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Richard Cephal
01-10-05, 01:34
I know that all of these spots on Lake Street are flagged as jack shacks, but has anyone ever been inside the Pirate's Cove. It looks to be a strip club on Lake Street. Any luck with takeout from any ladies there?
RC-
Pirates is a shitty little hell hole with a great personality. Basically, ave/OK girls (a couple cuteys) on a small stage and walking around in lingerie. Some see-through, some not. Will solicit tip from you as thgey wander around. ($1.00 tip OK) Very laid back and cool environment, but aweful place to look at.
Mike
Roselle Spa on Roselle Road, between Higgins and Golf, is a little massage parlour beneath a dentist office in Hoffman Estates. A one hour massage with a shower is $70. May, a decent looking slim chinese girl gave me a pretty lame massage and then told me $60 to "take care of me", which she did with a hurried HJ for $60 more.
Too much, for too poor a service. But if you're desperate, it's an option.
Dothan is right on the service. But the location of the office building is just north of Golf rd. Between Golf and the highway. On the west side of the street in the building with the dentist office upstairs. Spa is in the lower (basement) level. Saw Sara there a couple weeks ago. OK session. When I asked for more than HJ, she asked if I brought rubber. So, next time I will bring wrapper, and see what I can get. Sara is just average, but nice rack. Also for those who care, it only has a stand up shower. It's big, but so far, no assistance with shower available. Paid $40.00 for HJ.
It looks like alot of the jack shacks are closed. debby doese lake street is empty and it looks like risque and one in a million are bolth closed. Finaly we may have gotten the word out.
I stopped by Risque on Friday night. I went in to talk with the girls. When I could not get a straight answer from any of them, I was glad I RTFF. In South Carolina, we have $$$ full service aromatherapy spas and this is what I expected here. The girl wanted as much as $$$$$$ and said we could have a good time. For that kind of money, I can hire an escort and have a great time for several hours.
After Captain 5's post, I figured now is as good a time as any to repost one of my posts from last year. Here goes...
Just thought I would post this. I found this on another board and it's about a girl named Sindee at Debbie's Place (formerly Spa 20) on Lake Street in Roselle. Actually, the name of the place is insignificant. Whether it's this place, any other place in Roselle, anything related to Playtime Chicago, or just about any of the other American places in the Chicago area, the story's the same.
I got sindee off the website..she was easily the hottest of all the girls, however she SUCKED. she kept saying come in the back, pay the $65 dollars and I will take care of you ..she said for full service it would be $500..and i was more than willing, so I paid it. She was terrible. GOD AWEFUL. She charged my credit card and then ripped me off..she wouldn't take off her top and said that full service was me pleasuring myself. She wouldn't let me touch anything (keep in mind she had a bikini on the whole time) and even made me take a picture of her since she claimed it was a modeling shop which is obviously a cover. I told her that her definition of full service and mine were very different, but she had my money and didn't give a damn. I left very very unhappy since it was a long drive from downtown to chicago to the establishment. They had other girls there at this fake ***** house but I would NOT reccomend it at all..all they do is claim to give you a massage and full service but the whole thing is a hoax! STAY AWAY!!!
The moral of the story; for Pete's sake, don't believe the "Full Service" line. Now you've got it right from one of these c*nts' mouths. $500 for self-service...and not even nude! Guys, please stay away from these places!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George W. Bush
06-10-05, 20:55
Cap, congrats on walking out of there with your wallet intact! As the saying goes, if it sounds too good to be true...And it obviously did. If they advertise on billboards or have heavily advertised web sites, you ain't getting jack shit.
PussyPoker
07-19-05, 19:28
I went to see my new best friend May. As reported they have a stand up shower. She said toe city would not ok a table shower. Found out that she worked a the old Vip in Skokie. A named a few names and she told me were they are working. (Nana, cici, Suji). Had a naie massage and a wounderful ending.
