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Hey Mongers,
I am going to DC in a few weeks and want to hit up a good AMP. Just so I don't get ripped off what is the going rate for:
Good places near Metro stop?
Door fee$?
BJ$?
Full service$?
Either post or PM me. I will give a highly detailed feedback report when I return!
Da Bone!
Dc Travel 2003
06-28-05, 22:43
They had Porn Star Legends night and Caremel was ther. WOW! She is beautiful and put on one hell of a show. Is this Caramel from Panama who used to be a porn star but is now a dancer i hear. If so, do you know how long in DC for?
Sierra Nike
Regular Member
Reports: 15 Caramel from Panama??
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Originally Posted by Sierra Nike
Is this Caramel from Panama who used to be a porn star but is now a dancer i hear. If so, do you know how long in DC for?
Sierra Nike, Yep! Thats the one. But I never heard she was done with the movies, DAYUM!
Anyway gents,
just back from being servcced by Kreme from CL located in College Park. Very good service for $60. Just what I was looking for. Aparently her location was filled with working women. She gave great CBJ then missionary with the big finish from behind.
On my way back I took Rhode Island back towards DT and saw atleast 5 SWs giving me the look. This was while leaving College Park and before arriving to DC.
Be safe.
Marlo
Greetings,
FYI, there is a new section in the Forum specifically for posting reviews of Craigslist advertisers.
Please look for this new section in the Forum's Table of Contents, under "Craigslist Reviews"
Thanks,
Jackson
jericho123
06-29-05, 09:58
Visited DT yesterday afternoon for the first time in about a year. Nice to see they cleaned up the stairway a bit. Of course, didn't recognize anyone there, but I was happy to see that the girls were much more beatiful than any stableful I've seen there in a long time. Great new crop!?!?
I ended up with Ming (?), who was fairly tall for a Korean (maybe 5'8") and in her early 20s, with mid-length hair and fair skin. Very gentle disposition and delicate hands. She's been at DT for a week, and in the U.S. for only a year. Her English was quite a barrier, and she seemed almost nervous about how to broach the subject of whether I was there for anything besides a nice rubdown. I finally figured out that her asking me whether I was going back to work was her way of getting at the question. Also, as we were fumbling to communicate, I asked her if I could stay and touch her, and since she was fine with that I peeled off some Jacksons and then we started to understand one another better.
She actually seemed to spend a long time on the massage part, with slow but effective hands. Very relaxing. When we got down to Man-Woman business, she was great. Not too much of a faker, very compliant with whatever I wanted, cheerful about it all, and a Totally Beautiful Body. I finished with a rip-roaring session of DS--she didn't seem to mind me leaving handprints on her hips.
I would definitely recommend Ming for as long as she's around.
Loopy..LL..I do believe that there is a change blowing through all of our lives. I have felt the sentiments that robo wrote about for a while hence my inability to meet up all the time. I have kept myself busy after looking deep inside of myself. I still look forward to our gatherings as we tend to meet the most interesting people (who could forget the rap master wanna be who tried to take on the infamous dj dr loopy that night in C-Town).
DBONN..RTFF !!!
After viewing most of the recent photos posted on the gallery; might I recommend not eating beforehand.:)
Mighty Spearsman
06-29-05, 11:51
Hey Mongers,
I am going to DC in a few weeks and want to hit up a good AMP. Just so I don't get ripped off what is the going rate for:
Good places near Metro stop?
Door fee$?
BJ$?
Full service$?
Either post or PM me. I will give a highly detailed feedback report when I return!
Da Bone!
Shame on you! After posting over 60 posts, you should know better than to write such a post, especially on the DC board where there is an "AMP Indexes" thread that will answer all of your questions.
Now that I've calmed down:
* Supra Spa is about 50 yards walking distance from the Dupont Circle stop on the Metro RED line - take the 'Dupont Circle' exit, not the Q Street exit.
* Downtown Spa is close to the McPherson Square exit.
* Sun Club at 6th & G (home of the famous 'Pink') is one block from Gallery Place-Chinatown exit (take the 7th St exit).
* Happiness Spa (524 10th St NW) and Royal Spa (520 10th St NW) are less than 2 blocks from the Metro Center stop - 11th Street exit.
* CPHC is about 30 yards from the Cleveland Park stop on the Metro RED line.
Many other spas (though not all) are walking distance from a Metro stop.
The going rate is $60 for the house fee for a full hour, plus a $100 tip to the young lady's college fund.
Now, put on your glasses and RTFF! especially on page 2 of the "AMP Indexes" section.
Can anyone tell me which k and l street everyone is talking about? Last time I was in dc, I stayed at the super 8 on new york ave, and lucked out, because there were a few hanging around the hotel, but I was in town this past weekend and no luck. The only action I saw on K or L street were a bunch of trans. This was near a bank of america Ithink in the Sw area.I'm not familiar with DC, and there is more than one K and L street.NE, NW, SE, which one?
For 2 days in a row I have visited King Tan. Yesterday I was there at Noon and again around 7pm. Today I stopped at 1pm and again at 6pm. No answer at the door. There are no hours posted. Does anyone know what the story is? I was there a few weeks ago with Jackee and had a decent session...and a few weeks before that an even better session with another girl. Would like another try, but they don't seem to want my business.
Dc Travel 2003
06-30-05, 08:21
Can anyone tell me which k and l street everyone is talking about? Last time I was in dc, I stayed at the super 8 on new york ave, and lucked out, because there were a few hanging around the hotel, but I was in town this past weekend and no luck. The only action I saw on K or L street were a bunch of trans. This was near a bank of america Ithink in the Sw area.I'm not familiar with DC, and there is more than one K and L street.NE, NW, SE, which one?DC is very easy. The US capital is the intersection of the 4 quadrants. Almost everything in DC is in NW. And yes, there are 4 K streets (one in each quad).
Best SW are at K & L streets between 16th & 13th, NW. L is one-way though.
Some BSW are on K between 4th and 9th but also she some trannies. Lastly if you take L all the way east, it turns in NY Ave which was were you were.
DC Streets:
Numbers (i.e. 13th, 16th) are north-south direction
Letters (i.e. K, L) are east-west direction
States (i.e. Vermont, Rhode Island) are diagonal
If you are downtown, you are in NW. Best markers are Hilton on 16th & K, and firehouse on 13th and L. Good luck.
Granreserva
06-30-05, 10:02
Onexxxva, in case you haven't RTFF, the K and L referred to in this forum is in NW.
Crash, I too had the same problem at King Tan about two weeks ago. No answer, both times I went there.
REPORT: Finally, FINALLY hit it last night on the loop. Nice night (once the rain stopped) with plenty of talent walking around by the time I hit the street at 1:30. Lots of WSWs, BSWs, and one Asian chick, but judging by the mustache, not the beauty everyone here had seen a week or so ago. Anyway, instead of following the car parade in endless circles (LE was everywhere), I tried my luck on foot and within 5 minutes was on my way to that flop house down 14th with a WSW named, "Natasha," or as she told me later, "sometimes I go by Madison." She's blonde, thin, and about 6'1" in heels. She's local, and is only on the loop to find clientele for permanent business that keeps her off the loop. For a walker, she dresses like any other white chick going out to a bar for a beer – tight jeans, normal looking heels, and a top - not the ho-gear you typically find on her loop peers; it’s the discrete look that got my attention.
Good time, with the usual stuff in a hurried fashion – CBJ that was quite good, followed by a cg ride that about tore my dick off.
Got her number, and will absolutely see this one again. She hangs at a local NW DC bar (not the one that we don’t mention in this forum) every night, hoping to find Gentle-Mongers there. PM me for details.
GranDC
Rickytickytock
06-30-05, 12:30
Fine, I'll say it since no one else has. RTFF! For the love of God man some of my own posts have specifically referenced numerical as well as alphabetical streets. LL has made some clear as day references to specific bars and other loop related activities with specific numerical and alphabetical streets. Please, please, please, take 10 minutes, grab a Diet Coke, and RTFF.
Cheesemaker
06-30-05, 12:55
Can anyone tell me which k and l street everyone is talking about? Last time I was in dc, I stayed at the super 8 on new york ave, and lucked out, because there were a few hanging around the hotel, but I was in town this past weekend and no luck. The only action I saw on K or L street were a bunch of trans. This was near a bank of america Ithink in the Sw area.I'm not familiar with DC, and there is more than one K and L street.NE, NW, SE, which one?Oneball,
Did you try the search function yet? How about searching the 2000-2004 archives for the thread "K street" (in quotes). I just did and found all the info you would need. All you need is some of the key cross streets and a map.
But since I'm feeling nice, I'll hold your hand and tell you the big secret about having a 100% guaranteed gfe with a dc sw.
In order to cut down on crime downtown, the city has forced all sws to register with the police. Their old pimps have been virtually eradicated. The rsult is that now, for all intents and purposes, the police act as their pimps. This might seem counterintuitive at first, but we DC mongers absolutely love it. All you have to do is find any cop in downtown DC flag him down and tell him you want to pay a woman for sex. Don't worry about beating around the bush. He'll know exactly where and to whom you need to go. He might even take you there himself.
I hope this helps. Now be sure and report back about your experience.
Mighty Spearsman
06-30-05, 13:05
Can anyone tell me which K and L Streets everyone is talking about? Last time I was in DC, I stayed at the Super 8 on New York Ave, and lucked out, because there were a few hanging around the hotel, but I was in town this past weekend and no luck. The only action I saw on K or L street were a bunch of trans. This was near a Bank of America, I think in the Sw area. I'm not familiar with DC, and there is more than one K and L street. NE, NW, SE, which one?
K and L Streets, NW (that's Northwest), primarily between 12th & 16th Streets, NW. Please be careful, as LE is often lurking nearby.
If you can't find any decent SWs, there's always:
* Archibald's (strip club) on K Street, NW (near 15th?)
* the Downtown AMP at 1018 Vermont Ave, NW, 4th floor, between K and L, near 15th Street, NW, consistently rated as one of the top 2 or 3 AMPs in DC; telephone 202-347-5080
* Sky Spa, a fairly new AMP at 1413 K Street, NW, lower level; telephone 202-408-8908
* GHS, an AMP located on a back alley that's named 1333 Green Court, NW, enter on L Street, NW between 13th & 14th Streets, NW; telephone 202-898-4110. This place often runs a $10 off coupon in the Washington Post.
Good luck! and be sure to post a report of your experiences.
I was skimming the TheER board and I came across a thread that claims Sun Club was busted this past Friday at 10:30 p.m.
They guys over there called Bullshit claiming that general intel suggests otherwise. Can anyone shed light on this?
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Dc Travel 2003
06-30-05, 19:54
Anyone know if Sun club got busted? Talk on other board says it did.
Yo Boner, remember me? :D
D Boner somone whom I am definately not surprised is asking stupid-ass newbie questions. I have had to call him down twice previously on other boards... I seriously question his credibility and twice before I have requested he post a reply establishing his cred, but they were never forthcoming. I did get a third-grade-level snappy comeback on one of them, so maybe there is hope. OK BONER, ONCE AGAIN, I lay down the challenge: Read the Spearsman's kind reply and heed his words, then establish you are for real by posting that "highly detailed feedback report" you promise. Guess it should hit the board sometime in July? I'll be watching...
Turtle, I know your badge number is off limits, but can you get D Bonn's so we can put it in the archives?
Yes, Spearguy, he should fucking know better, and YES you are STILL waaaay too nice. WWTMD?
BTW-can you get FS at any DC AMPS??? I read the forum and can't figure that one out? You guys are sooooo secretive, nobody shares and you are so mean to outsiders. :(
OTOH - I give 1xxxx some slack because it is pretty obvious he had no clue about how DC is laid out. Hell, until Nike spelled it out, I didn't think there was any fucking rhyme or reason in the street layout of DC. :p To me, DC is one big traffic circle nightmare with spokes going in random directions.
GranMarnier - Check your PM... Still looking for alternatives to the bar we don't mention here. Probably be the site of the next RT for retired WSG seniors-if the place is large enough to hold them all that is... ;)
Anybody wishing to read some genuine LL field fiction needs to tune your browser to the following channels: Raleigh NC, the Youngsville AMP and Richmond VA...
LoveLOS
Rickytickytock
07-01-05, 01:35
D-Bonerbrain. Hmm, spidey-senses tingling. Chief Ramsey, is that you!? Are you looking for that car between K and L? No, you fool, I told you I parked it next to Jose Guillen's ride at RFK. What do you mean the parking lot is not secure? Whoopsie...
Been busy with work related events (some too sad to mention, I might add) but have done a fair amount of homework for those interested on some things soon to affect Mongering activities in PG/DC. Stay tuned kiddies.
Oh, and another thing, my real name is John Glichrist and I'm henceforth going to do all of my mongering in the Cleveland/Las Vegas area for the Summer. NBDL here I come!
Finally got a chance to see Mimi at Happiness last night. WOW is all I have to say. What a woman, both playful and affectionate. Treat this girl right boys.
Great TS with plenty of teasing on the backside in preparation for later. Back in the room, its a brief massage (only because we were ready to go) followed by AR with gusto. I mean she must have had her tongue back there for at least 15 minutes. It was GREAT!
On the flip, animated cbj with 69 in various positions. Nice trim. All this leading to an energetic cowgirl ride that had me busting a crazy nut.
Looks wise Mimi is pretty, not drop dead gorgeous, but solidly pretty. This chick is very sexy and sweet. She also has a little extra meat on her bones but totally in a good way with curves in all the right places and some C maybe D cups.
A hearty recommendation and I hope to repeat soon. I hardly even felt the $1.6 which was money well spent.
BTW, this has all been a figment of my imagination.
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On another note, does anyone have suggestions for true spinners who provide great service at a reasonable rate. I'm talking girls 5'0" and under, and weighing no more than 100 lbs.
Please post or PM.
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I concur with GotWoody, WTF is going on with the photo gallery! YE GADS!!!!
On my way frm College Park from a failed attempt to get with a provider from CL 2 nights ago (forgive the delay in my posting). I ran across 2 BSW on Rhode island on my drive back from College Park. I spoked one and the other came to the door and she got in. After she got in her partner got in. Did the standard "Johnny Law" screening. Asked .4 for CBJ. While we did the dew, her “sister” began to kiss my neck and let me stick as many fingers as I could get up in her since she had no panties under her skirt.
Normally I am very cautious as to having 2 in my car because I fear getting robbed. Even though I had secured my valuables prior to the pick up (standard for me) it still took me a while to feel comfortable to get hard and focus on getting the deed done. But, all came out just fine.
Stay Safe,
Marlo
Both are fun and have a time and place.
But, not together. Please watch out for, and don't be a, Fire Water driver. There are more fatal accidents on the Fireworks weekend than New Years.
Heading to DC this evening for fireworks, but not the Fireworks on the Mall. 1818 NY Ave is the first AMP when driving. Supra has class, but bad parking, Downtown - so many steps, Sun might win if the MCI is not busy.
Lets all be back safe Tuesday.
Visited Sun yesterday 7/1. Saw one Lucy. Plain, TS disappointing no attn to AR. No AR. Massage too hard. Will not repeat.
Previous visit a week or so back had michelle. Nice experience in looks and performance, but she on vacation now and PINK was out, thus my unhappy meet with Lucy.
DT earlier in the week, had Sasha. Picked her from a lineup of 9! Looked ok, but teeth crooked. Body 9, performance 7. May repeat because of facination with pettit providers.
Many happy endings
I'm from the Bluegrass am planning a visit to VA and DC in the near future. Unfortunately, due to LE crackdowns, virtually all cracks are down in the Derby City. It's gone from monger heaven to no enchiladas within the last 6 minths.
Bill88, what time of day were 9 available at DT?
I've been lurking for a year and would like to contribute, as I have been encouraged to so by another member. The tips I've gotten from this forum have been priceless. Even though I am fond of the AMPs, I went by the loop around 11:30pm last night. I saw 4 WSWs, none of which were anything special. One was a BBW (obese) who would have to pay me to pick her up. Unfortunately, I imagine someone probably picked her up. Went home after that.
Today, I went to GHS and was given Ming (?). She is about a 7 in the looks department. 5'6", 115#, 28yo, natural C cup, flat stomach, smoking hot little body! It was kind of awkward at first and she tried to get me to admit it was my first time there, but I stayed the course as if I was a seasoned pro (which I am becoming).
Things warmed up during the TS and sauna and she became friendly and seemed willing to please. The massage was OK and then I gave her a massage, which was fun because she has beautiful, soft skin. For the main event, no DATY was allowed, the CBJ was subpar,and she used too much lube. Then it was "hurry up and finish," which I did, but not before dogging her in several positions. No cuddling afterward and had to dress myself. Attitude = 8, service = 6. Would repeat if she were the only one available.
Peace out.
Midnight88
07-02-05, 22:59
Greetings brothers. I decided to take a break for about 6 months. Had to go to Taiwan and the Philipinnes, and got the fever for the flavor again! Just got back.
Last fall, I had established a regular visit to DC Latina in Montgomery County. But all of a sudden the phones started going unanswered. Anyone know what became of it? Was a good deal at $ for 3o mins of quality action. (Haven't done the search yet to see. Sorry.)
I have been doing recon of some strip joints:
Stardust at intersection of Rt 450 and 410 in MD. Solid girls. Pricey lapdance at .30, but at least you can get one in the day time. Topless, but bottoms worn. I am not aware of any other places that you can do that in the area. I have been fishing for private shows. No joy. Favorites: Keisha, Baby Girl, Dynasty and Overtime.
Crystal City Restaurant. Absolutely the hottest chicks in the area. Drinks are reasonable. No cover charge. You can get good food. And they have FREE WIRELESS INTERNET! There is one chick, Tommy, who is built like an absolute stallion. The kind that you would raid the Black money pot to get a shot at. The only draw back is the annoying cycle the dancers work on. The dance on a front stage for about 4 mins, walk the crowd for dollars (and it is a "hand it to them". No garter belts...very sterile. Then dance for 4 minutes on the back stage. Then walk the crowd again. In one hour, it gets a little old. But there are a lot of girls.
Mile High Club just opened up off of Branch ave headed away from DC. It is owned by the same guys who own Stardust. Nice club, but few chicks dancing so far. One dancer from Stardust was there-Dynasty. We lap danced at Stardust (which is out in the open) before. We lap danced for .3 and she went wild. It is semi-secluded there. Kind of like two booths in the back of the club. No door. She gave the DFK, and put my hand on her crotch (totally nude lap dances here.) Next thing you know I work the clit and she (and I) have a happy ending. There is a door guy there, and he started to get a little suspicious due to the time we were back there (Needed 3 songs to work our magic). Have not been able to follow up to see if I can get a repeat. But i do have the digits.
Did go to eros to see if I could cure my case of yellow fever. Found Pink ( a Korean) (Not sure if it is the same one of AMP fame.) No stress. Has a place in Tysons. For $$, shower CBJ, and multiple postions. No rush, but I did go during a slow day. YMMV. Nice rack and pretty face. All in all an 8 that I can see going to 9 or 10 based on building report. I do plan to go back.
Haven't been on the loop for a while, but i found the walk up to be a better proposition than playing RacerX on the track. Found Kandy way back. Would sometimes do the flop hgouse on 14th, or sometimes back at her place in Laurel. Issue was it was $$ in Laurel, and 1.2 in DC. Less risk in laurel though. Anyway, punched those digits only to find that they don't work. She used to advertise on eros. Not there anymore either. Any clues would be appreciated.
It;s good t be back, and i tell you what, this board is AWESOME.
I just did two weeks in Va Beach, Portsmouth, and Norfolk. Low power effort. Spent most of my time hanging out in Philipinno Bars and strip clubs. But I can give anyone headed that way some situational awareness (SA). The threads on this board from that area are pretty good. I just didn't have the time to exploit.
Does anyone know where I can find some Filippina action in DC? That would be HUGE!
Midnight
The colors in our flag are red white, and blue, and do not run. I think that if you add red and blue colors together, and then lighten that combination with white, to lighten it a bit, you have pink. That may may be far out in leftfield, but it lead me to try some fireworks with Pink at Sun. Fireworks for the nearing fourth seamed to be patriotic.
Called about 3 PM and was told that Pink was on her way to work, and was expected at about 4:30, something about being delayed in traffic. So made an appointment for 5 PM. That is an often discussed topic. Many believe that if you try to set up an appointment at 5 PM for a medium pizza with a toping of a 1962 Ford Pinto bumper, most places state yes that is "An Appointment." Who knows?
Over the years, I have found that a sincere discusion will generally result as a winner. So at 5PM, Mr Boh found a close parking spot and started up the stairs. It is without any doubt that every month, those buildings, without elevators, add one or two extra steps, when nobody is watching.
Moma Son had a cordial greeting, knew exactly who was coming at 5 PM, and who he was to see. Thats one point for Sun. However, Pink had called in and was to be a bit late. Offered a nice air conditioned room and a coke, which was courteous. Moma Son asked if I would be happy to try Candy. Candy is one very well put together young lady. Hot body that looked like about a natural 36D, and very exciting expression. Tempting, but that was not the objective.
About 1/2 hour later, Candy said Pink would arrive in about 10 minutes and offered to start the TS. Better idea at the time was a walk down to Burger King. Asked if Moma Son or Cady wanted a sandwhich. Brought back three, including one for Pink. That kindness must have been appreciated, because it was well rewarded later.
Got back with the grub and wet back to my room, which did have excellant AC. Pink had arrived, and was still dressed for travel. She looked like perhaps a junior in collage. Not a look that would attract an immediate second look, but after the third look would keep anybody with an appeciation for a plain beutifull look, still thinking of another way to state that, for much longer. So right then, she changes from her subway student attire, into the wicked evil big city outfit for an AMP. By then, I was still sitting there with everything on that I came in wearing. That is a first for me. The lady gets comfortable, while I wear everything that I came in with still on.
Off to the TS. No soner into the room, than off comes the wicked evil big city outfit. Not the best TS ever, particularly after we had talked about the great methods of BeBe at Sun, or Sunny at Arikota. But the meticulous attention to darkside, led to expectations that would be fulfilled. Yes, it was worth a repeat.
Back in the room the lights wend down, and a sexy little pink dress was descarded by Pink. Thought I'd let her take the lead and set the pace. Was instructed to place this old body face up! That is a bit new. Then there was an immediate translation into covered french. Still a neat trick. That removed any doubts about our ultimate destination, only which route would followed, and if visas might be needed for any stopovers.
After proper state of attention had been achieved, it was a flip down, for a good, but not earthshaking process of muscle trainging. DC does not permit AMP. Our route incleded a wonderfull layover in the Pacific Rim. Very much far from the shortest route to a destination, but most worthy of another trip.
After another flip, to the upside, we spend a good 1/2 hour practed translated french. Got to thinking that we were nearing the hour. Pink made it very clear that time would not be a factor. Moma Son and Candy were busy with the Burger King takeout.
Watching a lady ride cowgirl, rather than the British side sadle, is exceeded only by doing it. It was as good as it gets. Multiple positions and back to French. Time was not a factor.
After we had satisfied each other, Pink was a meticulous help in the clean up. Then, with still no knock on the door we just talked. Explained that there was no Mrs Boh. Up arrose Pink, and said she would be right back. Being on a roll, why not. She brought me a little box, that is entirely in Korean. She explained that it is an emergency type medication to take if suspecting a heart attack or a stroke. She explained that without a Mrs Boh, this might be needed. That knocked my socks off.. Can not read a word in Korean, but will see if the internet will help.
In looking back at Sun recently, I have noticed several postings that are not all that favorable and mixed remarks about Pink. This has to be a great example of YMMV.
Will return, for sure. Would not be the first time to fully lost in seing what is right in front, and looks clear, but I see Pink as not the best at any one task, but a young lady who totally has her act together, making a decent sum of money, and working toward a full, meaningfull life.
SAN FRANCISCO, July 1 - Federal agents raided scores of brothels and businesses and arrested more than two dozen people here in the dismantling of an international sex trafficking and human smuggling ring that lured Korean women to the United States and forced them to work as captive prostitutes, the authorities said on Friday.
The crackdown on human smuggling was set in motion late on Thursday, when about 400 federal and state law enforcement officials searched 50 brothels and other businesses in San Francisco and the Bay Area, stemming from the indictment of 29 men who were subsequently charged with sex trafficking, money laundering and harboring illegal aliens. The men are also charged with conspiracy to transport women from South Korea and force them to work as prostitutes, said the United States attorney, Kevin V. Ryan.
The arrests here, along with the arrests of 18 people in Los Angeles in a related case, stem from a nine-month investigation by federal, state and local law enforcement agents looking into a human smuggling and sex trafficking ring that the authorities said may be one of the largest and most sophisticated ever.
"This investigation is aimed at stopping the horrific, demeaning and oftentimes brutal practice of smuggling and trafficking of human beings," Mr. Ryan said at a law enforcement press conference on Friday.
During the raids in San Francisco on Thursday, federal agents found about 100 Korean women, who have been taken to an undisclosed nondetention facility to receive medical care and participate in interviews. The agents also seized at least $2 million in cash and several A.T.M.'s and shuttered about a dozen massage parlor brothels.
In a separate but related investigation, the authorities also charged 23 people in Los Angeles.
In Los Angeles 46 women were escorted out of brothels on Thursday and to safety, the authorities said. The authorities said they believed that the San Francisco and Los Angeles operations, although separate businesses, worked in tandem to transport the women.
The cases, investigated by numerous government agencies including the F.B.I., the Internal Revenue Service, immigration and customs enforcement agencies, and the local police, were discussed at separate press conferences on Friday, one here and one in Los Angeles.
Some of the 29 men charged in San Francisco appeared in federal court on Friday. The authorities said they did not yet know whether the defendants are Korean, but all but one man are of Asian descent. The authorities singled out two people they said were major players in the trafficking scheme, Young Joon Yang, 37, and Sung Yong Kim, 39, each charged with two counts of sex trafficking, along with other charges including fraud and coercion.
The indictment in San Francisco said that from September 2001 to October 2004 the defendants "recruited and enticed female Korean nationals to illegally enter the United States." The women, in their 20's, were held captive and forced to work as prostitutes.
The indictment also said that between Feb. 22 and June 23, 2005, the defendants operated a taxi company and a travel agency, both used to transport the women. The taxi company often transported women from brothel to brothel, and in some cases the cabs were used to move women from San Francisco to Los Angeles, an F.B.I. spokeswoman said. The travel agency made international and interstate transport possible. The women were typically flown from an undisclosed location in South Korea to Canada and then to San Francisco.
Brad Schlozman, acting assistant attorney general for the Civil Rights Division of the Justice Department, called the operation "morally repugnant and a truly evil crime" and "a modern-day form of slavery."
At the press briefing in Los Angeles on Friday, the United States attorney, Debra Wong Yang, said that the brothels were concealed by supposedly legitimate massage parlors and that the women were managed by what she called an underground Korean taxi service.
Scotman,
Believe it was 6.30 pm on a weekday.
Well Gents,
Hung out tonight at the club looking to pick up some leg on my game alone…no joy. I was in dire need of some leg so I swoop by DT to see if they are open late. The light was on but once I got to the door they said they were closed. Now I was forced to pick a SW. I had a taste fr some white meat so I finally came across this 9.5! HOT! But she wont even come to my cr because like always, she suspects I am “Johnny LAW”. After about 2 hours of RacerX, I finally run across this lovely BSW that I have seen several times before but she is never on the street long enough for me to finish one loop to catch back up with her…until this morning. While running from “Johnny LAW” she directs me to meet her around the corner. She gets in, asks for $125 (includes a slum hotel on 14th) I agree. She is easily a 10 on anyone’s scale. Black/Vietnamese, she has beautiful, jet black locks of hair and a wonderful body. She gives CBJ and any position I asked for. Since I was on that vitamins V, my tour with her was extended. A wonderful time! Her name is Chyna and I have a contact number for those of you interested. Next time I will take some Pics!
Be safe,
Marlo
Trick Williams
07-04-05, 10:45
I went out Friday(7-1-05) night on the loop and scored with a nice phat ass BSW by the name of Bell. I was worried at first because her ass is really huge and I kinda started to doubt my "johnson" skills. I took her to a spot off of 14th street.Got hard as shit from her CBJ skills and slayed her ass real good. I hit it doggystyle and her ass was jigglin like shit. I'm usually long winded but the ass was so phat I only lasted 15min as oppose to my 30min and up. When I bang from the back, I like to hit it hard. She asked me to stop a couple time cause I was hitting it too hard and that she had a sensitive clit. Man! was she a screamer. She had a tight pussy too which is kinda rare when dealing with someone as thick as she was. I finished my film with her and will post pics of her and other SW's Ive been with the past couple months. I also went out on Saturday (7-2-05) night and man o man was it dead. I got to the loop around 1am and stayed until 4am and didnt see shit. I saw a couple of WSW but thats it. LE was everywhere. Maybe it was dead because of the holiday but I was really surpried cause its never been that dead before on a Saturday. Stay tooned for pics.
Has anyone tried http://www.elitedcescorts.com/
Any opinions? Rates seem decent
ILikeOranges
07-04-05, 14:12
The stardust used to be a LOT better. About a year ago 2 people were shot inside that place. Me and a few of my buddies used to be regulars, when I used to work out close to where it is. We usually trek to the Wagon Wheel in Baltimore - easy to get to, BYOB - generally a cool place. If you go early (like 8PM) there are girls shakin' it and it's not crowded. Generally the girls are hot.
GotTheFever
07-04-05, 14:26
Does anyone know if Pepsi is still around at GHS?
Haven't been in a while and haven't seen anything about her on here.
Thx
Cheesemaker
07-04-05, 15:46
Jiznight88,
Check out www.latinasindc.com. I've never tried it. But it looks like a similar or the same operation. Deborah from DC Latinas is also there.
Greetings brothers. I decided to take a break for about 6 months. Had to go to Taiwan and the Philipinnes, and got the fever for the flavor again! Just got back.
Last fall, I had established a regular visit to DC Latina in Montgomery County. But all of a sudden the phones started going unanswered. Anyone know what became of it? Was a good deal at $ for 3o mins of quality action. (Haven't done the search yet to see. Sorry.)
I have been doing recon of some strip joints:
Stardust at intersection of Rt 450 and 410 in MD. Solid girls. Pricey lapdance at .30, but at least you can get one in the day time. Topless, but bottoms worn. I am not aware of any other places that you can do that in the area. I have been fishing for private shows. No joy. Favorites: Keisha, Baby Girl, Dynasty and Overtime.
