2005 Archived General Reports [Archive] - Page 3

Rickytickytock

05-17-05, 15:42

Ok, so I worked downtown today and had a little extra time before my gf expected me home. I had a boner, and was tired of never having experienced the D.C. amp scene. Thusly, I chose to go to Sun, since it's only a few blocks from my office and along the green line metro.

Found it easily enough, next to a (closed) sports bar. The ad in CP says "Look for blue door", which is decieving. Look for the blue door on the 6th street side of 521. Stairwell leads directly to door at top. Ring bell, and what do I see but one of the butt fugliest asian women I have EVER seen. I like the non-white girls, and I think I'd do just about ANY asian chick. But NOT this one. Thank god she wasn't my provider. Her name was Co-co, and she had on this bizarre fanny pack contraption with like four phones and god-knows-what-else. Apparently all the other girls carry these two, as my provider had one (i presume she kept her tips in there).

Anyways, go to the room, pay the .4 house fee for 1/2 hour. She did a police check not once, not twice, but THREE times! Once at the door coming in, once on the walk back to the room, once in the room! They must be really paranoid, which makes me feel better, since this led me to believe my experience would be 'complete'.

Wait for the girl in the room, and in walks Li-Li (saw a girl mentioned as lily down below, maybe the same girl?, as she told me she was new also). Takes me to the shower room, which was right outside my room in the back. Good TS, a little light, but paid good enough attention to all the usual spots, and gave a decent mr.happy scrub too.

Back to the room, locks the door, and off come the clothes. This is where I deviate from the previous poster who said she had natural C's (if it was the same girl). C's is right, fake as all hell though. Felt natural at the nip, but when you can grab hold on the sides to something solid, well, those are implants. No problem though, decent massage, flips me over, pulls out mr dick-son (who after 5 days of abstinence grew to monster proportions). Now let me say this, an 'in to it' CBJ is much better than a lukewarm BBBJ. She was on my rod like it was the last one on earth. She stuggled to DT me, but was soon sniffing my pubes. Fabulous.

She made the usual comments 'too big fo me' and 'cum fo me ba-bee', but I said NOPE, I want sum kit-kat. Sure enough she pulled my boy out of her throat, lubed up, and hopped on top for some CG action. She worked me good, and I mean good. I was going to hold out to pound it mish, but she was so good I let her work it. She came once and then I just held her hips down as I plowed from underneath. Shot a monstrous load, and when she took the hard hat off, she even commented that there was a lot of juice in that can.

I had previously left the tip on the table which she collected before the TS. I fanned out .6, but once I got asked the 'come here often' question, I pulled back .4 because I AM NOT PAYING FOR A SPIFFED UP HJ. Well, um...I got a good time and gave back .2...and she was fine! Next time call ahead and ask for me, and told me to come for hour and do some more things for a .6 tip.

Great service, great time....I'd love to go back today to use my VIP card, but...pay day is next monday. Keep is safe....

Got Wood

05-18-05, 08:32

In reference to my previous posting as well as Jack B Nimble's post; the mamasan at this establishment has clearly proven she is a lier and should not be taken by her word. Proceed accordingly. Caveat Emptor!

John in VA

05-18-05, 11:36

I cruised the loop Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning. Several WSW out on L st between 15th and Vermont, some on K st., a few UC LE driving around and a few marked cruisers.

Member #4338

05-18-05, 17:42

I recently experienced the same bait and switch routine at Sun. I called ahead to make an appointment with Jennifer. I did so 1.5 hours in advance just to be sure that she would be available when I got there. Arrived at the appointed hour and told them I was ther for my appointment. Pink greeted me and took the filled VIP card in lieu of the house fee.

Pink returns with another girl and says Jennifer is busy. Like all of you, I WAS PISSED!! :mad: I told Pink that I was out of there never to return. She persuaded me to stay and that she would give me the TS and that Jennifer would be there directly. Well, Pink not only gave me the TS she also gave me the muscle training. Jennifer finally showed up 40 minutes into the hour. Needless to say, with no opportunity to connect in any way before hand the deed was pretty poor.

I must say that, based on my experience, I would not return for Jennifer. I'm sure she could provide a competent session if given the full hour but I will not repeat.

Lax

Ramoo

05-18-05, 18:02

Visited Clicks Monday night. Incredible!!

Feels like the twilight zone until midnight. Starr rocked my world for .8, then a 2some the next day after midnight for .1.

A definite must do

Yellofvr

05-18-05, 20:48

Yes, I am a noobie. I had only experienced PG and Howard establishments and not much to brag about there. I have been RTF for a while now, and finally had a chance to try out a DC AMP. I must admit, I only chose Supra because it was off Conn. Ave. and I'm directionally challenged, but I believe i made the right choice. I was met at the door by the mamasan (could she hear me lumbering up the stairs?) and led to the room right in front of the entrance. I wasn't too fond of this, but I wasn't going to say anything.

I sit down and in walks Sara, very cute, slim, with all natural C's cup. Ask's if I've been here before and I say yes, a couple weeks ago. She takes the door fee leaves for a minute. I took the advice of the board, placed $ under my watch, and went for the TS. Not as good as I've had in other places, but paid full attention to the backside, which I was hoped was a sign for things to come.

Back to the room for an average massage, then some playful ear nibbling, a biddie rub on the back, and then to AR. Told me to flip, which I was more than happy to do and worked on the balls and shaft, sans cover, then to an awesome CBJ. She has skills. I came close to a grand finish, but asked for DATY to calm my joint down. Well groomed, tasty and used my shoulders for leverage; i could have stayed for there for the rest of my session, but i was getting too worked up. I scooted up for mish and finished. She gave me a quick clean-up, then laid down and chatted for the remander of my time.

I would like to thank all of you mongers for the advice posted here, which made my first DC AMP experience worthwhile, and made me realize I had wasted my time and money on the MD joints.

Looks-8
Massage-4
Extras-9

.6+$tip

Yellofvr

Dr.Monger

05-19-05, 20:23

To date I have only received five requests for invites. If you are planning on attending, I suggest you PM me before noon tomorrow, which is the day of the party. If I don't get anymore responses, I will be canceling, although we can still do a generic Block Tour. It just won't do justice to Trash, and I won't have it that way.

Dr. Monger

Hobbyist4Life

05-19-05, 20:44

I have to tell you about this find. It has been a couple of months but, I decided to try Happiness last night. It was a different manager from my last visit. She asked if I had been there before and I said it was another manager when I visited last. Actually, the other manager is still there and she was resting.

Anyway, I was led to the room and gave my fee. A few minutes later, a knock at the door and in walks Angel. WOW, she was a knockout in my opinion. Pretty face and such beautiful smile (a 10 in my book). She is just my type and I was happy, since I had also read great things about her in the forum before. They were absolutely true. Thanks, guys.

She has a very sexy but innocent look, which I love. We introduced ourselves and chatted for awhile. Better English than most I've seen, and very playful.

Went to the TS, better than average and playful. The stretching and massage was great, although I had to tell her to go easy, since I am very sensitive. She said some guys like a hard massage. She has a very nice bod, about 5'5' with an all NATURAL 33 or 34 C's, really pretty and quite large compared to other asian ladies. She said it sags a bit when I commented on her chest. I was in heaven already, just by the looks and her personality.

Awesome session, all on the menu. I just wish I could've lasted a little longer, but was too into it. Very playful and pleasant through out the whole session.

I'll leave out the fine details, since I read recent comments about the board. It was like a session with my fantasy asian girl. Very classy girl, she is someone I would take home to mama. I certainly would, if I could.

A real GFE, we cuddled and chatted for some time even when the door bells were ringin off the hook. Very relaxed and non rushed atmosphere, which was great. She made me feel like I was her boyfriend and gave undivided attention. I told her that I should be leaving, since the door bells rang several times since our session began. It was about 45 to 50 minutes into our session anyway.

I asked when was the best time to visit and she told me that between
5pm to 9pm is the best time. It seems that they are not busy at all during those hours. I told her that I'll be back next day at 6pm and confirmed the appt. with her.

Overall, one of the best GFE session I've ever had. And I have been hobbying for a long time. Two thumbs(b^d) up for Angel.

Well worth the trip. YMMV, I'll follow up tomorrow with the 2nd trip.
I usually only post on the T*R, but I had to share this find..!

Looks 9
bod 9
personality 10

Peace out,

H4L

LoveLOS

05-20-05, 04:54

DC Team,

Loopy was very specific is his request that comments about a certain bar NOT be made on open channel... I noticed two or three others doing the same in the past few pages. The vet is absolutely right. So can you guys shut the fuck up about this?

OK, I'll try to be polite... What if I say, "Please use your fucking brain?"

Dr M,
Make that 6 requests, but only 50-50 I can make it... so is that like 5½??? You have my number on PM.

LoveLOS

Member #4338

05-20-05, 10:56

H4L:

Good report! I'll look forward to seeing your follow-up.

I encourage you to become a regular poster on this board even if you continue to post elsewhere. In my experience you get the most relaible intel here without having to become a paying member as with other baords.

Lax

Dr.Monger

05-20-05, 15:06

Sadly, I must report that I only receieved one more request to be invited to the party. A lot of great mongers from last year's event were unable to attend. So we will perhaps try again later in the summer.

That being said, if those who did RSVP still want a Block tour, you can meet me at the same location at the same time. Don't worry about the "guest list" as we will not be using it. Just look for the goofy guys in the bar.

Dr. Monger

Big Steve

05-21-05, 00:27

I am not filing a new report but sharing some history. I think this board is great and have been reading it for quite a while but unable to post due to problems with board.

My first experience was on 14th Street back in late 60's. The girl wanted $10 for FS and $2 for the room. Pretty rough on my budget at that time. Next experience was in the early 70's and I got offered two girl special at my place. I got sucked by one while the other rolled my dorm room.

I became a regular on 14th street when smut was king and mongering was easy. Life changed for a while and I missed a few years and when I revisted my old stomping grounds, it had pretty well disappeared. The ladies were still around but you had to look a little harder. By this time, I had a regular that took care of me for years, supporting my interest and kinky desires. I still sampled variety that we all enjoy.

Thanks to the board, I have discovered the AMPS and the SW in Pig Town. This keeps me well supplied and of course Baltimore provides economy and still has the smut on East Baltimore. I am proud to say that I have done this without any disease or discovery from the home front. I must admit that I have been ripped off several times but this board can really make you smarter about these problems. I have learned a lot that has kept the LE and the rip offs at bay. I'll try to share more recent adventures in the future. All you young mongers can look forward to years of this hobby. The rules,names and places will change but it will never go away.

Dave GD

05-21-05, 03:42

USGers,

After a CL girl that I had something setup with wasted my time, b*tch told me to go meet her at 4th & K and don't worry she wasn't a man ho.

I went cruising. I am amazed at the number of night clubs in the area, If I was 15 years younger, I would probably hang at a few. The Venue, Justa, some Middle eastern club all within walking distance. I even, drove by Dreams for the hell of it, just see how long the line was, and it was very very long, with tons of hot girls in line.

I went over to Clicks about midnight. I don't know whether I just hadn't been there on a Friday night before or what, but it was packed with good looking women. It looked like a couple had their pimps with them, as I saw them pass them money on occassion. I had just never seen white girls in my 3 times in there before, there was one lone sista, whom I had seen before there though.

There is just too much smoke for me to stay there long, but as I was leaving, two more white girls came in, but then as I was in my car getting ready to pull out, a dirty old utility van pulled out in front of me and 3 black girls got out, one with the biggest ass I had seen in a long time, and they all went in to Clicks too. I felt like going back in now, but I now was in my car.

Then, went to "The House" on Georgia, I love the women there, they have the best looking black strippers I have seen, nice asses and tits everywhere. The place was packed, but there was also an abundance of women attendees. I have seen a woman or two before in a strip club, but there must have been 20 or more women there either with boyfriends, in groups, etc. A few looked butch, and had dollars in their hands.

Just a wasted night, wife is out of town for another night, I have to find something better to do tomorrow.

Davegdb

LoveLOS

05-21-05, 05:29

Big Boy, H4L, Yellow Fever,
Thank you for your good reports and for becoming active USGers. By the way, if I correctly spell your user name at any time in the future, consider it an accident.

Speaking of yellow fever, damn, have I got a case of that. Need to attend to that soon.

Re: comments about MY inactivity -- You guys know I'm supposed to be retired... ;) Lax, Vet, Dave, Rev good to hear from you. Motormouth, WTF dude, did you lose my number? DocM, sorry I couldn't make the party. Loop & Robie, Check your PMs.

LoveLOS

Da Bot

05-21-05, 09:06

Visited Supra for the first time in a couple of months, and was surprised to see Jenny. She says she's half Japanese and half Korean. All I can say is that she's very cute with a perfect spinner body.

Mediocre TS, so-so massage, flip and the question. Then she asked for $$ for FS! I had to insist that she get another girl multiple times before she came down to a reasonable number.

And then she showed why she might just be worth $$. Multiple positions (I run out of vocabulary to describe) while I run my hands over those great tits and that wonderful ass. She clearly does her kegel exercises. The TS and massage may have been short, but we definitely went the full hour. Damn!

Face: 8
Body: 9
Attitude: 8
Overall: 7 (I hate having to argue over the price)

Member #4338

05-21-05, 22:49

I agree with Da Bot. I don't care how smokin' she is, the price is the price! My solution is to walk away completely and tell them you are never returning.

LoveLOS: Is that you? Are you back from the dead? Welcome back. What kind of p*ssy did they have in cyberspace?

Lax

LoveLOS

05-22-05, 03:02

Da Baht, Kudos for not caving in to $$! I hope by reasonable number you actually paid only $...

I have noticed prices in Chicago, Atlanta, and the Carolinas are creeping upwards and now firmly $20-$60 higher than in DC. This is probably the root of the gentle push many of us are getting for the tendency for NEGOTIATION rather than the established DC price. We have it good here because this board and others have firmly established the price, and EVERYBODY sticks together to keep the girls in line.

Actually, in my absence, I did have two occasions to visit DC amps. One was with Master Robie to GHS. He posted a glowing report about his experience. I had a good fuck too, but I walked out of there resolving the girl would not be a repeat because I had to negotiate with her to get the price back to $1. for FS. Just left a bad taste in my mouth, which was not from DATY.

The second event was one of my repeat faves at Sky. I walked in and she really rocked my world. But I bring ONLY what I intend to spend and she started begging afterwards for an extra for the wonderful service I must admit she just gave. I pay AMP girls for the experience, the warm glow, the memory--in short the fantasy. It's a real downer to have that fantasy expolded by a little nagging female wanting more money--I can get that at home, thank you. My regular became my "X" that night.

In light of these reports of the erosion of the DC institution of a prix fix for service, I suggest a plan of action to turn the tide back to the mongers. This will work best by REGULAR customers whom the mamasan really does recognize. New users will still have to resort to just negotiation, but do not cave in! Any pussy-wimp who does pay more only reinforces the tendency to continue this distasteful behavior!

The plan? Simple:
If presented a price issue of any kind from a provider, immediately get dressed without a word, walk out and get the mamasan and ask for another girl or a refund. Tell her that you will not tolerate price negotiation in the room. Guys, first, this would only cost you some extra time. the mamsan is going to give you a new girl and re-set the clock. This would be upsetting to a mamasan, and she may end the practice right then and there. The girl would learn her lesson for having to give a massage for free and losing her tip because she was pushing for an extra $20. The loss of face for the girl for losing a customer would also be a huge motivating factor to an oriental girl. I guarantee the story will go thru the ranks like wildfire and attitudes would adjust very quickly if it happened several times. This requires thinking with your BIG head and being just as hardened as these providers, so only those worthy to sit on the council will have the balls. If this happens four or five times over a three month span by regular customers at any given amp, we will win. It will be just as I have forseen it.

What kind of p*ssy did they have in cyberspace?
Lax
Why the hell do you think I'm back.... Cyberspace pussy just don't get it.

LoveLOS

Robux

05-22-05, 04:55

LL,

Again, you've concisely distilled the problem and solved it. If we let this get out of hand now we'll be paying for our inaction forever!

There is an active line of communication between the DC AMP managers and word will get around very quickly if we all do as LoveLOS says. My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan. That will get her attention!

Robux

LexLuther

05-22-05, 06:42

LL,

I monitor your board in DC as I come through on business occasionally. I noticed with your interest on prices in the Carolinas. That's my stomping ground. Could you please PM me with some leads on places to go and things to do in Carolinas. I'm only interested in AMPs.

Thanks.

Lex

Jack B Nimble

05-22-05, 08:25

Thanks for the tip LoveLOS. How about providing some details on the girls at Sky and GHS? Very few of them these days from those two.

Got Wood

05-22-05, 13:42

Excellent strategy, as I know we all agree.

Another way to make a point in this matter is to cut down on frequency of visits. Mamasans are very aware of their "bread & butter" visitors. If you are a weekly participant, maybe cut back to 2X's a month, if monthly maybe go once every 6 weeks....either way they will get the message very quickly if we all participate(power of numbers compounded daily). So when you do finally show up for that next visit and you hear the "haven't seen you in a long time" comment, your reply would be obvious..."in-room prices"! Pretty sure as the girls' incomes drop and amp owners see less profits, our problems will be solved rather fast.

United we stand, divided we...."pay more"!!

Member #4338

05-22-05, 14:52

I have used the exact strategy outlined by LoveLOS on a number of occasions with generally good results. In most cases, when the girl is convinced you are serious, she will try to get you to stay and say she will accept the standard rate. Do not be detered! Continue with the strategy set forth by LL. In every case I have been able to a) secure a refund of the house fee and leave or b) have mamasan supply me with another provider who will not haggle. The offending girl has then gotten a tongue lashing from mamasan.

If we all stick together on this one, as DC AMP regulars, we can hold the line on prices.

Peace and love.

Lax

Ready

05-22-05, 19:18

I read earlier CPHC might be re-opening; on Saturday in the sports section, I noticed their ad. Young is the only previous provider to return, so I stopped by for a pleasant hour ($60) to catch up with her. She has been in Chicago and lately at Downtown (Cherry) in DC.

All of the standard DC services were provided, with attention throughout; she knows those special tricks that the new ones don't (aside from the critical results, she makes me feel comfortable and is very attentive with a nice face, attitude & body), as well as ensure I receive a full hour, not rushing me out the door (properly finishes my visit). I seriously doubt things will ever progress pass a safe situation.

I've written NoVA (Fairfax County, other counties to far away) off because the mixed results lately; at CPHC it is clean, and parking or the metro is not a problem.

Trick Williams

05-22-05, 22:47

Saw a lot of SW out. I bagged this petite phat ass chic named Candy who let me take pics of her ass which I'll post later. I also scooped up this light skin streat walker by the name of Royal. Got a CBJ for $40. Would have taken pics but my disposable was out. I also saw a light-skin SW with a really huge ASS!!! Ill try get her next time. Pics comin soon.

Dude #1

05-23-05, 06:54

Sorry for the lack of posts recently, guys. The intel. on the Board is so good that I have been busy following up on the Board's recommendations, and don't have much to add. However, you may want to know that Sun mamasan says Jennifer has left. With Mimi gone from Happiness as well (and I know she won't be back at least this week), the world is a darker place for this hobbyist.

On Sophia at GHS (by the way, it is Sophia, not Sophie as an earlier post spells it), she is indeed a 36D. However, overall she is a little pudgy for my taste. Sophia's outstanding feature is that she is eager for DATY. She asked for it straight away after the shower, got it, grew sopping wet and would had me keep at it if I hadn't stopped (after 15 minutes or so) to turn to the main event. Apart from DATY, an average session.

Face 7
Body 7 (9 if you like baby fat)
Attitude 9

Rickytickytock

05-23-05, 07:16

LL,

My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan. That will get her attention!

RobuxClassic, fucking classic.

On a serious note, was out all day yesterday with the SO and happened up and down NY ave and the adjoining streets while just simply cruising downtown, and saw NADA! WTF!? I was planning on coming back around 10 last night when I kicked the SO out (ok, I'm lying, she kicked me out because she had to work...so what). No SW activity to the naked eye. Saw two possible targets in the lot at the Days, but both were hanging out wayyy too close to the office/lobby area to risk pulling up.

mattpak2004

05-23-05, 15:15

I would like to know where Clicks is and some information on, if you know what I mean. Please PM me with this information, thanks :)

GrimJim28

05-23-05, 16:11

Classic, fucking classic.

up and down NY ave and the adjoining streets while just simply cruising downtown, and saw NADA! WTF!? Yeah NY Ave only has a slight presence on days when it is consecutively warm. I guess a few of the ladies at the hotels decide not to go all the way down to 14-K or the loop down the street from the bus station on these warm days. But NYAve is not a regularity spot like its world reknowned downtown cousin.

One thing i have seen regularly on NYAve are TS and the occaisional SW on the rock. NY used to be a sleeper spot, but apparently it has become hot for other reasons, so we have no choice but to watch and wait.

Mighty Spearsman

05-23-05, 16:55

Stopped by Sun Club again the other day. I had called ahead and made an appointment to see Pink (turns out that she’s the person who answers the phone most of the time).

Showed up about 15 minutes early and was met by the elderly mamasan who speaks almost no English. She showed me to my room, took my $40 house fee (for a half hour), then said “Pink, yes, yes” and left. Two minutes later, a young lovely walked in, said her name was Candy, and that she’d be giving me the table shower as Pink would not be free until another 10 minutes.

Ended up with a great table shower (details for those who PM me). I was almost ready to say “the heck with Pink, you can do the whole session” when Pink walked into the shower room to claim me. Back to the room with Pink, where we ended up with a nice oral discussion of the virtues of the fine Christian groups known as the YMCA and YWCA, followed by discussion of the canine species. As always, I left with a smile on my face.

P.S. The young lady named Candy may be worth checking out. She is totally different physically from Pink – Candy is barely 5 feet tall, at least 10 years younger than Pink, slightly overweight but it’s baby fat, has a rounder face than Pink, with big titties (34DD?) that have obvious implants. Seems to have a bad c-section scar on her belly – not a problem for me but might be a drawback for some of you. All in all, I felt she was very sexy, and looks as if she’d be fun to be with. Pink told me that Candy is new, and is not the same as Lily or Jennifer (both previously reviewed here).

P.P.S. I stopped by during the pre-dinner hour, and the place was dead. Pink told me that that is a good time to stop by, that they tend to get busier after 8 p.m. My half-hour session lasted almost 50 minutes, with no feeling of being rushed in any way.

Baltimonger

05-23-05, 19:19

My only twist on his proposal is to walk down the hall naked to speak with the mamasan.
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

WiseBorn

05-23-05, 20:39

Yeah NY Ave only has a slight presence on days when it is consecutively warm. I guess a few of the ladies at the hotels decide not to go all the way down to 14-K or the loop down the street from the bus station on these warm days. But NYAve is not a regularity spot like its world reknowned downtown cousin.

One thing i have seen regularly on NYAve are TS and the occaisional SW on the rock. NY used to be a sleeper spot, but apparently it has become hot for other reasons, so we have no choice but to watch and wait.

sometimes SW's just hangout in their rooms in the back parking lot of the Days Inn and Travelouge Hotels. I suggest that you go behind there an wait a few seconds, usually an SW will peek her head out of the door.

The Hotel management always rents the SW's rooms in the rear of the hotels, so they don't disturb the other visiting guests.

genemarmot

05-23-05, 22:34

Yes, I realize my reports are getting shorter, but I assume that everyone RTFF's (is that a verb?!), so I will only state changes when I talk about DT.

Went to DT today @ lunchtime. Was met at the door by Mama. I asked for Bunny, but Mama said that she was in with one of you other bastards. She offered a new girl, so I accepted. Bad move in hind sight.

In walks Micky. Cute, about 19-21 y/o. She was hot, but, since she was so young, I had a bad feeling about this. (BTW, Star Wars ROTS was excellent! Highly recommended.)

TS was OK; no attention on the Pacific Rim so I knew that I was going to be disappointed.

Back in the room, the massage was quite good I have to admit.

As far as the action: sub-par. Basically, she just sucked. Boring.

So, in summary, Oh Micky you're not so fine.

I'm off to Southeast Asia (Singapore and Malaysia) at the end of the week. See you guys in a few weeks.

Marmot

genemarmot

05-23-05, 22:39

I'll throw this one out there again to see if there's any knowledge: Does anyone know of any South Asian (Indian/Pakistani) providers in the area?

Does anyone have any leads on how to hook-up with Indian women?

Throw me a freaking bone here guys. PM me if you don't want to share the keys to the realm with the rest of the world.

Marmot

Mr Jon

05-23-05, 23:16

Two Saturdays ago, after watching Miami finish off Washington in the NBA playoffs, the friend I was with decided since we were already downtown that he had a yen for some Asian. He has been having some bad luck at the Baltimore AMP's near where he lives, so I wanted to take him somewhere with the highest probability of a a good time. The only DC AMP he has been to is Supra which I took him to last year.

We decided upon Downtown. But first we stopped by Clicks. There were three ladies having drinks there at the time. Two very nice and one with a bit too much backside for me. We had a little chat and a drink, but conversation was the only thing we engaged in. So we headed off to Downtown.

For the first time in dozens of visits, the stair well had no oder. Since some reports say the smell is still bad, I assume they are trying to keep it clean but the local homeless population is fighting back. We tried t get a lineup but the mama san seemed to rushed and in response only asked me who I had seen before. I could not remember so I just ran off some common girls names (like Linda, Candy, etc.).

Well I got Miss Lee. She was well above average in looks with a smoking figure. Excel ant natural C's. She just came from NYC a week before and her English was terrible. Tried some small talk for a bit, but soon gave up. Table shower was fairly good. Mussel training was short and week. But we got down to the real action quickly. She spoke fluent French and I spent some quality time at the Y. I never felt rushed, but things went along rather quickly. I would not call her a real GFE, but certainly nice enough and she treated me right.

My friend drew Bunny and had a good time till right at the end when she got a bit shinny at how it was taking too long. That spoils it for me but he persevered and finished in what he considers a timely fashion.

I would recommend Miss Lee, but don't expect any long conversations.

Looks: 8
Body: 8
Personality: 6.5
Overall: 8

Robux

05-23-05, 23:53

Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I guess I ought to have that 50 lb tumor removed already, especially since it's so hard to walk upright or get through doorways without Crisco and a crowbar.

But seriously, K.J. Your tourbus idea has some merit. Anyone here that may be seriously interested in a guided bus tour of Baltimore best mongering strolls?

Robux

Dude #1

05-24-05, 06:46

Based on previous positive reports (genemarmot May 16 and The Romp May 14) I visited Bunny at Downtown yestderday. I have to differ from these earlier reports. Bunny is thin, but with the spindly-leg syndrome from which some slim Korean ladies seem to suffer. The earlier ratings of 7 for face and 8 for body are about right. Bunny has a good attitude, but it manifests itself in excessive and patently false teasing chatter. Something of a turn off, for me at anny rate. However, the table shower and brief Pacific Rim were excellent. She also has excellent CBJ skills. After DATY, the main event was standard (mish, cowgirl and doggie to finish). Won't repeat, but YMMV.

Rev333

05-24-05, 07:18

Whats with the guys having under 10 post, asking about clicks and not contributing any real intel. let me some it up for you that place will no longer be advertised on here, so stop asking. if your a noob, you get jack and shite. heres a new rule i think should be implemented right freakin now. if you are new and any of your first ten post are questions and not credible contribution then i think your gonna fall into my LE black book, which means you can kiss my evil monger ass. seniors i think this should be our first commandment for addressing noobs.

Rev333

Rickytickytock

05-24-05, 12:53

I know I'm new, but what is this about a bar where you can pay to have sex? Sounds like my kind of place. Please help me out!

LOL, just fucking kidding guys! Don't torch me yet. I have only been blasted once (thanx Laxman, I'll forever be the Anakin to your Obi-Won) and intend to offer some advice for the dude asking about Indian and SE Asian broads: If they are not out there, be it on the track or in the MPs, then go to CL. If they are not there, then go to Eros. Not there, GO TO A FUCKING BAR THAT HAS NORMAL WOMEN AND HOPE THERE IS A GOD!

Ok, that made me feel better. As for my contributions today, I must say that Sun Club is a very accomodating place. I saw Li-Li last time, to above average results. She even accidentally signed twice on my VIP card, in addition to the signature I got from Candy when I first walked in!

I saw Pink on Friday. Man...just man! RTF (I'll hold back on the double F's for when I become a senior) on her reviews. She's also pretty sweet, for an industry lifer.

