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Member #4338
08-18-05, 22:15
LL:

Thanks so much for being the ever present friend to make sure that I wasn't making the mistake of a life time by making Mimi Mrs. Lax (with Happy gone what is the option???). I'm glad that Mimi showed you the same courtesy that Sandy showed me upon your once, but now canceled, nuptials. You can be in the wedding party but no fucking the bride!!!!

I am currently somewhat out of commission due to work requirements but I did manage to score a major first for me in Bmore with WSW Angela. See my post on that board if you are interested.

I still have my sights set on Chanal. Awaiting the right opportunity.

Lax

Dtaylor1972
08-18-05, 22:55
Was working late night at the office and decided to go for a stroll down K and L last night around 3:30. Nobody was out anywhere. Only action I saw were a couple cruisers parked on L. I even went up a couple of the side streets by the hotel and saw nothing. Don't know if this is a result of recent crackdowns or because of the rain earlier in the evening.Wasn't just dead - it was more like winter time. 5-0 out and about bothering everybody !

Guess they had nothing better to do. (Like try to catch the guy shootin people last night !)

LoveLOS
08-19-05, 05:39
So many women, so little time. LL was on a mission to investigate a lot of intersting leads, and was running solo, so enjoy the tale:

Started the night setting up several dates with girls off of Craigslist. Managed a 2am appt with Stephanie and also attempted to get one with Kandi. Fate was apparently on my side - See MY previous post, courtesy of Hondo... Kandi didn't answer her phone so I left a message and motored on into Dc. First stop @ Royal was to visit my fiancee, Linda.

"Linda off for the night, be back tomorrow."
I asked for a lineup to check for bridesmaids and the two that I saw (Coco was not in the lineup) were not gonna grace my wedding party, with hundreds of USG mongers being invited to the wedding and all. You gotta keep standards, so I left and journeyed all the way up the street to Happiness with the mission in mind to help my buddy Lax with his marraige decisions.

I asked for either Mimi or Happy, having only previous board descriptions. When a tallish, stunning woman with voluptious full lips appeared and slapped me on the ass, I just said "Hi Mimi." She grabbed little LL and towed me down the hall. "This is gonna be good." was all I could think of... Mimi lived up to her reputation. Fun and flirtations TS, back in room the stretch training was very good until she got distracted and started kissing me all over my legs and nether regions. The AR was long and fucking amazing. Some Korean teabagging was soon served before she laid back for a short session of DATY. Next I found her hopping on to show me her rodeo skills. She managed to stay on the alloted amount of time, so I was obliged to do some of the work, albiet canine style, to a stunning finale.

Body 9
Face 9
Attitude 9
Session 9

Lax, your dilema is actually over. Happy is GONE alerady and you have LL's blessing on your sacred union with Mimi. Fuckin-A, now who's enjoying who's sloppies? Great find! Many happy returns.

As we were cleaning up, Kandi called back and tried to make an appointment. It seems she was in the downtown area. I told her I already had made an appointment with Stephanie. She tried to get me to cancel that, but I informed her that is not how I play the game. When I make an appt, I keep it if at all possible. I tried to just meet her while she was downtown, since I figure she was strolling. No dice. Told her I might call her for late nightcap. However, after getting Hondo's intel, it occurs to me that street prices may be better for this girl if one had a place to go already.

Stopped by TBWNN to make sure I could chill there after the Steph appt. That appointment went very well. Her pics are accurate, but she is not a hardbody. Her attitude is wonderful, and the FULL HOUR with multiple pops and even some training in one of the classical ancient languages was given for the all inclusive price for her time and companioship. Here is the link to my detailed report on this provider:

Stephanie

Body 6
Face 8
Attitude 10
Session 9+

Went back to chill out at TBWNN. Bouncer indicated there was a hot WG there and I should meet her. Turns out she is Colleen (www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-jessica130-colleen1.htm), the skinny one Loopy saw last on our 7/30 adventure:
Jessica was there and she had a skinny girlfriend that struck Loop’s fancy, but not much else was happening. We stayed until after the door was locked and finally gave up. We figured Jen and friend were plan B, and we would troll for better options.I told her I was just returning from a date and wanted to chill out before any more play resumed. My plan was to recharge a while then call Kandi and meet her @her incall in Alex. It turns out that Jessica (www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-jessica130.htm) did show up a bit later... Being the only non-thug in the place, I did have the girls to myself for half an hour before they concocted a plan to get me to play with them. Found out that the loop has been so dead because LE has been telling the girls to get off the stroll. It is their opinion that LE is setting up a STING. They can't have competition on the street since the real SWs would out-class, shun the LEO bait SW, and warn the Johns. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!

Anyway, the deal was $ for ½ & ½, each half being performed by a different performer of my choice. Since Jessica was a previous date, and not particularly tight, I chose Colleen for the second half. Jess managed to do her duty and little LL was back in the game for a standing dog investigation of Colleens tight little kitty. A good nightcap, sure beat discovering on my own that Kandi had posted her teenage pics.

Jessica
Body 7
Face 8
Attitude 6
Session 7

Colleen
Body 8
Face 8
Attitude 7
Session 7

I headed back to my favorite little B&B in NoVA, the Robo B&B. Woke up about 10 and went to lunch with Robie. A quick call to Thai Angels (www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-thai4-agency1.htm) confirmed that Chanel was on tap for the day, so I decided to tap that before heading south. The website states she is 22, but she will tell you she is 30. No matter, the picture is absoultely accurate. Her body is smokin, with a cesarian scar as the only sign of wear and tear. She is a Issan girl with the classic Issan look, so conniseurs of Thai delights will be able to picture the lovely dark skin, wide face, and tight everything else... Slightly enhanced tits are my only complaint. We started with a shared shower, the retired to the bedroom for a light massage that eased my pains from the questionable mattress at RB&B. I was flipped over and treated to some wonderful oral stimulation. I replied in kind with some 69 (did that rhyme?)... Cowgirl was nice and we changed to dog style to finish. This was especially nice since she was on the edge of the bed with legs split almost straight out, a gymnastic feat I have not seen before. While we remained in our coital position, I gave her a light arm back and head massage, which she seemed to enjoy. I know I did.

Lax, enjoy the sloppies. This one's a keeper too, perhaps a good bridesmaid, especially if I cannot fuck the bride!

Body 9
Face 7
Attitude 9
Session 9

So many women, so little time. Five pops in 12 hours, not bad for the USA, but my dick took some heavy abuse. Still, I got several of my critical 'must investigate' tasks taken care of...

Be careful out there, LEO everywhere on the street.
LoveLOS

Disclaimer: Remember, nothing I write can be construed as factual, true, or anything other than the delusional ravings of a psychotic mind devoid of medically prescribed medications. I suffer from delusions of grandeur and conquest of the fairer sex, but I have never actually been with a woman. I really love writing these works of fiction, and hope you enjoy reading them. Any similarity to a living person is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the fabrication of this report. And you thought I was a contributing member of this forum -- how stupid.

Member #4338
08-19-05, 08:42
LL:

You da man!!!!!!!! I don't know of anybody who could have the stamina and the coin for five pops in 12 hours. Glad to hear that Mimi lived up to my rave reviews. Thanks for plowing that ground and clearing the way with Chanal. I'm thinking of hitting that some time soon.

CD:

Since Mimi proposed to you I guess I'll back off and let you two love birds tie the knot. Who cares what Mrs. Dick thinks.

My wandering eye has a hankering for some Thai food ;)

Be safe.

Lax

PS: I called Thai Angels and was informed that Chanal is on vacation for a week. Damn!:(

Wayward One
08-19-05, 13:23
OK. I realize that this thread is dedicated to DC and would not want anyone to respond to this in a way so as to cause reports of outside of DC to show on this thread (although I've read some reports of MD places here before).

I have posted a request for information on the Atlantic City, New Jersey board seeking advice on an AMP in the area. www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=376453&postcount=57
Here is the post in question. (www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=376453&postcount=57) Not only have I RTFF, but I've placed more potential information on that board regarding AMP locations than anyone else since the board has been up.

For whatever reason, that board is practically dead when it comes to the subject of AMPs, although there seems to be plenty of them. We know that AC is a tourist destination, and many guys from this area travel up there periodically.

If anyone has a response to the post (in the AC section), could they please post it in the Atlantic City thread. I will be going there soon, and will leave a detailed post of my findings on that thread, when I return.

Can anyone help a brother out?

Sorry for being off-topic.

Wayward One

Rawnoc
08-19-05, 16:01
You guys have me considering making the drive down from Baltimore to DC, just to get "Mimi'd".

Is she worth the trip? For me, it'd be about an hour door-to-door. She sounds as if she would be raring to go from the first encounter, if I approached her with the right attitude.

(And speaking of attitude, that is what has me thinking about it. Looks are easy to find. A combo of looks and great attitude is not.)

RAW

Yellofvr
08-19-05, 23:55
I saw K again this week and was cured of my fever once again. I was able to have an hour and half with her with no interruptions from da mama. TS lasted a good 1/2 hr and was ridiculous. Best TS ever. Wonderful massage while soaped up and was ready to go back to the room, but still needed the front part to be cleaned. Great! Lots of DFK during the entire session, great GFE.

She is a master at the pre-FS action. Fellas, if you are into AR and a little digital play, she has no qualms about trying to tickle your colon and giving you a good tounge bath. Be prepared to go a$$ up. Tasty DATY, great FS. All positions were experienced, multiple O's for her (that's what she tells me!!), and I made a play for some greek lessons. She let me give her the finger during canine, but said too big when presented with dafvrrod.

After the pops, we layed together and made out. She cleaned me up real good and invited me to NY when she's on vacation. That's because I'm awesome. And handsome. And have a huge dong.

I won't keep going on and on about how excellent the service is at CPHHC because I feel like I keep saying the same thing over and over, but it really is great. Everthing about that place is wonderful: the table for the TS, big ass rooms, and K. Try it. It's good. If you already have been there, go back.

da Awesome, Handsome, and Hung fvr

Woodstock
08-20-05, 13:11
I saw K again this week and was cured of my fever once again. I was able to have an hour and half with her with no interruptions from da mama. TS lasted a good 1/2 hr and was ridiculous. Best TS ever. Wonderful massage while soaped up and was ready to go back to the room, but still needed the front part to be cleaned. Great! Lots of DFK during the entire session, great GFE.

She is a master at the pre-FS action. Fellas, if you are into AR and a little digital play, she has no qualms about trying to tickle your colon and giving you a good tounge bath. Be prepared to go a$$ up. Tasty DATY, great FS. All positions were experienced, multiple O's for her (that's what she tells me!!), and I made a play for some greek lessons. She let me give her the finger during canine, but said too big when presented with dafvrrod.

After the pops, we layed together and made out. She cleaned me up real good and invited me to NY when she's on vacation. That's because I'm awesome. And handsome. And have a huge dong.

I won't keep going on and on about how excellent the service is at CPHHC because I feel like I keep saying the same thing over and over, but it really is great. Everthing about that place is wonderful: the table for the TS, big ass rooms, and K. Try it. It's good. If you already have been there, go back.

da Awesome, Handsome, and Hung fvrWhy, if you awesome, handsome, and hung, do you have to pay for your pussy?

Yellofvr
08-20-05, 17:21
Why, if you awesome, handsome, and hung, do you have to pay for your pussy?Because if I put "Dorky, ugly, and hung like thimble" it wouldn't be as funny. Or would it? I guess sarcasm doesn't come across as easily as I thought it would.

BTW: These are figments of my imagination, I actully live in Uraguay.

Xsailor
08-20-05, 21:06
I occasionally stray from my semi-retirement for a relaxing visit downtown. Last couple visits were not much to talk about. Finally hit a provider worth telling someone about. Sugee (sue-gee), been there 2-3 weeks now. She's about 5'7", thin, long silky black hair, small tits, overall very cute natural K-girl with killer eyes. Speaks good english, been in the states 4 years.

Nice TS, followed by a decent rub down back in the room. Standard DT bill of fare, AR, lots of tongue work, CBJ, and cowgirl finish. What made the difference was her unhurried style and friendly and pleasant attitude. If you like your K-girls natural and tight, she's a keeper. Overall I give her "9.0s" across the scale. Will be worth a return trip.

XSailor

Honoluman
08-21-05, 10:28
I just got word that Maya is back in town. I think she is here to get her son ready for school. It would be nice to see her working again here. She lives in Burke and sends her son to Catholic school. Thats all I have for now. I think she will be here for a week. If you knew her old cell number 571- it still works, call her.

southbeach
08-21-05, 14:29
The below is pure fiction Thoughts brought on by the effects of high fvr.

Thanks to the glowing report by Yellofvr, I could not resist going to CPHC early Saturday afternoon. Mamasan asked me who I wanted to see. Since I had seen Young may times and Yellowfvr is pre-engaged to Koni I took the luck of the draw Unlike the uniforms and duck boots they wear at BT in Beltsville I was greeted by a nicely "thonged" Sarah. Sarah seemed sleepy at first but she warmed up as we talked. She is about 5' 6" B cupped and thin the way I like them. The TS was extended. Sarah really got into it (and me). She washed my face with a warm towel and some type of aroma therapy. Now if the girls in Baltimore could just do that. She taught me some Korean and we talked about what appears to be many of these girls favorite subjects 'shopping'. We went back to the spacious room and started the massage after taking off her lovely outfit. She was nicely trimmed with a curvy, smooth posterior. She finished the massage rubbing her breast up and down my back. My fever was starting to break. She proceeded to give me a slow tongue bath. I could not help but think about my recent experience with Nana at BT. Don't waste your money or time.

After the flip Sarah gave my boys a good sucking and proceeded with a CBJ. I stopped her so I could enjoy the rest of the menu. Why fill up on appetizers and skip the main meal. She mounted me on top and even though her english wasn't so good we were certainly communicating now. What a vision to a have a beautiful 24 year old looking me in the eyes as she rode along. I could not hold out long and she laid on top of me in true GFE fashion. She got me a warm towel and continued the massage. She dressed me and we were done. One of life's great pleasures. If you need a cure for the fever take two aspirins and go see Sarah. I can't guarentee you won't have a relasp but something tells me you won't care.

Looks 8
Outfit 10
Service 9

Southbeach

Jack B Nimble
08-21-05, 19:04
A bit of a comedy of errors at CPHC, but as they say 'all's well that ends well."

Readers will recall on my last visit I had spotted a hottie in the shower, and asked Mamasn on my way out about her. She had told me at the time her name was Tona, spelling it out t-o-n-a.

Well I called the following week and asked if she were available. "Yes, she's working."

When I got there, must've been a different manager, so when I told her I was to see Tona, she said "who"? "Tina?" I proceeded to describe her but could only manage to say she was a petite girl with a pretty face -- could apply to a lot of girls.

So in walks a girl with a big smile, saying "Long time no see. Remember me?" Here I was totally confused, since I could not remember seeing this girl elsewhere, and my memory was saying, this could be the girl I saw, or maybe not.

Well the story had a happy ending. She apparently uses the line on guys, or maybe I looked like someone else. And when she put her hair up, she definitely was the girl I had asked for. But apparently she had been given the nickname 'Tona' or 'Tuna,' because someone said she smelled like fish at one point. But now she goes by the name Hana.

After all this, was she worth it? Hell yes. A real firecracker, beautiful smile, nice attitude. Slim, petite and looks great with her hair up. No rush and enjoys the show with a nice sense of pace and timing. Probably a bit older than I though on first blush, but still younger looking than Koni. Both offer great service, so hard to go wrong.

DcDonkey
08-22-05, 11:04
I happened to be downtown around 11:30 last night, so I thought I would make a quick "looky-loo" trip to the loop. I saw some skanky WSW on L & 14, but not much else; after taking the long way around to hit the loop again LE was out in force, so I'm guessing that's why it was beat last night.

Ready
08-22-05, 17:13
Sorry about that Honoluman; I should have given a warning about the change in service. My last visit with Coco was very similar to yours.

When I first started going to the Sun Club, they appeared to be in a slump and Pink was the only one in demand... just 2-3 girls working vs about 5 now. Coco came shortly after Jenny (nice) left and gave me a TS, when Pink was juggling a number of customers. The body-to-body and those long nips (had to be 1.5" - just the right timing after a customer) when I first met her. Back in the room, anixous to do whatever (without the singing and moans... she still trys to please but the service has changed with time & popularity).

If you are new to Sun Club, you might want to sample Coco's TS once as well as Pink's Fire & Ice; after that, finish up your VIP card if you catch the names of the other girls on your early visits (there was a tall one that looked pretty good).

I'm down to one more visit before the free visit (first 5 are $60 less a $10 coupon in the newspaper), so I plan to go blind and ask for a new girl... then try to a new AMP for a few bucks more.


Since I have read so much about the Coco at Sun Club I decided to give her a try. After about a 15 minute wait in walks Coco. I have never seen her before and she starts out saying long time no see where you been? Standard line. She tells me shower is busy so she starts singing. Ugh is she terrible. Well we go down to the shower but another hot looking girl takes it. So we go into the bathroom. Another girl comes and starts brushing her teeth.

Well 5 minutes go by and we get the shower. She takes all her clothes off and gives me a great cleaning. I am on my back and she slides up and down on me. It was great. One time I thought she would slide off me and get hurt. It was a great time and now I am expecting better in the room.

We go back up stairs. Now the other 2 rooms are closed. I could her talking from both of them not too good. Well she gives a decent massage. She took about 5 minutes rimming me which I like. I would give it a 6 out of 10. She flips me over and I have never had a girl sing giving a CBJ or even a BJ. She kust kept singing. She gave me the CBJ for the longest time. She then lays down puts the legs in the air and guides me in. I came soon as I was getting a headache from the singing.

Over all I would give her an 8 for style but a 1 for the singing. Her face reminded me of the owner of Downtown, Kim. She could be her twin, same body style (Kim not big boobed) and same face. Kind of freaked me out.

I noticed a few other girls when I was leaving that looked hot.

The owner gave me a key chain and of coure Coco gave me a VIP card. She said she goes by Candy Coco. She is worth at least one shot, but not a regular girl. Mimi or Linda are better suited for that.

CheckIn
08-22-05, 17:15
Curious if anyone has seen her lately. She used to hang on the side street by the Washington Plaza Hotel.

Blonde, 30s, a little rough in the face but had legs that went on for miles and miles.

Thanks

Harley Dude 29
08-22-05, 17:50
Had a desire for some strength training, so went to AccuFit. Had a great option of three fitness trainers. Each looked good and had obviously been working out, as they had nice chest muscles. Anna appeared to be the most experienced, and she made it her task to whip me into shape. It was a little backwards though, as she gave me the shower before the workout, but I guess that is just a new way of exercising. She worked all the right muscles and was able to get the maximum out of every muscle group.

Overall, a good experience and you will leave healthier and in much better shape than when you arrived.

Member #4338
08-22-05, 22:52
Curious if anyone has seen her lately. She used to hang on the side street by the Washington Plaza Hotel.

Blonde, 30s, a little rough in the face but had legs that went on for miles and miles.

Thanks


ChecK:

Hey man, a hearty welcome to the DC board!!!!!!! Glad you could join us. I'm not personally aware of the Cindy you want intel on but I'll do my best to see what I can do. I'm leaving my crib now to search the side streets around the Washington Plaza Hotel and will video any finds.

I want to encourage all you regular DC contibutors (i.e. all those of you who take the time and effort to actually post usable intel for the benefit of all) to search your memory banks and past posts on this board to help a new brother (and I mean brand spanking new....only one post) to get the intel he thinks he should get.

Check: I want you to know that we are always at your service. Call on us at any time.Best of luck :)

Lax

Dc Travel 2003
08-22-05, 23:35
Saw Mikko and she is ok unlike most CL hit/miss.

www.mikkodc.com

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/92228693.html

Ustrongman
08-23-05, 09:41
I also must agree with Coco at Sun. Her TS skills are very unique, and should be experienced (YMMV does not apply in this case!). She has a very nice small body, and a great boob job, so how could I expect developments to get much better? I'm one for getting as much bang for my buck as I can, and she would not go over the hour. So therefore I must report that back in the room she was way too mechanical for my tastes. Speaking of tastes, she only allowed herself to taste anything, including copper. Go for her TS, enjoy her body, but don't expect her to be anything near a GFE. I also shall return, will pass on Coco, and will only accept the luck of the draw.

Dr Dong
08-23-05, 12:56
Ewe. I wouldnt claim that one for free!

MoonView
08-23-05, 13:11
FYI, those of you who might be reg's of Pink from the Sun Club(you know fire&ice) and lost track of her, I think I saw her at CPHC. Had another great visit with Koni BTW that keeps me going back for more and more, but it was good to see a familiar face for when the day comes Koni bids us all ado. So if you "think Pink", it's at CPHC!

Enjoy,

MnV

Apricot Guy
08-23-05, 19:49
Based on other reports, decided to pay my first visit to CPHC this afternoon. Mamasan asked if I had been there before, I answered honestly, told her that her place came highly recommended. I asked for a line up and was presented with Sarah who I promptly accepted. She looked sleepy, she had just been napping, but she was young (23) and cute. She was cautious in the beginning, and communication was a problem given her language. However we stumbled our way to the TS, she gave a nice massage there, but her inexperience in handling junior shows, a bit too vigorous, not enough teasing and gentle stroking.

5 mins in the sauna and then back to the room, left the tip, and she started with the massage. Eventually slipping, sliding and kissing on the back, and then the flip. I gave her the cover, she liked that! A bit of CBJ and then mounted her. She made all the right noises and vigorous hip movements, I had to slow her down since I wanted it to last longer. Eventually a nice explosion and we lay in each others arms breathing heavily for a while.

Did a nice job of cleanup with a hot towel, real gentle and sweet. I asked her to massage my head, she tried and then apologized, said she was not as good as Koni.

Clearly young and inexperienced, eager to please. No kissing, claimed she had a cold sore. Nice petite body 5'5", B size, smooth skin, nice butt.

Next time I will try Koni or Hana.

southbeach
08-24-05, 06:42
Thanks for the report You are right on about Sarah.The English is a bit tough She was sleepy with me also.

Southbeach

Dave GD
08-25-05, 07:00
USGers,

I tell you, it is hard to resist living next to an AMP, so yesterday afternoon, I walked up to Sun. The Mamasan, asks the standard question, "you been here before?" I answer and she asks for my frequent visitor card, which I tell her I don't want to have one. So she says, I will get you good girl, very good girl.

Well, May shows up, a tall, skinny, A-cup, girl, not my style at all, but I am not the type to be picky on the girls they bring me.

She gives me a table shower, (fully dressed) certainly different than Coco was, but it was good enough, actually cleaned me well, and of course took her time playing with the boys and rod.

She brought me back into the room and started the massage. While I could tell, she has had no massage training, she was actually trying to give me a massage. I really like it when actually give you a massage, not just go right for the sex.

Well, she asks to flip, she massaged me a bit, then I gave her the sign for what I wanted. Then she asked me to flip again, at this point I was confused, but complied. She then stripped naked, then started to go asian on me, which I stopped her from completing. I then flipped again, and now she stroked my body a few times then got in a comfortable sitting position between my legs. I kind of liked this, like she was ready to concentrate on this and make it as good as possible. She did an excellent job, and cleaned up.

As I left, it seem liked all the old hags came out to greet me. Like they were going to entice me to come back. Then the oldest of the hags, wanted me to kiss her for some damn reason, if I wanted to kiss someone why would I want to kiss a wrinkled up old woman, older than I am. I think they are hurting for business right now. They should have had all the pretty girls come out so I could really see who all was there.

Davegdb

Dave GD
08-25-05, 07:04
Gentlemen,

I have been looking for Thai massage (the flexing type) in the DC area for a while and yet to find any females that perform it.

In Fremont, CA, I actually knew an AMP that had a massuese that did Thai for an additional $10, which was really a great combination.

It doesn't need to be an AMP, and they don't have to do extras, but they do have to be female. Any help out here.

Davegdb

Dtaylor1972
08-25-05, 23:31
Went for a cruise last nite after work. More of a shopping trip than anything else !

It's been hot the last 2 weeks, but last nite took the cake.

I counted at least 15 DCPC vehicles in the area of 10-15 K/L !

5 of them were congregated on 13-14 L / you would have thought they had opened a new Krispy Kreme factory there.

Only 1 "horse faced ho" out in that area - 1 WSW with a nice chest was on K down by where the trannies hang out - and a couple of older BSW a few blocks further down.

Beyond that - nothing but DCPD.

I may have to move to B-More if this keeps up.

I reported on there a few days ago.

Watch yourselves out there !

DCrez
08-26-05, 01:00
Not so happy at Not so happy at Happiness but pleased nonetheless!

Went to Happiness to see Mimi and was assured she's available while on my way there. Call from the atm and am told she's waiting for me.

Get to Happiness 2 mins later, and she's busy. Nice.

Mamasan sends Candy into the room and asks if I want to wait for Mimi. Well, after one look at Candy I'm happy.

Candy (i think) is pretty much as hot as AMP Kgirls get. Sexy face with an impossible body. Great stomach, great ass, IMPOSSIBLy nice fake rack, tight, toned...just awesome. Her AMAZING tits alone are worth the trip, and she enjoys when you suck and massage them. This one is just HOT.

But overall she is all too typical of the really hot AMP girl, namely not that enthusiastic. After a decent CBJ she wanted to ride but I insisted on 69....she relucantly complied but said "Looking only."

So no DATY at all, but damn fellas this girl has such a hot pussy and just a gorgeous asshole....what a view! Getting her CBJ with that ass in your face alone is worth the price of admission.

Fucked for about 30minutes with her being bored after about 5. She did her job, but just doesnt compare to the likes of Linda and Mimi. Wanted to constantly switch positions in the effort to finish me off. Great doggie and really tight pussy but still rushed on some level. As hot as Candy is, her attitude cant compare to the elite AMP honeys.

Overall I recommend for her beauty, outstanding body, and wonderful pussy/ass combo, definitely worth a session though not a repeater if Linda or Mimi are available.

Have fun fellas.

davido301
08-26-05, 01:00
I just discovered this site and it's a sight for my sore eyes, which haven't seen anything as useful since the demise of that other site early last year.

After reading the stellar reviews of Koni, I decided I had to see what all the fuss was about, so I paid her a visit yesterday. I can confirm that she's worth all the praise she's garnered. She may be the best AMP experience I've ever had. I've never enjoyed a table shower as much, and it only got better afterwards. I can't add any details that wouldn't duplicate what you can read below, but I'll just add my voice to those recommending that you see her while she's still at CPHC.

MB Now
08-26-05, 10:19
Hey fellas,

Do you guys know of any service or chicks that provide strippers for bachelor parties? I'm looking for good looking women who will also have a "little fun" if you know what I mean. Let me know.

MB

scotman
08-26-05, 13:43
After 60 miles on the Appalachian Trail, I hit D.C.for some well earned R&R last week. Visited Downtown and had some Coffee. It went down smoothly and all the condiments were supplied, including an interesting blend of Asian rim. Now the Coffee was probably 35 years old and was average in appearance, but with all the extra ingredients, it went down fine, and so did I.

However, I probably wouldn't visit the same establishment again, as I enjoy at least a little mystery in my cusuine.

The second night of my quest for nirvana in our nation's capitol took me to scenic Lanham to see what was available at the Inn. What a dive! I should have stayed home or tried to find some Happiness or visited the local Royalty.

Lousiville (I'm a Kentuckian) had some great AMPS up until a year ago, when the morality police shut them down, so the ones in D.C. were a welcome find. But guys, if you want to have some great laps, from attractive ladies, visit the Bluegrass.
Scotman

Chick Digger
08-26-05, 14:28
The escort scene in DC seems to be quite good. Lots of varity and price ranges. I do not see that many reviews though. Is there any other websites that any of you could recommend? E.g: The WSG forum doesn't have much intel on the escort scene in Toronto, but there are other websites like TERB, which have extensive and useful reviews. If any of you have some suggestions, it would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks

Unclejed
08-26-05, 21:42
I was at a DC amp and I sort of hit if off with the provider. She was kind of chatty, and she told me what one of her co-workers told her. A guy comes in regularly carrying a big bag. In the bag are high heels and lingerie and special lights. He has a girl wear the high heels and shoes that he brings. He has her walk on the massage table like a runway. During the show, he sits in a chair. He lights the "model" with his own lamps. Then, with about 5 minutes left of the hour, he participates in the "muscle stretching" that we all know.

The girl I spoke to has never been selected by this guy, but she knows about it.