Crystal City Restaurant. Absolutely the hottest chicks in the area. Drinks are reasonable. No cover charge. You can get good food. And they have FREE WIRELESS INTERNET! There is one chick, Tommy, who is built like an absolute stallion. The kind that you would raid the Black money pot to get a shot at. The only draw back is the annoying cycle the dancers work on. The dance on a front stage for about 4 mins, walk the crowd for dollars (and it is a "hand it to them". No garter belts...very sterile. Then dance for 4 minutes on the back stage. Then walk the crowd again. In one hour, it gets a little old. But there are a lot of girls.
Mile High Club just opened up off of Branch ave headed away from DC. It is owned by the same guys who own Stardust. Nice club, but few chicks dancing so far. One dancer from Stardust was there-Dynasty. We lap danced at Stardust (which is out in the open) before. We lap danced for .3 and she went wild. It is semi-secluded there. Kind of like two booths in the back of the club. No door. She gave the DFK, and put my hand on her crotch (totally nude lap dances here.) Next thing you know I work the clit and she (and I) have a happy ending. There is a door guy there, and he started to get a little suspicious due to the time we were back there (Needed 3 songs to work our magic). Have not been able to follow up to see if I can get a repeat. But i do have the digits.
Did go to eros to see if I could cure my case of yellow fever. Found Pink ( a Korean) (Not sure if it is the same one of AMP fame.) No stress. Has a place in Tysons. For $$, shower CBJ, and multiple postions. No rush, but I did go during a slow day. YMMV. Nice rack and pretty face. All in all an 8 that I can see going to 9 or 10 based on building report. I do plan to go back.
Haven't been on the loop for a while, but i found the walk up to be a better proposition than playing RacerX on the track. Found Kandy way back. Would sometimes do the flop hgouse on 14th, or sometimes back at her place in Laurel. Issue was it was $$ in Laurel, and 1.2 in DC. Less risk in laurel though. Anyway, punched those digits only to find that they don't work. She used to advertise on eros. Not there anymore either. Any clues would be appreciated.
It;s good t be back, and i tell you what, this board is AWESOME.
I just did two weeks in Va Beach, Portsmouth, and Norfolk. Low power effort. Spent most of my time hanging out in Philipinno Bars and strip clubs. But I can give anyone headed that way some situational awareness (SA). The threads on this board from that area are pretty good. I just didn't have the time to exploit.
Does anyone know where I can find some Filippina action in DC? That would be HUGE!
Midnight
Trick Williams
07-04-05, 23:45
Well Gents,
Hung out tonight at the club looking to pick up some leg on my game alone…no joy. I was in dire need of some leg so I swoop by DT to see if they are open late. The light was on but once I got to the door they said they were closed. Now I was forced to pick a SW. I had a taste fr some white meat so I finally came across this 9.5! HOT! But she wont even come to my cr because like always, she suspects I am “Johnny LAW”. After about 2 hours of RacerX, I finally run across this lovely BSW that I have seen several times before but she is never on the street long enough for me to finish one loop to catch back up with her…until this morning. While running from “Johnny LAW” she directs me to meet her around the corner. She gets in, asks for $125 (includes a slum hotel on 14th) I agree. She is easily a 10 on anyone’s scale. Black/Vietnamese, she has beautiful, jet black locks of hair and a wonderful body. She gives CBJ and any position I asked for. Since I was on that vitamins V, my tour with her was extended. A wonderful time! Her name is Chyna and I have a contact number for those of you interested. Next time I will take some Pics!
Be safe,
MarloI have had the SW your talking about. She has a sick body and is one of the better looking SW's out there. However I was able to get her for $80 for a CBJ and doggystyle. I try not to pay over $80 when dealing with these hoes.
Greetings brothers. I decided to take a break for about 6 months. Had to go to Taiwan and the Philipinnes, and got the fever for the flavor again! Just got back.
Last fall, I had established a regular visit to DC Latina in Montgomery County. But all of a sudden the phones started going unanswered. Anyone know what became of it? Was a good deal at $ for 3o mins of quality action. (Haven't done the search yet to see. Sorry.)
I have been doing recon of some strip joints:
Stardust at intersection of Rt 450 and 410 in MD. Solid girls. Pricey lapdance at .30, but at least you can get one in the day time. Topless, but bottoms worn. I am not aware of any other places that you can do that in the area. I have been fishing for private shows. No joy. Favorites: Keisha, Baby Girl, Dynasty and Overtime.
Crystal City Restaurant. Absolutely the hottest chicks in the area. Drinks are reasonable. No cover charge. You can get good food. And they have FREE WIRELESS INTERNET! There is one chick, Tommy, who is built like an absolute stallion. The kind that you would raid the Black money pot to get a shot at. The only draw back is the annoying cycle the dancers work on. The dance on a front stage for about 4 mins, walk the crowd for dollars (and it is a "hand it to them". No garter belts...very sterile. Then dance for 4 minutes on the back stage. Then walk the crowd again. In one hour, it gets a little old. But there are a lot of girls.
Mile High Club just opened up off of Branch ave headed away from DC. It is owned by the same guys who own Stardust. Nice club, but few chicks dancing so far. One dancer from Stardust was there-Dynasty. We lap danced at Stardust (which is out in the open) before. We lap danced for .3 and she went wild. It is semi-secluded there. Kind of like two booths in the back of the club. No door. She gave the DFK, and put my hand on her crotch (totally nude lap dances here.) Next thing you know I work the clit and she (and I) have a happy ending. There is a door guy there, and he started to get a little suspicious due to the time we were back there (Needed 3 songs to work our magic). Have not been able to follow up to see if I can get a repeat. But i do have the digits.
Did go to eros to see if I could cure my case of yellow fever. Found Pink ( a Korean) (Not sure if it is the same one of AMP fame.) No stress. Has a place in Tysons. For $$, shower CBJ, and multiple postions. No rush, but I did go during a slow day. YMMV. Nice rack and pretty face. All in all an 8 that I can see going to 9 or 10 based on building report. I do plan to go back.
Haven't been on the loop for a while, but i found the walk up to be a better proposition than playing RacerX on the track. Found Kandy way back. Would sometimes do the flop hgouse on 14th, or sometimes back at her place in Laurel. Issue was it was $$ in Laurel, and 1.2 in DC. Less risk in laurel though. Anyway, punched those digits only to find that they don't work. She used to advertise on eros. Not there anymore either. Any clues would be appreciated.
It;s good t be back, and i tell you what, this board is AWESOME.
I just did two weeks in Va Beach, Portsmouth, and Norfolk. Low power effort. Spent most of my time hanging out in Philipinno Bars and strip clubs. But I can give anyone headed that way some situational awareness (SA). The threads on this board from that area are pretty good. I just didn't have the time to exploit.
Does anyone know where I can find some Filippina action in DC? That would be HUGE!
Midnight
If you go to almost any lap dance club just ask for their number or give them yours, there's always several girls availible for take out or daytime action, especially Overtime who is well known, ask if there's any other clubs they dance at that's more private, if you're tipping they'll tell you. since you're a squid go by club 55 in dc. you should be able to get some intel there.
Midnight88
07-05-05, 05:57
Cheese and Wise,
Thanks for the good scoop.
Club 55 has really gone down. I pop in there every 3 months or so. Loved it when Capuccino was there.
Re: Stardust, I find it to be pretty calm, despite the shooting last year. I have been working the digits/club piece. Haven't cracked the code yet.
If any of you ran throught the Rogue in DC, Silk is out and about. The take out is nice.
Jack B Nimble
07-05-05, 09:33
We should be careful if the Feds are involved, obviously. But not clear to what extent the DC AMPs are linked in this.
One item from a news story interesting, though:
The indictment does not specify whether the women were working off smuggling debts or engaging in prostitution against their will. Advocates said 20% to 30% of women in such situations typically are coerced into prostitution and that the rest are working as prostitutes voluntarily.
Mighty Spearsman
07-05-05, 09:40
In order to cut down on crime downtown, the city has forced all sws to register with the police. Their old pimps have been virtually eradicated. The rsult is that now, for all intents and purposes, the police act as their pimps. This might seem counterintuitive at first, but we DC mongers absolutely love it. All you have to do is find any cop in downtown DC flag him down and tell him you want to pay a woman for sex. Don't worry about beating around the bush. He'll know exactly where and to whom you need to go. He might even take you there himself.
I hope this helps. Now be sure and report back about your experience.
The secret is out! Thanks to Cheesemaker for the best post I've read in a week. :)
I read an article in the San Francisco Magazine - April '05 Issue, when there were initial news releases of a couple AMPs (not SW or Escort Services)... I don't have the article any longer.
Attached is an internet link to the article of Federal Raids (Operation Gilded Cage) on 11 AMPs recently... http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-smuggling2jul02,1,3429870.story?page=2&track=mostemailedlink&coll=la-utilities-sports
You can go to Google, or any other search engine and find more info on this if you like, or if the website did not come through.
Lame service provided, not worth the effort. Pepsi and Sophia are gone. Shop the market guys before you spend and RTFF.
Good Hunting
Trick Williams
07-05-05, 21:47
Originally Posted by Cheesemaker:
In order to cut down on crime downtown, the city has forced all sws to register with the police. Their old pimps have been virtually eradicated. The rsult is that now, for all intents and purposes, the police act as their pimps. This might seem counterintuitive at first, but we DC mongers absolutely love it. All you have to do is find any cop in downtown DC flag him down and tell him you want to pay a woman for sex. Don't worry about beating around the bush. He'll know exactly where and to whom you need to go. He might even take you there himself.
I hope this helps. Now be sure and report back about your experience.
This is a joke right? This cant be possibe. Also, Im trying to post pics so stay tuned.
Midnight88
07-05-05, 23:14
If you go to almost any lap dance club just ask for their number or give them yours, there's always several girls availible for take out or daytime action, especially Overtime who is well known, ask if there's any other clubs they dance at that's more private, if you're tipping they'll tell you. since you're a squid go by club 55 in dc. you should be able to get some intel there.I chatted up overtime some time back. She was talking crazy. She wanted 5X$ for a session. Any data on her rate from others?
This is a joke right? This cant be possibe. Also, Im trying to post pics so stay tuned.
No joke! He is right. It is so much more efficient. Last night, one cop gave me three hookups!
After reading USASG for many months now I finally had my first visit with Pink at Sun Spa yesterday. As many posts have reported before mine, Pink is a little older than I am use to but by no means unattractive. After climbing the stairs I was lead to my room where the house fee was taken(-$10 coup) and told to strip. The rooms are dark and of all colors on the walls pink is the shade used which I found ironic, as I waited for pink(in a pink room) to arrive at my door.
We started with a little small talk then proceeded to the TS, all the way she held my hand and was in a great mood as she asked me "baby...first time?"
I had told the mamasan I had been there before but I guess it didn't take...I must have had newbie written all over my face.
So I told Pink, I had been to other places but not here at Sun but had heard that she was wonderful and came highly recommended, which brought about a big smile on Pink's face...as the TS began.
The TS is like no other(I've had) and all I will say is, lots of suds, rubs and hugs took place before the final rinse and dry. If you have not had this one, it alone is worth the price of admission.
Back to my cooled AC room, she finished toweling me off and asked me to lie on my back for a moment(another first for me, as usually they want you to lay on your stomach to start and then flip). She proceeded with this hot/cold thing that blew my mind(and almost me) for about 5 minutes till I had to ask her to stop. She smiled and asked me to roll over for the full massage.
The massage(ala naturale) was decent,though not great, as it served more to calm me down before the main event took place than to work the stress out of my neck and back which I really needed as well, but who was I to argue with a pro!
The flip came soon, about 15 minutes into the massage as things really got interesting then. Many performance techniques were used with great skill till all my tensions exploded away with full release leaving me drained of stress and stiffness. Very very good!!
Afterwords I was cleaned up with a hot towl, helped with my clothes, got a VIP card signed, rebated, and was on my way to a better day.
As I was leaving she reminded me to "think Pink"...Well after that visit Pink was the only color I was seeing for days.
Highly recommended!
One thing that hasn't been discussed lately is prices at AMPs?
Anyone want to share what the paid, where they paid and for what?
What kind of prices does one pay for a typical visit in DC?
Member #4338
07-07-05, 09:08
Moonview:
Great first post, keep them coming!
I have long been a proponent of Sun, including the discount coupons and the frequent visitor cards. This was especially true when the delectable Bebe was there. I've not been around there as much as Pink and Candy are both a little older than I prefer, but as you observe they make up for the age difference with superior technique.
Let's just hope that the many remaining lurkers out there take Moonies lead and start to contribute to the DC board.
Peace (or is that Piece) & Love.
Lax
Member #4338
07-07-05, 12:43
To all you lurkers out there who are considering decloaking on the DC board, please take note. There is aright way to do things, that will elicit one type of response from regular contributors (see Moonie) and the wrong dumbass way to do things that will elicit a less positive response.
Lax
Originally Posted by The Robofucker
Dear JunkyII:
You are being referred to this form letter because I don’t want to create a unique response to the very type of question(s) you asked every time the need arises. It is inefficient, people take such things too personally, and any resultant discussions take up too much bandwidth.
If you are new to this board, with fewer than three posts: You are a newbie. You are an innocent babe. Perhaps not innocent in the ways of mongering, but innocent in the culture of this board. You didn’t know that general help questions such as the one(s) you asked are seriously frowned upon in the MD/DC/Northern Virginia forums. You are hereby forgiven your transgression because you are still metaphorically wet with embryonic fluid. Your penance is to do a Forum Search for posts from our legendary Don Emeritus TrashMan which you will find both very entertaining and exceptionally informative.
The latest compendium of AMP intel, compiled by our esteemed Waywardone
For current AMP intel, please RTFF. YMMV.
There is no compendium for escort or SW intel, please RTFF. YMMV.
If the above information doesn’t answer your question(s), please RTFF. (This is our acronym for Read The Fucking Forum, and is used casually, as in this case, and derisively, as you will read below.) Your question(s) will most likely be answered within a few pages back from today. If you have any specific questions after some light RTFF’ing, you need to RTFF back further and/or utilize the Forum Search link on the left side of this page. If you still have specific unanswered questions, you are encouraged to ask them in the forum. We are a forgiving lot, but repeated asking of stupid questions will get you flamed.
Please post reports on your adventures as it makes this board a richer place. We all come here to learn from other’s successes and failures. What you have might be intel another monger needs. Keeping intel to yourself invokes the perversity of the Universe and you will find yourself not getting the intel you need.
If you are a 4+ post-count Regular Member: Consider yourself an honorary Senior Member for the duration of this form letter.
If you are a Senior Member: Why the fuck are you asking such (a) stupid fucking bullshit question(s)!? Why the fuck are you so damn lazy!? What the fuck is your major malfunction Pvt Pyle!? Your question(s) is (are) a jelly donut Pvt Pyle!!! Have you suffered some major brain trauma!? Do you come from long line of inbreds!? If you are a local Senior Member: Furthermore, you’ve got to be a fucking moron, considering the flame wars sparked by stupid fucking questions like the one(s) you just asked. Are you so mentally defective that you didn’t learn the first time you got your ass flamed for doing this same stupid fucking thing!? If you are an out-of-town Senior Member: Furthermore, you must come from a place where stupidity is not only tolerated but indeed a desirable reproductive selection trait.
If you are a Senior Member: Now go RTFF before somebody puts your dick into a literary meat grinder!!!! RTFF!
Thank you.
Robux
This has been a public service announcement.
Shadow Hawk
07-07-05, 18:18
Where to begin? DC hobbying is certainly diverse and I offer this sampling for now. The AMP scene is very well covered here and I do not have much to add; I have visited DT several times in the past year - saw BeBe the last couple times. Outstanding value, clean and safe. The trek upstairs and backdown can be disconcerting.
On the spicier side, I have often visited with the latinas out off of New Hampshire Ave. Great value and variety here at one page for half of a loaf and 1.6 pages for full loaf. A half loaf, which used to be 0.8 page, is all that I can handle. The service is not GFE and the facilities are questionable. However, several times I have been asked to leave my shoes at the door. Service is more of wham bam thank you style but friendly enough. I have never had a repeat visit because they seem to constantly be changing. Communication is often a problem. I like the rate, the exotic looks and the talent but this is very different than the AMPs. I have always had a good time there but these are average girls, sometimes rubenesque. I have not seen any of those pictured at their web site but the facility in the background is accurate. Likewise, the talent is not quite as appealing as the pics indicate but not by much. Overall, I have been there prolly about ten times during the past 1.5 years - so yes I recommend this place. The webby is at latinasindc; they also advert in the city paper. I apologize if this review is not up to par as I have not posed here in some time.
Here's an interesting column from the Chicago Sun Times about a monger
http://www.suntimes.com/output/brown/cst-nws-brown30.html
In case the link is not available, here are some quotes from the column:
It is not my policy to print unsigned letters, nor as a rule to give them much credence in any way. But I received one last week in response to my column on Madison Street prostitution -- and the city putting photos of arrested johns on the Internet -- that seemed worth making an exception as it started with this bold assertion:
"I've been picking up hookers on Madison for 20 years, on an average of three days or nights a week."
After reading the entire four-page, hand-written letter, I believe him.
I can't run the whole letter. It's too long and parts are inappropriate. But I think there are some insights here into the world of prostitution, so I'll give you the edited version.
Let's say it's from John.
'Easy to avoid arrest'
"Although I'm against the idea of unleashing the sex police on people whose only so-called crime is that they want to have sex, I'm tempted to say that any guy that's stupid enough to get caught picking up hookers when it's so ridiculously easy not to get caught deserves to be publicly embarrassed," John wrote.
"When I say it's easy to avoid arrest, this is what I mean: a legitimate hooker will usually walk down the sidewalk, while an undercover police woman posing as a hooker has to plant herself at the same spot the whole time she's out there. You can't very well have a parade of backup officers following her, can you?
"Also, a legitimate hooker will get in the car and let you drive off before discussing money, but a phony hooker will insist on talking money right there on the street.
"I've actually picked up one of my regulars while a sting was going on several blocks away. I have these girls' phone numbers.
"The bottom line is, if you exercise a little caution and good old-fashioned common sense, you can pick up hookers without fear of arrest.
"Contrary to popular belief, a lot of these hookers really are attractive. They have pretty faces and nice bodies. I wouldn't waste my time and money on a girl who didn't look good.
"And it's also a myth that they are all addicts. Probably most are, but I'd say that a large minority of them are not. I've had some of these women living with me up to a month, so I know what I'm talking about.
"When I imagined my future sex life as a kid, I never envisioned myself [having sex with] hookers. I graduated college in the middle of the swinging '70s. It was almost impossible to not get laid in that era, remember? But no matter who I asked out -- co-workers, women in bars, etc., the answer was always 'no.'
"One day as I approached 30, a woman who wasn't very attractive herself, by the way, just blurted out that I wasn't very good looking. I think her exact words were, 'You are nice enough, but you just don't have it in the looks department.' I wasn't even asking her out. I can't remember what caused her to say that. I appreciated her honesty, though.
"It was shortly thereafter that I discovered streetwalkers. They don't discriminate. And for that, people want to lock them up! Trust me, there's a lot of guys out there just like me. They're going to do what they have to do, web sites [that report names of arrested Johns] be damned."
Member #3947
07-09-05, 02:40
Hey folks,
I went out to the strip club (Louie the Rouge) at 6th and K, NW in DC. Had some hot chicks there. Even seen couples holding hands and entering the establishment. But I digress. As I come out of the club, I look to the corner and I see this tall female (at least that's what I thought it was at first) standing on the corner with her shirt open and no bra!!! Man, those tits had to have been 42's or greater. She stood at least 6' 5" with big boobies shaking everywhere. When I got close to her, I saw the adams apple and big ass feet so that lead me to believe, she had a "Mr. Winkie". Wow, I guess somebody took her home but not me. I was checking out the rest of the eye candy and saw a real woman that I wanted to chat with. I offered a jack for her to play the flute and she replied she was much skilled flute player and a jack was not enough. Since, payday is a ways away, we parted ways. As least I had my memories of the girls of Louie.
Daplush Man
Trick Williams
07-09-05, 07:28
Did anynone hit the SW scene last night (7-7-05)?
Trick Williams
07-09-05, 22:37
Hey folks,
I went out to the strip club (Louie the Rouge) at 6th and K, NW in DC. Had some hot chicks there. Even seen couples holding hands and entering the establishment. But I digress. As I come out of the club, I look to the corner and I see this tall female (at least that's what I thought it was at first) standing on the corner with her shirt open and no bra!!! Man, those tits had to have been 42's or greater. She stood at least 6' 5" with big boobies shaking everywhere. When I got close to her, I saw the adams apple and big ass feet so that lead me to believe, she had a "Mr. Winkie". Wow, I guess somebody took her home but not me. I was checking out the rest of the eye candy and saw a real woman that I wanted to chat with. I offered a jack for her to play the flute and she replied she was much skilled flute player and a jack was not enough. Since, payday is a ways away, we parted ways. As least I had my memories of the girls of Louie.
Daplush ManSounds like you were near the tranny stroll LOL!
Hey folks,
I went out to the strip club (Louie the Rouge) at 6th and K, NW in DC. Had some hot chicks there. Even seen couples holding hands and entering the establishment. But I digress. As I come out of the club, I look to the corner and I see this tall female (at least that's what I thought it was at first) standing on the corner with her shirt open and no bra!!! Man, those tits had to have been 42's or greater. She stood at least 6' 5" with big boobies shaking everywhere. When I got close to her, I saw the adams apple and big ass feet so that lead me to believe, she had a "Mr. Winkie". Wow, I guess somebody took her home but not me. I was checking out the rest of the eye candy and saw a real woman that I wanted to chat with. I offered a jack for her to play the flute and she replied she was much skilled flute player and a jack was not enough. Since, payday is a ways away, we parted ways. As least I had my memories of the girls of Louie.
Daplush ManWhoa, are you sure that the "hot chicks" in the Rouge were really all chicks, man? Almost all chicks outside or within a 1- 2 block area of Louie's, the liquor store and Bank of America, share the bigfoot & adams apple trait.Be Careful.
Went to Sky LATE on Friday night. Appeared that the only person left was the mamasan, or at least someone named Tammy, who was old enough to be the mamasan. I was really needing some relief, so I stuck with her. She had a big-ish chest, but her stomach, while not fat, was certainly wrinkled up from her having either been fat before or kids.
She tried to raise to $.2, but I had none of it. Either way, I ended up getting what my original goal was (CBJ, DATY, CG). She was actually pretty good at it (years of experience?). I just left with a little bit of buyer's remorse. I hope not to have to (or to choose to) go with her again. A perfunctory session, nothing more. I take some of the credit for showing up so late(nearly 3AM), though I give much of that credit back since they left the "Open" light on and they answered the door.
Midnight88
07-10-05, 11:56
Found my self out in DC late, around 2:00 AM. Decided to check out the scene, although I was not really trying to connect.
Place was busy! A crazy amount of cars. It was tough to see the girls. Didn't seem as if there were that many out. Or maybe they were employed during my drive through.
For those of you that have never driven the loop, you have to pay attention to the signs, ie no right turn from 9:30pm to 6:00 am, etc. Seems like there are even more signs up. Not enforced that heavy, but can be used to yank you, so be careful on making a pickup, right after you violate one of the weird turns. This is why I think that it is better to park and walk.
Saw some talent out, but like I said, it was not a lot.
***!Need to discuss the place that we don't mention here with a senior member!***
I dropped in for the first time in a long time. Some changes. Some good some bad. Please backchannel me.
Spoke with Star last night. Says that she advertises on eros. Got the digits , but did not sample. She seemed nice enough, and was very chatty. Told me about one of her girlfriends who robbed some guy who was wasted, while delivering BJ. Be careful.
Called Chyna- wanted $$$ for 1 hour! She doesn't understand the economics here. The sucker discount doesn't apply!
Interesting post on the Rouge. I kind of dropped that club from the rotation, after all of the talent like Princess and Silk rolled out. I need to check it out.
Drove by it last night on my way out of the city. Saw a couple of lookers on the street, but nothing worth stopping the truck.
Korndoggie
07-10-05, 12:35
Was out at an adult party the other night but all that was left was BBWs and Dommes so decided to use my night out and cruise the city (One of the reasons I don’t post my hometown as much as other cities is I have other distractions here. OK Laxman1960?).
Hit town around ten and saw some action on K. Cruised up New York and stopped for a drink at the bar of the last hotel on the left (sounds like a horror movie – Do you like teeth?). I usually stop there to take a piss and check out the bar. There was a woman in a green dress in there alone, so I went in. Chatted with her until her boyfriend showed up. Oh well back to the streets.
Stopped at another bar downtown. Bartender asked if I was Internet Guy and he said “I kill him”. I said that can’t be good for business. He just glares and serves me my ten dollar drink. Jeanne comes down the bar asking everyone to buy her a drink. That’s the first time I have seen any kind of hustling in there. For all of you who have asked, I have never seen blatant solicitation or open sex (Sheesh – I can’t believe some of you have asked me that). Girls usually come in there for a prearranged meeting or to take a break, rest their feet, have a drink, use the bathroom and fix their makeup. It’s the location that brings them in, not encouragement from the management. (IFOS).
Got out at 12:30 and the streets were on fire. A few dozen foxes at least. Now someone mentioned them moving further up 14th. Its not just 14th. Check out 15 as well. By one AM the action had moved completely off K and was now on L and M. I saw more girls near the Madison than the Hilton. As the night wore on they moved further up to N and all the way up to the 7-11 on 14th.
Needing to piss I drove up New York to the last hotel on the left. When I came out there was a tall thin blonde waiting for a cab. She asked me if I could give her a ride downtown. I had seen her working downtown earlier that night and asked if she was staying there. She said yes so I bartered a ride and two jacksons for a bj.
I had not had a hard on for a few days (see my Baltimore post if you must know), so I wasn’t sure if I could. Well her technique was good enough to do the deed and show that my pipes still worked. In the end she decided she didn’t need that ride anyway.
The fillet mignon begin from 11th to 16th street between M st and K st. When LE is out, SW often migrate to 12th (between L & N), 14th at Mass. circle, and M st (between 14th and 15th). 7th street and lower are occupied by trannies and equivalents. Especially the are outside of Mirage Spa (617 K. st).
Hey folks,
I went out to the strip club (Louie the Rouge) at 6th and K, NW in DC. Had some hot chicks there. Even seen couples holding hands and entering the establishment. But I digress. As I come out of the club, I look to the corner and I see this tall female (at least that's what I thought it was at first) standing on the corner with her shirt open and no bra!!! Man, those tits had to have been 42's or greater. She stood at least 6' 5" with big boobies shaking everywhere. When I got close to her, I saw the adams apple and big ass feet so that lead me to believe, she had a "Mr. Winkie". Wow, I guess somebody took her home but not me. I was checking out the rest of the eye candy and saw a real woman that I wanted to chat with. I offered a jack for her to play the flute and she replied she was much skilled flute player and a jack was not enough. Since, payday is a ways away, we parted ways. As least I had my memories of the girls of Louie.
Daplush Man
That 6'5" 'girl' with the open shirt and tits hanging out was out on L and 13th last night, so he/she was definitely venturing into loop territory. I also had a strong feeling that she was a he. Quite scary actually.
The loop was jumping last night. It felt like the 80's/early 90's with all the girls and bumper to bumper cars. LE was light for the most part. More girls out there than I'd seen in years. Picked up a cute BSW named Fancy. Local girl, beautiful face, jeans, black top, long straight hair. Performance was typical of most SW's that are hotter than 90% of the rest of the flock. Mediocre and counting on good looks to make up for it. What's up with that?
Seemed like our favorite bar that we're not supposed to mention by name was closed down. No lights on, door locked, sign saying that the establishment next door is going to be expanding. Weird.
I'm not seeing too many posts since the CA busts.
Dutch Treat
07-10-05, 18:03
Downtown - Michelle
Back in DC after a long absence. Dropped in at the Downtown and was served Michelle, a 5 foot K-girl looker with a little extra meat, but very remarkable natural D-cups. This got little Dutch very excited. But mostly disappointing thereafter. Dull TS, ok massage, but then very uninspired CBJ. DATY was miserable as she had lubed herself up with enough KY with nonoxyl externally to float the Titanic (yuk!). Then even more uninspired partially off table mish, followed by doggie and more mish. She seemed really bored, and offered zero extras no DFK, no AR, no nothing. Her boobs were great, but aside from some light teasing of little Dutch with these assets, nothing else.
I would pass on this one, unless one is stuck on large K-gal mammaries.
Dutch
Member #3947
07-11-05, 00:16
Whoa, are you sure that the "hot chicks" in the Rouge were really all chicks, man? Almost all chicks outside or within a 1- 2 block area of Louie's, the liquor store and Bank of America, share the bigfoot & adams apple trait.Be Careful.Hey Sig,
I am quite sure that the girls in Louie are girls!! Don't let all the He/She's out front fool you. They dance totally nude in Louie and unless they are hiding their little pecker very well, they are women. Sometime I hang out at the Skylark on NY Ave but usually they have the BIG chicks working there. I remember once a couple of years ago, I pick up a gal in front of the place and got a BBBJ for a franklin. Those were the days.
Member #4338
07-11-05, 08:12
This place continues to be my current favorite as they consistently deliver quality service that is unrushed. Now some of that may have to do with the fact that they Mamasan knows me.
When I was there last, I walked in and got a big hug. Without my saying anything she calls for Mimi. As posted previously, Mimi is a real sweetheart and a damn fine looking woman. Back in the room after a fine TS I indicate that we can leave the muscle training until last. Mimi is only too happy to oblige :D!
Afterwards, she gave me a long rubdown that was just what the doctored ordered. I left with a huge SE grin!
Peace & Love
Lax
PS: Dutch, thanks for the DT report. As I've said in the past, its just as valuable to know the places and providers to avoid as it is to know the places offering quality service for those of us with limited mongering resources.
After reviewing the many posts on this board, decided to visit Supra spa and was served up Pepsi. Very cute and sweet, excellent service - CBJ, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie, mish to completion. 0.$ house plus $. Only downside is the four flight climb in the heat, buy the Pepsi made the work worthwhile.
I chatted up overtime some time back. She was talking crazy. She wanted 5X$ for a session. Any data on her rate from others?
