2005 Archived Massage Parlor Reports [Archive]

Cyberbrewer

03-31-05, 01:06

Kabuki Therapy - Turnersville

Another visit to my old stand by. There's some new talent there. Diane has been working there for about a week. Late 30's, slight build, pretty face. Kabuki doesn't offer more than the typical "rub and tug." If that's all that you're looking for (like me), then it's worth it.

Place has a nice sauna. Offers TS and (uncented) lotion massage. It get's a little cold in there sometimes. Hidden parking lot in the rear, side entrance.

.60 + .10 = .70

cyberbrewer

*My user name was mysteriously changed when I was upgraded to "senior member" ???

LuvumBare

04-12-05, 01:47

Nice TS. iGirls are Chinese and allow roaming hands. HJ standard although they will not refuse a tip after the event. Have tried for more bit the answer is always a very firm NO.

Regardless for .6 you get a very nice TS, a good massage and some stress relief.

'bare

Geronimo74

04-12-05, 19:44

To see a South Jersey amp list now. Hopefully we can all supply a lot of information. I would still love to find a non asian amp in the south Jersey area. I've heard a rumor about 1 in Woodbury, NJ but haven't heard anything else. I usually hit SAT in turnersville or (can't think of the name) its in Voorhees.

Geronimo74

Cyberbrewer

04-13-05, 09:08

"Physical Therapy Care" - the blue building across the St. from Comerce Bank.

I haven't gotten more than a rub and tug there. Nice facility, but I hate the parking lot. Geronimo, is this the Vorhees' AMP that you're referring to?

cyberbrewer

*They changed my handle after the senior upgrade, I don't know why . . .

Houston Fan

04-13-05, 18:54

Does anyone have the # or exact address of Fuji located on route 309 by Allentown? Thanks for your help.

Geronimo74

04-14-05, 21:05

Think its Accupressure Therapy on White Horse Rd. Any reviews about Physical Therapy care. Not sure what commerce bank your talking about. How are the girls? Any more info?

Geronimo74

"Physical Therapy Care" - the blue building across the St. from Comerce Bank.

I haven't gotten more than a rub and tug there. Nice facility, but I hate the parking lot. Geronimo, is this the Vorhees' AMP that you're referring to?

cyberbrewer

*They changed my handle after the senior upgrade, I don't know why . . .

ECCrawler

04-15-05, 14:17

Just read in today's Morning Call(local newspaper) that Fuji was busted.

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/police/all-4prostitutionapr15,0,791498.story?coll=all-newslocalpolice-hed

And at the most stressful time of the year!

Houston Fan

04-18-05, 11:01

Can't believe with all the people they could have arrested, they have to arrest "Pok-Soon". LOL

Oldtime Monger

04-18-05, 17:26

I appreciate the information. This establishment is/was located in Pennsylvania, in Coopersburg on Rte. 309. There is no connection to South Jersey with this place (as far as I know) but, its bad news for mongers everywhere when a long established place gets raided. There's a post about this in the Philly burbs section as well.
OTM

Cyberbrewer

04-20-05, 23:35

In Turnersville. Saw Kay or or Kate? First time for me with this provider. Tiny, 38 - 42, thin, cute. Nice TS and good massage. I like the part where they tickle your back, legs, and balls for a while. After two minutes of this she told me to turn over with 20 minutes left on the clock. I said ten more minutes. In five minutes she told me to turn over again. I did. A rushed oil HJ, then the towel. I asked for a BJ, but that wasn't happenening.

I gave her a .1 tip, and she asked for .3 more. (It's funny how good their English gets . . . ) I gave her another .1 (I'm a sucker) and said good bye.

I should have told her that her tip was to keep the ten minutes still on the clock . . .

I give the whole exprience a "C-".

.6 + .1 +.1 = .8

cyberbrewer

*they changed my handle after the senior upgrade, I don't know why . . .

Geronimo74

06-04-05, 15:40

So where did everyone go? Nonne has any more AMP information. I might be hitting one tonight. I will post a review if I do. Not sure if I should hit a old eliable one or try a new one.

Geronimo74

Cyberbrewer

06-05-05, 23:46

On 73, in Vorhees or Berlin, or Marlton. I had a reall stiff neck. She gave me a Swedish massage. THe best f-ing massage that I ever got. She was cute, Korean, about 35.

Good hj at the end.

.6 + .3 + .9

This is my new favorite place.

Cyberbrewer (I got my username back!)

Geronimo74

06-06-05, 00:08

On 73, in Vorhees or Berlin, or Marlton. I had a reall stiff neck. She gave me a Swedish massage. THe best f-ing massage that I ever got. She was cute, Korean, about 35.That the place near Commerce Bank & Kresson Gold Course? Thats new right. Haven't tried there yet.

