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Best Tx Monger
01-07-06, 01:17
This is sort of the inappropriate thread for the question BUT the most appropriate if you know what I mean.
I like to watch the Jules Jordan videos but who else besides his Evil Empire Adventures would some of you recommend.
What I like about his videos is that he does anal with some nice looking girls with Bootays !! I am sure that some of you are familiar with his work
Any advice on other alternative videos?
-007
Best Tx Monger
01-07-06, 01:23
How's your progress Z3?
I've been backing off the girlfriend for a little bit. Let me tell you this though, she loves me fingering her. She cannot go without it now....LOL
Although right now she is in hibernation mode having some test done to her tush. She may have cancer but it is not confirmed, they were sent to the lab.
In addition, she said she got something else and the Dr. said that it can only be gotten from a men.
Which would most likely be me, which makes me ponder about having a BBBJ with some of these sw's ! Also, this one time I had unprotected sex with a sw, yes I know, but it was ONE TIME.
One time is all it takes, so be smart you guys. But as they say, when the big heads get soft, the small head gets hard !!
-007
James D 2004
01-07-06, 01:24
What I like about his videos is that he does anal with some nice looking girls with Bootays !! I am sure that some of you are familiar with his work
Any advice on other alternative videos?
-007
Turn on your camcorder, stick a carrot into your ass. Understand?
James D 2004
01-07-06, 01:31
Which would most likely be me, which makes me ponder about having unconvered BJ with some of these sw's ! Also, this one time I had unprotected sex with a sw, yes I know, but it was ONE TIME.
One time is all it takes, so be smart you guys. But as they say, when the big heads get soft, the small head gets hard !!
-007
Is this guy stupid? Two decades of aids education and he didn't learn. That's OK but just don't tell, and don't preach.
But I must admit I don't understand what is unconvered BJ, but it must be a lot more dangerous than bbbj.
Best Tx Monger
01-07-06, 01:32
James D my friend,
Please don't follow me around the forum. I know that you are agitated because LIKE many, i also filed a complaint vs you in the thread of "Complaints Against Other Members."
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=1509
The facts were presented by "others" and I agreed. Nothing wrong with that, don't hate me because of that. You put yourself in such volatile and suceptible situation. Taking it out on me, is outright unjustifiable !
-007
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P.S. True you are a Senior & you have your knacks, but please, don't modify my post just so that you can re-invent yourself into and intelligent individual! All of your post are fruitless, just like the 6 you just popped out of your behind on this 'issue.' To be honest with you, I really don't care !
This thread is for a discussion on how we can enjoy the touch, smell , look and fuck of an Beautiful ASS. Please let it not digress into a "mudslining" contest.
You didn't present any facts. Idiot.
And don't modify your posts to look less of an idiot, you sneaky chicken. Harsh words from a douche bag such as your self...
James D 2004
01-15-06, 21:56
Everybody is capable of harsh words, idiot bora.
Bubbaneedsit
01-15-06, 22:00
It is now possible for forum members to start new threads as necessary. Can't you gentlemen make use of this feature and save the rest of us that are interested in anal adventures from having to read your bickering?!?
While I was doing her missionary, I told her that I wanted to visit her other place. She just smiles, pulls me out of her pussy and and slides me down to her sweet little ass. I slip into her warm, tightness. Sheer ecstacy! No additional lube - just her pussy juices on my cock. It was incredible and she loved it too!
Now THAT'S what this forum is supposed to be about! Leave the bickering to PMs!
For those of you lucky enough to be able to indulge in bareback anal with a trusted partner from time to time, don't you just LOVE to see your cum dripping out of her fresh-fucked bum?!?
Hey Aaglen,
Thanks for bringing the discussion back on track. Anal sex is such a beautiful, wonderful thing. Why should there be an online fight when we have a forum to discuss this marvelous act of sexual love?
I have been traveling the world for over twenty years now and have had anal delights everywhere from Baghdad to Bolivia. Nothing better than a beautiful lady squirming with delight as your cock explores that tight and wonderful hole.
There are times I have left the pussy alone and gone straight for glory. Let's hear it from the serious anal lovers. Make love not war!
Alan
Here's another (very true) story of a short relationship I had with a woman about two years my senior.
We had just been dating a few weeks when one evening she invited me inside after a date. We started making out, and I had slid her panties off -- we were both in a kneeling position on her couch.
I slowly reached my hand down towards her crotch -- slowly because this was our first time and didn't want to rush it. She was breathing heavily, and I reached my hand down and between her legs. I was aiming my middle finger for her pussy, but somehow my hand moved further down and my finger grazed her asshole. I knew right away that I had missed my target, but to my surprise she gasped and moaned very passionately.
As it turns out, we never did have anal sex. I'm quite thick and she had trouble with me in her vagina, so I never went for her ass. But every time I touch or better yet licked her sweet asshole, she acted like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
My biggest regret is not trying to park in her rear at least once before we broke up. There's nothing more sexy than a woman who loves to be touched there. She couldn't get enough of having her ass played with. To top it off, she had large, firm breasts and a gorgeous pussy, too. Wow - memories!
Next time, I'll tell the story about how I got my wife to try anal.
Here's another (very true) story of a short relationship I had with a woman about two years my senior.
We had just been dating a few weeks when one evening she invited me inside after a date. We started making out, and I had slid her panties off -- we were both in a kneeling position on her couch.
I slowly reached my hand down towards her crotch -- slowly because this was our first time and didn't want to rush it. She was breathing heavily, and I reached my hand down and between her legs. I was aiming my middle finger for her pussy, but somehow my hand moved further down and my finger grazed her asshole. I knew right away that I had missed my target, but to my surprise she gasped and moaned very passionately.
As it turns out, we never did have anal sex. I'm quite thick and she had trouble with me in her vagina, so I never went for her ass. But every time I touch or better yet licked her sweet asshole, she acted like it was the greatest thing since sliced bread.
My biggest regret is not trying to park in her rear at least once before we broke up. There's nothing more sexy than a woman who loves to be touched there. She couldn't get enough of having her ass played with. To top it off, she had large, firm breasts and a gorgeous pussy, too. Wow - memories!
Next time, I'll tell the story about how I got my wife to try anal.
Women are really funny about their butt's. Not that I blame them. I had a girlfriend, (very professional) who loved for me to stick a finger in while I was plowing her normally. But, the one time we tried anal, she cried like she was hurt until I was done. It wasn't very fulfilling for either.
Speaking of anal, I read a story about this dude named Ken Pinyan in Washington State. Guys, I'm just going to tell you that Ken is dead now; in fact, he was dead an hour after this event occured. If you are faint of heart, don't watch this. I post this simply for satire and irony, it is sick but it's like a train wreck; you can't not watch it once you hear the story. Normally I say whatever floats your boat, i don't have a problem with, in this case, Ken got what Ken asked for.
Whoever the moderator is, please watch this BEFORE you let it be posted. If you deem it inappropriate, just let them google it. But, I read this story this morning after reading my morning news at fark.com and I can't get it out of my head.
http://www.zfilter.com/z.php?id=20148
Driverdown
02-01-06, 12:13
I was reading this article (http://www.spokesmanreview.com/local/story.asp?ID=111117) and found this tidbit:
"Even if the animal isn't beaten or shot or abused in a traditional sense, this is still taking advantage of an innocent creature," said Mary Leake Schilder, with the Progressive Animal Welfare Society in Lynnwood, Wash. "The animal doesn't have a choice to enter into that relationship."This gives a new dimension to the word Irony.
Speaking of anal, I read a story about this dude named Ken Pinyan in Washington State. Guys, I'm just going to tell you that Ken is dead now; in fact, he was dead an hour after this event occured. If you are faint of heart, don't watch this. I post this simply for satire and irony, it is sick but it's like a train wreck; you can't not watch it once you hear the story. Normally I say whatever floats your boat, i don't have a problem with, in this case, Ken got what Ken asked for.
Whoever the moderator is, please watch this BEFORE you let it be posted. If you deem it inappropriate, just let them google it. But, I read this story this morning after reading my morning news at fark.com and I can't get it out of my head.
http://www.zfilter.com/z.php?id=20148
Dude nobody want's to see that!
Dude nobody want's to see that!
All I can say is WOW. I new about the story but never saw that video before.
Let's get back to good clean anal sex with nice, willing women. Gag.
I like the feeling of the head of my cock pressing against a tight little puckered asshole. Then gradually it starts to yield as I press forward. She starts to moan a bit as my head slips slowly into her. I feel her asshole gripping the head of my cock as it slowly inches forward, ever deeper into her tight, willing anus. Then, all it once, it slips thru the gateway and plunges in to the hilt. She lets out a brief gasp of pain/pleasure, then sighs as she surrenders to anal erotic bliss! My thrusts begin in earnest, slowly at first, then faster, harder, faster, harder until my hot cum explodes into her nether regions!
That's what this forum is about, guys!
Anal that drives us all so nuts. As for myself, it seems like I've thought about and enjoyed anal since I started having sex and now I'm 40 and can't get enough of it. Had only one girlfriend that did love it (liked it better in the ass than the pussy), it was tough breaking up with her. If you liked anal she was the best girlfriend to have. My wife goes though times where she says that she wants it but I don't know if she enjoys it. I will say this, that sometimes she sure can take up the ass that just drives me crazy.
I guess I was lucky to marry a women that lets fuck her in the ass at least once a week.
Muff Scout
02-16-06, 16:09
I love the chase.
I love it when you first hook up with a girl, and she tells you she has never done anal but has thought about trying it. Then you slowly convince her to let you play with her ass. You start on the outside, just teasing. Then you work you way up to one finger, then your thumb. Then you start teasing her with your cock. Then one night, you get her alittle drunk and all turned on and you slide the head of your cock in. That feels good, but the first time you ass bone her to the hilt is heaven.
Think I'll get some greek tonight:)
Safe hunting to all.
Muff Scout
I like it when they tell you "I am not that kind of girl" but when you give it a try they guide that cock straight to the rectum. "It wont hurt at all, I'll just stick the tip in". hehehehe
Muff Scout
03-02-06, 12:35
I like it when they tell you "I am not that kind of girl"
Met a girl like that about six months ago.
Got her drunk, wound up back at her place. Spanked her kitty a couple of times, then lubed up and packed her fudge real good:)
Then she blows my mind. When I pull out of her ass, she turns around and licks my cock clean.
Muff Scout
Met a girl like that about six months ago.
Got her drunk, wound up back at her place. Spanked her kitty a couple of times, then lubed up and packed her fudge real good:)
Then she blows my mind. When I pull out of her ass, she turns around and licks my cock clean.
Muff ScoutThat's a real trooper! Hope she didn't try DFK after that.
If she won't lick it clean, just bite her neck real hard as your pulling out.
Her brown eye will tighten and it cleans all the groddy off.
3pops
Did you kiss her afterwards?!?
Yuck! Doesn't do it for me... after I slip out, it's straight for the sink to clean up. Unless it was bareback, then I'll watch my cum ooze out her sweet little bum for a few minutes!
Sound's like YOU were bareback? Russina Roulette my friend, though I've been guilty of slipping up before (see pic!)
Muff Scout
03-02-06, 22:45
Bareback anal?
No way dude.
She licked the flavored condom clean.
Muff
Anal that drives us all so nuts. As for myself, it seems like I've thought about and enjoyed anal since I started having sex and now I'm 40 and can't get enough of it. Had only one girlfriend that did love it (liked it better in the ass than the pussy), it was tough breaking up with her. If you liked anal she was the best girlfriend to have. My wife goes though times where she says that she wants it but I don't know if she enjoys it. I will say this, that sometimes she sure can take up the ass that just drives me crazy.
I guess I was lucky to marry a women that lets fuck her in the ass at least once a week.When I worked in Bosnia, there was a girl from Moldava (about 26) who I would hook up with a couple weekends a month. She loved coke, so I just made sure she had all she wanted. Other than that, she cleaned, cooked, and loved anal.
I've been with women who enjoyed it, but this girl was a freak. She knew very little English, but could say "Fuck my ass" and "More" without any trace of accent.
Sigh. I miss those days.
Met a girl like that about six months ago.
Got her drunk, wound up back at her place. Spanked her kitty a couple of times, then lubed up and packed her fudge real good:)
Then she blows my mind. When I pull out of her ass, she turns around and licks my cock clean.
Muff Scout
Now that's what I call a real trooper, nothing like some Dirty Sanchez after some good backdoor action. I once had a girl do that but after I banged her ass the ol' fashion way I finished by CIM. Aaglen nice pic by the way.
Misfit
Muff Scout
03-03-06, 09:17
I've been with women who enjoyed it, but this girl was a freak. She knew very little English, but could say "Fuck my ass" and "More" without any trace of accent.
Sigh. I miss those days.
I went to school in Europe years ago, and was dating this german girl. Loved when she used to say, "fucken mine assen".
Man, I was in heaven with her.
Muff
Muff Scout
03-07-06, 15:42
Do you guys have any idea what might've happened to her? She hung out in West L.A. about 3 years ago.
Dude,
I've boned a lot of ass in my life, but haven't quite hit all 50 states yet:)
I think you might have better luck posting that question on the LA board rather than here.
Muff Scout
It had not occured to me before, but all six of the current LoveLOS girls (Those whom I have claimed as my keepers in my reports) have several things in common:
1. Smokin body
2. Pretty face
3. good attitude / personality
4. accepts & like DATY
5. provides Anal...
Ladies, take note...
LL
Gentlemen:
I posted this on the Chicago thread, but, at the risk of spamming, thought it might be of interest here, too. It was an outstanding anal experience, which is what this thread is all about.
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During the nice weather, I saw a light-skinned African-American woman, probably about 40 or so, walking on Cicero just south of Madison. She immediately got my attention - *giant* fun bags, long black hair with red highlights, and deep red lipstick.
She's a little on the heavy side, but I'll take a little extra baggage to get those big 'ol titties.
Went around the world with her. Outstanding.
Highlight was when I bent her over the bed (she was standing) and eased into her ass (after we'd done the lube thang). She quivered liked she was having a damn seizure! I stayed still for a little while to let her get used to it, she calmed down, I started slow and she seemed to be okay, so I plowed her. Literally knocked her off her damn feet. I climbed on top of the bed with her and gave her the old pile drive up her ass.
When I was nearing the end, I pulled out, yanked off the cover, told her to roll over and dropped a good load on her titties and face.
After, she told me that she wasn't used to having guys fuck her ass so hard. Told her she took it like a champion.
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Best wishes,
Bend It
Here is a pick of a SW I visited with during the final four in Indy. One of the tightest bites I have ever had.
I do love back dooring the lady's.
T69
Friends, I know we make a lot of fuss about the "tight" experience, but there is such a thing as being "too tight". When this is so there is more pain for the woman and when there is more pain there is less of a likelihood you will be allowed to go balls deep into that rectum.
For me, the ideal situation is when the anus is only slightly tighter than the pussy. Tight enough to get that anal ring experience but loose enough to allow depth and vigorous pumping.
Driverdown
04-04-06, 12:34
In my experience an unprepared anus is too tight for confort (for her). In other words you should patiently lube & dilate her so the moment you get in it doesn't break her in pain, and once you are in you should let her 'adjust' before pumping. A healthy anus should be able to dilate enough for sex without pain.
I just had to post and thank all you anal veterans for your knowledge. I started seeing a petite bsw awhile back and it has gotten to the point where she doesn't even charge me anymore. She even calls me to do her. The last 2 times I was with her I banged her ass with my fingers. She's also gotten some big time oral and extreme rimming from me. She said I'm the only guy she's ever had to ask to stop oral because she couldn't take anymore. This girl is a real nympho. I have finally found somebody in my league as far as sex and sex drive. It drives her absolutely freeking wild. She has asked me twice now to bang her ass but I told her "soon". I think I'll read up and let her have her way real soon. Thanks again guys. '69
Daddy Lows
04-26-06, 04:22
http://vids.*******.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=687738665&n=2
Peace
http://vids.*******.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=687738665&n=2
Peace
RFLMAO DL!
http://www.goodiebag.tv/video/do_you_take_it.htm
You will LYAO!:D
Hi MeatMan,
I am going to try this video with a chica I have wanted to bang in the ass for some time now. Only problem is, it's the guy taking it in the poop-chute in the video.
Alan
Tell us about it! I'm seeing a sweet non-pro now who likes toys in the back door from time to time. I suspect it won't be long before I'm in the back door too!
Monger King
06-04-06, 23:54
I have this one white gurl with a nice tight ass she luv to lube it up good finger her booty hole then grab my dick and just put it in there she love for me to pound it hard and she begs me 2 fuck it harder and harder till I explodes and by the way I was her first anal experiece and when I cum she loves 2 get in the mirror and watch it run out her ass! I'm thanking about marrying her guys I thank I luv her.
I have this one white gurl with a nice tight ass she luv to lube it up good finger her booty hole then grab my dick and just put it in there she love for me to pound it hard and she begs me 2 fuck it harder and harder till I explodes and by the way I was her first anal experiece and when I cum she loves 2 get in the mirror and watch it run out her ass! I'm thanking about marrying her guys I thank I luv her.
Slow down, King! Marry her?!? Man, too much ass out there to pound to be talking about marrying a ***** . . . RFLMAO!!!!!
Driverdown
06-10-06, 10:00
Marriage shouldn't be based on sex alone, but heck if it's important! It sounds like she has some brownie points on that respect ;)
I've got this friend here in Mps. that loves it in the ass. She is an older lady. You start out mouth, then between leggs. About 6 strokes later she will move it down a hole. Squealing all the time. Never seen anything like it.
Monger King
06-23-06, 19:05
[u are right man and damn brownie points she get lol the she cook and clean take care of her man and u guys no like i no thats what we want not saying i will stop paying 4 pussy not at all lol
A few days ago, I picked up a wsw (Suzanne) in Chicago, on 47th between Cicero and Pulaski. Not the type I usually go for, I usually like big ol' boobies, the bigger the better. This b***h was tall and regular weight, with little/no tits, but very long legs (exaggerated by "fuck me" heels - hilarious!). She just had a real slutty look about her (way too much makeup, which I liked), so I picked her up, did our mutual check and off to the notel.
I sat on the edge of the bed, she got on her knees (still clothed) and went to town. We got up, removed clothes, and onto the bed. Told her I wanted to greek her, she said "great, I love that" - good sign.
She got out her lube, covered and lubed me, lubed herself. I layed her on her back, grabbed her ankles, positioned little Bend It, and pushed until I felt that pleasant little "pop"! Slowly pushed in and then out a few times, getting her used to it. I told her to look at me and her eyes flew open.
Then I pushed her ankles up by her head and really started to work her ass, hard. She made the appropriate sounds!
I plowed her ass for about 10 or 15 minutes, all the time in this position, with her legs up and looking me in the eye as I reamed her.
All in all, a top ten experience.
Bend It
Benchseats Rock
07-02-06, 13:45
Slow down, King! Marry her?!? Man, too much ass out there to pound to be talking about marrying a ***** . . . RFLMAO!!!!!
I'm just the slightest bit confused here. Can you help me out?
What about marriage means you can't still fuck as much ass as you want?
See, its not the concept of marriage that irks me. Its the concept of marrying the woman who wouldn't understand.
Vedi, Vici, Veni
Benchseats Rock
I'm just the slightest bit confused here. Can you help me out?
What about marriage means you can't still fuck as much ass as you want?
See, its not the concept of marriage that irks me. Its the concept of marrying the woman who wouldn't understand.
Vedi, Vici, Veni
Benchseats Rock
sounds good, BR - have you found such a woman?
Benchseats Rock
07-05-06, 11:07
sounds good, BR - have you found such a woman?
She says that she's fine with the idea of it, and that I'm in the clear as long as I share.
Then again, we're not married yet and I hear that little rings of gold have all sorts of mystical powers, but so far so good. I'll enjoy it as long as it lasts.
Veni, Vedi, Vici - Gaius Julius Ceasar
Vedi, Vici, Veni - Benchseats Rock
Had a good ass-pounding experience in Dallas recently, but it was also a first - her ass was so well used, I could slide it in about as easily as in her pussy. And, I was her first that day.
She's just so used to taking a big one up the ass pipe, that it doesn't present much of a problem for her. Every other ho I've ass fucked, I've had to take my time, work it in slowly, let her get used to it, etc.
Now, it was still damn good! I rode her for a good 15 minutes and she made all the appropriate noises and facial expressions!
Bend It
Asain_Ucker
07-23-06, 11:28
bend,
she sounds like a well lubed machine,lol.
i been in the market for a hot young kgirl that will let me up hershey hwy. i frequent many amps, but never been lucky yet. ther are some older kgirls (40's) that tease n joke bout it but ive never been lucky. my last visit up hershey hwy was maybe 5 yrs ago, i found an older wsw that did the deed.
my dick is not that big either, lol maybe 7" on a good day, so it cant be the size the scares em.
Had a good ass-pounding experience in Dallas recently, but it was also a first - her ass was so well used, I could slide it in about as easily as in her pussy. And, I was her first that day.
She's just so used to taking a big one up the ass pipe, that it doesn't present much of a problem for her. Every other ho I've ass fucked, I've had to take my time, work it in slowly, let her get used to it, etc.
Now, it was still damn good! I rode her for a good 15 minutes and she made all the appropriate noises and facial expressions!
Bend It
bend,
she sounds like a well lubed machine,lol.
i been in the market for a hot young kgirl that will let me up hershey hwy. i frequent many amps, but never been lucky yet. ther are some older kgirls (40's) that tease n joke bout it but ive never been lucky. my last visit up hershey hwy was maybe 5 yrs ago, i found an older wsw that did the deed.
my dick is not that big either, lol maybe 7" on a good day, so it cant be the size the scares em.
Hi Asain_Ucker -
Yeah, I think it would be very rare to find an amp b*tch who will take an anal pounding. Depending upon where you are, you might take a look at Craigs List - that's how I found the sl*t in Dallas. Good luck,
Bend It
World Wise
07-27-06, 15:53
Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.
How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half!
Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.
How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half!
Good post! I often have a hard time finding the women who do anal off the streets.... except for the escort services listed on CL.
Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?
Misfit
Bend It and Asian,
I have had good luck with street girls and anal service.