If this guy is a member of WSG and reading this - hey - I'm just reporting something interesting. I say live and let live.

I'll keep the name and location confidential in case the breach of confidentiality causes a problem for the girl.

Another interesting thing. The same girl told me that the mamasan almost didn't let me in because she thought I was a young guy through the peephole. I am 46, but I was wearing a baseball cap, and it made me look young to the mamasan. My girl took a peek and told the mamasan to let me in. Apparently, the young guys sometimes cause them trouble.

She told me some other interesting details of the business. I'll have to think about whether and how to write about them since LE monitors this site.

LoveLOS
08-26-05, 23:34
Lax,
I am LMOA about your welcome to Checker...

Chekit,
I think I saw Himmerrrr... HER down between K st & NY Ave at about 7th ave. All the tall ones hang out there.

David_oh,
A real welcome to DC. Congratulations on having the good sense to post a good report as your introduction to our motley crew.

Marlin,
Check yer mail.

Dave,
I assume you speak of TRADITIONAL Thai massage (No Sex, but very stimulating in the old fashioned sense). I have not had it in this country. My suggestion would be to inquire with some of the Thai girls to see if they have been trained in Traditional massage at Wat Po. Real Thai girls can be found at
http://www.nycsins.net/index.html and http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-thai4-agency1.htm as well as on CL. Here is a good place to start: http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/search?areaID=10&subAreaID=0&query=Thai&cat=ers&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

Stay safe while the 5-0 are flexing their muscles out there. Take it indoors guys.

LoveLOS

Member #4338
08-26-05, 23:35
[QUOTE=DCrez]Not so happy at Not so happy at Happiness but pleased nonetheless!

Went to Happiness to see Mimi and was assured she's available while on my way there. Call from the atm and am told she's waiting for me.

Get to Happiness 2 mins later, and she's busy. Nice.

[QUOTE]


The new Mamasan at Happiness (short brown hair...pretends to not speaky the English but is actually quite fluent) is trouble. Beware.

Lax

Sweet Pea
08-27-05, 12:43
Checked out the L street loop last night. Saw one BSW getting cuffed and stuffed in the wagon. That was it. Very dead. About 2 AM.

Checked out NY Ave near the Budget. A few BSW's that were obviously guys working the new gas station area. This seems new. Usually the trannies will hang out around 5th & K and stay away from the real pussy strolls. Doesn't seem to be the case these days.

Phule
08-27-05, 16:16
Took a look on the street knowing that 5-0 was out and that the girls weren't. I saw a couple of potentials but the area is way to hot to take a chance so I went to downtown.

I get shuffled into a room real quick and then Soda comes in and takes the house fee and says she will return. She was pretty cute and I was looking forward to it. Then Coffee comes in and says she would be taking care of me instead. Not quite as cute as Soda but a little taller and I was kinda of in the mood for a tall girl so I went with it. Standard TS and back to the room. She did a good job on the all the pre-routine work and worked hard during the main event. I was very pleased with action. She is not as cute or exotic as some other girls out there but she performed well.

Be safe out there!

Trick Williams
08-27-05, 17:10
Checked out the L street loop last night. Saw one BSW getting cuffed and stuffed in the wagon. That was it. Very dead. About 2 AM.

Checked out NY Ave near the Budget. A few BSW's that were obviously guys working the new gas station area. This seems new. Usually the trannies will hang out around 5th & K and stay away from the real pussy strolls. Doesn't seem to be the case these days.I was up around there last night and the ones I saw hanging around there were females. However, I did see one who was definetly a dude... The main stroll is so hot these days it aint funny. I guess LE has had enough.

Bill88
08-27-05, 17:34
Lovelos, most senior member, prolific reporter and monger reported on one Stephanie off of craigslist.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=378420&postcount=996

The description of two pop all holes conquered adventure caused me to make haste to sample the faire.

Alas she claims to have no knowledge of ancient languages, never to have conversed in them, ever. Liar liar pants on fire was all I could say, not to her face ofcourse.

So anyone expecting service similar to Lovelos, should confirm ahead of time. Otherwise attitude and service was excellent. As Lovelos reported she is extremly soft, as in very loose skinned, as though she has lost a lot of weight suddenly on a crash diet.

I am ofcourse not worthy, just a noob trying to climb the rope of mongering knowledge.

Many happy endings

Bill88
08-27-05, 17:36
Thanks to those who piqued my interest in TBWNN. I sampled. I no longer need to visit the block, Baltimore, for that type of entertainment. I can see the nervousness of the bartenders. This place should be kept under deep cover.

Many happy endings.

Rev333
08-27-05, 20:07
i did a report on stephanie awile back, and i pesonally think its not worth the cash. I didnt get my multi pop and i didnt get my full hour. i think it was back in march or somethin, she was still in the hood then. i had a better experience with angelkisses(aka torrie taylor, sweet sara). she gave me my full hour and let me try to get more that one pop, better body also.

rev333

Aacountyman
08-27-05, 20:09
I have been to the Sun club twice in the last two weeks.

First session was with Candy. Reading the reviews here, I think Candy, is also Coco. She was short with a large top. The TS was wild with her all over you slipping and sliding. Back to the room it was ok. Her oral technique was too toothy and she wanted to just get going with the rest of the session.

I also have seen a girl that goes by wa-wa or pa-pa. She is taller with a slight belly paunch. Her TS was adequate. IN the room, her massage was good but she kept stopping to re-arange jewelry and whatnot. The main event was good and I left in a good mood.

Peace.

Bill88
08-27-05, 21:55
Hey Rev33,

Yes you did report and here it is for those who need to use it. http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=348402&postcount=178

I got the multiple pop, well two pops in my case, but the damage was $$. All together 40 min. I wanted to get out after the second pop, not that she was anxious for me to stay. Will try Angelkiss. I am looking for a guaranteed ancient language experience. Anyone Please PM with recommendation.

Thanks

RavensFan
08-28-05, 10:55
After reading all the report about koni. I finally went to pay a visit on thursday night. My first time there, very nice and clean but a little hard to find. Anyway, got to the room and asked for koni. I was a little disappionted with her age and look but very, i mean very happy with her service. On my way out i saw 2 other girls. Young and pretty, i think i will go to cphc for now instead of downtown for a switch of taste.

DCrez
08-28-05, 17:11
Too late for the AMPs last night so I took a CL plunge instead:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/93833936.html

'Twas the same girl as the photo, but she has gained a good 15 pounds or so, isnt that always the case?

Really nice girl, easy to talk too, fun, accomadating. Excellent CBJ and then multiple positions for a long time. No clock watching with her though at one point she was definitely watching the TV! Shit like that cracks me up.

After the finale she wanted to hang out and talk 'til the next appointment arrived. Said the streets are too hot to walk right now which is why she is in a hotel, donation was the standard AMP price, so very fair.

But here's the thing. These women just do not have the hygiene you want to see. I have to stop myself from DATYing most AMP girls. They are always so clean and fresh, very tempting. Without going into the gory details, I wouldnt have DATYed last night if she paid me. Yes a good time was had with a very nice girl, but I think that was my last bargain provider- I'd forgotten how vastly superior the AMP girls are in taking care of themselves and the mongerer. You are actually cleaner when you leave an AMP than when you went in, can't beat that!

Of course, this is just my own humble opinion and not meant as advice towards anyone.

Happy mongering fellas

LoveLOS
08-28-05, 22:27
Bill,
Excellent report, sorry that your mileage varied. Suggest you put this note in her section in CL, as Lifer seemed to have gone to athens also. http://usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=380232&postcount=3 The fact that I had indulged in two pops previously within two hours and was thus pounding the hell out of her for 15 minutes may have had a bearing on her choices. :p Like I said, I didn't ask, she just lubed up and presented herself. After reading the good reverend's report, I believe her attitude toward customer service must have improved since she moved uptown...

Hondo reports that Kandi will accept Greek for an extra 50¢, but be warned--from his report that is the direction that she looks the best. I have not sampled, her contact info is in the CL section. And her prices seem to be dropping, so be sure to negotiate.

ROUNDTABLE ANNOUNCEMENT

It has been a long summer without a roundtable. The retirement of some of our finest, 5-0 challenges, the need for more CL intel and the fall travel plans of some of the members here promise to make this one of the best. I plan to bring contact intel for at least a dozen incall girls, in case there is any interest. LoveLOS, Robux and Loop Vet will be in attendance.

Who: Respected Seniors and Solid report-posting Regular members.
When: Friday, Sept 2 7-8pm until ?
Where: NoVA and DC Locations, to be discussed only by PM
Why: To network better, exchange better intel and clink some glasses.
How: Contact by PM only

LoveLOS

Dtmonger1818
08-28-05, 23:30
I made a Sunday afternoon visit to Downtown and was disappointed to learn that Cindy was gone. I’ve been seeing her regularly the past few months and always enjoyed my sessions with her.

So, I had a wonderful line up and choose another excellent provider. However, I cannot reveal her name because the information she shared with me.

It turns out that Cindy went back to Korea because she became ill. After trying to decipher this girls mediocre English, she got frustrated enough to find a Korean-English dictionary to show me exactly what Cindy came down with and I’m sorry to say that Cindy has an advanced case of TB. Cindy worked in Dallas before heading east last Spring (starting at HWC before DT) and a large number of girls who got busted in Dallas at the beginning of the month tested positive for TB. I really don’t want to cause a scare, but I thought this is information worth sharing with everyone because Cindy was a much sought after provider at DT because of her outstanding GFE skills.

Best of luck to all of you.

Colts301
08-29-05, 05:10
Decided to go see mimi but when i got there it was already 1:30. called mama she said closed at 2. damn, so decided to go around the block to see whats out. Very dead and lots of LE's out. Finally after looping around some hot chix in a car asked if I wanted a date. hell she was fine. drove off to some location and discuss the money and stuff. before i knew it, she was undercover. yeah that sucked major ass. She rambled off about car impoundment and fines and shit. Ended up lettin her keep the hundred and she told me to get outta DC. she actually wanted 300 and let me go. but for some reason I said I had only 100. hmmm maybe I been ripped off. Or not. either way horrible night. beware of girls in cars when u ride the loop i believe they are targeting us like that. She was driving a acura TL type s (black) anyways becareful guys. Maybe just stick to amps! better luck tomorrow :p

Mighty Spearsman
08-29-05, 12:08
Ewe. I wouldnt claim that one for free!
Unlike Dr Dong, I'd probably try Mikko out for free if I was drunk enough. From her web site, it sounds as if she gives a decent massage.

But I do find it hard to believe that guys would pay serious money to be with her!

Mighty Spearsman
08-29-05, 12:15
USGers, I tell you, it is hard to resist living next to an AMP, so yesterday afternoon, I walked up to Sun ... May shows up ...

As I left, it seem liked all the old hags came out to greet me. Like they were going to entice me to come back. Then the oldest of the hags, wanted me to kiss her for some damn reason, if I wanted to kiss someone why would I want to kiss a wrinkled up old woman, older than I am. I think they are hurting for business right now. They should have had all the pretty girls come out so I could really see who all was there.
A friendly disagreement with the last paragraph - if it were me, I would have kissed each of the old hags on the cheek, even wrap my arms around the oldest one, lift her off her feet and spin her around.

I do this regularly with the 60-year-old mamasan at the Hong Kong Spa AMP in Waterbury, Connecticut. Costs you nothing, and buys you lots of goodwill for future visits.

Dave GD
08-29-05, 14:57
MS,

Good point, that is what I should have done, but she had so much caked on makeup, I was afraid of it coming off on me, lol.

Davegdb



A friendly disagreement with the last paragraph - if it were me, I would have kissed each of the old hags on the cheek, even wrap my arms around the oldest one, lift her off her feet and spin her around.

I do this regularly with the 60-year-old mamasan at the Hong Kong Spa AMP in Waterbury, Connecticut. Costs you nothing, and buys you lots of goodwill for future visits.

Rickytickytock
08-29-05, 15:00
Finally after looping around some hot chix in a car asked if I wanted a date. hell she was fine. drove off to some location and discuss the money and stuff. before i knew it, she was undercover. yeah that sucked major ass. She rambled off about car impoundment and fines and shit. Ended up lettin her keep the hundred and she told me to get outta DC. she actually wanted 300 and let me go. but for some reason I said I had only 100. hmmm maybe I been ripped off. Or not. either way horrible night. beware of girls in cars when u ride the loop i believe they are targeting us like that. She was driving a acura TL type s (black) anyways becareful guys. Maybe just stick to amps! better luck tomorrow :pHighly doubtful for a MULTITUDE of reasons. I think you just got had. Unless you "yadda yadda yadda'd..." over the part in which they swarmed your ride with no fewer than 2 vehicles (at least 1 marked cruiser) hauled your ass out of the vehicle and wrote you a big ass ticket.

Think of it this way, stings have to be set up in ways that they are:

a) Not fucking obvious.
b) Bound to arrest johns/sw's or deter activity to a noticable level.
c) Not in violation of the U.S. Constitution.

The loop has been effectively shut down by word of mouth policework. They got the girls off the streets, and now there are barely people at ALL loitering or aimlessly walking K, L, and M. Most of the girls have either left the city, gone UG at CL, or are inside of TBWNN.

I doubt ANY supervisor would be brazen enough to risk officers and vehicles over somewhat loose grounds for arrests. Logically, what made YOU their target? Even if you looped the area a few dozen times at a snail's pace (which any legit monger would NEVER do on a night when there is NO SW presence) they have to have some reason to try to hook you. Meaning, you said/did something eggregiously stupid. Think of all of the gas (shockingly, that is an inhibitory factor when it comes to UCLE invs. lately) and potential danger for officers (particularly female) when working a sting in this way.

Oh, and WTF were you thinking dealing with more than one woman at a time? Christ man, don't get greedy. Even in front of a legit SW, it is SO stupid to attempt to bargain with multiple people present. Witnesses are BAD.

Oh, and they can't keep your money dude. It's called a BRIBE. And you know what's funnier, if you were slick (and they were LE) you should've thrown that back in their face. I wouldn't risk my career (and pension) over a Franklin.

Honoluman
08-29-05, 17:41
Has anyone heard from Hobbyist4life? He last reported in June as he started dating Lauren at that time. He had been caught by Mimi as she reads the posts here. Now that Lauren is gone I wonder if he will come back. I think he would be a good person at the Round Table meeting. He could give us a lot of information.

That is right Mimi, still looks at the posts to see what we write about and what we want. I know Mimi passed information on to Lauren. She thought I was her in house namja chingle (boyfriend). That happened to be Kimchi. Now that his wife has divorced him (cultural differences) he started going amping again. He had met her at Supra before and when I tried her at Happiness I told him. He likes the girls who are a little more classy ( I call bitchie). He will try to make the Round Table meeting. I get all my Downtown info from him. I think he may start doing reports again. He is a Senior Member. So invite him. I of course will always do reports as there are so many and so little time.

Loop Vet
08-29-05, 18:12
Finally after looping around some hot chix in a car asked if I wanted a date. hell she was fine. drove off to some location and discuss the money and stuff. before i knew it, she was undercover. yeah that sucked major ass. She rambled off about car impoundment and fines and shit. Ended up lettin her keep the hundred and she told me to get outta DC. she actually wanted 300 and let me go. but for some reason I said I had only 100. hmmm maybe I been ripped off. Or not. either way horrible night. beware of girls in cars when u ride the loop i believe they are targeting us like that. She was driving a acura TL type s (black) anyways becareful guys. Maybe just stick to amps! better luck tomorrow :p

Colt,

This is an interesting post. I'm skeptical she was a cop but I certainly will keep this info in mind next time. So, did she get in your car, take your money, and then say she was 5-0? Did she present a badge? I doubt a real cop would get into your car, first of all, especially if there were no back up. Second, a female cop posing as a prostitute and negotiating bribes is highly unlikely, imo. Did you get a look at what state her tags were from? Hate to say it, but I think you were most likely duped. Ballsy chick if you ask me. You probably did the right thing by taking te loss. If she weren't LE, who knows what she had in store for plan B if you decided to call her out on the cop thing. I bet her hand was in her purse the whole time. Chalk it to a learning experience.

Drew Park
08-29-05, 19:27
I made a Sunday afternoon visit to Downtown and was disappointed to learn that Cindy was gone....It turns out that Cindy went back to Korea because she became ill...I’m sorry to say that Cindy has an advanced case of TB...I really don’t want to cause a scare, but I thought this is information worth sharing with everyone because Cindy was a much sought after provider at DT because of her outstanding GFE skills.Reminds me of a story from my old Navy days.

We pulled into a seedy port in Africa and the doc addresses the crew telling us half the women in that port have VD and the other half have TB.

"Do you know what THAT means?" he asked.

A wise ass from the back of the room says "If she coughs then you can fuck her?"

Trick Williams
08-29-05, 22:50
Decided to go see mimi but when i got there it was already 1:30. called mama she said closed at 2. damn, so decided to go around the block to see whats out. Very dead and lots of LE's out. Finally after looping around some hot chix in a car asked if I wanted a date. hell she was fine. drove off to some location and discuss the money and stuff. before i knew it, she was undercover. yeah that sucked major ass. She rambled off about car impoundment and fines and shit. Ended up lettin her keep the hundred and she told me to get outta DC. she actually wanted 300 and let me go. but for some reason I said I had only 100. hmmm maybe I been ripped off. Or not. either way horrible night. beware of girls in cars when u ride the loop i believe they are targeting us like that. She was driving a acura TL type s (black) anyways becareful guys. Maybe just stick to amps! better luck tomorrow :pLOL! If she was the fuzz she would have definetly busted your ass. You got duped like a sucker. If you had called her bluff, some chump was prolly waitin some where to run up on your ass. I pays no attention to hoes driving around in cars. Stick to the AMP's, the streets arent for you.

VanDriver
08-29-05, 23:06
Decided to go see mimi but when i got there it was already 1:30. called mama she said closed at 2. damn, so decided to go around the block to see whats out. Very dead and lots of LE's out. Finally after looping around some hot chix in a car asked if I wanted a date. hell she was fine. drove off to some location and discuss the money and stuff. before i knew it, she was undercover. yeah that sucked major ass. She rambled off about car impoundment and fines and shit. Ended up lettin her keep the hundred and she told me to get outta DC. she actually wanted 300 and let me go. but for some reason I said I had only 100. hmmm maybe I been ripped off. Or not. either way horrible night. beware of girls in cars when u ride the loop i believe they are targeting us like that. She was driving a acura TL type s (black) anyways becareful guys. Maybe just stick to amps! better luck tomorrow :pThe same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. I was with a friend of mine who never mongered before. But, since I told him all about it, we headed to CPHC. It must have been just after it got closed down, because they were closed when we went there around midnight on a Friday night.

Anyway, we cruised the area near Archibalds a couple of times, while paying attention to all of the no turn signs. Then, I spotted a very hot white chick standing next to her car. Since this was the first time I attempted to hook up with a SW, I was unaware that they should be that hot. Anyway, she suggested that we take her car to a special spot. Along the way we discussed that she was in school and just trying to make some extra money.

We spoke about her fees, and I agreed to $100 for FS. The car was a small car, so I thought that FS would be impossible. There was no way I was doing FS in an alley in DC in the winter (well, anytime for that matter). So, I said how much for a BJ.

It was at that question that she said she was ULE and that I was busted. But, she said, this is DC and things can be done to make the whole thing disappear. Acting stupid, I said, "like what". Then, she gets onto her Nextel (or walkie-talkie type thing), and tells some dude that she's nabbed me.

I did not know if this guy was LE or just a thug that would beat the crap out of me, so I asked what I could do to make it disappear. She said $300 (the $100 I orginally gave her, plus an additional $200.

Now, the $100 was all I had on me, so I had to have her drive me to find my friend's vehicle and ask him for some extra $$$. All he had was $100, so she settled for that and was off.

In retrospect, I don't think this chick was LE, but I was not going to test the waters of the DC system.

To boot, on the way home, my friend got nabbed by the automated speed detection system on NY Avenue and had to pay a $145 speeding ticket.

Dc Travel 2003
08-30-05, 00:41
Colt,

This is an interesting post. I'm skeptical she was a cop but I certainly will keep this info in mind next time. So, did she get in your car, take your money, and then say she was 5-0? Did she present a badge? I doubt a real cop would get into your car, first of all, especially if there were no back up. Second, a female cop posing as a prostitute and negotiating bribes is highly unlikely, imo. Did you get a look at what state her tags were from? Hate to say it, but I think you were most likely duped. Ballsy chick if you ask me. You probably did the right thing by taking te loss. If she weren't LE, who knows what she had in store for plan B if you decided to call her out on the cop thing. I bet her hand was in her purse the whole time. Chalk it to a learning experience.Loop is correct. Look at the plates. I did one of these too. Was coming down L from 19th towards the loop and a girl with VA plates pulled up beside me asking if I was looking for fun. Never incriminated myself so felt OK. Just followed her to 14th and paid room fee. BSW named Nina. Paid more than I should but was OK. Won't return though b/c was always trying to get more money.

Dr.Monger
08-30-05, 01:16
Or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Loop.

Well, with my own personal scouting expeditions yielding very little in my favorite Baltimore SW zones, (not the Clix loop), I decided some DC action was in order. Having read good things happening at TBWNN, I decided to pay homage to my mentor and friend, the late Trashman, by doing DC on foot, as he would often do. I found a good parking spot and headed for a quick look-see before hitting TBWNN.

Saw one hottie (from a distance) out, but not much more. Headed into the bar after a full loop. In the bar, it was a little zany. There was a cast of characters, including a drunk non-pro gal, some drunk college kids, pimps, working girls, the owner and the bartender. It was like something out of a surrealistic novel or movie. I think I annoyed the only other normal seeming patron I saw by actually talking to him.

Back on the street, saw a cute blonde. She asked me if I wanted to go to a bar. TBWNN? Yes, that is where she was headed. Closer inspection revealed that perhaps I was not interested. Then when I saw what she dragged into the bar I was definitely not interested. If you guys are worried about the hygiene of these girls - don't. You should worry about the hygiene of the guys they find on the street...many of whom wound up back in the bar with the ladies. The blondie's gal pal then approached me. I was not interested, but it turns hout she was the hottie I saw on the street earlier. Again, up close, just ok for my tastes...besides if you read the Baltimore Board you know I am partial to blondes.

Well, back onto the street, and they were locking girls up left and right. Also saw the wierd pimp thing where they follow the girl and try and get them to look at them. I still don't get that. Saw one cute blonde being harassed by one pimp, turing and twisting to get away. I wanted to shout at him to leave her the f- alone, but thought better of it. Damn there were a lot of pimps on the streets! And in cars, zooming around like maniacs. (Then I would see the same guys in TBWNN.) And it was hot and muggy out. Walking was making me perspire. Back to TBWNN for another cold one. Other than the blonde and her brunette friend, there was very little else in the way of SW in the bar. Interestingly, all the pimps were drinking Hennessy. And I thought that was just a stereotype.

So it turns out the blonde and brunette were Jessica(?) and Colleen of eros fame. I did not realize it until I read the posts a few pages back. Well, it was getting late, and I decided it was time to go. I had really enjoyed myself, but it is a long drive home. Did a final loop of the loop for kicks, and what do I see but a SW convention on M. Well it was just a zoo, and very hard to get any one girl's attention. Saw one who looked like Jennifer Love-Hewitt (I know, she was not blonde but soooo hot...I had to have her.) But with the construction, and all the mongers circling, I just could not get to her, or get her attention, even after three or four loops. Then she was gone.

Decided to do one last loop, as I figured a pickup would be impossible. What do I see but Dr. Monger's dream girl. Blonde, long legs, short skirt and huge boobs. It was the total package. Unbelievably, I was able to get her attention, and she hopped in. I was prepared for DC prices being higher than Baltimore, and knew I wanted to play it safe, so we agreed on the usual DC tuition for a translated lesson. Finding the spot was the hard part. I did not like hers, so I headed to a quiet area I know. Not extremely discreet, but it was late enough that I did not worry (too much). So her name was Danielle, and I also think someone mentioned her as being on their "to do" list. Me, well let's just say I felt a little rushed, as it took a few minutes to get to the spot and she definitely was in a hurry. I obliged by being quick :-). I am quite the gentleman aren't I? But I could not last long while feeling those tremendous boobs. She claims they are new and therefore sore and sensitive, but I hear that garbage all the time from SW and strippers, and I tend not to believe it.
She did let me get a good look and feel on the way back to the loop. Ok, I would date her again, I just decided. Maybe a full hotel date, but I would definitely try and negotiate two pops.

Dropped her off and headed home. It was a great, fun night, capped off by a nice ending.

Dr. Monger

Frank99
08-30-05, 14:14
I usually post on Baltimore board. I have read this board and mongered in your fair city! GREAT! My only question is, generally speaking, is there a lot of action during week days (nights) rather than weekends?

Also, I too have walked the loop and it is much better. I did not feel uncomfortable at all. Pimps left me alone.

Frank

Loop Vet
08-30-05, 14:29
Stick to the AMP's, the streets arent for you.

2942 has a point. By no means do I mean this as a flame, but you ought to rehash the scenario in your head and figure out what it was you did or said that made this girl think "sucker". Something about you said "gullible" or "inexperienced" and she jumped all over it.

I've had plenty of dates from chicks working from cars. I always keep an eye on my rearview and always lead the way to a location of MY choice. If they don't want to go to your location, there's a chance for a set-up. Keep these things in mind.

Member #4338
08-30-05, 14:37
OK, OK, so I haven’t posted in a while. Maybe I’ve been busy at work, or out of the country or maybe I just haven’t had the yellow fever. Yeah right! OK so I’m busted for not posting while I see a girl a few times. But I’ve decided that I need to share for the greater good of us all. So here goes.

Her name is Happy and she is at Mirage. First of all let me say that she is very nice looking but not a stunner as DCrez described the new eye Candy at Happiness. But Happy makes up for any perceived shortfall in knock-out factor with a stellar attitude and first class GFE service. Happy is late 20’s, 5’ 2”, 33 all natural B’s, shoulder length soft brown hair and a very sweet kitty. She provides a very good TS, some good relaxed and unrushed massage and a near PSE sex session. I have left every session with her with a :D and have gotten a hard-on driving out of DC thinking about what a great session I just had.

My opinion is that Happy may not be the one for everyone of you out there but she sure floats my boat.

Peace & Love.

Lax

PS: On second thought, I’m sure none of you guys would like her so let’s just forget the whole thing.

Member #4338
08-30-05, 14:49
Has anyone heard from Hobbyist4life? He last reported in June as he started dating Lauren at that time. He had been caught by Mimi as she reads the posts here. Now that Lauren is gone I wonder if he will come back. I think he would be a good person at the Round Table meeting. He could give us a lot of information.

That is right Mimi, still looks at the posts to see what we write about and what we want. I know Mimi passed information on to Lauren.

Hono:

I'm not asking you to reveal any super secret sources here, however, I (and I suspect many other regulars) would like to know how you come to know that Mimi reads this board? Do other AMP girls read our posts?

Personally I'm OK with that but I guess I would like to know for future reference.

Lax

John in VA
08-30-05, 15:12
I would just like to know from anyone who has come in contact with this supposed cop/*****. Did she say her name was arianna and did she have dark brown hair and a big chest? If so she tried the same thing on me once and I called her bluff. She tried it with me in the parking lot across from the cvs off of 14th and L. She told me that her backup were waiting across the street at cvs and at the top of the hill at 13 and L. I told her she was full of shit and wanted to see a badge and ID. I got out of her car and left. If anyone goes on the ******** site look at the escort named lecosta and let me know if you see a slight resemblence to the sw/cop.


Loop is correct. Look at the plates. I did one of these too. Was coming down L from 19th towards the loop and a girl with VA plates pulled up beside me asking if I was looking for fun. Never incriminated myself so felt OK. Just followed her to 14th and paid room fee. BSW named Nina. Paid more than I should but was OK. Won't return though b/c was always trying to get more money.

Motorback
08-30-05, 16:27
HOLD the friggin presses !!!!! DR. Monger was down in dc? HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!!!! Now I know hell is going to freze over...LOL

Loopy !! You master of rhyme and booty !

Colt & Van....You guys REALLY got beat I'm sorry to say. Not meant as a flame but RTFF and that won't happen. You'll come across as a pro.

I Need More
08-30-05, 18:25
Fellow mongers,
I am visiting DC area in 2 weeks. Wanted to get some suggestions on where to stay. For sure I wanna stay as close to action as possible. So where is the best street action found, DC, Baltimore or around Fairfax, VA.

