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James D 2004
05-04-05, 01:12
Newport beach motel. Name/picture/video sequence of motel is available on request. Maybe next time I should turn on the news before shooting. But I have a beer.

James D 2004
05-04-05, 01:20
The bottle of mostly unheard of German beer is accidental. But I doubt very much if that's available in Japan/Asia. It's everywhere in Socal. Name/picture/video sequence of beer available on request. I don't want to emphasis on food too much, even if that's serving a legit purpose here. I remember I started to talk about Jack in the Box menu, posting Starbuck pictures. I'm afraid that might just became a trend, easily getting out of hand.

Mike Asian
05-04-05, 08:35
Who is she, where did you find her?

Giani
05-04-05, 16:55
Gotta say I especially liked the last omg.jpg, with her eyes rolling back in her head!!! (Oh My God, indeed!) This one:

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=20376

So DO you have an mpeg of this session? Where might you post it???

Mind telling us what the tariff was for this Asian hottie?

Thanks for the great pix.

Giani

James D 2004
05-05-05, 20:23
She operates strictly under the radar in OC, like many OC fine providers.

She is particularly stealthy against the big gunships of the pacific fleet - size does matters.

Asain_Ucker
05-05-05, 22:13
Hey Jimmy,

Can you share the digits and maybe price? I'm always in the market for sum good asian poon.

Faconnable
05-06-05, 02:01
She is particularly stealthy against the big gunships of the pacific fleet - size does matters.

LOL !!

Is this your way of proclaiming that you have a small penis?

Joe Monger
05-06-05, 12:11
LOL !!

Is this your way of proclaiming that you have a small penis?

I don't think even HE knows what he's saying half the time. :)

P.S. Did anyone else see the ads on other websites for Candyce? One of our favorite WSW's is back working LA/OC as an escort charging $$.5 for the hour. I remember first meeting her on the streets of Fresno many years ago. FS could be had for $80 back then. Damn inflation! Seriously though, Candyce is a sweetheart and there are very few girls like her around. When I've got some $$$ buring a hole in my pocket I'm going to call her. I'd rather spend $$ on a sure thing than waste $ on Harbor. Unless my name was Jackass 2004, in which case I would spend $$$$ buying hookers clothes, shoes, and Louis Vuitton bags and then STILL not get any tang out of it.

Joe

Faconnable
05-06-05, 19:51
Yeah Joe

She adverts there whenever she is in town. Pretty creative, too. i.e. Cheating wife, schoolgirl, etc. Good marketing.

If she's worth the $$, why not?

James D 2004
05-06-05, 23:31
I posted her screen shots for a purpose. Mission accomplished. But I'm sorry for those who are disappointed from all over USA. I'm just trying to say something to make the pacific fleet feel better. It's all about stereostype. To be explicit, she is stereotypically smaller. If one can't take it all one have to draw the line somewhere. If you feel better I have nothing more to say on this.

Except that there is a saying about "God's creatures all have their purposes", with also non-religious versions both East and West. As for me, all the captured toe curling sequences, fantastic facial expressions, remind myself that I'm doing fairly well. It takes a GREAT man to say humble things. (I just made it up.)

Now my friends, back to the mission. For the sure thing, call
310-902-7xxx
720-841-3xxx

That's also my order of preference. Take 71 up north then 60 east, you can do 100 all the way except for 3 miles on 91 at the busiest time of the day. From OC if you use toll road all the way you could reach the target location in 30 to 45 min!

BTW, what is 'buring a hole in your pocket' ???

Cres Prophet
05-07-05, 00:10
Now my friends, back to the mission. For the sure thing, call
310-902-7xxx
720-841-3xxxSo how do we get the numbers of the "sure things"?

Faconnable
05-07-05, 01:43
Ok....

So you do have a small penis. So what?

Black04
05-07-05, 02:18
The numbers are xxx out ahhaha, I want them please.

Thanks

James D 2004
05-07-05, 03:12
Sorry to disappoint you even more, I don't.

My Latina coach once said, in response to my proud smile on my face, "You are not big, just thick." Like every coach, she's trying to dampen my sense of achievement. My interpretation is that I'm hardly small, thicker than average by her standards. She said it with a satisfactory smile, may be very satisfied about her couching, or just very satisfied herself. She claimed to have done all the positions by the book with her ex-boyfriend. It's her idea to sort of coach me. I did have to pay for the service, coaching didn't cost extra. Honestly I didn't get much from her. I didn't pay that many times. She got a lot of O from me though - I had to do what she told me. Bad deal.

I can make this Asian girl cry for mercy, I can make her eye ball turn white. She's not a virgin, a professional after all. What do you think? Pretty thick and a bit big for Asian girls. The consensus is that they feel very comfortable just by the presence of it inside them. Like Tinkerbelle who is not Asian, she is a professional despite her innocent looks. After working through most of the day, I still made her toes curl, what do you think? And she store all her money in a roll inside a condom inserted into her pussy.

