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Thanks guys, only German I know is "nien". Which you never want to hear come out of a girls mouth, when you shove junior in the Arsch.
Misfit
Thanks guys, only German I know is "nien". Which you never want to hear come out of a girls mouth, when you shove junior in the Arsch.
MisfitUnless she is telling you how many inches she can take!
Unless she is telling you how many inches she can take!
Haha, that shit is funny.
Misfit
I was banging my latest civilian MILF last week. I had her turn over and get on her knees for K9 when she says "put in the other hole baby".
Damn I love it when THEY love it!
Damn, don't you just hate when this happens?
http://www.efukt.com/2458_Don't_Worry,_I_Got_Band-Aids.html
Misfit
Damn, don't you just hate when this happens?
http://www.efukt.com/2458_Don't_Worry,_I_Got_Band-Aids.html
MisfitJust one thing to say.
Ouch!
Can you say "20 to life".
Warning very graphic shit, if you have a weak stomach don't watch.
http://theync.com/media.php?name=9837-disturbing-home-video
Misfit
Real. The guy clearly gets off on being an abusive prick.
So - anyone doing any good ass fucking these days?
Can you say "20 to life".
Warning very graphic shit, if you have a weak stomach don't watch.
http://theync.com/media.php?name=9837-disturbing-home-video
Misfit
Kid Monger
06-18-09, 16:35
Real. The guy clearly gets off on being an abusive prick.
So - anyone doing any good ass fucking these days?Looks fake. She did not even try to fight him off
Looks fake. She did not even try to fight him off
I think the fight was gone from her. She's probably a controlled and dominated woman. Been beaten down so much she's afraid to fight. If it was fake, it would have been a better quality production. Some cam guy would have been zooming in on the action, showing her face as she was crying, etc.
BTW - back to the subject of this forum - I got some good back door action yesterday with another CL civilian I know. I took her to a gangbang and about a dozen guys got a piece of her, including several in her ass.
Anyone out there been to a gangbang where anal was available? How can a chick's ass take that much pounding? I don't know, but she loved it! She always does.
Clinton Bush
07-04-09, 02:14
See this article - http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/sns-health-farrah-fawcett-anal-cancer,0,3387594.story
Kid Monger
07-05-09, 22:58
See this article - http://www.chicagotribune.com/health/sns-health-farrah-fawcett-anal-cancer,0,3387594.storyDamn. Who would have thunk it?
I don't get the opportunity very often, but my S. O. Let me put my dick in her ass last night. It was a tit for tat so to speak, I gave her a nice relaxing tickle massage, and she made the offer. I did not argue.
What a nice feeling. I look forward to the next chance.
I don't get the opportunity very often, but my S. O. Let me put my dick in her ass last night. It was a tit for tat so to speak, I gave her a nice relaxing tickle massage, and she made the offer. I did not argue.
What a nice feeling. I look forward to the next chance.
If you do it right, next time she won't just "let" you, she'll ask you!
I'm guessing since it was your S.O., you were bareback? Man, that's the best! Did you nut in her ass? Nothing sweeter than an anal creampie!
If you do it right, next time she won't just "let" you, she'll ask you!
I'm guessing since it was your S.O., you were bareback? Man, that's the best! Did you nut in her ass? Nothing sweeter than an anal creampie!She asked if I wanted to after the massage when I fully expected vanilla. So I course I took the opportunity. And yes, it was bare back and the feeling was awsone, creamed her up good.
She asked if I wanted to after the massage when I fully expected vanilla. So I course I took the opportunity. And yes, it was bare back and the feeling was awsone, creamed her up good.Been waiting for my moment. Would love to have that!
Just take your time and go slow, it took me years of working it in my SO's ass. She started getting more and more into it, and then one night after alot of pool and hut tube time and alot of drinking we went at it and then she told me to put it in her ass, that was the longest i have ever lasted in her ass, but by the end i was banging that ass so hard and she was getting into it, just had to keep it lubed up. so now she will ask for it without me trying and now starts telling me harder and don't stop. I put alot of work into getting her here but it was all worth it.
Just take your time and go slow, it took me years of working it in my SO's ass. She started getting more and more into it, and then one night after alot of pool and hut tube time and alot of drinking we went at it and then she told me to put it in her ass, that was the longest i have ever lasted in her ass, but by the end i was banging that ass so hard and she was getting into it, just had to keep it lubed up. so now she will ask for it without me trying and now starts telling me harder and don't stop. I put alot of work into getting her here but it was all worth it.I've tried for years without success.
Need to find it away from home.
Hugh Jardon
07-31-09, 22:09
I don't get the opportunity very often, but my S. O. Let me put my dick in her ass last night. It was a tit for tat so to speak, I gave her a nice relaxing tickle massage, and she made the offer. I did not argue.
What a nice feeling. I look forward to the next chance.
"Tit for tat"?
Does that mean she gave you a pegging?:)
Ohh how I love the anal acrobat.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2041201171
"Tit for tat"?
Does that mean she gave you a pegging?:)No pegging that time, it was massage for anal sex. Although I have been known to take a finger during hand jobs and oral.
Clinton Bush
08-06-09, 21:20
No pegging that time, it was massage for anal sex. Although I have been known to take a finger during hand jobs and oral.
Usually in the 4th quarter like a QB takes a knee - LOL It is a sure fire way to induce an explosion of hot white volcanic ash
Here is a link to a video playing my song http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=backdoor+man+doors&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
Usually in the 4th quarter like a QB takes a knee - LOL It is a sure fire way to induce an explosion of hot white volcanic ash
Here is a link to a video playing my song http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=backdoor+man+doors&hl=en&emb=0&aq=f#
The Doors are legendary, I agree with you there. But there is no way in hell anyone is sticking a digit in my backdoor. Unless (he or she) have a diploma hanging on the wall with an MD at the end of there name. Plus wearing a latex glove at the time of insertion. If these are not the circumstances, then it's just wrong.
Misfit
Clinton Bush
08-09-09, 17:06
The Doors are legendary, I agree with you there. But there is no way in hell anyone is sticking a digit in my backdoor. Unless (he or she) have a diploma hanging on the wall with an MD at the end of there name. Plus wearing a latex glove at the time of insertion. If these are not the circumstances, then it's just wrong.
Misfit
For street girls I understand. I usually go the AMP route and enjoy having the prostate massagee. Sometimes it is gloved and sometimes not but if the girl's hands are clean from the table shower, what is the concern?
If there is a health risk, please post a link. Thanks
R Consultant
08-18-09, 20:12
I wonder what damage a provider could do with her nails and so forth. I would think that you just can't poke anywhere without damaging your prostate.
I think you really would needs some special training. If you let any provider start poking around you could end up injured.
What do you think?
For street girls I understand. I usually go the AMP route and enjoy having the prostate massagee. Sometimes it is gloved and sometimes not but if the girl's hands are clean from the table shower, what is the concern?
If there is a health risk, please post a link. Thanks
Hugh Jardon
08-22-09, 16:07
No pegging that time, it was massage for anal sex. Although I have been known to take a finger during hand jobs and oral.
I'm down for that, too.
The AMPs are great at the ol' fickle finger and the Asian Rim, aren't they?
I wonder what damage a provider could do with her nails and so forth. I would think that you just can't poke anywhere without damaging your prostate.
I think you really would needs some special training. If you let any provider start poking around you could end up injured.
What do you think?
I agree with you. Nothing like a good old french tip nail to stimulate the prostate. Not inside this backdoor.
Now a tongue insertion is a whole different thing, I am Pro-Rim. But I am Anti-Digit.
Misfit
Man, you guys don't know what you're missing! I love having a woman fuck my asshole with her fingers while jacking me off. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Man, you guys don't know what you're missing! I love having a woman fuck my asshole with her fingers while jacking me off. Don't knock it until you've tried it.I got the offer once at CHM, but was too shy to go for it. Wish I had! She broke out the glove and lube and was ready!
Too bad, missed opportunity.
Well some of you may wince, but I let a lady-friend use a small dildo in my ass once. She said if i wanted to stick my dick in her ass, I oughta see what it's like for myself. Fair enough. I must say, it actually felt pretty good. But not near as good her pounding HER ass felt afterwards!
It did teach me the importance of going slow, and letting her acclimate a bit before going deeper.
Damn guys, to each his own. But there is no way in hell, Im letting ANYTHING in my rear. Sure there careful & as some of you put it even use a latex glove. But if you guys are not careful & the girl get's a little too into it. This just might happen.
http://www.efukt.com/20550_Shoulder_Deep.html
I would just hate to see some members of this site get hurt.
Misfit
Isn't anyone banging the back door? C'mon and tell us about it! I don't go a week without some ass action. I'm addicted! Fortunately I have a cute little fuck-buddy who loves it.
Ren tell us about your FB, any pictures?
Ren tell us about your FB, any pictures?
...but yesterday she invited a friend and I got to hit both of them in backside repeatedly.
I swear by Craig's List Casual Encounters! You can find some amazing sex if you're patient and learn how to navigate the BS.
Search back a year or so on my posts here to see pix of me *in* one of my CL FBs!
I haven't paid for pussy - or ass - in a long time, and get some at least once a week.
Jacksbackin
10-09-09, 17:07
I swear by Craig's List Casual Encounters! You can find some amazing sex if you're patient and learn how to navigate the BS.
Search back a year or so on my posts here to see pix of me *in* one of my CL FBs!
I haven't paid for pussy - or ass - in a long time, and get some at least once a week.To navigate the BS on Craigslist Casual Encounters. Seems like everyone is a scam to sign up for a verification service or a webcam.
Can you give us more info about the clues you use to find real FBs?
Jack
Murdogg525
10-11-09, 00:08
Had a twofer tonite. Thought I would share the view with you.
Yeah I learned the hard way that 99.9% of those ads are spambots, etc. Waste of time. Same goes for CL. That guy above might want to take off his ring for pics. You never know who is looking at the photos. Strictly bush league sir. Who stepped on the duck? :)
I was thinking the same thing, dude take off the wedding ring. Once the ring is off, it's all good. Good pics.
Misfit
Can you give us more info about the clues you use to find real FBs?
Two things - patience, and knowing when to cut your losses -
Search my post history. I have written tutorials on the subject!
I was thinking the same thing, dude take off the wedding ring. Once the ring is off, it's all good. Good pics.
Misfit
Well I know dogg personally and he uses the ring to check her oil. Pushes the finger in to the ring band. If he doesn't hit oil he knows its time to give her a good butt fucking to fill her up again. If your ever in Mpho these 2 you need to go see. They both a hell'va fuck. Beem there and done that. Matter of fact for several years.
MY.02
BC
Murdogg525
10-13-09, 21:19
Hey BC....this rounds for you.
Hey BC....this rounds for you.
Damn dogg you gonna make me leave the Lake early and cum back home. I see you over filled it. She will have to wait one more day then she will need another oil change. LOL LOL I love the shots. Your welcome.,
BC
Hi all. Always been an anal fan. Current GF does not like it. However once I had a GF who liked it in the ass and would take a viberator and stick it up her pussy as I was nailing her ass. WOW did that feel great. Could not imagine how good it felt till I tried it with her. I do like sticking a finger up the back door while fucking my current GF in the pussy. Makes her tighten up some. Sure feels good. I am an AMP fan and love the light massage on all the nerve endings around the anal area . However digital penatration is not my thing. But a tounge job and anal riming with a finger and or tougne feel great when having sex. oral or getting a hand job. Best I had was in Austraila. Gotta go to Sidney to have a great time. Best Massage Parlor of all time. , Just my 02c worth.
Good news is off to Vegas tomarrow. Gotta nail some action there. gonna be fun.
That oil is looking a little dirty, might have to change it more often.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=83908
Misfit
That oil is looking a little dirty, might have to change it more often.
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=83908
MisfitThat's just bad
You think that's bad, check this out. I was under the impression the majority of Latina girls did not mind a burrito in the rear.
http://www.efukt.com/20584_Yo_No_Quiero_Butt_Fuck.html
Misfit
My experience is about 2 of 3 will, one of 1 demands it!
Member #4197
10-27-09, 08:38
My experience is about 2 of 3 will, one of 1 demands it!Butter as a lubricant. Classic!
Butter as a lubricant. Classic!Jam it baby!
Cameltopian
10-31-09, 19:51
Oh come on! Can you really be that stupid to think that you can "sneak" something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously just as clueless about it as you if you were "sobbing yourself to sleep" after she tried her vibrator on you.
Clumsiness is unbecoming in a lover, so if you want to be coming in your lover, you'd better know what you're doing.
I have *never* met a woman who didn't like it up the butt. Perhaps not at first because of misconceptions about it or the failures of inadequate former lovers, but when they were finally with someone who knew what he was doing back there, they learned why pleasuring the 100, 000+ nerve endings in the backdoor can be more fun than the 20, 000 in the front.
Besides, it adds a "dirty/naughty/nasty little ****" feeling that you can't achieve vaginally. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "bbb. B. Bbut I'm not supposed to like anything THERE! " as she's bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.
I didn't mean to spend this much time on what was originally going to be a smart-assed reply, but if I'm anything, it's thorough, so here's my newly created.
Guidelines for Anyone Thinking About Shoving Anything Up Anyone Else's Butt in a Safe and Pleasurable Manner
(written for the male, but applicable to everyone of legal age. All quotations are real and I've heard them numerous times.
I've tried to be an Equal Opportunity Offender and tittilate with this article, so you'll find some man-bashing and some locker room jokes interspersed throughout.)
1. I'll say this on her behalf, "Do a LITTLE fucking research before you attempt any Anal Plundering & Pillaging, moron! " Most women won't say that, so I will say it for them. Read that again. If you're truly interested in butt sex, then read about it. Learn about it. Get to know it. Watching some coked up, uncle molested bleach blond ***** in "Country Anal Angels 5: The Poop Scootin' Boogie" doesn't fucking count, jackass.
If you can't be bothered to read and learn about the.(well, I don't wanna, but I'll just say it) "ins and outs" of anal intercourse, don't even bother mentioning it to her.
If you can know the all the stats of that damned football team dating back to SuperBowl I or know how to properly set the timing on your engine, then you can damned well take the time to learn how to fuck your woman properly in the ass.
2. Treat her bunghole better than the way you'd want yours treated. Would you like the doctor to shove a half lubed, half bone dry tube up your brown eyed wonder winky? No? Well, neither would she.
3. Proooceeeeeeed slooooooowlllly at first. Start with something small like a little dildo (see note below), small buttplug, your finger (gloved or ungloved) with enough lube to make it easy going, then about 10% more. Have her relax. Start by tickling her sphincter, not just ramming it straight in like it's some sort of new Downhill Race to My Knuckle on the X-Games.
Tickle it, swirl around it, suck her clitty simultaneously. Make use of those nerve endings and use them to your advantage. Give her some butt-foreplay and pretty soon it will start feeling "empty. Lonely" and "needing something" in it.
Then go in a little further and take your time while you're doing it. Slowly continue the circles and it won't be long until she "needs more".
4. Lather, rinse, repeat. (well, OK, don't "rinse") Get her to enjoy two or three fingers before you try plowing her virgin garden with the mighty manly sausage o' love. Your fingers have the advantage of being "incremental". Two fingers is only slightly more than one which is only slightly more than none.
Your cock isn't. It goes from nothing to something with very little transition. That's useful later, but not to an anal virgin.
5. You're lubing an asshole, not packing your wheel bearings. Would you like to walk around with a greasy, Vaselined crack for two days because of ten minutes of pleasure? Neither will she.
You don't have to use some petroleum based grease to get in there initially. Of course, that may not apply to extended anal sessions later. You don't even have to use some special anal lube. Waterbased lubes clean up with soap and water. Use 'them! Brands like Wet and (our favorite) Liquid Silk are fantastic anal lubes.
Keep it handy, though. Her butt isn't "self basting" (sorry, it's November) like her vagina is. If you sense things drying up, take the upper hand and squirt a little more on, you moron.
(sidenote: Be sure you don't leave anything labeled "Anal Lube" or "Ass Grease" on the table when someone's taking a digital picture of you.)
6. DANGEROUS ROAD AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION So you finally have the chance to put your cock/favorite dildo/buttplug where all that sunshine comes out.
* Lube that thing. Use a condom if you aren't disease free and mutually SEXclusive. * Take it slowly. Remember the transition period that the head of your cock does not provide. * Let her "adjust" to to fullness of it. * Take your friction on the "out" When you're finally in, don't start fucking it like a ****. * Don't let her hole slam shut. Don't pull all the way out then slam it back in, even if she likes that in her pussy. "Why? " you ask, because her asshole isn't her pussy. (Chances are that you are her asshole, but I digress.) There isn't a rubber band constantly trying to close the entrance to her vagina to keep things out, (the proper term for that is a "wedding band", HAH! ) so you have to treat it differently. While you can do this later when you're both a lot more experienced anally, don't do it now.
7. Positions * Doggie style first. Enjoy seeing her butt and back for awhile. Get to know what you're doing before you try. * Missionary. Yes, it's possible to fuck a woman in the ass and see the expression on her face when she cums. * Sideways, slantways, crossways. Aka, the Wonkavator. If she really wants it deep, turn her on her side and put one of her legs in the air. Then just lean forwards. * Double Penetration. Yes, your woman can be a girl of "double penetration", too. Just try not to cum from the vibrator in her pussy, 'cause then you'd be gay. O Digital DP. A subset of the above is fingering both holes while you're licking her clitty. Just keep track of which ones go where. (sidenote: this is an amazing way to warm your hand.) aka "The Clamshucker": two in the pink, two in the stink. * Turnabout's Fair Play- Yup, it is. Don't expect her to submit to your filhty perversions, you bastard, if you won't let her do it to you. You may/probably will end up liking it since you have just as many nerve endings there as does she.