How often do you pick up a girl on the street, and she can only offer a BJ cause it is "her time of the month"? When I meet one like that (I always ask for a half and half) I tell her no way on the BJ only. I tell her it is half and half or nothing. Depending on how desperate they are for the money, about 50% of the time I end up with a quick BJ and full anal. Happens to me maybe twice a year or more. Had one last month for a Jackson and a half!
Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?
Misfit
There are two here in Memphis. You can get it all for .3. Wsw kinda got a little age on them but when you plug in better hold on cause your not coming back by that same spot.
R Consultant
07-28-06, 20:46
As long as I have been Mongering I can say only a handful of ladies will take it up the ass pipe.. I will implement this half & half theory and see if it works.. I will report back and let ya all know for when your in the area.. I can only hope we find a few ladies who would take it......
Happy Huntin.......
Benchseats Rock
07-31-06, 09:50
Hey World Wise, next time I pick up a SW that says she is on the rag, I just may try your 1/2 & 1/2 technique. Which state/city are you able to get anal service for a Jackson and a half?
Misfit
Come to Baltimore. Save the half a Jackson.
Benchseats Rock
World Wise
08-01-06, 16:09
Probably will not work for all and everywhere. But I have had luck with it here in Illinois. I have found it works better when the rent is due, or when the pipe is calling real loud, if you know what I mean. But really YMMV, as they say.
I may have to take a vacation out there to your guys neck of the woods. Nothing like seeing what our great nation has to offer (on the street that is). Damn the rates in Rockford, Baltimore, & Memphis are cheap compared to here in the City of Lost Angels. Here cheap anal will run you about 3 Jacksons. I guess thats the downside of living in the west coast.
Misfit
World Wise
08-25-06, 12:56
Misfit, I have visited many west coast areas many time to monger. I now live in Northern Illinois, and think we have it much better that you guys do. While the quality of the ladies is generally poorer that on the left coast, we can often find a $20 bargin like I did last night. Because LE is tightening down Rockford Big Time, all the girls are really shy these days. I found a newer part-timer who was about a 7 on the SW scale, and really fearful, but really in need of some rent money. It must have taken me 10 minutes to convince her I was not LE. Hell I even showed her by driver's license and business card!
Anyway, after that she was easy to work with. She wanted 50 for all, but I offered 20 for FS and 10 more for anal. She agreed at first, but later had second thought about the anal. When I was firm and told her to forget it, she quickly agreed to 25 for all, and we proceeded. It was great.
You guys can stay where you are, and not come here and drive the price up for us. I like it this way...
I got a date with a gal tonight that likes it up the butt. I date her 2-3 month. Tonight shes bringing a friend who also likes it up the butt. All for .30 sometimes when they are desparate will do it for .20. I know 3 WSW and 1 BSW that really like it.
Just keep plugging away.
Theres nothing like it here. Man its great. Judy had a Motel Room and invited me over. Friend of hers who's married was there. While I was banging Linda in the pus doggie style Judy was running her tongue all around the cheeks of my butt. Drop Load on Linda quickly Judy laided down and said shove it up my ass. She went wild. That girl likes it up the butt. Washed then went back to Linda. She don't take up the butt. She likes F-----g thou. She can't get away to often. Hope I have her again soon.
BC
World Wise, don't worry dude if I ever get around to Rockford I would not overpay. I always try to find the best deal for the cheapest price possible. Here in Los Angeles it's expensive however there is a place east of here known as the Inland Empire. There you can get it for alot cheaper & I always pay what the locals pay. I guess every monger is very protective over their own territory.
Misfit
Misfit, I have visited many west coast areas many time to monger. I now live in Northern Illinois, and think we have it much better that you guys do. While the quality of the ladies is generally poorer that on the left coast, we can often find a $20 bargin like I did last night. Because LE is tightening down Rockford Big Time, all the girls are really shy these days. I found a newer part-timer who was about a 7 on the SW scale, and really fearful, but really in need of some rent money. It must have taken me 10 minutes to convince her I was not LE. Hell I even showed her by driver's license and business card!
Anyway, after that she was easy to work with. She wanted 50 for all, but I offered 20 for FS and 10 more for anal. She agreed at first, but later had second thought about the anal. When I was firm and told her to forget it, she quickly agreed to 25 for all, and we proceeded. It was great.
You guys can stay where you are, and not come here and drive the price up for us. I like it this way...
Finally met an escort in the Indianapolis area who likes, no loves Greek and giving asian. She insist on MSOG, is a great kisser. You might say no holes barred. If you don't walk out of her house spent it is your fault. She is the first women that I have ever done Greek with that really got off on it.
I Love HJs
11-03-06, 13:26
Finally met an escort in the Indianapolis area who likes, no loves Greek and giving asian. She insist on MSOG, is a great kisser. You might say no holes barred. If you don't walk out of her house spent it is your fault. She is the first women that I have ever done Greek with that really got off on it.I've been looking for a rpovider who enjoys greek in Indy! Can't believe I found another naptown person here. Can you point me in the general direction of nirvana? PM me if you don't feel comfortable saying on here, but where did you find her?
I've pretty much been a streetwalker kinda guy, simply because I had bad escor experiences in the past. (All talk, but not much action.)
Stormrider
11-22-06, 02:23
I've been looking for a rpovider who enjoys greek in Indy! Can't believe I found another naptown person here. Can you point me in the general direction of nirvana? PM me if you don't feel comfortable saying on here, but where did you find her?
I've pretty much been a streetwalker kinda guy, simply because I had bad escor experiences in the past. (All talk, but not much action.)
You want greek from a Indy SW just hit E Washington and look for Connie. Crappy lion tattoo on one upper arm, about 42, but got that crack advanced aging going on. Loves it. There is some info posted on her in the Indy General Reports section and IDOC website says that she is out of lockup. I think she is hanging somewhere around Lynwood. You probably could catch her in one of the shithole bars in the area also.
"The above tale is a work of fiction and should be not be taken as reality as every one knows that prostitution and soliciting a prostitute are illegal activities. We would never consider violating the law here at USG..."
SR
I went to see my ATF in a new AMP, she is korean & her fragrance smells so fucking good. Got a rubdown, then BBFS which included a BBJ with some DT action. Did some Doggy while spankin that ass then I massaged her brown eye with my thumb as she lubed up. At first it was tight since I had to slowly push it in, not to mention her ass had a nice tight snug fit. I banged her hard for a while & blew my load in her tight ass, then as I pulled out she squeezed her ass muscle as junior came out clean. She wrapped a towel around her & ran to the bathroom. Then I took a shower & no this time I did not see any choclate milk on the shower floor. Got a bottle water on the way out as she walked me to the door. 50/100
Misfit
Benchseats Rock
12-22-06, 09:54
I went to see my ATF in a new AMP, she is korean & her fragrance smells so fucking good. Got a rubdown, then BBFS which included a BBJ with some DT action. Did some Doggy while spankin that ass then I massaged her brown eye with my thumb as she lubed up. At first it was tight since I had to slowly push it in, not to mention her ass had a nice tight snug fit. I banged her hard for a while & blew my load in her tight ass, then as I pulled out she squeezed her ass muscle as junior came out clean. She wrapped a towel around her & ran to the bathroom. Then I took a shower & no this time I did not see any choclate milk on the shower floor. Got a bottle water on the way out as she walked me to the door. 50/100
Misfit
If you're not completely full of shit then you're one seriously stupid fuck for going bbfs with any provider - even an AMP girl. Personally, I think you're completely full of shit, but it doesn't really matter because if you're not, you'll be dead soon enough.
Stay safe,
Benchseats Rock
I've gotten street anal for $15 from Hispanic/Latino girl who I see often strolling. When she sees me, she pretty much knows what I am looking for. what IS surprising is that she brings her own lubricant. Nice ass on her too!
Hows that? :D
If you're not completely full of shit then you're one seriously stupid fuck for going bbfs with any provider - even an AMP girl. Personally, I think you're completely full of shit, but it doesn't really matter because if you're not, you'll be dead soon enough.
Stay safe,
Benchseats Rock
Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.
I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh
I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol
Misfit
Shark in OC
12-29-06, 13:05
Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.
I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh
I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol
Misfit
I support MIsfit's comment. I know the same girl (in the biblical sense). She is a bareback anal queen. I know we are thinking with our wrong heads, but it's wrong to wish anybody dead. By the way, every regular provider who I have seen on a regular basis eventially allows me to go bareback. I personally live downstairs from a provider in Koreatown, Los Angeles, and she even got pregnant from a customer. So don't think it does not go on. I find it goes on with regular customers more often than not. In New Zealand, the Korean and Chinese girls are famous for taking an extra 100 or so for bareback.
-Shark-
Benchseats Rock
12-29-06, 15:00
Well dude, I was getting ready to flame your ass but then I saw you have 800+ reports under your name so I decided not to. I can only hope you have actual reviews & not just post a bunch of fucking ignorant comments. But then again I don't hang around the Baltimore forum too much. I do however enjoy the great pics by Rook & Muff. Anyway the answer to your question is NO, my reports are real. I don't have that much of an imagination to make this shit up. Oh by the way I have known this AMP girl for 2+ years & what can I tell you I can't get enough of her.
I find it kind of ironic you wish me "dead" then you end your report with "Stay safe" & Im suppose to be the stupid fuck...huh
I still believe every monger has the right to fuck a provider anyway he wishes to. It be the good old fashion way (bareback) or with a full body condom its up to you. But thanks for the sermon anyway...lol
Misfit
I support MIsfit's comment. I know the same girl (in the biblical sense). She is a bareback anal queen. I know we are thinking with our wrong heads, but it's wrong to wish anybody dead. By the way, every regular provider who I have seen on a regular basis eventially allows me to go bareback. I personally live downstairs from a provider in Koreatown, Los Angeles, and she even got pregnant from a customer. So don't think it does not go on. I find it goes on with regular customers more often than not. In New Zealand, the Korean and Chinese girls are famous for taking an extra 100 or so for bareback.
I didn't wish you dead, at least not intentionally. I would never wish anyone dead - on or off of the forum, and now that I am rereading my quip I see how it could be taken that way - and I apologize. If I could go back and edit I would be more than happy to do it; I'm sorry it came out that way, all I meant to say was that anal bareback is one of the riskiest activities there is in a world with HIV and no one should forego using a condom for any activity if they want to monger with better odds than if they were playing Russian Roulette. I didn't mean to attack your integrity in your reporting - but I would rather think that someone is lying than going bareback with a provider - it's easier to redact a statement than it is to line up at a pharmacy once a month.
Clearly we have a difference of opinion/comfort level/risk analysis when it comes to personal health and safety - and while the med student in me is screaming inside, I will trust that you have assessed your own risks and kept up to date with the current STD and Sexual Health guidelines instead of redacting them here. I don't know the provider you are talking about, and the chances are rare that I ever will - even careful providers catch STD's, and high risk behaviour is defined by behaviour itself and then only to be compounded by who it's being done with and how.
I've done far stupider things than anal bareback, sometimes realizing it was dangerous and not slowing down and changing course, sometimes completely unaware until after the fact. I have put my cock places I wouldn't have dared to put a gloved and disinfected finger. I have fucked people in places that can only be described as the microbial polar opposite to a sterile Operating Room - The fact that I am alive at all, not to mention that I am healthy is nothing less than a miracle, or for the less faithful, maybe it is the biggest statistical anomaly in recent history. If I come off sort of preachy I apologize - I spent many, many years in the seminary and I guess sometimes it percolates to the surface - but more than that, I work in medicine and I live in and monger in Baltimore. We are more aware of drugs and disease than most other places in the world, not because we want to be, but because we have to be.
In Boca Lupo,
Benchseats Rock
Benchseats,
Elaborate on your comment, "even careful providers catch STD's" Do you know any providers who this happened to? Maybe someone who was ultra-carefull, but then caught something anyway?
I ask because of something I read on the internet. If actually TRULY carefull, the odds of provider catching something are the same as a surgeon catching something during surgery, meaning that surgeon's gloves are essentially nothing more than condoms for the hand.
This all assumes provider not make slamming genital-area to genital area contact, which happens alot of the time even when wearing condom. A provider would either have to control the stroke depth, or only do CBJ, etc.
Phillipe
Captain Stiffy
12-29-06, 18:23
Genital/anal warts are very EASILY contracted while "slamming your parts together", even while wearing a condom. If these warts are in remission, or have recently been removed (you can't see them), they are still easily passed on to the partner. Read about HPV/genital warts, & don't be stupid.
Is your post addressed at me? That's exactly what I said- "This all ASSUMES provider not make slamming genital-area to genital area contact"
Genital/anal warts are very EASILY contracted while "slamming your parts together", even while wearing a condom. If these warts are in remission, or have recently been removed (you can't see them), they are still easily passed on to the partner. Read about HPV/genital warts, & don't be stupid.If someone is "ultra carefull" as I put it, never made skin-to-skin contact, and never used old or vaseline-contaminated condoms, then I'd be curious how many of THESE providers still contract something. I say 99.99% never catch anything. And I just wanted to hear any stories he had about the merely "carefull" providers still catching something
Benchseats Rock
12-30-06, 14:36
I say 99.99% never catch anything. And I just wanted to hear any stories he had about the merely "carefull" providers still catching something
The real statistics and information you want is on the STD thread and also on the CDC.gov site. If you really believe that 99.9% never catch anything, it is probably time for you to stop reading Anal Connoisseurs and start reading information from a health department - you'll live longer. I'm not telling you stories about how people I know have contracted anything - there is something about you that is anti-intellectual about a subject this serious that you'll either read the established medical literature or you won't. You'll either believe it and make smart choices or you won't, but I'm not going to encourage your proxy-pathological voyeurism.
Does anyone know how to read around here? If you can't very carefully read my post, then don't respond to it. I didn't say 99.9% never catch anything. I said 99.9% of the theoretical "ultra-carefull" never catch anything. And I don't even know if such "ultra-carefull" providers out there even exist.
I wanted to know if there is anyone out there who is ultra-carefull, as I described. And if so, are they disease-free? I'm a voyeur because I'm asking about STDs? For the love of god.
One thing I have noticed that annoys people the most on this website is when I chide people on the issue of safety. It really makes them mad. They don't want to hear this truth, to be reminded about the true reality of what it is they're doing. It's all psychological. From what I've read through these various forums, I am absolutely the safest most responsible person there is. And I have a pretty good feeling that the people who pooh-pooh this and get sloppy with their safety, do so because they don't care anymore, because they already have a couple diseases themselves. And I've extensively interviewed a couple people on this subject, and have analyzed the psychology of denial. And I think this applies to the most of you. And I've read Benchseat's previous reports to get a handle on his mindset as well. And I know that me saying this will probably annoy several of you and I'll get flamed or something. But I think most of you already have diseases like warts and stuff, because you didn't have the power of realization that you really CAN have fun AND be clean.
Interestingly, there is probably a wealth of research data right HERE on THIS website that the CDC can look to US for. So basically, I am conducting bona fide research that the CDC is unable to do because it would require the unethical behaviour of encouraging prostitution etc.
All medical, etc. research is like this. Eventually, at some level, some people just have to get their 'hands dirty' and do the trenchwork. For example, at some point during the developement of Viagra, at some point some of the test subjects just had to pop the pill and go get some pussy. In the name of science.
The CDC is just an office, nothing more. WE'RE the source of the data
Shark in OC
01-01-07, 13:50
Does anyone know how to read around here? If you can't very carefully read my post, then don't respond to it. I didn't say 99.9% never catch anything. I said 99.9% of the theoretical "ultra-carefull" never catch anything. And I don't even know if such "ultra-carefull" providers out there even exist.
I wanted to know if there is anyone out there who is ultra-carefull, as I described. And if so, are they disease-free? I'm a voyeur because I'm asking about STDs? For the love of god.
One thing I have noticed that annoys people the most on this website is when I chide people on the issue of safety. It really makes them mad. They don't want to hear this truth, to be reminded about the true reality of what it is they're doing. It's all psychological. From what I've read through these various forums, I am absolutely the safest most responsible person there is. And I have a pretty good feeling that the people who pooh-pooh this and get sloppy with their safety, do so because they don't care anymore, because they already have a couple diseases themselves. And I've extensively interviewed a couple people on this subject, and have analyzed the psychology of denial. And I think this applies to the most of you. And I've read Benchseat's previous reports to get a handle on his mindset as well. And I know that me saying this will probably annoy several of you and I'll get flamed or something. But I think most of you already have diseases like warts and stuff, because you didn't have the power of realization that you really CAN have fun AND be clean.
Interestingly, there is probably a wealth of research data right HERE on THIS website that the CDC can look to US for. So basically, I am conducting bona fide research that the CDC is unable to do because it would require the unethical behaviour of encouraging prostitution etc.
All medical, etc. research is like this. Eventually, at some level, some people just have to get their 'hands dirty' and do the trenchwork. For example, at some point during the developement of Viagra, at some point some of the test subjects just had to pop the pill and go get some pussy. In the name of science.
The CDC is just an office, nothing more. WE'RE the source of the data
Your post started out normal, but then it just got really, really strange.
-Shark-
Baltimonger
01-01-07, 14:17
The CDC isn't just an office. They do great amounts of field research in conjunction with NIH, and collect real data from health departments around the country. Even the CDC admits their data is unreliable, considering that many people with STD's don't know it and don't seek medical attention, but it is enough data to show trends in infection rates. I would trust the CDC long before I trust any claims made here.
Viagra was initally developed for use in treatment of angina and cardiovascular disease. It was found in test group studies to have no effect on cardiovascular health, but helped the male subjects (including those previously diagnosed as impotent) to be able to acheive and sustain erections. Phizer had no real intent to create an impotence pill, it was purely an accident.
Double Nickle
01-01-07, 16:46
Does anyone know how to read around here? If you can't very carefully read my post, then don't respond to it. I didn't say 99.9% never catch anything. I said 99.9% of the theoretical "ultra-carefull" never catch anything. And I don't even know if such "ultra-carefull" providers out there even exist.
I wanted to know if there is anyone out there who is ultra-carefull, as I described. And if so, are they disease-free? I'm a voyeur because I'm asking about STDs? For the love of god.
One thing I have noticed that annoys people the most on this website is when I chide people on the issue of safety. It really makes them mad. They don't want to hear this truth, to be reminded about the true reality of what it is they're doing. It's all psychological. From what I've read through these various forums, I am absolutely the safest most responsible person there is. And I have a pretty good feeling that the people who pooh-pooh this and get sloppy with their safety, do so because they don't care anymore, because they already have a couple diseases themselves. And I've extensively interviewed a couple people on this subject, and have analyzed the psychology of denial. And I think this applies to the most of you. And I've read Benchseat's previous reports to get a handle on his mindset as well. And I know that me saying this will probably annoy several of you and I'll get flamed or something. But I think most of you already have diseases like warts and stuff, because you didn't have the power of realization that you really CAN have fun AND be clean.
Interestingly, there is probably a wealth of research data right HERE on THIS website that the CDC can look to US for. So basically, I am conducting bona fide research that the CDC is unable to do because it would require the unethical behaviour of encouraging prostitution etc.
All medical, etc. research is like this. Eventually, at some level, some people just have to get their 'hands dirty' and do the trenchwork. For example, at some point during the developement of Viagra, at some point some of the test subjects just had to pop the pill and go get some pussy. In the name of science.
The CDC is just an office, nothing more. WE'RE the source of the dataYes, the Ultra Careful Provider does exist. No it is not me. I don't go looking for bareback except for the handjob, but if BBBJ is initiated by the girl I just lie back and enjoy. The same goes for DATY. I would like to experience AR at least once but I doubt if I'd actively search out repititions. I haven't had a streetwalker in about 30 years - I think AMP girls are much safer. See the below quote for the ultra careful guy.
Count me out on the table shower. No offense guys, but who knows which one of you were on there last. No LOL since this is not a laughing matter. In our hobby, if you're not cafefull to a point of obsession, you can come down with some funky stuff. Just look at the photo section.
I'm proud to say I have never been blessed with and type of STD, not even crabs. Now I'm sure there are plenty of mongers out there with more than thier share of "combat wounds"
I don't wear the slippers or robe. I wear a towel. I stand while she uses her hands only (more erotic anyway) and liquid soap. I'm sure you've all seen short hairs on the soap. Standing lets you stick your dick close to her face anyway. Her reaction can be a good look ahead at what to expect.
Getting her clothes wet is also a good excuse to talk her into getting NEKKID! Always working the angles for the ultimate results.
If I'm Sticky - I'm usually Happy
Here's a better example I thought of. The Taco Bell E-Coli breakout. When several people in a cluster were admitted to hospitals with serious illness due to E-Coli, the doctors didn't call the CDC and got current information on the E-Coli outbreak. Mostly, it was the DOCTORS TELLING THE CDC. This after the CDC shrugged their shoulders and were saying "We don't know... you tell US! Are you experiencing some E-Coli cases?" You get the picture. I know, I know, the CDC does this and that, but I'm making an important point about the limitations of nature of the CDC
Before Viagra could be approved for treatment for ED, it had to be tested for that purpose, i.e. the boning by test subjects that I mentioned. So what exactly is your point? Are you just trying to show off your medical knowlege?
The CDC isn't just an office. They do great amounts of field research in conjunction with NIH, and collect real data from health departments around the country. Even the CDC admits their data is unreliable, considering that many people with STD's don't know it and don't seek medical attention, but it is enough data to show trends in infection rates. I would trust the CDC long before I trust any claims made here.
Viagra was initally developed for use in treatment of angina and cardiovascular disease. It was found in test group studies to have no effect on cardiovascular health, but helped the male subjects (including those previously diagnosed as impotent) to be able to acheive and sustain erections. Phizer had no real intent to create an impotence pill, it was purely an accident.
Baltimonger
01-01-07, 20:32
Here's a better example I thought of. The Taco Bell E-Coli breakout. When several people in a cluster were admitted to hospitals with serious illness due to E-Coli, the doctors didn't call the CDC and got current information on the E-Coli outbreak. Mostly, it was the DOCTORS TELLING THE CDC. This after the CDC shrugged their shoulders and were saying "We don't know... you tell US! Are you experiencing some E-Coli cases?" You get the picture. I know, I know, the CDC does this and that, but I'm making an important point about the limitations of nature of the CDC
Before Viagra could be approved for treatment for ED, it had to be tested for that purpose, i.e. the boning by test subjects that I mentioned. So what exactly is your point? Are you just trying to show off your medical knowlege?