You may not believe everything I claim. There's always someone bigger than you or me. That's why I saved the effort. The important thing is knowing how to use it, as the saying goes. From the look of it, I do know how to use it. And more importantly, I have the digits. The 310 girl below has a pair like this
http://www.worldsexguide.info/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=21242 Fuller and more delicate. It have to be worthwhile to unzip myself in the 1st place. Na na na na na.

Speck
05-07-05, 08:05
James D must have the mind of a genius for the only person I have ever know to make less sense than he(aside of the occassional schizo rambling homeless guy) wrote the following:

That’s great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane -
Lenny bruce is not afraid. eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn -
World serves it’s own needs, don’t misserve your own needs. feed it up a knock,
Speed, grunt no, strength no. ladder structure clatter with fear of height,
Down height. wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for
Hire and a combat site. left her, wasn’t coming in a hurry with the furies
Breathing down your neck. team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered
Crop. look at that low plane! fine then. uh oh, overflow, population,
Common group, but it’ll do. save yourself, serve yourself. world serves its
Own needs, listen to your heart bleed. tell me with the rapture and the
Reverent in the right - right. you vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright
Light, feeling pretty psyched.

PsyberZombie
05-07-05, 09:17
Give poor James a break , Speck =

English is obviously not his first language , seeing as how he has never heard of the expression "burning a hole in your pocket"

For you , James =

" Money burning a hole in your pocket " is an English Idiom that refers to cash that you're eager to spend in the near future , usually on some·thing frivolous

The visual image is that the money it·self is 'trying to escape' from your pants by setting fire to the pocket

For some reason , there's a tendency to link Money and Burning in English

Fer ex , in Spanish , which I suspect is your native tongue , there's an Idiom :

" Tener más lana que un borrego "

This literally means "to have more wool than a lamb" , but which we'd say "having money to burn" in English

¿¿ Usted entiende ??

James D 2004
05-07-05, 12:40
For those who don't know already, he is a producer with recent Hollywood movies, director, actor, composer.

Joe hold himself very high on English standards (as if he still doesn't know that doesn't sell). I'm helping him to achieve perfect grammar and spelling. Buring isn't in the dictionary.

Black04
05-07-05, 12:54
Why are you guys bagging on James D? Keep this thread on topic and post some reports no one logs into these forums for the joy of man's bitching. I want some numbers dammit :)

ocstunna600
05-07-05, 14:14
james,

i am still confused. so is this asian girl available or is she fictional or is she a private gem?

Joe Monger
05-07-05, 16:53
james,

i am still confused. so is this asian girl available or is she fictional or is she a private gem?

ocstunna600

Don't worry man, Jackass2004 is probably confused as well. Read through his posting history. Nuff' said.


Black04

We bag on Jackass2004 because;
1. He talks funny.
2. His nonsensical ramblings both amuse and annoy us.
3. He has a rather bad reputation with many well known OC providers. It has been said that he is rude, erratic in his personal behavior(what a suprise), and possibly dangerous.
4. He posts a lot of nothing. Read through his collection of posts and see if you can find ANYTHING useful, anything at all that would help you in your quest to find a quality provider in OC.
5. He talks funny.

Word to Socalasian!

Laters,
Joe

James D 2004
05-07-05, 21:19
ocstunna600

Don't worry man, Jackass2004 is probably confused as well. Read through his posting history. Nuff' said.


Black04

We bag on Jackass2004 because;
1. He talks funny.
2. His nonsensical ramblings both amuse and annoy us.
3. He has a rather bad reputation with many well known OC providers. It has been said that he is rude, erratic in his personal behavior(what a suprise), and possibly dangerous.
4. He posts a lot of nothing. Read through his collection of posts and see if you can find ANYTHING useful, anything at all that would help you in your quest to find a quality provider in OC.
5. He talks funny.

Word to Socalasian!

Laters,
Joe

This is SPAM, personal attach and insult, according to forum rules. However, I have no glue what a "suprise" is.

Item 3 went too far. I challenge Joe to prove it. Am I loaded to see that many OC providers? LoL. Did I build up such a reputation by telling many OC providers my USG handle?

If you are confused, then the message is not meant for you. Because somebody took advantage of this confusion, and since I logged a complain, here are simple clarifications.

The video, posted as jpg snapshots, are what I said they are. Who, where, when - I stated it all. I also presented what's more on tape to prove what I said in case of dispute.

My buddies asked me if I have two phone numbers for girls in Pomona, talk of the town there, even Socal. So I posted the video as a long shot, that I have something to exchange.

The problem is, with exceptions, she only see Asian clients. For any English ad, there are about 10 Chinese ads, who only deal with Chinese clients. I'm not trying to explain it, but that's the way it is. Even without this constrain, you cannot just give out your friends' numbers to a lot of people. Basically if you don't know my phone number or you don't know my alternative email address, it's hardly I can tell you anything.