You're not gay until you're cooling off with a Zima after installing the tracklighting for your buddy "Steve".
8. Don't be rude! Few and far between are the women who can come 100% from anal stimulation (unlike you. YES YOU. If you still have your prostate, you could actually be forced to ejaculate by rubbing it with a finger.) Don't be a dick and make her masturbate herself. Give her the ultimate gift*: a reach-around and do it for her.
* "ultimate" as far as I don't know a better gift to give while your penis is in their rectum.
Speaking of being a Gentleman ButtFucker, a warm washcloth, wiped gently front to back first, then only around and towards the anal area, is usually appreciated after you've just slammed your salami into her hieney for a half hour.
9. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! Be sure to listen to her when she cums. The window of opportunity for you may be closing if it's her final, rip roaring orgasm, so be prepared. Hell, by that point, most men have been thinking about Harry Carry singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" for awhile.
10. Don't do anything that could cause a trip to the hospital. This includes fucking with dildos that could be lost (there's a reason why buttplugs have that base), anything made out of regular glass (Pyrex and borosilicate glass dildos excluded, light bulbs definitely INCLUDED), or anything that could be pinched in two by an orgasmic anus. There's nothing that will bring a woman back down to earth with a rock solid THUD than realizing that you only have half of that 1/4 pound weiner from Costco in your hand.
By the way, did you know that some candles melt at body temperature and that some colored candles from overseas use lead in the color coat?
Things that can cause a trip to the hospital also includes. Hole Jumping. In short, there's a reason why poop comes out where it does. All of the flora and fauna in our bodies have specific purposes and they shouldn't mix. Well, the truth is that they can mix, but in one direction only: pussy. Butt. (No one I know has ever had any trouble with it, but I'm not a doctor. (I do, however, play one in the bedroom.))
After something comes out of her butt, absolutely under no circumstances should it go anywhere but to the sink to be washed or to a "staging towel", but you know what I mean. This goes for your dick, too. Don't be rubbing it anywhere.
If she has go to her doctor because of an infection, the doctor will know that it's all because of her asshole. The one she used to date.
What about YOU, though? What about YOUR NEEDS? . Well, if you do get a little dirty, then good. It's an asshole, you idiot. At least you're not going to get her pregnant, just take a shower and use some antibacterial soap.
Oh, and grow some nuts if you're going to be pussy about it.
Speaking of. 11. But, there's poop in there! You know what? There probably is. What are you, afraid of it? You only have to worry about there not being any poop in her rectum because you're not that fucking big, Mr. Holmes.
If company's coming over, you clean house, right? Do the same here. If either of you are concerned about getting "shit dick", check with a finger first. Besides, she really won't want you pushing a turd back inside with your manhood any more than you want to do it, so clean house with a bulb full of water from an enema syringe, postpone the anal play, or put on a ribbed condom for better traction in the mud.
(Speaking of the E-word, you don't really want to do a whole bag nor a Fleet disposable. Chances are that, unless you're playing with an klismaphiliac, she won't be that into. Well, going to those depths and chances are even better that she won't get all of the water out, anyway. A Fleet disposable enema works not by squirting water up there, but by using a highly salted solution that draws water out of her body and into her colon to increase the mass and cause an evacuation.
That's definitely not the way to avoid shit dick.
Of course, if you're into the whole medical scene thing, then good for you! )
I apologize for using the term "shit dick", but I'm simply giggling too much over it to change it.
So, there you have it. What I learned from reading all of those sex (and medical) manuals when I was a teenager and from hundreds of times actually fucking women in the ass.
Is this the be all, end all of anal sex? No, but if you violate one of the guidelines, you run the risk of removing the word "Pleasurable" from in front of "Manner", and that could get you in. Oh, geez, well I have to say it. In deep doo-doo. Submitted to Craigslist, November 30, 2005 by a man whose wonderful wife doesn't wonder if she will cum when we have sex, but "how many times until he lets me stop".
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/114790692.html
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The "squeal like a pig" part.
Oh come on! Can you really be that stupid to think that you can "sneak" something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously just as clueless about it as you if you were "sobbing yourself to sleep" after she tried her vibrator on you.
Clumsiness is unbecoming in a lover, so if you want to be coming in your lover, you'd better know what you're doing.
I have *never* met a woman who didn't like it up the butt. Perhaps not at first because of misconceptions about it or the failures of inadequate former lovers, but when they were finally with someone who knew what he was doing back there, they learned why pleasuring the 100, 000+ nerve endings in the backdoor can be more fun than the 20, 000 in the front.
Besides, it adds a "dirty/naughty/nasty little ****" feeling that you can't achieve vaginally. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "bbb. B. Bbut I'm not supposed to like anything THERE! " as she's bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.
I didn't mean to spend this much time on what was originally going to be a smart-assed reply, but if I'm anything, it's thorough, so here's my newly created.
Guidelines for Anyone Thinking About Shoving Anything Up Anyone Else's Butt in a Safe and Pleasurable Manner
(written for the male, but applicable to everyone of legal age. All quotations are real and I've heard them numerous times.
I've tried to be an Equal Opportunity Offender and tittilate with this article, so you'll find some man-bashing and some locker room jokes interspersed throughout.)
1. I'll say this on her behalf, "Do a LITTLE fucking research before you attempt any Anal Plundering & Pillaging, moron! " Most women won't say that, so I will say it for them. Read that again. If you're truly interested in butt sex, then read about it. Learn about it. Get to know it. Watching some coked up, uncle molested bleach blond ***** in "Country Anal Angels 5: The Poop Scootin' Boogie" doesn't fucking count, jackass.
If you can't be bothered to read and learn about the.(well, I don't wanna, but I'll just say it) "ins and outs" of anal intercourse, don't even bother mentioning it to her.
If you can know the all the stats of that damned football team dating back to SuperBowl I or know how to properly set the timing on your engine, then you can damned well take the time to learn how to fuck your woman properly in the ass.
2. Treat her bunghole better than the way you'd want yours treated. Would you like the doctor to shove a half lubed, half bone dry tube up your brown eyed wonder winky? No? Well, neither would she.
3. Proooceeeeeeed slooooooowlllly at first. Start with something small like a little dildo (see note below), small buttplug, your finger (gloved or ungloved) with enough lube to make it easy going, then about 10% more. Have her relax. Start by tickling her sphincter, not just ramming it straight in like it's some sort of new Downhill Race to My Knuckle on the X-Games.
Tickle it, swirl around it, suck her clitty simultaneously. Make use of those nerve endings and use them to your advantage. Give her some butt-foreplay and pretty soon it will start feeling "empty. Lonely" and "needing something" in it.
Then go in a little further and take your time while you're doing it. Slowly continue the circles and it won't be long until she "needs more".
4. Lather, rinse, repeat. (well, OK, don't "rinse") Get her to enjoy two or three fingers before you try plowing her virgin garden with the mighty manly sausage o' love. Your fingers have the advantage of being "incremental". Two fingers is only slightly more than one which is only slightly more than none.
Your cock isn't. It goes from nothing to something with very little transition. That's useful later, but not to an anal virgin.
5. You're lubing an asshole, not packing your wheel bearings. Would you like to walk around with a greasy, Vaselined crack for two days because of ten minutes of pleasure? Neither will she.
You don't have to use some petroleum based grease to get in there initially. Of course, that may not apply to extended anal sessions later. You don't even have to use some special anal lube. Waterbased lubes clean up with soap and water. Use 'them! Brands like Wet and (our favorite) Liquid Silk are fantastic anal lubes.
Keep it handy, though. Her butt isn't "self basting" (sorry, it's November) like her vagina is. If you sense things drying up, take the upper hand and squirt a little more on, you moron.
(sidenote: Be sure you don't leave anything labeled "Anal Lube" or "Ass Grease" on the table when someone's taking a digital picture of you.)
6. DANGEROUS ROAD AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION So you finally have the chance to put your cock/favorite dildo/buttplug where all that sunshine comes out.
* Lube that thing. Use a condom if you aren't disease free and mutually SEXclusive. * Take it slowly. Remember the transition period that the head of your cock does not provide. * Let her "adjust" to to fullness of it. * Take your friction on the "out" When you're finally in, don't start fucking it like a ****. * Don't let her hole slam shut. Don't pull all the way out then slam it back in, even if she likes that in her pussy. "Why? " you ask, because her asshole isn't her pussy. (Chances are that you are her asshole, but I digress.) There isn't a rubber band constantly trying to close the entrance to her vagina to keep things out, (the proper term for that is a "wedding band", HAH! ) so you have to treat it differently. While you can do this later when you're both a lot more experienced anally, don't do it now.
7. Positions * Doggie style first. Enjoy seeing her butt and back for awhile. Get to know what you're doing before you try. * Missionary. Yes, it's possible to fuck a woman in the ass and see the expression on her face when she cums. * Sideways, slantways, crossways. Aka, the Wonkavator. If she really wants it deep, turn her on her side and put one of her legs in the air. Then just lean forwards. * Double Penetration. Yes, your woman can be a girl of "double penetration", too. Just try not to cum from the vibrator in her pussy, 'cause then you'd be gay. O Digital DP. A subset of the above is fingering both holes while you're licking her clitty. Just keep track of which ones go where. (sidenote: this is an amazing way to warm your hand.) aka "The Clamshucker": two in the pink, two in the stink. * Turnabout's Fair Play- Yup, it is. Don't expect her to submit to your filhty perversions, you bastard, if you won't let her do it to you. You may/probably will end up liking it since you have just as many nerve endings there as does she.
You're not gay until you're cooling off with a Zima after installing the tracklighting for your buddy "Steve".
8. Don't be rude! Few and far between are the women who can come 100% from anal stimulation (unlike you. YES YOU. If you still have your prostate, you could actually be forced to ejaculate by rubbing it with a finger.) Don't be a dick and make her masturbate herself. Give her the ultimate gift*: a reach-around and do it for her.
* "ultimate" as far as I don't know a better gift to give while your penis is in their rectum.
Speaking of being a Gentleman ButtFucker, a warm washcloth, wiped gently front to back first, then only around and towards the anal area, is usually appreciated after you've just slammed your salami into her hieney for a half hour.
9. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! Be sure to listen to her when she cums. The window of opportunity for you may be closing if it's her final, rip roaring orgasm, so be prepared. Hell, by that point, most men have been thinking about Harry Carry singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" for awhile.
10. Don't do anything that could cause a trip to the hospital. This includes fucking with dildos that could be lost (there's a reason why buttplugs have that base), anything made out of regular glass (Pyrex and borosilicate glass dildos excluded, light bulbs definitely INCLUDED), or anything that could be pinched in two by an orgasmic anus. There's nothing that will bring a woman back down to earth with a rock solid THUD than realizing that you only have half of that 1/4 pound weiner from Costco in your hand.
By the way, did you know that some candles melt at body temperature and that some colored candles from overseas use lead in the color coat?
Things that can cause a trip to the hospital also includes. Hole Jumping. In short, there's a reason why poop comes out where it does. All of the flora and fauna in our bodies have specific purposes and they shouldn't mix. Well, the truth is that they can mix, but in one direction only: pussy. Butt. (No one I know has ever had any trouble with it, but I'm not a doctor. (I do, however, play one in the bedroom.))
After something comes out of her butt, absolutely under no circumstances should it go anywhere but to the sink to be washed or to a "staging towel", but you know what I mean. This goes for your dick, too. Don't be rubbing it anywhere.
If she has go to her doctor because of an infection, the doctor will know that it's all because of her asshole. The one she used to date.
What about YOU, though? What about YOUR NEEDS? . Well, if you do get a little dirty, then good. It's an asshole, you idiot. At least you're not going to get her pregnant, just take a shower and use some antibacterial soap.
Oh, and grow some nuts if you're going to be pussy about it.
Speaking of. 11. But, there's poop in there! You know what? There probably is. What are you, afraid of it? You only have to worry about there not being any poop in her rectum because you're not that fucking big, Mr. Holmes.
If company's coming over, you clean house, right? Do the same here. If either of you are concerned about getting "shit dick", check with a finger first. Besides, she really won't want you pushing a turd back inside with your manhood any more than you want to do it, so clean house with a bulb full of water from an enema syringe, postpone the anal play, or put on a ribbed condom for better traction in the mud.
(Speaking of the E-word, you don't really want to do a whole bag nor a Fleet disposable. Chances are that, unless you're playing with an klismaphiliac, she won't be that into. Well, going to those depths and chances are even better that she won't get all of the water out, anyway. A Fleet disposable enema works not by squirting water up there, but by using a highly salted solution that draws water out of her body and into her colon to increase the mass and cause an evacuation.
That's definitely not the way to avoid shit dick.
Of course, if you're into the whole medical scene thing, then good for you! )
I apologize for using the term "shit dick", but I'm simply giggling too much over it to change it.
So, there you have it. What I learned from reading all of those sex (and medical) manuals when I was a teenager and from hundreds of times actually fucking women in the ass.
Is this the be all, end all of anal sex? No, but if you violate one of the guidelines, you run the risk of removing the word "Pleasurable" from in front of "Manner", and that could get you in. Oh, geez, well I have to say it. In deep doo-doo. Submitted to Craigslist, November 30, 2005 by a man whose wonderful wife doesn't wonder if she will cum when we have sex, but "how many times until he lets me stop".
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For getting the word out. As a woman I can tell you that you have described the absolutely perfect introduction to anal sex. But I'd like to remind everyone that even those experienced in this area always need lube (please don't spit on my ass hole) and usually need a little warm-up.
One thing you left out is that once you get her nice and relaxed and can safely plunge deeply inside, the G-spot can be stimulated from anal sex. Talk about blow-your-mind orgasm! But you rightly identified that as pretty much quitting time for the lady, at least for a while.
Oh, and a word about "anal lubes": bad idea. I prefer silicone- to water-based, but no one should use a numbing agent to prepare for anal sex. The pain is there for a REASON. It means STOP. You can do some real damage with anal lubes that block sensation.
Oh come on! Can you really be that stupid to think that you can "sneak" something up her ass? Of course, she was obviously just as clueless about it as you if you were "sobbing yourself to sleep" after she tried her vibrator on you.
Clumsiness is unbecoming in a lover, so if you want to be coming in your lover, you'd better know what you're doing.
I have *never* met a woman who didn't like it up the butt. Perhaps not at first because of misconceptions about it or the failures of inadequate former lovers, but when they were finally with someone who knew what he was doing back there, they learned why pleasuring the 100, 000+ nerve endings in the backdoor can be more fun than the 20, 000 in the front.
Besides, it adds a "dirty/naughty/nasty little ****" feeling that you can't achieve vaginally. I can't tell you how many times I've heard "bbb. B. Bbut I'm not supposed to like anything THERE! " as she's bucking around so much with a finger up her bottom (and sometimes one tickling her G-spot in the front, too) that I can barely keep her clit in my mouth.
I didn't mean to spend this much time on what was originally going to be a smart-assed reply, but if I'm anything, it's thorough, so here's my newly created.
Guidelines for Anyone Thinking About Shoving Anything Up Anyone Else's Butt in a Safe and Pleasurable Manner
(written for the male, but applicable to everyone of legal age. All quotations are real and I've heard them numerous times.
I've tried to be an Equal Opportunity Offender and tittilate with this article, so you'll find some man-bashing and some locker room jokes interspersed throughout.)
1. I'll say this on her behalf, "Do a LITTLE fucking research before you attempt any Anal Plundering & Pillaging, moron! " Most women won't say that, so I will say it for them. Read that again. If you're truly interested in butt sex, then read about it. Learn about it. Get to know it. Watching some coked up, uncle molested bleach blond ***** in "Country Anal Angels 5: The Poop Scootin' Boogie" doesn't fucking count, jackass.
If you can't be bothered to read and learn about the.(well, I don't wanna, but I'll just say it) "ins and outs" of anal intercourse, don't even bother mentioning it to her.
If you can know the all the stats of that damned football team dating back to SuperBowl I or know how to properly set the timing on your engine, then you can damned well take the time to learn how to fuck your woman properly in the ass.
2. Treat her bunghole better than the way you'd want yours treated. Would you like the doctor to shove a half lubed, half bone dry tube up your brown eyed wonder winky? No? Well, neither would she.
3. Proooceeeeeeed slooooooowlllly at first. Start with something small like a little dildo (see note below), small buttplug, your finger (gloved or ungloved) with enough lube to make it easy going, then about 10% more. Have her relax. Start by tickling her sphincter, not just ramming it straight in like it's some sort of new Downhill Race to My Knuckle on the X-Games.
Tickle it, swirl around it, suck her clitty simultaneously. Make use of those nerve endings and use them to your advantage. Give her some butt-foreplay and pretty soon it will start feeling "empty. Lonely" and "needing something" in it.
Then go in a little further and take your time while you're doing it. Slowly continue the circles and it won't be long until she "needs more".
4. Lather, rinse, repeat. (well, OK, don't "rinse") Get her to enjoy two or three fingers before you try plowing her virgin garden with the mighty manly sausage o' love. Your fingers have the advantage of being "incremental". Two fingers is only slightly more than one which is only slightly more than none.
Your cock isn't. It goes from nothing to something with very little transition. That's useful later, but not to an anal virgin.
5. You're lubing an asshole, not packing your wheel bearings. Would you like to walk around with a greasy, Vaselined crack for two days because of ten minutes of pleasure? Neither will she.
You don't have to use some petroleum based grease to get in there initially. Of course, that may not apply to extended anal sessions later. You don't even have to use some special anal lube. Waterbased lubes clean up with soap and water. Use 'them! Brands like Wet and (our favorite) Liquid Silk are fantastic anal lubes.
Keep it handy, though. Her butt isn't "self basting" (sorry, it's November) like her vagina is. If you sense things drying up, take the upper hand and squirt a little more on, you moron.
