2005 Archived General Reports [Archive] - Page 6

Loop Vet

11-16-05, 14:10

Muff Scout is absolutely correct. You will save yourself a lot stress as soon as you understand this. Working girls rarely stress me out anymore because I understand our relationship and no longer let flakiness or their drama effect me.

I had a girl who used to tell me that I was different and that she considered me a close friend more than anything. She'd sleep over on occasion, talk to me about her problems, ask me to do social things with her like go out for drinks (i wonder why?$$?), etc. I'd hear from her at least once a week during the last few months of our "relationship" but knew her for over a year. She was kinda boring in the sack so one day about a month and a half ago I decided to tell her I no longer "date" girls but would like to continue to be her friend. She said how great that was for me and that we'd still be close friends and that she'd come over that weekend to hang out and maybe go out to a club. I haven't heard from her since.

Luckily I knew it was all bullshit in the first place and expected not to see her anymore, so there was no disappointment. I mean, I knew this girl very well. I knew her boyfriend and hung out with him a couple times, she met my mother (something I tried not to let happen but she insisetd), all sorts of stuff. She came over plenty of times where we didnt date and there was no money exchange. But, as soon as I told her my well had dried up for her and that I wasn't p4p anymore, she dissappeared out of my life without a goodbye, a take care, or a keep in touch.

Knowing this would happen beforehand and not kidding myself into believing we were anything more than we what we were was very important. It was kind of liberating.

The thing is, I actually do think she liked me as a friend and I think she enjoyed my company. But, money was her main motivator (most DC loop girls don't have the heavy herion or crack addiction) and since I wasn't a source of money for her anymore, she had no use for me.

Geesh

11-16-05, 14:14

Muff Scout,

I have to thank you for your post. These guys apparently don't realize these girls are street walkers, aka street ******, hookers. They have some sort of sex with more mongers in one night than most of you have with any girl in a month not to mention all their personal problems.

Pick up the girl and treat her with respect pay her a fair price for her service then let her out of the car and forget about her till next time.

The post I really loved was the one where a monger had a s/w girlfriend that wouldn't let him pick up other girls but it was ok for her to go out and do who knows what with any guy that drives along.

Next thing you know we will be getting wedding invitations from fellow mongers in our PMs.

Baltimonger

11-16-05, 18:47

What if it is like my sitchiashun, where the SW supports me (pays for a room, buys me food, puts gas in the car, etc.)?

In reality, you guys are the ones supporting me.

Thanks:)

BBB,
I could have told you that she was putting on a show for you as long time ago. I like my bullshit warm, steaming, and right under my nose where I can get a good whiff of it. She delivers.

About 10 LE cruisers and 2 vans flew down Eagle street Sunday morning to an abandoned house/shooting gallery to lock up just 2 people. Rumor has it that a dealer across the the street is the one who called the cops about the house. It was quite a spectacle.

Muff Scout

11-16-05, 18:56

I think that's called being a pimp you pig:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

11-16-05, 21:14

The other day, while I was sitting in my car on Payson St. near Eagle, some guy came up to the window and knocked on it, told me that he was a cop, and he and his partner had been watching me for a long time. He said he "knew why I was there" wanted to know "what house did she go into?" and if I didn't give up information on a drug house, he would lock me up. He wouldn't take my explanation that I was waiting on someone to bring me gas money (true) so we could get out of there. This guy did not show a badge, and did not have a bulletproof vest on, which all ULE have. Like a royal dumbass, I believed him, and let him in my car.

He ordered me to drive to Morrell Park, and made me give him my driver's license. He walked across the street and around the corner for a few minutes. He came back a few minutes later and gave back my license and asked if I would be willing to wear a wire and get into this particular drug house he kept referencing. In return, I would not get locked up and have my vehicle impounded. For whatever reason, dumbass me still believed this guy. There were several LE cruisers parked in Morrell Park. I could have just pulled up to one and told the officers inside what was going on.

He told me to drive back to Wilkens Ave. where I picked him up. I ran out of gas just as I got back to Wilkens & Monroe. My SW was waiting, and very upset. As soon as she found out what happened, she went completely off on me. I ended up walking down to the Crown gas station and back with gas can in hand. She told a real LEO what had happened. She said she was so mad because she cared about me, and didn't want to see me get robbed, carjacked, or killed by this guy.

Wheezer

11-16-05, 22:03

Muff Scout

11-17-05, 01:34

I'll say this for you, you may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer, but you got a girl paying all the bills. Go figure:)

Hit the stroll twice tonite, both times pretty quiet. Saw blonde Kim both times, but passed.

Was about to head home but spotted Laura on Washington near the school. Pretty girl, thin, with long dark hair. A cups, but very pert. Had a nice time with her for 2.5 jacks. Great bbbj, so so sex. Very pleasant girl, easy to talk to.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Bad Bad Boy

11-17-05, 11:09

I have noticed when I (and some others) submit a post, it usually takes 12 to 24 hours before it appears on our board. The time delays concerns me because much of the information we provide is TIME SENSITIVE and can have a direct effect on our safety and welfare.

For example, some members talk about LE operations at various locations, girls who are out and about, where they are located, what is going on in these areas, what to watch out for, or ask other questions which we are not able to answer in a timely manner.

In other words, it's like telling a joke and waiting for 24 hours for the punch line to be delivered. By time some of our posts appear on the board, we are off on another discussion and have lost total continuity or flow of the conversation.

I AM NOT COMPLAINING. I realize that there has to be some control over what is said and happens here. Not everyone will use good common sense. I have tried to find out by going back to our home web page and some our links but haven't been able to find the answers to some of my questions.

I realize that some of these posts are monitored by an "Administrator", but my questions are:

1. Is our Administrator one of our senior members or a manager of this site?

2. How often are these posts reviewed (e.g., every 4, 8, 12 hours)?

3. Are all posts monitored or just new member posts?

4. Are senior members' posts monitored?

5. Is there anything that can be done to speed up the posting?

This a GREAT SITE. It's a very useful and informative site and am glad we have a forum to discuss these issues. I am also grateful to the managers of this site for having the guts and foresite to create and run it for us.

Again, I am not complaining but trying to find out what's happening.

Thanks, BBB

Hi BBB,

Please read the Forum FAQ.

Thanks,

Jackson

Loop Vet

11-17-05, 18:05

Anyone who could possibly believe any of this is stupid.

Pot.Kettle.black

I think Balti was just being silly, there, Wheeze. If you know Baltimonger and look at the other posts prior to his, you might realize Balti was not being serious.

Baltimonger

11-17-05, 18:30

What a bunch of bullshit. Anyone who could possibly believe any of this is stupid.

That other guy wrote some amusing fantasy stories a couple weeks ago. Apparently you are trying to immitate him, but not too well.
If any of you guys pick up Mandi, just ask her. She'll tell you it happened. She is none too pleased about it either.

Why is is that about 90% of your posts are directed as attacks on me? Remember Muffengate?

There was a recent Muffen sighting on this board.

I agree with you that Muffen is a sweet wonderful girl, who I hope never to see out on the streets selling herself for drug money. If I do see her, I will be sooooooo profoundly upset with her, I just might have to pick her up and fuck her.

Please, for God's sake, don't tell Mandi.

What? She reads this stuff?
:eek:Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Minnimaya

11-17-05, 19:20

Met a read head at the Circus that goes by the name of Angel, its tatooed on her neck. Has a great attitude and gives a great bbbjcim and face, worth the price to play.

Definitely a true strawberry redhead...at least sit down with her for a drink if you're over that way.

Anyone run into Dawn? Used to work at the Plaza and goes by the name of Diamond, a well known as a rip off artist? I got her a few times but wasnt ripped off. She has a piercing just under her lip, blond and cute.

Would like to hook up with her if I can find her.

Ryou Acop

11-18-05, 09:02

After hanging at few bars in Canton I drove through PP area around 2am Friday. Nothing on Baltimore St. Then at the gas station on Conkling a smoking HOT blonde waved at me as I was turning onto Orleans (Rt 40). I came back around and she was gone: -(But I spotted a brunette near Conkling & Baltimore but she was with a pimp looking dude so I passed.

I headed to W/W. Nothing on Monroe. At the corner of Wilkens and Monroe I saw a white van with huge "MARYLAND" plumbing (? ) sign parking and a dude in a whitish turtleneck was in it. Hmmm. That's odd. I've never seen a plumber with just a turtleneck especially with light colored one. It's gotta be ULE. Nothing on Carey and Washington except 3 LEs: -(

I drove to B/CB. Nothing in Brooklyn. As I turned onto Fairhaven I spotted a cute blonde but there was a car right behind me so I pass. Then I saw the freaking car pulling over for her in my rearview mirror. That sucks! : -(I drove back and she was gone for sure. Then I saw 2 LEs so it's time to move on.

I headed back to W/W. Nothing on Monroe or Wilkens and the "MARYLAND" van is gone. Nothing on Carey or McHenry. I got back on Wilkens and guess what I saw? . The same freaking "MARYLAND" van pulling into the same little parking area at Wilkens & Monroe. I'm definitely convinced that freaking van is ULE!

I spotted a chick in a hooded jacket on Carey. I usually avoid SWs with hood on because it's hard to tell what they look like especially at night but I was tired of driving around and saw too many LEs so I picked her up. A big mistake! She got in and took the hood off. She's around 30, about 5'4", brunette, 4 on SW scale. And she told me her name is Carrie and I wasn't sure if this was "Cash N Carrie" (Cash N Carrie is bleach blonde, right? ) Either way I wanted to get rid of her so I asked her if I could get an oral exam for a hamilton. I figured she would say no and then I can get rid of her for nothing or a licoln. But she said ok so I decided to take advantage of the discount (It's about time I get a break from a SW) She gave me an ok CBJ but couldn't go deep and too much teeth so I told her to milk me with her hand while I play with her surprisingly nice perky B's. I wouldn't recommend her unless you're looking for a bargain.

BBB,

I know you enjoy my "saga" with Heather so here is an update just for you: -) We went to a bank on Wednesday but she only had one ID so she has to go back there again when she gets another one. She stayed overnight in her thong: -) and believe me I was so tempted to hit that ass but I stayed away even when she was all over me in her sleep. She didn't get any financial help from me this time so we'll see what happens. And I'll make sure you're the first one to know: -)

Oh, and about marriage & Greek. One of my ex actually told me the only way I was gonna get some Greek was by marrying her so I dumped her: -) You can be sure I won't marry Heather because I want all access to my wife's orifices BEFORE I marry her. Because as soon as you get married your wife's orifices will start closing up: -)

Muff Scout

11-18-05, 09:48

Hey Wheezer, I believe BM's story. He is too stupid to make one like that up:)

I miss Muffin stuffin too. Especially packing her fudge:)

Geesh, Loop Vet, Old Monger, thanks.

BBB, DUH! If you spent less time writing your bullshit, non-informative posts, and RTF FAQ, you wouldn't have set a board record for greatest number of dumbass questions in one post.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

HD Hunter

11-18-05, 10:22

Cruised Brooklyn for about a hour on Tuesday night. Most of the usual skanks about , but I ran into a lady I had not seen before. I picked her up near the Library and she told me her name was Heather? The oral exam was suffeciant , but not impressive. Tuition was the normal and she said she did it all for the right donation

Ryou Acop

11-18-05, 11:27

Slag Runner

11-18-05, 12:08

I made the cruise through the Greater PP area early on a recent weeknight. I saw girls out at Broadway and Orleans, East Baltimore between PP and Conklin, Haven just South of Pulaski, and Highland at Bank Street.

I saw one very sharp looking girl on Conklin just North of Eastern. She was blonde, and slender, about 5’5”. When I first saw her she had her hair up in a pony tail and then later had it hanging loose. She was wearing jeans, a white cloth coat and had a small backpack on that was shaped like a teddy bear. At first sighting she was eating a slice of pizza as she walked North on Conklin. I dodged around several blocks to see her a few times as she made her way as far as Baltimore Ave. I considered picking her up, as she looked pretty hot, but she was acting so goofy I passed. She was tweaking pretty bad and had a very serious twitch/stagger going on. She was definitely working though. When she finished her pizza she was quite forward in making eye contact with me and gesturing for me to stop.

I did pick up Colleen at Conklin and Pratt. She is 34. She has very short reddish hair with a lot of body to it. She is about 5”5” has an average build. She also has a somewhat lazy left eye, which she commented on later as being a source of embarrassment as a youth that led to cruel teasing and a contributed to low self esteem.

Colleen was plain vanilla. We went to my hotel room where she performed up front without discussing money. Her service was good but not remarkable. Her body is decent but not particularly memorable. She was pleasant to be around and kept up an interesting conversation.

As an aside, I have noticed that most SWs can’t resist being friendly to strangers when passing through the public portion of a hotel. I have had them say hello to people in the lobby or the hallway in totally inappropriate situations. In this instance, when we got on the elevator, a mid 30’s couple got on with us who were dressed in formal business attire. They were minding their own business until Colleen gives them a big frikken cheery hello. They respond politely but unenthusiastically. After 5 seconds of dead space, Colleen says to the woman, “Is that a real Louis Vuitton (purse) or a knock off?” At about this point the elevator stops and the flustered woman says “I hope it’s real, I paid over $900 for it.” And she gets off both pissed and confused regarding the exchange. As the elevator doors close, Colleen looks at me and smiles, obviously proud of her skills at social intercourse. No problem really, just interesting to me that this happens so often when I parade street hookers through hotels early in the evening. As an offset, her sexual intercourse skills were at least more impressive than her social intercourse sensibility.

SR

RookieMonger

11-18-05, 12:09

FYI fellow mongers-had an hour to kill Thursday afternoon started in in Dundalk in search of Lisa but she was no where to be seen-than proceeded to PP area-drove on Baltimore St up to Patterson Park-saw this white Lincoln Continental ride pass the other way & inside was a bald white guy-smelted like like ULE & the car sure as hell looked like an ULE-so I proceeded to Patterson,made a loop & went back down to Baltimore St-there was the same car-this time he followed me all the way down to Conkling than on RT.40. I continued on 40 East & he turned at the DD-gee-surprising huh?

Anyways-be on the lookout for this guy-WHITE LINCOLN CONTINENTAL-you can easily spot this guy-white guy-mid 40-ish-early 50's-bald head. I am sure he was waiting for some simple reason to pull me over. As far as the girls that were out-sam the blonde Angela I think-kinda big butt on Conkling & Baltimore on my 1st pass thru-not much else that I saw.

As for my last post-many thanks for the compliments I got for the pics of Lisa. Will try to find her again Friday night-if not-I might have to call my little EMMY(or Tiffany) up if nothing else comes up.

As usually-be safe my fellow mongers & remember to always bring the donuts for the little piggies out there. Rook

Midnight

11-18-05, 17:18

I've noticed the W/W pickings have been slim when I've been able to cruise recently, but I have run into one girl a few times now that I thought I'd say some good things about. Her name is Emily, and I usually see her on Ramsey between Gilmor and Strickland, although I've seen her at least once walking with some dude at Ramsey & Carey. She's white, mid-20's, reddish straight hair, and looks kinda cute but not out of character for the area, if you know what I mean. She's got a fairly slim body, A or B-cups, not CCL, and she's definitely had a kid, but still pretty nice. She's got some skin blemishes, but if you expect Anna Kournikova to be on Ramsey Street, you're sadly mistaken.

Emily's got an excellent attitude, though, as long as you're willing to play fair with her. She was downright happy when I remembered her name the second time I picked her up. 1/2 & 1/2 available for 1.5 jacksons, and anal for 2.5 -- she did say that some of the guys who have wanted to do her ass have been in way too much of a hurry. I've never had any trouble with it as long as I give her a minute or two to get used to it; once she's gotten warmed up a little (and properly lubed), she can take full-length vigorous thrusts for as long as I care to give it to her.

I picked her up most recently on Wednesday evening around 6 pm, during a little break between the storms. I was cruising through after work, and she was coming out of the grocery at Ramsey & Gilmor. We went to a place she liked (across the street from John's; $10 room charge, and the bathroom works), and she offered to cover half the room charge out of her fee. No rush, no whining about "cum quick, ok?", and service provided exactly as negotiated. I dropped her off near her house because it had started raining again, and went on my way.

A brief note, totally unrelated to Emily, but directed at mongers who don't know how to drive -- get a clue, guys. It's rude to block traffic, especially at intersections like Ramsey and Carey where cars turning left often drift over just so people can't slip by them to make a right turn while the dude in front waits to turn left. Also, use your damn turn signals; it makes it easier for people behind you to deal with whatever you do, and it keeps LE from having something else to pull you over for.

Muff Scout

11-18-05, 17:18

Took a spin through Wilkens mid afternoon after dropping my honey off after she emptied my nut three times last night and twice this morning. All for a pack of cigs and a couple of beers. She's not paying my bills like BM's babe, but it's a sweet deal.

Spotted Heidi, blonde Kim, Becky, Pam and Jewel. Quite a selection. If I wasn't so satisfied after my all night romp, I might have picked one of them up. But with sore nuts, I passed.

Over in Pigtown saw Diamond and Katie. LE was all over the place.

Of course you all know the above info is time sensitive. By the time I got home and posted this, all these girls will have dated, copped, and be soundly asleep until they next need to cop. There will have been an LE shift change as well.

Damm, why doesn't that lazy ass Jackson set up a 24 hour call in hotline, free of charge, so that we can phone our posts in and have up to the minute reports delivered to our Blackberry's, or receive text message updates on our cell phones:)

Midnight, I picked up Anna Kournikova a few weeks ago on the corner of Ramsey and SCarey. She wanted 4 jacks for greek so I kicked her russian ass to the curb. I got digits though. PM me if you are interested:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Bad Bad Boy

11-18-05, 18:21

At least that's how I felt as I made quick pass around the W/W loop this afternoon (Friday, at 2 p.m.).

The pickings were slim.

I stuck mostly to the side streets.

LE presence was light all around.

Only saw 3 or 4 girls who looked like road-kill.

It was probably best as I was short on drachmas.

BBB

Loop Vet

11-18-05, 19:04

Well, either she reads this board or I misjudged her, but the girl I previously posted about stopping contact after I said I no longer date, called me tonight. She said I have a b-day coming up and wanted to come by because she has a little something for me.

They're not all bad...

Baltimonger

11-18-05, 20:41

Yesterday, there was a sting up on Wilkens Ave. My girl got in with a ULE, and sensed he was looking to make an arrest by the questions he asked. She clammed up, so he got mad and dumped her at Tim's Motel. She had to walk back. Her freedom lasted but a day. She's down at Central Booking right now.

She read the thing about the taxi cabs being used as ULE vehicles. She says it is bullshit, and her LE friend/date hasn't heard of it either. She says you guys are way too paranoid.

Muff,
I saw you out there about 4 am the other night circling. I've got a new (well, not new) car, so you probably never noticed me parked in mine on Wilkens.

The sheriff's dept. is much more hardcore than regular LE. They see people congregated; they fly up, give a quick order to hit the deck, then unleash pepper spray on the first one not to comply. Crazy shit.

I was told the other day that a SW (Erica) I pretty much give a literary ass raping to on this board, actually thinks I'm just the nicest guy she's ever met. She got herself a sugar daddy: Some older guy with lots of cash, and a hardcore pipe habit. He told me he's spent $800K in the past 2 years on the stuff. He was first introduced to it by Ruby.

Benchseats Rock

11-18-05, 21:33

I have coffee every morning at the Daily Grind in Fells Point, and every so often I get to see a "cab driver" get out of the cab with a Glock Sidearm in a standard police paddle holster.

My friend who is one of the clerks at the Apex says that every time they get visited/raided there is always a cop using a cab as a cover/observation point and has it parked in the lot of 7-11 at Lombard to maintain surveillance of the alley leading to the back of the theater.

Crazy and paranoid - maybe. But definitely not bullshit, I can assure you.
Should require actual "with your own two eyes proof" I'll buy you a cup of coffee in the morning.

Stay Safe,

Benchseats Rock

Muff Scout

11-18-05, 21:39

BM,

Maybe we are too paranoid, but she's in central booking, while I'm home, reading about it:)

So why isn't your ass down there bailing her out. That's what pimps do.

I thought I saw you the other night, but didn't recognize the car.

To the four buttholes who PM'd me requesting Anna Kornikova's digits, I changed my mind. I'm not giving them out. And Nicole Kidman, who also reads this board, told me not to give her number out either. Fuck all of you:)

Life is getting tough for us mongers. Blue lights, sheriffs, Maryland plumbing trucks, BGE trucks, cabs, RPV's, lack of timely intel. I long for the days when std's were our only problem.

I plan on at least two scouting missions this weekend. Will call my observations in to a friend who will post the data so you guys can have the most up to date ho/LE info possible. Unless of course I pick up a girl, in which case my report will be delayed:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Turks

11-19-05, 01:39

Muff: Well done. The bullshit on this site has gotten almost unbearable over the last couple of weeks.

Wheezer

11-19-05, 17:08

Muff,

She may want you giving out her digits, but she sure is visible on Wilkens. That girl must never sleep. See her out at all hours. She was at Payson with Angie (Jolie) this morning when I passed through at 10:00. Have heard both speak Greek and actually prefer it. Can anyone confirm?

Looks like LE may be using a city water dept truck also. Have seen it twice in two different locations on Wilkens.

Sandiegoman

11-19-05, 17:18

Camden

11-19-05, 20:31

Circled PP/C for 45 minutes starting at 6pm Saturday. I saw crazy Jen right off the bat. I passed her by which was a huge mistake.

LE was all over the place. I saw two other girls the whole time. Decided to quit and look another day.

Baltimonger

11-19-05, 22:53

BM,

Maybe we are too paranoid, but she's in central booking, while I'm home, reading about it:)

So why isn't your ass down there bailing her out. That's what pimps do.

I thought I saw you the other night, but didn't recognize the car.
I had to bail out the new Mongermobile instead:( It cost me $175 and a trip out to the Pulaski Hwy impound lot. She fell asleep in it with her habit visible to the world.

A few weeks ago, I might have considered it, but I see this isn't working out for us. Too many empty promises about getting clean. She still insists that I need to give her time, and things will change. I've given her time, nothing's changed.

I think the dope man should be the one bailing her out.

I tried to hunt today, but nobody would get in with me. Unbelieveable as it is, several told me they wouldn't out of respect for my girl. They also told me I was cruddy for doing this to her. I think I'll head down to B/CB where she isn't known.

Muff Scout

11-20-05, 01:17

To all you fucking buttholes who have PM'd me over the last few days asking for Anna Kournikova's digits, GET A FUCKING LIFE.

Anna Kournikova is a professional tennis player from Russia. She is a lousy tennis player, but has been on the cover of every magazine on the planet because she is a drop dead gorgeous 6 foot tall blonde.

I doubt she has ever been to Baltimore. I am almost certain she has never been anywhere near Ramsey Street.

It was a joke between me and Midnight.

I have never even heard of half you buttholes who are asking me for her number. Stop fucking PM'ing me. If I had her number, I wouldn't share it with any of you fuckers. OK, maybe BM and Doc Monger, but only after I scored her ass.

Here's another broadcast. I don't have Nicole Kidman's digits either. You dickasses do know who she is right? The ex Mrs. Tom Cruise. Don't fucking PM me asking for her number.

Despite the barrage of PM's, I did find time to hit the stroll. Picked up Diamond in Pigtown. Sorry to disappoint you BJshitRoll, but I gave her three jacks again.

Safe hunting to all, but please find something to do besides banging sw's, going to titty bars, and watching the Ravens.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

11-20-05, 01:51

Oh, how I would like the digits for Maria Sharapova. A real tennis champion who has actually been to Baltimore.

PM them to me, please!

Muff Scout

11-20-05, 02:01

Oh, how I would like the digits for Maria Sharapova. A real tennis champion who has actually been to Baltimore.

PM them to me, please!

I was going to give you her number until I heard from one of the girls how you are treating Mandi:)

You dog, Erica was wrong about you.

I'm going to drive through CB, PP and Falls Road and let all the girls know what a dog you are.

I do have blonde Rachel's number if you want it.

Muff Scout

Ryou Acop

11-20-05, 02:52

Is it just me or you guys too that you run into HOT SWs when you don't have any time or you have something lined up? Here is my story of missing the chance with 2 gorgeous SWs on a same day :-(

Around noon today on my way to a freaking meeting at work I decided to drive through W/W to do some daytime scouting. I spotted a HOT blonde on Monroe between Wilkens and Eagle. She had a duffle bag so I wasn't sure if she was a SW. I wanted to get a closer look at her and also see if she would give me any "SW signs." When I came back around she was on a payphone and wasn't paying any attention to cars driving by so I figured she was a civ. When I approached next to her I hit a red light so I had a fantastic time checking this fine piece of ass :-) She's around 5'8", bleached blonde, gorgeous face, 8/9 on real scale, thin, nice tight ass - YUMMY! She was talking on the phone for awhile and then all of sudden turned around and made eye contact with me with a wave - WTF? And of course at that moment the light turned green and a dude behind me honked. By the time I thought about turning onto Eagle it was too late and I had to go to the stupid meeting anyway so I drove straight down on Monroe. Damn!

During the freaking meeting I daydreamed about the missed opportunity with that hot blonde and got myself all worked up (as you might've guessed the meeting wasn't productive at all since the only head that was thinking was the little one :-) I checked W/W again after the meeting around 4pm but no sighting of the blonde except bunch of skanks and LEs :-(

I decided to call Brandy (in B/CB) again to see if she could do something for my tension :-) She answered the phone herself this time but sounded like she just woke up. She told me to pick her up an hour later and I decided to do a detour to do some "window shopping" before I pick her up - and guess what? A smoking HOT brunette (8/9 on real scale) waved at me on 6th and Cambria. She was so damn fine that I actually thought about missing my GFE appointment with Brandy. But then I thought better of it and picked Brandy up.

I made the right choice because she didn't disappoint. As soon as we got into the motel she got totally naked like the last time. She started with an excellent BBBJ with a lot of her pierced tongue on my joystick and the twins. She followed with great CG with different speed and motion while I played with her pierced nips. Then I finished with mish while looking at my joystick going in and out of her shaven kitty in the mirror above the bed :-) After the great session she took an hour and a half nap, and I dropped her off with 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. For our next session we agreed on giving each other a massage so I'm looking forward to it.

Today I learned two things:

1. Don't monger when I'm not ready to get some action because I'll probably run into a smoking hot SW and drive myself nuts (and drive my nuts nuts :-)

2. Maybe daytime mongering is better than night because hot chicks probably come out during the day to show off their "assets" while the skanks come out at night to hide their sores, scabs, etc.

Camden

11-20-05, 11:15

Sunday 8am: I circled W/W a few times. A couple of skanks and nothing else. I saw two LE right at the start of my trip and then nothing else. I spent about 45 minutes looking.

I moved over to PP/C and saw no LE and no SW. On my 2nd pass I saw crazy Jen and her friend, don't know her name, brunette not skinny, not fat, cute face. I went to the end of Conklin by the gas station to turn around and saw a sw on crutches, she wasn't that attractive.

I went back toward Baltimore to find Jen and her friend and Jen was stopped by LE. It looked like she got some sort of citation. It was weird that I saw no LE and the minute a few sw come out, bam LE. There had to be some ULE around, but I didn't see them.

RookieMonger

11-20-05, 15:16

Started my Saturday night mongering around 10:00 by calling my little "Emmy" but she didn't pick up. So I started in PP area-made 2 loops around Conkling to PP but nothing worth picking up so I headed to good ole' Dundalk. I used to live there so I can make fun of Dundalk right?

Anyways-went up & down Dundalk Ave about a zillion times,but only saw 3 girls out but I thought it was still Halloween because they were scary as hell. After about 45 minutes,I spotted this girl & a older guy by the apartments across from the Funeral home. I drove up to her & she kinda walked away from my car & the older guy came over to my cars passenger window & asked me what I wanted-I told him I was looking for a friend. I think he saw he looking at the girl as I pulled away-drove around & made a u-turn & went back to where the girl & guy was standing-this time the girl walks over & I asked if she needed a ride. From her appearance & the time of night-I figured she was ULE,especially after she got in.