At the end I do have people who give me the two numbers that I'm looking for. That I knew already, or have a history that I can trust. By posting the partial numbers, I showed that I have them, and if my buddies haven't got it, then contact me.

As for who these two girls are, if interested you can trace the Pomona forum. To respect their wishes, I'm not naming names. I can just give out the numbers to very few friends. That's normally how it works. Members in the Pomona also posted about the girl's wishes.

James D

Black04
05-07-05, 23:27
ocstunna600

Don't worry man, Jackass2004 is probably confused as well. Read through his posting history. Nuff' said.


Black04

We bag on Jackass2004 because;

1. He talks funny.

2. His nonsensical ramblings both amuse and annoy us.

3. He has a rather bad reputation with many well known OC providers. It has been said that he is rude, erratic in his personal behavior(what a suprise), and possibly dangerous.

4. He posts a lot of nothing. Read through his collection of posts and see if you can find ANYTHING useful, anything at all that would help you in your quest to find a quality provider in OC.

5. He talks funny.

Word to Socalasian!

Laters,

JoeGot it. I still want the number to that chick :) unless it is fictional.

James D 2004
05-12-05, 12:54
So how do we get the numbers of the "sure things"?
Drop the land numbers in the 999 possibilities. Hang up if a man answers. Goodbye to those who doesn't response to the names you are looking for. Pretty easy.

Black04
05-12-05, 13:57
Drop the land numbers in the 999 possibilities. Hang up if a man answers. Goodbye to those who doesn't response to the names you are looking for. Pretty easy.You know what would be "easier" is if you just PM'd them to me.

Thanks

Speck
05-12-05, 21:51
Drop the land numbers in the 999 possibilities. Hang up if a man answers. Goodbye to those who doesn't response to the names you are looking for. Pretty easy.


Fasten the words that fallen the smallish ringing.

Joe Monger
05-12-05, 23:13
Fasten the words that fallen the smallish ringing.

ROFLMAO! You know what the worst thing is? Jackass actually made sense out of that.

Joe

Faconnable
05-13-05, 09:14
Why are you guys bagging on James D? Keep this thread on topic and post some reports no one logs into these forums for the joy of man's bitching. I want some numbers dammit :)

Go read his 500+ useless posts!

Once you have been here for a while, you too will "bag" on him.

You will not get anything useful from him (except a little chuckle, perhaps).

I normally keep to myself, but his babble is really getting old.

Black04
05-13-05, 12:07
Go read his 500+ useless posts!

Once you have been here for a while, you too will "bag" on him.

You will not get anything useful from him (except a little chuckle, perhaps).

I normally keep to myself, but his babble is really getting old.I already agreed. 5 posts down.

My bad for being a noob :)

Faconnable
05-14-05, 03:58
I already agreed. 5 posts down.

My bad for being a noob :)

Ehhh, my bad for not reading.

:)

James D 2004
05-28-05, 01:52
I have a new friend that looked like Sky on CL, but she may have disappeared. I did find one replacement that could have been Sky - it's hard to keep track all these girls' ad and digits. This girl has Asian girls' breast, perky and sensitive. Asian waist. White girls' legs, natural blonde. Black girls' ass! Stereotypically speaking. If that's not amazing, Sky's ad said no limit. This girl gave me a strawberry chocolate Sundae for Memorial day weekend. I guess it will be very difficult to forget.

James D 2004
06-24-05, 02:42
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=367044&postcount=17

James D 2004
07-11-05, 00:51
I was at a hotel in Anaheim, so I called Miss ex De je vu. Luckily she was at home, a hotel one block next to me. So I called her over. She called me when she saw my car at the side entrance. So I came out to open the door for her. I saw this small blonde, with half a BeBe T-shirt, baring mid-section, BeBe jeans, slipper. Lots of tasteful makeup as her signature, but almost same pale color as her skin so it wasn't intruding. She was a makeup artist. She looked so fine under the sun.

In the room I gave her a good hug and I was erect. I was planning on a BBBJ to completion, her face is so pretty. But she wouldn't have a quickie. She wanted to kiss me, which surprised me a little bit. I didn't think she would be up to it and she would prefer not to do that unless her clients insists. Of course it have to be extra, part of the whole package, BBBJ, kiss and intercourse.

So we kissed for a while. As I expected, she wasn't up to it. I wanted to kiss more, she kissed me more. I wanted the tongue, she gave me the tongue. But she wasn't GFE, something is missing and that's the way she is. We kissed until she decided it's enough. She told me that she doesn't want to end up paying me. I know you get that but I want to elaborate, if only for myself. She doesn't want to get emotional, falls for me, gives me freebies, and then end up paying me for her pleasure. Believe it or not, that's why girls don't kiss, and boy friends don't allow their girls to.

