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John Wayne
01-03-05, 21:24
Hi guys,

I am headed down to the Cocoa area from not so Hotlanta. As I have family in the area, I am familar with most of the fun spots from previous visits. It does look like LE is getting worse from the posts, but hopefully I can still have fun at my usual places, playmates and lidos.

Diverr

Jammer
01-12-05, 05:13
Managed to find a 22yo brunette WSW named Jessica last night. $20 purchased a fine, slow, juicy BBBJTC from this slightly-overweight girl, who seems to be in the downtown area for the foreseeable future (no car). Treat her nicely, she's talented.

Jammer99

Tinman45
01-12-05, 19:42
Managed to find a 22yo brunette WSW named Jessica last night. $20 purchased a fine, slow, juicy BBBJTC from this slightly-overweight girl, who seems to be in the downtown area for the foreseeable future (no car). Treat her nicely, she's talented.

Jammer99Jammer, is this downtown Melbourne?

Thanks,

Tin.

Jammer
01-14-05, 09:10
Jammer, is this downtown Melbourne?

Thanks,

Tin.Downtown Melbourne across the street from Super 8 Motel.

There's another one about, saw her last night but she was with a friend and I wasn't in the mood to try and separate them for some fun so I moved on.

Jammer99

FL Wingman
02-07-05, 11:25
I had a nice time there the girla are very accomidatine for the right tip. Though they are not as bent on protection as would be nice.

FL Wingman

Bleach
02-21-05, 08:50
Went to Playmates and really enjoyed the place. Some dancers were not so hot, others were. Lap dance was all I needed!

Bubbaneedsit
02-27-05, 10:17
Isn't life grand now that the forum is back up and running?!?

Had the chance to visit with several ladies working out of their rooms in the back of the Ramada on US1 in Melbourne this past week. Notice the plurals on both the ladies and the rooms. Just take a drive through, someone will catch your eye. I'm sure it won't be too long before hotal guests complain loud enough to attract Uncle Leo so don't wait too long on this one. Try daytime when most people are gone for the day. There are some nice finds here!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

John in Tampa
03-06-05, 02:05
Hi,

I am from out of town and wondered if I could get a few suggestions.

I have heard about Playmates - where is it?

Are there any AMPs of merit?

Does anhyone have any digits for a candidate that would visit me in my hotel without a huge price tag?

Thanks.

If you woulkd rather e-me that's cool.

I appreciate your help.

Overtime
03-08-05, 00:48
In eight years I have not seen the amount of cops patrolling US1 between Palm Bay Rd. up to Hibiscus. Ever since the first of the year, maybe due to the new Sheriff, this has been the case. I'll see an occasional crack *****, and three minutes later there's a cop car coming down the road or parked at the next intersection. I've seen some good looking women out there too, for example, near the 192 intersection or up by the white motel, but I'm honestly very sceptical of their authenticity. Let's just hope all this crap blows over. I hope I can predict that the budget will eventually run out on this useless and wasteful LE presence.

Bubbaneedsit
03-08-05, 16:46
I found Terry (42 yoa, wsw) walking along US1 north of Aurora a few afternoons ago. Very pleasant, non-rushed service...jackson for BBBJCIM or could've gone two for it all. Good skills. Her recent pic can be found on the state website. I've seen her around several times...must live close by.

On another note...in my opinion (which may be considered worthless by some) Uncle Leo doesn't seem any more active than the norm. The new sheriff wouldn't have an effect as the areas descibed in the previous post are within city limits. I also see plenty of ladies, not to mention gentlemen that are quicker than I am to make the turnaround. Post some helpful info guys...if I'm late to the dance I'd at least like to read about it the next day!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
03-10-05, 16:04
Just got this announcement in the email from the City of Melbourne...

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City Is to Receive Comments on Soup Kitchen and Zoning Code Revision

Two upcoming meetings will solicit public comment on different topics. One meeting will focus on operations of a soup kitchen near downtown Melbourne, and the other will allow discussion of a planned revision to the municipal zoning codes that guide development activities.

A public hearing is scheduled for 6 p.m. on Monday, March 14, at City Hall on the topic of the Daily Bread Soup Kitchen. Representatives of the soup kitchen are expected to attend, along with residents and property owners who live near the operation. The kitchen, which provides meals at no cost, is located at 815 E. Fee Avenue.

Cindy Dittmer, the City‚s Director of Planning and Economic Development, explained that the public hearing is being held to gather information about the kitchen‚s operation and impacts on the community. Residents of the area near the kitchen and property owners recently appeared before the City Council to express concerns about negative impacts on the area.

„This is a follow-up to the concerns that were expressed to City Council,‰ Dittmer said. The hearing will result in a report going to the City Council regarding operations of the kitchen and consistency with terms of a zoning approval that allowed the kitchen to open in 1992.

The second meeting is a public workshop to be held from 6 to 8 p.m. on Tuesday, March 15, at City Hall to discuss plans to update zoning codes.

(Therefore, I snipped it!) ;)

Anyway, the Daily Bread's parking lot had a shooting a while back (it
had NOTHING to do with providers/hobbyists, of course!) so it's likely
to be a waste of time going out there and yammering about how it's a
good idea to feed the hungry even though the "negative impacts" have
been around since before the Fee Avenue Daily Bread even opened...
Anyway, 6PM, Monday, City Hall (which is right around the corner) so
go if you can. I might...
Jammer99

(A newly SENIOR member! WooHoo! Thanks, Jackson!!)

Jammer
03-13-05, 20:03
Saw her, thought she was a bit TOO hot for the area so I delayed for a while, and wouldn't ya know it, some other monger scoops her up. She was wearing a skimpy (obvious) black outfit, which also made me suspicious, but no uncle LEO on the loose afterwards, so it musta been real. Oh well...Better safe than sorry. Keep the Brevard reports coming, guys, and if that was one of you, how was she???
Jammer99

Dave67
03-16-05, 11:32
Been running the whole circuit, most mornings 7-8 am, and mid day, not seeing much moving,and fewer I'd pick up. Picked up one Sunday that all I could do was try to figure out how to get out of the car! Knew I was in trouble as soon as she got in and started cleaning between her toes! Time to see Doc about new script. Most of my regulars show on the BCSO page as present and accounted for. Has business relocated?

Jammer
03-17-05, 11:04
Been running the whole circuit, most mornings 7-8 am, and mid day, not seeing much moving,and fewer I'd pick up.
...
. Has business relocated?


I *think* it's residual BikeWeek effects along with pretty heavy LEO presence. Anyway, I'm going to explore a stripclub tonight, because I agree, the selection has gone downhill lately. I might even be forced back to "Paradise" (which pays-off the local piggies to remain around, so it scares the hell outta me).
Jammer99

Bubbaneedsit
03-18-05, 09:46
I came across Tiley, a 27 yoa WSW, strolling along Eau Gallie Blvd near US1 a few days ago. Her mug is on the state page but she's much cuter in person. She is heavy, but as you gentleman have previously posted...its slow out there; and I needed some stress relief. I gotta tell ya, the jackson for her BBBJCIM was money well spent. Nice service including going deep and slurp'in. She definitely gets into her work. She was ready for more, but I wasn't. Keep her in mind for a slow day.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
03-20-05, 02:16
Cruised North and South tonight, finally found "Linda" 2 blocks off US1 on University. Older redhead, something I would normally pass, but it's been dry. I was totally blown away. For a 3 face and a 5 body, I'd rate her a high 9 any time when it comes to playing the flute. I was so impressed, I gave her a bountiful donation, which she eagerly accepted. She also tells me that Neena is back in business. Says most providers are laying low as their Uncle has been visiting a lot more than they'd like.

I also had the opportunity to observe a monger in action. To the dude driving the big silver and blue or dark gray truck, Jeez! You couldn't be any more obvious if you had a strobe light going, and a bull horn blaring "Will Pay for Pu**y!" Slow down, relax, it'll be okay! Watched him do a donut throught the Citgo, then another one in front of Dunkin Donuts 20 seconds later. At that rate he couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse if he was carrying a bushel of bananas!

Bubbaneedsit
03-20-05, 20:53
Gentlemen,

I found out this weekend that the turks that own Playmates in Cocoa are the new owners of the old mobile home on 520 which is now Wiggles. A few of the girls have moved over to their new purchase, and are offering the same services (with a LOT less privacy...and I thought Playmates was nerve racking) without the house fee. I can't believe that the management could possibly be unaware what's going on; I think they're holding off until they construct some vip booths. I've also been told (although no verification at this time) that they are the ones behind the new club opening up in Melbourne out by the adult shop...and it will be a "Playmates" type of establishment. Time will tell. Anyways, for those brave souls amoung you that enjoy a thrill, hit Wiggles early in the day.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
03-21-05, 22:48
Saw Misty Bentley and Mary Tracy un US 1 today. Misty has gained some weight but Mary looks about the same, both were looking for work by The little Grocery.

John Wayne
03-23-05, 00:15
Stopped off at lidos for some nice friction dances with Sally and Mariah. Mariah is by far the better of the two. On the way back to the hotel driving up us1 from 520, i picked up kelly?, a thirtysomething slim blonde for a BBBJCIM for a jackson. She hangs out at the Chevron near 520. She is from MA so the LEOs don't know her, or so she says.

Diver

In the Game
03-25-05, 00:36
Outstanding!

Thanks for the update.


Gentlemen,

I found out this weekend that the turks that own Playmates in Cocoa are the new owners of the old mobile home on 520 which is now Wiggles. A few of the girls have moved over to their new purchase, and are offering the same services (with a LOT less privacy...and I thought Playmates was nerve racking) without the house fee. I can't believe that the management could possibly be unaware what's going on; I think they're holding off until they construct some vip booths. I've also been told (although no verification at this time) that they are the ones behind the new club opening up in Melbourne out by the adult shop...and it will be a "Playmates" type of establishment. Time will tell. Anyways, for those brave souls amoung you that enjoy a thrill, hit Wiggles early in the day.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
03-26-05, 08:06
Well, it seems as if the bugs have all been worked out (thanks Jackson!!) And I couldn’t be more happier as the system has “lost” a few of my reports lately. This latest loss was just a few hours before the switch to USAguide was launched so its still fresh enough in my mind to bang out another copy.

I’d seen a really hot young WSW making the stroll through the BK parking lot in Melbourne with her African American “boyfriend” for a couple of afternoons. Finally on one such occasion her had lengthened her leash a bit where I felt comfortable approaching her. She immediately jumped into my car. The day was looking up!

She said her name was Kristan. She was a lean (but not crack skinny) 19 yoa WSW with brown hair a great laugh which showed itself often. She did have a small tatto (of the homemade variety on the side of her neck...but I knew I could overlook this one flaw.) She showed me her perky A cup breasts and her trimmed kitty...both of which met my approval. She said it was important to lean over and show the little Lincoln Man some attention to prove I wasn’t the law. (Who am I to deprive such a beautiful creature from feeling comfortable with her surroundings?) We moved on to find accommodations...boy was this going to be fun!

Well gentlemen, that’s when things went downhill. This is why I prefer the slightly worn, older, more experienced SWs. These young hotties always seem to think that their looks alone are enough. Her bbbj was ok at best. She did not allow for a gynecological exam. (I didn’t even attempt a rectal.) Within thirty seconds she was asking if this was going to take long. At the first sign of the outcome she dashed away proclaiming that’s gross and icky. I definitely am never happy when I’m wrapping up the job myself and get stuck with the cleanup. Perhaps if I had opted for a covered full service things would’ve been better, but more than likely she would have been just rolling her eyes counting the minutes.

YMMV, and you may just have to give it your own try...but I would recommend against it. If you wish, I’m sure you can find her at the BK any afternoon as I have seen her there again since...always with the SO. She told me as she was leaving her real name is Brianna. (I couldn’t find her on any of the state pages...she must not have a bust to her credit yet.) She loves the attention and is fun until you get down to business. Then she is all serious about the work which she obviously doesn’t enjoy.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

John Wayne
03-29-05, 01:31
I was in cheaters as I was staying right next door and got a dance from a tall slim lady who may have had some latin or black in her. Her name starts with a V and senior members may PM for her name but she stated she does do escorts. I took her up on this and had a very nice time. Start bbbj, then covered and all the positions. Very tight. 7 attitude, 9 body and face, 8 service all for one bennie.

Diver

Jammer
03-30-05, 11:46
I have been scouting around the ol BK for Lincoln Man's little treasure with the 9 body and the lousy attitude, but all I've seen is the well-worn (too-worn) usual lurker, who is getting increasingly-scary-looking. Any others have luck on some younger action, maybe? Thanks.

Jammer

John Wayne
04-03-05, 17:57
Had some fun my final day in Cocoa beach (april 1). Went over to the Palm tree and got a nice massage and HJ for 80.. Never did go by playmates as having fun with the clock running like that takes the fun out of it. Did have some nice friction dances at Lidos again. What a bargain. You guys get a lap dance for what a table no touching dance costs in atlanta and the gals are so much friendlier. One even had drinks with me at the pier one nite. I really hated to leave, but one has to make the bucks to have fun. Thanks guy, till next time.

Diver

J Man
04-04-05, 13:37
Was in Melbourne last week and spotted a cute dark haired skinny WSW. She was walking up the side street across from the Super-8. By the time I fought my way thru the 80 year old snowbirds she was gone. Trolled fro a while but she never resurfaced. Typical ho hunting. Anyone ever connect with this one?

Bubbaneedsit
04-05-05, 17:43
Yesterday while driving south on US1 in Melbourne I came across no less than six WSWs and one BSW walking north; just about to the bridge near New Haven. Most; if not all, gave me “the look.” This was not a sting, they were for real. I recognized two from previous encounters in the past. This was shortly after 4:30 in the afternoon. I believe this to be the time of day when everyone is brought back to the daily labor center. They were obviously interested in some side work. Its been so dry lately (as you can see from my lack of posts) that I got carried away and did the rookie monger u-turn across all six lanes of traffic (during rush hour no less...yes I know I’m a moron). This attracted the attention of Uncle Leo who happened to be traveling in the other direction. Needless to say I couldn’t stop, but I will be back to this same time, same channel again soon!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
04-05-05, 20:39
Was in Melbourne last week and spotted a cute dark haired skinny WSW. She was walking up the side street across from the Super-8. By the time I fought my way thru the 80 year old snowbirds she was gone. Trolled fro a while but she never resurfaced. Typical ho hunting. Anyone ever connect with this one?Kinda hard to say from the description J Man, but if you can give any more details, I'll be happy to try. About how old was she, how long was the hair, Straight or curly, the time of day any thing particular about her or her walk? A lot of the providers have been locked up lately, so it's kinda hard to tell who you might be referring to. We get a lot of transient talent. If you wanna PM me, I'll try to see if I can place her.

Bubbaneedsit
04-06-05, 22:14
I had the pleasure of meeting Linda, a 46 yoa WSW, this morning. I first saw her rounding the corner of University onto US1 (Melbourne) haeding north, just after 6 a.m. I haven’t had time to get back to the "fish in the barrel", so desperate times call for desperate measures. OK... it was still fairly dark out with the time change so I didn’t realize her age at first. She has maintained a wonderful slim (but not crack skinny) figure. She was wearing a plaid short lengthed dress with a dark colored sweater. (It was a still cool out.) She has shoulder length red hair with small (A cups most likely, I left them in the bra for the duration) breasts. When she eagerly hopped in the car I could see the age on her face (I say age as opposed to mileage...yes, there is a difference). I went ahead with the plan as she seemed very pleasant; seemed to have just exited the shower and smelled wonderful.

As we got acquainted she was extremely polite. She asked if perhaps we could trade a jackson for a lesson in french. I think if I’d wanted I could’ve bargained down, but I genuinely enjoyed her company thus far. She slid out of her purple panties and showed me her neatly trimmed kitty. She thought I may want to pet the kitty during the lesson and wanted to make it as easy as possible. She wasn’t the best ever, but she knows her stuff. For those that want to try her for full service (before everyone berates me, I’m aware that ALL of you whether you are willing to admit it or not has done someone like this under the cover of darkness hoping that no one notices) I can tell you that it was a challenge just to slip in one digit. This kitty has not been properly serviced lately. She was a good girl and made sure the task was finished to completion.

She doesn’t have digits but told me she lives just up University and walks this route every morning. If you can’t make it out in the afternoon, she’s a safe bet to keep in reserve. I couldn’t find her picture on any of the state sites, I guess she’s stayed out of trouble or moved here recently. She didn’t give me the impression she was in a hurry to get to the next fix, so perhaps she just supplements another income this way. Be safe out there gentlemen!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
04-07-05, 04:17
Lincoln, gotta agree with you on Linda, I had posted on her previousley, and she does do quite nicely in a pinch, and also fulfills your post shortly before about the higher mileage being a good thing, but unfortunately that isn't always true.

I met Susan B, a 43 year old provider, permed shoulder length strawberry blonde hair, about 5'6", watery blue eyes, and very enthusiastic from the moment she literally jumped in the car. I actually thought of your post when she jumped in, and couldn't have agreed more as she started her flute playing. Unfortunately, it was a very short lived performance. After 2 minutes, it was taking too long, and why do us guys always want to hear a full concert, can't we settle for a few notes and then hum the rest ourselves. Definitely a bummer of a show.

Back to Linda, I have a pretty good idea where she hangs, if you need to stop by and feed the cat. Just be careful while handling it.

And like you said before, all this is just a work of fiction for entertainment purposes only, and shouldn't be taken as anything that actually happened.

Jammer
04-07-05, 14:12
Maybe my standards are too-high, but I haven't stopped for anything lately. I do wish we had younger fare sometimes, as I've passed repeatedly on both these ladies. Oh well, back to the search!

Jammer99

Dave67
04-08-05, 08:38
Looking at the board this morning, there were 29 posts made this year and they were done by 11 people, yet they have been viewed over a thousand times. Either someone isn't sharing their creative works of fiction or those of us that are need to stop hitting refresh so much. Play fair! If you're gonna read, then write! It's the right thing to do. We'd all appreciate it more.

Bubbaneedsit
04-10-05, 02:16
Saw plenty to choose from Saturday afternoon in Melbourne...but time was too short to play. Thought I'd ask if anyone had seen this young BSW before. She was nicely dressed and knew she was getting appreciative looks from everyone including non-mongers. Don't worry she's not related to Uncle Leo. I watched her from the Bread to the Texaco on 1. Never got the opportunity to snap a pic from the front.

Also saw a tall, thin, small chested, blond, slender WSW, very young and very hot with the same "boyfriend" that the BK chick was with a few posts ago. I guess that means the 19 yo is probably locked up or gone home. How's this guy so lucky to snag another hottie? I tried to get a pic of her too, but it didn't turn out well. Didn't circle back around; she was drawing too much attention to herself trying to flag down cars. Must be new to the game.

Hopefully someone else posts in between Dave67 and I do again.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Hairball
04-11-05, 21:13
Mongers,

I was crusin US1 just past 192 last weekend and believe I found the Linda mentioned. Having pulled up to her from behind thought hey man you found yourself a winner as she looked real good from a distance. I got the look so swung around and she jumped in. She has a worn out looking face, enough to cause me to pass normally but the little head was driving so thought what the hell I have done worse ( I hate to admite). Once past the weather beaten face she has beautiful green eyes and slim figure, ok skinny, but smelled good with no Tuna fleet present. BBBJ no cim but good flute lesson. Needed a fix of some sort because she was jumpy and ravaged the Snickers bar found in my truck. I rarely do nite hunts anymore because what looks good after dark can be down right scary up close with the lights on so this was morning around 10am Saturday. I also checked out the area Big Member mentioned a few weeks back US1/520 Crystal Lake, Peach Tree and saw Fawna waving her arms like she is swimming down the street but Leo was everywhere and I chickened but will try again when back in the area. I go to Titusville fairly often and have had good luck on Main but have not seen any the last few times I went wats up wit dat? Also found myself back at the Sun Tree in Rockledge. Massage table shower always very enjoyable but can't get past just a Hj. Anyone ever went to Connections not too far north of there on US1? Looks like it may have potental.

Hairball

Dave67
04-12-05, 22:07
Was out last night at about 9:30 and saw Neena walking southbound on US1 across from BK. Didn't have time to stop,but she was looking good. Also saw a tall blond SW in Cocoa today off 520 about 2 blocks east of the Ford dealer. She looked pretty clean, but I wasn't sure if this was a regular area or not. Shoulder length dirty blond, about 5-8, and weight proportionate to height. She looked to be a "B" cup, and mid 20's. Might this be Fawna?

Bubbaneedsit
04-13-05, 07:02
Cruised through the fertile BK fishing grounds yesterday afternoon. I saw the BSW described in an earlier post sitting at an outside table with a monger...anyone want to post an action report?!? Then I came across another young hot WSW. Yes (Jammer), that's three in a week I believe in this general area. This one isn't with the same "boyfriend" although she does walk with a younger white guy.

She is HOT. She recently was a dancer out at the club on 192 in Melbourne. She's 22 yoa, slender, small A cup perkies, an ass to die for, shaved kitty. A very sweet girl; be nice to her if you come across her. Really too sweet to make it long out here long. Two jacksons for full service. I promised not to show the face, but nothing was said about the tattoo just above that beautiful ass. Picture yourself watching this thing move up and down in front of you! Perhaps those of you that get lap dances out at the club will recognize it.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
04-13-05, 10:48
... I came across another young hot WSW. Yes (Jammer), that's three in a week I believe in this general area. This one isn't with the same "boyfriend" although she does walk with a younger white guy.

She is HOT.
...
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.Any digits on this one (please!)? Why must I only see the scary-old
crows, anyway? I must not be livin' right! ;)

Jammer99

Bubbaneedsit
04-13-05, 18:05
Jammer,

Sorry no digits yet, she's yet to establish herself. Someone with more time and money will probably scoop her up for full time entertainment for a month or so. God how I wish it was me. I've seen her twice now and am trying to talk her into getting a regular room and cell so I can introduce her to select members. No such luck yet. And to reply to your PM...can't blame you, I was drooling at the time as well.

Dave67- Anywhere in the 95/520 is game, including the Ford dealer area. Wish I could find this Neena you always speak of...or perhaps I have seen her, not realized it and not stopped.

Hairball- Ran into Linda myself in broad daylight. Holy cow!!! How did I partake?? No wonder she was so tight on the finger! Wish you had found better at the Spa. I've always wanted to try it...but I also hate the fact that you have to park right in sight of US1 and walk in with everyone at that garage next to it watching you. Do you think the service varies between ladies or always just the hand shake?

My BSW pic has 150 hits. Someone is definitely lurking here! I've included a couple more for you today. Yes, I know I need a better camera. Believe it or not I take 5 pics for every one that comes out. It is also terribly difficult to drive and shoot all at once. I think I'll give the pics a rest for now. What I really need is for one of you other mongers to chauffeur me around one afternoon!

Here's the play by play:

#1= Tammi near Port Malabar and 1. She's probably almost 30. Nice service, been around the block a few times. Shaved kitty, non-existent breasts with HUGE nipples that stick out.

#2= Unknown WSW along US1 in north Melbourne. Looked new to the scene and slightly confused. Was out in the rain.

#3= Unknown WSW at the bridge by the Texaco. Huge breasts and nipples and w/o bra that I could spot from down below. Looked like a fun personality as she made cute little faces at me as she crossed. Looked haggard in the face when she got closer. Not happy that I drove away at the last second!