Said her name was Jen,21 y.o.-We did the R U A cop thing & after that-we negoatiated prices that was I going to donated to her ed-chew-ma-kational fund. We 1st agreed to .20 for BBBJCIM w/swallow. We found a secluded spot & proceeded with the deed. As she is cleaning my stick shift-my hands are awandering-first to her very petite boobies-I think they were just nipples-than to her bare beaver-very nice shaven. played with her pet beaver for a little as she was doing the deed.

I am thinking to myself-this girl is such a hottie & with her bare beaver smiling at me-I asked if she wanted to make some extra $$ toward her ed-chew-ma-kational fund. I told her I wanted her to ridr my stick shift & go to my place for a few hours-I told her I would contribute 1.00 & she agreed-she climbed aboard & the Rook didn't take too long for before the Rook's stick shift exploded. As we cleaned up-I am looking her body over & I would rate it a 9-10. She has some acme on her face,but didn't notice any other "MARKINGS" on her body-and I don't mean tattoos!!

She than asked me to take her to her apartment first to drop off the money to her mom-would take 2-3 minutes. I am like-gee-I have heard this before-she goes in & doesn't come back out. Than she says,I really need the $$ for her "school" so don't leave me-I will leave my purse & cell phone in the car(surprise,surprise-her cell phone is outta minutes). So with those stipulations I agreed. Since I already got a pop & her leaving her items in the car-I figured she would be back-we get to her apartment & she goes in & about 3 minutes alter she appears & is ready to go.

Hey Mongers-I live a good 40 minutes from Dundalk-get this-as we get onto the highway-I ask for some roadhead(My FAV) & she agrees. So,I am driving along(in heaven-wouldn't you guys be if you were getting your stick shift cleaned?)-she must have been down there for a good 10 minutes & she finally comes up-I figured that she was tired from stick shift cleaning & wanted a break.

Get this-she asked me if she could put her cd in!! Yes-hilarious,not that her jaw hurt,or if she could stop but to put her friggin cd in. Since I am such a nice guy-I was more than willing to oblige. She puts in some rap cd & continues her with stick shift cleaning. After like another 10 minutes-I finally exploded again-this time-as she promised from before-she takes the whole load & guzzles it down like candy. At this point-I am ready to marry this girl(JUST JOKING). This girl was a trooped & a 1/2.

So we are making small talk & I ask about back door delivery-she says she accepts packages via the back door & I could deliver it there when we get to my place. Gee-wonder how I went from 75 mph to like 125 mph???

I thought I worked for UPS & had to get a delivery there in time. We stopped & got some grub & got to my place. We chill-ate-watched TV for a little bit. After we ate-watched a little TV-I was going for the Triple Crown award previously mentioned by Muff Scout-I know it was one girl but 3 different locations!!

We went to my bedroom & got down to the nitty gritty. I haven't had 3 pops in a while & wasn't sure if I was up the challenge but when I saw the bare beaver up close & personal-& her starting another round of BBBJ-my stick shift was up & running. At this point-it is late,I alredy had two pops so I just told her I would mount her-1st in door #1-went at it for maybe 8-10 minutes,than her doorbell rang & she had a packaged at the back door. She was very eager to accept the package-went at it for maybe 5 minutes-she said it was starting to hurt & so she would have to close the back door & told me tom come back in the front door. I did as she asked & pounded that pretty little beaver for a little more till my stick shift exploded.

Sheeww-I am beat-we get dressed-she wanted something to drink-so with me being a nice guy-I told her to help herself in the fridge. We got dressed & I proceeded to drive her back. It is about 2:00 am right now. We make small talk again & got to her place. I ended up donated 1.20 to her funds at school but it was worth every minute. I am sure some mongers are thinking "DAM Rook"-you overpaid. Well-that is in eachs own opinion. She was very accomodating-had great skills,very cute bare beaver,accepted packages at the back door etc..... Overall experience-9 on skills(her BBBJ could be a little better-not bad at all but if I had to nitpick),10 on personality/looks,10 on willing to accomodate.

Be safe out there you fellow mongers & remember to bring the donuts for the piggies out there!

Rook signing off :-)

RookieMonger

11-20-05, 15:19

Hey Muff,

Do I get the TRIPLE CROWN award?

Member #2984

11-20-05, 19:46

Nice photos Rookiemonger from the East Coast Division of mongering. But damn you should shave that monster down there lol! I'll donate a Gillette razor to your need. Good hell there's nothing worse than pulling a hair from your mouth or from between your teeth after having fellatio in either direction. (AKA Her giving you or you giving her or in both cases 69) Yuck! Follow the girl you're fucking's example haha. Great job really though on pics and not meant to be too critical about the pubes.

ReckAban

11-20-05, 19:47

About the gentleman clubs in Baltimore. Can a man get what he needs? What is the generally accepted "quid pro quo". I'm somebody that has suffered the embarrassment of having my name in the paper for merely trying to have a conversation with a girl regarding subjective values. This was not in Baltimore. Seems like a somewhat minor incident, but honest, what it did to my life is something I only wanted to do in the spur of the moment and forget. Consequently, I don't wish to perform an encore. And this happened more than 10 years ago. Also, I prefer my partners to not make me think I should wear a body condom. Hell, I can't wear condoms period.

I was in one of the places a few months ago and thought, everything going my way on requests, I could have stayed a week or so to sample the selection. Not all of them, but there were quite a few. It was a slow night and probably 10 girls for each of the few guys there. I did chat with one for a few minutes (kind of like feeding a video game that you can't master) and we did negotiate and were just about to go for a private viewing when my alarm system starting going off. Just paranoid, I'm sure, but I grew chicken quickly because I just don't know.

Are these places overlooked by LE? And what is the etiquette on the incessant requests for tips? What happens if you just say no. I didn't know if I might get kicked out or what might happen. I'd kind of like to be able to visit for awhile and make a selection after some scrutiny and review.

Any information would certainly be appreciated. I've looked through the recent posts and don't see anything. I just can't do the SW thing anymore. Any advice would be appreciated.

Paland

11-20-05, 20:07

Dropped wifey at the airport Saturday afternoon and drove up to Curtis Bay. Back several years ago I seemed to have some luck on staying on Patapsco for my search. I did see several suspects but decided to go over to W/W area. I am wondering (and hoping) if one or more experienced mongers knowledgable of that area would bring me up to speed the hunting ground layout for CB and Brooklyn.

Before starting on Washington I stopped at BK to get my biggie fries and diet coke (surveilance lunch). After 10 minutes of of circling around the pigtown area drove over to Wilkens. Parked on the sunny side of Wilkens to enjoy the local neighborhood flavor listening to some music. Wasn't that much traffic but could count at least 5 prowling mongers per minute passing by. No wonder its hard sometimes to pick up something decent.

Twice on Saturday I was ready to swoop in after carefully choosing my prey only to have the suspect plucked from my grasp. Once by a light blue beemer convertible and second by a painter's white van.

Went back over to Washington to get some more biggie fries. On the way happen to see what appeared an ok suspect. Picked up the sw and as we talked a moment or two decided she was a keeper. Asked if she knew of a place close and she said her place was only several blocks away. BTW, her name was Courtney, early 20's, nice b's,trimmed with minor stubble, decent looking with medium build. Actually had near normal flesh/muscle, assume she hasn't been on the street long.

She did want to discuss the arrangements before starting our romantic encounter, we settled on 2 jacks and she would take care of room rent. She did not asked for the money up front. The half/half was nothing special but would do again. Pdick left happy as Courtney took me to the door. Didn't ask and didn't get digits.

On the way out of the city drove over to PP area, man that area continues its gentrification. WTF are they doing to our monger loops. Went over to Conklin area, not much happening there. Stopped at a non Block joint for a beer and some skin. There were 6 guys (counting me) and 3 dancers and the barkeeper. Of the ten people there 5 live in my town in Pennsylvania. So much for trying to be incognito.

All is well in PAland

Muff Scout

11-20-05, 21:41

After watching the Ravens kick Pittsburg's ass, I had to hit the stroll to do some ass spanking of my own.

Except for Christy on Ramsey, there was not one girl out on Wilkens or Washington. Damm, all the LE was tied up on traffic detail around the stadium, and the girls take the day off:(

Saw that same van with "Maryland" stenciled on the side sitting in the lot on the corner of Wilkens and Monroe. That guy is LE, no doubt.

Hope you guys had better luck.

Hey Fat Bastard, check your pm. Demi's digits are on the way, and she does do greek:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Green Machine

11-20-05, 23:43

Was on deliveries today and ended up in the Patapsco/Wilkens/Washington area around noon.

On the way to one delivery in Brooklyn Park, I spotted a couple of girls who could have been SWs standing at the corner of Washington and Patapsco. Then on the way back, by that shopping center with the Chinese buffet I saw another girl who was kinda cute that could have been a SW. But I'm not sure because church was letting out and there were lots of civvies on the street.

Down at the Salvation Army Store there were two confirmed SWs. Both were pretty skank looking. One was kinda tall with dark wavy hair wearing a skirt and the other was kinda blond-ish short hair. Took a pass by them to confirm they were not my taste and the dark haired SW flashed me her pussy. Looked pretty worn but I'd say she wasn't LE!

Cruised down Wilkens and spotted a couple of girls walking around that may have been SWs but again it's daylight and lots of civvies around so I couldn't be sure. Hung a left onto Washington from Monroe and a decent looking blonde is sittlng at the bus stop after the bus pulls away. Might have been an SW but I didn't get the look.

Down into pigtown past the school I noticed two WSWs standing around. One was blond-ish short hair and lots of pock marks on the face. She looked kinda dazed and high. The other was a brunette talking to some guy in a pickup. Then spotted a third WSW looking pretty worn and eating an ice cream cone.

This was around 1:30pm and for a Ravens gameday, I'd say the stroll was pretty busy. What time were you there Muff?

Smiling Fox

11-21-05, 02:10

1. reckaban...... could this be former pres. clinton. ?

2. rookie....... you didnt over pay. you had a great time. and if you want the award, i dont care, you can have one. but be sure to check your alam system at home. every druggie and pimp in dumdalk knows where you live. ?

3. had a visit to my fav, amp. on charles. saw a wonderful little lady who made up the name sandy. lol. well we never got to the massage. i truely love the kerry makes sure how well i am cared for.

be safe out there.
SF

RookieMonger

11-21-05, 09:00

For those mongers who've PM'ed me for the location-the apartment is across the street from Bradley funeral home on Dundalk Ave. I tried to call her Sunday for round 2 but surprise,surprise-her # is disconnected.

Hey Member #2984-I don't shave purposely so that the girls can flosh there teeth while they are cleaning the pipe!! A 2-4-1 deal for the girls!!

Hey Smiling Fox-she was into her tacos when I got close to home so maybe she didn't know exactly where I live. I took a different way when we left as well. Pimps & druggies in Dumdalk? You don't say.

Thats it for now & remember-as always to bring the donuts for the piggies out there!

Rook

Muff Scout

11-21-05, 11:50

Sorry Rookiemonger but no triple crown. The rules stipulate three different girls from three different locations. Geez, I banged my sw friend 5 times the other day. Maybe I should get the Quintus Maximus award.

Green, I drove through after the game, about 6ish.

Ryou, you should have at least pulled over and found out the babe's name for future reference, or you could have set up a date for later. DUH.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Smiling Fox

11-21-05, 12:00

come on muff, he diserves somethin,,,, some sorta award. dam he made it three times and the 3rd. was a back door front door combo. not only was he hard enough to get in the back door, but he contaminated the entire front door. shit, ooops ,,, he def. deserves something.....
but i think i will not mess with that young lady.... lol

oh rookie, its cool, if she was eaten tacos, maybe, maybe, maybe, your save.
but, oh what the hell, leave your alarm system on anyway........lol

cya
SF

RookieMonger

11-21-05, 12:57

Man-Muff,You are a ball buster!! Lol-got a pic of a red head that i will be posting later-named Summer,29.y.o. Picked up at Conkling & Baltimore St last night. Very attractive. Not much boobs-only nips.

Saw this brunette,kinda cute on Baltimore & Conkling-but when she aproached-she was doin the teeth clicking thing. Anyone know who she is? Did not want her to accidently bite my hotdog off. Saw crazy Jen out alst night. Good amount of LE around PP area-Montford.

Saw 2 not bad lookin girls on Eastern Ave right by the hospital as well.

Went back to Dumdalk last night but no luck this time. Only a few out & not uo to Rooks standard. Was any of you mongers out around Dumdalk last night? Did anyone see the drunk-ass who drove his SUV right into the telephone pole right on Dundalk ave,right before the Cemetary-I think it is O'Donnell St intersection. This guys windshield was totally smashed,airbags went off-it was quite a site. Of course,the POE,POE showed up in full force-pissed off that they had to leave DD to deal with this drunk-ass,as well as the ambulance,firetruck.

Peace out for now my fellow mongers as always-don't forget to bring the donuts for the little piggies out there-Rook.

Paland

11-21-05, 17:52

I agree with the Fox that Rookie deserves something albeit not a Trifecta Award. Rookie was discriptive, used some humor, did the three bagger including the back door PLUS documented with photos.

Kudos from PAland

Baltimonger

11-21-05, 20:46

I picked up Pam on Thursday night, and man did she have a bad odor. She brought it up the second she got in my car so i gave her some cologne to spray on herself. Anyways she gave an amazing BBBJ with lots and lots of ball licking for a jackson.

What struck me as weird is that on the way back to Wilkens something dropped out of her sweatshirt and fell inbetween the seats, she kept looking for it and said she had dropped $1 in change that she had. I said she could just take that out of my change compartment and i would pick up hers when i vacummed my car out. Well i went to vacumme it out and found only a little piece of metal that she dropped, no money at all. I realize its only a $1 so who cares but couldnt she have just asked for it?? I dont want to sound like a cheapo (which it probably does sound like) but i have never known Pam to lie or mislead. I'll stop rambling now.
Pam will steal though. We (me and the missus) were down to our last $5, which was needed for gas, a week ago. The cops pulled us up, and Pam got out of the car real quick. A few minutes later, we noticed the money was missing from the center console. Luckily, I picked up a $30 hack within a few minutes.

Her and Jimmy have been living in a broken-down truck. This explains the odor. I don't think a lot of these girls know they can go to Paul's Place on Ward St (between Cross & Ostend) to get a shower & clean clothes. Some of them don't realize needle exchange is in the neighborhood a couple times a week and is free either.

Quotable quotes:
"Pay ten bucks for a head job, and you gotta buy 'em a soda and a pack of smokes. You ought to just pay the ***** a twenty and get it over with."
-Guy at U.S. Gas on Saturday

"How did that dope make your pussy feel?"
-Female LEO yelling out of the cruiser window, the night after searching my girl, but refusing to do a cavity search because she didn't have rubber gloves.

Apparently she and the other 6 LEOs didn't see my girl reach into her panties, pull out the evidence, and throw it. In handcuffs, no less.

A couple of months ago, I got a $25 ticket for having a passenger (SW) with no seatbelt on. I forgot to pay. I get a notice from the court that the court date to contest the charge was changed to a month later, and last week I got another notice saying the date is postponed indefinitely. Apparently, Judge Clyburn, who issued the postponement, is in effect saying that the charge is nullified. I hear LE is using no seat belt as a reason to pull us over to otherwise fuck with us. Judges in the city tend to hate the cops, and do a lot to counteract LE's tactics.

ReckAban

11-21-05, 21:10

But I can tell you one thing "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Wanted to; tried to; and it cost me a lot of money and dignity; but, I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

Ha! It took we a couple years to finally post and now I've posted twice. And nobody is more sorry than me that I have no stories to tell. I did go hunting in Baltimore a couple times and the one time I followed through, well, that was the night I learned about cash and dash.

Also did some successful hunting in Philly and the hard to find route in another small town in PA. Being condom shy, it's just too nasty out there. I just finished 6 months of celbacy so I could test out of the last one. Afterwards, being the tidy person that I am, I wiped myself on a white towel and WHAAAAAT? Blood smears! What's a guy to do? My hand is so familiar I almost need viagra to masterbate.

Ryou Acop

11-21-05, 21:41

Last night around midnight I went kitty hunting in W/W and guess what I saw AGAIN? - The "MARYLAND" van! But this time it wasn't parked at Monroe and Wilkens. It passed me TWICE at Carey & Washington intersection and this time I got a good look at the van and the dude inside (but I think he got a good look at me too - fuck!) The van has a lot of shit written on it in huge letters and numbers. I remember seeing "Door to Door" on it so I think it's probably a shuttle or cleaner van. It has a phone number but the only numbers I remember are "230" And the dude was wearing the same freaking light colored turtleneck like the last time and he looked like an Indian dude? The first time I passed him on Carey there were 2 blonde SWs (one was HOT!)at the corner and he was staring at them as he passed. When I came back around to pick up the hot blonde she wondered off to a sidestreet off Carey but the other older blonde stood there with a dude. I don't know what to make of it. The second time he passed me on Washington about 30 minute later. Maybe the MARYLAND van is ULE or just a VERY stupid monger.

After running into the freaking van I decided to get the fuck outta there and drove straight up Washington toward Patapco. Then a LE came behind me and I was freaking out a little - Did the Maryland van report me to this LE? But I remained calm because I didn't pick up any SW and there is a Dunkin Donuts up the road so I wanted to see if the piggy had to get some doughnuts. I passed the DD and the LE was still behind me so I turned onto a sidestreet but he didn't follow me - WHEW!!!

Back to my kitty hunt :-) After driving through bunch of sidestreets I was about to turn back onto Washington and I spotted a fine chick walking right in front of me. She stared at me when she passed by so I gave her a nod to get in but she didn't get into my car so I figured she was a civ. I waited for some cars to pass so I could get onto Washington and noticed she was walking back toward me - WTF? She got into my car and I wasn't sure if she was a SW so I asked her if she needed a ride and she asked me where I was going. Hmmm, by this time I figured she was a SW so we do the "R you A cop" thing and she showed me her B's. I asked her why she didn't stop the first time and she told me she doesn't work on the street but changed her mind to make some extra dough. She was actually walking to her place from her friend's and she is a stripper at Club Harem on the Block and makes extra cash only with customers on the side.

Her name is Crystal (I know that's her name because that's what her lower back "fuck-me" tattoo says :-), 21, about 5'9", long dirty blonde, thin, nice B's, about 7/8 in real scale, no kids and it showed in her tight body with no stretch marks. She wanted to charge me 2.5 jacks for head but accepted 1.5 jacks since that's all I had. She gave me a pretty good BBBJ. She couldn't go deep and wouldn't catch but she didn't rush me and let me play with her bald kitty and balloon knot. Her kitty was so tight and I'm definitely gonna tap that next time. Oh, and she smelled so goooood (Don't all strippers smell good or what? :-) I forgot to ask for her digits (I'm so stupid!) but I know where she lives (or I think I can remember) and she told me to stop by at the strip joint and she'd hook up with me after work.

Uh oh, I see a sequel to "The Stripperella Story" by Jet :-)

Muff Scout,

Thanks for the helpful tip. You're definitely right. I should've at least gotten some info from them for later. That's why I look up to you as my mentor for your mongering wisdom :-)

Rookiemonger,

Awesome score and pics! I think you should change your name to "Expertmonger" now :-)

Ryou Acop

11-22-05, 06:40

Around midnight I went out to see what's available in pouring rain. Absolutely nothing in B/CB including LEs. Headed to W/W and saw a cute brunette on Carey & Washington but she didn't give me any sign so I pass. Then spotted another cute brunette on Carey & Carroll and she gave me a wave. But by the time I came around she was gone :-( Nothing on Wilkens or Washington except 2 LEs so headed back to B/CB.

On Patapsco near the gas station next to the Salvation Army I spotted a blonde. Her name is Kim, 24, about 5'6", long kinda curly blonde, lives on Hollins Ferry, crackhead, facially about 7/8 in real scale, but very thin with A's. Decided to go for a lollipop with a jack since she didn't have "the cushion for the motion" :-) Before we start she asked me if I was gonna cum fast so I told her I will if you sucks like a vacuum cleaner :-) She did a pretty good BBBJ with nice suction and slurping sound effect, but when I asked her to suck my nuts she made a face - WTF? Since I'm a mean SOB I decided to get her back for not paying any attention to my twins (and for asking me if I was gonna cum fast) by holding her head down when I shot a big load in her mouth. She caught everything and spit it out but she didn't complain at all and didn't rush me so I gave her a hamilton tip. I dropped her off at a crack house on Hollins Ferry and she asked me to wait for her but told her no way and got the heck outta there.

Overall she is a pretty good BBBJ provider and very friendly so I recommend her. I'm not sure about FS though, but if you're into bruising yourself banging her bony ass go ahead :-)

On a side note, she's the only SW I've ever met that doesn't smoke cigs. But the fucked up thing is she smokes crack. I guess she wants to save her lungs for "good" stuff :-)

Tonto

11-22-05, 09:49

I went out monday evening during the rain to check things out. In w/w, it was dead with only a couple drugged-out skanks available. I passed on them and went to Brooklyn. I spotted a wsw on Patascpo near Fairhaven and even though it was dark and raining, she didnt look to bad so I stopped. She gets in and we do the cop check routine. Her name is Angie and she is a redhead. Not skanky looking or wasted on drugs. Appearance is about a 7 on sw scale. Kind of plain looking. we went to one of my favorite places and I ask for and got a BBBJCIM for a jack. She is not skinny, but not fat either, with good size hooters, about 36C. Her skills were adaquate and I would pick her up again.

Old Monger

11-22-05, 09:50

Baltimonger...I don't mean to start anything, but have you considered that LE maight be reading your posts and that excessive detail about how your SO "beat the rap" might be giving LE too much info that they can use in the future?

Green Machine

11-22-05, 09:56

Cruised around Hampden last night just before calling it quits for work and spotted a nice looking WSW, skinny, blonde hair and those cute Lisa Loeb type of glasses on. Swung around and picked her up. Did the cop thing. Looks good up close, about an 8/9 on the SW scale and a 7 on the civvy scale.

Went to a spot she knew about and had BBBJCIM for a jackson and then another jackson for covered FS (she had her own Lifestyles). Good attitude, good skills, no rushing, asked me if I wanted to get high with her afterwards (not my thing). Would definitely like to see again. No digits.

Offered to go to her friend's house nearby for ten bucks but I declined. She was a sweet time and if I see her again, I just might take her up on visitng her friends' house.

One thing I don't like about Hampden is the lack of motels. W/W has Tim's. Conkling/PP has the Route 40 motels. But Hampden's got nothing except for the motel on North Avenue, but screw that noise.

Geesh

11-22-05, 10:34

A couple of months ago, I got a $25 ticket for having a passenger (SW) with no seatbelt on. I forgot to pay. I get a notice from the court that the court date to contest the charge was changed to a month later, and last week I got another notice saying the date is postponed indefinitely. Apparently, Judge Clyburn, who issued the postponement, is in effect saying that the charge is nullified. I hear LE is using no seat belt as a reason to pull us over to otherwise fuck with us. Judges in the city tend to hate the cops, and do a lot to counteract LE's tactics.When an adult passenger is not wearing their seatbelt they are supposed to get the ticket. If it's a child not wearing the belt the driver gets the ticket.

Always make sure the SW has the belt on, Baltimonger is correct the seatbelt law is one of Leo's favorite so called probable causes to pull you over and F--k with you. Also check the working order of all the lights on the car including the tag light.

Able2

11-22-05, 11:38

Based on the recent pictures in the photo gallery it would seem that bare back full service is in vogue again. Good luck!

Able2

Ryou Acop

11-22-05, 22:00

I went for an early evening drive after work around 6 today and struck out on 2 young HOT blondes - thanks to other freaking mongers!

In CB I spotted a smoking hot blonde at the corner of Patapsco & Bay. When I came around she wasn't at the corner but walking toward it. So I was gonna pull over on Bay Ave but there was no place to pull over (it's a freaking narrow one way street) and a car was behind me so I moved on and decided to come right back. When I came around a freaking monger in a red pickup picked her up right in front of me - SHIT! She was about 5'6" with great body and big tits. There were 3 skanky brunette and a bsw near Patapsco & Fairhaven but passed.

Then on my way to W/W I got a wave from another smoking hot blonde in ponytail and a white jacket on Washington near the entrance to Caroll Park Golf Course. When I came around there was a minivan at the entrance trying to get on Washington and she was walking away from it so I pulled in and turned my car around. I got behind the minivan and she was walking toward me. I was siked! Then the freaking chick gets into the goddamn minivan instead of my car! WTF? Didn't I just see her walking away from the freaking car before?

I was so fucking pissed while driving home. I think I'm gonna stick with my usual "midnight run" when there is less competition and traffic. I'll let you guys know if I have better luck later tonight.

Chico

11-22-05, 23:37

Picked up Andrea today on Conkling. Looked pretty clean for a SW. Maybe she just got out of rehab or something. Her clothes were clean, she didn't smell and she even had an umbrealla in case it rained. Mid-30's, dark hair(and it was combed), jeans fit OK. Did the cop thing. Kinda hard to find a discreet place at 2:00 in the afternoon. Anyway, she was the boldest SW I ever met. She kept saying "park here", "park there", and I'm like "are you CRAZY"! She wasn't rushing but she was eager to get the deed done so she could get a hit. But I was so paranoid, what a twist. We finally found a spot that I was comfortable with and it was worth it. She's good. Didn't take any time at all for me to pop. I would definitely repeat. She says she has kids, so we can't go to her place, and she didnt't have a phone. I hope it's dark outside next time I see her.

Chico

Ryou Acop

11-23-05, 05:13

At midnight I went out for a cruise again. Headed first to B/CB and saw skanky 2 WSW and 1 BSW. Nothing worth for a pickup.

On my way to W/W on Patapsco I spotted a hot blonde near Public Storage before Anapolis Rd. I turned back and pulled over into a side street to Public Storage. Instead of just hopping in, she came to the driver side window - WTF? I opened my window and asked her if she needed a ride. She said no thanks and that she's waiting for someone. I know she's a SW because she actually came over to my car instead of just ignoring me. She probably thought I was a cop because that's the last place anybody would wait for someone. Maybe I look too clean cut (I know I shouldn't have shaved my goatee off today). Or maybe I'm too fugly or look like a serial killer :-)

What a fucking night this was turning into - I missed 2 hot chicks earlier and now I got turned down by one :-( Then my damned luck continued as I saw a cute brunette getting picked up right in front of me on Wilkens & Carey. Nothing on W/W except 1 skanky brunette and 3 LEs. I figured my luck isn't that bad since I didn't get busted by a cop and headed home.

Then I saw a chick who looked like Crystal (my version of "Stripperella") going into Royal Farm on Washington near Dunkin Donuts. I figured I'd go in and check it out since I was kinda thirsty anyway. It sure was Crystal and she even recognized me :-) She was there to get some cigs and I asked if she wanted to make some extra cash and she said yes. She offered me to her place but I wasn't comfortable with it so we headed to my motel. I decided to tap her fine ass this time and negotiated 1/2 & 1/2 down to 2.5 jacks. She gave me a decent BBBJ and I doggied her while staring at her "fuckme" tattoo :-) I remembered to ask for her digits this time and she gave them to me. Also I definitely know where she lives now and maybe I'll use her place next time since she lives there by herself. Anyway tonight ended on a high note thanks to my stripperella.

RA

Geesh

11-23-05, 11:02

Cruising down Wilkins last night I saw Angela walking down the street at about 11:30 so I pulled onto the next side street and she came over and jumped in my car. As I was pulling off I looked in the rear view and wouldn't you know it, here comes a fully marked crown vic looking like a hungry anaconda after an overgrown rat.