She sure knows how to blow with or without condom. Soon I was worse than erect. She saw it and asked me if I wanted to f'ck. No way. I like the way she does it, and I wasn't going to explode anytime soon. I asked her to keep it on.

Then I hold her chest to chest and entered her. She has this effect on me, fully erect and doesn't come easily. I held her close, licked her ears and kissed her neck, and bonged her fiercely, plain missionary style. I shouldn't be able to hold it long that way but I did. I wanted to kiss her when I cum but she refused. The bed sheets got wet because of her. One way of looking at it, in order to keep emotional out of the way, she said the familiar phrase 'Can you cum for me?'. The 1st few times I heard it, that was a turn off. Now that I'm used to it, it turned me wild. I said I wanted to cum and it would not be long. Meanwhile I wanted to help very much, by bonging her like a wild animal, or stabbing her with a dagger. Then I cum.

When she was leaving, she gave me a big hug, and told me to call her if I got an erection later in the hotel. She's just a block away.

She's good but her price/quality ratio can't compete with the Asian girls. I found a great girl who also does that much, cheaper with a lot more GFE. Doesn't look any worse without much makeup. OC price really sucks. Report under Ponoma, East SGV.

James D 2004
07-12-05, 22:17
Miss China treasure her regulars very much, because she isn't taking any new ones. So much so that after I called her when she was busy, she called me 3 days in a row. I have to tell her that I saw the Malaysian girl as if I cheated. On the 3rd day I stated my conditions - she has to do more and stay longer, hehe. After a long conversation, we settled in the middle.

She is out to get me back, again. She really looked like an AV model. She is local so you can imagine her Japanese animie style one layer cut, a lot hotter than the Malaysian girl. All white two piece dress with a short, multilayer style short skirt, thin soft cotton material. She doesn't makeup most of the time, because I don't mind, she is just as beautiful. This time she did. I couldn't help notice her freshly done French manicule - professional who cut a piece of high tech plastic to the size of your nails, and fit in as if it was natural, a colorless glamourous gloss vanish on top. She was on a pair high heel scandals too. She told me she was going to visit some family member's office for something. She would never admit that she got into full gear for me, as if I'm too cheap. She even put moisturizers all over her body for me. I know because she doesn't usually do that all the time. So today her skin looked a little more radient, smoother to the touch.

What surprise me is that the deal is 1st to take a shower together. What a waste of moisturizer. So I started the chronograph and hold her hand into the bathroom. She tied up her long hair with part of a plastic laundry bag from the motel. The best trick I've seen is to rip a condom for that.

I wanted to carry her to the bed but she refused. She built a bridge of towels and toilet papers from the bathtub to the bed. I remembered once I did that with kitchen towels, but the girl took a look at the bathroom and got out again. It's too yucky to take a shower in there she said. Later I learnt that this is a fairly standard way to duck out of a shower, leaving you hope that they will do it in a 3 star hotel. They don't.

Once horizontal, she asked about the Malaysian girl that I confessed. So I told her everything. She said that is cheap, girls don't do BBBJ for that price. She felt threatened. Yes they usually don't but all the Malaysian girls I saw do. Maybe not as pretty but some are cute and younger than you know who. I left that out. I also left out that I kissed that girl almost non-stop.

So I kissed her as if she is going to get married to tomorrow (of course with someone else). Then I gave her a full body massage and proceed to her perfect french manicured feet. While I was enjoying her toes she felt good and showed me her equally perfect manicure on her hands too. Usually I feel very awkward to do this, and I think I never did this, I kissed her hand and sucked on her fingers. After that I can't help but pull her hand to my ball and shaft and let my brothers enjoy themselves too.

Then I let her suck my nipples, BBBJ until her mouth is tired - we got time, plenty of time. Then my favorite spoon position. I get horny every time I think of that beer video. I told her she is too pretty that I can't hold long if I f'ck her face to face. That felt good.

Finally I turned her over. I penetrated and tried to kiss her when I was very hot. This is my 3 attempt in about a week. That Malaysian girl is something as she's the only one who do that without 2nd thought. I wouldn't have thought of kissing her at the 1st date if it wasn't her who kissed me first. I have seen a few prettier and younger Malaysian girls. But since they rim me big time every time I never thought of kissing them.

I can kiss her, I can f'ck her, but not together. That must be some common emotional barrier that one cannot cross, as if they couldn't stand getting dirty at both ends. To compensate, she caress my back like she loved me, and hid her face tightly under my chest, and kissed it. To compensate, I pumped her like a fundation hammering machine. Her toes curled so tightly that I never seen it before. Perhaps she was enjoying it very much. Perhaps it was some sort of defensive mechanism. She moaned too. I usually stop and ask 'what's that' to stop the unrealistic moaning. But I let her this time. Sounded good.