She mayhave qoated you that crazy price because she thinks that you don't know better. her rates are really in the 75-150 range. Next time you see her just say that's more than you wanted to pay ask her if she knows any other girls in the aforementioned price range. Also ask her about private parties, that's the best way to get the price that you want. once the girls see you at the private parties they know they can't pull the wool over your eyes anymore.
Rickytickytock
07-11-05, 14:47
Went lurking saturday, around 3:00am, and was fairly surprised at all the talent out that evening. Fair amount of good looking BSWs and WSWs, but not a one HSW or ASW, which was dissapointing.
Too many pimps, is what I've decided. Comparing the loops of DC and Balto, I figure that the high class nature (comparatively speaking, of course) of the DC girls means a more lucrative opportunity for their managers, but, what gives? I mean, why not just band together and kick the hangers on to the curb. I always see the same retarded looking dude in some sort of fake rasta hat and a pink striped polo yelling at the girls, getting up in their face and shit, it makes me want to just get out and pound him in front of all his boys, but that would be quite the little cover blower, so I restrain.
LE action in that viscinity was on cool. Probably because the week after the holiday is always a lax time. Seemed like noticably fewer nuisance stops and lane blocking setups on K than usual.l
I too saw the shims out in full force near the bar down the block from the Convention center. The tallest one was obvious, but I guess the three or four bsws with shim were probably the same...if not they would be working the loop, or walking the other direction towards the hotels near Fl. Ave. Some monger picked shim up for a cheap BJ, and I want to know who it is!!!
Dutch Treat
07-11-05, 15:51
Happiness - Mimi
Following the good Lax's advice, decided to check out the Mimi at Happiness. I was intrigued by the multiple online descriptions of her as they matched a "Mimi" up in Philly at the CH2 AMP. Mimi of Philly was reknown for her matchless AR and very imaginative "play" . So I had to check Mimi of DC out to see if she was the same. Alas no, but Mimi of DC is no disappointment. I'll spare all the details on this 30-something, cute K-gal, but lovely natural D's, very playful spirit, thorough TS, so-so massage, light AR followed by decent CBJ, very sweet DATY, doggie, doggie in mirror, mish, standing mish with her feet off the ground (yup a PSE!), and back to mish. Her kugels are ok, but her box is short enough that little Dutch's head kept banging of her cervix, which little Dutch loves. Lovely little Eliza Doolittle post session (as in "the love juice in Korea falls mainly in the...."), where I helped her with her English (as in, how declaritive commands are used) and she taught me her name for little Dutch (which she called "King Cock" - hardly!).
Strong recommend - save for the very, very public entrance to the AMP.
Scored another rewarding visit to IHC, this time with Judy. About 5-1, very thin, pretty face and wild-looking hair (turned me on), better than average English. I like a hard massage and she give me a good long workout. Got completely into the main event-- reverse CG was real good, pushing back and riding hard.
How 'bout someone else visits IHC sharing some news? I can't be the only one enjoying the place.
thank you SIG, i take it another senior had a word with you before i had a chance to respond, it was a good report but it could have had less details and we all would have gotten the idea, at least those who belong. anyways, good job in fixing that.
rev333
The other Sunday, feeling the effects oft a little Asian fever, I relented and made a trip to DT. The stairwell did not smell bad at all, compared. I think they are piping the kitchen odors down there to overpower the other odors that normally prevail there.
Any how, I got to spend an DT hour (i.e. 45 min) with Sasha. She said she had been there about a week. Her English abilities were nil and she seemed quite shy and reserved at first but warmed up one the fun and games started. Physically she is short, about 5'5'' and slim with a nice perky set toped with tick erasers, just the way I like 'em.
Table shower was standard, lost of hands. Muscle training was lack luster and not as hard as I like. Then, once the rest of our intentions were clear, she stripe down and started with a nice slow body to body run and then planted wet kisses all over my back, legs etc. Then on the flip came the delightful surprise of an exceptional CBJ. Watching her in the mirror I was sorely temped to ask her to just keep going, but that would not do.
So Sash first got out her chaps and spurs and played a little cowgirl. But she soon tired of this. So next we got religion and pretended we were missionaries. After a while Sasha pulled the clip out of her hair and let it out free across the pillow. The looked so nice that soon Mr. Happy coughed up a load of love juice.
Soon I was skipping down the stairs wit a satisfied grin on my face and then I woke up and still with my smile.
I think if the is still there the next time I get down there, the shyness will be lessened and the session would be better.
RATEINGS:
Looks: 7.5
Performance: 7
Attitude: 7
Midnight88
07-11-05, 23:48
Stopped into Club 55 tonight. Was pleasently surprised. A few nice ones. Couldn't stay to work any of them, but a nice stable.
And for you Marylanders, the Lanham Inn is back! $10 Laps, decent chicks, and $5 beer. Carryo ut is on the menu, and I plan to dine soon.
Member #4338
07-12-05, 08:03
Tezar:
I have stopped in at IHC, aka Mini Health Club or 1818, and have reported in the past although it has been a while since I've been there. The place has it advantages and disadvantages and both have to do with location. The good thing is there is plenty of parking at all times. The bad is that it is generally out of the way unless you frequent the east side of town.
My observation is that this place tends to be frequented by Asian (and I'm going to go out on a limb and say Korean) men. Perhaps that is because it is just down the hall from what used to be an Asian nightclub.
The other observation I have is that they do not seem to cater to the lunch and early afternoon traffic like the downtown places do. I've stopped in just before noon and found the place dark and locked. The quality of providers is, IMHO, a notch below the in town places like DT or Happiness.
Just my $.02.
Be safe,
Lax
Lax:
Gotta agree with you on location--it's in the middle of nowhere. And Im not an early bird myself but I know they don't exactly get going first thing.
Always thought the Asian clients was a good sign, like eating at a Thai retsuarant thats full of Thais.
Tezar
Have you seen an improvement in the stairwell? Some work has been made to clean it up some. They vacum it every day now. The big problem is the people who pee on them. Sometimes it is street people but they have seen some of you doing it also. Hey, they have a bathroom that is clean. The girls use it so you can too. I am trying to get Maya to come back to work. She is looking to buy a club in Annandale with her brother. I think now that she is 40 she is tired of working (she loves the money) and spend more time with her son. I told Kim to bring more young girls in or at least ones that will give you 55 minutes vs 40-45. We will see some changes in the next couple of weeks. Too bad Coco will not come back, but she is 39 and it is starting to show, both in looks and a hardness to her personality. Well let me know as I have made an effort to get Downtown back to what it was. Of course the owner is scared with what has happened in LA/SF and Honolulu and OHio. These girls work for the money not because they are forced. They know what they are getting into and may not like it but where else can some of these girls make $250-500 tax free a year.
Member #3947
07-13-05, 00:10
Hey Midnight**,
Glad to hear the Lanham Inn is back in operation. I saw a bunch of cars there the other night but wasn't sure what was going on there. My buddy and I spent many a night there and my buddy took a couple of the dancers home for some private dances.
Look forward to the lap dances.
Daplush Man
Rickytickytock
07-13-05, 09:10
I went out around 1:00am and quickly noticed a tremendous number of flashing red and blue lights everywhere around the loop. That was my signal for a quick exit, but felt that I wanted to break the seal, so to speak, as I have not dreamed of mongering in a while, so I chose to hit up an AMP.
BOSS SPA 1716 I St. NW
Location is good/bad due to the number of people crowding around the Bottom Line, which is right next door to the stairwell taking you up four flights of steps to BOSS.
When the door opens after ringing the bell, I am greeted by a late 20s early to mid 30s tan Korean chick named Tee. Standing about 5'3, coming in around 120, she was cute, but seemed high on caffeine. Leads me into the first room on the left, and says '$.6 please'. Umm...what?
I tell her that the woman on the phone quoted me .6, what's with the $.6 request. She says the $ is for 'everything else'. I only had $.4, as had planned on a half hour dream...she wasn't particularly happy. She tried to check the billfold, but I wasn't having that. I was on my way out before she said that '$.4 is ok baby'.
Here's where it gets strange. I lie down, get ready for the TS while she runs off to do something for what seemed like a year. She comes back in and immediately disrobes. Good but...weird. Next thing after that, hot towel in the region and up and down the legs...then a tongue lashing in the nether regions and, whoops, here comes the CBJ! She was spirited, and I was able to angle myself so that I could watch her be forced to consume my alert Turtle. She gets a little gagged but then manages to choke out a breath and 'how you like it?'.
I told her to get in a mish position, and she complies. I know now she just wants me to blow, so I decide to take my time. It was really quite nice as she was fairly tight and shallow, so the kegels could be felt. When she did the standard back slap (similar to making a baby burp?) I went even slower, just pissing her off. She apparently wasn't ready for the good pounding, but at that point I was sort of on cloud nine and couldn't care less. I started hammering away until I managed to fired off a large round of fire in her direction.
Afterwards...no massage, sauna, TS, shower. Just another wet rag. What a jip. I dressed myself and then said goodnight. Weird weird weird dream....
"Pepsi
Hello Dawgone, I am thinking about taking the Pepsi challenge tomorrow, can you help me out with the details of your visit and what to expect.
Thanks for the help brother,
GW"
The standard AMP fare, 0.$ house $ for FS. Check out the other posts for info. DG
Deepcoverman
07-13-05, 10:55
I saw Michelle at IHC last week. Cute face and body, with a nice hair style too. I skipped the massage and we went straight to work. We must have hit if off pretty good, because her bell rang and she was quite surprised. Nice end to my evening.
Scored another rewarding visit to IHC, this time with Judy. About 5-1, very thin, pretty face and wild-looking hair (turned me on), better than average English. I like a hard massage and she give me a good long workout. Got completely into the main event-- reverse CG was real good, pushing back and riding hard.
How 'bout someone else visits IHC sharing some news? I can't be the only one enjoying the place.
I am going to start posting again. I got ratted out a few months ago. I was helping a college hottie with her book money and had posted a few pics on here. STUPIDLY, I gave her email addy to some mongers so they could contribute to her higher education too. After ignoring my instructions, they told her about the posted pics. She got spooked and disappeared.
Anyway. My bi polar disorder has been acting up, so I thought I would explore CRAIGSLIST. I am tired of getting ripped off by Yellow Pages escort services and the AMPs are a bit boring sometimes and hard to get to. Driving in to D.C. from Greensboro I decided to check some out.
The first hook up was a Latina off 395 in a Days Inn. She had quoted 1.75 "no games." Sounded good. I got to the hotel and she cracked open the door. Ewwwwwwwww! Young, yes. But had pock marks all over her face and her body was coated in those Spanish chocolate-chip moles. And she seemed high as a kite. She told me she was out of condoms and could I go get some. I gave her the "see you later chi-chi *****" look and walked off.
Plan B. Still off 395 some asians were working out of a NICE apparment complex! I got to pick one out of two, Leah. She was 20ish, very pretty, small tits, but firm body. She gave a good back rub, which is nice since my back is covered with pimples, moles, warts and skin tags. Average CBJ. She rode for just a bit then missionary. She was very tight and rubbed her clit while I pumped. CUTE pussy. Then I finished her off doggie style. It was fun holding on to her cute, tight small ass. $.80 for the Mamma, $1.00 for the hottie. I would rate it a 7.
I am going to keep exploring Craigslist.
As with all my posts, they are products of my severe bi polar disorder's imagination.
Da Bone has spoken!
GotTheFever
07-13-05, 11:37
Wehre is it located, can someone send me a private message so I can check it out. Bday is tomorrow, need to treat myself!
Had not been to Supra for sometime now but after reading the review numbers on Pepsi, I just felt like I had to take the Pepsi challenge!
Pepsi is a very cute girl, she told me she is "Korean pure" and looks it. She also told me she just came in(2 wks to date is what she said) from Hawaii and plans to service the DC area for about 7 months. Lets get this out of the way early, I recommend her service to all reading my post no matter where she's from or how long...
As compared to my last post w/ Pink, Pepsi is a completely different experience. She is more playful and easy to fill the hour with, I guess one could call it "youthfulness", she's only 24/25 where the above mentioned is probably hitting 40+. Both are good, but younger is always younger if you get my point!
Yes, the stairs were a b*tch to climb but once in one can relax and enjoy the hour that follows. TS is in fact slow and sensual, not rushed, and very relaxing with teasing sprinkled in here and there. I was squeaking clean.
Once back to the room, the rub was a little lite but if you see Pepsi who really cares, though I will say she asked me if I would like a Thai massage and a walk on my back was offered but then she proceeded to tell me she holds no papers in these techniques...needless to say I asked her to stay with her strenghts and lets move on, I'll leave those other services up to the certified pros.
And speaking of her strenghts, boy she was great, all came to be offered including AR that was freaking fantastic, thus starting the whole hour on a big note!
Afterwords, we talk and laughed(again being young is great, she is really very playful) and I promised to see her again, which I will w/o hesitation. Speaking of reservations, Supra is not good at holding reservations based on my experience with them so it's a roulette wheel spin at best when one frequents, but then again, that's how we all tend to find "the latest and greatest" now isn't it?
Oh yes, for those of you that are number crunchers...9's across the board!!
Rickytickytock
07-13-05, 17:01
I meant to post this in my review of BOSS Spa, but I forgot.
Any other mongers get a kick out of the large orange traffic signs near 5th street, just after the Convention Center? Last night I was driving past and saw four or five hideous he/she's out an about. In the glow of the sign, which momentarily flashed with a message of, you guessed it: Trans Alert
Now if that ain't some funny shit, I don't know what is! It's times like those that I begin to wish I'd just invest in the digital camera!
Hondo Lane
07-13-05, 22:07
I used to go to IHC alot before I discovered Downtown. My assessment was that the local Korean businessmen got the better goods. Saturdays were bad for us non-koreans as we were not VIP shoppers.
That said I often had a good time there and it was easy to access from the beltway. Hondo
I used to got to IHC a bit, up till the beginning of this year. I always got excellent service and was treated right by the 'management'. Saturdays were my regular days and never had a problem getting the best girls.
I usually preferred the girls there because they were always less business like that the gals I saw at the down town spas, more girlfriend line. Many were fresh and seemed newer to the game.
For those like me who live in Maryland it is super convenient compared to the down town spas. I takes me half the time to get to IHC as it does Downtown, and no parking hassles.
Member #4338
07-14-05, 05:35
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Cheesemaker
07-14-05, 10:19
...she asked me if I would like a Thai massage and a walk on my back was offered but then she proceeded to tell me she holds no papers in these techniques...needless to say I asked her to stay with her strenghts and lets move on, I'll leave those other services up to the certified pros.
And speaking of her strenghts, boy she was great, all came to be offered including AR that was freaking fantastic, thus starting the whole hour on a big note!..So, wait, Moon Unit, are you saying that she DID have a certificate in AR? I'd like to be a professor in a school that gives those out.
Pepsi said she started in Houston and was also in Tampa, Hawaii and the Golden Flower in San Francisco! I think I may have seen her at the GF! It was so funny to hear that she was in many of the same places I visited. She is hot, cute and fun to be with.
DG
Had not been to Supra for sometime now but after reading the review numbers on Pepsi, I just felt like I had to take the Pepsi challenge!
Pepsi is a very cute girl, she told me she is "Korean pure" and looks it. She also told me she just came in(2 wks to date is what she said) from Hawaii and plans to service the DC area for about 7 months. Lets get this out of the way early, I recommend her service to all reading my post no matter where she's from or how long...
As compared to my last post w/ Pink, Pepsi is a completely different experience. She is more playful and easy to fill the hour with, I guess one could call it "youthfulness", she's only 24/25 where the above mentioned is probably hitting 40+. Both are good, but younger is always younger if you get my point!
Yes, the stairs were a b*tch to climb but once in one can relax and enjoy the hour that follows. TS is in fact slow and sensual, not rushed, and very relaxing with teasing sprinkled in here and there. I was squeaking clean.
Once back to the room, the rub was a little lite but if you see Pepsi who really cares, though I will say she asked me if I would like a Thai massage and a walk on my back was offered but then she proceeded to tell me she holds no papers in these techniques...needless to say I asked her to stay with her strenghts and lets move on, I'll leave those other services up to the certified pros.
And speaking of her strenghts, boy she was great, all came to be offered including AR that was freaking fantastic, thus starting the whole hour on a big note!
Afterwords, we talk and laughed(again being young is great, she is really very playful) and I promised to see her again, which I will w/o hesitation. Speaking of reservations, Supra is not good at holding reservations based on my experience with them so it's a roulette wheel spin at best when one frequents, but then again, that's how we all tend to find "the latest and greatest" now isn't it?
Oh yes, for those of you that are number crunchers...9's across the board!!
Cheese,
You'll have to go to find out! :-)
MnV
So, wait, Moon Unit, are you saying that she DID have a certificate in AR? I'd like to be a professor in a school that gives those out.
Went back to Happiness this week. While I didn't notice it the first time, someone else on the board mentioned the very public entrance and this time it kind of spooked me. The construction workers across the street just standing there, the tourists down the block and there was an LE cruiser sitting in front. I waited a little bit, turned out two LEO's were just getting something to drink at the store a couple doors down and left after a few minutes.
Once inside the mama-san recognized me and I asked for Lauren. As many of you have already reported, she is very sweet and affectionate. TS was good and thorough. She gives a decent massage as well and was eager to get on to the main event. By the flip, she had already gotten me excited and the dumb guy was standing at attention ready for his mission.
You'll have to take the next part of this report with a grain of salt as this was my first time experiencing FS! So I really have nothing to compare it to as far as the AMP experience goes. The CBJ was great -- I had to pull away so I wouldn't miss out on the rest of the menu. By that time, CG and mish were all I could handle and the dumb guy blew his brains. About ten minutes of cuddling afterwards and then the hot towel.
One caveat: Lauren's boobs are enhanced, very good reproductions, but not the real thing. I've read that some of you prefer natural -- as do I.
The one thing that I never seem to get is any AR. I read reports about getting AR or fingering - never happens to me. Go figure.
The ratings as I see them:
Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 9 very affectionate
Service: 8
Happy mongering to all!
Peace, MG
Midnight88
07-14-05, 23:38
Came down NY AVE Today around 7:30 pm. Saw FOUR SW. 3 WSW and HSW. Just up from the President Inn. Been a long time since I saw that many, and in the daylight? Have things changed.
Saw a post a few back talking about Rhode Island. I have had success there, but haven't been back in a while. Is it still hopping?
I have found that you have to luck out with AR, or have a regular provider. Or just tip them more. My arse rather hideous looking and I have a bad acne problem down there, so I just come right out and say "there is an extra .2 in it if you.........."
As with all my posts, they are the product of my extreme bi polar disorder. Wooo!
Daaa Bone has spoken. Kneel before the BONE!
MG,
A day without AR is like a day without sunshine.
MnV
Went back to Happiness this week. While I didn't notice it the first time, someone else on the board mentioned the very public entrance and this time it kind of spooked me. The construction workers across the street just standing there, the tourists down the block and there was an LE cruiser sitting in front. I waited a little bit, turned out two LEO's were just getting something to drink at the store a couple doors down and left after a few minutes.
Once inside the mama-san recognized me and I asked for Lauren. As many of you have already reported, she is very sweet and affectionate. TS was good and thorough. She gives a decent massage as well and was eager to get on to the main event. By the flip, she had already gotten me excited and the dumb guy was standing at attention ready for his mission.
You'll have to take the next part of this report with a grain of salt as this was my first time experiencing FS! So I really have nothing to compare it to as far as the AMP experience goes. The CBJ was great -- I had to pull away so I wouldn't miss out on the rest of the menu. By that time, CG and mish were all I could handle and the dumb guy blew his brains. About ten minutes of cuddling afterwards and then the hot towel.
One caveat: Lauren's boobs are enhanced, very good reproductions, but not the real thing. I've read that some of you prefer natural -- as do I.
The one thing that I never seem to get is any AR. I read reports about getting AR or fingering - never happens to me. Go figure.
The ratings as I see them:
Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 9 very affectionate
Service: 8
Happy mongering to all!
Peace, MG
Harley Dude 29
07-16-05, 17:07
I made the trip to Dupont Circle today to get the tan treatment. I called, and lots of ring before anyone answered. Said they had nice ladies working, so I headed down. Got there and got lucky today with the door being answered. Nice and quiet and a great TS with all the right attention. The lady told me her name and I couldn't understand her. Lots of language barriers, but she can do a mean TS and makes sure you are clean.
Back in the room, she did a decent massage and used her nips to massage my back, and they definitely get just like erasers. Everything was on the menu, both giving and recieving, with her involuntary actions showing she seemed to enjoy.
As I was leaving, she told me to remember her name, and come back often. I was able to understand it now, and she says her name is Jay.... Unsure of spelling, but she confirmed that. Mamasan made sure and escort me out, and was most appreciative. She said I was only customer so far and that was about 2 p.m., so maybe they should answer the door more often and people may come by.
dspomega1007
07-18-05, 02:48
Went to 14th & L St. NW at mid-night. Heavy LE present. Pick up a WSW outside 15th & M St. Her name is Jay, from Dallas Texas, $120 + $25 room. Hotel located in NW, forgot the address, it's far away from downtown, bad location. Jay is 19, 34B, good attitude but service is OK. Doesn't allow to kiss her nipple, no touching in pussy. BJ, cowgirl and missionary, but I was too tired and cannot cum, she refuse to do HJ and told me to do it by myself, while she rub her pussy. She got a roommate, forgot her name, but both chicks are hot!!!!
Jay told me that tonight is the last night in town. Don't know when they will return.
I was planning on stopping at Sun on Saturday but because traffic was so heavy I decieded to only go as far as IHC. Its been a while since I was there. Decieded to take luck of the draw and got Michelle. She is very sweet with limited english, but since I speak limited korean, we got along well. Overall the session was about average. Table shower, light massage then onto DATY and cbj. Her kitty was very nice tasting and I could have eaten it forever but after she came, she wouldn't let me continue. I planned on trying several positions, but after starting with doggie, I couldn't hold off and finished that way. Nice clean up and some snuggeling. I would recommend her but like I said, overall it was an average time.
Mighty Spearsman
07-18-05, 15:46
Wehre is it located, can someone send me a private message so I can check it out. Bday is tomorrow, need to treat myself!
I won't write as long a post as Laxman #2, but shame on you - RTFF! If you click on the "AMP Indexes" thread for Washington DC, and scroll about a half-page down on the first page, you'll find a long post that has addresses of all of the AMPs in DC, including the IHC at 1818 New York Ave., NE.
What kind of prices does one pay for a typical visit in DC?
Ditto to you - RTFF! In the time that it took to write your two measly posts, you would have discovered that the standard AMP price for DC is $60 for an hour (more like 45-50 minutes) plus a $100 donation to the young lady's college education fund as a way of saying thanks for the 'muscle training' that you've just received.
Most boards on USASG do not have as much information as the DC board does about AMPs, so take advantage of it - put on your glasses and start reading!
Member #4338
07-18-05, 17:03
Mighty Spearsman:
You give me far too much credit for writing a long post in reply to these dumbass newbies who are too lazy to do a little research and take advantage of the wealth of knowledge that exists on our DC board. I merely copied a prior post by Robux and personalized it for the SOB's.
You were most kind to supply our newbies with the information they sought, too kind in my view, but I respect your perogative to do so as a respected Senior member of this forum. I was only thinking ... WWTTMD?
Lax
Trick Williams
07-18-05, 22:35
Went to 14th & L St. NW at mid-night. Heavy LE present. Pick up a WSW outside 15th & M St. Her name is Jay, from Dallas Texas, $120 + $25 room. Hotel located in NW, forgot the address, it's far away from downtown, bad location. Jay is 19, 34B, good attitude but service is OK. Doesn't allow to kiss her nipple, no touching in pussy. BJ, cowgirl and missionary, but I was too tired and cannot cum, she refuse to do HJ and told me to do it by myself, while she rub her pussy. She got a roommate, forgot her name, but both chicks are hot!
Jay told me that tonight is the last night in town. Don't know when they will return.Is she kind of tall with blond hair?
Mighty Spearsman
07-19-05, 01:46
Mighty Spearsman:
You give me far too much credit for writing a long post in reply to these dumbass newbies who are too lazy to do a little research and take advantage of the wealth of knowledge that exists on our DC board. I merely copied a prior post by Robux and personalized it for the SOB's.
You were most kind to supply our newbies with the information they sought, too kind in my view, but I respect your perogative to do so as a respected Senior member of this forum. I was only thinking ... WWTTMD?
Lax
WWTTMD? = What would the Trash Man Do? Probably rip a new a-hole in each of those lazy newbies' nether regions.
Yah, I have been too kind, maybe because just last week I had an outstanding evening with two naked and energetic 20 year old girls who were (at best) semi-pros who did it for the fun of it and the promise that I'd let them keep the hotel room for the rest of the night once we were finished (sorry, not in DC).
Maybe it's time to stop being so kind to the newbies. I do find it frustrating that there have been so many dumb posts by newbies recently, especially since the DC board is far better organized and contains far more constructive information (especially about AMPs) than most boards on USA SG.
Mighty Spearsman
07-19-05, 11:37
Not long ago, a couple of mongers had asked whether there were any East Indian providers working the DC area, referring to girls from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Sri Lanka. The consensus was that there was some action in DC but that it was hidden.
I have some new information to share. I was looking at the Eros web site and discovered a listing that definitely was two Indian girls, plus another listing that was a possibility.
The definite listing was two girls who have posted together, Dejah and Sasha. Sasha is the better-looking one but both are decent looking.
The "possible" listing was a girl named Zia who is working out of the BWI Airport area. Not 100% sure, but she sure has an Indian look to her face.
I'd love to follow up on both choices, but unfortunately I won't be in DC until the fall. Please post here if any of you have any success with either choice.
Cheesemaker
07-19-05, 14:22
I don't think Zia is Indian. She's with true gfe, an agency that specializes in girls from former Soviet states. Several of them have features that reflect a mix between Mongolian and European, such as Diana and Karina. I expect they are either Kazahk, or something close to that.
However, Jasmine with DCHotgirls is bona fide East Indian, and as gorgeous as anyone in the area.
Not long ago, a couple of mongers had asked whether there were any East Indian providers working the DC area, referring to girls from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Sri Lanka. The consensus was that there was some action in DC but that it was hidden.
I have some new information to share. I was looking at the Eros web site and discovered a listing that definitely was two Indian girls, plus another listing that was a possibility.
The definite listing was two girls who have posted together, Dejah and Sasha. Sasha is the better-looking one but both are decent looking.
The "possible" listing was a girl named Zia who is working out of the BWI Airport area. Not 100% sure, but she sure has an Indian look to her face.
I'd love to follow up on both choices, but unfortunately I won't be in DC until the fall. Please post here if any of you have any success with either choice.
Member #4338
07-19-05, 15:24
On a sweltering day in our Nation’s capital, I decided that I was ripe for some Royal treatment. I had not been in a while and was therefore interested in what was on offer. Upon arrival I was ushered to a room and older mamasan tried to hook me up with Coco. Coco is mid 20’s, 5’ 2”, 105 lbs, OK body, medium length black hair and otherwise unspectacular in looks. I figured if this was it then I’m going next door to Happiness and see if Mimi is around.
When I indicated I was less than enthusiastic with Coco and might leave, mamasan quickly arranged a line-up. Included was the ever popular Linda and a new sweet young thing named Tina ;) Now in my book Tina was truly well placed at Royal, as she is an AMP Princess. Tina is 5’ 6”, nicely curved 115 lbs, all natural 32 B’s, medium length beautiful brown hair and a very sweet face…ah yes!
Very nice experience from start to finish with most of the standard features (no AR). Tina makes you feel right at home and provides a pretty good GFE, if not a bit rushed (actually I didn’t mind the 45 minute hour as I was on a one hour meter on the street). Next time I’ll concentrate on getting her to slow up a bit.
Tina, highly recommended.
Lax
dspomega1007
07-19-05, 16:39
Is she kind of tall with blond hair?Not too tall, around 5'9", slim, all netural. With a tatoo with someone names on her back of left-side, she's definately looks hot. Too bad that I wasn't in good condition in that night.
Not long ago, a couple of mongers had asked whether there were any East Indian providers working the DC area, referring to girls from India, Pakistan, Bangladesh or Sri Lanka. The consensus was that there was some action in DC but that it was hidden.
I have some new information to share. I was looking at the Eros web site and discovered a listing that definitely was two Indian girls, plus another listing that was a possibility.
The definite listing was two girls who have posted together, Dejah and Sasha. Sasha is the better-looking one but both are decent looking.
The "possible" listing was a girl named Zia who is working out of the BWI Airport area. Not 100% sure, but she sure has an Indian look to her face.There is another Eros.com girl named Khali who has that distinctive Indian look. And she has some good reviews on *** too.
After a long layoff from AMPs I decided it was time to scratch the itch and headed out on Saturday night, around 1:45 am. Searched the board and found BOSS which I had never been to. Decided to try....but holy shit it's way too public! I'm not going to cut in line for the club and say "Oh dont mind me, I'm going upstairs to the AMP."
Bailed. A shame too, mamasan had told me on the phone there were 6 girls and no customers.
Went by Supra. Same problem. Partiers everywhere, fuck that.
Hit Royal around 2:15am. Nice and deserted, just as I like it. Got the lineup of 3 and chose Linda (hadnt read reviews).
In short, she's wonderful. Outstanding service in all areas, she's a true pro. Although I find it weird she was moaning that she loves me when we were fucking. Guess she wants repeat business. Anyway, her english is good, she's fairly hot, can fuck like a pro. At $160 it doesnt get better.
Sidenote: I was the only monger in Royal at 2:30am when I was placed in the sauna. Linda didnt accompany me, but the other two girls in the lineup came in the sauna and starting stroking me and rubbing tits on me saying "Next time see me." As nice as that was, it's actually kind of hot in there for too much action!
Further notes: Mike, caught your report on Boss and have this to offer. Perhaps the AMP girls can smell you're a pig and service you accordingly? Or maybe your shit attitude is the cause for the lack of performance? I get GREAT service 95% of the time, I can only assume you're the reason for your bad service.
Indian providers. Sasha and Deja are such drop dead hotties if they were legit there would be info everywhere. There seems to be a HUGE interest for Indian providers, yet those two have ZERO reviews. Why is that? I dont know, but I doubt what you see is what you get. Shame, cause the one in the bottom pic is simply gorgeous.
Alright people, Happy Mongering.