I will take the advice from my colleagues about Hotel SWs for the next time I haunt NY ave. I have been practicing the B-more circuit lately (read my post there for full details) but want a DC girl soon, as it is closer to my home in PG.

Be safe.

Silvertoung

05-24-05, 15:46

Someone forgot their meds today.

Whats with the guys having under 10 post, asking about clicks and not contributing any real intel. let me some it up for you that place will no longer be advertised on here, so stop asking. if your a noob, you get jack and shite. heres a new rule i think should be implemented right freakin now. if you are new and any of your first ten post are questions and not credible contribution then i think your gonna fall into my LE black book, which means you can kiss my evil monger ass. seniors i think this should be our first commandment for addressing noobs.

Rev333

Member #4338

05-24-05, 16:22

Amen Rev! I concur in the good reverends sentiments about noobs and questions. Policy seconded. Any discussion?

Well boys, I think I’m in lust!! I went to Happiness this afternoon and was scolded by the Mamasan for being away too long. I knew from reports here that Mimi has gone so asked who was available. She told me she had a real nice girl, Lauren.

On the way to the room I see this stunning girl coming out of one of the rooms. “Who’s that?”. She told me that it was Angela (Angel?) and that she was busy. I almost changed plans and decided to wait for Angela, but Mamasan escorts in Lauren. Well, OK, I guess I can make do.

Lauren is also a beautiful girl. 5’ 4”, seemingly natural 35 C’s, smoking body, nice face and mid 20’s. Lauren is a little shier than I like em but all in all just fine. Unrushed hour with overall good service. Only missing element was no AR.

I would definitely recommend Lauren, however, I must sample Angela next time round.

Lax

LoveLOS

05-25-05, 05:12

Discussion:
Agree 110% with the Reverend's commandment.

LoveLOS edict in addendum:
Clicks is no longer a topic for discussion on this board for any less than a personally known senior member by PM.
End of Discussion...

The proprietor of that establishment resents some incorrect information that may have been posted here recently. The place is a cool watering hole with music that is too fucking loud and drinks that are too fucking expensive. Thats the official story and I'm sticking to it.

Ramboo, Thank you for your discretion.

MattPacksGlock, what precinct do you work at, or are you on some anti-prostitution squadron? Give us details man!

Shittytoung, The Rev is like the high priest here, treat him with respect or Robux and I, who really did skip our meds, will pleasantly rip you a new ass hole.

Speaking of RIP, today is the first anniversary of the last post for the TrashMan, original DON emeritus of this board and inventor of the 1.22 gigawatt online flamethower; both for which he is fondly remembered by this, his humble padowan. May we have a moment of silence.

Rest well, my friend.

Mikeytheturtlefan and Geneymarmont, I am liking your posts and contributions here. Welcome. Oh yes, Gene, have fun in SEA... Post a lot and perhaps we may have to have a de-briefing for you to help you over the post-SEA blues after your return... Remember FFF, especially that last F, difficult to do when visiting the east on a sex mission.

I know I'm new, but what is this about a bar where you can pay to have sex? Sounds like my kind of place. Please help me out!The place is called ARCHIBALDS on K street near the loop. ;)

Jackie B, FWIW: The girl at GHS has gone the way of FFF. I have fucking forgotten her name, what she looks like, and how good the session was. She is gone from GHS is all I know, good riddence. The girl at Sky was my darling Cookie, who gave me one of the best AMP experiences ever that evening, only to be forever marred in my memory by the hussy asking for more money afterwards.

Olympic Spa report

The LoveLOS went back to his roots tonight, and fuckin A! Olympic Spa was my first DC Spa and I actually have never had a negative experience there. I stopped going due to the convenience of Downtown and other spas in walking distance of the loop and Archies. An error.

Think about simple services we used to cherish that have gone quietly by the wayside. When was the last time a provider dressed you, including the socks? (2 years?) Or cuddled after the fact for more than 2 minutes? How many reports do we read of a STIMULATING Table Shower???? Hell, I haven't gotten decent ARJ @ Downtown since Maya left. Gentlemongers, these omissions are bullshit; and I hope the mamasans can read this and comprehend.

Olympic is a small spa with only three providers that is off the beaten path, so don't go nuts on them after reading this report. The sorta mamasan who answered the door was going to attend to me. I noted a finer candidate who appeared in the hallway, and asked for her. Correct move. Did not see the third provider.

Picked Sandy. 25yo, 100lb, A-B cups, unbleached hair (that's black, like it's supposed to be on a Korean), pleasnt face and nice bod. TS was a thing of wonder. The attention to the nether parts was detailed and yes, stimulating. On the TS flip little LL was at full attention, and much care was given in to that issue.

Ok, we clicked. That's all there is to it so YMMV. Her English was good enough and we varied the program. (Again, when was the last time that happened @ downtown?) I gave her a massage, which she appreciated. Since the top was down, on the flip, I also started the basic program with some nipple work. Did I mention perky half inch niptips? Shortly she excused herself for some tools of her trade. Upon her return we agreed on the terms and she gladly agreed that the $ note under my watch was proper compensation for her time and companionship.

Wonderful ARJ... wow. With DATY in 69, I was falling in lust. A true cortesan (sp?) I was on the edge while in the 69 and she realized the potential problem. She interviened and slowed lust session. I was treated to a nice leg massage while little LL retreated from the edge of ecstacy. What a woman. We did a repeat of the CBJ and DATY before that wonderful, tight thing was wrapped around litte LL for an unhurried but spectacular finale.

She got the hot towel and then craweled in for a nice relaxed cuddle, the way oriental girls do to win the hearts of helpless farang. And yes, I will be back to visit my new regular. If you visit her, treat her well or I will rip off your head and piss down your windpipe.

And yes, she dressed me and kissed me goodbye, fully 75 minutes after my arrival. Damn I like the old fashioned oriental hopsitality.

Looks: 8
Body: 8
Personality: 9.762
Attitude: 9.5
Overall: 9.5

LoveLOS

Loop Vet

05-25-05, 09:13

The PC term-de-jour is "asian" LL, get with the program. ;) I've always said the less popular spa's are my spa's of choice when venturing down that road. Olympic and Accu, to be specific. Was Tina the sorta mamasan? Big sili's, mediocre face? If so, you missed out; although sounds like you did well for yourself.

That was pathetically uncreative for a guy dubbing himself Silvertoung. May I suggest something a bit more thought provoking like, "Shut your pie-hole Silvertoung, you suck."

Robux

05-25-05, 11:30

Smack-the-Noob is the new Wack-a-Mole.

R.I.P. Trash

Robux

Member #4338

05-25-05, 11:34

Slivertung:

Impressive first post bound to get you all kinds of valuable intel....NOT!!!:eek:

LoveLOS

05-25-05, 12:28

Loopmiester,

Asian, hey thats a great description. Fuck, I'm a noob here and don't have the lingo down yet.

Girl at the office was telling everyone we needed some half and half and so she was going to the store for some. Did anyone need anything? Gawd, keeping a straight face was hell, especially given my sexual-harrasment-endangering private thoughts about this co-worker.

LL

Hobbyist4Life

05-25-05, 12:53

Sorry, for the late follow up of my report from last week. Actually, I have seen her three times already, since our first meeting and report.

If you recall my first report of Angel last week, I was so blown away by her. My second meeting with her was even better. I think since we met before, she seemed more relaxed and playful. I could not get her out of my head(both of them).

Anyway, made an appoinment at 6pm. Which she recommended, was a slow time at Happiness. She was right, the bell didn't ring at all during my stay.

She looked better than our first meeting. A 10 in looks (in my book, as I stated on my last report) with awesome bod and personality.

The TS was fun as last time, relaxing and playful. Back to the room, we chatted for a good while. We actually had a good and fun conversation, which is rare in AMPS. She told me to take my time and relax, since it is a slow time of the day for the establishment(that is a first). I was surprised that she has only been in the country about a year and spoke pretty decent English. She began with a nice and soft stretching and massage, which was great(after she disrobed). She started with a light kissing of my back and legs, which was awesome.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination. I prefer not to give too much details on public board. But, all on the menu. Awsome finish, once again I was in heaven! I can't even describe the feeling.

It was over an hour by the end. She told me to relax and cleaned my up well. She sat next to me and started to talk. We talked for awhile and she dressed me. She really dressed me, started with my shirt, my pants, helped with my tie, even put on my socks and shoes. Is that f--king service or what? Again, she blew me away with all the attention, and just the little things she does to impress me.

Total, I mean total GFE, unlike any I've seen. I was about an hour and half into the session and still not rushing at all, which I really liked. She was right about visiting at those hours, which was slow. I think the service is so much better when they are not busy.
No discussion of tip, so I left a few extra Jacksons over standard since, I was so impressed by her attitude and service. Well worth it.
Confirmed another appoinment in two day..

Overall, once in a lifetime experience(this is how I would rate her and experience, if I was reporting to T*R) from any AMP.

This was a 10 out of 10 experience, two thumbs up(b^d), again. YMMV.
My third and my fouth visit was just as good, if not better. I can't believe, how she can continually keep the pace and level up, to this standard everytime. But, she did. I was throughly impressed.

Peace out...

H4L

Loop Vet

05-25-05, 13:06

btw, I meant "asian" to replace your use of the term "oriental", not in reference to anal rim jobbers. I don't care for the latter so it's not generally a topic of concern for me.

Rev333

05-25-05, 16:36

slivertoung, you wouldnt like me with out my meds, by the way contribute or shut the hell up and lurk but you wont get jack from me you piss ant.

rev333

Harley Dude 29

05-25-05, 18:51

I was downtown for the playoff game last week, and decided to try a late night visit to some favorite places. Ended up at Royal, and with a lady that sounded like CoCo, but she kept repeating herself when I said CoCo, so it may be different. She is a very tall girl with a very small tush and an ample chest. Her TS was really good, and she was playful throughout the shower. Back to the room, and she seemed to take forever giving about three spots on my back a massage.

She finally moved in for the kill and wanted to know if I wanted everything. She saw the bills under the watch and promptly did the disappearing act only to return very quickly.

She wouldn't allow hardly any touching and had a way to keep you from touching or squeezing her with your hands. It was really amazing how she moved to keep it all protected.

She loved to howl at the moon, and really go into it until the finale. She didn't want me to stick around then, so it was definitely rushed. I think it may be due to the numerous door bell rings, but until that time, she did pretty good.

Hobbyist4Life

05-26-05, 04:03

I decided to go see my favorite girl tonight at Happiness. Unlike my other visits, I didn't have an appoinment since, I didn't plan on going tonight. I called my girl as I was driving, but she did not answer her phone. She called as I was only few miles away. She told me that it was extremly busy tonight and the place had couple of other people waiting. She told me that one of the girl was fired tonight, which made her more busier. She asked me not to come tonight, since she would not be able to spend the time with me like she normally does. I agreed, since I would not want to be rushed either and made an appoinment for tomorrow. They should be up to full staff by tomorrow evening.

I thought of going back home, but decied to try SunClub. Since, I have read some decent reviews of the establishment. I was able to park right in front of the door. As I was walking towards the door, I heard it buzz. I guess they were watching the camera and saw me approach the door. Up the stairs and was greeted by a decent looking lady in jeans. She led me to a room and asked the usual questions. She sat on the sofa(yes, there was a sofa in the room) and asked if I wanted anyone perticular. I asked for Pink, since she was mentioned most on the board. She said that she is Pink, but was not able to since she was watching the door. She stated that she will only accept customers via appoinment.

She sent in a girl, who seemed very young, very next door looking but, too chunky for my taste. She was very sweet but, not my cup of tea. Went to TS, very average and fairly quick. Back at the room and I knew I should have asked for a line-up. Decent massage and the flip. I kept my eyes closed through the whole massage. She started to give a tong bath(not bad) all over and to CBJ, which was nothing to brag about. Limited menu, the usual stuff.

I have never been with a girl whose thighs were bigger than mine. I just wanted to finish as quickly as possible and finished mish.

I started to dress right away and she commented that there was still plenty of time left and asked me to relax. I told her that I had to go pick someone up, and funny my cell phone rang(guess who? it was Angel). I was stopped by Pink on my way out. She asked why I was leaving so soon and gave me a bar of soap and a tiny pen? I told her that I had to go since my girlfriend is calling and ran down the stairs.

Soon as I get out of the Club, I called Angel back. She called to say that she was sorry that we couldn't meet tonight and reconfirmed our appoinment for tomorrow. We chatted for awhile as I was driving back home, and I heard the door bell ring agiain. Damn, it was about 1:30am and she sounded exhausted, but I had to let her go.

Lesson learned. I should have gone home and saved my dough. I should stick with the providers that I know. I have learned my lesson tonight, once again..:(

I hope my lesson tonight is helpful to someone, if they should be in a similar dilema.

As for the girl in SunClub. She was a sweet, next door type girl, but would not repeat. She may be your type, if you like the chubby look and the new girl on the block type. I know some of you like the inexperienced providers that are new to the biz. I give her thumbs down(q^p) for lack of experience.

Peace out.

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-26-05, 04:08

I think I need to get a list of other top notch providers. In case, I can't see my favorite girl. So that I don't have problems like tonight. I need some of you to suggest your best providers at this time. Let me know via PM.

Thanks,

Peace out.

H4L

MetalGlass

05-26-05, 11:43

After a few somewhat lackluster past experiences I did a reasonable amount of homework and went back to DT. The homeless get pretty cocky with visitors asking for donations and inquiring on how good the poon is. Huge turnoff.

Just my luck, Joanna opens the door. Now the girl is HOT, but my last visit with her I had a terrible time. Surely enough she grabs my hand and drags me down the hall in anticipation of another fast and easy payoff. This is where I (quite unexpectedly) grow some cojones and tell her that i'd like to see Bunny. She mutters something in disappointment, but leads me to the room, smiles and leaves to check.

A few minutes later in skips Bunny. She's delightfuly slim and in very good shape. Cute face (8.5), nice smile and beautiful velvety skin. She asks too many questions, but since I've been to the place before seems very relaxed and at ease. The standard fare is placed on the shelf and met with an approving nod.

During TS she chatters a bit in both Engrish and Korean doing a great job of cleaning (I think so, your standards may be higher) She works me up and after the flip lets me do some light groping. Her tits are on the small side, yet delightful with tight nips and nice jiggle.

Massage was brief (10 min or so) and somewhat light-handed, but I wasn't there for sore muscles and it was more than enough. I got no AR, since it's not on my list of faves, no problem there. On went the raincoat, and let me tell you gents, Bunny could make one hell of a vacuum cleaner. I haven't had a BJ this good in a loooong time.

I had to slow her down twice and was offerred daty but politely declined as I am paranoid, (has anyone here used dental dams? are they any good?) She did lube up artificially, which was no big deal.

Another fine treat was a slow and minddful CG and RCG, she has a great rhythm and can really work those hips. I was done and happy quite soon, but she stayed on top for another minute, slowly moving and squeezing. That was quite heavenly.

After a thorough hot towel cleanup she asked if i liked it, I couldn't lie and admitted that she was wonderful, she seemed happy to hear that and offerred a cuddle. There was no bell rings late afternoon, so I left at my own leisure and promised to return which was met with a nice kiss.

Did not see Joanna on the way out, but the security guard kinda damped the experience for me (do you see guards in many other places or is it just DT??) I'd really rather prefer to leave the place with the girl's face last in my memory, not some goon, but whatever.

my verdict is: Bunny is highly recommended even if you're not into slimfast diet, she made me a happier fella for the rest of the week. And i will defintely repeat if i can.

Of course the above story is purely a work of fiction, as there really is no such place as DT and you should not be looking for it, officers.

Bill88

05-26-05, 18:13

Bill88

05-26-05, 18:22

I dreamt that I was at DNTN one afternoon a couple of weeks back. I wanted to see someone new. I told the mamsan for a young tanned provider. When she came I was underwelmed, but I did not have the balls to return her. As she led me to TS we encountered mine and many other's fave Jai. Jai recognised me, and asked if I wanted to see double. This would set me back double the usual. Feeling that I have not had this dream in years, I went along.

What can I say it was a nice dream although there was not the carefree attention to the asian rim that is Jai's trademark, it was a pleasant dream that lasted well past wakeup time. There was no interaction between the providers although they alternated several times and in several positions which was nice.

Many happy endings to us all

DCrez

05-26-05, 21:37

MetalGlass

05-27-05, 08:58

ps- If anyone can recommend the hottest, tanned body out there I'd appreciate it. I visit AMPs very infrequently and would like to find a darker skinned hot body out there for my next visit.DCrez,

The hottest tanned cutie I've encountered so far has been Joanna at Downtown, BUT, there was a problem: good ts, good musclework, but not too much extra (HJ with her top off), as far as service is concerned i can't recommend her, but YMMV. maybe it's just because I'm fugly that she didn't go all the way, but she sure is smoking hot.

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 11:31

Just returned from Sun after encountering a female sumo wrestler. The same one Hobbyist4life described, I believe. I had been away from amps for a couple of weeks and thought I would try Sun for firsttime. Regret I did not ask for lineup. She was sweet and tried her best but not my taste. YMMV

Like Hobbyist for life I was given a tiny pen but no soap, on the way out. Yikes!Hello Skoniange,

I am sure you met the same girl as I mentioned. I like your description of her as "sumo wrestler?", thats funny as shit.

She was not my cup of tea either, some of these mongers may like chunky girls. So, lets be polite...LOL

Damn, I wonder if she is designated to service first timers? Not likely, but wat a coincidence. As I stated, I ran out pretty fast..

Dude, you got ripped off. At least, I received a good bar of soap!

Peace out.

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 11:39

Then by all means, she's the way to go. I reported on her awhile back and have seen her 2x since, she's the most skilled provider out there by miles......in my book anyway.

She also speaks English well and is a genuinely nice woman (please treat her right). Not to mention, there's much more on the menu than with her than with most providers ...she seems to be up for anything. Maybe even Greek? Doubtful, but I wouldnt be that surprised. Discovering her was quite a nice surprise, she behaved like a PSE almost.

Only thing is she's a bit older and I find I'm not interested in seeing her again- which basically means no more Sun Club for me.

That's my $.02

ps- If anyone can recommend the hottest, tanned body out there I'd appreciate it. I visit AMPs very infrequently and would like to find a darker skinned hot body out there for my next visit.Hello DcRez,

Thanks for the input on Pink. But, I don't think I'll revisit Sunclub anytime soon.

Now, as for the darker skinned tan bod. I think you should try Lauren at Happiness. I have seen her when I was there, she has a really dark tan. If that is what you want. She seemed to have a pretty hot bod, pretty face. There was a couple of posts on Lauren, which was good.

There was Sarah at Downtown. She had a really smokin bod and pretty face, but she is no longer there.

So, Lauren seems like the best choice. My girl at Happiness told me that she is very good.

Check her out and let us know.

Peace out,

H4L

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 11:42

MetalGlass

05-27-05, 14:04

I'd love to check out the floatation tank, but haven't much of any feedback as the place seems to be rather off the beaten path. Any good experiences at that place at all? Naturally I'm interested in the entire package, not just the float.

Thanks in advance.

Hobbyist4Life

05-27-05, 22:04

Wow, what a week. I have gone to an AMP, everyday this week. First time I've ever done that four day in a row. Well, I had some extra cash to dispense this week, so I did.

I went to see my favorite girl again tonight. Awesome session as usual, not skipping a beat at all. As usual, I am leaving the details out of the forum.

Now, after leaving the establishment. I met some friends for dinner in DC and had a few drinks. After saying goodbye, I got in my car and suddenly had the urge again. I thought about it for a few minutes and decided to see my freind at GHS. I have not gone to GHS, since I started seeing my favorite girl.

I called to see if they were busy, got a tong lashing from the manager. The manager there and I got pretty close while I was going there once or twice a week since they opened. She gave me an earful, asking where the hell I've been. Well, I told her that I have been on a long business trip(ya, right!).

Two ladies available and not very busy. Went in and was greeted with a long hug and a kiss from the mama, like a long lost lover. I was led to the same room she always had me in. This room has a mattress, instead of a table. The room was designated for large men or vip's, as she quoted. The mama and I talked for awhile and played around a bit. She called in a lady named Sophia. She came in hugged me like she known me for a long time. She has an average face, long dark hair. The body is average with a little handle around the waist area. Pretty large knockers, I'll say about a 36d. It only had a little bit of implant, which means that she had pretty decent size chest to begin with. Pretty good implants though.

We sat and talked for a few minutes and I undressed. Went to TS, she gave a very thorough TS. She cleaned the shit out of me.

We chatted again in the room for a few minutes. She started with a slow stretching and massage in the nude, she was very playful and kept touching or rubbing my A, quite often. She gave a good massage with a pretty intense AR.

The flip, she sits on my thighs and takes my junior and leans it right on her pubes. She starts to give a nice rub around my chest, shoulders and arms. She starts licking my neck and works her way down. Worked on my sacks for awile and shaft and proceed to CBJ. One of the better CBJ's, I must say. Lots of dripping and slurping type, if you know what I mean.

Began with RCG for a couple of minutes and without skipping a beat, while still pumping, she slowly turned to CG. I was impressed, as I have never seen a girl turn from RCG to CG, while pumping at the same time. She asked if I was just going to lay there and not do anything. I guess she was getting tired. We switched and I proceed to the top position.

She stops me and asked for DATY, so I proceeded for some DATY for a bit.
I started mish for a bit and was about to change positions, when she stops me. She wanted to do a little 69'er. I commented that she must really like DATY, and she giggled and said yes, she loves to getting it, she replied. I swear, I don't think I ever ran into a provider who enjoys DATY as much as her. I thought my jaws were going to lock up, damn.

Went to mish, sideway to the left, the dog pound and back to mish for a good while. One problem, I was getting tired but just couldn't finish. I finally had to give up and told her that I could not finish. She looks at me with a sad face and asked me to keep going, as she was enjoying it. Usually, the girls would say OK and start to chat. But not this one, she said there is no such thing as giving up and proceed to HJ. Few minutes and no reward, so I asked her to stop and rest. Again, she said no and calls the manager. I didn't know what to expect at the time.

The manager comes in and asked if there was any problem? Sophia explained the situation and asked the manager to help her with the situation in hand(literally). The manager comes to me and starts rubbing her large knockers on my chest and face as Sophia continued with the HJ. Talk about determination. Finally, after quite awhile, Sophia earned and wore her reward.

I felt bad afterward. I apoligized to Sophia for the tough session. What a trooper, she smiled and said "no problem".

I guess I am not young anymore. I realized that a trip to an AMP four days in a row and twice in one night was not a very good idea.

Overall, great session. She really knew what whe was doing and with a very playful personality. She definetely get into the session with you.
I give her a thumbs up (d^^b) for being a good provider and being a real trooper...:)

Face 7
Bod 7
Personality 9
Perfomance 9
You can do the math.
Highly recommended.

Peace out..

H4L

Korndoggie

05-27-05, 23:08

My first post ever, but I've been a long time lurker. I've cruise DC streets on and off for 25 years now. Hit DC coming back from Baltimore (which was dead) Tuesday night. The street action looks like its coming out a little earlier than in the pass. It was only 11 PM and there were at least 6 providers along or near L and 15th. All pretty good looking. No dogs. There was also some great looking club goers out too.

Stopped in at the bar whose name we are not supposed to mention. The place had a good crowd. It had as many as 6 girls at one time in there.

For those of you who want to know where this place is just drive down L and listen for the music coming out of a second story window. It might look a little scarey at first, just be alert and cool and you'll do alright. When in there don't expect to ask and see the book. You're gonna have to prove you deserve to. Proving your not LE and offering a good tip is the best way.

If there are girls in there go ahead and meet them. Don't be a jerk though. Look around at the crowd before you decide to start any shit.

Been also cruising early in the morning. Its been real dead around 4 to 5 AM but action pops up around 5:30 to catch the going to work crowd. One day there was a cop stopping girls and writting tickets. Keep an eye out.

Not as many girls parked in cars as there used to be, but a few still drive around. You can catch them at all hours.

Sunday mornings are dead but I spotted two older white girls on Rhode Island a few weeks ago.

Prices are around .4 for CBJ and double that for FS. If its one of the hotter girls or in a bar expect to pay double that.

MetalGlass

05-28-05, 00:10

Hey, if you read my post about he chunky girl, why didn't you ask for a lineup?

As I stated, I was hoping others would not make the same mistake as I.

Peace out.

H4LI'm actually somewhat intrigued about this chunky girl, she seems unusual by amp standards. If anyone remembers her name, please do share here. Just 'cause she's meaty and inexperienced doesn't make her a no-go in my book. In my (very) limited experience i notice that seasoned pros are actually more prone to cheating you out of time (and action) then new gals.

KJ Pepper

05-28-05, 01:33

Saw Lauren at Happiness about two weeks ago, and there is no doubt she's a stonecold hottie. Very pretty face, and GREAT tits. I would rate her a solid 8 looks wise, but her attitude wasn't all that great. She was nice, but kind of cold, and seemed to only want to do mish after a fairly normal TS and massage.

I convinced her to do CG but it was kind of robotic, which leads me to my last point.
Someone commented earlier about her tan, and it is very very nice. A very deep tan, but it is obviously storebought. I was on top and looked down at her and the tan clearly ends at her neck - her face is a very lighter shade of tan and the result is almost jarring.

Overall she was hot and all, but I wouldn't go back. Would definitely try elsewhere.

Honoluman

05-28-05, 09:45

Happiness advertises it is a sun tanning place. I would bet that Lauren most likely gets her tan in the tanning room there. It is a tanning bed. If she is your typical Korean she keeps the face covered to keep away future wrinkles. Her face is also white as she most likely has a white makeup base. This explains her dark tan. Now her attitude is something else. Remember the golden rule of these girls, only here for money, maybe green card so when they run out of money in Korea,China they can come back no problem. Just treat them nicely visit them a few times and let them warm up to you. I have not been back to DC foe awhile (still here in Honolulu) but I still read the posts from my hometown. I always liked Happiness as my 2nd choice to Downtown and then of course CPHC or Supra. Its funny but here we have at least an AMP every block if not 3 or 4 or more in the same building. And also remember we have Coco, Maya, Mimi, Bebe, Michele, Nana all girls who worked at all 3 places at one time. It is like they moved here with me (dreams are fun). Too bad I have to go back to DC for good in September, 2 years is up quick. Good hunting and treat the girls nice. Bring them flowers, candy, korean cakes nut overall treat them with some respect and you will be better off in the long run.

Da Bot

05-28-05, 12:01

Spake LoveLOS: "Think about simple services we used to cherish that have gone quietly by the wayside. When was the last time a provider dressed you, including the socks? (2 years?) Or cuddled after the fact for more than 2 minutes? How many reports do we read of a STIMULATING Table Shower????"

Well, I must say that it was just this week. Stopped by GHS without appointment. After an effusive greeting from Gigi, in walks Pepsi. Very cute, nice bod. Left me too long in the sauna, but made up for it with a teasing TS. Back to the room for a decent massage, then started kissing and licking my back, legs, and backside. She strips (never asked the question), I flip, and we're off to the races. Runs her C cups over me (unfortunately, artificial and rather hard), then climbs on. CG, reverse, etc. finally ending in mish w/prostate massage. Vanishes for a minute to return with a hot towel, then cuddles for I dunno, 5 to 10 minutes while we laugh over my miserable Korean (I am hopeless in that department). Finally she pulls me up off the table and proceeds to dress me from head to toe, including the socks.

Looks: 8
Attitude: 9
Service: 9
Overall: 8 (would have been a 9 were it not for those hard bolt-ons)

Trick Williams

05-28-05, 15:42

Username

05-29-05, 03:14

Hello DC. I come to you from louisville, ky. Here, SC action is big ( I'm not big on AMPs ) ... doesn't seem to be much mention of any on this board however(sorry if I just missed it). I assume it either doesn't exhist, or you just want to keep it quiet ... perhaps someone can PM me about it. Anyway I'll be in town coming up and need some SC advice, even if no action can be had.

Couple things, are there any clubs in the entire metro area with either really long hours (24-hour or by open by like 10am even on sunday)? Hours of operation are incomplete on SC list sites.

Next, are all the clubs hands off with dances, or some of them full hands on ... I could use some reccomendations, again with daytime hours. If there is no touching at any of them, then well I guess a prototypical club with constant nude dancing, and frequent 'dollar dances' would be next best.