How could the CDC give out info on a newly occurring E-coli outbreak? There must be proof of an oubreak before they can call it an "outbreak". Doctors already know how to treat E-coli, they don't need the CDC for that much. The CDC did collect hard data on the bacteria strain (O157) most occurring in the known cases, and other important information. This helped the CDC to isolate the exact, or at least highest probability, cause of the outbreak. This in turn, helps the CDC, and other government agencies to solve the problem. They do the exact same thing for STD/STI's, and a host of other diseases.
Back to Viagra. Yes they did that kind of testing. The really necessary testing was not hard-ons. It was the potential for serious short and long-term health problems. It is a long, drawn-out process for approval that all meds must go through before being approved by the FDA.
I'm not trying to show off medical knowledge, I'm just stating that this site is not the place to be looking for real health data.
Shark in OC
01-02-07, 03:17
How could the CDC give out info on a newly occurring E-coli outbreak? There must be proof of an oubreak before they can call it an "outbreak". Doctors already know how to treat E-coli, they don't need the CDC for that much. The CDC did collect hard data on the bacteria strain (O157) most occurring in the known cases, and other important information. This helped the CDC to isolate the exact, or at least highest probability, cause of the outbreak. This in turn, helps the CDC, and other government agencies to solve the problem. They do the exact same thing for STD/STI's, and a host of other diseases.
Back to Viagra. Yes they did that kind of testing. The really necessary testing was not hard-ons. It was the potential for serious short and long-term health problems. It is a long, drawn-out process for approval that all meds must go through before being approved by the FDA.
I'm not trying to show off medical knowledge, I'm just stating that this site is not the place to be looking for real health data.
Welcome to the anal-bashing thread., where the risks of anal sex are discussed, condom or no condom.
Back to our regularly scheduled programming - piledriving some sl*t's ass.
About a month ago, a wh*re I've seen a few times, Julie, called me up. This is unusual (for me) and set off some major warning bells. But, she said that she was trying to drum up some business before Christmas and that made some sense. I love it when these professional fuckers have a good business sense!
To cut to the chase, I go over to her place (where we always do our business) and start to makeout. I told her I would make her Christmas extra special if she'd let me in that ass of hers.
Julie is in her early to mid 40s, white, with brown hair down to her shoulders. Whenever I see her, she has on quite a bit of makeup, which I like. She's a little overweight with big, fat funbags that I love to work over.
She agrees to the anal, but tells me she seldom does that. I assure her I'll go slow, which I do. I make sure she's worked up (vibrator on her clit for a long time) and that everything is well-lubed (and covered). She gets on her knees and I tell her to flip over onto her back - I want to see her face when I push little Bend It's head into her ass. She says that's nasty and immediately flips over. I hold one of her legs up, and with the other hand, put the head up against her ass, slowly push it in until I get that pleasant "pop" sensation and stop. Her eyes are wide and she starts going "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!" in a soft voice. It was sexy/hilarious/nasty.
After she gets used to it, I start to slowly move in and out of her. When she's used to that, I take both of her legs, put them on my shoulders and pound her ass. At this point she got really loud, calling me a "motherfucker" over and over.
When I was ready to come, with her legs still on my shoulders, I performed a maneuver I've patented and call the "Electroshock". It has three elements:
- full throttle, balls deep ass pounding with the big-tittied wh*re on her back
- as I come, I pull the b*tchs nipples up as hard as I can, stretching out her fat boobs
- the b*tch goes into a seizure, screams, calls me names, and arches her back to try to relieve the pain in her nips, as I unload in her ass
Look, I know Im freaky, but I love this. And this particular wh*re doesnt mind it, because shes a submissive b*tch. She knows shes being dominated when my cock is pounding her ass at light speed and Im pulling her nipples off her goddamned titties as I blow my load in her.
Feel free to use this maneuver, just remember to tell the wh*re that its copyright protected (LOL!)
Bend It
Shark in OC
01-03-07, 03:32
Back to our regularly scheduled programming - piledriving some sl*t's ass.
About a month ago, a wh*re I've seen a few times, Julie, called me up. This is unusual (for me) and set off some major warning bells. But, she said that she was trying to drum up some business before Christmas and that made some sense. I love it when these professional fuckers have a good business sense!
To cut to the chase, I go over to her place (where we always do our business) and start to makeout. I told her I would make her Christmas extra special if she'd let me in that ass of hers.
Julie is in her early to mid 40s, white, with brown hair down to her shoulders. Whenever I see her, she has on quite a bit of makeup, which I like. She's a little overweight with big, fat funbags that I love to work over.
She agrees to the anal, but tells me she seldom does that. I assure her I'll go slow, which I do. I make sure she's worked up (vibrator on her clit for a long time) and that everything is well-lubed (and covered). She gets on her knees and I tell her to flip over onto her back - I want to see her face when I push little Bend It's head into her ass. She says that's nasty and immediately flips over. I hold one of her legs up, and with the other hand, put the head up against her ass, slowly push it in until I get that pleasant "pop" sensation and stop. Her eyes are wide and she starts going "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!" in a soft voice. It was sexy/hilarious/nasty.
After she gets used to it, I start to slowly move in and out of her. When she's used to that, I take both of her legs, put them on my shoulders and pound her ass. At this point she got really loud, calling me a "motherfucker" over and over.
When I was ready to come, with her legs still on my shoulders, I performed a maneuver I've patented and call the "Electroshock". It has three elements:
- full throttle, balls deep ass pounding with the big-tittied wh*re on her back
- as I come, I pull the b*tchs nipples up as hard as I can, stretching out her fat boobs
- the b*tch goes into a seizure, screams, calls me names, and arches her back to try to relieve the pain in her nips, as I unload in her ass
Look, I know Im freaky, but I love this. And this particular wh*re doesnt mind it, because shes a submissive b*tch. She knows shes being dominated when my cock is pounding her ass at light speed and Im pulling her nipples off her goddamned titties as I blow my load in her.
Feel free to use this maneuver, just remember to tell the wh*re that its copyright protected (LOL!)
Bend It
Sure you don't want to add a CDC statistic to your report?
Good One!
-Shark-
I didn't wish you dead, at least not intentionally. I would never wish anyone dead - on or off of the forum, and now that I am rereading my quip I see how it could be taken that way - and I apologize. If I could go back and edit I would be more than happy to do it; I'm sorry it came out that way, all I meant to say was that anal bareback is one of the riskiest activities there is in a world with HIV and no one should forego using a condom for any activity if they want to monger with better odds than if they were playing Russian Roulette. I didn't mean to attack your integrity in your reporting - but I would rather think that someone is lying than going bareback with a provider - it's easier to redact a statement than it is to line up at a pharmacy once a month.
Clearly we have a difference of opinion/comfort level/risk analysis when it comes to personal health and safety - and while the med student in me is screaming inside, I will trust that you have assessed your own risks and kept up to date with the current STD and Sexual Health guidelines instead of redacting them here. I don't know the provider you are talking about, and the chances are rare that I ever will - even careful providers catch STD's, and high risk behaviour is defined by behaviour itself and then only to be compounded by who it's being done with and how.
I've done far stupider things than anal bareback, sometimes realizing it was dangerous and not slowing down and changing course, sometimes completely unaware until after the fact. I have put my cock places I wouldn't have dared to put a gloved and disinfected finger. I have fucked people in places that can only be described as the microbial polar opposite to a sterile Operating Room - The fact that I am alive at all, not to mention that I am healthy is nothing less than a miracle, or for the less faithful, maybe it is the biggest statistical anomaly in recent history. If I come off sort of preachy I apologize - I spent many, many years in the seminary and I guess sometimes it percolates to the surface - but more than that, I work in medicine and I live in and monger in Baltimore. We are more aware of drugs and disease than most other places in the world, not because we want to be, but because we have to be.
In Boca Lupo,
Benchseats Rock
Well I accept your apology, I also see your point of view being in the field of medicine. Yes, I do get tested on a regular basis & the only thing I have caught to date is Chlamydia. Which I had to line up at a pharmacy & get taken care of. I know I may come off as a BareBack-aholic but 75% of the time I do use a raincoat on junior. The other 25% of the time I only bang girls I know & trust the ol' fashion way (amp girls only). That being said I hope we can go back to reporting on good anal sex, we have grown to love so much.
Shark, thanks for support dude.
Crepi il lupo,
Misfit
Hugh Jardon
01-07-07, 08:51
Bend It, you're a sick bastard, but in a good way!
Got a number for Julie?
Back to our regularly scheduled programming - piledriving some sl*t's ass.
About a month ago, a wh*re I've seen a few times, Julie, called me up. This is unusual (for me) and set off some major warning bells. But, she said that she was trying to drum up some business before Christmas and that made some sense. I love it when these professional fuckers have a good business sense!
To cut to the chase, I go over to her place (where we always do our business) and start to makeout. I told her I would make her Christmas extra special if she'd let me in that ass of hers.
Julie is in her early to mid 40s, white, with brown hair down to her shoulders. Whenever I see her, she has on quite a bit of makeup, which I like. She's a little overweight with big, fat funbags that I love to work over.
She agrees to the anal, but tells me she seldom does that. I assure her I'll go slow, which I do. I make sure she's worked up (vibrator on her clit for a long time) and that everything is well-lubed (and covered). She gets on her knees and I tell her to flip over onto her back - I want to see her face when I push little Bend It's head into her ass. She says that's nasty and immediately flips over. I hold one of her legs up, and with the other hand, put the head up against her ass, slowly push it in until I get that pleasant "pop" sensation and stop. Her eyes are wide and she starts going "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus!" in a soft voice. It was sexy/hilarious/nasty.
After she gets used to it, I start to slowly move in and out of her. When she's used to that, I take both of her legs, put them on my shoulders and pound her ass. At this point she got really loud, calling me a "motherfucker" over and over.
When I was ready to come, with her legs still on my shoulders, I performed a maneuver I've patented and call the "Electroshock". It has three elements:
- full throttle, balls deep ass pounding with the big-tittied wh*re on her back
- as I come, I pull the b*tchs nipples up as hard as I can, stretching out her fat boobs
- the b*tch goes into a seizure, screams, calls me names, and arches her back to try to relieve the pain in her nips, as I unload in her ass
Look, I know Im freaky, but I love this. And this particular wh*re doesnt mind it, because shes a submissive b*tch. She knows shes being dominated when my cock is pounding her ass at light speed and Im pulling her nipples off her goddamned titties as I blow my load in her.
Feel free to use this maneuver, just remember to tell the wh*re that its copyright protected (LOL!)
Bend It
Yes, the Ultra Careful Provider does exist. No it is not me. I don't go looking for bareback except for the handjob, but if BBBJ is initiated by the girl I just lie back and enjoy. The same goes for DATY. I would like to experience AR at least once but I doubt if I'd actively search out repititions. I haven't had a streetwalker in about 30 years - I think AMP girls are much safer. See the below quote for the ultra careful guy.
Ultra Careful Provider: You can tell a lot about providers by how they clean themselves after a session. After russian once I saw one wipe her chest with an old dirty rag. I did not come back.
I've posted this on the International Site but all Anal Connoisseurs will like
After my really bad experience last Monday I decided to wipe that memory clean by a nice visit to the Inn. Got there about 2:20'ish went in got a glass of water and sat down to look at what they had to offer. I picked Memphis, who I have been with before, she isn't the best to look at but very nice and the extras are what I really was in the mood for. I got 45mins. which is all i normally need, when I don't really care about who i'm with. Coast me 170 (eftpos) less with cash. too a quick shower and got on the bed. She started to my rub and made her way down to my cock. Started to use her hand for awhile, on went the rubber and a great very enthusiastic BJ. I asked her to play with my balls which was really nice then she licked them even better when she went back to the BJ I asked her to play with my ass, which was really nice she slide her hand off my ball and went straight for the hole, felt really good. I told her to stick her finger in and she did really slowly then almost sent me over the edge. I told her to get on top. She did not needing any lotion she said that she was getting really wet playing with me ass and this really proved it. One she got on top. I told her I wanted to f*** her ass*ole. She said that it would cost more. I said how much 150, I countered with 50 she said that's all you have I said, you can get more if I can do other this beside just anal. She said like what I want to cum on you ass and watch it drip over your freshly fuc*ed ass*ole and over your wet pussy. She said ok. Once she said ok I knew that I could do anything I want so I was if I could cum on her face she said, I don't know, I've never done that before. Ok can I cum in your mouth. How much money do you have was her response. I told I would give her 150 if I could do her anal and then cum in her mouth. It was a deal. At this we switched to doggie so I could put in in any time I want. Well all this talking about different things that turn me on and I never got to the goods. I cam while doing her doggie style. She said that's to bad I wanted you penis in my ass. With that I cam even more. She cleaned me up and I had a nice shower and I was on my way. But not before I told her that I would be back real soon with some extra money
Quarry Inn
Sunday afternoon Sept. 18, my best trip here yet, got there around 1 in the afternoon and only on girl was there i can't remember her name but it started with a V. She was ok looking definitely not the best looking that I have had but not bad for the Quarry Inn. Well got up stair and had a shower, when I made it back to the room, I was still little wet and I was drying myself off when she walked over and started to such my cock with out a cover, this lasted for a few mins then hopped on the bed, for some more BBBJ, then she moved to my balls, and then to my ass, she pushed my legs up and pulled my cheeks apart and jammed her tongue deep into my ass, all the while she was stroking my cock, she went back to my cock and took it all the way up to the balls and didn't even gag, then I asked her to stick her finger in my ass, she put on some lube and slowly started to play with it and then pushed it in then whole time with her mouth on my dick, I almost cam. It felt so good. After a while I said the I wanted to cum in her ass she said only with a cover. Sure, on when the cover then she bent over and took my cock deep into her tight ass. I asked it I could f*ck her ass and she said sure so I pushed my head down with one hand and pulled her hair with the other hand and f*cked her ass like there was no tomorrow. Cam really deep and fast, but it was great, cleaned up with a quick shower and then left 60 buck on the table for her. She was one of the best that I have ever had
total cost 140 for 45mins, plus 60 left on the nightstand
Long but Great!!
Went to the Kennington on tuesday 12/10, just after lunch. Was let in by a girl that I have been with before, she was cute but not really anything better then just a good f*ck. And latly i've been looking for ladies that can offer me a bit more, kinky stuff.
Looked around there were 5 girls working and a spooted a nice looking maori girl. Asked if she was ready she said sure, when to the counter and paided, asked about her, I was told that she is openminded, loves deep kissing, and has only been working there for about 3 weeks.
Got 45mins at 170 on card, went up stairs, on the way up we talked a bit, she said that I was really cute and that I looked to nice to come to this kind of place. I tld her that I was horney and looking for some fun.
Well boy did I ever get a great one. Hopped in the shower, just washing away my ass (hopeing that she will get and jam her face her in a little bit) there was a little knock on the door of the shower and she hops in with me, see me cleaning my ass and said good. She grabbed my cock and started to stroke it to get it hard and them got on her knees and went right for it. We stated in the shower for about 5mins as she took me deep all the way to my ball in her mouth, not even gagging once.
Got out dryed off and them hoppe dont he bed, she crawled up to my cock and went to work again, after a few mins I pulled my legs back and she went right down my crack to my waiting as*hole, she pulled my cheaks apart and pushed her tounge as deep as she could and boy did it feel great, I them asked her if she had any lube and she was really excited that I asked her about this, so she lube up one of her fingers and slowly, ever so slowly she pushed it into my tight, really tight as*hole and it just felt so good, she was fucking my ass with one of her fingers all the way up to the nuckle I asked her to use her longest finger I really wanted to feel it deep in my ass. While she did this she started to suck me off again. It was great.
I then told her that I wanted to fuck her hard. She got out the rubber and them hopped on top, and stuck her finger back in my ass as she was riding me, it was really rough on my tenter ass but I wanted more, i told er to turn around so that I could play with her ass, she said sure, so she turned around and she was still working on my ass and I started doing the same on hers. I then told her that I wanted to fuck her ass. She said that she has never been fuck in the ass but we could try. So lubed up my cock and started to press it against her tight hole and jus the head when it and she screamed out in pain and pulled away. I told her it was ok but she was almost in tears, this made me really horny and I told her to get back onthe bed, because I was going to fuck her drty c*nt. She got on the bed and pulle dher legs back and I just started to pound her, and really swear at her she kept on telling me the she wanted to fuck me in the ass with a strap on and stuff like that and I just lost it
One of the best choices that I have ever made
http://www.staceys.co.nz/
If anyone is thinking od going to New Zealand needs to go here great place to get some great ass F*cking
Fucking a girl in the ass is certainly a wonderous thing, but a splendid time can be had enjoying a beautiful womans ass without fucking it. Just this afternoon I frequented a local stip club and spent some time in the VIP room with a raven haired hottie who had a stunning ass and pretty little titties. I groped and kneaded her magnificant buttocks and put my fingers and tongue in her asshole while she masturbated me. It was a totally satisfying experience for me, dirty little ass fiend that I am.
Fucking a girl in the ass is certainly a wonderous thing, but a splendid time can be had enjoying a beautiful womans ass without fucking it. Just this afternoon I frequented a local stip club and spent some time in the VIP room with a raven haired hottie who had a stunning ass and pretty little titties. I groped and kneaded her magnificant buttocks and put my fingers and tongue in her asshole while she masturbated me. It was a totally satisfying experience for me, dirty little ass fiend that I am.
For me, its about the domination. I don't like or dislike ass, I do like to plow a woman's ass because it's so nasty/taboo.
I believe there is nothing more exciting than fucking a girl in the ass. From forcing your dickhead inside her tight little ass & feeling a nice little pop as she let's out a short scream. To blowin your load in her ass & then as your pulling your cock out of her, you hear that sound. The similar sound of opening a brand new can of peanut butter. You just can't beat that.
Misfit
Deep Pleaser
03-06-07, 21:18
That has providers who give and enjoy rim jobs. I have tried 1124 with no luck with 3 different gals. (great TS)
And the western burbs of west chester (West Chester therapy); no rimming but got lots of digital and excellent prostate massages while getting a spectacular HJ. Paid alot of attention to my as cheeks and hole during the table shower. Most of these gals are Korean.
Any info appreciated!
Deep
Shark in OC
03-13-07, 04:10
Saw my favorate Korean AMP provider at her home after she left her AMP job in San Gabriel Valley. She sometimes denies the anal attack. But this time was different. Claimed she cut herself shaving her pussy, so she lubed up the starfish, said go in anal, and we had an all-anal session. Went in doggie, then her favorate anal position, with her lying flat on her perfect tummy, with those D-size bolt-ons bulging out the side, feet up in the air, toes pointed, as I could see in the mirror we were facing.
This was hot. She is so hot looking. I pulled out of her ass, and told her to get on her knees, and open up for some ATM. Little of that, then told her to stand up to go standing doggie anal, then back to ATM, where I unloaded in her mouth.
So hot.
dannyboyboi
03-14-07, 22:20
She seems deliciously hot. What is her 411?
Saw my favorate Korean AMP provider at her home after she left her AMP job in San Gabriel Valley. She sometimes denies the anal attack. But this time was different. Claimed she cut herself shaving her pussy, so she lubed up the starfish, said go in anal, and we had an all-anal session. Went in doggie, then her favorate anal position, with her lying flat on her perfect tummy, with those D-size bolt-ons bulging out the side, feet up in the air, toes pointed, as I could see in the mirror we were facing.
This was hot. She is so hot looking. I pulled out of her ass, and told her to get on her knees, and open up for some ATM. Little of that, then told her to stand up to go standing doggie anal, then back to ATM, where I unloaded in her mouth.
So hot.
Shark in OC
03-16-07, 12:35
She is keeping it on the down low given the recent LE activity. She is seeing mostly regulars in SGV, and only trusted customers at her other AMP. Pleanty of girls who provide the same service if you check out the popular review sites.
She seems deliciously hot. What is her 411?
Shark in OC
03-16-07, 12:45
I don't partake in the prostrate messages, and I usually stop girls from rimming me except with one particular chinese girl I know, who somehow does it well enough so I find it slightly enjoyable.
As far as this particular thread is concerned, I assumed that it is supposed to be about GIRLS who take anally, not guys who enjoy rim jobs or prostrate exams. To each his own, but I think this thread is mainly meant for talking about f_ing girls in the butt, which we truly enjoy to read about in this thread. I frankly don't like to think about guys taking anything in the "exit only" area. Not knocking it if that is what you particularly enjoy, but maybe there should be a special section for guys that enjoy prostrate messages and other such things so that we can read about what was intended for this section, which is again, f_ing girls in the starfish.
Just my thoughts.
That has providers who give and enjoy rim jobs. I have tried 1124 with no luck with 3 different gals. (great TS)
And the western burbs of west chester (West Chester therapy); no rimming but got lots of digital and excellent prostate massages while getting a spectacular HJ. Paid alot of attention to my as cheeks and hole during the table shower. Most of these gals are Korean.
Any info appreciated!
Deep
Shark in OC
03-16-07, 12:59
Okay,
Every civilian girl I am doing right now has eventially allowed me to go anal on them. Thank you, thank you for your applause - so kind.
Okay, done bragging, but there is this little Chinese non-pro who I have been fing for about 3 years. We see each other about once a week. She is married with kids, so I don't want to reveal too much, but you get the picture. She had only been with her husband of 20 years other than me.
Well, you guess it, I decided to break her in right away, and go anal like the 3rd time I had sex with her, something she never did with her husband. Well, after a while she claimed it hurt to much and she did not want to do it any more. I convinced her that it is a fettish of mine, and I need to f her in the A in order to perform. That seemed to work for a while, and we do anal most of the time.
The thing is, this one is not being broken in as easily as other girls. For example, my ex-wife, who is a taller white girl, has been broken after 3 times of doing her anal.
With this little 5'2" asian lady, it is still really tight, and bleeds still, sometimes more than less. It's like she is an anal virgin every time we do it. I think it might be a lube problem, so I am going to intorduce astroglide or one of those lubes next time I see her. As for now, we break out the vasoline or Jergins for lube. Maybe it will help to use a professional-grade lube.