I didn't have such luck at Spa Roselle. A few weeks back I saw who the mamasan called Kandi, although she told me her name was Jane. The massage was very good and a little walk on the back. On the flip she went right to the regular massage, not a good sign. When finished I said I needed a little more effort but she said "I don't do that, sorry." Figuring better luck next time I went back a week ago and saw May. Although she is very cute and has a nice body, the massage was very sub par and no extras offered. She says "I don't touch". Oh well.
I went to Spa Roselle a little while back and the mamasan was outside. I indicated I was going in for a massage.
She stated that the girls had gone to church. This was mid-afternoon on a Saturday.
I decided to come back a different time, and when I did not get the girl's name, but she said they do not do "that" here.
Maybe upon repeat visits.
Early in my mongering career, first experience actually; I had the misfortune of going here.
Basically it is a $300 or whatever they can get out of you to take care of yourself. The girls are hot, and they will take their clothes off.
There is almost no touching of her though. It's been said before, Roselle/Lake st. is a total ripoff.
Damn!!! I almost didn't find this place. It's good to see some of the old guys still around. I see some things have changed, though. I hope my friend Jackson can hold off on charging you guys for this forum.
I've been retired from this hobby for a couple years now. It really ticks me off that some of these jackshacks have outlasted me. I popped my hobby cherry at one of these places, too. For cryin' out loud, don't help them stay in business. There's plenty of posts from guys who know what they're all about. I know I've got some rants of my own here somewhere.
If you have the urge to go to one of these jackshacks, you might consider stopping by the video rental store instead and then heading home. You can get lots of rentals of "Debbie Duz Dishes" for what you'd spend at one of those rip-off joints.
Take it easy, Gents.
Corndog #2
09-26-05, 17:34
Drove by Roselle Spa today, and noticed that under the name Roselle Spa, it said "aqua massage". What does that mean? I've seen no mention of this in previous reports.
Russmeister
09-26-05, 20:47
Drove by Roselle Spa today, and noticed that under the name Roselle Spa, it said "aqua massage". What does that mean? I've seen no mention of this in previous reports.I've never been to Roselle Spa, but I have seen aqua massage tables.
You lie face down on a massage table there is a top that comes down over you and water jets from the top massage you.
The ones I've seen are designed to be done fully clothed. You are covered by a thick plastic sheet.
I've been the Spa Roselle a few times and never noticed that on the signage. Nevertheless, I've never been offered anything close to resembling what I would even consider an 'aqua massage'. The last time I was there was perhaps a couple months ago, so maybe this is a new thing. Anyone else?
Was cruising down Lake St. and saw the bright blue sign for Blue "something"; didn't know if it was a strip joint or what. Went in and it is a modeling shop. Tried to pin them down but they were vague about services. As I left I met a girl coming in to work and talked with her for a couple of minutes. I told her that if she offered full service I'd go back in with her but she smiled and shrugged her shoulders. That was my answer, a jack shack. So I went to Zebulon and picked up a Gent's Pages and called some Chinese apartments. See Mt. Prospect.
Rockerrexxx
11-25-05, 18:04
Went to Suite Two weekend before last. If you are gonna rip someone off, the least you can do is be nice about it. All I can say is stay away from Candy. She is a decent looking smaller girl with dark hair, enhanced rack, a nice figure and a slightly annoying voice.
She talks way too much, asks way too many questions, and can't even give a decent massage. And, belive me, if all you are gonna get for two bills plus admission out of a place is a massage, it should at least be half way decent. She did try to help on the "self enduced ending" with some sound effects but I can get that from a porno for free. Then she throws a towel at me and says to come out and find her when I am finished. Good thing she got her $ up front.
Sometimes you don't get all you want when you go to a place like that, you kinda know that going in. I am never a jerk at those places, no matter what. The least I should be able to expect is the same.
Hell, No, but it was fun to see the girl's reaction when I asked.
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