Also, like so many visitors I'll be depending on the metro for travel, so its definetly preferred if they are in short walking distance from a metro stop ... or at least in an area where I can get a cab to/from the metro, without it being too far (or hard to get a cab). Thanks!

MetalGlass

05-29-05, 03:38

Hooked up with Jane at DT tonight. Jay?, maybe, does she have a big appendectomy scar? Anyway if this was Jay, mine would be the first negative review, I caught her at the wrong time (1:30am) impatient and cranky.

The session was ok and full of motions, but ultimately not worth the money, because she was tired and that really not into anything. i tried to take off right after the shower because things weren't looking up, leaving a jackson for the TS, but she slapped me on the face a few times and wouldn't hear of it. "Stay, hunee, you so seeleey"

She said they weren't busy and that she wasn't tired. Bullshit on both both counts!! The bell rang at least a dozen times, and she WAS tired. Overall:7, 7, 4 for attitude, i think she'd rather be sleeping.

Well, this just goes to show, 10am wed is a hell of a lot smarter than 2am saturday, my own fault. Good luck to y'all with Jane (Jay?) On the way down, the stairs were f**ng full of out-of-town college boys, drunk and cocky, yelling about 'tight asian pussy'. How in the hell did they know where to turn, did american youth finally discover the wonders of the internet? Fucking yuppy inbreds.

GrimJim28

05-29-05, 05:22

I did a search and don't believe I found this spot in the archive of previous posts. This is a secondary sleeper spot, and i'm not sure if this one was on the radar or not. In the vicinity of 3rd and I NW, though not the exact location(not sure I wanna be too specific). Anyone know what I'm talking about? I saw a number of BSW and HSW as I've seen in the past, as well as TS and the usual scary weird people standing in the dark for no reason. No stopping as this was just a fact finding mission, and I have to save my strength for a date tomorrow. PMs for info. No noobs. And yes..i see the irony thanks.

Did the L street shuffle, and saw quite a show. Saw this cute asian girl in a bikini so small I had to blush. Her nicely enhanced assets were well past the boundary of their restraints. They're out there.

Low Qui

05-29-05, 10:34

Hey,

Like Username, I too will be visiting DC in the near future (i.e. next week) for nearly the whole week. In NJ, the SC scene I am into are places I go to relax and maybe ply the trade, but are not usually listed or written up well in the SCL site. And in NY, it is all about the UG parties, which I ocassionally take in.

I am pretty sure I can find the SW activities, so wouldn't need help with that (though any would be appreciated..) But some place to hang out after working with a drink in hand would be cool. (And not one of those "upscale" places; the women there have WAY too high an opinion of themselves..)

If anyone is willing to pass any info (check my posts; I know a great deal about Jersey and some about NY to share with any coming my way,) it would be appreciated.

lo.

Honoluman

05-29-05, 19:02

Metalglass,

It seems you do not like Downtown. You only have negative things to say about it. Why don't you try some other place? Downtown has been and will always be one of the top 2 or 3 places in DC. If you do not have any good experience at Downtown go any place else. I am sure you could have a good time at CHPC now that it is reopened. Still owned by the same guy so you should write about it. I think that you either have big expectations of the girls or they see you and just feel like huh, whats this? I seen bigger thing on a baby.All experiences cannot be all bad as you write about Downtown. So please do us all a favor and visit some other places.Like I said CHPC is open again and you would fit in well. I think you know what I mean.

Bubb an Banks

05-29-05, 22:06

Made the trek to GHS and have to agree with Da Bot's previous post. Didn't ask for anyone specific and ended up with Pepsi. And I'm glad I did. Very cute face, along with nice body. About 5'2"-5'3" or so with a nice body. Only thing is her breasts, which were firm and store bought, because I prefer natural ones.

TS was nice, slow, and thorough, with a little teasing and giggling. Back to the room. She disappeared for a few minutes where upon her return, she immediately disrobed and started off with a little massage. This lasted about 10 minutes or so and then she started rubbing her body against mine. Was hoping for some AR which never happened. What I didn't get with AR, she made up with the rest. Won't go much in depth, but went through all the standard steps. I actually had some trouble to start, but she was very willing to satisfy, and not once showed any sign of frustration.

One of the sweetest girl I've met in a long long time. Was getting dressed and I told her not to worry, but she insisted over and over that she'd do it for me. If money were no factor, I'd go see her again tomorrow, and the next day, and the day after...

Face: 9
Body: 8 (9 if top was natural)
Personality: 9.5
Service: 9

DCrez

05-29-05, 22:12

As far as SCs in DC, I'd have to recommend Royal Palace above everything else. It's probably not the scene you are used to (no lapdances or overt touching) but it's off the beaten path, cheap, and the girls put their asses and puss*** literally millimeters from your face. No shit, if they got any closer you'd have to pay for DATY and AR!

Many of the ladies are not that attractive, some are downright fat- but there are a few GORGEOUS women working there. Particularly "alexie" is about the hottest stripper you will ever see. Petite, busty, Brazillian girl- need I say more?

The place has no cover and a one drink minimum, beers are $7 so it can be a cheap night if you like. Beware when the dancers sit with you and ask you to buy them a drink- the price for each of their drinks is $15-$20! I've always gotten the impression if you buy them a drink and chat more may be on the menu, but I dont know.

The place is North of Dupont Circle, at Connecticut&Florida.

Enjoy! and be sure to report back

DrummerBoy

05-30-05, 00:43

Honoluman,

I don't ususally get into personal arguments (you and Metalglass), obviously you haven't been visiting Downtown for a while as you mentioned in your earlier post. I have and I think that Downtown's service has definitly gone "downhill".

Last year and before I always left there a happy, satisfied customer. This year there has been a change in attitude. The girls are hot and young, but they are rushing customers out. 1 hr sessions are turning into 30 -45 min sessions. No more cuddling, extra attention like before. Nothing extraordinary like a Maya type service. Jai seems to be the best of the lot there. I have had better service in other areas lately and have gone to Downtown less because of their new attitude.

I hope they learn their lesson before you come back so that you can enjoy them as you had in the past...In the meantime, we will tell it like it is. no flame intended.

Bill88

05-30-05, 02:48

Metalglass chunky girl's name is Yuni, I believe.

Member #4338

05-30-05, 06:57

Hono:

I know that you are a big fan of DT from the old days and believe me when I say that so was I when Maya, Mimi and the ever luscious Kelly were there. It was the best ;) ! However, Drummerboy is correct in saying that, while the girls remain hot, the service has declined to the point that I go elsewhere.

My current fav is Happiness with the return of Angel, although Lauren is just fine as well.

Any discussion on how we can get the word to the powers that be at DT that they need to stop giving us the 40 minute hour?

Be safe.

Lax

Dude #1

05-30-05, 07:06

A few days ago I posted a review of Sophie at GHS. I saw her again yesterday and would like to revise my earlier neutral review. The second time round she showed more enthusiasm in all parts of the hour. As before, DATY was outstanding - she truly seems to want as much as she can get. The preceding massage also was one of the best I have had at an AMP. She said that she had gone to massage school in Korea, and I believe her. The main event (cowgirl then doggie) was a pleasure also. Overall, excellent service. By the way, I was in a room with a futon on the floor, rather than a bed. I assume that room, if free, is available on request if you want it.

On the debate about Downtown, I would add the general point that at the AMPs I have been to, the time of the visit usually makes a big difference. Going to DT late Saturday evening and expecting not to be rushed (and the girls to be in GFE mood) is over-optimistic. I myself aim to visit the AMP of the day at 10.00 a.m. weekdays, Tuesday - Thursday if possible. The girls are fresh and the buzzer goes off less than at other times. If I can't make 10.00 a.m. then I try for mid-afternoon, once the lunch-time crowd has left. The earlier board report that 5-9 p.m. is a good time seems plausible (except Friday-Saturday, I expect), but home commitments preclude me from trying that time.

On Downtown, I agree that they are systematically compressing the hour we are supposedly paying for.

HndCivic99

05-30-05, 07:24

Let me start this post by thanking all the vets on this site that provide information for the newcomers, without them, we all would sure spend a lot more money trying to fullfill our needs than we already do. With that said lets move this right along.

I come to you from TEXAS, San Antonio TX to be exact, so if any of you guys are planning to go down to SAT, I'll be happy to give some good recomendations. I have been reading this board for about 5 days now, and see there is much hate for the newbies, granted there should be some, never know when it might be LE, but its a catch 22, inorder to post some information you must first have an expirence with a provider, but you don't see any providers untill you know where to go. I had the same problem in Texas, there are a few MPs there but mostly escorts, which I like. In order for you to see a provider, you must have two refrences, so if your a newbie good look getting someone to vouch for you, luckly i got my first expirence with an escort that was traveling back and forth between dallas and SAT, she cut me a break and she vouched for me, so right when I got to be a little known on the board I was using, I got transfered here, oh wells, if I did it there I can do it here, it seems to be that AMPs are the thing around here, I ventured out to L street and saw a good 15 SW, mostly BSW, a few WSW, and about 2 ASW, heavy LE patroling, I didn't see too much UC LE, but then again I don't even know what they look like around here. I tried the escort thing, and the girls around here are insane at the prices, I am just wondering if there is any other types of MPs, I mostly fancy young blonde girls, but it looks like I'm SOL here. I am open to all flaming that this post may arise, I am asking for info and I have yet to provide any. If you hobbiers are interested in my old stomping grounds, look into ****.NET with the same handel, I did not have a great amount of post, but at least I was known, I will not be a frequent poster on this board, but you can be for damn sure if I have some info, I will be happy to share it with you.

P.S. I hate using spell check LoL, I bow down to all the vets and seniors on this board, now flame as you will I am at your mercy

MetalGlass

05-30-05, 11:27

Honoluman,

Everytime I say something less than stellar of DT you get all up in arms as if it was a personal insult. What's up?

I think if my winky was the root (so to speak) of the problem as you so cleverly implied, going to another place would be kinda pointless, wouldn't you agree?

If you scroll down a page, you'll see that i've seen some more than adequate action at DT. Bunny was delish and I'm not convinced i need to stop going to DT, thank you very much, oh wise one.

Now, other places are definitely on the list, I have plans for quite a few and will report on those experiences when the time comes.

In the meantime, thanks for your suggestion, and hey, when you're back in our swampy town from your tropical paradise, please post as many wonderful reviews of DT as possible. But stop trying to censure my reports. Just because in your fantasies every DT girl is a GFE goddess, doesn't make it so in the real world.

In short, please pull your head out of your arse and stop assaulting me every time I do a review. Post when you have some meaningful local intel to contribute. This board is broken into forums by states and cities for a reason.

Cheers

PS: btw, are you for real with bringing flowers to an AMP???

Hobbyist4Life

05-30-05, 13:34

Honoluman,

I think if my winky was the root (so to speak) of the problem, going to another place would be kinda pointless, wouldn't you agree? If you scroll down a page, you'll see that i've seen some more than adequate action at DT. Bunny was delish and I'm not convinced i need to stop going to DT.

Now other places are definitely on the list, I have plans for Pink and Yuni, and a couple more and will report on those experiences as well.

In the meantime, thanks for your suggestion, and with all respect when you're back in our swampy town from your tropical paradise, please post as many wonderful reviews of DT as possible. But please don't try to censure my reports of reality with the attitude that if you think that every girl (you've never laid eyes on) at DT is a GFE than it MUST be true. Real life's a bit more complex than that.

In other words, please pull your head out of your arse and stop assaulting me every time I do a review. Post when you have some meaningful local intel to contribute. That's the reason this board is broken into forums by states and cities.

CheersMetalGlass,

One of the reason may be that, I don't think he sees any authenticity in you reports. I don't think he will know, until he goes to DT himself. But, some of your posts are suspect in my opinion as well and maybe, by other long time hobbyists as well.

You have created a lot of posts in a very, very short time. Are you just trying to build your number of posts to be accepted on this board and/or earn the trust of the board? Most noobs to the hobby will not be so outspoken and active as you are. Unless, you have a reason or a motive!

You only posted 2 or 3 experiences but you have over 20 posts under your belt. Hmm, makes me wonder? Those 2 or 3 posts are a little suspect? I have seen some bad providers, but not to the extent of your experience(perticularly, your first report). The rest of your posts are, just questions. Also, posting all hours! I don't think anyone would be posting at work? Unless, this is part of your work?

At this rate, you should have about 100 reports in about 2 to 3 months. You have PMed me couple of times asking for detail on a perticular girl. Are you asking all the other members about every provider they have seen as well?
If you have, I am gonna be keeping a close eye on you...LOL

I could be wrong, just my gut feeling. But can you guys keep those things in the back channel? Before it get too personal. I don't think this forum should be used like a chat room or to stomp on others.

Also, Mr. Honoluman. Why are you continuing to attck MetalGlass? It seems a little overboard. Are you Mrs. ***'s(the owner of DT) husband? I could understand if you are, since you would have a great deal of interest in the establishment. If not, I don't know why you are going over the top on DT posts? DT has been going down hill for the last 4 to 5 months. I haven't visited DT for about 4 months for similar reasons. The more you attack MetalGlass, the more he will be trying to defend himself. Wouldn't you?

Just my $.02

Peace out.

H4L

MetalGlass

05-30-05, 13:41

Hey HndCivic99,

Welcome. I'm new myself and unfortunately won't have useful info for your taste. However, there is a gold mine of info right here on the board for any taste. Go all the way to the back of last year and scour the posts. You're bound to find intel that will be of use.

You are correct about the escort prices, crazy as hell. As far as AMPs are concerned, you're not likely to find any caucasian blonds. Strip clubs are a possibility, also look for info on the regulars' grazing spots on NY ave, as well as the loop.

Also check craig's list, I've seen some favorable references about a couple of independent providers who advertise there. Sorry that fate dragged you away from sunny Texas, but don't fret, just look around there's potential for you to have some fun in this town.

PS: blondes might be your thing, but you better believe that catching yellow fever is very easy.

PussyFish

05-30-05, 15:49

I used to be a frequent monger of the DC scene but have since moved south. Thanks to you wonderful posters on the WSG I was able to pick right up where I left off over a recent extended stay.

I found that the action around K and 11th is not what it used to be - I guess the MCI Center cut into the mongering. The church in that area that used to be a hotbed of activity. I cruised up Rhode Island Avenue and saw a few bsws of low quality lurking in the shadows. I guess the J&J and whatever the name of that other no-tell motel up in that area are long gone. Anyway, didn't see much action from about 1:00 a.m. until 3:00 when I made a detour to Baltimore. I arrived back in DC around 5:00 a.m. and there was action galore!! Around 5th street from K to M and the surrounding areas I saw at least 20-25 BSWs - all dressed to the hilt. Many were congregating around their cars as if they were calling it a night and leaving. As the sun was coming up I notitced that some were a tad "manly" looking. I've never known trannies to be in this area - but some of them looked the part. I didn't see anything worth picking up and I was exhausted so I retired to my hotel. Its good to see that there is still some street action to be had in DC.

I also found another location that I have not read about nor have ever really found anything in the past - but hit upon a gem this time around. I was coming back from Baltimore during the day and hit 50 West into the city. As I approaced the area where the Hess/Subway is (not sure the exact cross street) I saw a young, very attractive WSW walking routh 50 giving the "eye." I immediately swung around and moved in to pick her up. She came up to my car at the Subway and I asked her if she needed a ride. Without hesitation she jumped in and we did the whole "are you a cop" thing. This girl said her name was Jennifer - and she was great! She is about 5'5 ish with brunette hair, very clean with an ample bossom. This is one of the best girls I've ever picked up in the DC area. We decided on $70 for our time together - she wanted $100 but quickly took my offer of $70 so I'm sure I could have gone lower but I didn't want to haggle as I was totally into this one. We went just up the block a bit to where the two motels are across the street from each other and chose the Bugetel I believe it was. She told me they had hourly rooms but the manager behind the plate glass refused so I had to pay $60 for the room, with a $10 key deposit! I felt ripped off but at this point I didn't care. I was planning on using the room all evening for other mongering adventures but didn't get the chance due to work. Anyway, we get in the room and chit-chat as she calls her "friend" (pimp, I'm sure) and begins to undress. This girl must be really new to the business. She was clean, well-spoken and not apparently strung out on anything yet! A rare gem, especially in this crack ho ridden part of town. We both undressed and lay on the bed. This girl had a killer body with great breasts - no noticeable sagging or stretch marks that I could see! She rolled on the condom and began to give me a light handjob while my hands freely roamed. I was certain that a CBJ would at least be offered but it wasn't - I usually would have been kinda pissed but I wasn't this time. She got me fully at attention and then let me hit it from behind. I did that for awhile and then flipped her over to finish. She was seemignly into it and did moan a bit - not over the top fake porn actress - but more like a girl enjoying being slammed. I finished and we both chit-chatted for a bit and then got dressed. I tried to get a number to contact her - she had to borrow my cell phone to make a call to her friend - and claimed that she couldn't be contacted through her "friend" and that I could just look for her in the area when I wanted to hook up. I was disappointed as I would prefer a decent regular without the street hassle. Anyway, guys if you are in this area give it another look and see if you can find "Jennifer." She is 19 and says she's from New Orleans. She's obviously new to the biz so get her while you can. The whole area on 50 here looked as if it has picked up - I saw several other decent BSWs all the way from the motels up to the underpass where the "Leaf Guy" stays at - I had heard he was long gone but there he was waving his leaves at cars all these years later!
Anyone with any good info on a reliable local provider with no drama can feel free to PM this appreciative monger.

Scorpio Rising

05-30-05, 16:04

Username and Low Q:

Based on this humble narator's order of preferences, titty bars in DC that I can suggest for you folks are:
1. Good Guys [Wisconsin Ave in UpperGeorgetown] - 3 metal pole stages for your viewing delight. The talents are usually good for pitching the tent, and you can offer to buy them juggies drinks while yuou shoot the shit with them.

2. JPs [Wisconsin Ave across from GG] - Hit or Miss joint applies at this fine establishment. Juggies here varry in the scale of bone-ability. There are 2 stages on 1st floor and 1 tiny stage on 2nd floor. It is a bit more laid back than GG though in my findings. Every so often, one can be the lucky dog and hook up with the performers and waitresses off premises [if they feel like hanging out with you after work is done - based on personal adventure].

3. Royal Palace [Dupont] - Nice & sleezy is all I can say about this spot. Hooked up with a couple dancers from here before in the past, and they were hotties. These days, the gals are not my cup of tea and some of the fugly dancers will try to squeeze you out of a buck for their dances. A few time recently, I had to tell them that they should frigging tip me instead. Shit! But at times, you can get below the table handshake if the price is right.

4. Camelot [M Street] - If you are into enhanced juggies who think they are the shit, go here and enjoy the less than 5 seconds dance while you try to tip them on the stage. Boring at best mun!

5. Archie [K Street] - Some gems can be found here every now and then, and whenever I went, the waitresses are usually hot and quite friendly.

6. Nexus Gold [around Nations] - You can go for a $20 table top dancing at your very own table [but it lasts like one frigging song], was good for when you might wanna throw a bachelor's party or some shit like that. Otherwise, not worth the drive, but the juggies will come sit with you to persuade you to buy their table dancing.

7. Joanna [M Street] - last stopped by Camelot, this joint was still closed for remodeling and shit. Sometimes while it was still operational, the gals arenice and sleazy and you can grobe them right at the table [based on my own adventure].

Hope this helps.

Still Porkin
Scorpio Rising

Honoluman

05-30-05, 19:43

It looks like they have just fired the manager from Downtown as she was too new and letting the girls control the work schedule..i.e. time spent with each customer. Some new talent is coming and one might be well remembered by the older mongers. I had a long talk with the owner (no stock just friends sorry no freebies either). She has not been feeling well and has not been keeping a watchful eye on the situation. Things will try to get back to how it was a year ago. No Coco but who knows who may come back. If the situation does not get better let us know. I will continue to monitor from jere.

Got Wood

05-30-05, 23:39

Does any know if Mimi is back at Happiness yet? I called, they said yes, but one never really knows.

LoveLOS

05-31-05, 04:14

Honda Civic, Welcome to DC. No flames for those with a brain and the ability to read before asking questions recently answered... When I go into a new area, I generally go back about 6 months (or a year if I am spending serious time in the new area) and read forward. Gives one a good feel for the scene and the feel of the board. You obviously read enough to know we are tough on noobs here. Tight ship, yes, but it is a potentially dangerous scene here. I can only remember a blonde or three on the street, but they are there.

Wakkakiman, if you are friendly with management, then a pipeline from the board to the "powers that be" is already in place. Please use your position for the good of the mongers as well as the future prosperity of your favorite AMP. I have to agree with the general consensus that the quality of the DT experience has gone down over the past year, which is a large part of my rant a few pages back. Many of my close assoicates and I have been going elsewhere recently seeking a better experience, so improvement would not hurt the prosperity of DT. Please remember that Metal & Glass is not on the same level of Smog & Mirrors here, he does contribute, so try to give the guy a break. Check your PMs.

Metal & Glass, I appreciate your spunk in not letting yourself get trampled. I have been known, on rare occasion, to defend myself also. Perhaps though, it is time to stop bombing Pearl Harbor before it really does get personal. Keep solid reports coming and you will get the cred HJ4life now questions.

Question, is the BUNNY @ DT perhaps the same one as Robie reported on from GHS? Anybody asked her if whe worked at GHS? If so, please let us know!

H4L, Dude, I had to ROF&LMAO that you are shit-canning MG for multiposts when you post a new report for each new subject that pops into your fuzzy head. No offense intended, I love your reports, it just seemed like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm gonna reserve my judgement on MG pending more input.

User and LowQuetis, A hearty DC welcome to WSG seniors! I cannot add to Scorp's intel, which is the best I have seen. Scorp, can you provide addresses for the database? What I can comment on is that the no-touch rules are pretty stictly enforced in most of DC, carry-out is not commonly mentioned and party-in is even rarer here. Now you know why AMPS, street meat and escorts are the topics du jour. Full nude with alcohol is a plus.

FishyPuss, Great report. Glad you had a good time here.

Loopmonger, you mentioned Tina @ Olympic in the old days. She was hot! Reference a noobie's post. Same one?

LL

Hobbyist4Life

05-31-05, 04:57

Hello Mr. LL,

I LMAO too. I forgot for a minute that I am also quite new to the board. LOL
But, certainly not a noob to the hobby. I am sure you can tell the difference. I have quite a few refs. if anyone needs to know. Not something I would brag about.

But I know where your coming from. Comment well taken.

I've edited my earlier post.

Peace out,

H4L

Honda Civic, Welcome to DC. No flames for those with a brain and the ability to read before asking questions recently answered... When I go into a new area, I generally go back about 6 months (or a year if I am spending serious time in the new area) and read forward. Gives one a good feel for the scene and the feel of the board. You obviously read enough to know we are tough on noobs here. Tight ship, yes, but it is a potentially dangerous scene here. I can only remember a blonde or three on the street, but they are there.

Wakkakiman, if you are friendly with management, then a pipeline from the board to the "powers that be" is already in place. Please use your position for the good of the mongers as well as the future prosperity of your favorite AMP. I have to agree with the general consensus that the quality of the DT experience has gone down over the past year, which is a large part of my rant a few pages back. Many of my close assoicates and I have been going elsewhere recently seeking a better experience, so improvement would not hurt the prosperity of DT. Please remember that Metal & Glass is not on the same level of Smog & Mirrors here, he does contribute, so try to give the guy a break. Check your PMs.

Metal & Glass, I appreciate your spunk in not letting yourself get trampled. I have been known, on rare occasion, to defend myself also. Perhaps though, it is time to stop bombing Pearl Harbor before it really does get personal. Keep solid reports coming and you will get the cred HJ4life now questions.

Question, is the BUNNY @ DT perhaps the same one as Robie reported on from GHS? Anybody asked her if whe worked at GHS? If so, please let us know!

H4L, Dude, I had to ROF&LMAO that you are shit-canning MG for multiposts when you post a new report for each new subject that pops into your fuzzy head. No offense intended, I love your reports, it just seemed like the pot calling the kettle black. I'm gonna reserve my judgement on MG pending more input.

User and LowQuetis, A hearty DC welcome to WSG seniors! I cannot add to Scorp's intel, which is the best I have seen. Scorp, can you provide addresses for the database? What I can comment on is that the no-touch rules are pretty stictly enforced in most of DC, carry-out is not commonly mentioned and party-in is even rarer here. Now you know why AMPS, street meat and escorts are the topics du jour. Full nude with alcohol is a plus.

FishyPuss, Great report. Glad you had a good time here.

LL

Member #4338

05-31-05, 09:45

Hello Mr. Lax,

I see that you caught the Angel fever too. I guess you can agree with what I have posted before. She is the best IMHO at the moment. Unfortunetely, she will be going on vacation this week. Her last day is till closing of this Friday. She will be traveling for awhile and possibly go to Korea before she comes back. I am totally bummed out. I was seeing her 3, 4 times a week for a full month. I don't know, if I can find another provider to her standards after she leaves.

Lauren is coming back Sunday or Monday, so at least you have a back-up.
Shit, I have to search for a new one. Unless, you can suggest another that can keep pace with Angel. Any suggestions?

Peace out.

H4L

H4L:

I have no better suggestions at this time as Angel is one special lady. She told me that she would be on vacation starting at the end of the week but said she was going to stay local with a trip to Flushing to see friends.

After Angel, I guess the next best would be Jay at DT. As I've noted in prior reports, she is not the knockout that Angel is, or even other providers at DT for that matter, but she sure knocks your socks off when it comes to service. I've not seen her in a while as I have concentrated on Angel and Lauren at Happiness, but Jay does not seem to rush you out the door as is the current common trend at DT.

I'm always searching for new talent and will advise when a new gem is discovered.

Hono: Anything you can do to change the environment at DT will be greatly appreciated by the entire DC mongering community. It should also enhance the owners bottom line.

Lax

HndCivic99

05-31-05, 10:32

I want to thank all of you that have welcomed me, and all those who were going to welcome me, but decided that had better things to do, hey isn't it the thought that counts anyway? As yall can see if not yet obvious, I'm a laid back type of guy, who just plain loves pussy, so I would GREATLY APRECIATE IT, if any of the members of this site run into a young blonde, PM me if you wish. I will take my time venturing out in this new area, after all, I will be here for at least the next 2 and a half years to come, and I do plan to be CUMMING the whole time. Hope to be able to provide this board and its members with some great info, will keep everyone posted on this newbies ventures in this hobby. Once again thanks everyone for the welcome with no flames.

To all the virgins out there, thanks for nothing!

Loop Vet

05-31-05, 11:45

nevermind...

Mighty Spearsman

05-31-05, 12:45

Honoluman,
PS: btw, are you for real with bringing flowers to an AMP???
I have no interest in getting in the middle of the MetalGlass-Honoluluman dispute.

But for what it's worth, on two separate occasions (last year and in 1991), I brought flowers with me to an AMP. In both cases, the flowers were given to a provider with whom I had had several prior sessions, and in both cases, I received an outstanding session from the recipient in question.

So, yes, under the right circumstances, I would bring flowers to an AMP. In fact, the next time I go to see Pink at the Sun Club, I'll bring a $5 bunch of flowers from a nearby Safeway or Giant, and I'm sure that that will be money well spent.

Low Qui

05-31-05, 13:28

Hey LL, SR, and DCrez,

Thank you for the feedback on the clubs. (Before I decided to post, I was thinking that JP's and Royal would be the winners for some reason.) Not into laps and NJ is not full nude w/ bar, so didn't want to waste time on a cover w/ no alcohol.

Have free time now, so probably gonna check out Royal (and maybe drive around and see if I can find the unmentionable place for a payday visit.) :)

If I get into anything, I'll of course post. So stay tuned.

lo.

Honoluman

05-31-05, 22:37

I just got a report from a couple of long time buddies who went to Downtown last nught. They told me that the place is run down and lacking a good going over. I have adivsed the owner who will (she promises) correct the situation. As I reported earlier she looking to bring back some good girls. She rehired the old kitchen mommy, who did a good job cleaning the place before. I am told the buildings owner is not interested in keeping it in good condition. She thinks he wants her to leave so he can sell. I have defended it based on my old knowledge but have been brought up to speed. Coco will not come back but who knows who will. Just give honest reports and lets see how things work out. The owner is not my wife nor anything else but friends. She helped a friend with his working ex-working wife get things taken care of. Be good.