Geronimo74

Cyberbrewer

06-06-05, 23:43

I usually get my $80 at that bank before going in. Very convenient.

cyberbrewer

Bonby

07-03-05, 23:17

Went to Kabuki a couple of weeks ago. Nice heated tables, though not much extra besides a little FK and minor roaming. I believe her name was Lisa and she was not like usual girls at these places, being thin and sort of pretty. Anyway, thats my three cents. Usual fee, tipped a pair of Jacksons for her trouble.

Geronimo74

07-05-05, 08:50

I've never really been impressed with Kabuki. Was there like a week ago and had some old later. Massage wasn't good and HJ wasn't that good. She wasn't attractive either. Kabuki is 3 on my list when I go out. 1 & 2 were busy thats the only reason I ended up kabuki.

Geronimo74

Houston Fan

07-06-05, 16:51

I find that Philly has much better and younger chicks than Jersey and many of them are one set price so you know what you are getting and no guessing games. I drive over an hour to get there and you guys are much closer.

Cyberbrewer

07-06-05, 23:09

OK Geronimo, you rated Kabuki #3, I can definatly buy that. What AMP's rate numbers one and two? I'm talking suburban South Jersey - not Philly.

cyberbrewer

Geronimo74

07-07-05, 14:25

Well my order is usually the one in voorhees on White Horse Rd near the Speedline first, then if there busy I goto the one on RT 168 before 42 joins 168, then if they're busy, Kabuki is last.

I did hear of a new one I haven't had a chance to check out yet. Its supposably a non asian. Clam to be european. there in voorhees near lonestar. Haven't been there yet so don't know exactly. I will try and get there soon and get a review up. Does anyone know which one I'm talking about and if so fillus in a little?

John

Stickshift

07-08-05, 17:10

Thanks for the heads up. Do you know the name of this new CMP? Would love to check it out, getting tired of the AMP scene here

Geronimo74

07-15-05, 20:07

Well I think I'm going to go check out the european MP tonight. Nothing else better to do LOL. Full report when I get back. I so hope this non asiain amp is worth it LOL.

Geronimo74

LexLuther

07-16-05, 12:54

Does anyone on this or any other NJ boards have knowledge of Lisa Therapy in Rutherford? If so, feel free to pm me.

Thanks.

LexLuther

Piper

07-16-05, 16:03

High Pockets

07-16-05, 17:45

All right, people, there are SW's in Camden, NOT JUST AMP's. And in my opinion, they are a little friendlier than their Philly counterparts.

Drove over this am, around 10:30/11. My usual old (I mean years old) route: from Morgan up Broadway to the Transp Ctr, then back. Saw a mix of BSW, HSW, and mostly WSW's. Couple of LE vehicles, too. Right at Morgan there was an HSW and two WSW's, but I don't like to stop too soon (often to my regret), so I kept going. On the way north A tall WSW waved at me at Kaighn Ave, but she didn't appeal, so I drove on, made my loop, and passed her again at around Jackson. She waved again; I drove on. At Morgan there was a tall thin blonde, whom I should have stopped for but didn't. I went back north and there was the first tall one, again, at Woodland. Man, she walks fast. This time I stopped, she got in, and after the usual prelims, we decided to find a motel, as I don't know the area as well as I used to, and it was broad daylight.

Signed in at the Budget on 168 in Audubon. They're fixing it up, and the room was pretty good for the price. After Deb (not the same Deb as in my last Camden post) had a shower, she got to work on me. She's about 40, not exactly beautiful, but has a tight body, bit of a belly, but no flab. Her oral technique is good, nice and slow. She complimented me in many ways. After a much needed (by me) FS, I gave her two Jacks and she was very happy. Me, too. No digits, but said she's usually out on Sat am.

By the way, I've never been to an AMP; am I really missing something?

HP

Houston Fan

07-18-05, 11:24

High,

AMPs are hit or miss but you can usually get a good massage and the rest is YMMV. Be prepare to pay $50-$60 door fee plus a tip for service. FS usually starts at $100 & up, depending on the girl so it's a lot more than SW.

Geronimo74

07-18-05, 17:16

I went there on a fri night around 9pm and it seemed like they were closed. Noone answerd the doorbell. I rang twice. Din't see any lights. I thoiught they were shut down already. Maybe I went to the wrong door. Piper can you PM me more detailed directions.

