View Full Version : Johnny Maps stupid shit.
I'm making this thread to put Johnny's stupid shit in it. Johnny, be warned, if you don't stop posting so much stupid shit on review threads you will ONLY be allowed to post on this thread.
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Johnny Mapalo
04-20-17, 10:58
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?
Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.
I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went.
Knocked on her door and it was opened by a short stubby brown-skinned chic standing beside it. She told me to come on and that's when I noticed Star sitting in a chair to the left on me while rubbing lotion on her arms. I said my greetings to the both of them as Star paid me no mind, but her room mate was more chatty. First thought, this Stsr chic seems a bit absent-minded. She gave me no eye contact and just continued to lotion her skin as I stood in the room.
The room was neat and clean too with no smoke smells anywhere. 2 nice comfortable double beds, with no signs of any mattresses on the floor. That looked nice so far. Star was wrapped up in a 2-piece towel (1 for her upper body and the other for her lower). That 2 piece towel thing looked pretty goofy and I could tell from the sides of the towel that her breastess'es sagged a bit. Her room mate asked if I came for Star and I said, "yes", but should have said, "hell no" and kept it moving.
The room mate left the room a few minutes later and Star finally got down from off of her high horse and walked up to me to give me a hug. That was pretty nice of her. She didn't say but 5 words to me the whole session though, if even that. After the formal introduction, she asked how long I came to see how for and I told her, 15 minutes.
I placed the dough on the table as instructed, it was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She then dropped her towel towel to display a thin body that was kind of scrawny in my honest opinion. She looked every bit of 5'6 120 lbs as stated via text. Her breastess'es were C cups, but had mild hangtime on them. I'd still list them as youthful though, as they looked like some young girls breastess'es.
Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass it was a thin ass. It had very little meat on it and almost looked flat, but I'd say it was a thin / petite ass. Body looked ok. Definitely. After she de-toweled, I de-clothed all by myself, with no help from her at all. We were both in our naked meat suits now, as she instructed me to sit at the edge of the bed.
I did just that as she placed a towel on the floor, got on her knees beneath me, applied the magnum garbage bag condom, and gots ta sucking. Errr, I thought it was supposed to be some BB sucky, but I guess not. Anyways, she gots ta sucking and the sucking was pretty terrible. I felt no suction at all and she started doing something that thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out.
She would put her mouth on it for no more than 15 seconds, then spit the spermicide out of her mouth and down onto the towel below. Fvcking gross! She also started using the same spit-soaked towel to wipe her face, eyes and around her mouth with. Are you kidding me? For 5 good minutes, I'm watching this chic suck, spit and wipe. She was wiping her face, eyes and mouth with that spitty ass towel. Pretty disgusting! I couldn't even stand to look at her anymore. I was ready to pull my pants up and climb out the window head first.
After 5 minutes of thoroughly grossing me out with her nastiness, she asked me if I had my own condom as my cock was dangling at no mast at the time. I told her no, just do it for a minute without. I really didn't want her doing it without, because of what I just saw, but I knew that was the only way I would get it up with this chic. She pulled the condom off and ba re sucked me for about 90 seconds, as I had to will an erection out of me.
As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?
I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.
She wasn't giving me any throw backs, but she was giving me some good moans throughout. She also had some medium friction on her walls. I pounded out her one and only hole in doggie as she kept the other supposed one covered with her left hand the whole time. 5 minutes into my pound game, I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out immediately. I told her I had enough of her and she got off the bed and put her towel back on. I cleaned up with the wipes she had on the table and started getting dressed. I got dressed and she walked me to the door and gave me a hug goodbye.
Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.
I saw this chick for the same reason you did big guy, I thought some reviews said she was alright and she is attractive no doubt. But I had a bad experience with this broad, posted it and a couple people cosigned. She was super high when I saw her, like hallucinating, I basically had to hold her still just to nut. If it makes you feel better, my experience was way worse than yours.
Oh yea, she stole my lighter!! I forgot to mention that last time.
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?
Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.
I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went.