Yellofvr

06-01-05, 00:37

Hello all. Before I get started, has anyone visited CPHC recently? I tried yesterday, but was scared off by the amount of foot traffic and the firehouse right next door. Maybe a 6:30 visit on Memorial Day wasn't the best of ideas. Is the entrance in the back? Or is it that rickety set of metal stairs on the side of the building? I wanted to give it a whirl, based on some of the reviews posted here, but decided a visit to Supra instead (I know where it is).

I got there around 7 and it seemed dead, all the doors were open and I was lead to one of the bigger rooms in the back. This one even had a chair for me to put my stuff on!! Mama takes the hourly fee and leaves me to get comfortable. A minute later walks in Bibi (I think, could have been Mimi; definitely had 2 i's in her name), very cute, early 20's, natural B's, and the best ass I've seen on a Korean in an AMP yet. Perky, round, wonderful. A little bit of snaggle teeth, but I can deal with that. She lead me to the shower for a decent TS, paid attention the backside, but asked if it was OK to wash my joint. This scared me a little bit, making me wonder what was to come.

Back to the room, where she asked how I liked my massage. Not really in the mood to be walked on or something crazy like that, I asked for a soft one. I don't know how long it lasted but she had worked me into a near frenzy with her soft touch and light kissing on the back. She asked if I wanted anything else, in which I replied everything. The $ was already out, she left for a minute and came back with supplies. Still on my stomach, she gave me AR that I will never forget. At one point, I had my hips arched up, she's massaging my prostate (a finger cot and lube was in her bag of goodies) and rubbing her chest all over my back. Awesome.

I turn over and motion for her to lay down. A little too furry for my liking, but that wasn't going to stop me from a meal at the YWCA. No smell, tastes good( why can't non-asians be like that?) and really into it, i was dining for 20 min, I think she came at least 3 times. toot. Oh, what's that? toot. That's me. toot. It's a horn.

I was starting to get worked up, so I scoot up and she moves down the table. Some shaft and ball play, sans cover, then a sloppy, loud( use your imaginations) CBJ. Onto CG, where she had great muscle control( It makes a difference when they can use those) and the ta-ta's felt great. After a few minutes I end up busting, but it doesn't stop, she keeps grinding on me, bringing me back to full attention. I sit up, she's still in a CG position, which makes it very easy for DFK and some nipple pinching by both parties. I've lost track of time by now and bust another, thinking things would settle down. I lay down, she's still on top, still grinding. I shit you not, round 3. toot. Finally, she climbs off, lays next to me for some LFK and cuddling. I get the hot towel treatment and she helps me get dressed. We kiss some more on my way out.

It's now 8:15 and I feel great. I'm pretty sure the doorbell didn't ring, no one out early? No rushing, no mention of extra $, just an outstanding overall experience. I read about alot of other places in DC, but there seems to be a lack of postings about Supra, at least recently. I really have nothing else to compare my visits to, except some MD joints, but I'm not sure if I will venture to other places. This visit sealed the deal. Plus, I can't navigate through DC and Conn. Ave runs way into MoCo!!

Looks 8 (the heinie is sweet)
Massage 7
Extras 12 (I had 3 pops)

Toot Toot.

Yellofvr

Trick Williams

06-01-05, 02:03

I was watching the news and they were talking about cracking down on prostitution in NE. I do all my mongering in NW and just wanted to know if anyone on the board mongers in NE?

Travel Guy

06-01-05, 08:00

I few years back I got some good milage there.

WiseBorn

06-01-05, 16:14

I was watching the news and they were talking about cracking down on prostitution in NE. I do all my mongering in NW and just wanted to know if anyone on the board mongers in NE?

I think they where talking about Rhode island ave. Sometimes the SW's migrate there when the Loop or NY ave gets too hot. other than that. In sketchy neighborhoods there's proboly always a girl outthere needing to make some extra money.

WiseBorn

06-01-05, 16:20

Member #4338

06-01-05, 16:22

OK, any of you that are looking for an alternative to Angel at Happiness, either because she is busy when you get there or for the sake of variety, I can recommend May at Royal just up the street. My recent visit was a delightful repeat of my visit reported on in my 5/13 post. Same program so I will spare you all a repeat of the details. Great service without being rushed.

Yellofvr: Good post, brother! Keep them coming.

Honoluluman: Props for taking the lead in starting the process of restoring a DC institution to its former glory. I won't go there, however, until some positive intel shows up on the board.

Peace and love.

Lax

Honoluman

06-01-05, 16:40

The owner does not need their permission. He is just a dick. The building owner has been trying to rent or sell the building for some time now. He is not willing to put money into it to fix it up. It is as is for rent or to buy. That is his problem. He wants Downtown to move so he can rent the whole building to one tenant. It is a good location so why should they move. They are just making do as is. But as I previously posted they will try to make it smell better and look a little better when you come in. The problem has been the homeless. May be with warmer weather they won't come inside to shit and piss. I feel that Downtown will come back to the standards we all knew from the past. When or how long it will take who knows but I know the owner wants to be back in the market on top again. If I was in DC you would see me on Saturdays fixing the place up. The former owner Jenny had her husband to fix up the place. The current owner has just herself. Just my last comments on this subject.

Deepcoverman

06-01-05, 17:58

Send them to the Dupont Circle area:

Five
Senso Senso
18th Street Lounge
Red
1223
Dragonfly
Lucky Bar
Ozio

And more either right next door to each other or within minutes.

If they just want one club and many dance floors, send them to Dream in NE DC.

kevluc

06-01-05, 18:02

Saw Pepsi today. She is about 5 ft with nice small enhanced rack very petite. Had a great time she remembered me from before. Only 2 girls working Pepsi, Sophia very pretty w/36d rack saw her before good provider $.5 stayed appox. 90 min. Also there is a door girl older mid 30ys. great bust it appears everyone is very nice since repeat customer. GIGI is door girl don,t know if she still working but she informered me she is not old enough to be mamasan.

Scorpio Rising

06-01-05, 18:55

First, to further add to my recent post on the titty bars. Here are some of the addresses I could conjure.
1. JPs: 2412 Wisconsin Ave, NW. It's on the same side as the AMP used to be known as Young Spa.
2. GoodGuys: Across the street from JPs, on the same side as Fresh Fields store and adjacent to a Japanese restaurant.
3. Royal Palace: at the corner of Connecticut/Florida Ave. in Dupont area. It's right next to the damn Ruth/Chris Steakhouse. Dunno the exact addy but there is a big frigging sign right at their door.
4. Camelot: 1823 M Street, NW. The joint is on M Street in between 18th and 19th Street.
5. Joanna: 1819 M Street, NW. Again, dunno if this place has reopen its door yet or not.
6. Archibalds: This joint is on K street very close in proximity to DT, Sky [1413], and that 1716I AMPs. Upstairs floor has pool tables too if you would rather not check out the juggies on their 2 stages.
7. Nexus Gold: It's located near Club Nations. Dunno what the exact addy is, but they always have their adverts [Club Nations] in Washington CityPapers, so it can be located if you really want to find it, huh?

Ok, now that's done, let me get into my latest research finding from my last nite outing at Happiness. Upon reading several positive reviews about Angel and Lauren at this particular AMP, I decided to go sample the tastiness of their dishes with my own tastebud. Unfortunately when I got buzzed into the joint about 10 mins before midnite, both were supposedly in their sessions with some of you mongers [according to the damn mamasan - this was not Anne or Ms. Park who used to run the place back in 2003]. I requested to see what other selection criterias were still available, she brought 2 for me to choose [Jenni and Mimi]. I recognized the name Mimi being reviewed quite positively by Sears & Robux recently, and she looked better between the two, and so it was Mimi who would be my companion for the hour. I would probably give Mimi a 7 in looks department [face], 8 for the tremendous jugs, and 8.5 for the nice & tight pink snapper, and she does have fair skin [no indoor-baked tan on this one], said she currently was 25 yo. But I personally think she could be either in her late 20s or early 30s in my opinion. Who gives a flying bleep at that horny moment anyway, huh? The table shampoo was nice & thorough using her hands as the toolsets and mianus got washed real good, so I knew she was going to be a trooper. The massage was not sooo great though, I could have used a real strong massage, but by the time she finished teasing me with her light touches and kisses, I was so randy and ready to serve her up some boom boom actions. Asked if I wanted full course meal, and I nodded willingly. She proceeded to tease me some more with the light touches and kisses and then it was the extended visit to mianus, first with me still on my stomach, then I flipped over by myself and spreaded eagle for her to continue probing the rim [while I grabbed the back of her head to make sure she is really using her tongue and not some bullshit fingering]. Let me tell you it was fantastic. This went on for almost 5 minutes and I felt the need to have her give me the yum yum while I guided her twat towards my eager and hungry mouth. The snapper was neatly trimmed, nice and juicy. She must have worked the magic hat trick while smoking my tool and sitting on my face grinding ontop of me almost to the point of suffocation. I returned the favor and rimmed her tiny starphish for a bit too and managed to insert the thumb into the chute for more shit & giggles. Then she asked me to get on top of her which I complied willingly. I gave it to her nice and slow and she DFK me so hard sucking on my tongue. Did I say she was a trooper? From there, we went into a standup K9, then sideway standing up so that we could watch the boom boom actions in the mirror and I could smack the living crap out of her big jugs and yanked at her luscious raven-like hair. This went on for quite sometimes with her moaning and talking dirty to me in Korean. You got to appreciate that authentic shit when they would be into the session talking nasty shit in their own native tongue, huh? The I laid her down onto the table again and we went into the sideway entrance maneuver. She kept on turning to DFK me while in this mode and I kept on porkin away at the her pink snapper which felt like a soft velvet but still deliciously tight and moisted. The whole time, she continued to flick her own bean and she must have gotten her 'Os' again, and then the moment of truth arrived upon me as I felt the manmade lava of luv gushing out. Total bliss was that fleeting moment of joy. I must admit this was quite a nice way to get familiar relations with this lovely Korean lovely. Afterwards, we cuddled for a few minutes then she went out to bring back a chilled can of coke, cleaned me up with the hot towel, dressed me up putting socks and shoes on for me, but kept yapping away about how she liked hanging out and asked if I want a GF. I wouldn't say she was the top ten material, but it was quite fantastic relation for sure. Phew... now if I could only try Angel before she depart, huh? But this Mimi was a OK in my book though. Standard fees applied for this session which I left for her on the nightstand after my deed was completed.

Still Porkin
Scorpio Rising

Honoluman

06-02-05, 08:42

The owner does not need the renters permission to sell. This owner is trying to sell or rent with no out of pocket money from him. He needs the renters in the building, but does not like Downtown. He won't kick her out until he sells or rents. He is just a plain dick. That is why the interior is so bad from what I read here and have heard. Downtown was one of the best, once. I had good times there. Not defending just adjusting my own thoughts on paper/web.

Asian Shark

06-02-05, 09:34

Decided to take a trip to DT and arrived their at 7:00pm and saw LE sitting right in front of DT in his police car and just sitting there. So, I drove around the block for few minutes and came back around about 7:15pm and LE was gone. I don't know if he was keeping an eye on DT or not but I was glad he was gone.

Anyway, I was in the door by 7:20pm. Greeted by new Mamasan ( Big lady ) she was nice and escorted me to a room and in walks " Cindy ". She was about 5' 5 without heels, face was about 7 and body was about 7 also. She did have some ugly teeth ( I think cavities ). Went to TS and it was ok and back to the room with medium massage and all of a sudden, she laid beside me and started DFK and she did have nice full lips. That lasted about 5 minutes and I decided to give her a little massage and started fingering her pussy and she was moaning for more so I went for DATY and she screamed for mercy. She was really getting into it and she wanted me to fuck her now. She was getting hot and she wanted my dick in her now.

She picked up the pillow and put in under her back and said " fuck me now" so I said ok and started pounding her and she moan and screamed for more. I did try to slid my dick in her ass hole but she stopped me and said no, but I did try several other times and she still said no. But I really think that if I see her several times more, she may let me go for her ass hole.

Anyway I did finish doggy and she said, she was tired. Overall, it was pretty good experience and I've always had a decent experience here and I will visit and see if I can see other girls.

Have fun

Asian Shark

Abril

06-03-05, 03:23

Went by Sky tonight, a rainy night. On way into Sky, spoke with "Cutie," a BSW with enormous cans. Decided I really wanted a massage, though, and was looking forward to all that goes along with it.

Went into Sky, was introduced to Linda. Linda apparently has been here for 3 days. About an 8 in looks, though she did have a wayward tooth. Didn't seem to hurt her, though. More importantly, it didn't hurt me!

Got a standard TS, a little playful, but more flirty than anything. Got back to the room, lay down on my belly, and got a very nice massage.

She didn't do any AR, and the post massage workout was rather perfunctory. Took me a while, but finished by hand. Kind of disappointing.

All in all, a decent evening. On the way back to my car, met a very cute HSW named Naudia. Got a number for future contacts. I'd definitely like to give her a try, as I like the Hispanics. I was shocked at how many girls were out tonight in the rain. One other thing of note was a pretty big fight going on just outside of the club down a few doors from DT. I am sure LE was on the way, but the ladies and I just kept to ourselves and walked away. Not worth sticking my nose into, that's for sure.

Mighty Spearsman

06-03-05, 10:03

First, to further add to my recent post on the titty bars. Here are some of the addresses I could conjure...

Ok, now that's done, let me get into my latest research finding from my last nite outing at Happiness....

Still Porkin
Scorpio RisingScorp, I loved your post. But please, hit the Enter button once in a while and break your post up into paragraphs next time! :)

Unclejed

06-03-05, 14:11

Asian Shark,

I think I met the same Cindy. Cindy just moved to DT from HWC in Prince William County. She is half Japanese and half Korean. I had a good experience with her.

Jethro

Bill88

06-03-05, 15:24

For a while now I have been planning back-to-back AMP visits. First I went to Happiness to see either Angel or Lauren. The mamasan who recognized me sent Angel. She was reserved in the beginning but she warmed up and TS and massage was excellent.

As advertised Angel is a looker with a tight body and a great natural set for an AMP provider. But her skin was not very smooth. My guess is she is mid thirties.

On the flip accepted offer of everything. Slow to rise to the occasion, some visible signs of irritation from Angel. Then full mast. CG then mish. Then doggie. Coitus interruptus. You too big. What!!

Now like most guys, (I assume) I have always felt I could use a few more inches. Even if I used a very generous ruler I would be hard pressed (pun intended) to claim 6 inches of solid muscle, so you can imagine my surprise. But she was adamant, and insisted that I had to finish mish. Mr happy was too distracted by events and had to finish manually.

Overall impressed by Angel, specially her patience, because I did go on for too long even for my liking. She promised that doggie would be OK next time. She seemed to be suffering from a bout of something that was too painful for deep pounding. LOL.

She confirmed that she would be available next week.

The following hour I visited NWS. More on that later.

Many happy endings.

Got Wood

06-03-05, 15:43

H4L,

No way it was me, been at this a long time to pull a rookie mistake like that but wish you would not have reposted my comment to draw more attention to myself. Gezzz brother!

Mbr2704

I am glad you enjoyed it and thanks for the credit.

Were you there yesterday(Thursday) by any chance? I would like to know, who spilled their guts to your fav girl Thursday!

Watch your posts about her, as she may already know who you are by now.

Peace out.

H4L

Vamonger

06-03-05, 16:31

Fueled with good intel on Mimi, I called and made a 2:30 appt. Was running early, so I called up to make sure she was available early. Mamasan said she was on vacation! What, I just called a couple hours ago? Blah, Blah we have nice girls, etc. Dejected, I trudged up the stairs.

Received a warm greeting and thought I'd try again. "I'm ___ and I'm here to see Mimi. "Oh yes, she's waiting for you!" Whew! Led to the back room and waited for a minute or two. What walked in made my jaw drop.

Mimi is a tall, beautiful girl. Long hair nearly 3/4 down her back with a smokin' body and I would judge natural C's. I told her my buddy had seen her and said how wonderful she was. When she pressed me for a name, I smiled and said, "Secret". She seem satisfied and with a few kisses, led me to the TS. TS was great with ample time spent on the right places.

Our training session was incredible. Mutual massages and a great Asian language discussion. As previously reported, she legitimately gets into the events and I'm pretty sure saw nirvana at least 2 times. Lots of involuntary hip and leg movements, lip biting, dirty Korean talk and wimpers into the pillow. Oh yeah, did I mention she has some of the softest, most kissable lips I've experienced in a long tim?

Post training cleanup and shower. Place was dead, and was shown out by both mamasans and Mimi.

Mimi
Looks: 9
Attitude: 9 (ranged fm innocent school girl to major horn dog)
Service: 10

VAM

Cheesemaker

06-03-05, 17:31

This site is not a secret. You found it. I found it. Providers know about it. Cops check it. The bartenders at Clicks know about it (and like the business it brings). Maya at DT knew about it 2 years ago when it was wsg. If someone told some providers about it, if it got him some extra tail, more power to him. That is the Machiavellian way of mongering.

Member #4338

06-03-05, 22:21

H4L:

Chill out dude. Let's not go on a witch hunt! Anyone who thinks that contributing members are the only one's to read this board is naive in the extreme. Some respected senior once observed that the lurker to poster ratio was somewhere in the 10:1 to 100:1 range. You must assume that what is posted here is reviewed by providers as well as LE. Simple fact of life.

Now that is not to say that we should encourage or condone posting members advising AMP girls to scope out our reviews and try to ID us from our reports. Certainly one of the reasons we share intel here is to remain otherwise unidentifiable.

By the same token, we don't want to stifle the free exchange of intel to the common benefit of all. Let's not become hysterical and clam up so we don't share intel.

Just my $.02.

Lax

Bill88

06-04-05, 13:09

Visited NWS to test my staying power immediately after being with Angel (see earlier post). NWS was the only AMP I visited, before I found and started to RTFF. NWS seemed real quiet. A nice looking Provider opened the door, but I wanted a lineup.

So a lineup of three girls including the one who opened the door stood in front of me. I chose. Connie B is her name. The other two left much to be desired.

TS was OK, Massage was OK too. No AR. BBBJ till firm then CBJ satisfactory. CG, Mish, dirty talk in Korean. Ask for Doggie. No you too big. What the F***!!!

Second time in less than two hours I get this comment about my average member. I guess it was my luck. So lay back for hand job.

Hand job included oily finger rimming. Very nice.

Said doggie will be available next time since I am gentle. Offered membership card. Buy nine get one free.

Many happy endings

Hobbyist4Life

06-04-05, 19:10

Hey thanks Cheesemaker. I really appreciate your cooperation. You know what I mean.

Thanks, dude.

Peace Out.

H4L

This site is not a secret. You found it. I found it. Providers know about it. Cops check it. The bartenders at Clicks know about it (and like the business it brings). Maya at DT knew about it 2 years ago when it was wsg. If someone told some providers about it, if it got him some extra tail, more power to him. That is the Machiavellian way of mongering.

Hobbyist4Life

06-04-05, 19:46

Hey 2704, the repost you mentioned is deleted.

Peace Out.

H4L

H4L,

No way it was me, been at this a long time to pull a rookie mistake like that but wish you would not have reposted my comment to draw more attention to myself. Gezzz brother!

Mbr2704

Lennox

06-05-05, 02:26

I was surprised to see down around the 12th to 15th street corridor of K street area that there is some decent WSW working these days. Nothing worth going out of your way to see mind you, but better than I've seen in the recent past in DC.

Member #2652

06-05-05, 15:44

I get to DC only twice a year. Based on the excellent reports on this board I planned my trip to stay near "Downtown". However, betrween the time I reserved my hotel room and the time I got there the reports were really favoring Happiness. Literally, as I was walking to Downtown I grabbed a cab and headed to Happiness.

When I arrived at Happiness I was pleased to see the anonymous nature of the place from the outside and only one flight of stairs to climb. Even though this was my first time there I was warmly greeted by the fat mamasan and when I told her I wanted Angel she said she was here and that she was "going to give it to me".

Angel is an attractive looking KGirl around 30 years old and I concur with the previous reports about her. She undressed me and led me to the TS where it was done to my satisfaction. She gave a decent massage and then the main event was enthusiastic and excellent. I had a Vitamin V beflore arriving so I was long lasting. She was game for that and never complained. Most everything was on the menu and I thought it was a nice touch when she brought some mouthwash after completion, which included DATY.

I found the place to be very comfortable and will definitely go back again.

Jack B Nimble

06-06-05, 12:38

Went for a visit to DT the other day, hoping for some fresh faces. Lineup offered was only four (others might have been busy) and two were definitely below most standards of the spa. One pretty nice looking, and Jay .. they were about equal in looks, so I took Jay. Not spectacular, but a decent session. She does warm up a bit on the second visit. Menu remains a bit limited and I think she needs a break (probably will come this month).

Tezar

06-06-05, 15:20

I saw Michelle twice recently at IHC. First time was an average experience and I was not too happy when mamasan brought her out again, but she changed my mind. Gotta tell you this girl gave nme the best 69 in years, ever since a girl I fondly remember at T&M in Waldorf in its heyday.

Normally I don't make a big deal about DATY but this time she just moves over and straddles me during CBJ and we were in business. She seemed to figure out just what I needed at both ends and kept moving to keep things interesting. One of the longest and most inventive sessions ever. Then right as I was thinking I was gonna end it she pushes me round and we kinda grapple with each other a bit and we're into extended mish. Both of us ended up seriously wasted.

Michelle is only OK to look at, and some silicon that's a bit too obvious, but she knmows what to do.

By the way IHC was full of Koreans, looked like businessmen. Judging from the banging, creaking and moaning in the next room, someone else was having a good time too.

slowfloyd

06-06-05, 18:29

Its been a while since I last posted and I've managed to work halfway down my List and felt it was time to report.

I've visited Pink twice since my last post and have had a somewhat mixed experience. Pink is a pro, and an older one at that. Looks wise she's at a 5-6 in my book. At the same time, she is very sweet and does her job of pleasing you very well. I won't go into too much detail re: my first visit since the second is of the more interest. I will say that on both visits she has managed to provide the most mind-blowing TS this monger has ever had the pleasure of. This is what TS should be each and every time.

Pink's technique begins with her joining in your nekkidness and massaging the body with hers. Let me explain, she's nekkid, right, plus she's soapy, 'cause its a shower, see, then she wriggles on your front and back sliding all over the place from top to bottom. The coolest is the slippery nip foot rub, AMAZING. This alone is worth the visit but then add some more playtime to the sweetspots (front and back) and you got a hell of a great TS.

Back to the room and first things first is the old Fire & Ice (which is the reason this monger's first visit with Pink is not much of note because the hot and cold sent me popping before the real fun even began). Very nice techique but it is a cbj and when you turn for back massage the cover is still on.

I flipped for what turned out to be a very decent back massage but before this is when I experienced the bulk of my disappointment. I turned over stomach down in anticipation and she asks if I smoke. I said no but she lit up, maybe she misunderstood but I'm lying there while she's taking a cig break. I was quite perturbed but since we hadn't gotten to the good stuff I decided to let it slide. After about 4, 5 minutes she puts out the light but by this time she stinks, the whole freaking room stinks.

Well, like I say, on to a very decent massage that went about half an hour but since I tend to visit during slow periods (6-8 pm) she lets the clock run over to 90 minutes for the whole session. This is not always the best especially if you only have an hour window to work with. Anyway, she finishes the back with some good to great AR and finger play.

Flip again and she raises the flag to full mast with another round of cbj. Onto squatting and kneeling CG where Pink exhibits her powerful muscle control. After a while, we change the lineup to standing mish. Now standing is not my best position so the soldier starts to tire but I manage to finish due to a good amount of her dirty talk (in English).

After finishing, she cleans us both up then she lights up AGAIN. "One minute, baby." I'm too tired to argue or to let some cancer smog ruin my nirvana. After she's done, she lays down for some (stinky) cuddling. Well, I musta done a number on her 'cause soon enough she's passed out and snoring (ok breathing hard, whatever). At first its kinda cute but 10 maybe 15 plus minutes tick by and I gotta get home. As another wise monger so astutely put, the fee is so that I can leave.

Finally mamasan calls through the door to check what's taking so long (like this post) and Pink gets up to dress me. Now my first visit came up short on time so Pink amicably offered a $.2 rebate as previously noted by other mongers. Well, I think Pink means it when she says I'm her lover because again on the second visit I get the same rebate, which in my mind makes up somewhat for the smoking and sleeping.

Overall, she's well worth the visit as long as she can focus and not take a break to sleep or smoke. I don't think I'll repeat but since I'm two away from filling my VIP card, does anyone have any other recommendations for Sun (especially now that I hear Jennifer is gone). PM me if you'd like or share with the board.

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I also visited Jay at DT a few weeks ago. Nothing more to note from what the board has already expanded upon ad infinitum other than the same excellent service coupled with fantastic looks. A true 9 in looks, attitude and service.

I will add that she has the finest, softest bazzangs that I've ever felt on a provider. A must repeat.

Bubb an Banks

06-07-05, 13:27

Was over at Happiness the other day. Mamasan lead me to the room, and called Jenny over. Not too much of a looker, but went with her after recent positive reports of this place.

Started off with a good TS, with attention paid to all places. Nice and slow to start, which is how the massage was. Then started a wonderful soft, slow fingertip massage that lead me to believe for the better. After the flip (no AR), things went nice and slow, no DATY offered or given. Went through standard multiple positions, but she didn't really seem into the main event.

I'd make a repeat visit to Happiness, but would like to try a different provider.

Face: 6
Body: 7
Attitude: 6
Performance: 6

kraft22

06-07-05, 18:12

Yes indeed things were looking good Saturday night. Saw several nice WSW out and about. Found a cute little girl who was in town from TX and she gave me a nice CBJ for 2x jackson. She wanted 5x to hit that pussy, but since she had no room I passed.
Hope that the summer season of the ho is finally upon us :-)

Crazy Dick

06-07-05, 23:27

On a visit to Royal about a month ago I was with Yoko. Who was a 100% GFE!!! The GFE started with DFK's during the TS, I asked her to join me in the Sauna for a brief dry off, and things got started in the sauna.

Upon leaving the sauna, I heard someone say Hi, and it was Sue. I hadn't seen her in about a year. She use to work at my favorite AMP in Baltimore. Yoko had done a great job of getting little Crazy going, so I just said hi to Sue. Called and asked for Sue about 10 days latter. She was better than I remembered her. This woman does not have a oz of fat on her. Has been spending a lot of time in a tanning booth, so very nice dark skin. Very nice body, if anything her top is a little over enhanced. All lessons were offered. When we were finishing she said that she feels like I'm her boyfriend and not a customer.

Went back late last week and saw Sue again. After the TS, she told me to relax, and took complete control. Best service in a longtime, great BBBJ, and Asian. She got on for a Cowgirl ride. She was into the session, and came for real, she couldn't even belive it. She told me that she came, I said that I know and she wanted to know how I knew. I've been around the block a few times. The session was very good, with the promise that future visits would be better.

Overall = 9
Face = 7
Body = 9
Servie = 9.5

As always YMMV
Crazy Dick
So many AMP's So little Money

LoveLOS

06-08-05, 00:28

Hope that the summer season of the ho is finally upon us :-)Krafty,

I think your wish is cumming true...

Monday on K loop: Quick trip to DC. Despite the rain, a lot of action available for the K loop area. Around midnight, had some social interaction of the doggy kind with a nice looking blonde that goes by Jessica, picture attached. It was a physically demanding activity, and rewarding in the end. Cost was $ plus a drink.

Afterwards, she introduced us to her running mates. My wingman was particularly taken by Colleen, and I was really blown away by Brooke. Unfortunately, I was no longer in a physical position to sample either of these delecasies de la street. Pics are attached courtesy of the website they bragged about. Street prices are lower than advertised prices... DUH.

A subsequent loop cruise @3:00am we interviewed a nice looking wsw that goes by Sky. Incredible arse. Spring is here and love in in the air. All of these western women are just wonderful, and I hope you enjoy your five minute romps with them as much as I do. However, the LoveLOS value system cannot equate street meat with the AMP fantasy as far as value recieved for funds expended.

Olympic Spa: My main event, as previously planned, for the evening was to be another visit to my girl Sandy @ Olympic. Yes, the LL has completely fallen in lust. I guess we are now engaged, I asked her to marry me, and she agreed. Damn I wish I knew her last name... It was decided that we would be equally faithful to each other forever. In other words, she can fuck as many guys as she wishes, and I can fuck as many women as possible. Can you say you have the same agreement with your S.O.?