I made a left at the next street towards Monroe with Leo still on my ass I turned right on Monroe towards Wash Blvd when Leo passed on the left and I was sure he was going on his way, when Leo was passing the officer riding shotgun was giving me the look.

I pulled up to the light at Wash in the right lane to make a right turn and Leo was in the left lane next to me, I'm thinking thank god these cops are going to go straight or turn left.

The light turned green and I make my right turn and looked in the rear view to see Leo turn right from the left lane and pull up behind me then get in the left lane, at this point I figured there was no way these cops were not going to pull me over.
I pulled to the right lane with my right turn signal on at the red light at the 95 entrance with one car in front of me I had to wait for the light in order to turn up the ramp. As I was waiting for the light Leo pulled from the left lane and pulled right behind me, I looked in the rear view and I could see the female Leo in the driver seat and the male in the pass seat and I thought to myself this is it they are not going to let me get on 95.

The light turned green and as I was turning onto the ramp the crown vic lit up like a rolling christmas tree then as I looked in the rear view the lights went out and Leo swerved back to the left and continued down wash blvd.

Needless to say these 2 cops got their grin for the night and absolutly scared the crap out of me.

Ps: Angela was great through this whole ordeal. (and after)

Kincade

11-24-05, 18:10

So I've started crusing the CB/brooklyn area for about a month and I've seen a few girls, talk to a few (noticed nasty sores when they got close. No thanks) And actually picked one up named Sharon (I think) who asked me to drive her to 7-11 and she ran around back and then I saw a police car fly around with its lights on (I think she was probably buying drugs and probably got arrested) so I bolted the fuck outta there and delt with the lost $5 I had given her up front. Anyways, after that and after reading numerous post, I'm scared to death to pick up one of these girls, so I went back today (yes on Thanksgiving) turned down Fairhaven and saw a girl standing in the middle of a side street. It was like a ghost town out there with no one around. I slowed down and it just seemed way too suspicoius to me, so I left, so I guess my question is what should I be looking out for? What are the laws. It would seem if I just had a girl in the car as a passenger then how could they ever prove we were doing anything illegal and what about decoys, real cops posing as SW is that for real?

Thanks my fellow brothers

RookieMonger

11-25-05, 00:33

Hey fellow Mongers,

Before I start-heres the pic of "Summer". I picked up last Sunday,all NIPS,not much bobbies, quick bio on her,29 y.o-redhead,very attractive. Would only let me take one pic. .20 was contributed to the LE fund that she was collecting for. In return a very good bbbjcim w/swallow. Would definitely repeat if I saw her again. She collects funds for the LE around Conkling & Baltimore St.

Now, for the T-Day ho-hunting. Started my night around 6:00 in CB area. With the increase LE presence,made my usual one loop around Patapsco to Fairhaven & back down Patapsco. Saw quite a few girls awalking but UNCLE LEO was too heavy for the Rook to make a pick-up. Went down to Washington,down to Carey,up Ramsay & around the circle on Wilkins spotted this ok looking gal,who wanted me to contribute to the LE fund.

So,with this being T-Day, & more importantly-my love & respect for my fellow LEO's,I told her to come-on in for my contribution of .20 for some quick pipe-cleaning in which she would swallow the left-overs. Overall skill ok-a 6,looks 5,personality-6(like this one really matters right?). Would only repeat if I was driving around for like 10 hours & saw nothing else!! Lol ;--)

I know I am a sick bastard for mongering on T-Day,but trying to lose my ROOK status! And as always-be safe & don't forget the donuts for the piggies out there. ROOK.

Aacountyman

11-25-05, 16:46

Hi all,

I was driving through the area today and there was a lot of police presence in the area. There was also a police chopper flying just to the north of Curtis Avenue but I don't think they were on vice surveillance.

Police were located at the 7-11, 9th str and cruising on the main drag itself. There was no SW's in view in any of the usual locations. I followed an LE car up Pennington and he turned back toward Fairhaven. I continued on.

There is a tall blond WSW in that area of Patapsco who is usually wearing a black coat and black long pants. Does anyone know who that is? Her hair is really yellow (only way to explain it) and it is pulled into a tight bun.

Regards.

Old Monger

11-25-05, 22:05

These days LE pretty much makes the rules up as they go in Baltimore city. This is a time to be REAL careful out there. Better to lose a few bucks than get hooked up with a trip to central booking. I am hunkered down with a regular in that area since I don't need any of the hassles from LE that come fron cruising. Good luck and once again be real careful cruising Patapsco, Fairhaven etc.

Ryou Acop

11-26-05, 11:27

NEVER EVER drive a SW to anywhere right after a "pick-up" because either she's picking up drugs or running away with your money. After any "pick-up" it's always a good idea to get the heck out of the "crime scene." If you hang around the area there is a good chance you'd run into LEs and they might notice the known SW in your car and decide to hassle/arrest you. When girls ask me to drive them somewhere I just tell them I don't have much time or there are too many cops around and that I'd drop them off after the deed. If they can't wait they aren't worth my time/money anyway.

Also don't give them anything until the last minute right before the "session" starts. This way they can't grab & run with your dough. Once they're in your car your ass is on the line so you should be in charge of the situation and be firm with them.

And about what to look out for. SWs usually make eye contact with you and some give you a wave. A wave is a slamdunk but eye contact is iffy. I usually drive by the girls at least twice to check out the quality of the girls and make sure they're no LEs/ULEs around. Then I pull over on the sidestreet and act like I'm parking. If the girls are SWs they'll walk over to your car.

If the girl comes over to the driver side window she's probably ULE so get the hell outta there. If she's a SW she'll come over to the passenger side. I NEVER pick up girls who chase everybody down especially in the middle of the street. They look too obvious for me and DEFINITELY for LEs!

Goodluck mongering!

RA

Muff Scout

11-26-05, 16:48

Kincade, if you are scared to death of picking up a girl, then perhaps you should start with something easier like an amp or any one of the providers from the Citypaper, then graduate to a blockette, and finally, try a sw.

SW's can smell fear in a monger, like inmates can smell fresh fish. If the sw you pick up is inclined towards bolting if she thinks she can get away with it, she will realize you are a newbie, get you in a situation she can control, and roll you.

Stroll has been quiet last few days. Saw Angela and stopped and wished her a happy holiday. She was looking better than I have seen in awhile. Passed because I was in a blonde mood. Picked up blonde Kim the other night. Love having those long legs wrapped around me:)

Think I need a trip to Greece to relax me.

BTW, posts have been great lately. Keep up the good work guys.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Baltimonger

11-27-05, 01:19

Kincade,
LE will fuck with you, definitely. It happens to all of us sooner or later. It's part of the game. Will you end up in Central Booking? It's hardly likely, unless you do something or possess something that would give LE a reason to pop you.

SW's will fuck with you (not in the way you would like) if you show them you are the kind they can fuck over. Even then, if you pick up the same one over the course of months or years, you still must watch them like a hawk. Drugs make desperate people do desperate things.

As far as LE sting decoys: Yes, it happens. In Mobtown, a real SW will want to jump in and get away with you immediately. She has the same fear of LE as you have, with a hell of a lot more to lose. I know that doesn't sound right, but many of them are on probation or have warrants, which will put them away for a long time. You might get your night in jail and some embarrassment out of your LE ordeal.

I can help you and other newbies out, if you are looking to break your SW cherry. Just shoot me a PM, and I could be your matchmaker. I get no commission from this, but do it as a public service to you guys. I wouldn't want you to have to do something desperate, such as go home and beg your wives for sex. That would be awful:(

Muff Scout

11-27-05, 11:02

A stretch of street lights were out on Wilkens last night, making for difficult scouting. That and heavy LE made me seek other hunting grounds.

Hit Pigtown and found a nice selection of girls.

One tall redhead, goes by the name of Peggy, and a very cute blonde who I have to sample next time. Two other blondes , one thick, one thin, working as well.

Was in the mood for a great bj, so I picked up Diamond. She gave her usual sparkling performance including great sound effects.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Sandiegoman

11-27-05, 13:00

Went cruising Friday night around 10:00, and first checked out W/W and saw nothing other then this one blonde who i am convinced is UCLE (one time she approched my drivers side door and started asking specifics and would not get in, so i got out of dodge).

Last week when i was cruising W/W i picked up Diamond and recieved an excellent performance with all of the great sound effects as previously posted. When she gets in your car everytime she will ask for $40, just say you only have a Jackson on you and she will always agree.

Another report i forgot to post about is Aggie in Brooklyn, i picked her up several weeks ago. She is about 35, with dirty blonde hair and a nice rack (about a 6 on the SW scale). We headed off to a parking spot and she gave an amazing BBBJ...she was drunk as anything and she had a great time giving the BJ. I stopped her half way through and offered the rest of the tuition for 50/50. She was great at that as well....amazing sound effects and kept calling me "daddy". I got her digits and will definitly repeat again.

Stay Safe

Baltimore Man

Saleing

11-27-05, 15:39

Has anyone been to Total Body Concepts on Loch Raven?

What kind of services do they offer, ie. mutual touching, release, french, etc?

Ryou Acop

11-27-05, 17:04

Went out for a cruise after a party around 5am. Absolutely nothing in PP/C area including LEs. Headed to W/W and saw a skanky kinda looking blonde and a brunette at Wilkens & Smallwood but they were with a bunch of dudes so I passed. Lights were out on Wilkens for about 2 blocks near Pulaski. Ran into 3 LEs at Washington & Monroe and 2 LEs at Ramsey & Stricker so got the heck outta there.

Saw a blonde and a brunette on Washington near Royal Farms & DD but they looked skanky so I passed on them too. On Patapsco near Salvation Army saw a bsw in miniskirt waving down everybody and a car with headlights on in Salvation Army parking lot. When I drove around to check out the bsw a skanky looking blonde came out from the car. The bsw was really skanky looking up close so headed to B/CB.

Saw 2 skanky brunettes on 6th St off Patapsco in Brooklyn. Nothing on Fairhaven. I was tired and saw enough skanks for the day so headed home.

RA

Saleing

11-27-05, 19:02

Any info on services at Total Body Concepts would help.

Green Machine

11-27-05, 23:19

Took a cruise out last night in the cold and ran into Elizabeth. Blonde SW in Hampden. Skinny, pockmarks on face, small tits but nice enough. Evidently, she's homeless and living on the street and hasn't sleep in three days.

Took her to a nearby spot and had a BBBJCIM which was decent for a jackson.

Not bad for a Saturday.

Danger Lad

11-27-05, 23:34

I guess I just pick the wrong times to go mongering. The past several weekends (Friday and Saturday nights at about 11pm or so) have been dead as far as I can tell. I feel like I'm hunting during a shift change or something. Could it be weather or LE related issues? I mean I do a loop or two along Washington and Conklin as well as along Rt. 40.

Am I looking at the wrong time or what?

Ryou Acop

11-28-05, 02:27

To celebrate my Iggles win I went out for some kitty hunting around 10pm. Nothing in PP/C again. Headed to B/CB and saw a blonde on Patapsco between 3rd & 4th. When I came around on 4th a car pulled over for her in front of me but she didn't get in. I figured she was a civ since she was dressed pretty nice. Drove through Pontiac and spotted her still standing on 4th. Decided to pull over kinda far from her and see what she would do. And guess what? She walked toward me and hopped in :-)

Her name is Sherry, 38, about 5'5", kinda chunky, but with fantastic D cups! Told me she lives in Glen Burnie and works as a beautician full time but does this once every a month or so to get some extra income. She actually drives to Brooklyn to do the extra "work." She gave me an excellent BBBJCIM with spit for a jack. She let me play with her firm D's and even asked me how I like my BJ before the deed so I gave her a lincoln tip. She gave me her cell # so I'll definitely check the rest of the package out later (or maybe I'll get a NUDE haircut from her :-)

- Keep on mongering in the free world -

RA

Muff Scout

11-28-05, 13:15

Saleing,

Four fucking posts all asking the same dumb ass question.

If you did a fucking search for TBC or Total Body Concepts, you would have found a post of mine just a couple of weeks ago which answers all of your fucking lazy ass questions.

How about contributing something to this board before making a dumb fucking ass request for info.

Dickasses like you give newbies a bad rep.

Muff Scout

Wheezer

11-28-05, 13:49

Perhaps we could have a kinder and gentler exchange.

RookieMonger

11-28-05, 16:17

Hey fellow mongers,

You are not going to believe my luck early this Sunday morning. Was coming back from a buddys house in Elkton so I decided to take route 40 west towards Baltimore. This is the more "SCENIC" route. Well as I got into the Aberdeen area-I know from previous post that there is sometimes sightings of working girls.

Well made my my thru Aberdeen-this is around 5:30 Sunday monrning. I saw 2 girls on RT.40 in Aberdeen by the Wawa gas station-the 1st was a blonde,a little heavy-ok looking but was with a guy so I kept going. Saw the 2nd one about 1/4 mile by the Diner-but was too old for taste.

So I proceeded & right by the Wal-Mart on RT.40-I see this blonde ahead of me. I am thinking another oldie right but as I pulled up to her,I am amazed that this chick is cute. She gets in-does the LE check,than tells me whats on the menu. She was also collecting for the LE's annual Christmas party fund & was asking .30 for cleaning my pipe. That was really all I was looking for so I didn't ask the price for her to ride my pipe. I made the donation & asked her to swallow my load with pics & she agrees.

I have to tell you folks-this was the best PIPE cleaning I have had in some time. I had told her before she started how I liked the moaning,dirty talk,hair pulling. She did all that,I did some skull F*cking,she did some really deep throating-took it all the way-held it for like 10-15 seconds. She kissed the twins down under-the whole sha-bang.

Than I proceed to kiss her puppies-hey-they were staring at me with those puppy eyes-so who was I to neglect them right? This is the funny part. Her puppies are SUPER sensitive. As I was kissing around the Nip,lightly biting the Nip,this chick was going crazy. She actually exploded while I was doing this. She tells me that it really gets her off & with the NIPS being that sensitive,it didn't take long at all.

Than she continues with the pipe cleaning & at this point,I am ready to explode so as I get ready,she opens up & takes every drop. Only problem was that I forgot to tell her I wanted a pic of the load in her mouth-my signature pic I like to put up with my posts,so she gobbles it down as soon as it is released but I took a pic after she swallows.

Find out this chick is 27 y.o.,has 2 kids. I didn't see any markings on her arms but she wanted me to drop her off at the Sheets in Joppa to pick up soe "groceries". After we were thru with the deed,the pitcure taking I dropped her off at the place of her request. I got her # but guess what-it is temporary disconnected. Not sure why these girls even had cell phones.

Overall experience,I would rate her a 10 on looks(on both civvy scale & working girl scale),10 on skills & 10 on persoanlity. I would love to repeat again with this chick,but will have to hunt her down or hope her phones gets turned back on.

HEY MUFF-enjoy the pic you ball buster!! Thats it for now & as always,stay safe & don't forget the donuts for the piggies out there. ROOK.

Ryou Acop

11-28-05, 19:10

I think I lost Sherry the Beautician's digits. She wrote them down on a napkin and I think I threw it out by mistake - FUCK!!! I was gonna enter them into my cell but I didn't wanna take it out from the secret compartment in my car in front of her. Damn I'm gonna dream about those fantastic D cups and drive myself crazy :-(

Saleing

11-28-05, 20:36

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Muff Scout

11-29-05, 10:57

Took a cruise last night after the game. Warm weather resulted in quite a nice selection.

Started out near PP. One skanky blonde on Baltimore and a couple of brunettes on the side streets. Nothing on Conkling.

On Wilkens spotted Kim and and a cute brunette sitting at the bus stop. Over on Washington saw Diamond, Laura and Sherry. Damm, Sherry has been looking good lately. Too bad she is so lousy in bed.

Pigtown also had at least three other cute girls I didn't know, two blondes, and one brunette. One very cute blonde by the bus stop across from BK, and another blonde on SCarey near the tracks.

Don't know why, but just wasn't in the mood for a pickup.

Balti, saw your former best buddy on Wilkens, she looked pretty good, didn't look preggo. Also found out from a good source, Shannon is in the big house.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Muff Scout

11-29-05, 15:12

Saleing, congrats on your 5th post. Now learn how to spell. BTW, did you do that search yet? You are welcome:)

Wheezer, perhaps you could paraphrase some other fucking president.

Ryou, been there, done that:)

Rookiemonger, say hi to Leighann for me:) Dude, if she is a 10, what would you rate Mindy, Nikki, Angela, Kim, Laura, Diamond or Sherry? Geez, on that scale, Dianna must have been a 20:)

Hey Doc Monger and Balti, don't you guys think it's time for a monger's conference? It's been some time since the last one. How about it?

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Butter Dog

11-29-05, 20:52

Sorry, few and far between posts from me on this board. I've been mainly on the AMP board. FYI, Saleing is anoying us over there too. Ay least his fifth post was finally original. We were getting tired of his same other question four times.

B. Dog

Kincade

11-29-05, 23:01

Im looking for a girl I got a wonderful bj from on the block,she use to work at the golden nugget and went by the name 'venus' im not sure but i think her real name might have been nikki although i really have no idea,she had huge tits and a great ass, a little big but in a the right places she told me she also worked during the day at the subway on rt1 in elkridge this was about a year or two ago I have since went back to the golden nugget and all the girls lauged and told me to go check the streets I know she had a drug problem but it didnt seem too bad adleast not at the time,if you know or see this girl pm me please shes got a beautiful face and body and id like to see her again.

Smiling Fox

11-30-05, 00:58

hey saleing, dont mean to interupt you and the board in any squabbles,,,,
but i have an idea.....
if you want information on tbs, why dont you just go in and find out. its seems that after 5 posts your not going to get any info here. and perhaps all of us would really like to know how your bust goes...oppps,, i mean how the expierence was.

well did a pass or 2 thru patapsco and wash, scary sts. at one moment i thought there where 4 LE cars around me. i just pulled out made a left and moved away.

now i drove up to pratt st. and i see this tall slender honey, she is wearing a cap, rabbit and leather, boots jeans, and just really dam cute. she walks up and down the street, over a block, and back again. i positioned my self twice to get her attention, she walks by, no looks no nothing. if i looked any harder she would be underessed. but alas nothing, so what ever she was she didint respond,

take care, be safe
thinking about seeing kelly of towson
SF
so it was too good to be true, i moved on.... too bad.

Saleing

11-30-05, 01:10

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Ryou Acop

11-30-05, 01:30

I think I found a replacement for Sherry the Beautician (I still can't believe I lost her freaking number!). Went for a drive around 7 tonight. Saw a hot blonde in a brown jacket on Rt 40 and Conkling and of course a freaking monger in front of me picked her up :-( Nothing on Haven or Baltimore. Saw a brunette at Conkling & Pratt but there were a couple of dudes near her so I passed. Drove around PP and saw nothing except 2 LEs. Then it started to pour so decided to go home. Got on Conkling and noticed the brunette I saw before by herself. Came around and picked her up.

Her name is Carnie/Connie, in mid/upper 30's, Italian, about 5'5", kinda chunky, about 7 in SW scale. I decided to go for a BBBJ for a jack since I wasn't sure about her body. She took her shirt off but left her bra and pants on - WTF? When I told her to take them off she charged me a lincoln. But I'm so glad I checked out her assets because she had fabulous C/D cups and her body was fine. I've been sick and tired of A minus boobs and boney asses so she was a nice change. She gave me one of the best BBBJ I've had in awhile. She had excellent technique with varying speed and depth. And my twins were very happy with all the attention she gave them. The best part was that she caught ALL of my load while deepthroating! I threw in an extra lincoln for the great service.

And here is her bio. She used to do H but now in a methadone program, works at Wendy's, lives in Dundalk but drives to Conkling for extra "work", lives with her friend after her sugardaddy and her got thrown out of their place (her sugardaddy blew all his dough on coke with other SWs while she was in jail for 18 months). She also told me she loves women too :-) She didn't have digits so I gave her my cell number. It was kinda weird that she doesn't have a phone but has a car??? (I know she has a car because I dropped her off at her car after the deed). She's supposed to call me on Thursday so we'll see if I get to tap her "cushion for the motion" ass.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

P.S.

Muff Scout,

On my way to dropping Carnie/Connie off I saw the hot blonde I missed earlier standing on Rt 40 again. If it wasn't for your mongering tutelage I would've passed on her since I just busted my nut, but I decided to pick her up for future reference on my way back. Too bad she wasn't there when I came around but at least I'm learning, right? :-)

Bad Bad Boy

11-30-05, 06:20

It's been a real busy time for me the past couple of weeks and will continue through mid-January so I haven't had a chance to PROWL the W/W loop and surrounding areas much.

I did get a chance to take a quick spin around the W/W loop yesterday afternoon around 2 p.m. before heading home. Unfortunately, it started raining and the girls must have scrambled for cover.

Saw a total of two girls, one blond on the corner of Monroe and Eagle who wasn't worth a second look and another brunette on Washington near the Royal Farms who was okay. By time I circled around the block, she was gone.

LE presence was light and not much else doing.

I have been playing catch-up reading the last couple of weeks posts and glad to see so much activity and want to welcome the new members.

Rookiemonger - I really like your detailed posts and pictures. Well written and entertaining. Thanks for sharing them. You have another career as a photographer, if wanted. You are soon to lose that "rookie" monitor. lol

Baltimore Man - nice posts.

Kincade - close call. They could have waited until she returned to your car and arrested both of you. Five dollars for an education is a pretty cheap tuition. Glad you didn't end up doing the "PERP WALK". LE can stop and arrest you for almost anything, but getting a conviction is another matter.

Geesh - being followed like that by LE for several blocks is sure nerve racking. It's all part of the game LE is playing to discourage you. Angela is a real pro and knows how to handle these matters.

Wheezer - I definitely agree with you that we need to be "kinder and gentler" to other members. Rude, condescending behavior and putting another members down just doesn't get it.

Hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving.

BBB

Ryou Acop

11-30-05, 15:03

Since I have the day off today I went for another pop around 3am. Saw a skanky blonde and 2 ok looking brunettes on Conkling but passed since I was in the mood for a decent blonde after the earlier session with a brunette Carnie/Connie. Nothing on Baltimore so headed to W/W.

Nothing on Washington or Wilkens. Then saw a hot tall blonde on Ramsey near the circle - schweeeeet! Her name is Kim and some of you guys posted about her already. FINALLY I got a chance to sample one of W/W beauties you guys raved about. She's 23, 5'10", long blonde hair (she complained that it's turning dirty blonde now), gorgeous face (solid 8 on real scale), kinda saggy B's, nice thin body, stretch marks on her tummy (thanks to her damn 3 y/o kid :-), a tongue piercing, 3 tattoos (on her right shoulder, right leg, lower back).

Headed to my motel and chilled for about an hour listening to her life story. It was kinda interesting to hear how a fine looking chick like this ended up on the street. Told me about the addiction & detox, bf who's locked up for a long time, problems with her family in suburb, her kid who's with her mom, etc. After this Oprah session she was getting too comfy and sleepy so she volunteered to take a shower to wake herself up. Then we got down to the business.

Decided to go for 1/2 & 1/2 with this fine piece of ass with 2 jacks. She gave me a pretty good CBJ (although she didn't quite know how to use her tongue piercing). Started with mish and doggie then finished with mish. I love doing doggie with chicks with "fuckme" tattoos but hers was of her kid's name so it totally ruined it - I felt like a damn pedophile (why the fuck did I ask who's name it was :-) She didn't make any noise but she was breathing heavy throughout the whole session. Maybe she faked it but do I give a shit? - Nah! :-)

It was about 6 when the whole session was over and we both were beat and passed out. I woke up around 9:30 thanks to her kicking me (one of the withdrawl symptoms) She woke up around 10 so I asked if she wanted to go get some breakfast. But she said she was feeling sick from the dope withdrawl (last time she did H was yesterday morning) so I dropped her of near a dealer on Pulaski. She doesn't have digits and she's staying with her bf's mom's place (she wants to move outta there since her bf doesn't live there anymore)

Here is my SW rating on her: appearance 9/10, attitude 10, performance 8/9

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Medix13

11-30-05, 16:23

Be safe out there you fellow mongers & remember to bring the donuts for the piggies out there!You say be safe and yet you BBK a street ho?

I hope you have good medical.

Wheezer

11-30-05, 16:36

[QUOTE=Muff Scout]Saleing, congrats on your 5th post. Now learn how to spell. BTW, did you do that search yet? You are welcome:)

Wheezer, perhaps you could paraphrase some other fucking president.

You are a funny guy. So likeable. How did you acquire such a magnetic personality.

Kincade

11-30-05, 18:45

I am looking for a girl I got a great BJ from. She use to work at the golden nugget on the block and went by the name 'venus' shes got huge tits and a huge ass, she also told me she worked at subway on Rt1 in Elkridge this was about a year or 2 ago, I have since been back to the g. N. And the girls told me to check the street, she might also go by the name nikki but I'm not sure if you know this girl give me a pm thanks, P.S. By the way no action at all the past couple of days in the brooklyn/cb area no good oh well cya.

Camden

11-30-05, 21:50

Did a quick circle of W/W Wed. at noon and saw nothing. So many sw's MIA. I guess they are in lock-up.

Saw a few sw in PP/C around 5:30 pm. The girls get picked up real quick. Plenty of LE.

now i drove up to pratt st. and i see this tall slender honey, she is wearing a cap, rabbit and leather, boots jeans, and just really dam cute. she walks up and down the street, over a block, and back again. i positioned my self twice to get her attention, she walks by, no looks no nothing. if i looked any harder she would be underessed. but alas nothing, so what ever she was she didint respond,

SF,
I'm 99% sure I know who you are talking about. She is a sw and her name is Camille. Is she a brunette, straight hair, she has it up sometimes. Tall.

Camden

Saleing

12-01-05, 00:50

Smiling Fox

12-01-05, 01:07

I heard tonight that a small agency run by someone named Lee in pikesville, around greensping ave. was busted. He advertised in the city paper. Rumor has it that all the documents and records where confiscated. Apparently there where many complaints by neighbors, and drugs where involved too. This info is not confirmed, I only heard it from a second source.

camden,,
well if thats her name, she looks like a real fox,,,, but on the last spin by she was hangin with a blk guy, and cops road by earlier, something was going on, and one stopped by and talked to her. i was real cautious when i positioned myself.

today i resqued an angel. if she calls me and we get together, i will have found the lover of a life time..... picked her up walkin, broke up with her BF. he thru her out. well if you asshole thru her out, you lose, she is amazing.

SF

Hugh Jardon

12-01-05, 12:30

I had some extra $, and a hankering for something different, so I decided to try a Craigslist girl. I made a list of about 6 that had easy contact info-like a phone number, and some decent pics and/or information about what they looked like.
After talking to a couple, discussing price/availability/possiblity of multiple pops, I settled on Natalee. Turns out she's Natalee Fox of, I guess, DC fame. She said she's been at this a while, and it shows it her professionalism and good attitude. She's 25-27, medium size, not-so-great fake boobies, firm all over, a good conversationalist, and quite funny.
She gives a decent CBJ, rides like a champ, and has a nice, dirty mouth as you're humping. Second round was commenced after a while and went quite nicely. She's really a good time and I'd recommend her to anyone. Donation was $$, what I pay at an AMP for 2 pops.

Last Tuesday, I was scouting CB/Brooklyn from 7:30-8:00 AM. It's surprising what you find out so early. A few to choose from, most CBU. I found Ashley walking on Patapsco near the bank. She's 21, brown hair, small, a jockey, but has meat on her bones, not fat, just not the going-downhill-rapidly look.
She really gives a nice BBBJTC, gets naked during it, ball-licking, no hands, just a fine job. She's got a sweet ass for spanking as she does it and offers a half and half, for something extra.
But, I told her on the way back, I hope I don't see her again. Some, if not most, of the SWers I pick up, I think this is what they should be doing. Ashley should be going to college, working, and making a good life for herself. I told her if I picked her up again, I'd be helping her keep doing what she's doing, and she has a lot of life ahead of her that can be better than what she's doing. I know it's the worlds oldest profession, and I contribute to it, but some SWers I see, I think don't belong doing it.
Anyway, she's great, and if you pick her up, you will enjoy her.