Like most people in DC I needed to cool down this afternoon, and decided to visit DT. By the time I climed the stairs, I was too winded to ask for lineup, but mamasan promised new girl.
All together Suzy was GFE. Early 30s, with small almost pubescent looking pair, a little extra in the midsection (by AMP standards only). But AR and tongue bath were slurpy, loud and good. My first DT at an amp, She really tried to take it all in. The rest of the rides were as usual, but satisfying.
Fun Fun Fun will definitely repeat.
Jack B Nimble
07-19-05, 21:58
Great time with new girl at DT - Soo-Gi. I don't usually go for tall, but she had a cute smile to go with slender 5-8 body. Good English, and warmed up quckly. Often the pretty ones don't give good service, but I was quite satisfied with a near-GFE experience. As always,YMMV but I have to give two thumbs up. BUt as you know, these girls move in and out quick so hard to stay with a regular. I asked about Sara -- the Mamasan mumbled something but may have said she was busy. If anyone has info on her, please post. But Soo-Gi is a winner.
Just an fyi, I think you overpaid by about $20. $100 is pretty much the ceiling in that area, unless of course you're paying for the 3rd hole. These out of town girls come in and think they can charge more than the going rate. The only way they'll learn is by passing up car after car that refuses to pay that price. Eventually, they'll come to a point of realization that if they want that top dollar, its going to be through escorting and not on the street. Why should we have to pay premium prices and take the risk?
Went to 14th & L St. NW at mid-night. Heavy LE present. Pick up a WSW outside 15th & M St. Her name is Jay, from Dallas Texas, $120 + $25 room. Hotel located in NW, forgot the address, it's far away from downtown, bad location. Jay is 19, 34B, good attitude but service is OK. Doesn't allow to kiss her nipple, no touching in pussy. BJ, cowgirl and missionary, but I was too tired and cannot cum, she refuse to do HJ and told me to do it by myself, while she rub her pussy. She got a roommate, forgot her name, but both chicks are hot!!!!
Jay told me that tonight is the last night in town. Don't know when they will return.
Lately I've grown bored with the same old routine from my girls so I ventured out to the loop the other night looking for a keeper. Things didn't heat up until shortly after 1am and I hoped to land my catch quick. Saw a couple cute white chicks getting out of their car north of L on 13th and one shouted at me as I passed so I looped around and caught them on L. Pulled over to the left hand side for some drivers side window chatting. The chubby brunette that originally caught my eye was not as cute as the slim dirty blonde, but things looked promising. The blonde grabbed my junks at onset and continued to stroke it over my track pants as we chatted. They started by asking if I wanted to take them both to a hotel. I told them I didn't have that kind of cash on me and also told them where I lived and that I prefered to go there. They were pleased with the location and told me they'd cut their fee in half to 2.5 Hamilton's for both. Please. I told them 1 hamil for one and the blonde said no. The brunette said she was game but I passed and drove off. The blonde stroked me to hard so I was ready to roll.
As I pulled off and approached the light at L and 13th, a car with two other white chicks pull up next to me eager to chat. They looked more like hot straight girls from the clubs and again it was a blonde and brunette, both slim and hot. As I rolled down the window the brunette driver said something like "you don't want them, you want us", to which I agreed, so they told me to follow them. We drove around to 11th and pulled over to chat. The blonde came over and got in the passenger seat. She told me it would be 2.5 Hamil's a piece. I told her my price and she tried to haggle so I said no thanks and we parted ways. Maybe the girls mark me willing to pay those prices, but I hope other mongers aren't paying escort prices for girls they find on the street.
There weren't too many girls out at this point, but as I was passing the Clicks area I noticed a familiar face and she called out and said "Hey it's Michelle". I double-backed and picked her up. I remembered I'd seen this girl a handful of times but it'd been so long I couldn't remember anything about her service except that she was a nice, hot, young, black girl who liked to smoke the sticky-icky. She told me she'd been in New Orleans and some other city and informed me that the last time I saw her was about a year ago. She said I had just gotten my new car at the time. Damn, pretty good memory. On the ride to my place she said she was making no money in DC and planned to leave within a week, maybe head to Chicago.
We got back to my place and I was glad I picked her up. She had just gotten out of a cab when I drove by the first time so she was fresh and nicely oiled up. I love that. Her skin was incredibly smooth with a beautiful milk chocolate complexion. She had a healthy, athletic build with nice full C's and active nips. She was damn cute, easy to talk to, and liked to laugh. She impressed me again with her memory as she asked me about a friend who I must have bitched about last time I saw her. She was on her game.
Anyway, we hung out for a bit and I couldn't resist partaking a little in her blunt that she broke out. Finally we got down to business about 20 minutes later. Good god she was rockin that night. I must say again how much I dig a chick with pretty skin that is freshly oiled up. I did some nip sucking and ass pawing and then let her do her thing. She gave an awesome exteneded cbj. I got behind her for some doggie action and stroked away for a while until she started letting out some nice sounds and asking if it felt good. It sure did. Then she climbed aboard for some CG. She got into it nicely. I was going to go on forever and she'd been over for a while so I said I would finish my self off. She balked at this and asked "you don't want to come inside me?" Oh god, how could I resist. She starting really tearing things up and before too long she sucked the life out of me. Fantastic.
I shouldn't have hit that blunt with her because it really got to my head. She asked if I'd prefer her to take a cab back to the track; I happily agreed. Like an ass-hat, I forgot to collect her number. She kept talking about it, asking if I still had her number and that it would probably be the same as before, but I was trying to get my head straight and it went in one ear and out the other. We had planned a future earlier in the evening date, without her wearing a wig, but now I have no number. I'm gonna have to go out loopin it again one of these nights so I can collect it before she disappears.
Anyway, I felt like hell the next day, physically. Tired with a cob-webbed brain and it reminded me why I don't hit the loop much anymore. Alas, Michelle was so damn sweet I HAVE hit it again this week to collect that number. Unless of course someone here has that number, and would be willing to share via PM? Thank you.
This was my first time at Happiness. Mimi, 5'6", slim with perfect natural D's, mmMMMmmm, was my attendant. Nice TS, good massage and above average CBJ (my normal spa activity). Very rejuvenating time. My only complaint, was that she was a little short on the AR, but when I requested she go back, she obliged.
Between Royal (a couple doors down) and Happiness, I would choose Happiness. It is much more relaxed and much more clean.
dspomega1007
07-20-05, 17:17
Thanks your info. I'll remember that!
Just an fyi, I think you overpaid by about $20. $100 is pretty much the ceiling in that area, unless of course you're paying for the 3rd hole. These out of town girls come in and think they can charge more than the going rate. The only way they'll learn is by passing up car after car that refuses to pay that price. Eventually, they'll come to a point of realization that if they want that top dollar, its going to be through escorting and not on the street. Why should we have to pay premium prices and take the risk?
I had an appointment in DC this afternoon and decided I would see what CPHC had to offer in light that the board said they were back in business.
I arrived around 2pm and I was the only customer in the place. Although I was not granted a lineup when requested. I was told that all of the girls are new since the re-opening.
Standard DC fee to enter. Was granted Hanna for my trainer. Pretty face, somewhat of a belly (although not to much), nice shapely rear, but small (possibly enhanced) B cups.
Hanna took me to the shower and gave me the longest bath I have ever had in an amp. In my mind, thiis meant one of two things; she either wanted to waste alot of time in the shower so the time in the room was limited and thus the activities, or, the room events would be superb.
Back to the room, Hanna explained that they did not have their massage license and was only able to give me aroma-therapy...unless I wanted a massage, etc. from an unlicensed therapist. I opted to forgo the aroma-therapy and get what I could...albeit from an unlicensed massage therapist.
She made me swear that I was not LE; and I made her swear the same to me. Are you sure, she asked? Yes, but are you sure, said I.
The last time I was there was before they were "closed for vacation" and they had a visit from the inspector. Talk about being uncomfortable when a dude from the Gov't comes into your room, asks what you are there for, and your first name. What a sham? But, I digress.
After a few moments of massage, off came her clothes, and the remaining events began to unfold. She proceed with a little AR, then flipped me over to perform a great CBJ. She was so into it that I could not hold out for the other main event. Damn. It was a pitty since, from what my fingers told me, it was a very tight kitty...almost sewed shut!
This unlicensed massage therapist truly could perform as well as anyone I have ever experienced "with a license". Evidently, she had some type of formal training.
Nevertheless, the entire event was completely enjoyable. My only regret is that I have a thing for Asians with large natural cans...not small B-cup enhanced models. Gone are the days of CiCi with her natural D+ cups. Or, are those days gone? If I am wrong, please let me know.
I definately would repeat, but still on the prowl for the evasive large natural Asian breast.
ThePunter7216
07-20-05, 23:44
There is another Eros.com girl named Khali who has that distinctive Indian look. And she has some good reviews on *** too.
Are you sure? I didn't find a single review there under her name or her phone number.
Dc Travel 2003
07-21-05, 00:05
Are you sure? I didn't find a single review there under her name or her phone number.No intel on CV for Sasha but to see reviews on Khali, set exclude bad websites to no and it will pop up. Jasmine (dchotgirls) is there too but under asian.
Dc Travel 2003
07-21-05, 00:12
Are you sure? I didn't find a single review there under her name or her phone number.As for Dejah & Sasha, they are suspect b/c they are using the email address of Apolonia who is with dc/ebony playmates. Does not have a good rep. escort wise. Again, search by number, set exclude to no and will see tanya with that same number.
Ustrongman
07-21-05, 14:34
At 11:15 AM, locked up tight with a closed sign hanging inside the door. I was on a mission to break my 1818 cherry, and as usual get called by name during the clean up inning. What gives? Anyone care to recommend whom I should ask for when I do get in.
PM me for a lead I have in Alexandria. I'm willing to swap with trusted seniors.
Robux, hello!
ThePunter7216
07-21-05, 21:18
Yeah, 1818 doesn't open until later. Not sure exactly when, but one time I went there at noon and they were still closed. :(
I haven't been there in a long time. Should try to get back over there one of these days.
At 11:15 AM, locked up tight with a closed sign hanging inside the door. I was on a mission to break my 1818 cherry, and as usual get called by name during the clean up inning. What gives? Anyone care to recommend whom I should ask for when I do get in.
PM me for a lead I have in Alexandria. I'm willing to swap with trusted seniors.
Robux, hello!
Visted Supra Spa this afternoon and I had the best experience there I have ever had. Visited with Pepsi for the first time and I would highly recommend her. She has only been there several weeks and her English is limited but she is highly experienced. Had a standard TS, but she cleaned very well in all the right places. This gave me a pretty good indication as to what was to come. In the room great massage with AR. On the flip got a great BBBJ, DATY, and finished in Mish. By far the best experience I have every had at any AMP, and I have been to many. Would definitely visit her again.
Midnight88
07-23-05, 08:37
Sorry boys, have been working das ass off, and have not had time to write...but had some time to do the following:
Hooked up with Chyna last week. She is a REALLY good looking girl. And pretty good personality. Caught her before she took her nightly trip to DC. Got the how much you want to spend. I said $ for half hour. She said $$ for half hour, and I said, that is not what I heard...."Oh yeah, we can do that"
So I roll out to her spot in No Va. Room was a little messy. But oh well. Good technique and energy. 30 Mins was like 15 mins, but I didn't mind so much, I was kind of in a rush, and just wanted to check her out. She passed.
As i was walking up to the room, I passed another white girl, who kind of looked at me. I think that she was staying with Chyna, because when I was leaving, Chyna called someone and said "you can come back up now" and "what did you do with the weed..."
Tried to do a daily double with Starr. She was on her way to DC for the night. Told her $ for half an hour. She said that she would call me back, she never did. Obviously not high enough.
Hooked up with Blaze from Lanham Inn.
Hooked up at her place. Twas awright.....She got fired the day after (for not going to work. nothing to do with us) Got her job back yesterday. Paid way too much, we'll see if I can get it back
over the next few weeks.
More to follow.
Some visits ago, I was worn out, and probably looking like I might be headed at a stroke or other serious medical problem.
Momason gave me a bottle of WOO HWANG CHUNG SIM WON, to take home. The box states that is Refreshing Chines Herb Drink. Momason said that if I feal like a medical problem is starting, to shake the botle and drink it all. Contains about 4 ounces. She offered that it would stop heart attacks and strokes.
Has anybody ever heard of this, or been given this? Is it legal, does it work?
Can't find anything even close to these words on the internet.
Wondering if it a secret oriental alternate to Vitamin V, or a very small bottle of coca-cola.
Thanks, Mr Boh
Just got back in my hotel room after a long walk down L and K. Lots and Lots of WSW's and BSW's. After reading the forum, I was surprised at the quality of some of the WSW's. Since I was walking, they didn't pay much attention to me, so I got a pretty good look. One was a blonde in t-shirt and blue jeans...very cute. She was openly trying to get a ride. Didn't seem concerned about the occassional LE at all. An asian in a pick dress with huge tits was hitting the corner of 14 and L pretty hard. I'm sure she didn't last long before getting a ride.
Stopped by the drinking hole without a name and as soon as I stepped off the stairs two hot blondes invited me to join them at the bar. These were 9 plus's at least. After some chit-chat they asked if I was local and I told them "no" and that I was staying at a nearby hotel. One asked if they could join me in my room, but I had not expected to hit such a jackpot (was honestly out just for a midnight walk!), so I reluctantly declined.
Inspired by Moonview's report (see 7/13), I visited Pepsi at Supra. A word on Supra itself: the stairway on the four story climb to the spa has won, despite keen competition from Downtown in times past, the title of Foulest Stairway to a DC AMP - strewn with cigarette butts and other rubbish, and smelling awful. Once in the spa, ask for the room to the left of the entrance, it is is considerably larger than the others.
The positive reports of Pepsi are fully justified. She is mid-20s, of medium build (5'6", 34Bs at a guess) and beautiful. She has a cheerful and amiable disposition (without being vapid or overchatty) and very good English (on this I disagree with Fran17's review of Pepsi). It was a pleasure to be able to talk with an AMP girl in more than the rudimentary English that is usual. Her techniques are superb in all respects - AR included. However, the BJ was covered, unlike Fran17's experience: perhaps I need to build up a track record with Pepsi before getting a BBBJ.
Here I have a confession: on my visit my pecker was not performing. Pepsi was a trooper, doing her best to elicit a better response, alas to no avail. I also liked the very kind way she tried to minimise my embarrassment.
Anyway, in my book Pepsi is the new star. Face 9, body 9, attitude 10, performance 9.
After having an excellent time with Linda recently I found myself calling Royal at 3:30am on Friday night- yes, 3:30am. Mamasan answered and asked who I was, she remembered me from the prior week and told me to come right over.
Got buzzed in close to 4am and everything was completely dead up there. Linda had likely been asleep when I called, judging from the look of her. She said "You no want shower eh? Just coming here to fuck me, huh?" She had hit the nail on the head! Linda got a warm towel and wiped me down a little before getting to action.
Which was superb! I'd had about 5 too many drinks that evening and was just looking for hardcore sex- she truly obliged. She showed great energy and a willingness to do every position imaginable regardless of how late it was. We went at it for close to an hour with her taking the lead at some points and dirty talking throughout. Only as the clock struck 5am did she finally start to run out of gas. We finished in standing position DFKing while she was grinding herself into me. Great stuff!
After a session like that, I hesitate to see her again as there's nowhere to go but downhill. But Linda certainly gets my highest recommendation. She's really a great woman, treat her well.
Next up, probably the Pepsi challenge.
Happy Mongering!
Went to DT last week for the first time. The walk up the stairs is a b*tch but it didn't seem to smell too bad. Saw the incense holder on the bottom floor, but no incense was burning.
Was greeted by mamasan and shown to my room. Said she would bring "very beautiful girl". I was greeted a short time later by Annie. She was on the short side, maybe 5'2" with kind of an athletic / gymnast build. Enhanced rack i'm guessing in the 34C range.
Off to the TS, which was OK, got clean but not much more than that. Back at the room got on the table and got a soft massage with lots of teasing. On the flip got standard services, CBJ, CG, mish. Every time I squeezed her nips, Annie would say "soft" -- I guess I was pinching them too hard ...
As others have reported, the ending had a little bit of a wham bam thank you maam feel to it. Got the hot towel and then Annie just stood there waiting for me to get dressed. No help getting dressed, no extra cuddles afterward.
The ratings as I see them:
Face: 7
Body: 7
Attitude: 7 rushed at the end
Service: 6
I wouldn't repeat but YMMV.
Peace, MG
Lance Manion
07-24-05, 19:54
After the baseball game on Sunday, thought I would stop in at Downtown to see if I could score even if the Nats could not. Mamasan gave me a lineup of three new girls and I pulled Julie. She's early in her mid-twenties with blonde straked hair, a cute dimpled smile, and a killer bod (with all natural B's - real nice). All in all a very nice time. Good TS, and service in the room (covered BJ, reverse CG, mish). A very nice time and I will repeat with this new DT cutie.
BTW, on my way out I saw Jai who informed me she was going on a three-week vacation. Julie will be a nice substitute until Jai returns.
Lance
USGers,
My legs were very tight and sore after a cross country drive, the perfect excuse for a massage. It is very convenient living next door to an AMP, so I made a step around the corner to Sun Club, went in the open door and was met at the top of the stairs by an older mamasan. I told her that I really needed a good massage today, and brought me a girl and said she would give a great massage. I am not sure that we were on the same wavelength.
Koko was short, with big full breasts and slightly thick around the waist. I normally would have been disappointed with the waist, but I was really wanting a good massage on my legs, and would be happy if she was the ticket. Was taken to one of the better massage rooms, (at least I moved up in status)
She gave me an excellent TS, with a new twist even. She gave a good scrub, then stripped and used her body and full breasts and to massage more. The new twist was that she also gave me a scrubing with her bush. She used her soapy bush as a sponge and washed my back and body parts.
Ok, so now I was ready to get my legs relaxed, well she started, but it was just a lead in for her. She never gave me any type of worthwhile massage, a light touch, an erotic touch, the hair touch, yes, but not the solid massage I was looking for. I would stop her and point to my thighs, but she never really got the message. As she started to move in for some asian, I stopped her and said not today. She was so dejected, I agreed to an HJ, which she gave with a frown.
Koko, I think would have been a fantastic girl if I had wanted FS, because the TS was good and showed creativity, but it wasn't what I was in the market for that day.
Davegdb
Had a Sun visit today; what would be more appropriate on the hottest day of the year than a visit to a place called the SUN club! And hot it was.
Pulled koko out of the draw and was a little disappointed at first because she's a little plump in a Renaissance type of way, not fat mind you but a bit rounder than thinner. Though she had a great set of rather long suckable nips, tight box, and a cute face in her favor. The only negatives I will point out is a rather poorly done "C" scare and a "my mom use to spank me with w/ a frying pan" flat ass. But don't most. Hmmm?
The place was dead, so there was no rush through the entire event; all was offered and a few upgrades came my way if I promised to see her exclusively! I think I had the answer out before she even finished her next thought!! "Yeah baby"
As posted in a previous posting re Koko, the massage was nothing to write home about but hey if you want that, there are other places I can recommend.
*Never forget to take your $10 coup courtesy of the "Wash Post" and a possible rebate if you see the right girl.
Collectively an 8/10 is my rating across the board; next vist I go for the 10's.
Keep it cool. ;-)
Tried a bottle last night, with the cell phone pre set to 911, needing only to push send.
I doubt that there are many of you who know what fish-heads and nuckman (sp) looks and smells like. To the very few that do understand, congratulations on also making it through Vietnam, and still being able participate in this hobby, and web site. We must be the significant minority party by now. 1968 to 2005 is a long time. To the younger generation, it was sort of a boiled cabbage, that I am told was good eating. It looked and smelled like a three day hospital visit to me.
That smell also brings back memories of a bad year in many lives, that were interupted by $2 to $4 vacations.
Well, I tried the WOO HWANG CHUNK SIM WON, that Pink gave me at Sun, a week ago. Got passed the smell ok. But have not imagined any thing tasting as bad as the last fish-heads and nuckman.
After about an hour there were no physical or mental changes, that I could detect. But, a few National Bohemian Beers did help forget all the above.
Thanks for the one PM I received about this product, including a web site, but could not translate it. Looks like Vitamin V, for the olders amoungst us, is still the way to move Upward, get a Head, and acomplish Multiple Positions.
Two furs used to mean flying into Vietnam, from Yakota, Japan, on the last day of the month, being on the ground at midnight, and taking off after midnight, on the first day of the next month for Kadena, Okinawa: $4 outside the main gate, often refered to as "The turkey Farm, or Gobblers Gulch". This qualified for 2 months combat pay, and two months tax deductions.
2 Furs today is something I have been wondering about, a couple National Bohs helps. I have read only one poster who ever described taking on 2 Furs in one AMP visit. Long ago, Spa King described such an hour with Sunny and Priscilla at Arikato. Arikato, Sunny and Priscilla are long since departed. Sunny is an all time top 10. I never could find Priscilla, when not busy.
Not having read anybody talk of such an encounter, raises the questions has any body, and was it worth it. At the AMPS at which I have asked about this, mamason insists that it would be 2x60, for the house, which seams wrong, because it is one room.
Fully understand, and agree that each attendant needs to receive distinct rewards.
Probably the hardest task would be to find two ladies who would really get into it, and would not be just going through the motions.
Any experiences.
Mighty Spearsman
07-26-05, 16:09
Two furs used to mean flying into Vietnam...
2 Furs today is something I have been wondering about, a couple National Bohs helps. I have read only one poster who ever described taking on 2 Furs in one AMP visit...Not having read anybody talk of such an encounter, raises the questions has any body, and was it worth it. At the AMPS at which I have asked about this, mamason insists that it would be 2x60, for the house, which seems wrong, because it is one room...Any experiences?
I myself have experienced two girl sessions in various African countries and in both Jakarta, Indonesia and Bangkok, Thailand (nothing new for those latter two places), as well as here in the US - heck, once in the back of my car many years ago.
Not sure about the AMPs in DC, but here in Connecticut, several guys have posted on USA SG about having 2-girl sessions at an AMP. My impression is that basically, all one has to do is ask (or at least drop a hint), and be willing to pay two house fees plus two tips. The main reason why it doesn't happen more often may be simply because not enough guys ask (or are willing to pay the $320).
The reason why one would have to pay two house fees, even though only one room is being used, is that the guy is now tying up two girls, which means that the second girl would not be available if another customer walks in one minute later. The second house fee can always be negotiated downwards, even to $0, if the guy is there during a slow time (which would be the best time to request a two-fur). Remember, a smart mamasan would not want to tie up all of her girls at once, and risk having to turn away a customer who might then never return.
One key to success is to always choose one girl yourself and let her pick the second girl. Even then, there may not be any girl-on-girl action, but at least they'll work well together and make sure you get the best session possible.
In every case that I can think of, the guy who had a 2-girl session at an AMP said that it was definitely worth it (same with all of my personal experiences).
Face-7: Cute
Body-6 for body, 10 for breast: Not thin, 5’1”, 125?, C-D naturals with long nips!
Attitude-9: Nice, English OK
Service-9: Excellent TS (Body to Body), Very accommodating & anxious to please.
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Following up on Dave GD’s report, I received a similar experience… a great massage or HJ wasn't my motive. For the past few months, I’ve been seeing Pink… it was a little awkward when Pink answered the door and lead me to the room (I prefer to have one girl per AMP, unless I need to improve or change the current services).
TS… She gave an excellent body-to-body, using her breast and brush all over my body, front and back. Guys, she has the best looking and exciting nips that I’ve seen. The scrub wasn’t rushed nor excessive; very relaxing and almost as enjoyable as the ones I experienced in Bangkok.
Back in the Room... She started very similar to Dave’s experience and then got into AR. On the flip, she unknowingly gave me kisses with a crappy after taste… no more AR for me in the future or at least I’ll past on those kisses!
Good transition on the BJ and applying the cover (Pink is the better expert here, especially with the Fire & Ice Treatment). For the balance of the FS, she did a great job. Not quite the expertise of the top 10 providers, but one that I expect to become a top provider in the near future (along with Pink) at the Sun Club or where ever… she has the right attitude and is anxious to please.
I’ll continue to try Coco a couple more times. In comparison to cars, Pepsi would be like a Ferrari, Coco more like a Cadillac or Buick… both comfortable and enjoyable rides, just different experiences depending on your current needs.
USGers,
My legs were very tight and sore after a cross country drive, the perfect excuse for a massage. It is very convenient living next door to an AMP, so I made a step around the corner to Sun Club, went in the open door and was met at the top of the stairs by an older mamasan. I told her that I really needed a good massage today, and brought me a girl and said she would give a great massage. I am not sure that we were on the same wavelength.
Koko was short, with big full breasts and slightly thick around the waist. I normally would have been disappointed with the waist, but I was really wanting a good massage on my legs, and would be happy if she was the ticket. Was taken to one of the better massage rooms, (at least I moved up in status)
She gave me an excellent TS, with a new twist even. She gave a good scrub, then stripped and used her body and full breasts and to massage more. The new twist was that she also gave me a scrubing with her bush. She used her soapy bush as a sponge and washed my back and body parts.
Ok, so now I was ready to get my legs relaxed, well she started, but it was just a lead in for her. She never gave me any type of worthwhile massage, a light touch, an erotic touch, the hair touch, yes, but not the solid massage I was looking for. I would stop her and point to my thighs, but she never really got the message. As she started to move in for some asian, I stopped her and said not today. She was so dejected, I agreed to an HJ, which she gave with a frown.
Koko, I think would have been a fantastic girl if I had wanted FS, because the TS was good and showed creativity, but it wasn't what I was in the market for that day.
Davegdb
Took a nap at lunchtime today and dreamed I went to King Spa. A stunner opened the door. Couldn't understand her name and gave up trying after a few attempts (besides, I couldn't stop staring at her tits). TS was very throrough, promising good things to come. Massage was excellent, powerful and firm. The girl could definitely make it as a legit masseuse. She seemed quite taken with me and asked if she could do more than massage, so I let her.
She stripped and had an awesome petite body (except for those tits!) and started massaging me with it. She kissed the back of my neck and down my body...fantastic. She did something amazing by turning around and was laying in a 69 position with me still face down. Then she rubbed her furry bush on the back of my neck while she kissed and licked my ass. I almost came right then!
On the flip, she produced a cover and gave a spirited bj, then a real 69. Yummy, beautiful and tasty. Tried some cowboy, but finished with her boobs in my face while she masterfully jerked me off.
What a dream!!!
Last visit to Sun was to see Pink. It was good. So, it made sense to repeat, with a known lady of quality. Called momason and was told that Pink was there and would be that evening. I’ve found that stopping at Burger King and bringing a few sandwiches creates a lot of good will, and slows down, or prevents the hour is over, knock on the door.
Momason was not around, and Pink was acting in charge. Thought she was just a little too pushy in wanting to get the house fee. After asking to say hello to mamason again, Pink offered a lineup. Still not sure how that happened. But, seing who else was available would be good ok.
There was a very well built Candy, who has been around for some time. Great build, but the lack of English was a turn down, not off. Second was a young lady that just did not look interested.
Then there was Jun. No further deliberations were needed. First, and to be fully honest, Jun will not be for everybody. But, for those who hobby and have some age behind them, she is in a class all by herself. She had an expression that made it perfectly clear that, “Hey old man, you are not middle age, and I am not a kid, but I will do things to and with you that kids may never have even imagined. At least that was the message that both the big head, and the little head were hearing. I have second thoughts to turn down Pink, but she had some Whoppers to share.
Jun is without doubt a 36D, as she states. I give that a bit higher grade. States that she is 31. I go along with that, and might add a few years for good measure. Her face is not just Oriental, but with the very long black hair, gave a look of a Spanish Madonna from centuries past. The total package, held together in a short blue dress, that was much too small, was a knockout. But, there is a bit of a tummy. Again, not for everybody, but to those that recognize a great work of art, that has been so, for a few years is worth seeing.
Off to the shower. It was excellent. Every square inch was given meticulous attention, showing that all areas would be addressed later. Then there was a first for me. She washed my hair. Never had this, and do not recall others writing about it. Is this common?
After the flip, June climbed on top, and gave every indication of starting CG, right then. Instead she slid back down until Mr Bow Jr, was wedged into the lower par of the small of her back, just above the brown spot. Umph!.. She then proceeded to scrub the upper part, while rocking back and forth. Very different then the full body shampoo down by the immortal Sunny at Arikato, but in the same major leagues of service and satisfaction. Grade the TS a 9 /10, and am not sure what it would take to make it a ten.
Mr Boh may have needed some extra cleanliness. We went into the wash room and each did a round of Listerine. Again, this was a new procedure, but maybe it indicated something else that would be new.
Back in the room, it was time to see what was going to be available, before the massage. Both Jun and my towels were quickly dropped and a hug, just a simple hug was started, to see who would set the pace from there on. As an old man, I was truly happy that this mature lady knew what would make Big and little Mr Bow excited. The 38Ds were just about as fine as 31 year old ones can be. They are natural and firm with just about the perfect flexibility, and very responsive. Nips were hard. Jun has a wonderful way of holding on with both hands, and putting knee and thigh to use.
The massage started with a face down start. Again, there was a totally new procedure. Instead of using a liquid, Jun had a can of powder. Probably just regular Johnson’s baby powder. It beets the h*ll out of any thing Mr Boh has ever experienced. Starting from feet, and moving up, Jun climbed on board and made great use of the 36Ds. About half way up, I said lets try and build an arch. With rear end on high, June paid full attention to the Pacific Rim, and a great reach through.
The flip led to even better. The baby powder, slow and meticulous hands, and I face that I consider a classical beauty, brought the two Mr Bosh to full attention. Attention that has never been reached as well with bady oil. Jun is the best at slow, teasing HJ.
Jun asked if I was ready. Mr Bow said NO! This was just too good to move forward. From previous visits, have learned that a few burgers, fish and chicken sandwiches slow down the mamason time keeping clock. This old man was just plane happy. Sight of beautiful face, great headlights and the best hands in the business. Would it get better? Yup!
Lots of licking and teasing as the protection device arrived. D*mn I hate those little, small sized contraptions. From now on it will be BYO, Magnum extra large. This is not to brag, but the average oriental must be pretty damn small.