Gentlemen, good luck and be safe out there!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

MrMeyers
04-14-05, 11:56
SW are usually not my thing but yesterday I hooked up with that black guy you guys keep talking about, I drove around with him for 2 hours and he showed me all that was available in Melbourne. I got a real education of where and how these girls live, most stuff I would rather not know. Anyway he agreed with me that we need to get the better looking ones off the streets and in the rooms he rents. I'll keep you guys posted as to how this progresses. As anyone tried the new Tokyo Spa on 520? I stopped in and some old hag told me to come back in 1/2 hour, not sure if she was the only one doing massages. Never tried Pinetree because they never let me see the girls before i pay. How old are they in there? I guess I miss living in D.C., also known as AMP paradise.

California Kid
04-14-05, 16:39
So I was in Melbourne on Business and I decided to take a drive around. I searched through this board but most information is on SW and I am an AMP kind of guy. On my Drive I passed a place called Club Paradise on 192 near 95, just past Bare Assets. I got the number and gave them a call and asked how much cover was. The man that answered said that there wasn’t a cover, this place wasn’t a “Club”. He told me that there were 3 woman working and that If I showed up they could take me on a tour and let me know how things worked. Have to say that is the most direct information I have ever received over the phone. Anyway I decided to give it a try. When I showed up there was only 2 girls working and one was occupied. So the one girl took me on a “Tour” which consisted of taking me to a room with a massage type padded table. She said room fee is 50 and tips start at $, did I want to stay? I figured I am already here might as well stay. She left the room and told me to get comfortable. At this point nothing had been discussed so I didn’t know what comfortable meant, so I took off my shoes. Anyway she came back in, locked the door, places a condom on the table and starts to undress. At this point I understood what comfortable meant. I disrobe and the fun began. HJ, BJ, FS. I don’t know if I would ever repeat as the girls were not my type. I would rate them 4’s. Both had nice jugs, but they had the fat to go along with the jugs. But as I said I was already there so I decided to relieve my stress. Could I have found a SW of the same or better caliber, probably. But I view this experience as paying for the convenience. It was easy in easy out. No beating around the bush. And I didn’t have to worry about Uncle LEO lurking or running a sting.

Overtime
04-14-05, 20:43
I thought this was on North Wickham, but a post below indicates it is off of US-1 next to some garage. Been meaning to try it out. Any help on location appreciated as it must not be the same as the one in the phone book.

Also, to comment on all of the views with so few posters, I think that's just the awesome power of the Internet when you open up a site to the entire world. Imagine all of the vacationers looking doing research into our area. I do it all the time when I'm going on business trips.

I dable in writing sex stories at asstr.org, and I'm getting like 600 hits a week on the same three or four stories I was able to find time to write. I tell you, it is amazing the power of the Internet.

I still stand by my reports of increased LE presence for the last several months. I know it is perfectly normal for most places, but it seems weird when it just seems to come out of nowhere when it has been so blase for so long.

I love the picture angle. Maybe more of us can get on that bandwagon.

Happy hunting.

Bubbaneedsit
04-15-05, 06:54
ABC NEWS THIS MORNING AS WELL AS FLORIDA TODAY

Police Bust Two Escort Services Run Out Of Palm Bay Homes

POSTED: 4:22 pm EDT April 14, 2005
UPDATED: 5:31 pm EDT April 14, 2005

PALM BAY, Fla. -- Palm Bay police say they're cleaning up prostitution, not just on the streets, but in neighborhoods, specifically escort services run out of homes and completely to the surprise of neighbors.

The signs of a daycare center are everywhere at Coretta Battle's home in Palm Bay, from the playground out back to the credit card labels on the front door. But, police say, the 36-year-old had more women at the home than children, at least 15 escorts selling sex.

Immediately after her arrest, police picked up Julie Blackwell, who, they say, was also running an illegal escort service out of her home.

Both even advertised in the yellow pages. A date and massage, as they advertised, are completely legal, but investigators say the women from Absolutely You and Prestige Escorts would meet men at hotels, offering sex for $100 to $600.

It's what detectives found inside the homes that they say could lead to dozens, if not up to one hundred, more arrests. A search turned up ledgers, with names, phone numbers, and checks from the men who've used the illegal services. Palm Bay police say they're going after them now.

Both women have been charged with having sex for money and prostituting other women. Police confiscated their cars since they were used to go to the hotels and could end up taking their homes as well.

Hairball
04-15-05, 08:26
I thought this was on North Wickham, but a post below indicates it is off of US-1 next to some garage. Been meaning to try it out. Any help on location appreciated as it must not be the same as the one in the phone book.

Also, to comment on all of the views with so few posters, I think that's just the awesome power of the Internet when you open up a site to the entire world. Imagine all of the vacationers looking doing research into our area. I do it all the time when I'm going on business trips.

I dable in writing sex stories at asstr.org, and I'm getting like 600 hits a week on the same three or four stories I was able to find time to write. I tell you, it is amazing the power of the Internet.

I still stand by my reports of increased LE presence for the last several months. I know it is perfectly normal for most places, but it seems weird when it just seems to come out of nowhere when it has been so blase for so long.

I love the picture angle. Maybe more of us can get on that bandwagon.

Happy hunting.Dear fellow Monger,

I could not agree more about the internet impact as I have also planned vacations around this site. The Sun Tree is on US1 in Rockledge a few miles south of 520 on the right if heading south. I have been a few time and enjoyed them all. 80 for the hour and I usually tip 40 for the hj. I have not been able to get past the hj but still damn enjoyable. Hope this helps.

Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
04-15-05, 18:44
Well gentlemen, I did say that my photography was less than stellar. You may, however; be pleased with this one. Let me know if I should retire and find a nobler profession.

Welcome "Tonya", if you should come across her (no pun intended). You can generally find her on US1 anywhere from Port Malabar to University. Really don't need much of a description since her best assets are in the pic. She has always been very friendly and accommodating. Since they're hidden I will tell you she only has the tiniest of breasts with big nipples that definitely stick out and up. She is EXTREMELY tight on the finger. No anal allowed. She has a safe place during daytime hours. Normal rates.

Be safe out there gentlemen!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
04-18-05, 08:30
Cruised through the fertile BK fishing grounds yesterday afternoon. I saw the BSW described in an earlier post sitting at an outside table with a monger...anyone want to post an action report?!? Then I came across another young hot WSW. Yes (Jammer), that's three in a week I believe in this general area. This one isn't with the same "boyfriend" although she does walk with a younger white guy.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.Tried posting this a minute ago and it didn't work, so if you get it twice, my apologies. Lincoln Man isn't making this stuff up! Here's Bonnie who was strolling through the fishing grounds this morning at 7:30. Very friendly, and eager to please. Lincoln Man's Fertile Fishing Grounds are stocked, and the fishin is fine!

J Man
04-18-05, 14:44
Lincoln Man,

Your photography is great. I travel to Brevard and have sampled your fishing holes. Tonya is a very nice WSW. Had a little oral exchange with her. She is sweet. Gentlemen treat her well.

LM, keep up the good work and please keep the visual aides coming so that we may keep cumming.

Tribalcat
04-19-05, 13:09
I was on 520/US1 Friday and enjoyed Teri, a WSW, 25ish, Blond 5’7” 120pnds, 36C, very nice. We did the LE tag game and set up at a .20 CBJ. Not rushed, rate it a 8 of 10. No digits, but lives in the area.

Be Safe,

TribalCat

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Bubbaneedsit
04-19-05, 15:47
For those of you interested in "Tonya" of Palm Bay; I still see her in the area described every afternoon. Tell her you'd like to use the room with the large mirrored wall so you get to see all angles. Did I mention she moonlights as a sword swallower?

Dave67- Great pic. I wish everyone would partake in this activity. It'd make life so easy for all concerned.

On a side note: Can you guys start sending me a nickel every time you violate the copyright laws and use my disclaimer!

Be safe out there gentlemen!

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Xenocore 01
04-22-05, 02:47
I dont know the area, and would like to avoid driving to Orlando. Anyone know a good location, or good publication to find them at? Worried about using some of the older information out here. Send a message if you prefer.

Bubbaneedsit
04-22-05, 08:35
Sorry officer; I'm not aware of any in this area.

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Jammer
04-22-05, 12:21
Sorry officer; I'm not aware of any in this area.
...

Heh. The funny thing is, if they wanted to stop taking the brib..uh...gifts, they could easily shut down the one that just replaced its old sign, on 192! I sure do wish someone (besides the Libertarians, because nobody listens to them even though they make sense) had the guts to say that what we do should be legal, because it SHOULD, and in more & more countries, it IS!! Legal sex trade also means better-lookin' (and better-cared-for!) providers.

Anyway, for a Melbourne cop *not* to know where everything's goin' on strains credulity, so maybe we're just seeing a newbie here, instead of an actual cop. If so, he can rest-assured the "old" information on this board all still applies, I'm still lookin' for Lincoln-Man's young blonde hottie with the attitude problem, and everything else is still the same, too. Happy huntin'!

Jammer99

SleazyRider
04-22-05, 13:00
Long time lurker, first time poster and definitely no monkey's Uncle. Street encounters are tough on a motorcycle and cash is short so I tried the usual internet outlets for new free friends. Found just such a charming and unusually intelligent friend in the Melbourne/Palm Bay area. I was able to make a genuine friend, but she also knows the ins and outs of the general area. Spent an ultra relaxed, no holes barred evening. She is a mature, naughty librarian type with just the right amount of padding and an unrushed, relaxed attitude. Clean, smart and tasty delicious. I couldn't upload any pics, but P.M. me with contact info and i'll discuss further details and pass it along. Guess i'll end this southern style.

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Golfnutz
04-22-05, 16:45
Lincoln,

You forgot about the one at the end of Eau Gallie about 4 miles east of the condos. I think it is called "Deep Blue".

Xenocore 01
04-22-05, 18:47
Sorry officer; I'm not aware of any in this area.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.Damn man, that's harsh. Officer.

Can't help it if I'm new to the area. Oh well. Guess im on my own.

Bubbaneedsit
04-22-05, 19:17
OK, where should I start? How about an important warning. (I hope this posts quickly. One of these days I need to ask for my upgrade to Senior status.)

There may be a sting operating tonight out of the white Ho motel near Hibiscus in Melbourne. I passed there several times today and there was A LOT of activity that normally we try to avoid. I also observed my African American Uncle Leo (the one that wears street clothes everyday) talking with a few of his buddies outside the place.

Having said that, I witnessed a ton of activity today as I traveled through the county a few times. I've included a couple of shots of girls. One is what appears to be a new recruit up in the Eau Gallie area. Taken off Aurora at the 7/11. She just walked up from the neighborhood behind it. She was freshly showered and looked good. She was on the phone but didn't seem to be talking. Headed east on Aurora towards US1 afterwards. Wish I had the time!

The second shot is a WSW in the Melbourne area near the Super 8. I don't know her...anyone want to offer an idea? Man, was she crack skinny!

I also have a action report to post, but it is probably too large to add here, so I’ll send it separately.

Be safe out there gentleman!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Vieraman
04-23-05, 01:40
So how do the "extras" work at Playmates? I went there, and saw 5 small "rooms" that don't look too private. A Dance costs $20, that is paid to a cashier. Is that were the extras are available, and what should be negotiated (what is the going rate there?) I was told that "we could go to the VIP room, which I did not know which that was, but unless all the other rooms were full, the VIP room would cost $100. That starts getting pretty steep for a rushed, open view extra. Any help would be appreciated.

H20 Monger
04-23-05, 10:12
I dreamed up this fantasy about this place.

I would go in on a Fri afternoon. Pay the .1 cover. Get a coke. Sit at the bar.
I would see a well built Russian Brunette dancing naked on the stage.

Decent looking, even pretty, indeterminate age. Not a spring chicken, not a crone. After she was done dancing, she would put her bottom on, walk over to me. I could slip a dollar in her pants, be rewarded with a hug and kiss and a "want a dance". Then I would pay .2 to the bar for a dance ticket. The dream would build slowly to a climax first a high friction lap dance, mutual groping and ear licking on the 2nd, and a nice lubricated combined HJ and TF for the third .2 dance and a .4 tip.

An expensive but very pleasnat dream, if only it were real.

Bubbaneedsit
04-23-05, 12:15
A recent quote, "I'm still lookin' for Lincoln-Man's young blonde hottie with the attitude problem, and everything else is still the same, too. Happy huntin'!

Jammer99"

Well my forum friend; as you know from my earlier PM, I have come across the BK hottie with an attitude again. Here are the details, a few days old (sorry about my laziness in getting this post out slow) leaving you with the decision again whether to try for yourself. It was just a couple of mornings ago when I ran into Kristan/Brianna/ now calls herself Marie. He's the play by play:

This will get a few laughs, but I swear its the truth...This time I am IN THE BK, WAITING IN LINE no less for my ENORMOUS sandwich when a young 20 something comes inside and gives me "the look." I don't recognize her, but I smile back just the same. A few more glances and out the door she goes. (I guess the ENORMOUS takes longer to cook then what she was having.) When I make my way out to the car, there is smiley sitting in the passenger seat! I still don't know her, but am thinking this could be interesting.

When I get in the car, I notice the tat on the side of her neck. Oh crap, what to do now? For those with enquiring minds, she was wearing baggy sweats, an oversized jersey and a bandanna. Why would one hide that body?!? Also, I purposely studied the before mentioned tat...it reads XX XXXXX. She invites me to her new place. Now, those of you that read my earlier post are saying, toss her out! But, the little Lincoln Man had already taken over. I say again, this could be interesting.

When we get started she is extremely exhausted. She looks to have not slept in days. Several times during the BBBJ (which this time is mostly a handshake) she nods off. I am getting unhappy. She says she can do better. She does not. Finally I say she'll have to finish FS. She says she doesn't do that because she doesn't carry covers. I say, HaHa, I do. She looks surprised but has no response.

Now, before I go any further, let me remind you gentlemen...or at least those that are familiar with me that I give these ladies respect and treat them well...and expect the same in return. Having said that, I was frustrated, and wanted this to be over quickly.

I hit it and hit it hard. I was going like there was no tomorrow. I thought at one point her eyes might pop out of her head. She hung in there (remember, she's no fan of BBBJ anyhow) and literally held on for the ride. Jammer, it was obvious she doesn't get a lot of rides; you would like the feel. When I was done, she said, "boy when you f*** someone, you don't fool around." I told her to get more sleep for the next time.

Her place is out of the area and most likely belongs to a friend so I won't send out the location, but as I've advised many times...keep fishing at the BK (and the Citgo is coming up as a close second) and you will reel them in.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Hairball
04-23-05, 16:27
Mongers,

I met Lori a thin 5'5 with deflated tits 4-5 on the scale wsw at US1 and Peachtree Sat. early am for bbcim spit session. She was willing and eager at standard pricing. FS is on the menu. I have PM digits for those who post.

Hairball

Dave67
04-26-05, 11:22
Met Terry from Lincoln's post today in North Melbourne, and Lincoln's right again. I'd have to agree, she' very pleasant, and the service is excellent. Really approaches it with your friend's happiness in mind. With the detail and accuracy of his posts, I'd say it's time for Jackson to upgrade Lincoln Man.

This morning there wasn't much action in South Melbourne, just one provider that looked to be in her 50's, White or blond curly hair pulled up, and her ta ta's tucked in her belt. A definite pass on that one.

Lincoln Man, thanks again for the heads up on Terry, it was well worth the time.


I found Terry (42 yoa, wsw) walking along US1 north of Aurora a few afternoons ago. Very pleasant, non-rushed service...jackson for BBBJCIM or could've gone two for it all. Good skills. Her recent pic can be found on the state website. I've seen her around several times...must live close by.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Mikey Baby
04-26-05, 20:14
I found Terry (42 yoa, wsw) walking along US1 north of Aurora a few afternoons ago. Very pleasant, non-rushed service...jackson for BBBJCIM or could've gone two for it all. Good skills. Her recent pic can be found on the state websi"

How do I access the states website.

Thanks!

Dave67
04-27-05, 10:12
I found Terry (42 yoa, wsw) walking along US1 north of Aurora a few afternoons ago. Very pleasant, non-rushed service...jackson for BBBJCIM or could've gone two for it all. Good skills. Her recent pic can be found on the state websi"

How do I access the states website.

Thanks!Go to the State of Florida's Website, look for the Department Of Corrections, and look for Offender search.

Jackson usually shoots down weblinks, but may allow this one as it is not a competitor... Well, not directly anyway

http://www.dc.state.fl.us/AppCommon/

EDITOR'S NOTE: The WSG Forum's policy regarding the posting of links to other websites is clearly stated in the Forum FAQ, but I'll re-state it here for additional clarity:

1. You MAY post links to other websites that are purely informational, meaning websites that provide information in the way of text reports, maps, photos, etc.

2. You MAY NOT post links to other websites that include a forum in any manner, either as a part of the website or that include a link to another url with a forum.

3. You MAY post links to other websites that are essentially commercial in nature so long as they do not include pornographic material and do not charge a fee of any sort to view the website. Essentially, this means personal escort websites.

4. You MAY NOT post links to commercial websites that charge a fee of any sort.

Thanks,

Jackson

Bubbaneedsit
04-27-05, 16:20
Well gentlemen; I was mongering in the Cocoa area yesterday afternoon and although I reeled in something it really wasn’t a keeper. I was hoping to catch Hairball’s “Lori” from north of 520, but couldn’t reach her on the cell. (Regardless of the outcome, I do thank Hairball for his efforts in assisting me!)

After spending too much in fuel around 520 and US1 (that doesn’t take long nowadays does it?) I headed out west towards 95. It was here I came across Diane. Let me preface this by saying she is not one to write the folks back at home about. But somebody needed to post an action report today and they can’t all be winners.

Diane would be in her early 40s, short, slender, blond hair that wants to start greying early and deflated breasts (once probably Cs...thanks again Hairball for the terminology). Like I stated previously...don’t let your friends catch you on this one. Perhaps I was just so exhausted and hot from searching that I was seeing a mirage when I first came across her. I can say she was extremely nice and polite...very thankful for my giving her the chance. Here’s the interesting part...she has a roommate Brenda who she can double with if she has advance knowledge. Brenda is younger, and better looking...of course this is according to Diane. But my knowledge of providers in this area is lacking so I have to start somewhere.

Back to Diane...not rushed at all, seemed to have a genuine desire to please me, made sure all evidence was caught and disposed of properly. Even grabbed a straggler with the tip of her finger and quickly licked it clean. (Ok I know; too much detail here.) She left digits for those of you that actually post informative reports to the forum. (You know who you are.)

Dave67 I appreciate your campaigning for me, but after the hit I took today, I probably need to wait for two or three good posts before asking the master to promote me. I am glad to her that Terry treated you well...she is one of the few “old school” ladies left out there.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
04-27-05, 16:41
These are a few that I have come across the past few days while window shopping. Perhaps someone here will take the time to identify them. I only know one personally. You gentlemen should have no problems finding something in the Melbourne/Palm Bay area as these are maybe only half of what I've tried to capture on film. (Perhaps I should take a photography class.)

Bubbaneedsit
04-27-05, 16:42
Round Two.

Bubbaneedsit
04-28-05, 06:39
Rookies (gentlemen that are new to the game), there is an important lesson to be learned here. Whether in the strip club trying to get takeout or on the street performing a pick up, always have two locations for money. One that she can see that only has the money you plan on spending. Another inaccessible spot that she doesn't see so she can't try to part with it, with or without your knowledge.

Courtesy of ABC :

Exotic Dancer, Two Others Arrested For Shooting Strip Club Patron

POSTED: 4:54 pm EDT April 27, 2005

COCOA BEACH, Fla. -- An exotic dancer, her friend and a Brevard County man are accused of robbing and shooting a patron from a Cocoa Beach strip club.

Investigators say Angel Braud saw the victim with a large amount of cash at a club called Cheaters.

Authorities say she and a friend, Britta Coburn, followed the man to his hotel with another friend, Jourki Guerrero.

Deputies say, when the victim put up a fight, Guerrero shot him once in the stomach.

The victim is being treated at Holmes Regional Medical Center.

SleazyRider
04-29-05, 08:15
Lincoln is right on that one. Keep your wallet and extra cash or other valuables locked in the glove compartment, trunk or far enough out of reach so that roaming hands can't get it when you are being distracted by a particularly talented provider with sticky fingers. I'm getting familiar with the area and saw a hot little number with huge titties on US 1 near Seminole, then stopped for gas at the corner of 1 and New Haven and saw a skinny wench with a black mini-skirt and white top hop into a Cherokee. Now that's what I call a full service gas station.

Bubbaneedsit
04-29-05, 08:43
Well gentlemen, THIS IS WHY I PLAY THE GAME. I was lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time to catch and reel in a semi-pro; a part-timer to speak. As you read the following account of my exploits some of you are bound to say that I couldn’t see the forest through the trees. I am here to assure you, I have heard these stories many times, told by many ladies, but this is one of the few I believe to be true.

I was waiting in line at a convenience store in north Melbourne, not looking or even thinking about the game. A cute thing smiles at me in line. I always smile back…why not? She is cute in the face, great smile, but a big boned girl if you will. Perhaps you would call her thick…perhaps some would say meaty…she did have some junk in the trunk. Don’t get me wrong, she was not ugly. She was a good looking girl, probably around 21 years of age. She did look fun and we exchanged a few more glances before I went of the door. She didn’t look like the sw type, but in this part of town, who can be sure. I hung around out front. To the average person I had lost an item in my trunk. Out she comes, she sees me and stops over. A pleasantry or two are exchanged. She says I seem like a nice guy and "Did I wanna hang out for a while?" Now, I look over the top of my glasses with that I’m not buying this story and ask her “Hang out for awhile?” She replies, “Yeah, it’ll be fun, I promise.”

She gets in the car and we get maybe a block away when she tells me she doesn’t normally do this, but she’s been on vacation in Sharpes for two months so: 1.) She wants to party tonight but is broke, 2.) Her mother has seen her boyfriend with another girl why she was away so she wants revenge, and 3.) She hasn’t had any in two months and is horny as hell. She tells me if I’m good to her, she’ll be even better to me. I say that everything sounds good so far. She leans over to make sure I’m not her Uncle Leo, feels up the little Lincoln Man and says well yes, we are going to have a good time. She tells me we will not be able to enjoy ourselves completely in the car so can we please find something a little more comfortable and less restraining. Naturally I oblige.

Gentlemen when we get to the location, I turn my back for a split second and she’s already got her clothes off. That couldn’t have been easy since she’s a self-described redneck girl and had the belt buckle to prove it. She gets a panicked look on her face and asks if I have a cover because she doesn’t have one. I reassure her its all good.

She starts with a nice BBBJ while I pet the bare kitty. She likes the nipples on her Cs played with. When I’ve had enough, she slips on the cover and informs me she’s in charge now. She says we’re doing it cowgirl style until she’s happy…and then I can have whatever it is that I want. Thankfully we were in a secluded area. If I’d been at a small motel with thin walls someone would’ve called the police. To anyone passing by, it must have sounded like a murder was occurring. She was riding me hard and fast like she would a bronco. Up, down, left, right, high, low…all the time moaning, groaning, grunting, and all kinds of guttural sounds. She had a blast until the finish, which was a soaking. She then asked how I’d like to do it.

I slid her to the edge of the bed on her back and stood on the side hammering that thing. She was pushing back to me just as hard, hollering for more. I think she enjoyed this just as much but things were already too sloppy to tell if she gushed again. When I was close I slipped out, pulled off the cover and went back to the BBBJ. She asked for no CIM, I obliged, pulling out at the end and she blasted her chest with it.

As we were getting dressed she tells me, “Next time we’re having butt sex.” I reply that I don’t even know if I can afford next time, what about this time. She replies that it was fun for her too, but she does need some fun money…whatever I think is fair. I give her the standard two jacksons with a tip from Hamilton and wait for her response. She smiles and tells me in a few days when the kitty recuperates from today she’ll be calling me.