JNimble

12-01-05, 12:39

You say be safe and yet you BBK a street ho?

I hope you have good medical.Medix,

From your moniker, I assume you have some training, and your comment indirectly answered something I was certainly wondering about after reading many of the posts here. I've seen info on the web that even from a BBBJ, a guy's at risk for many infections (chlamidia, hepatitus, syph, gon, etc). Can you offer any advice?

I LOVE BBBJ's but took a vow many years ago to never get another (should've listened closer, she actually said "I don't"). Although the risk is lower than for FS, it's still there. Depending on your situation, bringing that home could be worse than getting arrested!

Be safe,

Jack

Muff Scout

12-01-05, 16:31

I've tried humor as well as subtle jabs, but some of you newbies still don't get it.

This board, every board for that matter, develops a culture all its own over time. The culture is a result not just of topic, but also membership. Like any group, a hierarchy develops, with some members having a powerful influence over the group and the culture. In our case, I speak of course of The Great One. I will not type his name out of respect. If you don't know who I refer to, you are both unfortunate and a newbie.

When a new member joins any group, he needs to make an effort to fit in. It is not the group's responsibility to modify its culture to appease the new member. This especially holds true for online communities like this one.

If I may be so bold as to speak for The Great One, there were two things He did not stand for. One was bullshit artists who wasted our time with off topic, noninformative posts. The other was newbies who asked really dumb questions. Questions that were readily answered just by reading the forum. These remain part of our culture.

If you think I was rude, you are lucky The Great One is no longer with us. He would have ripped you a new asshole. When I first joined, despite lurking for awhile and reading the forum, I made a newbie mistake in an earliy post. He came down on me hard.

How you take your pussy whipping will impact your future standing on this board. Take it like a man and move on, and you will earn your brother's respect over time. Whine like a used tampon and you will become a target for abuse.

BBB, you seem like a nice guy. Would love to have a beer with you sometime. But sadly, the vast majority of your posts have been useless bullshit. I am not alone in this opinion. Other seniors have posted similar feelings. Learn from your fellow newbies Ryou and Rookiemonger. These two have already earned their stripes. Quality counts more than quantity. They have less posts than you, but their posts are on topic.

Saleing got slammed because at the time, he only had four posts, all requesting info. If he had just taken a few seconds to do a search, he would have found a post of mine from just a few weeks ago which answered all his questions. It was obvious that he made no effort whatsoever to RTFF. If Rookiemonger or Ryou pm me for any info, I would go out of my way to help them. They have earned that in a short time.

BBB, move on, post relevant data, and you will be accepted. Overtime, you may influence the culture of this board. But it will be because of positive contributions you made, not bullshit.

I look forward to your next meaningful post.

Balti, Doc, Green, Bench, Camden, Fox, Huge, Cloud, Loop, Racoon, Larry, Fat Bastard, Paland, Mykonos and all you other seniors, please chime in. Maybe I am wrong. If I am, I will be happy to buy BBB and Saleing a couple of beers.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Ryou Acop

12-01-05, 18:22

I just have a quick question for you guys. If you get pulled over by a cop for having a SW in your car, what's the best thing to do? Tell the truth or deny deny deny? I haven't gotten pulled over yet but if I do I just wanna be ready for the pigs.

Carnie/Connie is supposed to call me after my weekly bar tour tonight. I'll let you guys know how it went. If she doesn't call, then I guess I'll try my luck finding a new talent. I don't think I can lose either way :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Paland

12-01-05, 19:00

I am not the Baltimore's Board Police but can't sit on my on my hands without putting my $.02 in on this. In my humble opinion, Muff has articulated this board's R/R (unwritten rules and regulations). I am not going to spend much time on the subject of Saleing other than to say that one more dumb ass disrespectfull post to a senior that he should be totally ignored to possibly removed.

Saleing, you have been warned. You can join this great group of mongers following the R/R's or you can piss us off and suffer the consequences.

Happy One

12-01-05, 19:17

Happy One Here,

Did the cb/ww loop Wednesday night, on Payson, someone yelled to me. Shannon out of jail, clear complexion, looked very good. Also for info. Ruby back for those who know how good she is. Found her coner of Washington/Carey, boy did she put on some weight. Le still very heavy, still stopping girls walking by themselves for Id checks. Talked with blond KIm, said she was pulled up several times just walking a couple blocks.

Like muff said, starting to see some new faces. Mainly Washington blvd area around pig town, mabe looking for Christmas money for there little ones.

Be careful, see ya, Happy One

Ryou Acop

12-01-05, 19:20

I agree with Muff Scout about Saleing. I was a lurker for about a month before I posted anything here. Before then I was a frequent cruiser but infrequent monger (thanks to my ex's :-) around Falls Road & PP/C area and didn't know anything about W/W or B/CB area. But thanks to some informative posts on here I was able to find and explore these areas on my own and start posting my experiences.

I could've just brothered you guys with specific SWs or SW hangouts in the beginning but I didn't think it was a proper thing to do. In real life, I don't think you would go to strangers and ask them about SWs, right? Once you share some of your experiences and get to know them, then they'll start trusting you and share their experiences with you.

Muff Scout,

Thanks for your complement. I'm honored to earn your trust :-)

But I do like BBB. At least he's honest about picking up Cary the "Pink Flamingo" like I do :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Camden

12-01-05, 22:15

Balti, Doc, Green, Bench, Camden, Fox, Huge, Cloud, Loop, Racoon, Larry, Fat Bastard, Paland, Mykonos and all you other seniors, please chime in. Maybe I am wrong.

Right on Muff, I agree 100%. Thanks for taking the time to spell it out for the newbies.

I picked up Rachel on Wilkins Thursday around noon. Well dressed, nice long brunette hair, attractive face, thin. She looked like she was in her 30's. She gave the "I rarely do this" line. Says she has 5 or 6 clients who call her and a day job. I've never seen her before. As usual she dropped in the looks department when she got in. She looked like a 7 - 7.5 outside, but once in the car it drops to 6 - 6.5.

We did the are you a cop thing and decided to try John's. No answer at John's. As we get in my car I asked what her usual donation is. She says she is expensive, says that she starts at three jacksons and up.

I'm not willing to go that high (not for her) and drop her off a few blocks away. She said she would take an initial exam for one jackson and that I would want to over tip because she is so good. I just didn't like her insistence on getting top dollar. She was pissed but too bad. I'll save my jacksons for another day or two.

Saleing

12-01-05, 22:23

To all the so called high and mighty so called seniors:

I came on this board and asked a simple question and all I got was a rash of shit from you so called seniors. I resign my membership in this group of low class individuals who have nothing better to do than blow their welfare checks on $20 bj's. Wake up, get a job and get a life!

Bad Bad Boy

12-02-05, 00:06

Muff, I really don't care to get into a pissing contest with you or anyone else for that matter. However, I do want to briefly respond to your "culture" post since I am one of those you have frequently blasted.

A "culture" of rude, condescending behavior, name calling, flaming, and personal attacks on members is NOT something we should cultivate. Additionally, it's contrary to Jackson's rules (on flaming)! All it does is discourage members from posting and exchanging information or asking questions for fear of ridicule.

I realize the Trashman who fostered this kind of behavior on the old board was a hero to some, including yourself, who are trying to emulate and perpetuate it. I think it's destructive and contrary to fostering good camaraderie and communications within our group.

To constantly call members dumbasses and ridicule and/or mock their posts or questions is not funny. I suspect some people enjoy putting others down to make themselves feel good and/or to placate their egos.

We are all members of this group and to think anyone of us is more important, smarter, and/or deserve more respect than another member is ridiculous. We have an opportunity here with a relatively new board and many new members to act in a positive manner. We should make new members feel welcome.

Speaking of "bullshit and non-informative posts", you might want to go back and review some of yours. You will find several that fall into that category.

I am sorry that you don't like my posts (or me for that matter), but I don't think it's against the "rules" to have a little fun and to interject some humor. If so, many of us are guilty. I tried to explain this to you a while back when I sent you a PM.

Muff, I am not trying to get into an argument with you nor drag this matter out. All I would like to see is for us to treat ALL members with respect, be helpful and courteous.

If you don't like a post, then don't comment or read it and move on to the next one. If you have a problem with another member, take it to PM and resolve it privately (not publicly). Problems solved.

This certainly can't be too much to ask.

BBB

Baltimo11

12-02-05, 00:08

It's only been a month since I moved south and I miss it B-more already. The street action here is nonexistant (F**ing Bible belt). I keep reading the your board and I'm jealous. Kudos to Rookie Monger. Looks like he is the real deal and a great new member. One word of advice rook, wrap that thing up for FS. Remember, Baltimore is the STD capital of the US and these girls aren't exactly girl scouts. It only takes one visit to the doc to learn that painfull lesson. Otherwise, keep up the great posts and pics. Wishing you all mongering success this holiday season.

Baltimo

Green Machine

12-02-05, 00:45

Muff has said it very well. Newbies- get your shit together and spend some time reading the fucking forums. I did when I came to WSG years ago and learned a lot from the archives.

Best thing is that most every subject has been covered - even in-depth SW tours around Baltimore. Sit down with a couple of beers and have a long read. You'll learn a ton!

Went out of for a cruise tonight in Hampden and found an old regular. Still cute but looking a bit worn from the Horse. God she gave a helluva BBBJCIM - fuckin' loved it!!!!

WARNING:
I've known this SW for quite some time and I don't think she's shitting me, but beware of a Hampden SW named Robin. Long brown hair, looks like it's never been combed. She evidently has HIV and doesn't give a shit about infecting others. Watch out for her, kick her to the curb and if you see her out: call LE and get her ass arrested.

RookieMonger

12-02-05, 01:09

Hey Fellow Mongers,

FYI on Leighann-tried the # she gave me again but of course, still disconnected. Even make an attempt to drive around the location where I picked her up & nothing. Leighann was no where to be seen. Too bad-I could have used a helluva BJ that she provided.

So I proceeded with PP/Conkling area & didn't see much out, or at least worthy of a Rook pick-up. Good amount of LE out & about. Saw a few on foot patrol on Baltimore & Ellwood. So I got out of dodge. Proceeded to my Dumdalk location. As soon as I got to my FAV convenience store, saw this ok looking brunette with BIG JUGS. Did the drive by, got the "look" & the "wave", circled back for the scoop.

She got in, said her name was Stacy, 20 y. O-did the cop thing. I was thirsty so I reached for the JUGS. Man, they must have Super, duper gulp size. I jokingly said "Got Milk" & flipped when she said YES. She was due in Feb. Man, I love JUGS, but JUGS with milk-thats priceless(Yes-just like the credit card commercial). So, Stacy said that she was also collections for the annual LE Christmas party & was asking. 30. I was like how about. 30 with pics & she said NO firmly. I was bummed because these JUGS were lovely. I said ok than, how about. 30 with a swallow. She agreed.

Her shaft cleaning was ok. She went at it for a little bit than I got thirsty & wanted a drink of MILK from her JUGS so she said I could help myself. Well-I normally use a glass & pour the milk into it when I am at home with company, but you know what you do when no ones looking right-YOU DRINK out of the carton. Well-thats what I did folks, hooked my lips up to Stacys JUGS & had a taste from both Jugs.

Than Stacy continued with the Shaft cleaning for a few minutes & at this point, her skills were like 3-4 so I took over & jerked the shaft till it exploded in Stacys pretty little mouth. She took it as promised & guzzled it down. Overall-would maybe repeat if there was nothing else out. Yes-the JUGS with milk were a plus, but her skills wasn't that good, especially when she requested. 30 for the LE fund & said no pics.

Anyways-she can be found at the convenience store in Dumdalk, looks 6, skills 4, personality 5.

Hey Medix13,

I agree with you. Dumb decision on my part, but sometimes the young bare beaver gets to the little head before the big head can intervene. Will use better judgement next time.

Hey Muff,

I will keep searching Leighann for you.

Until next time, as always-be safe & don't forget the donuts for the piggies out there!

Rook

Ryou Acop

12-02-05, 08:29

Well, Carnie/Connie didn't call me last night but that didn't ruin my night since I hustled some free beers from 6 suckers shooting pool in 3 different bars. Ok I admit I'm a pool shark :-)

Anyway, after a great night of hustling in Fells Point I headed to PP/C around 2am. Nothing near PP or Baltimore St. Turned onto Conkling and spotted a cutie in a white jacket near Fairmount Ave. Came around and she made eye contact with me but too many cars around me to pull over. So I drove around some more and came back. She was still there so I pulled over and she hopped in.

Her name is Pam, 5'4", medium length dirty blonde/light brown hair, Italian, 37 but she's still hot. Facially I'd rate her solid 8 on real scale even at her age and with some wrinkles on her face. She looks like somebody's hot mom you had a crush on when you were a teenager. I could definitely see she was a smoking hot chick when she was younger and she told me she used to get hit on by guys AND girls all the time. She's a college graduate and used to be an administrator for a company and also had her own business running a DJ service but got hooked on crack after her hubby left her for another girl. She told me she's thinking about quitting soon but we'll see.

I was just gonna get a BJ but decided to go for the full service for 2 jacks so I can check out the rest of her assets (so I can report on here :-) Overall she had a pretty nice body except for stretch marks on her tummy (thanks to her 3 kids) and kinda saggy B's. She gave me a decent BBBJ and I finished with a doggie. When we were doing the doggie she did all the work with her "oh yeah" sound effect :-)

She didn't have digits but was willing to show me where she lives AFTER she gets her fix so I passed and dropped her off near where I picked her up.

Oh, and one fucked up thing about her: She doesn't smoke or drink - but smokes crack. Isn't that fucked up or what???

My overall SW rating: appearance 8/9, attitude 9/10, BJ 7, doggie 10

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

P.S.
I've never seen ANYTHING near Patterson Park. Is it just me? Or am I not looking in right places? I've been doing a loop around Baltimore, Patterson Park, Eastern, and Ellwood. Let me know if there are other places I should look for near PP other than Conkling. You can PM me if you prefer. Thanks!

Muff Scout

12-02-05, 12:52

Ryou, if you get pulled over, have a simple story line ready. Even something as dumb as the girl was hitching and you are giving her a ride to Dunkin Donuts, Micky D's or where ever. No matter what, don't change your story and don't admit to anything.

Jnimble, I was told at the clinic that most anything you catch from a BBBJ will not kill you, and most can be cured with antibiotics, although I've heard the syphylis shot hurts like a mother. All bets are off if you have a cut or lesion on your penis, but if you are doing BBBJ with open cuts or sores on your dick, you are one dumbass. Oooops, I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to call anyone bad names.

Obviously it is best to use a condom, but it won't protect you from everything.

We each have our own risk tolerance. We also have to live with the consequences.

If you need more info, the staff at the Caroline St. clinic are very helpful, and it's free.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff (the rude, condescending, name calling, flaming, and personal attacking) Scout

PS, I forgot high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless, so called senior.

Camden

12-02-05, 16:32

I hit W/W around noontime Friday and saw nothing. There was two LE on foot from the Sheriff department at Carey & Wilkins.

After 45 minutes of nothing I decided to call it quits. As I'm heading East on Wilkins I see Diamond walking the other way. I turn around and as I catch up to her she is passing the LE at Carey. LE starts busting her chops and I circle a few times but out of LE's sight. Five minutes later I find her over on Bayard.

We go to her house, no lights, no heat. Diamond warmed me up by stopping in the living room and grinding her ass in to my dick for a few minutes before we head up to her room. I offer the usual jackson for a bj and she agrees but says there is a .5 jackson charge for the room. This is probably bullshit but 1.5 jacksons is no more then going to John's and giving her a tip.

We went up to her room and she gave a great cbj. She was kneeling on her bed as I stood up. Her thong underwear was totally exposed as her pants were practically falling off. I grabbed her ass and was about to suggest we upgrade the session when some guy starts banging on the front door and yelling. He did not stop so I just busted a nut from the bj and headed out.

Muff Scout

12-02-05, 16:58

Camden, I've picked up brunette Rachel before. You can negotiate her down. You just have to be firm.

She is pretty good in the sack.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Kincade

12-02-05, 17:29

She used to work at the Golden Nugget on the block and went by the name 'Venus'. She has huge tits and a great ass with a little fat in all the right places. She told me she also worked at the Subway on rt1 in Elkridge, and all her ex co workers say shes a SW now.

Let me know if you see her.

Cloud William

12-02-05, 18:17

Howdy gents,

Since I was referred to by name I guess I'll have to chip in. Muff I agree with all that you wrote. How hard is it to sit down and read through the posts?
When I started reading this board I had a map available to reference the area's that people were talking about. It took awhile but eventually I figured out what was going on and where it was happening. I still do most of my hunting on the east side but that's because its easiest for me to get to . I know where things are on the west and south sides and if I have to I'll head over there.
If someone asks a question where the answer is available by reading the board it doesn't bother me. But to ask the same question over and over again reeks of laziness and ignorance.

We now return you to your regulary scheduled program already in progress;

"and she was really bucking and yelling about coming"

Before I started seriously mongering I didn't think SW's had orgasms while working. Then one afternoon at the El-Rich I had one do exactly that. I was as surprised as I could be. Since then I've had sessions with several girls who enjoyed every bit as much as I did.
How many of you guys have encountered orgasmic sw's while doing FS?

Nice photos RA. Most of the SW's I encounter when I have my camera don't want any photos. The others, I don't want the photos. AKA Moped f***s. ( a fun ride but you wouldn't your buddies to see you on it)

Cloud

Smiling Fox

12-02-05, 18:17

well fellow's i guess he told us,,,,,,,,booo hooo, another cop bites the dust,
i am so sure he is LE, or maybe he is just a phweeny. (dont ask).
b-by----

someone lookin for leighann, my terrible memory, i think there was a leighann down at the circus, go in during the day, have a drink and ask suzzy, the bartendress. oh, and let her fix you up, she will send over the best girl in the shop. a tad high $$-$ for a piece, but you all didnt have anything else to do with your unemployed dead selves....(see saleing post #8).

my new found angel didnt call me back yet, oh well move on, even the the great smiling fox can fail. another great quest awaits around the corner, no doubt, tiffanny, tina, (oh god to see tina again) terry, theresa, ,,,,,,or even a kelly too

no further word on that CP agency in pikseville bust, no one responded with a confirmation or anything,,,,,,

be extra safe out there,
SF

Muff Scout

12-02-05, 18:31

Green, Camden, Paland, Cloud, thanks for the support.

Cloud, Mindy was multi-orgasmic. I think Balti had the same experience with her.

Katie pops when you pack her fudge hard. Shannon cums regularly.

Of course it could just be my god like tool:)

A significant percentage of women find it difficult to reach orgasm under ordinary circumstances. Throw in a drug problem and all the other shit these girls have to deal with and it's no surprise most of the girls can't.

Fox, I think you are right about Saleing. I have my doubts about Kincade as well.

Ryou and Rookiemonger, I think you guys must be banging girls from the Ford Modeling Agency and not telling us. Every girl you guys score is a 9 or a 10. Geez, bring me along one night:)

Fox, was Tiffany a pettite blonde who hung out on Ramsey near Scarey? If it's the same girl, I only saw her once, but she gave me one of the best BJ's of my entire life.

Ryou, I've never had much luck around PP either, although I have spotted some talent on Conkling.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Kincade

12-02-05, 19:58

I saw a very young blonde (maybe too young) talking on a payphone in the CB area. She kept looking around a car pulled up and she talked to this guy for a second and hopped in. It didn't really seem like she was talking to anyone on the phone at all. Is this a new thing pretending to be on the phone, or did I just see the whole situation out of context.

Loop Vet

12-02-05, 21:28

We are all members of this group and to think anyone of us is more important, smarter, and/or deserve more respect than another member is ridiculous. We have an opportunity here with a relatively new board and many new members to act in a positive manner. We should make new members feel welcome.

BBB

We do make noobs feel welcome when the start by reading and then making solid reports. On the DC board, I've helped many a noob with less than ten posts if their previous posts were informative and not just asking questions.

Also, if a new members first posts are questions, why should we be obligated to answer them? We don't know this person. They could be LE for all we know. That is what your not getting, BBB. Noobies must gain trust before asking everyone to figure thigns out for them. Most importantly it's because we do not know them and don't know what their intentions or motivations are, its pretty simple. You gotta keep on the lookout on every aspect of this hobby. If you're too willing to trust you're likely to get burned.

Muff's "community" post was spot on. Sure, many of us seniors are guilty of chatroom style posts, but we've also been providing valuable info. When you've developed trust and comradere with fellow contributers, some chatroom exchanges will happen. Shit, as much info as I've posted and as many people I've helped get laid directly or indirectly, I damn well better be able to have some chit-chat on occasion with my monger brethren; who else am I gonna talk to about this stuff, my co-workers?

To the guy who said he was revoking his membership: don't forget to take your ball and your little red wagon, you big baby.

Ryou Acop

12-02-05, 21:42

Drove through PP/C after work around 7 tonight and saw more than 10 LE cars doing 3 busts in the area.

1. Saw 2 LEOs busting a pretty good looking dirty blonde in red jacket at Conkling & Fayette. I think she was a sw.

2. Saw bunch of LEOs around Conkling & Pratt doing some kinda bust.

3. Saw tons of LEOs near Highland & Lombard doing a major bust. Saw 2 dudes in the back seat of LE cars & 2 dudes in handcuffs outside.

I FINALLY spotted a cute brunette near PP at Baltimore & Ellwood and she gave me a wave but decided to pass with all the freaking LEs around. Decided to try my luck later on tonight after another round of bar hopping.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Happy One

12-03-05, 00:04

Good God was LE on a roll at the loop tonight. Every where you looked, cars pulled over, busts with people in cuffs, not many girls out. Talked with Jamie about escort service bust. For those that don't know, Jamie was girl friend of group for quite awhile, up untill couple weeks ago. She said is true about bust of escort service pikesville. Maybe we will see some of our better girls again.

Muff, I too would love to catch up with Tiffany, if its the little long blond hair tha used to be on Ramsey & Stricker by the park. Wow what a pleaser she was. Last saw her when she came back up from oc where her kid was one weekend. She also followed the drugs down to Washington blvd & Ostend & by the gas & go.

Hooked up with Emily the other night. Havent dated her since beginning of summer when she 1st came out. Still good BJ, but best she don't take off her clothes. She lost alot of weight, boobs shrunk, but worse flabby rinkley stomach, flat turned me off.

Everyone be careful

Happy One

Ljs666

12-03-05, 02:03

WARNING:

I've known this SW for quite some time and I don't think she's shitting me, but beware of a Hampden SW named Robin. Long brown hair, looks like it's never been combed. She evidently has HIV and doesn't give a shit about infecting others. Watch out for her, kick her to the curb and if you see her out: call LE and get her ass arrested.Robin usually wears an old brown leather coat and stands at 41st and Falls near the Royal Farms. She is also a known thief.

Speaking of Hampden, has anyone seen or heard of the whereabouts of Maria? (kind of plump with curly blonde hair)

Smiling Fox

12-03-05, 02:26

oh sorry guys, i was just rattling on,,,,,
although there was a tiffany, hmmmm out in essex, caught her on the chat line a few years ago, $ FS. her real name, oppps she is under radar. but she was so good lookin, and did a little night time agency work. i thought i died and went to heaven. there was a tina too, a real heart throb. and a vision of such beauty, to bring a tear to my eyes. but not a SW.

actually saw kelly today, PRO. pics are better than real life, but she seemed a little to greatful for my attentions. perhaps i will visit again.

as you may know i tend to like a more quality lady. i try to avoid street urchins, well sometimes. but regarding a lady's orgazisms, it is what i love. if i have a fetish, thats it. and if they can multi O, im in heaven. of course SW is far to risky, never eat them. druggie's, never eat them. oh i love to dine. and ive been told that im good, "well if you say so".

i may head out for a little saturday pop, but dam it sounds like LE is really getting tough. we need to be extremely careful...........

be safe
SF

Horsetrader

12-03-05, 04:59

I'm a long time monger, short time lurker, and first time poster.

Last Sunday just before midnight I cruised W/W and CB/BP for about 45 minutes and saw nothing exciting, so I settled for something that first seemed tolerable. Martha is a WSW and a bit chunky for my taste but I badly needed the pipe cleaning. She asked for 2 portraits of Mr. Jackson for a BBBJ but settled for 1 portrait. Her technique was so bad that it wouldn't have been worth even a Lincoln. I stopped the session before completion. She will never again be in my car. She is about 5'8", shoulder length curly blonde hair, and 30 pounds heavier than her doctor would like. I laughed when she asked for a tip. I've never seen her before and hope to never see her again. Avoid her.

Having failed to complete the task, I decided to make another pass through BP/CB before I took matters into my own hands. Glad I did because things were hoppin' along Patapsco between 2nd and 5th. Several good selections at that moment. Found Jen on 4th (short, cute, junkie thin, straight dark hair, nice personality) who provided a really great BBBJTCWS for $.25. Didn't ask for digits but I hope to see her again.

Saturday morning at 2:00 AM I made a single pass through the W/W and CB/BP areas but didn't see anything available. Nothing.

Green Machine

12-03-05, 07:58

I came on this board and asked a simple question and all I got was a rash of shit from you so called seniors. I resign my membership in this group of low class individuals who have nothing better to do than blow their welfare checks on $20 bj's. Wake up, get a job and get a life!

You resign your membership?

What are you? A baby?

There you are all pouty and upset because a "group of low class individuals" who blow our welfare checks on SWs doesn't accept you?

Razors

12-03-05, 10:33

Balti, Doc, Green, Bench, Camden, Fox, Huge, Cloud, Loop, Racoon, Larry, Fat Bastard, Paland, Mykonos and all you other seniors, please chime in. Maybe I am wrong. If I am, I will be happy to buy BBB and Saleing a couple of beers.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Fucking Christ Muff Scout, seems like while you been rubbing off on pussy, that pussy has been rubbing off on you! Seems to me if you are going to invoke He Who Must Be Named Only In Reverence (HWMBNOIR) the least you could do is call the newbie in question an ass! After all, calling him a selfish self-involved prick wouldn't be sufficiently distinctive (applies to too many of us) but "whiny assed baby" might be appropriate.

This fool is still mongering but on a much reduced level. I have run through the W/W loop on a few occaisions with no luck. Either nothing out,LE and a few out or butt ugly skanks and tubs -- I swear before HWMBNOIR that one of one of the tubs looked like a short Babe Ruth in drag. No doubt a not too distant relative.

Muff Scout

12-03-05, 11:48

I thank all my fellow seniors for their tidal wave of support, both in post and PM form.

It's time for us to ignore the problem and move on.

I tried both in post and pm to get the newbie to understand how this board currently operates and will continue to operate. He has made it clear that he does not accept our "culture".

Newsflash, WE are not going to change. We like it the way it is. That's why we have been members for so long and get along so well.

This board, like all others, is policed by its seniors. I will continue in this effort and I know my fellow seniors will also continue in their efforts as they have in the past, resulting in the Baltimore board being one of the best and most productive in the US.

Unless and untill my fellow seniors admonish me, I will continue, as I have in the past, to post info on sw's, pm warnings about girls with health problems, respond to requests for info from guys who have proven themselves and dump on newbies who ask dumbass questions.

Yours truly,

THE rude, condescending, name calling, flaming, and personal attacking, high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless, so called senior,

Muff Scout

PS, Oh how I wish The Great One was still here.

Muff Scout

12-03-05, 19:44

Happy, Tiffany was awesome. I only had the pleasure one time, but it was unforgetable. For those of you who never tasted this delicacy, she was short, not much more than 5' tall, long silky blonde hair and beautiful eyes. Thin but not ccl. Very pleasant to be with. Gave me one of the best BJ's of my life. Damm fine lay too.

Horsetrader and Ljs666, thank you for contributing and welcome aboard.