Thanks in advance,
Need

VanDriver
08-30-05, 18:28
HOLD the friggin presses! DR. Monger was down in dc? HOLY SHIT BATMAN! Now I know hell is going to freze over. LOL

Loopy! You master of rhyme and booty !

Colt & Van: You guys REALLY got beat I'm sorry to say. Not meant as a flame but RTFF and that won't happen. You'll come across as a pro.No offense taken. But when confronted with the option of being screwed by ULE or simply screwed by some chick with what could be a very large armed man on the other end of her 2-way radio (or whatever), I'll take the $200 hit anyday.

Lesson learned. Stick to the amps. I don't want to F in the open anyway.

BTW: I am an avid reader of the FF and take all of its information to heart. You Senior posters give great intel and I am F-ing my way to achieve that status.

Crazy Dick
08-30-05, 19:05
Hono:
I'm not asking you to reveal any super secret sources here, however, I (and I suspect many other regulars) would like to know how you come to know that Mimi reads this board? Do other AMP girls read our posts?
LaxHi Lax,

Had another great session with the possible future Mrs Lax today. You do have great taste in women, and she tastes good also.

I don't know about Mimi reading the board. But she did tell me that she has 4 different email addresses. I will ask her about checking the forum the next time I see your true love!

Crazy Dick

Loop Vet
08-30-05, 19:11
Holy shit, look what the cat dragged in. Motorcock!!! What up buddy? Not much here, just, you know, running a boarding house...

Member #4338
08-30-05, 21:15
Hi Lax,

Had another great session with the possible future Mrs Lax today. You do have great taste in women, and she tastes good also.

I don't know about Mimi reading the board. But she did tell me that she has 4 different email addresses. I will ask her about checking the forum the next time I see your true love!

Crazy Dick

CD:

Mimi is the best, and I mean the best ever!!! What a truly wonderful person she is! I can only dream that she would be the future Mrs. Lax. Truly, I'm not worthy as I am only a misguided soul who haunts the nether world that is the DC board of USASG.

Lax

Dr.Monger
08-30-05, 21:44
HOLD the friggin presses !!!!! DR. Monger was down in dc? HOLY SHIT BATMAN !!!!! Now I know hell is going to freze over...LOL

I am not sure how to take that remark. I will admit it was not my first time to DC, but my first actually being successful on the stroll. I have seen escorts in DC before however.

However, what really amazes me is that the DC report was post number 320 for me. I really need a new hobby.

Dr. Monger

Rev333
08-30-05, 23:57
hey colt301 pay attention,

If I was in your same situation I would have told her to bust me, if she was in my car, I would have kept driving. I would have taken her out of dc, if she was ucle then you would have gotten pulled over, if she said you were soliciting her and she had it on tape, so is the extortion. Now if she is a hooch and she had her hand in her purse, she probably had a knife. Rev's solution to a ho's little knife or razor, I carry a 6 inch buck in my side panel, this is good for situations like that and for that guy that starts washing your windows after you already told him to piss off,lol. If she pulled a gun, well, its all in calling the bluff, and knowing that you pack a 9mm, and the fact that in downtown dc most people wouldnt pull it in the loop area just cuz they wouldnt get far if they used it and its unlikely that a sw is packin, just cuz if they get picked up they get a felony charge on top of trickin. Bottom line colt, you went out like a true rookie, live and learn. im not sayin to roll like me though.

Rev333

LoveLOS
08-31-05, 00:37
Lax, you rat bastard low-life cheating s1ut!!!! Fucking Happy behind Mimi's back and not even telling your soul-mates? Am I gonna have to go there in PERSON and tell her of your infidelity?

OK. Help me guys. My jaded mind is starting to play tricks on me. I started comparing memories of MY Mimi of Downtown fame circa 2003-04 and the amazing similarities of Mimi of Happiness fame circa 2005. Is it just the name? The amazing body? The wonderful attitude? Or what? Reincarnation, or am I so jaded as not able to recognize one of my all time favorites? I was with Mimi of DT like five or six times, and I swear I'm not sure this is not the same woman. Maybe I'm just trying to get dibs on Mrs Lax, but you all know that is not like me. Tell me it ain't so...

Hono, have I lost it? Maybe I need to see Linda, Mimi, Mimi, and Maya again... That would help me remember? Hells bells, Now we have A Bigger White Guy (Welcome to the board, BW, post some here too) writing reports as well as Scorpio's Dickrising and a new CL diamond find! (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=380756)

SMWSLT...

I Need More Info,
Be glad your a senior. my friend. ;) You pretty well have it right, having obviously read the fucking forum. Fairfax sucks shit. Lots of good incall, but trolling is the pits, same with Alexandria, where you meant to say. DC is LE dangerous now, but, as Dr M posted, it is out there. Don't have to tell you where the loop is, but NY ave is always a good place to hang you condom for the night. I haven't read Balto lately, so I can't help.

Rev. That post is WHY you are the Rev. Are you fucking coming to RT?

Loop,
Boarding house? The Looplair? Does HWH4HH's have any meaning for you? ROFLMFAO....

LoveLOS

Edit note - I just finished compiling my compendium of 21 Full service escorts with photos, pricing and contact info and description of reported services. This will serve as a "MENU" for our Roundtable dining, and language therapy (includes Greek).

If you can't make it to RT then I guess you'll have to RTFF while you jerk off, can't be helped.

Colts301
08-31-05, 00:55
Yes, I think it was Arianna or something like that. With VA tags. I had a gut feeling it was probably one a fake. But we were in back alley somewhere and I was blocked in. I wasn't sure what she was up to. Just didn't want any trouble. Rather just cut my losses and move on. I got in her car, so I couldn't really take off. Anyways, lesson learned, and much more to learn from you all. If the amp was just open LOL. It was just a bad day. Lost football and got hosed.

Thanks guys, I appreciate your reply.

Colts

Motorback
08-31-05, 08:11
Loopy I jumped out of a plane that was close to dc and floated all the way in..LOL boarding hoouse? More like cat house full of phat kitties...

Dr. We are always happy when you come down and grace us in dc.

Rev....I prefer to pull out a dummy hand grenade and just go beserk on her. Tell her you can't handle another arrest and since she is the root of all of your evil then she must go as well....If you do this while driving at about 90mph (hey who doesn't do that it dc?) I assure you she won't wait for you to slow down before she bails

I plan on hitting Mimi WAY before you guys crowd the place during the RT !!!

Marlo
09-01-05, 17:08
I too ran across someone posing as a cop about a year ago. She was drop dead georgeous and I witnessed her getting out of a car, which was the only reason I followed her. I felt something was wrong when she asked me to follow her. Once in the car, she got my money and then claimed to be the cops. My stomach hit the floor. But I quickly noticed no cops busting don the car door to drag me off. She played the hustle quite well. Before I exchanged $$ with her, she showed e her pussy/tits and let me touch her. So when I snatched my $$ back and got out, she had the nerve to block my car in place and pretend to get back on the phone. I almost lost it at that point and could have snatched her azz out of the car and beat the shit out of her. But I kept my cool and eventually got out of the situation.

But I did remember the tattoo on her lower belly. Luck has it I seen her again..dancing at the Penthouse strip club on Georgia Ave. it took all I had to prevent me from snatching her azz off that stage. But I played it low key. Somehow her car acquired a few flat tires and a busted window that night! It’s a touch neighborhood she works in. Amazingly, she still works there and she must recognize me because once off stage, she says hi to everyone. everyone but ME!

Marlo

Heavy Dog
09-02-05, 04:14
In 2003 I lived in the area for 3 months,and these were the areas/strolls at the time. I will list them by Sections: NW,NE,and SE Dc. NW: Kennedy St between Georgia Ave and Missouri Ave. New York Ave Btw New Jersey Ave and N.Capitol St. Rhode Island Ave Btw 3rd St NW and N Capitol St. Georgia Ave Btw Columbia Rd and Kennedy St (Not sure on this,however.) 11th St btw U st and Park Rd. NE: Rhode Island Ave btw N Capitol St and South Dakota Ave. Montana Ave btw Evarts St/Rhode Island Ave and 18th St. West Virginia Ave Btw Florida Ave and New York Ave. Montello Pl,Trinidad Ave btw Florida Ave and Mt.Olivet Rd. Bladensburg Rd. btw Mt.Olivet Rd and Florida Ave. 4th,5th and 6th Sts btw Penn St NE and Florida Ave. Eastern Ave Btw 53rd St and Division Ave. Sheriff Rd btw Eastern Ave and Minnesota Ave. SE: Central Ave Btw East Capitol St. and Southern Ave. Benning Rd. btw E.Capitol St. and Southern Ave. Southern Ave btw E.Capitol St. and Fitch St. Minnesota Ave btw E.Capitol St and Good Hope Rd. Savannah St. btw Wheeler Rd. and 15th St Se. Wheeler Rd btw Alabama Ave and Mississippi Ave. Livingston Rd btw Atlantic St and South Capitol St. S. Capitol St btw Martin Luther King Ave and Southern Ave. All of the areas listed are primary BSW areas and caution is advised when trolling. Watch out for stings on New York,Rhode Island,and in particular,W.Virginia aves. Keep your head on a swivel on Savannah St. and Livingston Rd. Going Rates for these area should not be more than $30 for F/S. Hope This Helps.

Loop Vet
09-02-05, 09:27
I can't believe this chick has been doing this for while now and still goes out on the streets after burning so many people. She has no fear. This girl ain't right in the head.

Marlo, tell us the tattoo so everyone can keep a lookout. Is it the same girl that John mentioned is on city vibe? Check it out and let us know. She'll keep doing it as long as she can get away with it.

Trick Williams
09-02-05, 14:40
In 2003 I lived in the area for 3 months,and these were the areas/strolls at the time. I will list them by Sections: NW,NE,and SE Dc. NW: Kennedy St between Georgia Ave and Missouri Ave. New York Ave Btw New Jersey Ave and N.Capitol St. Rhode Island Ave Btw 3rd St NW and N Capitol St. Georgia Ave Btw Columbia Rd and Kennedy St (Not sure on this,however.) 11th St btw U st and Park Rd. NE: Rhode Island Ave btw N Capitol St and South Dakota Ave. Montana Ave btw Evarts St/Rhode Island Ave and 18th St. West Virginia Ave Btw Florida Ave and New York Ave. Montello Pl,Trinidad Ave btw Florida Ave and Mt.Olivet Rd. Bladensburg Rd. btw Mt.Olivet Rd and Florida Ave. 4th,5th and 6th Sts btw Penn St NE and Florida Ave. Eastern Ave Btw 53rd St and Division Ave. Sheriff Rd btw Eastern Ave and Minnesota Ave. SE: Central Ave Btw East Capitol St. and Southern Ave. Benning Rd. btw E.Capitol St. and Southern Ave. Southern Ave btw E.Capitol St. and Fitch St. Minnesota Ave btw E.Capitol St and Good Hope Rd. Savannah St. btw Wheeler Rd. and 15th St Se. Wheeler Rd btw Alabama Ave and Mississippi Ave. Livingston Rd btw Atlantic St and South Capitol St. S. Capitol St btw Martin Luther King Ave and Southern Ave. All of the areas listed are primary BSW areas and caution is advised when trolling. Watch out for stings on New York,Rhode Island,and in particular,W.Virginia aves. Keep your head on a swivel on Savannah St. and Livingston Rd. Going Rates for these area should not be more than $30 for F/S. Hope This Helps.Good info! How was the mongering in SE? Isnt this part of DC really dangerous? I usually monger in NW and just recently started to check out NE which has some gems if you are patient and willing to look. Lots of crack-heads though.

John in VA
09-02-05, 18:50
I think she also mentioned Demazi or Damazi something like that.


I can't believe this chick has been doing this for while now and still goes out on the streets after burning so many people. She has no fear. This girl ain't right in the head.

Marlo, tell us the tattoo so everyone can keep a lookout. Is it the same girl that John mentioned is on city vibe? Check it out and let us know. She'll keep doing it as long as she can get away with it.

Hobbyist4Life
09-03-05, 15:15
Has anyone heard from Hobbyist4life? He last reported in June as he started dating Lauren at that time. He had been caught by Mimi as she reads the posts here. Now that Lauren is gone I wonder if he will come back. I think he would be a good person at the Round Table meeting. He could give us a lot of information.

That is right Mimi, still looks at the posts to see what we write about and what we want. I know Mimi passed information on to Lauren. She thought I was her in house namja chingle (boyfriend). That happened to be Kimchi. Now that his wife has divorced him (cultural differences) he started going amping again. He had met her at Supra before and when I tried her at Happiness I told him. He likes the girls who are a little more classy ( I call bitchie). He will try to make the Round Table meeting. I get all my Downtown info from him. I think he may start doing reports again. He is a Senior Member. So invite him. I of course will always do reports as there are so many and so little time.Hello Mr. Honoluman

I had to take myself out for good reasons, if you know what I mean! I was occupied, but I was also out of the country for a little while. Some of you will remember what had happened, before I had take a break. LOL.

I even deleted some of my reports, when all that happened.

I just got back and read the forum. Seems that I didn't miss too much, although I did notice some excellent reviews on few providers.

I have continued to enjoy the hobby, even though I was away from the forum for awhile.

You are right about them reading the posts, they still do not understand the abbreviations and slangs quite well, yet. So, continue using slangs and such to keep them guessing.

No need to make it easier for them.

BTW, who is Kimchi? Who are you referring to, Mr. Honluman?

Peace out.

H4L

Yungcaesar
09-05-05, 06:24
Has anyone seen Nicolette? Is she still with us?

WiseBorn
09-05-05, 07:38
Had a Blast at the Round Table good to finally meet some of the guys.
Many Unspeakable things happened there (what happens at the RT, stays at the RT) I'll blame it on all the Non alcoholic drinks I had. Can't wait to do it again.


Cheers,

Wiseborn

Bronze Hornet
09-05-05, 22:23
Sorry LL and the rest of you trusted seniors that I was looking forward to meet Friday night at Round Table (RT) but a Cluster Ruck at my lab rerouted me while in transit. Three hour later I was too burned out make the RT.

As a responsible person I took it upon myself to do take the RT Make-Up Exam on the next night to keep my credits in this esteem society.

I arrived around 6 p.m. and procured lodging within 3 minutes walk of the primary Exam area. Hondo, working remote logistics and research from his lair, suggested Linda at Royal. I headed towards Royal but then saw Downtown’s “OPEN” light beckoning me towards it. I took this as a good sign, entered and requested my favorite lady Jai and was completely surprised when Mama-san smiled and said one minute.

The lovely Jai walked wearing a revealing gold pant and bra, recognized me and “Game On” for first part of the exam. She said “you’re my Bingo”, I asked what the hell that was and she answered, you are only man in building and asked for me that makes you my Bingo-Man. Table shower was remarkable in terms of keeping the set of family jewels polished, back in the room Asian, HJ, BBBJ, CBJ, CG, RCG and various geometrical leg positions within Mish were practiced until the first bell was rung. This was followed by an intensive HJ with some Asian leading to a 2nd bell. Total cost: 1.5$

Time was 7 pm and I returned to lodging for dinner and drinks.

At 10 pm I re-entered the Exam area and headed to a local hangout and found TBWNN girl Coleen from the Love Los menu. Coleen was with 2 young locals, acknowledged my presence but did not move towards me. I bought a drink for another menu girl, Jennifer, and told her I recognized her from eros guide. She asked if I wanted a date, but since her picture was more enticing than her actual presence. I gave her .2$ and said lets just talk. I then had her get Coleen’s attention for me. Coleen came over and said I know you wanted me but I wanted you to chase me. We retired to a room and an investment of .8$ for CBJ, CG and doggie with.2$ for room use was made.

The there was Sasha who witnessed me with Coleen. She “appeared” to be a very tight bodied black hottie with an incredible body. She asked if I was up for another. I told her yes but only at my close by lodging. She agreed but for 1.5$. I reluctantly said yes as her body was “smoking”. Back at my lodging I paid like a rookie, and she undressed. Push up bras and paneled panties should be outlawed by the FTC as upon contact with air the goods in the panties expanded and those in the bra shribbled. She then informed me that she does not ride. I informed her neither do I when I am paying so unless she’s paying she’s riding. I pretended Pamela Sue Anderson was working me over and received a CBJ followed by CG to finish Exam 3.

She left, time was 1 a.m. I then decided to catch a cab to Royal to meet this Linda who received the high acclaims from LL and Hondo recently. Linda was not there and the 2 less than attractive replacements offered were declined. I walked out went 2 doors North and entered Happiness. I asked if Mimi were there and found that my luck had returned. Mimi came out in a red and black short silk dress. We took care of business and went to table shower. It felt like she was liberally flooding my rear orifice with liquid Palmolive or some other liquid soap, I’m a very clean guy so I was just assuming this was to prepare for her comfort. Later I found this to be correct as once we returned to the room her talents were definitely beyond any Ph.D. training. All previous (and recent) posts on her are true and were ventured into and enjoyed by this reviewer. I left with a total of 1.7$ invested into this part of the exam.

I left and caught a cab back to my lodging. Before going in I decided to grab an energy bar and sustaining non-alcoholic fluids from a nearby 24 hours CVS store. Time was 3 a.m.. As I approached this establishment I noticed a vixen in a black stretch dress. She was very attractive, almost too attractive. I decided to hold back and watch. I saw 2 potential customers approach and she turned away their advances. Only when a car at a signal light motioned for her was I sure she was not ULE. The car had to move on the light and she began walking to the direction of my lodging. I walked by her, spoke, with no acknowledgement, went into my lodging, making sure she saw me, then returned back to the street. I walked behind her and politely asked if she would like to go to my hotel with me while showing my hotel key. She said, they won’t let me in. I said, the door man has been tipped well. We walked to my lodging and retired to my room. We agreed upon an engagement for 1$ and she immediately undressed revealing the hottest young body I have seen all night. Stunning as she was her methods were effective for someone already satisfied from 4 encounters within the last 7 hours. CBJ and CG were delivered with great satisfaction within 30 minutes or so. This ladies name is Natalie and she is a solid 12 on the SW scale and an 8 or 9 on all others.

Bed time at 3:45 a.m.

I was abruptly awoken by a sound in the hallway at 6:45 a.m. so I decided to get up and walk around the area. I saw several vehicles go by with several SW’s I had seen earlier but avoided, I guess they hang out longer to make their margins by quantity of clients. I then walked by a BSW who was petite but very attractive. I used the same line on her as I used on Natalie and it worked again. Her name was Destiny from Las Vegas. She had been to a concert and did not get started until after 3 a.m. We returned to my room were CBJ, CG and MISH were enjoyed as a morning call for 1$.

This was by far my most memorable trip to DC and my best results on a make up. I only wish I had the chance to meet some of the senior luminaries that were present on the previous night requiring this self imposed Make Up Night.

Member #3947
09-06-05, 00:07
Good Evening gents,

A little late with the report but better late than never. Early Sunday morning, 8/4, about 1:30 or so, I was out mongering near 7th and K streets looking for a quick bj from one of the local participants. I saw quite a few BSW in the area but the majority were men in women's clothing. I cut down Eye street near 6th and saw a thick BSW in the shadows. I pulled over and offered $$ for a blow. She accepted and we went to a location of her choice. The first one was occupied by LE so we had to go to the the second one. We pulled up and she went to work. I forgot to ask her name but she did say she was a regular in the area. She did a CBJ and did it well. We were non-rushed and I fingered the Kitty during the process. After making payment, she wanted to drive my car back to the spot I picked her up from. (This is the third time one of these chicks wanted to drive). I politely declined her offer and I dropped her off back in the shadows. I would definely use her services again. I have to remember to grab my digital camera so I can get some shots of these honeys!

Mighty Spearsman
09-06-05, 11:11
Good Evening gents...Early Sunday morning, 8/4, about 1:30 or so, I was out mongering near 7th and K streets...

After making payment, she wanted to drive my car back to the spot I picked her up from. (This is the third time one of these chicks wanted to drive). I politely declined her offer.
This is the 3rd time? Wow. I believe you but it's hard to believe. Thank God you had enough sense to say no!

Only someone who wanted to have their car stolen or totalled (with a resulting possible lawsuit) would say yes to such an offer.

VanDriver
09-06-05, 19:03
I had the pleasure of meeting with Connie @ CPHC last Thursday. Did I say Connie. Connie. Connie. She repeated her name to me so many times that it must be tatooed onto my brain. Connie!

Anyway, choose Connie from a lineup of 3 as she had the best face, tatas and rear end.

She was very thankful that I chose her and proceed to stick her tongue in my mouth over and over...hopefully not after an AR from one of you dudes!

Off to the TS where she cleaned the mess out of me...all over. I knew I was in for a treat back in the room. A little soapy-prostate massage in the room was pretty new, but enjoyable.

Back in the room, Connie asked if I wanted a massage. Nope. While on my stomach, she proceed with a light tickle and nibble all over. Then, spread my cheeks and proceed with alot of AR. Then, reached underneath, pulled my junk through my legs, and let loose with AR and shaft nibbling, sucking, and licking. Then, she pulled me up onto all 4s and went to town with the AR and more on my junk. Damn was she intense.

On the flip, she bent my legs back towards my head and more AR with CBJ. Then, she did a little CBJ with prostate massage. Wow, I almost lost it. What the hell was she doing there? Who cares! IT WAS GREAT!

Then, she got on for a ride of CG for awhile. Then, proceeded to doggie, then Mish. I took awhile (as I always do with a cover) but she grabbed my nuts with one hand and her left breast with the other and told me to suck her nipple. That was all she wrote. BAM!

It was a very pleasureable and memorable experience.

I definately will repeat.

Oh, her body was probably 34-24-34 with a full B or small C cup. Regular labia...although I am still in search of the C-D cup (natural) with large labia lips.

Vandriver

Hobbyist4Life
09-06-05, 21:34
Hi Lax,

Had another great session with the possible future Mrs Lax today. You do have great taste in women, and she tastes good also.

I don't know about Mimi reading the board. But she did tell me that she has 4 different email addresses. I will ask her about checking the forum the next time I see your true love!

Crazy DickWell, I think I was the one, who originally posted that few providers were checking out the forum a little while back. Yes, I can confirm that.
I got a tongue lashing, from the provider in question, LOL

I posted that someone (a senior member) had provided info about the forum to the provider. I ended up deleting the posts about asking, who in the world gave so much information to the provider. Because I was getting so much sh*t from the provider about my statements.

I also noticed couple of members also deleted posts about the perticular provider, LOL

This is all I can say, w/o getting into too much details, LOL.

I've been a way for awhile and just getting back into the game.

So, posts will follow shortly.

Peace out.

H4L

Member #3947
09-06-05, 21:52
This is the 3rd time? Wow. I believe you but it's hard to believe. Thank God you had enough sense to say no!

Only someone who wanted to have their car stolen or totalled (with a resulting possible lawsuit) would say yes to such an offer.I guess they get their jollies by driving the john's car back to where they were picked up. Yeah, you are so right about having some chick jack your car or run into the back of a squad car or somthing....:)

Daplush Man

Hobbyist4Life
09-06-05, 22:07
Gentlemen!

When does a real female LE ever disclose that they are LE. If you are busted, you'll have other cops gently remove you from the car! The real female LE's usually don't even disclose their cover. They usually go right back out on the street and look for the next bust. They usually do what they have to do, until you incriminate yourself and let the others take over. They are not going to get themselves in the line of fire, sort of speak. They will not be doing this in some dark alley or some lot. My understanding is that they will not leave more than a block or two. Usually, they try to nab you right at the spot where they are picked up.

They never work alone! These girls are just taking advantage of the fact that, most men will not take that chance of calling their bluff.

I have many friends in the LE, local and government and they told me that, it will never happen that way. One of the reason is that they rarely say they are LE, since they are not in possession of a badge! Since, they are to brandish their badge, anytime they state that they are LE.

They are always wearing a wire during sting ops. and when the time comes, you will be met with other LE's and she will be getting out of the car ASAP.

So, if you are being recorded for record? Do you really think, she will be asking for a bribe?

So, the girls that are doing this must be some brave chicks. Without a badge(maybe a fake one) and gun?

Just imagine, if they tried to rip off the wrong guy? They may not make it out of the dark alley or the lot!

They will make a mistake one day! They will hear about it one day! They will stop this sh*t one day!

That is the information that I got from my buddies, and just my $.02.

Peace Out,

H4L


The same thing happened to me about 6 months ago. I was with a friend of mine who never mongered before. But, since I told him all about it, we headed to CPHC. It must have been just after it got closed down, because they were closed when we went there around midnight on a Friday night.

Anyway, we cruised the area near Archibalds a couple of times, while paying attention to all of the no turn signs. Then, I spotted a very hot white chick standing next to her car. Since this was the first time I attempted to hook up with a SW, I was unaware that they should be that hot. Anyway, she suggested that we take her car to a special spot. Along the way we discussed that she was in school and just trying to make some extra money.

We spoke about her fees, and I agreed to $100 for FS. The car was a small car, so I thought that FS would be impossible. There was no way I was doing FS in an alley in DC in the winter (well, anytime for that matter). So, I said how much for a BJ.

It was at that question that she said she was ULE and that I was busted. But, she said, this is DC and things can be done to make the whole thing disappear. Acting stupid, I said, "like what". Then, she gets onto her Nextel (or walkie-talkie type thing), and tells some dude that she's nabbed me.

I did not know if this guy was LE or just a thug that would beat the crap out of me, so I asked what I could do to make it disappear. She said $300 (the $100 I orginally gave her, plus an additional $200.

Now, the $100 was all I had on me, so I had to have her drive me to find my friend's vehicle and ask him for some extra $$$. All he had was $100, so she settled for that and was off.

In retrospect, I don't think this chick was LE, but I was not going to test the waters of the DC system.

To boot, on the way home, my friend got nabbed by the automated speed detection system on NY Avenue and had to pay a $145 speeding ticket.

Knucklehead
09-06-05, 22:17
Hobbyist4Life,

Not sure if this is what you are looking for, but there was a "Kimchi" used to post on the Virginia / NOVA board.

Member #3947
09-06-05, 22:39
Man, I must have been still drunk when I typed my report. The cost of the BJ was 2 Jacksons not $$! Never pay $$ for any kind of BJ! :)

Marlo
09-06-05, 23:12
Crazy NIGHT!

Ok, two reviews on two providers from two different lists, CL and Eros that I sampled last night.

First the CL provider. As we all know, all to often providers online are not as they look on their photo. Ironically, these two look good in their photo but much better in person. Taylor is a young provider who use to dance at a local club. I called her up and she asked me to meet her at another location in an hour. Since I live in VA, it would have taken me an hour to get into the city anyway. So I make it to her SW location, not the best of neighborhoods but since I grew up in a similar hood in the Midwest, I am good to go. So I call her and she is just now pulling up. I play the role as if I am still in route. I park and lay in the cut to get a preview. I was very impressed with her looks from afar. She unloads some things to include a baby. WOW!

Anyway, I get to the door (apartment building) and I can see inside the window. She comes down the stairs in a sexy nightie with no panties! All pussy lips showing…and what a great view. Not to mention she is drop dead gorgeous! Simply beautiful! Soft caramel skin and very innocent looking. BUT, she has her 1 yr old there. So I get in the apartment, she ask me to her room and we watch a little TV while her son runs in and out of the room trying to eat his chow. Now she is cautious because I look like “Johnny LAW”. So she says she really doesn’t want to go to jail while her son is here. Anyway, she asks if I am going to get comfortable so I jump into the bed with her. She asks if she can kiss Mr Happy. I reply, PLEASE!!. So she gives me a very brief BBBJ to make sure I am not LE. All while her son is running in/out the room. So, I put the condom on and she leans to the side and let me hit it from the back. Lovely skin, beautiful face and she is definitely a repeat for me. So she is very GFE. I wanted to ask for some DFK but decided not too. So there I lay, hitting it from behind on my side while she holds the pillow up in a feeble effort to keep her son from seeing me beat up on his mother. I almost felt bad but she was too lovely for me to be concerned. In conclusion, she very warm, kind, funny and innocent. A nice GFE. Great potential! Nice for a C note.

Looks-8
Servie-8
Attitude-10

So on my way home I get to thinking bout hat I had just done so I get another rise from Mr Happy. So I call up a few ladies which I wrote notes/numbers on and finally find one that will answer the phone, Ciera. She was the last on the list. But to my pleasant surprise, she as much better looking in person. She is simply strikingly beautiful. I was overwhelmed by her height. She is actually 5’11, slim (not skinny) with that beautiful caramel-butter skin. She gave a great CBJ while her log fingers caressed my nuts and roamed around that area….very nice. The she mounted Mr Happy as we proceeded with some reverse CowGirl. The to my surprise, she rolled over to the missionary. All for another C note. Over all,

Looks-8
Servie-8
Attitude-9

A definite repeat.