Knocked on her door and it was opened by a short stubby brown-skinned chic standing beside it. She told me to come on and that's when I noticed Star sitting in a chair to the left on me while rubbing lotion on her arms. I said my greetings to the both of them as Star paid me no mind, but her room mate was more chatty. First thought, this Stsr chic seems a bit absent-minded. She gave me no eye contact and just continued to lotion her skin as I stood in the room.
The room was neat and clean too with no smoke smells anywhere. 2 nice comfortable double beds, with no signs of any mattresses on the floor. That looked nice so far. Star was wrapped up in a 2-piece towel (1 for her upper body and the other for her lower). That 2 piece towel thing looked pretty goofy and I could tell from the sides of the towel that her breastess'es sagged a bit. Her room mate asked if I came for Star and I said, "yes", but should have said, "hell no" and kept it moving.
The room mate left the room a few minutes later and Star finally got down from off of her high horse and walked up to me to give me a hug. That was pretty nice of her. She didn't say but 5 words to me the whole session though, if even that. After the formal introduction, she asked how long I came to see how for and I told her, 15 minutes.
I placed the dough on the table as instructed, it was 60 bones for 15 minutes. She then dropped her towel towel to display a thin body that was kind of scrawny in my honest opinion. She looked every bit of 5'6 120 lbs as stated via text. Her breastess'es were C cups, but had mild hangtime on them. I'd still list them as youthful though, as they looked like some young girls breastess'es.
Her stomach was flat, with no stretch marks or any signs of childbirth and her ass it was a thin ass. It had very little meat on it and almost looked flat, but I'd say it was a thin / petite ass. Body looked ok. Definitely. After she de-toweled, I de-clothed all by myself, with no help from her at all. We were both in our naked meat suits now, as she instructed me to sit at the edge of the bed.
I did just that as she placed a towel on the floor, got on her knees beneath me, applied the magnum garbage bag condom, and gots ta sucking. Errr, I thought it was supposed to be some BB sucky, but I guess not. Anyways, she gots ta sucking and the sucking was pretty terrible. I felt no suction at all and she started doing something that thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out.
She would put her mouth on it for no more than 15 seconds, then spit the spermicide out of her mouth and down onto the towel below. Fvcking gross! She also started using the same spit-soaked towel to wipe her face, eyes and around her mouth with. Are you kidding me? For 5 good minutes, I'm watching this chic suck, spit and wipe. She was wiping her face, eyes and mouth with that spitty ass towel. Pretty disgusting! I couldn't even stand to look at her anymore. I was ready to pull my pants up and climb out the window head first.
After 5 minutes of thoroughly grossing me out with her nastiness, she asked me if I had my own condom as my cock was dangling at no mast at the time. I told her no, just do it for a minute without. I really didn't want her doing it without, because of what I just saw, but I knew that was the only way I would get it up with this chic. She pulled the condom off and ba re sucked me for about 90 seconds, as I had to will an erection out of me.
As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?
I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.
She wasn't giving me any throw backs, but she was giving me some good moans throughout. She also had some medium friction on her walls. I pounded out her one and only hole in doggie as she kept the other supposed one covered with her left hand the whole time. 5 minutes into my pound game, I blew a medium load into the cover and pulled out immediately. I told her I had enough of her and she got off the bed and put her towel back on. I cleaned up with the wipes she had on the table and started getting dressed. I got dressed and she walked me to the door and gave me a hug goodbye.
Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
As soon as she saw my nature starting to rise, she immediately stopped sucking and placed the same condom back on my cock. She asked which position I wanted and I eagerly choosed doggie, so I wouldn't have to look at her spit-soaked face. I entered her in doggie and gots ta stroking. As soon as I looked down and entered her, I was like, where the fuck is this chic's asshole. I didn't even see a hole back there for her asshole. WTF?
I kept stroking for 10 seconds and trying to look for her asshole when she suddenly reached behind with her left hand and covered the spot, with her hand, that was supposed to be her asshole. I guess she saw me looking? I kept pounding anyways, with a bit of disgust on my face, as she was opening her legs further and positioning herself in such a way that allowed me to go deep. I could tell she likes to get pounded, but I just wanted to get mines and get the hell on.
Holy Shit. I wonder if she's a post op TS? LOL.