Geronimo74

Well I checked out the European massage near Lone Star. It was nice for a change up girl was an 8-9 and the job was a 3-4 I actually said thanks and got up after i was finished. The girl was eastern European cute and young. At least the AMP’s act like they are into it. they were the same price wise 60 for the massage left a 20 tip.

My opinion nice once in awhile but not good for the regulars.

Piper

ElMaster

07-18-05, 18:49

Well I checked out the European massage near Lone Star. It was nice for a change up girl was an 8-9 and the job was a 3-4 I actually said thanks and got up after i was finished. The girl was eastern European cute and young. At least the AMP’s act like they are into it. they were the same price wise 60 for the massage left a 20 tip.

My opinion nice once in awhile but not good for the regulars.

PiperSorry to hear about your experience, Piper. Sadly enough, that's not very unusual with the European MPs. You gotta agree, the girls are very hot, but sometimes you want more than just looks ( at least in my case, sometimes I just want a smoking hot girl to put her hands on me ).

I wanted to go to that RMP in Voorhees, but that's about 45mins from where I live, at least now I know what the deal is there.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

Elm

Cyberbrewer

07-25-05, 00:25

Finally made it here. The place is hidden in plain sight in a small business park. Was met at the door by a 40 something mamasan. Lisa or Sue - I can't remember. It seems the place must have been busy when I got there. It was 5PM on a Tuesday. Mamasan asked if I would mind waiting 20 minutes. She took my .60 and set me up in a very nice sauna with a few Playboy magazines. After 20 minutes I was presented with a tiny 35ish provider. Her name sounds like "Ian". I know I have this wrong, but after two attempts at trying to get her name right, I gave up.

I opted for a TS and was brought to a room with a tiled shower with a tiled ledge. There was a plastic mat on the ledge. The shower was in the same room as the washer and drier. I wasn't comfortable on the ledge. She tried to make me clean my own cock. A put her hand on it and she giggled and cleaned it for me. This must have been some kind of test.

After going back to the room, nice big table, I noticed there was still some soap on my ass. She could have done a better job on this. She tried to cover me twice with a towel before beginning. I prefer no towel. She gave a pretty good massage. I like it when they do the bulk of the massaging while climbing all over me. Plus, she couldn't have weighed more than 95 pounds.

After the massage she started the tickling, I had to put her hand on my balls and she started to stroke them from behind all while blowing on my asshole. After the flip I told her to get the oil and she finished me.

She left to get a hot towel and came back with the very talkative Mamasan who asked if I had a good time. The whole time I was talking to the Mamasan, Ian was wiping my cock down with the hot towel. Mamasan was surprised when I said it was my first time at her MP. I told her it was nice and I would return and recomend it to my friends (that's you).

Upon leaving, I noticed that I was shortchanged on the time. From TS to tip the whole thing took about 50 minutes.

.6 + .2 = .8

looks - 7
attitude - 7

I'll probably go back

cyberbrewer

LuvumBare

07-29-05, 10:04

I saw an Accupuncture/Arometherapy joint at this location while I was going to the shore. No being alone in the car, I did not stop. There were 3 cars in front - all rather new.

The loaction is in the trees on the south side of 73. I am guessing it is about 12 - 14 mile before the AC Expressway.

Anyone have any details?

'bare

Cyberbrewer

07-29-05, 23:54

Been there. It's just before Mr. Bills. Only about 5 miles west of the expressway. A typical rub and tug. Unfortunatly my provider was about 45 years old. Big boobs though

.60 + .20

LuvumBare

08-22-05, 11:21

From the Okinawa board:

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'bare

Bonby

08-22-05, 16:25

Went there for some "therapy" last week and it was real busy on a weeknight. I think it was Thursday.

Walked in and was met by the mamasan who made me wait fifteen minutes for the TS. But the TS was real good anyway and we went back for the massage. She went straight to business and sent me on my way with a great big handshake. I was not happy with no real massage, but I guess they were so busy that the mamasan had to take me. So a half and half experience in the end. Maybe I'll try a new place next time.

+Bonby+

LuvumBare

08-22-05, 21:48

Bonby,

Give Sunny a try. No real beauties but a good massage and TS. Never unhappy at the end. .6 house. Tip as you please. No tip required.

They have a frequent flyer program. 10 gets you a freebie.
Ask for YuLi and tell her you are a friend of #5.

Bare

Bonby

08-24-05, 13:31

Thanks Luvum. I've been there and have had a good experience with penny. But I'll take your advice and drop bye.

Bonby

Geronimo74

08-29-05, 10:58

I heard kabuki is under new mgmt. Anybody verify this? New girls?

Geronimo74

Bonby

08-30-05, 00:05

I think its the same mamasan thats been there for a while. Nothing seems changed too me!