Gentlemen, I am waiting by the phone.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Yellow Fever
04-29-05, 12:13
Went to Playmates on Wednesday night, waste of time. Saw a WSW in her 40's on US 1 thin build, rush, rush, rush get out!

Wednesday Afternoon saw a WSW late 20's bleach blond hair and lots of tatoos and foot in one sock. Says she has sores on her foot. No thank you!

Dave67
05-01-05, 00:23
For those of you who want to say this is nothing but BS, I don't blame you, because I'm still having a difficult time figuring this out myself. I was running the normal circuit at about 1am Saturday morning when I spotted a honey that made my mouth water. Remember the show Herman's Head where there was the blonde played by Jane somebody? She later was on Friends? I was driving South on Us 1 by New Haven when a chick that looked just liked her crossed New Haven wearing a dress, carrying heels..

I locked up right there and offered her a ride. She said yeah, and hopped right in. Right off the bat I should have known something was up as she was too cute, too clean, and too sweet looking. She gave me the usual line about heading home after a night partying, missed ride, etc. As I got back on the road, she leaned over and gave me a sloppy hug and a kiss telling me she appreciated the ride, and then stayed with her arms around my neck. I started petting the kitty, and she was either too drunk, or too into it as she didn't say much, but didn't object when I pointed her southward to meet my little friend. I normally try to find a safe place first, but Heather wasn't waiting.

In the 8+ years I've been doing this, I've never had such an outstanding' GFE slow and thorough BBBJWCIM, and then she cranked it up a notch by proving she's an 11! I was thanking her when she proceeded to get started again, saying I wasn't done yet, that she wanted some of my lil friend. 21 year olds aren't what they used to be!!!

We found an out of the way place, (thank goodness!) and proceeded to get into it on the hood of my rented SUV. It sloped enough to put her in just the right position, and I had one of her ankles by either ear as I went for glory. During the process, I slipped, she slid, and I was in Hershey town. Her eyes popped open wide, and she let out a louder yelp than she had been giving, but quickly settled into it. Next thing I knew, she had one hand rubbing her kitty, and was holding my hand by her face, sucking my thumb with abandon. Absolutely incredible! I was going nuts myself, and trying to think of half a dozen people to get ahold of to join in on this machine! Sure enough, things soon came to an end, and she gave my friend a bath before tucking him in for the night.

We got back in the car, and were heading to Malabar to drop her off. I told her it was incredible and I had to meet with her again. She said she'd enjoyed it as well, and said she'd give me her number. I pulled out my wallet to give her something to write on, and also remembered I'd never paid her! I was searchng for a fifth Jackson when she went ballistic, wanting to know what I was doing.

I said looking for cash, if it isn't enough, I'll hit an ATM,and she got even more apeshit, wanting to know what kind of ***** I thought she was! Just because she was drunk and horny didn't mean she was a *****! Unfortunately, this happened BEFORE I finished getting the number! SHe insisted I drop her off right there at the corner of Malabar and Babcock, and get out of her sight! Wow, did I blow that one!

I'm still kinda stunned, and if ya'll want to write it off as creative writing, go ahead, but if you see a blonde named Heather walking on US1, you might want to give it a try.

Dave67
05-04-05, 18:40
Had the opportunity to meet with Robin, (Colleen Robin Henry, dob 12/23/69) in North Melbourne just after the rain. Blond, blue green eyes, and "D" or better cups. Negotiated BBBJWCIM for a Jackson. Technique was poor and quickly resorted to shaking hands before I had to remind what the agreement was. Never got very deep. Thought she was going to unload on me when I unloaded. The gag/burp reflex was in full swing. My advice: Pass on the oral and ride the mountains. It looks more exciting. Skiills rate a 1 on this apparently new worker.

Bubbaneedsit
05-05-05, 06:29
Gentleman,

I’d have to agree on the post below regarding our new provider Robin. Dave67 contacted me through back channels before he had sampled the merchandise. Unfortunately; I too partook.

Robin is more attractive than most ladies on the street. She claims to have recently worked for an escort firm in north Brevard. I had to keep a chuckle to myself when she told me most people don’t bother her because she doesn’t “look like a prostitute.” No, then how did two forum members (two, that we know of...maybe others as well) recognize her on one afternoon? Getting back on subject, Dave67's description is accurate including her oversized melons.

Her service grade was a 2 as she didn’t suffer from the same gag reflex issues. Perhaps Dave67 is packing some serious heat. I chipped in an extra two lincolns above the standard to see all my options.. This ride has some miles on her. Kitty is trimmed, and an ok fit. Full service was on the menu but I was not interested. Forgot to ask if there was a third option available.

The only upside to this story is she is newly separated and setting up shop in an apartment. Perhaps she was having a bad day (break ups are never good) or maybe she really gets into full service. Perhaps the weather is terrible and you just need a place to get in out of the rain. Whatever your reasoning, forum members who post informative reports may pm for details on the location.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

RaynMan55
05-05-05, 08:10
Dang Dave, nice story about heather. Jax monger just visiting and read your post. I got to tell you, thats a once in a mongers lifetime thing. I wish my time would get here...hehe. I also think its a good lesson to keep in mind...if she dont ask for a donation....dont offer one. :) She sounded like a really good booty call. Think of all the cash you could have saved!!! Ok, Ok, I'll shut up now and stop making you feel bad.. :) keep up th good work!

Be safe and Happy Mongering!

Dave67
05-05-05, 08:26
Thanks Raynman, the amazing thing is, she wadded up the cash and threw it at me! Now that's service! Of course, had she finished writing her number before she threw that at me too, I'd be a lot happier today.

A few have Pm'd not knowing who Jane was that I referred to. it's Jane Sibbett from the Hermans Head series. Again, Heather just looked like her, I in no way implied that it WAS her. Here's a link to a photo as it may be copyrighted:

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2627/Events/2627/JaneSibbit_AmyG_3817669_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Sibbett,%20Jane


Dang Dave, nice story about heather. Jax monger just visiting and read your post. I got to tell you, thats a once in a mongers lifetime thing. I wish my time would get here...hehe. I also think its a good lesson to keep in mind...if she dont ask for a donation....dont offer one. :) She sounded like a really good booty call. Think of all the cash you could have saved!!! Ok, Ok, I'll shut up now and stop making you feel bad.. :) keep up th good work!

Be safe and Happy Mongering!

Bubbaneedsit
05-05-05, 12:26
Gentlemen,

I almost forgot to post about this other newly discovered provider. I spotted “Toni”, a 23-year-old WSW, walking the street the runs parallel to US1 south of Aurora. (Sorry about not remembering the name, but you’ll find it easily enough.) She is 5’8” tall with a chunky build. She looks younger in the face; perhaps it’s the freckles. She was walking with her SO, but they quickly separated when I slowed.

After performing all the necessary legal maneuvers we found a quiet place to get acquainted. Nice C cups, junk in the trunk if you enjoy that sort of thing, kitty was due for a trim. She offered great BBBJCIM service and enjoyed the finger during the course of things. Tight and wet…it’s all good. She really seemed to be having a good time herself, full service was offered but I declined. In hindsight it was a mistake as she probably would’ve been a fun one to ride.

She told me she normally stays (for those in the cheap seats, listen up) RIGHT AROUND THE BK IN SOUTH MELBOURNE!! (Imagine that.) She graciously accepted a Jackson with a two Lincoln tip. No digits.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
05-05-05, 15:22
Met Mickey, aka Maria Kinser, in N Melbourne today. As usual, she provided excellent service, with a smile. Really seems to enjoy her work, bu she doesn't get out much. Not the best looking provider out there, but she does try harder.

Apparently she had been up for awhile as after we were finished, she had asked for a ride cross town. Since I was going that way anyway, I offered the ride. Big mistake! She passsed out cold! Talk about a brain boggler! How do you wake up someone who is totally zonked! After 20 miinutes of trying to get her up, with absolutely no response, Calling her, yelling, shaking her shoulder, slapping her thigh, pokes in ribs, nipple twists, hair pulls, you name it, not a single reaction, I was desperate! She had named a landmark she wanted to be dropped off at, and I figured I was going to have to drag her out of the car and lay her in some bushes to sleep it off! I finally said, "We're at Walgreen's", and she snapped awake, sat up straight, and said thanks!

DC Number: 872744
Name: KINSER, MARIA L
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Height: 5'05''
Weight: 130 lbs.
Birth Date: 08/22/1963
Supervision Begin Date: 04/22/2004
Current Location: SANFORD
Current Status: ACTIVE
Supervision Type: PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date: 04/21/2005

Bubbaneedsit
05-06-05, 06:46
Questions for the MP experienced gentlemen in Cocoa:

I have recently seen advertisements in both the newspaper and the new yellow pages for the newly opened Tokyo Spa. It seems they would compare to the Palm Tree in Rockledge. They give an address being across from the Cocoa Police Department.

The questions are:

1) Did someone finally reopen in the old Boardroom as it seems?

2) Are there any of us brave enough to try out this potential sting location?

Dave67
05-06-05, 07:48
Met Toni by the BK, (Who woulda thunk?) and had a nice time on Monday. Very good showmanship, made it a point to make a lot of eye contact, and was moaning a lot. Pornstar type performance. Finally figured out why when I noticed she was rubbing the man in the boat against the hard edge of the seat. She definitely seems to enjoy her work, and took great pleasure when I let those melons free.

After watching them swing for a little, I just had to try them out. She really seemed to enjoy that, and made it a point to get my friend as wet as she could to reduce friction. While she was giving him a tour through the mountains, I asked if it was all showmanship, or if she enjoyed what she did. She replied it depended on situation, and the customer, but that she felt comfortable with me, and go figure, the seat had really hit her right.

After that she really got back to business, and finished with a flourish. After taking what I had to offer, she said "Watch this" and proceeded to gargle my contribution and them let it run down her chin to coat her melons. She appeared to orgasm while rubbing it in, and then put the puppies away.

Definitely worth meeting again, and as Lincoln says, gotta try the full service. Just seems like it would be a lot of fun.

Bubbaneedsit
05-07-05, 08:49
Originally posted on the Tampa board, but could do some good here as well. Perhaps some of the lurkers that keep snagging away my prospects because I drive slower will begin to feel comfortable enough to start posting reports.


It's a virtual certainty that some members of WSG Forum are law enforcement. It's also a certainty that some of them are monitoring the forums relative to their cities.

However, do we have any evidence that this is occurring in the Tampa forum? It's hard to say, really, because they may be monitoring but are not as yet prepared to take any action.

Streetwalkers

Streetwalker posts are almost all useless to law enforcement. They are very transient in nature. There's no door they can knock on to serve a warrant or otherwise waste the public's resources. (Shouldn't you guys be chasing real criminals, like murderers?) So streetwalker posts can be quite explicit and there really isn't anything LE can do about it.

Escorts

This is the most vulnerable group, particularly if contact information is provided. The cops can simply set her up, done deal.

Extra Clubs

This is the term I use for clubs that provide extras, chief among them being Lipstixx. Despite the raids of a year or so ago, I don't think these clubs are as vulnerable to our posts as you might think.

Let's think about it. What could LE actually do with the information? Is it good enough to get a warrant from a judge? Probably, but I'm no expert. Still, what could they do with a warrant? Stage a raid? Raids of strip clubs for providing sexual services have happened, but they're of limited utility, because they only net those caught red-handed. The cops are interested in an on-going investigation to bring everything down, like they did with the Pony and the other clubs.

No matter how sexually explicit our posts are, I don't think they're of much utility to LE. Do you think they'd be admissible in court as evidence? Postings to an anonymous message board by people with psuedonyms about people with pseudonyms? It's hard to say, but I think even if they were admissible, they wouldn't be of much value. And I really don't think they are admissible.

No, the cops need an on-going, on-site investigation of a place to really nail it. No matter how explicit our posts are, the best it's going to give them is the notion that something is going on, and folks, I'm pretty sure they're already aware of that.

Let me be clear that when I say "explicit" I mean sexually explicit. For instance, if you post that you ass-fucked a dancer at Mons named Katana and then she swallowed your cum out of a shotglass for $300, I don't think it'd be of much use to LE. However, if you then said that the secret password to getting sex at Mons is IORIO, that would be overstepping it a bit. Don't give out any secrets!

Of course, I could be wrong, so let's get some comments on this.

PcguyFL
05-08-05, 16:39
Questions for the MP experienced gentlemen in Cocoa:

I have recently seen advertisements in both the newspaper and the new yellow pages for the newly opened Tokyo Spa. It seems they would compare to the Palm Tree in Rockledge. They give an address being across from the Cocoa Police Department.

The questions are:

1) Did someone finally reopen in the old Boardroom as it seems?

2) Are there any of us brave enough to try out this potential sting location?As it happens, I had the opportunity to visit the Tokyo Spa. Someone did, indeed, reopen the old boardroom. They use the other door, with the "man trap" type entrance, but the rooms are the same.

Not really the same service, though... Similar to the Palm Tree, but the provider was older and less attactive. All in all, I don't really see any reason to return.

Hope this helps - Cocoa has not returned to it's earlier spendor.

PcguyFL

J Man
05-09-05, 10:58
Met Mickey, aka Maria Kinser, in N Melbourne today. As usual, she provided excellent service, with a smile. Really seems to enjoy her work, bu she doesn't get out much. Not the best looking provider out there, but she does try harder.

Apparently she had been up for awhile as after we were finished, she had asked for a ride cross town. Since I was going that way anyway, I offered the ride. Big mistake! She passsed out cold! Talk about a brain boggler! How do you wake up someone who is totally zonked! After 20 miinutes of trying to get her up, with absolutely no response, Calling her, yelling, shaking her shoulder, slapping her thigh, pokes in ribs, nipple twists, hair pulls, you name it, not a single reaction, I was desperate! She had named a landmark she wanted to be dropped off at, and I figured I was going to have to drag her out of the car and lay her in some bushes to sleep it off! I finally said, "We're at Walgreen's", and she snapped awake, sat up straight, and said thanks!

DC Number: 872744
Name: KINSER, MARIA L
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: BLUE
Height: 5'05''
Weight: 130 lbs.
Birth Date: 08/22/1963
Supervision Begin Date: 04/22/2004
Current Location: SANFORD
Current Status: ACTIVE
Supervision Type: PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date: 04/21/2005

Dave,
I have had this happen to me once in the past and it will pucker your ass. My SW passed out cold and there was no waking her up. Luckily it was at night and I slid her out and she slept it off in the bushes.

It's a scary thing and one I am very aware of these days. Not gonna happen again if I can help it.
JM

RaynMan55
05-10-05, 07:31
Hey Dave & J man,

Had that happen to me twice. Both times were with girls I considered a 'favorite' and have been seeing quite regularly. One time was in the car and had a helluva time waking her up. All the while, 5-0 seemed to be milling around. The other time was in a hotel room that I got for the girl. The funny thing is she had taken her clothes off and we were about to do it when she zonks out, and I mean out cold. Nothing I could do would wake her up. Well, it was an interesting situation. A naked skinny, young blonde on a bed totally past out, hard dick in hand and money to burn....what to do, what to do......well, we'll leave by saying I took care of her and she made some cash...doesnt remember a thing, but I can scratch one sexual fantasy off my list...LOL :)

DwnLowNYC
05-11-05, 00:12
I've been there a couple of times and there is no action at all. Going to be in town in June, and need to see the black women that can hook me up.

Hairball
05-11-05, 21:26
I am sure this has happened to more mongers than just us but here is my story. Picked up Mary on Garden st in Titusville about 5am one Saturday morning was on my way fishing. She was just sitting on the side of the road so I pulled up next to her and she jumped right in and said wheres the party and do you have a drink for a thirsty gal. Well me being the gentleman I am broke out my half empty bottle of scotch and said hows this? She tipped it up and before I could say save me some it was gone. About 5 minutes later she was out but did have time to slur "I ain't no crack hoe" Panic was starting to set in as this was one of the first times I ever picked up a sw. Fortunately the streets were empty and I had all day so just left town and went fishing. 6 hours later when she woke up I was reeling in a Red fish out in the wildlife refuse. Well it was her turn to panic because she had no idea who I was or where she was. She then stomped off down the road only to come back a few minutes later realizing it was me or the gators. After she calmed down I fed her a couple of chicken wings I had going on the grill and a cold beer. I then told her I alway had this fantasy of telling a girl to put out or get out but was too nice a guy. Final result was 2 free pops except for the lost scotch and 3 chicken wings. Ran into Mary about a year later. She did not remember me and if she was not one then she is a crack hoe now.

Hairball

Dave67
05-12-05, 12:10
Tried this previousley and pc crashed, so if it comed through twice, my apologies.

Tuesday I saw the blonde in pics 1-4 by the dealerships on US1. I didn't have time to stop, but she was definitely looking for a ride. Any of you meet her?

I also have a pic of a possible provider seen in the same area, but she wasn't looking around for a ride. I've labeled it "Dunno" anyone recognize her?

This morning I met Sybrina, "Debbie" a little older provider, but a very talented one. Definitely worth the time. She was at the end of Palm Bay road.

I then spun through the north end of Melbourne where I saw Maria "Mickey" Kinser, and Robin, but avoided both for reasaons posted previousley.

Okay, I've tried posting my pics 5 times on 2 different pc's. I'll try again later!

Dave67
05-12-05, 12:48
Maybe this time?

Wahoo! It worked! just have to be patient I guess!

H20 Monger
05-13-05, 09:25
Dave67,

Is Sybrina, "Debbie" a very thin blond? Wearing tight black pants ysterday?

She was hanging out around the same place in the afternoon.

Gave me the look, but I had no time.

Dave67
05-13-05, 14:24
I really didn't pay attention to her pants, ;-) but she is a thin blonde, about 5'8", strawberry blonde, shoulder length hair, about 45.

Bubbaneedsit
05-13-05, 14:33
Dave67,

I believe your "dunno" pick may be "Donna", a WSW that used to stay in the white ho motel near Hibiscus. Its tough to be sure from the distance, perhaps a name with the face will jog someone's memory. If it is, she kept the same room for a couple of months in the back. Wasn't a beauty queen by any standards however she had a few things going for her. One, she could always be Plan B as she could always be found at her room...Two, she stuck to our standard pay scale...Three, she had absolutely NO hangups; anything was a go, facials, rim jobs, anal, fisting, etc. I thought she was spending time at the governors place on Camp Road but maybe she's back!

I also saw Robin in N Melbourne yesterday. She was a passenger in a 4 door grey older model Nissan? with a bumper sticker up in the rear window. A hot, younger, slender blonde was driving. I played tag for a bit with them (Robin recognized me and pointed it out to the other girl) but couldn't get our act together to hook up. I would've suffered through a little of Robin to get a threesome along with the other chick.

H2O Monger

Although its possible that you and Dave67 saw the same woman; there are about 4 skinny blondes working that corner. A note to everyone else...action is picking up here, get it while you can...they are slowly evicting everyone from the trailer park across the street.

Hairball,

Haven't had the time to fish in years but after reading about your exploits perhaps we can hook up and you can teach me how its done. I can't remember any of my trips playing out so well!

dwnlownyc,

One whole post, eh? Maybe you wouldn't know action if it hit you in the head?

Sorry; fellow mongers, that I don't have more to report. I'll try to do better next week.

Roll Tde
05-15-05, 01:54
Lincoln and Dave,

Thanks for the Information you gave me. I got to try the local talent. Lincoln, the blonde who is in the picture is "Michelle". I had a visit with her on Wednesday and she was very friendly right out of the gate. She was more than willing to prove that she isn't a friend of everybody's uncle. She wanted 2 Jacksons to be a french tutor but we negoitated to a Jackson and a Lincoln for a complete french lesson.

I also stopped by Playmates and it is not worth your time until they get some new and younger blood in that place. As soon as I sat down "D" came right up and asked if I had ever had a dance there before and if I had had any extras. I told her yeah to both but kept telling her no when she asked if I wanted one from her.

I didn't see too much action on US1, maybe I was there at the wrong times. I did see 1 gal who looked interesting, She had redish/brown hair and some nice juggs. Well, thanks againg for the useful info.

Lee

Hairball
05-15-05, 19:39
I was in Titusville Saturday am on my way to Playlinda Beach and as always in that area I give a cruise or 2 up and down us1 a little ways and Main St. Well 90% of my finds are Main St. as opposed to US1. I have done recon this way the past few weeks and nada, thought Main was dead or cleaned up beyond a good mongers recognition but am happy to report there are still some hoes there. Saw 2 wsw early am (daytime early). One was a blonde probably a 7 on the scale and a brunette as skinny as I have ever seen. Meeting the family at the beach so could not take the time to plung. Late afternoon saw another possibility but was unable to get the look. Went home and jumped the SO. The question of the day. Is Main Street the only place in Titiusville where the hoes stroll?

Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
05-16-05, 21:44
Gentlemen,

The weekend turned out A-OK. I was able to find Wendy, a 33 yoa, WSW in N. Melbourne. I have probably known this girl for at least two years but she rarely walks the streets anymore. She is trying hard to clean up her act; occasionally sees a few regulars but I had lost her number sometime ago. She was walking home with a friend but luckily she still recognized me.

Wendy is around 5'3" tall, probably goes 130, (maybe less I really can’t guess weight),curly brown hair, beautiful eyes, wonderfully innocent smile, small B (a bit deflated) cups, shaved kitty except for a strip at the lips. She was freshly showered and had some makeup on. I wish I’d gotten a picture for you.

She ran over to greet me. She told me that she had a vibrator in her purse for later but now she knew she wouldn’t need it. She waved a cover and said she was getting hers too. As always with a cute young woman, I felt I must oblige.

I was surprised at how her oral skills had improved. She no longer used any hands at all. She attended to the step children and used plenty of eye contact. I was starting to think we wouldn’t need the cover. She sensed this and backed away with a smile, “Not yet, you don’t.” She wrapped and climbed aboard for cowgirl. This girl was horny...moans, groans, along with lots of friction. When she was done she asked what I needed. Off with the cover and back to the wonderful oral presentation. She asked for a facial...not really my thing, but if that’s what she wanted...well, refer to above. She sprayed down her face and neck...it’d been a long week.

Afterwards we caught up on old times. All total we probably spent an hour or better together. She asked for the standard with a two Lincoln tip. It was money well spent.

She did leave me her number. I will NOT give it out haphazardly. This girl is nearing a part time status or maybe even getting back to a normal life. She’s given the OK to give the number out to nice gentlemen such as myself that are not affiliated with my Uncle Leo. If you have not posted informative reports...DON’T BOTHER ASKING.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

M13 Gunz
05-16-05, 23:55
Main is usually the hot one, but also try the side streets (especially Deleon). I've also had a bit of luck on Garden, between US 1 and Park.

Bubbaneedsit
05-17-05, 06:54
This week is starting off slow; but here’s a few observations. I started my first stroll around 6 am. That's early for a Monday but they do say; the early bird gets the worm. I noticed the health habits vary for our area’s finest. MPD was enjoying a breakfast convention at Denny’s on US1 while the BCSD boys were at Subway. Looks like I know my pick for the next police olympics.

In S. Melbourne there was an extremely hot, young WSW, dressed in a “belly dancer” outfit. Long thin bright colored skirt...really knew how to shake her hips back and forth as she walked. She stood out so bad and was so nice looking that I was concerned not everyone made it to breakfast so I passed.

In Palm Bay I saw someone’s grandmother walking south along US1 near Palm Bay Road. She was completely grey, blue jeans and blue jean jacket; giving cars the wave. It WASN’T that bad last week, so another obvious pass.