Any thoughts from my brotheren?
Shark in OC
03-16-07, 13:50
....With this little 5'2" asian lady, it is still really tight, and bleeds still, sometimes more than less. It's like she is an anal virgin every time we do it. I think it might be a lube problem, so I am going to intorduce astroglide or one of those lubes next time I see her. As for now, we break out the vasoline or Jergins for lube. Maybe it will help to use a professional-grade lube.
Any thoughts from my brotheren?
My trusted friend, known as Dripper on this site, has already provided a suggestion, which he even thought of before I brought up this particular problem. He suggests using toys (butt plug, etc.) to prepare the hershy highway, sort of speak, before driving it in.
Other suggestions welcome.
Thank you in advance.
Deep Pleaser
03-17-07, 05:35
I agree about the (my) post. Maybe there should be thread for chicks giving anal massages.
Nevertheless, I live near Philly, and have tried banging some of these Thai and Korean hotties up the butt in the local AMP's'. Unfortunately, they are pretty resistant to the idea, although I really think with time, and being with the same gal, it's eventually doable. I really enjoy it with a girl almost half my age (I'm 49, she's 26), who is hot, pretty blond and 5' 9" (definite model material) and open to new avenues. We used to work together in the same hospital, and now she's in Jersey.
To answer your question~~~>>I have found Astroglide for anal dries out to fast. Try the German silicon based lubes...there are 2 available I know of...totally frictionless, clear, used in tiny amounts and u slide in real gently and faster than all the other ones I have tried (One is called Eros, the other i forget). This info is from a gal who manages a video/porn shop in the Philly burbs, and knows her stuff. Also, I have used a small dildo with a tapered end, for easy insertion,(sometimes changing over to a thicker one) which really helps her starfish to dilate up quicker!
There is a place on Walnut Street I found, where this babe Sandra is really into DATY, and loves me to rim and finger her...I have had great FS 3 times with her. She is mid 30's, but I'm hoping to bang the shit (figuritively) :-), out of beautiful ass and do the hershey highway tour in the near future.
If you want more info on the lubes,Shark, please PM me.
Best Regards,
Deep!
Deep Pleaser
03-17-07, 05:36
For Shark,
I agree about the (my) post.Maybe there should be thread for chicks giving anal massages.
Nevertheless, I live near Philly, and have tried banging some of these Thai and Korean hotties up the butt in the local AMP's'. Unfortunately, they are pretty resistant to the idea, although I really think with time, and being with the same gal, it's eventually doable. I really enjoy it with a girl almost half my age (I'm 49, she's 26), who is hot, pretty blond and 5' 9" (definite model material) and open to new avenues. We used to work together in the same hospital, and now she's in Jersey.
To answer your question: I have found Astroglide for anal dries out to fast. Try the German silicon based lubes. There are 2 available I know of...totally frictionless, clear, used in tiny amounts and you slide in real gently and faster than all the other ones I have tried (One is called Eros, the other i forget). This info is from a gal who manages a video/porn shop in the Philly burbs, and knows her stuff. Also, I have used a small dildo with a tapered end, for easy insertion,(sometimes changing over to a thicker one) which really helps her starfish to dilate up quicker!
There is a place on Walnut Street I found, where this babe Sandra is really into DATY, and loves me to rim and finger her. I have had great FS 3 times with her...she is mid 30's, but I'm hoping to bang the shit (figuritively) :-), out of beautiful ass and do the hershey highway tour in the near future.
If you want more info on the lubes,Shark, please PM me.
Best Regards,
Deep!
Shark in OC
03-17-07, 23:07
To answer your question~~~>>I have found Astroglide for anal dries out to fast. Try the German silicon based lubes...there are 2 available I know of...totally frictionless, clear, used in tiny amounts and u slide in real gently and faster than all the other ones I have tried (One is called Eros, the other i forget). This info is from a gal who manages a video/porn shop in the Philly burbs, and knows her stuff. Also, I have used a small dildo with a tapered end, for easy insertion,(sometimes changing over to a thicker one) which really helps her starfish to dilate up quicker!
There is a place on Walnut Street I found, where this babe Sandra is really into DATY, and loves me to rim and finger her...I have had great FS 3 times with her. She is mid 30's, but I'm hoping to bang the shit (figuritively) :-), out of beautiful ass and do the hershey highway tour in the near future.
If you want more info on the lubes,Shark, please PM me.
Best Regards,
Deep!
Thanks for the lube tips Deep.
As far as your search, I find that there have been two on-ramps to the hershy highway as far as the pros go. The one obvious way that has worked for me on some is to offer major some of shillings extra over and above the girls rate. Especially with the typically materialistic Korean culture, that method has worked more often than not.
Now, the other method is to become a regular, and coax them into anal with your charm. This has worked equally as much as the money offer, but I think you end up spending more in the end because of the number of times you have to see her.
Some girls just don't do it at all, and there will nothing you can do. That unfortunately has turned me off to some very good providers.
Check popular review sites for girls that do anal in your area.
Good luck
You guys are lucky. I've only found ONE girl who'd let me do her in the ass and she was generally bigger than I really like a girl to be. My tastes run toward slender, shapely girls rather than the ones who "have some meat on their bones" and generally they're not all that tall, either. And when they see my endowment, they're happy to lie down and take it but not in the ass because while I may not be remarkable in length, it's pretty darned thick. Magnum XL condoms are NOT too big for me. They're actually the right diameter for me, and that makes for some tough anal sex issues for a lot of girls.
I can pretty much only look at her shapely ass and dream about it. This pole ain't gonna fit in that hole.
Even the one girl who will let me do her in the ass needs to be relaxed and warmed up to the idea before I go in. And she still sometimes grunts or makes the "ow" face. I go gentle on her. I really wish I had a girl who simply loves to have a really thick cock like mine up her ass and allows me to pound away like mad like I really want to.
Pussy is truly a wonderful thing but there's something about a nice ass.
Shark in OC
03-18-07, 22:11
You guys are lucky. I've only found ONE girl who'd let me do her in the ass ..
In my twilight years, I realized that I don't have a lot of free time. So, I live in LA where fat girls are unacceptable, and there are plenty of ladies who are looking for it just as much as guys. So, the idea is, don't even give a girl the time of day if she will not perform for you in bed, whatever your particular fettish is, whether that be BBBJ, anal, riming, prostrate measages, etc.
For me, as soon as I find out that a non-pro girl of interest does not do BBBJ, CIM, and anal, she is dropped like a bad habbit, because I need those 3-input options in a lady friend.
I can't speak to it if you live in an area where the selection of women is scarce enough where you cannot make such demands.
I am an average Joe. Yes, I go to the gym to comply with the LA standard, so that I am at least acceptable body-wise to the ladies, but I am no Brad Pitt, and I am not rich. The trick is, supply and demand. There is plenty of supply of hot women who come to LA for different reasons, and they are looking for love, sex, booty call, whatever you want to call it. So there is a certain percentage of this population who will let you f then in the ass so that you can fulfull their mutual desires.
Sorry this is not really advice. It's more the situation you are in. All I can say is, move to LA if your area does not allow for such selection.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
03-20-07, 17:05
Okay,
This time she was upset that I was so busy at work, and told her I could not see her today for a lunch time romp. I guess part of it was her general denial of anal penetration last time, I was not as excited to see her.
Well, you guess it, she talked me into meeting her, and man-O-man. After she finished in a loud screaming O (yes she is a screamer), she then turned around, and gave the sort of "okay" for full anal. I started to hear "Huston, we are ready for launch" in my head. This was just glorious compared to last time's denial.
This time, we used Jergans (forgot which forumla), for lubricant. Thanks for all your advice, but that was what was availabe at the apt. where I am staying right now.
This time, she screamed that it hurt, and to stop, as usual. We did stop, and cuddled in front of the mirror where I could view her awsome typically asian body (she is about 5'2", a cup, slim, cute little cherry ass). Well, we started to talk, and I told her how much I needed to f her in the ass. She responded by assuming one of my favorate positions, which I gather made it easier for her to take it in the butt. She got on her knees in front of a clothing chest in the room, on which she put her arms up, so we could look to the side and see each other in the full-length closet mirror. This was wonderful, because she wispered that she "could see us" as I entered her rear end, and felt that familiar "pop" that Misfit talks about as the head reaches the threshold of stretching the sphincter as it enters. That is the most glorious feeling on a little tight asian chick.
Well, she was fine with it in this position after a couple of tries, and soon, I was able to really get under her but, on my knees behind her, for full anal penetration. She really digged watching in the mirror. I pounded her ass so hard that I thought I would break her.
So the moral of the story, and maybe the answer to my delima stated below, is to find a way to get her turned on so much that the pain of butt f_cking seems 2ndardy to the turn on. In this case, she is really turned on by watching ourselves in the mirror (a first time I found this out with her). I mean, typically, after we do it, she likes to look at each other's naked bodies holding each other in the mirror. I like that too, because she is a hot looking lady, but I never thought this turn on of hers would aid in anal sex.
One thing I should mention, and some of you have experienced this, it is a little awkward for the man in this position when the girl is much shorter, which she is in this case. You have to kind of bend down even more to get up under her asshole and in of the initial penetration. It is especially difficult for those of us who may not have much girth, but are more on the long side, which I am. Sometimes it can be a little hard to keep a hard-on just because of the awkwardness. However, once in, it is easy to manipulate her ass in the proper position for a good anal pounding. I have to agree with my little Chinese princess that it is a really hot position to watch each other in the mirror this way as I pound her ass.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
03-20-07, 17:30
I saw Misfit's Korean anal queen of whome we both speak so highly last night, before today's followup with the chinese civilian.
She is usally a moaner, as Misfit must know. But we had not been together for a more than a week, which is long for us, and she was ripe for the big O, and this time, she screamed (unusual for her). With me, she likes it when she is lying flat on her back, her legs together, and doing her mish, slow, and hard-pushing up against the clit. She is one of those who can have multiple orgasms, and she came 3 times I counted within 10 minutes. I guess none of her customers for the day before me did it for her. (By the way, I have been seeing her way to long, and she does not evey try to fake it with me anymore, because she knows I know when she is faking, and I have learned how to make her really cum because we have talked about it frankly).
Well, as is appropriate for this section, for the 2nd time in a row with her...drumroll....Anal!. We first tried to go in mish-anal, which I had not done for a while, and i think she really wanted to reward me for her 3-time finish there. It just would not go in. I need tips from Misfit on mish-anal with her.
Well, she turned around, and we got it in anal-doggie. But this time, she bent her knees even more to the sort of doggie-squating position, and pushed back as I pounded her ass for full anal penetration to cum in the glorious ass of hers.
-Shark-
I saw Misfit's Korean anal queen of whome we both speak so highly last night, before today's followup with the chinese civilian.
She is usally a moaner, as Misfit must know. But we had not been together for a more than a week, which is long for us, and she was ripe for the big O, and this time, she screamed (unusual for her). With me, she likes it when she is lying flat on her back, her legs together, and doing her mish, slow, and hard-pushing up against the clit. She is one of those who can have multiple orgasms, and she came 3 times I counted within 10 minutes. I guess none of her customers for the day before me did it for her. (By the way, I have been seeing her way to long, and she does not evey try to fake it with me anymore, because she knows I know when she is faking, and I have learned how to make her really cum because we have talked about it frankly).
Well, as is appropriate for this section, for the 2nd time in a row with her...drumroll....Anal!. We first tried to go in mish-anal, which I had not done for a while, and i think she really wanted to reward me for her 3-time finish there. It just would not go in. I need tips from Misfit on mish-anal with her.
Well, she turned around, and we got it in anal-doggie. But this time, she bent her knees even more to the sort of doggie-squating position, and pushed back as I pounded her ass for full anal penetration to cum in the glorious ass of hers.
-Shark-
I saw her this week, I did a little experiment with her to see if she was all about the $ or perhaps more of a GFE. I paid the house fee & waited in the small room again. She came in & moved my ass to the bigger room. There I am walking down the hall with my clothes & shoes in one hand & holding the towel around my waist with the other. Mamasan just smiled at me as I went by the office. When the action was about to begin I confessed I only had $50 to spend on tip. She did not hesitate & said "okay but no anal". She did BBBJ with some nice DT action. Also let me do BBFS/Doggy & blew my load inside her. I didn't get anal this time but I was happy with what I got for just 50/50. I have known her for a very long time & sometimes giving her significant things can earn you EXTRAS.
Shark, when I had Mish-Anal with her about 2wks. ago she was lying flat on her back with her legs together as she held them pressed up against her huge tits. I had an amazing view of junior going into her ass until I creamed her tight anus. It's all about finding the right & comfortable position.
Misfit
Asain_Ucker
04-07-07, 18:12
Misfit n Shark,
I've in the market for sum asian starfish lately. I have had only 2 girls that I've been up hershey hwy, both wsw. It's been years since I've been up that road. If you can please pm with some of the contact details for the k anal queen.
10/4
asain ucker
I saw her this week, I did a little experiment with her to see if she was all about the $ or perhaps more of a GFE. I paid the house fee & waited in the small room again. She came in & moved my ass to the bigger room. There I am walking down the hall with my clothes & shoes in one hand & holding the towel around my waist with the other. Mamasan just smiled at me as I went by the office. When the action was about to begin I confessed I only had $50 to spend on tip. She did not hesitate & said "okay but no anal". She did BBBJ with some nice DT action. Also let me do BBFS/Doggy & blew my load inside her. I didn't get anal this time but I was happy with what I got for just 50/50. I have known her for a very long time & sometimes giving her significant things can earn you EXTRAS.
Shark, when I had Mish-Anal with her about 2wks. ago she was lying flat on her back with her legs together as she held them pressed up against her huge tits. I had an amazing view of junior going into her ass until I creamed her tight anus. It's all about finding the right & comfortable position.
Misfit
Shark in OC
05-16-07, 21:33
I just thought you guys might like an update on the Chinese married girl that I have been f_ing in the ass for about 3 years now.
Well, even after all this time, when we have been seing each other once a week on a regular basis, she still complains that anal sex hurts too much, makes her blead a lot of the time, and I should find a way to not want it so badly. Of course, I have told her that it is a fetish of mine, and explained Dr. Drew's definition of a fetish (that you can't perform without it - maybe a half truth in my case).
Well, there have been times when we have tried, and it is just too tight, and it hurts her too much. Understandable I guess, but of course, this makes me want it more from her.
After a couple of weeks where we have tried, and failed to go up the hershey highway, today, after I made her cum, she turned around, and showed that fabulous ass of hers to me (small and asian, just like I like it, she has the best ass of ANY girl I have had, I mean it is in great shape, not rock hard because I don't like that, but small and soft for grabbing, to give you an idea, each of my hands can cup one of her ass cheeks on her little 5'2" frame).
I first tried to put it in using my spit as lube, but then decided this would only make matters worse for this and next time. I went into the bathroom, got a bottle of Jergens lotion, and put a healthy amount on my unit.
We tried to do it while she was laying flat on her stomach, a position that a lot of the girls I know perfer for anal, but it just would not go in easily that way.
Well, learning from my experience with her, as I have told you guys, I asked, no, I ordered her (she likes the man to take control and she is submissive) to get on her knees next to the dresser near the mirror so we could see each other from the side as I put it in her ass. This accomplihes two things: first, it makes me hard as a rock, which is necessary to penetrate a tight little asian woman that still has the tightest ass I have ever f'ed after 3 years of doing it to her off and on, and 2nd, I think it turns her on to watch each other in the side view of the mirror, and either it helps to losen her up (literally), or it turns her on so much to watch each other as I penetrate her nastiest of nasty regions, that the pain seems less.
To give you an idea, I am 6', 195, with about 8 inches, and our realative sizes, and the unit size compared to her little ass, is more of a turn on for me. I guess this is a common theme for asian lovers.
I tell you, despite the inexperience, I mean, she is no porn star and does not act like one, this girl is the F of my life because of her sweet inocence and submissiveness, taking it up her ass from a big black guy.
I would marry this girl if she would leave her husband and agree to regular anal in the prenump (she can have all my money if she will agree to that).
-Shark-
The One Jack
05-16-07, 23:25
How about a pic of that fine asian ass?
I just thought you guys might like an update on the Chinese married girl that I have been f_ing in the ass for about 3 years now.
Well, even after all this time, when we have been seing each other once a week on a regular basis, she still complains that anal sex hurts too much, makes her blead a lot of the time, and I should find a way to not want it so badly. Of course, I have told her that it is a fetish of mine, and explained Dr. Drew's definition of a fetish (that you can't perform without it - maybe a half truth in my case).
Well, there have been times when we have tried, and it is just too tight, and it hurts her too much. Understandable I guess, but of course, this makes me want it more from her.
After a couple of weeks where we have tried, and failed to go up the hershey highway, today, after I made her cum, she turned around, and showed that fabulous ass of hers to me (small and asian, just like I like it, she has the best ass of ANY girl I have had, I mean it is in great shape, not rock hard because I don't like that, but small and soft for grabbing, to give you an idea, each of my hands can cup one of her ass cheeks on her little 5'2" frame).
I first tried to put it in using my spit as lube, but then decided this would only make matters worse for this and next time. I went into the bathroom, got a bottle of Jergens lotion, and put a healthy amount on my unit.
We tried to do it while she was laying flat on her stomach, a position that a lot of the girls I know perfer for anal, but it just would not go in easily that way.
Well, learning from my experience with her, as I have told you guys, I asked, no, I ordered her (she likes the man to take control and she is submissive) to get on her knees next to the dresser near the mirror so we could see each other from the side as I put it in her ass. This accomplihes two things: first, it makes me hard as a rock, which is necessary to penetrate a tight little asian woman that still has the tightest ass I have ever f'ed after 3 years of doing it to her off and on, and 2nd, I think it turns her on to watch each other in the side view of the mirror, and either it helps to losen her up (literally), or it turns her on so much to watch each other as I penetrate her nastiest of nasty regions, that the pain seems less.
To give you an idea, I am 6', 195, with about 8 inches, and our realative sizes, and the unit size compared to her little ass, is more of a turn on for me. I guess this is a common theme for asian lovers.
I tell you, despite the inexperience, I mean, she is no porn star and does not act like one, this girl is the F of my life because of her sweet inocence and submissiveness, taking it up her ass from a big black guy.
I would marry this girl if she would leave her husband and agree to regular anal in the prenump (she can have all my money if she will agree to that).
-Shark-Hey Shark,
The Monger business is like sex, you have to fuck the assholes LOL
Big Red from Balmer
Shark in OC
05-17-07, 04:19
How about a pic of that fine asian ass?
Well, for one, she is a civilian, so I think posting pictures of her are kind of off limits for that reason alone.
2nd, she would be way to shy to let me take a photo of any nude part of her body.
Sorry
-Shark-
Well, for one, she is a civilian, so I think posting pictures of her are kind of off limits for that reason alone.
2nd, she would be way to shy to let me take a photo of any nude part of her body.
Sorry
-Shark-Hey Shark,
I agree, I would never post a pic of a civilian that did not want it posted, what an excellent way to fuck up a good deal. Or with your married Chinese girl what a good way to fuck up her life if some guy that knows her husband or her husband is prowling USG. Discretion as a monger is necessary for continued successful results.
I respect your position and answer. You did the research and leg work, keep this civilian to your self. I will share escorts, SW, Amps providers with trusted senior members, my non P4P civilian finds are all mine.
Big Red
Hugh Handsoman
05-18-07, 22:55
I was with a nympho Korean girl late last year who after 3-4 weeks of living together allowed me to Plug her butt hole. Mind you, This is # 3 on my list of asian ass. I believe it is getting easier to score hole #2 if you work the magic enough.
When we first met she was, detouring me away from asking, then one night after a long day she laid on her side, I daty'd the pussy till it dripped with natural lubrication, and stuck it in,then reinserted it in to her ass. She never really tried to stop me, instead she gently guided me in. I did her at least 5-6 more times until we mutually went our separate ways.
I loved tapping the ass, so tight, and so clean, but I wasn't going to marry her just for that (probably would have ended soon anyway). She started to slow it down, and told me we did it too much, I've heard that line most of my adult life. LOL. I need a tight asian ass again, and soon.
Shark in OC
05-20-07, 05:33
I am currently in a long term relationship with a Korean Girl, who used to give me anal every day, sometimes 3 times in one day, before I moved in with her. I mean I used to roll in at 5:30am sometimes, and litterally wake her ass up for anal. Now I am about to move out, and move closer to a new Taiwanese girl I met (but this time my own place minus the live-in girl).
What is it about women in general that slow down once they know they got you?
Anyway, its going to be good riddens to the Korean girl soon unless I start to get anal from her at last 3 times a week again soon.
My married Chinese GF gives me anal more often now than my steady GF. Pretty sad.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
05-21-07, 21:26
This worked on the woman I was with this weekend better than KY. KY seems more coarse than Astroglide, while astroglide has more of an oily or oil gell type consistancy. This seemed to help better for anal.
Meanwhile, today, ironically I tried KY for the first time with the Chinese girl, and that seemed to work better than lotion.
-Shark-
Deep Pleaser
05-22-07, 01:08
Shark,
Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.
Good Luck!
Deep
I am currently in a long term relationship with a Korean Girl, who used to give me anal every day, sometimes 3 times in one day, before I moved in with her. I mean I used to roll in at 5:30am sometimes, and litterally wake her ass up for anal. Now I am about to move out, and move closer to a new Taiwanese girl I met (but this time my own place minus the live-in girl).
What is it about women in general that slow down once they know they got you?
Anyway, its going to be good riddens to the Korean girl soon unless I start to get anal from her at last 3 times a week again soon.
My married Chinese GF gives me anal more often now than my steady GF. Pretty sad.
-Shark-Hey Shark,
Sorry to hear about the down turn in K-ass but a new broom allways sweeps clean, then it is sameO sameO.
Big Red
Shark in OC
05-22-07, 15:24
Shark,
Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.
Good Luck!
Deep
Thanks Deep. Glad to see those Germans are giving us cars, weapons, sausage, and.....anal lube techology.
-Shark-
Benchseats Rock
05-22-07, 17:23
Shark,
Try the German based lubes, like Eros.(black bottle). It is expensive, but well worth it, and a little goes a long way. Its by far the BEST anal lube product I've used., IMHO..and i have tried quite a few over the years. Its sold at alot of the Video XXX shops in the Philly area.