A trip report? See my last one and be assured it was even gooderer. She did lighten her hair, which is a negative for me. OTOH, I truly discovered the kitty is even tight for the tounge. Amazing. Fantasy was excellently played, even down to the request that she cum first, a nice touch. Be kind to her if you wish to fuck LL's S.O. ;)

LoveLOS

BTW - SlowFlowyd, enjoyed the post. I obviously don't have a problem with long posts - and encourage you to continue also. If some shit-for-brains has a problem with it, let the fucker skip your stuff.

novabmp

06-08-05, 00:43

novabmp

06-08-05, 00:47

WSW in black hat blond hair and black leather jacket. I saw it go down. There was a black dodge intrepid across the street and the PD were parked in the alley right next to her. Be careful out there.

Bill88

06-08-05, 10:13

Thanks to recent reports Pink aroused my interest, and after the last episode at Sun with the heavyset Yuni, I braved a visit to Sun after confirming an appointment with Pink.

Well Pink is older than most, but with a body that is easy on the eye. Her pair are rather small. She is a real pro and while my session was hurried (I was out in less than 40 min), she apologised and returned a Jackson.

The fire and ice is to die for, YMMV . Next time I will forgo all else and ask for an extended fire and ice.

Many happy endings.

Trick Williams

06-08-05, 15:14

I saw that shit, I knew she was undercover. LE was everywhere last night. Doing stings, harassing the girls. There was even one driving around on the side walk on his motorcycle. People are gettin robbed and assaulted and all LE cares about are SW's. If you arent sure about a particular SW don't try to pick her up. Wait until you see someone else get her. The undercover SW set off a lot of red flags cause it was pretty humid last night and she was fully covered. There is also a light-skin undercover SW who does stings also. She's usually fully covered too.

Be safe out there.

Trick Williams

06-08-05, 15:27

Not sure how to post a new thread so I am putting info here. On L street there is a WSW dressed like it is winter time in a black leather hat and leather jacket wearing black hose. She is undercover as I saw it go down. Across She was on one side of L and a black Dodge Intrepid was on the other. She stays in one area and the next alley up is the PD. Thought it was hot tonight when every time the PD talked to the girls they would leave and not come back. Normally they move to another block but they were disappearing tonight. Be careful out there.I saw her last night and stayed clear of her. It was pretty humid last night and she was all dressed up rocking leather and shit. People are out here gettin robbed and shot and all LE's focus is on SW's. I saw 3 cruisers and about 4 or 5 LE officers. They were questioning some WSW. Why does it take 5 officers to warn or give a citation to one SW? Ive spoken to different SW's and they say the cops proposition them all the time.

Honoluman

06-08-05, 17:52

H4L,

How was your date with the girls? I haven't read anything about it. I remember I took Michelle from Downtown out to e-cities on a Friday night a few years ago. Boy could she move on the floor. And she wore a low cut top with painted on white pants. Oh my god was I in heaven. I never had that good of a time with my wife. She knew she was hot and wanted every one to watch her. I wish I knew where she is now as I would visit her. Now she is a 40+ year old working girl. Of course now I have Coco here in Honolulu but she is not much on getting drunk. She likes to sing but not much else. She is about 38-39 also. Of course we all get older I never had a chance to take out a few of the girls at one time. H4L PM me if you want. It brings back good memories of DC and I can't wait to get back. Of course I am going to work on Downtown to get it back to how I remember it. Bit I will alos visit Happines and my other favorite Supra.

Member #4338

06-08-05, 19:25

It was with a pure heart that I called Olympic this afternoon to set up a meeting with the future Mrs. LoveLOS. I just felt that I needed to meet the future wife and pay tribute to the legend of a man who introduced me to the pleasures of the DC mongering community (especially Kelly formerly of DT).

I arrived slightly early for my appointment and was told that Sandy was not yet available. No doubt adjusting her make-up or chatting on the phone with some charity fund raising folks for kids with cancer (as opposed to fucking the brains out of the dude ahead of me).

When she arrived she was a vision! Lovely and genteel. I cordially introduced myself and handed her $.6. She seemed to think that I would be better off if washed so I followed her lead and undressed and went into a room with a table. She indicated that I should lie face down on the table and then she began to wash me. No doubt this is an Asian custom where the prospective bride ceremonially cleanses the friends of the groom. I must say that she was particularly thorough front and back. I was very embarrassed as when I turned over I actually had an …. an erection! She didn’t seem to notice, thank god.

After that we went back to the room she proceeded to provide the bridal rubdown. I asked her if she had a boyfriend and she said no. How stupid of me!!! Naturally a betrothed woman has no boyfriend - only her husband to be!!

Well, things got a little intense after that. But LoveLOS, your future bride did nothing she should be ashamed of. Many happy returns.

Be safe.

Lax

LoveLOS

06-08-05, 23:12

Lax, Took about 15min to stop LMAO. Glad you enjoyed the prenups, thanks for checking up on my faithful darling...

NovaBump - Good call on the LE - This is probably the BEST thread to post this warning on... So many gorgeous walkers out there, it makes it hard. Most places, the lady LEs are too good to be true, that may not be the case in DC. Everybody keep your head on a swivel for official looking parked vehicles when talking to an unknown SW. Especially one that is travelling solo. Welcome to the forum, NovaB.

Just for the record. My posting of last night has several pictures which give a viewing count. In the first three hours, the first pic was viewed 100 times--in the middle of the night. It has now been up for 20 hours and the first picture has been viewed 757 times. Presumably the three subsequent posters and 20-30 regular posters on this thread did not hit reload on that picture afternoon/night long... I can also presume not every reader looked at the pics. I believe that this may give you guys the scope of the readership of this forum. Perhaps 1000 people a day may read what you write. While this may make one feel like a porn star (some of those pervs are probably jacking off to our completely fabricated stories of conquest), we must also be wise about what we say.

Be safe out there,
LoveLOS

A legend? Now that is scary ;)

Got Wood

06-09-05, 01:29

What happened to the edit button?

LoveLOS

06-09-05, 05:39

Member #27something, apply for Senior status. You have met the requrements for promotion. While you're at it, any chance you could apply for a REAL handle so #1 we can remember who the fuck you are and #2 you don't come off as a total noob?

Just a thought for all you Member #xxxx's out there.

The Edit button goes away after a certain period of time. Not sure how long, but always remember to not type shit you would be unwilling take flack about later. :D

H4L, I see you are getting real damn good with the edit/delete function, ad nauseum. Guess that advice about thinking out your comments well before posting might be a really good idea for you. ;)

LL

Got Wood

06-09-05, 09:30

LL,

I have serious doubts people on the site cannot remember who I am, other than a few that can't seem to get the numbers straight. :) I have tried to become a good contributor, sharing timely info to all that ask via PM's. Why is it we have to personalize our handle on the site from what Jackson gives us? Why can't we just be as we be (or not to be if we choose)?

In any event I have( a while ago I might add) submitted a request and received a handle that only seems to work on WGS site but not USA site. I currently have a request in to Jackson for a remedy, and await his reply/action.

Thank you for your kind advise.

Best regards,

Mbr2704(for now)

Member #27something, apply for Senior status. You have met the requrements for promotion. While you're at it, any chance you could apply for a REAL handle so #1 we can remember who the fuck you are and #2 you don't come off as a total noob?

Just a thought for all you Member #xxxx's out there.

The Edit button goes away after a certain period of time. Not sure how long, but always remember to not type shit you would be unwilling take flack about later. :D

H4L, I see you are getting real damn good with the edit/delete function, ad nauseum. Guess that advice about thinking out your comments well before posting might be a really good idea for you. ;)

LL

Hi 2704,

Senior Member upgrades are current on hold.

Please read the forum FAQ at

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=member_type_questions

Thanks,

Jackson

mattpak2004

06-09-05, 11:32

Hey guys,

Is there any daytime SW action in DC and if so where?

Thank You!

mattpak2004

06-09-05, 11:35

Hey guys,

I have been around DC at night, but having a job at 8am that I need to get to, I would like to know if there is any daytime SW action in DC.

MetalGlass

06-09-05, 18:49

I scored some change and decided to take an hour off-work for 'lunch'. I went to an undisclosed location for an appointment with a girl whose name i can't reveal. It was to be our second meeting.

After recognizing me she was charming and welcoming from the start. We went through some kind of a wet procedure i can't mention, then retired to a room where in dim light the certain pleasure i won't name was had for 45 minutes in various unmentionable positions.

We've connected better than before and certain tender post-coital activity ensued. I was given a deep kiss upon my departure, after being carefully cleaned and dressed. I left a very happy man. She is the one for me.

Alas, this is all i can reveal here. Except one thing: LoveLOS, I challenge you to a duel! There can be only one mr.sandy. Also, on my way out I think I saw Laxman sitting in the corner waiting his turn.

Figrindan

06-09-05, 20:31

My posting of last night has several pictures which give a viewing count. In the first three hours, the first pic was viewed 100 times--in the middle of the night....I believe that this may give you guys the scope of the readership of this forum. Sorry to burst your balloon, but when you post a photo, it AUTOMAGICALLY gets posted to the Photo Gallery where the WHOLE WORLD can immediately see it. Each photo has a reference back to the Forum and poster, I think.

Say, does this little pearl of wisdom get me Senior status?

Tonto

06-09-05, 23:34

Saw on the news tonite that the International Business Mall, which houses IHC, was evacuated by the fire dept today (thursday) for some kind of carbon monoxide leak that caused a lot of people to get sick. They showed video on the news but didnt see any asian ladies, only people from the MS place on the first floor.

I don't get out to the spas very often now but when I did, IHC was a fav. It would be my luck to be in a session with a great looking lady and the fire dept comes rushing in. We all take risks every time we visit a spa but this is one that I never imagined happening.

Marlo

06-10-05, 05:04

Well Gents,

I tried a few AMPs in the last week durig my visit to DC and here are my results:
Tried Mimi at Happiness. SWEET GIRL! So lovely! Incredible tits as stated earlier. No DFK but plenty of rim for about a good 6 minutes! Very little BBBJ and some scrotum licking. CG and finished doggie style with my thumb up her ass.

Finally made it to DT and tried Jessica. No DFK for me…maybe it’s the way I look? But she was good to go. Light rimming and we covered all my favorite positions.

Finally went to Eros because I had a taste for some white meat. Thouhgt that if I was going to drop $$ I should get some upscale whitemeat for a change. (After 6 years in Japan, Asian is old for me) Tried Pamela, a hot looker. Once I got there, it was the old bait’n switch. The white girl who claimed to be Pamela was no where close. But she did have 2 others to choose from…which turned out to be a plus! I sampled Nina, a hot black girl. She gave me about 15 minutes of BBBJ! He really enjoys what she does and not once did she tire or look not enthused! She went on to lick my nuts and thought she was going for some rim. I got to lace my first thumb joint in her azz. I had to stop her and let her know I wanted some pussy! We stared with the old CG then every other of my favorite positions! It was a well spent $$. Hit me on the PM for details and phone numbers.

Marlo

PS,

What are the requirements for "senior" status?

Hi Marol,

Please read the Forum FAQ

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/faq.php?faq=member_type_questions

Thanks,

Jackson

ATL Slam

06-10-05, 05:28

I saw her last night and stayed clear of her. It was pretty humid last night and she was all dressed up rocking leather and shit. People are out here gettin robbed and shot and all LE's focus is on SW's. I saw 3 cruisers and about 4 or 5 LE officers. They were questioning some WSW. Why does it take 5 officers to warn or give a citation to one SW? Ive spoken to different SW's and they say the cops proposition them all the time.I did the loop tonight and LE was harassing 3 SWs on L street, so all the activity had moved back to K. Initially saw a beautifil light-skinned BSW with a short skirt, nice ass, and huge tits with cleavage showing. She was on the phone and walking in the other direction in a hurry. I made the loop a few times and didn't see her. I ended up seeing a cute BSW and stopped her. She originally said $200 and I was like hell naw, then she said $100 and I said cool. She got in and we drove. As we were driving I saw the original SW I wanted and thought "DAMN", oh well. I went to a location, got a great CBJ, and thought "Wow, this is better than most uncovered jobs I've got." I went to doggie from there.

A very cute girl who was good at her craft. I dropped her back off and LE was everywhere!

Motorback

06-10-05, 08:04

Good to be back. Thanks to the old timers who have kept me in the loop via other channels.

LL : Sorry to have mssed your call last night. I'm sure it would have been a blast had I not gotten held up in NYC sitting on the runway for 3 friggin hours.

Loopy: U R Still D Mac of DC !

Robo: Becareful and enjoy yourself you LUCKY bastard

Rev: Whats up man?

To those I may have overlooked...my apologies...

To al of the "newbies" welcome. DAMN you bastrds multiplied like rabits during my time away. I hope you all contribute great things to this thread and enjoy yourselves. Becareful and watch what you post. One simple slip up can cause plenty of damage and tends to swing the boards favorable impressions away from the offender.

PEACE

Rickytickytock

06-10-05, 13:40

[QUOTE=Member #2942]People are out here gettin robbed and shot and all LE's focus is on SW's. I saw 3 cruisers and about 4 or 5 LE officers. QUOTE]I'm working my way through a local PD Academy, and though I have curtailed the mongering ways for now, still believe there is a 'right' and a 'wrong' way to go about partaking in such an exciting hobby.

My 'proffesional' opinion is that DCPD is focusing on SWs for three different reasons.

1) It's that time of month, quota-wise.

2) DC Council is 'looking' into gentrifying more of the District (which isn't a horrible idea, if you've been near SE lately).

3) Street-level prostitution doesn't exactly occur in front of the frickin' Capitol building! It happens in high crime rate areas, and many of the worst criminals in the city live/frequent the same areas.

Lay off of LE as a whole and try and understand that we're just doing 'our job' even if it seems pointless. If I fucking wanted to write the laws, I'd become a damn Congressman. L, K, and NY Ave are going to be BIG sting/stakeout areas for a while, as the weather heats up. Just hope there are no major murder/rapes in those corridors, and things will cool down. Supply and demand fellas...

On a personal level, yeah, it sucks. I hate it when I see cops bust someone in a way that is disrespectful/rude. Or unecesarry. Solicitation is a hard offense to prove when not involved in a sting operation. Most of those guys/gals that are dickheaded morons when they pull people over got into LE for the wrong reason, and are trying to freak you the fuck out so you don't come back.

Oh and as for PD solicitation, be it on or off duty. Well, just hope IA or a fellow officer/john with enterprising intentions catches them. Follow the 'code' (don't be a dick, think with your 'smart' head, etc) and watch for red flags, and you'll be cruising.

Peace

Trick Williams

06-10-05, 19:36

LoveLOS

06-10-05, 23:49

My 'proffesional' opinion is that DCPD...
...clip...
try and understand that we're just doing 'our job' Turtle, PLEASE tell me I am mis-interpreting the Froidian meaning here... Or tell me I am not, but please don't leave me wondering...

Marlon,
DFK, BBBJ and Greek tend not to be standard fare at DC Amps. They seem very health concious, with such misdemeaners as DATY usually being accompanied by before and after mouthwash. I've never smelled bad AMP pussy, which testifies to the level of hygene generally practiced.

FingeringDan,
You are absolutely right about the pics being on the Photo Gallery so perhaps my estimates out of whack. Two factors remain: For the hit counter to roll, somebody has to click on the pic, so the fact that the pictures have decreasing counts in the order they are posted means a significant number of the clicks are coming from the post. It is natural for the click-thrus to drop as one goes down a text list, but not expected if one is looking at a page of thumbnails. The other factor is that the thread & post is also directly accessed from that main page, driving more cross-traffic to the board. While these factors definately weaken my logic, it does not negate the point I was trying to make that there is a hell of a lot of lurking going on here from mongers, providers and LE, so we must choose our words with care. As one of our finer members once wrote, (quoted from memory, innaccuracy guaranteed) "DC is a city of wordsmiths, it is what we do best here."

2704,
Yep, it is the number thing. All the members look alike. (it occurs to me the providers proabably think the same thing) ;). When replying to a post or a PM, you gotta watch to recall which "member #xxxx" you are adressing. So you have to look up the posts to see it the number in question is a legit poster or some moron who should be shot and pissed on at his own expense. A creative handle makes you more memorable--who can forget such fine handles such as TrashMan, Robofucker, Motormouth, Loopmiester, Laxmember, Sashimi, or LoveLOST when grazing thru the forum. :p

LL

Hobbyist4Life

06-11-05, 00:09

I was thinking the same thing, Mr. LL.

What is up with that? Ooops? Is that what I think it is?

Peace out.

H4L

Turtle, PLEASE tell me I am mis-interpreting the Froidian meaning here... Or tell me I am not, but please don't leave me wondering.

LL

Wayward One

06-11-05, 00:43

LoveLOS,

Maybe you missed the line in the first paragraph that read:

I'm working my way through a local PD Academy,This may go to explaining the other parts.

On another note, two weeks ago I took my first stroll down L at night, It was about 10pm. There was an unmarked car around the corner from 15th, and there were 5 officers stopping various people as they walked by. Two nice looking WSWs were stopped and I heard one exclaim, "Working? We aren't working. It's too early to be working." They stopped into the same establishment I stopped into. I did not approach as I was nervous that LE might also stop into said establishment.

Wayward One

LoveLOS

06-11-05, 00:50

Called one of my esteemed collegues last night for advice on the expected quality of an escort encounter I was arranging for tonight in Central VA. He suggested I would be better serviced by Ms Sandy LL2B, and how soon was I ready to go? Given the escort was being typical for the breed and had failed to return my call in a timely manner, I suggested we should hit the road to DC immediately. I will refrain from posting his handle unless he chooses to report also. I hope he post as his perspective is historically good reading.

This, gentlemongers, is how epics begin when adventure is what you seek. Motorbackwards, read on buddy... "Sorry to have mssed " is the likely understatement of the week.

I still had Brooke on my mental to-do list, and beautiful Mocha never leaves the said list. Sandy was still my primary target, and my wingman was in agreement that Korean was on the menu. But never discount the thrill of the unexpected. Imagine my sheer delight in finding myself seated between Brooke and Mocha within 5 minutes of reaching DC.

OK girls, I gave it up, now you know my handle, but then, I guess you also know a lot more about me than that already. ;) Yes gentlemongers, the girls know about this site, so don't be an ass when you write.

My wingman and I decided a delicious change in plans was in order, and we left with these beautiful women to a small boarding house where we were able to enjoy their company in private. Due to privacy concerns, I will not detail how our party progressed, but be assured these two ladies are pleasant, intellegent, and attractive companions. Brooke is white, tall (5'8"), curvacious (140lbs), sporting DDs and a girl-next-door face and look. Her online photos current at this writing don't do her justice. Mocha is a dark doll baby, about 5'2" and 98lbs. She is a favorite for several of us.

The ladies were somewhat taken aback when wingman and I inform them that our party together was a great warmup! A trifecta is in order, on to Olympic. Of course, I introduced wingman to Sandy, but he had to settle-for Kelly (I think that's her name, correct me in your post). Don't get me wrong, she was very doable, but not on the same calibre of my fiance'... My table shower was a thing of wonder and excitement. The massage was brief, but nice. The 10-15 minute DATY session was mutually satisfactory. The main event, you would think would be an extended exercise given this was my third woman for the night. She rocked my world in very short order. Tightest kitty this side of the LOS. She dressed me and threw me out of the place after a mere 90 minutes. I can't wait to get married so I won't have to go home...

LoveLOS, I challenge you to a duel! There can be only one mr.sandy. Also, on my way out I think I saw Laxman sitting in the corner waiting his turn. It is a drinking duel I hope. It would be quite appropriate that we share a cold one reminicing over this wonderful woman. I believe a careful reading of our prenuptual agreement should allow for additional Mr Sandies since it allows for multiple Mrs LL's. Oh yes, that was definately the Laxmember pacing up and down the hall waiting for you to finish.

Be well all,
LoveLOS

Disclaimer: Remember, nothing I write here is true. I suffer from delusions of grandeur and conquest of the fairer sex, but I have never actually been with a woman. I really love writing these works of fiction, and hope you enjoy reading them. Any similarity to a living person is purely coincidental. No animals were harmed in the making of this work. And you thought I was a contributing member of this forum -- how stupid.

LoveLOS

06-11-05, 01:55

Somebody made a statement that implied the staff and management at the bar with no name was happy about the online free advertisement being given the joint. That assumption could not be further from the truth. The SOB has become completely unhinged about it.

He has taken strong, rude, and maniacial steps to disassociate himself from any less-than-law-abiding customers on both sides of the hobby that occasionally frequent the establishment.

Some have suggested a tip to the bartender is in order. Bullshit. Sorry Bronzy, I have to disagree with your backchannel comments to the contrary. His recent policy is that he will flatly refuse to involve himself in your behalf should you be chatting with a female at the bar. e.g.: I was drinking a non-alcohlic beverage (designated driver) and thus a lady was justifiably concerned about my LE status. Although the rat-bastard knows me and that I participate in the hobby, he refused to ease her concerns, going so far as to state he does not know me and has never seen me before. Yeah, right. He will not act as a pimp, so don't treat him as one.

I have seen three persons thrown out of the bar for using the bartender's first name.

I have seen a sw and a pimp thrown out on sight.

He cussed a repeat customer out for going to the bathroom BEFORE ordering a drink.

A white guy that looked geek-like was accused of "writing reports about me on the internet." The man's appearace was the only evidence to support the dressing down the poor shit recieved.

The last time I bid my farewells, I was told flatly NOT to bother saying goodbye because I was "just his customer, not a friend." OK mother fucker, have it your way. I suggest, and will be abiding in this myself, that we NOT use said bar with no name for other than brief contact with other clients, and then take them AWAY from the joint ASAP. Do NOTHING illegal there.

Since this bartender is no longer a friend, I guess I no longer want to be his customer. I will walk in scope out any talent and leave if not interested without purchasing a beverage. If I have interest, I will get a drink, but attempt to get her out on the first round. And I have come back for a nightcap for the last time.

This next part will probably get me banned on sight from the joint if he figures out who I am, but here's the tidbit: Some of us have been doing some recon work for an alternate meeting point with the ladies. Here's the deal--Unless I fucking KNOW YOU PERSONALLY, you won't be given details until we are clear on where we stand. We have also found room rental establishments that are willing to provide short term private accomodations for as low as $10 per person. Please have patience, due to the legal sensitivity, this too is PM only stuff to established members.

Bottom line is this: I understand our bipolar bartender is seeking to clean up his tarnished reputation, nonetheless his behavior is repugnant and wholly unacceptable towards his customers. We don't tolerate that kind of shit from escorts or SWs, why should we take that shit from a greedy bartender? Take your business elsewhere.

LoveLOS (steps down off his crate)

Seva Lurker

06-11-05, 07:21

Damn LL

I've only been to that 'establishment' once, that was the last round table, okay the ONLY, I was at. Sems a bit two faced, but then that is the name of the game they play.

I've seen it elsewhere as well. The worst being the motels that allow our ladies to stay there on occasion. One here and one in a locale I used to live had a very bad habit of frequently allowing LE to run stings one night and then expect all the ladies and their 'friends' to come back doing business as usual the next.

Of course LE has a way of making it seem they may have more power than they have and may threaten closure. Of course LE can go to the agencies that could close a place.

Anyway, when you find another locale for a roundtable. Let me know the when and where. :)

Cheesemaker

06-11-05, 17:49

Somebody made a statement that implied the staff and management at the bar with no name was happy about the online free advertisement being given the joint. That assumption could not be further from the truth.I was the foolish soul who made that claim. The claim was based on a comment said bartender made to me. But even then I had my doubts that he meant it. I shouldn't have reported that claim.

However, if I may speak in his defense regarding LL's complaints. There were a few posts in the past month or so that led to the problem. From what I can tell the tactless posts have been deleted. But some of them included explicit details to the effect that illegal activity was going on, adding certain points that could be incriminating of certain individuals. Now, you and I both know that the posts on this forum are by and large works of fiction. However, some people take their fantasies too far and give names and details that could be considered slanderous (or libelous; I don't know which would apply to internet forums). If I were in the bartender's shoes, I would also want to put and end to these games. Note also a terp fan's recent post indicating that the whole area is going to be hot for awhile.

If I may arrogate myself to the level of giving advice to veterans of the establishment, the current circumstances may require greater discretion on both their part and ours. If the bartender acts like he doesn't recognize me, I will not recognize him either. I only know him as "bartender." He needs to do what he needs to do to maintain the classy and impeccible reputaion of his establishment. That may involve taking initiative to eliminate artless interaction that may go on between guests of his who have had one too many drinks. I can respect that.

Ultimately, his precautions serve both himself and his clientelle. If his bar draws the wrong kind of attention, I see nothing I could gain from that.

On the other hand, if things manage too cool down, I see no reason that his bar won't return to former glory as a great place where I can meet a beautiful, educated woman like Mlle. Mocha, and try my hand at developing an ideal relationship with her along perfectly ethical and legal lines.

Also, LL, with all respect, from a noobie to a veteran, your recent diatribe may have the effect of burning bridges for yourself and others. This might be a time when the delete button would serve us all well. don't you think?

LoveLOS

06-11-05, 20:22

Cheese,
Your comments are absolutely right on target. Greater discretion is advised, and yes, the comments that have led to the problem had by and large been corrected on this board.

I was also about to take your advice and hit the delete button, but I reconsidered for the following reasons:
1. Any bridges burned should be for myself only. If the bartender reads it, and uses his brain, he will realize my comments, and yours, are the fullfillment of his wishes. I am putting it out there for all to read that this person is attempting to run his business in a law abiding manner! He cannot be held responsible for the behavior of the clients that frequent the place. You are reinforcing the need for absolute discretion in both what we write here and our actions in the bar.
2. Heeding my suggestions should serve to cool the place down faster.
3. We really do need a second venue in case the unspeakable happens.
4. He really needs to get back on his meds.

I may still hit the delete if others also advise I went too far. I am open to suggestion here.

LoveLOS

DcDonkey

06-12-05, 02:04

I mostly post on the Mont. Co. board, if you check out my posts there you will see that I'm strictly an AMP kind of guy. But after checking out this forum, I decided to hit the loop before I headed home.

L St. from 16-13 was packed with an assortment of SW of all varieties B,W,H, & A. It's so funny, when you're driving around down there on a Saturday night sometimes it's hard to tell the SW from the hoochies out for their big Saturday night out. There were obviously many mongers out; I saw one clown in a H2 yelling at the ladies out of his window looping around. I guess he was so indiscreet because LE was no where to be seen in the area. K St. was also hopping with SW of varying quality and ethnicities at 13-14.

Later,

DCD

Motorback

06-12-05, 08:49

Once again we are out own worst enemy. My first and last thoughts on the "problem" pstings. The establishment in question is and always has been a law abiding establishment run by a law abiding joe just trying to make a buck. I strongly second all of LoveLos's comments and add that too much info is being just thrown out there. There are several different ways to share info and I hope this ugly situation teaches one and all how to be a bit more careful.

Robo you lucky bastard call me and give me the 411 ...

MB

Jet Ranger

06-12-05, 12:29

I heard from a very reliable source that DC LE raided three AMPs last night. As we've seen previously, these DC LE visits seem to come in waves.

Be careful out there. For your protection as well as for the protection of your favorite establishments and providers, I recommend the utmost discretion in what is posted on the public board here for the time being.

Although recent legislative efforts to further restrict P4P have failed to get passage in the DC City Council, they haven't given up yet. If you visit AMPs in DC, you need to be aware of the attached letter from the Mayor. You can also track progress of this latest attempt at legislation at the DC City Council web site at the link below:

http://www.dccouncil.washington.dc.us/lims/getleg1.asp?legno=B16-0080

Smoke & Mirrors

06-12-05, 12:59

Although recent legislative efforts to further restrict P4P have failed to get passage in the DC City Council, they haven't given up yet. ]

Why would the government get rid of the amps!? "The Hill" staff would be lost without them, along with the mongers.

Jet Ranger

06-12-05, 13:16

Smoke & Mirrors,

Since when did the DC City Government act logically and with common sense?

Perhaps because the City Council can't get this type of legislation passed, LE is making more visits at the direction of the Mayor to harass AMPs, providers, and their customers. As far as "The Hill" staff and other regulars are concerned, I I have to wonder how many DC AMP customers actually live in the District and how many live in VA, MD, and elsewhere? Your guess is as good as mine.

No need to get unduly alarmed, I just posted this info for awareness purposes.

SD

Jack B Nimble

06-13-05, 09:07

Hard to believe they could have these raids and no word in local press, if people were arrested. Maybe an inspection scare? Shakedown?