(sidenote: Be sure you don't leave anything labeled "Anal Lube" or "Ass Grease" on the table when someone's taking a digital picture of you.)
6. DANGEROUS ROAD AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION So you finally have the chance to put your cock/favorite dildo/buttplug where all that sunshine comes out.
* Lube that thing. Use a condom if you aren't disease free and mutually SEXclusive. * Take it slowly. Remember the transition period that the head of your cock does not provide. * Let her "adjust" to to fullness of it. * Take your friction on the "out" When you're finally in, don't start fucking it like a ****. * Don't let her hole slam shut. Don't pull all the way out then slam it back in, even if she likes that in her pussy. "Why? " you ask, because her asshole isn't her pussy. (Chances are that you are her asshole, but I digress.) There isn't a rubber band constantly trying to close the entrance to her vagina to keep things out, (the proper term for that is a "wedding band", HAH! ) so you have to treat it differently. While you can do this later when you're both a lot more experienced anally, don't do it now.
7. Positions * Doggie style first. Enjoy seeing her butt and back for awhile. Get to know what you're doing before you try. * Missionary. Yes, it's possible to fuck a woman in the ass and see the expression on her face when she cums. * Sideways, slantways, crossways. Aka, the Wonkavator. If she really wants it deep, turn her on her side and put one of her legs in the air. Then just lean forwards. * Double Penetration. Yes, your woman can be a girl of "double penetration", too. Just try not to cum from the vibrator in her pussy, 'cause then you'd be gay. O Digital DP. A subset of the above is fingering both holes while you're licking her clitty. Just keep track of which ones go where. (sidenote: this is an amazing way to warm your hand.) aka "The Clamshucker": two in the pink, two in the stink. * Turnabout's Fair Play- Yup, it is. Don't expect her to submit to your filhty perversions, you bastard, if you won't let her do it to you. You may/probably will end up liking it since you have just as many nerve endings there as does she.
You're not gay until you're cooling off with a Zima after installing the tracklighting for your buddy "Steve".
8. Don't be rude! Few and far between are the women who can come 100% from anal stimulation (unlike you. YES YOU. If you still have your prostate, you could actually be forced to ejaculate by rubbing it with a finger.) Don't be a dick and make her masturbate herself. Give her the ultimate gift*: a reach-around and do it for her.
* "ultimate" as far as I don't know a better gift to give while your penis is in their rectum.
Speaking of being a Gentleman ButtFucker, a warm washcloth, wiped gently front to back first, then only around and towards the anal area, is usually appreciated after you've just slammed your salami into her hieney for a half hour.
9. DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! Be sure to listen to her when she cums. The window of opportunity for you may be closing if it's her final, rip roaring orgasm, so be prepared. Hell, by that point, most men have been thinking about Harry Carry singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" for awhile.
10. Don't do anything that could cause a trip to the hospital. This includes fucking with dildos that could be lost (there's a reason why buttplugs have that base), anything made out of regular glass (Pyrex and borosilicate glass dildos excluded, light bulbs definitely INCLUDED), or anything that could be pinched in two by an orgasmic anus. There's nothing that will bring a woman back down to earth with a rock solid THUD than realizing that you only have half of that 1/4 pound weiner from Costco in your hand.
By the way, did you know that some candles melt at body temperature and that some colored candles from overseas use lead in the color coat?
Things that can cause a trip to the hospital also includes. Hole Jumping. In short, there's a reason why poop comes out where it does. All of the flora and fauna in our bodies have specific purposes and they shouldn't mix. Well, the truth is that they can mix, but in one direction only: pussy. Butt. (No one I know has ever had any trouble with it, but I'm not a doctor. (I do, however, play one in the bedroom.))
After something comes out of her butt, absolutely under no circumstances should it go anywhere but to the sink to be washed or to a "staging towel", but you know what I mean. This goes for your dick, too. Don't be rubbing it anywhere.
If she has go to her doctor because of an infection, the doctor will know that it's all because of her asshole. The one she used to date.
What about YOU, though? What about YOUR NEEDS? . Well, if you do get a little dirty, then good. It's an asshole, you idiot. At least you're not going to get her pregnant, just take a shower and use some antibacterial soap.
Oh, and grow some nuts if you're going to be pussy about it.
Speaking of. 11. But, there's poop in there! You know what? There probably is. What are you, afraid of it? You only have to worry about there not being any poop in her rectum because you're not that fucking big, Mr. Holmes.
If company's coming over, you clean house, right? Do the same here. If either of you are concerned about getting "shit dick", check with a finger first. Besides, she really won't want you pushing a turd back inside with your manhood any more than you want to do it, so clean house with a bulb full of water from an enema syringe, postpone the anal play, or put on a ribbed condom for better traction in the mud.
(Speaking of the E-word, you don't really want to do a whole bag nor a Fleet disposable. Chances are that, unless you're playing with an klismaphiliac, she won't be that into. Well, going to those depths and chances are even better that she won't get all of the water out, anyway. A Fleet disposable enema works not by squirting water up there, but by using a highly salted solution that draws water out of her body and into her colon to increase the mass and cause an evacuation.
That's definitely not the way to avoid shit dick.
Of course, if you're into the whole medical scene thing, then good for you! )
I apologize for using the term "shit dick", but I'm simply giggling too much over it to change it.
So, there you have it. What I learned from reading all of those sex (and medical) manuals when I was a teenager and from hundreds of times actually fucking women in the ass.
Is this the be all, end all of anal sex? No, but if you violate one of the guidelines, you run the risk of removing the word "Pleasurable" from in front of "Manner", and that could get you in. Oh, geez, well I have to say it. In deep doo-doo. Submitted to Craigslist, November 30, 2005 by a man whose wonderful wife doesn't wonder if she will cum when we have sex, but "how many times until he lets me stop".
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lvg/114790692.html
FREE HIV and STD Testing Centers- "Always be Safe and Cover Your Assets! " (http://www.hivtest.org/)
Oddly enough - the s1ut whose ass I fuck every week told me that I'm her only regular fuck buddy who even uses lube. She loves it in the ass, but she says that there's enough collateral pussy juice to do the job. Hard to believe, so I still keep using lube. Even if she likes it without, I'd really rather not hurt her!
Have one in particular, an 18 yo F who detests lube....and she does have a wet pussy, which I use first. She tell me it never hurts her, "Put it in my ass now!" So I oblige.
Oddly enough - the s1ut whose ass I fuck every week told me that I'm her only regular fuck buddy who even uses lube. She loves it in the ass, but she says that there's enough collateral pussy juice to do the job. Hard to believe, so I still keep using lube. Even if she likes it without, I'd really rather not hurt her!
Had to convince her to let me in the back side, and she agreed. "just a little." but did not take too much convincing. She was soon begging for more.
Jasmine Fine
11-29-09, 14:05
I love it through the back and I'll let you know it really take patience and time. You can't rush to try to go all up in there fast the slower you are the better it is. I f you are trying to achive at doing this what you can do is start opening it up with your finger 1 at a time. And kiss her in other areas and you should be good to go. When you going to put your penis in, what you going to do is you finish spreading with fingers and you going to put little by little your head and if she is clenching up you take it out and try again. Kiss her, feel on her whatever she usually likes. Than she should be ready to take it all. Patience gentlemen, it takes patience and plenty of it.
Sincerely,
Jasmine Fine
So jasmine, What's your take on ladies who don't need lube - or even much warm up for that matter? I wonder if experiencing ladies like that set the stage for failure with less anally-experienced ladies?
I love it through the back and I'll let you know it really take patience and time. You can't rush to try to go all up in there fast the slower you are the better it is. I f you are trying to achive at doing this what you can do is start opening it up with your finger 1 at a time. And kiss her in other areas and you should be good to go. When you going to put your penis in, what you going to do is you finish spreading with fingers and you going to put little by little your head and if she is clenching up you take it out and try again. Kiss her, feel on her whatever she usually likes. Than she should be ready to take it all. Patience gentlemen, it takes patience and plenty of it.
Sincerely,
Jasmine Fine
SimonPieMan
12-01-09, 15:34
I dated a girl who loved anal sex because I made her squirt for the first time while we were in the misionary postion. Yes, it takes patience, plenty of lube and especially desire on the woman's part.
Got a kick out of reading mark17, a lot like my experience. These Viet chicks like it every which way, YES!
"Some more help how to get in ther"
I don't get her post, anatomically, fact is, there is a set of sphincters at the entrance to the rectum, once you are past that w/ your dick, there is not a whole lot of stretching to do...and it is deeper than your dick.
Had to convince her to let me in the back side, and she agreed. "just a little." but did not take too much convincing. She was soon begging for more.
Damn, you went up in that ass bareback!
Damn, you went up in that ass bareback!
Its his dick and his business if he wants to go bareback. None of yours. Read about a dozen of your posts and not one word where you f----- or got a bbbj from anyone. He's old enough to do as he pleases.
My .02
BC
Damn, you went up in that ass bareback!
perhaps he had her provide a thorough bbbjtc afterward....to clean him up.....
Shark in OC
12-13-09, 03:45
Damn, you went up in that ass bareback!
I f_ck my wife in the ass (without a condom) almost every other day. She is a fine-ass Taiwanese girl by the way (have to brag, both in the U.S. and Taiwan, she has been asked do modeling, very photogenic). Not a pro. Would you object to me fucking my wife in the ass without a hat? If you do, you are the most paranoid person on the internet!
I am too lazy to read down to find out whether his Viet-chick is a pro or not, but I would find that out before I throw him under the bus for it.
And let me just add, God bless the hot-Asian chicks with tight asses who love anal sex!
Shark in OC
12-13-09, 04:00
Have one in particular, an 18 yo F who detests lube....and she does have a wet pussy, which I use first. She tell me it never hurts her, "Put it in my ass now!" So I oblige.
Two comments on this. Several of my past GFs actually PREFERRED anal without lube. I find the ones that truly enjoy it, love it in every position, and without lube. Not saying they never used lube, but when their butt hole was truly relaxed enough, they seemed to enjoy it a lot more than when we had to use lube to get things rolling sort of speak.
My current wife is also hit-and-miss like that. About 90% of the time, we use lube, but every once in a while, it's straight in without lube. This usually is the case when we have anal in the shower for some reason.
Also, I find that the time of day is a factor. Some of it has to do with digestion. It happens a lot easier at a time before the end of the digestion cycle, or even after her system is cleared out. Most of the time, morning or early afternoon anal sex is best for my wife, but YMMV according to your woman's bodily functions.
Shark in OC
12-13-09, 04:15
Damn guys, to each his own. But there is no way in hell, Im letting ANYTHING in my rear. Sure there careful & as some of you put it even use a latex glove. But if you guys are not careful & the girl get's a little too into it. This just might happen.
http://www.efukt.com/20550_Shoulder_Deep.html
I would just hate to see some members of this site get hurt.
Misfit
Apparently wasting my time, I have commented in this forum, time and time again, that it is the absolute wrong place for a discussion on guys getting it by dildo, or any other means, in their own butt hole.
Let me just say that I have NO PROBLEM if this is your thing, whether you are gay, bi, or just like it done to you by girls with strap-ons or shemales. Whatever floats your boat, that is fine with me.
However, this forum is SO OBVIOUSLY dedicated to MEN who like to do WOMEN in the ass. I find posting here about strap-on sex done to a man about as relevant as a discussion on religion.
It is so easy to start your own forum on this web site regarding MEN who loved to get done in their ass - by a woman with a strap-on, by another man, or otherwise. If you know that 99% of those in this forum are not interested in your posting, then why post here?
I have said my peace about this again, but I am sure it will still do no good.
Well look what the cat dragged in. Hey dude how's it going? Your fine ass Taiwanese wife must be taking care of you, cause I have not seen you on this board in a long ass time. Stay safe man.
Misfit
Shark in OC
12-16-09, 03:01
Well look what the cat dragged in. Hey dude how's it going? Your fine ass Taiwanese wife must be taking care of you, cause I have not seen you on this board in a long ass time. Stay safe man.
Misfit
Yes, this chick is so hot, and wild in bed, I am done with all other chicks. Just ask Dripper.
I guess starting my own business is a factor too.
I have to say, if you want to retire from dealing with hoes, no 12-step program is needed. I made it a "one-step" program. Find yourself an "old-school" foreign-born chick, from a country where old-school values still include "please your man and he will stay." This will largely cure the need for "strange" as they say. This girl cooks, cleans, and becomes any woman I want her to be in bed, including my "little Asian-anal *****" as she calls herself when I am deep in her ass.
I asked my wife one day where she learned to be the way she is, and she told me that her mother, in no uncertain terms, told her that she needs to please her man sexually. Now that's what I call passing down values from generation-to-generation. She then watched porn videos to learn how to do blow jobs, etc.
I was the one that introduced her to anal sex. She was an anal virgin when I met her (probably most civilian Asian women will be so). But believe me, I made sure that she was up for anal sex before I closed the deal with her. In fact, I did not have to convince her. I simply told her that it is a fetish for me (of course, this implied to her that she had better do it or I will not stick around). She offered her ass up one night, and we do it any time I want it during sex since then.
Buy the way, she has a college degree, reads the newspaper, and watches the news, for those of you that care about this too. Taiwanese girls tend to be educated, and informed. To me, that makes her more sexy.
Thanks for the shout-out Misfit!
Shark in OC is describing what many of us have discovered....those asians rock!!
Yes, this chick is so hot, and wild in bed, I am done with all other chicks. Just ask Dripper.
I guess starting my own business is a factor too.
I have to say, if you want to retire from dealing with hoes, no 12-step program is needed. I made it a "one-step" program. Find yourself an "old-school" foreign-born chick, from a country where old-school values still include "please your man and he will stay." This will largely cure the need for "strange" as they say. This girl cooks, cleans, and becomes any woman I want her to be in bed, including my "little Asian-anal *****" as she calls herself when I am deep in her ass.
I asked my wife one day where she learned to be the way she is, and she told me that her mother, in no uncertain terms, told her that she needs to please her man sexually. Now that's what I call passing down values from generation-to-generation. She then watched porn videos to learn how to do blow jobs, etc.
I was the one that introduced her to anal sex. She was an anal virgin when I met her (probably most civilian Asian women will be so). But believe me, I made sure that she was up for anal sex before I closed the deal with her. In fact, I did not have to convince her. I simply told her that it is a fetish for me (of course, this implied to her that she had better do it or I will not stick around). She offered her ass up one night, and we do it any time I want it during sex since then.
Buy the way, she has a college degree, reads the newspaper, and watches the news, for those of you that care about this too. Taiwanese girls tend to be educated, and informed. To me, that makes her more sexy.
Thanks for the shout-out Misfit!
Well if she has a sister with a similar hot body & old school values. Then hook me up...lol
Misfit
Most asians hive sisters...
Well if she has a sister with a similar hot body & old school values. Then hook me up...lol
Misfit
Does going deep do anything good for the girl, or is it only for the guys pleasure?
Searched and found an answer...
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=892815&postcount=554
There are no nerve endings related to pleasure much beyond the sphincter. Deep is irrelevant.
(Good news for all you short dicks)
Searched and found an answer...
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=892815&postcount=554
Thread has been s-l-o-w lately so I decided to take a pic of my gf and post it.
There are no nerve endings related to pleasure much beyond the sphincter. Deep is irrelevant.
(Good news for all you short dicks)
Yeah, but stroking that sphincter long and tight, in and out, sure makes my ladies purr! Depth may not matter, but the journey TO that depth does!
Thread has been s-l-o-w lately so I decided to take a pic of my gf and post it.
Not bad, if you can't bareback your gf. Then who the hell can you fuck the old fashion way?
Misfit
Thread has been s-l-o-w lately so I decided to take a pic of my gf and post it.
Thanks for the post Wolfman69. I needed that.
Once you are there, Give her the ol jackhammer.....watch her squeel.....
Yeah, but stroking that sphincter long and tight, in and out, sure makes my ladies purr! Depth may not matter, but the journey TO that depth does!
My ladies squeal in delight! Music to my ears - the squishy sound as my cock plows into her dark little hole - the squeaky bed springs - and the squeals of delight from the lady. Mmmm!
Once you are there, Give her the ol jackhammer.....watch her squeel.....
Murdogg525
03-04-10, 23:48
Thread has been s-l-o-w lately so I decided to take a pic of my gf and post it.
You should do more. Thanks
Hello, all!
Like many others out there, I spend about 99% of my time thinking about ass.
While I love all clean asses (scat being the only somewhat legal fetish I'm not at all into), for me, nothing beats a skinny ass for fucking.
First of all, I have a short cock, so no padding allows me to penetrate deeper. I love pile driving a petite little thing with her legs up by her head.
The only down side is that skinny often goes along with some addiction or is attached to someone young. I prefer women who are mature and experienced, but as they age, even the skinny ones tend to fill out in all the wrong places. It's hard to find a stable regular who is both skinny and into anal.
All the best!
Small, supple, and for the most part, willing. What's not to like?
Hello, all!
Like many others out there, I spend about 99% of my time thinking about ass.
While I love all clean asses (scat being the only somewhat legal fetish I'm not at all into), for me, nothing beats a skinny ass for fucking.
First of all, I have a short cock, so no padding allows me to penetrate deeper. I love pile driving a petite little thing with her legs up by her head.
The only down side is that skinny often goes along with some addiction or is attached to someone young. I prefer women who are mature and experienced, but as they age, even the skinny ones tend to fill out in all the wrong places. It's hard to find a stable regular who is both skinny and into anal.
All the best!
Small, supple, and for the most part, willing. What's not to like?Unfortunately, I live in a part of the world (South Florida) that is not especially loaded with Asians.
Maybe I can import one!
Unfortunately, I live in a part of the world (South Florida) that is not especially loaded with Asians.
Maybe I can import one!
Mail order bride..lol
Try latina, perhaps cuban.