Then I cum, and stayed inside her warm cozy pussy, we have time. Then I pulled but still on top of her for a quick nap. Then we laid side by side and started talking - oh women. Though I got to kiss her when she's not using her mouth. Most the conversation wasn't that interesting, but she was under pressure to get married by his boy friend, his family and her family. (He doesn't know.) I told her to get married ASAP. I hope she's not delaying things because of me. More importantly, f'cking someone's girl friend isn't as good as f'cking someone else's wife. Maybe just as good or just as sinful, but I like to do it all with the same girl.

Finally she stopped talking. I checked my chronograph. She told me it's 10 min extra. Not really. Only 5. She took a shower. When she got all dressed up, I wanted to give her a gone with the wind style kiss. But she had her lip gross on already.

On the way home my brain is blank. Then I got a ticket. Dam, expensive day! But I'm not too bitter about that, I hyproplaned before, luckily a narrow escape. Someone I know crashed and died after a session. Careful.

Did I tell you that I drove a lot on 71 over 100mph? At the 1st few times the car is like going into wrap speed with all the vibrations. Then smooth sailing. Then there are a little rusting noises if I slow down below 90. So 90's is the new comfort zone unless I go less than 80. While my brain is blank I must be in the autopilot mode and settled down to the 90's. But that wasn't 71. The cop gave me 89 but I'm sure that's false. They took the reading when I slowed down to 89. I always got that sort of things, 89, 99, as if that's a sale price at $19.99. The fact is that I'm a perfect customer. If they give me 90 more they will lost a loyal customer and I'll have lost my liscense by now.

Maybe I'm a little bit pissed off. I grab the thickest prime new york strip I can find and throw it in the barbacue, tortured it at 500 degree both sides, then bite at the bloody mess and swallowed it all, with the help of the video star beer.

Waiman
10-16-05, 18:34
James D,

I will be in OC next month and help on asian girls ould be appreciated. PM me with info and I'll post reports later.

Layin Pipe
10-19-05, 01:38
James D,

I will be in OC next month and help on asian girls ould be appreciated. PM me with info and I'll post reports later.Waiman,

You must not have gone back and read the previous posts in this thread. If you had, you would have seen...


Now my friends, back to the mission. For the sure thing, call
310-902-7xxx
720-841-3xxx
So how do we get the numbers of the "sure things"?
The numbers are xxx out ahhaha, I want them please.
Drop the land numbers in the 999 possibilities. Hang up if a man answers. Goodbye to those who doesn't response to the names you are looking for. Pretty easy.In case you haven't figured it out yet, you are asking the wrong guy for 411! The only thing James D 2004 is good for is an occasional laugh.

As Speck says...
Fasten the words that fallen the smallish ringing.Layin Pipe

James D 2004
10-19-05, 12:43
Layin, you haven't read anything. Although Speck got to the same point decades later, he finally got it. Now he's my biggest fan without even knowing it. And I appointed him to be my spokesman whether he likes it or not. So for all past, present and future shits like these from you, redirect to Speck and let him speak his mind for me. If he hasn't got a clue, remind him what's the last time he told anybody anything. If you haven't got a clue, read his recent posts.

Yodaman
10-19-05, 12:44
[
In case you haven't figured it out yet, you are asking the wrong guy for 411! The only thing James D 2004 is good for is an occasional laugh.

As Speck says...Layin Pipe[/QUOTE]

Right on Pipe!

Speck
10-19-05, 21:23
I see you stopped taking your medication again.

FWIW, most of my recent posts have been in the Vegas forums.



Layin, you haven't read anything. Although Speck got to the same point decades later, he finally got it. Now he's my biggest fan without even knowing it. And I appointed him to be my spokesman whether he likes it or not. So for all past, present and future shits like these from you, redirect to Speck and let him speak his mind for me. If he hasn't got a clue, remind him what's the last time he told anybody anything. If you haven't got a clue, read his recent posts.

James D 2004
10-20-05, 00:51
Speck, so you haven't got a clue after all. So now my spokeman, tell these two clueless person, Yodaman and Pipe, what's the last time you tell anybody anything, and what's the exceptional circumstances?

Speck
10-20-05, 21:54
Speck, so you haven't got a clue after all. So now my spokeman, tell these two clueless person, Yodaman and Pipe, what's the last time you tell anybody anything, and what's the exceptional circumstances?

Ok, I'll bite one time.......

I don't share jack shit on this board. I forget the exceptional circumstance.

What prompted this policy on my behalf was that info I shared got into the hands of a real ass who started harassing girls, and maybe worse. Fact is, there are a lot of f--ing sickos out there and I can't trust that anyone posting here is not...not even long time posters/senior members.

I do know one exception is a monger that I happened into at the same motel in Hollywood. The next day, his story matched what I knew happened there, I pm'ed him telling him who I was and if that was him. It was.

So I guess my exception is I will share info with you if I know you personally. The catch-22 is I would never meet with anyone from this board. I know that a few senior members are LE, and that a few others post mostly bs *cough* James D *cough*.