CBJ started, as is Jun’s style slow soft and with lots of eye attention. This is as far as “Wham bam thank you mam,” as possible. Suspect that the Young and Restless might find this less than awesome. Again, YMMV. Old farts will likely be ecstatic. Mr Bow drives a four door, rear wheel drive, V8 sedan, just like in the 60s. BMW drivers might not be for Jun. I enjoy the trip, and am not in a hurry to speed to the next destination.
Now passing the one hour mark, and no RUSH signs in sight. Then it was time for the main event. Started CG. Then went RCG. Still no RUSH signs. So it was back for a trip to France.
Then another new variant. There was a very large and comfortable coach, in addition to the standard floor mat. Never did like these very much. So while sitting on the coach, Jun demonstrated French and Russian lessons again. What a clear, unobstructed view. Mr Boh did not want to keep Jun from getting on with the rest of the evening. Beside, her Whopper was waiting. Whopper, pun definitely intended, was just the way to finish!
Had put 2 hours on a parking meter, and after stopping to pick up from Burger King, 16 minutes left.
I ask that anybody who tries Sun, come with in a happy mood, treat the ladies with respect, and you will depart in whatever state of mind is better than happy. But again, Jun is not for everyone.
Member #4338
07-27-05, 14:52
This afternoon I went looking for the very special Mimi at Happiness. Upon my arrival I was informed that she was on vacation until Monday. Hmmm … do I believe that or is she gone for good? No way to tell so I decide to conduct myself as a gentlemen and to decline Mamasan’s offer of alternate entertainment. A noble gesture to remain true to my one and only … also thought that I could go next door and see what was cooking at Royal! (Read on .. in retrospect I would have been better off taking the offered option at Happiness)
Having assured Mamasan that Mimi was the only one for me (Does anybody really think the AMP girls read this board? If they do I’m dead!!) I strolled to Royal. Turned out that I didn’t have much luck there either. Mamasan showed me Coco again (see prior post). Again turned her down and asked about the availability of Tina or Linda. Both were busy. Come back in 40 minutes! Yeah, right!
Off I went to see what was on tap at Mirage, an establishment I’ve not been to in a while and that has gotten few recent reports on this board. Hooked up with Nana, no not the old Nana with the rock hard tits, but a new softer and more attractive version just newly arrived in town. New Nana is 5’ 2”, 115 lbs, long black hair with a nice (nice, not great) body. Good TS, passable rub and then competent main event. Definitely wouldn’t repeat until all other options exhausted.
Be safe out there.
Lax
Hit up Supra last night for the Pepsi challenge. Overall a decent session with all the usuals, especially great AR, kudos to her!
But I think Pepsi was tired and wasnt into doing too much work. She didnt want to CG or RCG, only positions where I was huffing and puffing. It was obvious she was hoping I'd finish fast too.
I understand, what a shitty job they have- and really she seems like a great girl. Very pleasant, wanted to snuggle and talk afterwards. Even gave me her cell number and asked that I call her. So I DO agree with recent reviews of her, it's just that I didnt have the session I was really looking for. Plus she mentioned that I made her sore. Amazing how tight these Korean girls are huh? Even the pros have vice-clamps down there!
Anyway I suppose I prefer tanned Korean girls with racks (fake or natural) that love to fuck. Anyone coming across said girls, please post here or PM me.
Happy Mongering fellas.
PS: Anyone notice the general atmosphere of Supra has declined as the area becomes more clubby? Pepsi mentioned they now have a big problem w/young drunks coming up there and raising hell.
Crazy Dick
07-27-05, 21:27
This afternoon I went looking for the very special Mimi at Happiness. Upon my arrival I was informed that she was on vacation until Monday. Hmmm … do I believe that or is she gone for good? No way to tell LaxLax my friend,
Mimi was at Happiness at 7 PM Yesterday (Tuesday). Great as always!
Told her I would see her next week and she didn't say anything about going on vacation. She was telling me how much she liked being in DC.
On a side note the big mamasan (Kay) at Happy has quit again. The new one is named Lisa.
Crazy Dick,
So many AMP's and so little money.
P.S. Congrats at a good visit at Marage. Do you know if the old Nana is gone?
Scorpio Rising
07-28-05, 02:23
After a month of hybernation from AMP scene, this humble narrator was overtaken by the ever-so contagious yellow fever tonite. First, drove aimlessly around DC and found myself inside Royal Spa to see if Linda of Royal is the same Linda who used to do her things at DT or not. Mamasan [Royal's] showed me 4 gals, but none of them looked anything close to the now departed Linda from DT. I gave mamasan some bullshit about needing to go get some cash first, then would come back [yeah, right!].
Bolted from there and thought about checking in with Mimi at Happiness [for old time sake] or one of their other lovelies, but decided to try out Pepsi at Dupont instead [all these damn recent reports on her gave me tingly feelings in my pants, and it just won't be denied].
I would rate her a 7 in terms of look [face], 7.5 for body [natural 34-b jugs and lovely pair of legs included], and maybe an 8.5 for her overall good service. The super tight pink snapper was superb though [in terms of its snappiness and taste] as my soldier is still a bit sore right now from the close combat [gland to gland] session. As reported recently by other mongers who took the Pepsi challenge, her salad tossing skill is up there with the best of them. Two enthusiastic thumbs [and sacks] up for her extended visit to mianus along with the teabagging and brief BBBJ moments that were simply fantastic.
Pepsi is a lovely Korean lady about 25 yo [so she said but my guesstimation says more like late 20s], roughly 5'4 ~ 5'5" tall weighing at around 110 lbs soaked wet. She has fair skin [not salon baked tan on this one] complexion, pretty hair, shapely legs and nice natural 34 b set of twins. The stomach area is not super tight but still nice enough. Her personality though is great and her English is better than lots of the AMP gals in this area. Although I personally like to shoot the shit with these lovelies in their native tongue more so than in English [cuz I phucqing get a kick out of porking them in Korean dirty talks], but to each his own, huh?
I did most of the servicing though as Pepsi didn't show me her cowgirl moves after our lengthy munching on each other's gland. She laid down on her back and I went to town on her kitty [like it owed me money, hehehe] and she spanked my ass while I porked away at her extremely tight box. Wow, what muscle control this lovely Pepsi has, huh? She grabbed my face downward and DFK me so hard and that took me up another notch. Then we switched to a standup K9 so I can view the actions in the big mirror on the wall. It was awesome as I spat right on target [at her bunghole] and gave her a big digit up her poop chute. I talked filthy shit to her in Korean the whole time we were porkin and she seemed into it talking dirty back to me in Korean language too, another fantastic benefit from this very authentically Korean theraputic session.
Then we switched again into variety of mishs, then onto a sideway entry where we could really DFk and I could play with her jug with one hand and flicking her bean with another, all with one of her legs on my shoulder. It's very porn-style position to be in. Then, the damn mamasan came knocking on the door alerting her that the hr is almost up. So I took it up another notch and went turbo speed on her until my savage moment of bliss descended upon me. I felt loads of my manmade juice gushing out [inside of her] and thought I have died and landed in pussy heaven. Glorious bliss it was my fellow mongering brethens.
Yes, Pepsi is a solid performer if I were to give her a performance review. Her attitude is very sweet, but I can't give her more than a 7 for her looks though as I have had prettier ones than her before. But, her eyes are pretty eventhough she was wearing fake eyelashes that helped making her eyelashes look longer and exotic. Phew, phucqing long ass report and I am signing off til the next episode.
Still Porkin Them,
Scorpio Rising
Member #4338
07-28-05, 08:27
Lax my friend,
P.S. Congrats at a good visit at Marage. Do you know if the old Nana is gone?
CD:
Glad that you had better luck finding Mimi than I did. You are right, however, new Mamasan is in charge at Happiness and perhaps she didn't know that Mimi is my one and only (...well almost!). She certainly didn't say that Mimi was busy and to come back later. Time will tell.
As to Nana at Mirage, I have to assume that since this new girl has taken the name that the old Nana of the rock hard tatas is history. IMHO the new is a vast improvement over the old. Give it a try and let us all know what you think.
Peace and love,
Lax
JoeMamma11
07-28-05, 11:13
Tomorrow I will me taking my first journey into the world of DC AMP's. I have been to Rainbow and Moonlight in Maryland, but I have a meeting tomorrow in the city, so I thought I would bust my cherry. And I will post a full report, as I want to be a contributing part of this board, even though I don't head out very often.
I have a couple of questions for you more experienced shoppers. If I admit it's my first time, will I still have the opportunity to have the full menu? Also, I have read many of the post and I have some ideas of the girls I would like to see (I am a breast man). If I go in and ask for one of these girls, should I say that a friend recommended her? My basic worries are, how different is the game in DC from a place like Rainbow or Moonlight? Any advise would be greatly appreciated.
Joe
Hugh Jardon
07-28-05, 16:56
I really wish you'd do more mongering. Your reports are always informative and well written. I especially like when you start talking about doing them "real horror show"! Love the "Clockwork Orange" references. One of my all time favorite books.
Keep up the good work!
Member #4032
07-29-05, 11:05
I recently had a visit to see the infamous Pink. I was in no way disappointed. I would strongly advise anyone who hasn't seen her to make a visit for the Fire and Ice alone. Unfortunately I had mamasan give the TS, which was not what I was hoping, but things got better.
Once Pink arrived I was already laying down in the room. She told me to sit on the edge of the table with my legs hanging off. This is when the wonderful Fire and Ice started. Unbelieveable feeling along with an incredible view watching her go to work, I really had to concentrate not to blow right there.
After a few minutes of that, she gave an average massage, then flipped for more French. That's all I was looking for and she gave an great performance. After I was finished she continued to stroke for a while, asking if I wanted to go again. FOr whatever reason, I decided to leave, but this may be the two-fer that some of you are looking for.
Next, I called last night looking for June. Said she's on vacation. Is this true? Mr. Boh?
Also, despite my love for Pink, I'm a huge breast fan, so I think I'll try Coco or Candy next.
Finally, does anyone have the name of the King Spa provider reviewed recently with the incredible breasts? Were they Bs, Cs, Ds? She sounds awesome.
For the previous post, I rarely see the same girl more than once and typically never know any of the girls or mamasans due to very infrequent visits. I just say that a friend told me to see you, that you were the best and say that you've seen one of the other girls previously.
Mighty Spearsman
07-29-05, 12:00
Tomorrow I will me taking my first journey into the world of DC AMP's. I have been to Rainbow and Moonlight in Maryland, but I have a meeting tomorrow in the city, so I thought I would bust my cherry. And I will post a full report, as I want to be a contributing part of this board, even though I don't head out very often.
I have a couple of questions for you more experienced shoppers. If I admit it's my first time, will I still have the opportunity to have the full menu? Also, I have read many of the post and I have some ideas of the girls I would like to see (I am a breast man). If I go in and ask for one of these girls, should I say that a friend recommended her? My basic worries are, how different is the game in DC from a place like Rainbow or Moonlight? Any advise would be greatly appreciated.
Joe
Two schools of thought here of your response when asked if you've been at that particular AMP before. One is to say "this is my first time in a DC AMP, but I regularly go to an AMP in my home town." The second is to first check the lists by Wayward One in the AMPs Index thread and pick out the name of a girl who no longer works at that particular AMP, then say "I was with CoCo about nine months ago." That shows that you know something about the AMP, and they can't check to see if you're telling the truth because that girl is no longer there.
The best thing, of course, is just to act as if you've been there many times before, and pay the house fee and start stripping down right away. I've been known to strip totally naked in seconds in front of the 65-year-old mamasan, which helps to send the message that you're not LE. Check out some of my past posts here in DC on this topic.
There's nothing wrong in asking for a particular girl and saying that a friend of yours had recommended her, actually that's a smart thing to do. If the girl does ask for your friend's name, just say "his name is John, but I'm not sure if he uses that name when he comes here" which is probably true anyway. And there's no need to say that your "friend" is a post that you read on USA SG, just say that your friend told you.
I've never heard of Moonlight and I haven't been to Rainbow in years, but generally speaking the DC AMPs are more easy-going than the Maryland AMPs. Just lay down your $100 donation on the side table right after the table shower but before the festivities have begun, and you're sure to get FS. Heck, I once even received a $20 refund from Pink at the Sun Club (6th & G) - check out my old post on that particular visit.
Member #4338
07-29-05, 14:04
Mighty S:
You remain the patron saint of the DC Board for patiently answering the newbies questions. Not sure that I would have responded in the same vane (especially when thinking WWTTMD) but I would naturally defer to your greater experience and far greater generosity.
JoeMamma11:
Having been the recipient of the knowledge bestowed upon you by a Senior DC Member with over 500 posts, can we expect a full description of your foray into our fair city? Look forward to your report.
Peace & Love.
Lax
But Lax, Joe's questions were valid questions that aren't typically found just by RTFF, nor were they questions that might compromise trust or illegal activity. You could tell he had done some homework and stuck with questions that might help a noob without asking for others to do his work for him. Seems to be off to a fine start.
Follow Spearsman's advice about finding a girl off Wayward's list and using it when telling the mamasan you'd been there 9 months ago. That, on top of acting like you know what you're dioing, is great advice.
JoeMamma11
07-29-05, 14:44
I am heading down, and I hope to make my forefathers proud. I will have a report to post by Monday. Thank you for the information, I really try to keep up with the posts, and I read all the time. Now, I am excited that I finally get to contribute.
Joe
Member #4338
07-29-05, 14:46
Loopy:
You have a good point and, in fact, I thought of that when I first read JM11's post. That, in part, was what prompted me to stow the napalm. I do, however, find it generally unacceptable for newbies to have their first post be a request for information as opposed to a post of intel that will benefit all who frequent the board. Just my $.02.
I'll be particularly interested to see if JM11 is worthy of your confidence that he is "off to a fine start".
I hear ya. I just look at each case separately because some noobs seem to use their noggin' while others don't.
Went by Happiness straight away yesterday and asked for Mimi. Mamasan said she was not around but would be back next week. Eyeballed Lauren who looked nice, but made an execuse and went over to Royal where I found Linda.
Now this is the first I'd ever laid eyes on her, but she greeted me like her long lost boyfriend. Linda is a looker with very nicely done (store bought) C's and quite a tan.
Shower was nice and at my request she freshened up as well. Off to the room with hugs, kisses and questions why it had been so long since I had been to see her :) Dfk and playing before the main event.
Main activities were fun, and Linda is quite versed in the French language, although her Asian linguistic skills were short lived. After a good 45 mins of training, I was kaput. A nice cleanup shower and out in 60 mins.
Overall, I'd say Mimi was a better GFE, but would repeat with Linda.
VAM
Scorpio Rising
07-29-05, 19:35
I really wish you'd do more mongering. Your reports are always informative and well written. I especially like when you start talking about doing them "real horror show"! Love the "Clockwork Orange" references. One of my all time favorite books.
Keep up the good work!
Well, Hugh Jardon, this humble narrator didn't always post his activities if he found a special talent at one of these fine AMPs. He tended to simply sticking with her [pun intended] until the next tasty baby comes along, and just didn't want to post about the same provider[s] just for phucq sake, u know? Also, whenever I could get hooked up with young local stripper[s] for freebies, then I just kept banging her til I get fed up with her or vice versa. And, brotha, the last stripper I was so fortunate to get the 'in-out' actions from was a sizzling hot little number at the tender age of 21, Phew! But she has since skipped town to Cajun country. Dang it! Nonetheless, I do appreciate the good feedback[s] on my delusional field reports.
Indeed, A Clockwork Orange is an awesome book [except for the last chapter] whereas the movie by Stanley Kubrick is even better IMHO [the ending was simply excellent when compared to the book's]. Actually plan on going to the AMP again this weekend for another round of 'the good old in-out, in-out'. For more shits & giggles, I think I will tell my next hourly companion at the AMP that I would call her Christy, and she will only respond to the name Christy for the duration of our session. If you go 'Huh?', then please proceed to check out the flick called 'American Psycho' for references. It's a feel good flick for sure.
BTW, I was not impressed with the lineup selections currently available at Royal. None of the 4 in the lineup that mamasan brought out [for this lowlife to pick from] was my cup of tea. I usually prefer a very tight bod and flat stomach from the provider I want to serve. But folks, to each his own.
Kickin More Phunk Than Them Shoalin Monks,
Scorpio Rising
[Straight out the gutter, Right into a wet twat]
Midnight88
07-29-05, 23:51
I have had a chance to do some more exploring, despite my hellifide schedule.
Blaze- From Lanham Inn. Hooked up with her again. Went better this time. I visited her on her on her birthday, and was just going to stop in and say hi. She had me take her to McDonalds, which took forever, because there was no power in the neighborhood. When we got back, told her that I wanted some ass. She quickly complied. Even took a cell phone call while she was stroking me and getting undressed. Hit it nicely. She came as did I. All while she let her McDonalds get cold. Slide her .8, which is about right for the service and convenience. She is back to dancing at Lanham Inn, but is lazy, so may not be there on a regular basis. Protect me on this one. If you mention birthday and McDonald's, I am sure that she will know that it is me. But that said, she is nice and tight.
Starr- Finally hooked up with Starr. Not bad looking in clothes, but lots of stretch marks when they come off. Caught her in NOVA before she hit the stroll. She was real cool, so I pumped her for information. She said that LE had been really bad as of late in DC. She got arrested last weekend getting into a cab. Got 1/2 and 1/2. Was ok...seemed overly paranoid about the condom breaking and had me pull out right when i was coming. Nice and tight, despite mileage. Gave her a $ for 30 mins. Not a GFE, and about a step above a car date.
You can find her on eros.
Been working some long term prospects for carryout: Dynasty from Stardust and K from Stardust. Both are FINE. Can't seem to set up a good date with Dynasty (mostly due to me) but have had good success with her during a lap dance at Mile High Strip Club(She dances at both places). DFK and finger in box. K is young and I have been working her for the private dance. She has been saying no for about 3 months now. Last night I got the "Well, what are we talking" line, and now she is considering it. Figured that she would want the money eventually. We'll see how that works out. Anyone with info on Stardust takeout, please send.
Have been pleasantly surprised with Club 55 in DC. Some smokers up in there. I have been stopping in lately and the girls are nice! Highly recommended. Tried to get the digits from one, with a .2 tip. No joy! But there are more there, I just don't have the time to wait until they get done with their set.
Midnight
It has been a long long time for me to post a report. I normally read and run, but this one was a new one for me. Being an AMP vet I usually try to go to unknown or less advertised spots to avoid too many run ins with fellow mongers.
My favorite place (BOSS) is under new management, and on Friday nights I don't care to ZigZag through the I Bar crowd collected at the door to get up to the 3rd floor.
I made my first attempt at the loop (thank you to all who have posted directions in the past as to where the loop lives). It was about 11:30 and I only spotted 1 BSW looking quite good, but there was LE less than a block away. I decided to wait and see. About 12:00 ish is when they came out of the woodwork. All the SW you could eat
It has been a long, long time for me to post a report. I normally read and run, but this one was a new one for me. Being an AMP vet I usually try to go to unknown or less advertised spots to avoid too many run ins with fellow mongers.
My favorite place (BOSS) is under new management, and on Friday nights I don't care to ZigZag through the I Bar crowd collected at the door to get up to the 3rd floor.
I made my first attempt at the loop (thank you to all who have posted directions in the past as to where the loop lives). It was about 11:30 and I only spotted 1 BSW looking quite good, but there was LE less than a block away. I decided to wait and see. About 12:00 ish is when they came out of the woodwork. All the SW you could eat, along with all the mongers. You can tell the mongers by the route they take and the fact that we were all driving the same direction, speed and slowing down to window shop at the same points.
I saw what was a beautiful BSW with shoulder level hair, tight jeans, small breast, and an ass that would cause a heart attack for any man. She was on the corner and I was right there to make my move. Pulled up saying hello and asking if she needed a ride. She said I look too much like LE and she wouldn't get in the car. Confessed I took off my hat and said I am not a ... are you? She smiled and in a really calm voice said "I don't feel like going to jail today" and walked off.
Admittedly I am a AMP vet and never tried my hand at SW action. I RTFF but found nothing on appearance for a SW. Can anyone help? I this normal? I don't think I look like a ... but if I do what can I to change it? She looked that good that botox is not out of the question.
The Doctor is out!
Member #4338
07-30-05, 10:56
Went by Happiness straight away yesterday and asked for Mimi. Mamasan said she was not around but would be back next week. Eyeballed Lauren who looked nice, but made an execuse and went over to Royal where I found Linda.
VAM
Sad to see confirmation from VAM that Mimi is not at Happiness. I hope that the story of return next week is true.
Linda at Royal is definitely a viable option.
Lax
Went by Happiness straight away yesterday and asked for Mimi. Mamasan said she was not around but would be back next week. Eyeballed Lauren who looked nice, but made an execuse and went over to Royal where I found Linda.
Now this is the first I'd ever laid eyes on her, but she greeted me like her long lost boyfriend. Linda is a looker with very nicely done (store bought) C's and quite a tan.
Shower was nice and at my request she freshened up as well. Off to the room with hugs, kisses and questions why it had been so long since I had been to see her :) Dfk and playing before the main event.
Main activities were fun, and Linda is quite versed in the French language, although her Asian linguistic skills were short lived. After a good 45 mins of training, I was kaput. A nice cleanup shower and out in 60 mins.
Overall, I'd say Mimi was a better GFE, but would repeat with Linda.
VAMVAM,
We must have been separated at birth, I did the EXACT same thing a day later, Mimi to Linda. Ended up having a great visit with Linda(who couldn't tell me enough times that she was looking for a husband). Everything went as you described, so no point in reiterating other than to say she's got one hell of a grip...I had to ask her to let me go!!
The new mamasan at Happiness told me Mimi will return on Tuesday, can't wait, hope it's ultimately true, I hate to have to break in another one the way I like it!
MnV
hey zigzag, try looking more rugged if you aint drivin an expensive ride, they might not go for the look you got. try growing a beard, if your young enough, try the frat boy look. if you have tattoos that are visible, make sure they can see them. you probably had a clean cut look that spooked her, also you should ride with your windows down and music turned up to get heads to turn. try top 20 hip hop or r&b. dont try so hard to get a girl in the car. slow down if your interested, but dont call them over, let them come to you. remember if you press them to hard they gonna think your trying to entrap them. just chillax and youll get what you want. if all else fails, AMP is plan b. personally i choose not to pick up sws in dc. good luck.
Trick Williams
07-30-05, 19:32
personally I choose not to pick up sws in dc. good luck.Why is that?
Hey Rev, been almost as long hearing from you as from me…
Dr Ziggy, don't lose heart. I had some similar experiences on the loop early on. I think these girls begin to recognize you after a while. You may have been nervous or seemed spooky, too clean cut, or your approach was the same as a LEO has used on her before... In reality, who the hell knows what sends up red flags to these ladies??? I do know there is no convincing them otherwise once they pronounce the curse of LE upon you. You can only move on and find a more willing subject.
I have a two-week-old report for Olympic: Her name was Cici, I think. If you get her, ask for another. Thus my shortest AMP report ever.
Driving back, I noted one of the prettiest BSWs ever at 13th and P near the gas station. She was wearing a little pink dress and I went home wishing I had another load to drop that night… Strolled the loop at about 3am. Is there something sick about that—walking around at 3am to check out hookers? Or is that just normal? The BSW in the pic was the only thing worth doing on that stroll.
More recently I called Loopy to see if he was game to have a drink. Word got around and at 1:30am, I found myself at a bar with no name with two of our most infamous members--the Loopmiester and Sir Nofux. I think we saw Cheese there too, but can’t be sure… There was one SW that was ugly enough to be Motorback in drag, but I think he is skinnier. ;) Jennifer was there and she had a skinny girlfriend that struck Loop’s fancy, but not much else was happening. We stayed until after the door was locked and finally gave up. We figured Jen and friend were plan B, and we would troll for better options.
It is weird doing the loop with Loopy. Most of the girls know him, biblically speaking; however, we noted “miss white pants”, whom he did not know, on K and 13th. We’ll be back. Another loop around and we see the B team twice more. They are getting more persistent. Finally we re-locate MWP and she is with a girlfriend. Waved them around the corner and they climbed in.
Pay dirt! Diamonds!!!! They are just in from Atlantic City and planning to stay at least three weeks, depending on business. Mongers, do yourself a favor and make their stay a LONG one. MWP calls herself Ebony and Loopy will have to help me recall G/F’s name. The Miester advised them that $ was the going rate in DC and they readily agreed. Off the Looplair© we charged. Loop, who by default has first choice in his lair, chose G/F, probably due to the large rack and shapely ass that she sported. This is not to say I was left with the dregs. Ebony has the closest thing to an Asian spinner physique that I have encountered in a black girl. About 5’6”, 105 lbs, natural Bs with perky nips, flat tight tummy, a cute little round ass and legs that go all the way around you… :D LoveLOS was in awe. This was a no-rush session that included CBJ, tit-sucking, cowgirl and doggie… She is a sweetie and even allowed me to snap a few pics for your viewing pleasure.
These girls could be charging $$$ on eros, so be sure to get down with them while they are on the street. IMHO, a car date would be a waste, get a room!
Keep in mind that Robo was waiting patiently and not partaking in the festivities. I’m really proud of him… We dropped the lovelies off on the loop and I pointed Loopy to the gas station somewhere near 13th & P—I hoped to find “Miss Pink Dress” again. We did, MPD was there! Somebody needs to hit that and report. I keep finding her right after…
Loop retired to his lair; Robo and I ate late as usual then one more time around the loop for the pathological report. It was like 4:30am and still lots of talent out with only one LE visible. We re-acquired MWP and G/F, and chatted, but I regretfully declined a second round, so as not to tempt my celibate companion.
Monger on!
LoveLOS
Once again, found myself 3 sheets to the wind and heading to see Linda at Royal. Got down there at 3:15am only to find Linda is with a customer AND there's another monger in line waiting for her. Damn!
As I cursed myself for posting such glowing reports of her late nite performances and thus upping her profile, I stumbled next door to Happiness. I asked for a lineup and mamasan agreed. She then sent only one girl into the room. Any protest I may have had was instantly quashed upon seeing Lauren. Good God! Tall, tanned, and hot with an amazing rack. Really my type of AMP girl.
She did seem kind of annoyed with me though, and it's probably because I was so tipsy. Due to the time, only 30minutes was available. Formalities were taken care and we got down to business. Pretty quick CBJ with me standing, and then quickly on to Main Event. Lauren handles a deep dickin really well, especially from the backside. She definitely can take a serious pounding better than many of the other more petite AMP girls.
After a few positions we were back in mish and I just couldnt get over how hot this woman is. What a fantastic rack! However it was clear she was getting fed up and we were past the 30min mark. She REALLY wanted me to finish and eventually I obliged.
Overall I love her look but am afraid when I return sober I'll find her less attractive and she'll still have a so-so attitude as opposed to Linda who is simply great.
Should I see her again? Or just return to Linda next door? Ah, these are the decisions that try monger souls!
Have fun and be safe gents.
ps- I just realized a few mongers recommened Lauren to me months ago, but I had forgotten as I wasnt mongering. Many belated thanks for those recommnedations
MWP calls herself Ebony and Loopy will have to help me recall G/F’s name.
Her name is Naomi and she rocks the hizzouse. Caramel complexioned with big fake D's and an ass to make her a brickhouse. I loved her curves. Pretty as all out with real hair past her shoulders to boot. Naomi kinda reminds me of Serena Williams but smaller, prettier, and more feminine. She said she gets that comparison often.
I got a call from LL and since it's pretty much an occasion when he gets to DC, I had to meet him out regardless of the late hour. To my great pleasure, Blobux called as I was getting ready and told me he was joining us for some company. Definitely a recipe for trouble. Anyway, I only really knew a couple of those birds that were out, but they were old school sw's; Special, Lollipop, Angel; you know. Oh, and that girl Nicholette Robux and I met at a bar one time...
Ebony and Naomi were first class though. I didn't mean to choose Naomi per say (even though I probally would have given the choice, b/c she is exactly my style), but she seemed to feed off the weird, pumped up, say-anything mood I was in, so we sort of clicked from the get-go. LL, they were both friggin' hot! And very accomodating.
I will admit, I sort of sped up the process when we got back to the laire because I had to be up in a couple hours and knew I'd be hating it the next day; my apologies. I kept the pre-game to a minimum which is out of character for me.
Soooo, when my non-monger buddy showed up at my door a couple nights later (Friday), two sheets to the wind with the other one flapping, practically begging me to show him the loop, little did he know I had Ebony and Naomi on my mind again...
We went out and a half a loop later I heard a familiar voice flagging me down. Before you knew it, Ebony and Naomi were in my car again; this time with me and my non-monger buddy. He's your basic Greek God-like stud, and even he was thoroughly impressed with these two as they were dressed with class as Naomi was wearing a hot red dress and Ebony a small black number.
This time back at the laire, we fixed some cocktails and chilled for a bit. The girls were playful and fun. They refilled their drinks once or twice, and we danced to some tunes before getting down to bid'ness. I took Naomi again, sort of out of default. I must say, Ebony let her hair down a bit more this time as she was very talkative, shedding some of her shyness.
The girls stayed for over an hour and we all had fun. My bro was sort of a "wet noodle" due to his prior engagements which soured his mood a bit, but little Loopy was rock solid as usual, and performed with flair. ;) The thing I like about Naomi is that she's not mechanical. There's no routine. She throws herself onto the bed, rolls around a little and begs to be touched and have her curvy body explored. After my hands caressed every inch of her soft, smooth skin, she gets on top of me and puts her big, soft sili's into my mouth for some more exteneded fore-play. On top of that she likes to talk dirty and allowed - shit - encouraged, some hair pulling while I taxed that ass from behind. haHA!! I LOVE IT when sw's wear their real hair.
ANyway, when all was said and done I'd seen the girls from Jersey twice in one week. So much for retiring to strictly my steady's....
Well I choose not to pick up sws in dc becasues of the following:
The driving situation can be hell if you get trapped in the loop.
The girls charge to much in my opinion of what a sw should charge, for example, a sw in dc might charge 100 for f/s, one pop. If you look on CL you can find an escort for 180 for f/s 1 hour, multipop and in a safer area. I suppose I would feel more comfi if I had loopy's set up, and was able to bring them over for drinks. By the way, how come I don't get invited for drinks loopy, I like drinks too,LOL. Oh well after six months, the wife and kids are coming back, so ill really be underground. I would go down to dc but I'm in the process of covering tracks by destroying or hiding evidence. Anyways, back to my reasons. If an sw charges 100, for 60 more I can goto an AMP get treated like a king and dont have to worry about LEO takin pics of my license plate and car so he can impound my car and sell it on ebay because I had some chick strokin my cock. I understand that LEO doesn't always mess with you and as long as you aren't advertising what your doin, or stopping traffic, they dont care. I have an opion about that, remember when you were young and your neighbor had a big mean looking dog, they would say oh it doesn't bite, but in reality it doesn't bite them or doesnt bite yet. Think of dc police like that dog.