Good Luck!
Deep
I use Eros almost exclusively in my personal life after an actress I was working with on set introduced me to it - I used to be a confirmed Astroglide guy - nothing else held up, until Eros. It's all I'll bring to a shoot - and if I run out at home, well, good old fashioned spit is supremely effective, with bonus points for degradation. :)
Bench
I have two points to make,
#1 Before one gets married, SHE must agree to regular anal in the prenump.
#2 Nothing like some good old spit shot directly into her brown eye. Hell it's cheaper than lube & quite effective in an emergency.
Misfit
Shark in OC
06-24-07, 18:39
Okay,
Sometimes I am looking for new trim that does anal, so I go to the usual places on the internet to read reviews, including this site, and in this very forum.
Some things I wish we could all agree on. When a guy checks the "anal" box in a search engine, or writes to this "anal connoisseurs" forum, let's get the definition straight.
First, and most importantly, writing to a forum where the topic is "anal," or checking "anal" in a search engine, has NOTHING to do with talking about, or reporting on, anal sex between two men, whether you are a "top" or a "bottom," I don't care. If you are gay, which I have no problem with, or in to TVs, or whatever, please, go to the gay or TV forums. I am sure there are whole web sites dedicated to your needs. But let me assure you, us st8 guys who enjoy GIVING anal sex to GIRLS ONLY, do not appreciate reading about your experiences with gay sex or sex with TVs, not that there is anything wrong with it, just not our cup of tea. Thank you.
Second, even if we are talking about sex with girls, please do not check "anal" on a search engine, or report in an anal forum, if you are talking about a GIRL using a strap-on on you. Again, in this forum, and the primary intent for search engines that list anal as an option for reporting, we are talking about the GUY giving anal to the GIRL, not strap-on stuff done on the GUY.
Third, and what I see most often wrong in this forum, and seach engine selections, "anal" has NOTHING to do with a prostate exam done to the GUY by a girl, their doctor, or anybody else. I know this is not considered gay activity, and there is equally nothing wrong with guys, str8, gay, or otherwise, getting things going faster by a girl using her finger in the guy's anus, but this is not the place to discuss this. Thank you for that too.
Finally, I don't understand how a forum or review search engine selection entitled "anal" could possibly be confused to refer to getting a rim job from a girl. I have seen it broken down for the GUY giving the girl a rim job, but as for the other way around, I personally am not comfortable with coming to an anal-themed forum or search, and happening upon a story about how the girl gave the guy a rim job. Believe me, I sometimes get a great rim job from a particular provider, but I know enough to realize that this is not the forum to discuss that in.
Sorry for the ranting, but just sick of seeing this stuff when I am searching for a nice young tight FEMALE ass to plow into.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
06-27-07, 19:04
Okay, I finally DTBed (dropped that B_tch) who was my steady GF who only gave me sex once a week, anal maybe once every two weeks. Dropped that like a bad habbit.
Already on to the next "steady" civilian. This one, Chinese, from Tiawan. Only problem is, we just had sex for the first time 2 weeks ago. Upon the 2nd time having sex, after making her orgasm, I moved North direct and got as far as sticking the tip of my penis on the outside of her anus. At that point, I got the "what are you doing!" thing out of those lovely lips. Of course, so as not to complety ruin the moment, I took it away from her anal region, and stuck it in her mounth, at which point, after a few pumps in the mouth, she diligently swallowed! First time in a long time that I got a girl to swallow, although that is one thing we discussed before we had sex, and she had the nerve to ask me whether I preferred that she swallowed or spit. We had a short phsycological discussion on why it is better that she swallow, and why guys like that.
After this session, she proclaimed, "I don't do anal" when we had a breif discussion.
Well, the swallowing thing has been enough to keep me around, and this girl is super fine, the best looking I have ever had, hands down, provider or civilian. She stops traffic on the street, and I even had friends call me up to tell me that the saw me walking down the street with this hot babe in disbelief. We, or I should say, she, gets stared at when we walk together anywhere.
Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.
Well, never one to give up, I decided to do the stage-by-stage method toward the anal region. Last night, we were having great conventional sex as usual, she is a 3-pop girl, or as many as you want, she will keep going with you. Well, after the 2nd pop into her (she just got off her time of the month, so we found it okay to cum insider her), I was giving her oral, which she enjoys, unlike my last steady, and while giving her oral while she was in missionary position, I started to give her a short rim-job, to which she responded "baby!," as if to say, again, off limits. Well, of course, I did it two more short times during the oral session on her, and she gave the same reaction.
Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.
Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.
I told her that just talking about this was making me hot for her at lunch time, and she said, that it was making her horny too.
What do you think, in like Flint at some point for anal? I god damn hope so, this girl is so fine, that somebody walked up to her and wanted to feature her in his catalog as a model for his clothing line.
Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.
-Shark-
The One Jack
06-28-07, 11:13
Shark
You have to let us see that beautiful ass. And maybe more.
Shark in OC
06-28-07, 16:40
Shark
You have to let us see that beautiful ass. And maybe more.
A couple of you know me personally. They will be the only ones who meet her in person. I sent a picture of my married civian to my friend Dripper. But posting a civian on an internet site, I will never do without their permission.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
06-29-07, 12:57
Okay, you get the picture, she is hot, and the best sex I have had in all respects except, you got it, anal denied.
* * *
Today, at lunch, we struck up a short conversation, and I started to introduce my "fetish" speech on her. I started off lightly, and she even volunteered that she knows I have this "thing" about her ass.
Okay, here is the "money shot" as they say. During the conversation, of course she asked if my past women let me do anal, and of course I said, every one, which is true. She asked if any enjoyed it, and I told her about one in particular. The jeolous thing seemes to be working, because at the end of the conversation, I told her that I just like to cum insider her ass, and I would be gentle when the time comes for us to try that.
* * *
Wish me luck on this one, this might be more of a challenge that my other married Chinese girl.
-Shark-
Well, to all of you who wished me luck, thanks. It worked last night.
Just 4 days after this most sexiest woman I have ever dated tells me that she does not do anal, things changed. First, for the first pop, I took it out of her vigina and stuck the tip of my unit in her ass to give her a cream pie. Afterwords, I told her how wonderful that was, and stuck my finger in her ass to scoop out some of the cum and show it to her. She seemd to dig that in a way.
In the middle of the second pop with her, she said that she wanted to try full-on anal. She is really interested. I told her it might take a few times, and she agreed to really let me f her in the ass, and she was a real trooper. I was at her place, and did not have my lube with me, so we had to try with lotion. Got part way in before we had to stop because of the initial pain of an anal virgin. She proclaimed that she can handle it though, and wanted to try again next time we have sex.
I am in heaven. Let me tell you guys, from experience, always go for what you want.
And this girl here is a keeper for me. Not only is she willing to give me this gift of anal sex, but she is model-good looks, hot and sexy. We were in eating in Dtwn. LA on 8th street yesterday at lunch, and I thought the dudes sitting at the next table were going to get whiplash from turning their heads and staring at her as she walked by on the way the the bathroom. She is that fine of a hot asian chick.
-Shark-
Well, to all of you who wished me luck, thanks. It worked last night.
Just 4 days after this most sexiest woman I have ever dated tells me that she does not do anal, things changed. First, for the first pop, I took it out of her vigina and stuck the tip of my unit in her ass to give her a cream pie. Afterwords, I told her how wonderful that was, and stuck my finger in her ass to scoop out some of the cum and show it to her. She seemd to dig that in a way.
In the middle of the second pop with her, she said that she wanted to try full-on anal. She is really interested. I told her it might take a few times, and she agreed to really let me f her in the ass, and she was a real trooper. I was at her place, and did not have my lube with me, so we had to try with lotion. Got part way in before we had to stop because of the initial pain of an anal virgin. She proclaimed that she can handle it though, and wanted to try again next time we have sex.
I am in heaven. Let me tell you guys, from experience, always go for what you want.
And this girl here is a keeper for me. Not only is she willing to give me this gift of anal sex, but she is model-good looks, hot and sexy. We were in eating in Dtwn. LA on 8th street yesterday at lunch, and I thought the dudes sitting at the next table were going to get whiplash from turning their heads and staring at her as she walked by on the way the the bathroom. She is that fine of a hot asian chick.
-Shark-
Shark -
Some free advice that is probably worth what you paid for it:
1. Use lube, accept no substitutes, and use alot of it
2. Lots of foreplay, endless, make her come so many times she can't stand anymore, the more relaxed she is, the better it will go
3. Give her lots of ass-play, fingers, small vibe, before the main event
Follow these tips, and in my experience, she will be taking your dick in her ass like a pro. Good luck,
Bend It
Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.
Misfit
Shark in OC
07-02-07, 20:28
Dude congrats on finally breakin in that tight little cherry. I guess you won't be visiting our girl out in Hollywood anymore. BTW check your PM.
Misfit
Thanks Misfit, I would not even have taken the "under" bet on the over/under on this one, and I was shocked when happened so quickly.
Well, it has been a few days since my last post on her, let's call her my HH civilian because she lives in Hacienda Heights. Well, this model-good looks girl from Tiawan and I have been hitting it every night that we can. Last night was the first in 3 nights since we have seen each other because I spent the weekend with my kids. Well, you guessed it, I stopped by Abertson's right off Azuza near the 60 Fwy to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. Sorry that they were fresh out of the German lubes suggested below (I am sure they never had them).
Had to artfully hide the bottle in my pocket, while I brought the $4.99 Sutter-Home Cab. Sev. wine in the bag and the replacement 24-pack of Cola since I drank a lot of hers.
After drinking down half the bottle of wine between us (we are both former heavy-drinkers who are now light-weights), we started making out on the living room couch while watching some really bad shows on TV (I remember the Sphere with Dustom Hoffman being the best thing on that we watched). We retired to her bedroom so that none of the housemates would walk in on us, where we we stripped and went at it as usual.
Of course, after doing her vaginally in several positions (no big O for her this time), I, at one point, suggested that we continue our anal training (not those exact words, but something like it, to which she agreed). She seemed more visably scared than when we first tried. I told her I had the astroglide, and this did not calm her down at all, but most likely made things worse; I guess to seem like this was really going to happen in her mind.
Grabbed the bottle (I had pre-removed the protective seal so as not to break the moment when the time came), and squeezed a healthy portion on my finger. Stuck my finger in her ass, and moved it around so as to lube and condition the sphincter muscle. Man she was extra tight, I guess because she was so scared she was shaking. I did the ass-fingering, the the thumb fingering, and the sh_t was still as tight as ever. Decided to go in anyway. Put a lot of the gell on my unit, lay down spooning her, and tried to insert that way.
I tell you, this girl is a real trooper, because although she was visably in pain from my attempted insertions, she actually was giving advice on getting it in, she told me to push it lower against that part that separates the pussy from the ass (I did not take gross anatomy, so I don't remember the name (it's not peritoneum is it?)). We tried a little longer in this position before I told her to try a new position, and she dutifully jumped up and got into doggy position, where I was able lube her up with my fingers some more, then more on my unit.
Fairly quickly in this position, she again instructed me to change the angle pushing more against that separation of the ass and pussy rather than the other side of the sphincter, when I felt that glorious "pop" sensation that Misfit so eloquently referred to previously in this thread. This was literally a break through. Nevertheless, still the tightest I have ever, ever felt. Even more tight than the married anal virgin first was.
I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy. I tried to push it in further, and she did start to protest a little, so I stopped, and said that this was far enough for now, and made sure to say at the same time that we would try for further in next time (got to keep that sequel open).
Well, we layed down next to each other, and I asked her how it felt. Surprisingly, no admission of pain, she only said that it felt "weird" and that she was not sure if it was something that she would enjoy because it made her want to go pee of all things and she did not want to do that on the bed! I responded that going pee on the bed was a lot less nasty than sex on the bed, and reminded her that people soak injuries in pee, such as sea-urchant injuries and the like. Well, I made sure to stear the conversation immediately to the girls that did enjoy it with me, following up on what got me this far with her.
Well, I still had not cum yet, and we were talking for a while, and she started to rub my dick when she noticed I had not finished (something that she told me bothers her ego). I stuck it in her vigina, and purposefully got her eventually into a position with her flat on her stomach, and me pounder her pussy jack-hammer style. Well, you can guess what I was going to do when I felt ready to pop.
When I felt tha trush was on its way, I quckly pulled out, and stuck the tip into her anus (but not quite as far as before during evening, but enough to make sure that every last drop got into her ass). She seemed to like this, and was smiling after she felt me gush into her cute little tight butt.
This is where I went a little to far. I again, as before, stuck my figer into her ass, and scooped out some of the cum-creampie. I guess I am not totally sure if I did anything like this before (I have to check my previous post), but I stuck my cream-pie coated finger into HER mouth, and she for the moment did this real sexy blowjob move on my finger with her lips and mouth and pretended it tasted good, just like a pornal ass-to-mouth thing.
I told her how much that turned me on, because she believed me when she looked down and saw that I immediately got hard again just from her participating in this porn-star move.
However, when we were talking again about how much I loved anal on her (stoking her ego and reenforcing that's what made sex good with her), she specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again.
Let me tell you guys, this is fine with me, if she is willing to do everything else with me, and this chick is so good, that she seemed relieved that I agreed to take that part off the menu! Almost to say that she would eve put up with that. Okay needless to say, ass-to-mouth may take a while after I am able to get full-anal with her (BTW, the married Chinese chick does ass-to-mouth, no problem, so I am not giving up on this one even for ass-to-mouth, once she gets more used to the general act of anal sex).
Well, sorry it was so long a report, but I want to relive this myself, as much I hope you guys enjoy read about what I am enjoying in the prime of my sexual life.
-Shark-
Thanks Misfit, I would not even have taken the "under" bet on the over/under on this one, and I was shocked when happened so quickly.
Well, it has been a few days since my last post on her, let's call her my HH civilian because she lives in Hacienda Heights. Well, this model-good looks girl from Tiawan and I have been hitting it every night that we can. Last night was the first in 3 nights since we have seen each other because I spent the weekend with my kids. Well, you guessed it, I stopped by Abertson's right off Azuza near the 60 Fwy to pick up a bottle of Astroglide. Sorry that they were fresh out of the German lubes suggested below (I am sure they never had them).
Had to artfully hide the bottle in my pocket, while I brought the $4.99 Sutter-Home Cab. Sev. wine in the bag and the replacement 24-pack of Cola since I drank a lot of hers.
After drinking down half the bottle of wine between us (we are both former heavy-drinkers who are now light-weights), we started making out on the living room couch while watching some really bad shows on TV (I remember the Sphere with Dustom Hoffman being the best thing on that we watched). We retired to her bedroom so that none of the housemates would walk in on us, where we we stripped and went at it as usual.
Of course, after doing her vaginally in several positions (no big O for her this time), I, at one point, suggested that we continue our anal training (not those exact words, but something like it, to which she agreed). She seemed more visably scared than when we first tried. I told her I had the astroglide, and this did not calm her down at all, but most likely made things worse; I guess to seem like this was really going to happen in her mind.
Grabbed the bottle (I had pre-removed the protective seal so as not to break the moment when the time came), and squeezed a healthy portion on my finger. Stuck my finger in her ass, and moved it around so as to lube and condition the sphincter muscle. Man she was extra tight, I guess because she was so scared she was shaking. I did the ass-fingering, the the thumb fingering, and the sh_t was still as tight as ever. Decided to go in anyway. Put a lot of the gell on my unit, lay down spooning her, and tried to insert that way.
I tell you, this girl is a real trooper, because although she was visably in pain from my attempted insertions, she actually was giving advice on getting it in, she told me to push it lower against that part that separates the pussy from the ass (I did not take gross anatomy, so I don't remember the name (it's not peritoneum is it?)). We tried a little longer in this position before I told her to try a new position, and she dutifully jumped up and got into doggy position, where I was able lube her up with my fingers some more, then more on my unit.
Fairly quickly in this position, she again instructed me to change the angle pushing more against that separation of the ass and pussy rather than the other side of the sphincter, when I felt that glorious "pop" sensation that Misfit so eloquently referred to previously in this thread. This was literally a break through. Nevertheless, still the tightest I have ever, ever felt. Even more tight than the married anal virgin first was.
I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy. I tried to push it in further, and she did start to protest a little, so I stopped, and said that this was far enough for now, and made sure to say at the same time that we would try for further in next time (got to keep that sequel open).
Well, we layed down next to each other, and I asked her how it felt. Surprisingly, no admission of pain, she only said that it felt "weird" and that she was not sure if it was something that she would enjoy because it made her want to go pee of all things and she did not want to do that on the bed! I responded that going pee on the bed was a lot less nasty than sex on the bed, and reminded her that people soak injuries in pee, such as sea-urchant injuries and the like. Well, I made sure to stear the conversation immediately to the girls that did enjoy it with me, following up on what got me this far with her.
Well, I still had not cum yet, and we were talking for a while, and she started to rub my dick when she noticed I had not finished (something that she told me bothers her ego). I stuck it in her vigina, and purposefully got her eventually into a position with her flat on her stomach, and me pounder her pussy jack-hammer style. Well, you can guess what I was going to do when I felt ready to pop.
When I felt tha trush was on its way, I quckly pulled out, and stuck the tip into her anus (but not quite as far as before during evening, but enough to make sure that every last drop got into her ass). She seemed to like this, and was smiling after she felt me gush into her cute little tight butt.
This is where I went a little to far. I again, as before, stuck my figer into her ass, and scooped out some of the cum-creampie. I guess I am not totally sure if I did anything like this before (I have to check my previous post), but I stuck my cream-pie coated finger into HER mouth, and she for the moment did this real sexy blowjob move on my finger with her lips and mouth and pretended it tasted good, just like a pornal ass-to-mouth thing.
I told her how much that turned me on, because she believed me when she looked down and saw that I immediately got hard again just from her participating in this porn-star move.
However, when we were talking again about how much I loved anal on her (stoking her ego and reenforcing that's what made sex good with her), she specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again.
Let me tell you guys, this is fine with me, if she is willing to do everything else with me, and this chick is so good, that she seemed relieved that I agreed to take that part off the menu! Almost to say that she would eve put up with that. Okay needless to say, ass-to-mouth may take a while after I am able to get full-anal with her (BTW, the married Chinese chick does ass-to-mouth, no problem, so I am not giving up on this one even for ass-to-mouth, once she gets more used to the general act of anal sex).
Well, sorry it was so long a report, but I want to relive this myself, as much I hope you guys enjoy read about what I am enjoying in the prime of my sexual life.
-Shark-
Hey Shark, try using a vibrator on her clit while you plow her ass. A proven method . . .
Bend It
Some of this is a re-print from Baltimore General Reports 7/8/07
I had an amazing weekend, weekend starts Friday 07/06/07 after 5PM, right? Yes I climbed MILF mountain this week end. On Friday an old GF from college that found me on my****e(thank you AC for leading me in this path) called me and said her period was due and she was horney as shit. Being a gentleman I had no choice but to accommodate her, when I arrived and started foreplay she announced that, she wanted to take the lead. She climbed up on my face and said she wanted to come in my mouth DATYNQTCCIM, SF would have been proud of me. Then CG, RCG and she then wanted it doggie Kaboom. Small talk rest up and BBBJ and Mish for a screaming finale of Im coming, Im coming simultaneous nuts, nice finish. Out to Double T Diner for some dinner.
Next is Saturday 07/07/07 my SO with whom I barley talk lately, wakes me up she is horney, BBBJ leisure fuck and guess what, her period starts. She says we can finish anal, hell yeah. I pounded that thing and she claims to have had an assgasm, anal orgasm. I nut again of course.
The SO wakes me up this morning (Monday 7/9/07)and wants it up the ass again, what gives? It is either feast or famine, the SO might keep me at home if she continues this behavior, naw. A man's got to eat, strange pussy that is.
I have experienced an assgasm's several times, the women really has to be into it. Any one else care to share?
Sex is like business you have to fuck all of the assholes!
Big Red
Shark in OC
07-09-07, 12:34
Some of this is a re-print from Baltimore General Reports 7/8/07
I had an amazing weekend, weekend starts Friday 07/06/07 after 5PM, right? Yes I climbed MILF mountain this week end. On Friday an old GF from college that found me on my****e(thank you AC for leading me in this path) called me and said her period was due and she was horney as shit. Being a gentleman I had no choice but to accommodate her, when I arrived and started foreplay she announced that, she wanted to take the lead. She climbed up on my face and said she wanted to come in my mouth DATYNQTCCIM, SF would have been proud of me. Then CG, RCG and she then wanted it doggie Kaboom. Small talk rest up and BBBJ and Mish for a screaming finale of Im coming, Im coming simultaneous nuts, nice finish. Out to Double T Diner for some dinner.
Next is Saturday 07/07/07 my SO with whom I barley talk lately, wakes me up she is horney, BBBJ leisure fuck and guess what, her period starts. She says we can finish anal, hell yeah. I pounded that thing and she claims to have had an assgasm, anal orgasm. I nut again of course.
The SO wakes me up this morning (Monday 7/9/07)and wants it up the ass again, what gives? It is either feast or famine, the SO might keep me at home if she continues this behavior, naw. A man's got to eat, strange pussy that is.
I have experienced an assgasm's several times, the women really has to be into it. Any one else care to share?
Sex is like business you have to fuck all of the assholes!
Big Red
I have been looking for a girl who has assgasm's for years now. I have yet to find one. The best I could find is my ex-korean GF who claimed on several occasions that she at least enjoyed anal. Otherwise, the only time i have been able to get a girl to have an orgasm during anal is to do a "reach around" on her clit and manually manipulate.
The girl that I just started seeing (the Tiawanese girl with model looks) has gotten nothing but better. This former anal virgin finally got it hard all the way in the ass from me. And get this felas, when we finally did go full shaft in, it was 1) in the morning right after we woke up before work, and 2) and here is the catch - ONLY USING HER PUSSY JUICES AS LUBE!