Bon

Cyberbrewer

09-01-05, 00:34

Another visit to "Physical Therapy Care" in Vorhees. (See my previous post in this thread)

Was greeted by a very tiny and cute Tanya. She took my .6 and gave me a no frills TS.

Made me wait in the room for a few minutes came in and started to massage. She wasn't doing a very good job, then after 5 minutes mentioned that my girl would be in in a few minutes. They were busy and she was just helping out. Her English was very good for a provider so I figuered that she must be a little higher up the food chain.

She asked me quite a few questions. "Had I ever been there before? Who was I with? How often do I come? Where else do I go?" It was friggin' 20 questions . . .

She told me that Vorhees was getting ready to pass a MP law forbiding massages from the opposite sex. Can you believe that? There must be a homo mayor in Vorhees.

After a few more questions and a few more shoulder rubs she left again for a few more minutes and came gack with Kim. An older, much less attractive provider. I felt bad, but I had to ask for someone else. After a few minutes (alone again) Hanna walked in. Not as hot as Tanya, but still very nice.

Hanna gave a real massage, then finished me with a nice oil HJ.

I probably lost about 10 minutes in wait time off of my hour. Bad business if you ask me.

.6 + .2 = .8

I think I'll try someplace else next time. Maybe that other Vorhees AMP near the speedline that Geronimo mentioned on a previous report.

cyberbrewer

LuvumBare

09-08-05, 15:14

The folks at Sunny in Lumberton have opened a second venue:

Fortune
20A Juliustown Rd. (Rt. 530)
Browns Mills - Pemberton

It is too far for me but it may be close to someone else.
Who's going to TOFTT?

'bare

Geronimo74

09-20-05, 00:55

Was at the AMP near the speedline the other day. Not a good experience. My masseus was Sunny. The new thing at this amp was that they all wear a uniform now. Not a sexy one at all. Looks like there trying to straighten them,sleves out. Horrible session. Horrible Massage. Rushed HR. Just was not happy. I hope uniforms aren't becoming a norm around here. Need to find some independant masseus.

Geronimo74

Cyberbrewer

09-26-05, 00:33

What a concept. Sorry to hear of your experience. I know that this used to be your favorite place in South Jersey. Hopefully the uniform thing has something to do with re-licencing or something.

Did you hear anything about the law that restricts f/m massages? I heard (from a provider) that it might happen on Vorhees. I'm wondering if the uniform thing could have something to do with that?

cyberbrewer

PS good luck locating a private provider, I'd love to hear that story.

Shotdashrf

10-01-05, 10:05

LuvumBare,

Thanks 'bare!! I wish I could find a spot like that and a girl like her!!

Dem Gnomes

10-01-05, 19:04

Wasn't there a girl called "Betty_SNJ" or "Betty_SJ" or something posting for south jersey on the escort boards a couple of years back? Anyone try her?

Davey1965

10-03-05, 06:44

Wasn't there a girl called "Betty_SNJ" or "Betty_SJ" or something posting for south jersey on the escort boards a couple of years back? Anyone try her?

She's still out there posting. Tried her a myself a few years back after all the hype on the Doggie about her. Very dissapointed; she's much, much larger than she appears in her photos and even though a nice lady, just way too old and way too fat (I mean very large) to be paying 200 for a BJ. Think that was one of the last times I believed everything I read on that board.

From my experiences most fat women do give good head and if that's your style they are very easy to get at any club for free, why waste two big ones.

L Knit

10-03-05, 09:10

Heading to Berlin NJ. this Friday around lunch time. Any info for a f/s amp or private amp would be appreciated. Thanks.

Dem Gnomes

10-03-05, 22:38

She's still out there posting. Tried her a myself a few years back after all the hype on the Doggie about her. Very dissapointed.

Why waste two big ones.So much for local providers, eh?

LuvumBare

10-07-05, 15:11

L Knit,

Soory not to see this sooner.

Good AMP on Rt. 73 South. Just before Berlin.

On the right at the entrance for Kresson Golf Course.

Relax Therapy 0 I think,

Standard deal .6 house - tip to girl happy ending

'bare

Cyberbrewer

10-28-05, 23:50

This place is in Turnersville, on 42 South, just before the Lowes/Target intersection.

Was given Mimi, a chubby 30 something provider. I might have had her before, can't remember (my 41 year old mind is starting to leak).

Anyway, first the TS. Nice attention to the monster, got him started. Back to the room. Good massage first dry then with oil. Then the tickle part. Then a 5 minute - from behind: ass crack, grundle, balls, and shaft tickle. Very nice. After the flip I asked her to take the shirt off - she pretended to not understand what I was saying. I got a nice oil hand release, clean-up, and front massage.