Rev333
Rev would be on the loop regularly if it was filled with hot young asian chicks, believe me. Naaaw, DC AMP's are perfect for the married man. You generally get a cute young korean girl, a stress releasing massage that the wife rarely gives, and most importantly a place to be with your gf for the hour. Car dates are very risky for married guys and if you were to get a room, even at an hourly dive, you're approaching or exceeding AMP pricing. Some would rather stroll into an AMP with nary a worry than take the greater risk of getting caught by picking up a sw.
Rev, I should've PM'd you even though it was a school night and short notice. It's always worth a shot, right? I'll remember that. Did not realize the family was away. If they're still out of town hit me up and we'll have some drinks and hopefully I can catch some of your scraps from all the girls that usually throw themselves at you. Shit, I'd probably be able to pull a stripper out of a club like Scorpio "Christy, don't just look at it, eat it!" Rising does if I had The Good Reverend as my wing man. My "cool" level would go up like five notches.
Loopy, your "cool" level is already thru the roof. This fucker is so smooth he don't need no KY...
I am envious dude. I gotta hit them "Joisey goils" again... I'll try to get there earlier...
LL
Trick Williams
07-31-05, 19:26
Rev would be on the loop regularly if it was filled with hot young asian chicks, believe me. Naaaw, DC AMP's are perfect for the married man. You generally get a cute young korean girl, a stress releasing massage that the wife rarely gives, and most importantly a place to be with your gf for the hour. Car dates are very risky for married guys and if you were to get a room, even at an hourly dive, you're approaching or exceeding AMP pricing. Some would rather stroll into an AMP with nary a worry than take the greater risk of getting caught by picking up a sw.
Rev, I should've PM'd you even though it was a school night and short notice. It's always worth a shot, right? I'll remember that. Did not realize the family was away. If they're still out of town hit me up and we'll have some drinks and hopefully I can catch some of your scraps from all the girls that usually throw themselves at you. Shit, I'd probably be able to pull a stripper out of a club like Scorpio "Christy, don't just look at it, eat it!" Rising does if I had The Good Reverend as my wing man. My "cool" level would go up like five notches.Picking up SW's in DC isnt that bad. All you have to do is be alert and not draw attention to yourself. As far as paying over AMP prices, You have to be smart and get as much bang for your buck as you can. You have to know how to haggle with these chics. Once I hook up with these chics, I almost always get a discount if I hook up with them again. I once payed a BSW $80 for full service, I made sure I wore her ass up. The next time I saw her, she only charged me $40 for a BJ but I ended up fucking her too. So you gotta have a little finesse. I wouldnt risk having street dates either. Id rather get a room. Bottom line, if you have the cash and you get something out of it like some pics. Its worthwhile.
I've wondered about that for the longest time. If escort prices are too much, then what is the appeal of going to an AMP instead of car dating a SW? Thanks to brother Loop, that question has now been answered.
Keep in mind, I've never gone to an AMP before and always wondered what's so special about them. It's just always been about the SW's. I mean, in the end it's the same happy ending right? So why pay more? That's always been my line of thinking. I do have to say, there's a certain bonus rush you get with that 'thrill of the hunt' in doing the street thing that can't be found elsewhere. But not being married, having kids, blah blah blah I suppose the risk is more affordable. Maybe I should try an AMP one day just to see what it's like.
does a sw give you a table shower, relaxing massage, and a tongue licking all over? for 100 with a sw you get one pop, for 160 with an AMP you get a table shower, massage and blah blah with less chance of getting busted.
Loopy your right, if the loop had more asians i might consider it, and ill ride with you but i wont scoop nothin. mmmmmmmmm asians. but to each his own.
rev333
Scorpio Rising
08-01-05, 01:03
One very minor correction Loopmeister, It's 'Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!' rather than 'Christy', but man you got the point, Kool! And to really re-enact the scene, please make sure to start playing 'Su-su-sudio' track by Phil Collins too, huh? But from now on, I will try to remember to tell any of my upcoming hourly companions that she can only respond to the name Christy.
BTW, there were tons of hot young asian babies wanking about right outside DT last nite [Sat] when I was cruising around aimlessly in my dazed & confused state of mind. First thought that came across me was 'Holy Shito, now we get the lineup right outside the spa too?' Seriously, I wish some of them young asian babies that were hanging outside that club next door to DT would somehow magically be working inside DT. Now, that would be phucqing fantastic, huh?
Note to self: Go infiltrate that damn club on their asian nite, and see if the Scorpio 'too ugly to be igonored' motto and his filthy ways would be able to charm some panties off from one of them asian babies at the club or not. But then again, DT is right there in case I get too randy, so it still gonna be a win-win situation. So, if I am not too damn lazy, I would do this just for kicks and may report my finding.
Pork On Mongers,
Scorpio Rising
LOL, ahhh, yes, Sabrina. Not really a blonde, is she? More of a strawberry blonde...
You might get a kick out of this short exchange between Baltimonger and myself a while back: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=316508#post316508
Ugh, a non-asian dude picking up an asian chick on asian night at Daedalus, now that takes talent. Please give it a shot, and remember to bless us with one of your fine cinematic reports!
JoeMamma11
08-01-05, 11:34
Had my first DC AMP experience Friday afternoon, and to be honest I was a little disappointed. When I arrived I was greeted by the Mamasan, and I did admit that it was my first time there, but I had been to AMP's in Maryland, and some friends told me that I should go there. So, I get taken all the way down the hall to a nice big room, but there is a tanning booth, right next to the table. Must be a multi-purpose room.
Coco enters the room, and I pleased. She has a very nice enhanced rack, and she is very short, just the way that I like them. She fills out a card, and gives it to me, and tells me everytime that I come back, I should ask for her. She also gives me a business card and writes her name on it. Then we head for the TS, which as it turns out was the best part of the trip. She completely strips down, and the previous reports of her nipples were dead on. These were like none that I had ever seen. Long and skinny. So the TS is great, I get the body slide and her brush making sure everything is clean, 2 things that I have never experienced at Maryland AMP's. Then she squats over me, and uses the backside to make extra certain that everything is clean. Once that is done, she dried me off, and leads me back to the room. I immediately get the $ and set it on the table, she takes the money and heads out of the room.
I get comfortable on the table and this is where things headed downhill. I get the most bizarre massage in the world. She sits on my back, and basically starts hitting me. My back actually hurt more when I left there. Also she kept doing this "suction pop" with her mouth all over me. I just got absolutely nothing out of it. So after about 5 minutes of that, I get the flip, and things start progressing. Usually I would be unhappy about only getting 5 minutes worth of massage, but I didn't mind that garbage ending. She starts with the french lessons and actually she speaks it quite fluently. Then she spins around and I DATY while she continues speaking French. After a really short lesson, we move on. She must have been very lazy, because she was laying for almost all of this. Miss, Dog, and I basically had to lift her. I took my time with this hoping to get CG, but to no avail. After completion, I was given the hot towel, and was cleaned up, everywhere except the most important area. I had to ask for a towel to clean myself.
I don't know if I will go back there, I had better FS at Moonlight. I am happy that I did it, and I am not branding DC AMP's based on this one experience. But Friday I would have been happier with the TS and HR, would have been cheaper, and I would have felt alot better about it.
Thanks for all of the info, it was very helpful. Hope this post shows that I am hoping to be an active member of this board.
Joe
Mighty Spearsman
08-01-05, 12:31
I've wondered about that for the longest time. If escort prices are too much, then what is the appeal of going to an AMP instead of car dating a SW? Thanks to brother Loop, that question has now been answered.
But not being married, having kids, blah blah blah I suppose the risk is more affordable.
Maybe I should try an AMP one day just to see what it's like.
Please, please follow your own advice (in your last sentence) and go visit an AMP soon. Do some research here first to identify one of the better prospects (such as Pink, Mimi, etc.), then go enjoy! You won't regret it.
All of Rev333's reasons for going to an AMP are correct, and I'd like to add one more - convenience of timing. Realistically, if you're free with a few hours to kill on short notice on an afternoon in DC, your only reliable choice is to stop by one of the many reliable AMPs in the downtown DC area (Downtown, Supra/Dupont, Sun Club, Royal, Happiness, Boss, etc.) as you're virtually guaranteed that a young lovely will be available. Meanwhile, the mid-afternoon street scene is negligible, and the escorts on CL and Eros probably need a few hours notice to see you (plus they'll cost more than an AMP).
This also applies at night. While some nights you'll get lucky and find someone of high quality such as LoveLOS's "Miss White Pants" within five minutes, other evenings you may drive around for hours and find nothing.
Finally, the risk - yes, the risk for you may be more affordable if you're single and without kids. But IMHO it's still not worth it to get busted and have your name in the paper and on the police records - that's the type of thing that could haunt you 20 years from now when you get nominated to be a UN Ambassador or Supreme Court Justice or whatever :)
Benchdog447
08-01-05, 12:39
Hmmm, IMHO you can't beat the relaxing power of asian hands. The relative safety of her private room, the shower (with every inch cleaned), the sauna (although I am not a fan) and the anticipation of what is to come on the flip.
Plus, more often than not, a pretty decent GFE for the hour. I first got hooked in Thailand, although it is pretty hard to reach that level of pleasure here in the States, DC AMPs are about as good as it gets.
I prefer squirreling away my nuts and hitting the AMPs.
ok loop, when my wife gets back, ill arrange to take her with me on asian nite, whenever that is, and do a recon for group. after all, she is the perfect cover in that situation. with her at my side i think i cant meet some people and get a feel for the enviorment, then ill return without her. trusted mongers would be welcome to roll with me of course.
rev333
sounds good Rev. Isn't like EVERY night "asian night" at Daedalus? Pretty much...
Member #4338
08-01-05, 21:53
Monday afternoon I found myself on the way from here to there with some time to spare. Not a lot of time, but enough. Decided to stop off at Mini (IHC) for some afternoon delight. The key factor in the decision was the more than ample free parking available at Mini as opposed to screwing around trying to find parking near one of the downtown locations. Any difficulty at all would have blown the window of opportunity.
Greeted by one of the friendly (but not too bright) Mamasan’s who asked who do I want to see. Since I haven’t been there in a while I’m not sure who to ask for (I’m thinking, ‘I want a very hot 21 year old with a smokin’ body who will f**k my brains out and then give me a world class massage plus her phone number!!!) Faced with uncertainty I ask for a line-up.
Now those of you who know Mini will appreciate that in mid-afternoon the place was just beginning to stir. After what seemed to be quite some time, Mamasan returns with one girl, Mina. Now I have seen Mina on prior visits. She is 5’ 3”, beautiful dark brown hair with red highlights, creamy smooth skin, pretty face, mid 20’s but on the voluptuous side. Mina is one of those Korean girls that looks good in her 20’s but will undoubtedly turn into a stout matron in later years. Fortunately for me, she’s still in her 20’s :).
Standard TS and then a very serviceable massage. She starts out with a CBJ and it looks like she is going to try to roll right into the main event. Whoa there baby, not so fast! I lay her on the edge of the table and proceed to kiss the kitty. At first, I’m not getting a warm response but soon all is wet and supple. Now that she’s ready, we begin some very great sex. She’s moaning, I’m pumping and all is right with the world! Start in mish and finish her off from behind. All in all a very satisfactory visit.
Bottom line is, I wouldn’t go out of my way to return for Mina but if you happen to go the Mini, she is the one to ask for IMHO.
Be safe.
Lax
PS: Loopy, JM11 seems to have justified your faith in him by filing a report on his escapades. Nice to see a new tadpole in the pond!
Sunday night, a little too much to drink, and a raging case of da fever, forced me to venture into DC to seek a cure. It was only 1am and Supra was my first choice. Walked up to the building only to find it was closed. I was really surprised because I know I have been later than 1am. Dejected, I head back up Conn Ave and call CPHC to make sure I can get an hour of therapy. Mamasan answers, asks when I'll be there and if I've been there before. Told her I've seen Yung and I'll be there in 10min.
I must say I like the entrance to CPHC better than Supra because it's secluded behind the main buildings and not right on Conn. Mamasan greeted me and asked if I was the one who called. I asked if Yung was available and was told she was busy, but would have a very good girl if that was OK. Paid the house fee, stripped down and waited to see who would help cure the fever. Koni walks in, 5'8", nice C's, very pretty, probably early to mid 30's. Said it was her first day at CPHC but was from NY and looked like a vet.
Off to the TS which was very good, lots of attention to the backside and lasted for a long time. They have 2 tables in their shower room, so I found funny when they brought another monger in and took care of him too.
Now back to the room where she tells me to lay down and says she'll be right back. Undresses when she gets back and asks how I would like the massage. Asked for soft and was teased with a soft touch, tits and hair all over my body. She starts to blow on mianus, then dove in for the AR. Flipped and was given the no cover balls and shaft treatment. She slipped on the cover and went in for the BJ. I was close to popping so we switched positions and got some DATY. Stayed down for while and got her real wet, said she came. Hit it mish, some DFK, then popped while going doggy.
On the clean up, more kissing and some chatting. She kept telling me to come back and that she had a very good time. She said next time I come, ask for her and she'll do more soft massage (extra AR?!?!?!) and take very good care of me. She kept playing with my joint, saying "It so big, in Korea they aren't like that" it was making me a hard again. When she helped me get dressed, she dropped to her knees and did a little more toungue on shaft. I was ready to go again but she stopped and said to come back again. More kissing, then out the door.
Overall, very good service, which I believe was helped by my asking for Yung (Thanks fella's!!!). Got the full hour and a promise for longer next time. BTW, the rooms are large and quite nice. The table in the shower room was awesome; wasn't the standard where you turn your head, it was more like a real massage table where you face down and don't strain your neck.
Yellofvr
Rickytickytock
08-02-05, 17:47
So I should've read the previous so-so report of CoCo before venturing out last night, but live and learn, right?
Pink was at the door duty tonight, so she was off the table (or so I thought...read on) so I chose CoCo, because she had a nice face and big cans for a little chick. Only turn off was her voice, she had the face and body of a 20 something and the voice of the fat MaMa from Lily's in Laurel. Creepy. I actually ended up doing most of the talking, just to get her to shut up for a few minutes.
TS was freaking awesome. Bar none, the best I've had. She strips completely nude and rubs everything everywhere. I was also treated to some 69 and some Asian conversation before she decided we should head upstairs. Oh, did I mention she LEFT the curtain half-open the entire time? Yeah, you heard me right, half open. I was sure some monger would walk by, but the place was dead last night (around 1:30am). But Pink was standing there, the entire time, licking her lips and cheering us on. I shit you not, she stood and watched us. Hmmm.
Upstairs we go, past the peeping-Korean Pink (who grabbed my wang and tried to explore my rim when I walked past) and up the steps, next to the VIP room. Btw, is that where they offer two-furs? The damn place looked like the presidential room....big bed in the middle, etc. Curious.
Massage sucked, as mentioned previously, but I rather enjoyed the suck-pop thing she did, rather, mianus and minuts enjoyed it most. Teased the BBBJ but only took a third in before she reached for a raincoat. DT'd and ballicked a sloppy CBJ for about 5 minutes in a 69 position, in wich I allowed her a little digital Asian pleasure (which she rather enjoyed, judging by the moisture on my chest after she flipped). Main event was raucous, mish, dog, standing dog, etc. Minor problem...couldn't pop. This has occured before when the condom is on too tight, and she understood. As she bent over the table for me to keep trying, the door opened, and in came Pink!
I was, unfortunately out of funds for a full two-fur, but Pink learned of my difficulties from CoCo and got down and provided some Asian dialogue and made two bags of tea while I QUICKLY popped off inside of the little Korean twat.
Fun fun fun...told me next time to ask for CoCo...Numba 1! (Sheesh just shut up!)...set me back the usual, got the VIP signed and gave me a patriotic pin. Good night it was!
Was in town and decided to visit the DT during the heatwave last week. Heard alot about Pepsi and wanted to obtain first hand knowledge. Very nice!! About 5' 4'' (had heels so hard to judge) with nice body. Good TS (Scrubbed every where most places twice) Ok massage. The a nice slow tounge bath that hit all the right places followed by CBJ, DATY, mish, and finished with doggie. Lots of squirming and motion; seemed really into having fun. Overall great time; left thoughorly refreshed. Defitnetly will come back to see her again.
I posted a little bit ago and mentioned "hamilton's" when I should have mentioned "Franklin's" and confused everyone. A couple polite mongers PM'd me in their state of confusion. I got the wrong dead president. If ONLY they charged hamils instead of franks!
I don't handle Franklin's nearly as much as I'd like to.
Sorry for the confusion...
Member #4338
08-03-05, 23:05
Well, my brothers, I honestly thought about holding out on you and not telling you that Mimi is indeed back at Happiness. I can confirm that she is back and looking hotter than ever!!!
Please treat her right as she is the most beautiful AMP out there!!!!
Lax
Crazy Dick
08-04-05, 18:18
Lax,
AGREE with you on this one 180%!
I was her first customer @ Happiness, and she has gotten better with each visit!
Crazy Dick
Well, my brothers, I honestly thought about holding out on you and not telling you that Mimi is indeed back at Happiness. I can confirm that she is back and looking hotter than ever!!!
Please treat her right as she is the most beautiful AMP out there!!!!
Lax
On "dating" an AMP woman. What's the deal with this? A girl who will remain unamed has called me twice, though i missed both calls. She didnt leave a message.
Anyone want to PM me on their experiences in this arena? Or just post it here?
I'm wondering what they expect out of you financially. My hope would be to occasionally take this girl out to dinner/drinks/dancing, then fuck her brains out at my place for a few hours without any of the AMP fees. Or the hassle of a real girlfriend.
Does this in fact happen often? Or are there hidden fees associated with meeting off the reservation?
Any advice would be appreciated.
Ok Gents, I know I am gong to get blasted for not posting this on the CL review list. But this is an exception that needs maximum exposure. Fell Monger, I have been on the prowl for at least 21 years now and never before have I have a provider love me the way Shayla did just moments ago.
I could not wait to get back home to share with you all my most wonderful experience. First, her looks really caught my eye, a white girl, blond, bit tits, phat azz and big pretty legs…not to mention a beautiful face. She is visiting from Portland and says she has never before been so busy. Anyway, I finally am able to book a date with her after several tries due to fellow mongers taking all available appointment before I could get to her. I opted for the full hour for $$5.
Anyway, I get to her place and she looks exactly as her pics. She is not only beautiful with lovely DDs, but she has the rare quality of being equally sexy! SEXY is a gift! Anyway, she speaks ALL Language. We started out DS after the standard CBJ. Then she put my dick in her azz without any prompting from me. WOW! Then she gets into missionary and we go at it! Her lovely breasts were remarkable. Although enhanced, she wears them well! Again, we went from vaginal to anal from the missionary position…my favorite way to speak my Greek! We did every position I asked for and I finally popped one. After wards we spoke for a spell and low and behold, Mr. Happy rose to the occasion after watching her lovely phat azz lay across that bed. She was a true GFE! WOW! She was head and shoulders above any other provide I have had in my 21 yeas on mongering! I am booked again for a Sunday session. Gent, if you have not made an appointment with her, you are missing out on a rare opportunity!
Shayla, Thank you for a wonderful time!
Happy hunting!
I must agree with the previous post on Mimi. I had the urge and was in DC last night and just had to see what all the hoopla was about.
I saw Mimi and man was she a trooper on everything except the French lessons. It seemed that she would rather bite lightly on the student rather than DT.
She is by far the 2nd hottest AMP I have seen....my ATF was CiCi at CHPC about 1.5 years ago.
Great time and definately will repeat.
Lastly, I saw another provider in the place and was really intrigued by her ample mounds. Any names?
I called ahead of time and made an appointment at 7:45...I was the only dude in the entire place. Thanks guys for the privacy!
Mighty Spearsman
08-05-05, 11:40
Ok Gents, I know I am gong to get blasted for not posting this on the CL review list. But this is an exception that needs maximum exposure. Fellow Mongers, I have been on the prowl for at least 21 years now and never before have I have a provider love me the way Shayla did just moments ago.
Happy hunting!
Marlo, thanks for the great photo! I was happy to read that you had such a good session with her.
And considering the DC scene, the $250 you spent is not too bad. Too bad I won't be in DC until the end of the month.
Banker Boy
08-05-05, 17:09
Dcrez,
I've dated women from AMPs before. Each time they were interested in me in earnest. There was no charge, nor expectation of a charge, for sex that occurred while off-premises; it was consensual sex between two adults, no different than if you had met at a bar or something.
Good luck and best regards,
Banker Boy
On "dating" an AMP woman. What's the deal with this? I'm wondering what they expect out of you financially. My hope would be to occasionally take this girl out to dinner/drinks/dancing, then fuck her brains out at my place for a few hours without any of the AMP fees. Or the hassle of a real girlfriend. Does this in fact happen often? Or are there hidden fees associated with meeting off the reservation?While many have tried, very few have succeeded in making spa girl off-campus relationships work. Their working hours are bad, their motives sometimes suspect, English language skills often terrible, and they don't live a life conducive to dating.
But there are always exceptions. I know of one that does work. But I also know of several broken hearts.
It is always worth pursuing. Dial her up or visit her and ask why she called. If she says "I want to go out on a dinner date with you..." Then by all means go for it. But chances are she likes you as a customer and would like you to come back soon. I understand that times are slow in the spas right now. She could be trying to drum up business.
This post is a few days late, but I went back to CPHC on Tues. see if Koni would fulfill her promises for "more soft massage" when I visited Sun. Called ahead to make sure she was available and gto down there with a quickness. Mama remembers me (hell, it was only 2 days) and takes me to the room. Standard fee and get ready.
When K walks in, she seems surprised and genuinely happy to see me. Big hug and some DFK, tells me she missed me and thought about me. Talk about a way to inflate a guys ego, I couldn't wait to get her back in the room. Very good TS with lots of attention to the backside and more kissing on the table.
Now the only reason I made 2 trips in the same week was her promise for more soft massage, and boy did she live up to that. She started with a little soft teasing to get me worked up, then she went in for the kill. I had the most incredible AR session ever. She made out with my ass for good 15 min, and somehow she managed to slip a cover on while i was on my stomach. I'm laying there, ass up, her going to town on my balls, ass, and shaft. Fingers were inserted. Much pleasure was had.
Now it's her turn and I get her on her stomach. As soon as I run a finger across her slit I notice how wet she already was. I return the favor with some AR and DATY. Turn her over, more DATY, then she says she wants my joint in her mouth. I climb on top for some 69 action and again, she gives my B-A-S more special attention. This girl is the AR queen.
Then to some fornication; canine, RCG, CG (a real pro at this, very nice), standing canine when I finished. She kept saying she loved me during our romp, which I replied with grunts and found a little weird, but I guess I did something right. When she took the cover off she went back to my joint, kissing him and saying he is good and big. Made me feel like a god. We laid together for a bit, a little kissing and chit chat, then got cleaned up. Mama knocked on the door, I guess telling her to hurry up. It had been close to 1hr 15 min.
Fellas, if you get a chance, try to visit her. Beautiful face, good body, incredible fcuk. I usually don't AMP twice a week, but it was well worth it. She is amazing. She'll only be there for a month, then back to NY.
da fvr
I saw Mimi tonight and the place was busy and phones were ringing at Happiness when I saw her after midnight.
Midnight88
08-06-05, 10:36
Hmmm, how to start.
So I am up Lanham Inn this week, and I walk in and its pretty quiet. I sit down to the bar, and notice that there is a dancer sitting with her back turned towards me. I didn't recognize her from the back. I was in a rush, and wanted to get a couple of quick lap dances and get on the road.
She turned around, and I was floored. She was BEAUTIFUL. I mean really good looking. She was new, and four lap dances later, I was in love. Her name is Lightnin. Now, she is ghetto down, but if yo dressed her up and took the chewing gum out of her mouth, she would be a 10 on any scale.
I was trying to getthe digits, but had stayed later than I expected to and so had to leave. Came back the next couple of days, but I missed her or she was out.
Now, I noticed that she was talking to another slim hottie the first day I saw her. This other girl is cute too. I didn't put two and two together (I.e. they are probably good friends) So on one of the nights I came in looking for Lightnin and she wasn't there, I decided to get a lapdance from her friend, Champagne. WOW. She was REALLY into it, and caught me off guard. I've done a lot of lap dances, but this one was different. Four lap dances later, I ask for the digits and get them right on the spot.
Now the dilemna. I have a digits request hanging fire out there with Lightnin and now have the digits for Champagne. Soooo. I show up Thursday and they are both there. I sit down and buy them drinks, and we chill at the same table. Will keep you posted as this develops.
There is another highly notabledancer there, by the name of Shiver. Very attractive, and seems nice.
Anybody heard from Chyna lately? I seem to go directly to her voicemail.
Scorpio Rising
08-06-05, 14:37
On "dating" an AMP woman. What's the deal with this? A girl who will remain unamed has called me twice, though i missed both calls. She didnt leave a message.
Anyone want to PM me on their experiences in this arena? Or just post it here?
I'm wondering what they expect out of you financially. My hope would be to occasionally take this girl out to dinner/drinks/dancing, then fuck her brains out at my place for a few hours without any of the AMP fees. Or the hassle of a real girlfriend.
Does this in fact happen often? Or are there hidden fees associated with meeting off the reservation?
Any advice would be appreciated.
DCRez:
Well, I have already PMed u previously before on this topic [last week I think it was] that I have hooked up with a few of the DC AMP babies off premises every so often. Mostly though, I chose to go to their places [not my humble dig] in Annandale or Alexandria, VA or NY for the free romps. No hidden fees nor charges incurred as they just wanted to become more familiar with me themselves.
I never asked for their digits though, so the few [in the low two figures so far] that I have been fortunated enough to hook up with away from their spas were the ones who called me to go hang out with them. If you don't have the 'hang ups' that they may go back to 'work', then by all means dive right in my mongering brotha.
I can add my own twisted little $.02 [based on most of these 'off-premises get together' with the Korean AMP babies that I served] that not only did they pay for dinners, drinks, kareoke, etc, some went so far as to take me to SOHO in Manhattan and pampered me with Prada pants, John Vavartos sweaters, Louis Vutton's jackets, and more authentic Korean dinners on 32nd Street near Penn Station. In return, I gave them my time and companionship while they are on their so-called 'Vacation' away from the spa and let them be themselves. I like these Korean sugar mamas spending their hard earned cash from working in the spa on 'too ugly to be ignored' me when they are not working.
At one point between 2001 - 2002, the mamasan at one of our fine DC AMPs complained that my only motive to come to her spa was really to lure her girls out for free dates one by one. Then it got so bad that two of the gals I hooked up with ended up mad at each other. What an ugly mofo like me to do other than simply not returning their calls and walked away to do the same shit at different spas instead. And thus, it became my pattern. Does this make Scorpio a sick phucq? I don't know. Just only recently [this year], did I return to that particular DC spa as the old crew of mamasans and cook women of the 2001 -2002 era were no longer there. Good Deal!
And BTW, Loopy, Scorpio Rising is the type of mofo that can portray any of the followings [if he was to be in Hollywood flicks playing the extras that usually die within the first couple of scenes]: Latino, Hawaiian, Philippino, Thai, or any of the New Breed. His Scorpio was really Rising and did well getting the free poons at Asian clubs while visiting Seoul and Daegu in S. Korea, Tokyo, and BKK last year, as well as with the Spanish babies in Ibiza clubscene.
Based on my free visits with the DC Korean AMP babies hanging out with them [while they were on 'vacation'], most of them told me that I would do very well in Korea. That was why I went on my Far East Poonie Tang Tour late last year and sure enough bro, free poons galore from young Korean babies and the Thai penthouse pet magazine models [while visiting BKK]. It did help that I learned to speak their lingos though. Basically, one should only P4P not because he has to, but because he phucqing can just like ordering pizza for delivery, concur?
What the Scorpio Rising has already said, I had similar experiences and would agree (no fees outside, or you will insult them).
It is just smart business (as with any profession) for these girls to call several of their customers to keep business coming back or break the loneliness. As an amateur coming into the Pros, be careful... there is a 'potential' motive and you 'could' be the investment.
Initially, my experiences were 3 notches above the AMP experience... then after a number of months, it was just not the right situation for me as explained earlier by others; enjoy your 1st month or two, and be prepared to exit after the honeymoon is over.
On "dating" an AMP woman. What's the deal with this? A girl who will remain unamed has called me twice, though i missed both calls. She didnt leave a message.
Anyone want to PM me on their experiences in this arena? Or just post it here?
I'm wondering what they expect out of you financially. My hope would be to occasionally take this girl out to dinner/drinks/dancing, then fuck her brains out at my place for a few hours without any of the AMP fees. Or the hassle of a real girlfriend.
Does this in fact happen often? Or are there hidden fees associated with meeting off the reservation?
Any advice would be appreciated.
I've read so many reports about Mimi, both recent and old, that the legend was almost too good to be true. ALMOST.
All I can say is Wow. One time, about 4 years ago, I was with a GFE at Royal and the girl was young, about 20, and did everything, including DFK. This is what Mimi reminded me of, except it was LfK and not DFK, but asian rim, french, everything else was on the menu - and with a giggly schoolgirl passion, which was probably the biggest turn on. Well, except for her incredible body, piercing eyes with silver eyelashes (very sexy), great smile and FULL FULL lips that were divine. DATY, then doggie, finish in Mish. I was in heaven. But really, the cool part is she's talkative and generally friendly. Sat and talked for 45 minutes afterward about all kinds of shit. Wish she spoke a tad better English, but damn, I really didn't want to leave. Honestly, there are very few.
Midnight88
08-07-05, 12:50
So I shared my dilemna with you regarding engaging more than one dancer at a strip club with the hope of getting some "afterschool" action. Well, I answered my own question wrt how to proceed.