Smoke & Mirrors

06-13-05, 11:55

Smoke & Mirrors,
Since when did the DC City Government act logically and with common sense?

Ask the Awesome leader Marion Barry, wait till he exhales before you speak.

I have to wonder how many DC AMP customers actually live in the District and how many live in VA, MD, and elsewhere? Your guess is as good as mine.SD

I would guesstimate most live elsewhere and travel to and fro. Exceptions are the government workers,and locals who get massages when needed. Don't tell anyone, It's a secret.

Rickytickytock

06-13-05, 14:56

I am honored to answer the questions posed by the monger-master LoveLos, and a faithful member, H4L.

As I mentioned, I am in Academy. I am becoming a LEO. Damn, why do I feel like I'm coming out of the closet or something! lol.

But, that doesn't particularly mean I am either privy to knowledge of DC info (I'm in MD) or out to 'sting' or 'bust' anyone during their hobbying trips. I actually have had to curtail the moments lately, and am quite jealous of those that have the proffesional flexibility (if you will) to partake.

Now, does this mean I might in six months or so end up busting some john or some provider? Yes. But, being a hobbyist, I can tell you that I would and will always be pleasant and sensitive to the nature of these arrests, as it would totally suck to get busted. No, you can NOT have my badge no.! lol.

I only brought it up to offer some helpful pointers to the noobs here, and apologize if I am now the Leper of the room.

Just keeping it real (if not legal)

Loop Vet

06-13-05, 15:04

Damn, my girl Mocha-Latte is becoming legendary.

KJ and LL gave some good advise, just stop talking about that place.

KJ, I noticed Senor Robasura called me last night too. I was getting some early shut eye so I'm sorry I missed his call. We need to keep him in check, you remember what happened last time he took a mongering vacation. Loverbux...

I have such a funny story but I can't really go into details. I'll say as much as I can while attempting to stay incognito, but my mother met one of my girls the other night. As much as I tried to not let the meeting happen, my girl gave me no choice and there was no chance of escape. The three of us hung out off campus for an hour or so and chatted, all the while my mother thinking she was just a friend from the neighborhood. Mom was quite taken by her. My girl, we'll call her Moni, put on no act and was just being herself, which, frankly, is a bit ghetto in manner, but not in looks. The next day my mother actually brought her up in conversation with other family members, quoting Moni's insight on a current situation, saying she had the best thoughts on the topic. Mom asked if we should invite her over for dinner so my siblings could see how impressive this young lady was. Not to say she's not impressive, but oh man, I was dying. Mom actually said to me that she thinks Moni could probably make money off of her looks if she wanted to. Ma, you have no idea...

slowfloyd

06-13-05, 16:43

Friday night around 10:00 p.m. and I had about an hour window before I had to meet up with some friends. So I donned the dark monger cloak hoping to get some early SW action.

WTF, nothing on the loop at that hour but a couple of overweight WSWs. I figured it being a weekend I could acquire some juicy street-meat but I guess the real beauties don't rise until well into the witching hours of the night.

I didn't get a chance to venture out again throughout the weekend but there's always tomorrow...

----------------------------------------------------------------------

On a completely different subject maybe it's just me but I've noticed that the tone on this board lately has been full of tension and negativity. Whether its the "unspeakable" place or just plain LE concerns, I say fuck 'em. FUCK 'EM ALL, including the sweet, sweet fantasy-fullfilling providing dreamcasters.

This hobby depends on caution for survival, that goes without saying. But I'm not gonna let it stop me from doing what (& who) I have to do. Then afterwards sharing good intel with my hermanos in lust.

My $.02, now flame me if you must.

Cheesemaker

06-13-05, 17:10

Loop Vet,

I won't call you by your given name here for your sake. But I'm afraid I have to tell you, I am your mother. I've suspected you were on this forum for awhile, now I know for sure. You just wait til you get home young man.

Love,

Mom

LoveLOS

06-13-05, 19:01

Loopy,

ROFLMFAO... You told me it was gonna happen, so I was wondering how that encounter went. I can hear it now at family reunion:
"Loopy my dear son, you gotta marry dis goil Moni. Such a sweetie, she'll make and honest man outta you; and de babies will be sooo pretty."

Mama knows best... :p You should introduce her to your entire stable and let her choose.

Latest from the Loverbux is a bit scary. Mr Cuddleybrain is liking one of those South of the border sweeties. I think I'll have to make it policy to chaperrone this ole boy whenever he leaves town. Damn, here we go again.

LoveLOS

Loop Vet

06-13-05, 22:35

Damn Cheese, I mean Mother, I thought I recognized that nagging tone to your posts. ;) Please don't tell dad!!!

Granreserva

06-14-05, 01:46

Let me first welcome myself back to the forum, though, my meager post or two more than a year ago (before the move to the new URL) hardly qualifies me as anything other than a noobie/lurker. Nevertheless, after more than 13 months overseas, with absolutely NOTHING to monger for, I am back and hoping to contribute.

Caveat Emptor: Anything I write herein is purely conjecture and more than likely the machinations of mind gone mad. Pure fiction I tell you.

This being my third night back amongst the living, and with not a drop of liquid courage in my system, I figured I'd see what, if anything, the loop had to offer on a Monday night. It has been more than a year mind you, and my hope that new faces, fresh attitudes and bad hair would make my night a success. What a surprise! I was taken aback by the quality and quantity of WSWs, BSW's, of every shape and size that worked the lanes. Some seemed too good to be true, and based on posts past, I could only assume that they were (caution being some part of valour I'm told). Nevertheless, I found a couple worth talking too, but the ever present LE (in numbers) made me cautious and I decided to head home.

Question; has anyone had luck with parking a far, walking the loop, and working from that angle? I can't imagine any of these ladies being so inclined, but then again, what do I know? Too many watchers, too many mongers.

It was a bust to be sure. First night back, and I blow it. AMP's it is.

GranDC

Motorback

06-14-05, 13:56

Does it suprise ANYONE that rubberux is falling in love down there? Loopy glad to see you back on here

Gran ...Allow me to be amongst the first to welcome you back. now for your question has been dealt with before. Seeing as your newly back amongst the living I shall not give you the normal response to a newbie mistake. If you check back through the postings you aill come across plenty of information. It's best to keep a six pack next to you because this forum is full of great information

Mike I'm just taking a wild guess here but you may be in the wrong thread...I'm just reaching for that but you may want to consider curtailing your activities forever or just cloak up on the work aspect in here. Just my .02

Mighty Spearsman

06-14-05, 16:33

I have such a funny story but I can't really go into details... Mom actually said to me that she thinks Moni could probably make money off of her looks if she wanted to. Ma, you have no idea...
Great story! Thanks for posting it - made my day :)

Granreserva

06-14-05, 16:45

Gran ...Allow me to be amongst the first to welcome you back. now for your question has been dealt with before. Seeing as your newly back amongst the living I shall not give you the normal response to a newbie mistake. If you check back through the postings you aill come across plenty of information. It's best to keep a six pack next to you because this forum is full of great information.Motorback,

Thanks for the leeway/suggestions. It might just be my rusty fingers, but I'm having a hard time finding anything specific regarding parking and then walking it out on foot in the DC Forum. I tried last night for a lap or two, but when on foot, I felt I was given the look of total indifference by the ladies. I imagine they'd rather be picked up on the spot versus having to hoof it back to some unknown location. Maybe my leering eye is out of shape. Maybe it's because they are so awe-struck by my stunningly average physique.

Practice makes perfect.

GranDC

MetalGlass

06-14-05, 18:08

It is a drinking duel I hope. It would be quite appropriate that we share a cold one reminicing over this wonderful woman. I believe a careful reading of our prenuptual agreement should allow for additional Mr Sandies since it allows for multiple Mrs LL's. Oh yes, that was definately the Laxmember pacing up and down the hall waiting for you to finish.Indeed, what could be better than a nice cold brew after a fiery hot date with our girl Sandy, is that heaven or what? Damn, I can't believe I'm actually admitting that what Honoludude said before about flowers now kinda makes sense. This one is definitely deserving of them, or anything else her blessed heart desires for that matter. (Sigh..)

Rickytickytock

06-14-05, 18:30

I suppose my biggest concearn is that people will/do have an unfair POV about my particular situation and the comments that eminate from my own perspectives and experiences.

I'm not a fucking pussy, so I'm not going to hide myself and cloak LE related information just to make people feel 'safe'. Mind you this is not a flame of Motor, H4L, or LL. But I think that fear is the appropriate stance to take while mongering.

My info has been legit and I have hooked a couple of gentlemongers up with some quality information in the past few months I've been around. But being paranoid is the way of this world. If I pick up an ugly SW or a hot SW, you better be on your toes. STD's, LEO's, Wifey discovery, robbery, blah blah blah...it's all a part of the game, and it's what gets a LOT of guys off.

Anyways, I'm getting off topic.But I've decided to go check out a lead Cheesemaker dropped off on some other board. And will report back in the PG forum when I can...see now what this pressure has turned me into!!! I'm mongering for street cred! :) Peace out.

Loop Vet

06-14-05, 19:04

thanks Spearsman, I wish I could go into further detail, it'd make the story better. The conversation the three of us had was priceless. It was funny when my girl said, "no, babes, I look respectable" as I attempted to stear her away before the meet. She said the same thing once before and showed up wearing a bright pink zip-up body suit thingy, as the neighbors were outside grilling. Luckily, this time she looked, umm, acceptably respectable. Fucking gorgeous, but not exactly Ann Taylor-esqe.

I'm counting the days for Mom's visit to end; she brought Moni up again to a buddy of mine who USED TO BE unaware of my mongering.

LL, a line-up for mom is too funny. Not much of a stable these days though. I almost feel retired.

WiseBorn

06-14-05, 20:33

LoveLOS

06-15-05, 03:58

Michael de Turtle Fan,
I have actually been mulling over how to respond to your "coming out of the closet." Actually, you have my greatest respect for having the balls to admit to being a member of our least favorite group of people. NOT being a fucking pussy is points in my book.

The reason LE is so hated here is that, from the viewpoint of both participants in the "crime;" the monger and the provider, no law is being broken. They are of age and consenting adults. The "crime" is basically victimless until a monger is arrested and his life, career, family, and reputation are destroyed. LE is then credited for having made the streets safer and society thinks that a good thing has been done. Go figure.

I have no problem with enforcement of victim-based crimes such as child abuse and child pornography, drugs, rape, robbery, and so forth. It seems the quota-focus is all wrong. E.g. Why raid an AMP? They are clean, no drugs, the employees of those we report here show evidence of making a difficult but financially rewarding living on a voluntary basis. No victim until LE creates criminals out of otherwise law-abiding people.

Now, does this mean I might in six months or so end up busting some john or some provider? Yes. But, being a hobbyist, I can tell you that I would and will always be pleasant and sensitive to the nature of these arrests, as it would totally suck to get busted. I hope that by "pleasant and sensitive," you will consider my comments when making the determination to do, or not to do, that traffic stop on some mongermobile, or to push for the soliciting bust when the traffic ticket will be just fine for your quota. Not suggesting that you NOT to do your job, but the charges you choose to bring can have a serious effect on a person's future.

Mikey, your chosen profession is percieved as honorable. I had considered the option when I was young enough for that to be an option. There are distinct advantages, but you are also looking at one of the most distinct disadvantages. Getting caught in this hobby would obviously end you career, but there are others here for which the stakes are just as high.

Your input has been excellent and your unique perspective on these issues is good for all of us. I invite your continued input on this forum. I trust you will not use information here to your professional advantage. And lastly, I hope you are not offended if I don't invite you to roundtable. :p

Monger on and stay safe,
LoveLOS

BTW - MG, me thinks you are deeply in lust. Will PM you to have that duel. We flip a coin for who goes first & who gets sloppy seconds... It's only fair.

Boswellian

06-15-05, 15:18

I used to frequent the DC Amps a lot, but the experiences got to be sterile and pretty much a bore. Back a few years ago I made a lot more money than I do now, so I could blow $1.60 without worrying too much about it. Anyway I was at dinner with a friend in Dupont Circle a few nights ago (Sette, a hip Italian pizza place) and after we parted, being a sultry night and with some extra money in my pocket, I decided to search for King Tan. I found it on a discreet street just off the main drag of Connecticut ave. It occupied a basement space and gave every indication of being a legimate business.

King Tan is newly renovated and frankly a little jewel box of an amp. It is physically the smallest amp I've seen with two, maybe three small rooms. The table shower room is the size of a phone booth, but with the pleasant touch of a warm pink light illuminating the room and not a cold white light as is usually found. The only problem is the ventilation, and the cigarette smoke of the amp girls was too prevalent.

There appeared to be only one girl working, Jake-ee. She is a big-boned girl, late 20s, good skin, but with too much of the Korean pan-face to be considered pretty. Her make-up and dress, for some strange reason, reminded me of one of the dancing girls on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In. She gave a mediocre table shower, a mediocre massage, and a slightly better lay. For some reason, I got the feeling that she was inexperienced. She knew less than 20 words of English, which made some of my more lascivious requests difficult. Unfortunately, the massage table was in fact authentic, which makes screwing an adventure. Before the fun began, Jake-ee turned-off the lamp and turned-on some sort of revolving pink light, which was a nice touch. I finally just stood-up on the floor with Jake-ee laying cross-wise on the table and pounded her. At point her head was slight knocking against the wall rhythmically with my thrusting, which was a minor turn-on.

All in all, I recommend King Tan for its discreet location and its decor, though I think I'll pass on Jake-ee.

Rickytickytock

06-15-05, 18:28

So apparently S&M didn't want his chest-beating to make him [Deleted by Admin] so he took it down. Yay. Wait, let me take down all of my posts that maybe sound [Deleted by Admin] in retrospect (possibly this one). Nah, I say what I say and stick by it.

Like I told LL, man, some people are going to act like this ([Deleted by Admin]) and I appreciate the supportive nature of his comments. Of course I'm not going to use this board for proffesional intel. Because all things point back to me, and I don't think I'll be able to fully erase my recounts of Pink, Toya, Lilly, etc. So I don't want my balls out there either.

But on a more serious note. Dammit, I really wanted to be invited to a round table. How about if I buy the first round of refreshments? Take you out for a spin in my patrol car? Give you the full arrest records for that nasty work superior? Ah, well, it would've been nice.

And, if you want my actual God-honest opinion, I feel like I'm better off being up front about my situation instead of being UCLE, even if it was in a hobby-driven way. I am what I am. Would I ever convince LL to admit that he was Deep Throat? No, and I do understand that there are probably a decent percentage of well-to-do and in-the-know people in here, and they would never ever want their stuff out there, which is why it's all about personal preference. LOL.

Well,off I am. Til next time mis mongering hermanos!

EDITOR's NOTE: Posting of this report was delayed pending removal of Personal Attacks in the text. To avoid delays in future reports, please do not post Personal Attacks in the Forum.

Woodstock

06-15-05, 22:41

LoveLOS,

You are much too kind to Mike The Terp Fan; he's a PIG, nothing but a f.....g PIG. He posts explictly about his BBBJs on the Maryland Prince Georges Co board. I feel partly responsible for getting that started regarding one particular AMP, but I have cooled posting on that shit, and in fact have stopped going there since I moved back to VA; but as I have indicated on that board, I called the mamasan, who I got to know, and warned her that a PIG has infiltrated her spa, which I think is a cool place, with some nice ladies working there, who I don't want in trouble. If that spoils anyone's fun, then I apologize. As for one who has been "busted" in a DC MP I have little regard for the Pigs "just doing their job." When I started mongering in Durham, NC, I asked the chick about LE, and she told me that there was no problem, that they did the cops. So I have known for a long time that PIGs use the AMPs as much as anyone else; they have to, they are not saints by any means! For the most part, I have retired from the hobby; I have a former escort that I see when I have the urge, but I have retired from the spas (PM for details). I check the boards to see what's going on in mongerland, and to learn that an admitted PIG is among us sickens me.

Rickytickytock

06-16-05, 02:52

So, I get the weekend off starting tonight...and my SO is with her family in Myrtle Beach until Friday. So what should I do? Sleep? Eat? Spend numerous hours staring at Halo 2? No, I go for a drive.

Let me just say...comparing DC and Baltimore is like comparing fucking Thriller to, well, present day Michael. There is NO comparison. I was out twice tonight, once at 10pm, just to learn the roads, and then again from midnight to 2am, and Christ, maybe I should just piss away the last 36 weeks of training.

Made two pick ups. I know, I know, I quit, so this was more of a 'recon' detail. All I can say is the majority of the WSWs in DC are being shipped in from NYC on like some sort of SW summer road trip. The girl I picked up was 22 and named Jessi. Blonde hair, 36D bitties, sexy legs and nice heels, wrapped nicely in a pink tank top and barely there jean skirt. She flat out asked me to 'pull the car over and take me with you already' no fewer than THREE times on my loop around K & L.

She got in and asked 'so what do you want to do?'. Hmm...here's the part where I feel bad. I was a lil liquored up and hella horny so I actually told her I'd love to watch her swallow my load, but I am no longer dating. Sorry. She took it like a TRUE champ. Which is to say...she begged me. SHE BEGGED ME TO PROVIDE FOR ME.

So of course, I freak. I mean, if this was mongering 101, the red flags would've been so high up the flagpole they'd be visible from Budapest. But...I let her stay. I told her we couldn't date tonight, but I'd drop her something for her trouble...at this point she whipped the tits out and started pulling on her nipples and saying 'but no one's dated tonight'...mesmerized...i told her i didn't understand. This is the abbreviated synopsis of our conversation:

ME: So here's .1...I'll drop you off on 16th.
HER: No baby, we'll get a room, I know a pace off of 14th.
ME: Sorry hun, here's .1, but thanks for being so understanding.
HER: Only .1? Damn...
ME: Ok woman (taking back the .1, giving her a .05) have it your way. Here we are, 16th.
HER: (Her hands now quickly down my pants tugging at the monster) Nooo baby, everyone's been to nervous to date because of LE, pull over here (behind a MARKED DCPD cruiser) and let me swallow it for you.
ME: (Grabbing my friend out of her hands, taking the .05 back, opening the door on 17th) Take care sweetie, nice talking to you!!!

Wow...must've been a bad night. I saw at least 1 marked cruiser for every 3 SW. And some were just ridiculously hot. I mean unfuckingbelievably hot. The funny thing was, I stop at the BP on the way out of town, and across the intersection at a hotel I spy a BBWWSW tumbling her ass up the steps. So...I drive by and she doesn't just give the eye, she gives the RUN ACROSS THE INTERSECTION and walks to the door, and just opens it up. DAMN I knew I should've locked it when I kicked the blondie out. Her name was Katie and she barely fit into her halter top...but was cute in a 'I'd drunk fuck her' sort of way. Sometimes I think the big girls might be a safer pick up...fewer disease, less money, etc. So she flat out said .6 for three portals, room is .1

So I was about to take her up on it before I realized that I 'quit' and let her know that I was gay and just wanted to take her someplace safe for HIV testing. That's all it took, out the door, bouncing her fat ass all the way up the Ave.

What a Night.

Cheesemaker

06-16-05, 11:44

If anybody on this forum ever thought it was not being read by LE, the were having delusions.

If anybody thought that none of the clientelle of area AMPs, sws, and escorts were cops, as if somehow that was a magical profession that only admitted the sexually pure, they were also having delusions.

The fact that the terp fan posts here and frequents some of the same establishments as other mongers does not in any way increase the amount of intel the cops have on us. It only increases the amount of intel we have on them.

If people like Woodstock keep hassling you, Mike, just create a new handle and join the forum pretending not to be a cop, like I'm sure other LE already do. Then Woodstock can go back to his fantasy world where he has access to a completely public forum like this but the LE somehow don't know about it.

My opinion, however, is that you can sometimes provide us with intel about the LE that nobody else can. And I'm happy to help you get some tail in exchange (in an entirely legal way as always).

This exchange does, however, reinforce the need for us mongers to be careful what we post here and how, especially as it relates to info that could potentially be traced back to us. Unlike Mike, I would never post my occupation or favorite university.

Smoke & Mirrors

06-16-05, 19:03

You are a waste of tax payer dollars. I have no regard for you or your Employer. With obvious reason. Go play with your swine pals. If I remember while growing up most of my friends who became LE were the largest group of Fuckups in our towns. Drug abusers,thieves, etc

The guys I went to school with graduated much like yourself, pompous, self loathing ,POS loudmouths. Like yourself some I know use Mp's and prostitutes. We are all human they say. The difference is I don't hide behind a facade that I "PROTECT & SERVE" You and many of your brethen "SERVE" yourselves on the backs of the citizens.

Go after the average Joe worker instead of the real issues. I know your kind, you have to shut your mouth to keep your job, with the other crooked razorbacks you sleep with. Have a shitty day :)

LoveLOS

06-17-05, 00:11

Small yellow bird who hangs out with a beagle,
I understand your position, but the maker of cheese summerized my position on the "Hey Mikey!" question elegantly. Well done. I am a fucking realist. There are probably dozens of LEOs in our ranks, some posting, some lurking, some taking notes, some partaking. Is being an impolite asshole toward one that has the gonads to admit what he does for a living going to change anything? I think not. At least with Mikey, we know where he stands, and his last post was damn funny. Besides, I just learned a new trick to get an unwanted chick out of the car...
...let her know that I was gay and just wanted to take her someplace safe for HIV testing. That's all it took, out the door, bouncing her fat ass all the way up the Ave.

Turtle, perhaps choosing your words more carefully would keep you from the dreaded blue [Deleted by Admin] effigy on your words. Personally, I would have love to have seen the choice words you had for our favorite [edited by LoveLOS], but alas, they are now gone...

The post of a childish, self-righteous bigot says more for the I.Q. of the poster than anything else he may spew. Let me give all an example. So that he must now stand by his words rather than deleting the post again, I will now quote and dissect the latest "Slobber on the Mirrors" drivel [comments in red courtesy of LL]:
You are a waste of tax payer dollars. [And you are not? Most of taxpayers dollars are wasted, so whatever entitlement program you are leeching off of is also a waste...] I have no regard for you or your Employer. [Actually, you seem to have little regard for anything, so this is NEWS?] With obvious reason. [sentance fragment] Go play with your swine pals. [I am sure Mikey is wounded by this... {stop laughing Mikey}] If I remember while growing up most of my friends who became LE were the largest group of Fuckups in our towns. Drug abusers,thieves, etc [Let me follow the logic here, fuckups at a young age grow up, mature, and become LE. Alterboys and valedictorians deterioate to become whoremongers with no respect for law enforcement. Alas. you are probably right.]

The guys I went to school with graduated much like yourself, pompous, self loathing [I am self-loathing too, does that make me a LEO?] ,POS loudmouths. Like yourself some I know use Mp's and prostitutes. [Do I see a double standard here? Does S&M think it is OK for a man in his profession to use MP's and Prostitutes?] We are all human they say. [...and you, Mr S&M? What do you do? Perhaps you are a LEO also, or an accountant?] The difference is I don't hide behind a facade that I "PROTECT & SERVE" [You do hide behind your internet handle, and Turtle is unique in that he isn't hiding the great irony of his personal vs. professional enigma - how about you, care to tell your family & friends what you do for a hobby. Or how about posting for us what you do for a living so we all can carve you up like a roasted pig.] You and many of your brethen "SERVE" yourselves on the backs of the citizens. [Accountants are known to embezzle funds - bad S&M, bad accountant!]

Go after the average Joe worker instead of the real issues. [I cannot figure this sentence out, but it sounds like bad advice to me...] I know your kind, [ "I know your kind..." the first four words of any sentence that ends in a childish, biggoted remark.] you have to shut your mouth to keep your job, with the other crooked razorbacks you sleep with. [You TOLD your boss you fuck wh0res for fun? I am in awe...] Have a shitty day :) [those last words were sooooo touching...]WWTMD?

LoveLOS

Boswelltheman, Dude, A NEW AMP not in the USG archives is worthy news! I apologize that with all the worthless drivel oozing from this board I almost forgot to acknowledge your post. Please post an address if known, and a synopsis of the environs (not your encounter) on the USASexGuide > States & Cities > Washington DC > General Topics > AMP Indexs. ...and a warm welcome to the DC board!

Ready

06-17-05, 07:21

Smoke & Mirrors

06-17-05, 09:32

I apologize that with all the worthless dribble oozing from my mouth

Better get that checked. Might be from all the Sw's you've been dating with the big "H".

Richmong

06-17-05, 14:02

Up from Richmond.

Visited Happiness on Tuesday 10pm. Mimi was her usual spirited self.

Good time. A little rushed. Saw a new one. Mandy I think. Looked real good about 9 all natural 36 D mixed variety. Will see her next time.

slowfloyd

06-17-05, 15:33

Tuesday Night - Went to Skye after I had called ahead to Happiness to see Mimi but upon arrival I was told she was busy with another lucky monger. I took longer than expected in finding parking so I'm not sure if the mamasan was telling the truth or if she was the "lying *****" earlier posts allege her to be.

Anyway, being already somewhat frustrated, I arrive at Skye and that mamasan delivers the devasting news that my all time favorite GFE Cookie is no longer there. What the FUUUUCKKK, the ***** apparently went back to Korea to visit family or some shit like that. "Maybe back in month or two, baby."

Seriously, I was a little disappointed.

"I bring in new girl. Young. Pretty."
"Okay.... I guess...?"
"Wait here, little bit."

I should have left then but having already been turned away from the Happy Place I decided to stick it out being that variety is the spice and shit.

Literally, the "little bit" turned out to be twenty+ minutes. Apparently, there was only two girls working and one of them hadn't been a girl in over 40 years. This older provider comes in finally and asks if I want a table shower. The confused silent look on my face as I looked over her aged features must of tipped her off because she says "I no give massage, another girl. I just shower." "Fine," I said dejectedly.

Off I go with this woman who reminded me not so much of my mother but maybe one of her sisters. How tough is that: trying to enjoy the relaxing elements of a fine table shower and not thinking how she looks Tia Tina.

She leaves me in the room and I'm left there again for another ten, fifteen minutes before the lovely "Cherry" shows up. She tells she arrived the day before and she is actually young and pretty with an innocent touch to her. Well, things are looking up. Kinda...

Mechanical, inexperienced massage. No AR but borderline decent cbj. CG then she pulls me up me seated as she lays. Followed by the dogwalk and standing mish (Damnitall, why do all these girls love the position I like the least). I take longer than usual but she is accomdating, though not in an affectionate manner, more pro than GFE for my taste.

Body-wise: Cute face 8, nice legs and arse 8, horrible bolt-ons 2. The twins look good but fake. Damn did these turn out to be the hardest rubber balls I ever felt. Afterwards, she leans over for a cuddle and her tits start to dig in and really hurt my chest and abdomen. I had to tell her to get up, I couldn't take it.

I will not repeat but YMMV. Also, given the poor time management and lack of good-looking ladies, it is this humble monger's opinion that the great Skye has fallen. Please report if your experience and recommendations are different, it is a shame to have to write this place off my list.

---------------------------------------------------------

Not to get wrapped up in the recent bullshit being spread on this board but I must concur with Senor LovePerdido, who I must say I have a new found respect for his powers of witty observation.

Personally, I don't like swine as a group. All together I believe they smell, eat and root around in their own shit. But individually I have found that most piggies have a certain amount of personallity that carries them beyond their inherent dirtiness and allows you to have a decent conversation with them.

I welcome the Tortuga's unique insight and encourage his continued funny ass posts. As long as we can PM to bail us out if we ever run up against the dark and powerful LION. ;^)

So, please can we get back to posting some useful comments. Pretty please, with a fucking cherry on top.

DISCLAIMER: All puns, double entendres, and obscure references intended.

Got Wood

06-17-05, 17:11

[QUOTE=Ready]The General Reports section appears more of a chat room than reports. Most of us are just interested in AMPs and Street Action. I didn't catch if anyone else has already stated this, but can we keep this site for the benefit of everyone, and leave the individual chats, name calling & risky details to the PMs.

I liked the format of the former Gent.Rev. (Sex Rev.) that is now gone, and this site is it as far as I know. Any thoughts on setting up a section for "LE Report" and "Other, Non-Provider Reports" so we don't have to filter through as many of these reports. I believe 98% of us have the same focus and objective, whether we're a user, provider, LE or whoever!

I whole heartily agree with Ready; the current line of posts has really turned me off to this site as I'm sure it has many others as well. So lets take the politics elsewhere...PLEASE! We have enough shit in our lives to come here to read this crap!!