Did you guys see the post by Buster Face on the Balti-Lingo thread. Nice effort for a first post.

Gee, what a radical concept. You give something meaningful to this board, and we barbarian seniors appreciate it. Seems simple to me, but then again my parents were not brother and sister:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Ryou Acop

12-03-05, 19:49

Went out cruising this morning around 3am. Damn LEs were everywhere in PP/C and no SWs in sight. Headed to W/W and nothing there too. Headed to B/CB and nothing there - WTF? I think the cold weather is keeping all the ho's inside and few that come out get picked up by mongers really quick. I saw a lot of mongers driving round and round and round.

Decided to drive through Wilkens on my way home and spotted a blonde in white jacket at Wilkens & Payson. Her name is Jamie, about 5'5", medium length blonde hair, quite nice B tits, about 6/7 on SW scale, smelled very nice, but a bit butch for me (everything she said either started or ended with "man" :-) Went for a BBBJ with a jack. She did a decent job with a lot of slirping but couldn't DT and didn't wanna catch. I'll probably pass on her next time unless I'm desperate for a pop.

Butter Dog

12-04-05, 00:04

Muff,

Just my $.02, but I stand behind you (figuratively, not literally, if you get my drift). I made a slight newbie mistake many months ago and was "corrected" (somewhat nicely) by Balti. I took his comments as a learning experience and as a way to get along with the fellow mongers. He actually gave me a good perspective on the AMP vs. SW choices. I said it before, and I'll say it again, "Thanks Balti".

I learned the errors of my ways any have happily posted many more reports since (with the exception of one rude a** m*ther f**ker, but you'll have to RTFF for that).

If Saleing can't take the heat (or if he IS the heat), get out of the board.

B. Dog

Dr.Monger

12-04-05, 00:44

Without the whole board going to f-ing hell! A quick trip to Sin City and all that happens here is whining! As you know who would have said, it time to break out the flamethrower! I am spitting mad about this, really. As Muff Scout so kindly noted, we seniors have always policed this board. And yes, dumb-ass newbies who ask dumb-ass questions without RTFF get flamed. Some have moved on to be productive board members. Others, like Dummy-Boy and the most recent jerk-wad don't bother to do anything other than show up and ask for information that is readily available, without contributing a damn thing. What we really need is a "Read this First Before asking a Dumbass Question Thread. Inside it will say: "Before asking a Dumbass Question, RTFF!!!!!!!!!!!...and P.S. CONTRIBUTE"

Sadly, I come too late to this party to lay a real TM ass-whooping on this piece of drivel. As you know, TGO left this board to me (unofficially of course) and I must take some of the blame for not being here constantly to watch it. You will be able however to read about my mis-adventures in Sin City very soon. However, it is nice to see the show of support that was FINALLY given to Muff Scout. It took you guys a while. By the way Loop Vet, nice to see ya :-). We need to party together again at TBWNN. I had fun.

Now on to more important things, like SWs. The observation about a lack of SWs at the PP portion of PP/C is correct. Despite heavy scouting by myself, it has been just awful. Conkling has not been much better, and what I have see out, with one exception, has been ultra skanky. I even went so far as to scout Hambden again, and W/W and B/CB. All those missions came up empty. I think I am losing my touch. Of course when I do see a suspect, I am not able to pick her up. Saw a very cute suspect the other day. She had on a knit cap, and gave me the eye on Patterson. Not 100% sure she was working but I had to get back to work and could not tarry to find out.

And now a warning: I was on Conkling recently, and saw what I am 99% sure was an old Block acquaintance. Guys stay away from this one. She was definitely a jockey while working on the Block, but while there her attitude and appearance went way downhill. You can recognize her by fake long blonde hair (extensions which she does not wash) and her big fake boobs. She really looked bad. She went from an upscale strip club to the Block to the street. It was only a matter of time. She is just plain nasty, and also a thief. So be very very careful.

By the way, let me make a general statment, take it for what it is worth. Recently I have seen a trend of bashing LE. I see no real point in this. Yes we know they read this board. Yes, they want to stop us from hobbying. But certainly nothing is gained by antagonizing anyone. There are good and bad cops, just like every other job. City cops working the strolls don't just face us mongers and the SWs. Those areas also happen to be the high crime areas where they face armed drug dealers and belligerent folks all day. They risk their lives daily, and there is no purpose served by baiting or be-littleing them. Are there bad cops who screw the girls and then bust them? Sure. I don't feel this is the majority. You don't have to like them, but I don't see you risking your safe suburban lives either. So yes, report on LE, but don't bash them. From what I understand, they usually let the mongers go with a stern lecture and maybe a traffic citation, except when caught in a sting (which is a vice operation anyway and not your average street cops), which we all know how to avoid, because we RTFF!!!

If you don't like what I have to say, tough s---

Dr. Monger

P.S. Horsetrader: Nice first post. Some others could take lessons.

Smiling Fox

12-04-05, 12:41

Whew,,, boy i am sure glad you are back to give us seniors a vote of confidence, lol. have to say i chuckled thru the first few paragraphs with some real glee,,,, gotta watch out for that glee stuff.

doc did you see the maps from vegason the photo site. man the guy layed out every SW path in town. just happen to see them the other day.

doc, you are right of course about cops. ok, no cop flaming. it is a tough job.

oh, the guy that talked to jamie, PM me, how do you know her? she is good lookin, and such a rider.( i cant find his post, must not be a senior?)

gotta run, need to do a quik pass thru hamden on a sunday am,,, catch all those church going SW's
be safe
SF

Muff Scout

12-04-05, 14:32

Doc M,

Thank you very much for the strong vote of confidence. The only thing that could beat it would be if The Great One sent two tablets down to us with 10 commandments for dumbass newbies.

More gratifying than the support of my fellow seniors, was the number of newbies who PM'd me their good wishes. Thanks guys, I won't forget:)

It never ceases to amaze me how certain newbies complain that we pick on them as a rule, in the face of two examples like Ryou and Rookiemonger, who have been accepted with open arms by the seniors. Why have they been accepted? Maybe because they contribute meaningful posts? Can't be. We are too evil to be that magnanimous:)

In my experience with this board, I have never known a newbie, or senior for that matter, who got shit on, who didn't deserve it. Group justice can be tough, but it is always fair.

Unfortunately, it seems like our problem will not go away. He has made three things clear to me.

1). He believes we seniors, as devotees of the cult of The Great One, are the root of all evil on this board.

2). He does not accept our culture.

3). He is hellbent on single handedly changing our evil culture.

I was thinking, if The Great One is a type of Lord Voldermort, controlling an army of evil seniors to do his bidding, does that make the newbie in question Harry Potter? Or maybe Hermione:)

Moving on to a more enjoyable subject, I was thinking it might be fun to get together for a holiday drink, or two:) Nothing fancy, just thought we might organize a hookup at a low key, safe bar I know, convenient to our WW and CB hunting grounds. If we do it on a weeknight, we could tell SO's that we are just having a holiday drink with coworkers, customers, whatever.

I thought we could get together sometime the week of the 12th, so as not to interfere with any real world holiday activities.

Let me know what you guys think, either on the board or by PM. If enough guys show interest, I will PM the location, date and time.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

RookieMonger

12-04-05, 16:13

Hey Fellow Mongers,

Went out on my mongering journey Sat night 9:00. Started on Conkling/PP area-not much out at all-saw crazy red head Jen by PP area-I guess she is changing territory-she used to be by Conkling. Went thru a few times,nothing-so I headed to Dumdalk-checked out my FAV convenience store but nothing neither. Went back to Conkling/PP area again-did a few loops,nada.

Stopped at my FAV stripjoint-a real shithole but I have been going there for years. Good amount of girls there-stayed for about 1 hour. When I left-it started snowing pretty good. Made Mongering a little difficult-it was hard enough to see the girls with all the clothing,coats,hat etc.,but when you add the element of snow-it was much more difffult.

Back to patroling the streets of Conkling/PP-still not much. Saw 1 by the park,but was maybe a 2-3 scale so I passed. Did a fewmore loops than gave up & went back to Dumdalk. After a few loops on Dumdalk Ave.,avoiding the LE running radar right by Bradfords funeral home-saw this redhead(No-not crazy Jen) walking pass the Mcdonald's-she actually had an umbrella.

Made the p/u=did the Le thing. Said she was 34,name was Theresa. agreed on the donation of .20 towards the LE's annual X-mas party. The shaft cleaning was the worst-she freaked out when I touched her hair accidently. Woudn't swallow,d/t,barely had any tits. After maybe 3-4 minutes-I ended jerking the shaft & she actually caught it w/spit.

Than she had the nerver to ask for a tip. I told her I did all the work & psycho b*tch said "Who's fault is that?" I shouldv'e said you,you dumb b*itch. I dropped her off on one of the side streets. Would not repeat-wasn't worth it but with the snow,me driving close to 3 hours-I settled for her.

Anyways-be safe & as always-treat your local LE with all the respect they deserve & also be sure to bring them the donuts!! Rook

Old Monger

12-04-05, 20:22

I had another great date with Brandy who can be found in the Brooklyn or Curtis Bay area. Brandy is young, petite, cute and also kind and trustworthy. One can read Ryou Acop's excellent post from November20, 2005 to see what I mean. Brandy is definitely a great date, and I see her often and we both always have a good time.

Newbies who fail to do their research ought to get with the program, as spending some time checking out previous postssill make cruising for SWs more enjoyable and safer. I only wish that this board existed 25 years ago when I was a newbie. I am somewhat puzzled as to how BBB got lumped in with the others as I have found his posts informative.

With respect to LE, while one ought not hit the panic button, it is clear to me that LE is more hostile to us gentlemongers than they were in the past. I am not traching the working LEO on the street as he or she is only following chain of command, but LE's attitude toward us is not as benign as in the past. It is probably best for gentlemongers to be more discrete, patronize neighborhood businesses, don't try to pick up civilians, don't cruise when school is letting out etc.

I hope all gentlemongers have a happ and safe Christmas and/or Holiday season.

RookieMonger

12-05-05, 03:14

Hey my fellow mongers,

Was on my mongering outing Sunday night-started in PP/Conkling area,back to Dumdalk. Did a few loops in each area-pretty much like Sat. night-saw a few out.

ULE NOTE:Up by the park,if you are heading west from Conkling to the Park,right pass the church. I think right about where Luzerne street was on the left in the park(sorry a little confusing).Guys-you know where the opening to drive into the park,well-there were a yellow cab with advertisement on the top, 2 little Dodge Neon like cars all park together & the drivers were all out of the car talking & looking at something. Smells like they were planning the nights events as to what their goals were. No doubt in my mind that these were ULE. Be very careful if you notice a car following you. Make some turns,using your signals & if the car follows you for more than say 3-4 turns-most likely it's ULE & just pretend to drive to a store or something. Than on Ellwood-saw this white van full of cops-some were making their way towards the van on foot. I am guessing the van was there to pick-up all the cops that were on foot patrol-never saw so many cops on foot patrol. This was around 10:30 Sunday night.

Now back to mongering-Saw this one on Conkling-blonde hair-older girl. Made eye contact,passed her twice,made the p/u. She gets in-says her name is Paula-not bad looking,very small chest. Decided to cruise some more & told her I will look for her later. Got upset of course & got out.

Than cruised some more back & forth from Dumdalk to PP area. Decided to take a break & stopped at my FAV strip joint. Man-dead in there-only 3 girls & they weren't grade A neither so I didn't stay too long. Went back out to Dumdalk & after a few strolls,saw my girl Jen. Only problem was-this white sports car was ahead of me & picked her up. I was soo mad-mainly because I hadn't had any luck tonight.

Well-I continued on Dumdalk Ave a few times & low & behold-I see her with the red head from last night walking. I stopped & made the pick-up. Made pleasantries & asked her what happen to the guy in the white sports car. She said the guy only had 7 bucks & wanted the world. C'Mon-fellow mongers,whoever you are-SEVEN bucks for this cute,bare beaver 21 y.o.??? You have a brand new,white sports car & you offer 7 BUCKS?

She just got out of the shower-her hair was still wet & dam she smelled good. Said hi to the beaver & yes-it is bare as ever. She was still collecting money for the LE's annual christmas party & I decided to donate .40 & she was fine with that for her to clean & ride my stick shift. Her stick shift cleaning was ok-she seemed to be in a rush tonight & after only a few minutes of stick shift cleaning-she wanted to take it for a ride. This time,I was prepared.

I put the umbrella on,she climbed aboard & we went at it for a few. Than,I told her I wanted to mount my stick shift form behind so we changed gears & I repositioned by my stick shift. We go at it k-9 style & I didn't noticed before but she has a great backside. Could use a little more meat but very nice indeed. I asked if the back door was open tonight but she said no-it was already closed. I tried to plead my case-telling her its the holiday season & that it should have been opened for late night shoppers,but she didn't budge. So at this point-I see her clenching the sh*t out of my poor leather seats & I feel her beaver pulsating like a 100 mph. Her beaver had a O & right after that-my stick shift exploded. She tells me not to move for a second as she is trying to compose herself.

We get back on the road after we clean up & this time,she has a working phone. I got her digits if you senior mongers would like to have it. She said it was ok to give it out. Not a bad session-I love her bare beaver & the fact that both times,she was cleaned,smelled good & gave great performances(the 1st time was much better-maybe because I got 3 pops out of her made it a better session-but the donation was much greater.

FYI-she tells me the crazy redheads real name is Chrissy-pyscho girl. Avoid her-gives terrible shaft cleaning. Sorry for the long post. As always-be safe & don't forget to bring the donuts for the piggies out there! Rook.

Muff Scout

12-05-05, 11:30

Hit the stroll very late last night. Nothing on Wilkens or Scarey. Saw one skanky brunette with an equally skanky blonde on Washington.

Was about to head home when DAMM! I spotted this awesome looking brunette walking towards Scarey from the gas station. No way she's a sw I thought. Too good looking. I circled the block and damm if she didn't give me a nod. Circled again and she waved me down and hopped right in.

"Hey babe, how you doin", she says in a really cute sexy voice. This girl is even beter looking in the car than on the street. How often does that happen. She's an 8 on a real world scale, a 10 on a sw scale, and a 37 on Rookiemonger's scale:)

Name is Rachel. Baltimore Man wrote about her a couple of months ago. Dude, you either have a masters degree in understatement, or you lied to us to keep her to yourself.

She's 24, about 5'7", long hair, thin, but no way ccl. Very sweet, easy and fun to talk to. We get to the motel and when she undresses, I see a blemish free body. She shows no signs of doing drugs at all. Looks like some girl you might pick up in a college bar. Small A cups, but they are perky. Beautiful face. Nice attitude. Smells great too. Not doused with perfume to hide some other smell good, but just a nice clean smell. Hair and skin clean and sweet smelling.

Solid BJ technique, very eager to please. Sex was good, not great, but plenty good. She was in no rush whatsoever. Took her time and went out of her way to make sure I was happy. How often do you find that wrapped in such a great package?

Was very happy with the 2.5 jacks I gave her. On the way back, she asked me to stop at Micky D's for some food. She was going to pay for her stuff and offered to buy me some eats. Shocked the shit out of me. That was a first. How often has that happened to you guys? Great looks, great lay, great 'tude, and offers to pay:)

This girl is a keeper:)

No digits unfortunately. Says she doesn't work every night, but can be found on Washington once in awhile.

Rachel is the kind of girl that makes this hobby fun:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Medix13

12-05-05, 14:14

I've seen info on the web that even from a BBBJ, a guy's at risk for many infections (chlamidia, hepatitus, syph, gon, etc). Can you offer any advice?
They are correct for the most part. Hep. is transmitted via blood to blood contact. If she is bleeding in the mouth (gums etc.) and you have a cut on you special area, you can get Hep.

Syph., Gonn. and Chla. can be transmitted via the membrane inside your special area. (Odds are astronomically low however).

The bottom line is that the only 100 % way to be sure is to not do it with someone questionable.

But then, who is above question?

Hope this helps.

Ryou Acop

12-05-05, 19:45

1. Went out for my usual "midnight run" and headed to W/W. Spotted a blonde in white jacket on Monroe. Drove around and picked her up. Her name is Angie, 24, 5'5", pretty babyface (solid 7 on real scale), nice B tits, has some meat on her bones. She's been on EVERYTHING (H, coke, crack, and who knows what) for about 2 years so I did a "Dr. Phil" session with her and gave her a number for free detox research program.

Went for 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. She did an ok BBBJ while I played with her B's and bald kitty. Then started with mish and finished with doggie with her heavy breathing sound effect in the background. I tried to explore her balloon knot with my finger but she gave me a stop sign so I just stuck with pounding her perfect "cushion for the motion" ass. She had nice tight kitty thanks to her having no kids. I'd rate her 8 on appearance, 6 on BJ, 7/8 on FS. Nothing memorable or forgettable, just decent overall.

2. After dropping Angie off decided to do some sightseeing since I took the day off from work. Nothing on Wilkens and saw few skanks on Washington. Head to Brooklyn and spotted Heather. Thought about passing on her but decided to pick her up and see how she's doing. She hopped in and told me a dude robbed her posing as a cop a week or so ago and took her cell phone with my number on it (damn I gotta change my cell number now :-( She didn't know how to get in touch with me and was hoping for me to stop by her place.

Took her to my motel and told her I just popped with another girl but wouldn't mind going for another pop. She told me I'm a ho and a sex addict so I thanked her for the complement :-) She cuddled in bed and we both passed out. Woke up around 2pm and got a decent BBBJ & mish with nice heavy breathing sound effect from her for 2 jacks. Took her to Denny's and got some breakfast. Dropped her off at her place with my digits. If she calls me I'll go for her decent GFE again. But I ain't gonna pursue her since I'm a ho who likes to sleep around :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Sandiegoman

12-05-05, 19:55

Muff,

I am glad that you finally got to experiance Rachel. I can tell you one thing, my 1st swing through the loop is always on Washington. Just hoping and praying to find Rachel for a good time. You sum'd it up when you said perfect "college" body and great service. Besides her great body she has by far the best attitude of any SW i've ever met, and will never haggle over price (or ask for some change either). All i can say is i hope everyone treats her right, and all SW's for that matter. It makes it a better overall "working relationship" between us and them, besides they are human as well so treat them as you would like to be treated.

Baltimore Man

Muff*

Everytime i'm with her i ask for contact info. If she ever gets a hold of a cell phone i'll PM you with the info.

Ryou Acop

12-05-05, 21:36

Rookiemonger,

I also noticed high presence of LEs around PP/C area recently. Over the weekend I saw bunch of LEOs in pairs on foot patrol up and down Conkling & Highland. I also saw a LE van and 3 cruisers hiding in & around PP. I even got stuck behind LE cruisers 4 times within an hour of my ho hunting. Obviously LEs are really concentrating on the area, probably for drug activity.

Keep on mongering in the free world but very CAREFULLY especially in PP/C area,

RA

Block Partier

12-05-05, 22:34

I made a new friend in Curtis Bay the other night. Pretty nice. Very good looking, long brown hair, smelled good, especially where it counts. Kind of a spinner. I've seen her a couple times now. I took her to a notell one night and made her squirm for a few hours. I made sure she was content before we left and she was in no hurry at all to leave. Totally content to chill and fuck every which way we could think of. The equestrian thing did become apparent on her arms after she got naked but otherwise she looked great. She asked me not to publish her name anywhere as her roommates read this board and she'd given me her real name. I know I have her real name so I believe the rest. This girl was way sexy and mostly careful

I also met a great CL girl the other day. Cute capachino colored beauty. Her donation was alot less than she advertised after we talked a bit. Don't tell her I said so. Great at her job but so careful as to appear paranoid. Always peeking out the door and so on.

I do have their numbers if you want to trade.

Dr.Monger

12-05-05, 22:45

Spent the weekend reconnoitering with no luck. Sounds like I have become a broken record doesn't it? If you are tired of it, just imagine my little friend! Had a close encounter with a SW on PP who was good from far, but far from good, IYKWIM. Took circling like five times for this (apparently challenged) SW to make it to the same corner I did. And then I waived her off. Long blonde hair is the only good thing I can say about her. Nothing on Conkling or Baltimore. Saw a couple of suspects bundled up, but gone when I circled around. Hard to tell if they were working or just civilians. Spotted a girl definitely working on the corner of PP and Baltimore, but she had the scarf covering her face. No way was I falling for that one. Once again headed home empty handed.

Dr. Monger

P.S. Every time I roll through Hambden it seems dry as well.

Dr.Monger

12-05-05, 23:00

I think we have some frequent contributors missing in action:

Am I the only one having Striperella withdrawal? No reports from Jet since 9/3/05. Where are ya buddy?

And the ever polite, linguine and shrimp-cookin' Ricky Racoon likewise has not been heard of since 9/26/05.

Come on, we know yer' out there...

Dr. Monger

Camden

12-05-05, 23:23

I saw Liz Monday, but didn't have time to stop. She must of recently got out of lock-up or rehab since she looked healthier then last time I saw her. I also saw Staci of Wilkins for the first time in a long time.

It seems like a lot of people get paroled right before X-Mas.

Loop Vet

12-06-05, 09:54

What up Doc. Good to see you too. I'm always up for a night out with one of you sick-o's. Problem is, I went and got myself a [gasp!] girlfriend. I know, hard to believe but it's true. I haven't mongered since. I even handed over my exclusive rights to my number one half-a-square girl/ho (i was her only client) to one of the DC boards distinguished benefactors. What good am I anymore?

Anyway, if you're planning on heading to DC make sure to drop me a PM. You never know with me, although I've passed on my last couple invites to TBWNN.

Motorback

12-06-05, 13:30

Doc it's true what he says....I've spoken to the Loop Master and been on the phone while his meals are being prepared and delivered to him like the King he is.......Can u friggin believe it? I guess hell will be facing a cooling off period soon...As far as the old crowd gone MIA...It goes in cycles I think.

Muff Scout

12-06-05, 19:23

Motorback, Doc M,

You guys make me feel like I'm at the All Star Game.

Where are Incognito and Clix?

And where the fuck has Baltimonger been?

Hit the stroll late last night. Very weird. Almost no LE. No girls either:(

Did see a butchy blonde on Wilkens that might have been the Jamie that has been mentioned. Also saw a cute brunette with an interesting ass, but saved my ducats for another night.

Have not seen Heidi, Pam, Dee, Katie, Laura or blonde Kim since before the holiday. Wonder if they got busted.

BM, have been seeing your friend regularly. Guess she got over her bleach high:)

May do some scouting tonite.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Incognito

12-06-05, 20:06

Motorback, Doc M,

You guys make me feel like I'm at the All Star Game.

Where are Incognito and Clix?

And where the fuck has Baltimonger been?

Hey Muff... Incognito in the house, alive and well. Unfortunately my work schedule has prevented me from much mongering in recent months. That, and I have also been exploring my opportunitiies with tuition-free "real world" ladies. What can I say, I go through that phase occasionally and I don't like to mix the two worlds.

I do keep up with the board however, and enjoy all of the posts from the newer members. I imagine it won't be long before I am back on the loop doing my best to recruit prospective students. I still make an occasional pass through the PP/C area but have not made a pickup in quite some time. I have found over the years I have become very selective, only giving scholarships to straight-A students. And with the cold weather the students are all bundled up on the way to class making it difficult to evaluate their qualifications.

I continue to venture down to the Block(tm) from time to time, but as you know this is graduate-level tuition so I have limited my visits to research purposes only.

I guess over time my mongering habits have changed, but the drive is still there. To all of the newbies, and those seniors holding down the fort... keep up the good work, and play safe.

incognito

Baltimonger

12-06-05, 20:52

Motorback, Doc M,

You guys make me feel like I'm at the All Star Game.

Where are Incognito and Clix?

And where the fuck has Baltimonger been?
.

Muff Scout
I couldn't take being called low-class, and being told not to spend my welfare check on $20 BJ's. I took my ball & little red wagon, and went home crying to mommy. Actually, I'm JAFO right now.

How did he know that I am low-class and blow my welfare checks on $20 BJ's?:confused:

Low-class, white trash, trailer park-living Baltimonger

Ryou Acop

12-07-05, 08:52

Went for my usual "midnight run" again to B/CB. Saw nothing on Pontiac so headed to CB. Bingo! Spotted a hot blonde wearing a nice black dressy coat walking toward Fairhaven on Patapsco. Came around and saw a pickup truck stoppig at the intersection near her. Was sure she'd get snatched up but she walked passed it. Maybe she's a civ but figured I'd pull over on the sidestreet and see what happens. She hopped right in - yeah! :-)

Her name is Carrie, 27, 5'7", pretty face (about 7/8 in real scale), thin, nice perky A's, ex-blockette at Oasis for 5 years until her coke & crack habit got the best of her, been working on the street for about 2 months, recently "hired" a pimp after she got slashed below her left eye (the dude takes 1/2 - where can I sign up for that freaking job? :-)

Went for 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. Got a fantastic BBBJ even without DT. Literally she can suck like a vacuum cleaner. I was afraid she might suck my little fella right off my crotch :-) Then believe it or not, the best was yet to come. After some mish, I started doing doggie (and yes - I stared at her "fuckme" tattoo :-) and I think she really got into it because she did some serious "porno sound effect" of "ahhh" "oooh" "god" and even "shit" :-) She got pretty loud and I was afraid she was gonna make up the people next door. Was gonna tip her for the excellent service but told her I didn't wanna pay her freaking pimp with it and asked for her number so she can keep all her earnings for herself next time. She gave me her digits so I'm good to go :-)

My SW rating: appearance 8, BJ 9 (because of no DT), FS 8, sound effect 20 :-)

After dropping this "firecracker" off near her pimp, I decided to look for another talent for the night. Saw a skank on Patapsco and 2 skanks on Fairhaven but didn't wanna end the night on a low note so headed to W/W. Absolutely nothing except 6 LEs so headed back to B/CB. Nothing on Patapsco or Pontiac but Fairhaven was hopping with 4 chicks walking around. Drove around and zoomed in on a hot blonde with her hair up.

I pulled over and she recognized me as she hopped in. It was Leah (see my preview report on 11-07-05) and believe it or not she actually looked better than before (I think she's got a face that kinda grows on you and I'd rate her face 7/8 in real scale now) and she smelled so good. Did another 1/2 & 1/2 for 2 jacks. Got a decent BBBJ and some mish while playing with her fantastic nips and then finished with doggie. Just like the first time, nothing memorable or forgettable just decent overall. I'd get her service again just because of her fine and clean appearance and good personality but not for her performance though. Tipped her a hamilton and hooked her up with a free H detox research program since she asked for it again. We'll see if she follows through.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Bad Bad Boy

12-07-05, 18:47

Just had enough time to make a quick pass down Wilkens Avenue and a couple of side streets this afternoon around 2 p.m.

The place was nearly empty of girls and LE. Expected that due to the 34 degree weather and with school getting ready to let out for the day.

Saw two girls who were wrapped in their coats and hoods. All you could see were their noses. There was a gal wearing a red coat on Eagle and another at the intersection of Catherine and Wilkens. Neither looked particularly interesting.

Decided to take a spin around Brunswick and St. Benedict to see if I could find Karrie (AKA Michelle). No luck. Haven't seen her since August so I guess she's a guest of the County.

Karrie had an August 26 hearing date. One of the girls told me that she skipped the hearing date so an outstanding warrent was issued.

Had to laugh. I looked down the alley on St. Benedict to see what appeared to be a large cat running out of a pile discarded furniture and junk. It wasn't a cat, but a RAT! That was the biggest rat I have ever seen.

BBB

Muff Scout

12-08-05, 00:07

Mark DSade

12-08-05, 01:42

[QUOTE=Green Machine]

Went out of for a cruise tonight in Hampden and found an old regular. Still cute but looking a bit worn from the Horse. God she gave a helluva BBBJCIM - fuckin' loved it!

Green Machine, what was her name? All the friends I knew up there seem to have moved away. I last saw one of my old regulars from Hampden maybe 2 years ago.