A-FUCKING-MAZING. (sorry for the cursing, but this experience was class A!). Each time, this trooper has let me put it in farther and farther, half shaft the night before this wonderful occurance, using Astroglide. Well, the next morning, we woke up, I moved her panties off, and we started to spoon-fu_ck. Well, after a while, I pulled out, and stuck it into her anus, and felt that wonderful "pop" fairly quickly. Maybe it was because she was more relaxed in the morning, or something like that. I thought about pulling out, getting up, and grabbing the lube, but I felt that given she was so relaxed, and it was working, that would only ruin the moment, and possibly make her ass tighten up again lest she realizes fully what is happening from the morning daze.
After a few gental pumps, I was able to get full shaft insertion. Did not take long for me to cum in waives, which was kind of dissapointing in a way, because I wanted to feel that thight anal some more with her.
Anyway, I did not report right away because I did not want to just dominate this thread, but my god, especially after hearing Big Red's great story, had to report.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
07-18-07, 15:56
Just an update, my new Taiwan GF is nearly completely loosened up anally. I have f_cked her in the ass 99% of the time that we have sex now, with varying states of shaft penetration each time. Funny thing is, I have been more successful with morning anal sex than at night time before we go to sleep. Interesting how this is.
In fact, we had sex so vigorously the night before, that yesterday morning, when I started to eat her out as foreplay, she said her pussy was sore. I told her I wanted to cum in her ass then, and she told me that we would try, I think because we stopped before I came the night before because I made her ass sore. Well, got the lube, worked into it, and she was a real trooper although still in some significant pain as I worked it into her ass. After a few pumps, I came waives inside her tight little anal hole, and it was good.
Just an update
-Shark-
3 weeks ago before I left on vacation I called Becky. Ask her if she wants to get fucked in the ass or pussy. Everytime she will say the ass. Both sides are great. She also gives excellant head. Pussy is juicy. It goes in her butt with just pussy juice on it. She is very vocal with excitement.
Another is Judy she likes it in the ass. When you bang her in the pussy she reaches around and plays with her ass. Unfortunately she's on vacation for a spell. We have several others that are just as good. I prefer these 2 they are always available anytime of the day or night.
BC
There was a Koren girl here for several years told her wanted some ass. She only weighted 95 's. Ass so tight I could never get it in. These foreign girls must really have tight ass holes. If I had ever got it in probably would have blowed my cum after few licks.
BC
Xxxalyssaxxx
07-28-07, 19:23
Upon reading all of your reports it seems to me that not many of you gentlemen have experienced a woman who can have assgasms. I for one believe that there are 5 different types of orgasms and a few variations on those.
Anal
Vaginal (penetration, balls slappin' ass)
G-Spot
Clitoral
Sensory (think tantric sex)
So have any of you experienced all five? I have had multiples of each and I do tend to think some men do not believe me when I say I cum from anal but that is because so few women do I think.
Alyssa
Upon reading all of your reports it seems to me that not many of you gentlemen have experienced a woman who can have assgasms. I for one believe that there are 5 different types of orgasms and a few variations on those.
Anal
Vaginal (penetration, balls slappin' ass)
G-Spot
Clitoral
Sensory (think tantric sex)
So have any of you experienced all five? I have had multiples of each and I do tend to think some men do not believe me when I say I cum from anal but that is because so few women do I think.
AlyssaI had a British girl who had assgasms. She loved anal and enoyed nice slow strokes. She is the only girl that I have had anal with who could cum without me reaching around and playing with her clit.
I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?
Ozymandias
07-30-07, 23:11
I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?
Hmmm... well, take a zucchini, stick it where the sun don't shine, and let us know...
That could be your first report!
O.
Shark in OC
07-31-07, 13:32
I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?
No, we all hate fucking chicks up the ass here.-----NOT
Dude, I think that Misfit describes the sensation the best. There is nothing better then feeling that "pop" as the anal ring is stretched to its limit by the head of your dick. Did it to my Taiwanese GF yesterday at lunch time. I realized, while I was full on pounding her ass after the initial sensation, that I also enjoy the tighter feeling, and taboo sight, of my unit going in and out of her sweet little tight ass. I am not in to "big butts" like most black guys, I enjoy the tight little asian asses the most, and seeing and feeling that anus wrapped tight around your unit is the best. No way to describe it. You just have to try.
-Shark-
Yesterday afternoon I picked her up at home. Went to Motel. She's 52 but has a nice looking ass. She starts out with a BBBJ then its on to the puss thats very wet. After a few strokes she puts a pillow under her butt. Then its stroking wild. She got off twice very heavy. She likes it in that butt. So when I want great butt action I go to Becky.
BC
Shark in OC
08-06-07, 20:21
Well, much like my girl from mainland China, my girl form the Republic of China (Taiwan) likes it standing when going at her anally. (I think that Rep. of China is what they call themselves, it went in one ear and out the other, has something to do with Taiwan asserting itself as the "real" China) I think the angle of penetration is better standing for them. So, in order to add veriaty, I have her start off standing, then tell her to get on all fours in doggie possition, following her down while still inserted in her ass.
Then I go at it full fource anal on her.
Terrific sessions this way.
-Shark-
Wireless91910
08-07-07, 13:42
Shark,
Couldn't agree more with the "pop" sensation. The anticipation as you slowly force your dick in her ass until you get that "pop" sensation.
Sad to say, my anal regular has taken another job in another city. I'm on the hunt for some new talent.
Is there room for another brother in the asain scene?
Wireless91910
Shark in OC
08-07-07, 14:39
Shark,
...Is there room for another brother in the asain scene?
Wireless91910
I am telling you guy. You know how it used to be in the early and late 90's when Black dudes were the new "taboo" for white chicks? It is still that way today among some white women. Well, it is very much becoming that way today among asian women, especially 2nd generation girls who want to make their Daddies mad.
There is nothing better than a hot asian chick who could get any guy that she wants with the whole far-east exoticness thing. However, who do some of these chicks prefer? They want the very guy that their "keep the race pure" Daddies told them not to touch - the black male. I have seen it time and time again.
As for my Taiwanese girl, it is not the fact that I am divorced, etc., that makes her Daddy's skin crawl with anger, but it is the mere fact that his sweet, pure and not-so-innocent, very hot, daughter is dating a black man. She had dated only Chinese men before she dated a Mexican college professor for a while before she met me. I should think that guy for openning her horizons enough so she could take the next step and date a black man.
Little does her Daddy know that Daddy's little girl is taking my big stiffy up her little tight ass. I am sure that would make him buy a shotgun and take me out.
I know of about 5 drop-dead hot Chinese or Korean freebees I believe I could get today, and coax them into their first anal sex experience if they have not already done so. So if you prefer asian chicks, there are plenty in Los Angeles, SF and NY for the picking.
-Shark-
Shark...I read about your training of your new girl in the pleasures of Anal, but it sounds like most of the pleasure is all yours. I guess it's the "ass to mouth" thing that bothers me. I'm not prude...I love anal sex as much as the next guy. I'm fortunate to have a wife that has "assgasms" without any reach around (but after a LOT of foreplay, which is fine by me). My point is that the "ass to mouth" thing is degrading and potentially dangerous. It's one thing if the girl wants that (maybe it's a fetish of hers..which is fine), but when she does it once and then asks you nicely not to do it again, you should respect that...not plot for a future time when you can convince her to do it. There are lines that you shouldn't cross and that's a pretty big one.
Wireless91910
08-07-07, 18:30
I am telling you guy. You know how it used to be in the early and late 90's when Black dudes were the new "taboo" for white chicks? It is still that way today among some white women. Well, it is very much becoming that way today among asian women, especially 2nd generation girls who want to make their Daddies mad.
-Shark-
Shark
I know exactly what you are saying. I have some boy's up in San Jose who have to beat the asain chicks off them. I guess for now I will have to stay with my "hood rats".
Wireless91910
My anal regular has been ***king around on me and lying. It got to the point where I couldn't stand to hear her voice anymore. You know, blah-blah-blah. Well, I use to rim her, ***k her ass with my tongue, fingers and cock. She would ALWAYS moan scream AND assgasm. I told her to take a ***king hike yesterday after 'calling' her on some of her lies. Damn I'm going to miss that ass. She was the first girl I ever had that really wanted and enjoyed it in the ass. I envy you guys.
Wolf out
Shark in OC
08-10-07, 17:37
Shark...I read about your training of your new girl in the pleasures of Anal, but it sounds like most of the pleasure is all yours. I guess it's the "ass to mouth" thing that bothers me. I'm not prude...I love anal sex as much as the next guy. I'm fortunate to have a wife that has "assgasms" without any reach around (but after a LOT of foreplay, which is fine by me). My point is that the "ass to mouth" thing is degrading and potentially dangerous. It's one thing if the girl wants that (maybe it's a fetish of hers..which is fine), but when she does it once and then asks you nicely not to do it again, you should respect that...not plot for a future time when you can convince her to do it. There are lines that you shouldn't cross and that's a pretty big one.
I had to re-quote the above just so we can all understand what you are saying Freebie. You are telling me that Miko Lee, Lucy Lee, Amy Tan, and all of the porn stars who perform ass-to-mouth on their videos are putting their lives in danger? And having anal sex vs. ass-to-month is some "line" that is crossed?
So, it was okay of me to plot to get her to do anal in the first place, but it is somehow not okay to convince her to WILLINGLY do ass-to-mouth because she did not like it the first time, and it is somehow dangerous?
If I had taken your attitude I would never have convinced her or the other anal virgins I have been with to ever do anal. Explain to us, Doctor, the danger in ass-to-mouth, and then let's mount a protest against sales of all porn videos that depict this act. I guess we should call our selves the OAATM (Organization Against Ass-To-Mouth).
When you say "cross the line", do you liken it to kiddy porn or petafilia? My god, you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line, even if the girl does it willingly after some convincing.
And by the way, you are saying this on a web site that talks mainly about prostitution and exploitation of women who have been, for a large part, forced into this profession, and you admonish me for trying to convince my civilian GF to do ass-to-mouth willingly because it is also "degrading".
That's a joke.
One more question, I give her and my former GFs rim jobs, and several have given me rim jobs. Since this involves relatively the same oral intake of germs as ass-to-mouth, I guess I am in "danger" too of what ever horrible ailment that you are claiming is to befall my GFs for these oral-anal sex acts.
So what's your point idiot Freebie Bean?
We are just sharing good times about anal acts with hot chicks on this board. If want to judge, go to church stupid F_cker.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
08-13-07, 14:04
Shark
I know exactly what you are saying. I have some boy's up in San Jose who have to beat the asain chicks off them. I guess for now I will have to stay with my "hood rats".
Wireless91910
A little off topic, but going back to my point about the "new white meat," I got hit on in the elevator by one of the hottest looking asian chicks I have evern seen, Korean to boot. Not that Koreans are any better looking, but I have found them to be more about keeping their race pure, and more rare to date a brother. My last Korean GF was a big exception (and I guess Tiger Woods's mother). All I am saying is, I have had tons more Chinese tail than Korean tail because Koreans typically have a stronger "pride" gene that keeps them away from dating the soul bothers.
This was easy pickings man, but out of respect for the current GF, who is much hotter than eveh this hot chick in the elevator, and gives me anal to my heart's desire, I declined.
Anyway, bet I could have made this elevator girl eventially give me anal, and ATM, despite Freebie Bean's assertion that, while convincing a girl to do anal is okay, ATM would just be so degrading to ask her to do willingly.
By the way, on that note, 90% of my GFs, and my ex wife, liked to be tied up or handcuffed as a rape fantasy while I did them, both vaginal and anal, and ATM. How degrading is that Freebie Bean? Even though all of them enjoyed it.
-Shark-
I had to re-quote the above just so we can all understand what you are saying Freebie. You are telling me that Miko Lee, Lucy Lee, Amy Tan, and all of the porn stars who perform ass-to-mouth on their videos are putting their lives in danger? And having anal sex vs. ass-to-month is some "line" that is crossed?
So, it was okay of me to plot to get her to do anal in the first place, but it is somehow not okay to convince her to WILLINGLY do ass-to-mouth because she did not like it the first time, and it is somehow dangerous?
If I had taken your attitude I would never have convinced her or the other anal virgins I have been with to ever do anal. Explain to us, Doctor, the danger in ass-to-mouth, and then let's mount a protest against sales of all porn videos that depict this act. I guess we should call our selves the OAATM (Organization Against Ass-To-Mouth).
When you say "cross the line", do you liken it to kiddy porn or petafilia? My god, you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line, even if the girl does it willingly after some convincing.
And by the way, you are saying this on a web site that talks mainly about prostitution and exploitation of women who have been, for a large part, forced into this profession, and you admonish me for trying to convince my civilian GF to do ass-to-mouth willingly because it is also "degrading".
That's a joke.
One more question, I give her and my former GFs rim jobs, and several have given me rim jobs. Since this involves relatively the same oral intake of germs as ass-to-mouth, I guess I am in "danger" too of what ever horrible ailment that you are claiming is to befall my GFs for these oral-anal sex acts.
So what's your point idiot Freebie Bean?
We are just sharing good times about anal acts with hot chicks on this board. If want to judge, go to church stupid F_cker.
-Shark-
Shark...I probably am stupid for trying to intelligently discuss this subject here. But, since you brought up the Porn industry...let me inform you that the common practice in the porn industry is to thoroughly cleanse the anus with an enema prior to anal sex (don't see a lot shit clinging to the dicks in those videos, do you?). That doesn't make ass to mouth completely safe, but it's standard. Do your ladies do a cleansing enema before anal and agreeing to "ass to mouth?"
As for the safety aspect...just do a little googling and you'll find plenty of medical documentation on the dangers. "Rimming" might not be the most safe thing either (although I've done it too), but it's a little different licking the just washed outer area and sucking something that has just been shoved deep inside the rectal cavity that is full of folds and crevices which might hold pockets of feces.
Also, I don't care what two consenting adults do with each other. You can take a dump in her mouth if she begs you to and I don't care. What I have a problem with is guys like you who seem determined to "convince" a woman to do something she doesn't want to do. You will keep on until you wear her down, and then you will tell yourself (and the readers here) how much she enjoyed it...when in fact she probably only did it to make you happy. The "degradation" is not the act itself...it is the lack of respect for another human being. I don't expect you to understand that.
Also, don't misquote me by saying that I think it's okay for you to "convince" women to have anal with you. I believe that if a woman wants anal sex, then by all means, go and enjoy together...but if she says NO, then you should respect that and either move on or enjoy what she shares with you. You seem to think that because you like it and some women have told you they like it that ALL women will like it. Wow...that's one big ego you have there.
You say, "you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line."
So, I've got to know...how many people do you discuss ATM with? That's not typical dinner conversation. I would say that you are in the tiniest of minorities if you think there is no difference between Anal sex and ATM. If you truly believe that, you are highly deluded.
Yes, I say this on a website that explores prostitution. I also believe those women deserve respect. They are human...not pieces of meat.
Shark in OC
08-14-07, 20:25
Shark...I probably am stupid for trying to intelligently discuss this subject here. But, since you brought up the Porn industry...let me inform you that the common practice in the porn industry is to thoroughly cleanse the anus with an enema prior to anal sex (don't see a lot shit clinging to the dicks in those videos, do you?). That doesn't make ass to mouth completely safe, but it's standard. Do your ladies do a cleansing enema before anal and agreeing to "ass to mouth?"
As for the safety aspect...just do a little googling and you'll find plenty of medical documentation on the dangers. "Rimming" might not be the most safe thing either (although I've done it too), but it's a little different licking the just washed outer area and sucking something that has just been shoved deep inside the rectal cavity that is full of folds and crevices which might hold pockets of feces.
Also, I don't care what two consenting adults do with each other. You can take a dump in her mouth if she begs you to and I don't care. What I have a problem with is guys like you who seem determined to "convince" a woman to do something she doesn't want to do. You will keep on until you wear her down, and then you will tell yourself (and the readers here) how much she enjoyed it...when in fact she probably only did it to make you happy. The "degradation" is not the act itself...it is the lack of respect for another human being. I don't expect you to understand that.
Also, don't misquote me by saying that I think it's okay for you to "convince" women to have anal with you. I believe that if a woman wants anal sex, then by all means, go and enjoy together...but if she says NO, then you should respect that and either move on or enjoy what she shares with you. You seem to think that because you like it and some women have told you they like it that ALL women will like it. Wow...that's one big ego you have there.
You say, "you are absolutely the first person that I have heard ever in my life to claim that anal sex is okay, but ATM somehow crosses some line."
So, I've got to know...how many people do you discuss ATM with? That's not typical dinner conversation. I would say that you are in the tiniest of minorities if you think there is no difference between Anal sex and ATM. If you truly believe that, you are highly deluded.
Yes, I say this on a website that explores prostitution. I also believe those women deserve respect. They are human...not pieces of meat.
The above post by Freebie Bean-head speaks for itself. All of you who know me and read my other posts know the respect I have for the working girls. Read my recent posts on a provider in the Inglewood section and you will see. I have providers calling me since I reduced my mongering, wanting to see me because I respect them, and half of them want to take me as their real BF. So don't even try to beat me on the respect tip.
My point was pretty clear that it is idiotic of you to try to say it is somehow degrading to convince my GF to do something out of love for me in light of this site that talks about paying a prostitute who is forced to do it out of desparation for money. You are too stupid to see the distinction though, as we all now see.
I hazard to guess a prostitute would not do what they do with 100s of guys a week if they were not paid. That is not degrading to you I guess, but two poeple doing something for each other they don't want to do out of love is degrading to you.
We all respect that you are such a good looking guy Freebie, that you have NEVER in your lifetime had a girl say NO to you about anything, and they have always come to you for any sex act you want. I have to say, that I, with my baldness, and blackness, have had more girls say NO to me about more things, including str8 sex, and have only been able to get a civilian to have any kind of sex with me, anal or not, ATM or not, by some convincing. Not force, or tricks, it has always been that I had to ask several times. So sorry that we are not like you Freebie Beanhead, as you have never had a girl say NO to you.
I guess if a girl had said NO to you, you would never try to have sex with them again, even if it were your wife or GF. So good for you.
The rest of us will have to do what 90% of guys who are not movie stars like you have to do, and if a girl says no on the first date, we have to hope to get it on the 2nd, 3rd or 4th date.
Your argument that an enema before anal sex will "clean" the anal cavity like a pro, and therefore make ATM safe, is unconvincing. 100 germs will cause the same damage as 1000 germs, and an enema does not make the anal cavity free of germs. It may just take out the waste material temporarily.
So good luck with that argument.
I have to reiterate again, if you want to judge, go to church. I would understand if I was advocating rape, but your admonishment and judgement over me just trying to get my GF to perform a sexual act is stupid and rediculous. She is an adult, and if she wants to change her mind one night, and say yes to me, just like she did the first time we had anal sex, then that is HER choice, not yours.
By the way, you are kidding yourself to think that your GF actually enjoys anal sex. Maybe only .00001% of women enjoy it because of an abnormal nerve ending that may occur in that percentage of women. Your woman is just tolerating it because you are so good looking that no woman ever says NO to you, as we have established.
Most women before and after a certain age dont enjoy sex at all. So I guess you advocate that they should not have sex with their husbands. In fact, since most women don't enjoy sports, I guess you would suggest that no woman should go to a game with ther BF or husband to support the relationship.
I guess on that same note, women should only give their man what THEY enjoy. No golf clubs, etc. On Birthdays and Chrismas, I guess women should buy dimond rings and shoes for herself to wear, because that is what SHE wants to do.
Are you also advocating that husbands and BFs should only do what THEY enjoy? For example, if you don't enjoy giving your girl oral, then you should not do it, even if it is the only way she can orgasm. By the way, I make my GF scream by giving her oral, I guess explains why she changed her mind and said yes to anal finally. I don't enjoy giving a girl head, or particularly want to do it, but I do it for her. But I guess doning something for somebody that you don't want to do is a foreign concept to you.
Another idiotic comment is your disbelief that I talk to friends about sexual issues. Don't particularly care if you believe me or not. It's just a dumb comment on your part, one of many. But if you must ask, like most normal men, I have several friends in life, and on this very site, that I talk to about all sexual acts I perform with girls, including ATM, because that is what guys do. It's a male bonding thing. Sorry you are so p-whipped and don't have friends. Maybe that is why you are so bitter to try to tell me what I should and should not do with my GF. And guess what, your GF is discussing with her girl-friends EVERY DETAIL of your sexual life with her. She will deny it, but girls talk about that more than guys.
And finally, you talk about misquoating, there is only one girl who claimed she enjoyed anal with me. I have been VERY FRANK about my GFs and their adversity to anal in this very forum. I even commented how rare it is for a girl to have a so-called "assgasm" just a few posts below. So for you to claim that I allege that all my GFs enjoy anal, and that is how I convince myself that it is okay, is ignorant and stupid of you.
-Shark-
Here I thought ATM was that thing that coughs up green when you stick your plastic into it...LOL.
Come on now Freebie Bean, there is nothing wrong with a little Dirty Sanchez. It's also very helpful if your unit drys up & she provides natural lube for the re-entry into the old-Hershey-highway. Hell it's alot cheaper than buying lube. Anyway I think Shark has you beat in this discussion by what I have seen so far.
Misfit
Shark in OC
08-18-07, 01:57
Here I thought ATM was that thing that coughs up green when you stick your plastic into it...LOL.
Come on now Freebie Bean, there is nothing wrong with a little Dirty Sanchez. It's also very helpful if your unit drys up & she provides natural lube for the re-entry into the old-Hershey-highway. Hell it's alot cheaper than buying lube. Anyway I think Shark has you beat in this discussion by what I have seen so far.
Misfit
You can't blame Freabie Beanhead for the way he is. Just because he is too afraid to take charge with his girl, and tell her what he wants in the bedroom. She probably straps a dildo on and does him in the ass. Not that there is anything wrong with it if that is what he enjoys. But by his own standards, unless it is something that his girl absolutely enjoys, he will not ask her to do it. So, while he accuses us of falsely believing that our girls actually like what they do for us, BBBJTCIM, anal, ATM, he is the only man in the world that has a girl that enjoys ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING they do sexually, including anal (but we know from his posts not ATM, which would cause instant death or spontaneous combustion). So, HIS girl really enjoys anal, while none of our girls do, and we are just kidding ourselves when we believe they do.