I gave her .2 as a tip and she tried to tell me I should give her .4 for the tip. I mean, what the fu*k? We didn't negotiate anything?? A .4 tip would make it $ total? For another .6 I could go to CH2 for the real thing, right?

I mumbled you girls and the money -or something like that- and left. I think she said cheap, maybe - I dunno.

All in all it was OK until the end, I was stoned too - but the whole deal still pissed me off.

.6 + .2 = .8 for a talented rub and tug from a greedy Korean chubby chick.

cyberbrewer

Tagman

11-06-05, 14:21

Went to Lawrenceville AMP today. The mamasan with the red hair is back, tried to get her to do "massage", she said no, she was too busy, girl coming soon, could not wait, so I left.

Two weeks ago they had two younger girls, nice bods, had a taller girl nice massage and very slow HJ, left happy.

Has anyone had any luck with the red haied mamasan, I'd like to go back for some of that.

Bonby

11-10-05, 14:12

I've gotten Cyber's Mimi twice now. She's a nice girl and does her job very well. The massage is great and all of the rest is very good to. She makes the TS well worth the cold room. Just remember that when they ask if its ok to touch say YES!

Since I usually get some extras, nothing to write home about but at least a little tour, I usually tip a little more then my two cents, usually three or four. If I were getting a massage at a spa it would cost a lot more and I have no problem donating to help these hard working gals out. I undertand Cyber's point, and sometimes it makes sense to go FS and just upgrade a little.

I'm ready to try another place. Geronomo mentioned SAT as a good one. Has anyone been recently?

++Bon++

Cyberbrewer

11-13-05, 01:41

Where is it? Is it an AMP?

I'm probably just going back to the place on 168 in Turnersville, Super Acupressure, I think. Best service I've had in a while from a SJ AMP. Anyhow, if you have more info on SAT . . .

cyberbrewer

Cyberbrewer

11-13-05, 01:45

I just RTFF and realized SAT was "Super Accupressure Therapy". Time to go to sleep.

cyberbrewer

Geronimo74

11-20-05, 04:45

I read kabuki is under new mgmt. Anyone been there lately. I'm heding out to Allentown for work monday. I hope to visit a place I went t before in bethlehem. All white girls. had a great time. Only a rub and tug then but this time I'll be looking for more.

geronimo74

Tagman

11-21-05, 02:02

Went to Lawrenceville AMP Sunday. Decent massage but NO EXTRAS, red haired mamasan there again, but she won't budge, says she does'nt do massage. Is it just me? Has anyone gotten the red haired one to give a massage or EXTRAS? About ready to write this place off, but kind of hot for red head. Any suggestions? HELP!

Bonby

11-21-05, 11:07

Geronimo

I've been to Kabuiki a few times in the last month and haven't seen any new management there. It looks like the same mamasan Elizabeth (?) whose been there for a while. They have been wearing some kind of standard uniform for a while though which is a light blue shirt over black stretch pants. Not the most attractive and it makes it harder to remember who you had the last time. For sure, YMMV there and I know some people who didn't get anything except a little tickling on the stomach and a thank you for coming.

Why does new managment matter?

Bonby

LuvumBare

11-22-05, 11:30

I made a couple of CD's and gave them to mamasan as a training film.

Fast forward past the first 15 minutes

http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1Q0MM26LD15610UXT368MMPJWM

Luva Rub

11-23-05, 13:17

New to scene, work in Central Jersey. Where is the MP in Lawrenceville? Any help is appreciated.

OK place in Wrightstown spanish employees.

typical .6 + ?? depending on the girl.

Geronimo74

11-24-05, 21:22

SPanish employees? 1-10? Where is wrightstown? Have a address?

Geronimo74

New to scene, work in Central Jersey. Where is the MP in Lawrenceville? Any help is appreciated.

OK place in Wrightstown spanish employees.

typical .6 + ?? depending on the girl.

Cyberbrewer

12-07-05, 23:36

In Turnersville, on 168, Northbound just after the exit off 42.

Had Yumi this time, an older (48??), well kept provider. She had the skills to deliver exactly what I was looking for. What I always look for. A great massage with a happy ending.

What else is there for a bored, otherwise, happily married man . . . . right?

The mamasan is fantastic. She always comes in during the massage, gives you a few rubs, tells you to come back often, and leaves.

The price is right, and the providers are OK.

The only negative is the shower. It's on a ledge, not a table. I hate that.

The sauna is fantastic. They have a great Playboy selection.

.6 + .2 = .8

Enjoy

cyberbrewer