Misfit
In South Florida percentage wise the areas with highest asian populations are-
Doral - 5%
Ives Estates - 4.6%
Pinecrest - 4.5%
Coral Springs - 4.4%
North Miami Beach - 4%
Cooper City - 4%
Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/miami/347880-why-asian-population-so-low-miami-2.html#ixzz0iZPGspj3
Unfortunately, I live in a part of the world (South Florida) that is not especially loaded with Asians.
Maybe I can import one!
Meeting a lonely housewife who found me on CLCE today. Says she likes anal if I'm "not too big" - Well I am a bit above average in girth, but she's willing try. I'll let ya'll know how it goes. Hopefully I can take some pix - stand by!
Meeting a lonely housewife who found me on CLCE today. Says she likes anal if I'm "not too big" - Well I am a bit above average in girth, but she's willing try. I'll let ya'll know how it goes. Hopefully I can take some pix - stand by!
Well, where are they!?!?!? LOL, looking forward to hear and possibly see how things went.
Mmm! It went very well thank you. But no pix allowed :-(
She's afraid that hubby might see them!
Perfect little spinner body with ass (and pussy) so tight you can't imagine!
And we're doing it again next week....
Ren man, you lucky bastard! <--Meant as a compliment with a tinge of jealousy! :)
OK, I'll admit that I have previously found a woman that allowed me to enter, so this report really isn't my first time. She wanted it out right a way. Since nothing really happened, I don't consider that to be a real experience.
On Monday, I found a girl that actually likes anal! So after doing her in mish, then doggie, she lays on the bed in a slightly seated position and spreads everything for me. I was nervous since I didn't want to hurt her. Apparently she is so used to this that once in, she directs me to fuck her faster, good and hard! Being used to pussy, it did have a very different feeling by comparison. It was very hot to see her spread apart and rubbing her clit on occasion.
There was very little lube on the condom, so I spit and it did feel a little better once moistened.
After all of the previous activity and this new experience, it didn't take long to bust a nut. Admittedly she enjoyed it all better than I did and seemed a little upset that I didn't go longer. This is rare for me as usually I tend to wear a girl out before I nut. Perhaps it was the position, which seemed a little awkward for me. I could only insert about half way. Regardless, I'm not sold on anal sex being that awesome yet. It was different, but I like pussy too much as of now.
Might I think differently if maybe I'll try again with this girl with some real lube and in different positions?
Might I think differently if maybe I'll try again with this girl with some real lube and in different positions?
The angle is everything! Try her dog next time - watch that cock sliding in and out of her asshole is great!
When you find a girl you can go bareback with, you'll be totally hooked!
Thanks Ren Man for the tip. Does the doggie position actually feel better than the position that I was in, or is it just a visual appeal that makes it better?
The position that I was in felt like a hand squeezing the the whole contact on the penis, with slightly more pressure at the opening. She seemed to relax the squeeze on my out stroke and then tighten a lot just when I was about half way on the in stroke. The position didn't seem to allow further penetration.
Is it possible that since this was my first time with her that she was limiting the movement in case I might hurt her? I was going gentle at first, but she insisted that I pound her furiously.
Any good tips for a lube to use with a condom? I had applied Astro glide, but it seemed to dry up very quickly.
It's sometime hard to get good motion when she's on her back. The target is a bit closer to bed level than her pussy and you have a spread your own knees farther apart in order to make touchdown. If you want to do "missionary greek", try putting her ass on a pillow to raise it up and change the angle.
That's why doggie is good - you don't have these issues. The height and angle is better.
Another good position is her on her side with one leg high in the air.
And if the lady's really into anal, you may get her to ride on top of you! That's fucking incredible!
Re. lube - Astroglide or KY. Use it very generously. Don't just put it on yourself, but use your fingers and put it in and around her hole too. And keep it handy so you can dribble a few drops on your shaft from time to time if it starts drying out while you're in motion.
Don't use Vaseline, lotion or some sort of oil - they will cause the condom to shred. In fact, that's how I discovered the joys of bareback anal. One of my favorite ladies of all-time has a thing for olive oil. We used it as anal lube. Damn! That was the best ass-fucking I'd ever felt! After I nutted and pulled out, all that was left of the condom was the ring! No wonder it felt so good!
And watching my jizz dribble out her ass just got me all turned on again... LOVE a good anal creampie!
LOL, your response was a little late for me today. I convinced my long time GF of 10+ years to try anal today.
In the past she let me do "Italian" with a little knocking at the backdoor while in a spooning position. "No entry" was what she always told me. With her big ass cheeks, this position allowed me to imagine being inside and offered a simple thrill.
Today, I went bareback with her as usual, I'm doing the Italian thing, then I lube it up more than normal and slowly knock on the door with a little intrusion. Since she didn't object, I would slowly proceed to go further and further. I can tell that she is a little uncomfortable, so only the tip is making entry. I tell her that this feels fantastic (a little stretch of the truth on my part to encourage her to continue) and that she should grind against me to where she is comfortable. Suddenly, there is a "pop" sensation where she squeals with discomfort and pleasure at the same time. I'm like, "Damn, this is good!" We do this for a few strokes, but she is getting more uncomfortable with each stroke. This is probably where I should have added more lube, but she hates the stuff if there is too much used. She hates the slimy feeling afterward.
Since it finally made it in, I ask her to go into a doggie position to try anal that way. Maybe it would be better for her. It also was too much for her to bear. Yelling at me since it hurt her more in that position. I was being very gentle too. So she lays down on her belly, with pillows under her hips to raise her ass up, and I get it started again, only deep enough to be just before the pop depth. This is where she seemed to like it, so I wasn't going to push the issue.
She couldn't take much of it that deep. You are so right, what an incredible feeling! OK, now I'm sold on this! I will try slowly again and again until she is more comfortable with it. Maybe I need to get her drunk first to get her to relax more?
Bassmaster 47
04-08-10, 16:44
Wife has been anal fiend from the get-go. And maybe it's spillage from her pussy, but her ass is always nice and wet and warm - after fucking her pussy, I simply, slide down a bit and slip it in. She cums almost immediately even after 20 years of the same moves and cock. And she loves the big cumshot in the ass. The ones who love it, let you know from the beginning - spooning generally introduces the topic - another reason to "cuddle."
Dude! You don't "pop" into an anal newbie without some serious prep! Fingers - first one, then two - lots of lube - lots of massage - slowly spread the hole open. PATIENCE!! I have a small dildo I use to warm up my ladies while I'm going down on them. They love that! Once the sphincter is sufficiently warmed up, their discomfort will be minimal and their pleasure will be maximal - therefore YOUR pleasure will be maximal too.
Ren Man, I understand what your saying, and have read the primer of how to do this the right way a few pages back. I'd actually would like to do it the right way for reasons mentioned!
What you might not understand is that my GF is such a prude that I can't mention even liking the Italian action or having any contact with the backdoor. When I mention it, she is so disgusted that the sex ends, literally! When I do this by "accident", she doesn't seem to mind, go figure that one out, LOL!
It is so bad with her that now she is denying that I we did it. I think that she liked it, but too ashamed do admit it. What a nut job, if I didn't like her so much she'd be out the door!
So how do I go about the prep work without any mention of it? It's kind of hard to accidentally place fingers there. Since she thinks that this is so "dirty", I'm thinking of a small, finger sized dildo to do the prep instead of my fingers. This might relax her a bit mentally and physically. Did I mention that she is a prude? She doesn't even like adult toys for the vagina, so I don't have much hope.
Cephlapod Love
04-10-10, 10:14
While no expert on the subject like those on this thread, I'll share some experience....of course YMMV.
In my experience most women do not like anal because of a bad experience in the past. I think most guys wanna shove it in and hammer away: no/little lube and no sensitivity to the potential pain, just get theirs and the heck with the B*tch. An asshole isn't a pussy and one can't pound it like one unless the girl is a freak (experienced) or gets used to it.
I have popped a number of anal cherries and reopened several that were previously closed. I think the key to "getting in there" with a girlfriend is TRUST! When I breech the subject, I make it clear that it is something I really like, it provides me nice pleasure [gotta appeal to the nurturing/giving side] - BUT - that I do not want to hurt her in anyway. I tell her and I mean it ---> if it hurts or you want to stop at any time - I will stop - the key is I mean it and I do stop. I have found that if the lady trusts me that goes a long way.
I always start the process with something else - I like a lady to be fully relaxed when starting down that road. [None of this tear off the clothes and jam it in.] So I spend a bunch of time pleasuring her with oral, her favorite positions, etc. Like her to have a couple of O's beforehand and be fully relaxed. I don’t think getting a lady drunk is the answer – yeah sure that might loosen her up and you’ll get it in, but the next morning when she’s sore, she’ll remember and your an@l adventures will be over. [That is unless one plan on getting her drunk each time – not something I’d do with someone I respected.]
To get going one needs to start with some stroking and caressing outside while playing with other erogenous zones. It pays to be prepared, to have lube/toys/condoms/towels at hand so things can progress smoothly with little interruption - time to think.
Now a word on lube - lube is everything! Forget about Astroglide, KY, or anything one can buy at Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreen’s. I have tried them all and they all dry out, get sticky and have to be reapplied at the wrong time causing an interruption. I like a product called "Wet." Head into a decent sex shop [I'm thinking about one like The Birds & Bees in Concordville, PA not a porno-book store] and ask specifically about a good anal lube and mention the drying out issue. The better lubes aren't all gloppy and messy - and that goo at the end of things can be just another irritation for her to have to deal with or a cause to freak out.
Then start slow, manually exploring and teasing the outside. After a bit (5 minutes?) gently ease a small finger in as you stimulate other areas. She has to relax and not be tense to get that sucker open. Check in with her on how it feels, is she OK, does she wanna stop (you gotta mean it!). Once inside, STOP! Let her adjust to the new feeling. [Can’t tell from your description how you proceeded, but once inside she needs to adjust to the feeling, before starting to stroke.] I think its the initial stretching is the most scary and potentially painful. Once she is relaxed to go forward, check in with her again - how does it feel? Is she OK? Can you continue?
Again, I think guys think that like a pu$$y, once they are *in* it is OK to got to it and pile drive away. Once in, she needs to adjust and that gives you time to continue to play with her cl*t or stimulate her other ways. She needs to get over the initial shock and get some comfort so she can feel that this is pleasurable to her too.
I know this is hard for guys as they wanna "hurry up and get there" but the slow pace will bring rewards in the long run. Next your job is to increase the size going in. Add a finger or switch to a slightly larger toy. [If you are going to use your fingers – make sure your nails are clipped off, close. You wouldn’t want razor blazes shoved up your @rse, she doesn’t either.] You are trying to work her up, open up that sphincter to a diameter that is close to your size by SLOWLY stretching that thing open. Go too fast and it can hurt or be scary - once she tenses up and clamps down, you're back to square one. Again, anytime you change things or hear a moan, unless you can see her face, CHECK IN AGAIN. Remember a moan of pain sounds the same as one of pleasure to the little head. You gotta be willing to make sure she's comfortable and trusts you.
I can't tell you how many times I have stopped to check in - mid a good stroke - when THAT groan didn't quite sound right: are you OK, does it hurt? Wanna stop? Let me tell you - that pays dividends in the long run!
So working your way up in size is important. The transitions are important too. You can't be fumbling around with lube, looking for the next sized toy or whatever - and allowing that ring to go back to its normal, clamped shut state (at least not for very long) or you are back to step one. I like to start manually, use a small toy next and then graduate to a tapered gel toy. Those hard plastic toys are terrible for this - think about it - would you want a hard pipe jammed up your keister? She doesn't either. So use a tapered gel or nu-skin toy, use it to stroke, wiggle, rotate, whatever, and SLOWLY increase the diameter she gets. Slowly work the toy in up to your size. Don't forget to listen to the moans and check in? You OK? Wanna stop?
Now a word on SLOWLY - this process might take 15+ minutes. If you are prepared for the journey, you might be surprised that it goes quicker. But if one is stimulating her, working the toy and checking in frequently and periodically stopping as needed - you'll build the trust and warm up the engine for a good time. Rush things, get in a hurry and cause pain or discomfort and you’ll get cut off. Taking your time is a small investment for future rewards.
So say you've done all of that and she's now got the toy inside in a size that matches you. Now you are ready for the big transition. Problem here is that once the toy comes out that little ring starts to close again. Critical here is this transition. You gotta be slow again, but not too slow: line it up, press on the target, and start to apply more pressure, STOP, check in with her and then apply some more pressure, stop, check in and if you get the green light, apply more pressure, Once you get that initial "pop" that lets more than an inch or two inside- STOP! Wait! Check in with her - you OK? does it hurt? wanna stop? You can expect to wait a minute or two as she adjusts, gets over the initial shock, etc. Once she is comfortable and gives the green light, SLOWLY start to move. Give it a few shallow/short strokes and check in again. Don't be afraid to stop if you think it is uncomfortable, it takes a woman a few minutes to adjust to it, check her senses and feelings and decide its OK - ALWAYS be willing to pull out and quit if she freaks or it hurts. That willingness translates to trust – and well-built trust will get you where you wanna go. Eventually a comfort level will be reached and probably pleasure too and you can get a good rhythm going. First few times be gentle and slow - no hard pounding, you wanna work her up to that over several sessions. Once she feels safe, and figures out it can feel as good as vagina penetration, she'll be as freaky as she normally is.
Now a word on position. I know most guys wanna hit it doggie style - nothing more exciting than grabbing those hips and pounding away. However, in my experience, anal doggie is an advanced position. Not sure what it is, but in my experience, starting with doggie can be more painful to a newbie. I have found that missionary or cowgirl are a good start. [Everyone is different so you might have to stop and restart, or take several sessions to figure out what is the easiest starting position for her.]
If you do the missionary, She has to be able to pull her legs back so her knees are near her chest or head in order to get the angles right. [you may need to be propped up on your arms, not kneeling] If she can't get so positioned then there's a chance the right angle won't be reached. Particularly large women and some "thick" sisters seem to have a problem getting so positioned. I also like these positions as you are face to face with the lady and you can see her, she can see you. Thus when you are starting off, you can watch her reactions - again, remember the little head sees every moan, wince or facial contortion as pleasure when the line between pleasure and pain is thin. If you are face to face and check in with her frequently (you OK? does it hurt? wanna stop?) She can see if you are truly concerned and caring for her well-being or just BS-ing to get what you want. Remember, you are laying a foundation; a key part of such is trust, in order to build better pleasures down the road.
An additional advantage to cowgirl, if you can get her to start like that, is she controls the action - she'll make sure she goes at a pace to her liking, she will stop when it gets uncomfortable, she will see the pleasure she's giving you. This is a great way to break her in - I used it with the ex's first time. She got comfortable and soon loved it. But I suspect it isn't for everyone.
Now once it is over, you've nutted or stopped because she's uncomfortable there is another key bit of advice. Get it out and get it wrapped in a towel or tissue BEFORE she sees or smells it! If you want her to do this again NEVER let her see your tool post anal. Oh sure you can and should snuggle or cuddle afterwards if that is what you two do, but once you pop out hide it clean it. Even if you use a wrapper, get it out, get it off, dispose of the wrapper discretely away from her and scrub up your playground.
I don't know what it is about women, but seeing that stuff, smelling it or even seeing a slight brown stain is going to freak her out. Women have been taught that that stuff is gross and they react badly - even though the stuff, since it came from her, can't hurt her.
Also you gotta be prepared for what YOU see when you withdrawal your tool! If you can't take the fact that it might be discolored or even have specs of Sh*t on it then ya got no business playing up there. Let me tell you, unless she cleans ahead of time (i.e. enema) there is a good chance you are gunna get sh*t on your d*ck. NEVER, EVER Make any comment about what you see on your tool! Just quietly and discretely clean it up! You make a comment about stuff on your d*ck and there's a good chance she's gunna freak and lessen your chances of a repeat.
I've had experienced girls go into a tizzy when they saw just a small brown stain, even though I wasn't reacting and even though I told them it was no big deal. I usually excuse myself and get her a warm washcloth and towel (dark colored so she’s less likely to see any discoloration). I never offer babywipes since they'll show the stains and lead to the "gross out" factor. Then I go clean myself up them come back for additional snuggling, praising her for such fun, telling her how much pleasure she gave me and listening to her as to what she liked and didn't like.
Follow these steps and I think your experiences will improve. All FWIW, imho.
Good luck!
LOL, your response was a little late for me today. I convinced my long time GF of 10+ years to try anal today.
Suddenly, there is a "pop" sensation where she squeals with discomfort and pleasure at the same time. I'm like, "Damn, this is good!" We do this for a few strokes, but she is getting more uncomfortable with each stroke. This is probably where I should have added more lube, but she hates the stuff if there is too much used. She hates the slimy feeling afterward.
Since it finally made it in, I ask her to go into a doggie position to try anal that way. Maybe it would be better for her. It also was too much for her to bear. Yelling at me since it hurt her more in that position. I was being very gentle too. So she lays down on her belly, with pillows under her hips to raise her ass up, and I get it started again, only deep enough to be just before the pop depth. This is where she seemed to like it, so I wasn't going to push the issue.
She couldn't take much of it that deep. You are so right, what an incredible feeling! OK, now I'm sold on this! I will try slowly again and again until she is more comfortable with it. Maybe I need to get her drunk first to get her to relax more?
Hey CL,
Thanks for the long and very detailed explanation of your method. I like how you added your personal experience tips that are not mentioned on the previous write up a few pages ago. I appreciate you mentioning that SHE controls the action in your write-up. That is what I was trying to convey, but didn't say it to well.
The "get her drunk" was "tongue in cheek" so to speak. I know that that wouldn't go well. I wouldn't do that to anyone!