Later in the afternoon during another stroll I again saw “belly dancer” girl. Now this couldn’t still be Aunt Leo walking side street to side street, cutting through yards. I kept my distance to observe. I watched as monger after monger was waved in only to be rebuffed on the pick up. You gentlemen were circling like vultures on a fresh kill. When I got closer I saw she was high as a kite. She was talking loudly to herself and weaving back and forth. She would motion to cars only to walk right into their path. What a mess for such a hot young girl. By the way; two of you gentlemen nearly side swiped my car trying to get to her...slow it down a notch OK?

Dave67- Take another look back to my “Who Are They II?” post. Perhaps the picture of unkWSWinPB2 is your Sybrina "Debbie.

Member#1752- Glad to hear of your success. Let us know when you are returning!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
05-17-05, 12:35
Lincoln, I think you mean "the early worm gets the bird"! :)

Anyway, I've been out of action lately, but hoping to soak the old eel by this weekend, so I'm looking for your wasted belly dancer, but having only my usual luck.

Jammer99

Bubbaneedsit
05-17-05, 21:41
Tuesday turned out fairly well. Made the rounds this afternoon working north to south along the US1 corridor. Saw both a BSW as well as a HOT WSW (dressed in tight pants and a pink top) near the bottle club drive through in S. Melbourne. Didn’t have an opportunity with the traffic to investigate further.

Made it down to Palm Bay and US1 when I came across both “Lynn” & Dave67's “Debbie.” I selected Lynn, a skinny WSW well into her 40s with bleach blonde shoulder length hair. I thought when I made the pick up it may be Debbie; however Lynn was quick to point out the real Debbie as we passed her at the next intersection. Either Debbie had dyed her hair to more of a red tinge or Dave67's definition of strawberry blonde and mine are a bit different. Either way you can find both women working this area throughout the day. I now realize my picture, unkWSW2inPB is “LYNN.” Another way to separate them is Debbie has a bit more meat on her with larger breasts.

Anyways, back to my story. Lynn was quick to get friendly which I enjoyed on the drive as well as a Leo check for her. When we arrived at a nice quiet location she got right to the business at hand. VERY NICE service; sloppy wet, deep throat, nice slurping, attended the step children appropriately, even asked if she could take care of my “sweet spot.” Never heard the rimjob referred to as that, but whatever makes them happy. Nice moaning when I petted the kitty. Offered full service upgrade; I passed. No pausing at the finish; no mess left behind.

Lynn provides a good reserve bet while in south Brevard. Yes, the face is weathered more than most will appreciate but the service makes up for it tenfold. Jackson with a two Lincoln tip. No digits. I forgot to ask about anal, but am going out on a limb here that a woman that calls it a “sweet spot” would have no trouble in this area.

Perhaps next time I should ask for a double with Debbie?!?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Overtime
05-18-05, 23:11
Well, the cops seemed to have calmed down in Melbourne. I usually drive the route up to four times per day, depending on work, so I have many data points. Problem is that US-1 now looks like a barren wasteland compared to its former glory. You used to be guaranteed to see something out there from 2 - 4 am.

Anyway, I'm not saying it's totally dead or anything as we see in the posts below; however, it's really hard to give people advice on where to go as it has to keep moving around so much. For example, I've cruised the Burger King parking lot and vicinity a bunch of times based on advice given and came up dry. Those trailer parks around Palm Bay are darker and deader than ever.

I do see more of a pimp/ho presense of late, but the ho's don't impress me much. Some of those side streets off of the railroad tracks and vicinity I've seen a white good ole boy type with a white chunky ho.

I've tried the infamous PMC a few times, but you know how that story goes. Nice place and everything, good people, but its just not the same. No BB stuff or anybody that is really great looking or really talented.

Sorry, just trying to post to keep it alive.

Good luck.

Dick Herder
05-19-05, 19:48
I've tried the infamous PMC a few times, but you know how that story goes. Nice place and everything, good people, but its just not the same. No BB stuff or anybody that is really great looking or really talented.I used to love PMC and Xanadu, but things change. I haven't been in the area in over five years. How do the women look at PMC these days? If it's not the same, what is it?

H20 Monger
05-19-05, 20:49
I saw two WSW this afternoon on US1 N.

First was a tiny blond, short hair, short blue jean skirt, green top.

She was thumbing on US1 just south of the Pineda.

I made a loop, she was gone.

A little but more down the road, another blonde.

This one tall and thin, pink pants, lots of slim belly showing.

Thumbing, walking like she's stoned.

Again, I slow down, turn around, she's gone too.

Stopped for a drink, waited a few minutes, proceeded south.

Down by Lake Washington, I spy the tiny blond again.

This time a black truck just ahead of me stops and she hops in.

Got a better look, shes older, but decent looking face, short blond hair dark tan.

Hope he enjoyed her.

Might be the "Shellie from Hawaii" that I picked up on A1A a year or two ago.

Good hummer.

I guess I need to look ahead a bit more and hit the brakes a bit faster.

Jammer
05-19-05, 22:39
I used to love PMC and Xanadu, but things change. I haven't been in the area in over five years. How do the women look at PMC these days? If it's not the same, what is it?I don't know about Xanadu, but "Paradise" leaves a LOT to be desired in the looks-department these days (though once I banged a nice nymphomaniac blonde in there who was about an 8 on the SW scale)...But you expect more when laying down that kind of loot. They have a website, by the way, but it's boring and I was unable to find it just now. I think there's a reason they DON'T have a web-cam.

It's really a pity, if they hired some REALLY hot women, they'd be worth the $$$ for a change, but I've had better luck (and looks!) on the street, at least until my dry spell lately. Oh well, I'll keep passin' by!

Jammer99

Overtime
05-20-05, 07:59
I used to love PMC and Xanadu, but things change. I haven't been in the area in over five years. How do the women look at PMC these days? If it's not the same, what is it?Hey Dick,

Didn't mean to say that PMC wasn't the same. It pretty much is. Quality is always a crapshoot. I meant it isn't the same going to the Bunny Ranch, for example, with all its AIDS control and management as it is with finding some fun (desperate?) chick on the street eager to please and good at her job. Plus it's cheaper. Still, I always think that there are plenty of places that don't have PMC's and such to offer, so I have to go occassionally just to support them. It's the same kind of thing as one of those Oriental Spa's except with white, often 40-somethings, instead of Korean chicks off the boat.

Haven't been to Xanadu. I think earlier posts indicate it closed years ago, but can't really say.

From what I gather from reading the latest posts, it seems like all the action has moved into the daylight hours or early morning.

Bubbaneedsit
05-20-05, 14:25
Gentlemen,

Xanadu was shut down many years ago. I tried to do a search from the local paper but couldn't find any old links to the story. It was the feds on tax and weapons charges, not the locals that brought an end to everything. A side note is that the old owner's (he's locked up for a long time) ex-wife works the streets in S. Melbourne occasionally. Wish I had a picture to warn others...she's a waste of money.

Paradise is hit or miss at best. Keep in mind, there are a least a half dozen other establishments in Brevard to choose from. PMC would likely be last on my list.

I always wonder what will happen to these places when a new sheriff takes over (most of them stay out of city limits) but so far nothing new with Parker. It's still early though.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dick Herder
05-20-05, 21:43
Xanadu closed its doors years ago, but it used to be fun. They had a nice little grotto room with a hot tub. I always managed to find something there for fun. I found PMC after Xanadu closed, and there was a cute girl named Debbie there for a while. She went into business for herself.

Like I said before, this was all years ago. I haven't been hobbying since then. The streetwalkers always made me nervous. I like the idea of having a place to go. Sort of like McDonald's. It's nice to know it's there.

No matter now.

Max #01
05-20-05, 22:17
I used to love PMC and Xanadu, but things change. I haven't been in the area in over five years. How do the women look at PMC these days? If it's not the same, what is it?

I was sort of a regular at Xanadu years ago. Yes, it was busted for a reason I don't remember. My ATF there was a redhead named "Valerie." I remember on one occasion she had a cast on her leg but she was still working. She had to keep the casted leg out of the jacuzzi, but she still came through as always. She was a natural redhead and had a red "birds nest" back when that style was popular. Thanks for the memories!

Jammer
05-21-05, 05:04
...
Paradise is hit or miss at best. Keep in mind, there are a least a half dozen other establishments in Brevard to choose from. PMC would likely be last on my list.

I always wonder what will happen to these places when a new sheriff takes over (most of them stay out of city limits) but so far nothing new with Parker. It's still early though.....I'm fascinated there's a half-dozen other establishments besides PMC. I'd be especially interested in one that paid a bit more attention to workers' appearance! I'd love to find a place like that.

None of the others, I'd wager, have as blatant a sign (newly repaired!) as Paradise, and that might be because of a rumor I've heard that PMC pays substantially for being left alone to the police and fire charities in Melbourne and the cops all STFU about the situation because otherwise they'd all, especially the hags at PMC. Be out on the streets again.

Jammer99

MikeInBrazil
05-21-05, 10:38
Is PMC playmates? If so I dont understand what the fuss about the place is.

Dick Herder
05-21-05, 13:35
Is PMC playmates? If so I dont understand what the fuss about the place is.Paradise Men's Club.

Bubbaneedsit
05-21-05, 15:02
Is PMC playmates? If so I don’t understand what the fuss about the place is.

No sir, Playmates is in an industrial park in North Cocoa. It is supposed to be a complete nude club but extras are always offered. PMC is an abbreviation someone here started using for the Paradise Mens' Club on 192 in West Melbourne.


I'm fascinated there's a half-dozen other establishments besides PMC. I'd be especially interested in one that paid a bit more attention to workers' appearance! I'd love to find a place like that.

None of the others, I'd wager, have as blatant a sign (newly repaired!) as Paradise, and that might be because of a rumor I've heard that PMC pays substantially for being left alone to the police and fire charities in Melbourne and the cops all STFU about the situation because otherwise they'd all, especially the hags at PMC. Be out on the streets again.

Jammer99I'd have no problem naming six. I haven't really sat down and written them all out. There's probably more. I doubt there are any payoffs either. As I noted earlier, most of these establishments stay out of the cities' limits. The West Melbourne limit ends next door at the Winn-Dixie plaza placing PMC in the county.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
05-21-05, 15:25
Anyway, I'm not saying it's totally dead or anything as we see in the posts below; however, it's really hard to give people advice on where to go as it has to keep moving around so much. For example, I've cruised the Burger King parking lot and vicinity a bunch of times based on advice given and came up dry. Those trailer parks around Palm Bay are darker and deader than ever.

Good luck.The finds in Brevard are not as obvious to locate as they are in larger areas like Orlando, but they are there. One pass through a stolling area usually will not suffice. Most areas always are a block or two wide which is nice for us mongers who prefer not making a NASCAR type stop right on US1 for the pickup. Using my most recent hunt as an example, after spending some quality time eating lousy greasy food from the BK only one woman came in but was TOO WASTED to be useful. Her name is Mary something or other, a short brunette, skinny but not crack skinny, I think her picture is on the state page...I bet Dave67 can place her. Obvious pass, and I move on. But then just a short thirty minutes later when I'm about ready to give up; the tag team duo of Debbie and Lynn make an appearance (again, that's twice this week for me!) at the store on Palm Bay and US1. Decisions, decisions, what should one do?

Be patient guys, plenty of you are still mowing me over to score. And when you're lucky enough to hit on something that carries a cell...share with the rest of us!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
05-21-05, 20:52
Met "Tracy" in S Palm bay today. she was thumbing from the center lane of US1 by Port malabar when I picked her up. I thought I had another semi pro at first when she told me she doesn't do it very often. I passed on her offer to go to her place. (Translation, let's get comfortable so my friends can rob you.) We negotiated 2 jacksons for the deed, which is high, but she seemed clean, fresh, and new. Even had gold earrings in.

Tracy is mid to late 20's, early 30's, 5'7", and 120#, mid back length auburn hair, green eyes, and "B" cups. I should have known things weren't going to work out when she started asking for tissues before she started! I told her that for what I was paying, I expected to see her gargle, and after saying that I'd just take her home, she agreed to the deed.

After 5 minutes of fighting with her to do more than lick the tip, and do a handjob, I gave up, and zipped up. She asked if someone was coming, and I replied that was the problem.. No one was coming, especially me! After asking for 1/2 back, she refused, so I told her I had to run an errand before dropping her off. She actually let me get past Vero before figuring it out.

When she asked where I was going, I replied as far south as I could before throwing her out. She said that wasn't cool, and I replied neither was a half a--ed head. We negotiated $20 for her ride home.

I'll try to find her pics on the state page, but this lady is a definite pass!

Dave67
05-21-05, 20:58
Is it just me, or has anyone else found it strange that all but one of H2O Monger's posts describe the blonde who got away during his turn around? If it's not useful, or entertaining, let's not waste everyone's time with "I saw a tall blonde walking by the Pineda, but she got away before I turned around"

Hey, once in awhile, we all see the white whale, but let's get some good fish tales huh?

Mat BJ
05-22-05, 00:21
Hey Guys,

I visit Brevard County from time to time for business. I've noticed PMC has become pretty bad in quality and the girls are asking way more for their services. Are there other places that provide similar services with better quality girls in Brevard?

Thanks,

Matt

Bubbaneedsit
05-22-05, 13:01
Met "Tracy" in S Palm bay today.

I'll try to find her pics on the state page, but this lady is a definite pass!
Dave67, while you're looking this one up can you help us out by identifying the BK woman from my post on 5/21/2005? I know you're a wiz finding them on the state page! Also wanted to say

She said that wasn't cool, and I replied neither was a half a--ed head. We negotiated $20 for her ride home.!
You are THE MAN!

Is it just me, or has anyone else found it strange that all but one of H2O Monger's posts describe the blonde who got away during his turn around?I thought before I chastised Dave67 for flaming H2O Monger I'd investigate further. The results are in: (11 H20 monger posts thus far)

saw blonde or multilple blondes that "got away" 3 posts
saw blonde but had no time / passed 3 posts
question / no information offered 1 post
comments about strip club out of area (no real info) 1 post
playmates encounters (one name) 2 posts
real report (dates back to 2003) 1 post

H2O Monger, either you're holding out the vital information from us or you've never actually been on the hunt. Perhaps you could start posting something useful. We'll never get back the minutes spent reading those posts!


Hey Guys, Are there other places that provide similar services with better quality girls in Brevard?

Thanks,
MattMatBJ, this is an easy one. RTFF!

Be safe out there gentlemen!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
05-22-05, 20:53
Wow! If I'd have realized you were there, I'd have bought you lunch! I saw Mary there as well! And as for more information on her, Yep, Sure can. It's Mary Margaret Tracy

DC Number: E08734
Name: TRACY, MARY M
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'04''
Weight: 134 lbs.
Birth Date: 04/08/1978
Release Facility: GADSDEN C.I.
Custody: COMMUNITY
Release Date: 11/10/2004

She hangs around with Janice "Misty" Bently

DC Number: E22221
Name: BENTLY, JANICE M
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: BROWN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'01''
Weight: 158 lbs.
Birth Date: 05/12/1983
Release Facility: HERNANDO C.I.
Custody: MEDIUM
Release Date: 03/10/2005

And they both like partying together. If you're ever lucky enough to catch them sober and together, well, let's say that's one fantasy you can cross off the list!


Dave67, while you're looking this one up can you help us out by identifying the BK woman from my post on 5/21/2005? I know you're a wiz finding them on the state page! Also wanted to say

You are THE MAN!
I thought before I chastised Dave67 for flaming H2O Monger I'd investigate further. The results are in: (11 H20 monger posts thus far)

saw blonde or multilple blondes that "got away" 3 posts
saw blonde but had no time / passed 3 posts
question / no information offered 1 post
comments about strip club out of area (no real info) 1 post
playmates encounters (one name) 2 posts
real report (dates back to 2003) 1 post

H2O Monger, either you're holding out the vital information from us or you've never actually been on the hunt. Perhaps you could start posting something useful. We'll never get back the minutes spent reading those posts!

MatBJ, this is an easy one. RTFF!

Be safe out there gentlemen!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

H20 Monger
05-23-05, 19:27
But that's all I've got for ya'll.

I lurk, I drive, I look, I seldom partake.

Guess I'm a mere piker.

Dave67
05-25-05, 08:35
I had the chance to meet with Wendy that Lincoln Man posted about on 5/16 yesterday. His post is very accurate, except I though she was a little taller. We had a nice session where she kept bringing me to the edge and stopping.

At one point she had me laughing my butt off by telling me she had just been with a guy and was in a restaurant doing him under the counter when a customer walked in on them. This was one cool cat as he carried on a conversation with someone while she took care of business under the counter. My hat's off to him, although I'd love hearing that story from his end sometime!

Once I started begging for completion, she really started getting into it and moaning, begging for the payoff. Definitely a pro as she didn't miss a drop, even coming back to catch the last drop before tucking my little friend in for the night.

As I brought her home, she thanked me for a good time, and gave me her number to call in the future. I think I may. If you haven't posted some real reports with legitimate information, please don't bother asking for the number. She's only part time, and I don't want her harrassed by jerks or Uncle.

As for H20 Monger, hey, at least you're up front about it, and I can appreciate that. We're cool.

Bubbaneedsit
05-26-05, 18:40
Where to begin?

The carpet munching tag team of “Mary” Tracy (BK post dated 5/21) and “Misty” Bentley is over for awhile as Misty is currently spending time with the governor. Apparently trying to sneak contraband into the county lock up is frowned upon.

H2O Monger, I sometimes feel as if Dave67 & I are the only contributing members of our little society. A holiday weekend is coming up; why not treat yourself to little somethin somethin, and then post a nice juicy report for the rest of us?

Dave67, Glad Wendy met your needs. I hope you are careful with the number I passed to you. I’d hate for my (correction; OUR) part-timer to start bunking with Misty.

Now for those of you mongers that say you never can find anything please clean the wax out of your ears and pay close attention....START EATING AT BURGER KING!! Look, I’m not making this up so my stock will go up. BK is a privately owned company, no public trading. And I realize that the shake machine has been broken for too long. Perhaps you’re also worried about cholesterol...then get a f’ing salad. Either way, start eating at this place. In two days I have witnessed:

“Micky” eating @ outside table twice (dave67's 5/5 post)
“Donna” (an old contact I used regularly a few months back) walking through the lot
“Mary” ordering a drink (my post 5/21)
“Linda” walking through parking lot(my post 4/6)
unk WSW, brunette, medium build, wearing pink & brown shorts, white tank top @ outside table w/ pimp
unk WSW, red head, slender, wearing blue shorts, white t-shirt @ outside table w/ pimp
unk WSW, strawberry blonde, medium (possibly pregnant), wearing blue jeans and white top @ outside table

OK, enough ranting on that subject. Moving on to new business. I’ve been quiet for a few days but I haven’t been slacking. I have two possible “off the beaten path” possibilities I’m working on. I hope to have my investigations done by the end of the weekend to report back to you. One is a previously retired woman that may be back in business out of her house part time. I have a hunch by Dave67 to thank for that one, although I’ll probably be the one to take the hit for the team and find out for sure. The other is a potential “under the radar” MP that I just have a good feeling about. I’ve got work to do gentlemen so I’ve gotta go. Be safe out there!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Hairball
05-28-05, 09:53
Titusville,

I hit Main St. at daybreak to find CeeCee a dark red hair wsw about 5 on the scale, medium build (nowhere close to crack skinny) 5'8" or so. She was very friendly and sober and after the normal safety exchanges decided on a flute lesson. I was going to upgrade the service half way through but the Red Barren was flying. The flute music was stellar and heard slow unrushed songs of joy. She is not much of a looker but I will review her song list again if given the chance. The rates were quite reasonable, no digits but says she likes the enticing the boys on thier way to work time of day. Once again spotted more than her to choose from on Main.

Keep up the good work Lincoln and Dave it was your type of posting that converted me from a lurker to a monger. If all you dumb ass Lurkers would post you would find the bigger advantages of being trusted by the other members.

Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
05-28-05, 13:02
Using a hunch that Dave67 pm’d me with, I was able to expand on his internet research and complete my investigation of a "semi-retired" woman working from her home. (Man, I love it when a plan comes together!) I had a pleasant meeting with “Brenda”, an early forties, can’t say WSW because she no longer walks. Brenda is short, probably 5'4", and maybe weighs 90 lbs soaking wet. Dark, frizzy hair, only nipples, and a bush that in my opinion needs a trim. She maintains a clean, clutter free home in an established neighborhood. She asked for above average pricing due to it being our first meeting (she says the first time is always a bit awkward) and the fact that she’s providing a nice, safe place. When I say above average, I’m not talking internet escort, but more than the one Jackson, two Jackson system. I was only able to enjoy a flute lesson because she doesn’t keep covers. She did disrobe and seemed to get into the service; however, I have had better. I am considering going back for a repeat as she may be more comfotable since we'd be past the first visit nervousness, and a covered session with that tiny thing spinning on my tool could be pretty sweet. She only works daytime hours, perhaps there's a boyfriend or perhaps just to keep the neighbors happy. She doesn’t advertise anywhere, just has a few old regulars that know her "from the day." If I weren’t a professional bullshiter by trade, I wouldn’t have gotten a date. I have the digits...but you gentlemen know the criteria for asking.

Hairball- Thanks for the quality report. Is it possible that your CeCe is the same from my picture on 4/27? I haven’t seen her around for awhile but she was fun. By the way, I’m still hoping for an invitation to do some fishing in Titusville!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Vieraman
05-30-05, 22:41
Was on my way to a friends house Sunday night, heading south on US1, just north of University. Saw a very pretty brunnette crossing from the park heading towards the hood. She was with a second girl, and (I suspect) their pimp. She was very young, (legal, if that is possible!) and about a 14 on the SW scale. I don't partake in the SW action, but good luck to those who do, she was worth looking for.

Dave67
05-31-05, 15:31
Had the opportunity to travel to Daytona Beach this past weekend and have a fruitfull hunt both Saturday and Sunday. Got home Monday in time to take a cruise throught the zone at about 4:30pm, but didn't see very much action anywhere. Cruised through the south end and finally hooked up with Debbie, aka Sybrina. Traded her a Jackson for some TLC to my little friend and his stepkids. She definitely has some miles on her, but they haven't been spent idly. She definitely is a master at her trade.

With the weather reports, it'll probably be a slow week, but at least it is off to a good start!

Hairball, keep up the good work! Always good to see others participate!

Lincoln, definitely keep us posted on your recruiting!

Dave67
06-01-05, 05:05
On 5/17 Lincoln Man posted:


Tuesday turned out fairly well. Made the rounds this afternoon working north to south along the US1 corridor. Saw both a BSW as well as a HOT WSW (dressed in tight pants and a pink top) near the bottle club drive through in S. Melbourne. Didn’t have an opportunity with the traffic to investigate further.

Made it down to Palm Bay and US1 when I came across both “Lynn” & Dave67's “Debbie.” I selected Lynn, a skinny WSW well into her 40s with bleach blonde shoulder length hair. I thought when I made the pick up it may be Debbie; however Lynn was quick to point out the real Debbie as we passed her at the next intersection. Either Debbie had dyed her hair to more of a red tinge or Dave67's definition of strawberry blonde and mine are a bit different. Either way you can find both women working this area throughout the day. I now realize my picture, unkWSW2inPB is “LYNN.” Another way to separate them is Debbie has a bit more meat on her with larger breasts.