This has been a general announce for the betterment of AMP goers everywhere. :)

Mbr2704

LoveLOS

06-17-05, 21:31

The General Reports section appears more of a chat room than reports. Most of us are just interested in AMPs and Street Action. I didn't catch if anyone else has already stated this, but can we keep this site for the benefit of everyone, and leave the individual chats, name calling & risky details to the PMs.

I liked the format of the former Gent.Rev. (Sex Rev.) that is now gone, and this site is it as far as I know. Any thoughts on setting up a section for "LE Report" and "Other, Non-Provider Reports" so we don't have to filter through as many of these reports. I believe 98% of us have the same focus and objective, whether we're a user, provider, LE or whoever!
&Waiting,
Since this post is a friendly disagreement with many of your points, I will start by putting things into perspective: In Reviwing READYguys posts, he is an exemplary poster and a great asset to this board. My personal welcome if I have failed to notice you before!

You make some excellent points that work in theory, but then EVERYTHING works in theory. This is just a reality check, but then just which reality are we checking, anyway? I may be wrong! A little birdie once told me that not eveybody likes me on this board. I was so shocked that I popped a cap into that fucking bird. :p

Theory: "Most of us are just interested in AMPs and Street Action." and "I believe 98% of us have the same focus and objective, whether we're a user, provider, LE or whoever!"

Reality: 100% of us do have the same focus, but only about 5% of us post. In addition, some of us have become friends and that leads to chat room style. Check my math if this is too odious a burden.

Theory: ..."LE Report" and "Other, Non-Provider Reports" would be a good idea so we don't have to filter through as many of these reports.

Reality: Why have a bunch of threads that most people don't read or post to when NOBODY stays on topic anyway? Mongers are by and large a bunch of free spirits that do whatever the fuck they choose and don't listen to authority well. Ever seen a photo section? One in ten posts has a photo attached. It takes more time to jump from board to board to get all the daily news than to skip individual posts that you have no interest in.

Reality: LE info needs to be in our faces at all times! Please don't even think of relegating our safety to an obscure board nobody reads.

Theory: can we keep this site for the benefit of everyone, and leave the individual chats, name calling & risky details to the PMs.

Reality: HAD YOU RTFF, you would probably realize a great deal of the posts you wish not to have to skip over deal with getting the risky details off the board & shutting down the serial antagonists. Don't make me have to take out any more garbage, but also don't expect me NOT to do so.

Reality: This board is what we, the posters make it. It is therefore, by definition, for everyone's benefit. If good natured banter is that odius to you, you probably need to start your own board that does not allow members to become friends. If you want more provider reports then by all means post them!

The MATH

From 6-1-05 until this post:
17 days
28 field reports by 25 members = 1.65 per day
89 total posts in general reports = 5 per day

If, as suggested, we only had 28 posts in 17 days, I believe people would be calling DC a dead board, no action. Now, if those who have BENEFITED from the posts here would FUCKING de-cloak, stop lurking, and become a contriburing member of this community, then maybe,having something to read besides a two line comment about some encounter every other day, we would be able to stay more focused on fucking!

If my math is correct, then there are two "Other, Non-Provider Reports" for each of the good ones. I am really sorry if wading thru 5 reports a day to find one or two to jack-off-to is too difficult.

Here is a suggestion: You want a "juicy reports only: thread? Create it, then, on a daily basis, copy every juicy report (or place a synopsis and a link to said reports) over to the separate thread so others won't have to wade thru all the bullshit. You would be an instant hero of the board! Monger of the year, I can see the awards ceremony now in some strip bar in NW...

And now, just so all can see the heros of the month, these are the ONLY contributing members of this forum (according to THEORY):

The HEROs of DC

6-1 Yellofvr Supra #595
6-1 kevluc GHS #603
6-1 Scorpio Rising Happiness #604
6-2 Asian Shark DT #606
6-3 Abril Sky #607
6-3 Skoniange Happiness #610
6-3 Vamonger Happiness #612
6-4 Skoniange NWS #615
6-5 Lennox Street #618
6-5 Member #2652 Happiness #619
6-6 Jack B Nimble DT #620
6-6 Tezar IHC #621
6-6 slowfloyd Sun #622
6-7 Bubb an Banks Happiness #623
6-7 kraft22 Street #624
6-7 Crazy Dick Royal #625
6-8 LoveLOS Street/Olympic #626
6-8 Skoniange Sun #628
6-8 Laxman #2 Olympic #631
6-9 MetalGlass Olympic #638
6-10 Marlo Hap/DT/Escort #641
6-10 ATL Slam Street #642
6-11 LoveLOS Street/Olympic #649
6-12 dcdonkey Street #654
6-13 slowfloyd Street #663
6-15 Boswellian King Tan #676
6-16 miketterpfan Street #679
6-17 Ready Sun #683

In summary. Readyman is EXACTLY right, this CAN be a better board, but it is up to individual members to make it so. I believe the board is for us to have fun on, but we really need more contributors of real data. A field report is not something most of us can or care to individually post every day, it takes lots of members posting when they have something to give back.

I have often said that a monger is a friend when he has personally done something to get me a nice piece of pussy.

Peace,
LL Out.

PS: Smokie, You are a piece of work. Too funny, good quoting skills too! Your comment reminds me -- Overheard at a local clinic:

Dr: So, you want to be tested for ALL the possible STD's and HIV?
Monger: Yes sir.
Dr: (deep breath, sigh) OK, how many sexual partners have you had in the last six months?
Monger: Hmmmmm, I've backed off, I would guess only about... (pause) ...30.
Dr: (cough) ... (long pause) ... Ohhhhh kay. I see. Have you been here for testing before?
Monger: No sir.
Dr: Oh, have you ever been tested before?
Monger: Yes sir.
Dr: Oh, good! Where & when?
Monger: Last time I went to Thailand...

Loop Vet

06-17-05, 23:15

That's some funny shit LL. This place would be stale as shit if it were strictly reports. It would be as boring as the former erotic review, or T E R.

Hey, I want to be a hero too :( . Woe is me, my last DC report was posted on the Los Angeles Craigs List section earlier this evening. Everyone check the link below and then mentally add me to LL's HERO list, as I hate to be left out.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=2717

Cheesemaker

06-18-05, 00:38

LL's post with the Math (I didn't actually see any math; but I think it might have been that fancy math without all the plus and minus signs) incites this post.

For over 2 years, until just a couple weeks ago, I was a lurker. As a lurker I learned everything I needed to know about where to go, whom to request, and what motions through which to go, in order to have the best experiences at DC AMPs. I also kept track of when the action was especially ripe on the K and L stroll. I even managed to decypher some codes used on the forum about a bar in the area that could help me incrrease my mongering mileage. The greatest thrill of all was following the sick and twisted exploits of a man called Trash.

I signed up for a handle so that I could see the pictures. But until now I never arrogated myself to pm any other members for info of any kind, being well aware that I had been delinquent in my payment of dues in the form of intel.

Since going public on this board I have made a few posts that I felt contributed valuable intel. But for every one of those, I found myself making at least one (such as this) that only served to help other noobies and lurkers approach this forum with a proper understanding of its nature. Like the lover of smileland, I don't think the propensity of posts of this kind will ever wane, like it or not.

To the lurkers out there I have little personal stake in asking you come out of the closet. But in the short time since I have gone public, I have already exchanged valuable intel with other forum contributors via pm. This has served as credit to my mongering account, which I can cash in at any time I desire intel of a similar kind from them. You may well consider doing the same, especially those of you who know of treasures that have not yet been uncovered in this forum. One fine soul just recently announced his knowledge of a yet undiscovered AMP. He will reap bountifully for that disclosure. Are you, sir, holding out on us? Could you use some credit deposited into your mongering account? Share your bounty with us and it will be multiplied tenfold.

But to the veterans I say, be careful what you ask for. If 95% of the viewers of this board never post (and previous posts have argued convincingly for the credibility of that ratio), are you sure you really want to read what they have to say? It may well be that they aren't ready yet. To RTFF sometimes requires a process of ascending a learning curve regarding both intel and forum protocol. Do you really have the patience to read 20x more noobie posts than at present? This would mean wading through countless previously answered questions, and adding undue risk to our hobby by giving the responsibility of public posting to gumshoes who haven't yet learned what NOT to say.

It's 12:30am on a Friday night now. The stroll is just warming up. I'm off to what the summer migration has brought to K St. this week.

Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

LoveLOS

06-18-05, 08:55

Fuck! Another awesome post by the maker of soft gooey cheese that SW's consume (I almost gagged at the mental picture that one brought up)! :eek: Well my fine cullinary expert, your mileage is indeed increasing. Another reality is that despite the urgings, they all won't come out of the closet--that takes balls and most don't have them. It seems we were on the cheese market at the same time last night. I guess a RT will eventually determine if we have now met in passing.

LOOPY, silly monger, you were AWL, so making the hero list is truly an accomplishment!! You also made the LL friend list again tonight - thanks for sharing your girl's number.

Slowboat DAMN I wish you were a SR. then your post would have been up BEFORE I left on my field trip!!!. SHIT SHIT SHIT Oh well, I've had worse.... Thx for the compliment!

I also wanted to be king of the hill on the Hero list, so I thought I would make a solo run to have some material to base my ficticious stories about. I planned as I drove and fantasized about a double back to back session with Mrs LL. Had a woodie the whole trip. Got to DC at about 1:30am and I found my first thing to rant about :mad:

If the stupid moron who stopped in the MIDDLE of the street, four car lengths back from 15th and L St to talk to the WSW thru the car window is reading this, please know you are one ignorant fool awaiting some jail time. How do I know he was four car lenghts back from the corner? Because I was the fifth car back and stuck in the GRIDLOCK the jerk created. If LE would have been there, your ass would be in the cooler now. The yoyo probably does not read this forum or he would know not to do that shit.

I stopped in to see if the Bi-polar BT would throw me out on sight. He has returned to his pleasent self. I, and other parties, believe this may have something to do with our discretion here. Left and checked in with Mocha just in case. Glad I did - read on.

Arrived at Olympic for my prenuptial bonding ceremony. She is gone, never to return. :( Kelly answered the door, and she is a really sweet girl who I met during last week's visit. I should have gone with her, but I was too broken up to think I have lost another fave and left the Spa.

I considered the fire and ice treatment to ease the pain, but decided I needed less of a mechanic, so I took my chances on the draw. For convenience sake, I chose Sky (easy parking) and the lotto number for the day was Cherry. Interesting girl. Fresh in from NYC. Definately a butterface, but the body was bordering on unique. 5'7" 90lbs soaking wet. Almost CCL, with man-made B size tits and a strong bone structure visible. The neatly trimmed muff was the fattest thing on this unit. You can often tell how a session is going to go in the TS. This TS was very average and an accurate predictor. Giving cred where it was due, it was late. She skipped the muscular training and we got right to the fun. Good oral skills. Daty was offered, and accepted, without a word being exchanged. Mish to ease the tension of that long drive. I was on the street in 45min. A fair session, but not what I had been dreaming about.

I was walking along the K st stroll and a WSD (White Street Driver) pulled up in a Caddy and offered ME a ride. A quick glance inside and I believe she probably should have paid me $ for my services, but knowing it probably would not work that way, I politely declined. :eek:

Call to Mocha-Latte. We hooked up and chilled while I recharged. She was very understanding to my needs, as she probably could have found another date while waiting for me. Lucky me, I was her first for the night, no sloppies! We found a vantage point where I could quiz her on the other girls and watch street activity is relative safety. I identified a totally hot BSW with curly brown hair. No name yet as she is new this week. What a stunner. Another I noted is a short BSW named Diamond that needs lessons on makeup. If you can get past the liner around her lips, she has an incredible body and is also on LL's to do list. :D

Three or four other girls were noted, including Brooke, Jessica, and a few other WSW's that were pretty hot. Speaking of hot, LE was out and about, and I noted two incidents of hassling ladies and one gent. They were prevelent, but there were so many girls walking around, there was plenty of easy pickings.

After I was recharged, Mocha and I went to our notel ($25 - A/C working now) and she proved once again why she has become a regular. This girl is beautiful, has a great attitude, works to please, and did not rush me even though her cell was ringing off the hook. When we parted, I did some trolling to new haunts. Found some possible bars up on 14th st. I saw three SWs on that street as far north as the upper alphabet. There is a YUM chinese takeout @ 14th and Rhode Island that has some suspicious clientele @ 4am.

Happy fathers day, be sure to give yourselves a treat!
LoveLOS

Seva Lurker

06-18-05, 10:09

LL,

Damn man I didn't know you owned a camera. Why haven't you been posting the photo results before. Makes like a bit easier when you can see the merchandise before you go out shopping. :)

You'd better have the camera thing worked out prior to making your next trip to LOS. We expect lots and lots of informative, instructional material.

Glad to hear the BT at the location is back on his horomones and being friendly again. Still doesn't hurt to be careful there though.

Trick Williams

06-18-05, 13:57

I too was out last night 6-17-05 and saw all the chics you posted in your pics... I got pretty lucky last night myself. I picked up this black and italian SW named Mikki. Got pics too, which Ill post soon. A lot of the WSW wont date "brothers" for obvious reasons but I think if I could hook up with one, I could get the others to see that not all "brothers" driving on the loop are out to rape or robb them. Its kinda messed up cause some of them have black pimps who tell them to stay clear of black mongers. Its unfortuanate they have to take this precation.

Cheesemaker

06-18-05, 15:30

The LE were out in greater numbers last night than usual, especially between 1 and 2 am.

I noticed they were particularly strident to stop any sws they saw. This isn't always the case. So they must have had special orders last night.

I witnessed 3 incidents where a cop pulled up to some sws with his lights flashing and got out of the car and approached the sws along with one or two hot girls in street clothes who were riding around with the cops. On of these involved an unmarked LE car.

I don't know exactly what was going on, and why these chicks were with the LE. The obvious answer is that they were undercover as sw's. But I never saw them on the street, just going with the LE when they talked to the real sws. Were they preparing themselves for a future sting operation? Were they former sws who went along to counsel the girls? Anybody here know anything about this that can help us? (*cough* Terp fan)

I wish I had a camera like LL. It would be a boon to this forum to be able to post confirmed photos of potential undercover sw cops -- something for all of us to keep in mind.

I also witnessed what I thought was a gorgeous asw. She was in a black miniskirt with really high heels walking alone. And she was busy ignoring cat calls from a bunch of pimps, like alot of the sws you will see out there (I think this is because of some rule obligating hoes to speak only to their own pimp, and pimps always try to get other pimps hoes to break the rule. I don't understand it, but I digress). I tried to get her attention. But she just kept walking. I made a couple more loops to find her and she disappeared. Was she not a sw after all? I know there was/is a club on K st. where I have seen a bunch of hot Asian chicks congregating before. But this one was alone. Did anyone else see her? I must have her!

I visited the bar. It looked like a pimp convention in there, and every stool in the house was taken, some doubly so. Mocha wasn't present then, but I saw her on the street when I was leaving. I said hi through my window, but she didn't want to get in. I think she's suspicious of me for some reason. But maybe she was just busy on her way to meet LL.

Bill88

06-18-05, 17:42

An afternoon reverie:

I envy those among us who are free to roam at all hours and sample the fare that we all crave. Variety is the spice etc etc.

Alas I am limited to day dreaming about Amps. My latest dream takes place in early afternoon. I enter thru the door having survived the four flights of fragrant stairs.

A surreal experience follows. The old lady tells me to sit in the hallway facing the entrance door, while another visitor is escorted out. Suddenly several doors open a veritable feast of the ladies we sometimes hunger for wiz past me as one door after another opens and they rush from one event to the next. Then all is quiet and the old lady escorts me to an available room.

The moment reminds me of a manufacturing plant I visited in Japan once, where the workers seem to move from one task to the next in chaotic harmony. I enjoy the isolation and the privacy that is usually available in Amps. But this was an experience that I did not mind.

But what followed with Chi Chi was forgettable at best. She is heavily tanned mid to late thirties with a square body. She apparently did not have a good plastic surgeon. I tried to dog her but being short, she was too low and I lost interest. For those who like heavy breathing and moaning, maybe OK. For me fake moaning is a distraction. Definitely will not repeat. YMMV

Mykonos Lover

06-19-05, 01:01

As LL's pics show it is easy to spot the SW's in DC unlike their mufti counterparts to the North. In DC it is so easy to spot em that it is almost no sport. In Baltimore the hunt is always half the thrill. You never know who is a SW and who is a civilian. Makes it fun to pull up to some chick that you think is possibly working only to find out her hubby on the stoop will be coming after you with a crow bar for dissing his woman. :)

Bingoboy

06-19-05, 06:59

I was in DC last week and decided to visit GHS for the first time after reading various reports here. I got there not long after they opened at 10 a.m. and had a session with Mimi. Long, black hair and a nice natural rack.

The outcome was good, but the build-up was so-so at best. TS was fair, with little attention paid to the good parts. Massage was typical: massage the backside, tease a little, turn over, "Whachoo want?" She was a good cowgirl, though.

What was missing was the interaction that I've had other places. Not that I would expect a GFE, but this was pretty clinical. Conversation was a problem, too. She asked me what kind of work I did, I said I worked for a magazine (I don't) and she said "What's a magazine?"

I'd go back, because it wasn't a horrible experience, but I'd hope to hook up with somebody else. I did save 10 bucks by using the coupon in the Post sports section.

Deepcoverman

06-19-05, 10:42

I'll look into where Young is and report if I hear anything. Regardless of what I find out, I'll be posting a CPHC review in the next week or so.

ChinaPunter

06-19-05, 17:14

Cheese,

First time poster here, but I definitely saw the ASW you were talking about. Black miniskirt/dress out on the loop. She was out on Friday night too, same exact intersection, same dress, so she is definitely a working girl. Haven't had her yet, but damn is she fine. I watched her ply her trade for a bit, and she does ignore a lot of mongers for some reason. Selective, I guess. But, I know for sure she was not one of the clubbing girls down the street.

I picked up an absolutely stunning wsw last night - says she doesn't do the loop much, mostly advertises in CL or the newspaper. Spent a bill on her, but she was definitely worth it. Awesome CBJ with plenty of ball licking/sucking. Maybe too much cuz I lost my load in her poon pretty damn quick. Her name escapes me (hard to concentrate when her tongue's on your sac), but did get info. She might be pricier when calling, however.

Hope to contribute more to this noble hobby of ours in the future.

Baltimonger

06-20-05, 03:32

I hit the loop right around 1 am after coming back from a concert. The pulling up of SW's by LE with lights flashing was going on. I had one LE follow me around and up 14th all the way to U St. before I lost him. I went back and picked up a blond WSW named Passion. She wanted .6 for CBJ, but accepted my offer of .4. Says she has been in town 2 weeks since coming from AC and before that LA. Says she will return to LA after summer.

Seemed kind of nice, but kind of annoying at the same time. Everything was cute to her: "There's 11th St., teeheehee." "Here's a good place to park, teeheehee." "There's a cop, teeheehee." Dammit, I hate cuteness.

The CBJ was very good. The sound effects made it better. I usually cannot finish with a CBJ, but she got the job done quicker than I'd thought it would take.

K.J. Baltimonger

MetalGlass

06-20-05, 18:10

Arrived at Olympic for my prenuptial bonding ceremony. She is gone, never to return. :( LoveLOSMy heart sunk when I read your post. This really smarts! Sandy was my first GFE and I was falling. Last time we were together, I asked if she was gonna stick around and her answer was an enthused 'yes, yes'.

Guess i should've known better than to trust a working girl. WTF now?! I had our dates preplanned for the whole summer.

I called the amp and asked if i could see her. They said yes, come on down. I shall go and see tonight if that's a regular switcheroo-at-the-door trick, or if she's really still there. In either case my day is shattered.

Sweet Pea

06-20-05, 21:47

Baltimonger

06-20-05, 22:34

K.J. Baltimonger, were you living after midnight as well? Great show last night I thought. Last time I saw them was at the capital centre.

I definitely need to get out to the loop these days. You know it's a bumper crop when hot ASW's are out there.

I took the city 'bout 1am
Loaded, loaded
I'm all geared up to score again
Loaded, loaded
I come alive in a neon light
That's when I make my moves right

I just realized the great irony of that song with my mongering trip last night.

Halford is GOD

My original intent was to hit an AMP on the way back home. A quick run of the loop showed a buyer's market. There were even a few up on M St. I saw a couple of the Fed LEO's hassling a SW for going up into an alley of a Federal gov't building with a date. She was yelling out to them with a smile that she wouldn't go up in that alley anymore.

One interesting thing I saw was a cab driver who was obviously a pimp. I had pulled to the side, and this cab pulls over in front of me. A BSW gets in the back, hands him money through the little cash door in the back window, lights up a cigarette, and gets out to go back to work.

K.K. Downingmonger

Figrindan

06-21-05, 19:12

You guys sure are naive if you think AMPs take appointments.

Do you think they have some fancy shmancy computer program where they type in the girl's name for a certain hour whenever someone calls up?

Do you even think they have a little notebook that they jot down times and names, and then they check the little notebook every hour and every time the doorbell rings to make sure the girl is available?

However you think they do it, I guarantee you they are NOT doing it. There is NO benefit for them. When you walk in the door with an "appointment", whatever they have done beforehand has NO effect on whether they get your business. Either they will apologize for the mistake, or you will get lucky and that girl is available, or you will walk out in a huff, or any other possible outcome you can imagine. But all these possible outcomes are EXACTLY the same possible outcomes if you DON'T have an "appointment"!

Sorry, off my soapbox for now.

Tony Terrific

06-21-05, 19:13

I routinely head to Baltimore after my 11pm to 7 am shift because I can always find SW there. Where can I find DC SW during the daylight?

Thanks for any info!

Tony

WiseBorn

06-21-05, 20:55

I took the city 'bout 1am
Loaded, loaded
I'm all geared up to score again
Loaded, loaded
I come alive in a neon light
That's when I make my moves right

I just realized the great irony of that song with my mongering trip last night.

Halford is GOD

My original intent was to hit an AMP on the way back home. A quick run of the loop showed a buyer's market. There were even a few up on M St. I saw a couple of the Fed LEO's hassling a SW for going up into an alley of a Federal gov't building with a date. She was yelling out to them with a smile that she wouldn't go up in that alley anymore.

One interesting thing I saw was a cab driver who was obviously a pimp. I had pulled to the side, and this cab pulls over in front of me. A BSW gets in the back, hands him money through the little cash door in the back window, lights up a cigarette, and gets out to go back to work.

K.K. Downingmonger

I never heard of that are you sure she just wasn't giving him cab fare?

Baltimonger

06-21-05, 21:07

I never heard of that are you sure she just wasn't giving him cab fare?
She wasn't in the cab before he pulled up. She walked across the street, got in, handed him money and got back out.

Loop Vet

06-21-05, 21:29

a lot of cabbies often act as personal drivers for girls. They exchange phone numbers and what not and get rides from the same cabbie daily. I've spoken to a few girls with the same situation. These DC cabbies will go out to MD or VA and pick the girl up for their shift, work for fares through the night, and then drive the girls home. Usually it's the more experienced girls who have no pimp (in the traditional sense of the word at least). Whether sex is exchanged, I don't know, I've only been told something along the lines of "hell no!" My guess is she was picked up with no cash on hand and promised the guy cash after a date. The relationships are usually volatile as I've seen little respect given to the drivers, and vice versa. I'm sure it empowers the cabbie to collect at the volatile times, rather than run a tab. Just some of what you see in the DC scene.

Either that, or he was a pimp. :)

NC Hunter

06-21-05, 21:33

I am planning a trip to DC within the next 45 days and want to know if the atmosphere has changed since I visited last year. Do the SW's not date black men?

I saw a thread on the Cali board where WSW's were not offering their services to black men as a general rule. I noticed that to the be case in many U.S. major cities when I was younger and encountered just a little since I've reached 50 but I need to know the current D.C. atmosphere.

Can a 50 year old black man, cruise and pick the SW of his choice, regardless of race?

Thanks in advance for any responses.

NC Hunter

ATL Slam

06-22-05, 00:47

WiseBorn

06-22-05, 13:00

LoveLOS

06-22-05, 13:03

I think it is less a matter of race than of appearance. The bette girls tend to avoid the ghetto boyz. A welll groomed and dressed monger such as yourself should have no problems. Check you PM.

LL

Rickytickytock

06-22-05, 15:12

First off, big ups to LL for such a quality post (particularly because I saw all of the women you were able to snap photos of)...and after hearing of some interesting LE movements, my interests were piqued.

Last night was empty along the K&L for at least a full hour between 12:35am and 1:15am...which I found surprising. Especially along K street, the drive-thru lanes were scarce of anything, even mongers.

I did spot a trio of WSWs and one BSW out and about along 14th and 15th, but seeing as how the whole pack hadn't arrived, I wouldn't have reccommended stopping for any of them.

Lately DC LE has had a primary focus of incall services (and some of the more notorious AMPs) as their chosen targets, but I believe the next few weeks will prove to be hotter on the streets than anywhere else. The 4th is approaching, Nats have a homestand coming up. Just a hunch, and if last night is any indication of what's coming.

Around 2:15am everything was picking up. There were at least three dozen women out, and I even spied a CD in horrible drag near Thomas Circle. I saw one I wanted to talk to, but she apparently had her Ho Cloaking Device on. As everytime I got to turn around she was gone. A cutie, about 25, white with dark hair, pink jacket, short jean skirt, black heels. She was hard to find. I recognized her from a CL ad and wanted to get some intel from her.

Here's where the story gets a little interesting. 3:00am, and I get back to the loop after heading up NY Ave to get some gas and a drink. Loop still smoking with women, and some obnoxiously aggresive pimps. I saw one chubby guy in a black t-shirt with horrible dreads and jean shorts going drill sargeant on some poor girls...I had half a mind to start something before I noticed the girls pimps had arrived, and promptly made ass-hole wanna be pimp run like the ***** he is.

I saw at least three hot HSWs and two ASWs, which caught my eye, but they looked like they were there for one upscale date and then calling it a night. One ASW in a long black dress and heels was uncontrollably hot. They were right to leave when they did, because LE was out in force. It looked like a Ho Hit Squad had been ordered. Maybe they think it was a Ho that stole Chief Ramsey's cruiser?

LOL, literally, I saw tandem riders (two marked cars and one UCLE) not patrolling, but FLYING up and down. They were out to bust tonight.

By my count, there were no fewer than 6 busts in a 15 minute span. I shit you not, even as far up as north past Mass Ave on 15th in front of the Hotel. There was a monger-bender accident along L two hours earlier, but cops had let the hos work during that time. But like I said, they were out to grill some john meat tonight, and they got it. Now, I feel bad for saying this, but damn, it was a funny sight to see no less than 5 working girls, heels off, boobies up, ass out, SPRINTING towards 18th and 19th M street. I suppose its hard to make a quick get away in those clothes. But I knew that meant their pimp had been picked up and they had no ride, so I did wonder what became of them.

As for the Cabbie Pimp thing. No clue, as I am not that deep into the DC street scene yet, but I did happen to get propositioned by 4 different chicks in cars, which I had heard of but never really believed. This one fat chick in a red olds from Maine stopped dead in the middle of Mass on my way home at 3:45am and told me she'd suck my dick for ten dollars. Talk about ambush marketing. I declined, of course.

Peace and be careful.

Granreserva

06-22-05, 15:22

Following the advice of Bosewellian, decided to give King Spa a shot, right down 20th from Connecticut. It was a weekday trip, and with the Spa location right next to some Argentine consulate, foot traffic was everywhere. People hanging out on the stairs down to the front entrance of the Spa (Spa is located in the English basement of a row house on 20th), and kids playing all over the place while their parents applied for visas, made for an interesting entrance. Nevertheless, after several walk bys, finally rang the door. Rang the door again. And again. And again. Nothing. No answer. Tried calling, but it just kept ringing. Gave up and headed across town to Happiness (review below).

Lauren @ Happiness: At least I think that was her name. Nice enough girl, ok visit for my first time to this spa. Nice shampoo with body-to-body slithering that really gets me primed. Main event was fairly standard, fairly mechanical; cg, rcg, mish to finish standing up against table (which was the best part). She has some good vocals, but at times, a little tiresome. Probably a YMMV because she did come highly recommended.

Overall; a good session and worth recommending. I doubt I'll see her again, but others should.