My other exception would be if the girl already posts ads and a public number elsewhere....she has already assumed the risk.

But James D is right on this time. I won't share direct info on this board and I don't recommend anyone else do so either.

Faconnable
10-21-05, 05:37
that a few others post mostly bs *cough* James D *cough*

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*cough* moron *cough*

Right on, Speck!

James D 2004
10-21-05, 15:02
Speck, though you left out many other equally important reasons, I share the same conclusion with you. I must have wrote about it. So your post is another bs or brillant deduction, your pick. Not only I wrote about it, I live by my words. So much so I took shit from guys since the beginning of the universe and the last ones as evidence here, Layin and Yoda. Did they attack you? The honor is mine.

Layin, you learn or sooner or later you will go into early retirement just as I'm responsible for Yoda's retirement many times over.

Fac, you are easy. No brain involved. I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike. If not I'll give you a 15 sec m poem for you m person. If you want to play 3 strike with me, be obvious so I strike you back immediately.

Blubalz
10-22-05, 13:06
James,

Your ranting never ceases to amaze me. You truely love being the brunt of all jokes. Are you sure your old enough to post on this board??

A piece of advise- go back to school!!! You need to re-take english as a second language

On the other hand, keep it up as we enjoy your babbling comments, sentences that make no sense and your complete lack of understanding the english language.

Just in case you don't understand what I said above, let me put it your words. "you destiny is all jokes, brillant deduction. Retirement is the laying pipe of Yodaman in specks world"

You understand now?

James D 2004
10-22-05, 14:16
Blue ball, if you don't even understand it, that's not for you and you are not qualified to comment. I learn that if someone is mentioning my English again, he is about to jump out of the 1st window he sees.

I don't understand why you don't learn from Layin. He made Speck too tired and shut up, Beer Guzz took his lithium, Yoda went back to retirement again. And Blueball almost jump out of the window. No sweat on my part.

Blubalz
10-22-05, 15:22
James

You made my day!

Thank you

Joe Monger
10-24-05, 00:27
Layin, you learn or sooner or later you will go into early retirement just as I'm responsible for Yoda's retirement many times over.

How did you force Yoda's retirement? Did you assault one of his ATF's like you (allegedly) did to one of mine?


I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike.

LOL. Like it matters. If I remember correctly you aren't exactly Jackson's favorite person(s). Also, am I on the "Ignore List" for ALL of your aliases, or just for Jaackass 2004? I guess we'll find out. :)

Joe

Daddy Lows
10-24-05, 14:22
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/search.php?do=finduser&userid=12805

Mister JM,

What's up, porn stud? I'm just laying low eating my "99c meal somewhere." Heh heh. :D

Speck,

No one ('cept a few dummies) here doubts your authenticity. I've always read and studied your posts.

Beer Guzzler,

Rock on. Keep on flowing with those great posts.

All you alls,

Has action moved from Harbor Blvd and Beach Blvd? Whiterichard a while ago eluded to some other streets he was "farming" so I'm sure in the OC, there must be some other track not being mentioned. Century Blvd and Fig in my estimation has been about 50% (quality and quantity) of what it was last year. STay safe, y'all.

Peace

James D 2004
10-25-05, 18:11
Do you think War and Peace (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393865&postcount=63) will be end with so few characters? That was then. This (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393865&postcount=63) is now.

Layin Pipe
10-26-05, 12:44
James D 2004,

I enjoyed your "War and Peace After Sunset", I needed a good laugh!

You are a wonderful spokesman. Thanks for proving my point.
The only thing James D 2004 is good for is an occasional laugh.I know everyone wants you to go back on your meds, but I hope you don't.
I see you stopped taking your medication again.
I feel sorry for you lithium boy. I enjoy your emotional rants. Keep up the great work!

Layin Pipe

Yodaman
10-26-05, 13:11
[QUOTE=Joe Monger]How did you force Yoda's retirement? Did you assault one of his ATF's like you (allegedly) did to one of mine?

For the record I have NOT retired. James please strike my name from any of your insane babbeling! We all know that you are an "attention Freak", you remind us every day. I don't care what you post just leave my name out of it and I will do the same for you!
Thank you!

Joe Monger
10-29-05, 03:30
For the record I have NOT retired. James please strike my name from any of your insane babbeling! We all know that you are an "attention Freak", you remind us every day. I don't care what you post just leave my name out of it and I will do the same for you!
Thank you!

Kick your ass, Yoda will!

Heh, heh.
Joe

Joe Monger
10-29-05, 03:33
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/search.php?do=finduser&userid=12805

Mister JM,

What's up, porn stud? I'm just laying low eating my "99c meal somewhere." Heh heh. :D


Do you ever fuck up and ask for a BBBJTC while ordering your Extra Value Meal or is it just me? Nah. Your IDEA of an Extra Value Meal IS a BBBJTC. :)

Holla at ya boy!
Joe

P.S. Check out American Bukkake 27. Or better yet check out Midnight Prowl #4 and watch me fuck the hell out of Sara Stone. Good times, bro.