RookieMonger

12-08-05, 01:45

Hey fellow mongers,

Considering I am new myself-I don't mind sharing digits with all members. I know I said only senior members in my post,but if you at least contribute somewhat-I will hook you up with what I can. I just hope that Jenn's phone stays connected. The way things are going with LE & the weather-it would be good to have a "regular" that I can just call up.

I do get a little piss when

1) A brand newbe with 0 post pm's me for digits
2) When they ask for digits for girls that I don't have digits for. Do they read my post at all or do they just assume I have digits for all the girls I come across.

It is not that much of a deal,but with me being stuck at work & the weather being CRAZY cold-I haven't had any tension releases & these newbies with 0 freakin post are pissing me off.

Anyone know this Fitzknolls member-he's one of the ones I am referring to.

Hey Ryou,

Yeah-LE is definitely making their presence known. That is one reason I have been avoiding CB area but it seems to be getting bad PP area as well. Be sure to wear your seat belt when LE is highly visible-that is one less reason for them to f*ck with you. That happened to me over the summer. They were on foot patrol on Conkling & Baltimore. It was summer time,I had my windows down(they are tinted),wasn't wearing my seatbelts,LE saw me-waved my over & hassled me for like an hour-checking me for warrants(don't have any) & telling me my windows are too dark. I BS them & told them that they were legal %. LE couldn't find anything on me so they were digging for anything.

Hey Muff,

I know that I have been slacking. Sunday night-Jenn was in a rush so I didn't pull out the camera. Before that-JUGS said no pics. I will try to get out in the next day or two & see whats out there! :--)

SIDE note-both my rides have their windows tinting. I always prefer that for:

1) Comes in handy when you are involved in "extracurricular" activities.
2) Actually is very useful in the summer time-keeps heat out.
3) Kinda deters theives from breaking in if they can't see whats inside(I think).
Only problem is that they are illegal % wise. So,if LE wants to bust your balls-they can give you a work order to have it checked out at the MVA & if it is illegal-you'll have to take it off or have it taken off-I think you have like 30 days to do that. Sorry for rambling but I am bored.

As always-stay safe & don't forget to bring the donuts for the GOOD piggies & ZIPPO for the bad piggies.

Rook

Ryou Acop

12-08-05, 11:42

Muff Scout,

I usually don't fall asleep with SWs and I know I shouldn't. So far I only fell asleep with Heather and Kim. I've known Heather long enough and I know where she lives so I think I'm pretty safe with her but I know I should still be careful with her. With Kim I know I shouldn't have since it was my first time with her but she fell asleep first and I checked her out on this forum before I fell asleep knowing that she's a nice girl. And one fucked up thing is before Kim fell asleep she told me she fell asleep with a date once and he left her stranded but she still fell asleep with me.

But you're 100% right. I gotta be more careful with these girls since "it's all about the drugs" like many of you've said. And I know for sure they can get tons of drugs with my car. Heck they might be able to buy a freaking house in their neighborhood with it :-) Thanks for your concern and the heads-up.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Horsetrader

12-08-05, 23:06

I cruised all my normal haunts on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday and didn't find much of interest (B/CB and W/W). Over the years I've learned that mongering is more difficult during the cold weather, but this year is worse than I ever remember. Each day I did the entire Clix loop about 3 times (at scattered times of the day) and did extra passes at the Northeast part of that loop. Each time the sights were dismal, never more than 2 skanks each time I did the loop. Didn't see even one in that area that I would allow in my car.

Patapsco near the Salvation Army had a few girls, twice I invited one of them in my car but I was afraid that I'd hurl from the sight and the smell. So often they get uglier and sicker looking as soon as they get in. I think one of them was a crossdresser.

B/CB was only slightly better. On Wednesday evening I did offer the warmth of my car and conversation to a WSW, I think her name was Sara (mid 20s, dark hair, about 11 months pregnant). Found her on 4th between Cambria and Pontiac. We drove a bit looking for a nice, quiet, dark place to park but I kept noticing the same little green car with 2 men in it. I think it was a Cavalier but I'm really not sure. I was afraid that those gentlemen would have joined our conversation at the most inopportune time, so opted to take her back to Brooklyn.

These ladies have the same financial needs as in the summer, so why can't I find them? Perhaps they are scattered? Locked up? Or are there more mongers now than usual? I did notice that I found them more on the side streets than in the past (Pontiac and even Washburn instead of Patapsco), so I think they are there but they are just scattered more due to their perception of more heat.

Horsetrader

Ryou Acop

12-09-05, 06:44

My weekly bar hopping was cancelled last night (my pussy buddies didn't wanna get stuck in the snow storm :-( so I was pissed off and decided do some serious mongering. I aimed for the Grand Slam but ended up settling for the Triple "Royal" Crown (3 different SWs, 3 types of sex, 3 different mongering areas) in about 6 hours.

1. Drove through PP/C after work around 8 and saw a cute chick in white jacket and knit cap near Conkling & Baltimore. Came around and realized it was Pam (see my previous post on 12-02-05). Since I "test drove" her already and it was just ok, I went for BBBJTC for a jack. She did a pretty good job while I imagined my buddy's hot mom when I was a teenager :-) Dropped her off near a dealer again and got the heck outta there.

2. Headed to B/CB and spotted a blonde walking on Patapsco and turning onto Fairhaven. Pulled over on the first sidestreet off Fairhaven and waited. Then a skanky brunette came from nowhere and tried to get into my car - WTF? I rolled down the window and told her I was waiting for the blonde. Then she got the attention of the blonde and told her to get in. The blonde finally hopped in and we're off.

Her name is Peggy, 30, 5'5", long blonde hair, on coke & crack, 7/8 on SW scale. Decided to go for 1/2 & 1/2 with 2 jacks so I can unwrap the "present" she had for me. She was kinda chunky but with a great pair of D's :-) She gave me a great BBBJ with DT and some "head" and "twin" licking. Then I started with mish while playing with her fabulous boobs, and finished with doggie while she moaned throughout the whole session. Got her digits and she's definitely a keeper when I'm thirsty for some milk and "cushion for the motion" :-)

3. Headed to W/W & pigtown and there was absolutely nothing around midnight. Then headed over to Hampden and of course there is nothing there as usual. So headed back to W/W around 1am and nothing again (What the heck is going on there? Recently I've noticed there is more action in B/CB than in W/W).

Anyway, I figured I won't find anything with the snow storm coming so I settled for my usual daily double and headed back home on Patapsco from Washington. Then spotted a kinda tall brunette walking near Salvation Army toward the gas station. Came around and noticed bunch of cars buzzing around her like bees on honey. Saw 2 cars and a pickup pulling near her but she walked right passed them -WTF? I figured I'd pull over farther down on a sidestreet and see what happens. She stared at me for a bit as she got close and then hopped right in. Thought to myself tonight is my lucky night :-)

Her name is Robin, 33, about 5'8", skanky looking, crackhead, best friend of Sheila (see my previous posts on 11-05-05 & 11-09-05), 6 on SW scale, in long red dress with red shoes (she likes to dress up for her "work" believe it or not), thin, saggy B's. Decided to go for 1/2 & 1/2 to see her "assets" and negotiated down to 1.5 jacks. She gave me a decent CBJ and I did some mish and doggie but I knew it was gonna take awhile since she didn't "do it" for me (and also I had 2 pops already) so asked if she spoke Greek. She said yes so negotiated down to 2.5 jacks for a trip to Greece :-) The trip lasted for about 10 minutes but she hung in there like a trooper. Gave her a hamilton tip for the great trip and she offered me her digits. Now I have someone to contact if I want a tour guide to Greece.

After dropping Robin off at her place around 2am, I was gonna check out W/W again to try for Grand Slam but it started to snow hard and I was out of "bullets" anyway so I headed home.

So, do I win the Triple Crown, Muff Scout? And what about the Triple "Royal" Crown? :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Bad Bad Boy

12-09-05, 10:39

Ryou, congratulations on your DAILY DOUBLES. You are beCUMING a living legend in your time. It's time to step it up and go for the TRIPLE CROWN:-)

I'll see if I can find Cary, the Pink Flamingo, and send her your way to add to the mix. If you can pull it off, maybe we can spring for a dinner at the State Dinner on Wilkens. rofl.

Employment Opportunities Available: Remember Heidi Fleiss, the notorious LA Madame? According to yesterday's issue of the Washington Times newspaper, Heidi's up to her old tricks again (pun intended).

She has applied to the State of Nevada to get licensed to establish a Stud Farm, a male bordello for women. Heidi wants to establish a high class bordello to cater to wealthy women who would be willing to pay $250 a pop for a tryst with one its male providers.

You and RookieMonger might want to consider a new career field and get paid for what you like to do best.

Thanks guys for the great posts and laughs.

Ryou Acop

12-09-05, 19:30

You and RookieMonger might want to consider a new career field and get paid for what you like to do best.I'm a ho like Heather told me so I'm sure I can do the job. But if I have to lick pu$$ies especially the hairy smelly wrinkly ones, I'll stick to my ho'ing hobby even if I have to pay :-)

Green Machine

12-09-05, 19:58

Ttbearhug

12-10-05, 07:19

She has applied to the State of Nevada to get licensed to establish a Stud Farm, a male bordello for women. Heidi wants to establish a high class bordello to cater to wealthy women who would be willing to pay $250 a pop for a tryst with one its male providers.

HOWARD STERN IS going to broadcast from the Mustang Ranch with live sounds of men having sex on his new show

Muff Scout

12-11-05, 11:03

Pickings have been scarce over the last couple of weeks in the W/W area, but were pretty good on Friday night and Saturday afternoon.

Friday night, LE was everywhere on the stroll. Spotted Diamond, Laura and Sherrie in Pigtown. Saw blonde Rachel on Wilkens, along with Donna and Tammy. Spotted Dee down by Ramsey and Scarey and picked her up. Two jacks for a satisfying H&H.

Saturday afternoon, all the same girls were out, plus Mandy on Wilkens. Didn't see much LE. Saw Rachel strolling down the street on Scarey and snatched her right up.

This sweetheart came through again. Awesome bj that seemed to go on forever. I finally stopped her because I wanted to get inside her. Rode her in several positions before finally popping. After I came, she wrapped her arms and legs around me and kept grinding her hips into mine. Damm this girl is hot.

Rookiemonger, how can you be upset with newbies for wanting intel from you while contributing nothing in return. You rude, condescending, high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless...... Dude, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a senior:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

RookieMonger

12-11-05, 13:32

Hey fellow mongers,

Went for a mongering trip early Sunday a.m-since it's been so dead as of late during the evenings & LE on HIGH ALERT-I figured I try the early shift. Started down Conkling/PP. Went thru twice & on the 2nd trip-I spotted my girl Emily(aka as Tiffany) on the street where I picked her up previously.

I pull over & she recognizes me & gets right in. She says that shes really happy to see me because LE has been CRAZY HOT as of late. She looked really good-was wearing awarm up velour jogging suit & I immediately gave Emily's twin "girls" a great big hug. I was driving my sport car which has didley squat for room so I knew getting her to ride my gears would be a problem. I have done it before in this car but this was like 9:30 in the a.m.

So,we get to a "spot" & dam if she was also collecting money for the LE's annual x-mas fund. She was asking .25 for her to clean my gears & I agreed because I rememer that she is a certified mechanic & was very experience & good at cleaning gears. Only problem was that she said that my gears couldn't spill in her mouth. I was like HUH? Because the 1st time we got together-I could've sworn that she said for an extra donation-that she would swallow my oil spills.

Well anyway-I thought about it for a minute-than her "TWINS" were like c'mon uncle ROOK-we miss you!! lol- so what the hell-I told her ok but I wanted to take pics this time. She say otay but don't take pics of my face. I was like "Of course not" my dearest Emily or Tiffant or whatever the hell name you want to tell me.

Guys-she gives one of the best gear cleaning jobs ever. I have been to Jiffy Lube,Precision Tune etc., & she has them beat. So she starts to clean my gears & man-was I in heaven. I has been like a week since I have had my gears cleaned. She is taking care of business-even cleans my gears "twin" boys. As always-I have her make moaning noises,pull her hair a little,call her my dirty little Sl*t,have her lick my NIPS etc.

She is doing a dandy of a job & the funny part about this was we parked in Hghland town at one of the "convenience stores" where people were coming in & out. My windows are tinted on this car but not as dark as my truck. Well everytime my gears get ready to burst,an old fogey(no offense to you old fogey mongers-lol)would come out of the store & walk pass us so I had to hurry & shift "gears" & pretent we are waiting for someone.

Than,when they would pass-Emily would start again-this happen like 3 times & I thought she would start getting pissed but she found it humorous. Well-finally after a few more minutes of gear cleaning & me kissing & playing with the twins-my gear exploded & Emily acting like she was superman & the oil spill was kryptonite. She backed the hell away & said EWWWWWW!!!

What the hell-so I clean up-offered to donate a little more for pics of Emily's kitty & back door but she declined. I don't get this girl. She is lucky that she has one of the prettiest,biggiest boobies,a cute kitty & the fact that she is a certified mechanic & does a helluva a gear cleaning or I might just not see her anymore-yeah right. She had alot better attitude this time. Had alot of fun-only wished I had my truck-because I could've had her ride my stick shift.

BTW-her phone of course doesn't work but she gave me the # of her g/f(sorry fellow mongers-she still don't want me to share the # with anyone else-I swear,I am not being greedy-lol)

Her g/f is the one that won't see me for some odd reason-she was there this a.m when I p/u Emily & she again-didn't want to see me. I am not sure why-I asked Emily & she just said "I dunno".

Yes-I have pics,but won't be able to upload them till tonight. I promise you mongers-these are KODAK moments-nothing to graphic but I have this shot of her sqeezing her "twins" together for a group shot that is ohh so very nice.

Hey Muff-thanks for your compliment about the newbie "name calling"-I promise you-when I post the pics tonight-it will make up for my inactivity-not for not trying-was mongering Thursday during lunch time 12:00-ish & nothing was to be had. I applaud the girls that are out this time of year-with the weather being cold as HELL,but I guess when you are on the "horse","donkey" or whaever these girls are on-it doesn't matter the weather.

Hey RYOU-It seems like you have been a busy little beaver yourself. You go boy-Congrats on the TRIPLE CROWN. As far as the "me getting paid for what I do best"-I would do that only if I could pick my own clientile-lol. If a skanking ass-b*tch asked for me-I could just push the "delete" button.

Anyways-like I said-I promise the pics tonight of Emily aka Tiffany & as always-be safe out there & don't forget to bring the donuts for the good piggies & ZIPPO for the bad ones-ROOK

Yes-I have pics

Sandiegoman

12-11-05, 15:16

Muff, I cant believe you found Rachel again. I've been trying to find her for over a month now.

I as well went searching extensivly on Saturday afternoon and found nothing at all for the first 3 hours (I was desperate what can I say). Finally on what i swore to be my last loop I picked up a girl on Wilkens. Didn't even know she was working, she was sitting on a stoop talking with some guy and gave me the wave. Picked her up and off we went to my spot, forgot her name but she was Mid 20's, red hair, small tits and CCL (6.5 on SW scale). She had a great attitude and gave one hell of a BBBJ for the usual tuition.

During the "Are you a Cop" deal she revealed an extremely tight looking muff that i was just waiting to get a piece of. Half way through the BBBj I offered for 50-50 which she agreed to however neither of us had any condoms (Shit out of luck with FS). Anyways she continued with the BBBJ with amazing skill. She would deep throat the entire thing, then still try to get more in her mouth. How I do love to skull fuck.

When I was done she unexpectedly swallowed it all. Anyways I got her digits and will definitly repeat at a Notel in the near future. She would probably stay the whole time with multiple pops for a Jack and a half. Guys, I think i have found a regular.

Scorpo Rising

12-11-05, 15:34

RookieMonger

12-12-05, 00:00

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.

Boswellian

12-12-05, 12:10

I only get a chance to window-shop a couple of times a week during lunch-time. Pickings have been slim during the past few months, and I am especially paranoid now. Everything has to feel right for me to make a pick-up. I did the W/W loop Friday afternoon and spotted an older respectable looking blonde walking on Desoto towards the Dunkin Donuts. Although she resembled a highschool English teacher, there was something about her that made me think that she might not be averse to a little business arrangement. I stopped at the Dunkin Donuts and got a cup of coffee and waited for her to emerge. She arrived at the corner of Washington and Desoto and mailed a few letters and then turned north on Washington (towards Pigtown). I got into my car and attempted to follow her, but I lost her after driving only a few blocks. I then noticed another redhaired woman strolling slowly. It turned out to be Priscilla (described earlier by Frank99 in August). She was being very discreet so I parked my car and after a few minutes made eye contact with her and she climbed in to my car. Conveniently she shared an apartment just a few steps away. The apartment was very clean for a SW flophouse.

Priscilla is an attractive and thin 34 year old. She told me that she was addicted to heroin 10 years before has been clean for a long-time. Indeed her skin is beautiful and her small breasts were not desicated so I believed her. She told me that she lives and works in AA county and only works the streets occasionally. An excellent BBBJ for the usual, she meekly asked me for more but I refused.

I asked her about the older blonde, and Priscilla told me that she was searching for crack, so I think my suspicions were correct. Priscilla remarked that she is fascinated by the number of seemingly respectable people that secretly have a crack habit.

Ryou Acop

12-12-05, 13:41

Went of my usual "midnight run" again. Headed over to B/CB. Nothing on Patapsco/Pontiac but Fairhaven was hopping. Saw 4 SWs but of course the cute blonde I wanted got picked up right in front of me :-( Pulled over for a dirty blonde but instead of hopping in she came to the driver side - WTF? I rolled down the window and she told me her name is Nikki (sp?) and asked me if I wanted to go to her place. I don't do dates in SW's place (especially first time) and she kinda look a bit old so I told her maybe next time and moved on. Passed on the other 2 skanky SWs and headed to W/W.

Spotted Robin (see my previous post on 12-09-05) on Patapsco near Salvation Army but passed since I wanted to try a new talent. Nothing on Washington/Pigtown. Spotted a platinum blonde in black jacket on Wilkens near Fulton. Pulled over and she hoppped in.

Her name is Crystal (but some posts on here say her name is Tammi/Tammy), 19, 5'6", very pretty face (facially 8 in real scale). Decided to go for H&H to check out the rest of the package for standard 2 jacks but she told me "Crystal's rate is 3 jacks" so I negotiated down to 2.5 jacks (also told me "Crystal's rate for BJ is 1.5 jacks") WTF is up with that? I only went along with her rate because I wanted to see if the rest of her body is fine like her face. But I was wrong!

She's definitely CCL, burn marks on her legs (and recently she fucked up her left leg by jumping from 2nd floor so you can only do mish with her now), A- tits (she didn't take her bra off but I didn't care since there was nothing to look/touch anyway), hairy blonde kitty. She started with a pretty good BBBJ and I finished with mish while staring at her cute face (since her body just didn't "do it" for me)

My SW rating: face 9, body 5, BJ 8, FS 7 (only because she had pretty tight kitty), personality 8

I wouldn't recommend her for FS since her body is pretty bad, but would recommend for BJ - BUT for a jack but not for "Crystal's rate of 1.5 jacks"

Oh, one more thing - she had a B.O. problem and she almost emtied my deordorant spray on herself :-) I'll probably pass on her next time unless I'm desperate for a quick blow.

Trashpicker

12-12-05, 14:16

I decided to go for a tour today. My tour started at Eastern and Conklin, As I drove up Conkling I must say I felt very well protected by the HEAVY LE presence. I was hopeing that the previous observations by fellow posters had past. alas, they didn't. So I did.

So I decided to try my luck at Falls rd in Hampden. After a fourty five minutes of following my map book and almost getting lost I end up on Falls rd.I drove till about 43rd st and decided the the area was dry. When I see the chubby bruenet doing the walk. Jr took control and we stopped.

She got in, normal stuff transpired. said her name is Melony, She's about 5'6" 150, dark brown hair. nice round ass, probably a B or C cup. Said a Jackson for a CBJ no FS. No obvious drug use ans also the "I don't normally do this" routine.

I'm not a big fan of BJs, BB or covered. I have only found a handfull of providers that could make me pop. But Jr was fighting for full control and let us go to her house.

She has a closed in front porch where she said we could conduct business (RED ALERT! I can feel trashmans ghost getting his flamethrower) We go onto the heated porch, and ahe gets completly undressed! I sit down the couch and she gets on the hands and knees beside me giving my hands free roam.

She kissed on JRs bathing suite for about 5 min and asked if I'd do better uncovered HELL YES! She kissed on him for another couple minues and I told her I was about to pop, and she just kept going! and swallowed all! She then walked with me out to my car and I dug out some of my reserve and gave her one of my rare tips.

No digits, says she's going out once a day for the next couple weeks. then thats it.

looks (sw) = 8
apperance = 8
service = is there a number over 10?

This all happened purely while I was showering and is a complete farce.

Trashpicker

12-12-05, 19:20

I was looking through Craiglist and just saw half price escorts. I saw it in the Atlanta section under erotic services. thier are a couple in MD and DC that I saw on the free side. anyone have any experiance with this site? yes I did do a search, but nothing came up.

Scorpo Rising

12-12-05, 20:23

Please IM me with more details. I want her phone number and boob size.

Kincade

12-12-05, 23:33

I went crusing through the Brooklyn/CB area tonight around 8ish, saw no body on patapsco turned down Fairhaven and figured out where the hell all the SW have been hiding. At least 4 to chose from. I picked up an older women named Diane. She was about a 4 on the SW scale, but I had a few cocktails earlier so I wasn't gonna be picky. $15 for a BJ. Thats right, $15. The whole time this women was in my car she was doing a little twitch thing it really scared me a bit. I don't know who would wanna live like that.

Anyways, after we were done I drove around the area a bit to see what else was available and I noticed a car had been following me and it started about 2 min after I dropped her off. It went down all the side streets with me and followed me all the way down Fairhaven. Now it wasn't on my ass by any means, it kept a safe distance at all times, so I decided to go home and took the right onto Church st. To get back to Rt. 2, I looked in my mirrior and saw this car follow me all the way down until I took that right it then stopped and pulled a you to go back down Fairhaven this car was a green lumina I think, cop or fellow monger I don't know. Either way had a good night.

Oldrasputin

12-13-05, 01:25

Long time lurker, first time poster. I've read a lot of the posts here and it's very valuable info. Hope I can make a contribution.

About a month ago, went out for my first mongering trip in Baltimore to the area that I think is called CB? This was on a Sunday night, about 11pm. I cruised mostly up and down Fairhaven. Cruised for a good one-two hrs(pretty stupid I guess) because I was nervous about cops, wasn't sure who to pick up, etc. I tried picking up one girl, early 20s, straight brown hair, thin, plain looking... pulled over, asked her if she needed a ride, she said no then walked away. I'm sure she was a SW. Same thing happened after that with another girl, 30s, medium build, also kind of plain looking. I know she was a SW but she declined to get in my car. These two both happened on Fairhaven. I'm guessing they thought I was a cop, since I'm in my 20s, short haircut, cleancut, and big/tall. Does anyone else ever have this problem?

Then, I tried cruising around some other side streets. Picked up a girl, early 30s, red hair(dyed?), not very good looking, but figured what the hell. She jumped right in, said we could go to her house... I said I didnt really want to do that, where can we park? So she has me drive to a house about a half mile away, and says its her house, we can either park around back or go inside. I figure what the hell, I'm already here. Go inside, theres some girl and a dude watching tv, then go into her bedroom negotiate 2.5 jacks for 1/2 and 1/2. I gave her the money, then she got undressed... thin, A-B cup, not a bad body per se but had a large scar on the inside of her right thigh. She gave me the worst and shortest bbbj I've ever had in my life, then laid on the bed like a dead fish. I asked her if she had a cover, she said no, but she's clean, I can just go ahead and do it. At that point she seems pretty out of it. She was either on something or acting like she was. I decided to cut my losses, got dressed and left asap. A lesson learned I guess. She told me her name but I forgot it. More about her in my next report.

Oldrasputin

12-13-05, 01:39

I think it's CB, someone correct me if not. So this was tonight, on Fairhaven around 10pm.

I drove around for a bit, didnt see anything that really caught my eye. Left the area, got something to eat, came back. I saw a girl that looked alright, circled the block, then picked her up. Woops, I only realized after she got in the car that it was the same girl from my last report. I dont think she remembered me, though, maybe too strung out. Now I know her name, it's Diane. early 30s, red hair, thin. Kind of rough looking, but I guess ok for a streetwalker. I don't know why I didn't kick her out of my car but I figured I'd give her another shot, this time just parking somewhere and not going in her roach infested house. I tell her to take us somewhere we can park, and so he has me park right in front of her house. I asked her, do you think this is really safe, and she said yes. It seemed pretty crazy, being right in the open, on a street with houses on both sides. I told her I changed my mind, gave her $5 for her time and told her no thanks. Why I offered the money I dunno, maybe I felt like it was my mistake for letting her into my car again. From the street I really couldnt tell it was her when I picked her up.

So, I wasn't going to give up... I went back to Fairhaven and saw a wsw, jeans and a white/ivory coat on, brown hair, maybe early mid 30s, kind of plain looking. Kind of thin, small tits, maybe rate a 5-6 I guess. Picked her up, she almost immediately told me that she buried her mother this morning. I told her I was real sorry to hear that, didn't know what else to say. She sniffled a few times... I thought great now she'll start crying, but she could have just been sniffling because of the cold. I dont know where the safe spots are so I told her to direct us to a safe spot. She had me park in an alley nearby. Not sure if that was a good idea or not but I figure if she's cool with it it should be alright. Negotiatiated a jack for bbbjtcim. A solid performance. Took it in all the way, followed all my instructions. Tipped her .25 jacks. Said her name was Dutchess. Felt bad about her mother but who knows if she was telling the truth or not.

Smiling Fox

12-13-05, 03:09

Ok rookie, nice pics. Its always refreshing to see one of our own posting pics. but why did you show emily puffing on a little charoot. lol. And i was afraid i was going to have to move to seattle.

and speaking of tattas, i bumped into crystal today, huh, what tattas.
well maybe if you mushem together. but a bbbjtccim, great suction on the drawback, and nice and deep. not a bad bj if i say so myself. but i look up after the first spot and there are 2 guys watching me, or her. oh im so embarrassed. "hey shmuck ya ever see a girl suck a cock like this before. dream on MF." we moved around the corner. ahhhhhh.

Well here we go again, i ran a scan of this scorpio guy, what the f**k is LT, ST, or what ever the initials, well he asks a lot of questions, makes a few comments. welcome scorpio,,,,, you have commented in VA. MOCO, and here, guess you just get transfered around. we all understand, after all i want to move to seattle.....lol

be safe out there, and watch out for mr. LE
SF

Kincade

12-13-05, 03:11

Mike 80

12-13-05, 07:03

Well here we go again, i ran a scan of this scorpio guy, what the f**k is LT, ST, or what ever the initials, well he asks a lot of questions, makes a few comments. welcome scorpio,,,,, you have commented in VA. MOCO, and here, guess you just get transfered around.

Actually "Scorpo" (sp) seems a little too interested in building up his post count very quickly. He just joined the forum Sunday and has already made 23 posts, 16 on the first day. Of the 16 that Jackson has processed so far, none is longer than 2 short sentences. Many consist of quoting another monger and Scorpo adding an insightful "ditto that." Quality over quantity, Scorpo.

Loop Vet

12-13-05, 07:16

Just making sure nobody confuses Scorpo Rising with DC's humble narrator, Scorpio Rising (notice the omission of the "i" in Scorpo). Seems Scorpio (the original rock star) really got a couple of jellus jokers panties in a bunch because they realize they can't roll like my dawg. Unbelieveable....