So today on my way from work I got a rise and decided to get with Cherry, found on Eros. Cute but not a repeat. She has a hue gut and her breasts are not as large as they appear. Surprisingly, her and Ciera are roommates.

Last Friday I hooked up with Kitten from CL. Sorry I missed the Round Table LL but I had a friend of mind visiting from out of town and he is not a monger.) But he did sit in the car as I made a visit. He thought she was a friend. Anyway, Kitten is a very popular provider who posts adds every ten minutes it seems. Most important issue with her is that she looks like her photos facially, but she is round in the middle! Great CBJ with lots of sack licking. Not a repeat.

Well gents, looks like I am going to have to start sucking dick at the Grey Hound Bus station to support my hunting habit.

Happy Hunting,

Marlo

Heavy Dog
09-07-05, 02:10
I agree that it is dangerous in SE-Particularly on Savannah St due to the fact that there are no cheap Motels around, meaning that if you pick someone up,you have to use your car or take a chance by going to their place. However,there is one BSW that hangs out on Minnesota Ave and C st SE that I would stay away from-she is light-skinned and tries to set you up for a robbery. What she does is ask you to go to her place on C st-a apartment complex in about the middle of the block but does not lock the security door behind you and her-obviously so that her man can come in,come up to the apartment and jack you. I used my instincts when she tried this on me by saying I forgot something in my car. When I got back to the car, I drove away-and avoided a serious problem. Anytime someone insists on leaving a door unlocked for no good reason is a warning sign.

Hope this Helps.

PsyberZombie
09-07-05, 06:11
They are always wearing a wire during sting ops. and when the time comes, you will be met with other LE's and she will be getting out of the car ASAP.

An UC·LEO will never , Never , NEVER! get in·to a vehicle with a 'perp'

To see Why Not , read =
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=375334&postcount=143

So it would appear that vandriver was simply the un·witting victim of a clever rip·off scheme

VanDriver
09-07-05, 08:28
An UC·LEO will never , Never , NEVER! get in·to a vehicle with a 'perp'

To see Why Not , read =
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=375334&postcount=143

So it would appear that vandriver was simply the un·witting victim of a clever rip·off schemeIn retrospect, I agree with both you and Hobby4 life in that I was ripped off. But, at that time in the AM and after some partying, I was not in the position to think rationally.

Having said that, even if she was not ULE, her male friend on the other end may have been waiting in the darkness of our parking spot to TAKE the $$$ from me anyway and provide me with a beating, stabbing, or worse.

Lesson learned so I will stay with the AMPs for the forseeable future.

Lastly, I do hope this chick (or these chicks) do this to the wrong mongerer and get what's coming to them. I do not promote violence, but it appears that they have pulled this BS too many times. Something needs to scare them into either doing the deed or stopping the stealing.

Kimchi
09-07-05, 08:49
I was told by some very good and reliable working girls that they have known about this site for some time. Lauren got her info from Mimi. She got it from another older working girl who got it from who knows but they know and can read. Of course their english comprehension is so-so. One thing they do not like is if you tell too much. They are afraid their families will find out or their boyfriends or LE. I have dated a few over the years and know a few of them very well. Most are still in the business after 6 8 10 years. They will work one more year. Too much money too many guys who buy them too much. Yes I have done this. But I never let them know I am on this site or read it. Some get scared and mad. I think some one got caught and spilled too much then deleted his posts to try and make up for it. These girls remember. But you can buy them off. Just my take on who told.

Phat Bastard
09-07-05, 09:25
An UC·LEO will never , Never , NEVER! get in·to a vehicle with a 'perp'

To see Why Not , read =
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=375334&postcount=143

So it would appear that vandriver was simply the un·witting victim of a clever rip·off schemeZombie's right, you got totally hosed.

A decoy won't get into a car with you, it compromises the safety of the officer.

And that's a ruse that has been done before. I was victimized by something similar but far worse.

Cops working a decoy operation have a large group with them, they would all have to be in on it and that's not going to happen, even in DC. Plus a real cop has a lot more to lose for their crime than you do for yours. They lose their job, pension, face felony jail time etc. You should have told her to "show me an ID" and then when she argued with you, told her to "get the fuck out of my car". Then when she did, you should have driven to a pay phone (not near a traffic camera) and dropped a dime on her. If you tell the police that there's a prostitute extorting money from people by telling them she's a police officer looking for a bribe, they won't blow it off, posing as a police officer is a pretty serious crime, posing as a police officer demanding bribes is even worse.

If you want to rat her out anyway, go to a safe phone and call the DC police internal affairs division and rat her out as if she's a police officer. First they'll check to see if any officers were working the area, then when they find out there weren't any they'll turn it over to the vice squad or robbery/homicide. Get her off the streets. When bluffing doesn't work, they'll turn to beatings or worse.

And getting money from a friend. I'll bet they laughed their asses off over weed and Chinese food at that one.

Big White
09-08-05, 02:10
I miss the Foxy Playground of old on Georgia Ave. A real classy place. Cold beer, big women dancing, and the ever present screen in the corner playing non-stop porno. Those were the days. One thing that you could always do there was pull numbers (albeit a pager or home phone #) to meet the ladies at off-hours. I knew that Stephen Covey organizer and binder purchased for everyone in the office would come in handy for organizing something. Yes, the late 80’s, early 90’s.

My nostalgia was brought on by reading the various posts, particularly by Midnight88, about meeting women at places such as the Lanham Inn. I haven’t made it out there, but hope to soon. Rather, I have had some recent experience at other lap dancing places in P.G. County, such as Pasqels(sp) (where recently someone “accidentally” drove their car through), and Da End Zone. Now, these places - the so-called Garage Strip Clubs - are no McDoogals or even Showcase Theater. But, their prices aren’t either. At Pasqels, the rate was $5 a dance. Serving no alcohol to spend your money on, a mere $15 entrance fee and $5 dances go a long way. The clubs have also been a good source of pulling numbers.

The women who work these non-alcohol, lap dance clubs are, for example, some of the same women you meet on the loop. I know two occasional regulars who stop for drinks at TBWNN who also dance sometimes on slow days (or “hot” days) to make some cash. That’s how I found myself at Pasqels. Seems these clubs open all the time, some for just weekends, etc. Some of the women also do not date or date infrequently (but who‘s keeping track). The women who primarily dance and date only as a secondary source of “college tuition” are the ones I like to try to corrupt.

Tonight I met Star (not Midnight88’s Starr, as far as I know) for the second time, who dances at a couple of clubs, including Pasqels (she’s hoping it reopens). She’s a NE DC ebony princess, and perhaps the tallest girl I have dated, standing over 6 ft. in heels. She has some wear from bearing children, but is primarily solid and toned from the dancing. Looks wise, I would have to say a 6, maybe 7 after a couple of shots of Hennessey, her drink of choice. Enthusiasm-wise, however, she is a solid 8.5 to 9. Note however, that she likes to talk, and sometimes intensely - lets just say she has a lively personality. Her lap dancing abilities had me at hello. Over our two dates, we have taken a shower together, massaged each other, made out like teenagers, had a long, long CBJ, and practiced several positions perhaps since missing from the pages of the Kama Sutra. I think the women who are not regulars provide a refreshing and generally more relaxed time than some of the more hardened professionals (picture Jessica who hangs on the loop and TBWNN), if you are into that. Today’s session was a good 2 hours from entering and leaving the lair, $.

So, who’s in for a night of Lapdanceapalooza, hitting a few of the clubs, in a mission to add to their contact list? In a way, its sort of like fishing, and a catch is not necessarily guaranteed. The best thing is that at $5-$10 a dance, you can try on several models to see if they are your style. Most clubs can be reached within 20 minutes or so from downtown.

Member #4338
09-08-05, 08:24
I went to Happiness to see Mimi over the holiday weekend. I think it is a tad strange, all this business of Mimi reading (and perhaps posting???) on this board. Now don’t get me wrong, I accept what Kimchi, Hono and others have said about the fact that some of the girls read our posts. As a result, suffice it to say that my visit with Mimi was first rate. She is a wonderful person who provides a fantastic service.

Yesterday I went to Mini (1818 NY Ave.) and had the enormous pleasure of seeing Jay. Jay is no more than 5’ with jet black hair, 105 lbs, very tight little body and a very pretty face. She is late 20’s but could easily pass for 21. Jay is somewhat shy but warms up quickly when a gentle approach is applied. She provides a totally unrushed GFE. Highly recommended.

Peace & love

Lax

PS: Where are the reports on the RT? Are you guys going to hold out on those unfortunate souls who couldn't make it? If you don't want to post here at least PM your fellow Seniors who couldn't attend so we can vicariously experience the event. ;)

WiseBorn
09-08-05, 10:30
I miss the Foxy Playground of old on Georgia Ave. A real classy place. Cold beer, big women dancing, and the ever present screen in the corner playing non-stop porno. Those were the days. One thing that you could always do there was pull numbers (albeit a pager or home phone #) to meet the ladies at off-hours. I knew that Stephen Covey organizer and binder purchased for everyone in the office would come in handy for organizing something. Yes, the late 80’s, early 90’s.

My nostalgia was brought on by reading the various posts, particularly by Midnight88, about meeting women at places such as the Lanham Inn. I haven’t made it out there, but hope to soon. Rather, I have had some recent experience at other lap dancing places in P.G. County, such as Pasqels(sp) (where recently someone “accidentally” drove their car through), and Da End Zone. Now, these places - the so-called Garage Strip Clubs - are no McDoogals or even Showcase Theater. But, their prices aren’t either. At Pasqels, the rate was $5 a dance. Serving no alcohol to spend your money on, a mere $15 entrance fee and $5 dances go a long way. The clubs have also been a good source of pulling numbers.

The women who work these non-alcohol, lap dance clubs are, for example, some of the same women you meet on the loop. I know two occasional regulars who stop for drinks at TBWNN who also dance sometimes on slow days (or “hot” days) to make some cash. That’s how I found myself at Pasqels. Seems these clubs open all the time, some for just weekends, etc. Some of the women also do not date or date infrequently (but who‘s keeping track). The women who primarily dance and date only as a secondary source of “college tuition” are the ones I like to try to corrupt.

Tonight I met Star (not Midnight88’s Starr, as far as I know) for the second time, who dances at a couple of clubs, including Pasqels (she’s hoping it reopens). She’s a NE DC ebony princess, and perhaps the tallest girl I have dated, standing over 6 ft. in heels. She has some wear from bearing children, but is primarily solid and toned from the dancing. Looks wise, I would have to say a 6, maybe 7 after a couple of shots of Hennessey, her drink of choice. Enthusiasm-wise, however, she is a solid 8.5 to 9. Note however, that she likes to talk, and sometimes intensely - lets just say she has a lively personality. Her lap dancing abilities had me at hello. Over our two dates, we have taken a shower together, massaged each other, made out like teenagers, had a long, long CBJ, and practiced several positions perhaps since missing from the pages of the Kama Sutra. I think the women who are not regulars provide a refreshing and generally more relaxed time than some of the more hardened professionals (picture Jessica who hangs on the loop and TBWNN), if you are into that. Today’s session was a good 2 hours from entering and leaving the lair, $.

So, who’s in for a night of Lapdanceapalooza, hitting a few of the clubs, in a mission to add to their contact list? In a way, its sort of like fishing, and a catch is not necessarily guaranteed. The best thing is that at $5-$10 a dance, you can try on several models to see if they are your style. Most clubs can be reached within 20 minutes or so from downtown.


I remember Foxy's and I've been to some of the clubs in PG county. PM me your email.

slowfloyd
09-08-05, 11:16
So the Floyd has been away from Mongerhood for a while now with little more action than a couple of cbj car dates that deserve little note. But seeing as how you can't keep a good monger down, Floyd decided it was time for a comeback (Slowly of course). As it turns out, Floyd did you mongering bastards a favor and took one for team.

Floyd has had a full Sun Club VIP card burning a hole in his pocket and the time came last night to cash in. Walked through the blue door (which interestingly enough has a DCPD sticker on it), up the narrow staircase and was greeted by none other than the famous Pink. Floyd tells you now that all the rumors that Pink of the b2b shower and "smokey in the room" fame has moved on from Sun are patently false. Pink was working the door so was not available but she said she hadn't gone anywhere and wasn't planning any trips so if Floyd or anyone else for that matter wanted to see her next time, remember to call ahead.

Pink led Floyd to the back room right by the table shower and Floyd told Pink he wanted a nice girl that liked to travel the Asian Rim. Pink guaranteed she had the right girl for the job. Well, five minutes later in walks Poppy and let me just say that she was... not pretty. Older and bigger than most k-girls in AMPs, she looked like Pink's age but not as attractive in the face though she did have huge titties that were probably man-made.

Floyd would have walked out right then but he figured that Pink wouldn't steer him wrong that she sent this 7 beer date because of the specific request. Decided to stick with it and on to the table shower which was mediocre with lots of light teasing that just didn't do the job. Mind you the TS was b2b but even with that it just didn't do it for Floyd.

Back to the room and Poppy begins a long massage that seemed to be going nowhere. Finally get to what might be some AR when it turned out to be some more light teasing that really started to piss Floyd off. I finally had to just make myself clear "Lickey". Do you want to know what she did? She blew on it. Yup, this dumb fucknut ran her fingers around and BLEW on it! Whhhh. Whhh. Whhhhh. All the while, giggling thinking she's sexy. Give me a frigging break.

Turn over and finally get to something interesting with cbj. But even that was un-spirited. Floyd got bored and grabbed the back of her head with both hands and f'ed her mouth 'till he busted a nut. And its a good thing too, 'cause all this had taken so long that as soon as that it was done Pink was knocking on the door that time was up.

On the way out, Floyd talked to Pink and told her how pissed he was especially since he asked for someone good. Pink assured Floyd "Next time, perfect girl." I guess to rectify the bad decision, Pink gave Floyd a golden turtle. Maybe it'll bring some better luck, but it is a nice addition to Floyd's growing collection of oddities gathered from the game.

Total damage $.8 because of free door fee. Poppy rating Face 4, Body 6, Attitude 3. Although YMMV, Floyd would stay away from this one.

WiseBorn
09-08-05, 17:53
I agree that it is dangerous in SE-Particularly on Savannah St due to the fact that there are no cheap Motels around, meaning that if you pick someone up,you have to use your car or take a chance by going to their place. However,there is one BSW that hangs out on Minnesota Ave and C st SE that I would stay away from-she is light-skinned and tries to set you up for a robbery. What she does is ask you to go to her place on C st-a apartment complex in about the middle of the block but does not lock the security door behind you and her-obviously so that her man can come in,come up to the apartment and jack you. I used my instincts when she tried this on me by saying I forgot something in my car. When I got back to the car, I drove away-and avoided a serious problem. Anytime someone insists on leaving a door unlocked for no good reason is a warning sign.

Hope this Helps.

the best way to approach this is to be a nice guy giving a lady a lift, this has worked for me several times.

Loop Vet
09-08-05, 21:01
Allright, allright, I was going to let LL do the honors of coming up with a RT story, but I guess he has better things to do so I'll give it a shot from my loopy perspective.

Dinner plans were early, 7pm, so I hopped in the shower after work and began to get gussied up. LL texted me to let me know that he and Xsailor were already at Archie's for prelims. I put on my dancing shoes and headed over.

There I met Xsailor for the first time, but he was primarily interested in the tall brunette who was astounding the crowd with her "flying V" move on the stripper pole. I couldn't blame him, it was quite impressive. I declined a cocktail since we were late as it was, and the three us headed to the super-secret dinner spot in my MongerMobile. On the way, I realized I left my little black b-cell phone at home which could be a problem, but figured I'd pick it up later on our way back downtown.

The Good Reverend333 and first-time RT'er Wayward One were waiting for us at our super-secret dinner spot, and the five of us hunkered down (at a rectangular table this time) for a feast beyond feasts. Unfashionably late Robux graced us with his presence midway through the meal and we gave him a hero's welcome, as did a playful waitress who was obviously familiar with him and his charm. The sexual tension between the two was obvious, so Rev gave him a small sermon which translated in Loopy's terms as, "you gotta hit that shit, homey, damn!" Anyway, at dinner we ate, drank, laughed, exchanged war stories, and previewed the fine "menu" that LL and the boys put together as possible "dessert" for the evening. Robux, Wayward, and Rev decided to split after dinner (suckers!) and LL, "Animal" Xsailor, and I, headed back downtown to "a little place where everybody knows our name" ;).

I made a pit stop at the LoopLair for my ever important celly, only to find I'd missed a call from the one and only half-caf, double-decaf, skim Mocha-latte grande. I touched base with her and, to my wonderment, she let me know she had her sister, Ebony-latte, in tow. Right then I knew what I planned on having for dessert.

We were greeted at our next location by King Wiseborn and soon joined by the legendary Dr. Monger, MD. We hung there for a bit but I felt like Abe Froeman, the Sausage King of Chicago, so I gave Mocha-latte a call and asked her to bring the troops before one of these horny bastards offered the pony-tailed, biker-dude bar-keep a Jackson for a hand-job.

"How deep are you rolling?" Mocha asked.
"Five", I replied.
"Perfect."

The girls arrived, also five deep, all of whom I knew carnally: Mocha and Ebony Latte, Finesse/Flawless, Sasha (Bronzie's and formerly known as Xxtascy), and to my great suprise/pleasure, my sweet young Spice who I've become rather "close" to lately.

Hip-hop on the jukebox, five ebony goddesses, and a motley crew of buzzed horny wsg'ers.... now the joint was POPPIN'!!! Soon I noticed a slight problem due to my familiarity with the girls. On down the line it began:

"Loopy, will you buy me this drink?",
"oh, me too Loopmeister?",
"Loopy how about me?",
"I'll take two",
"Patrone for me, Loop!!",

rinse and....

"This is gonna get expensive if I don't put an end to it quick," I thought to myself, so I acted fast before it had a chance to repeat. I strategized with team-captain Mocha Latte and we figured a private party at the LoopLair was in order. So, we gathered our respected crews and headed out.

Back at the Lair we all got comfortable (or should I say "cozy", lol). The girls were buzzing hard off the bottle of Goldschlaeger they brought with, and us ws"OG"'ers tried to catch-up (some of us) and poured 12 o'clocktails of our own. As usual, I kicked on the tv/stereo to VH1 Soul and MTV Jams (whichever was kickin the club banger at the time) and we continued where we left off. Of course it was the witty good Doctor who then re-dubbed the LoopLair - TBWNN North. He was right. People were dancing, drinking, chatting, laughing, petting, and just straight up getting crunk.

At one point I took notice and made a scan of the room. This is what I saw: Sasha was shaking her phat booty to the music under her short, short, school girl skirt, one foot on the coffee table the other on the floor; the Latte's were groovin' with LL, making an LL sandwich; wiseborn was moving from girl to girl deciding which choice would be wisest; Xsailor was getting a big buzz on while charming Finesse as they shared a chair; Dr. Monger was yearning for white women; and I was on my couch with Spice, not answering her as she kept asking of which two ladies company I planned to share later. Two sounded intriguing, but it had been since NYE since Ebony-latte rocked my world, so the answer to that was a no-brainer, but I didn't have the heart to let Spice know my intentions, I do have sort of a soft spot for her. Then I looked at the TV only to notice that our party was giving Nelly's "Hot in Herrre" video a run for it's money. SMWSLT.

Things progressed at a relaxed pace thanks to the party vibe, but sooner or later people began to pair off. The LoopLair (or TBWNN North) doesn't have as many VIP rooms as necessary, so while some paired off, others continued partying and patiently waiting. Sasha finished up and decided she wanted to roll out, so, noticing his women preference, offered the Doctor a ride back to the track to which he reluctantly accepted. The rest of us continued hanging out, sipping 2 o'clocktails, some going for seconds, some flirting, some dancing, some playing grab-ass, and all continuing to get loose. What a fantastic group of girls we had!!! By 2:30 or so, everyone had their fill and people began to clear out. By god this was a RT for the ages.

I hope all the boys had a good time. I do know one thing due to my extensive carnal knowledge: I have a feeling my private time with my select honie was the creme de la creme. Wiseborn may have come close during rd. 2, but as good a time as you others probably had, there is nothing like the comfort of my rare gem. I win!! Hah!

Good time fella's, thanks for the memories.

Jack B Nimble
09-08-05, 21:52
Had been hesitating between 14K (Sky) and Downtown and thought I would give the new place a go. It is clean and less traveled, and there have been a few gems (Mimi when she was Judy). I recognized the Mamasan and it turned out she used to work at Happiness (not the friendliest of the bunch but OK). I was hoping for a lineup but apparently Maya was the only one available. Quite tall (5-8) but still slim, she did not strike me as beautiful but has a pleasant body and face. The most unusual thing about her is she is remarkably strong and gives a very hard massage. But while she has some potential I think she lacks a bit of refinement in the sensual skills and can only give a neutral rating on her.

Table shower and massage were fine, no rush. Very hard massage mostly with towel. She told me she had been there 5 days, but also seemed to be saying she had just started working so it wasn't quite clear. English was fair.

The rest of the session was disappointing (although it wouldn't take much to improve). She gave a bit of BBBJ tease and took in the boys -- a bit too hard. I told her it hurt and she went on to repeat this a couple of times, for fun! We got past that and on to cowgirl and a flip to mish, she was enjoying the show. But as I was getting toward home plate I went in for a DFK and she pushed my head away (said later I was suffocating her) just at the time of climax, pretty much ruining the moment. Afterwards she was friendly and cuddly. AS I said she could be OK for guys who like tall and strong, but she's not really my type.

Xsailor
09-08-05, 22:12
The RT was great! Took me all week to recover (That's what semi-retirement does to ya).

Loop Vet: You Da Man!! 4sure. A better host could not be had. I certainly enjoyed my initiation into the Mocha-latte club.

Enjoyed meeting the rest of you, Wise, Rev, Dr, Wayward, and of course seeing LL and Robux again. Can't wait til next time.

XSailor

VanDriver
09-08-05, 22:13
I have had a few members with >10 postings sending me PM on my postings.

My question is this:

Am I too much of a newbie to tell these mongers to RTFF? Or, would that be ok?

At what point should you be pompass?

Trick Williams
09-08-05, 23:41
Loop Vet,

Is the Spice you are talking about puerto rican and black? If its the one I think it is, she sucks. I've dated her before and she's not good at what she does. Last year she was rollin around on the loop with a BSW by the name of Vicious. Who's ass was just out of this world. Anyway, next time you see Spice ask her what happend to Vicious. I missed out on that chic.

Member #3947
09-08-05, 23:59
I miss the Foxy Playground of old on Georgia Ave. A real classy place. Cold beer, big women dancing, and the ever present screen in the corner playing non-stop porno. Those were the days. One thing that you could always do there was pull numbers (albeit a pager or home phone #) to meet the ladies at off-hours. I knew that Stephen Covey organizer and binder purchased for everyone in the office would come in handy for organizing something. Yes, the late 80’s, early 90’s.Big White, sign me up for the tour.

Member #4338
09-09-05, 08:17
Loopy:

Thanks for the report on the RT and subsequent Ho Down. Sounds like you guys had quite a night (and early morning!!!).

Van:

You're never too young (in USAG terms) to tell lazy newbies who PM you with dumbass questions to RTFF. They have the total resources of this board in front of them and they want you to take the time to do the reserach for them. I say tell them to go f**k off!

Just my $.02.

Lax

Paland
09-09-05, 11:38
Great report Loop Vet. You DC guys have done well with the RT and get-togethers. Seems like a win win for everybody. While mongering is not normally a "group" activity I think the DC RT is setting a good example how our ilk can enhance our despicable but rewarding hobby.

Reading the good Dr.'s post from several days ago brought back fond memories of losing my DC loop virginity several years ago. My DC cherry popping experience happened only because of the kind and considerate mongers including some on the RT and especially the departed but never forgotten TM.

All is well in PAland

Loop Vet
09-09-05, 13:48
Loop Vet,

Is the Spice you are talking about puerto rican and black? If its the one I think it is, she sucks. I've dated her before and she's not good at what she does. Last year she was rollin around on the loop with a BSW by the name of Vicious. Who's ass was just out of this world. Anyway, next time you see Spice ask her what happend to Vicious. I missed out on that chic.

Not the same Spice. This girl is straight black, no latina her, and has only been in business for about 5 months. Didn't hit the loop til this summer.

Thanks Paland. Yeah, it's tough to monger when there are too many people but this time it worked out. You need a decent place, fun relaxed girls, and somewhat of a plan. We had no plan, really, for the second half of the evening, but none of the girls have a pimp to answer to and, with the exception of Sasha, none of the girls planned on working anything more than our party. Things wouldn't have worked out as well as they did if there were more wsg'ers.

Xsailor: Thanks man, you are an ANIMAL!!!

Big White
09-09-05, 19:00
The end of Summer
beginning of a friendship -
Washington D.C.

Ebony Princess -
contact lenses masking soul
eyes of green and brown

Smile of assassin
many layers to reveal -
the pleasure’s all mine

Soft smooth silky skin
facial at Red Door Salon -
relax my baby

Padron Tequila
lobster and coconut shrimp
seafood corn chowder

Lights turned low
soothing sounds of R&B
candles lit

A gentle massage -
ebony and ivory….
It was more like love

Writing Haiku is said to require close observation and clear thinking. It was this mindset that I sought as I reflected upon my time with Essence recently. The Haiku idea flowed quite easily from an event on our date in which Essence and I somehow ended up discussing the meaning of a particular Kanji on a Mah Jong tile. Essence is a fan of Mah Jong Quest. Yes, Big White knows how to party! (memo to self: easy on the third party as self references). I can’t wait until our next date where who knows what we will discuss. Perhaps Einstein’s theory’s of relativity, .err, .maybe we should just f*ck - I’m not that bright.

Essence is a beautiful ebony princess as seen in the following link. http://www.dcindependentescorts.com/escort.htm They say that the eyes are windows to the soul. In this case, the windows to Essence’s soul were shaded by green-colored contacts. Her mesmerizing green eyes, coupled with her tight, petite, lithe body are reminiscent of a cat - a pussycat if you will.

It was at TBWNN that I first met Essence. By that time, I was familiar with her face and reports from reading about her on the forum. My first impression at the time (and second and third) was that she was simply hot. By the time that I had seen her a few times around town in different outfits, I just couldn’t take it any more and had to see her, setting up our recent date.

I spent a lot of time with Essence, as she made her rounds from the spa, to the beauty shop, dinner, a visit to the lair, and back to the bar for drinks. It was truly enjoyable. She has an easy-going personality, and can be very playful with a “mess with your mind” kind of humor. As an example, at dinner, the waiter was “trying” to explain the specials for the day to Essence when she gave him what from now on will be known as “the look”. “The look” is Essence slightly tilting her head down and looking up at the waiter with those beautiful eyes and, as mentioned in the haiku, the assassin smile. She threw in a little arch of the back to showcase those perfectly shaped 34B breasts for good effect. The waiter, a young lad, perhaps working to earn some cash for college, suddenly developed a very pronounced stutter. Meanwhile, I could care less about the restaurant specials as I was busy trying to check out the thong she was wearing which appeared as she sat down at the table. Those jeans were tight.

Afterwards, back at the lair, we had a few shots of Padron, talked some, and then proceeded to the main event. Essence had me lay down as she sat on my lower back. She’s a petite girl, a very tight package, and her body weight put just the right pressure on my lower back to make me feel like I had just been adjusted by the chiropractor. Of course, with the chiropractor, you wouldn’t have the sensation of those hot “lips” rubbing and grinding on your body. The mental image of it even now gives me shivers. Essence took some oil and gave me a nice back massage from there. Proceeding, on goes the cover, and a deep, long, CBJ, some cowboy, and missionary on the edge of the bed. Afterwards, Essence got a hot, wet towel and cleaned the crime scene.

I think I have just changed my starting rotation.

Vamonger
09-09-05, 20:46
Back onto the beltway and the HOV lane. I'm haulin at around 10:30 and make it downtown in 25 mins or so. 2 laps around 10-11th and E-F streets and I'm rewarded with a metered spon over on 11 and F. Get out to put in the money and bam! Already 1.5 hours on the meter. Feed it a nickel to confirm it was really working, and off to Happiness.