MrHobbyist
04-21-17, 05:50
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.No butthole, I don't think I can get the picture out of my head. Someone pounding the shit out of a chick from behind with a disgusted look on their face, searching desperately for an asshole. You have to admit, that is some funny shit (pun intended).
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
Nice girl, but no repeat. She has no skill and I was disgusted by her actions the whole time. Also, that no butthole thing still got me shook up. How does she take a shit? She looks far better in her pics, than she looks in person. I'll still give her "6" In looks and a "5" In service. She was fresh out the shower, but that's not enough for me to repeat. My damage is done here.Johnny Maps you should have asked her what's up with the no star fish? Perhaps her crappy attitude in the sack is because she's perpetually backed up.
No butthole, I don't think I can get the picture out of my head. Someone pounding the shit out of a chick from behind with a disgusted look on their face, searching desperately for an asshole. You have to admit, that is some funny shit (pun intended).I found this pic on her site. I sure don't see a backdoor exit! I might have to schedule a visit with her to see in person.
Grizzly383
04-21-17, 20:27
I saw her when she first emerged and had good reviews. And does have an asshole. Haha. She was open to anal and I even tried but she was too tight so went in the fort door.
I found this pic on her site. I sure don't see a backdoor exit! I might have to schedule a visit with her to see in person.
Michael Caffey
04-21-17, 20:45
She's either LEO, real new or real dumb. Posting specifics in an ad like that is a quick way to get busted.Or a sighting of the rare North American red headed cum guzzler.
WholeThang448
04-21-17, 22:49
http://liveescortreviews.com/ad/atlanta/470-276-2868/1/1919470
This chic thoroughly disgusted me and grossed me out about 3 weeks ago. I saw a whole lot of chatter about this chic a few weeks ago and that piqued my interest. I think. I text her one day just messing with her to see what all she'd do for the dinero. She quoted me a high rate which I wasn't giving her. After I inquired about BB services, she said that, that would be a higher rate, then quoted me a lower rate some 30 minutes later. What?
Chic seemed confused as that made no sense at all. I figured she probably had another chic texting the rates for her as I read a few people made mention of a room mate. Anyways, I told her to send the address and she did a few minutes later. When I googled the address, it was to a motel on the east side of town. Wow! How convenient. I thought the reviews all said that she was in a dirty apartment on the west side of town with a mattress on the floor.
I guess she's now upgraded? I thought, well she's on my side of town now, I may just pay her a visit. I figured if anything, I'll just go for the BB neck alone and keep it moving. I went ahead and washed my ass, then headed over to her place. Got there some 45 minutes later and text her upon my arrival. All communications were done via text and she didn't even ask any police questions. She relayed her room number to me and up the stairs case towards her room I went..That's a birth defect and if it's not fixed after birth then you know where the feces come out right?
Head Hunting
04-21-17, 23:50
I saw this chick for the same reason you did big guy, I thought some reviews said she was alright and she is attractive no doubt. But I had a bad experience with this broad, posted it and a couple people cosigned. She was super high when I saw her, like hallucinating, I basically had to hold her still just to nut. If it makes you feel better, my experience was way worse than yours.
Oh yea, she stole my lighter!! I forgot to mention that last time.So, does she have a butthole or not?
That's a birth defect and if it's not fixed after birth then you know where the feces come out right?Pretty impressive. The fact that none of them complained of the smell.
So, does she have a butthole or not?It appears she does not, so hobbyists visiting her automatically receive a two for the price of one experience without knowing it....lol
I personally think its a post op tranny. Believe what you want though. They take the anus and make it a vagina. These men get surgery, move to another state and start a new life. Look at the picture....you telling me no way in hell thats a man? lmaooo Im sorry fellas but this is the world we live in. May the Lord have mercy on us!
KermitFrog
04-22-17, 08:56
So, does she have a butthole or not?This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read. I can just picture the guy looking around for it while he's going to town. Lifting her leg, spreading her cheeks, pulling out his phone light for a brighter view. Haha.