Anyways, back to my story. Lynn was quick to get friendly which I enjoyed on the drive as well as a Leo check for her. When we arrived at a nice quiet location she got right to the business at hand. VERY NICE service; sloppy wet, deep throat, nice slurping, attended the step children appropriately, even asked if she could take care of my “sweet spot.” Never heard the rimjob referred to as that, but whatever makes them happy. Nice moaning when I petted the kitty. Offered full service upgrade; I passed. No pausing at the finish; no mess left behind.

Lynn provides a good reserve bet while in south Brevard. Yes, the face is weathered more than most will appreciate but the service makes up for it tenfold. Jackson with a two Lincoln tip. No digits. I forgot to ask about anal, but am going out on a limb here that a woman that calls it a “sweet spot” would have no trouble in this area.

Perhaps next time I should ask for a double with Debbie?!?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.Now gentlemen, I ask each and every one of you, can you find anywhere in here where he states Lynn has a full set of dentures? You know, teeth that come out??? It's like a Kitty with a tongue!! Forget about the weathering! That's talent worth searching for!

Met Lynn this morning on Palm Bay Road. Definitely worth the time and the dime!

Lincoln Man, old buddy old pal, more attention to detail in your posts will get you that senior badge you crave!

Dave67
06-01-05, 05:11
Almost forgot to post this!

I previousley posted on "Tracy" and saw her today when I was picking up Lynn. Lynn reports her name is really "Stacy", and she is known for Jacking her customers (Both hand and deed, indeed!). After spending time with Lynn, I stopped at the store so she could get some stuff, and Stacy pulled up with a guy in a gold car that reminded me of the old Nova. She was talking to Lynn in the store, telling her how she'd already gotten $10 out of the jerk, and was shooting for $40 more, and had "no intention on going down on that dirt bag."

I can't find a definite picture, but she looks like a cross between Stacie Joiner and Stacey Roberts on the state page. Guys, you've been warned! This lady looks great, but that's all you're gonna get!


Met "Tracy" in S Palm bay today. she was thumbing from the center lane of US1 by Port malabar when I picked her up. I thought I had another semi pro at first when she told me she doesn't do it very often. I passed on her offer to go to her place. (Translation, let's get comfortable so my friends can rob you.) We negotiated 2 jacksons for the deed, which is high, but she seemed clean, fresh, and new. Even had gold earrings in.

Tracy is mid to late 20's, early 30's, 5'7", and 120#, mid back length auburn hair, green eyes, and "B" cups. I should have known things weren't going to work out when she started asking for tissues before she started! I told her that for what I was paying, I expected to see her gargle, and after saying that I'd just take her home, she agreed to the deed.

After 5 minutes of fighting with her to do more than lick the tip, and do a handjob, I gave up, and zipped up. She asked if someone was coming, and I replied that was the problem.. No one was coming, especially me! After asking for 1/2 back, she refused, so I told her I had to run an errand before dropping her off. She actually let me get past Vero before figuring it out.

When she asked where I was going, I replied as far south as I could before throwing her out. She said that wasn't cool, and I replied neither was a half a--ed head. We negotiated $20 for her ride home.

I'll try to find her pics on the state page, but this lady is a definite pass!

Golfnutz
06-01-05, 12:00
A couple of weeks ago I was in the area and picked up a short, slightly heavy WSW down by the water front park/boat ramp just south of the BK/ bridge area, dusk / early evening hours. Had shoulder length curly / frizzy hair and a loose flowered dress on. Proceeded to do an in car BJ and all the while this chick is moving and sqirming like crazy. I mean to the point of annonying. Kept grabbing my ass and asking me to use two hands to play with her snatch.

After she left I realized the movement was a diversion so she could get my wallet out. This chick was a PR0 pick pocket. Luckily I found my wallet under the seat but empty of about 300 bucks. She also took my lighter and two packs of smokes. I never pull my wallet out in front of them and usually have it locked away. This time I was just tired and stupid and learned a valueable and expensive lesson. I also had my luggage in the crew-cab and told her I was in town only for the night. In retrospect, I'm sure I looked like an easy mark.

It could have been worse, at least she didn't take my whole wallet which would have made my trip home really tough. Just remember to always be on guard, most of these chicks will do anything for money including stealing from you. And we all know its kind of hard to explain to the police "well it started when I picked up this prosritute, officer".

Bally

Golfnutz
06-01-05, 12:23
Has Body Magic on Sarno opened their new location yet and more importantly has the quality improved? I swear last time I was in there the massage was short and awful and the therapist was worse. She was old, flabby, fat and nothing I would even pick up on the street. Wanted 100 for a HJ after the door fee and a half assed 15 mintue massage. After I rejected her offer she came down to 50. Little head took over and this chick proceeded to get undressed. Oh man, was that a joy killer. I litterally closed my eyes and had to imagine it was someone else. I can get better service, cheaper prices, and much hotter and thinner girls at the palm tree.

Bubbaneedsit
06-01-05, 17:49
Gentlemen,

You just never know when something is going to come your way. Here’s a description of the events as they unfolded last evening:

9:00 p.m., Lincoln Man driving south on US1 in north Melbourne (working). A black 4 door sedan pulls alongside with two women inside, windows are down as are mine.

Passenger “Hey baby, what’s go’in on?” (Loud enough to be heard cross cars at 45 mph)
LM “Do I know you?” (Puzzled at this point.)
P “I bet you wanna get to know me! Have you met the twins?”
LM “The twins?” (Very puzzled, and apparently very dense.)
P “The twins silly!!” (Quickly pulls down her top and massages her chest.)
LM “You’re right I do wanna know you.” (Quickly motions to and pulls into the nearest convenience store.)

OK, fast forward to today. I had a wonderful visit with “Summer” this morning. (I did mention that I was working last night.) She was again with the driver of the sedan who I won’t name because I believe she only does duty as Summer’s girlfriend and isn’t a SW. Summer on the other hand is a sweet 43 yoa (could easily pass for 30s) red head WSW with a dancer’s physique. She was just by coincidence a dancer at many of the fine establishments in Brevard and Orlando areas over the years. She has small BUT PERKY B cups (which could easily have been on any 18 year old), a small tight rear,and a trimmed kitty that has a healthy set of lips. When we met this morning she was freshly showered and smelled wonderful. She was willing to take me back to her place since the “boyfriend” was at work. Her girlfriend came along as well but never was a threesome mentioned, so I left it alone. Summer is by far the more attractive one anyways.

Summer at first asked to see Mr. Franklin. I politely got up and excused myself as I had no plans to part with a gentleman that wasn’t even a dead president. She had a quick change of heart and was willing to settle for a two Jackson fee with a two Lincoln tip. Now I make it a rule not to tip in advance, I believe to get the two Lincoln tip, one must earn it; however, she did provide a safe inside location, which is always worth a couple of Lincolns to me...so I figured what the hell?

Oral presentation was OK, yes I’ve had better. She encouraged kitty petting to get herself revved up. Cover was put on orally which is always a nice trick. Full service was excellent. This lady does enjoy her job and is skilled. She likes it hard, when she was on her back she had her arms behind her pressing back against the wall to push back at me with her pelvis. She has excellent kegel control! I don’t believe I’ve ever been able to so obviously feel the grabbing of a women’s pubic muscles while engaging in covered activity. When nearing the end I stripped off the cover and blasted those twins of hers.

I am sorry to say that the only contact number I have is the girlfriend’s boyfriend’s cell. (That’s quite a mouthful.) I am told during daytime hours only on a rare occasion should I use this number. We’ll have to wait and see if anything comes up that I consider an emergency.

She didn’t part with the real name so I couldn't quickly locate her on the state page, but I’ll sift through the pictures and let my fellow mongers know if anything comes up. Until next time, be safe out there gentlemen, and ALWAYS keep your eyes open. You just never know!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Mat BJ
06-01-05, 23:26
Stopped by Tokyo Spa and asked mama-san to see who the masseuses were and she replied that they were all busy and they don't usually let you see them before hand. She said they were young pretty Asian girls. Did not want to take a chance. They are not always open at their established times either when I drive by.

Anyone else have luck there?

Bubbaneedsit
06-02-05, 13:20
Has Body Magic on Sarno opened their new location yet and more importantly has the quality improved?Body Magic's second location is not due to open until August. It's name will be Executive Spa and it is just north of the Pineda Cswy. I am not sure what the delays have been but they had originally planned to open at the beginning of this year. They already are paying for ads in the yellow pages if you want to see more!

By the way Ballyhooo, I am still am grateful for your advice to me concerning Body Magic back when I was a rookie.

Bubbaneedsit
06-02-05, 13:31
After she left I realized the movement was a diversion so she could get my wallet out. This chick was a PR0 pick pocket. Luckily I found my wallet under the seat but empty of about 300 bucks. Before the pick up; the wallet ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS goes into the locked glove box, trunk, etc. Anywhere other than your pockets!

Did this thief give you a name?

Bubbaneedsit
06-02-05, 20:01
Gentlemen,

I decided I would venture out into unchartered waters this afternoon. I can’t remember any of you posting about the Cape Canaveral area in recent months (if ever) and yet the local fish wrapper had an article recently about how bad the street level drug activity and (gasp) prostitution has gotten. Being the concerned citizen that I am I decided to investigate for myself.

I only needed approximately ten minutes to strike out in about a 10 block area. Here’s the play by play for those of you scoring at home:

LM sees a smok’in hot WSW, probably late 20s, slender, maybe 5'7 wearing blue jeans & a black tank top strolling down A1A. I first spotted her near Lidos walking north. She was giving everyone the look. I gave her the look, pulled down the next side street and waited. Sure enough she saw me down a bit and headed my direction. Apparently I forgot that I had my undercover LEO signs still on my car because as she approached she did a 180 and took off in the opposite direction. (Hmm?) Strike One!

From here I continue my trek one block in from A1A on the 1st road that runs parallel with it heading north. Almost immediately I spot a chunky WSW, probably 5'10 , black hair, in her 30s, wearing blue jean shorts and a tshirt. I pass, she gives me the look, but I’m thinking she’s heavier than I like them. After a minute or two I come to my senses and recall that the back of her head really wasn’t that large, so why not? I find her heading up another side street towards A1A near the 7-11. As I close in on her, the first WSW greets the second with a hug and they begin to chat. I pass, giving them a chance to “catch up on old times.” After a few minutes I circle back around see #2 heading back away from A1A. As I near she makes a beeline to get as far from me as possible! Apparently #1 warned #2 about me, the undercover! Strike Two!!

I loop around and continue down the parallel street still heading north and once again almost immediately come across a LWS, very tall, slender, massive breasts, brunette. I pass very slowly and give her the look through my open passenger window. She returns the look and as I look back up to see where I can pull over, who do you think is passing me going the other direction just as slow? No not #1 again, worse...one of Brevard County’s finest and as we lock eyes he gives me the stink eye. I remember I’d left the iron on at home and make a quick exit calling it a day. Strike Three!!! You're Out!

Well, the afternoon wasn’t a complete wash. Yes, I came up empty handed, but I did find us a new fertile fishing ground. Take a look fellow mongers, and post your findings soon!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-02-05, 21:12
She didn’t part with the real name so I couldn't quickly locate her on the state page, but I’ll sift through the pictures and let my fellow mongers know if anything comes up. Until next time, be safe out there gentlemen, and ALWAYS keep your eyes open. You just never know!Well Gentlemen, they can run but they can't hide!! Let me start off by first stating that Summer must have broken up / got kicked out / whatever the case maybe with the "boyfriend". Both yesterday afternoon as well as today I have seen her walking in the vicinity of Aurora Road and US1. Yesterday was a flowered print knee length dress, today was jean shorts and a tank top.

Not only did I track her down on the state list (central FL, I really had to put some effort into this one) but I see she is a fugitive from justice. You'd better find her quick before she's picked up. You can find her stats below and use them to locate her picture.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

DC Number: L11892
Name: MARVIN, JILL
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE
Hair Color: RED OR AUBURN
Eye Color: HAZEL
Height: 5'04''
Weight: 125 lbs.
Birth Date: 05/31/1962
Supervision Begin Date: 09/04/1997
Current Location: BARTOW
Current Status: ABSCONDER/FUGITIVE
Supervision Type: PROBATION FELONY
Scheduled Termination Date: 08/21/2003

Golfnutz
06-03-05, 15:54
Damn Lincoln, with all of your dedicated homework and greulling research you are going to be a lock for the "monger of the year" award. Seriously though I do enjoy and appreciate your reports. I wish I could do more, but I travel a lot and am not around a computer much of the time. By the time I could post, a lot of my info would be old.

Glad I could help with Body MAGIC, hope you did'nt have to wait too long for a reply from me.

I never got the little thiefs name. I'm usually very careful, but on that day made several errors:

1) Was tired after a long drive to MLB.

2) Didn't go to hotel first and dump luggage.

3) Didn't lock up wallet (but I did have my mongermoney in ashtray) I think that's one of the reasons I forgot.

4) Gave her a ride to the hood afterwards where she quickly headed in between some crack shacks.

5-10) Didn't lock up wallet.

Saddest part is some of that cash was earmarked for a special massage from Candy at Palm Tree.

Stay safe everyone.

J Man
06-03-05, 16:57
Well gents after some generous information from the LM, a master at his craft, I landed a nice little tanned cutie at the Citgo on Harbour City. The one down from the BK. I think she called herself Star, of course how many Stars have we had? Anyway, very good oral skills for a jack.

When I started on my troll I cruised by the station and there were at least 3 providers hanging around there. One I missed out on that I wanted, WSW looked young 20-22 with long black hair. Anyone tried this one let me know. I don't get down to the Melbourne area but every few weeks but you can bet there will be more overnights there.

The area is full of talent and there are mongers out there because one got my long haired beauty. Start posting!

Be careful and happy mongering!

And then I woke up from this dream.

Bubbaneedsit
06-04-05, 07:21
Gentlemen,

Perhaps one of you can lend me a bit of help this weekend. I am looking for an old friend who used to be found in north Melbourne years ago. She unfortunately got an invite to a long celebration at the governor's mansion that just couldn't be refused, thus taking her out of circulation for a few years.

Using the county website I see she is back up to her old tricks but resides in north Cocoa. You can use the information below to find her on the release data base which has a nice photograph of her.

If anyone knows her and can provide contact information it'd be greatly appreciated. Perhaps even a quiet lurker can maintain his silence on the board and just slip me a pm. Thanks in advance for your efforts.

DC Number: E16736
Name: DANIELS, JAMIE E
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE

On another note: Am I the only one who is batting zero with all this rain?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
06-08-05, 06:45
I was chatting online with the master himself, Lincoln Man, the other day when he made a comparison that I had never heard before.

He was describing a provider that he said "She'd make good Gorilla Cookies." I'm thinking, "WTF?" and went so far as to ask him what he meant by that. He explained that you could take her face, roll it in cookie dough, and 10 minutes later, poof! Gorilla cookies!

Well, late yesterday I was cruising the zone snapping some pics for y'all when I came across this talent. I had snapped the first pic and driven a little when I had to pull over as I was laughing so hard! This girl was so ugly, and I was trying to think of the right words when it popped into my head. I had finally witnessed "Gorilla cookies"! I looped and got the second picture which is attached below.

Enjoy!

Dave67
06-08-05, 06:53
Saw this provider yesterday at 4pm in South Melbourne. She reminds me of Loretta McCreadie, but I didn't have time to get back and check her out. Any of you mongers out there get a chance to sample this one?

Dave67
06-08-05, 07:07
I've gotten into a rut lately, and haven't really been partaking much due to the lack of new talent out and about. Lincoln Man has been busting me in PM's on this dry streak, claiming he is going to be the Mayor of Burger King, but I just haven't been up to the challenge. I had planned on just getting some snapshots of various providers for visitors to the area to observe local talent, but my little friend insisted I partake of this one.

I was sitting innocently at a red light (shoulda known) when this honey walked right across in front of me. Needless to say, there ensued a world class Monger turn followed Immediately by two monger U's in immediate succession!

Moments later, Mary was onboard and getting acquainted with my little friend! If you've never tried this, you'll definitely appreciate it if you get the chance. There's nothing like the contrast between a warm mouth, and one that's just been iced down with frozen coffee. Get that going in a good rhythm, and it isn't long before you're ready to add some cream to the coffee!

Surprisingly enough, that's exactly what Mary did. Gotta love someone who is in what they do. The nice part of it all is that she really isn't a regular, she was having some work done on her car, and was heading to the ATM when I saw her. Needless to say, she got her car repaired in short order.

Just for clarification, this is not the Mary I've posted on previousley, known as Mary M Tracy.

Bubbaneedsit
06-08-05, 13:47
Well gentlemen, where should one begin?

First off, I’ve got to stop spending so much time at the BK. Yes, I realize as future Mayor of this fine establishment I need to represent the people, BUT I think people are beginning to believe I work there. The last thing I need is for some of you asking me if you get fries with that. This place is by far the most productive area we have but enough is enough. Besides, I found one of you lurkers lurking around the place last Sunday. Yes I know you had your papers, legal pads, etc., all spread out on the table as if you were working, however; in the half hour I spent eating you never took your eyes off the parking lot. More discretion friend, or you’ll never make Senior.

While there I made new friends with a woman living at the white ho motel up the street. Very nice woman, got a room number and have spoken with her on several occasions by phone. Haven’t been able to partake yet as her boyfriend/roommate has been not been able to work due to all this rain. I’ll post a report when it happens.

When leaving the joint, I ran into my old friend, named BK Hottie by Jammer (posts on 3/26 and 4/23). I nailed down her name (amongst other things) as Brianna. She’s definitely 20 years old, and by far the hottest thing out here still. Her attitude is toning down with time (didn’t we all know it would) and her skills are improving (although she still can’t swallow.) But hey, that sweet thing for a Jackson and a pack of Newports...what more could one ask?

I have another action report to post of a new woman "Trina" I met in north Melbourne but it'd be too long to attach here. I'll get back to all of you in the a.m.

Dave67- Gorilla cookie gal is a friend of BK Hottie. Perhaps if you see her she’ll point you in the right direction. I’d like to meet “Mary” (the new one) pm me if you can hook a brother up. By the way, maybe the BK guy was you. How many legal pads can you fit on a table at BK?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-09-05, 07:47
Gentlemen,

Just a couple of quick notes this morning:

The rare breaks between all this rain have turned the supply and demand to our favor for a change. There was no rain yesterday afternoon in south Melbourne and as I made the stroll around 4p.m. I saw four WSWs at the BK (yes, I know...back again), three WSWs at the Citgo and 3 WSWs at the Texaco. Of all of these I knew maybe three, one being the BK Hottie who was at Citco this time. A side note about the Citgo...it’s only productive late afternoon through the evening. A woman opens the place at six and works until around two. She apparently isn’t as ‘Ho friendly as we’d like. When she leaves...its all good! The Texaco is good morning and night, but not as populated as the Citgo. (Lincoln Man pauses to try to remember who has the cheaper fuel, very important in these days of outlandish pricing.)

Also wanted to mention that Dave67's “Debbie, aka Sybrina” either lives in the house on the SW corner of the intersection he found her, or she’s so concerned about being a good citizen that she brings in everyone’s trash cans while on a stroll.

Bubbaneedsit
06-09-05, 16:26
Gentlemen,

There are those of you who won’t believe this story. Hell, I’m not even sure that I do 100%. There are some stories though, that must be told knowing that they will just be discarded as rubbish.

I met “Trina” Wednesday morning walking on Aurora near Avacado. I had seen her out a time or two recently; however, I had never seen her actually get into a vehicle. I performed a few monger safety loops to make sure everything was legitimate. I finally pulled up to her and offered her a ride. She was hesitant but did accept.

Trina was about 5’9” tall, thick in the waist with two extremely large round melons. Short brown hair, not the worst face, but not the best either. She made some talk with me as I drove from the area.

Eventually she asked why I’d picked her up. We went through an EXTENSIVE security checklist. I can honestly say that I’ve never had someone ask so many questions or perform such a thorough test. As she was wrapping up the exam I was starting to think that she was Aunt Leo. Hell, I was getting so paranoid; I could’ve been Uncle Leo and not even known it at this point.

Finally she was satisfied and we moved to a quiet location. She performed an excellent, sloppy wet BBBJCIM. This lady could find employment as a sword swallower. The melons were rather squeezable as well.

She asked to see President Jackson…I obliged. Then she springs it on me. She is dying. Some lung type disease…not lung cancer. I know, I’m lousy for not remembering the details, but I was still kind of in shock because I believed her. She was not asking for more money or sympathy; she was thanking me. She said that she walks all the time now, doesn’t want to sleep at all. She said that she’s leaving in two weeks for the Carolinas because unlike FL, the terminal patients there get a free “apartment” with nurses’ care instead of the nursing home strategy here. She said that as she’s been walking she has seen many women get “picked up” in the area. She said that having a man pick her up and paying for sex was number 27 on page three on her list of things to accomplish before…you know. She told me that if she recognized me she would go again. She said I could find her in the a.m. near Pineapple as she watches the sun come up. In the middle of the day she’s at the hospital for medicine and at the end of the day more up in the neighborhood where I found her.

Perhaps if you see her, she’ll try someone different. Perhaps, you’ll find out she’s made up everything, but I doubt it. As we were driving back, she pointed out some items in the neighborhood I’ve never noticed before. Things that only people who are stopping to smell the roses would notice. I noticed them for the first time that day. I hope I continue to notice for a while.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dick Herder
06-09-05, 22:26
Saw this provider yesterday at 4pm in South Melbourne. She reminds me of Loretta McCreadie, but I didn't have time to get back and check her out. Any of you mongers out there get a chance to sample this one?Oh, Gross! Don't tell me you'd actually do something like that. If you wouldn't pick her up in a bar for free, why ever consider anything else?

Bwanadik
06-10-05, 10:46
It's really a pity, if they hired some REALLY hot women, they'd be worth the $$$ for a change, but I've had better luck (and looks!) on the street, at least until my dry spell lately. Oh well, I'll keep passin' by!

Jammer99Jammer99,

I've dreamt of Paradise before. And my dreams never got to the $$$ level. Half that, yes.

Paradise serves a function and if there were more outfits like that in more towns to dream about, then maybe dreams wouldn't be so costly and/or the providers we dream of might be more succulent.

Can anyone provide any insights into rumors about The Boardroom being open again? Or is that just a pipe dream?

Chokin Chicken
06-10-05, 15:22
I'm on an out of town trip staying in Cape Canveral. I've read every post for Brevard County thanks to all that posted. I have made a run to Titiusvile and saw action were it was said to be. I have stopped at the BK in Melbourne and saw action there. I drove further south and saw a hot corner and made a pickup.

The Cocoa Beach report was a good one, but I was turned down by the SW.

I'm driving a top of the line SUV and I don't know if I look like LEO in it.

My problem I still haven't scored yet and not knowing the area I don't know any safe spots to get down to business in. Some advice would help.

Any way my pick up in South Melbourne ended up a nightmare. it was a dark pick up and the sw looked ok in the body from a distance. She gets in the car and I see unshaven legs.. a zero for facial features and reeked from alcohol.

She starting crying and I drove 2 blocks gave her 2 lincolns to get out of my car and I got the hell back to North Melbourne and made a coffee stop at Dunkin donuts.

I will roll again tonight i haven't decided if I'm doing Titusvillle or Melbourne.

Once again thaks for the info maybe tonight will be the happy ending.

Bubbaneedsit
06-11-05, 17:10
Just a quick report. I found “Amy/Misty/her BCCI bracelet says “Henrietta” crossing US1 at the flashing light just north of Aurora. She’s a 23 yo WSW, dark hair with bangs that nearly cover her eyes, a little chunky, maybe 5'8", with a grill that will make you grimace. (Didn’t see the dental until after we had driven a bit.) For those interested in kittys I’ve attached a photo.