Make the climb after the buzz and greeted by old skinny Mamasan who remembers me. A query as to Mimi's availability leaves me with a 'she's busy now, but you see Yumi.' Slightly dejected, a tall waif like creature appears. Wow! Yumi is young, tall and near model quality gorgeous. Wearing black bra, thong with some sheer boy type shorts over 'em and high heals, she grabs me by the hand and I wander off down the hall like a school kid holding a lollipop. We exchange greetings and I reach into my pocket to retrieve my returned .6 from Sakura. As I unfurl my mini-roll, to my surprise I see .20, .20 1.0! Holy crap, where did I get that C-note from! Holy crap, fata mamasan from Sakura gave me 1.4 back instead of my .6! Looking it over to make sure it was the real deal, I toss it back into the wallet and retrieve a third Jackson for Yumi. Wow, what goes around comes around. I never get that kinda luck. Things are definately looking up.

The shower was great and Yumi and I make small talk. She's been in town for 1 month from, shocker, NY. As I ask her how she likes D.C., she responds with decent English that she wouldn't know, as she's barely set foot outside in 4 weeks. Kind of a bummer, but hey, I'm her with needs. Back in the room, she disposes of her 'hot' clothes and proceeds towards a tongue bath which was very nice. LFK followed by nice attention to the berries, but alas no Asian discussion. However, for being 23, her knowledge and skill in French was good with a heavy accent at times. She was well versed in rodeo skills and enjoyed all the riding we talked about. Well, I was taxed and decided to discuss her dog. What a beautiful view. All of a sudden, nirvana appeared and all was right with the world.

Yumi is a beautiful tall girl with long hair. She is thin, but not too thin. Enhanced small B's which were beautiful in shape and size, but alas were VERY hard.

On the way out, met the clean up hitter that day who was Julie I believe. A bigger girl with a bit of weight on her and blonde streaked hair, but probably carrying around a solid D to D+ rack.

VAM

MSJ44
09-09-05, 23:56
Marlo -

Taylor and Kitten appear to be to great provider, nice find!!! Did you find them on CL just this past weekend? Gonna have to follow up.

Thanks for the intel!!
mj

Member #2652
09-10-05, 09:15
I had the pleasure of meeting with Connie @ CPHC last Thursday. Did I say Connie. Connie. Connie. She repeated her name to me so many times that it must be tatooed onto my brain. Connie!

Anyway, choose Connie from a lineup of 3 as she had the best face, tatas and rear end.

She was very thankful that I chose her and proceed to stick her tongue in my mouth over and over...hopefully not after an AR from one of you dudes!

Off to the TS where she cleaned the mess out of me, all over. I knew I was in for a treat back in the room. A little soapy-prostate massage in the room was pretty new, but enjoyable.

Back in the room, Connie asked if I wanted a massage. Nope. While on my stomach, she proceed with a light tickle and nibble all over. Then, spread my cheeks and proceed with alot of AR. Then, reached underneath, pulled my junk through my legs, and let loose with AR and shaft nibbling, sucking, and licking. Then, she pulled me up onto all 4s and went to town with the AR and more on my junk. Damn was she intense.

On the flip, she bent my legs back towards my head and more AR with CBJ. Then, she did a little CBJ with prostate massage. Wow, I almost lost it. What the hell was she doing there? Who cares! IT WAS GREAT!

Then, she got on for a ride of CG for awhile. Then, proceeded to doggie, then Mish. I took awhile (as I always do with a cover) but she grabbed my nuts with one hand and her left breast with the other and told me to suck her nipple. That was all she wrote. BAM!

It was a very pleasureable and memorable experience.

I definately will repeat.

Oh, her body was probably 34-24-34 with a full B or small C cup. Regular labia...although I am still in search of the C-D cup (natural) with large labia lips.

VandriverVandriver,

Excellent report. I have been RTFFing for quite a while in preparation for my semi-annual trip to DC. Do you think the Connie you had was the same Koni referred to in August posts by others?

I have time for two sessions while in DC. I am planning on Mimi at Happiness and am trying to decide between Koni (Connie?) at CPHC or Coco at Sun. Do any of you fellow mongers out there have an opinion on that?

Thanks

Got Wood
09-10-05, 12:08
Vandriver,

Excellent report. I have been RTFFing for quite a while in preparation for my semi-annual trip to DC. Do you think the Connie you had was the same Koni referred to in August posts by others?

I have time for two sessions while in DC. I am planning on Mimi at Happiness and am trying to decide between Koni (Connie?) at CPHC or Coco at Sun. Do any of you fellow mongers out there have an opinion on that?

Thanks

Hello Mbr #2652,
Yes Connie is the same Koni(as I wrote in a past review also); having sampled both delicacies I would highly recommend Koni over Coco, as I think Coco has become a little to mechanical and methodical in her approach of service.

~Also as a side note I want to thank Jackson for the upgrade!

Member #2652
09-10-05, 13:39
Hello Mbr #2652,
Yes Connie is the same Koni(as I wrote in a past review also); having sampled both delicacies I would highly recommend Koni over Coco, as I think Coco has become a little to mechanical and methodical in her approach of service.

~Also as a side note I want to thank Jackson for the upgrade!Got Wood,

Thanks for your reply. Incidentally, for all those Mimmi falns, I called Happiness today and the mamsam said that Mimi is no longer there: so I may just try Koni and Coco.

Thanks again

Navymonger59
09-10-05, 13:45
Hello all. Long time monger, first time poster.

Just for the record, I lost my monger cherry in DC in 1983 when 14th and K really meant something. Some friends of mine and I went out to some of the old strip joints, got a bit drunk, and found a BSW to service all of us. I enjoyed the thrill of the hunt. Though I've mongered in other cities around the world (my nom de monger should hint at my previous occupation), only here have I ever picked up SWs. Everytime I return to the DC area, I am always amazed by how things have changed. Certainly not what it was used to but always glad to see that there is action.

I returned to the area about two years ago and, for the most part, have been pretty satisfied with the talent that I've seen. There have been a few stand outs though. The best was a WSW/Escort named Amanda who was here from Las Vegas on her way to Atlantic City. She was in her early 20s, blond, nice C cup rack, and reasonably priced. We used a room on 14th st and she was great. Too bad it was her last night in town before heading to AC for the rest of the summer. She had an ad on eros.dc, which I keep an eye on in case she shows up again.

For you more senior folks, who may be in the know, here are some of the ones that I found fun:

Goldie - Buxom dirty blond, 20 yr. Provided me with a great threesome! Great Oral and Russian. Not sure what happened to her after about a four month professional relationship.

"Littlebit" - Another buxom dirty blond, 20 yr (pattern developing?) Visiting from Las Vegas. Gone now.

"Sarah" - petite blond, 20 yr, picked her up while she was driving around in a Dodge Caravan with out of state plates. Did the deed in the van. I'll be on the look out for her as she is supposed to be here for a while.

"Climax" - Good looking PR with a great rack. Good oral technique. Asked about seeing her incall but start quoting silly prices. Too bad, because she was nice on the eyes.

Last week I picked up an Amazon BSW named "Chanelle". Biggest tits I've ever handled. E cup. I'll keep an eye for her if I need a major tit fix.

Well, guys, that's all for now. I'll be posting more often now.

Kimchi
09-10-05, 16:45
I am l;ooking for a new provider to replace Loraine from Happiness. I would try Mimi but she is Loraine's best friend and she knows me and they don't like messing that way. I would like one similar in build as Loraine, 34D-22-34. I do like big hard ones. Let me know. I only saw her for the last 4 months and always had a good time.

Dick Rambone
09-11-05, 00:05
I have been going there for a while now and never had a bad service. I saw Happy about a month ago and she was real good. I saw Uly? on thursday and she was my best yet. She is really pretty and wanted to have action first. They only had two girls working that day so they were really tired. She told me that other nearby places had closed down. Hope to see her soon.

Dick

GrimJim28
09-11-05, 01:26
She's been around a while. Used to go under the name Maria on CL. Way back in the day she went by Tabitha. Tabs has less than stellar reviews on ***. Back when she was posted up near College Park. But I think they mixed some of her stats up with other ripoffs with downed webads. But she IS a looker and TALL, so I always said i'd TOFTT if I ever came across her with disposable income. Maybe she's decided to be a nice and sweet gal. Or maybe they just caught her on bad days. You can tell I've been watching her for a long time. She was a prospective target on my first time out.

Marlo
09-11-05, 18:47
The TBWNN now charges an entry fee. I hit the track late saturday. Met a lovely WSW who wanted $$ for an hour. I negotiated same $ for 30 mintues. But she had no hotel room. I cant do car dates anymore. But on anyones scale she was a 9.5! Simply the loveliest gil-next-door you could ever meet.

Also, I regret missing the RT. Unfortuntely I had company that weekend. But after reading LoopVet's post, I should have left my boy at the hotel. Great post Loop Vet. I look forward to meeting you.

Marlo

Rev333
09-11-05, 20:03
Finally hit daedalus with the SO. Gentlemen, every sat night is asian night and last night was no exception. Beautiful asian girls with skirts, tight jeans, halter tops skin showin all over. I saw three fights also. Overall it was fun, I will return but without the SO. I think there are alot of potential freebies, ages 18-26 maybe. Some of the girls looked like amp girls, but im sure they werent.

Rev333

Marlo
09-11-05, 22:38
Forgivr me for not using the CL thrad but for some reason I am unable to start a new thread.

Stay away from a provider who goes by Tia. She continues to change her name but her last four of her cell is *7494.

Her lastes add is titled: I DO EVERYTHING! BLACK BEAUTY!!!! GREAT PICS! - 21

She uses fake pictures and trys to change the rate once she gets you hooked.

I had an ok session with her but I was undeer the influende. As I continue to see her posts on CL, I notice she does not provide her actal pics.

Not worth your time.

Loop Vet
09-12-05, 00:51
Thanks for the kind words Marlo, likewise.

Jon24
09-12-05, 06:48
I had a great visit to your lovely city last week. One of the finest WSW's I was able to enjoy, I picked her up on 14th. Hot little 18-year old blonde with some interesting piercings, as close to a 9.9 on a SW scale as I've ever seen. She apparently usually works for a service, goes by Bebe on the eros ads. She lists $$$ on the board, and tried to charge me that when she got in. I laughed and told her that as fine as she was, I don't break $ for fs under any circumstances. Of course, she agreed and we went back to my hotel room for an outstanding time.

Now even $ is high for me (I usually monger in TN, TX or FL where prices are considerably lower) but will be making the trek to DC frequently over the next year. It seems to me with the large selection in DC that prices would be even lower for even the finest of SW's. Now I did enjoy several other 7's and 8's for only 2 Jacksons while I was there, but they were nowhere near the service and smokin' bod.

Mighty Spearsman
09-12-05, 11:31
Forgive me for not using the CL thread but for some reason I am unable to start a new thread.

Stay away from a provider who goes by Tia. She continues to change her name but her last four of her cell is *7494...Not worth your time.
Thanks for the warning.

If you are unable to start a new thread, here's another option: write a post on CL. I've noticed that sometimes on CL a monger will post a message alerting the world that so-and-so is a rip-off. Usually the dissed provider then defends herself in her next (daily) advertising post, but it's too late - your warning is out there and she's been put on the defensive.

The dissed provider usually changes her name right away but keeps the same cell phone number. That's why it's important that we mongers are informed of at least part of the telephone number, as Marlo so kindly did.

Hondo Lane
09-12-05, 12:31
Started out with Melonie, the Peruvian wonder. She is a bit heavier than a pictures indicate; however, she was a good 6.5 and a 7.9 for attitude. $150 for 1/2 hr. Good service.

Saw Jai at Downtown. Magnificent! What a grip! $160

Saw Honey from CL and Eros. A self claimed Cali chick but seems to be last from Vegas. Real, real petite. Good mechanic; however, wants to upsale. Got 20 min for $100 after meeting at TBWNN. Want to upsale $50 to ride. Looked good but attitude was bad. Will not see again. Meet Monica her pal also on CL and Eros. She looked good but had a worse attitude than Honey.

Saw Natalie a gal off the street. Looked hot but was on a tight time schedule. Needed to put more money in slot to keep game going.

Saw Jai again on Sunday. Still magnifcient.

MrSunnyHills
09-12-05, 20:34
Well, in spite of Happiness being closer, thanks to this board, I saw that Mimi was out. So, I made the metro trek up to Cleveland Park. Luckily, I had called and made an appt - early lunchtime. Sure enough, while in the shower, the curtain between them was closed and another monger was being showered. Koni apologized through the curtain to him - "maybe next time." phew!

Excellent shower - the usual stroking and very thorough cleaning of the bottom... Good sign.

Back to the room - she started a hard massage. Dumb me - too much work at home this weekend, so I lay and enjoyed it for awhile. Eventually, she did her famous Asian work... Damn - really nice. (Although, in spite of the thorough cleaning earlier, I tended to keep my mouth closed when she did the DFK attempts).

The CBJ was good - nearly lost it. Did the doggie and sure enough - I did indeed lose it. Not careful planning.

All in all, though, a good time. I arranged next time to do her first time before the shower, then shower, then massage, then a good second time... (hmm - sounds good).

Looks - 7 (as previously described - a bit chunky). She was actually taller than I expected. Natural top. Butterfly tat (was it fake?). Nice view on doggie. No complaints. Since I'll get 2 shots next time, I'll return.

Mr. S.

Bronze Hornet
09-12-05, 22:15
Decided to go Latina and called several listed on CL and Eros. Melonie called back and turned out to be next door to my lodging. I walked over and after the 2-call system met her.

She appeared to be heavier (as Hondo indicated) than her pics on both EROS and CL but very attractive as her pictures on both sites indicate. my Estimate is 37D-28-28. I negotiated 1.5$ and the clothes were removed presenting a far more attractive body unclothed than clothed. She is a Peruvian native and spouts lots of spanish excitement during the deed. This spicy chick could rock and was well worth the fee. Amply bossomed with a tight bootie, not flabby as suggested by clothes. Nice.

Decided to move on to for a taste of Asian. I went to Downtown and decided to try something new. I coaxed the Mamsan into showing me all the talent. There stood my favorite Jai but I stayed strong and went for an innocent faced cutie named Annie. Measurements of about 35C-24-32 with very nice breast and sensual flowing butterscotch thighs. She was somewhat inhibited at first and during the TS was more mechanical than I like until she got to the jewels. Nice strokes and a sampling of what was to come.

Back in the room the massage was well above par. On the flip she proceeded with asian and CBJ. The DT CBJ that was well above average. She then proceeded to CG with the wildness of a nympho breaking in her new horse with a grudge. Complete with nipple bites (mine), moaning (also mine) and powerful hip thrusts (her).

I then flipped her to MIsh with long strokes then placed her legs between mine and hugged tight lifted her upper body up and finished with both of us simutaneously blowing pupils. Afterwards she removed the cover and massaged the wood to remove all remaining sap. Total fee 1.6$ and a more than satisfied customer. I will request her again.

BH aka Bronzie

Mighty Spearsman
09-13-05, 11:21
Decided to move on for a taste of Asian. I went to Downtown ... and went for an innocent faced cutie named Annie...

with sensual flowing butterscotch thighs.
"sensual flowing butterscotch thighs" - great writing, seriously! Nice to be able to enjoy some good literary efforts while I take notes on who to choose next time I'm at Downtown.

Hobbyist4Life
09-13-05, 16:36
I am l;ooking for a new provider to replace Loraine from Happiness. I would try Mimi but she is Loraine's best friend and she knows me and they don't like messing that way. I would like one similar in build as Loraine, 34D-22-34. I do like big hard ones. Let me know. I only saw her for the last 4 months and always had a good time.Mr. Kimchi,

Trust me when I tell you, your girl's name is Luaren and not Loraine and they are not best friends. Only if you heard what one says about the other. LOL

Your girl would understand, if you went with the other.

Well, your girl does not say much about the others, she just tries to get along with them, as they have to work with each other. But, not best friends by any means.

There is one coming back from her time off end of this month. Smoking bod, since that is what you wanted. Not as tall, 5'4", 34d, 22, 33. Would be the approximate. Very pretty face to go with it. That is all I can say in the open.

I'll let you know.

Benchdog447
09-13-05, 16:58
So I had a date on Saturday with a woman from one of the free messengers. I love trolling for college girls in the chat rooms....anyway, was up in fredneck and the date ended up with nothing more than a BJ. Nevertheless, I was less than satisfied.

I have been trying to get to the CPHC but timing (and funding) was always bad. Not this night. I fell asleep at the wheel and dreamt I awoke in Cleveland Park near a fire station. What luck. I was trying to remember the girls names from the board and having a really hard time at it (a few guinness will do that). So gave mamasan a peck on the cheek at the door and asked for Coco, thinking of the most used name in all the AMPs.

Luck shined on me, maybe the luck of the Irish, and mamasan said "she busy" and asked if I wanted to see a line up. Absolutely! Three girls filed in the room, please forgive me, but I forgot the names of all but one. Then again, it is not surprising how I forget them since this is how I ended up with the lineup to begin.

Once Koni's name was mentioned, I was fixated on getting a good tongue bath. Once the door was closed and we were alone, DFKing followed for a good couple of minutes. She got on her knees and pulled out the little man and worked him into a frenzy.

Shower led to an extended AR with soapy insertion. I know what is coming later. Even got a good massage on the table. I think mostly cause the place was empty. Back in the room, we got right to it. I laid down and she stripped, spread my cheeks and dove in. It felt amazing...digit insertion and all. She seemed to love it.

Flipped her of for BBBJ with DATY. And I returned the AR favor. I think greek is on the menu, but I was looking. Putting the wrapper on was a bit noticeable, then CG front and reverse, doggie, mish, doggie and mish again.

Afterward, she gave me a full massage. I couldn't believe. Complete with more AR. I was going to go for the second pop, but was truly tired. All in all, the whole session lasted 1.2 hours!

As far as looks, Koni is ok, there are better, but the service is what I look for. Complete GFE!

Member #2652
09-13-05, 17:39
Well, I just tried the famous Coco of the Sun Club. I can say that it was the best AMP experience I have ever had, and I have been Amping since the mid 60's. Thanks to all of the excellent previous posts I knew how to find the place and who to ask for. Outside of the place there is no sign, other than the blue door with the address. I had Pink in mind if Coco wasn't there. When I got there I was greeted by one mamasan and then a second one. I think by me asking for Coco right away they never asked me if I had been there before, which I hadn't.

Coco is short and has awesone knockers. She is cute and gave a good GFE. The table shower was outstanding and gave me a good idea of what a soapy in Thailand might be like. Without repeating previous posts, she washed me thoroughly with her hands and body. When she brought two cups of mouthwash, I knew for sure I was going to leave satisfied.

In the room she did some massage before getting to the good deed. The event included Asian, Russian, BBBJ, CBJ, DATY, 69, CG and possibly Greek. Her kitty is sweet and really tight. At the end she cuddled and kept telling Coco is number one. When I got up to get dressed she stopped me and gave me a manicure!

I highly recommend her. Koni is next.

Big White
09-13-05, 20:57
Game on. And I’m not talkin’ bout the Skins. I’ve been trying for quite some time to meet Ashana. After some occasional calls and requests through her website, www.notjusteyecandy.com, I receive a friendly and personal e-mail from Ashana and we agree to meet. Persistence pays off.

In fact, at this point, as I’m writing this introduction, I haven’t even met Ashana. She is coming over in about four hours. I’ve been very fortunate, and have experienced the world, and too many other things in my life, but I find myself nervous about this meeting on many levels. My expectations are remarkably high - perhaps unrealistically so. I wonder if I have built her up in my mind based on her many reviews - each of them outstanding. Whether, after a long week, and ten hours of driving the day before (well, ok, one of those hours on a few rounds of the loop), I will be up to the task. Whether I should take a nap, eat, or even hit the steam room to ease some of this nervous tension. She’s been in a porno - all of the above, I decide - but first, the monger shuffle - a trip to the ATM!

The dream begins 4 hours later, as I find myself looking down the street in sweet anticipation waiting for Ashana to come by. Since it was an “off-day” for her, and she didn’t have a hotel, we decided to meet at my place. I’m a real fan of take-out, except for the unexpected sundry items of clothing later discovered by other dates. Sure, I wear that red thong when I‘m feeling kinky, baby. Does it turn you on? Black hair in the shower? Uh, my cousin from out of town visited. My housekeeper deserves a raise.

Ashana arrived wearing a simple black sundress, and sandals. Entering, she asked to use the bathroom, letting me chill for about 10 minutes as she readied herself. I needed that time for a drink anyway. Ashana came out of the bathroom, dressed to kill. Black panties and bra, with high heels made to accent her phat (not fat) ass. She has some pictures of herself in a similar outfit on her website entitled “Ruffle Panties” for those who prefer visuals. In her outfit, she definitely had that R&B video-girl look.

Ashana strategically placed some candles that she brought to set the mood. We proceeded into LFK for at least 10 to 15 minutes. All the time, she was rubbing my chest, unbuttoning my shirt, kissing all over. I didn’t waste that precious time either, as I explored her lightly scented body. Her body is hard to describe. Its soft, but firm at the same time. Natural breasts matched perfectly with her body, and good curves.

We proceeded to sit down on the sofa for more kissing and caressing, and then Ashana unbuttoned my pants, and teasingly made her way down to start a BBBJ. It was mind-blowing so to speak. She will not stop until you are completely satisfied. Fifteen minutes later, we entered my bedroom where I proceeded with DATY. As I mentioned earlier, she had a wonderful smell, and seemed to really enjoy the attention. Moving on, under cover, I discovered that Ashana liked to ride horses. On to doggie, where I slammed that thing for at least 15 to 20 more minutes. I was spent. Ashana must have a money-back guarantee, as she will not stop until you are more than satisfied.

Afterwards, Ashana laid in bed rubbing my chest with her head on my shoulder for another 30 minutes. She has a little-girl voice and we talked a lot. Ashana is one of the brighter girls I’ve dated. She’s smart, and not in the street-sense way. She says that she is in college in DC, and I would tend to believe that.

The bottom line is that she is, as advertised, a wonderful GFE. Her reviews are accurate. She’s a professional who knows how to make you forget you are spending money to date her. Tuition starts at $$, which is reasonable for the service - if you can get in touch with her. Tuition was $$$$ to have her come over on an off day, and for the time.

I’ll see Ashana again for the service and professionalism

Face: 8

Body: 8

Attitude: 9

Value: 7 (Price to performance)

Ready
09-13-05, 20:57
Most of you have read the reviews on Pink and Coco. Although both of these girls are good providers, it was time for a new experience. The mama-san recommended Bobby?, (fortunately, I barely recalled a previous review in the Forum)… so she presented the lineup when I hesitated. Bobby or Poppy was not my match and while any of the other 3 (one began with R… my 2nd choice, then Spring and the other I just didn’t catch) would have been fine for me, I choose Spring (older than the other 2, but had a natural appearance and certain appeal).

I think it pays off picking from a line-up (they feel #1), but I hate turning down the others.

The TS was a very good B2B, and in competition with Coco. Back to the room, she started of with a massage, then into AR and let’s say the balance of the DC services were very experienced & good; I don’t think any other provider that I’ve experienced matched Pink’s BJs.

I can safely recommend Spring, and I anticipate I’ll sample Spring once again on my next visit.


So the Floyd has been away from Mongerhood for a while now with little more action than a couple of cbj car dates that deserve little note. But seeing as how you can't keep a good monger down, Floyd decided it was time for a comeback (Slowly of course). As it turns out, Floyd did you mongering bastards a favor and took one for team.

Floyd has had a full Sun Club VIP card burning a hole in his pocket and the time came last night to cash in. Walked through the blue door (which interestingly enough has a DCPD sticker on it), up the narrow staircase and was greeted by none other than the famous Pink. Floyd tells you now that all the rumors that Pink of the b2b shower and "smokey in the room" fame has moved on from Sun are patently false. Pink was working the door so was not available but she said she hadn't gone anywhere and wasn't planning any trips so if Floyd or anyone else for that matter wanted to see her next time, remember to call ahead.

Pink led Floyd to the back room right by the table shower and Floyd told Pink he wanted a nice girl that liked to travel the Asian Rim. Pink guaranteed she had the right girl for the job. Well, five minutes later in walks Poppy and let me just say that she was... not pretty. Older and bigger than most k-girls in AMPs, she looked like Pink's age but not as attractive in the face though she did have huge titties that were probably man-made.

Floyd would have walked out right then but he figured that Pink wouldn't steer him wrong that she sent this 7 beer date because of the specific request. Decided to stick with it and on to the table shower which was mediocre with lots of light teasing that just didn't do the job. Mind you the TS was b2b but even with that it just didn't do it for Floyd.

Back to the room and Poppy begins a long massage that seemed to be going nowhere. Finally get to what might be some AR when it turned out to be some more light teasing that really started to piss Floyd off. I finally had to just make myself clear "Lickey". Do you want to know what she did? She blew on it. Yup, this dumb fucknut ran her fingers around and BLEW on it! Whhhh. Whhh. Whhhhh. All the while, giggling thinking she's sexy. Give me a frigging break.

Turn over and finally get to something interesting with cbj. But even that was un-spirited. Floyd got bored and grabbed the back of her head with both hands and f'ed her mouth 'till he busted a nut. And its a good thing too, 'cause all this had taken so long that as soon as that it was done Pink was knocking on the door that time was up.

On the way out, Floyd talked to Pink and told her how pissed he was especially since he asked for someone good. Pink assured Floyd "Next time, perfect girl." I guess to rectify the bad decision, Pink gave Floyd a golden turtle. Maybe it'll bring some better luck, but it is a nice addition to Floyd's growing collection of oddities gathered from the game.

Total damage $.8 because of free door fee. Poppy rating Face 4, Body 6, Attitude 3. Although YMMV, Floyd would stay away from this one.

balabon38
09-13-05, 21:45
I visited DT and asked about Jai. She is cute, unusual beauty (not tipical Korean even she is Korean), 26 yo, 5'4. Her skin is excellent, body is 8-9. The only minus for me- her tits are soft, not firm even the form itself is nice.TS was OK but nothing special. The process was good but again nothing outstanding. Can recommend but without exclamation sign. By the way - waited for her 20 min.

bluXfromBKlyn
09-13-05, 21:58
Hey whats up guys. I'm from NYC & I will be in DC this weekend. I would like to know if any members can tell me some good strip clubs/gogo bars to go to from some excitement. I'm use to gogo bars in New Jeresy, if anybody knows about them, and I have a love for black & spanish mamis! for anybody that knows, can you please post the best spots to see some black & spanish ass or just send me a message with details or address. I thank you guys ahead of time for the info, address would be nice because I have to Mapquest everything.

Thanks

Milange
09-13-05, 22:24
Gents,

I'm looking for a good private strip club where the price is right and the rules are lax. Race does not matter but kinda prefer asian. Middle of the week works best for me. Please PM me if you can steer me in the right direction.

M

VanDriver
09-13-05, 22:39
So I had a date on Saturday with a woman from one of the free messengers. I love trolling for college girls in the chat rooms....anyway, was up in fredneck and the date ended up with nothing more than a BJ. Nevertheless, I was less than satisfied.

I have been trying to get to the CPHC but timing (and funding) was always bad. Not this night. I fell asleep at the wheel and dreamt I awoke in Cleveland Park near a fire station. What luck. I was trying to remember the girls names from the board and having a really hard time at it (a few guinness will do that). So gave mamasan a peck on the cheek at the door and asked for Coco, thinking of the most used name in all the AMPs.

Luck shined on me, maybe the luck of the Irish, and mamasan said "she busy" and asked if I wanted to see a line up. Absolutely! Three girls filed in the room, please forgive me, but I forgot the names of all but one. Then again, it is not surprising how I forget them since this is how I ended up with the lineup to begin.

Once Koni's name was mentioned, I was fixated on getting a good tongue bath. Once the door was closed and we were alone, DFKing followed for a good couple of minutes. She got on her knees and pulled out the little man and worked him into a frenzy.

Shower led to an extended AR with soapy insertion. I know what is coming later. Even got a good massage on the table. I think mostly cause the place was empty. Back in the room, we got right to it. I laid down and she stripped, spread my cheeks and dove in. It felt amazing...digit insertion and all. She seemed to love it.

Flipped her of for BBBJ with DATY. And I returned the AR favor. I think greek is on the menu, but I was looking. Putting the wrapper on was a bit noticeable, then CG front and reverse, doggie, mish, doggie and mish again.