I personally think its a post op tranny. Believe what you want though. They take the anus and make it a vagina. These men get surgery, move to another state and start a new life. Look at the picture....you telling me no way in hell thats a man? lmaooo Im sorry fellas but this is the world we live in. May the Lord have mercy on us!In other words, some here have partaken of the "mysterious" fruit without even knowing it.....lol
ClarkVegas111
04-22-17, 10:17
In other words, some here have partaken of the "mysterious" fruit without even knowing it.....lolI saw her and I saw a butt hole. It was funny though having a convo with myself after reading the post wondering did I really see it or not? LOL.
Ozymandias
04-22-17, 10:53
I personally think its a post op tranny. Believe what you want though. They take the anus and make it a vagina. These men get surgery, move to another state and start a new life. Look at the picture....you telling me no way in hell thats a man? lmaooo Im sorry fellas but this is the world we live in. May the Lord have mercy on us!No, of course they don't "Take the anus and make it a vagina": imagine the likelihood of post-op infection if they did this!
They just build a vagina (vaginoplasty) where the dick used to be, so a post-op TS is going to have two holes, an anus and an (artificial) vagina. I guess it's a pretty advanced procedure nowadays, as they can even enervate the built vagina (they can build a clitoris, for example). I don't think it self-lubricates yet, but I'm sure that's in the development pipeline.
(In some cases they'll take a piece of colon and graft it in as the vagina.).
I don't know, I can't comprehend ever wanting to do such a thing, but folks do! I've had major surgery, and it sucked big time, biggest ass-kicking I ever had (three month recovery); why anyone wants elective major surgery, I simply cannot imagine.
There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.
O.
No, of course they don't "Take the anus and make it a vagina": imagine the likelihood of post-op infection if they did this!
They just build a vagina (vaginoplasty) where the dick used to be, so a post-op TS is going to have two holes, an anus and an (artificial) vagina. I guess it's a pretty advanced procedure nowadays, as they can even enervate the built vagina (they can build a clitoris, for example). I don't think it self-lubricates yet, but I'm sure that's in the development pipeline.
(In some cases they'll take a piece of colon and graft it in as the vagina.).
I don't know, I can't comprehend ever wanting to do such a thing, but folks do! I've had major surgery, and it sucked big time, biggest ass-kicking I ever had (three month recovery); why anyone wants elective major surgery, I simply cannot imagine.
There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.
O.There are infact babies born with an imperforate anus where the veejay and anus are joined into one opening.
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/001147.htm
There are infact babies born with an imperforate anus where the veejay and anus are joined into one opening.
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/001147.htmReally? No shit?
There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.
O.When that day comes, I hope someone will invent a portable "true gender" detector and my libido is long retired by then.
PeteAppleSeed
04-22-17, 16:21
What the fuck is happening to this thread.
There are infact babies born with an imperforate anus where the veejay and anus are joined into one opening.
https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/001147.htm
What the fuck is happening to this thread.Nothing, just consider this a teachable moment! Who knew some male/female individuals do not have a visible asshole or the anal canal passes right through the veejay/dick. I certainly did not know anything about this before this morning.
Firm Offer
04-22-17, 17:08
Nothing, just consider this a teachable moment! Who knew some male/female individuals do not have a visible asshole or the anal canal passes right through the veejay/dick. I certainly did not know anything about this before this morning.We have like 20 posts here with asshole chat! I don't check out this thread regularly for asshole chat! LOL Can't we move on? Just saying!
Head Hunting
04-22-17, 21:30
No, of course they don't "Take the anus and make it a vagina": imagine the likelihood of post-op infection if they did this!
They just build a vagina (vaginoplasty) where the dick used to be, so a post-op TS is going to have two holes, an anus and an (artificial) vagina. I guess it's a pretty advanced procedure nowadays, as they can even enervate the built vagina (they can build a clitoris, for example). I don't think it self-lubricates yet, but I'm sure that's in the development pipeline.
(In some cases they'll take a piece of colon and graft it in as the vagina.).
I don't know, I can't comprehend ever wanting to do such a thing, but folks do! I've had major surgery, and it sucked big time, biggest ass-kicking I ever had (three month recovery); why anyone wants elective major surgery, I simply cannot imagine.
There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.
O.This is a Stephen King novel waiting to happen. I'm scared as hell already.
