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Jonaminc
03-18-05, 23:15
It hurts gentleman, oh how it hurts to see that "the burg" is nothing more than a vacuum of unfulfilled sexual pangs. Nothing new since December, and I know, the board was being updated, but Jackson's done a stellar job of getting things back-up-and-running, yet still, nothing to post. I lay no accusation on any of the fine Central, PA mongers. Rather, well, we can say its somewhat the fault of LE, but there's something deeper at work here and I've yet to understand just what it might be.

We are left with 2 decent strip clubs (one obviously far more decent than the other), 1 extra pricey incall establishment across the river where frequent smiles can be obtained, and 3 places that appear, by all means, to be upstanding end-smile establishments. Yet each of them, charging obscene prices, disappoints on every occasion.

If all this seems foreign to you, just read earlier posts. As for me, having come into some Texas hold-em winnings, I decided to do the tour. Beginning at SOS (Spa on Second in Harrisburg), moving on in a subsequent week to Therapeutic Massage (Yocumtown Exit off rte 83), then this past week, heading to L&C (Lavender and Cream on Cameron St between the Burg and Steelton). Each of these three places offered the promise of something extra and special. Yet in each case, I (and other parts of the "I") were disappointed. Here's a quick rundown:

SOS
Chalice - Looks = 3, Massage = 6, nude offered for way too much more, no extras available.

Therapeutic Massage
Jenny - Looks = 7, Massage = 4, no extras available

L&C
Flower - Looks = 8, Massage = 1, not only no extras available, but Flower greeted me in a very sexy outfit and returned for the massage in a baggy t-shirt and shorts.

I had been at SOS & L&C in the past and had experiences that included extra touch and happy endings (not to mention more in a very rare experience at L&C). These times all seem to have past. If anyone knows of something I don't about the nature of what's happening, let me know. If you know of a provider at any of these three that justifies the prices they charge; again, let me know . Actually, let us ALL know.

Street Action also seems to have diminished. I haven't mongered the streets in a while though, so if anyone has other information, please post it. Let's get this Harrisburg thread rolling again.

Much luck to you all,

Minc

Android67
05-05-05, 00:59
It hurts gentleman, oh how it hurts to see that "the burg" is nothing more than a vacuum of unfulfilled sexual pangs. We are left with 2 decent strip clubs (one obviously far more decent than the other), 1 extra pricey incall establishment across the river where frequent smiles can be obtained, and 3 places that appear, by all means, to be upstanding end-smile establishments. Yet each of them, charging obscene prices, disappoints on every occasion.Well, someone got some play in Harrisburg, but unfortunately it wasn't me. I was leaving one of the aforementioned strip clubs more frustrated than normal -- missed a couple favorite dancers, got an as-hot-as-allowed LD from my ATF that just left me horny. As I fire up the SUV, I notice movement in the car to my right. Looking over, I see a pretty brunette in a sequined dress riding her man cowgirl. I gave them a couple minutes before I turned on my lights and pulled away, leaving them pretty much exposed. I think she was finished, though, as she sorta collapsed onto him -- either that, or he lost wood.

Just wish it was me getting rode hard... Did have a decent experience in York last week: Tokyo Spa -- older attendant (40s), not as petite as I like, but large nice natural tits, average massage, surprised me with a little BBBJ before covering up, nice finish in mish. I left satisfied, but I still miss the local girls I'd been seeing -- it's nice to be able to converse a bit sometimes. I might have to try Ruby's/Rendezvous again.

Jon, I must be senile. What's the extra-pricey incall place? Certainly not Athena?

A.

Cooter Hunter
06-07-05, 12:14
Guys, where are the stripclubs in Harrisburg, I prefer the smaller, not too crwoded, hole in the wall type places, perhaps with chics who are just a little older. Its been my experience that you get more bang for the buck in these types of places. Anyway, TIA for any info on stripclubs in Harrisburg or the immediate surrounding areas. I live in Elizabeth town and I don't wanna drive terribly far for some fun. Thanx guys

Android67
06-07-05, 19:42
Guys, where are the stripclubs in Harrisburg, I prefer the smaller, not too crwoded, hole in the wall type places, perhaps with chics who are just a little older. Its been my experience that you get more bang for the buck in these types of places. Anyway, TIA for any info on stripclubs in Harrisburg or the immediate surrounding areas. I live in Elizabeth town and I don't wanna drive terribly far for some fun. Thanx guysWLC,

Seeing as you're coming from E-Town, you should check out Club GoodTimes in Columbia, off US-30. I think they'd fit your bill perfectly -- they're smaller, kinda homey, and BYOB. Get directions from their website (www.clubgoodtimes.com) and/or Mapquest -- it's not too hard once you've been there.

The Hbg clubs are next to each other just off I-83 at the Colonial Park/Progress/US-22 exit -- take US-22 West, and they'll be on your right after maybe a 1/2 mile. Oasis is larger, with more of a "club" feel, but the decor is pretty haphazard and the girls can really vary in quality -- one of the best just quit -- and their prices are higher (because the house takes all of the money, so the girl has to ask for a tip on top of what you paid for a LD). Adult World is OK, not super cozy, but the quality of the girls is consistently high, and you tip the girl directly, so you know SHE gets the money (www.adultworldx.com). No alcohol permitted at either club (township law).