She told me she just got out of jail the night before. She’s from out of town and has a bus ticket to go back there on Monday night. She needs some spending money until then. She also mentioned that “Wendy” had trained her in the fine arts skills. She asked to see twin President Jacksons. Wendy training or not, I countered with one. We settled for one and a half with the picture(s).

She got to work. This girl could can INHALE. I see now while all the teeth are dented outwards. I could feel them pushing against my groin the whole time as she went up and down (to the base) with ease. I was supposed to take another pic; an “action” shot if you will,during these events. Instead I completely forgot my own name let alone the fact I had a camera. Sorry about that gentlemen, rookie mistake.

Good luck locating this one, she’s a short-timer.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-11-05, 18:40
Any way my pick up in South Melbourne ended up a nightmare. it was a dark pick up and the sw looked ok in the body from a distance. She gets in the car and I see unshaven legs.. a zero for facial features and reeked from alcohol.
She starting crying and I drove 2 blocks gave her 2 lincolns to get out of my car and I got the hell back to North Melbourne and made a coffee stop at Dunkin donuts.
Gentlemen, this is the perfect example of a “100 Yarder.”

If you could ride around with me to observe my activities several times a day you would hear the following:

Jackpot! (From 100+ yards away)
Oh yeah... (getting closer)
This is going to be sweet! (Closer yet)
Almost there... (almost there)
OH CRAP. Gorilla cookies!! (Close enough for p/u)

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
06-12-05, 09:31
Oh, Gross! Don't tell me you'd actually do something like that. If you wouldn't pick her up in a bar for free, why ever consider anything else?Hopefully you're referring to the picture labelled Kay, and not Gorilla Cookie. In the first place, as you can tell from the picture, I was DRIVING and snapping a picture. She appeared familiar, but unlike a first time poster, I have a little more of an inventory to try to place a face from. If you're referring to Loretta's picture on the state page, I can only say it's kind of like a DMV picture. It's never flattering, and asking for a retake is never an option.

As for your comment about gross, let's clarify something:

1. I am NOT looking to take her home to mom.
2. I am only really concerned with what the back of her head looks like
3. If what the front of her head is doing is REALLY good, I might waive #2
4. Ole "One Eye" is blind.

Before criticizing someone, you may want to actually contribute something worthwhile, but then again, with a handle like "Dick Herder" you're probably too busy rounding up dicks to play with....Some kind of Pecker Roundup?... In other words, stay on the porch awhile longer lil' doggie.

Dave67
06-12-05, 10:02
My buddy Lincoln Man was pissed when I PM'd him with this one. After cruising most of the day Thursday in search of the elusive part timer, fresh piece of meat, I finally tossed in the towel and stopped at the superstore that advertises with the smiley face to get some stuff.

While cruising, I had noticed a light blue over dark blue older sedan with tinted windows leaving North Melbourne. I was attracted by the two blond heads in the back window after noticing the brother that was driving. (Sure Hodar trigger).

While shopping in the aforementioned store, I noticed an attractive blonde light up as I turned into an aisle. While she talked animatedly with her 2 girlfriends, I tried placing her. (It's probably harder than it is for someone like Pecker Chaser, I mean Dick Herder with his limited posts). I finally remembered her name was Robin, and that Lincoln and I had posted on her previousley. Very attractive, but only average or less, oral skills.

When I approached, Robin came over to me, and asked if I wanted to play "Baseball" I asked what that meant, and she said her 2 friends weren't in the business as she was, but always wanted to see what it was like, that I was nice, and clean, and that they had agreed to give it a whirl. Baseball as explained to me is that the three of them get a turn at bat, and I got to chose the "Batting Order." Robin went on to explain that there was one exception. The brunette had to be the "Catcher" as she had never had the chance to do that before, but had always wanted to try. Who was I to object to giving someone the chance to catch one for the team!

Robin told me to meet them out front, and after asking what I was driving, went to get the keys to their car. You guessed it, they were in the 2 tone older car! We parked out in the boonies at the plaza, and I set the order. Robin would go second, and I negotiated 2 jacksons for the game with Robin.

Betty was the first batter, and definitely had talent, constantly asking if it was "Good" and very happy to follow directions to please. When I had gotten good and ready, I nodded out the window and Robin came over from her car. She proved she could do in a pinch, but I was raring for the "Catcher" and although Robin has a phenomenal chest, it was time to move on. I waved to the catcher, and she headed over. She got started quickly, and was moaning and giving heavy tongue action. She paused long enough to ask me for fair warning before I blasted.

I looked up to see Robin and Betty leaning against the car watching and grinning like there was no tomorrow. I let out a yell, and told the catcher to hang on as it had been awhile, and then proceeded to let off a gusher. She managed to catch almost everything with only a small amount running down her chin. She looked up proudly and then turned out the window to Robin and Betty, opening her mouth to show them her "Catch". They looked like cheerleaders egging her on. She flipped down the visor and looked in the mirror, then closed her mouth, swallowed hard, and then opened her empty mouth to show all of us she had downed it all!

I love baseball!

The girls got into their car, smiled, waved and blew kisses, and then drove over to the store to pick up the brother who had brought them there. Ho'dar Tuned and accurate!

Dave67
06-12-05, 10:40
If Thursday was the joy of victory, then Friday was the agony of defeat. Early in the morning, I saw Tammi Pinder standing at the phone at the Haji Mart on the corner of Palm Bay road and US1. I looped and snapped the pics below, but decided to pass in search of fresher conquests. I then decided to drive up through all of the zones and see what there was on the prowl.

I drove through North Melbourne and got very excited to see a nice looking blonde in a hot pink outfit flagging down business. I quickly executed some serious monger moves, and was in position for a pickup. As I approached, she smiled, and lowered her sunglasses to give me the SW lock-on. Whoaaaaa! Major Hundred Yard action here! I couldn't even consider it as a Double Coyote Job. (Where you wake up the morning after to discover something so hideous sleeping on your arm that you gnaw the arm off to keep from waking it, and chew the other one off at the same time so you NEVER do it again, UGLY). "Ho No!"

I quickly hit the gas and took off. I then decided to prowl further North, driving through Rockledge to no avail. I saw a Hundred Yarder out on West 520 by the Chevron station, but otherwise pickings were slim, so I headed for more fertile grounds in Melbourne.

Back in Palm Bay, I soon spotted 2 young providers walking behind the Haji and looped for the pickup. I spotted another monger in a Green-gold colored Tahoe or similiar truck, and punched it to beat him to the score. He was circling the other direction, and I was just about to scoop the prize from him, with visions of another double-header flashing in my eyes, when I noticed his approach from the other direction, and noticed he had a Uncle Leo tag on the front of his truck!

I drove on by the girls, and got the voodoo eye from my uncle. He then blew a "U" and followed me out of the zone.

Totally dejected, I headed south, and bumped into Tammi Pinder! I pulled into the next street and turned around, to see her heading for another monger's truck. Bummer!!! Then she talked to him through the window, waved, and started walking towards me as he pulled away! Cheers!!!!

Tammi got in, and asked immediately what I had in mind. Hmmm... not good sign. When I responded "What I always have in mind." She asked "Where" Hmmm.... Double not good. I responded "Away from here." She said she had an appointment at the Texaco in 10 minutes, so I looped and dropped her off. Not sure what that was, but sure seemed like a set up. Bummer!

I decided to call it a day.

Dave67
06-12-05, 10:51
Found her!

You can visit Jamie at 860 Camp Rd. Sharpes, Florida. She should be there whenever you want to go... She's in jail. All you need is a visitors badge. Sorry bubba!

As for all the rain, maybe we all need to sing:

"Rain Rain Go away, Come again some other day, Rain Rain Go away, so the hoes can come out and play!"


Gentlemen,

Perhaps one of you can lend me a bit of help this weekend. I am looking for an old friend who used to be found in north Melbourne years ago. She unfortunately got an invite to a long celebration at the governor's mansion that just couldn't be refused, thus taking her out of circulation for a few years.

Using the county website I see she is back up to her old tricks but resides in north Cocoa. You can use the information below to find her on the release data base which has a nice photograph of her.

If anyone knows her and can provide contact information it'd be greatly appreciated. Perhaps even a quiet lurker can maintain his silence on the board and just slip me a pm. Thanks in advance for your efforts.

DC Number: E16736
Name: DANIELS, JAMIE E
Race: WHITE
Sex: FEMALE

On another note: Am I the only one who is batting zero with all this rain?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
06-12-05, 11:12
Well gentlemen, where should one begin?

First off, I’ve got to stop spending so much time at the BK. Yes, I realize as future Mayor of this fine establishment I need to represent the people, BUT I think people are beginning to believe I work there. The last thing I need is for some of you asking me if you get fries with that. Bubba, the election ain't over yet! When Jackson names Seniors, we'll discuss this one further.


When leaving the joint, I ran into my old friend, named BK Hottie by Jammer (posts on 3/26 and 4/23). I nailed down her name (amongst other things) as Brianna. She’s definitely 20 years old, and by far the hottest thing out here still. Her attitude is toning down with time (didn’t we all know it would) and her skills are improving (although she still can’t swallow.) But hey, that sweet thing for a Jackson and a pack of Newports...what more could one ask?

Dave67- Gorilla cookie gal is a friend of BK Hottie. Perhaps if you see her she’ll point you in the right direction. I’d like to meet “Mary” (the new one) pm me if you can hook a brother up. By the way, maybe the BK guy was you. How many legal pads can you fit on a table at BK? Legal pads? I wouldn't know, as I never carry anything "Legal" when mongering!

I did however, spot this Hottie getting dumped out of a truck on Friday, right into the waiting hands of our Uncle. Don't know if it was a monger dumping evidence or a sting, but as you can see, she isn't happy. I've labelled the pics as BK Hottie as she is most definitely the hottest I've seen locally, but need your practiced eye for confirmation.

Also, check out the picture I labelled Debbie (No, it's not Sybrina, but another one). Is the Brunette Henrietta? Word of warning. Debbie, the blonde on the left, is a definite 100 yarder. The first time I picked her up was night. She is EXCELLENT at what she does. The second time, was daylight, and the face was weathered, but I remembered the first visit, and as previousley explained to Pecker Posse, I mean Dick Herder, I'm not in it for the family photo.

After another EXCELLENT session, she smiled as she got out of the car. I had to RACE to the nearest disinfection station and give my little friend a sterilization bath, all the while begging his forgiveness for sending him into that nasty nasty place!!! Think Gollum or Smeagle from Lord of the Rings! Sorry Buddy!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dick Herder
06-12-05, 14:38
As for your comment about gross, let's clarify something:

1. I am NOT looking to take her home to mom.
2. I am only really concerned with what the back of her head looks like
3. If what the front of her head is doing is REALLY good, I might waive #2
4. Ole "One Eye" is blind.I'll ignore your personal attack and focus on the clarification above. With that in mind, you can do whatever you want and you're welcome to it. Personally, I just can't understand why anyone would want to do one of those ugly women. I mean, think about it. You're paying for something that most sane men wouldn't pick up in a bar after a keg of beer. What is the turn-on involved with nailing an ugly woman with smoker's breath, sores on her body, and a good possibility of a nasty disease?

I realize that most of this forum is for people who prefer to chase nastiness on the road, but I'm unable to contemplate anything that would make me stop for such an ugly woman AND pay her. Are you that hard up for sex, is it the cheap price, the thrill of hunting or getting away with something? Truly, I'm baffled.

This isn't meant in an offensive nature. I just don't get why people stop for ugly streetwalkers. Tell me your reason, please.

SleazyRider
06-12-05, 21:45
I cruised the scene this weekend and saw a couple of prime catches on US1, one adorable blonde with flowing curly hair and one little bit of a thing with short, dirty blonde hair. Both were scooped in the quick time it took me to turn around. Then saw one that looked promising on a payphone, but when I pulled up to "use the phone" it frightened me. I looked like she's been ridden hard and put away wet way too many times. Gave up and decided to cruise the long way home and saw something at the store at the corner of US 1 and Palm Bay rode that looked promising from a distance, but was crack skinny and butt ugly. At any rate, it was a great ride in the sunshine.

Hairball
06-13-05, 08:41
My fellow Mongers,

If you see a young (approx 25yr old) strawberry blond or could even say light red hair, skinny almost A cup WSW please be advised she will sprint with you money before you can say suck this. Do not pay up front and lock up what you want to keep.

Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
06-13-05, 17:54
Gentlemen,

First and foremost let me be the first to congratulate all of you. Over the past ten days we have seen a large increase in the volume of posts, but more importantly the volume of POSTERS. This is what Jackson must have dreamt of when he developed this forum. We as mongers, are beginning to come together to exchange information and ideas to make our lives a little bit easier. We do have one small dispute but I'm sure that it will resolve itself over time. Keep up the good work men!

Individual Member Comments:

DAVE67 -
Bubba, the election ain't over yet! When Jackson names Seniors, we'll discuss this one further.Please, my friend; you yourself referred to me as, "the master himself" in your (or should I say my) "gorilla cookies" post on 6/8/05. If that wasn't a concession of defeat for Mayorship, please read the quotes below from our fellow community members:


Damn Lincoln, with all of your dedicated homework and greulling research you are going to be a lock for the "monger of the year" award.

Well gents after some generous information from the LM, a master at his craft, The above comments are from two obviously highly intelligent mongers.

Dick Herder -
Oh, Gross! Don't tell me you'd actually do something like that. If you wouldn't pick her up in a bar for free, why ever consider anything else?Please sir, all Dave67 did was mention he saw this woman and didn’t have time to check her out further. He did us all a favor by snapping a picture to share. That alone is more than the majority of us accomplish on a regular day (myself included...I still can't get my "Henrietta" pic to load!!) I'm not going to personally attack you; but however happy I may be that you are coming out of the woodwork to post, it would be nicer to keep the "OH Gross" comments to yourself. To each his own. Perhaps as you mentioned in a later post it is the thrill of the hunt, or the cheap price, OR WHATEVER, that motivates Dave67...WHO CARES!?! There is probably someone out there lurking with the same motivations as Dave67 that is glad he took the time to identify a woman from the street. Why not spend your time in a wiser fashion on the forum and post something that YOU'RE motivated by? There are more than enough specimens out there for everyone.

Bwanadik -
Can anyone provide any insights into rumors about The Boardroom being open again? Or is that just a pipe dream?Welcome to our little group. Perhaps you could share with us some detailed insight to your Paradise dreams as well as any other establishments. By the way, RTFF (sorry for the harshness), the Boardroom is reopened as Tokyo Spa as listed in several previous posts.

Chokin Chicken -
I'm on an out of town trip staying in Cape Canveral. I've read every post for Brevard County thanks to all that posted. ...
I will roll again tonight I haven't decided if I'm doing Titusvillle or Melbourne.
Once again thaks for the info maybe tonight will be the happy ending.Well visiting friend, perhaps you can post another report detailing how that second night went. Enquiring minds want to know!

SleazyRider -
I cruised the scene this weekend and saw a couple of prime catches on US1, one adorable blonde with flowing curly hair and one little bit of a thing with short, dirty blonde hair. Both were scooped in the quick time it took me to turn around.Glad to see you're posting some action Sleazy, and glad to hear from you in the pms that the bike is back up and running. Keep your nose to the grindstone, study the forum notes, cast your vote for me for Mayor...and I'm sure you'll have better luck at the next hunt!

I think that covers everyone. Apologies if I missed any of you. I have several action reports to post but this is already a bit too long. Be safe out there gentlemen!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-14-05, 12:41
Gentlemen,

Remember my HOT “girl next door” dancer that I’d found in north Melbourne. The one with the nice tattoo above that beautiful rear that was posted back in April. I mentioned that she’d find a sugar daddy and would probably be out of circulation for a while; and sure enough she disappeared. That was until yesterday morning when I came across her buying a pack of Marlboros at Sunoco.

Michelle, my fine little blonde WSW, 23 yoa, still keeps the tight kitty shaved. She hasn’t got the street look yet because she’s been shacked up but is starting to get bored. I had an absolutely wonderful time for the standard two jacksons and a soda. I have digits for members who post useful info. Anyone I send them to will need to provide the locale and I’ll ask that you take special care of this one. She obliged more pics but I am having serious trouble with my camera. It won’t be long before it ends up in the river if this keeps up.

Speaking of hotties, BK Hottie was popped (as you can see in Dave67’s excellent pics) at the Texaco Friday afternoon. I had seen her earlier that day and she was a mess. Told me she didn’t have a room and had been up for two days straight. (She smelled like it too.) I gave her a Lincoln just to get her out of my car. Saw her later getting busted where she has been trespassed before. I checked the arrest page, they must have RORd her because she’s not listed. Kind of a shame…I’ve wanted to track down her record and a known date & time arrest would’ve helped. I’m thinking the Camp Road vacation would’ve been helpful to her in that state as well. Hopefully Brianna can pull it together…it had been interesting at the very least. By the way Dave67 you have Balls of Steel for snapping the pics…and I wished I’d concentrated less on the arrest and more on the “innocent” bystanders so I could have finally picked out your smiling face. Next time, my friend.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-14-05, 16:08
Gentlemen,

Your future Mayor decided to venture out once again into uncharted waters. My inexperience with north Brevard does show…but the situation won’t improve sitting on my rear. Keeping that in mind I headed out again. No luck on several visits to the Cape Canaveral area, which was rather frustrating after seeing the possibilities last time. I did however; get a hit in Cocoa.

I met “Laurie” / found out later really Lisa near the Greyhound bus station in Cocoa. She’s a 40 yo blond hair part way down her back, WSW, slim, deflated breasts, nice ass, looks like a country gal in her blue jeans and tee shirt. The teeth could use some work, but let’s face it…dental isn’t offered in their line of work. She was extremely pleasant and provided excellent service. BBBJCIM for the standard Jackson with a Lincoln tip.

She moved here recently from up north and showed me where she lives and soon will be offering her services incall. She has a son who has enlisted in the service and will be leaving in four weeks. She left me digits in the mean time, I haven’t tried them yet; they’re from an out of state cell phone…but she swears she buys minutes daily. Those that contribute regularly are free to pm for the number. Didn’t try full service and didn’t even ask to see the kitty due to a poor choice of location on my part and nervousness on hers so I can’t recommend either.

All in all, not a bad days’ work!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-14-05, 19:17
Found her!

You can visit Jamie at 860 Camp Rd. Sharpes, Florida. She should be there whenever you want to go... She's in jail. All you need is a visitors badge. Sorry bubba!Don't know how I missed that one so easily. Guess I'll have to wait a bit. Early in April she was sentenced to a year minus 26 days time served. She was a favorite of mine. Does anyone know if you actually have to be married for a conjugal visit?

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
06-16-05, 06:55
Amy Henrietta apparently decided not to take Monday's bus. I scooped her up yesterday.

While agreeing totally with Lincoln Man about this young lady's sword swallowing skills, I have to disagree with his pertinent details. Amy is only 4'11" at best. In fact, I had already bought the beer and convinced her to allow me to take a picture of her naked with it on her head (Perfect woman) when I realized my camera batteries were dead. I had even found the perfect place where a truck was blocking spectator viewing. (Thank you Mr Driver!)

Amy does have a desperate need for braces, but appears to at least take good care of what she has, she just needs to use a pencil instead of a toothpick to get that annoying popcorn husk free.

For those of you lucky enough to find her, As Lincoln Man said, she's a little chunky, about 4'11" from South Carolina (you can't miss the accent), and shoulder length or longer, straight brown hair, and is eager to please, Definitely worth the time and $.

On another note, I was driving past the BK lounge the day before yesterday and saw BK-Hottie, so apparently she hadn't been arrested. She was looking much better than the last time I saw her, and was much happier. Apparently she was good friends with some guy walking into the restaurant, as she actually lifted the micro skirt she was wearing to show him what she didn't appear to be wearing. I wonder if that was some sort of "Hail to the Chief" thing. Was that you Mr Mayor?


Just a quick report. I found “Amy/Misty/her BCCI bracelet says “Henrietta” crossing US1 at the flashing light just north of Aurora. She’s a 23 yo WSW, dark hair with bangs that nearly cover her eyes, a little chunky, maybe 5'8", with a grill that will make you grimace. (Didn’t see the dental until after we had driven a bit.) For those interested in kittys I’ve attached a photo.

She told me she just got out of jail the night before. She’s from out of town and has a bus ticket to go back there on Monday night. She needs some spending money until then. She also mentioned that “Wendy” had trained her in the fine arts skills. She asked to see twin President Jacksons. Wendy training or not, I countered with one. We settled for one and a half with the picture(s).

She got to work. This girl could can INHALE. I see now while all the teeth are dented outwards. I could feel them pushing against my groin the whole time as she went up and down (to the base) with ease. I was supposed to take another pic; an “action” shot if you will,during these events. Instead I completely forgot my own name let alone the fact I had a camera. Sorry about that gentlemen, rookie mistake.

Good luck locating this one, she’s a short-timer.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Hairball
06-16-05, 08:16
Mongers,

Saturday is usually freedom day but with the storm off the coast it was a toad floater when I left for a coastal cruise. I like a wet hoe more than most as they want to stay and play longer but none were to be found this rainy am. Plan B was a trip to Palm Tree where I met Rose for a great Massage. HJ is pretty much all there is on the menu however she let the puppyies breathe and before long a squirt of happyness hit them. A .4 tip and she loves me. Of coarse the rain let up and after I am spent (this happens to us old guys) the hoes surface. Saw them at US1/Peachtree, us1/520 and Clearlake.

Hairball

Chokin Chicken
06-16-05, 17:05
Guys,

I've been rolling and rolling in between Melbourne and Titiusville.

Melbourne seems to have the most action imho. On my Monday night cruise I noticed leo was stopping any girl they saw and was doing the same Tuesday night. I was a bit skittish at picking anyone up. But I did see some honey's out there.

Last Friday night I did make a pick up in Titusville a lady by the name of Jill
a Jackson got me a nice bbbj (don't cum in mouth) didn't have to haggle the price.

Ths next night I picked up Shelia, this girl was very nervous and wanted to park behind a friends house in an alley way. I didn't want to take any chances in these alleyways I didn't know if i was getting setup or not.. She kept asking if anyone else was in my car. She is was attractive early 30's great body.

This is the end of the line for me in Brevard as my job here will be coming to an end. once again thanks for the info posted. I got me straight to the action.

PS Cocoa beach is a total waste of time. linc was right it looks like something is going on out here but it's not happen at all.

Bubbaneedsit
06-16-05, 22:41
On another note, I was driving past the BK lounge the day before yesterday and saw BK-Hottie, so apparently she hadn't been arrested. She was looking much better than the last time I saw her, and was much happier. Apparently she was good friends with some guy walking into the restaurant, as she actually lifted the micro skirt she was wearing to show him what she didn't appear to be wearing. I wonder if that was some sort of "Hail to the Chief" thing. Was that you Mr Mayor?Yes sir, you have tracked me down. For those enquiring minds they were black/red lace panties. Quite nice but the skirt was sooo short I really was expecting and hoping that she had gone commando. Now that you know me, how about honking the horn and waving next time sir.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-18-05, 11:49
Guys,This is the end of the line for me in Brevard as my job here will be coming to an end. once again thanks for the info posted. I got me straight to the action.Damn shame its over as soon as it began. Was great hearing from you while it lasted!