This has to be the funniest thread I've ever read. I can just picture the guy looking around for it while he's going to town. Lifting her leg, spreading her cheeks, pulling out his phone light for a brighter view. Haha.Just go see her and Imagine you are doing a hen like your old times when you were in the countryside!! Lol !!.
I personally think its a post op tranny. Believe what you want though. They take the anus and make it a vagina. These men get surgery, move to another state and start a new life. Look at the picture....you telling me no way in hell thats a man? lmaooo Im sorry fellas but this is the world we live in. May the Lord have mercy on us!Anus into a vagina? Is that how it works in your kindergarten brain? Talk about a thread for stupid shit, this is the most absurd thing I've read in a long time.
Ozymandias
04-23-17, 11:45
We have like 20 posts here with asshole chat! I don't check out this thread regularly for asshole chat! LOL Can't we move on? Just saying!The "hole count" is the newest level of monger securityear old.
MrHobbyist
04-24-17, 06:57
Johnny's got his own thread for stupid shit. This aught to be good.
Knight Crawler
04-25-17, 15:49
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.
Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.
Swore I wouldn't tell the story.
The Parrot
04-25-17, 16:13
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.
Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.
Swore I wouldn't tell the story.Wow, she sounds like a real disgusting provider to avoid.
I have nothing against rock smokers, and I've had Bbjcim from quite a few. But having a weird and dirty poop hole is where I draw the line.
Also, squatting over the sink?? WTF, sounds like she is ratchet as hell!
Head Hunting
04-26-17, 02:26
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.
Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.
Swore I wouldn't tell the story.You are a brave, brave man.
*slow clap*.
Well, at least you lived to play another day.
MrHobbyist
04-26-17, 05:34
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.
Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.
Swore I wouldn't tell the story.Just when you think this one couldn't get any nastier, knight crawler comes out with this report. Damn.
Wow, she sounds like a real disgusting provider to avoid.
I have nothing against rock smokers, and I've had Bbjcim from quite a few. But having a weird and dirty poop hole is where I draw the line.
Also, squatting over the sink?? WTF, sounds like she is ratchet as hell!He said bathtub faucet, not bathroom sink.
This may the the greatest thread I've ever come across lmao and johnny got his own thread? I'm dead. Keep it up guys!
TruvadaSaves
06-01-17, 17:45
This is a Stephen King novel waiting to happen. I'm scared as hell already.
No, of course they don't "Take the anus and make it a vagina": imagine the likelihood of post-op infection if they did this!
They just build a vagina (vaginoplasty) where the dick used to be, so a post-op TS is going to have two holes, an anus and an (artificial) vagina. I guess it's a pretty advanced procedure nowadays, as they can even enervate the built vagina (they can build a clitoris, for example). I don't think it self-lubricates yet, but I'm sure that's in the development pipeline.
(In some cases they'll take a piece of colon and graft it in as the vagina.).
I don't know, I can't comprehend ever wanting to do such a thing, but folks do! I've had major surgery, and it sucked big time, biggest ass-kicking I ever had (three month recovery); why anyone wants elective major surgery, I simply cannot imagine.
There IS going to come a time when a TS is indistinguishable from a "born" woman, probably within ten years or so (when they can just grow an actual vagina and install it like a car part); call it a future monger challenge.
O.Pro tip, if the girl's clit looks way larger than usual, good chance you're dealing with a tranny.
And if this is the case, I don't need to tell you to proceed with caution. The HIV rate for Trannies in ATL sex workers is through the roof, I'm talking 1 in 3. That's why I always cover up. Never know when what you think is a girl, was born a man.
SkyHighBuilder
08-10-17, 01:23
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking. My first thought was to grab my money that she left in the room and bounce, but the little head was doing all the thinking. Star returns to the room 5-7 mins later. She assumes the position and we finish where we left off after some CBJ. This time no hand in vag as she was on all fours on the mattress. I stared into her compromised anus and thought, "What a wreck". Star was surprisingly deep for her build. When I hit bottom, she nearly climbed the wall. As I stroked her out, I was like damn she's creamy. When I finally blew my load and pulled out, I realized why she was so creamy. This chic still had a hot one in the chamber! Wash yo azz! Guess I was hoping that she was giving lipservice to the other client.