Further up river, near Selinsgrove, is Wild J's, but they're 45 minutes from Hbg, so I doubt you'd hit them. Also, you could check out the Strip Club List -- I don't know what's east of you in Lancaster.

Any questions? (I obviously spend too much time at these joints!)

Tml6400
06-30-05, 10:41
Has anyone had a chance to try out the new Theraputic Massage place in the strip mall next to the Strip Clubs on Rt 22?

Sam
07-01-05, 22:25
The place is so new that the realtor's lock is still there.

steve89391
07-02-05, 13:57
Good one Sam. I actually laughed out loud when I read your comment. LOL

Sam
07-08-05, 17:33
The place is run by the same people who have the Newberry Theraputic Massage on 83 between York and Harrisburg..

Costs are: 30 = 65 / 45 = 85 / 60 = 105
Girls work off tips for: topless / nude / mutual
Swedish massage 90% of body
It is open between 4 PM - 12 midnight seven days/week

Android67
07-18-05, 01:16
The place is run by the same people who have the Newberry Theraputic Massage on 83 between York and Harrisburg..

Costs are: 30 = 65 / 45 = 85 / 60 = 105
Girls work off tips for: topless / nude / mutual
Swedish massage 90% of body
It is open between 4 PM - 12 midnight seven days/weekWhich means it will probably be a disappointment. That 10% makes all the difference. Has anyone tried the VIP Wellness Spa in Penbrook? Sounds like it's the same deal. I might give it a try just to make sure, though. I'll let you know what I find out.

Sam
07-20-05, 20:47
The Harrisburg Yellow Book has 20 Massage listings. Anyone want to go make the rounds and report on them? You can get phone/addresses from book.

All Yours
Alta View Wellness Center
American Ambiance
Body Therapy by Thelma
Bowers, Diane (Dillsburg)
Emma's Center for Body and Soul
Enounters
Four Tress
Girls Girls Girls
Jean Blue
Newberry Therapeutic Massage (Etters) - by now we all know this is a rip.
Princess Entertainment
Pure Angels
Sandi's
Sorority Girls Harrisburg
Spa on 2nd
Thera Touch Massage & Facials (New Cumberland)
Tranquility Spa (York)
VIP Wellness Spa

Sam
08-09-05, 11:07
Five area women were charged with prostitution after they offered undercover officers sex acts for money, Harrisubrg police said.
The arrests, part of a sting operation, were made between 3 a.m. and 6 a.m. July 29 in the midtown and Hill neighborhoods, police said.
Arrested were Harrisburg residents (names and general addresses given in paper but deleted here) ages 31, 40, 44, 37 and 36.
The officers were driving unmarked cars when they were approached by the women at different locations and times, police said.
The women were released and will receive summonses in the mail to appear in court.
- The Patriot-News, Tues. Aug. 9, Page B6


And here I thought Hbg was dead.

Sam
08-22-05, 11:41
The new Verizon Phone book lists these under "non-theraputic massage"

( I deleted the ones which are duplicates in the Yellow Pages Phone book)

Bear Essence
Encounters (www.EncountersPA.com) is also in YP
Endless Entertainment
Exotic Entertainment (www.exoticentertainment.net)
Femme-Fatale
Girls, Girls, Girls (www.PA-girls.com) is also in YP
Lily Spa Oriental (York)
PA’s Finest Entertainment
Sias Day Spa

Ok. So now you know their names and where to find them. Some reports would be good. Nothing specific of course.

Gadshill
08-22-05, 12:16
More reports can be found on the PN website. Sting operation in Cumberland county and arrests in Lebanon. Be careful out there.


Five area women were charged with prostitution after they offered undercover officers sex acts for money, Harrisubrg police said.

The arrests, part of a sting operation, were made between 3 a.m. and 6 a.m. July 29 in the midtown and Hill neighborhoods, police said.

Arrested were Harrisburg residents (names and general addresses given in paper but deleted here) ages 31, 40, 44, 37 and 36.

The officers were driving unmarked cars when they were approached by the women at different locations and times, police said.

The women were released and will receive summonses in the mail to appear in court.

The Patriot-News, Tues. Aug. 9, Page B6

And here I thought Hbg was dead.

Android67
08-22-05, 19:27
The new Verizon Phone book lists these under "non-theraputic massage" Ok. So now you know their names and where to find them. Some reports would be good. Nothing specific of course.

Exotic Entertainment (www.exoticentertainment.net) Bad website.


Girls, Girls, Girls (www.PA-girls.com) Bad website too.


Sias Day Spa Sounds & looks legit to me.


Encounters (www.EncountersPA.com) Also known as Rendezvous Entertainment and Ruby's Entertainment; don't believe the "Accurate Pictures and Descriptions" line on the website -- some might be, but some (most?) are not. Have had mixed results -- two different girls named 'Marissa' provided decent rub w/ happy ending (neither was girl in pic, which hasn't changed), third girl provided good backrub but no extras at all. A little expensive at 2.5 or 3 Jacks agency fee plus $+ tip.