Today, she allowed a lube (the wrong kind) and was even open minded to try the small dildo (the wrong kind). We did our normal playing around to get her comfortable, then we tried the backdoor a little. I could tell immediately that she was just saying that she was interested in trying since her ass cheeks were telling a very different story by being slammed closed, similar to pursed lips. So it was a no-go from the get-go. I'm going to drop the issue with her. As you mentioned having respect for someone that you care about. It felt incredible once, for about five very slow and short strokes. Not worth losing her respect for me by pushing for something that she isn't open to doing.
I guess I'll stick with my new GF on the side that likes anal already for my kicks. She must be freak since once it was in, she told me to start pumping her good.
Cephlapod Love
04-11-10, 00:06
Hey Fbtom,
You're a decent guy ( I see you got some good praise from CJ) so I should apologize. I got writing that reply and slipped into "swinger's mentality" gear - where one really finds out about one's competition - and started writing in that frame of mind. Sorry if that made it seem like the whole thing was about you - it wasn't, more of a very generalized mind dump from experience and the feed back on SMs I've heard.
One thing I could add - there is a numbing gel one can buy in sex shops that one can use for anal sex. Only draw back is that if one forgets to use a cover, it becomes more of a virtual experience! LOL!
http://www.tastefultreasures.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=25&products_id=811
Hang in there with that desire - ought to be some way to keep the topic out there, and perhaps you'll get a birthday surprise?
Oh, and I just remembered - That crazy shop in SF, Good Vibrations, has a bunch of books on various topics.
Here is there anal sex page:
http://www.goodvibes.com/content.jhtml?id=2251
Here is a reference text:
http://www.goodvibes.com/display_product.jhtml?id=6-3-AA-BE10
These texts are usually pretty well written and know who is the target audience (women) - they come shipped in a plain brown wrapper too!
The buy of that short book on the G-Spot 11 years ago was definitely money well spent!
Not worth losing her respect for me by pushing for something that she isn't open to doing.
I guess I'll stick with my new GF on the side that likes anal already for my kicks. She must be freak since once it was in, she told me to start pumping her good.
Hey Fbtom,
You're a decent guy ( I see you got some good praise from CJ) so I should apologize. I got writing that reply and slipped into "swinger's mentality" gear - where one really finds out about one's competition - and started writing in that frame of mind. Sorry if that made it seem like the whole thing was about you - it wasn't, more of a very generalized mind dump from experience and the feed back on SMs I've heard.
No problem, no apology required, we're good. I read your post with the overall tone of your being helpful in general, and not "aimed" at me. Thanks also for the additional tips and sources for info. I'm sure these posts will help others as well.
Damn, my b-day just past recently, LOL, perhaps our anniversary? One can hope!
This seems like a very important thing to consider with anal toys from the link that C.L. posted!!
If your toy doesn’t have a base, don’t insert it into the anus! Not even a little bit. It’s easier to lose a toy than you think, especially since some anal muscles suck in during orgasm. This can mean a trip to the emergency room, so avoid the risk and use an anal-safe toy.
Don't use a numbing gel! Pain serves a purpose. If you're doing it right, any pain she experiences will be mild & brief, giving way to pleasure. Prolonged or intense pain is her cue that something isn't right - maybe she's tearing or something, & numbing gel might prevent her from realizing it before it's too late.
One other thing to remember - even anal freaks sometime have "off" days when the little brown hole won't open up like usual.
PS - ditto to the "never let her see the residue" comment (aka santorum). One of my greek-freaks caught a glimpse of my santorum- covered condom in her trash can, and was, indeed, weirded out by it.
...ditto to the "never let her see the residue" comment (aka santorum). One of my greek-freaks caught a glimpse of my santorum- covered condom in her trash can, and was, indeed, weirded out by it.
"Greek-freak", I like that, LOL! Hiding the dirty seems like common sense. My first time with the freaky GF, I was in the bathroom ASAP to flush the condom down since there were a few dingle berries clinging to it. Being experienced, this probably wouldn't surprise her. I didn't want to risk possible embarrassment with her and not letting me go there again. BTW, she was very clean beforehand.
A few mistakes I made were on the withdrawal. The condom ring slipped out of my hand. Her anus held onto and squeezed the condom, ejecting a gush of my own cum all over my hand. Good thing that I was a fast thinker or she'd have a very messy bed to contend with. I don't know if I were rude or not, but I grabbed the condom and quickly pulled it out of her to dispose of it. Kind of snapped like a rubber band; towards me, not her. Wasn't even thinking of how that may of felt to her. She didn't say anything, so I didn't mention it either.
Agree about lube, use lots, but not numbing and make "Santorum" disappear...
This must be the most amazing info in one single post!
Cephlapod Love, your expertise is highly appreciated.
While no expert on the subject like those on this thread, I'll share some experience....of course YMMV.
In my experience most women do not like anal because of a bad experience in the past. I think most guys wanna shove it in and hammer away: no/little lube and no sensitivity to the potential pain, just get theirs and the heck with the B*tch. An asshole isn't a pussy and one can't pound it like one unless the girl is a freak (experienced) or gets used to it.
I have popped a number of anal cherries and reopened several that were previously closed. I think the key to "getting in there" with a girlfriend is TRUST! When I breech the subject, I make it clear that it is something I really like, it provides me nice pleasure [gotta appeal to the nurturing/giving side] - BUT - that I do not want to hurt her in anyway. I tell her and I mean it ---> if it hurts or you want to stop at any time - I will stop - the key is I mean it and I do stop. I have found that if the lady trusts me that goes a long way.
I always start the process with something else - I like a lady to be fully relaxed when starting down that road. [None of this tear off the clothes and jam it in.] So I spend a bunch of time pleasuring her with oral, her favorite positions, etc. Like her to have a couple of O's beforehand and be fully relaxed. I don’t think getting a lady drunk is the answer – yeah sure that might loosen her up and you’ll get it in, but the next morning when she’s sore, she’ll remember and your an@l adventures will be over. [That is unless one plan on getting her drunk each time – not something I’d do with someone I respected.]
To get going one needs to start with some stroking and caressing outside while playing with other erogenous zones. It pays to be prepared, to have lube/toys/condoms/towels at hand so things can progress smoothly with little interruption - time to think.
Now a word on lube - lube is everything! Forget about Astroglide, KY, or anything one can buy at Rite Aid, CVS, Walgreen’s. I have tried them all and they all dry out, get sticky and have to be reapplied at the wrong time causing an interruption. I like a product called "Wet." Head into a decent sex shop [I'm thinking about one like The Birds & Bees in Concordville, PA not a porno-book store] and ask specifically about a good anal lube and mention the drying out issue. The better lubes aren't all gloppy and messy - and that goo at the end of things can be just another irritation for her to have to deal with or a cause to freak out.
Then start slow, manually exploring and teasing the outside. After a bit (5 minutes?) gently ease a small finger in as you stimulate other areas. She has to relax and not be tense to get that sucker open. Check in with her on how it feels, is she OK, does she wanna stop (you gotta mean it!). Once inside, STOP! Let her adjust to the new feeling. [Can’t tell from your description how you proceeded, but once inside she needs to adjust to the feeling, before starting to stroke.] I think its the initial stretching is the most scary and potentially painful. Once she is relaxed to go forward, check in with her again - how does it feel? Is she OK? Can you continue?
Again, I think guys think that like a pu$$y, once they are *in* it is OK to got to it and pile drive away. Once in, she needs to adjust and that gives you time to continue to play with her cl*t or stimulate her other ways. She needs to get over the initial shock and get some comfort so she can feel that this is pleasurable to her too.
I know this is hard for guys as they wanna "hurry up and get there" but the slow pace will bring rewards in the long run. Next your job is to increase the size going in. Add a finger or switch to a slightly larger toy. [If you are going to use your fingers – make sure your nails are clipped off, close. You wouldn’t want razor blazes shoved up your @rse, she doesn’t either.] You are trying to work her up, open up that sphincter to a diameter that is close to your size by SLOWLY stretching that thing open. Go too fast and it can hurt or be scary - once she tenses up and clamps down, you're back to square one. Again, anytime you change things or hear a moan, unless you can see her face, CHECK IN AGAIN. Remember a moan of pain sounds the same as one of pleasure to the little head. You gotta be willing to make sure she's comfortable and trusts you.
I can't tell you how many times I have stopped to check in - mid a good stroke - when THAT groan didn't quite sound right: are you OK, does it hurt? Wanna stop? Let me tell you - that pays dividends in the long run!
So working your way up in size is important. The transitions are important too. You can't be fumbling around with lube, looking for the next sized toy or whatever - and allowing that ring to go back to its normal, clamped shut state (at least not for very long) or you are back to step one. I like to start manually, use a small toy next and then graduate to a tapered gel toy. Those hard plastic toys are terrible for this - think about it - would you want a hard pipe jammed up your keister? She doesn't either. So use a tapered gel or nu-skin toy, use it to stroke, wiggle, rotate, whatever, and SLOWLY increase the diameter she gets. Slowly work the toy in up to your size. Don't forget to listen to the moans and check in? You OK? Wanna stop?
Now a word on SLOWLY - this process might take 15+ minutes. If you are prepared for the journey, you might be surprised that it goes quicker. But if one is stimulating her, working the toy and checking in frequently and periodically stopping as needed - you'll build the trust and warm up the engine for a good time. Rush things, get in a hurry and cause pain or discomfort and you’ll get cut off. Taking your time is a small investment for future rewards.
So say you've done all of that and she's now got the toy inside in a size that matches you. Now you are ready for the big transition. Problem here is that once the toy comes out that little ring starts to close again. Critical here is this transition. You gotta be slow again, but not too slow: line it up, press on the target, and start to apply more pressure, STOP, check in with her and then apply some more pressure, stop, check in and if you get the green light, apply more pressure, Once you get that initial "pop" that lets more than an inch or two inside- STOP! Wait! Check in with her - you OK? does it hurt? wanna stop? You can expect to wait a minute or two as she adjusts, gets over the initial shock, etc. Once she is comfortable and gives the green light, SLOWLY start to move. Give it a few shallow/short strokes and check in again. Don't be afraid to stop if you think it is uncomfortable, it takes a woman a few minutes to adjust to it, check her senses and feelings and decide its OK - ALWAYS be willing to pull out and quit if she freaks or it hurts. That willingness translates to trust – and well-built trust will get you where you wanna go. Eventually a comfort level will be reached and probably pleasure too and you can get a good rhythm going. First few times be gentle and slow - no hard pounding, you wanna work her up to that over several sessions. Once she feels safe, and figures out it can feel as good as vagina penetration, she'll be as freaky as she normally is.
Now a word on position. I know most guys wanna hit it doggie style - nothing more exciting than grabbing those hips and pounding away. However, in my experience, anal doggie is an advanced position. Not sure what it is, but in my experience, starting with doggie can be more painful to a newbie. I have found that missionary or cowgirl are a good start. [Everyone is different so you might have to stop and restart, or take several sessions to figure out what is the easiest starting position for her.]
If you do the missionary, She has to be able to pull her legs back so her knees are near her chest or head in order to get the angles right. [you may need to be propped up on your arms, not kneeling] If she can't get so positioned then there's a chance the right angle won't be reached. Particularly large women and some "thick" sisters seem to have a problem getting so positioned. I also like these positions as you are face to face with the lady and you can see her, she can see you. Thus when you are starting off, you can watch her reactions - again, remember the little head sees every moan, wince or facial contortion as pleasure when the line between pleasure and pain is thin. If you are face to face and check in with her frequently (you OK? does it hurt? wanna stop?) She can see if you are truly concerned and caring for her well-being or just BS-ing to get what you want. Remember, you are laying a foundation; a key part of such is trust, in order to build better pleasures down the road.
An additional advantage to cowgirl, if you can get her to start like that, is she controls the action - she'll make sure she goes at a pace to her liking, she will stop when it gets uncomfortable, she will see the pleasure she's giving you. This is a great way to break her in - I used it with the ex's first time. She got comfortable and soon loved it. But I suspect it isn't for everyone.
Now once it is over, you've nutted or stopped because she's uncomfortable there is another key bit of advice. Get it out and get it wrapped in a towel or tissue BEFORE she sees or smells it! If you want her to do this again NEVER let her see your tool post anal. Oh sure you can and should snuggle or cuddle afterwards if that is what you two do, but once you pop out hide it clean it. Even if you use a wrapper, get it out, get it off, dispose of the wrapper discretely away from her and scrub up your playground.
I don't know what it is about women, but seeing that stuff, smelling it or even seeing a slight brown stain is going to freak her out. Women have been taught that that stuff is gross and they react badly - even though the stuff, since it came from her, can't hurt her.
Also you gotta be prepared for what YOU see when you withdrawal your tool! If you can't take the fact that it might be discolored or even have specs of Sh*t on it then ya got no business playing up there. Let me tell you, unless she cleans ahead of time (i.e. enema) there is a good chance you are gunna get sh*t on your d*ck. NEVER, EVER Make any comment about what you see on your tool! Just quietly and discretely clean it up! You make a comment about stuff on your d*ck and there's a good chance she's gunna freak and lessen your chances of a repeat.
I've had experienced girls go into a tizzy when they saw just a small brown stain, even though I wasn't reacting and even though I told them it was no big deal. I usually excuse myself and get her a warm washcloth and towel (dark colored so she’s less likely to see any discoloration). I never offer babywipes since they'll show the stains and lead to the "gross out" factor. Then I go clean myself up them come back for additional snuggling, praising her for such fun, telling her how much pleasure she gave me and listening to her as to what she liked and didn't like.
Follow these steps and I think your experiences will improve. All FWIW, imho.
Good luck!
I had a great day (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=979811&postcount=685), with deep anal in the doggy position!
It was awesome! Entered her slowly, but without any lube or prep, just a little spit. This is how she likes it. A slight pop and then slowly building up some rythum and depth. Then we were off to the races as it were. She was pounding back at me with gusto! She came twice before we ended this action.
Funny, when my dick came out, the condom was covered on the end. She saw it immediately and said while running to the bathroom, slightly embarrased, "We're done with that". Nothing was on me, so it was no biggie.
She washed up quickly and then we continued in mish to the finish.
Another chick (http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=980733&postcount=2183), very deep anal doggie style, covered of course! Now I'm really hooked!
Thanks to the tips from Cephlapod Love found here (http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=973669&postcount=600) and these tips found here (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=892815&postcount=554), the last girl (http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=980733&postcount=2183) that I had anal sex with thought that I was experienced at anal play. What a great time I had with her! Read the tips and keep them in mind, they worked well for me.
World Wise
05-17-10, 21:20
What is the problem gentlemen? All of you guys suddently swear off anal? Hard to believe NOBODY is interested in the Hersey Highway anymore.
What is the problem gentlemen? All of you guys suddently swear off anal? Hard to believe NOBODY is interested in the Hersey Highway anymore.
We are doing it. Just not posting it on the board. Keeping it for our selves til we get tired of it and move on to another. Got a date today with one that likes it anal. Will post it. No camera to take pictures. If did don't have the equipment to do it. Spend my money on hoes.
Erica is about 170#'s she likes it in the butt. Got her twice last week. Damn can she lick balls.
Uncle Booty
BC
What is the problem gentlemen? All of you guys suddently swear off anal? Hard to believe NOBODY is interested in the Hersey Highway anymore.
It's been dry for me lately - my usuals are all out of the game for now and I haven't had the time/energy/patience to do the CLCE thing for a few weeks. I'll come around soon though, and be back to tell you gents all about it!
It's been dry for me lately - my usuals are all out of the game for now and I haven't had the time/energy/patience to do the CLCE thing for a few weeks. I'll come around soon though, and be back to tell you gents all about it!What does CLCE means?
What does CLCE means?
CraigsList Close Encounters
Misfit
CraigsList Close Encounters
Misfit
Actually "Casual Encounters" -
I have been having repeat dates with a UTR girl that actually prefers anal to vaginal sex. Last week, we did standing doggie position anal with her holding onto the dresser and me pounding that sweet brown eye deep. Then she did a move that seems uncomfortable for her, but was indeed very nice for me. She let go of the dresser, bent her knees slightly pushing her ass towards me more, and held onto her ankles. She then commanded me to fuck her deeper and harder! I held onto her hip, literally right at her pelvis bone, so that she wouldn't fall over. Damn that was nice!
Actually "Casual Encounters" -Does Craigslist actually work for you?
Finding anal queens for free?
Does Craigslist actually work for you?
Finding anal queens for free?
Yes, but it's takes some work and some patience.
What is the problem gentlemen? All of you guys suddently swear off anal? Hard to believe NOBODY is interested in the Hersey Highway anymore.
I think I covered everything that I needed to say about anal sex. I'll think of something.
In the past I have used Oil of Love in the original green version, a Kama Sutra brand product for **regular sex**. It never dried out or got sticky. It's water based so it won't damage a condom. (The other flavors I used did get sticky.)
Anyone know of a problem using it for anal?
Just when I was getting restless, one of my old CLCE s1uts emailed me. Hubby was out of town, so she rented a room and was inviting a few old friends to cum by and use her ass, puss and mouth! Who am I to say no?
Tight and hot, just the way good butt-sex should be! Then pulled off the condom a blew it down her throat, much to her delight!
Member #6272
05-28-10, 16:37
I have been trying to get my wife to do anal for quite some time. She has always said that it was disgusting, it hurt, yada, yada, yada. I just do not think that she knows how pleasurable that it can be for a lady. She has started to open up slightly to the idea.
