2005 Archived Reports

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[Jasper Malloy]

...I'll say a little something.

You can check the 2004 reports for my related info, but here's the Cliff's Notes: First ever visit to Gunn - great massage, that's about it. Second visit to Gunn - very good massage, same lady, that's about it. Third visit to Gunn - good massage, same lady (polite, not friendly, older), that's about it. Wondered if anyone else worked there. Swore I wouldn't bother going back.

Fourth visit to Gunn - see above. Really swore I wouldn't go back unless I was looking for a good rubdown.

Which brings us to the near-present. Had a visit to Gunn a little while back, looking for a rubdown. Got the same lady as ever, but actually saw that someone else works there (younger). Met with success (!) - never would have guessed what this lady was hiding under that sweatshirt. Very nice sili-cones, and inch-long nipples. She was definitely equipped for the kind of AMP I was originally expecting. She gave me a rather thorough massage and worked out all the kinks. No complaints. Surprising, though.

I know there's a "getting to know you" phase, but that was ridiculous! And that time, I wasn't even looking for it! I had plans for that fifty cents! Argh!

[Carb]

Anyone had any experience at Megisspa in Norridge? They advertise in the Sun-Times along with the other spas & jack shacks. The website would tell you it is a real masssage parlor. May have to try it and hope to get a good massage like at Heavenly, if nothing else.

Carb

[Chi Guy]

The vast majority of posts, if not all, say that Megi's is totally legit. I've tried myself to no avail. Too bad, I wouldn't mind seeing more of the girl on their homepage.

Oh, and did I mention the $20 discount for law enforcement and senior citizens?

[George W. Bush]

Hmm, well the web site does say they offer Russian massage. Heh heh heh. They also list Honey Massage, alas no whipped cream massage :-( There's also Lymphatic drainage massage, I wonder what they stick where for that one?

[Vazooli]

Megi's is purely legit, but you can get a great massage there.

Called New Look a couple of days ago. Lady said they were not open, they "fixing up inside." I take that to mean that they are redecorating/renovating, something that the building certainlt needed. I hope it means that the services will be upgrade, too. I'll report if I have a chance to try it again when it reopens.

[Live Let Live]

Megi's Spa is completely legit.

Ron

[Chicago Biker]

Well I TOFTT, tried out Gunnison yesterday, and was really dissapointed. My girl was probably late 40, maybe early 50's. Nothing special with the massage, and the finish. Looks like I will have to travel out to the burbs, and check things out, after reviewing some helpful hints from other.

[Gooch]

Actually had a "no score" the other day. That hasn't happened to me for a while. It was with Lucy at Lisunia Spa. Nice massage though. lol. Lucy is tall, polish, dk blonde, thin, tight tummy, no tits, moderately cute. Who's the really thin girl with really long curly dark hair I saw there? I like!

[PittPanther]

As far as I can tell, Lisunia is completely legit.

[Gooch]

Pitt Panther,
My limited experience at Lisunia has been hit or miss. 1 for 3 actually. And the hit wasn't all that great. Just figured I'd give it one last try since I was in the neighborhood.

[MarkDavis1979]

Does any one have any info on where I can find Polish or Eastern European escorts in Chicago or massage parlors? I love the European girls. Kinda sick of the asian ones. I have lots of experience with other massage parlors in the city and with some craigs lists girls. I would love to swap details.

[PeoplesElbow]

'Nuff said.

[PeoplesElbow]

Maybe Mr. Reinsdorf can bring back the old VIP.

Unbelievable!

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You're always in there fighting,
And you do your best.
We're glad to have you
Out here in the Middle West.
We're gonna root-root-root-root White Sox,
And cheer you on to victory.
When we're in the stands,
We'll make those rafters ring;
All through the season,
You will hear us sing.
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Root-Root-Root for the White Sox,
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When we're in the stands,
We'll make those rafters ring;
All through the season,
You will hear us sing.
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Chicago's proud of you!
Play it now!
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[Bullshit]

Glad to see im not the only SOX on this board.

Go-Go White Sox!

[Chicago Biker]

Made a visit to Gunnison today, saw a new girl, Coco. Massage fair, no real extras available yet, she said it was her first day. Nice looking lips which I tried to get her to demonstrate, unfortunately that was a no go. But she did work out the kinks with her hand. And oh by the way, she has a great set of natural cans, maybe I can teach her some Russian.

[YoungHobber]

Made a visit to Gunnison today, saw a new girl, Coco. Massage fair, no real extras available yet, she said it was her first day. Nice looking lips which I tried to get her to demonstrate, unfortunately that was a no go. But she did work out the kinks with her hand. And oh by the way, she has a great set of natural cans, maybe I can teach her some Russian.ChiBiker,

Under their old regime I was able to receive favorable service without a problem... But since their new management has taken control, I have been there three times w/o a favorable result. Each time, i was friendly and forthcoming with a tip. End results were that I left dissastisfied, and made it known on upon leaving.

I am a regular at other various establishments in the locale. I have given up with Gunnison, but will continue to visit their competition.

I would be curious to see if your persistence is met with success!

Safe & Happy hunting
~YH

BTW- Rumor has it that the former GS mgmt is at another place within the city. Can that be confirmed?

[Chicago Biker]

As your past experience has shown, mine was the same. In the past much more was available, however, since the changes in management I have never been left high and dry, always received at least a hand to work out the kinks. As you, I have also visited other local competition, and unfortunately, have not struck the same pot of gold, as I experienced at Gunnison in the past. Happy Hunting, and stay safe.

P.S. I have no info about the managment moving to another local location, however if you get word, please past it on.

[Gooch]

Does Gunnison still feature a self-service shower?

Kimberly is supposedly at Pine spa in Mundelien. Haven't heard about anybody else. It's still burned in my memory, several years ago, you could often hear somebody else in another room banging away, ass cheeks & thighs slapping together. It's funny, I can remember when we first discovered Gunnison, everyone was going there, but we were talking about how the older places were so much better. Now here we are reminiscing about Gunnison. Maybe I've been in the hobby for too long?

[Chicago Biker]

"Does Gunnison still feature a self-service shower?"

Yes is the simple answer to that. Your refer to Kim, is she the one with fake cans, but great nipples, if so, I may have to take a road trip, she would be worth it in my opinion.

Happy Hunting

[Gooch]

C Biker,
Yep, fake cans, spiked hair, hard body, that's her.

[PeoplesElbow]

Merry Christmas to all!

Peace on Earth and Good Will to All!