Mark DSade

12-13-05, 09:40

Dsade-

Sorry I don't have a name for her. She told it to me a long time ago then i forgot it and never could remember her name. she always remembers mine so i feel dumb not knowing hers. just dont say anything to give it away, we do our thing and off she goes!I had a friend in Hampden like that for a while too; I knew she went by one of two names, but I'd be dammned if I could ever remember which one it was! Actually, she was one of the more sensible and reliable friends friends I had up there- no standing in the street yelling, never totally fucked up, sloppy drunk, no arguing, always a GFE. But like I said I haven't seen her in at least 3 years.

Muff Scout

12-13-05, 10:56

Fuck me. We get rid of one problem, tame another, and now this dick shows up.

Scorpo you dumbass, get fucking lost.

This dickhead is pulling the same shit that Hizark21 did. Putting a bullshit post on as many boards in the US as possible to build up his post count. Asshole is up past 700 posts now. Vast majority worthless.

There I go again, being rude and condescending. Showing I am nothing but a high and mighty, low class, welfare check cashing, jobless, lifeless, so called senior:)

You don't like it, TOUGH SHIT.

Agree with you Mike, quality beats quantity.

Rookiemonger, these pics don't count. I saw no sign saying "Hi Muff":) Dude, whatever happened to Leighann? She was cute.

Baltimore Man, I picked up Rachel again last night:) Hit the stroll around midnight and found her on Washington. Glad I did, because stroll was dead otherwise. This girl gets better each time I see her. Gave a real GFE this time. I don't toss around the GFE title lightly, but she earned it. Lots of cuddling and kissing, followed by special attention to Mr. Happy. Then she asks me what my favorite thing to do is. Damm, this girl is awesome. Better looking than Mindy, nicer body, awesome personality.

Horse, I've often wondered why girls become scarce during the winter, despite still having to deal with a drug problem. The only reason I can think of is that many of the girls get phone numbers for their regulars, and will call to arrange a date rather than stand out in the cold.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Trashpicker

12-13-05, 17:05

Dunalk ave. 10pm monday night

Tammy (moped)

Blonde, well groomed

Real world looks (IMO) 8 I like fat chicks though.

FS unenthusitastic for Mr. Grant
she carries her own rain coats

Attitude 10

Has her own place, lives by herself. No digits.

Baltimonger

12-13-05, 18:48

This is my last report. It has been great fun, for the most part, being a member of this board and getting to exchange information, flames, and an occasional joke. It has been fun meeting up with some you guys along the way as well.

I am in good health, if that is why you think I am leaving. I just need to move on with my life, and I don't feel the need to be here among you all anymore. It is time for me to face the reality that I need to change. I've got a wonderful woman; and with time and effort, things will come together for the both of us.

I have not been with a SW for about 4 months, and do not intend on being with one anytime soon. I am no longer useful here.

I have just gotten to the point that SW's are fun for the short time I am with them, but in reality, they are empty calories, and unfulfilling in the long run. I am not preaching to the choir or anyone else for that matter. You do whatever you want. It is none of my business.

I extend my apologies to anyone I may have offended, but didn't deserve it. I will likely apologize to a few (SW's and mongers alike) in person out there. Forget it Wheezer, it ain't happening.

This is not the end for me, but a beginning. Thanks to Jackson for letting me be a part of this.

K.J. Baltimonger

Old Monger

12-13-05, 19:24

Dear Baltimonger;

Thank you for your sincere and thoughtul message. Your posts were always interesting and often insightful. I wish you the very best for the rest of your life. From what I have heard and seen, you are a guy who came to really care about the women who have crossed our paths, and in my book that is truly admirable. You were a source of bountiful and useful information, so IMO all of us gentlemongers here owe you a debt of gratitude. Godspeed to you, Baltimonger, and I hope that you find your feminine soulmate.
Sincerely,
Old Monger

Scorpo Rising

12-13-05, 19:53

Balti, he was only half right. I know you work for a living:)

Medix, what does somebody look like who has chlamydia? Dianna and Heather didn't look like they had chlamydia. Gee, maybe I shouldn't have skull fucked them:) If the odds are so astronomically low, then how the fuck did I catch chlamydia three times? Hey, is that a triple crown? I got it from three different girls. Does that count?

Incog, know what you mean. I've scaled back my mongering because of my retired sw girlfriend. Did I just call her that?

Ryou, you need to stop falling asleep in motels with these girls. One day, you may wake up and find your wallet and car missing. No shit.

Rookie, no pictures? You are slacking off dude:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff ScoutAgain, a superb post of excellent exquisiteness. Unbelieveable timing. Grace under pressure. Fire in the belly. Hemingway woulo\d be proud if he weren't dead. The choice of words rivals the running of the bulls in boldness. Audacity taken to the brink or ecstasy. I can't believe your talents as a reporter of erotic adventures has been hidden so long. I have a word for you. It is PLEASURE.

Wheezer

12-13-05, 20:20

I extend my apologies to anyone I may have offended, but didn't deserve it. I will likely apologize to a few (SW's and mongers alike) in person out there. Forget it Wheezer, it ain't happening.
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Oh Monger, you shouldn't be harsh with me. I have enjoyed reading your posts for quite some time. Quite entertaining and informative.

Regardless of how you feel toward me though, I wish you the best. Have fun. Enjoy life. Be carefull.

Wheezer
aka (take a guess)

I know alot about all of you out there.

Drop a Load

12-13-05, 21:49

I have been reading the board for many years, Mongering for many more, ( but not much lately due to a primal fear of AIDS and my welfare check must not be as big as others ) and I have thoroughly enjoyed your posts. Yourself and the other brothers more active then myself are a great source of enjoyment to read. I will surely miss your wit and wisdom. Thank you for sharing your hobbying with us.

Lifer1053

12-13-05, 22:14

Are there many SW's out during the day (late morning). I was on Washington (near the golf course) and Wilkens (took it all the way down from Caton to near downtown) and didnt see a single SW, or even an LE for that matter. Perhaps the temp was too cold?? Obviously, I'm new to all this, and if I need to RTFF, then just tell me so...you wont hurt my feelings. :)

Smiling Fox

12-14-05, 00:42

guess there comes a time in a mans life when its time to "settle down."

best of luck to you, you have been a leader, a mentor, and great contributor on this board. we thank you, and remind you that friends will always be here.

actually im glad your not out anymore, maybe now i will get a chance to hit on that special babe, before you get to her. lol

cya baltimonger.
SMILING FOX

Horsetrader

12-14-05, 01:09

It's been too long for me so tonight I planned a double, or even a tripple. Didn't happen. I spent about 2 hours cruising the usual Baltimore streets looking to satisfy my animal urges. Did all the standard routes a couple of times: W/W, B/CB, and PP/C. Dismal results. I can't wait for spring.

I did pick up one WSW near Baltimore and Lucern who looked okay, but not great. She got in the car shivering like she had been in the cold for hours and said her name was Melody or Melony (probably early 30s, about 5'5", thin, reddish blonde straight shoulder length hair, 6 on the SW scale). Did the traditional cop check before she asked for 0.80 for the most basic of services. WTF!!! I told her that was way out of line with the normal price structure and she told me that it is cold outside tonight and I wouldn't find a better price. Well, she might have been right, still I wasn't about to pay quadruple for basic service. She eventually did ask what I could afford but she had already pissed me off so I returned her shivering tush to the Street and went on my way.

My standard mongermobile is an old, beat up, 1985 piece of junk. I normally look like paying 0.2 for a CBJ is a strain on my budget. Sometimes (including tonight) I'm in my other vehicle which is a new full size SUV. I'm convinced that the SWs insist on higher fees when I'm driving the SUV. Also, the SUV looks totally out of place in areas such as W/W and B/CB and I'm afraid that I may look obvious to LE. Lesson learned is to drive the POS whenever mongering.

Having not resolved my basic problem, I decided to take an alternative approach: an AMP. My experience with the Baltimore and Howard county AMPs has always been expensive but I've never fullfilling. Since I live near Laurel, I decided to take the plunge and drive to DC and try one of their AMP places. Good decision. Spent .6 on the house plus 1.0 to the girl and received the total GFE with a seriously hot Korean girl. I had to keep telling myself "It's just a service. It's just a service. It's just a service." Although the total package was 1.6, it was a full hour of bliss and I recommend it to anyone who doesn't mind spending the money and driving to DC for superior service. If anybody wants details, just send me a PM.

Horsetrader

Ryou Acop

12-14-05, 01:18

Thanks to Rookiemonger's pics of Emily I got thirty for some milk :-) so I decided to try Peggy's number (see my previous post on 12-09-05) to see if I can get some milk from her D's. A chick answered the phone and told me she doesn't live there any more but told me where she lives now on W. Bay street. Thought about stopping by but my thirst for milk was gone so maybe next time.

Headed over to Brooklyn but nothing there. Headed over to Fairhaven and spotted a decent brunette and picked her up. Her name is Angie, 34, Italian, 5'4", best friend of Leah, nice B's, nice body overall except for a bit of tummy, 7 on SW scale. Got a decent BBBJ and some mish and finished with doggie for 1.75 jacks (that's all the cash I had). Gave me her digits. She was pleasant and clean but the service was nothing special so I'll probably call her when I have no other option.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Member #4105

12-14-05, 01:35

Another legend is leaving us. Your words of wit, wisdom and sarcasm will be surely missed. Good luck in your future endeavors.

Stop by and see us sometime!

You might profit by holding an auction for your little black book and the mongermobile. I will open the bidding at $100.

Handiman66

12-14-05, 08:29

I have been practicing this hobby for man. many years but in a differnt town. Moved to Baltimore area very recently having never heard of this forum. I have been a faithfull subscriber to CL and Eos. Found you guys through CL.

Though I don't know you, godspeed to Baltimonger. I have tried many times to quit this with no long term success.

My first strole through Baltimore proved successfull thnaks to you guys. Thursday night cruise through WW started out at the Dunkin and headed west to the hess station. did that pass a few times and saw 5-6 SW. All were hanging with dudes so I waited. BINGO. SW in a white down jacket and blue hat was alone. Stopped and waited, she obliged. Gave the name Cindy. I was nervous, so I settled for a quick BBJ in a spot of her chosing. Not bad for the first run through. I will try the PP area next time I make it to Baltimore

Thanks for this forum.

Muff Scout

12-14-05, 12:54

Baltimonger,

Dude, we shared alot of laughs. Shared similar tastes in women. I saw you out there so many times, I lost count.

You helped me many times in many ways.

I'll miss you, but it is for the best.

Good luck, and I hope you have a great life.

Muff Scout

Ryou Acop

12-14-05, 14:02

Took the day off from work today to run some errands I've been putting off. Got up around 8am and took care of some business in Glen Burnie. On my way back I decided to do some morning mongering for a change in B/CB . No action in Brooklyn with school kids around. On Patapsco near 7/11 a blonde started to wave as I drove by her with tons of cars around me - WTF? Drove around and realized it was my "milkmaid" Peggy :-)

She hopped in and told me I passed by her last night when I picked up Angie. I told her if I saw her I definitely would've picked her up since I was thirty for some milk and she smiled. I told her about my phone call and she told me I should've left a message because she uses that place as her "message service" and she checks her messages everyday. Well, now I know.

Anyway, after she took a shower she gave me a good DT BBBJ while I played with her huge twins. Did some mish while playing with her D's and clit. When I was doing mish she grabbed my ass and pulled me in really close. I figured she likes it real deep so I pounded her deep. Then I finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm gonna ask her next time if she speaks Greek :-) Throughout the whole session she did some heavy breathing sound affect. Donated 2 jacks and breakfast at McD's for a tip. She's definitely a keeper for her excellent "milk & nookie" service :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

P.S.

Peggy told me Leah used be a cheerleader for the Raiders. A Raiderette to a SW - that's sad :-( I hope Leah and her friend Angie do the detox program I suggested and get away together from here and from their bum bf's and start all over like Angie wants to do. Hey Santa, if you're listening, that's what I want for Christmas! :-)

Ryou Acop

12-14-05, 14:18

Even though I don't know you that well, your posts (all 537 of them :-) have been great help to me and I'm sure for other newbies too. You seemed to know the most about the girls in W/W area. I'll sure miss your monger knowledge on here but I hope you stop by here once in awhile to help us newbies out or help Muff Scout keeping us newbies in line :-) Goodluck with everything, especially with your lucky lady!

RA

Ebdawgg

12-14-05, 17:28

I haven’t felt the need to post for quite some time since many of the new posters do an admirable job; but I feel the need now as I am saddened by the impending loss of Baltimonger.

It’s been a great ride and I have found your many posts to be both very informative and quite entertaining. I am sure there are plenty of people - far more numerous than those who post here - who have had a good time and avoided a night in Central Booking due to your wisdom and experience. Newbies who post on this or ANY board would do well to emulate your model. Good luck in your future ventures.; you will be missed. I wish you well.

OK; enough nice stuff. You’ve sinned against God; you’ve sinned against nature and you led a life of depravity. You’ve been a disgusting, filthy, naughty, perverted, bad bad boy... Good job!

Muff Scout

12-14-05, 19:53

Saleing, great comeback dumbass. How old are you, nine?

OldRasputin, cool name, nice posts, welcome aboard.

Also welcome to Handi.

Lifer, girls are available 24/7. Street walking is not a 9 to 5 job. For some reason though, different strolls perk up at different times. Hampden seems to shut down early. Wilkens seems to be good early and late, with Pigtown busy in between. But the ramdom girl is always out. You probably have not been around long enough to recognize them. BTW, we don't tell newbies to RTFF when they ask nicely:) Good luck.

Scorpo, dude, what are you, gay?

Ryou, it seems like every time you get a day off, you go pussy hunting. I think I like you.

Drop a Load, another cool name. If you are afraid of contracting HIV, just wear a condom for everything and bang away:)

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout (aka Ernest fucking Hemingway)

Paland

12-14-05, 20:49

As I was on the north side mid day I went over to PP area to take a look see. Only saw one road kill on Baltitmore. Move on over to Conklin/Highland area. On my second loop saw 5 decent suspects (as Dr. would call them), picked up Lisa on Baltimore, said she just hit the street.

Red head (not natural), late 20's, decent looking with good verbals. She encouraged out of the city action. Found an isolated location on the East side. I didn't have time or money for notel.

Very pleased with her willingness and desire to take care of my needs by trying different approachs in speaking French. Can't remember the last time when a provider actually tried different methods and asked which worked better. WTF. Pleasant ending with my calm right hand in back of her head as mr. Willard spit his gooyie on her tonsils. When finished she swallows and then smiles licking her lips. Hooah!

Dropped her off near pickup point with mental note to do her again. Got out the Dr. bag and used some alcohol on tissue to clean up Mr. Willard before heading home.

All is well in PA land.

Ryou Acop

12-14-05, 21:12

I tried picking up one girl, early 20s, straight brown hair, thin, plain looking... pulled over, asked her if she needed a ride, she said no then walked away. I'm sure she was a SW. Same thing happened after that with another girl, 30s, medium build, also kind of plain looking. I know she was a SW but she declined to get in my car. These two both happened on Fairhaven. I'm guessing they thought I was a cop, since I'm in my 20s, short haircut, cleancut, and big/tall. Does anyone else ever have this problem?First of all, welcome and great posts :-)

A lot of girls told me they don't like to date young guys because they tend to be cheap and had bad experiences with them, although I look like I'm in my 20's but haven't had that much problem with the pickups.

Maybe there is something wrong with your "pickup" technique. Do you roll down your window and ask them for a ride? I only do that to protect myself from UCLEs when the girl approach me on the driver side instead of getting in. SWs usually just hop in but UCLEs won't get into your car and try to negotiate from outside. I usually make eye contact with them and just pull over and wait. If they're "professionals" they just hop in and hammer out the details in your car. I think you might be scarying them away by asking them for a ride. Just pull over and wait for them to hop in. This way it's gonna be hard for them to see your LE-looking babyface from the passenger side :-)

Oh, and a quick tip on mongering CB area. It's not a good idea to drive through one area, especially one street, over and over again. I usually drive through Fairhaven once or twice and head over to Brooklyn. I do a loop or two on Patapsco & Pontiac between 3rd & 6th then back to CB. There are some good talents to be picked up there too. Hope this helps. Goodluck!

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Bjroll John

12-14-05, 23:33

Was not going to post anything on here from this area. I like to keep somethings to myself. Keeps you guys away and LE off my butt.

So here it is. Driving north on harford road spotted a 24 looks 30yo WSW names Joleen. Couldn't give you guy great stats it was pretty cold at 9: 30pm she was wrapped up tight. Nice body overall a 6 on the street walker scale. Not much on lookers in this area. But if you are like me and you want safety first this one is for you. Very low on LE.

Anyway Joleens a jockey I pull up she was across from the Midas station at the bus stop just before Northern parkway. I do the you "need aride" and she goes" I am working "(Those three little words every monger wants to here). She gets in we find a spot behind some cars on a side street. She wants. 2 for a BBBJ and. 4 for1/2 and 1/2. I never pay full price I like to haggle. If she would of said. 5 for 1/2+1/2 I would of given her. 4. I like a bargain. So she agreed for. 3 for 1/2+1/2. This girl you can tell she is new to the life because I ask what every monger asks "how long you been out " and she is honest and says 3 hours. WTF. Biatath lie say "not long" or "I just came out" not "your the tenth guy tonite". I know you have done thousands of guy but let me live the fantasy.

Anyway she give a good BBBJ wish I would have just got that. When I was in her I was think damn that Muff Scout probably beat me to her. Note during the BJ fingered the brown eye and she gets pissed guest she doesnt speak Greek. Overall I would repeat. Also theres a 45yo WSW named Rebecca blond not a junky but a little heavy has the tightest whole I have every been in that was weird as hell because I have had women half her age and not as good. Shes not out much.

Scorpo Rising

12-15-05, 02:02

Scorpo, dude, what are you, gay?

Muff Scout (aka Ernest fucking Hemingway)I sense hostility in you, brother.

The world is not as bad as it may seem.

Relax. Get a testicle massage at one of our city's finest AMPs. You're a pro, you know where to go.

I know you know the soothing power of an anal rimming. Life is good. Go out and enjoy. I have a word for you. It is MEDITATE.

Nat Zass

12-15-05, 02:07

Just got back after an extended absence, and noticed the fare thee well post. I'm going to miss the prose, B.

Blue skys and happy landings.

Nat.

Bad Bad Boy

12-15-05, 04:07

2:30 p.m. is not the best time to cruise the W/W loop due to school letting out but that was the only time I had available. The cold weather didn't help either.

Did not see a single SW.

Only saw one LE patrol car driving up S. Carey.

Wonder what the girls are doing to pay for their drug habits since they aren't out hustling? I doubt their dealers give them credit.

Have often wonder why so many of those abandoned townhouses where these SW's stayed have been burned down. Guess it's probably due to them and other druggies smoking or burning wood to keep warm and falling asleep.

Many of the places don't have electricity (heat) since they can't afford it. What a horrible way to live.

Stopped by Dunkin' Donuts for a cup of coffee and this gorgeous blond walks up and makes a call from their pay phone outside. I watched but she turned out to be a civilian. Nuts.

Good luck Baltimonger. Wish you well and smooth sailing.

BBB

Johnny Rebel1

12-15-05, 05:19

Fig. after reading rest of post on sw I should place my info. Sunday night I decided o go out looking. Seems that there is not much out there with the cold eather, but keep hoping. I found Lea shes 5'4 110 lbs, shoulder length brown hair, 7/10. Ran into her off Fairheaven. Took 3 turn arounds cause of traffic around 11 pm. I like things a little different than the normal bj or fs. After we got to the great spot and park. We neg. on a jackson for bj. After a few min of play time I asked her to do dt and gag. Willing to pay for great service. She did as hard and deep as I ever had. Lasted for 30 mins, and tip 2 more jacksons. Fig pay for great service, she didn't ask for it other than first jackson we agreed on. Hope to see her again soon. Good luck with hunting and be safe.

Camden

12-15-05, 07:56

Baltimonger,
I wish you the best. You have shared a lot of information and many laughs. You will be missed. I'm going to write to the mayor and see if we can get Payson renamed to Baltimonger Street.

Camden

Ryou Acop

12-15-05, 10:50

I finished all my errands yesterday around 3pm. Even though I had a great pop in the morning with my "milkmaid" Peggy, I was horny for more action so I decided to try some of digits I've been collecting. First I tried Carrie "the porno sound effect" (see my post on 12-07-05) but it was busy :-( But at least I know the number works.

1. Then I tried Crystal the "stripperella" (see my posts on 11-21-05 & 11-23-05) and she answered the phone. Picked her up and brought her to my hotel. After chilling for about an hour listening to her fucked up life (she recently got fired from Club Harem thanks to her increasing H habit), we got down to the business. Got a decent BBBJ while playing with her bald kitty. Started with some mish and finished with doggie (and yes I stared at her "fuckme" Crystal tattoo :-) She smelled great as usual and moaned throughout the session. Donated 3 jacks since she needs all the help she can get now with no stead income. She cuddled with me for an hour watching some TV and dropped her off at her place with a number to free detox research program and my cell number. I hope she gets her life back together.

2. Got up early this morning around 5am and of course I was horny again :-) so decided to do some morning mongering again. Headed to Brooklyn and saw Heather. Decided to pick her up since I haven't "had" her in awhile. She hopped in and asked me why I haven't stopped by her place in a long time. Told her I'm a ho so I like to sleep around :-) and asked her why she hasn't called me if she wanted to see me so bad and told me she lost my number. Yeah, whatever.

Stopped by at 7/11 so she can get some cigs and she got some flowers for me which was pretty nice of her :-) After a detour to Denny's for some breakfast, we got down to the business right away since I had to go to work. She gave me a good long BBBJ. Started with mish while playing with her nice B's and finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm trying to slowly teach her some Greek :-) She was kinda disappointed she couldn't sleep a bit like she always does. Donated 2 jacks and a hamilton tip for her BF she never told me about (I got the info from a pretty reliable source :-) But she vehemently denied it so we'll see who's lying. She got my number so I'm gonna see if she loses it again :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Trashpicker

12-15-05, 12:15

Good luck Bmonger. I hope you retirement lasts.

Muff Scout

12-15-05, 13:38

Geeze, Louise, stay away from my boyfriend. Baltimonger has been banging me in the ass for the last two years.

Real original dumbass. Any butthead can edit a quote. If you have a problem with me, then come after me. Why drag an innocent bystander into it.

Now go away.

To all the regular members of the Baltimore board, the above quote is fiction. I edited EM's quote just like he did to mine.

Balti, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I also apologize for this board's homage to you being ruined by this dumbass.

Muff Scout

Muff Scout

12-15-05, 13:59

Nat Zass, haven't heard from you in a long while. Welcome back.

BJ, nice post. Don't you guys hate it when you are banging away and the girl's kitty is so loose you could park your car in it.

Took a quick spin through W/W last night just to see who was about. Saw Laura in Pigtown along with that blonde who always hangs out by the bus stop on the corner of Wash and Monroe. On Wilkens, saw Dee near Scarey and some butchy looking short haired blonde near Payson. Not much LE about.

No Baltimore Man, I did not see Rachel. Maybe you got her this time:)

Interesting post by Phillyewe in the "Streetwalkers" thread of the Philly board. He nails Hizark21 and Scorpo for what they are.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

Paland

12-15-05, 17:33

I sense hostility in you, brother.

The world is not as bad as it may seem.

Relax. Get a testicle massage at one of our city's finest AMPs. You're a pro, you know where to go.

I know you know the soothing power of an anal rimming. Life is good. Go out and enjoy. I have a word for you. It is MEDITATE.

Actually, I have two words for Scorpo, FUCK OFF!

El Matematico

12-15-05, 18:30

EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

El Matematico

12-15-05, 18:33

Motorback

12-15-05, 21:05

Another sad retirement Baltimonger..Sad but fitting way to end 2005. My best wishes to you on your new endevor.....BIG shoes to fill...BIG

Scorpo Rising

12-16-05, 04:06

Actually, I have two words for Scorpo, FUCK OFF!You are in need of a deep rub with some sort of release. RT*F to get the latest and greatest information on wherte to go. Maybe the tension that inside of you will subside. You will then be less prone to manic outbursts like this. We are brothers. You need not see us as enemies. Even if the rest of the tribe of men does not forgive you, I will. I have a word for you. It is EJACULATE.

Scorpo Rising

12-16-05, 04:19

Let me get this straight: Are you or are you or are you not a phaggot?Such words! Is this the way you should address an esteemed member (Mr. Muff) with senioritis? Tsk, tsk! Calm down and go to your nearest AMP for a bit of relaxing therapy, preferably the kind that involves rubbing, tugging and explosive release. Afterwards, come back to the forum and write your apologies to this kindly gentleman. I have a word for each of you. It is HANDSHAKE.

Smiling Fox

12-16-05, 10:25

Scorpooooo
I Dont Know Who You Are, And Frankly I Dont Give A Good Rats Ass.
But You Come On This Site, And Make Stupid Ass Cracks.

You Want To Be A "brother" ?
Well Here It Is, Post, Tell Us One Thing You Did, One Bit Of Information, Just One. Or Better Yet, Tell Us What Division Of The Le Your Apart Of. Or Are You Just Some Guy Out There Thats Gay And Gets His Kicks Off On This Line.

Got It.

I Dont Think There Is More To Say, However I Would Not Be Surprised If You A Furiously Responded To. Maybe Blocked.

Either Way, You Have Taken Up Far Too Much Space And Time And You Dont Deserve Either. Cause You, Boy, Are A Void.

Smiling Fox,
Just In Case You Need To Know Who Sent This

Smiling Fox

12-16-05, 10:29

Cloud William

12-16-05, 11:12

A basic instinct for all animals is to hoard up on food before any winter storm. Deer move more and will feed earlier, birds crowd the feeders, and humans seem to have a primal instinct to stock up on bread and milk.
Working girls are no different, the smarter ones with their act together know that a storm is going to cause disruption in their monetary supply. Hence they will go out before the storm and try to stock up. Conditions for mongering during and after a winter storm are difficult at best.
It was with these thoughts in mind that I took a trip to charm city yesterday morning. Conkling had several, one of them was crazy Jen whom I ignored. Up around PP there were several and one of them was one who I think of as "The Beast" She used to hang around the scrap yard on Rt 40 but now she is over in the PP area. In summer weather she used to always carry a light jacket wrapped around her waist. I had the misfortune to see why one afternoon. I was stopped at the light and she raised her hand to wave at someone else. A tremendous ripple of stomach rolled out from under the jacket complete with attachments I'd really rather not describe further.
Anyway she was walking near Eastern Avenue carrying a pizza box as a prop, "Figures" I thought.
I worked my way back around to Baltimore St and saw a nice looking Brunette on the sidewalk. I swung around the block quickly and she had vanished. She was nowhere to be found which was odd as there weren't
that many places to go. I continued my journey and spotted a nice looking blonde. We made eye contact and I pulled off onto a side street. She showed up and got into the car, she said her name was Debbie. We did the cop check thing and went off to discuss business. She told me she had fallen on the ice, hurt her arm and wasn't feeling well. However she was feeling well enough to spend some time in a motel. We agreed on a rental fee for the next hour and went off to a nearby motel.
She had a nice set of b's with huge nipples. A nice flat belly with a shaved kitty and the package was complete. We started with oral, followed by mish, then cowgirl, finishing with a moaning doggie for her. Both her and I finished at the same time.
I dropped her off on Orleans and went about my business.

Turns out the storm wasn't anywhere near as bad as they predicted but it's something to think about the next time weather is coming.

Cloud

Rapid

12-16-05, 19:02

Thanks for your info. But which side of the road do the girls hang out? on the Taco Bell side, 7/11 side, or both?They hang out mostly on the Taco Bell side of Hollins Ferry Rd. all the way down to the first set of railroad tracks. They also seem to like the area around the traffic light near the tracks.

The loop I've used is Hollins Ferry to Washington to Patapsco to Hollins Ferry, and all roads in between.