Afterward, she gave me a full massage. I couldn't believe. Complete with more AR. I was going to go for the second pop, but was truly tired. All in all, the whole session lasted 1.2 hours!

As far as looks, Koni is ok, there are better, but the service is what I look for. Complete GFE!Gentlemen,

I, too, believe that Koni is a great asset to CPHC. The time I saw her she kept telling me her name over and over and over. But, I thought for sure she was saying Connie. You say Koni and I say Connie. Who cares.

I became extremely curious if the Ancient Gods were on her menu. Does anyone have this intel? Anyone? Bueler?

I won't be back into DC for a few weeks and the wait is killing me.

VanDriver
09-13-05, 22:41
Well, I just tried the famous Coco of the Sun Club. I can say that it was the best AMP experience I have ever had, and I have been Amping since the mid 60's. Thanks to all of the excellent previous posts I knew how to find the place and who to ask for. Outside of the place there is no sign, other than the blue door with the address. I had Pink in mind if Coco wasn't there. When I got there I was greeted by one mamasan and then a second one. I think by me asking for Coco right away they never asked me if I had been there before, which I hadn't.

Coco is short and has awesone knockers. She is cute and gave a good GFE. The table shower was outstanding and gave me a good idea of what a soapy in Thailand might be like. Without repeating previous posts, she washed me thoroughly with her hands and body. When she brought two cups of mouthwash, I knew for sure I was going to leave satisfied.

In the room she did some massage before getting to the good deed. The event included Asian, Russian, BBBJ, CBJ, DATY, 69, CG and possibly Greek. Her kitty is sweet and really tight. At the end she cuddled and kept telling Coco is number one. When I got up to get dressed she stopped me and gave me a manicure!

I highly recommend her. Koni is next.Now, when you say Awesome. Do you mean big bazoombas? I noticed you partook in a Russian Dance, so they must be adequate enough.

Had she seen a Dr. to get them or were they granted by Mother Nature?

Lastly, any cup estimate?

Member #2652
09-14-05, 06:31
Now, when you say Awesome. Do you mean big bazoombas? I noticed you partook in a Russian Dance, so they must be adequate enough.

Had she seen a Dr. to get them or were they granted by Mother Nature?

Lastly, any cup estimate?Vandriver,

The bazoombas were more than adequate I am guessing Double D on a cute 4'11'' K-girl who is otherwise slim. Enhanced, but a nice job and she wasn't sensitive about touching them. Okay to do what you want with them. Also interesting was the length of her nips.

I forgot to mention that on the way out the mamasan gave me a little wooden buddha. A nice touch. Everyone there was quite friendly and I think I spied the famous Pink on my way out.

Member #2652
09-14-05, 06:45
Several hours after a romp with Coco of Sun Club I paid a visit to Koni. I had made an appointment in advance and when I arrived I was asked if I had been there before. Armed with knowledge from the board that they had recently reopend , I answered I had been here long ago. When Koni came in she was greeting me as a long last friend and saying she hadn't seen me in a long time. Interesting, since I had never met her or been there before. I enjoyed the time with her and did all the standard things with her except DATY ( I was too tired to partake), but felt like it was a little rushed. I noticed that when I left I had only been there 45 minutes, though paying for an hour. Koni was very friendly and a real trouper, I just didn't feel the same level of satisfaction as widely reported by other reviewers. Maybe it was my mistake to not initiate DATY. I would rate Koni an 8.5 in service and Coco a 9.8.

Ready
09-14-05, 06:59
C Cup would be my guess. They appear & feel natural and she says they are real... those nips will stand up like a golf tee if you suck on them; looks great and it one of her best features (unusal for an Asian). My guess is they don't sag yet because she is in her mid 20s.

Definitely worth one visit to make your mind up.


Now, when you say Awesome. Do you mean big bazoombas? I noticed you partook in a Russian Dance, so they must be adequate enough.

Had she seen a Dr. to get them or were they granted by Mother Nature?

Lastly, any cup estimate?

Benchdog447
09-14-05, 10:11
Gentlemen,

I, too, believe that Koni is a great asset to CPHC. The time I saw her she kept telling me her name over and over and over. But, I thought for sure she was saying Connie. You say Koni and I say Connie. Who cares.

I became extremely curious if the Ancient Gods were on her menu. Does anyone have this intel? Anyone? Bueler?

I won't be back into DC for a few weeks and the wait is killing me.I am led to believe it was. I had my tongue and fingers deep inside the exit only and when I ultimately rolled her over for doggie, I slid my thumb in despite the exit only sign. I didn't press the issue by asking (I was having fun spanking), but my thumb is pretty fat (hold the flames!).

Hondo Lane
09-14-05, 11:42
This lady has a better body than shown in the pictures and a much worse attitude. She does not ride. She is a clock watcher. That said, I had a good time with her but your mileage may vary. I know folks who did not have a good time as well. Hondo

Doing what has to be done to get out the story.

Dave GD
09-15-05, 00:42
USGers,

Has anyone ever been to Devin's Spa? I don't think it would stand up to an AMP, but I am still curious.

Dave (I have pasted in the CL ad since the disappear quickly)


http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/97465273.html

COME CELEBRATE OUR 2nd MONTH !
Devin's Spa
Maryland's 1st All Black Spa
We are a new massage company unlike any other, upscale and professional in which we require the same, All american Exotic women.
Come Get Pampered You Deserve It!
We Are A Gentlemen’s Best Kept Secret!
Gentleman Only! Complementary Drinks with all Sessions!

Ladies:
Maia- Brazillian Beauty-34C 5'7 toned build med lenth hair w/Cocoa Skin
Layla-Cute voluptuous college coed Brown Skin
Aw-na- Busty Beauty with great personality
Julia- Sexy Strawberry Blond with killer body

Appointment's must be made!
NO FULL-SERVICE!!!!!!

1/hr Session $120.00
Tips are not obligated but appreciated!

THREE ZERO ONE-FIVE EIGHT EIGHT-TWO FIVE THREE FOUR
Mon-Fri 10am-10pm Saturday 10am-8pm Sunday 10am-7pm

Mighty Spearsman
09-15-05, 10:37
Has anyone ever been to Devin's Spa? I don't think it would stand up to an AMP, but I am still curious.

Dave (I have pasted in the CL ad since the disappear quickly)
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/97491827.html

COME CELEBRATE OUR 2nd MONTH !
Devin's Spa
Maryland's 1st All Black Spa
We are a new massage company unlike any other, upscale and professional in which we require the same, All american Exotic women.
Come Get Pampered You Deserve It!
We Are A Gentlemen’s Best Kept Secret!
Gentleman Only! Complementary Drinks with all Sessions!

Ladies:
Maia- Brazillian Beauty-34C 5'7 toned build med lenth hair w/Cocoa Skin
Layla-Cute voluptuous college coed Brown Skin
Aw-na- Busty Beauty with great personality
Julia- Sexy Strawberry Blond with killer body

Appointment's must be made!
NO FULL-SERVICE!!!!!!

1/hr Session $120.00
Tips are not obligated but appreciated!

THREE ZERO ONE-FIVE EIGHT EIGHT-TWO FIVE THREE FOUR
Mon-Fri 10am-10pm Saturday 10am-8pm Sunday 10am-7pm
Dear Dave:

Thanks for the info - I was not aware that this new spa existed.

Unfortunately the link that you posted already appears to be outdated, as it refers to a post that starts out "Black BBW very skilled in strap-on use available for your pleasure."

Bill88
09-15-05, 16:07
Sugee is gone alas. Mamasan promised very good new girl. Had fun with this provider. Very friendly and forward. Laughs a lot. All the usual plus serious repeated attempts to DT. I love that.

Looks 7
Attitude 9
Body 8

Would repeat if pressed.

My ATF Jai, of whom I have grown weary lately, called me by nom de guerre, which I appreciated. I have not seen her in a couple of months.

Bill

Bill88
09-15-05, 16:22
NWS is were I lost my AMP innocence to the most memorable provider ever. Her name was Sora. This was in the late 90's. I only saw her once but I have thought about her often.

Alas, for old times sake, I went by a couple of weeks back. Only one provider by the name of Lucy was working. The mamasan recognized me, which proved to me that I had spent way more than I should at this establishment.

Lucy is mid 30’s.

Looks 7
Attitude 9
Body 7

She tries hard to please. She smokes, but not in the room.

Would repeat at long intervals.

Bill

Member #4338
09-15-05, 21:28
Damn, I leave for just a moment and this board goes to hell in a hand-basket. What the hell is wrong with you DC regulars??? Here is a new poster asking for some intel from you guys. How can you fail to respond to this cry for help??? Milange has all of two (that's 2 for those of you are engineers or accountants) and he has asked us to search our collective memory banks and prior posts on this board to provide him with the intel he thinks he is entitled to receive. DROP EVERYTHING AND HELP OUT THIS VALUED NEW MEMBER OF OUR COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!

Milange: Sorry for the delay, dude. We're working on it. Hold your breath.

Over and Out.

Lax

PS: Blux, we'll get to your request as soon as we can answer Milange. Don't hold your breath. ;)


Gents,

I'm looking for a good private strip club where the price is right and the rules are lax. Race does not matter but kinda prefer asian. Middle of the week works best for me. Please PM me if you can steer me in the right direction.

M

Cheesemaker
09-15-05, 22:40
Per Lax2's orders I am here to help poor Milange. Listen up Milange, there is a perfect strip club for your tastes. If you have rtff at all you know where to find the downtown spa. Well half a block to the south of it is an Asian strip club called Daedalus. Now this is top secret, so don't you dare spread the word about this place. It's just for us USASG insiders. See, they don't want people to know they're a strip club. And from all outward appearances Daedalus is just a regular club that happens to have alot of hot Asian snatch walking around. But when you go into the VIP room, you'll find all the stripping you need, and much more (wink wink, nudge nudge).

Here's the kicker. The VIP room is falsely marked as the ladies' restroom. The cops never figure it out, and as long as you play this cool, they never will. All you have to do is go into the club, and after you've managed to blend in as well as possible, just casually make your way to the ladies' room. Casually go inside. And then, don't even waste any time, just go ahead and take out some cash in a quantity commensurate with the amount of action you want. Then drop your pants, say the words, "who wants some" and the girls will know exactly what to do.

We don't give away this intel to everyone, Milange. But because you have 2 full posts to your name already, we think it's time. Just remember, you owe us big time.

Cheese


Gents,

I'm looking for a good private strip club where the price is right and the rules are lax. Race does not matter but kinda prefer asian. Middle of the week works best for me. Please PM me if you can steer me in the right direction.

M

DCnasty
09-15-05, 23:35
Alright, you senior guys are really falling down on the job. 2 days before you busted Milange. What's going on? Do us loyal rtffing lurkers need to step forward and do the job?

Thanks for the entertaining "stories". If I can only get the time from work to use the info from ftffin' to do some F*@kin'.

So, off to the Ladies room. Hey baby! Want some? Wham! Ka-baam! Thank-you maam. Can anyone point me to the hospital? And she didn't even charge me! (The cop did).

Cracksmoak
09-15-05, 23:55
http://www.devinsspa.com/LADIES.html

I'm not going.

42DD is not my cup of tea.


Dear Dave:

Thanks for the info - I was not aware that this new spa existed.

Unfortunately the link that you posted already appears to be outdated, as it refers to a post that starts out "Black BBW very skilled in strap-on use available for your pleasure."

Wayward One
09-16-05, 00:11
Dear Dave:

Thanks for the info - I was not aware that this new spa existed.

Unfortunately the link that you posted already appears to be outdated, as it refers to a post that starts out "Black BBW very skilled in strap-on use available for your pleasure."


Haven't been there, but they advertise on Eros, and have a website here: www.devinsspa.com



Wayward One

Member #4338
09-16-05, 01:45
Cheese: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Millange: Stop holding your breath. Please be sure to post on your experience based on the tried and true intel from this DC board regular.

Blux: Start holding your breath. We are working on your request with all available resources, buddy. We would have gotten to it sooner but Milange had 2 posts to his name and yours was your first ever. Our way of triaging replies to dumbass questions from no-nothing newbies. We'll be back atcha.

Lax

Rupert Pupkin
09-16-05, 02:26
Hey folks,

I'll be in the Adams Morgan area this weekendn. I was hoping someone on this forum could point me in the right direction to find any kind of action going on in that area. SWs.. etc. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance. Feel free to message me.

Jericho
09-16-05, 10:07
Does anyone know if Ming (or "Meng"?) is still at Downtown? I had a great visit with her early in the summer, and went back in July to hook up with another girl but passed her in the hallway.

Ming (or something like that) is maybe 5'8", lighter skin, medium length hair, about 34C, and terrible English...but was sweet and a fantastic ride. Please let me know if you know who I'm talking about and have any experience/intel.

Thanks!

2much2monger
09-16-05, 11:53
Dave GD,

I have used Devin's Spa services twice (Layla and Maia). If you are not looking for FS then you will be pleased. The Table Massage is outstanding. Much better than most AMPs I have been to.

Maia was more talkative and made good conversation. She is from Brazil. Layla was a little bit more distant but HR was better. She also warmed-up quite a bit at the end, which I liked. I did not try to obtain FS with either provider. But I suspect that once a regular, one may get a positive answer.

The place is very clean, safe and pleasant. Again, if you are not looking for FS, I strongly recommend it, otherwise, got to go to DC :-)


USGers,

Has anyone ever been to Devin's Spa? I don't think it would stand up to an AMP, but I am still curious.

Dave (I have pasted in the CL ad since the disappear quickly)

Hugh Jardon
09-16-05, 11:59
Do yourself a favor and RTFF!

Milange
09-16-05, 17:37
Gents,

Nice come back. Aftewrwards was a stupid question to ask. Will RTFF. Happy hunting.

OBTW. Was a good lead until the restroom part. Might have gone if you didn't blow it at the end :).

M

(now with 3 whole postings)

Lever2000
09-16-05, 20:27
Wanted to see what all the fuss was so I went to CPHC on Sunday 9/11 to visit with Connie/Koni. After a long drive I was much chagrined to discover that CPHC was closed on 9/11. I felt a bit unpatriotic in comparison.

Determined to see Connie, I resisted stopping at another AMP.

The next day, Monday, I went to CPHC again. And was chagrined to discover that Connie was booked up and I was told that I should make an appointment (it was a busy time of day too). I relented and agreed to see Angie.

Angie was a lot of fun. I'd guess early 30s. Pretty, nice body, medium sized boobies. She had a good sense of humor and provided a great GFE. She used up the entire hour and even went for a second pop - first time that was offered to me. She gave a sensual relaxing table shower. She tends towards a hard massage once on the table. No DFK. She said it was her first day at CPHC.

Dave GD
09-16-05, 22:47
2Much2Monger,

Actually that doesn't sound bad at all. Do they also do Table showers? I have been looking for a sista to give a massage with a Table Shower.

Davegdb

Drew Park
09-17-05, 07:53
Dear Dave:

Thanks for the info - I was not aware that this new spa existed.

Unfortunately the link that you posted already appears to be outdated, as it refers to a post that starts out "Black BBW very skilled in strap-on use available for your pleasure."

Now THAT is a spa experience I will have to take a pass on. Yikes!

Dc Travel 2003
09-17-05, 18:48
Even though USG mainly is for AMP and SW, it seems CL is regularly asking for escort prices as seen on escort webpages like E***.

Anybody want to say what the line is. Mine (maximums)

SW - .5 / $
CL - $ - $.50
AMP - house + $
Escort - $$ -$$$

For no reason do I think anything below ecort will be GFE. I expect an in & out with indifferent attitude. It's the diamond in the rough we find which make mongering fun. I have almost stopped going to the Loop since they are really cracking down. They are now enforcing the no right turns from 9 pm to 5 am. Saw many ULEs stopping everyone. Hopefully, SW will be persistant.

Great Expecta
09-18-05, 15:10
Hey Lever2000, is this Connie a Korean, about 24yrs old, nice 34Cs, and just bubbling with personality?? I ran into a Connie at Supra AMP in downton DC several months ago, but she had left when I wanted returned several weeks later. She was a great time and we negotiated $20, plus the door fee for multiple pops, DATY, etc. I'm going to be in town next week and would love to see her again. Where is CPHC?? Thx, GE

Member #4338
09-19-05, 17:07
Stopped by Mini Spa on NY Ave this afternoon. Found out that my current fav is "on vacation" :( I asked for a line-up but the Mamasan pretended not to hear and brought me new girl Cindy. Now Cindy is a keeper :) Cindy is new to DC, 5' 4 ", 110 lbs, long dyed auburn hair, nice face and just a really really nice body with enhanced 34 B's. If you like your AMP women with a real slim waist then Cindy is your girl.

Average TS and then average muscle training followed by some spirited CBJ and then DATY that she seemed to enjoy. Main event was mish, CG, and then finished her from behind. Cindy is recommended. ;)

Cindy:
Face 7.5
Body 9
Service 8

Be safe.

Lax

Rawnoc
09-19-05, 19:07
On vacation as in gone? I remember when they would come back occasionally - you know, actually take a vacation. Who was your fave, BTW?

I procrastinated going back to Happiness and lost a second chance for Mimi. I was bummed to find out she left. Still hoping she will pop up somewhere around here in another incarnation.

You listening, Mimi?

:)

Lever2000
09-19-05, 21:30
Hey Lever2000, is this Connie a Korean, about 24yrs old, nice 34Cs, and just bubbling with personality?? I ran into a Connie at Supra AMP in downton DC several months ago, but she had left when I wanted returned several weeks later. She was a great time and we negotiated $20, plus the door fee for multiple pops, DATY, etc. I'm going to be in town next week and would love to see her again. Where is CPHC?? Thx, GESorry my report wasn't clear, but I never saw Connie. She was booked up when I went.

There are quite a few posts on here by those who did. Check the AMP Index thread for help finding them and for the location of the AMP. CPHC is very convenient to the Metro.

I recommend making an appointment if you want to see Connie/Koni.

Caffeind
09-20-05, 21:32
I am looking for a recomendation for an amp in d.c. I am located in baltimore and normally go to moonlight but they are having some trouble there and the selection is very limited. Keep in mind that I am looking for something in a decent area where I do not have to worry about getting robbed or worry about my vehicle. I like a good looker and good attitude with service to make me feel lika a king. I have and do rtff but I am not familiar with dc at all.

Thanks

AlabamaSam
09-20-05, 22:02
Hey all,

If you're out mongering on Sunday and need a place to bring a date, drop me a line. You're going to have to put up with me watching TV. Its in Cleveland park. Get a bunch of guys and girls together, I'll buy the booze and we'll make it a party.

E

Dc Travel 2003
09-20-05, 23:42
See on CL there is another non-asian massage opening. Will debate between them and Devin's. Probably test at end of week.

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/98836021.html

http://www.the-ic.com (has audio on site)

Caffeind
09-21-05, 04:23
I had my first experience at downtown tonight. Of course I did not tell them it was my first. I just droped a few names that I got off of this board and all was well. I had Sasha, she gave a half decent massage and good oral, no dfk or daty. She tried to rush me out after about 45 minutes but I just had her give me some more massage. There were a couple of wsw outside the building that looked pretty decent also.

Caffeind
09-21-05, 04:25
Is it just me, or do all the women in these AMPs ask you if you live alone too?

Member #4338
09-21-05, 06:32
I am looking for a recomendation for an amp in d.c. I am located in baltimore and normally go to moonlight but they are having some trouble there and the selection is very limited. Keep in mind that I am looking for something in a decent area where I do not have to worry about getting robbed or worry about my vehicle. I like a good looker and good attitude with service to make me feel lika a king. I have and do rtff but I am not familiar with dc at all.

Thanks

Caffeind:

If you have indeed RTFF including Wayward's AMP Index, then I'm not sure what more we can tell you. The DC Board is about as comprehensive a guide to the DC AMP scene as you can get. Our regulars post detailed descriptions of the girls they meet including rankings of looks, attitude and services provided. Take another look at the past posts to see if you don't find the info you're looking for. If you don't, let us know and we'll drop evrything we are doing and do the research for you. ;)

Lax

AlabamaSam: Hey, count me in dude!! Just you me and the girls, right? No LE or lurking thugs to bash an unsuspecting monger on the head. Sounds great. Post the address and I'll be there!!! :rolleyes:

Loop Vet
09-21-05, 11:04
Yeah Sam, count me in too! I'll round up the girls, booze, snacks, music, and condoms and we can all cram into your hotel room and have a go at it. Sounds like a blast! Let me know if you need me to bring you your spending money too.

Also, if I decide to use your place alone, as you are so generous to offer, would it be too much to ask for you to step outside for a few minutes rather than sit there "watching tv" while we get down and dirty? Hope this line of thought isn't too far out of whack.

MoonView
09-21-05, 17:26
It's been a while since my last visit to Sun, since I've been frequenting my latest slice of heaven at CPHC; Koni! But as we all know, every now and then we need a change of venue.

So I called and set up an appointment with Coco, a provider that I have had a lot of fun with in the past but have not seen for quite a while, needless to say I didn't know how I'd be received.

Got there about 10 minutes before my slotted time and was lead to my room(I always ask for the VIP room up stairs), it's a lot nicer with extra room for easy positioning.

In walks "Bobby", she tells me I'm going to shower you till Coco is available(available...what the hell is that about! ) anyway the shower was less than average(warning - I do not recommend this provider to anyone going to Sun), she was friendly enough but when it came time for my B/B wash, she would only do my backside and would not proceed to my front even after I asked for it to be done, unfortunately only going to conventional means - a washcloth. Ugh!

Back to my room, in walks Coco finally. Service was OK, nothing like I remember it from the good old days of "coco #1 right". Though I did get to squeeze off 2 pops, the enthusiasm was not as it once was when she was taking her cue from Avis(#2 but trying harder.)

So my recommendation is a tempered one, your experience may vary, but IMHO and unfortunately this is not the place it once use to be. Sigh!!

Caffeind
09-21-05, 18:08
Laxman #2

I was really worried about the area since I am not at all familier with dc. I ended up juggling between downtown or supra. I called them both and since I was heading down there really late I chose downtown since they are open to 3am. I ended up with Sasha and had a good time.

Member #4338
09-22-05, 07:37
Laxman #2

I was really worried about the area since I am not at all familier with dc. I ended up juggling between downtown or supra. I called them both and since I was heading down there really late I chose downtown since they are open to 3am. I ended up with Sasha and had a good time.

Caffeind:


C'mon, dude you can't be serious!!! You can't expect to post a report about your visit to DT saying only "I ended up with Sasha and had a good time" and then expect the regular members of this forum who regularly provide details to respond to your questions about the DC AMP scene.

Message to all DC Newbies: You provide intel, you get intel. Simple as that.

Moonie: Good report. We all need to know what to avoid. Keep them coming.

Lax

Mighty Spearsman
09-22-05, 13:17
On vacation as in gone? I remember when they would come back occasionally - you know, actually take a vacation.
Whenever I'm told that a particular young lovely is on vacation, I always have to remind myself that this could mean one of several things:

a) she's gone for good

b) she's having her period and will be back at work in a few days

c) she's on a scheduled vacation and might actually return!

A girl working at Happiness (who had worked at Downtown before that) once told me that that girls are sent to a place in New York City for a short rest after a few months working at an AMP, to avoid burnout, then they're rotated to a different AMP to work for awhile. Sometimes they will be able to return to the AMP where they worked before, other times they move to a different AMP, often in a different city or state.

The mamasans and owners try to strike a balance between keeping girls on who are popular and bring back repeat customers, and having some fresh talent available.

Ready
09-22-05, 20:08
It is tough when you miss a major benefit, especially a B2B with Coco.

For the most AMPs, $60 is the entry fee (generally $20 for the girls and $40 for the house… varies a little). Then $100 is a fair average for complete services, with a few guys that pay higher, and a few that pay lower.

Some of these AMPs can get into an assembly line production (with a popular girl) to turn more customers, or avoid rejecting a customer to go for another AMP.

My guess is the substitute (new or less popular girl) may receive a portion of both to only give a shower, which might be 2-3 a rush hour. For the Main Attraction Girls, I’ve gone through a 15 minute TS, followed by a 15 minute main event and out the door.

Bottom line, avoid the rush hours if you can!


It's been a while since my last visit to Sun, since I've been frequenting my latest slice of heaven at CPHC; Koni! But as we all know, every now and then we need a change of venue.

So I called and set up an appointment with Coco, a provider that I have had a lot of fun with in the past but have not seen for quite a while, needless to say I didn't know how I'd be received.

Got there about 10 minutes before my slotted time and was lead to my room(I always ask for the VIP room up stairs), it's a lot nicer with extra room for easy positioning.

In walks "Bobby", she tells me I'm going to shower you till Coco is available(available...what the hell is that about! ) anyway the shower was less than average(warning - I do not recommend this provider to anyone going to Sun), she was friendly enough but when it came time for my B/B wash, she would only do my backside and would not proceed to my front even after I asked for it to be done, unfortunately only going to conventional means - a washcloth. Ugh!

Back to my room, in walks Coco finally. Service was OK, nothing like I remember it from the good old days of "coco #1 right". Though I did get to squeeze off 2 pops, the enthusiasm was not as it once was when she was taking her cue from Avis(#2 but trying harder.)

So my recommendation is a tempered one, your experience may vary, but IMHO and unfortunately this is not the place it once use to be. Sigh!!

Rawnoc
09-22-05, 22:08
Spears,

I notice that you also post on the NYC boards. I travel to NYC frequently and was dismayed that WGS has upped the house fee to $100. Ever been there? Granted, it was HR only, but damn. DC needs a place like that so badly. Feels like an elite private club.

Regarding your vacation-explanation, do you get the sense that there is some kind of chaibol at work between DC and NYC? I do, occasionally. Wish I could figure out which DC places were linked with which NYC places. Then it might be possible to head to the Apple and know jst who I was gonna get on my next trip up!

southbeach
09-22-05, 22:38
Saw Julie On Tuesday Pm

5'5" 105 lb B to C cups tight bod

Great TS little english but playful and talkative. Tight outfit not like BT in HC with the duckboots.

Julie then started on one of the best massages I have every had. She spent alot of time on my face unrushed and really wanted me to relax. All the time I anticipated her long black hair flowing across my bod. After the massage she started with a little AR then flipped and sucked on the boys. We started with some Mish then doggie, my favorite. She was hot from behind ,nice ass with shapely hips as I grabbed her breasts and held on. Finished with mish and layed there for awhile. This was one of those that would last for a few days.

I haven't had Konie yet but I would repeat.

I love this hobby

Southbeach

CFoxtrot
09-22-05, 23:07
Had a recent visit to H&H. The few reports I've seen complained about the looks and age of the units, but I lucked out with Jackie, a cute, young, and petite girl from Honduras. Because I wanted to use the floatation tank, made no secret that it was first time there. Tank was great and she provided an excellent massage. When she said she was done without any hint of extras, had to talk her into a HR (it didn't take much). Left 2 jacksons, but she wanted more saying she didn't get any of the $70 house fee. Stood firm, and left totally relaxed - nearly perfect session, except for the money hassle at the end.

2much2monger
09-23-05, 04:18
Dave GD,

sorry for the slow response. There are no Table showers, but on my first visit, I was feeling a bit sweaty so they let me used the shower. The whole appartment is very clean, including the showers.


2Much2Monger,

Actually that doesn't sound bad at all. Do they also do Table showers? I have been looking for a sista to give a massage with a Table Shower.

Davegdb

Mighty Spearsman
09-23-05, 16:52
Spears,

I notice that you also post on the NYC boards. I travel to NYC frequently and was dismayed that WGS has upped the house fee to $100. Ever been there? Granted, it was HR only, but damn. DC needs a place like that so badly. Feels like an elite private club.

Regarding your vacation-explanation, do you get the sense that there is some kind of chaibol at work between DC and NYC? I do, occasionally. Wish I could figure out which DC places were linked with which NYC places. Then it might be possible to head to the Apple and know jst who I was gonna get on my next trip up!
No, I've never been to WGS, although I've heard (and read) good things about it. I've been to several other AMPs nearby, mainly on 32nd Street, Madison, etc. Most of these places seem to be HJ-only, at least on a first visit.

There is a definite connection between the DC and NYC places, in fact between many AMPs throughout the US. Although this isn't true all the time, many girls seem to rotate through different AMPs on the same circuit.