Been hitting J-Spa in York -- very convenient location, decent providers (Tokyo has gone downhill). Might have to swing down that way tonight.

Sam
08-26-05, 23:08
Has anyone tried the VIP Wellness Spa in Penbrook? Sounds like it's the same deal. I might give it a try just to make sure, though. I'll let you know what I find out.


The place is closed... "Building for rent" signs are in windows.

Android67
08-27-05, 20:41
The place is closed... "Building for rent" signs are in windows.That didn't last long. Their location wasn't the greatest, right on the main drag, no off-street parking that I know of. Has anyone tried the other new place down by Oasis & Adult World?

I may have found a new P4P. A former stripper friend called me, asking if I wanted a "private show". I'll find out what's on the menu, and if she's looking for new friends. UPDATE: She misses the club scene, only offered essentially a more relaxed lapdance (nicer atmosphere, glass of wine, nice chat); and no, she isn't looking to meet new people -- she trusted me (don't I feel special!) and convinced her BF to trust me as well. An interesting diversion, but nothing more.

A.

Dr_Know
08-31-05, 18:16
I've read all the posts, and it doesn't seem as though there is any streetwalker action in harrisburg or the small cities north (selinsgrove, sunbury, shamokin, lewisburg, milton)

I'm going to be in the area for a while and will do my scouting, but i'd appreciate any info on local providers and streetwalker activity from some fellow mongers. PM me anytime and I'll reply also. Thanks.

Great Expecta
09-18-05, 14:36
I'll be visiting Carlisle, Mechanicsburg and Harrisburg next week. Anyone know of any action out there??

Sam
09-18-05, 16:05
Be very careful. Stay away from truck stops between Carlisle and Hbg. Read previous posts going back to July.

York just had its AMPS closed.

WoodZiLLa
09-25-05, 01:59
I RTFF posts for last year and cruised the areas mentioned near downtown to see what I could see. I'm retired from the Hobby, but still like to hunt. Well, I didn't see anything. NOTHING.

Tried the strip clubs and some of the girls were cute.

Sam
10-06-05, 22:52
CL has opened a Harrisburg section. Perhaps that will bring out some opportunities

troublefreefu
10-18-05, 15:31
CL has opened a Harrisburg section. Perhaps that will bring out some opportunities I've been checking the CL and NOT - So lets get some post here.

I do the Harrisburg visit from time to time and sure would like some good info. Thanks in advance.

Trouble free fun

troublefreefu
10-19-05, 19:14
Got a PM from a long time contributor and I wanted to be sure to clear up any misunderstandings.

I checked the CL and guess what I found NOT=Nothing to be found.

So come on lets get some good info going here.

Tanks again,

Trouble Free Fun

ellwood
10-25-05, 20:32
I plan to visit Harrisburg for first time in few weeks. Looks like Pure Angels, Betsy, and Rubys. Any suggestions?

Max #01
11-01-05, 23:02
In particular, try Dawn Fox (www.dawnfoxx.com) or Christy (www.GoddessChristy.net) when they are visiting. Both are in their mid-late 30s and know how to make you very happy. I have met both ladies and they are worth your while if your scheduled synch up.

Be safe -- Max

Android67
11-02-05, 20:19
I plan to visit Harrisburg for first time in few weeks. Looks like Pure Angels, Betsy, and Rubys. Any suggestions?Ruby's has been very hit or miss for me -- I haven't used them for almost a year now. I've not tried Pure Angels or Betsy... As for independents, I really enjoyed Madison (www.atmadisonsavenue.com), but she is very difficult to schedule with since she is low-volume and has plenty of admirers. She also travels a bit. A few others: Samantha Lee (www.samanthalee.info), Gidget (http://hometown.aol.com/xgidgetx0/), Lauren717. You can search www.escorts.com by ZIP code 17100 to see a few others as well.

Good Luck

Android67
11-09-05, 01:09
Saw a new one tonight -- she advertises as on CL as 'Hott Sexy GFE' [sic] and goes by Azizah.(http://harrisburg.craigslist.org/ers/109518892.html) She and her sister/driver stopped by for a nightcap for $$.5 and while her sister waited, we went into the bedroom. I'd rate her looks as average, with bad teeth pulling her down a bit.

She got undressed quickly, revealing a decent body, but also an unfortunate case of BO -- I didn't say anything, but it definitely affected my performance. We hit the major points: BBBJ (a little toothy), K9, mish, CG, played with the kitty, DFK. If it weren't for the eau d'underarm, it would have been even better. A kiss and a good bye, and they were out the door -- grand total of 30 minutes. Another thing -- she never took off her fur & suede boots, and we were interrupted by her cell phone a couple times. I might call her again, but will try to haggle with her for a better deal (after all, she still owes me a half hour) ;)

Gman618
12-29-05, 22:03
Anyone try this place and if so, any luck on any extras?