Green Gopher
10-29-05, 06:04
Do you ever fuck up and ask for a BBBJTC while ordering your Extra Value Meal or is it just me? Nah. Your IDEA of an Extra Value Meal IS a BBBJTC. :)

Holla at ya boy!
Joe

P.S. Check out American Bukkake 27. Or better yet check out Midnight Prowl #4 and watch me fuck the hell out of Sara Stone. Good times, bro.
wow those guys from midnight prowl hit me up one time out of the blue to enjoy one of their girls. It was so abrupt that I was sketchy and walked away. Afterwards I found out that it was legit and was kicking myself for turning that away. I regret that day!

James D 2004
10-30-05, 02:43
Yoda, you are confused as ever, as in my masterpiece. Are you begging me or is that a threat? If you didn't come out of retirement and babble me, I would have left you alone. Check your posting history in TER, TBD, WSG etc. Did I mention your name when you disappeared? No way.

Green Gopher, right on. If you read my masterpiece (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393865&postcount=63), you will understand that once you become a Bukkake stud, there's no turning back. How to please your girl friend? Find somebody else to help !!!

Green Gopher
10-31-05, 05:26
Yoda, you are confused as ever, as in my masterpiece. Are you begging me or is that a threat? If you didn't come out of retirement and babble me, I would have left you alone. Check your posting history in TER, TBD, WSG etc. Did I mention your name when you disappeared? No way.

Green Gopher, right on. If you read my masterpiece (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=393865&postcount=63), you will understand that once you become a Bukkake stud, there's no turning back. How to please your girl friend? Find somebody else to help !!!
I read that so called master piece and I've come to two conclusions:

1. You like to make yourself look good. Although it was funny at some moments, you obviously set out to poke fun at some other members while including yourself in a brighter light. Why mention yourself? Why even write this?

2. You have way too much time on your hands.

You probably know more of the details between your rivals than I. I'll stay out of it.

btw Please leave my name out of your ramblings also. I dont want to be included in all this "online mongering forum drama."

Yodaman
10-31-05, 14:00
This is not ment to be a flame or a rant...its just a heads up to all members.

James D may actually accomplish what he apparently setting out to do. I believe he really wants this forum to himself as his personal ego trip. As a result he may end up posting to himself.

I am not a rival of this fool nor will I enter into attempts to start a flame war. His kind are the ones that truned this forum away from what it was intended to be in the first place.

If we really want to get this forum back on track and make it a place to give and get information we must simply ignore his babbelings AND report every one of his abusive and taunting posts to the moderator. If you all are as tired as I am of him filling the forum with his childish drivel....report him and get him banned.

We collectively have the power to clean up this crap, if it is important to you do it!

I will never publicly address this fool angain....it is simply niot worth our time to give his pathetic little ego the boost thst he craves!

James I know that you will have one of your clever nonsensical replys to this post so go ahead and prove me right,,,have fun!

Yoda....OUT!

James D 2004
10-31-05, 16:39
Yoda, you know what's right for you, that if you leave me alone, I will do the same. But you don't listen to yourself. You don't need to distort the facts and I don't need clever responses. Nowadays, anyone who click on your handle will know about your posting history. You stepped on my toes first. And I hope that you stick to your words and shut up. Hopefully you will retire for a year or two when the going gets tough, as your history shows, just in this board alone.

Green Gopher, your post gave me several conclusions too. You read till the end, and was entertained and learnt some facts too. That's the point of it, entertainment and education, that's why there are books. And if you read any books after the days when your parents were asked to read out loud to you at kindergarten, most stories need a hero/heroin to be interesting. I sensed that you envy not only the hero in the story, but all the others who got immortalized. You analysis is a nice try, but that's too little to worth my attention to include you, next time when I have the urge to sleek into the restroom with my laptop for a break from my intense work.

At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind) asked you to help with keeping his girlfriend happy. But your 'conclusions' let me to believe now that you are a stud too (of the Bukkake kind). Your friend must be pimping his sister because no matter how little she charges, the work would be too easy to pass.

Green Gopher
10-31-05, 18:18
Green Gopher, your post gave me several conclusions too. You read till the end, and was entertained and learnt some facts too. That's the point of it, entertainment and education, that's why there are books. And if you read any books after the days when your parents were asked to read out loud to you at kindergarten, most stories need a hero/heroin to be interesting. I sensed that you envy not only the hero in the story, but all the others who got immortalized. You analysis is a nice try, but that's too little to worth my attention to include you, next time when I have the urge to sleek into the restroom with my laptop for a break from my intense work.