So, don't blame the idiot who wishes his girl will do the things that our girls do out of love or affection for us, even if they don't enjoy it, while his girl will ONLY do what she likes, and nothing more.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
08-19-07, 14:39
GF got her period last week. She was not in the greatest of moods the night before, and I was denied any kind of sex when I tried with her for the first time since we met. She got her menstrual cycle in the middle of the night.
Like a good girl, the next morning, she felt guilty about denying me, and said that her period started, and there fore "only one hole was availabe" and said that "you can only fuck me in the ass." This from a girl just a few months ago, when we started dating, had never had anal and did not want to do it.
We had anal sex like crazy that morning, analled her for about an hour, we were both late for work.
That night, she insisted that we do only anal again, even though we had sex before while on her period because we figured it's safer for not getting pregnant.
Next 2 days, anal only again. I am not going to fool myself into thinking that she now PERFERS anal sex, as this idiot Freebie Beanhead accuses me below, but she definately is getting used to it. She says it's not bad now.
This is pretty much living my dream, a hot asian chick, who litterally is so good looking that she stops traffic when we are walking together (has dudes hit on her constantly, can't leave her alone for a second), and she now does not mind anal, and even encourages it when the front entry is shut down.
-Shark-
Shark in OC
08-20-07, 17:17
Lovin' it! Anal sex crazy girl now, Morning noon and night (went home for lunch, and then I had her after eating, made sure to make her cum first, then went for full on anal). I should write book if I do say so myself. The book would basically say do the opposit of Freebie Beanhead's advice if you want to be satisfied in your relationship. What freebie beanhead leaves out is that sometimes it's good for two people to make little sacrafices to have a great relationship.
Freebie's method that nobody in a relationship should do what they don't want to do will lead to breakup/divorce.
-Shark-
Lovin' it! Anal sex crazy girl now, Morning noon and night (went home for lunch, and then I had her after eating, made sure to make her cum first, then went for full on anal). I should write book if I do say so myself. The book would basically say do the opposit of Freebie Beanhead's advice if you want to be satisfied in your relationship. What freebie beanhead leaves out is that sometimes it's good for two people to make little sacrafices to have a great relationship.
Freebie's method that nobody in a relationship should do what they don't want to do will lead to breakup/divorce.
-Shark-
Dude, are you obsessed with me or something? Get over it. You continue to misquote and lie about what I said. I'm super freaking happy that you are getting all that hot asian ass action. More power to you. My original and continuing comments have been about the practice of "ass to mouth" which is one of the least safe of all sex practices. You keep on saying that people make sacrifices for those that love them. I agree with that completely. Maybe you should give up your "ass to mouth" fetish for the safety and health of the women in your relationship. Or does the giving and sacrifice just go one way?
There's a name for people who justify pleasure for themselves without regard of others..."sociopath."
Shark in OC
08-20-07, 23:48
Dude, are you obsessed with me or something? Get over it. You continue to misquote and lie about what I said. I'm super freaking happy that you are getting all that hot asian ass action. More power to you. My original and continuing comments have been about the practice of "ass to mouth" which is one of the least safe of all sex practices. You keep on saying that people make sacrifices for those that love them. I agree with that completely. Maybe you should give up your "ass to mouth" fetish for the safety and health of the women in your relationship. Or does the giving and sacrifice just go one way?
There's a name for people who justify pleasure for themselves without regard of others..."sociopath."
Could the reason why I "obsess" about you be because you label me a "sociopath" and you acuse me of having a "fetish" about ass to mouth. Where do I begin about your latest stupid comment about me.
First, the only reason I even mention you in my posts is because you make such shocking accusations. You label me a "sociopath," a name usually reserved for mass murderers and baby killers, because I had one small complaint that my GF does not want to do ass-to-mouth, and that I might try and convence her to do so at some point. There is no other word for that idiotic analolgy but stupid.
Gee, why do I even pay attention to you? hmmmmmm...could it be because I find this stupidity mildly entertaining at best? Your labeling me a "sociopath" because I merely want to try a new sex act with my GF, which you still have yet to show one death or injury from, speaks for itself. Okay, Doctor, give us the death and injury statistics for ATM. Give us one of the 1000s of links that you speak of that show the death statistics for ATM. Please....we are waiting with morbid curiosity.
As far as your accusation that I have a "fetish" for ATM, that really shows how stupid you are. Do you even know the definition of the word "fetish"? If you would read one of the 1000s of web sites you cite, of which we are still waiting for one that shows death or injury from ATM, maybe just one of them would inform your dumb ass that a fetish when it comes to sex means an act that you MUST do or partake in so as to be able to perform sexually.
If you read my posts at all, we only did ATM once, and she did not like it, and have not performed it since, and my GF has more than satsified me. Just because I would like to do ATM, does not mean that I can't perform without doing it as defined by the term "fetish."
Please Freebie, every time you post, you really show how stupid you are. You should just give it up, and let us stick to the subject at hand, which is anal sex, including ATM, or whatever turns people on. We are not talking about murder or kiddy porn, as you have likened it to.
Again, if you feel the urge to judge, go to Church, and leave us alone. Please.
-Shark-
Benchseats Rock
08-21-07, 00:35
Could the reason why I "obsess" about you be because you label me a "sociopath" and you acuse me of having a "fetish" about ass to mouth. Where do I begin about your latest stupid comment about me.
First, the only reason I even mention you in my posts is because you make such shocking accusations. You label me a "sociopath," a name usually reserved for mass murderers and baby killers, because I had one small complaint that my GF does not want to do ass-to-mouth, and that I might try and convence her to do so at some point. There is no other word for that idiotic analolgy but stupid.
Gee, why do I even pay attention to you? hmmmmmm...could it be because I find this stupidity mildly entertaining at best? Your labeling me a "sociopath" because I merely want to try a new sex act with my GF, which you still have yet to show one death or injury from, speaks for itself. Okay, Doctor, give us the death and injury statistics for ATM. Give us one of the 1000s of links that you speak of that show the death statistics for ATM. Please....we are waiting with morbid curiosity.
As far as your accusation that I have a "fetish" for ATM, that really shows how stupid you are. Do you even know the definition of the word "fetish"? If you would read one of the 1000s of web sites you cite, of which we are still waiting for one that shows death or injury from ATM, maybe just one of them would inform your dumb ass that a fetish when it comes to sex means an act that you MUST do or partake in so as to be able to perform sexually.
If you read my posts at all, we only did ATM once, and she did not like it, and have not performed it since, and my GF has more than satsified me. Just because I would like to do ATM, does not mean that I can't perform without doing it as defined by the term "fetish."
Please Freebie, every time you post, you really show how stupid you are. You should just give it up, and let us stick to the subject at hand, which is anal sex, including ATM, or whatever turns people on. We are not talking about murder or kiddy porn, as you have likened it to.
Again, if you feel the urge to judge, go to Church, and leave us alone. Please.
-Shark-
Right on Shark!
Oh and Freebie should know that Mrs. Benchseats has 10 years of ATM, loves it almost as much as she loves cumming from deep pounding anal, and HAS NEVER, NOT ONCE, NOT EVER had any sort of a negative side effect, infection, illness, or anything of the sort.
Benchseats Rock
You're right, I'm wrong. You're smart, I'm dumb. I'm not wasting my time on this anymore. Obviously everyone who reads this forum except me thinks ATM is not only perfectly normal behaviour, but also as healthy as a nice cup of tea, so I'll not make further comment on that. Have a great and wonderful life. I sincerely hope you and your partners continue to have good health.
Shark in OC
08-21-07, 17:28
You're right, I'm wrong. You're smart, I'm dumb. I'm not wasting my time on this anymore. Obviously everyone who reads this forum except me thinks ATM is not only perfectly normal behaviour, but also as healthy as a nice cup of tea, so I'll not make further comment on that. Have a great and wonderful life. I sincerely hope you and your partners continue to have good health.
Well, Freebie, the above is probably the most intelligent post you have made, sarcasm notwithstanding. Just give it up. There are much larger causes and more dangerous villians in this world than the dreaded ass-to-mouth danger that you profess so vigorously here.
I guess this means that we will not be getting those death and injury statistics, or even one health study performed by a repitable institution, regarding this massively dangerous activity. I guess the universities and other institutions are just too busy on those minor problems like crack addiction and drunk driving. ATM has not made it to the top of their most dangerous human activity list yet.
I am sure that I speak for all in this forum when I give you my deepest thanks for giving up on your lost cause to assert that ATM is an inherently dangerous activity.
-Shark-
Hugh Jardon
08-23-07, 07:53
Shark,
I realize that you were the one whose sexual practice got "attacked", but you've been pretty antagonistic towards Freebie. He was mostly respectful in his replies to you and you ratcheted it up several degrees, IMO. Let it go.
And...Tiger Woods' Mom is Thai, not Korean.
Shark in OC
08-23-07, 13:47
Shark,
I realize that you were the one whose sexual practice got "attacked", but you've been pretty antagonistic towards Freebie. He was mostly respectful in his replies to you and you ratcheted it up several degrees, IMO. Let it go.
And...Tiger Woods' Mom is Thai, not Korean.
...Maybe you should give up your "ass to mouth" fetish for the safety and health of the women in your relationship. Or does the giving and sacrifice just go one way?
There's a name for people who justify pleasure for themselves without regard of others..."sociopath."
I don't even want to spend time on this idiotic subject enouth to respond to this comment by Jardon, stating that I somehow was the one who "ratcheted" it up towards Freebie. I do feel the need to at least respond by quoting Freebie Bean, and this is just one of many DISrespectful comments from him, including the original after I was just sharing a story about my GF and I.
Can the above quote, and others by him, possibly be construed "mostly respectful?" He is the one who should have just left it alone, instead of rattling off unsupported banter about the extreme danger of ATM, when he cannot produce even one death or injury report from such activity. I think it is more disrespectful to try to cause an unreasonable fear by stating unsupported paranoid falsities, and call me a sociopath for suggesting something to my GF (not forcing, suggesting).
Don't get me wrong, I am sure that he can find a few internet sites that will state that ATM is dangerious. You find internet sites that state that vaginal sex is dangerious, and we should all stop that too, much less anal sex. But he does not even produce one of those so we could examine the claims, and determine if it is a reputable medical study. Hey, if a web site PROVED through a good study that ATM, or even anal, was going to kill my GF, I would never do either again.
But Freebie has called me a "sociopath" for merely suggesting ATM, without any such support. Pretending for one second that ATM was dangerous, in order to be a sociopath, I would have to KNOW or have reckless disregard toward the danger, and do it to my GF anyway. Neither is true, and Freebie is the jerk for stating what he has stated.
And on Tiger Wood's mother, WHO CARES!!!! Why even point that out? I hate to say it Jardon, but it seems you just want to pick at somebody today for no reason. Was it even worth the extra effort in typing in order to point out that mistake? Okay, point noted. But at least I am not stating that a common sexual activity causes injury or death, without support, and calling sombody a sociopath for suggesting that activity to the GF. That would be a fact that would be important to correct, not the race of some celeb's mother. Duly noted. Why not point out my numerous spelling errors too? Take up forum space for that.
With regard to all this, I must quote Goodfellas: "Now go home and get your f_ing shine box."
-Shark-
Sarang Haeyo
08-23-07, 17:30
With regard to all this, I must quote Goodfellas: "Now go home and get your f_ing shine box."
-Shark-
Be careful with that quote chief. You remember what happened to Billy Batts.
Shark in OC
08-24-07, 17:29
Be careful with that quote chief. You remember what happened to Billy Batts.
Yes, I am deathly afraid of Freebie and Jardon coming to "knock me off," "give me cement boots," or "push a botton on me."
My law practice has a fairly healthy "organizational" or "connected" clientele (however you want to put it). Mainly Far-East connections. I just don't do their criminal work, only their civil work. I am sure they would have much success in even trying to get close to me.....Right....
Of couse, since I gave my GF a rim job before I boned her in the ass last night, I guess I am going to get the same dredded death that my GF is going to get from ATM that one time she did it with me, so they should not bother with the ride-by on me.
-Shark-
I can't believe I've pissed off a lawyer for the Triads! I'm going into witness protection. Please don't send their Ninja assassins after me. I'm real sorry for everything.
Also, as a goodwill gesture toward you Shark, the correct spelling is "clientele." I know how those Triads are about mistakes and I would hate for them to chop you up into seafood because a high powered lawyer such as yourself can't spell a word that is relatively standard in your business.
PS: I admit that this post was sarcastic, disrespectful and completely unrelated to anything in this forum other than the continued obsession Shark seems to have with my previous comments. Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Shark in OC
08-25-07, 02:14
.....Also, as a goodwill gesture toward you Shark, the correct spelling is "clientele."....
Yes, I am sure you meant your correction of my typographical error as a "goodwill" gesture, and not as another meaningless and unfruitful stab at trying to embarrass me since you are so embarrassed by the way you made yourself look so stupid with your unsupported paranoid rantings about ATM. You did not expect for me or anybody else to call you out on your idiotoc baseless claim that ATM is inherently dangerious, and your lie about all the medical studies on web sites that purportedly support your stupid point.
Anyway, guess what Freebie, my GF and I had great anal sex today, and she took my cock into my mouth after it was in her ass, without any of my so called "sociopathic" requests somehow compelling her to do so. In your honor, I asked her what happened, and she said she just got caught in the moment, and was kind of funny about it because she realized what she had done and went to wash out her mouth. We joked about it afterward.
Guess what Freebie, believe it or not SHE IS STILL ALIVE AFTER DOING ATM. OMG, we need to call the New England Journal of Medicine about this merical story of incredible survival.
-Shark-
You are right that I have not presented any specific medical evidence that ATM is dangerous. That is probably because this is fetishistic behaviour that is unthinkable for most people. Researching ATM to prove it is dangerous would be like researching Russian Roulette. You might get lucky for a long time, but it's' still pretty fucking stupid.
Still, you can find tons of research on the bacteria found in feces. Unless your dick is about a quarter inch long, I think it's possible that it will run into some fecal residue in the bowels of your partner. With the abundance of scientific evidence concerning the potential dangers of ingesting bacteria from fecal matter, my number one question would be; why do I care so much more for the health and safety of your sex partners (and your health) than you do?
Here are just a few links which detail the dangers of ingesting fecal bacteria:
http://www.archrespite.org/archfs42.htm
http://www.whipplesdisease.net/Diagnosis/Feces/hauptteil_feces.html
http://www.kidsource.com/health/ABCs.child.care.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces
http://www.dmacc.edu/instructors/human.htm
http://www.healthatoz.com/healthatoz/Atoz/common/standard/transform.jsp?requestURI=/healthatoz/Atoz/ency/amebiasis.jsp
http://solarcooking.org/pasteurization/metcalf.htm
Benchseats Rock
08-25-07, 09:52
I think it's possible that it will run into some fecal residue in the bowels of your partner.
Ever heard of a cleansing enema? Better yet, have you ever fucked a girl in the ass? For that matter, have you ever fucked anyone in the ass? If you "think it's possible" then I would say it's far more likely that you're forming your opinion based on conjecture rather than basing it on experience.
The other night I fucked my girlfriend in the ass - she's riding the rag this week so it's all anal, all the time - and after a nice long session I popped my load in her ass and she turned around and sucked out the last drops from the head of my cock. I promptly fell asleep and woke up late for a meeting. Given the time constraint and my commute I only had time for a Puerto Rican shower (apologies if the term offends anyone, but that's what it's called for better or worse.) After my meeting I grabbed some breakfast and ran into a fuck buddy at the coffee shop - long story short we ended up in a 69 on her sailboat and followed up with some vigorous fucking. In case you missed it, that's ATM with the girlfriend and then straight into my fuckbuddy's mouth. That was a few days ago and as far as I'm aware, both my girlfriend and my fuckbuddy are still alive and well, and both free of any disease or infection. While you're still in research mode though, why don't you look up the definition of the word fetish and learn how to use it properly in a sentence... that way the next time you find yourself busy being overly concerned with statistical phenomena concerning aspects of sex lives that are much more fulfilling than your own at the very least you won't sound both whiny and stupid.
Benchseats Rock
If you read back to the beginning of this LONG series of posts you would see that I have had anal sex (with a woman) and enjoyed it...but I also asked if these women are always doing cleansing enemas (not that an enema would definitely prohibit the chance of disease, but it would have to help). Also, your first girl made the choice to perform fresh ATM, did you inform your fuck-buddy that your unshowered dick had been recently buried deep in the shithole of another woman? (who knows, for some women that might have been a turn on)
Also, you don't have to see shit or smell shit for shit to be present. Bacteria is small (that's why they have microscopes in science class).
Say all you want about me. You don't know me. I can be called "stupid" or "idiot" and unfulfilled sexually. I know the truth. I'm glad you and your lady friends have been healthy so far. I honestly hope that continues. Maybe you'll continue to be lucky.
Definition for Fetish: An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.
In the common English language, any degree of attention given to a singular inanimate object, body part, body feature or sexual behaviour may be said to be a sign of sexual fetishism.
(Under this definition, I guess it could be said I have a "Fetish" for the subject, since I seem to be fixated on trying to respond, despite it being a complete waste of all our time to continue on this subject. I am obviously not going to impress upon you the dangers of ATM and you are not going to ever make me believe it is totally safe and a normal sexual practice).
Benchseats Rock
08-25-07, 11:35
Did you inform your fuck-buddy that your unshowered dick had been recently buried deep in the shithole of another woman? (who knows, for some women that might have been a turn on)
Somehow I knew you were going to ask that. I did tell her - but only after we had finished up and were smoking in the galley. I'm also very happy to report that it was a turn on for her to know she'd been unknowingly defiled and she told me to tell my girlfriend that she has a tasty little shithole. It's not quite there yet, but I fully intend to devote my full attention towards getting these two together at the same time.
I'm glad you and your lady friends have been healthy so far. I honestly hope that continues.
Thank You.
As for defining fetish, you went to dictionary.com and grabbed the definition from the American Heritage Dictionary - and while that would work for say, just about any other situation, in this context it is the least appropriate of all the results. In fact, as I've quoted below, there is an American Heritage Medical Dictionary (Stedman's) for exactly this reason. Medical and psychiatric terminology may use words that occur in standard english but those words can function in a completely different way and with different implications.
That we are discussing an overtly physical act and the psychology surrounding it's examination, the more appropriately correct definition must come from a medical dictionary. Same source - that much you got right, but further on down the page. You're not exhibiting a fetish for responding here - maybe it's a bit compulsive, maybe it's a bit neurotic, but it's not a fetish in any way, shape, or form.
Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary
Main Entry: feˇtish
Variant: also feˇtich /'fet-ish also 'fEt-/
Function: noun
1. an object or bodily part whose real or fantasized presence is psychologically necessary for sexual gratification and that is an object of fixation to the extent that it may interfere with complete sexual expression
American Heritage Stedman's Medical Dictionary
fetˇish (ftsh, ftsh)
n.
1. Something, such as an object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.
2. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment.
(#2 doesn't mean what you think it means)
Hope this helps,
Benchseats Rock
That's the most intelligent response I have recieved on this subject yet, Bench. I would like us all to agree to disagree on this subject. I realize that I will not convince some of you that ATM is potentially dangerous, and you will not convince me otherwise. I will try again to call a truce to this subject...with no more name calling or disparaging comments.
Good health and best wishes to you all.
[Somehow I knew you were going to ask that. I did tell her - but only after we had finished up and were smoking in the galley. I'm also very happy to report that it was a turn on for her to know she'd been unknowingly defiled and she told me to tell my girlfriend that she has a tasty little shithole. It's not quite there yet, but I fully intend to devote my full attention towards getting these two together at the same time.]
Ive dont this many times. It is hot because your looking at the girl slopping everything and you know she is into it. I have also had the same thing done to me from my partners which is something I have learned to love even more. I guess I like ladies who have appetites :-)
Shark in OC
08-25-07, 15:24
That's the most intelligent response I have recieved on this subject yet, Bench. I would like us all to agree to disagree on this subject. I realize that I will not convince some of you that ATM is potentially dangerous, and you will not convince me otherwise. I will try again to call a truce to this subject...with no more name calling or disparaging comments.
Good health and best wishes to you all.
Sex is "potentially" dangerous because you could get AIDs or other STDs.
So you should stop that too.
I hope you are not too embarrassed yet again by Benchseats' confirmation of the definition of "fetish" in the context of sexual activity. You quote the wrong part of the definition when it comes to that. The definition with regard to sexual activity, as I pointed out before, does define an act necessary for sexual performance. The portion of the definition that you allege that I fall under has nothing to do with sex, which is what we are talking about here for god sake.
Thanks for not calling people names any more. Your point about ingesting human feces would probably have been well taken if you did not decide to go on your campaign to disparage me and my sexual life with my GF, in a forum partly dedicated to the very subject you claim is dangerous. By your blantently insulting comments, you obviously did not just merely "disagree" with my sexual preferences with my GF. You got downright angry about my personal preference with my GF to perform ATM, and told me I am a "sociopath." So I hope you learned something about effective communication, and how to make your point intelligently by not attacking individuals and distracting from your point.
By the way, there are other forums dedicated to your mission of stopping poeple from performing specific sex acts. You should save us all and go and voice your concerns in those forums Freebie. Maybe ask for funding from corporations to start a campaign against ATM.
Finally, about this:
.... did you inform your fuck-buddy that your unshowered dick had been recently buried deep in the shithole of another woman? (who knows, for some women that might have been a turn on)
Also, you don't have to see shit or smell shit for shit to be present. Bacteria is small (that's why they have microscopes in science class).
.....
Did you just marry your highschool sweatheart? Never slept with anybody else? You come on to a site like this and judge me, and others I take it, for having multiple sexual partners over their life time? That is just insane. Go to church and complain about us, the celebs in Hollywood, and the World for that matter, or better yet, get over your jealousy, and go out there and meet people, instead of judging here.
By the way, talk about MY obsession with YOU? You went and did a survey of all my posts and counted my sexual partners? Did you print them out, post them on your wall, and masturbate to them? Talk about "obession" and "fetish"!!!!
I tell you, if you go to a dictionary and look up "playa hata'" (player hater for those who don't speak ebonics), a picture of Freebie Bean would be there. Stop hating, and go make yourself more happy in life. Please.