Mongers,
Plan B was a trip to Palm Tree where I met Rose for a great Massage. HJ is pretty much all there is on the menu however she let the puppyies breathe and before long a squirt of happyness hit them. A .4 tip and she loves me. HairballI've just never had enough guts to enter the place. I'm not sure why; I love a good massage and I've been to plenty of MPs…but for some reason the AMP intimidates me. I feel as if I wouldn't have the proper "lingo" to insure the job was done. That parking lot right off US1 doesn't help. Is the garage next door closed on Saturdays...or do the mechanics stare you down on the weekends as well?


Amy Henrietta apparently decided not to take Monday's bus. I scooped her up yesterday. While agreeing totally with Lincoln Man about this young lady's sword swallowing skills, I have to disagree with his pertinent details. Amy is only 4'11" at best. In fact, I had already bought the beer and convinced her to allow me to take a picture of her naked with it on her head (Perfect woman) when I realized my camera batteries were dead.It is possible that I was slightly off on the height, BUT not that much. Perhaps I should add "tape measure" to my list of mongering tools. (Lincoln Man thinking to himself, "Where's that list...oh here it is... it's the one that starts with FULLY CHARGED digital camera batteries.)

OK, scorecard for Lincoln Man this week =

"Summer" one morning earlier in the week up in north Melbourne. She's still trying to get a permanent home for entertaining. Had to settle for the car date. Nice attitude...service is improving.

"Toni" one afternoon. Remember her from about six weeks ago...Dave67 will. She's just too young and nice of a person for this work. Excellent service again. If you take any time at all to pet the kitty not only does it purr, but be sure to carry a towel in case of flood.

Met a couple of new ones but have not partaken yet. I need something to look forward to next week. By the way, I tried Cocoa and Titusville several times this week with no luck. Inexperienced still I suppose.

Be safe out there, and start posting!

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Bubbaneedsit
06-18-05, 16:46
Today in the local fish wrap:

Adult-entertainment raid results in 11 arrests. Cocoa police and the Brevard County Sheriff's Office arrested 11 people in a raid of Playmates on Industry Road.

It continues on but you can imagine the rest. Prostitution, a few drug offenses and a firearm or two. I hadn't noticed but apparently criminal activity is down to such a minimum in Cocoa that they needed to go looking in industrial park warehouses to find some. Anyone feeling safer?

Kace
06-21-05, 06:56
I was in Cocoa yesterday so I stopped by the Tokyo Spa on SR520. Lousy massage and only hand release was available.

Member #1046
06-21-05, 15:09
Exploring Cocoa last Friday I imagined a 40ish blond walking along US1 in a black miniskirt. 6-7 on streetwalker scale. Wanted 2 jacksons for BBJTC. Settled on 1.5 jacksons. Good services... lives on Highland... claims to have a 20 something partner for 3-ways. Dropped her off near crack haven. A scary ending to an otherwise happy dream. Everyone be careful and keep the reports coming.

PokeHerFaceJon
06-23-05, 10:24
Saw this provider yesterday at 4pm in South Melbourne. She reminds me of Loretta McCreadie, but I didn't have time to get back and check her out. Any of you mongers out there get a chance to sample this one?
I wouldn't let her near me
JL

bigmember
06-23-05, 11:10
I again took a stroll down Peachtree on Fri nite. I saw miss Fawna "Snow White" but someone got to her before I could. Saw a relatively new girl and we left the strip together. She asked for 50 bbbjncim and 100 fs. I talked her down to 60. Did a great job, no rush. Too bad she wsnt a little better looking. prolly a 6 with a little bit of a tummy, but she was clean and attentive. I have to say, personality goes a long way! I got her digits too.

Bubbaneedsit
06-23-05, 16:56
I wouldn't let her near me
JLI originally posted this about ten days ago. I believe it still applies...just change the heading to johnleo349:

Dick Herder - Please sir, all Dave67 did was mention he saw this woman and didn’t have time to check her out further. He did us all a favor by snapping a picture to share. That alone is more than the majority of us accomplish on a regular day (myself included...I still can't get my "Henrietta" pic to load!!) I'm not going to personally attack you; but however happy I may be that you are coming out of the woodwork to post, it would be nicer to keep the "OH Gross" comments to yourself. To each his own. Perhaps as you mentioned in a later post it is the thrill of the hunt, or the cheap price, OR WHATEVER, that motivates Dave67...WHO CARES!?! There is probably someone out there lurking with the same motivations as Dave67 that is glad he took the time to identify a woman from the street. Why not spend your time in a wiser fashion on the forum and post something that YOU'RE motivated by? There are more than enough specimens out there for everyone.
LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
06-25-05, 09:39
Gents, I've been in heaven... Save your gas money for an airline ticket and visit San Jose' someday, and even if you're not a gambler, visit the Casino & Hotel Del Rey once in your life just to see how life SHOULD be lived. You will not regret this, and let me try to describe what I did, and the incredibly-easy smorgasboard of girls (some who should have chosen modeling -- like the hottie who banged me last night). The lack of uncle LEO is NOT missed, Costa Ricans (especially in the Del Ray, which is kinda their national-whorehouse) concentrate instead on real crime (so if you want to molest children, go elsewhere, but if you'd like to be left-the-hell-alone Costa Rica is for you).

First, the prices. Girls want $100 for FS but only the absolute-hottest seem to get it. I was going around flirting and bargaining with some of the hotter ones (you'd not believe how lovely some of them are) when a buddy grabbed me and took me back to the bar. There stood the-hottest little green-eyed smiling petite Columbian 20-year-old you can possibly imagine... Just the 20 minute ride to my hotel (where she climbed on my lap and we began playing) was better than many Brevard experiences I've had -- as other wiser mongers have said, attitude is everything in sex, and this girl was all over me even in the casino, which was just plain NICE, dammit. Oh yeah, and she smelled great, too. When we got to the room I literally turned-ON all the lights, she was that gorgeous.

This beautiful little girl not-only had the right attitude (she likes sex rather than hating men - gee, what a concept for the sex-business!) she also displayed a work-ethic I found literally stunning (folding some clothing for me *after* I'd banged and paid her, actually caring about being clean for me, etc.) and despite our language barrier we both came to extreme mutual satisfaction as she rode me cowgirl-style -- after which she complimented the small Jammer and claimed I have beautiful eyes.

She's half my age, and I know she probably doesn't mean it, but I'm hooked -- this was TOO good, everthing about her is fine and tasty. In fact, I need to eat that perfectly-shaved little pussy again before I return to the land of witches-without-magic, and we've got her (and other chicas too, of course!) lined up for the beach today. I'm getting a stiffy just THINKING about what she did to me for this. Gotta go now, more when I get back, but the bottom-line is, you won't see many Brevard reports from 'ol Jammer anymore, as I'll be saving my money for another trip here starting the second I hit US soil.

Jammer

Hairball
06-25-05, 15:42
Gents,

I met Debbie on Palm Bay rd this am while passing through. She is an older weathered red head wsw I would give a 2 or 3 rating to for looks and I am sure some of you mongers with better taste would pass her by but I give alot of extra points for attitude and service for which she rated highly. She was not zoned out on crack or drunk and said she just started working as a wsw. All probably false but seemed true. Never asked for FS as I figured that old cooter would be drier than an old pop corn fart so went for a bbbj that was slow and sloppy wet as she took directions well including a swallow.

This story pales in comparison with Costa Rica, damn I gotta go.

Hairball

Dave67
06-25-05, 23:22
"Debbie" is actually Sybrina Medlock, and as you suspected, she is definitely not new to the game. She is VERY talented, and definitely goes the extra mile to insure that the customer is satisfied. She can usually be found near the corner of Palm Bay Road and US1. I believe she lives in the house on the corner there.


Gents,

I met Debbie on Palm Bay rd this am while passing through. She is an older weathered red head wsw I would give a 2 or 3 rating to for looks and I am sure some of you mongers with better taste would pass her by but I give alot of extra points for attitude and service for which she rated highly. She was not zoned out on crack or drunk and said she just started working as a wsw. All probably false but seemed true. Never asked for FS as I figured that old cooter would be drier than an old pop corn fart so went for a bbbj that was slow and sloppy wet as she took directions well including a swallow.

This story pales in comparison with Costa Rica, damn I gotta go.

Hairball

Dave67
06-25-05, 23:39
Was on my way out of town Wednesday at 5 am, and found 2 WSW walking eastbound on Aurora road. Did a monger "U" and scooped them up in front of the ice plant west of Croton. Wasn't totally sure what I had found as the blonde, Lisa, started telling me she was trying to get to her stepfather's shop as she had been attacked earlier in the evening.

I offered them a ride to the shop and had made it to Croton when Brenda asked if I was a cop. Hodar works again! I said no, I wasn't, and she proceeded to offer to "Give the Lizard a tongue bath" Being the nice guy that I am, I immediately asked if this would involve Lisa as well. They exchanged looks, and said "Sure." Yes!!! A Double! Better yet, they had told me they were stone broke, so they had agreed to play for a Jackson!

They directed me to where Lisa was trying to get to, and invited me in. They offered me a seat on the sofa in back, and proceeded to get down to business. Lisa was a little shy at first, I assumed it was due to her earlier difficulties, but Brenda informed me that she was higher than a kite, and the assault had been a case of falling into her dresser.

Lisa started first by taking the lizard all the way into the tub, and as I was sitting there slack jawed in amazement at that little feat, I noticed that Brenda was playing with Lisa ta-ta's while she was working. I asked if they were a couple, and Brenda said no. She must have seen the disappointment on my face as she told Lisa to give her a kiss. They started into a deep kiss, and Lisa started exploring Brenda's ample chest. I was still slack jawed when Brenda broke the kiss and proceeded to bury my bone without getting her nose dirty. This cycle repeated itself for a few cycles before I lost control and let my little guy spit at Brenda. She seemed to enjoy his contribution, and shared with Lisa.

I was so impressed with the show that I tipped them another Jackson, and got contact information for my friend Lincoln Man. They're in their mid 30's to 40's, but definitely are very good at what they do. Lisa is Blonde, and Brenda is a redhead. If you happen to find one or both, they're well worth the visit.

Dave67
06-26-05, 00:01
I wouldn't let her near me
JL

Duude! RTFF! I didn't say I did let her near me. I said, she REMINDED me of someone I knew, that I had snapped the pick, and it reminded me of a provider I had known a while ago. I've scanned your posts, and there's some listings of some providers that you say:
A tall skinney blond named Latasha with a rough face who gives a great French lesson for .3.

Loretta "Kay" was one of these. When I knew her, she had blonde hair past bra length, 38DD chest, the tightest kitty I've ever had. Kegel exercise should have been Kay exercises. I mean, no exaggeration, this woman was like one of those chinese finger puzzles, loved having the front and back porch painted, and enjoyed the hell out of having someone banging on her doors. She didn't go along for the ride, she WAS the ride. Was she a little older? Yep. Was she the best looking? Nope. Did she screw the living hell out of me every time I hooked up with her? Yeah Baby!

Thanks for taking the time to review our posts on the coast and comment on them. Perhaps next time, you'll bring something informative or helpful to the table. We'll be looking forward to it! Till then, Cheers!

Dave67
06-26-05, 00:04
Just hooked up with Brenda from my earlier post. She indicates she's PO'd with her old man, so she'll be on the stroll for the foreseeable future. She was by the Village Inn on Aurora when I saw her, and when I dropped her off. If Jackson reviews this soon enough, some of you mongers might actually know where to look for this talented provider. She seems to prefer Aurora over Pineapple.

Good hunting!

Bubbaneedsit
06-26-05, 11:52
Gotta go now, more when I get back, but the bottom-line is, you won't see many Brevard reports from 'ol Jammer anymore, as I'll be saving my money for another trip here starting the second I hit US soil.
JammerThat's weird, did they shut down the Costa Rica forum?

It wouldn't hurt to mention that the Brevard board didn't get many informative reports from Jammer to begin with. I did receive many pleading PMs from this member asking to meet some of my recent nicer looking conquests. I must also point out that he never had any information to share in return and mentioned several times that ONE JACKSON was all he could spare. Therefore other than being curious how this monger can afford Costa Rica trips. I for one won't miss the (nonexistent) reports.

Bubbaneedsit
06-26-05, 12:10
Gents,I met Debbie on Palm Bay rd this am while passing through. She is an older weathered red head wsw I would give a 2 or 3 rating to for looks and I am sure some of you mongers with better taste would pass her by but I give alot of extra points for attitude and service for which she rated highly. She was not zoned out on crack or drunk and said she just started working as a wsw. All probably false but seemed true. Never asked for FS as I figured that old cooter would be drier than an old pop corn fart so went for a bbbj that was slow and sloppy wet as she took directions well including a swallow.HairballThis is an excellent (Brevard) story. This is the information that we need to be posting. Women's description, name, location, services, etc. This is the information that is useful to the members of the Brevard forum.

(OK, off my soapbox...) Although I have seen "Debbie" a time or two and have read Dave67's (and now hairball's) positive remarks I have not had the opportunity to sample. She's on my list for a slow day when poor looks but EXCELLENT sloppy service is better than no service at all. Attitude is high on my score chart. Thanks for the post!

Bubbaneedsit
06-26-05, 13:46
I was so impressed with the show that I tipped them another Jackson, and got contact information for my friend Lincoln Man. They're in their mid 30's to 40's, but definitely are very good at what they do. Lisa is Blonde, and Brenda is a redhead. If you happen to find one or both, they're well worth the visit.
Well gentlemen, Dave67 did get me a cell number hoping I could track down this tag team. Seems the number is a friend of Brenda's and helps keep her in contact with gentlemen like us without her live in boyfriend finding out. After a lengthy conversation he was nice enough to make things easier for me and eliminate himself from the middle by giving me her home number. (I do owe him a cold one if we ever meet up!) Of course several of the times I've called, the boyfriend has answered and I have to make like the Maytag repairman desperate for appliances to service. So far so good.

I hooked up with Brenda for the first time in the middle of last week. She is in her late thirties and is a bit rough looking. Extremely friendly and very eager to please. At one point she looks up at me laughing and says, "Damn I love doing this!" She works for the standard pricing and will be pleased if a tip is offered however, its not required. Her relationship with both her live-in and Lisa is deteriorating so I notice she is looking for work more often as each day passes. The only down side to this story is that I didn't have the opportunity to experience the double before the friendship went south.

Contributing members can request the phone number via PM.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
06-26-05, 23:57
That's weird, did they shut down the Costa Rica forum?

It wouldn't hurt to mention that the Brevard board didn't get many informative reports from Jammer to begin with. I did receive many pleading PMs from this member asking to meet some of my recent nicer looking conquests. I must also point out that he never had any information to share in return and mentioned several times that ONE JACKSON was all he could spare. Therefore other than being curious how this monger can afford Costa Rica trips. I for one won't miss the (nonexistent) reports.The Costa Rica forum was looked-at, but I posted here because the 2 were split-off and I post here when I feel like it. I don't CARE if you dislike what I'd pay for the ones you seem to want me to like, that's life in the great marketplace so deal with it or just STFU.

If others look at my posts, see if you agree with Lincoln. I post the truth, like it or not, period. I've posted various informative reports, and we all know it whether or not you'd like to admit it at the moment, Lincoln, so deal with THAT, too. I do as I please here, your opinions mean very little to me (especially now!).

And (DUH-file territory here, buddy!) MAYBE, just MAYBE, the reason I could only afford cheap is that I was saving up to go to Costa Rica. Whatever. If you call my reports nonexistent, I must say I'd call a few of yours un-believable. So there, stuff that in your pipe and smoke it, I think you occasionally LIE, Lincoln.
Jammer

Bubbaneedsit
06-27-05, 05:47
Gentlemen,

Those of you who are not full service men but prefer the French lessons. This one's for you.

Early Friday morning in a downpour I spotted a superb find dashing through the rain in south Melbourne. I did a loop around through the (BP or Hess?) near US1 and University but a Pepsi truck got between us. Before I could pick back up on the scent she was two blocks north heading down a side street. I looped again only to find her getting into a small red sedan. (BUMMER.) But wait, the car must have been hers because she was getting into the driver's seat! I pull up and offer her a ride. DUH, she has a ride but she must have taken pity on my stupidity and hops in.

Even soaking wet this lady was a looker. She was wearing really short jogging shorts that showed some ass cheek (which is what originally got my attention) with a white half tank top and sports bra. She has shoulder length brown hair, probably Bs, is most likely mid-thirties, and is in great shape. She has a wonderful smile and attitude.

After the normal LEO exams she informed me she gives great French lessons. I mentioned she was rather sure of herself and she remarked she's had nothing but the highest reviews.

We found a quiet place and she went to work. This girl has skills! I was allowed to pull out and play with the puppies but nothing below the waist. She says no full service. I'm not sure if this was a location issue or if she always plays by these rules...BUT I do intend to try again at a later date. I'd love to see that rear out of those shorts.

She really gets into her work, takes directions well, and finishes the job properly. Normal pricing should apply...I offered a Jackson with a two Lincoln tip which she seemed to appreciate. She mentioned sahe rarely walks but works from the phone. I returned her to her car, but not before getting a cell number. It’s hers; I tried the number before she even got out. I highly recommend this one. Contributing members may PM for the number.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Jammer
06-27-05, 07:07
Last night I did ANOTHER lovely girl, this time at the beach. Wow, is the food good here.

One nice thing about Costa Rica is that there's lots to entertain you BESIDES the lovely girls, but again, the best feature of tonight's girl was youth and beauty, although she didn't quite have the great attitude as green-eyes from last night (tough to equal that kind of talent & beauty) but she was still worth the money -- just too young at only 19 and my LORD! what a tight little snatch! A nice room for an hour was $20 and she was $70, and again the choice was astounding and the lack of police-oppression made it worth my trip to greener pastures.

Guys, take a look at flight prices from the USA, and don't just price in the gas. I've never been caught, but it's worth it if you avoid ONE LEO-incident, and these girls deserve money more than Brevard's crackhead-strung-out witches without brooms not just for their superior looks/youth, but also because they actually LIKE PLEASING MEN. It's very refreshing.

Jammer

PS Yep, I am glad I saved my money & instinctively-avoided the Liar.

Dave67
06-27-05, 15:40
Lincoln contacted me this weekend as soon as I got back in town and gave me Vita's contact information.

Gentlemen, she's better than advertised. She answered her phone, told me to meet her at BK Lounge, you know, the place where Jammer says nothing happens, and arrived 15 minutes later, exactly as promised. She agreed to do the deed for a Jackson, with a 2 Lincoln tip If I was satisfied.

Talk about porn star performance. I had to keep checking to make sure it was really me in the car with her!

After she was done, she asked if she'd earned her tip. I said no, she'd earned an extra Jackson! For those contributing members, PM for digits.

For Jammer, Enjoy Costa Rica.


Gentlemen,

Those of you who are not full service men but prefer the French lessons. This one's for you.

Early Friday morning in a downpour I spotted a superb find dashing through the rain in south Melbourne. I did a loop around through the (BP or Hess?) near US1 and University but a Pepsi truck got between us. Before I could pick back up on the scent she was two blocks north heading down a side street. I looped again only to find her getting into a small red sedan. (BUMMER.) But wait, the car must have been hers because she was getting into the driver's seat! I pull up and offer her a ride. DUH, she has a ride but she must have taken pity on my stupidity and hops in.

Even soaking wet this lady was a looker. She was wearing really short jogging shorts that showed some ass cheek (which is what originally got my attention) with a white half tank top and sports bra. She has shoulder length brown hair, probably Bs, is most likely mid-thirties, and is in great shape. She has a wonderful smile and attitude.

After the normal LEO exams she informed me she gives great French lessons. I mentioned she was rather sure of herself and she remarked she's had nothing but the highest reviews.

We found a quiet place and she went to work. This girl has skills! I was allowed to pull out and play with the puppies but nothing below the waist. She says no full service. I'm not sure if this was a location issue or if she always plays by these rules...BUT I do intend to try again at a later date. I'd love to see that rear out of those shorts.

She really gets into her work, takes directions well, and finishes the job properly. Normal pricing should apply...I offered a Jackson with a two Lincoln tip which she seemed to appreciate. She mentioned sahe rarely walks but works from the phone. I returned her to her car, but not before getting a cell number. It’s hers; I tried the number before she even got out. I highly recommend this one. Contributing members may PM for the number.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Dave67
06-27-05, 15:45
Jammer needs to stop sampling the ganja down there in Costa Rica. I've been an avid reader of Lincoln's for months and actually met face to face with him 5 months ago or so. Not only can I personally attest to many of his conquests, I either set some of them up, or benefitted from them directly.

I've read Jammer's limp, whining, "please throw me a bone" pm's, and chuckled with Lincoln over Jammer's split personality. Calling Lincoln a liar on one, and begging for hookup information on the next.

Many times I've seen Lincoln offer Jammer the hookup, only to have Mr Limpdick bow out. If anyone is Lying it's Jammer. The dude supposedly lives on Fee, and couldn't get a piece of Asse if he was sitting bareback on both hands. For pete's sake, he could throw a $20 out the door on a string and reel the women in, but read his history. He always either just missed the perfect woman, the women in the club were too ugly, or he decided to pass. C'mon, this guy thinks he can get Demi Moore for a Lincoln!

Jammer's a Loser. He had to get his boyfriend to spring for the Costa Rica Trip.


Last night I did ANOTHER lovely girl, this time at the beach. Wow, is the food good here.

One nice thing about Costa Rica is that there's lots to entertain you BESIDES the lovely girls, but again, the best feature of tonight's girl was youth and beauty, although she didn't quite have the great attitude as green-eyes from last night (tough to equal that kind of talent & beauty) but she was still worth the money -- just too young at only 19 and my LORD! what a tight little snatch! A nice room for an hour was $20 and she was $70, and again the choice was astounding and the lack of police-oppression made it worth my trip to greener pastures.

Guys, take a look at flight prices from the USA, and don't just price in the gas. I've never been caught, but it's worth it if you avoid ONE LEO-incident, and these girls deserve money more than Brevard's crackhead-strung-out witches without brooms not just for their superior looks/youth, but also because they actually LIKE PLEASING MEN. It's very refreshing.

Jammer

PS Yep, I am glad I saved my money & instinctively-avoided the Liar.

SleazyRider
06-27-05, 17:03
I was driving back from Palm Bay/West Melbourne last week after seeing my older, librarian type provider who gives me gratis relief and has turned into a good friend and has a safe haven in the area (p.m. for further details) and decided that since I had just been relieved and NOT spent any money it was worth riding home down U.S. 1 to scope out the scene. After a few of the usual U-turns i found "Lisa", an early 30's wsw with long curly hair and a pair of firm titties that felt damn nice leaning back while we cruised. She did the usual questions about undercover this and that and i placed her hand squarely on Senor Happy and we kept cruising. Yadda yadda yadda, she asked for two jacksons for the flute or three for full, but settled for 1.5 and found a nicely secluded, wooded area for the proverbial Hummer under a Palm Tree. Average service, but it was under a palm tree so it made it worthwhile for this Northern transplant. She did the usual "let me know when you're about to" bit, but all i could get out was a couple of "oh yeah, baby's" before I let fly. She said "I thought you were going to tell me" and I was like, yeah, I sorta did, but I was distracted. All in all double shot with full service with one and a flute lesson with the next for a deuce and a half so a night well spent. After dropping her off I spotted this tiny little blonde with a pony tail walking over the bridge near the full service gas station, but decided it was time to ride home.

Bubbaneedsit
06-27-05, 17:42
I guess since Jammer is going to keep at the personal attacks I have no choice but to respond. I do so not with the intention of further upsetting this gentleman; but to defend myself to the Brevard forum. I will take one section on at a time. I will not need to post opinion in this response, but will let the record speak for itself.