She was on vacation for a week. And, when she returned she was horny as hell. We found ourselves in bed pounding each others brains out. I took a different approach. I took it slow. Lots of lube. I started to play with her pussy. 1 finger, then 2 and then three. While playing with her pussy with my right hand , I slid my left hand under her and between the crack of her ass. She was receptive as she arched her back to allow me access. While my hand was between her ass cheeks I slowly massaged her ass-hole with my finger. She seemed to be very responsive to my advances. I then put pressure with my middle finger upon the opening of the forbidden vault. All the while aggressively playing with her **** and clit. She was going wild. Before I knew it she had pushed against my finger and taken it all the way in. I was in shock. After twenty years I had breached the security border. She was going nuts in exctasy. Shortly after, she had an orgasm that was out of this world. I could feel the finger in her ass constricting and pulsating.
With an orgasm to that magnitude, I believe that the assault has started. I am ready for round two. I am looking for suggestions and thoughts.
This is what I think that I am going to do.
I am going to bring her to where we left off at our last session. I am going to allow her to do all the work. Plenty of lube. Plenty of pussy and clit work. Once my finger has tapped into the secret vault I am going to have her work with the finger, taking it in and out. Once she is comfortable with one finger, I will introduce a second. I plan to take this approach and I am confident that she will be begging for my cock. This may take 3, 4 or even more attempts. I do not care. It has taken me twenty years to get to this point and I am not going to blow it now. I am so close.
Thoughts, ideas, suggestion.
Adman
Awesome report! Got a hard on just reading about it, LOL!
I tried this same method with my girl, but she always stops me when contact with hole occurs. Maybe I should send her away for a week first. :)
Did you lube your fingers before you started?
Member #6272
05-29-10, 13:27
Awesome report! Got a hard on just reading about it, LOL!
I tried this same method with my girl, but she always stops me when contact with hole occurs. Maybe I should send her away for a week first.
Did you lube your fingers before you started?
Plenty of lube and patience.
I hope
Awesome report! Got a hard on just reading about it, LOL!
I tried this same method with my girl, but she always stops me when contact with hole occurs. Maybe I should send her away for a week first.
Did you lube your fingers before you started?
Plenty of lube and patience.
I hopeJust keep going slow, and keep playing with her ass while your are playing with her pussy, this is the thing I used on my wife. After a few mind blowing O's for her, she started asking me to play with her ass when I started rubbing her pussy, and then during a wild session after a lot of drinking she asked me to fuck her in the ass but to just be careful. Now when we are having our usual fuck session and I can't cum, she tells me to stick it in her ass since she knows that gets me off.
With an orgasm to that magnitude, I believe that the assault has started. I am ready for round two. I am looking for suggestions and thoughts.
This is what I think that I am going to do.
I am going to bring her to where we left off at our last session. I am going to allow her to do all the work. Plenty of lube. Plenty of pussy and clit work. Once my finger has tapped into the secret vault I am going to have her work with the finger, taking it in and out. Once she is comfortable with one finger, I will introduce a second. I plan to take this approach and I am confident that she will be begging for my cock. This may take 3, 4 or even more attempts. I do not care. It has taken me twenty years to get to this point and I am not going to blow it now. I am so close.
Thoughts, ideas, suggestion.
AdmanDon't forget about using your tongue on her asshole. I had it done to me by one girl at an AMP and found out how really nice it is, so when I lick a woman's pussy I move down a bit and get the whole area. Apparently the anus has more nerve endings than even the genitals.
Don't forget about using your tongue on her asshole. I had it done to me by one girl at an AMP and found out how really nice it is, so when I lick a woman's pussy I move down a bit and get the whole area. Apparently the anus has more nerve endings than even the genitals.
When your down there cleaning her anus with your tongue. Be careful you don't end up getting a Bumper. See video for explaination.
http://www.efukt.com/20543_Pornstar_Quits_Over_Farting_Incident.html
Remember safety first.
Misfit
I also like analsex but I always thought it feels really tight but
I'm disappointed. A pussy feels better
I enjoyed really hot tight pussysex all the time and now I can't resist to ask "Why does everyone say it feels so tight"?
I don't feel much difference between anal and vaginalsex and vaginal feels wet. And also intensive with thin condom.
I don't know what's the problem but I can't enjoy anal.
The first thing is that:
I think about it.
Dream about really hardcore anal. Ahhhh good
But when I'm doing' anal it feels so tight (at first)but then. It feels so. Not so good.!
Too much lube doesn't feel good but it has nothin'to do with it. I guess?
Do I expect too much?
Or feels pussysex so much better for everyone?.
Do you think that men expect too much beacuse everyone's talkin'about that anal feels so tight?
I also like analsex but I always thought it feels really tight but
I'm disappointed. A pussy feels better. For me?
I enjoyed really hot tight pussysex all the time and now I can't resist to ask.
"Why does everyone say that analsex feels so tight"?
I don't feel much difference between anal and vaginalsex and vaginal feels wet. And also intensive with thin condom.
I don't know what's the problem but I can't enjoy anal.
The first thing is that:
I think about it.
Dream about really hardcore anal. Ahhhh good.
But when I'm doing' anal it feels so tight (at first)but then. It doesn't feel good anymore. It doesn't feel tight anymore
Too much lube doesn't feel good but it has nothin'to do with it. I guess?
Do I expect too much?.
Or feels pussysex so much better for everyone?.
Do you think that men expect too much beacuse everyone says that anal sex feels so tight?Pussysex feels also tight and extremely wet.
[QUOTE=Need Love]My experience
I also like analsex but I always thought it feels really tight but
I'm disappointed. A pussy feels better for me.
I enjoyed really hot tight pussysex all the time and now I can't resist to ask "Why does everyone say it feels so tight"?
I don't feel much difference between anal and vaginalsex and vaginal feels wet and also intensive with thin condom.
I don't know what's the problem but I can't enjoy anal.
The first thing is that.
I think about it.
Dream about really hardcore anal. Ahhhh good.
But when I'm doing' anal it feels so tight (at first)but then. It doesn't feel so tight anymore
Too much lube doesn't feel good but it has nothin'to do with it. I guess?
Do I expect too much?
Or feels pussysex so much better for everyone?
Do you think that men expect too much because everyone says that anal feels so tight?
Member #4376
07-16-10, 11:23
Adolescent drivel.I think you need to get off your dad's computer and go to your room.
Sheesh.
Need love - you have a strange writing style.
Me? I like both ass and pussy. Good anal feels much hotter and tighter than any pussy, but some chick's asses are so stretched & loose, and/or they use so much lube, that it really doesn't feel that much better.
But in my experience, chicks who likes anal are typically really hot, horny and freaky. And that attitude makes all of it good!
Also - bareback anal feels SO MUCH BETTER than covered anal!
[QUOTE=Need Love]My experience
I also like analsex but I always thought it feels really tight but
I'm disappointed. A pussy feels better for me.
I enjoyed really hot tight pussysex all the time and now I can't resist to ask "Why does everyone say it feels so tight"?
I don't feel much difference between anal and vaginalsex and vaginal feels wet and also intensive with thin condom.
I don't know what's the problem but I can't enjoy anal.
The first thing is that.
I think about it.
Dream about really hardcore anal. Ahhhh good.
But when I'm doing' anal it feels so tight (at first)but then. It doesn't feel so tight anymore
Too much lube doesn't feel good but it has nothin'to do with it. I guess?
Do I expect too much?
Or feels pussysex so much better for everyone?
Do you think that men expect too much because everyone says that anal feels so tight?
It will work out in the end.
Me? I like both ass and pussy. Good anal feels much hotter and tighter than any pussy, but some chick's asses are so stretched & loose, and/or they use so much lube, that it really doesn't feel that much better.
I would agree with Ren Man. I still prefer pussy, but doing her anal is a nice alternative.
But in my experience, chicks who likes anal are typically really hot, horny and freaky. And that attitude makes all of it good!
Definitely SO TRUE!!!
Murdogg525
08-11-10, 12:40
Just a little remembrance for ya BC
Just a little remembrance for ya BC
I was licking that slit just above the booty hole. I might have let my tongue run down a little too far both were good. Thats what I had for lunch. Thanks
Uncle Booty
Could someone tell me what the best overall lube is. I have used astroglide but it gets sticky after just a few min. If you can let me know PM me if you like.
Thank you
Asianluvr11
08-13-10, 19:13
Have you tried Joe Lube? It is in a tube.
I bought some at Walgreens.
No issues with the stuff.
Astroglide, KY & Joe Lube are all water based lubes that use glycerin. If they start getting sticky you need to add a little moisture. There's also the house brands that Walgreens, CVS and others carry. Walgreens has 80 choices on their website; they also list the ingredients. Everyone's body is different so what works with one lady may or may not work with another.
...Everyone's body is different so what works with one lady may or may not work with another.
Not only that, but each lady has differing degrees of tightness and how she prefers to feel inside. I'm relatively new to anal, but here are my experiences so far.
One lady & I used a silicone based product and neither of us felt much, she was too lose and silicone was too slippery. A bad combination. A different girl that I was with used a water based gel, as reported, got sticky and needed to be reapplied often. The sticky seemed very messy. The best results that I had was with just plain old spit. Got plenty for free, apply at any time, has a nice feel to it regardless of how loose or tight the girl was. So now I try spit first unless she requests otherwise.
Not only that, but each lady has differing degrees of tightness and how she prefers to feel inside. I'm relatively new to anal, but here are my experiences so far.
One lady & I used a silicone based product and neither of us felt much, she was too lose and silicone was too slippery. A bad combination. A different girl that I was with used a water based gel, as reported, got sticky and needed to be reapplied often. The sticky seemed very messy. The best results that I had was with just plain old spit. Got plenty for free, apply at any time, has a nice feel to it regardless of how loose or tight the girl was. So now I try spit first unless she requests otherwise.Very true, water based products become sticky after just a short time. Spit usually works well for me, however, I do like to apply baby oil to the anal area first. That makes it so much easier for the penetrating process.
Very true, water based products become sticky after just a short time. Spit usually works well for me, however, I do like to apply baby oil to the anal area first. That makes it so much easier for the penetrating process.
Baby oil is nice indeed, but only for bareback! It will disintegrate a condom.
(so will olive oil, as I learned firsthand once!)
Baby oil is nice indeed, but only for bareback! It will disintegrate a condom.
(so will olive oil, as I learned firsthand once!)If you use just a little baby oil you will be fine. I use it just on my anal area and have never had a breakage problem or any other issues. Otherwise I do use Astroglide.
Could someone tell me what the best overall lube is. I have used astroglide but it gets sticky after just a few min. If you can let me know PM me if you like.
Thank youI would suggest a product called Elbow Grease for anal play, it doesn't get sticky. Mineral oil based, not water base latex safe.
Longjohn 13
08-28-10, 17:21
I would suggest a product called Elbow Grease for anal play, it doesn't get sticky. Mineral oil based, not water base latex safe.Gun oil is the best lube in my opinion.
Marketed for males if you know what I mean.
TexasMonger
09-17-10, 21:49
Take a look at this one :-)
Cheers
TM
Hey guys. Our shared passion goes mainstream:
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Share this with your lady friends!
"Why do women who have anal sex get more orgasms? "
Absolutely beautiful. I'd lick that all day long.
Take a look at this one.
Cheers.
TM
Recently I had been to Bogota. I had an excellent overnite escort in my hotel room. Due to effect of viagra tab my performance was superlative as I am myself man of 50. My 18 yr old partner came 3 times and was in love with a gentleman like me! Against her service rules she agreed for ANAL, we did anal successfully that too twice, ofcourse thanks to viagra!
Looking backwards I did not find it any enchanting as many here describe it. Straight sex is much more better as the grip is spread over longer area as compared to ANAL which is limited to the muscle ring. Also it some spunk did come out the second time needing cleaning, however the orgy continued after only due to Viagra. That chemical compound really wards off ED.
I am keen to know opinions of connisseurs as well as your criticism
Recently I had been to Bogota. I had an excellent overnite escort in my hotel room. Due to effect of viagra tab my performance was superlative as I am myself man of 50. My 18 yr old partner came 3 times and was in love with a gentleman like me! Against her service rules she agreed for ANAL, we did anal successfully that too twice, ofcourse thanks to viagra!
Looking backwards I did not find it any enchanting as many here describe it. Straight sex is much more better as the grip is spread over longer area as compared to ANAL which is limited to the muscle ring. Also it some spunk did come out the second time needing cleaning, however the orgy continued after only due to Viagra. That chemical compound really wards off ED.
I am keen to know opinions of connisseurs as well as your criticismWell sometimes, if a lady does anal a lot, or has done it with someone else recently, the hole is open and loose enough that it doesn't feel that much better than a pussy. And though you're supposed to be generous with the lube, too much lube can reduce the friction to the point where it's not as nice as it could be. You'll know if she's too loose if you have minimal resistance getting it inside. When she's tight and you have to work a bit to open her up, ah man! That's the ticket!
Different positions and angles can make a big difference too. It's got to be just right. My favorite is when the lady does cowgirl anal. Just laying on my back and letting her lower her ass onto my cock. Watching the look in her eyes as I pop inside, then hit bottom. Mmm!
And the more you do it, the better you'll be able to judge the right lube strategy. Even though you want it to slip in without causing her too much pain, you DEFINITELY want that hot, tight friction happening.
If you want to experience absolutely sublime ass fucking, find a partner you trust enough to go bareback. Oh my God! Bareback anal is the best feeling you could imagine! And blowing a load inside that bare ass. Wow!
Very true, water based products become sticky after just a short time. Spit usually works well for me, however, I do like to apply baby oil to the anal area first. That makes it so much easier for the penetrating process.It is a FACT that baby oil will disintegrate the condom if you are using one. Do NOT take this advise.
If you want to experience absolutely sublime ass fucking, find a partner you trust enough to go bareback. Oh my God! Bareback anal is the best feeling you could imagine! And blowing a load inside that bare ass. Wow!Amen bro. Best feeling in the world. My best ass fuck buddies would have to be Chanel, Tammy & Sunshine.
Misfit
R Consultant
11-30-10, 09:18
Cowgirl with any position works for this old workhorse! Giddy up girl!
Happy Hunting.
Well sometimes, if a lady does anal a lot, or has done it with someone else recently, the hole is open and loose enough that it doesn't feel that much better than a pussy. And though you're supposed to be generous with the lube, too much lube can reduce the friction to the point where it's not as nice as it could be. You'll know if she's too loose if you have minimal resistance getting it inside. When she's tight and you have to work a bit to open her up, ah man! That's the ticket!
Different positions and angles can make a big difference too. It's got to be just right. My favorite is when the lady does cowgirl anal. Just laying on my back and letting her lower her ass onto my cock. Watching the look in her eyes as I pop inside, then hit bottom. Mmm!
And the more you do it, the better you'll be able to judge the right lube strategy. Even though you want it to slip in without causing her too much pain, you DEFINITELY want that hot, tight friction happening.
If you want to experience absolutely sublime ass fucking, find a partner you trust enough to go bareback. Oh my God! Bareback anal is the best feeling you could imagine! And blowing a load inside that bare ass. Wow!
Almost a month and no one's getting any back door action? C'mon guys. Tell all!
Buttman269
12-28-10, 13:44
Well Ill share since there seems to be a lack of anal activity in the last month. I met a nice young lady at A local strip club here in Lansing. The one that can't keep it's name straight for more than a year. LOL! I walked in about midnight and sat at a table close to the back of the club. There were only a hand full of girls at the club that night and most of the club was empty. After buying a couple of drinks one of the ladys came to sit with me. She was actually one of the hottest girls I've seen there in a while. I'm talking 5'10, 125, beautiful face, with a short haircut, and a nice peanut butter complexion. I bought her a drink as we chatted my hands were exploring her hot body as we talked. She was apparently visiting for the holidays from the Detroit area and just working at the club for some extra cash.
A tear began to roll down my cheek as I gladly accepted the offer. And man. It was like finding water in the Sahara desert! She told me that anal sex was her absolute favorite way to have sex. Which left me wondering where has she been my whole life. She then fell to her knees and took me into her mouth, I felt my member began to throb as she slowly sucked it and took the whole length deep into her throat. She then turned around and pulled down her pants. Her perfect tight ass was smiling at me. I fell to my knees, and split those sexy cheeks and buried my face deep btwn those cheeks. After eating her asshole like the last supper. I force my throbbing cock into her sweet asshole and it was like heaven. She couldn't get enough. As I continue to pound that sweetness, she's telling me how she loves the feeling of having her asshole stretched out, and how good I feel inside her, then I explode. Deep in her asshole! After round 2 I was so spent, I took her home and called it a night. I offered her $ for her time and hospitality, and strangely enough she declined. But after I insisted, she took it. And let me tell you. That was the best $ I ever spent.
Member #5469
12-30-10, 17:17
Enjoy and Happy New Year.
Enjoy and Happy New Year.Not bad, not bad at all.
Misfit
Member #5469
12-31-10, 20:26
Enjoy and Happy New Year.And a couple more.
This BSW smelled so bad I could not proceed. I could not tell if it was from the front or back, but I think it was from the front. Too bad cause she was alot of fun to be with and a true PSE off the map. She had some HPV warts on her lips so preferred the back door.
And a couple more.How well do I know that butt. Fact seen it the other day. I think she has one of the preties butt around. I t feels good, looks good. What else can I say.
BC
Member #5469
01-01-11, 21:39
How well do I know that butt. Fact seen it the other day. I think she has one of the preties butt around. I t feels good, looks good. What else can I say.
BCI figured these would get your attention. LOL.
I figured these would get your attention. LOL.Just got off the phone with that butt. She wanted to know when you were going to see her again. Guess we need to do a 3 some with her. She would like that. I like Booty's. Hers is great.
Thanks 526.
BC
Next time you shove junior in your significant others backdoor by "mistake". Make her watch this video, everybody loves a happy ending. Hell even Scott Baio "Charles in Charge" gives the best performance of his career.
http://www.chilloutzone.net/video/wrong-hole-song.html
Misfit
Saw one of my favorite ladies in the Indianapolis area this past week. She has been flying under the radar for her, but she is well know in this area. We did all of the usual stuff but ended up with a great trip to the Greek islands. Just used a little spit plus her VJ secretions. It felt soooo good. Not only does she clam down on you in her VJ, she does the same thing in her ass. Damn she is good.