Star excuses herself to the bathroom and starts taking a ho-bath (squatting under the bathtub faucet). Pissed, I snatched $20 of my money back. Got dressed and bounced while she was still in squatting in the tub.
Swore I wouldn't tell the story.Sorry to jump in her but check you box. I can't reply to your PM. SKY.
KingSlayer22
02-02-19, 10:27
Hey pm me an email or other contact.
AncientAlien
02-03-19, 06:46
Star has an anus. Good grief.
I sadly admit to have dabbled in Star as well. One of the weirdest experiences in all my years of mongering. I saw her at the infamous apartment with the air mattress and projector on the floor. Started off cool. $80 for the quickie, but negotiated down to $60. Get there and she got started after phoning her BF / Pimp / Dealer to let him know that she needed a rock and that she had 2 dates and quoted $60 and $40. Star was given permission to get 2 rocks from the stash in the kitchen. Now, I knew she had another date that day, but what I didn't know is that one of you bastards was STILL there in the other bedroom!
Star starts giving BBBJ and mentions that her mouth was dry. She takes a swigg of soda and then goes back to sucking with it in her mouth. She let it run out of her mouth into a puddle in front of her. She gets up and bends over in K9. I go in and immediately feel something scratching the bottom of my shaft as I worry the condom might break. I stroke a few more times before looking down to see what the problem was. I noticed she had part of her hand in her snatch pulling down. ? I don't know if she was trying to prevent deep penetration or what, but when I asked her to move her hand she pops up and tells me that she has another client in the other room to finish off and that she would be right back. WTF? Before I could say anything, off she ran to the other room where I could hear her talking..About a month ago I went to an Asian apt it was around noon time when I got there and when I went in was met by a young Asian girl who was not very attractive, so I asked who else was available. She then knocked on another bedroom door speaking something in her native language. As I am sitting in the living room waiting a guy comes out of the bedroom all disheveled like he had been sleeping walks past me and goes outside, a minute later a girl comes out in bra and panties same look as the guy just woke up, stands in front of me as if to say what do you think. So let me get this straight you have been sleeping with your boyfriend all night you jump out of bed and parade yourself in front of a potential client. Are you F#_ at ing kidding me I got up and left and will never go to another Asian apt again are we Americans that gullible?
About a month ago I went to an Asian apt it was around noon time when I got there and when I went in was met by a young Asian girl who was not very attractive, so I asked who else was available. She then knocked on another bedroom door speaking something in her native language. As I am sitting in the living room waiting a guy comes out of the bedroom all disheveled like he had been sleeping walks past me and goes outside, a minute later a girl comes out in bra and panties same look as the guy just woke up, stands in front of me as if to say what do you think. So let me get this straight you have been sleeping with your boyfriend all night you jump out of bed and parade yourself in front of a potential client. Are you F#_ at ing kidding me I got up and left and will never go to another Asian apt again are we Americans that gullible?Ha ha. Those are the kinds of things you'll encounter as a sport fucker, regardless of the woman's ethnicity. It's a big turn-off for most guys to see the dude who just fucked a woman before they do, which is why most providers take a few minutes between customers so they don't see each other. I walked out of a CAMP one time because a really weird-looking guy had just finished with my fav provider and I just couldn't accept it that particular day. Chalk it up to the game and move on.
Knight Crawler
02-04-19, 17:44
Not that I mind, just wish I hadn't seen the other dude's 'drip-drip'. LOL.
Any other time, I'm cool with the other guy warming it up for me. Just means that I'll take it from there. Hell, when I've had my wheaties I wouldn't want to follow behind me. The next man up is going to be pissed when he gets the starfish treatment.
AncientAlien
02-05-19, 06:43
Not that I mind, just wish I hadn't seen the other dude's 'drip-drip'. LOL.
Any other time, I'm cool with the other guy warming it up for me. Just means that I'll take it from there. Hell, when I've had my wheaties I wouldn't want to follow behind me. The next man up is going to be pissed when he gets the starfish treatment.I get that and I know these women have men coming in all day, in this instance it appeared to me that they were actually sleeping. That's what bothered me, how some dude could be sleeping with his girlfriend / wife then put her out there for others. No hygiene, combing of the hair, brushing teeth etc. MEH.
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