Went to Lanham last night. Asked the main girl for a dance, but she was getting ready to go up on stage. So.....I saw the other girl, her friend, and said let's dance. I met her first, and actually danced with her before I met Champagne. Well, she got distracted, so I saw Shiver, who had just finished a lap dance. Man is she hot, and gives an EXCELLENT Lap Dance. Came in less than one song, and she allows mad touching. Then went to the stage to throw some dollars at the main girl, Champagne. She said, "I see that you are over there getting lap dances...but its with one of my home girls, so it's cool."
There it is gentleman.
I went back and got a lap dance with Lightnin'. Had to use the mental viagra, but had wood in time. Almost popped again, but would have needed another song, and Champagne was getting off the stage. Didn't want to push my luck. Figured that I better be able to get wood if I lap danced with her. So I chilled.
Well, a first for me. I saw a fight break out between Shiver and the DJ. It was kind of crazy. Of course, Champagne got rolled up into trying to resolve that, and it was getting about 2:00am. I had to roll out as my "excuse" was turning into a pumpkin. So I rolled with no lap dance from Champagne.
Also, another first. While I was in Lanham Inn last week, I saw a dude getting a lap dance from the dancer who was on the stage! There is a rail across the front of the stage. Old girl backed up into him and just started to grind. Really hard. I have seen a bump or two in the past, but 45 secs to 1 min of STRAIGHT grinding? Never. And dude, in front of EVERYBODY was grabbing the rail for life and putting his weight into it and grinding back. Hmmmmm. Like I said, haven't really seen it before or since, but will keep an eye out.
Also heard that there is a "Champagne Room" for $150, .5 hour with the girl in a room with a bottle of champagne. I was going o take the hit for the team, to see what could be done in this room with Blaze, before she got herself fired (more on that later). I am going to marinate the honies a little more then take the plunge. I figure that it will go better once you build a little report and familiarity.
Hooked up with Blaze last week. Was feeling kind of froggy late at night, and new that she would be aid up in her room, not working at the Inn. She says that she was on her way to go work at Irving's off of Rt 214. Anywho, told her that I wanted it hot. And she complied. best of three times hitting it. Started with ball licking, then nice CBJ. Then climbed on for CG to completion. And I mean she rode it like the pony express. Screaming the whole time. I usually have the serious penis control, but I blew about 4 mins into it. She went another 3 mins and got hers. It was pretty hot. She was the most into it she had ever been. Issue is that she wants a little too much loot for it to be a regular thing. I shot her $.6, since I only gave .4 last time. But all that said, she is pretty cool. Not a stunner, but cute enough and decent body. I give 6-7 overall body, with a boost for personality to 7-8. She is just lazy.
Had an opportunity to go out with a long time friend of mine, who only lives this stuff vicariously through my stories. He was shocked at the quality of the talent. We were saying, all some of these chicks need to do is go stand outside the gate of some school like U of Maryland or Georgetown, and wait for someone to propose marriage. But alas, there is usually a reason that they are there at the club.
I have noticed more new faces in the places at 55, Stardust and Lanham. I think you guys are checking it out. For you ampers, there is a chick, China, at Stardust who is way nice! She is the biggest Korean chick i have ever seen, about 5' 9", with a smoking body. She talks like she is straight from the hood though. No problems communicating. I just have never had the opportunity to chat her up much. She is worth taking a look at. I will see if I can find out when she is dancing for the interested.
I know a few folks have offered to roll out with me on my journeys, but my sched is so sporadic, I am generally doing a quick dash on the way home thing and can't plan so great.
But if you are planning to go, shoot me a PM, and I might be able to vector.
Dc Travel 2003
08-07-05, 20:16
Went out after a long absence. Funny that gentrification is well on its way in DC. Now see more WSW than BSW. Then it is segregated. WSW before 14th on L and some of the access roads while BSW on 13th & 14th. Nothing on K it seems. Area now seems to be 15th on the west, L on the south, 13th on the west and M on the north.
After some scoping from about 1 am on, finally hit paydirt about 2. Nice BSW. Forgot name and see wouldn't give number. Said to many of yall just wanted to talk. Nice looking (7) and kind of tall. Paid the going rate even though should have paid less. Gave a great CBJ. After some more cruising, say crackdown.
LE was around but not really hassling. Then all of a sudden, then started rounding up everyone, including pimps. They even got my girl. It was sick. It was like 10 of them being put in the back of the van on 13th & Mass. Hopefully out soon. Need to see her again.
Member #3947
08-08-05, 00:09
Fellas,
I was in that joint last Thursday and Friday and the chicks there are hot!!!! Got a great lapdance from Jody. Man, the girl let me put my hands on her everywhere, YMMV. Since the place haven't been open that long, this will be the perferct opportunity to get your freak on with the ladies. Jody gave me her digits so I'm going to try for a "Nooner" this week.
Daplush Man
Where is Lanham Inn?? Am going to be in D.C. on about August 26, after a 100 mile backpack on the Appalachian Trail. Plan to do at least one night in a club and another in an AMP. Suggestions?
Member #4338
08-08-05, 09:08
Scotty:
See the address posted below on the Prince George's County, Maryland Board. The place is not actually in DC but in MD.
450 Annapolis Road
Lanham, Maryland, USA
As to suggestions for AMP's in DC, all you have to do is put on your reading specs and read the wealth of intel that is this DC board.
Lax
Thanks. All I wanted was the Lanham address, but obviously didn't say so. As far as AMPS, I plan to try and find some Happiness or maybe go Downtown.
Got burned by Roxanne on West Virginia Ave on Saturday night. First time that's happened in a real long time. Part of me isn't surprised that she ripped me off. She is afterall, a pipehead. But, I'd dated her twice before and she was always totally straight up and friendlier than most, which led me to believe that somehow she wouldn't do me like that.
In my defense, I was jammed up pretty bad on percocet from surgery and wasn't in the sharpest mental condition. Looking back, I think I did just about everything wrong a monger could have done. Anyway, there you go. Took one for the team.
Need a little update on the AMP scene. Went to Supra last year, my last time in DC, and had a good time but reading the threads it sounds like it isn't the place to check out anymore. Anyone have a better place to recommend? I will RTFF but if anyone has some guidance, it will be greatly appreciated.
OK bros, I've RTFF trying to find a bit of info that has eluded me. What AMP lady in DC has the nicest ass? Obviously it would be too much to ask for a Vida Guerra or Keyra Augustin-type ass but I continue on my quest. Having recently found and enjoyed a Korean/Japanese provider in Dallas with a wonderful backside, my mission takes me to DC next. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Member #4338
08-09-05, 07:23
Inca:
If you have RTFF as you claim then you know two things:
1. You know just about everything there is to know about the DC AMP scene because the contributors to this Board faithfully report on their AMP sexploits and, IMHO, do an awesome job of providing intel on locations, services provided, descriptions of the various providers, and recommendations on who to see or not see. If you haven’t found it in your extensive research of this valuable resource than I’m not sure what to tell you.
2. Newbies with only three post to their name TOTAL(two of which are here and asking for intel and none of which has contributed jack-shit to the regulars here in DC) are often met with …how shall I phrase this…a cool reception. Better results are obtained by those who first contribute something before they start asking dumb-ass questions.
Just my $.02. Other esteemed Senior Members of this forum have been known to be more understanding of requests like yours. Then again some have not.
Lax
Travel Guy
08-09-05, 08:24
Laxman you have such a nice way of putting the Newbies in there place.Its great what you do.
Benchdog447
08-09-05, 09:52
Amen Laxman for keeping Newbies in place. But, here is how I think the Newbie RFI occurs:
A Newbie is turned on to this wonderful resource we call WSG. After reading a few threads of the local action in his neighborhood, his pulse quickens and blood begins to pool in the little man.
Ultimately, the excitement becomes overwelming and he briefly reflects that he has been missing out. He reads frantically through the threads to discern his best course of action. Despite seeing, but not registering, the many RTFF warnings, he is too excited and the little head is thinking for the big head.
He might have RTFF but in his excited state he reasons, "if I call them, they will come." So he posts, "I have RTFF, BUT......please tell me."
You can only half fault him.
Ok, now to business. I am up in the Baltimore area which is rich with SWs and am a huge fan of the DC AMPs (for obvious reasons, RTFF), but I am also a frequenter of the standard messenger groups. One Gem, claims to be a Crowd Pleazer from the month of April. I met her on several occassions, she is blond, 5'8", 120. Probably in her late 30s early 40s. My most recent meeting with her was in Georgetown near the canal. Her husband enjoys taking discreet photos of men having their way with the Mrs. Incredible BBBJ followed by any form of CFS you want. All in the relative safety of the outdoors and at no cost to the user! What a great bargain.
Always on the lookout for the freebies!
Mighty Spearsman
08-09-05, 11:20
OK bros, I've RTFF trying to find a bit of info that has eluded me. What AMP lady in DC has the nicest ass? Obviously it would be too much to ask for a Vida Guerra or Keyra Augustin-type ass but I continue on my quest. Having recently found and enjoyed a Korean/Japanese provider in Dallas with a wonderful backside, my mission takes me to DC next. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
No you haven't done enough RTFF. If you had, you would have read not one but SEVERAL posts that mention a young lady who works at the Sun Club (G and 6th, NW) who has a great ass. Use the "Search" function to get quick results.
Hint: her working name is a color.
Now put on your glasses and start reading!
How did I know I would get fried for being a newbie?
I'm not a newbie to the forum, just haven't posted since the sex guide forums split (marriage and lack of travel have cut down on the hobby). Had to get a new name and just never got around to using it. Now that I've re-ignited my love for these hard working ladies, I'll be posting regularly.
Thanks to Spearsman for helping my quest. I'm in your debt.
Rickytickytock
08-09-05, 14:00
Ok, so it was so dreary and rainy yesterday that I had dreams of a warm, Sun-like place.
Arrived at a little after midnight, greeted by shorter, uglier mamasan who seemed either hella tired or just plain retarded. In any case, she led me to the tanning/massage room next to the TS. She takes my coupon, the .5, and tells me my lady will be in shortly.
In a minute or so, a cute thing by the name of Cindy strolls into my room in a small bikini top and semi-see through black bottoms and a g-string. Easily was an 8 on the AMP scale, considering she was in her mid to late 20s (claimed 26) and had good skin, was thin, and her boob job was not nearly as noticable as others I've seen/heard of.
She was sweet, and was obviously FOTB as she spelled out C-I-N-D-Y on the VIP card like a proud 2nd grader learning how to spell her name properly. Kinda cute, IMHO. TS sucked. Nothing against her, but she was too gentle and offered no TS extras like CoCo. She kept herself covered the entire time.
The massage was also fully clothed, but worry not, I was making inroads and as her comfort level increased, she became fairly chatty (well...as chatty as a FOTB Korean 20 something can be in an AMP) and quite pleasant.
She stopped the soft touching massage and asked if the $ I had laid near the keys was for her. It was, and she thanked me and sat down on the edge of the table. Here was where I went for the kill. I gave her a nice soft massage that she enjoyed and began to undress her. She like this very much and proceeded to open up like a blooming flower.
DFK was first, and was available during the entire encounter, making this a wonderful GFE. CBJ first, I offered DATY but she declined, saying she doesn't like it, but instead gave me the opportunity to flick the man in the boat while she worked her French skills like a trooper. She got into it and gave me some dirty looks while handling the boys. She climbed on top for CG, but had trouble fitting the turtle all the way in as she was tighter than I've ever felt. She rode the steed valaintly until she came loudly. She asked me to top for a while which I did. She was not a fake moaner, all her sounds were real, and with all the dirt talk and DFK, I was mush in 15 minutes.
After she cleaned me up real nice and lay next to me, actually throwing a cover over us and sucking on my neck. She asked if I had fun, to which I replied I did, but want to go another round. She laughed and said 'Nooo...too sore'. But she didn't take much time to go down for another French lesson, covered to completion. She worked to shots from the pipe today fellas.
Afterwards, I realized how much longer I had stayed then I wanted to (I didn't care about the full hour, I just wanted to hit n run). She was actually unhappy with this and asked me to stay a bit longer. I politely declined, but set up an appt with her sometime in the next week. She even told the mamasan about my early departure, to which she questioned me and wondered why I needed to go so soon. She (Cindy) even escorted me to the door and DFK'd on the way out.
All in all a GFE dream, but YMMV. Be safe.
Cheesemaker
08-09-05, 16:08
In the newbies defense, he asked a pretty specific question, namely, which AMP girl has the BEST ass. Granted, the forum exhaustively details the bodily assets of many providers, some of whom have succulent posteriors. But as to which has the very best, I have to admit, I'd like to know the answer myself. For starters, I can safely say that, at least by my tastes, Pink at Sun may have a nice thin body with a decent rump. But if hers is really the best we have, we're in pretty bad shape. I mean come on, the lady must be close to 40. And with the turnover some of these places have, there absolutely must be a nice young tight bodied AMP girl who has more junk in her trunk than the typical Korean sweetie. If Maya at DT were still around she'd get my vote. But of those I currently know to be in DC, I can't think of a perfect 10 ass (although some recent rave reviews have me wondering about one particular new talent).
I'm not a senior member. But I still say its a discussion worth having.
My 2 cents.
No you haven't done enough RTFF. If you had, you would have read not one but SEVERAL posts that mention a young lady who works at the Sun Club (G and 6th, NW) who has a great ass. Use the "Search" function to get quick results.
Hint: her working name is a color.
Now put on your glasses and start reading!
When the Mighty Spearchucker won't answer your question straight up, you can assume you have truly fucked up. Us old-line bastards rarely get a hard-on just reading the board anymore, so we have forgotten how you must feel in discovering there is genuine, free, and solid intel about all-you-care-to-eat sex on this wonderful site.
On the other hand, the knowledge base here represents a multi-million dollar investment on the part of the contributors that have submitted the reports that make up this body of knowledge. In addition, they have SHARED this knowledge, which none have needed to do. Most posters have taken the time to craft readable, factual yet tactful, and occasionally humerous tales of their adventures.
Since it takes more time to write than it does to read, those who have written the most have little respect for those who cannot be bothered to read the fucking forum first. It is easy to tell a reasonable question from a well-read poster from the moronic question of the illiterate. I have generally seen the legitimate question answered without predjudice.
This site is like the Cliff's notes of the sex scene. If you are too damn lazy to read the condensed notes then you are gonna get fucked over on the final exam when you don't have any seniors handy to answer the test questions for you... Doing the research for somebody else takes time--there is a fairly large contengent of senior members that have backed off from posting to the forum due to the time it takes from their lives.
I do expect post number FOUR from our newbie to be a report on the out- cum of his DC AMP visit, including the relative merits of his provider's nether regions. Anyone wanna lay odds on this one, my bet is 5:1 against...
A hearty thank you to Lax and Spearguy for keeping the DC board happy and relatively stupidity free.
LoveLOS
BTW - Ebony really does have a nice ass, when did she start working at the sun club? :p
While both ladies give TS above the standard fare, in my humble opinion, Koko gives the best TS bar none. She has a more supple body, and those DDs. Pink has a boyish chest and tends to rush TS.
Thanks to all who recommended Koko.
I went to Happiness looking for Lauren but was advised she has gone back to Korea. I took Mimi and I must say she was a good choice. I have had Lauren before (she used to work at Supra last year) so I was a little sad but Mimi made up for it. She told me she was Lauren best friend and I could be hers also. She took my hand led me to the room helped me take off my shoes and pants. She then led me to the shower. She cleaned every part very well. Back in the room she asked me what did Lauren do. Well I did not say she never did asian but said everything. OK, I will be back in a minute relax. She comes back and dime the light and drops her clothes. She begins with asian and I must say shedoes a good job. Almost as good as Maya or Coco. I told her I liked it so she spends 5 minutes there.I flip over and she tells me I am huge. I have never had anyone tell me that but I have beentaken some medication (not viagra or any other sex drug) and was told it would make me thicker but have a hard time cumming. She gave me a decent BJ licking my balls and just playing with me. Off to the races and I have a hard time cumming. She asks me if I had been drinking I told her no. She says you good long time I like. I must say that she seemed to cum a few times as I was hard the whole time and even after I dressed. She told me again soon. I told her ok. She was a good fun time for the 48 minutes that I was with her. She is no Maya or Coco but I will go back to see her.
My next visit is to see Pepsi at Supra as she looks like Maya when I saw the photo posted here. I think Maya opened a new shop in Honolulu while her brother still is looking for a bar location in Annandale. I know she is trying to get out of the business and is lookingfor a good korean guy to marry. Of course she needs to get her green card and divorced first. Thats all I know.
Quick thanks to all who offered sage advice to my questions re: "dating" an AMP girl. I much appreciate all the posts and PMs. Suffices to say many of you have had wildy differing experiences in this arena, I'll be sure to post the results of my forays if and when they happen.
Happy Mongering fellas.
Well I visited Annie at DT. She's got a smoking body, cute face, mid 20's and enhancements. Her english isnt that great for being here 8 months. DT teaches them english or at least tries to. I guess some don't want to learn being that they will be here only a year. I have had others want to practice their english and learn more. Funny, they all know where Tyson's mall is.
She's in great shape and works out. Had a good TS, DFK, and good strong finish. She must be popular because session last typical 50 minutes. Didn't help me with clothes. Overall about 7. Service 6, body 9, face 8
Member #4338
08-10-05, 00:52
How did I know I would get fried for being a newbie?
I'm not a newbie to the forum, just haven't posted since the sex guide forums split (marriage and lack of travel have cut down on the hobby). Had to get a new name and just never got around to using it.
Now I don't know about you Inkster but the rest of us were also posters on the old board and we didn't have to get a new board ID. Jackson made the transition for us. You must be SPECIAL!
Why is it that the outed newbies always cry that "I'm not a Newbie..I'm just a faithful long lost brother who has lost his way and you guys should cut me some slack for acting like a dumbshit and asking dumbass questions"? If you were indeed a long lost brother then you would know the contempt many of us have for first time posters who are too lazy to avail themselves of the DC Board.
That is not to say that first time posters are unwelcome. To the contrary, we welcome new contributors (Inkster..please note key phrase here) with open arms.
LL: No takers on that wager here.
Lax
After a stellar review(s) from our man "da Y fvr" and having actually never been there before...I figured it was time to head up Conn ave to CPHC to see how the northern half of DC spends their hard earned money...and get a session of rr with Koni.
I got there a little early but it seemed not to be a problem as I was lead right in. Rooms are spacious and comfortable with just the right amount of light, AC was perfect. BTW, the door is to the left of the building and up a set of stairs; very nicely tucked away, out of site of the hoy poloy.
In walks Koni wearing a nice short pink 2 piece with a big smile stretching ear to ear. I loved her enthusiasm, she planted a big wet one on me and off we went to the TS. As previously reported, the shower rooms are doubles, so be prepared for company...though they are separated by curtains.
TS was very nice with lots of suds, rubs, hugs and kisses. Also included was a great mini muscle message that really put me into a relaxed state, kind of the calm before the storm.
Back to the room, even more DFK(great tongue action btw - if you like that kind of GFE), got me really hot to the point I needed to get into it right away. To which Koni was ready for action, taking all I wanted and giving back more than I could stand. As I read in the previous post(and agree), she is a real pro and loves to give her best performance. She even told me after wards "Koni cum, Koni cum...to much!", and she did, our towels were soaked and had a sweet smell of success!! She even wanted more after I was out of ammo(twice, but who's counting), so I had to take matters in "hand" and go tactical which I didn't mind at all. The real thing!!
After the main event ended she asked me if she could call me on her vacation time(guess she might not go back to NY after all); nice to know I might have had something to do with that choice - the rest of you can thank me individually later...after you get to see her which I(we - the fvr and me) highly recommend.
I did leave out explicit details, but see the previous post if need be; otherwise get your butts up(way up!) there and see what all the excitement is about.
One last point, the spa is located right next to an ambulance /fire dept station...The siren happened to go off while I was on the table, scared the sh*t out of me, I thought we were being raided; I almost got off the table heading for the door and my clothes. Koni laughed and told me it happens all the time, saw I was freaked out and proceeded to divert my attention to other thoughts, expertly I might add!
MnV
I went down to 10th, hoping to check out some quality talent. I hit Royal first and the mamasan rushes me and puts me in a room before I can even say a word. I hate the idea of no lineup and didn't get a chance to ask for anyone specific. She brings some tall not-so-hot girl and I'm ready to leave. Mamasan figures I don't like the first choice so she brings Coco, who doesn't do much for me either. I tell Mamasan I'm coming back.
I then hit Happiness, where I also get rushed into a room without seeing any girls (I got spoiled in Dallas by a great lineup). Mamasan pops in and shows me a girl who is not bad but not quite what I was hoping for. I asks her if Mimi is available, she isn't. Apparently it was packed at the time I went (2:30pm) and the girl she showed me was the only one available. I decided to try again later.
So here I am, still in DC, wondering when I'll get a chance to hit an AMP. There are some Craig's List escorts who have caught my eye but I had my sights set on experiencing a DC AMP again.
If and when I get some action I'll be sure to post my experience.
My vote for best ass in DC area is not in DC. Make the drive up to Baltimore to Moonlight, (at 1801-F Woodlawn Ave just off the beltway - at approx 9:00 location on a clock face.)
You want a really nice ass? Tina can make you happy in spades.
And, unlike most Balt places, Moonlight is FS.
Raw.
Mighty Spearsman
08-11-05, 12:47
I went to Happiness looking for Lauren but was advised she has gone back to Korea. I took Mimi and I must say she was a good choice. I have had Lauren before (she used to work at Supra last year) so I was a little sad but Mimi made up for it. She told me she was Lauren's best friend and I could be hers also. She took my hand led me to the room helped me take off my shoes and pants. She then led me to the shower. She cleaned every part very well.
Back in the room she asked me what did Lauren do. Well I did not say she never did asian but said everything. OK, I will be back in a minute relax. She comes back and dims the light and drops her clothes. She begins with asian and I must say she does a good job. Almost as good as Maya or Coco...
Time for some positive feedback. Just read several good reports, of which I would rate the above post by Honolulu as #1 for the week.
Why? Not only is it a good informative report about Mimi and her Asian skills, but now we know for sure that Lauren is gone.
So, any first-time visitors to Happiness can say "yes, I've been here before, with Lauren. She was great" and "I'd like to request Mimi, some of my friends recommended her."
******
Runners-up for post of the week include the fine posts by miketterpfan, moonview and aeolus.
Also, I did want to note that Inca79 didn't run away (as many of us suspected he would), but instead did write a short post. Inca, we're still waiting to read the details of your successful AMP visit. Again, RTFF and then try Koni at CPHC, Annie at Downtown, Mimi at Happiness (who you did ask for) or Pink, Coco, Cindy or Candy at Sun Club.
Finally, thanks to rawnoc for the 411 on Moonlight
A long report, but then, ALL my tales of woe and adventure are long. As usual, there are a few nuggets in the following tome, but this is written so newbies who are too lazy to RTFF will dutifully ignore these tidbits and remain blissfully moronic. Besides, hopefully MS will vote me worthy of mention in future report grading. ;)
Before I begin, I must note that I am very pleased to see Inkman is still in the game even after the barbequing he received on his initial posts here. Thank you, Inky, for proving me wrong. I do hope you actually can see your way clear to actually get some service from one of our lovely AMP girls here, but I do respect walking out of the shop when you are not satisfied with the merchandise; as you will see more than once in the following tale.
Lack of success in luring an escort to our humble community last evening caused much consternation and frustration for Hondo and LL. Strike one . The decision was made on the fly to take fate into our own hands and journey to the city of plentiful sex. With an hour’s notice, Hondo thoughtfully printed out no less than seven good possibilities from Craigslist. We were furiously making discreet inquiries on the fly as we motored up the road. None of these panned out due to location or availability. Strike two.
LL managed, with a little help from his friends, to get the corrected number for Thai Angels, a reputable group of ladies working out of NOVA. Here is my report on a previous encounter. We arranged two one-hour sessions back to back, since only one attendant was on duty. We arrived early and found that the attendant was not on par with other providers LL has found so appealing in the past. The advertisement, http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-thai4-agency1.htm , features four attendants, three are stunning, and Lisa is not. Still a good service, just ask who you are meeting in advance… We tipped her .2$ and bailed. Strike three—WTF???
On to DC! A call to Mocha yielded a positive response. She has be on hiatus for a few weeks and wanted to play. She snagged a G/F and we met at the bar with no name. The “other” bartender was on duty since we were there before the stroll heats up and things were cool. A hug and a kiss from Mocha and LL had made his decision. Hondo, on the other hand, was not so impressed with his allotment after his “friend” had snagged his choice within 2.67 seconds of her arrival. Gigi is a nice, and pretty hot catch, but she does not play the game as well as her mentor, so Hondo passed on the trip to the No-tel Motel. Strike four, Hondo!
Mocha-Latte to keep you warm and a private room with A/C to keep you cool are a wonderful combination. LL has chosen this combo more often than is probably healthy, but there are a few more coital positions that needed to be tried. The cowgirl was superb, and the porno-style off the corner of the mattress finish with those lovely legs in the air on each side of my head rivals some of Scorpio’s creative fucking positions. Home run for LL.
Face: 7
Body: 8
Attitude: 7
Service: 7
The following is second hand intel, but since Hondo a generally reliable reporter, I have decided to include it: Hondo opted for the tried and true that never fails him! He climbed the stairway to heaven and entered DT. They were busy and he was shown to the seat in the back, where his trained eye spotted a goddess in a red outfit. If someone can attach a name to her (red outfit night of 8/10), please do so. He advised the mamasan this was his choice.
“She busy, I give you nice girl”
The girl offered was not on par with red so “I’ll wait for red, when is she free?”
“Not until tomorrow.”
“OK. I think I will leave now...” Strike FIVE???
Hondo, you are my hero!!! Some pushy old illegal alien comes to our country and tells us we have to do this or that; and most of the wimps out there actually take that shit, pay full rate for a girl that does not turn him on, and wonder why their AMP experiences are substandard. DUH?
We mulled over options. Unusual business names like GHS, Supra, Sky, Boss, Sun and Happiness were considered, as were catch phrases like “Royal treatment,” “Fire and Ice,” and the “Pepsi challenge.” The combination of some past memory of a potential Mrs LL that needed more research (Linda) and an alternative whose name escaped me at the time that works at the same establishment (Mimi), made Royal the weird business name of choice. As noted in many recent posts, Royal tends to rush you into a room and slaps you with a provider much the same way DT operates. Having a name on your mind solves this unpleasantness. LINDA fell from my lips and I was ushered into what is apparently “her” room. Since he has not been following the board closely and I can’t remember shit, Hondo did not have the word MIMI at his disposal, so he drew a decent looking young lady nicknamed Coco, whom Inkjet passed on in his report. She apparently pleased the Hondo, but I was getting the G/F treatment from Linda, so I didn’t fucking give a rat’s ass if he was going for her or opting for strike six… That’s his deal.
The TS by Linda is a thing of wonder and pleasure, that is if you are so perverted as to liking a beautiful, sensual, playful, woman of Asian descent playing with you ass, balls and tool like it was part of her personal toy shop. Back in room, our prior encounter negated any need for the usual inquiry, not to mention this seems NOT to be this ladies’ style. She immediately stripped and crawled onto the table for some cuddling, which soon contorted into mutual oral ministrations of pleasure. This lady has some interesting vocabulary--phrases such as “Suck my wet pussy,” “Oh Fuck, fuck fuck!!!” and “fuck me hard” simply blistered LL’s nearly virgin ears. Despite having blown a load less than an hour before, this master of the arts made short, yet extremely intense, work of little LL. She offered the hot towel and massage, but knowing lots of time in my hour was available, I discreetly asked if a second condom could be procured in lieu of the massage. “You want?” and a look of sheer glee filled her eyes. The second round was amazing. I got at least another 20 minutes dining on my favorite food. Yes I am a sick pervert who loves to eat pussy, fuck off if you think its disgusting-this is my fantasy here... As for her part, she did bring that condom, but she had it on her finger, which was employed in the stimulation of my ass, which does wonders for the hardness of one’s little head. This, of course left her without a second for the oral work she was diligently performing--you can do the math, Einstien!!! This hypothesis was verified visually and by the prompting to “cum on my face.” The latter happened physically, but without the mass of cream that she sought, so some oil and a skilled hand to awaken, again, little LL finallly satisfied her that she had brought me home a second time, when in reality I was counting three home runs… Gawd I love this girl… Of course, I compensated her an extra .4$ for the extra service provided. She was very grateful and I am assured the multi-pop encounters will continue. I do wonder where a guy can get a massage in town—any pointers for a newbie?
Face: 8 - pretty
Body: 9 - fake rack, but perfect
Attitude: 9
Service: 9.8 - an all time top ten session. Wifey material :o
Linda LoveLOS, has a nice (and somewhat familiar) ring to it… :p
Oh yes, Hondo. He did finally get some pootang. But to show his indiscretion, we are walking back to the car past the FBI building, and now recorded for posterity in the archives of the NSA, courtesy of the FBI cameras, Hondo asks LoveLOS if “was that as good as it looked?” This may have been prompted by the lack of ability LL had to verbalize much more than a stupid smile, or the fact lovely Linda had grabbed his crotch in the hallway, but somehow she managed to get his attention. He apparently was feeling that his batting average was a bit low for the night and planned on a visit to the next-door establishment…
Back in the car, I managed to give him some rough details of my plans to marry, and he felt it his civic duty to make sure for himself that this woman was worthy of the surname LoveLOS before we tie the knot. What a buddy…
LL was spent, so I opted for a pedestrian tour d’loop. In the bar with no name, the bartender was medicated and greeted me warmly. Jennifer (blonde WSW – of “Plan B” fame on my 7/30 report) was there and the only femme that I would been interested in carnal knowledge. On the tour, I snapped a few pics that USG members seem to enjoy, DC’s ladies of the night. I note several to be on the lookout for. One is a very pretty WSW that strolled up 15th from L to M. I also chatted with a BSW that definitely qualifies for the spinner of the week. Her name is India and can’t weigh over 90lbs dripping wet. [Robie, you are on a diet, so stay away!] Missed a pic of an absolutely stunning blonde. And there were two light-skinned BSW with bleached hair and other very interesting attributes. Sky Spa @ 1413 K St has a new paper sign on the door. Apparently the NEW NAME for the place is 14K Spa... cute. A drink @ Archies to chill out while waiting for Hondo, and then I pick him up. He too had this dumb smile on his face…
My former friend had apparently had also received a top ten experience (he placed it at number one best sex ever, while I placed my session at about eight - it's tought to compete with the Land of Smiles). Amazing. We decided a warning to those relatively new to AMPs needs to be issued to AVOID LINDA @ Royal at all costs! Most guys have had mediocre sex from girlfriends and significant others. Most have also experienced your basic low-level service from SWs, or a good escort or AMP girl may occasionally give you the elusive GFE. However, in the hands of a true professional that can do things to you that will alter your perception of lovemaking, many a self-described monger will become mush in such a woman’s grasp. The offer of a phone number for extracurricular activities and the guy is toast. You have been warned!