As I mentioned in a post a few days ago, many girls working in one of the full service DC AMPs are sent to New York City for a short rest after a few months working at an AMP, to avoid burnout, then they're rotated to a different AMP to work for awhile. Sometimes they will be able to return to the AMP where they worked before, other times they move to a different AMP, often in a different city or state. The mamasans and owners try to strike a balance between keeping girls on who are popular and bring back repeat customers, and having some fresh talent available.

On the other hand, sometimes the girls stay in the same area or even the same AMP for years at a time, especially as they get older, settle down, and choose to work in a HJ-only place, either because there wouldn't be much demand for FS with them, or because they're tired of providing FS.

There's a girl working in an HJ-only AMP in Vernon, Connecticut who's been working in AMPs in Connecticut on and off since 1989. She's certainly over 40 years old but is still pretty hot looking (great tits!); however she only works in "HJ-only" AMPs these days (she did provide FS and a great Russian back in the late 80s-early 90s, but those days are gone).

Ready
09-23-05, 19:52
Going during the off times/non rush hour doesn’t always work.

My first visit was great with Spring… B2B and great service back in the room. Now, she seems to have joined the assembly line of the other popular providers at Sun. Part of the reason I’m going is for that special B2B most of the others don’t offer. Instead, I received a new provider and not a stripped down B2B like I had planned.

Once back in the room, Spring came in with great service and even offered 2 pops. We filled up the balance of the hour (45 minutes after the TS)… good! She apparently was already starting to show signs of wear, even though it was early in the morning… but not one compliant or anything lacking from her commitment to service.

8 Face
8 Body (hard to beat Coco's tits & golf tees)
8 Attitude
- Service @ TS (by a new provider)
8 Service in Room (great service, just a little too rushed & forming a routine)

Anyone good/great, is going to become in high demand and over worked; it’s certainly nice when you have the luck to get one of the good ones when they first arrive. Pink, Coco or Spring would all be a good choice; each has their own speciality... while I've been rushed out sooner than I liked, I have not left disappointed with any of their room services (missed a number of special B2Bs).

Colts301
09-24-05, 03:21
I went back down to Happiness. Asked for Mimi. I was told that she be back Sunday. went to the room. Saw a ok provider, forgot who, so decided to pass. And did the I 4got the money in the car thingy. Saw a cutie as i was walkin out. about 5'5 b-c cups, attractive. but anyhow worth the visit, knowing that Mimi be back on Sunday. Also, on L saw BSW had to be 8 feet tall. With tits the size of basketballs. Wouldn't fit in my car so had to pass. LOL, anyways I will report if i get out again.

Be safe -301

Mass Monger
09-24-05, 10:31
After the recommendation of Connie (or Koni) at CPHC from Member #2652, I thought I would try her out. First of all I had trouble finding CPHC, (Connecticut Park Holistic Health Center). It is on the left side entrance at 3522 Connecticut Avenue, just back of the Subway shop. I paid my $0.60 and asked for Connie. She appeared quickly. She was probably in her late 20s or early 30s, very attractive, very Korean and very friendly. She helped me strip down and admired my Johnson which suddenly became very large, especially after tactile encouragement from her. She acted very pleased with him and his size, and was very deferential to me which I love. I know it is an act, but what the hell! Its fun! I love the illusion. We proceeded to the table shower and she gave me a very long massage while I was on my stomach and then later after we turned over she massaged my front side, spending also a long time with Johnson.

I didn’t expect more massage than that, but when we returned to the room and she asked if I wanted more, I said yes and she spent another 10 or 15 minutes really massaging my muscles. It felt great but I was beginning to think that I was taking time away from the main objective and might not get much. (I had discreetly left her 5 Jacksons on the side table so I expected more than a massage.) She then proceeded to give me a great AH treatment with her tongue. Wow! She then had me turn over and I saw that she had removed all her clothes. She then sucked my balls, licked the lower part of my shaft and began a very nice deep long CBJ. She finally rolled over and let me suck her breasts and caress her mound of Venus. She was not in a hurry.

I then went down on her and gave her a great licking, both on the clit area and in her pussy hole. I then went lower and gave her the same kind of AH treatment she gave me. Returning to her pussy I continued juicily licking. She moaned and told me to keep going. I continued, and then cautiously inserted 1 finger and then 2 to her vagina. She was ok with that so I then plunged them in and out harder and repeatedly. This continued for a long time. If you don’t already know it, women love it, as long as you keep licking their clit area as your fingers go continuously in and out. [I learned that a long time ago from a prostitute who was lesbian, and should know. Some like one finger, some two; some like it gentle and some rough.] All the time Connie kept moaning “Connie cumming, Connie cumming”. She then mounted me when I was on my back. I slowed her down because she really was grabbing my Johnson hard with her juicy pussy and I could hardly stand the pleasure which lasted for a very long time.

I indicated that I wanted to turn over for Missionary Position but she first moved up and straddled my head with her thighs and asked for more pussy sucking. I obliged and she got even more quivering and juicy and again moaned “Connie cumming, Connie cumming”. Finally we rolled over and I did missionary until I finally exploded. She then moved her legs inside my legs and grasped my cock hard with her pussy and rubbed it up and down. Again she said she was cumming. Finally we both collapsed with exhaustion. What a great time I had!

I may be a sucker, but I think she really did come 3 times like she said and that she really enjoyed it. She said that she had not come for a long time and called me #1 man several times. Who knows if it was true, but it felt true, and I loved it. Anyway I heartily recommend her. She said that next time I should call in advance and make an appointment if I want to make sure that she is available. I will.

Mass Monger

Unclejed
09-24-05, 13:09
A week or so ago, I asked for Julie at DT based on an earlier report. I was a bit stunned by her looks. She could literallybe Miss Korea. Leg and ass men will like her. Her massage and TS skills are mediocre, but I didn't care. She has such a sexy aura that her skills really don't matter. I'd give her a 9 for looks. Her attitude is nice too. She didn't do AR, which I don't like anyway, but many on this board seem to care about it. She's worth at least one visit and maybe more.

I went to the same establishment again, and Annie walked in the door. She has been reviewed before, but I'd give her a 7.5 for looks. Her attitude is very friendly. She doesn't have the typical flat asian ass that is so common, which is nice. her body is tight and athletic, but not skinny. She seemed to have implants. Massage was a 7 or 8. Again, she didn't perform AR. I think she ranks as one of the most popular. She told me she is often busy and that I should call for an appointment to see her.

Jethro

Road Tripper
09-24-05, 17:19
I REALLY don't mean to be a killjoy, but do you guys really go and do DATY on any AMP worker? With all the guys these women see you guys are brave and rolling the dice. It seems to be risky enough having sex with a condom with these girls. As always take care and be safe.

AlabamaSam
09-25-05, 03:06
I totally agree. You'd be crazy to do anything unprotected with these girls unless you've got all kinds of shit yourself. Which means you're putting me at risk.

Ech.

On a side note, I'm tired of banging Asians right now, I'd love a hot blonde stripper type with a slim body and nice implants. But GFE, not a lame duck. I'm willing to pay the extra bucks, any recommendations.

E


I REALLY don't mean to be a killjoy, but do you guys really go and do DATY on any AMP worker? With all the guys these women see you guys are brave and rolling the dice. It seems to be risky enough having sex with a condom with these girls. As always take care and be safe.

Member #3947
09-25-05, 04:41
Mornin, gents. Just getting in from the Congressional Black Caucus activites at the Convention Center. Man, there were some hot chicks there. Never the less, on my was back to the car, the action on K street was hot. This was about 2:15am and there were sw's everywhere! I happen to take a snap of a few hanging out. Wish this was payday weekend!

Drew Park
09-25-05, 08:39
I REALLY don't mean to be a killjoy, but do you guys really go and do DATY on any AMP worker? With all the guys these women see you guys are brave and rolling the dice. It seems to be risky enough having sex with a condom with these girls.

Those girls are probably cleaner any any fellow who walks in off the street. And it is not like they're indulging in bareback activities...

But should you DATY and detect the aroma of latex, you might want to do something else ;^)

Bronze Hornet
09-25-05, 09:51
I was stuck in traffic near DC this past Friday and decided to wait it out at Downtown.

I asked for Annie again just to see if my first review on her was a fluke ( http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2523&page=5&pp=15 - 9/22/05 Taste of Peru and Korea).

Annie walks in wearing the same blue outfit and with a youthful excitement of seeing me again. Though she is not a strikinigly pretty as Jai, she has the attractive look of those hot extras you see in porno flicks, the ones with mischievous smiles, hot lean bodies, and "Playboy Magazine" quality breasts.

Oh yeah, and as Jethro indicated, she has a non-traditional ass for an asian; this girl has an onion butt that enhances the doggie dance to an extreme ball slapping level.

Since I had been driving all day my right leg and gluteals were tight and need attention. I told Annie of this malady and she worked that area with the same proficiency and expertise as previous professional massage specialists (non-sexual) that have seen me.

This girl is for real, expert masseuse and then the flip. The passion, the attention to detail. She performs an incredible CBJ with intense DT action that puts you on the edge. Followed by Asian, CG, Doggie and variants of mish.

BH

Ready
09-25-05, 11:53
Every one of us take different risks as you summized. From personal knowledge, they are not as safe as we would like to imagine, even though most Asian girls gargle and douches between customers. After every session, I also head home to clean up (have not picked up anything 'yet').

As Drew pointed out, these girls are seeing quite a few that are not as careful. SW don’t have the hygiene habits or easy facilities to clean up during their work cycle, and a number of mongers sample both.

If I have any cuts in my mouth (been to the dentist) or below, I personally don't take the risk and skip the AMPs that week... as for others? We're all sharing the same playground, and your concerns are valid.

When there are opportunities from a great provider for BBFS (or DATY for some), logic seldom comes into the picture until I start driving home...


I REALLY don't mean to be a killjoy, but do you guys really go and do DATY on any AMP worker? With all the guys these women see you guys are brave and rolling the dice. It seems to be risky enough having sex with a condom with these girls. As always take care and be safe.

Got Wood
09-26-05, 09:27
Every one of us take different risks as you summized. From personal knowledge, they are not as safe as we would like to imagine, even though most Asian girls gargle and douches between customers. After every session, I also head home to clean up (have not picked up anything 'yet').

As Drew pointed out, these girls are seeing quite a few that are not as careful. SW don’t have the hygiene habits or easy facilities to clean up during their work cycle, and a number of mongers sample both.

If I have any cuts in my mouth (been to the dentist) or below, I personally don't take the risk and skip the AMPs that week... as for others? We're all sharing the same playground, and your concerns are valid.

When there are opportunities from a great provider for BBFS (or DATY for some), logic seldom comes into the picture until I start driving home...

Plus the fact that most do not carry any form of health care program adds to the Russian roulette scenario, and if any care is ultimately needed they tend to seek Korean trained doctors with less than above board credentials. All in all not a good situation to depend on...

As Ready has reminded us, our little head does the thinking going in and the big head has the worries coming out!

"What a wonderful world it can be...."

Chrisser
09-26-05, 15:01
CFox,

I tried to get an appointment at H&H Saturday night around 8:00. First I called around 6:00 and the lady said to call when I would be close. I then called when I got down around their, she says only 2 girls working and they were busy. I said screw this and went on home. I was intrigued to see Jackie, since I love latin women and haven't been with a Honduran lady.

Questions: When did you see her and did you get to pick her. Also can you give me info. on where the entrance is next to. I didn't get out after driving around to find a spot to park.

Thanks

AlabamaSam
09-26-05, 22:47
Another piece of fiction for the audience.

My buddy took a trip to CHPC the other day, He had never been so I figured He'd try something new. He knew the place was near the Subway Shop but there was a cop sitting out there for 20 minutes so he figured why push his luck? Weird dream.

So down the metro he went, rode to Faragut North, and strolled over to DT. It was nice and quiet, not a single doorbell when he was there. Got dealt a hot, hot girl with a cute short bob haircut and a body to die for. Nice tattoo on her back of a winged something or other. She was so hot he didnt even pay attention to her name when she said it. But don't forget the Ying and the Yang. Although she had a body to die for the service was Ho-Hum (Pun Intended).

She kept putting a towel on which he kept pulling off. She used some strange oil on the massage that left my buddy smelling like a big lemon. Good thing I dont have a SO right now or I'd be busted. After CBJ she rode on top for a while which was a nice view in the mirror. Nothing like having a porno body working you over. Funny how porno cock looks so much bigger than regular cock in the mirror, and I'm average? So then she says "you on top" and my buddy was like "Uhhh, Doggie?" Lets get it over with. 5 minutes and out the door. At the end she swabbed Johnson and his two nutty friends with alcohol and said to get dressed? Uuuhh, isnt that her job?

I wish I knew her name. Body 9, service 4. Isnt that always the case?

E

Jack B Nimble
09-27-05, 09:04
Nice time with Soda, a new girl-next-door type at Downtown. Cute, perky, not a beauty queen but friendly and sweet. Not DFK but she might for repeat. SHe's about 5-3, small natural body, shoulder-length hair and nice face. Put her age around 28. She has some nice sensual techniques, no AR. I though she had skipped the massage but she gave a nice hard massage at the end. Interesting technique. Mostly leaning on with hands, a bit like walking with feet but only using hands. Solid 8s all around. Just beware the DT appears to be quite busy. I ended up way in the back in a little shoebox room, told only one girl available. So some of you guys must be over there are not telling us!

Honoluman
09-27-05, 09:05
I along with Kimchi have helped a few AMP owners in buying supplies for the shop. I have bought 30 cases of kleenex at one time, 5 or 6 cases of mouth wash, and boxes of douche. All would last a normal female at least 2 years but we bought monthly.

They get checked up once a year or so, not to healthy. I have seen them take drugs to keep awake to work, take drugs to ward off infections. Why do you think that one of the firswt things they do once they are on vacation is get a full body scrub down. They clean the whole body. They spend 4-8 hpurs doing this. They feel they are clean. Next they sleep and then they drink before they go back. But they go back. Why? Money Money Money. I do think some like sex but it is always about money. To bad as some of these girls are keepers if you can get them out of business but also if you can afford them. The older ones become less expensive but the young hot ones will take your money.

Just my limited knowledge and all.

Rawnoc
09-27-05, 10:45
Has anyone been to Happiness to confirm that Mimi is, indeed, back? Someone said she would be back by last Sunday. Just wanna make sure that (a) she is, and (b) it is the same Mimi.

Thanks,

Raw

Tired_Driver
09-28-05, 12:19
Greetings,

Can anyone tell me if there are any europeans in any of the DC area amps? I am a frequent flyer in SoCal and it is all asian. Nothing wrong with that, just curious if there is a chance for a change of pace.

You can post or PM me if you think that is more appropriate for your section of the forum
Thanks,

TD

Marlo
09-28-05, 15:43
Gents,

Forgive the delay in my report but I had other business to attend. Just back from a road trip to the ATL, I decided to sample this “Coco” you all have been speaking of so highly at the Sun.

First of all, I was ready and primed after spending much time at the penthouse for some pre-AMP prep. First of all the TS was incredible! Reminded me of the old Bangkok days. She really got into it. Full body soapy with her kitty right in my face on the flip side. Plenty of anal prep which was a good sign. I could have easily popped one during the TS event. But my self-discipline came through once again. Off to the room. The massage was quite long and satisfying. I was afraid since I was new, she would not offer additional services because I was not afforded an opportunity to place my Jacksons. Nevertheless, the AR began and was wonderful. Plenty of ball play with her tongue bat. We moved on to some 69 which she provided some BBBJ. Then we got down to the ral business. The session was extended to my surprise. I thought I would not have lasted 2 seconds. I returned the AR favor along with some DATY. Very passionate session which I will rpeat with her soon. On my way out I saw a lovely youngster which Iassumed to have been the other much talked about provider there, “Pink”.

Although I will try to sample her as well, I am set on making a visit to DT to see these Legg’n Azz Queens, Julie and Annie today.

Will make a post later on tonight on my trials.

Marlo

Ewclark77
09-28-05, 16:19
I was in DC for a couple of days, and decided to try out CPHC. As someone recently explained, that is Cleveland Park Holistic Health Center. It is on Connecticut Ave at the Cleveland Park Metro stop. It is hard to find unless you know where to look. When you come up the stairs from the metro, go under the Subway sandwich shop awning, just don't turn into the shop. Go straight on ahead to CPHC. If you feel conspicuous, you can go around the back through the alley and get there just as easily.

Asked for and got Connie. They pronounced it "Coney" as in Coney Island. The mamasan even corrected me when I said it wrong.

When Connie came in, it was easy to see why so many of you are so impressed. She looks very good. Not too thin, certainly not fat. Wearing almost nothing. Very easy on the eyes.

Nice table shower -- very thorough. I'm not into the finger in the *** though, and I had hoped for more of a body-to-body experience.

Short sauna, then on to the massage. I really needed a good massage, so I was hoping for that before anything else. It was a hard massage, too hard, even. Got kind of painful.

Eventually came the flip, and we moved on to her expecting DATY. I had not planned to do that, but succumbed anyway. Then she moved on to her returning the favor. That was all I was looking for, so she cleaned me up, dressed me, and I was on my way. Took the hour almost to the minute.

Overall a standard experience -- got what was paid for and expected. Worth going, but I would try some other place before returning.

By the way, most of you will at some time be traveling to other cities where you might be interested in experiencing the scene. I hope you find a better reception from those in the cities you plan to visit then outsiders get on your boards.

Woodstock
09-28-05, 19:46
Tired Driver: Try H&H Flotation Spa in DC. Its has had some Eastern Europeans/Russians in the past. I have read reports of an El Salvadorian there lately, but you may not go very far there on your first visit.

Crazy Dick
09-28-05, 19:59
Has anyone been to Happiness to confirm that Mimi is, indeed, back? Someone said she would be back by last Sunday. Just wanna make sure that (a) she is, and (b) it is the same Mimi.

Thanks,

Raw

Hi Raw,
Yes Mimi is back !!!! She was actually on vacation (a real vacation, but stayed in the area). Had another great session with her at lunch time today. This woman just keeps getting better with each visit.
Crazy Dick
(so many AMP's so little money)

Member #4338
09-29-05, 07:49
By the way, most of you will at some time be traveling to other cities where you might be interested in experiencing the scene. I hope you find a better reception from those in the cities you plan to visit then outsiders get on your boards.


ewclark77:

Thanks for the report on Sun and Coco. You've provided useful intel and added to the wealth of information that this board provides to regulars and visitors to the DC scene. I assume that you got the information about Sun and Coco, and about the girls at DT by reading past posts on this board. Those would be useful posts with positive intel, from regulars and visitors such as yourself, and not dumbass questions from noobs with one or two posts.

IMHO we treat all who post on this board with the respect they deserve based on their contributions to the board.

CD: Thanks for confirming the return of the wonderful Mimi. A visit to Happiness is now very high on my list of things to do!!! ;)

Be safe.

Lax

Member #4338
09-29-05, 14:55
Found myself parked downtown around 14th & K and decided to sample the offerings at 1413. I arrived midday and the place was empty of customers. I got to meet all three providers and selected Maya. Maya is tall, and I mean 5' 10" tall but with an attractive proportionate body. She has long brown hair, an attractive face and what seemed to be a playful personality.

Off to the TS which was fine with nothing special. Competent muscle training and on to the main event on the flip. Here is where Maya was a disappointment. :( Lots of don't do this and don't do that. Definitely not a GFE. Now I'm willing to admit that maybe it was her reaction to me and that some of you other mongers may have a better experience. Put it this way, IMHO this Maya doesn't belong in the same wet dream as the classic Maya formerly of DT and apparently currently in Honolulu.

Next time I'll move the car or hoof it over to 10th & E for a session with Mimi. :)

Live and learn. SMWSLT!

Lax

Honoluman
09-29-05, 16:55
Just to keep you straight, the real Maya is still in Hawaii. She is still working there even though she has been a little sick and business is slow. But she has been told that business is even slower here. So, do not look for her to come back here to work. She co-owns the place she is working at. I hear she is still looking to open a bar in Annandale or some place in Virginia. I think she should open up one under Downtown. Call it Maya's and I bet she gets lots of us to visit. Just joking. But she is looking to retire and spend the time with her son as he is getting older. That's all I know but will keep all posted.

Bill88
09-30-05, 12:59
Ventured to Sun twice this week. After the recent posts re STD here, and a scary encounter with a nasty photo posted by a do gooder on craigslist a couple of weeks ago, big head has taken over little head and I am currently on a limited diet of HJ only.

Met one Sue, after asking the new mamasan at Sun for a young provider. Well Sue is no spring chicken. She has been around. TS was unremarkable, but massage was good. On the flip asked for and received HJ, nothing special. Left .6 which was highly appreciated. I think less would have been sufficient.

Returned a couple of days later and let the mamasan surprise me again. Poppy came in. Tanned plump around the waist and sniffling. Streaked blond hair, nice boobs and quite tall. Very eager to please. Uses forearm in TS which is quite pleasant. Massage was unusual with her using her feet, forearm, thighs and other parts I couldn’t id from my vantage point while lying face down. Mostly pleasant. But the sniffling was a drag. The HJ was special with a light touch followed by just the right amount of pressure and then a simulated CG with the oily hand masquerading as the real thing, which was a delight and brought about a happy ending.

May repeat.

Mighty Spearsman
09-30-05, 13:23
Stopped by the Sun yesterday mid-afternoon. I had called ahead and was informed that Pink was out shopping, but that Coco (a/k/a Candy) was available.

I had a great 1-hour session with Coco, including her famous body-to-body TS and the usual high level of service for the massage, Asian, CBJ and mish. She appears to have lost a couple of pounds since the last time that I was with her, but still has some baby fat and a wrinkled belly, plus her pretty face and black hair. And of course she's still 5' 1" :)

The mamasan told me that I could pay the $50 price for an hour (instead of $60) even though I didn't have the discount coupon from the Washington Post - this might have been because I had a VIP card that was already partially-filled in, not sure.

One benefit of being a repeat customer - Coco remembered me and treated me like a king, and never once asked for a tip. I placed 5 jacksons on the bad after I had gotten dressed, hugged her and told her I'd see her again soon, which I will (I hope to back in DC in a couple of weeks). Money and time well spent!

CFoxtrot
09-30-05, 23:09
CFox,

I tried to get an appointment at H&H Saturday night around 8:00. First I called around 6:00 and the lady said to call when I would be close. I then called when I got down around their, she says only 2 girls working and they were busy. I said screw this and went on home. I was intrigued to see Jackie, since I love latin women and haven't been with a Honduran lady.

Questions: When did you see her and did you get to pick her. Also can you give me info. on where the entrance is next to. I didn't get out after driving around to find a spot to park.

ThanksChrisser,

I was there in late afternoon on a Friday in August. I didn't pick her. She was only one working or only one available. I think 8pm is the latest you can get an appt. If I remember correctly, the entrance is a glass door between a chinese place and a Papa Johns. The door opens to a flight of stairs. Hope you have a good time. Post the details if you go. I'm going back soon.

Woodstock
10-01-05, 10:00
Chrisser,

I was there in late afternoon on a Friday in August. I didn't pick her. She was only one working or only one available. I think 8pm is the latest you can get an appt. If I remember correctly, the entrance is a glass door between a chinese place and a Papa Johns. The door opens to a flight of stairs. Hope you have a good time. Post the details if you go. I'm going back soon.

CFoxtrot & Chrisser: You might consider a session with Rachael at H&H. She's a bit older but very experienced in the art of sensual massage. I don't know how far you will get with her on your first visit, but she's game for the full menu once she gets to know you. My old routine with her used to be a perfunctory massage, then we'd 69 for awhile, and finish with her on top, or doggie. The raincoat comes on only for the final act, so a BBBJ is available and CIM is an option, but she prefers a good ride to the finish, so be sure to hold back.

Dizzyjazz
10-01-05, 18:11
Hello All,

Recent registrant, new to posting on the forum and AMP in general. Why did I not know about this place and AMP years ago?! What a wonderfule world we live in!

Just got back from a distinctive experience with Coney/Conie at the CPHC. Now I know why everyone raves. She is enthusiastic, fun, and very attractive!

Started with a playful TS, followed by a few minutes in the Sauna for the two of us (first time for that), and then back into the room. She let me give her a massage, then went in for some DATY, followed by some asia, a CBJ while she DIY in the mirror (also a first), culminated in FS with some standing doggie and MISH. All in all probably one of the best in my limited experiences.

Ok now the questions. I have only been to CPHC and do enjoy it the atmosphere and each experience. But aside from Coney and a missing girl named Tina, none of the other girls were gorgeous. I have enjoyed Sarah, Young, and two nameless each for their own reasons but they aren't quite as easy on the eyes or as young as I would prefer. Though gorgeous may mean more difficult or more of routine experience, it is important to me. I am not necessarily looking for a GFE but I am looking for someone truly attractive to get to know.

With that in mind, where would you all suggest I go to next. Am open to all the places in DC. Second of all who is the cutest out there now? Anyone care to chime in?

Thanks in advance for your responses. I look forward to being an active member of the forum. If I have said something outside of the normal ettiquette here, please do forgive.

Dizzy Jazz

PS If anyone knows what happened to Tina from CPHC, also please chime in.

AMPlvr
10-02-05, 09:54
Going into DC Mon 10/3 - Usually I'm a Virginia Forum reader/contributor and have posted one review-was a "*********.net" reviewer for years but retired and the money is more precious. Anyway now that I don't go every week and establish myself I have to be careful - don't want a bad experience. So I'm asking you experts (?) where I can be reasonably assured of getting - IN DC -
a decent massage with the lady allowing some DATY and a HJ for .6 house and .6 tip. Don't need GFE just some minimum cooperation.

Any suggestions?

My guess is Downtown.

Thanks

Loop Vet
10-02-05, 12:05
I hit the loop last weekend around 1am with the intention of just making a couple passes to see the new talent. Armed with only 70 (i thought) I figured maybe a BJ if I couldn't resist, but most likely just window shopping.

Not a whole lot out at this point. One of the few girls I see is Special. Always out this bird. She's sort of tall, definitely lean, and has pretty, dark skin. She was wearing a small yellow tube top showing lots of midriff, and a short, short, yellow skirt. She had a long weave going on and definitely had her walk working for her.

I need to give a little back-story before I continue....

During springtime I saw Special a few times and was always just sort of "okay" with our dates. Usually I'd pick her up just out of impatience. Anyway, one night she calls me up and asks if she could come over. It was getting late and I told her I had 60 on me if she wanted to come over for that, fine. She said she'd call me back to let me know. She called back and said okay, and she'd see me shortly. Sort of a bad move on my part because I knew she didn't drive and would most likely get a ride from her pimp. She shows up shortly thereafter and gets out of a big black Escalade that parks behind my place.

So she comes in in a talkative mood and I give her the donation and she begins to undress. Then as she's taking her pants off she says, "wait what am I doing, we're not having sex, you only have sixty." I'm like, "Wait a minute, I didn't call you asking for you to come over, you called me. If I would've known the 60 only bought me a bj I would've told you not to come over." We went back and forth and although I could tell she thought I was right, that big black Escalade out back was imposing it's will over her and she wasn't gonna budge. I was pissed and let her know, but figured since she was here, and the fact that I didnt want any trouble with the man in the Escalade, I'd let her do her thing and ride it out for as long as she could handle (since I rarely cum off cbj's). Finally I tell her she's done and can leave and she kept saying, "you're mad at me, aren't you?" or something similar. I said "pretty much" and hurried her out the door.

After that, each time I'd go out over the summer I'd see her and shake my head when she tried to make me stop. One time when I was with my buddy (later we picked up the Jersey Girls), I even stopped to chat with her just to let her know that she fucked up and could have dated us both if she hadn't dogged me the last time. Even that time LL, Nofux, and I went out I made sure to smile and shake my head at her. She hated this. It was like torture each time she saw me. You know that look when a dog knows they fucked up and sort of bow their head and looks up at you with those sad, guilty eyes? Thats the look she would give me. I had a plan and it was working.

So back to last Friday. I see Special looking pretty good and stop up ahead not really sure what my intention was. So she sheepishly comes up to my passenger side and we chat through the window. She asks if she can get in and I tell her I'm a little short. SHe says "how short", so I say 70. She says "that's fine, I owe you one" and hops in.

When we get to my house I pulled my stack out and realize I'm only carrying like 57 on me. I told her I thought it was 70, which was the truth, and she said "I know". Anyway, we proceeded to have a very nice half/half session. I was digging her thin frame and spent an extended time banging her. She gives a pretty good cbj and is still sort of tight in the twat for such a regular worker. The session was very solid.