Rapid

Scorpo Rising

12-16-05, 20:59

Dem Gnomes

12-17-05, 02:49

These are for Muff & RYOU-enjoy. I gotta say-the more I look at the pic of Emily's "twins"-the more I gotta say they are one of the nicest tattas I have seen. Don't you agree fellow mongers? ROOK.RM,

Those are some prodigious sweater-puppies. I'm sure I speak for everyone when I ask for a full-body shot. Tell her that she has fans on the internet. Tell her you won't come in her mouth. I don't care what you tell her, but get some more pix!

Dem Salivatin' Gnomes

Horsetrader

12-17-05, 02:59

It seems I have these strong urges about 3 or 4 times a week and they force me to cruise the more interesting parts of Baltimore.

Muff mentioned a butch blond at Payson and Wilkens. A girl by that description was there again tonight. I don't remember her name but about 6 years ago she didn't look butch at all, and was actually decent looking. Problem was, she tried to pick my pocket and bolt out of my car while my pants were down. She fumbled with the electic locks and I grabbed the back of her shirt and jerked her back into my car, otherwise she would have gotten away with my wallet including ID and credit cards. Ever since then my wallet and cell have been locked in my glove box while mongering. She looks really scary now (very unhealthy look).

I did the the W/W and B/CB areas and the areas between. I saw several decent WSW both in Pigtown and in the area between Patapsco, Pontiac, 2nd and 6th, and one or two on Fairhaven. I think the warmer weather is paying dividends for everybody. I finally settled on a WSW on Ramsey near Carey named Princess or something like that (about 5'0", thin, reddish/brown straight hair, about 25). She looked like she was really hot before le drug, but that is in the past. Said she "just got out", I didn't know if that meant for the night or she got out of jail. She took me to a house in Pigtown and I paid the house fee before we went upstairs. Negociated price was 1 jackson for BBBJ but when I realized how high she was I knew that she couldn't provide decent services so I just bolted without ever giving her a nickel. The whole experience cost me .05 for the room. Heck, there was a lot out tonight.

About 3 minutes later I found a girl on Wilkens who said her name was Jessica but I remember her as Tiffany. I first met her last summer in the PP area and we got together about 5 times, usually at a notel. I hadn't seen her in months and was glad to find her again, though she didn't remember my name. She is about 5'7", semi-thin, B/W mix, probably shoulder length curly hair that has been pulled back every time I've seen her. Looks great in jeans but her flesh isn't as firm as I like it. Went to a notel south of the city on US 1. She always provided a great BBBJ as on opening tease and it was as exeptional tonight as it was every other time. Followed up with a bit of mish, CG, and finishing off with a front door entry from the spooning position (my favorite). A warning about Tiffany/Jessica is that she never suggests a rain coat and that scares the hell out of me. I always wear a raincoat during the main event and wish that we all did.

Be safe, stay healthy, and tell me when/where you find something hot!

Horsetrader

Scorpo Rising

12-17-05, 08:28

Do You Guys Notice How We Seem To Have Stupid People On Here From Time To Time. I Cant Believe Le Could Be So Stupid. If They Where Undercover And Trying To Get Our Confidence, They Could Say A Hell Of Alot More And Set Us Up Good. Maybe There Is Just An Abundance Of Stupid People In The World, And From Time To Time They End Up On This Site.

This Is Just Too Troubling To Deal With, Surely I Can Find Something Else To Do.........

Ah Ha, Im Going Out Today To Get Laid. Yeahahahhhahaha

SfLE can be bothersome. Don't let it keep you from moving forward. March on, brave soldiers.

Channel your energy for the finer things in life. I am sure you can handle it,e ven if you seem to be distracted by the most trivial things. Learn what is important and ignore the rest. I have a word for you. It is PAROLE.

Bad Bad Boy

12-17-05, 11:01

What you say Horsetrader about protecting your valuables is so true!

I learned my lesson the hard way - TWICE - a few years ago.

I picked up a girl on Brunswick (off Wilkens Avenue) during the winter months a few years ago and we headed to an industrial parking lot. Little did I know that the gal was a real pro at stealing.

When we got down to business, she removed her coat, laid it over my center console, and asked me to keep a lookout while we began our play.

After we finished, I dropped her off on Brunswick. I had this feeling something wasn't right and immediately got my wallet out of the console which wasn't locked. About $80 in cash was gone. I headed back to Brunswick to look for her but she had disappeared. Luckily, she didn't steal anything else.

Another time, I picked up a gal off of Ramsey. We headed to her place to play. I was wearing a light jacket and had a few bucks in my jacket pocket. After we finished, I left and got back in my car. As I was driving home, I reached in my pocket to find that she stole the $5 bill that was there.

Now I am extremely careful. All valuables (cell phone, wallet, cash, camera, etc.) are locked and out of reach.

An education is not cheap.

BBB

Piehole

12-17-05, 16:32

I've been sitting on these for a while. Her name is Dawn. Haven't seen her out recently. These were taken just before Halloween. Anyway. Jackson and his brother for greek. She was a pretty good fuck. Got into it with the motion. Bucked alittle during greek. Just grabbed the hips and rode her.

You mongers need to be asking Santa for a digital.

RookieMonger

12-17-05, 17:02

Hey fellow Mongers,

Well-I see that there is alot of LOVE on here as of late-lol. Went on my usually mongering early Friday evening. Started of calling Emily a.k.a Tiff but her b*tch of a g/f picked up the phones & said don't f*cking call here again. I was like-what the f*ck??? So I drove by her place to see if she was out but no luck. It was early & I saw a ok looking girl by where Emily lived so I invited her in.

I think she said her name was Cindy-not sure. Older than I like but I was on a mission to win the Elusive TRIPLE CROWN so I went ahead with the usually donation towards the LE's annual Chistmas fund of .20 for my gear cleaning. Told her if she swallow the load,would include a tip & she agreed. The job was actually very good. My gear exploded not too long into it as it's been a while since I had my gears cleaned. As promise-she swallowed the whole load w/o any resistance. Overall-would repeat. Looks were maybe 4-5,skills 7 & personality 6. pop#1

pop#2-Took a little break & grab some grub than proceeded to CB area. Haven't been here in awhile due to high LE presence but decided to take a stroll. Went thru Patapsco-Fairhaven a few trips. Saw this cute blonde & made a u-turn but another one of you mongers picked her up before I could. Was really bummed because I thought she was really cute. But like 15-20 minutes later,I saw her on a side street & got close for the p/u but when I got a good look at her,she went from a 7-8 to a 4-5 so I took off like a bat outta hell. Strolled down Fairhaven again & saw this brunette talking to a guy in a van. Made a could passes & on the 3rd pass,she was standing by herself so I move in for the pickup.

Her name was Lil'C(I am sure that was her real name) but she said she was 19. Very cute face,nice bod. Did the LE check & when it was otay to proceed. Asked her to clean my gears while I was driving & dam if she wasn't also collecting funds for the local LE's x-mas party. She was looking for donations of .25,which I agreed to with pics but she wouldn't swallow or catch. WTF!!! She was lucky that she was very cute & had the softest tattas I have ever felt. Charmins tissue ain't got anything on this chick. She proceeds to clean my gear again while I am driving. We get to a spot & she wouldn't let me take pics of the deed. WTF again. So at this point,I was getting irritated so I jerk my gears till it explode & cleaned up & dropped her off. Might repeat only because she is cute as hell & has soft tattas,but wouldn't donate more than .20. Looks 7,skills 5,personality 5.

Now-this is like 3 1/2 hours into my mongering trip. My dam truck is eating the shit outta my gas tank but like a true monger,I was 1 pop away from my goal. Made my way back to PP/Conkling area but wasn't much out. Proceeded to Dumdalk,made several trips. When I drove past my convenience store-there were 2 LE cars in the park so I proceeded to stop in the store to make it look good. On my way down Dundalk Ave,heading south,I spot this blonde walking by the church. Swooped in,made the pickup. Said her name was Laurie,28 y.o. Just got in a fight with her b/f & was out & about. Did the LE check & during my interrogation,found out she's got the cutest twins. Not so bit like my Emily bit very adorable so I decided to give the twins a kiss. We get to my spot & dam fellow mongers-this girl is also collecting for the LE fund. I donated .20 for the 3rd gear cleaning of the night. Her skills were ok,but being this is my 3rd pop,I had to help her a little. Her skills wasn't anything to brag about but as I was about to explode again,she was nice enough to catch it. GET THIS-as she is spitting my load out the window-her ass is kinda sticking up in the air. The B*TCH FARTS. Yes-FARTS. Than,the funny part is she pretends it never happened. I was like-Man-WHAT WAS THAT??? She tried to play dumb & say "what was what". I just cracked up. The only pic she would allow me to take was one of her twins. Skills 4,looks 4,personality 4. Would not repeat because she became real bitchy towards the end.

Hey RYOU & MUFF-do I get the TRIPLE CROWN??

Hey Smiling Fox-I don't have a small Charoot-Emily has a big mouth!! Lol.

Hey Dem Gnomes-glad you like the pics of Emily's TWINS-will try to see her again-for you guys of course.

As always-be safe & hell-it's christmas time-bring donuts for all the Piggies out there-yes-even the bad ones- ROOK!

Old Monger

12-17-05, 22:50

Surfing for Fun

12-17-05, 23:20

Scorpo is completely trolling for seniority.

I was hopeful when the new rules went through for posting, as I don't get out a lot, but I try to give the best reports I can.

So what happens, you get idiots like Scorpo that has done nothing but go to every flipping group here and reply to 4 month old threads. Total abuse of the rules.

Just one real report Scorpo and you will have some shred of credibility. But boosting post count by asking stupid questions and posting even worse replies takes away anything you are trying to gain.

Get a life man,

SFF

Dr.Monger

12-17-05, 23:24

Old Monger and My other Esteemed Gentlemongers:

Please don't feed the trolls. 31 posts and counting, and not a one with any discernable information of any kind. Questions? Yes. Commentary? Yes. Ad Hominem attacks? Yes. Useful information? No. Any discernable fact (and I use the singular pointedly) whatsoever? No. So no morer attacks, no more discussion. Just ignore it, please. Flaming only baits it into more posts. If you ignore it, just like your teeth, it will go away.

Dr. Monger

Scorpo Rising

12-18-05, 02:55

Old Monger and My other Esteemed Gentlemongers:

31 posts and counting, and not a one with any discernable information of any kind.
Dr. MongerSuch bothersome worries you have. Do the number of posts a person has really mean that much to you?

Do the number 17 have any significance? Does 23 have more significance that 17? Why would youi ponder such things when there are women to be had out there? Go forth and experience what is there for you. RT*F for the spots to hit should be be unaware of them.

There is no need to monitor my activities. The FBI and CIA do not. Why should you?
I have a word for you. It is SURVEILLANCE.

Scorpo Rising

12-18-05, 03:02

I am in 80% agreement with the regulars here about your posts, most of which are garden-variety trolling, but I find you to be the type of troll who actually makes some interesting points. Many of us are not interested in demeaning the women we encounter nor gloat over the failings of LEOs. We are trying to obtain information to "feed out need" in a relatively safe and sane manner. We post about LE for the simple and obvious reason that we wish to avoid close encounters of the worst kind. Many veteran posters have have stated that we ought to respect the neighborhoods we visist and not try to pick up civilians. The basic error of your string of posts is that you seem to fail to realize that this is the oldest game in human existence and you are not going to have any meaningful impact on it and you would do better for yourself to leave things be. Try to be more understanding of where we are coming from on the "off chance" you are here in good faith.Thank you sir, for your kind concern and gentlemanly way you have presented yourself. We are all free beings who can agree to disagree. If this is not a free forum than I have wandered into it by accident. However, until I have admonished by the curator of this fine forum I shall feel free to post my thoughts, however disturbing because I feel it healthy to express the vapors of the soul. It is surprising to me how such innocent scribbling have upset the status quo of this meeting of minds. Is there no sense of self here? I cannot imagine a group of men with so many needs to berate another because of writings such as mine.
I have a word for you. It is FORUM.

Smiling Fox

12-18-05, 03:07

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.

Jeep 95

12-18-05, 05:13

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.That is GROSS! What a piece of!

Jeep 95

12-18-05, 05:18

Scorpo Rising

12-18-05, 07:53

M1951

12-18-05, 09:19

Hello Gentleman,

Did the PP/Conklin last night around 7 pm a few shanks on Baltimore and that was it. LE was present but not to heavy. I did see a possible WS with boyfriend gave me the look with a nice smile went back around she was gone. LE had a car pulled over on Conklin and was inspecting. Be careful and enjoy.

M1951

Scorpo Rising

12-18-05, 10:37

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.My dear Ostrich,

You can bury your head in the sand but what troubles you is still out there. You want to pretend you are a seasoned veteran but what you really want to do is harass people you think not worthy. There is no freedom in being a censor.
I have a word for you. It is FRIGHTENED.

Tonto

12-18-05, 10:40

While cruising the w/w area saturday about 1pm, I saw a good looking wsw standing on monroe just south of wilkins. I pulled over and she jumped right in. Name is Amber. Her story is that she is visiting the area from the eastern shore and was only doing this to get gas money to go back.

Anyway she was much better looking than most of the regulars, both in general looks and in how healthy she looked. About an 8 on the real world scale. Shoulder length brown hair that was pulled up and nice fitting jeans. We went to my fav spot and started of with a bbbj. But after taking off her clothes and playing with her nice ta-ta's, I decided to go for more. Switched to doggie and pounded away for a while while reaching around and playing with the puss. This is not the easiest to do in the back seat so I went back to bbbj to finish. She was a real trooper and completed the deed and stayed connected until every drop was gone. Gave her standard fee and a 5 tip.

When I returned her to monroe st. she got out of the car and ran over to another car parked at the corner with a guy in the car. He was scrunched down low so he couldnt be seen to anyone passing by. She gave the money to him and he started up the car. So mabey all she really did need was gas money to get her and her bf home. I really dont care since she was one of the best I have had in both looks and performance.

Sandiegoman

12-18-05, 12:56

Went cruizing Saturday night to see what I could find. And I'll tell you one thing I could fine a TON of. LE. They were everywhere by the dozen. I felt like I was in Iraq watching the American troops patrol at night. They were everywhere.

I tried to pick up Pam on Wilkens but one of you Lucky Bastards was one step ahead of me. It was a pretty scarce night from what I saw. Tried all of the loops in Baltimore and the best I could turn up was a 4 on the SW scale that I picked up on conklin. Forgot her name and will try to forget the experiance as well.

1st of all I was immediatly un-attracted to her, 2nd of all she had a ridiculously horrible accent, 3rd of all she was high on something. I attempted to give it a try since I had been cruising for a while. Agreed on a BBBJ for normal tuition. She started the performance which was just god awefull. Maybe b/c I was in a bad mood at this point for having to settle for a skank, or because she was just so unattractive and I just wasnt "feeling it". Whatever the case I stopped her after 2 minutes and told her I'd take her back.

She was genuinly upset that I was unhappy with her and kept asking why. After politley explaining several times, I finally said "look its easier on you so what are you complaining about? " I personally have never had any luck with any kind of quality what so ever at P/P or conklin. I think I will just avoid that area from now on.

After a lousy night mongering, I decided to call it a night and just go home.

Keep it real,

Baltimore Man

Muff Scout

12-19-05, 10:37

As usual, Doc Monger speaks wisdom. Agree with both he and Fox. Have put both mongers on "Ignore List". Although I believe the two mongers in question are one and the same.

Moving on, had one of those great mongering weekends that make this hobby fun. One of my regulars had a big fight with her boyfriend, and called me and asked if I would get her a room for the whole night. No problem, as long as I can pop whenever I want. She agrees and we are off to the races. Four pops on Saturday, including a trip to greece, followed by two on Sunday morning. Total cost, 3.5 jacks for the room, some chinese and DD's in the am. Damm,that works out to about $11 per pop. It pays to be nice to the girls:)

Sorry Rookie, but no TC. The rules clearly state that one of the dates must be full service. Three bj's don't count. I'm sure you had fun though:) No TC for Ryou either, two of his pickups were in CB. The rules state that the three dates must be in three different geographic areas. In the words of Tom Hanks, "The hard is what makes it great. If it was easy, everyone could do it."

Hit the stroll mid afternoon just to see who was about. Saw Dawn on Monroe, who I have not seen in some time. Pretty blonde with very long, wavy, dirty blonde hair. Looks like she gained some weight, most likely from jail time. Passed on her because she has average skills and always tries to upsell.

Saw Diamond on Wash and stopped to chat with her. She told me Laura is MIA and Diamond believes she may have been arrested.

Saw Dee near the circle. She seems to have become a regular again. Also spotted that butchy blonde as well as that brunette with the big ass on Wilkens near Monroe. Saw the other Dawn, thin, dark hair, sitting in her usual spot.

Baltimore Man, found out from one of Rachel's friends that she is in the hospital. Hope it's not serious. That girl is fine.

LE almost nonexistent. Wish it were like that all the time.

Safe hunting to all.

Muff Scout

HD Hunter

12-19-05, 12:18

Cruised the avenue after Christmas dinner on Saturday night . Saw peggy up by the Laundry Mat but by the time I got turned around she was gone. Not a lot of prospects out so i cruised back down the avenue and turned on 6 th street to make a phone call . As I am making my call this girl comes up and try`s to get in the truck? I had to wave her off until I finished my call . She came back and hopped in after the initial awkwardness of are you a cop , no are you ? she told me her name was Dee Dee . About a 6 on the SW scale . we agreed on a jackson for a oral exam , and maybe a up grade depending on services rendered. Talked her into two lincoln tip for 1/2&1/2 inside in a safe warm place . She was a little funky , but may try again if I see her out. said she only comes out because she needed food $$ for the kids ? Be safe out there.

Scorpo Rising

12-19-05, 20:34

Scorpo is completely trolling for seniority.

So what happens, you get idiots like Scorpo that has done nothing but go to every flipping group here and reply to 4 month old threads. Total abuse of the rules.

Just one real report Scorpo and you will have some shred of credibility. But boosting post count by asking stupid questions and posting even worse replies takes away anything you are trying to gain.

Get a life man,

SFFAll reports are real even when they are fake. Why must your own pretensions be cast on anyone else? I do not seek fame through seniority. Why must I fall into a mold you and a few others have cast? You are not the true seekers of truth. You are seeking uniformity through drab conformity. It is you and members like you who are the truly unfaithful.

I, am indeed, have posted reports of note. You just are too blind to see it for my reports reveal the follies of the members of this board. Boastful crags who have no tolerance. How can they expect tolerance for their own activities when they are themselves so intolerant. WHAT HYPOCRISY! Ignore the truth all you want. HYPOCRITS never move forward in their lives. This is a gaggle full of those who are moving backwards and an unbelikeveable fast rate. I have a word. It is PITY.

Ryou Acop

12-19-05, 21:48

Muff,

I think mine qualifies as Triple Crown because I picked them up from 3 different areas (1) Pam from Conkling (2) Peggy from CB (3) Robin from Salvation Army. I wouldn't classify Salvation Army area as CB. Actually it's much closer to W/W area then CB. You gotta reconsider especially when I did "Royal" TC with a BJ, FS, Greek from different ones. Come on, Muff :-)

I thought about another monger award "Cycle" like in baseball. You gotta do BJ, FS, Russian and Greek from different girls. I think I can do that now with all the numbers I've collected, or does that consider as cheating (or "juicing up" as in baseball)? :-)

Rapid,

Thank again for your info. I'm gonna work Hollins Ferry into my monger loop from now on since few good SWs I found near Salvation Army told me they leave on/off Hollins Ferry.

Rookie,

Sorry dude. Like Muff's rule states you gotta include at least one FS. If Muff doesn't reconsider my TC award, I guess you and I have a good race going :-) By the way, is your full time job a photographer for porno mags? :-) I love your pics. Keep it up!

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Old Monger

12-19-05, 22:30

We have some fine regular members here who frankly deserve senior status. BaltimoreMan and Ryou Acop are two who jump out at me, although I am sure there are others. What struck me about BaltimoreMan's most recent post was that the SW whose performance didn't meet expectations actually seemed to care about the level of her BJ performance. I regret that BaltimoreMan and her didn't mesh I gotta gice her some credit for actually caring, and maybe she will develop better skills in time. Meanwile, I am happily seeing Brandy in BCB on a regular basis, since she is a GFE with reat verbal skills. Next time BaltimoreMan wants great oral from a GFE who knows and enjoys that particular activity, he ought to check out Brandy.

Scorpoo Rising

12-19-05, 22:52

Gentlemen, I Have Discovered If You Go To The Name In Question There Is A Heading To Put Some One On Your Buddy List, And There Is A Heading To Ignore Someone, Opppps....... Deleted.I commend you on your cleverness though a bit misplaced. Your hypocrisy is not your only shortcoming. I wish I had more time to waste on you but I do not at the moment. I have a word for you. It is HELLO!

Ryou Acop

12-20-05, 00:08

1. Heather called me last Thursday night but I was too busy working on a "real life" girl during my weekly barhop (and I even got her number :-) so picked her up on Friday afternoon instead. She was sleeping when I picked her up and she smelled a bit bad. She tried to "work" during the snow/rain storm Thursday night to catch up with her rent but with no success and caught a cold instead. Picked up something to eat and chilled while watching some TV. And of course she fell asleep again but left her alone since she's sick (I didn't sleep so don't worry, Muff :-) Noticed her legs twitching which confirmed the suspicion I had for awhile that she relapsed. She woke up around 8pm and told me she was supposed to give her landlord the rent by 7. She asked me if I could drop her off so she can pay the rent and take a shower and pick her up around 11 so she can complete her "service" later. Dropped her off with a jack for the rent but she insisted on getting the full amount. When I confronted her why the full amount, she couldn't give me a good reason and finally admitted that she relapsed and she wanted to get a fix before our meeting.

Picked her up around 11 and she looked and smelled good. She started with a sucky massage (but at least she tried :-) and a decent long BBBJ. Did some mish and she told me she likes me doing doggie so I happily obliged with my thumb on her balloon knot. After the deed I gave her a massage and she was very impressed (I learned from my ex who was a message therapist :-) and she fell asleep again. She woke up around 2am and I dropped her off at her place with a jack tip. She told me she didn't tell me about the relapse because I was so proud of her and she didn't wanna disappoint me. Like I really give a shit about that (I know all about the addiction/relapse cycle thanks to my ex of 4 years). She still wouldn't admit that she has a boyfriend when I know for sure she has one. I don't know what's up with that.

2. After work tonight around 6, I drove through PP/C and FINALLY saw a SW near PP but she looked skanky so I passed. Nothing on W/W or Hollins Ferry. Headed to B/CB and saw a cute brunette in white jacket on Fairhaven. Came around and saw "ex-Raiderette" Leah standing next to the brunette. I pulled over hoping Leah would come over instead of the brunette, and she sure did :-) She hopped in and told me the brunette was her best friend Angie (who I met last week) and she told her I'm waiting for her (how the fuck did she read my mind? :-)

She looked and smelled great as usual. She started with a pretty good BBBJ while I played with her bald kitty. Knowing that she just took a shower, I finally decided to "taste" her fabulous nips while doing some mish. When I had her nips in my mouth I thought I was munching on cherries because they are huge and perfectly round. She definitely has the best nips I've seen or "tasted" :-) I can't even imagine what this chick must've looked like about 8 years ago as a Raiderette with D cups (they shrunk thanks to the habit) with those fine nips. Anyway, I finished with doggie with my thumb on her balloon knot (I'm gonna ask next time if she speaks Greek). I gave her 2 jacks and a hamilton tip and dropped her off near her place. She's definitely a keeper for me.

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA

Ryou Acop

12-20-05, 00:44

Next time BaltimoreMan wants great oral from a GFE who knows and enjoys that particular activity, he ought to check out Brandy.You're damn right about Brandy. She sure is a GFE with excellent oral skill. I haven't called her in a long time because I've been too busy being a ho and sleeping around with other chicks :-) I'm gonna give her a call this week and see how she's doing with her detox.

Oh, and thanks for your kind words about me deserving senior status. I still got a lot to learn and to "conquer" especially Muff Scout's fine chicks in W/W area. The only one I've met so far is Kim and that's it.

By the way, I have Kim's gloves and ear rings and I've been looking for her but without success. Has anybody seen Kim lately? If you have, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know where/how I can find her so I can return her things (you can PM me if you prefer) Thanks!

Ok, it's time for my famous "Midnight Run" :-) I'm gonna concentrate on W/W tonight. Maybe I'll run into Kim or one of Muff's cuties :-)

Razors

12-20-05, 01:28

Lurker -- I started as a lurker. Checked things out, read the FF.

Hanging Out -- Then I started 'hanging out' with some posts. I didnt get a rview in right away, I had a minorly bad experience in Atlanta previously and after thatconfined myself to AMPs and an occaisional ladyreviewed on another board. I did contribute tho, posted info on the SWs I saw will doing recon and getting up the nads to pick one up. Finally I picked one up, and some old timers may recall my first pickup was a disaster, some rent a cop called a genuine donut eater and my lady friend and I were interrupted. Fortunately pants were properly placed over my wet dick before Mr. Law got to the window with his flashlight.

Contributor -- Scary as that first incident was, I realized that if you were smart you are safe. Park where you can observe the approaches to give you time. If you are going to FS, make sure you are facing the approaches. Don't talk to them until they are in the car and the car is moving etc... so I went on to be a reasonable contributor.

Post Hos -- Whatever flaws I might have I was never a post ho like He Who Has Been Ignored. I contributed some recon reports and kidded around a little and finally grew some hairs and was able to contribute something useful. Post ho'ing aint all that bad, its just a waste of bandwidth.

Speaking of a now retired waste of bandwidth, I think I have an insight into HWHBI. Look at this series of post endings:
FRIGHTENED
HALITOSIS
FORUM
SURVEILLANCE

Wasn't Dan Rather's signature sign off towards the end one word non-sequitors? At least I heard it was, hadnt watchd him since the turn of the century.

Ryou Acop

12-20-05, 07:21

Even though I had a great pop with Leah last night, I decided to do my usual "midnight run" since I haven't done it in awhile. Also, I have a day off today so that means I gotta go pussy hunting, right Muff? :-)

Headed to W/W to see if I could track down one of Muff's cuties. Nothing on Monroe but saw a decent brunette on Wilkens but decided to windowshop some more. Headed to pigtown and saw a HOT blone in white jacket and pink knit cap turning onto Carey from Washington. Drove around but she got into a house. Damn I guess she was a civ :-(

Got on Ramsey and saw a LE with headlights on Gilmor. Then spotted a chick wearing a hooded jacket walking about two blocks from the LE on Wilkens. Made eye contact with her as I drove passed her and she looked pretty good. Pulled over few blocks further down away from the LE's sight on a sidestreet off Wilkens and waited. She hopped right in and we drove off.

Her name is Dawn (I don't know which one of many Dawn's described on here), 24, medium length straight blonde hair, 5'5", nice B cups, great tight body, jockey, solid 7/8 on real scale (I wonder if she's one of Muff's cuties :-) Told me she doesn't come out much because she has regulars with her cell. Went to college but didn't complete with only few credits left to graduate. She told me she's bipolar but takes meds (I think she was in her manic phase because she was very happy :-) Had a kid when she was 11 after getting raped by her freaking uncle. She prefers women over men (Hmmm..I see a threesome coming :-) I would hate men too if I went through what she had to deal with :-(

Now, back to the good stuff :-) She gave me a pretty interesting BBBJ with very slow strokes (no DT though) and a lot of attention to the head part of my little fella. I started with mish while playing with her nice B's. Then when I went for doggie she told me I can pull her hair. I'm not really into pulling hair but since I'm put here on earth to please women I happily obliged :-) I pumped her perfect ass like I was riding a horse with her hair pulled back. I think she really got into it with a lot of moaning. Dropped her off at her place near Carey with 2 jacks and a hamilton tip. She gave me her digits and she is definitely a keeper especially with a threesome action :-)

Keep on mongering in the free world,

RA