-Shark-
I am posting to explicitly support Freebie's comments and I hope those that have been silent will do the same.
I can hardly believe the scorn and BS that the poster Freebie has received after his extremely mild and limited criticism. Frankly he was way too forgiving.
I've already wasted enough time signing up to post this comment, so I won't analyze 13 or so pages of posts, but some things that stick out are a complete willingness to knowingly inflict pain, cause bleeding, degradation, humiliation, and coerce ass to mouth without consent. Does it really need to be said that anal sex should not be painful and should never involve bleeding? I hope that level of basic awareness is not necessary here.
For example:
"She still complains that anal sex hurts too much, makes her blead a lot of the time, and I should find a way to not want it so badly. Of course, I have told her that it is a fetish of mine"
"Sshe specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again."
"She claimed it hurt to much and she did not want to do it any more. I convinced her that it is a fettish of mine, and I need to f her in the A in order"
"I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy."
Boomer 420
08-29-07, 11:27
I am posting to explicitly support Freebie's comments and I hope those that have been silent will do the same.
I can hardly believe the scorn and BS that the poster Freebie has received after his extremely mild and limited criticism. Frankly he was way too forgiving.
I've already wasted enough time signing up to post this comment, so I won't analyze 13 or so pages of posts, but some things that stick out are a complete willingness to knowingly inflict pain, cause bleeding, degradation, humiliation, and coerce ass to mouth without consent. Does it really need to be said that anal sex should not be painful and should never involve bleeding? I hope that level of basic awareness is not necessary here.
For example:
"She still complains that anal sex hurts too much, makes her blead a lot of the time, and I should find a way to not want it so badly. Of course, I have told her that it is a fetish of mine"
"Sshe specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again."
"She claimed it hurt to much and she did not want to do it any more. I convinced her that it is a fettish of mine, and I need to f her in the A in order"
"I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy."You wouldn't come off as an ignorant hick if you learned how to spell correctly. Or at least learned how to use the spell checker tool on just about every program on your computer that you can type words on. Believe it or not, you were supposed to learn how to spell in elementary school but I guess when you only go for a few years you can get cut some slack... Even if you think you are the smartest person on the planet, when all someone has to judge you by is your written word, multiple misspelled words just makes you look like a dumbass...
Shark in OC
08-29-07, 17:26
I am posting to explicitly support Freebie's comments and I hope those that have been silent will do the same.
I can hardly believe the scorn and BS that the poster Freebie has received after his extremely mild and limited criticism. Frankly he was way too forgiving.
I've already wasted enough time signing up to post this comment, so I won't analyze 13 or so pages of posts, but some things that stick out are a complete willingness to knowingly inflict pain, cause bleeding, degradation, humiliation, and coerce ass to mouth without consent. Does it really need to be said that anal sex should not be painful and should never involve bleeding? I hope that level of basic awareness is not necessary here.
For example:
"She still complains that anal sex hurts too much, makes her blead a lot of the time, and I should find a way to not want it so badly. Of course, I have told her that it is a fetish of mine"
"Sshe specficially requested that she not have to taste her own ass like that again."
"She claimed it hurt to much and she did not want to do it any more. I convinced her that it is a fettish of mine, and I need to f her in the A in order"
"I pushed it in so that the tip of my penis was engolfed in her ass, and she was visiably in pain, and breathing heavy."
Just worry about yourself and your own life. Please. You can judge me all you want. Every woman I have ever been with, and solicited help on proper lubrication, etc., which is mostly what the above, out of context, quotes were about, has been a free, willing, ADULT, and could make their own decisions, and could have said no to anything. Each of the women I have posted on still calls me today, wants to have sex, including anal.
The whole idea of those quotes were to solicit help on LIMITING the obvious pain that any woman goes through the first time she has anal sex. If you think your girl, or boy for that matter, did not have pain the first time he/she took anal sex, you are an idiot and are kidding yourself.
So don't even try. It was a waste of your stupid time to sign up to make this post, and a waste of space in this forum for guys similaraly situated trying to get help on lubicants, etc.
You are probably Freebie, signed up under a different screen name, just to gather false support for yourself becuase you are right, you can't find any.
Your stupid comment that anything I have posted was about something that has been performed with a woman "without consent" speaks for itself.
If you are not Freebie, you and he should go to church together.
-Shark-
I've had anal with about 30 something women in my life. NEVER EVER did they have anal pain and bleeding? They obviously never would come back for more, regardless what kind of fetish I told them I have.
First and forth most, proper lubrication, LUBE LUBE LUBE and more lube for starters. A little spit AIN'T GONNA work.Eros lube for women and astroguide are much better then KY jelly.
Second THE WOMAN THAT IS RECEIVING THE DICK, IS IN CHARGE.... Hold that stiff one still and allow them to move back and forth on to it. That way she or (he for you homo's) can adjust to the feeling with no PAIN.
LOLOL IF THERE is bleeding and pain let her switch up with a strap-on ( get the big black cock one --BBC ) and tear your ass open......lol
You leave for two weeks only to come back & find a debate over ATM. What ever happend to writing about good ol'fashion anal sex, damn I miss that. Anyway here is a little something that might make YOU germaphobes have an anxiety attack or perhaps even worse.
Last night I saw my regular korean provider who let me do a "Merry-go Round" on her. For those who do not know what this is. It's basically sticking your dick in her mouth for a few minutes then you penetrate her pussy for a while & then you fuck her in the ass. You keep repeating the cycle until you make the deposit in any of the 3 holes. I always like to finish inside the brown eye, which she enjoyed very much.
Misfit
Benchseats Rock
08-31-07, 07:00
I've had anal with about 30 something women in my life. NEVER EVER did they have anal pain and bleeding? They obviously never would come back for more, regardless what kind of fetish I told them I have.
First and forth most, proper lubrication, LUBE LUBE LUBE and more lube for starters. A little spit AIN'T GONNA work.Eros lube for women and astroguide are much better then KY jelly.
Second THE WOMAN THAT IS RECEIVING THE DICK, IS IN CHARGE.... Hold that stiff one still and allow them to move back and forth on to it. That way she or (he for you homo's) can adjust to the feeling with no PAIN.
LOLOL IF THERE is bleeding and pain let her switch up with a strap-on ( get the big black cock one --BBC ) and tear your ass open......lol
I read this and wonder...Are you advocating experimentation with gay sex or are you saying you have a small dick?
Hey dude, clean out your PM box it's full.
Misfit
Anyone run across a women that her asshole got just as wet as her pussy.
If I put my dick in an asshole that was wet *naturally* (no lube), I would hold my nose, pull out right away, and go clean off the shit.
It just ain't biologically possible.
I've been with chicks that *lubed up* in advance since they knew that greek was on the agenda - might seem like they were naturally wet had I not known.
Two nights last week I carried a girl to the Lake and her butt seem to get wet but I believe it was my precum. Once before I tried to butt F--- her it was so tight couldn't get it in. She got high on Vodka and that thwang slide right in. I rubbed some precum on it thou. She said she cum from the banging. Then I washed up and turned her over. She was disappointed I didn't unload in her.
BC
If I put my dick in an asshole that was wet *naturally* (no lube), I would hold my nose, pull out right away, and go clean off the shit.
It just ain't biologically possible.
I've been with chicks that *lubed up* in advance since they knew that greek was on the agenda - might seem like they were naturally wet had I not known.
Hey dude have you not heard of an assgasm. Now I have not experienced one myself but what I have heard is that the girl is so excited that she releases some sort of slippery mucous which is similar to an orgasm but in the ass. My current regular provider does such a good job of keeping her anus clean & wet (pre-lubed) that I have no complaints what so ever.
Misfit
World Wise
10-08-07, 10:24
Guys, both my current GF and a previous GF enjoy anal, and could get off in what you'll discribe as assgams. But neither of them supplied any luburent thru their ass. I use plenty of lube of course, but I never noticed anything that she supplied. I don't think the necessary ducts are there on the back-side, like they are on the front side. If you find a girl that sincerely enjoys anal, then regular front-side sex almost becomes foreplay.
Sarang Haeyo
11-08-07, 13:11
Here is the piece de resistance: http://www.2girls1cup.com/
How's that you anal connoisseurs? Anal enough for you?
Benchseats Rock
11-08-07, 13:36
Here is the piece de resistance: http://www.2girls1cup.com/
How's that you anal connoisseurs? Anal enough for you?
I can't believe I made it through the whole thing without puking.
That's some sick stuff.
Fucking AOL won't let me see the http://www.2girls1cup.com/
page cause it is considered a spam solicitation site.
Anynody know a way around this. I want to see if the content is strong enough to make me to toss my cookies.
Misfit
Make It Good
11-20-07, 16:36
But neither of them supplied any luburent thru their ass. I use plenty of lube of course, but I never noticed anything that she supplied. I don't think the necessary ducts are there on the back-side, like they are on the front side.That's because their isn't any. It's not designed to have something shoved in it. Always use lube or you may hurt her.
Mighty Max
11-21-07, 18:07
Fucking AOL won't let me see the http://www.2girls1cup.com/
page cause it is considered a spam solicitation site.
Anynody know a way around this. I want to see if the content is strong enough to make me to toss my cookies.
Misfit
Dude,
I have seen some sick shit... but this is really sick. It started out nice... then quickly it went all wrong. Yes, it is strong enough to make you toss your cookies and more.
YECH,
Max
Dude,
I have seen some sick shit... but this is really sick. It started out nice... then quickly it went all wrong. Yes, it is strong enough to make you toss your cookies and more.
YECH,
Max
Inquiring minds want to know, I can't see this sick shit cause my stupid ISP won't let me. Anybody care to explain what we are talking about here. Are we refering to Scatology? Or better yet post a pic if anyone can.
Misfit
Inquiring minds want to know, I can't see this sick shit cause my stupid ISP won't let me. Anybody care to explain what we are talking about here. Are we refering to Scatology? Or better yet post a pic if anyone can.
Misfit
I would like to see some pictures also. I'm with Netscape Connect. I tryed it at home and it wouldn't work. I'm at the fish camp and it won't work here. Help Please.
BC
Snickers450
11-23-07, 13:08
I would like to see some pictures also. I'm with Netscape Connect. I tryed it at home and it wouldn't work. I'm at the fish camp and it won't work here. Help Please.
BCWOW, That stuff is too much for me. I had to stop it after the fist 30 seconds.
Traveler One
11-23-07, 13:56
WOW, That stuff is too much for me. I had to stop it after the fist 30 seconds.
DO NOT GO TO THAT SITE! You will puke.
The One Jack
11-23-07, 22:16
I would like to see some pictures also. I'm with Netscape Connect. I tryed it at home and it wouldn't work. I'm at the fish camp and it won't work here. Help Please.
BCFish camp? What about that?
Inquiring minds want to know, I can't see this sick shit cause my stupid ISP won't let me. Anybody care to explain what we are talking about here. Are we refering to Scatology? Or better yet post a pic if anyone can.
Misfit
I would give this a try:
http://www.torproject.org/overview.html.en
or better yet, use firefox with torbutton addin:
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/2275
I remember I used to work for a porn shop some years ago where it did sell vids on coprophilia. But, watching that video took it to places I don't ever wanna go!. God that was just sickening.
Fucking AOL won't let me see the http://www.2girls1cup.com/ page cause it is considered a spam solicitation site.
Anynody know a way around this. I want to see if the content is strong enough to make me to toss my cookies.
MisfitTwo nice looking women that do sick shit to the extreme. I showed to these 2 chicks & 1 of them puked while the other gave me this "nasty" look. But two show you how sick we can be; they still said let me see it one more time while I laughed.
I thought I'd seen everything. Damn. This ranks right up there with that beheading video as something I wish I hadn't seen. How in the world they found ONE chick willing to do that is one thing, but TWO chicks? And some guy who was able to hold the camera steady? Like I said. Damn!
Shark in OC
11-28-07, 19:22
I thought I'd seen everything. Damn. This ranks right up there with that beheading video as something I wish I hadn't seen. How in the world they found ONE chick willing to do that is one thing, but TWO chicks? And some guy who was able to hold the camera steady? Like I said. Damn!
I thought we had reached a new low in this thread when I was told I was a psychopath for asking my GF to do ATM. I now realize that there is always a lower low than low.
This is truely a sick video, although I question its authenticity. I think at some point, they replaced the excrement with chocolate icecream before they started to eat.
-Shark-
Benchseats Rock
11-28-07, 20:11
This is truely a sick video, although I question its authenticity. I think at some point, they replaced the excrement with chocolate icecream before they started to eat.
-Shark-
You sure about that?
:D
Bench
Boys,
That video is simply sick!
YoHimBeBrother
11-28-07, 22:29
Thats just freakin sick.
I can't believe I made it through the whole thing without puking.
That's some sick stuff.
I would like to see some pictures also. I'm with Netscape Connect. I tryed it at home and it wouldn't work. I'm at the fish camp and it won't work here. Help Please.
BC
Well I finally saw the infamous sick video. Nothing like some good ol scat & vomit play to get these girls all hot. It was really intense. I have got to hand it to the Japanese, they really know there Scatology.
Anybody who can't see the video, try going to the main source. Try the link below. But beware if you have a weak stomach you may toss your cookies.
http://www.flurl.com/item/2girls1cup_Official_Video_u_279710
Misfit
Southernman 64
12-01-07, 10:36
I saw what yall were saying, but I had seen some ruff stuff before. I was wrong, this tops them all! Be forwarned this was some sick shit!
This is truely a sick video, although I question its authenticity. I think at some point, they replaced the excrement with chocolate icecream before they started to eat.
-Shark-
I questioned it too, but the vomit part is not faked, so...the other stuff must be real.
I can't believe I made it through the whole thing without puking.
That's some sick stuff.Bench, Coming from you, that is more of a statement than most readers can comprehend. Way overboard. I didn't finish it--and damn proud of myself, too.
This one, while of questionable wisdom in the nature of the game, sure the fuck is HOT! Excellent videography and very kinky.
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=132694
Enjoy,
LL
Very hot indeed. One of my first Greek experiences was with a hooker who was totally into the whole back & forth thing. I'd pump her ass for a bit, then she'd tell me to fuck her pussy. Who am I to say no to a horny lady? I'd pull out of her ass and slip into her pussy and pretty soon she'd cum hard. Then she'd tell me to fuck her ass some more. Sure thing, sweetheart! Back and forth several times like that. Damn it was hot! I think she would get to the brink from the ass-fucking, but needed her pussy fucked to bring her over the top. I'll bet she digs DP! Unfortunately she dropped of the radar a few years ago.
I didn't realize the health risks at the time. I'll probably be a bit reluctant in the future.
Sarang Haeyo
12-11-07, 13:19
Bench, Coming from you, that is more of a statement than most readers can comprehend. Way overboard. I didn't finish it--and damn proud of myself, too.
This one, while of questionable wisdom in the nature of the game, sure the fuck is HOT! Excellent videography and very kinky.
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=132694
Enjoy,
LL
Totally un-HOT! First and foremost, that French dude has to have the hairiest set of balls, etc. I've ever seen. Proving once again that the French have yet to discover the art of the trim. At least his fingernails are clean.
That snatch he's poking is just as hairy and looks like it was the prototype for the Predator's mouth. Her nails are well manicured however.
I'll be the first guy to promote ass to pussy and vice-versa but if it comes to 2girls1cup vs. this yutuvu video, I'll pick the former.
Showed 2girls1cup to Mrs. Haeyo. She sat there impassively. I'm sure, in her line of work, she's seen much worse than that.
Rockhunter
12-12-07, 14:57
Hi,
I am looking for a strapon video, female to male. Any one know of any?
Thank you -
Bendover Boyfriend
Bendover Boyfriend II
Both are more "how to" than hardcore porn. BOB II is less instructional in tone than BOB I. Both are of the style that you easily watch them with the wife or gf.
Phompee
Sarang Haeyo
12-12-07, 16:14
Hi,
I am looking for a strapon video, female to male. Any one know of any?
Thank you -
www.straponchicks.com
I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt.
Sarang Haeyo
12-13-07, 09:21
Rock? Rock Hudson, is that you?? Isn't that style a bit too late?
Can't recall the link but the title is: 'Out of Closet Deceased Leading Man Takes it in the Ass from Dominating Doris Day Duplicate Dildo Donning Dominatrix'
I think you can find it in the Necrophilia section of your local porn store.
I thought we had reached a new low in this thread when I was told I was a psychopath for asking my GF to do ATM. I now realize that there is always a lower low than low.
This is truely a sick video, although I question its authenticity. I think at some point, they replaced the excrement with chocolate icecream before they started to eat.
-Shark-I lasted 2 seconds. The gurls look hot but once she let go. I almost let go. How do you watch this stuff?
Sarang Haeyo
12-14-07, 09:34
I lasted 2 seconds. The gurls look hot but once she let go. I almost let go. How do you watch this stuff?
makes me fucking hungry.
Doctor Man Toy
12-14-07, 17:21
I will never look at a woman's asshole the same way. I would much rather pack it with my cock than watch them eat the shit that comes out.
Sarang Haeyo
12-15-07, 12:08
I will never look at a woman's asshole the same way. I would much rather pack it with my cock than watch them eat the shit that comes out.
Can't we do both?
Hi,
I am looking for a strapon video, female to male. Any one know of any?
Thank you -
http://www.straponchicks.com/
That's just wrong!
I mean if the recieving partner was a girl & it was a girl on girl thing. Then I would be fine with it. But a strapon up a guys ass is more nasty than the chocolate cup. Can your say Ouch!
Misfit
Baltimonger
12-16-07, 13:17
Hi,
I am looking for a strapon video, female to male. Any one know of any?
Thank you -
Try the National Organization of Women in Washington DC.
Peach Skoal
12-16-07, 17:39
Try the National Organization of Women in Washington DC.LMAFO!
Scary thingis, you are right:)
Rockhunter
12-18-07, 18:23
Dear Gentleman,
Let's take it easy, I don't want it up the butt from you fellows.
By the way, what is LMAFO?
Doctor Man Toy
12-18-07, 19:56
I haven't tried anal, does it feel good?
Why do you think most of us want it so often!
Sarang Haeyo
12-18-07, 20:48
By the way, what is LMAFO ?
Lubricating My Ass (which is about to get) Fucked (by a woman wearing a strapon) (with) Oil
Baltimonger
01-01-08, 15:47
www.straponchicks.com
I don't care what planet you're from, that's gotta hurt.
Is this an optical illusion?:
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=139965
Ouch!!!
Rockhunter
01-01-08, 22:39
Some guys have all the luck, don't they?
A little bit on the s&m side but a strapon none-the-less.
Keep on sending them.
Thanks - Rockhunter
Sarang Haeyo
01-02-08, 10:37
Is this an optical illusion?:
http://www.yuvutu.com/modules.php?name=Video&op=view&video_id=139965
Ouch!!!
That's the instructional video from the 'Acme Home Colonoscopy Kit'
Available at fine retail outlets everwhere.
$137.97
Heels and lube included
Obviously NOT his first check up.
That's the instructional video from the 'Acme Home Colonoscopy Kit'
Available at fine retail outlets everwhere.
$137.97
Heels and lube included
Obviously NOT his first check up.
It's coming out of his mouth on the other end and giving another woman a good six inches.
Doctor Man Toy
01-09-08, 15:50
Being the sender and not the receiver in anal play.
Doctor Man Toy
01-16-08, 17:52
absoluteamateurgirls.com/trailers/10/trailer.wmv
absoluteamateurgirls.com/trailers/10/trailer.wmvSweet. Thanks for the vid!
Rockhunter
01-29-08, 17:31
I could not open the video, it sent me to her url in Phoenix. Can any one send me a link that works?
Thank you ...
Anyone have any experience with this?
http://www.aneros.com/default.php
If you will pm me.
Sarang Haeyo
01-31-08, 09:20
Anyone have any experience with this?
http://www.aneros.com/default.php
If you will pm me.
I don't know what happens if you shove it up your ass but it looks like it would make a great towel holder.
Anyone have any experience with this?
http://www.aneros.com/default.php
If you will pm me.
Don't take this the wrong way, but I bet you enjoy going to the doctor to get a prostate exam. It's a double standard. If a guy likes things being shoved up his ass, It makes him...oh I don't know perhaps GAY. On the other hand if a girl enjoys backdoor action then it just makes her POPULAR. When the hell did this thread start being about shoving objects up a male anus? Let's get back to discussing good old anal sex with GIRLS!
Misfit
I agree with Misfit, this forum has gotten too far out there. Let's stick to anal sex with women. All that other stuff should have it's own forum.
Doctor Man Toy
02-15-08, 19:33
Let's get back on track to help each other find providers that are okay with anal intercourse.
Rockhunter
02-16-08, 15:57
http://www.redtube.com/3767
http://www.redtube.com/3767
Damn that is a really bad suprise.
Misfit
Isn't anyone out there getting any backdoor action?
Isn't anyone out there getting any backdoor action?
I hope to get some today. They locked up my darlin 8 months ago. I've had 2 maybe 3 since then. Had some say they would but after coupla licks it hurts to bad. Sandra says she will do it. Hadn't in the past but offered her enough this time. 28 yro nice ass. Looks built for butt banging..
BC
Had some say they would but after coupla licks it hurts to bad.
I think this hot little asian falls into the same category that BC was reffering to. Enjoy the video clip.
http://sex4adults.net/her-first-anal-sex/5Lana/04.wmv
Misfit
Man he butt was so tight. I put superglide all over the hole. Put on rubber gloves and placed some inside. Could not get her to relax. The more i ran my finger in and out tighter it got. She wants to do it but can't relax. Got the head in but the rest wouldn't go. We will try again. She wants to do it but so far no luck. She said a gut got the head in the other day same thing no luck. Any advice.
BC
Could not get her to relax. She wants to do it but can't relax.This could be hard work (no pun intended).
She could try a butt plug to stretch herself a bit. You can even buy a set of graduated anal dilators from a medical fetish place like Beth Tyler or Medical Toys.
Give her a nice long massage. Make her come first once or twice.
You already know about lots of lube and taking it slow and easy.
Warning: Never use desensitizing agents for anal play.
Have fun trying, and good luck.
D
Slowmotion
03-09-08, 17:34
Daka1,
Thats new to me why not desensitizing lube?
Has worked for me in the past?
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