Member #5469
01-29-11, 23:15
I figured these would get your attention. LOL.Love watchin this call play with her booty hole.
Member #5469
01-30-11, 13:16
Love watchin this call play with her booty hole.Another bootilicious pic for ya.
Member #5469
01-30-11, 15:30
Another bootilicious pic for ya.And more recent playtime.
Another bootilicious pic for ya.You and Glock are doing a good job of tormenting me with these booty shots. Everytime I see them I have to go and get some booty. Maybe not the ones you guys are showing. Booty Call.
Keep up the good work.
Uncle Booty
Member #5469
02-03-11, 22:59
You and Glock are doing a good job of tormenting me with these booty shots. Everytime I see them I have to go and get some booty. Maybe not the ones you guys are showing. Booty Call.
Keep up the good work.
Uncle BootyI gots to help ya keep that testosterone flowin.
Member #5469
02-06-11, 14:27
I gots to help ya keep that testosterone flowin.He BC. I going to keep ya goin.
Member #5469
02-06-11, 14:34
I know many of you prefer ladies with pretty browneyes.
Member #5469
02-07-11, 18:02
I know many of you prefer ladies with pretty browneyes.Another pic of my favorite hobby.
He BC. I going to keep ya goin.Man that is a good looking booty and brown eye. I would love to give her a Chinese blow job. At least lick that booty. Thanks Dogg.
Uncle Booty
Davidonecall
02-07-11, 23:27
I know many of you prefer ladies with pretty browneyes.This is like one of the best browneyes I have ever seen. Very nice.
Those are some awesome browneye photos!
This browneye would freak me out though.
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l226/otneco3/brown_eye.gif
Another pic of my favorite hobby.Wish I had a hobby like that to play with. You should be ashamed of your self doing your ole friend like that.
All I can do now is be a good boy and maybe Santa will bring that booty and put under the Christmas tree. LOL LOL Some people have all the luck.
BC
A while ago. I had a girl who was nice and hot. She loved it in the ass. Oh wow. What a rare treat. Fun thing was that she would take a small vibrator and stick it in her pussy. My god the vibrations while pounding her ass. You can also do the same with Anal beads. She would let me stick them up there and you could fuck her with your dick feeling the bumps just drove me nuts. One clean girl. It was great. Now its hard to find these girls. If your significant other can be convinced. Give it a try. Well worth it. Just a few weeks ago I found a civilian who loves it in front but loves her ass fingered also. She is the best.
Davidonecall
02-10-11, 15:31
A while ago. I had a girl who was nice and hot. She loved it in the ass. Oh wow. What a rare treat. Fun thing was that she would take a small vibrator and stick it in her pussy. My god the vibrations while pounding her ass. You can also do the same with Anal beads. She would let me stick them up there and you could fuck her with your dick feeling the bumps just drove me nuts. One clean girl. It was great. Now its hard to find these girls. If your significant other can be convinced. Give it a try. Well worth it. Just a few weeks ago I found a civilian who loves it in front but loves her ass fingered also. She is the best.I wish I can find a provider that loves it in the ass or will let you play with it (hit it) until you pop. They think that they have gold in there ass and want way to much money. You are very lucky, she is a keeper
I wish I can find a provider that loves it in the ass or will let you play with it (hit it) until you pop. They think that they have gold in there ass and want way to much money. You are very lucky, she is a keeperAudrey on ********
Savvyguy08
03-10-11, 16:49
I wish I can find a provider that loves it in the ass or will let you play with it (hit it) until you pop. They think that they have gold in there ass and want way to much money. You are very lucky, she is a keeperI too like a good anal provider. Let me know what area you are looking in and I will try and help. I know a few in the Phoenix area.
Bevo Martini
03-26-11, 21:44
I was banging my latest civilian MILF last week. I had her turn over and get on her knees for K9 when she says "put in the other hole baby".
Damn I love it when THEY love it! I love milfs for this reason. After they squeeze out a few pups, they learn new things. A lot of ladies in Seattle are wanting Greek (both older & younger.) They one I nailed Greek last week told me that "there is nothing better than being shoved face down on the living room carpet and getting pounded in the ass." Needless to say, I almost blew my load right there. My other favorite thing is the groan a MILF lets out when you slowly go balls deep in her ass for the first time. BTW, thanks for the Greek pics. I am trying to get one of theses milfs to let me take one.
I have found a few girls who specifically mentioned,"NO ANAL" when I started seeing them. Funny thing is that once they get to know me and trust me, the option is considered. This took about three dates to get to the point of anal play (contact with fingers, including penetration of finger or thumb) , perhaps two more dates to finally get the Greek tour. I employed the very gradual gentle method that "Cephlapod Love" wrote about previously with great success! Thanks again for the awesome advice! I can only add that the absolute best thing that you can do is to pay attention to her reactions and stopping immediately if that is what she desires! This goes a long way with the trust issue. If you can't control yourself in this manner, then you need to find a provider is is open to this activity from the beginning.
Now one of the girls, let's me play there every time I see her! Not even her BF gets the privilege since he becomes too excited and forceful. Got her to cum with squirting several times on a few occasions, something that only one other peer has been able to get her to do once.
Don't ask me for their info as I was told by them that they don't want it widely known that they do this activity. I'm mentioning all of this because you too might have the same success if you build up a trusting relationship.
These same have never asked for a change in the rate. They viewed it as an option that they themselves decided to engage in doing. YMMV, but something that you might want to consider.
Bevo Martini
03-27-11, 03:46
Lots of providers in Seattle / Portland offer Greek. No upcharge. I think it is a NW thing. My wife will only take it in the ass whenever we swing. She loves a dp. We even found a provider to give it to her w / a strap-on in the ass. Next is a gangbang for her. All women like Greek when it is done right.
Bevo Martini,
If you like experienced woman, try hooking up with a GILF. Just check out this video but try not to toss your cookies like this poor bastard. Porn actores should be more professional even in epic fails like this one. LMAO.
http://www.efukt.com/20849_Gilf_Has_Trouble_With_Anal.html
Misfit
Savvyguy08
03-28-11, 00:33
I agree with Fbtom (post 684)
Trust is the issue. I have had similar experience with ones that post no anal. Nothing better than getting one to give it up and the look on their face when you get it in the first time. Priceless.
I have not previously posted in this forum, but want to echo the other comments about taking your time. I have had quite a few give up the gold after they were used to seeing me. One I had been meeting for about two years and one night, I just started with a few fingers, then not too much later the one eyed snake. The look on her face was priceless and she loved it.
Interestingly, I have noticed more providers offering greek as a matter of routine. Some are still advertising more. However, the last one told me on our first date that she would for a grand. HA! I told her no way that was happening. Next date, we did the deed, no added charge, in fact I went overtime no fee. Damn she is nice. Red head. MILF. What else needs be said.
One of my all time favorites from a few years ago went from not doing anal due to some health issues (her excuse) , to demanding it with 10 minutes of meeting up after a few dates. Damn I miss her!
...The look on her face was priceless and she loved it.
I agree with Fbtom (post 684)
Trust is the issue. I have had similar experience with ones that post no anal. Nothing better than getting one to give it up and the look on their face when you get it in the first time. Priceless. Totally agree with you guys! I wished that I had thought ahead and made a video or got pics of that look! Simply awesome!
Savvyguy08
03-30-11, 13:55
Totally agree with you guys! I wished that I had thought ahead and made a video or got pics of that look! Simply awesome!I like doing it mish the first time. Getting her all wet and prepared and then slipping down to position and watching her face closely as I enter for the first time.
After the first time I like hitting it from behind and going deep.
Cephlapod Love
03-30-11, 23:09
Apparently Lost a good friend today. A sudden departure from the scene by a monger can mean only one thing.
So I hope things work out OK for him and he finds a solution and happiness in his life! Best to him for the future!
Times like this bring a bit of recognition and reflection. A solid example about how this hobby, while fun, is periphery in life and there are more important things.
Good luck friend! Godspeed!
CL
Apparently Lost a good friend today. A sudden departure from the scene by a monger can mean only one thing.
So I hope things work out OK for him and he finds a solution and happiness in his life! Best to him for the future!
Times like this bring a bit of recognition and reflection. A solid example about how this hobby, while fun, is periphery in life and there are more important things.
Good luck friend! Godspeed!
CLI'm guessing the poor bastard got married? Being stuck with the same ball & chain, damn I'm never doing that. Better off dead. Or better yet a smile on the lips & a different hole everyday. I hope Bad Religion does not sue my ass for changing their lyrics around. LOL.
Misfit
Another pic of my favorite hobby.Hope 526 hasn't run out of pics. I f you 526 go out and take some more. I like Browneye pics. Makes me want to give her a Chinese blow job.
SS2
Got to do the ass of a married hot body housewife today. No charge of course. Thanks to Craig's List Casual Encounters! It's been a while. Nice to be back in the game!
(sorry. She wouldn't let me take pix)
Got to do the ass of a married hot body housewife today. No charge of course. Thanks to Craig's List Casual Encounters! It's been a while. Nice to be back in the game!
(sorry. She wouldn't let me take pix) Nice going Ren Man!
I am but a novice in the mongering world, but I'm looking forward to being able to provide some stories about my own trips to the Greek isles. Hoping to find something in the NOVA area.
Savvyguy08
04-15-11, 00:47
Got to do the ass of a married hot body housewife today. No charge of course. Thanks to Craig's List Casual Encounters! It's been a while. Nice to be back in the game!
(sorry. She wouldn't let me take pix) I have also had great sex with married woman that weren't getting what they needed from their husbands. Good find RM
Trey Longo
04-28-11, 15:14
Headed to the World Series in 6 weeks or so, and would appreciate any recommendations.
Thanks,
TL
Trey Longo
05-18-11, 08:28
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/2387909356.html
OMG.
Kid Monger
05-18-11, 17:11
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/2387909356.html
OMG. Got flagged. What was it?
Member #5469
05-21-11, 15:45
Just thought I would share an image with ya.
Just thought I would share an image with ya.Hershey's kisses anyone.
Misfit
Just thought I would share an image with ya.Fathersday is coming up and I would like to have that booty as a gift. LOL I keep hoping. Now members Mdogg is a very good friend of mine. Sometimes I can say that. I just love that ass.
Uncle Booty
Davidonecall
05-22-11, 16:53
I would not mind getting some today. All of a sudden I have gotten an urge for Greek. Thanks for the picture.
Just thought I would share an image with ya.
Been kinda slow for me. My current CLCE housewife is slow to warm to ass-fucking. Hopefully that will change soon, or I'll be throwing her back and finding a new one! Got to have that ass!
What about the rest of you pervs?
Been kinda slow for me. My current CLCE housewife is slow to warm to ass-fucking. Hopefully that will change soon, or I'll be throwing her back and finding a new one! Got to have that ass!
What about the rest of you pervs? Well Dogg and myself got some Friday week ago but no pics. Can't pass info cause she's private stock.
BC
The Big Man
07-06-11, 09:11
I thought I was the only one who an insatiable appetite for Greek. I just can't get enough.
Member #5469
07-09-11, 13:40
Well Dogg and myself got some Friday week ago but no pics. Can't pass info cause she's private stock.
BCYea. That little browneye was glowing red when we finished with her that day. I think she was dripping from both holes as I recall. If I had a longer lunch break, I think we could have had drips from her third hole as well.
Yea. That little browneye was glowing red when we finished with her that day. I think she was dripping from both holes as I recall. If I had a longer lunch break, I think we could have had drips from her third hole as well.Well on 7-14-11 we revisited that browneye. Damn it licks good also. When we left she had two holes really dripping.
Reason the third had none we ran out. I can only handle that twice a week. Keep asking my partner to bring a friend of his. He just won't share. LOL LOL LOL LOL.
Uncle Booty
HotVaBeachMan
07-26-11, 21:12
Pretty cool 1 min 30 sec video. She definitely has a very intense orgasm just from Anal sex.
HVBM.
http://efukt.com/20901_Anal_Orgasms_DO_Exist_.html
I've never seen that before."That was awesome" indeed.
Pretty cool 1 min 30 sec video. She definitely has a very intense orgasm just from Anal sex.
HVBM.
http://efukt.com/20901_Anal_Orgasms_DO_Exist_.htmlDammit why can't I find a provider that does Greek without charging an arm and a leg extra?
I've never seen that before."That was awesome" indeed.
Dammit why can't I find a provider that does Greek without charging an arm and a leg extra?I've known a lady for years who provides backdoor entertainment for no extra. She loves it and pretty much begs me to pop her backdoor every time. Never fails to give her an orgasm.
She's quite tight, so it takes a little work, but the ride is damn sweet.
Especially if you're in L.A.!
I've known a lady for years who provides backdoor entertainment for no extra. She loves it and pretty much begs me to pop her backdoor every time. Never fails to give her an orgasm.
She's quite tight, so it takes a little work, but the ride is damn sweet.
I've never seen that before."That was awesome" indeed.
Dammit why can't I find a provider that does Greek without charging an arm and a leg extra?I am not sure if she is cumming or simply dealing with a lot of pain from her sphincter. Pain is part of the game though.
http://www.sunporno.com/tube/videos/406490/anale-14_young-fetish-girl-analsex.avi.html
Especially if you're in L.A.!She's a bit under the radar. A little secret of mine. Tell you what, though, if you get to the Ocala\Gainesville area in Florida, you can PM me. Maybe I'll give you her contact info. Or not.
HotVaBeachMan
08-09-11, 18:57
I am not sure if she is cumming or simply dealing with a lot of pain from her sphincter. Pain is part of the game though.
http://www.sunporno.com/tube/videos/406490/anale-14_young-fetish-girl-analsex.avi.htmlI think she just came because the angle of the guys cock was pushing her "G" spot through her pussy / ass dividing wall. Cumming explains her kicking the guy off (probably got super sensitive after the "O") , as well as the shakes that she had. I'm not sure, but I think she asked "What Happened" to herself when she got on the side of the bed. She also seem very turned on when the guy came over and played with her tits. I don't think that if it was just pain she would have reacted that way. I also showed it to a SW at a no-tel recently and she really thought that it was for real too (although she wouldn't let me tap her very fine ass.).
Either way. A very hot video.
HVBM
I am not sure if she is cumming or simply dealing with a lot of pain from her sphincter. Pain is part of the game though.
http://www.sunporno.com/tube/videos/406490/anale-14_young-fetish-girl-analsex.avi.htmlThat's not necessarily true. As I said in another post, I've known a lady for years who really gets of on anal sex. And, I recently saw a lady who doesn't offer greek because of a bad experience. She was a little unsure, but made an exception with me, on the condition that we stop if it became to painful.
She quite enjoyed it, though. Had herself two big O's. And, by her own admission, she was surprised at how good it felt. And now, she is looking forward to us doing it again. So, am I, as it was very, very good.
So, pain isn't always part of the game.
HotVaBeachMan
08-19-11, 22:34
Worth watching.
http://efukt.com/20879_Did_I_Just_Do_Anal?_IDK.html
HVBM
Best shock porn ever is on Efukt. If you really want to toss your cookies check out Extremefuse.
Misfit
Bassmaster 47
08-25-11, 13:25
Absolutely. Many women love anal because the Os are really intense. The sphincter has far more nerve endings so you don't need to go deep. Once you are in and things are heating up, listen or feel for her cues. Trust me, unless she is screaming and clawing at your cock, she's probably having a great time. And sometimes, she will scream and claw at your cock because it's so intense for her. Nailed a few chicks and when they like it, they LOVE it. Be gentle and patient but once they get into it, they become anal fiends. One gal would not let me stop until I had fucker her in the ass. Repeatedly. And she was willing to do anything to get me hard again.
Don't do it that much since only handful of women offer it on the plate, but I did get hold of a peice of UTR earlier this month that turned out to be on the rag and claimed she liked anal She did and orgasmed so I would definitely be up for more especially if the girl enjoys it rather than just takes it.
Pretty cool 1 min 30 sec video. She definitely has a very intense orgasm just from Anal sex.
HVBM.
http://efukt.com/20901_Anal_Orgasms_DO_Exist_.htmlThis is shit stain all over. Would go raw!
http://www.boldporn.com/video/1458/s.ain-booty-anal
Likes it is great, takes it is ok. Keep in mind that play for pay is all about you. You're the customer, don't confuse pleasant submission with anything more than a way to a paycheck. She doesn't love and probably is disgusted over what she is putting herself through to make a buck. All of that said, with the right attitude you can have fun. Don't be abusive but don't expect anything more than a business transaction.
Phompee.
Don't do it that much since only handful of women offer it on the plate, but I did get hold of a peice of UTR earlier this month that turned out to be on the rag and claimed she liked anal She did and orgasmed so I would definitely be up for more especially if the girl enjoys it rather than just takes it.
Likes it is great, takes it is ok. Keep in mind that play for pay is all about you. You're the customer, don't confuse pleasant submission with anything more than a way to a paycheck. She doesn't love and probably is disgusted over what she is putting herself through to make a buck. All of that said, with the right attitude you can have fun. Don't be abusive but don't expect anything more than a business transaction.
Phompee.I will agree that this is probably true for most women, but don't be so quick to dismiss the possibility that some women still make a conscience choice to do certain things or not.
For example: I have an UTR hottie who insists that she will NOT do anal ever. Made a very tempting offer just to see if she would accept."No" was still her response. She is so against it that she said that she will end the date if I even so much as touch her forbidden zone.
Yesterday, after a very nice car date and after hanging out for about an hour at a bar, she begs me to see her again. She tells me that she can send the kids out and we could go up to her hotel room. That was enticing enough for me to say yes. She is a bigger gal with a large torso. Not my norm, but what is wrong with a little variety?