So 117 for two sessions with a loopette, I figure I came out on top. I win again!!

Hobbyist4Life
10-03-05, 03:21
Mr. Ready, just for your information. The providers don't see a dime from the fees. You may think that they are, but they don't. What they keep is what you leave for them at the end of the visit. Yes, I am one of those that always pays more, granted I was satisfied with the visit.

I just thought you should know the facts.


It is tough when you miss a major benefit, especially a B2B with Coco.

For the most AMPs, $60 is the entry fee (generally $20 for the girls and $40 for the house, varies a little). Then $100 is a fair average for complete services, with a few guys that pay higher, and a few that pay lower.

Some of these AMPs can get into an assembly line production (with a popular girl) to turn more customers, or avoid rejecting a customer to go for another AMP.

My guess is the substitute (new or less popular girl) may receive a portion of both to only give a shower, which might be 2-3 a rush hour. For the Main Attraction Girls, I’ve gone through a 15 minute TS, followed by a 15 minute main event and out the door.

Bottom line, avoid the rush hours if you can!

Mighty Spearsman
10-03-05, 16:41
Going into DC Mon 10/3 - Usually I'm a Virginia Forum reader/contributor and have posted one review. Anyway now that I don't go every week and establish myself I have to be careful - don't want a bad experience. So I'm asking you experts (?) where I can be reasonably assured of getting - IN DC - a decent massage with the lady allowing some DATY and a HJ for .6 house and .6 tip. Don't need GFE just some minimum cooperation.

Any suggestions? My guess is Downtown.
I'm in a good mood today, so I won't flame you for asking a question that can probably be answered thru RTFF, since most posts about AMPs here on the DC board discuss FS.

Realistically any of the AMPs located in the AMP Index thread of the DC Board would give you a decent massage and HJ for $120 total. Downtown is a good possibility; a better one might be to go to Sun Club at 6th & G Streets, NW and ask for a 30-minute session, which is a $40 house fee.

You'd then receive a decent massage and both HJ and BJ, maybe even FS for $120 total or probably less. You might have problems getting DATY, depends on the girl.

Good luck - we are all looking forward to a report of your experiences.

Ready
10-03-05, 19:31
Hobbyist,

I assume you are basing your comment on some close feedback; as you indicated, I cannot speak for all of them or by no means an expert.

My facts come from dating relationships with a few providers (Virginia & Maryland), and they received a split of the entry fee, as well as some discussed the daily tips. I have not discussed the entry fees with any of the providers in DC, so the fee sharing in DC was an assumption on my behalf from general observations.

It doesn't really matter to me either way; the fact we both enjoy our visits is the important part.


Mr. Ready, just for your information. The providers don't see a dime from the fees. You may think that they are, but they don't. What they keep is what you leave for them at the end of the visit. Yes, I am one of those that always pays more, granted I was satisfied with the visit.

I just thought you should know the facts.

Marlo
10-04-05, 01:39
Very disappointing! I went there last Friday and when I saw her I was in ahh of her beauty! Its is tough to catch one like that in Korea. Anyway, I was so looking forward to all things Annie, I wasn’t sure if I would be able to maintain.

The TS was nothing more than what I would get from my Mother! Piss poor and very disappointing. The massage was equally plain. Finally when we got down to business (which at this point I wasn’t sure if she would even do that) I was limited to very little tit suckling. Although we did the CG and DS, the overall experience was a waist on m time. She would not allow any 4play on my part. I enjoy a little DATY if the provider is nice looking, and she is as reported earlier a knock out! I wasn’t even allowed to kis her shoulder. It was as if I ws repulsive to her. Not understand, I am by no means a slob. I am more often than not rffered to as a “Pretty Boy”. Therefore, her reaction was in no way associated with me having gone there drunk, with poor hygiene. I was dress for the club and wanted to a little play before I hit the spot.

Looks: 10
Attitude: 2
TS: 2
Performance: 4

I would love to just look at her but will never seek her services out again.

Tried the spot (forgot the code word) but I was told it was shut down by LE after they pulled me over for almost hitting their car as I pulled out of my parking spot. I got lucky that time.

Marlo

Member #4338
10-04-05, 09:11
Annie walks in wearing the same blue outfit and with a youthful excitement of seeing me again. Though she is not a strikinigly pretty as Jai, she has the attractive look of those hot extras you see in porno flicks, the ones with mischievous smiles, hot lean bodies, and "Playboy Magazine" quality breasts.

Oh yeah, and as Jethro indicated, she has a non-traditional ass for an asian; this girl has an onion butt that enhances the doggie dance to an extreme ball slapping level.

Since I had been driving all day my right leg and gluteals were tight and need attention. I told Annie of this malady and she worked that area with the same proficiency and expertise as previous professional massage specialists (non-sexual) that have seen me.

This girl is for real, expert masseuse and then the flip. The passion, the attention to detail. She performs an incredible CBJ with intense DT action that puts you on the edge. Followed by Asian, CG, Doggie and variants of mish.

BH

Marlo/BronzeH:

Are you guys talking about the same Annie at DT? One report says she terrifc and the other says she was piss poor. I have continued to avoid DT because the service there tends to be rushed even if the girls are hot.

amplvr:

Consider yourself one fortunate SOB! The Mighty Spearsman, a legend with over 500 posts, took pity on your noob soul and provided you with the intel you were looking for. He must have been in an extremely good mood.

Lax

Bronze Hornet
10-04-05, 19:00
Marlo/BronzeH:

Are you guys talking about the same Annie at DT? One report says she terrifc and the other says she was piss poor. I have continued to avoid DT because the service there tends to be rushed even if the girls are hot.

amplvr:

Consider yourself one fortunate SOB! The Mighty Spearsman, a legend with over 500 posts, took pity on your noob soul and provided you with the intel you were looking for. He must have been in an extremely good mood.

Lax

Lax

I am hoping it is a different Annie. The about I posted about twice in this section is definitely as stated but I would not giver her a 10 on looks, but a 7 or 8. She is striking but not as striking as Jai.

Jethro posted on her incredible arse as I did and her technique is definitely above board.

If it is the same Annie, all I can say is that we should not forget that even though she is at an AMP she is still woman and there is no explanation as to why they can rock your world then turn around and just rock you. I doubt if she is immune and he may have been there on her high estrogen day.

I have been mongering with Hondo Lane and we are both fairly successful in the legit bootie hunting business from an appearance and cleanliness stand point, but we have seen the same woman within the same hour (Natalie from an earlier DC post of mine) and had poloar opposite results.

This is why there should be a law to have non-sychronous-cycle women working in the same AMP and when nature rears its ugly head and synchronizes them...shuffle them.

I stand by my post and will see Annie again until she goes EXORCIST on me as well. BH

Niciod Man
10-04-05, 20:41
Any girls on this site you guys recommend?

Scorpio Rising
10-04-05, 22:34
His Scorpio Rising self has been trying real hard to refrain himself from his usual AMP therapy until his upcoming Far East Poonie Tang Tour of Duty [Seoul, and Bangkok] at the end of this month all the way through third week of Nov. Fellow mongers, this humble narrator doesn't have that much will power when it comes to the ever yearning for fine Oriental cuisines. So, after an hour or two of brewskis at two local titty bars on Wisconsin Ave. this past Sunday night, the urge for some Korean Sashimi was too strong and would not be denied. Alas, this depraved narrator then found himself prowling up the stairways to heaven to the door of DT. Funny how that was, huh?

Anyhoo, rang the doorbell and found the old reliable Jay [or Jai as some of you mongers would call her] greeting me at the door. She was the acting mamasan on this particular Sunday night, having some kind of facial cream lotion applied all over her face while taking me to the damn room. She remembered me right away and said 'long time, where u been?' I was like 'been hanging with strippers and bartenders for a while'. She knew right away that I always demanded a line up so that I could choose my own victim [ughh I meant provider] for the occasion. Jay brought back 3 for me to choose. I chose Chanel out of the lineup as she had the feature sets I usually prefer in this hobby. My best guestimation would be that Chanel was roughly in her mid 20s to late 20s, 5'6" tall, fair skin, a bit on the waif scale in meat department, pretty eyes [a bit bigger than the usual small Asian eyes], and at most 32 B for the tatas. But fellow mongers, this Chanel's nips are marble-like and very responsive to knob twitching, tweaking, and for our feeding frenzy. Hahaha...

Now that the product description has been elaborated, let's go straight to the service department, huh? Well, Chanel didn't do much for me during the table shampoo although she did clean/scrub all the relevant areas, but was so quick at it that I couldn't relax enough as my other previous visits to DT in the past. Lame table shampoo was not a big frigging deal of course, so I went along. Back to the room, massage was performed quite nicely, but again somewhat rushing through the damn massage...and shit fellows, this humble narrator wanted to enjoy the god damn massage too, otherwise it would have been easier and costed nothing to serve the stripper or the bartender chicks [my phucq buddies], right?

Alrightee then, Chanel finished up the quick massage and asked the routine question. Of couse, I couldn't say no! The light kisses soon followed with them marble-like nipples rubbing all over me. One big disappointment from this House of Chanel though was that she didn't visit mianus, and just requested I rolled over so that she could do her thang. I complied like a child, and watched Chanel pouring her kisses on me, then went downward with first stops at my chest, then it went on down to minuts, slurping ever so hungrily on them sacks, then she abruptly [pointer here: this chica needs to learn to be a bit more smooth in consulting the translator while reciting her French dialects] pulled the raincoat out from under the towel on the table and started putting it on my chief commander. That was not the usual skill level I have become accustomed to on all my previous sessions at DT, and it almost ruined the mood of my commander.

To fix up the near disaster moment, I grabbed her hips and positioned her to sit on my face. Her kitty was a bit fuzzy and naturale [and this perverted narrator usually prefer the kitties to be neatly trimmed and well groomed], so this was a bit different. Although still a fine dining experience, nonetheless, as the kitty was quite responsive to the many lickings I provided. Damn, my tongue got all tired. Chanel, you owe me girl. Phew!

Then, she climbed abroad and rode me hard, moaning and groaning about. I was loving her rodeo skills, but I figured I had to show her that I could also bring my A game. So we switched to the good old standup mish where I could really hammer it home real horrorshow like. The views in the mirror didn't hurt either. I kept ramming her this way for a few fine minutes, and turned her over for another set of dicking standup K9 stylee... man, this Chanel is a nice bag [of tricks] indeed, very tight and yet very moisted [like sweet velveteen baby].

My legs then got tired, so we laid down sideway and I continued porking away at the sweet kitty of this sultry Korean lovely. She turned around and DFK me like she was gonna suck the tongue right out of my mouth. Damn, furious baby she was. So hot!!! [ok, I admit it I watched One Night in Paris flix a bit too many times].The sideway with her left leg all up resting on my damn shoulder was nice while porking her rauncheously until I could hold out no longer...Wow, the moment of truth then transcended upon me as I unleashed the gush of gooey lovecheese inside Chanel's box of goodies. I felt her squeezing the last of the pearly dew drop drops with her amazing kitty muscle and this sick soul was finally drained.

I have to say it was a nice time making familiar relation with this lovely Chanel. Although I might not repeat as I felt a bit rushed during this bout with her [45 mins top], and I had to get dressed by my lonesome self while I normally would get my companions to help me get dressed in the past [so fucking what, yeah I am spoiled]. So, one point deducted from Chanel on this lack of customer service skills on her part. She did ask me though if I would come back this week to see her again. Of course, I lied and said 'sure baby, I will miss you til I get to see you again, blah blah blah'. Finally, I left her the usual tips on the night table right before I left the room. She walked me to the door and gave me another kiss and grabbed my ass on my way out. Hmmm...yeah....that's when it hit me. Fellows, I luv the Pros, don't you?

Still Porkin'
Scorpio Rising

Atapchee
10-05-05, 00:21
I called to see if Koni was availabale but she was not. She was "vacation" till next week. I think its her monthly vacation.

I made my way over on a Tuesday evening about 8PM. I was lead into a room by the mamasan, who was not very good looking, but had nice legs. After a few minutes of waiting, Yung came in. She was dressed in a very short skirt, silver platform heals, a sequined bra and a short lab coat. I liked the lab coat touch, it made me actually think that this was a legit massage parlor. Yung is about 5'4", 115 pounds, 34B,26,36 and about 30 years old. She looks good and has a real bubbly personality.

BTW, the facilities were absolutely top rate. I am use to the AMPs in SF which are real dumps. This place looked like a real spa-like massage place.

We quickly went for a TS. The TS area has 2 tables partioned by just a curtain. There was another John getting his nads washed.

After the TS, we changed to a much larger room. She started with a nice hard deep massage. After my massage, I massaged her, much to her liking. After all that the festivities began: rimming, CBJ, CG, RCG and finished with doggie. She did not allow DATY or DFK. Overall, it was a good experience and it cost me $60/$100.

During my stay I saw a really yound, thin, hot girl, named Paula. I think I will her next.

Abril
10-05-05, 02:57
Tonight, after watching some policework get done on Vermont Avenue, I took a look at Downtown and decided to give it a run. The mamasan, a larger woman I had never seen before (it probably has been 7-8 months since I went there, though I can't say for sure -- my last report is up from that visit.), brought me back and sent Bianca in to see me.

Bianca was quite pretty in the face, probably a 9. She had C cup breasts with sizable nipples. Her ass was not totally toned, something she lamented to me afterwards. But, I was happy with a little meat there. She also has a brand new tattoo in the lower part of her tummy, in the area leading down to the goodies.

DT was quite busy tonight, and I got a massage before getting a TS. The massage was OK, not super -- she is very light with her touch. Once the TS opened up, we went in, and it was quite enjoyable. Haven't had one of those in a while, and I do like them quite a bit. Last time I hit up an AMP, it was too late and got no shower, not to mention a fairly unattractive old lady doing the job. Not terribly interested in ever hitting that place up again (I think it's 1413 K or something like that now). This was much better than last time.

Finally, we headed back to the room (BTW, there are nice big beds in there now, a very nice addition, IMO). Once we got there, Bianca proceeded with some more light touching (with massage cream). Eventually, it came time for the deed. After some teasing with her nice breasts and her soft hands, she finally slipped the hat on and went at it with gusto, although a little more toothy than I usually prefer. She then hopped on for some very excellent RCG, and I gave her a ride for a few minutes. She then hopped back off, and got up on all 4s. I got up on my knees and went at her pretty good. By this point, I was pretty well spent, and the deed was done. We finished the evening with some cuddling.

She also did not help me dress, but she stayed and we chatted for a while. Her English is quite good. Watch out though, fellas! She is going to "try to have a baby" in the next year! Don't do anything silly! Finally, the time came around and I got dressed and left.

All in all, a very solid performance by Miss Bianca, who apparently arrived just 2 days ago (I don't really ever believe that, as everyone always seems to get there then). She's here til she decides to leave, or someone decides that for her.

Member #4338
10-05-05, 07:38
Any girls on this site you guys recommend?

Niciod:

No...can't think of anybody. Have a nice day! :rolleyes:

Atapchee:

Great first post! Welcome to the DC board ;) Keep up the good work! Of course you'll have to go a long ways to catch up to to a seasoned veteran like Niciod with his three posts and dumbass noob questions! :rolleyes:

Peace & Love

Lax

VanDriver
10-05-05, 08:15
Koni's Island (Sorry, I originally posted to the MD log)

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I apologize for not posting this earlier, but, for some reason, I have been unable to log into the Guide.

Anyway, went to see Koni 2 Sundays ago at my favorite...CPHC. Told the SO I had to go to run errands and managed to steal away for a few hours.

Service was fantastic (as always) and she made me promise to come see her again when she returns from vacation. She is on vacation from 10/1/05 - 10/8/05. She'll be back in the office on Sunday, 10/9/05.

However, after reading the stories on std's, etc., you guys really freaked me out! I know that I am clean, but I have no idea what you other dudes have! And, with the AR tongue lashing I just received, I just hope it was covered!

Monger on fellas! Still looking for the provider with large cans and large labia!
Any word?

Dave GD
10-05-05, 14:01
USGers,

After a good recommendation from here, I decided to check out Devin's Spa. Kind of a AAMP setup with two call system, except the ladies are not asian. Nice clean place, massage table.

Maia, is a tall deep chocolate Brazilian, very attractive if you like that kind of thing, which I do. A nice sensual massge, not theraputic, but better than most AMPs by far. This is not a Full Service place, but strictly sensual massage with probably one of the nices finishes I have ever had.

Will definitely repeat.

Face = 8
Body = 7
Attitude 9

Davegdb

2much2monger
10-06-05, 00:23
Dave GD,

I see that you finally tried Devin's. I have indulged myself once more since my last posting and came out with the same smile on face. I asked for Maia again although, Leyla was certainly a great choice too. I just prefer Maia's talkative nature.

This time Maia gave me more of a sensual massage with a similar joyous ending. Maia has this great way of working on Junior while I am facing down on the table by reaching in between my legs. It is just wonderful and unusual as contact is normally made on the flip.

Anyway, it's been a while since I have been to an AMP and I may just stick with this gig for a while. Maia mentionned that she had had very few clients recently. She wasn't sure why. I told her that it must be the weather. You guys need to go sample the goodies. You should not be disappointed!


USGers,

After a good recommendation from here, I decided to check out Devin's Spa. Kind of a AAMP setup with two call system, except the ladies are not asian. Nice clean place, massage table.

Maia, is a tall deep chocolate Brazilian, very attractive if you like that kind of thing, which I do. A nice sensual massge, not theraputic, but better than most AMPs by far. This is not a Full Service place, but strictly sensual massage with probably one of the nices finishes I have ever had.

Will definitely repeat.

Face = 8
Body = 7
Attitude 9

Davegdb

southbeach
10-06-05, 05:33
Paula at CPHC

I highly reccomend. Young thin and Hot. Great Body for those who like em thin. Go for it. For those who have not tried CPHC. Clean large rooms,aroma therapy and the ladies dress the part. I have never been disappointed and I still have not met KONI.

Southbeach

DCrez
10-07-05, 03:12
I'd been meaning to see Koni for awhile, but on the advice of south beach took the plunge with Paula. Needless to say, I doubt I'll ever see Koni- not with Paula around.

As posted, young, thin, and Hot. Very playful, excellent english, seems to enjoy her job somehow.

Such a fine ass body! Good TS, not much AR (I dont care, and the hot girls are rarely into that anyway), excellent massage. DFK, DATY, CBJ, multiple positions. Quite the good time girl and very fun if she takes a liking to you.

One drawback, she cums for real very easily, and very hard. After that, she can't take a good dicking that well- too sensitive. Next time I'll probably DATY afterward and see if I can sneak in round 2. At any rate, she gets genuinely uncomfortable if you last for more than 10 minutes.

all in all a fantastic girl who makes you wonder why the hell anyone in their right mind looks at CL. Wonderful service for the money. My first time at CPHC and I agree it's head and shoulders nicer than other DC Amps. But the dual TS is a bummer, you cant get any extras with another monger 2 feet away.

Overall Paula rates a solid 10 on the AMP scales, not quite the insane hottie Lauren was- but smokin with an excellent attitude.

Enjoy gents, and treat her right, she deserves it.

Peace

Sam Says
10-07-05, 13:56
I'm going to take a chance and ask a serious question? I'm coming to nova next week and have decided to try the famous dc amps! I have one chance at some free time so which amp do I try?

Samsays

Ready
10-07-05, 16:13
Can someone verify if both Paula and Yung have just returned, or if they are new to CPHC?

From the descriptions, they both sound like the originals, and I'll be planning my next visit soon... from my experiences, both are excellant. Yung a little more on the conversation side and Paula a little better on the services... both 1st class. Once you become a regular for either, fantastic, but I would recommend sticking with one and not mixing.


I called to see if Koni was availabale but she was not. She was "vacation" till next week. I think its her monthly vacation.

I made my way over on a Tuesday evening about 8PM. I was lead into a room by the mamasan, who was not very good looking, but had nice legs. After a few minutes of waiting, Yung came in. She was dressed in a very short skirt, silver platform heals, a sequined bra and a short lab coat. I liked the lab coat touch, it made me actually think that this was a legit massage parlor. Yung is about 5'4", 115 pounds, 34B,26,36 and about 30 years old. She looks good and has a real bubbly personality.

BTW, the facilities were absolutely top rate. I am use to the AMPs in SF which are real dumps. This place looked like a real spa-like massage place.

We quickly went for a TS. The TS area has 2 tables partioned by just a curtain. There was another John getting his nads washed.

After the TS, we changed to a much larger room. She started with a nice hard deep massage. After my massage, I massaged her, much to her liking. After all that the festivities began: rimming, CBJ, CG, RCG and finished with doggie. She did not allow DATY or DFK. Overall, it was a good experience and it cost me $60/$100.

During my stay I saw a really yound, thin, hot girl, named Paula. I think I will her next.

MacGyver22
10-07-05, 16:19
I'm a Houstonian coming to visit your fair city next weekend. I was hoping that someone could steer me in the right direction for a SC (public or private - would kinda like private). I know my way around Houston (great town for SC) and would like a helping hand with DC. Please PM me with any help you may be able to offer. I will be happy to do the same if you head on down to Houston.

MacGyver22
10-07-05, 16:33
Heading up to DC this next weekend and am completely lost when it comes to SC's in your fair city. I know my way around Houston and would be happy to give any advice I could.

I've used the search button and had some luck here. I was hoping for a little more detail on some of the more 'fun' clubs - private or public. Please PM me with any help you can offer me. I'd also like info on the AMPs in the area, looking forward to a good weekend, and if I get some help, a great one!

Member #4338
10-08-05, 00:51
Heading up to DC this next weekend and am completely lost when it comes to SC's in your fair city. I know my way around Houston and would be happy to give any advice I could.

I've used the search button and had some luck here. I was hoping for a little more detail on some of the more 'fun' clubs - private or public. Please PM me with any help you can offer me. I'd also like info on the AMPs in the area, looking forward to a good weekend, and if I get some help, a great one!


Ok, you DC mongers, we have been accused in the recent past of being inhospitable (...look it up, I did...) to out-of-towners in our fair city when it comes to sharing intel. We must change our image and help guys like Mac out. For whatever reason he can't (possibly disabled) or doesn't have the time (a very busy and important person) to RTFF. Therefore, it is our job to research his question and supply the required answer. After all, the guy has posted twice, and I might add both to our board ;), so its not like he is a noobie. :rolleyes: Let's rally for old DC and show the rest of the nation that we are good guys and can help out a neighbor in need.

Mac: Hold your breath.

Lax

Travel Guy
10-08-05, 08:03
Your good !!

Lance Manion
10-08-05, 11:54
A familiar face has returned to Downtown, sexy Sarah the little spinner. You know the type, waif like body with large enhancements. Always a good companion choice (at least for me). Keep dry out there.

Lance

Aacountyman
10-08-05, 14:25
I just got back from IHC. I haven't been there in over a year but it was the closest to me and the weather sucked so that's where I went.

It was early afternoon and the place was dead. Rung the bell and mamasan came to the front. She seemed to recognize me and I told her I had seen Julie and Judy here in the past. She went into the back and out came Judy.

I couldn't believe that she was still there and she seemed to recognize me right away. During our session she asked me some questions that clued me in to the fact that she actually did remember me.

The TS was standard and the massage was great. She uses her feet for a lot of the massage which I love. She then got undressed and CBJ, CFS were had.

Standard DC fees apply and it was a good to great session. I only heard one other customer in the back area and it was not busy.

Take care.

Member #2652
10-08-05, 14:40
Mac,

This forum is a great resource and just about anything you need to know can be found by spending about 30 minutes of RTFFing. I come to DC several times year and in advance I RTFF and never need to ask foolish questions. Don't insult us by asking for an effort that you are unwilling to do.

Member 2652

Vamonger
10-08-05, 16:28
It had been a long while since I had seen Mimi (August I believe), so I figure it was time to get re-aquainted. Called ahead and reserved my gal. As I arrived mongers were coming and going at a furious pace. Fortunately my reservation was honored and Mimi appeard looking lovely as ever in a shiny green coctail dress.

In the room, I was greeted like a long, lost boyfriend. 6-8 kisses later and off to the shower. Shower was thorough, but somewhat tainted as I noticed visible mold/mildew on the rubberized mat near the head end! I told Mimi, but she seemed unphased.

The training session was spectacular. Discussions in deep, extended Asian, followed by Francais, followed by more Asian. Whew! After lots of stretching and training in various positions, we discussed her dog which finished things up. I'm pretty sure Mimi visited shangra-la at least 4 times during training.

We had a bit of time at the end, and she brought me some ice water. We had some fun 'hiding' an ice cube with each other for a few minutes. Mimi then proceedes to tell me that she MAY, emphasis on MAY, be going to a new establishment where her friend works. As she put it, TOP SECRET info. I encouraged 3 times that if she does go, to be sure to use Mimi as her working name. Please PM me if you want to know the establishment as I don't feel like making it public.

VAM

MacGyver22
10-08-05, 16:45
I forgot that the US and International parts of the site split in two. All my posts are international. I understand not devulging tons of info to a newbie, but I have been registered for years, not just posting in the US sites.

Oh well, sorry for taking up your board space and time with a request for a little help. I have had a couple of people email me with some info and ask for help in Houston, so thanks to those guys.

If Laxman or anyone else wants some info in areas that I can help with, please ask and I'll do my best.

LennP
10-08-05, 22:44
I've been registered to this forum for close to a year now. Whenever anyone asks for information the response is always rtff and you have to give the information. I have rtff and that is why I dont feel the need to post anything because I take the safe bet from others experience and have nothing to add. What is it that you weant me to contribute? Not neccesarily me but newbs in general what is it you want from us? Sometimes I have a question that has not been covered but I feel I cant ask because of my non-existent post count.

Member #2652
10-08-05, 23:59
Mac,

I too have many more posts on the international site than the USA board. I am not sure what you mean by SC's. If you mean strip clubs, forget it. Having lived in Houston before, I can tell you that nothing comes close to the great clubs in Houston. The AMPs are the great thing in DC.

Member 2652

Member #4338
10-09-05, 01:30
I forgot that the US and International parts of the site split in two. All my posts are international. I understand not devulging tons of info to a newbie, but I have been registered for years, not just posting in the US sites.

Oh well, sorry for taking up your board space and time with a request for a little help. I have had a couple of people email me with some info and ask for help in Houston, so thanks to those guys.

If Laxman or anyone else wants some info in areas that I can help with, please ask and I'll do my best.

Mac:

Exhale.

I know, dude, I know. You are actually a very seasoned and experienced INTERNATIONAL :rolleyes: monger who just happened to wander on to our humble DC board and ask a dumbass newbie question. I have to admit that I'm a bit surprised that you worldly INTERNATIONAL :rolleyes: mongers don't RTFF. Obviously, we local yokels have much to learn from you worldly travelers.

Saturday Report - Royal

I went to Happiness to get Mimi'ed (new verb - Mimi as we now know that you read the board please accept this as a compliment) but was told she was busy. Told the Mamasan that I would be back shortly and bopped next door to Royal. Linda was available so decided to get Linda'd instead. Awesome experience!!!!!!!

All you provincial DC regulars (that is not INTERNATIONAL) will know what this means. For all you worldly INTERNATIONAL mongers..........RTFF.

Over and Out

Lax

PS LoveLOS: Linda may be wavering on her nuptial commitment. Not that I had anything to do with it.

Unclejed
10-09-05, 09:09
Saturday I went downtown for some training and stretching. I asked for Julie, but was told she was "on vacation...not working no more" or something like that. A new girl names Bianca came in. She's a statuesque beauty with dark skin. She said she has been there only 5 days. She's one of the most attractive girls I've ever seen at an amp. Natural hooters, great legs, and shaved. Unfortunately, her TS skills and massage skills were way below average. Pretty good ride though. Worth the price of admission, in my opinion.

Celtic 1
10-10-05, 00:48
Hello all,

I have read many posts about the high quality of the AMPs in the Dc area. I will be traveling to DC next moth and I hope to plane a coule of visits. Now for all if you do not mind giving your advice or comments,

First, What is the expected costs for a good session at a DC AMP? Where I am from some of the ones are 60 and then the good stuff is about 100-150 extra for a hour session.

Second, Now which is your favorite AMP? I have read a lot about DT and CP but ona scale of 1 to 10 which is the best and the best experience for yoru hard earned dollar?

I know many of you have your favorite girl, One last question which is best time to go, afternoon or early evenings? Thank you for your advice and suggestions. I will post my own review when I am back from DC.

Mike