You may wonder why I refer to a certain Hondo Lane as “my former friend” – the rat bastard has Linda’s PHONE NUMBER and won’t share… He is also spouting some psychobabble about a future Linda Lane… Some “buddy”… It’s just wrong.
You decide…
LoveLOS
Disclaimer: Remember, nothing I write can be construed as factual, true, or anything other than the delusional ravings of a psychotic mind devoid of medically prescribed medications. I suffer from delusions of grandeur and conquest of the fairer sex, but I have never actually been with a woman. I really love writing these works of fiction, and hope you enjoy reading them. Any similarity to a living person is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the fabrication of this report. And you thought I was a contributing member of this forum -- how stupid.
Despite a few posts in the past, I always seem to fall back to my lurking ways. Here's summary of the SW's I've seen recently since most of the recent reports have focused on AMPs.
The SW's have been saying that the no-tell on 14th has been closed for renovations for the past few weeks. Prior to its closure, the police had made a habit of parking outside and harassing Johns and their SW's as they EXITED the hotel, not as they entered. I escaped out the back with my companion.
India/Endia - Not Recommended
I dated India/Endia, the LL's BSW spinner of the week, several months ago. Very thin/petite but with surprisingly large natural breasts for her body size. Definitely not recommended. She demanded doing a car date and wanted to stay uncomfortably close to the track. I've never been a fan of car dates, but I was needy. She actually suggested using the alley behind the fire house! Anyway, I tried to go a little farther afield, and she started getting bitchy. We compromised on a parking lot a few blocks away, but we got interrupted by a pedestrian. I drove away and dropped her off around 14th/K without popping. She was offended, but I just wanted to get the hell out of there. $50/CBJ, could probably get $40.
Angel - Not Recommended
I had seen Angel several times over the past couple of years but had never dated her. She's been walking the track much more lately, so a week or so ago, I decided to sample. Picked her up at 15th/L and proceeded to the local Eastern European establishment. Her breast implants are great. I'm not a big fan of tatoos, but she has a beautiful shaved pussy (probably the nicest pussy I've seen on an SW) and a clit ring. Very nice. Angel got completely naked, which isnt a given for the location. The CBJ was above average; then she laid on the couch for some CFS -- all std positions available. No kissing allowed. The whole experience was rather clinical, so I lost interest. I tried to finish by hand, but her bored expression and monotone "Oh yeah, cum for me, baby" made it very difficult. $30 house (VIP) + $100/CBJ+CFS. Also on Eros: http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-sugar7-angel42.htm
Jennifer - Highly Recommended
I've dated the thin, blonde Jennifer (not the larger friend of Desire's/Angel's) several times. Not exactly a GFE, but always a good time, and she has a fantastic body (and clean, shaved pussy). Never been rushed, and she always makes sure I pop, even when I'm taking longer than the time usually allotted by SWs. $20 or $30 house + $80/CBJ+CFS.
Jessica - Not Recommended
Another blonde WSW (notice a trend?). She's a regular at the Bulgarian establishment and can be distinguished by her Bostonian accent. Legs and pussy not shaved regularly. Date was very clinical and extremely rushed. $20 house + $80/CBJ+CFS. Also on Eros: http://www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-jessica130.htm
Colleen/Flacka (sp?) - Highly Recommended
I've dated Colleen several times, and, like Jennifer, I've always had a great time. Again, it's not exactly GFE, but I don't leave the experience feeling like a douche-bag for seeking this particular form of entertainment. Great body, great CBJ, tight, shaved pussy. Definitely near the top of my DC SW experiences. Wife-in-law of Jessica. $20 or $30 house + $100/CBJ+CFS. Also on Eros: http://www.eros-dc.com/files/mi-jessica130-colleen1.htm
Brooke 38DD - Recommended
Brooke hangs out at the Bulgarian establishment occasionally. She also drives a Mercedes around the track from time to time. Probably the closest I've had to a GFE with an SW, but YMMV. Great CBJ, multi-pop sessions available for $40 additional tip. Absolutely no rush. Very clean, non-smoker -- and not an alcoholic like most of the rest of the SW crowd. And she's definitely the most intelligent and educated SW out there in DC right now. $20 house + $80/CBJ+CFS. Also on Eros: http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-brooke6.htm
Spice - Not Recommended
I've dated Spice 3 or 4 times, despite having the same experience every time. I just keep falling for those camouflage pants and high heel outfit. Very clinical, legs/pussy not shaved. Very rushed and clinical (3 seconds into the main event, she's already saying "Are you gonna cum, baby? Come on, baby, I need you to cum for me." And so on.). Only standing doggie available for the main event -- no mish, no CG. $25/no-tell + $100-$125/CBJ+CFS.
Sally - Recommended
Sally is a WSW and recent addition to the track. She drives around in a black Lexus ES300 with PA plates. Met up around L/13th; followed her to a remote location for a car date. The CBJ was off the hizzle! Fast, wet, and slurpy. The only negative is the fact that she's a heavy smoker. $60/CBJ.
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As you can probably tell, most of my recent experiences have been limited to the Eastern European establishment with no name. I've found that most ladies are more rushed when you choose to venture all the way up 14th St, and I live too far from DC to host the festivities. And, with the exception of my recent encounter with Sally, I usually shy away from car dates.
Hope this helps next time you venture out!
-Strata
Here's some of the talent I'm looking to try in the near future:
Destiny (HSW), the ASW who hangs with Spice, Danielle (gorgeous WSW with 36DD implants)
Mighty Spearsman
08-12-05, 10:32
A long report, but then, ALL my tales of woe and adventure are long...
LL managed, with a little help from his friends, to get the corrected number for Thai Angels, a reputable group of ladies working out of NOVA. Here is my report on a previous encounter. We arranged two one-hour sessions back to back, since only one attendant was on duty. We arrived early and found that the attendant was not on par with other providers LL has found so appealing in the past. The advertisement, http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-thai4-agency1.htm , features four attendants, three are stunning, and Lisa is not. Still a good service, just ask who you are meeting in advance… We tipped her .2$ and bailed. Strike three—WTF??? ...
We decided a warning to those relatively new to AMPs needs to be issued to AVOID LINDA @ Royal at all costs!
You decide…
LoveLOS
Disclaimer:...
Great Report! Love your new disclaimer.
I checked out the Eros page for Thai Angels. Proof once again that photos can be deceiving, because the neck-down shot of Lisa on the web page makes her look hot.
I promise to go have a session with Linda @ Royal soon (just to make Hondo jealous?) :)
Member #4338
08-12-05, 14:32
I guess I’m just a romantic! After reading that tender tail (spelling?) of true love posted by LoveLOS I decided it was time for me too to settle down and propose to my one and only, Mimi from Happiness. (LL: BTW what happened to the last once and future Mrs. LL, Sandy? Did your true love cum to a tragic end?)
It was Friday late morning when I arrived at Happiness. Mimi was waiting as I had called ahead to make sure she was free. Damn, every time I see this girl I am reminded of just what a good looking girl she is. After a fine cleaning we were back in the room and before I know it she has Little Lax in a Liplock :D. Tough to propose from this position. She finally let go and I dropped to bended knee only to find myself with a mouthful of Mimi’s kimchi. It was sweet! Round and round we go before we finally finish this canine style. Now I’m really spent :p.
Well, to make a long story short I just flat forgot to propose to her. I’ll try again next time.
Lax
PS: On the way back to the room from the TS we ran into another provider...not that I noticed...but she had short brown hair and was quite the hot little item!
PPS: The other day I was in town around McPherson Square. Stopped off at Boss and got the line-up. Absolutely nothing :eek: to choose from with 3 girls working and left without any service. Not recommended.
Man, heck of a day. Got back in town mid morning itching for some Chocolate City love. Got a call from Mocha-chino during my afternoon catch-up sleep and asked for her to bring a friend as we previously discussed. Friend was AWOL so she cruised over solo and, as instructed, let herself in and woke me from my slumber. Ahhhh, she satified my "morning" wood in her usual no-holds-barred fashion, cleaned me up, gave me a kiss, locked the door behind her, and sent me back to my slumber without my feet hitting the floor (not including the standing doggie finish). Dream? I'm still not sure, better go check my wallet...
A while later the mysterious Red Roof Inn number called again as it had done a few times in the past week but I never answered the call. Since I was back to my sick monger self, I answered, hoping it was LL's and mine's Jersey girls still in town eagerly awaiting my return (yeah right). To my great suprise, it was my old friend Essence (Belial!) who, I thought, remained only in my, as well as my computer's ;), memory. She said the sweetest of things on the phone and I just had to have her over after a quick protien necessary snack. I offered to pick her up hoping to get some fresh air in order to re-energize, but it is DC in mid August so the only "fresh air" came barrelling out of my whip's A/C. Essence was looking perky as usual, and we caught up on each others activities on the way back from Chinatown to the Looplair during rush hour.
Something has to be said about reunions. Wow! What had gotten into Essence!?! Did she actually MISS me? Sure seemed that way. I can't really go into detail but damn if it wasn't a GFE. I forgot how much she likes to give head. Deep....deep....sweet....long....supple(?)...head. Ahhhhh...
Where am I? Oh, right, anyway, I had dropped a heater of a load with Mocha-frapa-latte-chino earlier in the day so this next one was gonna take some work and Essence plowed away with reckless abandon. I even tried to call it quits out of pure exhaustion but she wouldn't allow it. Finally when she told me she wanted me to shoot my load on her tits did I pull out the extra "4th quarter" effort and squeezed my man goo (a Robuxism no doubt) onto her eagerly awaiting perky b-cups. Ahhh, I then rubbed it in to her joy and collasped beside her.
We lay there for a good ten minutes bs'ing about the good old days, before she asked if I could fix her some Raemen Noodles, chicken flavor no less. Unfortunately, I haven't bought those bad boys since my "five for a dollar" collegiate days so we had to settle for my bag of penny candy. She pleasantly accepted the substitution and munched away like a school girl, albiet naked in the living room while catching up on some VH1 Soul.
As darkness fell, she offered to hitch a cab back downtown but after that performance, I insisted on giving her a ride back. I imagine her cell will be turned back on soon and expect to see that number pop up in the next couple days and I'll be sure to answer. Ahhh, home sweet home....
BTW, Strata, heck of a post, always good to see you around...
www.dcindependentescorts.com/e30/escortright.htm
Jack B Nimble
08-13-05, 17:41
Well great to be back at CPHC, which feels like a real spa, clean and fresh (with relaxing music to boot). Made appointment with Koni based on some earlier reviews. First impression was a bit disappointing. A bit older than I generally like and face not quite my style. But she was quite enthusiastic and ended up looking better without makeup. Koni did win me over with an incredible level of service. Great massage skills, incredible stregnth with just her hands and yet each touch was very sensual. Started a massage on the table shower and then an even better one back in the room. No rush. Then the main course with DFK and a lot of enthusiasm. She was even willing to go another round (but I couldn't). She was very sweet. But, accuse me of being fickle or ungrateful. I had my eye on a girl I saw in the shower. A bit younger, more petite and pert looking, more my style. Mamasan on the way out told me her name was Tona. Any intel on her would be appreciated, but I may try her next.
Hey Strata,
Can you please send me a private message with some info of the girls you mentioned on your last post. Such has tele # and when you say house is it a direct location to find them? or did you find them on the street. Rates seems good, a few I even consider but Eros got them for $200+...not exactly worth it.
If anyone knows of any good escorts, can you please refer them to me by sending me a private message. Any info would be greatly appreicated. Haven't been active in the DC scene but I'm sick of Baltimore. The girls up there are awful on the streets and the clubs are getting worse in terms of talent.
Member #4338
08-14-05, 08:07
As reported earlier, during my last visit with Mimi at Happiness I spotted another girl with short brown hair that I just had to see. I skulked back the other day hoping to avoid an embarrassing confrontation with my one and only to see the new girl. Mamasan raised an eyebrow but otherwise said nothing. She brought in the new girl, Happy.
Happy is 5’ 2”, 115 lbs, enhanced 35 C’s and an otherwise smoking body. Very pleasant with good English skills, she says she lives in NOVA with her family and that she is 26.
Happy gave a very nice TS and when we back in the room she says “massagee later?” That worked for me. I had to stop her from lubing up as I wanted to taste the kitty au natural. She took her top off and revealed those wonderful breasts. I just had to suck them and she was pleased. Her CBJ was wonderful with lots of eye contact and then I sat her on the edge of the table for DATY. She became progressively wetter and eventually wrapped her legs around my head. I’d bet she came at least once.
Little lax could wait no longer so I jumped on top and entered the gates of heaven. Finished her off from behind and we were both exhausted. Hot towel and then a fine unrushed massage. Very relaxing.
Dilemma for next time is who to see at Happiness. I’m thinking this is a good problem to have!!!
Peace & love,
Lax
Was a disappointing selection of SW's last night on the loop. Cruised down there around 2 AM. Lots of traffic. With all that traffic, you would have thought there would have been a lot of nice looking SW's out there. Not so. A lot of overweight girls that looked really dumpy. The ones that weren't overweight were nasty looking in the face. Nothing worth picking up. LE was heavier than I've ever seen it.
I did see one BSW smack the shit out of some drunk, spanish dude. That was funny. Pimps everywhere.
Finally, frustrated with the selection and tired of sitting in the traffic jams, I decided to cruise NY Ave. Only a few BSW's by the Budget Inn. Just when I was about to call it a night and head on out I see this absolutely stunning B/HSW by the new gas station near the Budget. Called herself Forever. 20 y.o. puerto rican/black girl from Florida. Incredible ass. Wearing short shorts and a fishnet top, she had a beautiful face. Very personable and loved to laugh. Didn't have that hardened attitude that a lot of SW's in DC have. BJ was average at best. FS was excellent. A nice way to end what had been a very disappointing hunt last night.
Midnight88
08-14-05, 21:43
Sweet pea,
I came down NY about an hour before you. Saw two street walkers at the the Texaco. One was walking to the Texaco, the other was stopped, talking to LE in car in Texaco Parking lot. I did the loop at Bladennsburg, but by the time I got back, nothing. I've noticed a lot more female traffic on NY Ave, but I think that it is chicks walking to the new club, Fur.
Was a disappointing selection of SW's last night on the loop. Cruised down there around 2 AM. Lots of traffic. With all that traffic, you would have thought there would have been a lot of nice looking SW's out there. Not so. A lot of overweight girls that looked really dumpy. The ones that weren't overweight were nasty looking in the face. Nothing worth picking up. LE was heavier than I've ever seen it.
I did see one BSW smack the shit out of some drunk, spanish dude. That was funny. Pimps everywhere.
Finally, frustrated with the selection and tired of sitting in the traffic jams, I decided to cruise NY Ave. Only a few BSW's by the Budget Inn. Just when I was about to call it a night and head on out I see this absolutely stunning B/HSW by the new gas station near the Budget. Called herself Forever. 20 y.o. puerto rican/black girl from Florida. Incredible ass. Wearing short shorts and a fishnet top, she had a beautiful face. Very personable and loved to laugh. Didn't have that hardened attitude that a lot of SW's in DC have. BJ was average at best. FS was excellent. A nice way to end what had been a very disappointing hunt last night.
Sunday night I headed down to some of the more popular establishments written about here. After hitting the bank, I strolled up the street only to see LE 2 deep parked across the street. Of course I kept walking.
Walked around the block to clear the cobwebs then went back to my ride. Decided to cruise down the street to see if LE was still there.
Lo and behold I come upon cruisers with their lights flashing....from a distance it looks like a poor monger is being given the business after he departed one of the more popular spas.
God damn LE, fucking pigs suck. I wonder how much chatter here resulted in the pigs patrolling these two popular AMPs?
Anyway, went to a very popular alternative and saw Sandra. Or was it Sonny? Either way, she's pretty hot. Very thin, tight stomach, great ass, but breasts smaller than I like. Beautiful face!
Decent TS, No AR, extended CBJ, a few positions until she claimed to be "exhausted" so we finsihed with about 15 minutes of mish. Overall, decent service but kind of a disappointment as I had planned on seeing a much better girl downtown.
Be very careful out there mongers, LE is about.
Lax,
As far as my previous marital woes, I can only assume Sandy was deported to some far off AMP since she was completely faithful thruought our courtship. I know of only a handful of my friends who she personally invited to our wedding (you were one of them), and all assured me she was a nearly ideal woman.
Guess you were not formally engaged to Mimi since you neglected to propose. Otherwise she might get her feathers ruffled about her intended fucking one of the bridesmaids. Hope you can figure out which one to be faithful to, or not. My suggestion is to try them both again since memory can be such a capricious thing... :D So many women, so little time.
Awe fuckit. I realize I am going to have to help you out too, since you have been such a good friend with respect to both Sandy and Linda. A man has to do what a man has to do... The ole schedule is pretty busy - Loopy has got me tooling all over DC and NoVa in search of the perfect ebony mate to soothe his lifelong companionship requirements. See the DC-Craigslist stuff. So many women, so little time.
As far as Linda LoveLOS is concerned, she absolutely has Hondo's stamp of approval, and your's as I recall. Difficult part is that I don't have Hondo's approval. We're gonna have to have this out over a flipping quarter or something. I must admit that I too neglected to propose to her due to various distractions, but I intend to set that right next trip. Let's see: Linda, Mai-Lee, Mimi, Happy, Starr, Kandy and Stephanie--I might have to split that into two trips... :p So many women, so little time.
LoveLOS
Crez, I think it's OK to be specific on where the oinkers were eating those donuts. Keep sharp & safe. If confronted, you do not have to answer any questions that would be self incriminating. Don't lie, just don't answer the question--something about a fifth ammendment that they have not gotten repealed by some fucking patriot act. yet.
Member #4338
08-15-05, 08:37
Guess you were not formally engaged to Mimi since you neglected to propose. Otherwise she might get her feathers ruffled about her intended fucking one of the bridesmaids. Hope you can figure out which one to be faithful to, or not. My suggestion is to try them both again since memory can be such a capricious thing... :D So many women, so little time.
LL: As usual you've come across with the sage solution. I will have to try them both again because I just can't recall which one was more spectacular :D So many women, so little time.
As to Linda, you recall correctly that she has my stamp of approval and I'm sure she would make a wonderful Mrs. LL which means that she would fuck your brains out every morning before you went off to work and every evening when you came home. Ah, married bliss!
I think your list of girls for your upcoming outing is missing one. What about the lovely Chanal? So many women, so little time ;)
Be safe
Lax
Headed out mongering around DC at 12:30am with no success decided to hit up DT. Mama said 30 min wait. too long for me. So I headed to Happiness. mama introduce me to MIMi. I heard all about her and was pleased. menu included AR, DATY, BJ, CG, mish and finished doggy. Great experience.Oone thing that sticks out is those lovely lips. damn gotta make another visit with her. All in all awesome. thanks guys for the report of Mimi. 160 total damage. DC street too crowded yet not enough hotties. stick to amp -301.
Hondo Lane
08-15-05, 14:37
Since you live close to me it will save me the D.C. trip. Hondo
The pigs were stuffing their faces directly across the street from Royal/Happiness, just in case my post wasnt clear on that. By the looks of it, they may have actually hauled some poor monger off. Bastards!
PS: Sorry guys, Linda's already proposed to me!
You're right Lax, I did forget Chanel.... Your post may have altered my plans, again. SMWSLT...
Anybody got any spare sildenafil citrate ground up in a powder? I am gonna have to do a few lines before my next outing... Of course, I still kinda like the idea of Cailis Smoothies on tap at TBWNN.
Hondo. All I can say is that you are a fucking genius. That is one of the most lucid and well-thought-out plans I have ever read. Kudos.
LL
In response to the suggestion that a monger was busted leaving an AMP. is that really possible? What is the actual "illegal" act involved in visiting an AMP? Obviously, it is not illegal to get a "massage. " To catch a monger in any alleged illegal acts, they would have to enter the facility and see alleged acts, correct?
Of course, that might not stop LE from questioning someone outside an AMP.
Hopefully, cool heads would prevail and a standard "only massage" answer would be maintained.
If you are in the raw in NoVA, they use a misdemeanor charge ' Failure to Conceal Erogonous Zone'. I've never heard of any problems entering/exiting or being clothed at an AMP; just tell them you accidently went to the wrong place... maybe they were digging for some information or searching for someone to testify against the AMP. Crash has the right idea to just remain calm.
The riskiest part is in the TS, and seems to be where they pick up a guy to appear in court (then usually dismissed in court after your name is publized; I would still consult a lawyer). Regardless if you are in the room or the TS, grab that towel to cover butt ASAP so you can say no erogenous zones were in view or being touched.
For the working girls, no problem in the massage room if they have a massage license, but they could lose their license if they are caught during the TS session. If the girls don’t have a license, they are only allowed to massage your feet, hands and/or head; not your problem, you assumed they had a license to do this (you noticed all of the license when you entered the door). For the girl's benefit, have a quick joint agreement with the girl that is was only the feet before (if possible) the LE question you separately. Don’t expect too many of these girls to have a massage license.
Fortunately I have not been caught; no guarantees on what the LE will really do if you are the one on the table.
In response to the suggestion that a monger was busted leaving an AMP. is that really possible? What is the actual "illegal" act involved in visiting an AMP? Obviously, it is not illegal to get a "massage. " To catch a monger in any alleged illegal acts, they would have to enter the facility and see alleged acts, correct?
Of course, that might not stop LE from questioning someone outside an AMP.
Hopefully, cool heads would prevail and a standard "only massage" answer would be maintained.
Rickytickytock
08-16-05, 17:12
The only thing I can think of that would get a dude busted from an AMP visit would be his own nervousness leading to some sort of incriminating statement. Just remember, they don't have to tell the truth. A very common technique would be to say "C'mon man, we KNOW what goes on in there".
Word of advice: AMPs in DC are going to be the next target of those in DC city council who want to gentrify the areas outside of the downtown/georgetown/adam's morgan yuppie-ville. Maybe late night visits will be too obvious in the near future. I hope not.
I will also be interested to see how the new traffic pattern at Thomas Circ. will hurt SW efforts. The gold mine of M street is no longer prime territories, and K is LE central, so be careful.
There was an incident described in depth on another board about a monger busted coming out of an Asian agency in MD. The pigs told the guy they werent really after him, just after the owners and girls. If he spilled the beans about full service, they'd let him off and just bust the providers etc.
Well, he told them what they wanted to know. The Pigs proceeded to bust the next guy coming out of the place, shut down the establishment, bust the owners, and bust the girls. Not to mention put the original monger through the court system contrary to what they had said.
Many of us know better than to fold under pressure, but I can see where some guys confronted by police on 10th Street at midinight might simply do whatever they are told will keep their families from finding out.
Of course, the police lie about everything including that. But not everyone knows this.
Myself, I'd go so far as to say I went up there to see what the deal was and then left without doing anything. No massage, no money exchanged, nothing. There's no way for them to prove anything, so fuck'em.
Spent an hour with Kay of GHS. A slow night with few women working and few customers. She took her time with me, giving a reasonable washing down on a night that was much too hot. Not a GFE, distant and with crooked teeth. However, she was attentive and engaged. Slow on the uptake, we eventually got busy ending in cbj / fs. After that, she walked on my back. The total damage was $$--too much IMHO, but I was not in any mood to do hard bargaining.
Hugh Jardon
08-16-05, 22:54
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed this AMP and Coco. What a great combination they are. The $10 off coupon in the Post sports section starts things off just great. The mamasan ain't a cutie, but she is very friendly. And then Coco comes in. Man, she is short! Real nice enhanced tatas. And a great attitude.
And then comes the shower. This is the best TS I have ever had! When she stripped down, soaped herself up, and then proceeded to wash me with her body, I almost had shangrila #1 right there. And she does it on the flip, too.
In the room, she is just as much fun. CBJ was a little toothy, if I had to find a fault. It was performed enthusiastically, though. Her technique in all positions was flawless. She didn't mind a couple pops, and I even went over the hour a little.
Mamasan walked me to the door and even gave me a tiny little pen. All in all, a great place.
Smoke & Mirrors
08-17-05, 09:46
I recently took a blissful ride in downtown. My hostess was Micki, there were four in the lineup, I wanted a hour appointment. Said she was there approx 2 weeks from Queens..Off we go: Table Shower was quite refreshing. I asked for a soapy manual scubbing, which she performed wonderfully.
She is a playful lass I may add. Back to the honeymoon suite, it was time for 1 hour of wedded bliss. A nice firm, massage of the legs,back,and neck. Followed by a few moments of tounge action to the same areas. She opted for the south gate, but it was closed this day.
Kissing and licking my buttocks, and lower back was a nice treat. "turn ova please" lovely micki began a bottle feeding on my erect nips for about 5 winks. This is a huge turn on for myself, I was practically impaling her with my vagina loader. Moving right along, my dearest moves toward the reason why i'm there in the first place. She kisses and caresses my sachel of pearl jam, then moves to the Live microphone to sing her kareoke. For a good 10 minutes she proceeded with a BBBJ,and nad licking that put me in a vegetative state ;)
my little k-girl then installs a safety net, and proceeds to show me her riding skills. She started out slowly, no lube btw, and proceeded to raise the tempo to her own satisfaction. She was trying to get herself off, at the same moment as I ,what a trooper. She spins 180 degrees, and now i'm looking at her cute rump. A few pumps, and she hops to canine, then to missionary. Oddly during the last stage she opens her eyes, and stares sensually in to my eyes like a passionate lover would. Most times having an affair with these ladies, they often close their eyes because they don't want to remember the cad they have just had sex with.
She was different, and said while convulsing "me cum" "me cum" . Overall the expirience was very good, I would say a 8.5 on the scale. My travels keep me longing for DC's amps. I should be back in 2-3 weeks for another try.I Hope she's still there. A nice time was had.
Was working late night at the office and decided to go for a stroll down K and L last night around 3:30. Nobody was out anywhere. Only action I saw were a couple cruisers parked on L. I even went up a couple of the side streets by the hotel and saw nothing. Don't know if this is a result of recent crackdowns or because of the rain earlier in the evening.
Myself, I'd go so far as to say I went up there to see what the deal was and then left without doing anything. No massage, no money exchanged, nothing. There's no way for them to prove anything, so fuck'em.My plan has always been if confronted by LE, is to say, "Yeah I met this chick who said she wanted to hook up; I made the booty call, we smashed, and now I'm leaving. Like DCrez said, "There's no way for them to prove anything, so fuck'em."
I have been to Happiness a couple of times; the last time visiting Mimi -about whom I posted the visit.
However, there was a shorter and more busty gal I viewed on my way back to the room after the TS. Does anybody have her name? I have RTFF and took the recommendation of Mimi to heart (of course), but no mention here of the more busty lady.
Secondly, does anybody know how to phonetically say, in Korean, "I want a lady with LARGE breasts?" I asked my Korean friend, but he was no help. Maybe if I could say it to Adjema, I could get what I want no matter her name.
Lastly, but not as important as #2, do Adjema and your "helper" stand at the top of the stairs to watch you leave or is it just me? I have been multiple times and they always watch me walk down the stairs together. Maybe they fear a lawsuit from stumbling down the dilapidated stairs after gaining weak knees from a zesty session.
Partially took one for the team. I saw Kandi off craiglist. She is not the gorgeous gal in the pics. She is about 28 yo with seven kids and the attendant damage from seven pregancies. That said, she is a good technician and plays the game well. I probably would have a better review if I had not had such high expectations.
Donation $150 with greek for an additonal $50. Did not partake in the ancient language. I will not be back but ymmv.
Hondo LaneHere are links...
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/ers/91664476.html
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http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/search?areaID=10&subAreaID=0&query=kandy&cat=ers&minAsk=20&maxAsk=21
Link to Fake pic:
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=22651
Just to clarify, HONDO had the date with Kandi, not LL. Hondo, thank you for saving Loopy and I the trouble...
LoveLOS
I was in Annandale last night and saw Loraine at Martin deParis bakery. She was with another working girl and their Korean boy friends. She saw me and just took off. The guys kept asking her why leave. I called her five seven one three thrre eight six eight but she would not answer. She looked hot in a jean mini skirt and a green top. Her face is not as nice as when it is covered with makeup but still nice for a 28 year old. I took a photo but it is too large to post will shrink it.
I was not surprised that she would run away. She did not belong working in a massage place. She had too much class and after alll graduated from Hongok University. Who knows why she worked of course it had too be for money. Six months her six months Korea and spending like no tomorrow then back here for six months. That will take it toll one day.
Secondly, does anybody know how to phonetically say, in Korean, "I want a lady with LARGE breasts?" I know what to say which along with the proper hand motions should get the point across -- but i really have no idea how to spell it so this may not work.
to say "I like large breasts" -- kun ga-sum-ee jo-wha-yo
Give it a shot.
Crazy Dick
08-18-05, 21:58
I guess I’m just a romantic! After reading that tender tail (spelling?) of true love posted by LoveLOS I decided it was time for me too to settle down and propose to my one and only, Mimi from Happiness.
Well, to make a long story short I just flat forgot to propose to her. I’ll try again next time.Lax,
I know you are a man with great taste in women and good intentions. But I need to relate my last visit with the possible future Mrs. Lax.
Called ahead for Mimi. She walked into the room with the biggest smile I had seen in a long time and jumped into my arms. Has another great session with her. After we were finished we were talking and she asks "are you single?" Well I lied and said yes, the next thing out of her mouth was "will you marry me!!!" I didn't answer but I gave her a big hug.
Now My Dilemma, I have several options:
1) I can say yes - but we all know that a woman does not bring her work home with her.
2) I can tell her that Lax is in true love with you and want's to be your husband.
3) I can become Mormon - understand they are understanding about having more than 1 wife.
4) I can make some kind of deal with the current Mrs. Dick - but she will just say I'm Crazy!
So I guess I should step aside a let Lax have a lifetime of happiness with Mimi - but I do want to be part of the pre-marriage activities.
Crazy Dick
So many AMP' and so little money !!!!
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