Dildo Baggens
04-19-17, 01:45
I was visiting down in my old haunts this week and noticed a plethora Of AAMP's in the east SGV. Being advertised on BP Used Cars section! Just kidding. Actually in both women\men and Massage. Decided to give it a try since it's been several years I have done this sort of thing, (Hills of La habra heights ring a bell?)
They advertised DFK and GFE! Pretty tough to get that sort of thing up here in my new digs in the central valley because the providers that advertise those extras are mostly edentulous and the last thing I want to be is their BFE!
I digress, I found this place as I said on back page in an apartment complex on Colima rd. Just south of the strip centers of puente hills mall.
It was your basic two call, or in my case, fucking 5 call system because the very sexy sounding woman on the other end of the call possessed limited directional English skills. Once we established I was to go to the Left gate and not the "Reft grate " I was then directed to parking structure "420" . Possibly a good omen? Side thought: It's a strange feeling wandering around an apartment complex when you're the only anglo surfier around, (my apologies to the Beach Boys).
Finally got to the room, where I gently tapped on the the door. What seemed like minuets, the door breached open as though there was a spring loaded device giving me permission to enter. As I entered a very petite almost alarmingly young asian greeted me dressed in very transparent evening attire. Being cautious, I said " I'm here for a massage and I understand a shower is included" I note to younger mongers. Always never be direct in these situations. You never know if it's a sting or not.
Well let it be said, because I'm writing this from a comfortable bed and not a cot in the LACJ things reveled themselves in a positive manner when jenny or JUJU systematically began to remove her lacy garments and then began to direct me to the shower where she began " WASHIN ME DOWN" like the Al Green \ Talking Heads song. I was safe at home. and of course little BBBJ in the shower, and me being the " Jim Slip" of Gentleman reciprocated in kind. Candy Sweet, is all I can say.The rest I'll leave up to your imagination. For those of you that are still stuck on the " Auto Section" Time for an oil change.....
Baggens.
They advertised DFK and GFE! Pretty tough to get that sort of thing up here in my new digs in the central valley because the providers that advertise those extras are mostly edentulous and the last thing I want to be is their BFE!
I digress, I found this place as I said on back page in an apartment complex on Colima rd. Just south of the strip centers of puente hills mall.
It was your basic two call, or in my case, fucking 5 call system because the very sexy sounding woman on the other end of the call possessed limited directional English skills. Once we established I was to go to the Left gate and not the "Reft grate " I was then directed to parking structure "420" . Possibly a good omen? Side thought: It's a strange feeling wandering around an apartment complex when you're the only anglo surfier around, (my apologies to the Beach Boys).
Finally got to the room, where I gently tapped on the the door. What seemed like minuets, the door breached open as though there was a spring loaded device giving me permission to enter. As I entered a very petite almost alarmingly young asian greeted me dressed in very transparent evening attire. Being cautious, I said " I'm here for a massage and I understand a shower is included" I note to younger mongers. Always never be direct in these situations. You never know if it's a sting or not.
Well let it be said, because I'm writing this from a comfortable bed and not a cot in the LACJ things reveled themselves in a positive manner when jenny or JUJU systematically began to remove her lacy garments and then began to direct me to the shower where she began " WASHIN ME DOWN" like the Al Green \ Talking Heads song. I was safe at home. and of course little BBBJ in the shower, and me being the " Jim Slip" of Gentleman reciprocated in kind. Candy Sweet, is all I can say.The rest I'll leave up to your imagination. For those of you that are still stuck on the " Auto Section" Time for an oil change.....
Baggens.