So, today I call ahead of time to confirm our date. We adjust the meeting time according to our current situations. She said that she'the meet me in the lobby of the dilapidated hotel. As I approach, I'm nervous of a possible setup with the boys in blue or a robbery attempt. After all, I'm entering her territory. So I park about two blocks away, emptied everything except essentials from pockets and with a keen eye I'm looking all around for anything suspicious. When I arrive, she is unaware that I'm approaching from her flank. I observe her being a typical mom yelling at her kids to put a jacket on since the temp's are dropping.
She is startled to see me suddenly at her side. The kids are playing in the parking lot with an adult, so we head into the building. I didn't tell her, but I stayed at this hotel about 25 years ago. It looks as though that was the last time it was remodeled. Quite run down now.
On the way in, she is hit on by one of the residents. She tried to convince me that the dude stalks her all the time and she has no interest in him. Whatever, it is none of my business. I simply think he knows what she does. We go to the room number that she mentioned yesterday, so at least I know that wasn't a lie. I'm pleasantly surprised to enter into a cramped, but very orderly clean room. I hit the restroom to prepare myself and to scope out the place before starting anything.
We start off with dfk, undressing each other. I continue to play with her huge breasts while she is stroking my cock. Then I have her lie on her back for some DATY fun. She is very responsive with a few small orgasms. I then insert two fingers to stroke her g-spot to her having an even better orgasm. Just like her breasts, the clit, the pussy, and her g-spot are huge! She was partially shaved. Tea bagging then BBBJ seemed like a natural progression at this time.
She isn't spectacular with anything so far, but she takes instructions well. Mish is next and for such a gig gal, she is quite flexible and throws it back very well. Almost to the point of yelling repeatedly saying, 'Give me that cock, give me that cum! '
More BBBJ then I tell her to do it doggy. She had no idea what I meant, LOL! Now this is where it gets REAL interesting. Last night was the first time ever with her and she tells me her limits are "no kissing and nothing anal". Well, the no kissing only lasted about five minutes. Today, as I'm tapping her from behind, I wet my thumb and rub her forbidden zone. She was far more open to this than I had thought considering her 'nothing anal' rule. Her sphincter appears to look like a raised mini doughnut. The only time I have ever seen that is on women who do anal sex. She starts to gape very quickly and hasn't protested in any manner so far. So I let the thumb 'slip' inside. She seems to be getting hotter with this manner of play. So I pull my cock out of her pussy and proceed to rub her swollen gaping anus. She is still positioned so that her pussy has the best access. She verbally protested and swatted my cock away as if it were an annoying fly. I then continue to 'rub her the wrong way' and I noticed that her body language didn't match her words. Now her ass has lowered so that the anus is lined up for the best position for entry as I'm continuing to slightly poke and tease her gaping asshole. All the while she is still repeatedly saying, 'No! '. Suddenly she thrusts herself onto my cock saying in disbelief and excitement, 'OMG! ' over and over again with each stroke having increasing penetration and rhythm. As I'm responding in a very happy manner with my cock firming up as though it had been only semi-hard previously, she is getting near an orgasm herself and starts thrusting against me even more aggressively. At this time, her internal body heat becomes very apparent and it felt as though her sphincter clamped down on my cock as we both had simultaneous orgasms. I haven't come that hard in a long time and was visibly weak kneed as I retreated to wash off the resulting 'mud' that had been slightly oozing from the action. She was laughing afterwards with my staggered walk asking, 'Are you OK? '
She was a dream date in that I was only expecting maybe a thirty-minute quickie considering the situation, but tells me at the start that we have two hours available. Even though there was time remaining, I could only muster one pop after that awesome encounter. So we hung out and talked awhile. She was very friendly with more DFK. Smiling from ear to ear, asking me to come back for more anytime, as long as I call first so she can get a sitter for the kids.
Now it is about six hours later and my cock feels as though it is slightly bruised, reminding me of the fun we had earlier. 'OH, what a feeling! '
SlamBang2001
10-08-11, 20:15
Hey guys,
Been appreciating the 'Anal Connoiseurs' thread for a while now. It always seems kinda slow, although that was nice post by Fbtom about his trip to greece. Thanks buddy. .
Well, thought I'd contribute a little myself here and see if we can't get things going a little bit.
I have this GF that's out of country for the moment. A little background on her is that she totally innocent. I was her first sex. All throughout our relationship, I given her a LOT of anal play. Vibrators, dildos, fingers, cock insertions (without fucking though) , and I've given her 3 good ass fuckings that she prolly not going to forget. Bare. .
While she's been away, I like to carry-on txt / skype convos with her wherein I like to describe to her all the twisted fucked thoughts I have in my mind about fucking her in the ass. When she gets back, I'm planning on kicking up the anal activity with her up a notch, and that's how this saved convo starts. Yes, I know I'm a sick fuck, and you guys can thank me by continuing to upload more awesome posts.
"Me: so I was thinking about how you're going to come visit for two months. And everything that I want to do with you.
GF. Hahaha om nom nom nom.
Me: right when I pick you up, I'm going to put you in the backseat of the car, and strip off all your clothes. Are you touching urself right now?
GF. Hehehe imma wear naughty stuff inside the.
Me: YES!
GF. Ummm yea; p. And then what else.
Me: touch your asshole a little bit, I'll be playing with it a lot, so you shud get used to it.
Me: then I can put my fingers in your pussy and play with that too while I squeeze your tits. Mmm.
Me: Then I'm going to put my middle finger all the way up your butt, and tell you 'this is mine now, and I'm going to have it whenever and however I want. ; p.
GF. Hehe how about pussy?
Me:. Your pussy was already getting worked out before I stuck my finger in your ass.
GF. U can whisper in my ears that you love me so much.
Me: so I'm stretching your ass with my fingers, and I'm whispering in your ear. How sweet you are, and how great your asshole feels. Hehehe.
Me: do you remember that little blue vibrator. That I used to like to put up your butt?
GF. Yeap I remember.
Me: Well I have one with TWO plugs. One is going in your front, and one is going in your back. So ull be filled up, all you need is something for your mouth.
GF. Why my mouth? So I don't scream?
Me: OMG, that's so hot, I think you understand perfectly. .
Me: I'll put my cock in your mouth for a while, and wipe my cock on your face. Then I'll put you in the front seat, still completely naked, with the two plugs in your front and back. And drive you back to my house. For more fun. Eeee.
GF. But then everyone will see me naked. Hahaha.
Me: you can have a big hat to cover urslef.
Me: Allright, I'm going to go think about what happens next.
GF. Hahahahaha what's next.
Me: I have a few idea, I think at this point in the story, simple is the best.
GF. Hehehe eeeeee.
Me: I'm going to take you home, and put you on my bed on your back, pull the plug out your but, and give you a good medium hard fucking in the ass.
GF. Hahaha.
Me: you might have to scream a little bit, but it won't be anything too hard.
Me: Do you remember the first time I really fucked you hard in the ass?
Me: It was like in a hotel in LA, and we were in missionary postion, and I was in your ass and going as HARD as I cud.
GF. Hehehe.
Me: Do you remember that one.
GF. How about the front?
Me: The front still has the other vibrator in it. That's going to make you cum good while I'm fucking your ass. For like 1hr. I'll time it. .
GF. Yeaaap I remember. Hahaha.
Me: hehehe, did it hurt so bad?
GF. Yeap, it kinda did.
Me: Like how bad, wrst feeling ever?
Me: Yeah, I knew it was going to hurt real bad, but I wanted the first time to be the worst for you, that's why I fucked your ass as hard as I cud for as long as I cud. Hehehe.
GF. Well it hurts like a lot, but for you I will.
Me: oh great baby, that's so hot, that's exactly the attitude I want you to have. I'll respect your ass most of the time.
Me: ok, so this time it'll just be a regular solid ass fucking, not anything too hard, just a good fucking.
Me: I have to wake you up in the night and fuck your ass again too. Oh my god, that was the hottest sex I've ever had in my life.
Me: It was so good, do you remember I was licking and sucking your ear while I was covering your mouth not to scream?
GF. Yeap I did and I just woke up so I didn't know what's going on hehe.
Me: With my dick all the way in your ass, and I was rubbing your pussy with my other hand?
GF. You know I sleep like a monster and it takes me a good 30 mins after I wake to come back to earth.
Me: oh yeah, that's so hot, baby, so basically your telling me I can do anything I want to your ass when your alseep?
Me: I was kissing / sucking your ear cause I know it makes you cum. And I wanted ut to cum while I was fucking your ass in the middle of the night. Cause its so dirty if you cum when you don't want to.
GF. Hahahahahaa omm nom nom nom.
Me: How many times do you think you came when I was riding your ass in the middle of the night?
Me: I think you were cumming a lot right, cause I think at first you were screaming for me because it hurt so bad, but then I think you started screaming cause you were cumming. Is that right?
GF. Hehehe not telling.
Me: What the hell? Oooh your so naughty to keep a secret. OMG. I think you came a lot. I think it might have been the best sex you ever had too. Eeee.
GF. Hahaha. Not telling.
Me: oooohhhh your so dirty to make me guess. We'll have to do it again then and count next time ok. Hehehe"
Bunker Buster
10-09-11, 14:57
Along with her private texts to you? Two possibilities exist:
1. You're making this up.
2. You have the ethics of a hyena.
By the way, the conversation doesn't read like she enjoys your anal forays. She tolerates them because she cares about you. You repay her affection with betrayal. Nice. If I read online that her brothers beat you into the hospital, I'll raise a glass to universal justice.
Hey guys,
I have this GF that's out of country for the moment. A little background on her is that she totally innocent. I was her first sex. All throughout our relationship, I given her a LOT of anal play. Vibrators, dildos, fingers, cock insertions (without fucking though) , and I've given her 3 good ass fuckings that she prolly not going to forget. Bare. .
While she's been away, I like to carry-on txt / skype convos with her wherein I like to describe to her all the twisted fucked thoughts I have in my mind about fucking her in the ass. When she gets back, I'm planning on kicking up the anal activity with her up a notch, and that's how this saved convo starts. Yes, I know I'm a sick fuck, and you guys can thank me by continuing to upload more awesome posts.
Shark in OC
10-17-11, 22:34
Along with her private texts to you? Two possibilities exist:
1. You're making this up.
2. You have the ethics of a hyena.
By the way, the conversation doesn't read like she enjoys your anal forays. She tolerates them because she cares about you. You repay her affection with betrayal. Nice. If I read online that her brothers beat you into the hospital, I'll raise a glass to universal justice.Whether his GF enjoyed it or not, we appreciate the story. I for one, don't think most would take the time to make this up.
By the way, Buster, your girl most likely does not enjoy anal sex anyway. Most don't.
-Shark-
By the way, the conversation doesn't read like she enjoys your anal forays. She tolerates them because she cares about you. You repay her affection with betrayal. Nice. If I read online that her brothers beat you into the hospital, I'll raise a glass to universal justice.I have to agree with Bunker. Going off the convo you posted she really doesn't care for it and is just trying to make you happy. Cheers.
Shark in OC
11-02-11, 02:14
I have to agree with Bunker. Going off the convo you posted she really doesn't care for it and is just trying to make you happy. Cheers.
Although every woman I have ever dated has allowed anal, none have actually preferred it. I did have one GF who pretended to enjoy it sometimes a while back. The only hope is that they become more tolerant of anal sex as time goes by. My present wife, for example, went from reluctant, to tolerant, to she can take it every time, and does not really mind so much. I actually think she enjoys the anal dildo while getting pussy fucked a little. But we just started that so I will see how it goes. I like to call her a little ***** that likes dp during those times, and I think that turns her on.
Although every woman I have ever dated has allowed anal, none have actually preferred it. I did have one GF who pretended to enjoy it sometimes a while back. The only hope is that they become more tolerant of anal sex as time goes by. My present wife, for example, went from reluctant, to tolerant, to she can take it every time, and does not really mind so much. I actually think she enjoys the anal dildo while getting pussy fucked a little. But we just started that so I will see how it goes. I like to call her a little ***** that likes dp during those times, and I think that turns her on.I think it varies from girl to girl. Most girls I've been with are, at best, ambivalent. Then, there's my favorite, who actually prefers it. She was in a long-term relationship with a guy who was very conservative and wouldn't even go near her butt, and she apparently has a lot of pent-up desire for it. She loves when I touch it, stroke it, stick my finger in it while I'm in her pussy. But the best is how she eases me into her ass. She loves it long, deep, and steady. Nothing too hard, but she asks for the occasional pounding.
I'm a lucky guy, and I hope this lasts a while.
Slambang2001 or what ever your name is I like your pics. She has a lovely ass. Keep posting and too hell with what one guy says.
I would like to see more shots of her. I'm sure you have some good ones.
My. 02.
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Rustybrown11
11-26-11, 15:50
Nice pics! Keep on posting!
The Big Man
12-03-11, 07:52
Whether his GF enjoyed it or not, we appreciate the story. I for one, don't think most would take the time to make this up.
By the way, Buster, your girl most likely does not enjoy anal sex anyway. Most don't.
-Shark-"Most don't" Where do you get that from. One lady friend of mine left her old boyfriend because he would not indulge in the tail action. I have also dated a few women who are thrilled with getting their rectums wrecked. They asked for it regularly and came like no like a water fall. I carry a feak bag with me at all times will anal lube which my true skilled girls don't like (It numbs the sensation) along with butt plugs & dildos.
There is one Italian provider in Baltimore county that will ask you to fuck her ass. She doesn't even want any lube. The last time I saw her I spent 90% of the time in her ass hole.
ChocolateRayne
12-23-11, 12:36
Slambang does not seem to take critisism too well. Where did he go in this convo? I want to hear more from him. I wonder how his gf would feel that he did this? LOL Prolly wouldn't be getting much butt anymore! I would definately break up with him for this, especially if I did not like anal and he knew it and was already always hounding me about it. LOL Thats just my two cents!
SlamBang2001
12-31-11, 23:34
Slambang does not seem to take critisism too well. Where did he go in this convo? I want to hear more from him. I wonder how his gf would feel that he did this? LOL Prolly wouldn't be getting much butt anymore! I would definately break up with him for this, especially if I did not like anal and he knew it and was already always hounding me about it. LOL Thats just my two cents!How did your anal week go, Ch.
SlamBang2001
12-31-11, 23:46
Slambang does not seem to take critisism too well. Where did he go in this convo? I want to hear more from him. I wonder how his gf would feel that he did this? LOL Prolly wouldn't be getting much butt anymore! I would definately break up with him for this, especially if I did not like anal and he knew it and was already always hounding me about it. LOL Thats just my two cents!Sorry, mobile device acting up.
How was your anal week, Chocolate? I'm sure you have some very entertaining stories if you'd be willing to share.
SlamBang2001
12-31-11, 23:53
Slambang does not seem to take critisism too well. Where did he go in this convo? I want to hear more from him. I wonder how his gf would feel that he did this? LOL Prolly wouldn't be getting much butt anymore! I would definately break up with him for this, especially if I did not like anal and he knew it and was already always hounding me about it. LOL Thats just my two cents!Sorry, mobile device acting up.
How was your anal week, Chocolate? I'm sure you have some very entertaining stories if you'd be willing to share.
HotVaBeachMan
01-06-12, 18:39
Interesting video:
http://efukt.com/20953_PAINAL:_I_Wont_Give_Up. Html.
Poor girl was really in pain, but she wouldn't give up. I guess she either needed the $$'s or was a true pro. Have you had something like this happen to you? I had one instance in the PI when I was trying to do it to a 4'10" tiny Filipino girl. She also was a trooper, and once I was inside she got into it.
HVBM
Interesting video:
http://efukt.com/20953_PAINAL:_I_Wont_Give_Up
Html.
Poor girl was really in pain, but she wouldn't give up. I guess she either needed the $$'s or was a true pro. Have you had something like this happen to you? I had one instance in the PI when I was trying to do it to a 4'10" tiny Filipino girl. She also was a trooper, and once I was inside she got into it.
HVBMBad link. Would you fix it and repost?
Bad link. Would you fix it and repost?Worked for me. Copy and paste and remove the space before "html"
From Gangbang Auditions #3, I think.
Old School 62
01-23-12, 03:20
Pics for the true anal lovers out there.
Anal sex the way it was meant to be. Rip that ass and see her wince.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1272266861
Anal sex the way it was meant to be. Rip that ass and see her wince.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1272266861You have such issues with women that you wish violence on them? Anal is just another way to enjoy sex and should never be painful.
You have such issues with women that you wish violence on them? Anal is just another way to enjoy sex and should never be painful.It hurts me more than it hurts them to see them squirm that way with their pretty little faces.
Amazingly enough some ladies invite you to do as you wish. It is amazing how much they get into it.
It hurts me more than it hurts them to see them squirm that way with their pretty little faces.
Amazingly enough some ladies invite you to do as you wish. It is amazing how much they get into it.I've found a new friend who practically begs for it. I gave her everything I've got, and she is either the most amazing actress ever, or she really was into it. Too bad I can't see her nearly as often as I'd like.
Member #5469
04-20-12, 16:24
I've found a new friend who practically begs for it. I gave her everything I've got, and she is either the most amazing actress ever, or she really was into it. Too bad I can't see her nearly as often as I'd like.My wife loves it in the ass. She uses her vibrator on her clit while I fuck her ass and she has awesome orgasms.
My wife loves it in the ass. She uses her vibrator on her clit while I fuck her ass and she has awesome orgasms.Greek is my favorite and it is a great find when a partner enjoys it. My GF will offer it up when we get together as long as I take the time to prep she loves it. Last time afterwards she kept having aftershocks just little body tremors I have to admit that was cool. A few years ago I had a providor that would get together with me from time to time just for an ass fucking.
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