Face: Better-than-average to Good (cute girl)
Body: nice, 5'4"ish, 115, b/c cups,
Attitude: Nice, if a bit theatric
Service: Good

Made a run around the loop last night (Tuesday) and was surprised that WSW’s out numbered BSW’s by 2-to-1. Not much traffic, which was nice, but LE was out in force. One of the WSW’s came up to say hi, but I bailed thinking that this one was far too good to be true. Something about the way she carried herself that just didn’t fit. I’m not sure if anyone else has come across her before (don’t know her name), but she has an enormous and elaborate tattoo across her entire upper-back/should blades. Fantastic body to match. Oh well. Caution ruled the night.

GranDC

Ready

06-22-05, 16:41

Face: Average
Body: Tight, 5'5", 110, A Cup (I prefer naturals as to bolt-ons)
Attitude: Nice, but very rushed & juggling customers as only provider that evening
Service: Very Short, but Good - Standard DC Services; just 30 minutes as to 1 hour paid.
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This was my second visit with Pink, and unfortunately I picked the night she was the only one working (along with Mama-san) and that doorbell seem to ring every 10 minutes… did not ring at all my first 2 visits.

No body-to-body shampoo this evening; Mama-san gave me my table shower along with a number of other guys that night. I arrived, only to watch a juggling act… Mama-san collected, and left to TS another customer, Pink gave me a back massage, then I went in with Mama-san (as Pink serviced another customer) for a good, long scrubbing (no extras, & not requested), then back to the room for what seemed less than 10 minutes for the standard DC Package with Pink. No ‘Fire & Ice’ like last time, and I was looking forward to it.

Pink apologized for being rushed, gave me my souvenir pin and signed my VIP card; all in less than 30 minutes. I left satisfied, and I’ll return hoping it will be a good visit next time… I’ll verify more than one girl is working next trip.

The location still sucks to me, with the LE around MCI Center and the potential of waving at my friends going to an event across the street.
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Unlike NoVA, I think most of us would probably consider Nude, CBJ, CFS, 69 and DATY as Standard DC Services vs. a HJ in NoVA. I would consider Asian Rimming, Greek and BB Extra Services.

Mundane

06-22-05, 20:10

Gran,

I had the same experience at King Spa last week. Alhough an earlier trip there had been one of the best experiences I had ever had at a AMP made me try again an hour later. This time the door opened and I was led in by Mamasan. I did not get the girl I had last time (I think her name was Coco or Mimi, not positive). This time. I got Jackee.

The previous review of Jackee was dead on. I didn't necessarily find her "big boned," but then I'm a pretty big guy myself. She is fairly tall, with enhancements. But her legs are slim and long. The massage was short, but she closed it out with a topless massage. Dragging her long nipples across my back and ass. She definitely had my interest before the flip. Her English was lousy, and although I asked for only a bit of "conversation" she slipped on a raincoat and took me into the rainforest. Decent ride there, and then we met the missionaries. I usually don't like wearing a raincoat, and usually can't complete my mission while wearing one, but she was pretty enthusastic and helped me finish my journey.

Dc Travel 2003

06-22-05, 22:39

<quote>
Can a 50 year old black man, cruise and pick the SW of his choice, regardless of race?</quote>

As long as you are by yourself, you should be fine, especially since you are an older man. As a young guy, I never add problems as long as you are not dressed like a thug.

Leading

06-23-05, 04:40

Cheesemaker

06-23-05, 14:06

Guys,

I need some help here. I'd appreciate your pointers as I have never done this. I am browsing this forum but I am lost with all the reviews as some you seem quite experiencing in this. I need some AMP suggestions for a first timer and guidance how much should I expect to pay. Also what verbage should I use to let them know that I want the whole deal.

TIAOK, Leading. I'll take you at your word that you already RTFF. I have to admit, at this stage in the forum's development, it might be hard to find the basics. But, to let you and others know how easy it is if you use your noggin, I selected the "search this thread" option in the Washington DC 2000-2004 archive thread, and typed "amp basics." It took me right to a 2003 post by the Might Spearsman that included this helpful link.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/ampdude/newpage.html

Add to the info on that page the helpful AMP Index in this forum, which includes AMPs arranged geographically, and lists providers at each AMP that earned positive reviews. And you should be good to go.

I think I speak for the whole board when I say to you, Leading, that this info comes at the condition that you tell us about your experience. Failure to do so will make it considerably more difficult for you to get info here in the future.

Bill88

06-23-05, 16:46

My dreams have started to become repetitive. Only the scenery changes.

Nice looking provider opens door and lets me in.

She asks, "Have you been here before, Honey?"

I answer truthfully, “No".

"Do you want shower?" She wants to know.

"Of course." I reply.

Off to the races.

Nice TS massage, otherwise no deep cleaning for AR.

In room to make my mission clear I lay five Jacks. I want everything.

No AR. No tongue bath. “Turnover Honey.”

BBBJ to begin then CBJ then CG then mish followed by doggie, all in a blur of maybe ten minutes. Powerful muscle action at the finish. In and out in 40 minutes max.

Will not repeat. As usual YMMV.

MetalGlass

06-23-05, 18:33

Yellofvr

06-23-05, 23:21

Lucky Greedy

06-24-05, 00:16

I was in you guys' neck of woods this past weekend, and visited CPHC after checking out all the reviews. As it was Father's Day weekend, it was relatively quiet. Met this girl (can't remember her name now?) who had just started at CPHC after living in LA for some time. Face about a 6, body a 7-8 with very nice skin and natural A-B cups. I was in the mood for larger cups but it was late when I got there. Quite excellent English I might add which was a bonus. After laying down the house fee, had an acceptable table shower. Tested out the new electronic massage chair (my thought was "shouldn't she be doing what the chair is doing?) and then moved to the bed where we went through the routines. Overall the experience was a 6 and maybe a 7 because of her good attitude.

Leading: the regular posters here will ask you to go through the FAQs and search the threads before asking for specifics. LL listed two good links for AMPs in its thread. Check that out and then go from there.

LoveLOS

06-24-05, 01:20

It is with mixed feelings I direct your corporate attention to this post on the Balto board. Robie is a DC Don emeritus, and has given much to this board. I personally thank him for his contributions and wish him well in achieving that which I failed so miserably at earlier this year.

OK Newbie,
My best suggestion is to go to the post above and read it very carefully. Here is another you can consider. Quit now while you still can! I mean, think of your family--I have fucking had a two hookers before taking my real SO out for our anniversary! That's fucked up, IMHO. If you go to an AMP, you are 90+% likely to get an incurable case of yellow fever that will probably re-occur throught your lifetime. Treatment will cost you thousands of dollars. Avoid the places at all cost!

If you're still reading and determined not to take the advice of two USG Dons...Dumb fuck! I will be kinda nice and point you in the right direction. Go to the following posts and read:

2005 AMP Index January - April
List with Addresses and metro stops
Some edits to The 2005 list
2004 Amp index January - August
2003 Amp index

Here is the cost question answered by the ampmaster extraorginaire:
I'm sure that you could stay more than 1 hour, but obviously both the house fee and the expected tips would be greater than the standard fees for 1 hour of $60 house and $100 maximum tip, depending, of course on services rendered. The extra amount would vary from AMP to AMP but would most likely be about the same (1 1/2 hours = $90 house fee, 2 hours = $120 house fee, etc.).

Put your glasses on and start reading!Note the last sentence. I'm not going to tell you the passwords and what to say, nor do I suggest others be too quick to answer! That information IS clearly posted on this forum, which includes the 2000-2004 General Reports. But since this you your first post, we really don't know if you are a LEO or not, do we? Either way, do your homework.

In honor of his retirement, I offer this kind PSA for your entertainment:
Dear (Fill in your Screen Name here):

You are being referred to this form letter because I don’t want to create a unique response to the very type of question(s) you asked every time the need arises. It is inefficient, people take such things too personally, and any resultant discussions take up too much bandwidth.

If you are new to this board, with fewer than three posts: You are a newbie. You are an innocent babe. Perhaps not innocent in the ways of mongering, but innocent in the culture of this board. You didn’t know that general help questions such as the one(s) you asked are seriously frowned upon in the MD/DC/Northern Virginia forums. You are hereby forgiven your transgression because you are still metaphorically wet with embryonic fluid. Your penance is to do a Forum Search for posts from our legendary Don Emeritus TrashMan which you will find both very entertaining and exceptionally informative.

The latest compendium of AMP intel, compiled by our esteemed Don LoveLOS of Virginia,
See links above

For current AMP intel, please RTFF. YMMV.

There is no compendium for escort or SW intel, please RTFF. YMMV.

If the above information doesn’t answer your question(s), please RTFF. (This is our acronym for Read The Fucking Forum, and is used casually, as in this case, and derisively, as you will read below.) Your question(s) will most likely be answered within a few pages back from today. If you have any specific questions after some light RTFF’ing, you need to RTFF back further and/or utilize the Forum Search link on the left side of this page. If you still have specific unanswered questions, you are encouraged to ask them in the forum. We are a forgiving lot, but repeated asking of stupid questions will get you flamed.

Please post reports on your adventures as it makes this board a richer place. We all come here to learn from other’s successes and failures. What you have might be intel another monger needs. Keeping intel to yourself invokes the perversity of the Universe and you will find yourself not getting the intel you need.

If you are a 4+ post-count Regular Member: Consider yourself an honorary Senior Member for the duration of this form letter.

If you are a Senior Member: Why the fuck are you asking such (a) stupid fucking bullshit question(s)!? Why the fuck are you so damn lazy!? What the fuck is your major malfunction Pvt Pyle!? Your question(s) is (are) a jelly donut Pvt Pyle!!! Have you suffered some major brain trauma!? Do you come from long line of inbreds!? If you are a local Senior Member: Furthermore, you’ve got to be a fucking moron, considering the flame wars sparked by stupid fucking questions like the one(s) you just asked. Are you so mentally defective that you didn’t learn the first time you got your ass flamed for doing this same stupid fucking thing!? If you are an out-of-town Senior Member: Furthermore, you must come from a place where stupidity is not only tolerated but indeed a desirable reproductive selection trait.

If you are a Senior Member: Now go RTFF before somebody puts your dick into a literary meat grinder!!!! RTFF!

Thank you.
Robux

This has been a public service announcement.
Best Wishes Robux.
LoveLOS

P.S. MetalNGrass - Dude, if you find out our S.O. is still there PLEASE PM me! TIA. -LL

Mighty Spearsman

06-24-05, 11:57

I'm honored that not one, but two of my distinguished colleagues (LoveLOS and Cheesemaker) have quoted me during the last few days.

And everyone is right - RTFF!

However, I did some digging and found some info that I wrote in previous posts, that might be worth repeating (yes, I'm being too nice :) ):

Most Asian Massage Parlors, or AMPs, offer CFS (full service, meaning regular intercourse with a condom) and CBJ (covered blow job, meaning they put a condom on your dick). The girls are usually cute and in their 20s and are dressed in lingerie. Your session starts with a table shower, where you lie naked on a table in the shower room and the girl washes you down, both front and back. Very nice! Then you go back to the room, receive an actual massage, then the extra activities. Normal cost is $60 for a 1-hour session, with a tip of $100 to the girl for the CFS.

Advice:

a) it's always better to pay for an hour at a full-service AMP, NOT the 30 minute option. No point in having things rushed, also many spas won't include a table shower in the 30-minute option. Most spas charge $40 for 30 minutes and $60 for an hour, so the cost difference is not much. Some AMPs (such as the Sun Club on G and 6th) even have coupons in the Washington Post, where 1 hour only costs $50.

b) always strip down as quickly as possible to totally nude, even if the mamasan hasn't left the room yet after taking the house fee from you. That way they'll know that you're not a cop (I've been told this more than once from both employees and owners of both MPs and AMPs).

c) treat the girl like a girl friend and not a piece of meat. I usually give a hug and kisses on the cheek as soon as I can, also give her a quick shoulder massage while she's standing there, sometimes a quick foot massage.

d) if you know that the place is a full service place (RTFF - in 30 seconds you'll know!), then a good time to leave the tip is right after the table shower, once you've come back to the room but before anything has started. That way the girl knows that you're serious.

e) don't be cheap and try to nickle 'n dime the girl with your tip. For most AMPs the expected tip for FS is $100.

f) most places will ask you if you've been there before. I always lie and say yes, unless the place has just opened recently. I usually read WSG (oops! USA SG) ahead of time to research the name of a girl who received good reviews but is not longer there, then I quote that's girl's name by saying "Yes, last time I was with Coco, she was very nice"

g) last and most important, always read USA SG ahead of time to acquaint yourself with the place you intend to patronize. That way, you'll not only learn some of the girls' names, but you'll get a good idea of what services are available, and whether the place is HJ-only or FS.

Now, put on your glasses and start reading!

MeeGook

06-24-05, 12:00

After lurking and RTFF for a few weeks, I finally got up the courage to make my first visit last week.

Went to Happiness in the afternoon assuming it wouldn't be too busy, but had to wait for about 20 minutes. Mamasan asked if I had been before and I said not here but other places in the city. Was too nervous to ask for a line up. I ended up with Pink -- I don't think she is the same as the other (2?) that have been mentioned on this board. She had a cute face in a Korean way (kind of flat with a small nose and chubby cheeks) about 5'6" (168cm), natural D's and a soft / sweet personality.

TS was quick - would have liked for it to have been longer and more like those described by others.

Massage was half-assed. I think I made the mistake of trying to touch her right at the beginning of the massage which led to a discussion of the menu. I'm thinking if I had waited a little she might have done a better job of massage and tried to tease me a little?

As it was, I was just looking for HR, being nervous, my first time, and not really knowing what to expect. She told me the menu prices were .6/.8/$. I unfortunately was under the impression that the range was .4/.7/$ based on my research and had only brought enough for that (.6H + .4T). She told me prices were set among all 3/4 girls that were working there and she couldn't break ranks. I apologized, told her I didn't have anymore. She proceeded with massage, and after a few minutes seemed to reconsider but told me next time I had to pay full price. At that point she took off the towel and put oil on my back and continued the uninspired massage, flipped me over and proceeded with the HR. She wouldn't let me touch her which was a disappointment. Total session lasted maybe 40 minutes. Oh, and her english wasn't very good.

My ratings:

Face: 7 - cute
Body: 7 - nice natural rack
Attitude: 6 - nice but lazy
Service: 3 - TS, massage and HR were all disappointing

Obviously YMMV -- given my lack of experience.

I am thinking of visiting either GHS or BT next. I do like to get a good massage as part of this experience and heard that BT was the place for that. Any advice to make my visits better would be appreciated.

Oh, you all may know this already, but Pink said that the girls work 20 days and then have 10 days vacation and that they tend to stay in one city for a few months and then rotate. Maybe she was BS'ing me.

Peace. MG.

Member #4338

06-24-05, 13:15

MeeGook (interesting handle?):

First, a hardy welcome to the board and congratulations on moving from lurker to contributer status. If only more lurkers out there had your courage to jump in and join the USG family.

That being said, I don't doubt that you're disappointing experience at Happiness was directly proportional to your unwillingness to go for the full ride. In my experience, DC AMP girls are expecting their customers to go for FS at the standard gratuity of $ for the hour. They don't get any of the $.6 house fee so they are completely dependent on providing service for the tip to see any $. Expect to continue to be disappointed in the DC AMP experience if you do not opt for the FS. If HR is what you are after then I suggest you try MD or NOVA.

Good hunting.

Lax

LoveLOS

06-25-05, 01:14

I had a very small window of opportunity today. I popped into Royal for some afternoon delight.

Now as a complete noobie and because I have not yet RTFF & I am too fucking ADD to care, I had not done my homework on who to ask for. Lotto time. I opted for the half hour with the TS. [Sorry Spearguy, all I had was half an hour and I'll be damned if I want to fuck a chick smelling like I did after the heat today].

With no experience, I didn't know what to do, and so I asked the mamasan for the prettiest girl and told her I was in a hurry today and "only half hour." She didn't ask me if I had been there before so I didn't have to lie. I drew the lotto and got Linda. About 5'6", Streaked brown hair with a wave, Perfectly formed, soft, but man-made, funbags; and an otherwise incredible body. We joked about our ages, so I don't know hers, but I would estimate mid 20's. Those who read LoveLOS know that a proper Asian girl needs to have BLACK hair and natural tits. OTOH, I have to give this one credit for being a stunner anyway.

She walked in the room and gave me a hug and kiss! WoooHoo. Good vibrations! I gave her the .4$ and was nekkid by the time she returned. $ was under the watch™... TS was very good with proper attention to the proper parts. Lookin good.

Without a word as to services required, she got the proper equipment and returned to the room, stripped and got to work. Again without a word, DATY and then full blown 69 were achieved for a nice long time. She finally got horny and decided she needed little LL in that very wet slot. A great romp session with her doing most of the work ensued. She finally started with a little of that nasty "cum in my pussy" talk. Little LL simply puked his brains out.

Cleanup, hot towel, cold water dress and out of there, next appointment never knew how satisfied I was. Wish I had the time for the full treatment to find out if the muscular training session was as good as the main event. I have decided the trick to having a good AMP experience is for the mamasan and provider to just do their jobs and not ask stupid questions they know the answer to already... :p

Face: 8 - pretty
Body: 9 - fake rack, but perfect
Attitude: 9 - Great!
Service: 8 - Recommended and hope to repeat.

Yo YouGook, Welcum to the machine. Helluva first post, thank you for de-cloaking. Lax summed up well. I have never tried to get anything but FS, and I shit you not in the above fairy tale, I would have had to raise hell to avoid getting my brains fucked out in that encounter. Only other comment is that, based on what I have seen posted recently about Miss Pink, I think her popularity has done her in. She is now too busy and too jaded for the top marks she recieved a few weeks ago. Time for her to rotate out. This is why I took the lotto @ Royal rather than try this dolly.

Lead, Please note the difference in welcome that TheGook got just because he used the proper perscription. Read the directions first before raising your hand. I am pleased to see so many "young" members here are on track with the proper response to a DUH-NOOB question. It warms a curmungen's heart.

Lastly. Spearchucker, you are tooooo G_d Damned nice for your own fucking good. Can't you ever write a post that pisses somebody off? I try to on a daily basis. Geeeze, I thought you knew your stuff, why'd you have to research your own stuff to find your list-a-tips? I gotta figure out how to make you MEAN. And when the hell are we gonna share a cold one? :D

LoveLOS

PS Lax - Any word on future Mrs LL? MG got the same drill I did. Is she just on the rag or gone forever? -Brokenhearted LL

MrSunnyHills

06-25-05, 10:17

LLos,

Now you've got me curious. I had a Linda with streaked hair, decent fake boob job about 9 months ago - either at Happiness or Royal. (Time fades my memory of places so close together).

Since it's well within my lunch walking distance, perhaps it's time to give it a try. Sure wish my out-of-state property was doing as well as the local market, low funds make it tough.

I'll report if I do - or maybe I too will do the Lotto thing. It's tough when you have to do your research in advance, not being able to browse such wonderful sites from work :-(

Ciao

Honoluman

06-25-05, 15:38

How is the stairs at Downtown? I am told that they have cleaned them up and are burning incense to help rid the foul smell. It looks like I will be back in DC for good on 1 July, 05. Let me know if it is better or worse. I am to help them create an atmosphere that will attract customers back to the place. Of course if the smell is so bad that you don't want to do the deed then who will come. I told them to bring back Maya (she is in the states LA(?) but not working here). Bring her back and they will come. I guess I will find out next weekend. Guys let me know, either here or PM.

Member #4338

06-25-05, 16:40

LL:

Sorry about the unfortunate break-up between you and the prospective bride. I know that you must be devastated that Sandy left you at the alter all spiffed up in your powder blue tux, ring in hand. I'm glad to see that you are carrying on through the pain and finally getting out and dating other women. Be strong!

This afternoon, I meandered over to Happiness to see if Angel had returned. Mamasan said she was still on vacation and my back-up plan to see Mimi was foiled as she was busy. I was offered Lauren but declined, telling Mamsan I would return for Mimi in 20 minutes.

I then bopped next door to see what was up at Royal. Initial offer was Linda. I balked and was shown the line-up of three other girls. All very nice and I settled back on Linda. Great attitude and no back lash for asking to see other girls. Just as advertised by LL. Fine session. I voting her to the All Pro Team.

Hono:
Glad to have you back in DC. Let the board know when DT cleans up their act. The stairwell issue is only a small part of the reason I no longer go to DT. Much bigger issue is the bum's rush that you get from most of the girl's. 35 - 45 minute hour is the norm at DT whereas the girls at Royal and Happiness always seem to give their full attention for the entire hour.

Peace & love.

Lax

PS: Ther seems to be some confusion about Pink and where she works. Most of the earlier reports and my own experience is that Pink is at Sun by the MCI Center. MeeGook's latest report has her (or someone of the same name) at Happiness. Clarification needed from MG.

Cheesemaker

06-25-05, 18:12

Laxman, from MeeGook's post I doubt he knows for sure if the Pink who gave him his massagee was the same as the one from Sun. But I was at Sun a week ago, and Pink was still there. My assumption is that the one at Happiness is totally different.

Aloha HonoluluMan. Welcome back. I think you hit the nail on the head with the suggestion that Maya come back. Is that really a possibility? Please say yes! Or pm me if necessary.

For those now curious about my trip to Sun. I saw a new provider, a fairly young girl, a little chubby, kinda cute. I forget her name. And the whole session was not especially memorable. Full menu was available. But it's to the point with me that 90% of all AMP visits are the same routine. Unless you get soemone special, there's not much to report.

I haven't seen that asw I mentioned on the stroll any more. I'm guessing she was an out-of-towner whose tour has already taken her elsewhere.

TerpFan, I'm still waitin to hear if you know anything about those hot girls in street clothes that were going around with the cops last week. Any insider info would enhance your street cred. And, as I recall, you might owe me for something. PM is acceptable of course.

Dude #1

06-26-05, 07:26

I can be definitive about the Pink who has been discussed on the board over the last few weeks (older lady, average face, good body and attitude, smokes during the session). She works at Sun, opposite the MCI center on 6th Street. A word of warning: twice recently I made an appointment to see her and she was out for the day when I turned up. I inferred from mamasan's apologies that she has some family business which takes her away from the office unexpectedly from time to time.

My experience with her has been similar to others. Her face is quite plain, but she has a nice slim body, with a well-shaped rear and small breasts. At first I found she was far too much the actress. At first she had a disconcerting habit of winking at me during the session. However, after a some conversation (despite her poor English) she gets over this, and reveals the sweetie she really is. The features which differentiate her from the standard AMP experience are the body-to-body table shower (however, the quality is not as good as some others I have had), superb albeit brief AR, very good cuddling after the main event, and excellent attitude once you know her.

Bobby M

06-26-05, 13:09

I visited Downtown on June 7 and 20 to again sample Jay as i had previously paid her a visit. On the 7th mamasan said Jay on vacation be back next Monday so I partook of Jessica.

She was new and couldn't even tell me how to spell her name. Services were good, the table shower was efficient and got all the important spots several times.

Back to the manipulation room for a finish to the drying. She then did the obligatory trip out for a few minutes. By the time she returned I had deposited my glasses case with a tip clipped to it but showing. She proceeded to manipulate me while I was lying on my front. Then the flip she stripped and we proceeded through several positions/options to an unrushed finish. The session was a little short, but that was my choice as I had an appointment so I cut short her cuddling after we had finished. Yea! I know this is stupid, but I really needed to get going.

Would I go back for a second visit with Jessica? yes

On the 20th I was again up for a visit to Downtown and when I asked for Jay, Mamasan got a smile and led me to a room for the usual. Four or 5 minutes later in walked Jay, she laid a big hug and kiss on me, either she recognized me from my last visit, was happy that I had asked for her, or that is her standare greeting. I immediately told her I had stopped by 2 weeks earlier and asked for her but found out she was on vacation. She asked who I had visited and I told her. She said Jessica was on vacation.

We had to wait a few minutes as the shower was occupied so jay entertained me. Then the usual shower, once again it was good and got all the good places.

Back at the room, I took my glasses case out again with a tip clearly showing and dropped it on the chair. She saw it, laughed and stripped and proceeded with a brief manipulation which consisted of her kneeling around me while working. This was followed by all the excitement developing features.

We had a good session which ended with ten minutes of cuddling and a few minutes of me giving her a massage, which she seemed to like. This was followed by her dressing me, several hugs and kisses and an invite to return.

Jay isn't as full in the bust area as some but that is the way I like them. I would return for a third visit.

LoveLOS

06-26-05, 20:04

The Laxmember seems to like LL's sloppies. I too noticed some other possibilities there, but lovely Linda is indeed my star of the moment. Check your PMs.

To all, Bobby's question got answered by PM, no need to put anything about that subject on the open board. Bob - do check your PM.

Thanks for clearing up the Pink issue. I was in total confusion too and the mixed reports were driving me nuts. thanks Dude.

Welcome back Wakakkiboy.

LoveLOS

Bubb an Banks

06-26-05, 21:10

Swung by to CPHC after reading good reviews recently. The old mamasan opened the door a recognized me from the times I've been there in the past. Chit chatted a little bit about their reopening, etc. After a collecting the house fee, in walks Jenny. About 5'2", OK body, not great. TS was very blah, and her English is pretty much non-existent. In short, she seems very inexperienced from start to finish, and has some restrictions. This is one of my favorite places. I will definitely go back, but will ask for someone else.

Lolitaman

06-27-05, 06:34

Picked up a WSW 19 yr. old named Rachael on L. This girl was tall wearing red pants and had a nice big ass. Tan looked italian or hispanic from a distance. Up close cute. Definetly just caucasion but very tan. Good CBJ with GFE. Lets you feel anywhere you want.

Would definitely do again.

LoveLOS

06-27-05, 08:10

Time is growing short so I will turn the reins over to those more capable than I at this point to lug the very heavy flamethrower I carry. Trust me though all you assholes out there and you know who you are and so do the other members who won't put up with your sanctimonious crap anymore than I did. In fact, I would be willing to bet that their treatment of you will be far less pleasant than mine, so if you're sitting there in your greasy underwear and Armani suitcoat eating fried chicken and liberally coating your keyboard with slime thinking Oh Boy, TrashMan is gone I can be an even bigger asshole than before, you have another think coming.Faithful readers will recall that the Trashman was the Don Emeritus of this board, NoVA and Baltimore until his passing about a year ago. At that time, he "passed the torch" to Robux and myself for the DC & NoVa Boards (and yes, careful readers will realize he got it backwards, probably due to the meds).

Robie and I have since tag-teamed the Flamethrower thing, and Loop Vet was also elevated to DON status due to his amazing knowledge of the SW side of the DC game. Now that Robux has retired and since I am still flirting with the idea, I felt an expert in the AMP side of the DC market was needed to help carry the torch/flamethrower. As with my similar decision in NoVA, I had a number of respected USG Senior 'lieutenantas" to mull over, and it came down to who is currently doing the job anyway... Laxman #2 is nominated to Don of the DC board in the image of Trashman.

I'm still here and Loopy will be posting again soon--I hope. Lax, continue to do what you do best, maybe amp up that flamethrower a gigawatt or so and remember...

WWTMD?
LoveLOS

MeeGook

06-27-05, 16:51

Just to re-confirm D#1's post:

My girl was different from the much touted Pink@Sun. The one I had was big & natural, younger, not so slim (I would guess 5'6" / 125 lbs) and had no urge to smoke during the session.

Peace - MG.

Loop Vet

06-27-05, 19:14

Loopy will be posting again soon

wow, nice timing on my part.

Actually, I don't have much to say anymore. I'm done hitting any loops as I've established a couple of good girls to fill my needs, so you won't really see reports from me. I'm with Robo on the street scene: not somewhere I want to be anymore and, quite frankly, don't have the time for it anyway.

I imagine as soon as I con some cute young black girl (not a working girl) to be my steady, I won't feel the need to keep my stables alive either. Well, that I'm working on.

I can't say I won't come here to read some good fiction and maybe drop a valuable piece of knowledge every once in a while, but as for spanking noobs or out-witting jokers too big for their britches, I really don't feel the need anymore.

LL, you know that you and I will continue to chat, meet, eat, drink, and get into some trouble from time to time, hopefully drag Motorcock and Roboretired out too, but don't count on me checking this place like I used to. My flamethrower is holstered as my interst here is waning.

A new era is arising, and as I'd like to think some here might miss me, I'm sure there'll be plenty of others who'll be happy at my decreasing activity. Anyway, monger well boys, and stay smart.