At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind) asked you to help with keeping his girlfriend happy. But your 'conclusions' let me to believe now that you are a stud too (of the Bukkake kind). Your friend must be pimping his sister because no matter how little she charges, the work would be too easy to pass.
was it entertaining? at some points yes but a little bit more irritable b/c I actually believe those you speak of to be pretty credible where as you have never really come up with anything too interesting, I've personally traded and received some credible info from those you speak of and you = useless. I chuckled a bit but when I finished it made no contribution, my few minutes spent reading your pathetic attempt to be humerous and gain attention would of been better spent reading about DL's lead to buy cheap food and gas. I would however believe you to be credible if you ever gave any solid information but I apologize I can not use an example of any solid information. I read and chuckle then I think who the hell are you to say anything to them?

By your pictures alone I can tell you visit some of the same establishments that I do and I'll say Malaysians definitely are top on the service chain. I'll leave it at that.

At the end of the day this is an internet forum to share some info and help eachother out. You seem to use this forum to fabricate some psuedo web character you use to gain attention to yourself. Do I believe most of your stories? through all the useless ramble and pointless fabrications... yes. Do I think your full of crap? definitely. Will I ever follow one of your leads? probably not, you are more likely to hold onto the few leads you do for yourself. When you give out anything credible it will most likely be BS or because you have found that source to be uninviting to yourself.

So I ask you again, just leave my name out of your posts. But if you want to try to use some grade school tactic to attempt some sort of pathetic offense to your web persona to attack me on an online forum you are more then welcomed but alot of us are just tired of your BS and although I never thought of reporting you, Yoda is really starting to make sense. You remind me of those surpressed extremist. You live a quiet life with much lacking and use the internet to seek fufillment.

I'm sorry to break it to you but you have a misconception of how you are viewed here. No one likes you. You go on speaking like people actually share your views and are amused by your wit. We put up with it and learn to just ignore you so do not mistake our lack of outbursts as a point of acceptence.

reply if you want but I give you fair warning, I will only point out your obvious delusional crap. Just end it by not mentioning my name anymore.

James D 2004
10-31-05, 19:54
Green, you just qualified as my biggest fan. So you earn yourself a quote for the review (http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=394060&postcount=238) of my master piece. (But you don't have enough character to earn a place in immortality.) Rarely anybody admit that they read it - it's a joke and humorous story after all. Not only that you read it from top to bottom, you produced a diligent and positive review too, giving it a non-fiction best seller treatment. I think this summary of your review is fair as nobody, including me, manage to have the patient to read what you are talking about. Because a lot of what you are discussing looked familiar, probably true. But you have a misconception - you are the last in the world to find out.

Before you resort to misinformation and fact distortion, like many others, I can tell you that my pictures are all taken in quality motels and not so quality motels in Monclair not of my choosing. Apart from the mistake of trying to recognize the place in a picture, are you telling us that you can find lots of blond white Malaysians in SGV private apartments?

Blubalz
11-01-05, 10:41
In the spirit of all you Letterman fan's, I've come up with the Top Ten James D'isms

10- I think this summary of your review is fair as nobody

9- At first I thought your stud friend (of the Bukkake kind)

8- I learn that if someone is mentioning my English again, he is about to jump out of the 1st window he sees.

7- Fac, you are easy. No brain involved. I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike. If not I'll give you a 15 sec m poem for you m person. If you want to play 3 strike with me, be obvious so I strike you back immediately.

6- That's exactly what I mean, good speak

5- Talking about tread, I had the honor to trash Beer Guzzler first before you do

4- As for writing skills, I wouldn't say I'm better than you or vice versa. I have my style and you yours.

3- I thought only I know when I'm going to cum and how far from it, but they seem to know it too.

2- Woo, if you have the gut of a chicken, you better remain silence, better than staying safe behind the bull after it made a lot of shit and gas.

And the #1 all time favorite:

Banned: JamesD2004
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Reason: Posting false reports, posting photos from other websites, generally wasting everyone's time with general BS.

James D 2004
11-01-05, 10:55
I was wrong. Green is not my biggest fan, he is only my biggest fan on literature. Blueball is my biggest fan on philosophy.

Faconnable
11-02-05, 04:05
Hey! I made the top 10


7- Fac, you are easy. No brain involved. I'll consult with Jackson if that's a strike. If not I'll give you a 15 sec m poem for you m person. If you want to play 3 strike with me, be obvious so I strike you back immediately.

Chow Mai Dong
11-10-05, 00:25
Whatever happened to civility in this room? Is OC really that dead to the point where you guys are not getting any (and building up all that steam and letting it out in this room?)?

Peace and get some poon, for Christ sake (hmm....perhaps Christ won't approve of this).

Member #3063
11-29-05, 14:38
Janie from CL

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/ers/114323524.html

Gave her a call yesterday and very hard to get a hold of.If you are looking for some GFE she really got it very sweet and really into it goes the extra mile. She does smoke and you can smell it the room. A little thick but not fat. Which makes for big natural tities.Overall would recomm. Offers the third input.