If others look at my posts, see if you agree with Lincoln. I post the truth, like it or not, period. I've posted various informative reports, and we all know it whether or not you'd like to admit it at the moment, Lincoln, so deal with THAT, too. I do as I please here, your opinions mean very little to me (especially now!).Below is a summary of Jammer's 2005 reports thus far:

6/27 Costa Rica report (not relevant here) & personal attack on Lincoln ACTION?
6/26 Personal attack on Lincoln NO ACTION
6/25 Costa Rica report (not relevant here) ACTION?
5/21 Question on MP locations in Brevard NO ACTION
5/19 Opinion on PMC NO ACTION
5/17 Comment on Lincoln post NO ACTION
4/22 Opinions of Brevard LEOs NO ACTION
4/13 Asks for digits from Lincoln Post NO ACTION
4/7 Comments on Lincoln & Dave67 posts NO ACTION
3/30 Comments on BK NO ACTION
3/17 Comments on LEOs NO ACTION
3/13 Comment on WSW that was "too hot to pick up" NO ACTION
3/10 Post of Daily Bread newspaper article NO ACTION
1/14 Comment on SW "with a friend...wasn't in mood to separate them" NO ACTION
1/12 Post on Jessica ACTION!

Well I guess it will be up to the others on the board to decide for themselves whether Jammer posts informative reports or not. Should anyone doubt the accuracies of my summary, please feel free to use the search button and see for yourself.

Bubbaneedsit
06-27-05, 18:23
I don't CARE if you dislike what I'd pay for the ones you seem to want me to like...JammerI had posted that Jammer regularly wanted to meet my "hotter" success stories. I stand by this statement. As evidence, please refer to the following quotes from the gentleman himself:

Any digits on this one (please!)? Why must I only see the scary-old crows, anyway? I must not be livin' right! ;)

I have been scouting around the ol BK for Lincoln Man's little treasure with the 9 body and the lousy attitude, but all I've seen is the well-worn (too-worn) usual lurker, who is getting increasingly-scary-looking. Any others have luck on some younger action, maybe? Thanks.

Lincoln, I think you mean "the early worm gets the bird"! :)
Anyway, I've been out of action lately, but hoping to soak the old eel by this weekend, so I'm looking for your wasted belly dancer, but having only my usual luck.Jammer99
I also received many PMs from this member. They varied from asking for digits to calling me a liar. (Sound familiar?) I will post just one as evidence because if I posted all I would be divulging personal information that Jammer has passed along. I'm using restraint and maintaining his privacy.

Any chance of a pic of her? I'm days from Costa Rica so I'm not posting or spending any $ or cumming a bit, but I'd really like to see that back-tattoo upside-down and doggy style riding the little Jammer when I get back, if she's still available. Sorry I'm so picky, but I don't find Daves pic of BK hottie so hot...I guess I'll have to keep scamming airline tickets and flying south (or, eventually, to Thailand, where I REALLY need to go for "my type")!
Jammer99
I think its safe to say the Jammer has made it perfectly clear what he likes. As far as prices go I can remember a PM specifically where he wants to "s*ck & f*ck" "Michelle" (the Bare Assets dancer) for ONE JACKSON. Gentlemen, anyone experienced in this game knows that you must cultivate a relationship with a 21 year old hottie for a bit before you can get away with the "I'm short on funds...how 'bout a freebie (or near freebie). Why would I waste that opportunity on Jammer?

Chokin Chicken
06-27-05, 19:20
Greeting Gents,

I returned home form my business trip last week. I'm in Louisiana, if you check the New Orleans Boards you will see my area is dead as far going out hunting.

You guys in Brevard have a good thing going (lots of targets of oppurtunity).

Leo was a son of a ***** during my last 3 evening cruises in Melbourne.

I saw them hassling all the girls walking south of the bridge.

I think I saw the brown hair cutie Linc was talking about.

She was wearing a short off white jean skirt the night I saw her. I was going for the pick up and saw leo hassling 2 girls about 3 blocks away and thought better of it.

I did stop at the Burger King one night (man they close early). You guys hanging out their I was the guy in the 2005 Black Ford Expedition doing laps down US1 from the car dealerships North to Palmbay Rd just about everynight.

I hated having that big ass car ( it makes you stick out when you want to blend in.)

Titusville seemed to be the most relaxed place to troll even for an out of towner like me. Parking (you know where) was comfortable and I felt safe enough. But the selection is limited.

Happy hunting to all. Thanks again for all that do post this board You got me to the action quick.

Jammer
06-28-05, 01:29
I had posted that Jammer regularly wanted to meet my "hotter" success stories. I stand by this statement. As evidence, please refer to the following quotes from the gentleman himself:

I also received many PMs from this member. They varied from asking for digits to calling me a liar. (Sound familiar?) I will post just one as evidence because if I posted all I would be divulging personal information that Jammer has passed along. I'm using restraint and maintaining his privacy.

I think its safe to say the Jammer has made it perfectly clear what he likes. As far as prices go I can remember a PM specifically where he wants to "s*ck & f*ck" "Michelle" (the Bare Assets dancer) for ONE JACKSON. Gentlemen, anyone experienced in this game knows that you must cultivate a relationship with a 21 year old hottie for a bit before you can get away with the "I'm short on funds...how 'bout a freebie (or near freebie). Why would I waste that opportunity on Jammer?I never denied wanting to meet hot girls, liar. And why not just quote ALL private messages you get? This level of "respect" for privacy is laughable. I have more "action" in 04 for various reasons (more proof he lies and takes things out of context) so don't trust the liar's summaries. I post as I please, and not all my posts will be (questionable...) "action" in Brevard. As for Costa Rica, the fact that the Liar put a question mark after both nights' action speaks for itself. He lies. Period. He's not trustworthy, and I'd not trust the providers (yech!) he tried to get me to use (the sheriff's photo was of a hag!).

And plenty of times in the (edited...) "private" messages to the liar, I've expressed willingness to pay more than one Jackson for proper service, but face it, that's rare in a place like Brevard. Not Costa Rica! :) The liar started this, and I'm not going to let him end it on a lie, so Liencoln, if you keep on lyin' I'll keep on callin' you a liar. Deal?

Jammer

Jammer
06-28-05, 01:32
...

Jammer's a Loser. He had to get his boyfriend to spring for the Costa Rica Trip.Wow, another liar.

And where did I say BK is anything but ho-central in Melbourne? I go there just to watch sometimes, it's entertaining. I just prefer different girls, usually, especially lately now that I've tasted CR delights. Deal with it.

Jammer

Bubbaneedsit
06-28-05, 15:35
I have more "action" in 04 for various reasons (more proof he lies and takes things out of context) so don't trust the liar's summaries. I post as I please, and not all my posts will be (questionable...) "action" in Brevard.JammerYou are correct sir...not all of your posts descibe action in Brevard. As a matter of fact; after reviewing your 2004 posts (the year you had "more action", your words, not mine) I found a grand total of ZERO ACTION POSTS. Should anyone doubt the summary below, please feel free to use the search button and see for yourself.

12/29/2004 Comments on LEO NO ACTION
12/03/2004 Comments on possible sting @ BK NO ACTION
11/16/2004 Comments on forum & foreign countries NO ACTION
10/28/2004 Comments on ugly providers NO ACTION
09/11/2004 Comments on website NO ACTION
09/11/2004 Comments on WSW that got scooped NO ACTION
08/19/2004 Comments on ugly providers NO ACTION
07/28/2004 Questions about rest area action NO ACTION
06/20/2004 Saw WSW...didn't p/u NO ACTION
06/12/2004 Went to PMC...didn't partake NO ACTION
06/11/2004 Question to Jackson NO ACTION
06/10/2004 Saw WSW..."too hot"...must be LEO NO ACTION
01/09/2004 Comments on Bangbus site NO ACTION
01/04/2004 Commentsa on LEO NO ACTION

As anyone can see from above, a big goose egg.

Dave67
06-28-05, 15:59
Duude! I never said anything about BK, even though I've seen your whining PM's to Lincoln saying there's nothing happening there, and that he's lying, followed by begging for him to hook you up. What a wuss!

Checking the posts for 2004 and 2003 they're as devoid of action as this year's. Even IF Lincoln had lied, on as much as 80% of his posts, he's still posted on more action this month than you have in all 36 BS posts you've made. You wannabe!!! Admit, it, you're jealous that someone is actually able to score what you're too much of a wuss to open the front door and get!

This will be my last post on this issue as you're too much of a LOSER to bother with.

Wow, another liar.

And where did I say BK is anything but ho-central in Melbourne? I go there just to watch sometimes, it's entertaining. I just prefer different girls, usually, especially lately now that I've tasted CR delights. Deal with it.

JammerOn top of it, what the F**K is wrong with you? :confused: Actually going down on a Costa Rican provider? :eek: Why not lick the petrie dish of skank disease? You probably sampled the Nectar of the past 15 guys she was with! You're thinking with the wrong head Kimosabe!


Gents, I've been in heaven... -- after which she complimented the small Jammer and claimed I have beautiful eyes.

She's half my age, and I know she probably doesn't mean it, but I'm hooked -- this was TOO good, everthing about her is fine and tasty. In fact, I need to eat that perfectly-shaved little pussy again before I return to the land of witches-without-magic, and we've got her (and other chicas too, of course!) lined up for the beach today. Jammer
Beautiful Eyes? Jammer That's the best she could come up with? After you paid her? :rolleyes:

Bubbaneedsit
06-28-05, 19:48
I've got to be honest with you gentlemen...Jammer has begun to annoy me with the 'Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire' routine. Now I'm wasting time surfing the CR news rooms instead of posting mongering reports.


Guys, take a look at flight prices from the USA, and don't just price in the gas. I've never been caught, but it's worth it if you avoid ONE LEO-incident, and these girls deserve money more than Brevard's JammerSorry gentlemen, I couldn't resist. Taken from this mornings' (June 28, 2005) A.M. Costa Rica (Your daily English lanuage news source Monday - Friday).

Exploitation

workshop begins

The U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation kicked off 15 days of training for Costa Rican and Salvadorian police on the topic of sexual exploitation and the handling of victims Monday. El Salvador seeks to set up a system helping victims, said Paul Chaves, head of the Dirección de Investigaciones Especializadas.

For the disbelievers, if there are any other than Jammer:

http://www.amcostarica.com/index.htm

Mat BJ
06-28-05, 23:42
Went to PMC and opted to see Paige. Avoid her like the plague, she's got this trashy look to her and was rushing me from the moment we got started. Acted like she was all that. I wanted to tell the management there that she was horrible.

The quality has definitely hit an all time low there.

Bubbaneedsit
06-30-05, 15:48
Just a quick report. I found “Amy/Misty/her BCCI bracelet says “Henrietta” crossing US1 at the flashing light just north of Aurora. She’s a 23 yo WSW, dark hair with bangs that nearly cover her eyes, a little chunky, maybe 5'8", with a grill that will make you grimace. (Didn’t see the dental until after we had driven a bit.) For those interested in kittys I’ve attached a photo.

I was supposed to take another pic; an “action” shot if you will,during these events. Instead I completely forgot my own name let alone the fact I had a camera. Sorry about that gentlemen, rookie mistake.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.Didn't want anyone (Jammer) accusing me of lying about this pic. Finally got it to upload. Enjoy.

J Man
07-01-05, 11:22
LM,

Don't worry about folks like the Jammer. Every board has one. All I can say for sure is I got laid with LM & Dave info. I only visit the area about once every 10 to 12 weeks and you guys have made it a lot easier. I post for the area when I have something worth sharing.

Lets get back to the business at hand which is the poon business and not worry about the commentary of a member who decides to slam you.

By the way, nice shaved poon. You need to get back to your picture posting.

Thanks and have a safe holiday.

JM

Overtime
07-01-05, 19:28
I had a couple of bad experiences that made me too ashamed at myself to visit this site. Then I came back around to find some six pages (amazing) of posts and also all of the fighting. It must be the heat. We've had plenty of people exploding on us at work lately too. Don't forget, that's what Al-Queda wants.

First, I was cruising US-1 after work in the rain. Saw a very decent brunette crouching in a doorway at the light about a block south of CITA. Swung around and somebody else had gotten her; however, she had been relieved by a trashy, 40-something, blonde. Desperation got the better of me, and I let her in the car. She wanted like $20 for a BBBJ, but she didn't want to complete the act. (I'm not known for my speed). I didn't press it, and I dropped her off a couple of blocks away. While leaving she grabbed a handful of quarters from my console.

Feeling somewhat dejected and still in need of satisfaction, I decided to try the PMC. I thought that surely they had better to offer than the mess I had just been with. Anyway, another report on the low (no) quality of PMC. It was a busy night, and all that was available was a stout brown-haired woman whose name escapes me. Wouldn't go for just the regular service (HJ for 50), now all of them are saying FS or nothing. Well, let's just say that the smell got to me. Those damn pheremones will stay on you for hours too no matter how much you wash. It was enough to turn a guy off of pussy for weeks.

Lastly, I finally found the Palm Tree Spa in Rockledge. I can confirm the veracity of the previous posts on the subject. It is an interesting place and would do well for a man looking to avoid the street scene. The place is open until 11 pm and offers a nice relaxing massage with happy ending. The base price is 60 for 1/2 hour and 80 for hour. Then the tip is around 40-50. Might be expensive for some, but can't beat the relaxation. This is I'm sure how the places are in the orient. It's just a normal part of society. I've been twice now. It's safe. You won't get any dream girl there, but you will get a professional. (Like going to the doctor).

Later.

Phule
07-05-05, 16:44
I will be mongering the area soon as I am visting from the state of Virginia. Based on what I read last November I was able to secure some action on the Peachtree scene in Coca. I only am in the area 1-2 a year so I have been reading the forum hoping to find some other action spots in case Peachtree is slow. Still learning the Geography :) Be nice to the mongerer from Virginia if you seem him aimlessly driving around :)

Master Diver
07-07-05, 15:25
Traveling the other day through Grant, headed south when what should appear but a BSW, colorful, makeup, heels, short skirt, about 2:30 in the afternoon, she smiled, gave me the look and I waved. Couldn't stop late for work, but no mistaking. Next time have to circle around and get the details.

PokeHerFaceJon
07-08-05, 07:02
Traveling the other day through Grant, headed south when what should appear but a BSW, colorful, makeup, heels, short skirt, about 2:30 in the afternoon, she smiled, gave me the look and I waved. Couldn't stop late for work, but no mistaking. Next time have to circle around and get the details.
It's probably a trannie
JL

Bubbaneedsit
07-08-05, 18:15
Traveling the other day through Grant, headed south when what should appear but a BSW, colorful, makeup, heels, short skirt, about 2:30 in the afternoon, she smiled, gave me the look and I waved. Couldn't stop late for work, but no mistaking. Next time have to circle around and get the details.Yes, he/she has made a recent appearance again. He/she used to work the Melbourne area very regularly a year or so ago; but then disappeared. Saw he/she once down in Fort Pierce area awhile back. Just mentioned to Dave67 earlier today that the transvestite was back in town. Also this afternoon saw my first white transvestite at (of all places)...the BK. As with the black one you saw; very well made up, hair, nails, etc, in a skort. Buyer beware!

Hairball
07-10-05, 11:44
My fellow mongers,

First off forgive me that this is not a local report but since I post here most thought you may like to here my most recient adventure. The SO gave the ball and chain key for a few days so hooked up the pop-up camper and headed north. First sighted numerous wsw on the trail from I-4 to the turnpike at 4am as I was leaving, temptations already. Have been searching the forum for a destination and came up with Anderson SC. Put the camper down at Lake Hartwell (awesome place) close to Anderson. First mission was to find the legendary "Hilltop". Thanks to all the detailed members there was able to find it. It was a bit intimidating at first as it is a run down motel that belongs on OBT but as our brother mongers stated you go around back under the awning, go in the door to be greeted by the girls that are there. Had 2 to chose from Penny and Terri. These girls I would rate on our favorite scale at 4-5 range. Picked Terri and the beautiful thing is they are there to fuck with no negotiating needed, it is .81 (buck for the rain coat). What Terri lacked in looks she made up for with talent with everything I wanted. Did not venture into brown eye territory. No rush or clock watching and it still blows my mind that a place like this really exists.

The next day I ventured back into Anderson to find the Lucky Spa which also had a good report by another legend senior member PWhipped (and he know where all the pussy is). Met an Asian delight Kim who was very hot but this place requires negotiating. Once again was guided by the forum to a 1.8 figure total. Table shower was nice with plenty of attention to the boys, massage was only average but who cares when the fun and games are this good. Kim was talented in all respects. When she put the rain coat on I did not even know until we went fron sucking to all positions requested. It was not a busy time so there was no rush, was actually there 90min. This was my first FS experience and a great one it was. I left with a dry ball sack and the horns knocked right off this devil.

In closing would like to thank Jackson for hosting such a great forum and all the members who post.

Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
07-12-05, 18:30
Gentlemen,

The more observant members of our little community in Brevard may have noticed that as of late I haven’t posted many action reports. This is definitely not due to a lack of action; :D but rather a change in my philosophy regarding the WSG. It has been brought to the forums’ attention that Jammer believes I have been untruthful with you. :( It does seem strange that if I were making up the reports (like the girl unexpectedly flashing me car to car while driving US1 looking for a date...dated 6/1) that I would include failures as well (like the three strikes in Cape Canaveral...dated 6/2.) Although I dispute these allegations; I may be thankful one day when I am able to point to his posts referring to me as a liar to defend myself. Someday in the future in a courtroom near you there may be the following exchange: “You see your honor...everyone ..EVEN Jammer... could see that I made up all these stories strictly for entertainment purposes!” I guess we’ll have to wait to see how that defense fairs; but Mr. Jammer, my criminal attorney thanks you in advance.

It must be noted as well that I have made some wonderful acquaintances from this forum. I would hate for the exchange of information to stop between these individuals. There are also traveling, CONTRIBUTING members that may need my assistance in the future, and vice versa when I am out of our area. Apparently a happy medium was needed.

I believe anyone that has read my posts from the beginning is aware of the activities that I typically partake when I come across a new “friend.” Therefore I will continue to post my newest conquests albeit with limited details. Those of you that are contributing members to the boards may PM me for complete details. Those of you that lurk will unfortunately suffer...forward all complaints to 1-800-JAMMER! :mad:

Well, time to get to work...I will start posting under these new self imposed guidelines immediately. :cool:

Bubbaneedsit
07-12-05, 18:46
I have posted several times of "Brianna." (3/26, 4/23, 6/16) I acquired this shot in late June although I have SEEN her since. :D

I wish I could go into greater detail.

Bubbaneedsit
07-12-05, 19:10
I have several posts regarding this friend of mine. I have SEEN her as recently as early July. :D I purposely blurred the shot to protect her identity. I will send the clear original to those deserving souls that ask via PM. There is one hell of a story to go with this picture, but I no longer can continue on; knowing you gentlemen doubt me. :eek:

Bubbaneedsit
07-12-05, 19:33
The last time Dave67 posted about "Mickey" he couldn't keep her awake. :( Obviously that wasn't a problem when I found her strolling sometime last week! :D
Those of you that are familar with the Crack Wh*re Confession videos are aware the interviews were typically done in an RV. I believe it was similar to this one. In keeping with my new guidelines, I won't include the graphic confessions I received while snapping this pic.

M13 Gunz
07-12-05, 21:18
One of my steady contacts told me there was a sting in Titusville on thursday and a lot of the girls are gone for a while. I guess I'll be going to Melbourne for a while.

MrMeyers
07-16-05, 22:54
Lincoln Man,

Thank you for posting the pictures, especially of the BK "hottie". Now I know I don't need to waste one minute looking for any of these girls, they are utterly wretched looking.

Cedjer
07-17-05, 16:17
Lincoln Man,

Thank you for posting the pictures, especially of the BK "hottie". Now I know I don't need to waste one minute looking for any of these girls, they are utterly wretched looking.You are correct. They are horrible skanky looking dredges. How could anyone want to have one of them touch you? Yuck!

Master Diver
07-18-05, 13:29
Sunday Evening, stopped by The Palm in Rockledge.

Was serviced by Cola, she was the only one there. Cola or Kola, Koren, about 40, looks 3. Good table scrub with a lot of attention to the backdoor, then a pretty good massage. Didn’t try for extras, got kind of an aggressive hand job, then more massage. Massage good, but ugh. Has anybody been there and had anything higher than a 3? $80 for the hour, and gave $20 tip which she didn’t like, and bitched about.

Hairball
07-19-05, 08:33
Mongers,

Moss was growing under the wheels of the monger truck so did an extensive run Saturday. Left Orlando predawn going down Lee rd. and OBT to see a few bsw and wsw but for some strange reason decided to pass on them and headed for Titusville to find it with no action so headed down us1 to Cocoa and once again could not find a wsw. Not ready to give up yet headed to Melbourne and Palm Bay where I saw a couple get scooped up ahead of me. On my way out spotted Nancy a blonde older wsw who jumped right in and took me to her room at the Ramada. All services rendered. Not the young and tender we all seek but service was real good and my first brown eye experience for a total .6 donation. I will pass on her number for the less discriminating mongers who post reports. I would have taken a picture but felt after some of the recient comments to other posting members why subject myself to the negitive comments. Remember different strokes for different folks.

Hairball

Golfnutz
07-20-05, 08:17
The best news about the PT is that the girls will rotate in and out of there rather quickly. I think the mamasan can be a bit of a beligerent drunk and tends to scream and yell at the girls. I've witnessed this on a couple of occasions. I don't think many of the women stay for more than 3 or four months. However, I have had them that rate up in the 7-8 irange. I've noticed that typically they don't get the younger ladies there, usually your therapist is in their 30s or older.

Now time for the "more" part that I referrenced in the title of this post. I think its a sad damn day when a prolific giver's integrity is impuned. Now this valuable asset is turning off the info spigot (or at least cutting it down to a dribble). I think its a sad damn day and am personally offended that he might not be willing to share any more nuggets such as "gorrilla cookies" (Damn I still crack up everytime I think of that).

So to blend a couple of cliches together, don't look a gift horse in the mouth until you've walked a mile in his freakin shoes. I for one trust and appreciate Lincs posts and info. Maybe those who post actual reports might be able to say something about him ( ummm -such as "thanks"). I might not be in Brevard all the time, but I like to read the very intertaining and informative posts, and I try to contribute when I can. It relieves the boredom and stress of living on the road. So now, some pissy little comments from a doubter have in some way affected my life (its kind of like the wsgforum version of the butterfly effect).

Also I agree that Costa Rica is a great place to monger. And when I want to read about it, I'll go to the freaking Costa Rica section.

Whew- I needed a good rant.

Bally out.

Golfnutz
07-20-05, 08:30
It kind of hit me this morning, but I think there may be some kind of correlation between Burger King and street level prositution.

I know of multiple Florida areas where the BK is a ho-ing landmark: Orlando- obt BK, Tallahassee- Brevard BK, and Melbourne. Conincidence? I think not.

I wonder if the King might be doing a little pimping on the side, or if there is just somethng in the food that makes you become a crack addict?

King 98
07-20-05, 16:52
It kind of hit me this morning, but I think there may be some kind of correlation between Burger King and street level prositution.

I know of multiple Florida areas where the BK is a ho-ing landmark: Orlando- obt BK, Tallahassee- Brevard BK, and Melbourne. Conincidence? I think not.

I wonder if the King might be doing a little pimping on the side, or if there is just somethng in the food that makes you become a crack addict?Funny you should say that, but it just so happens that near downtown Miami on US1 and 17th street there is a Burger King which is usally the main pick-up spot for most SW in that work the area.

Dave67
07-21-05, 10:16
Now time for the "more" part that I referenced in the title of this post. I think its a sad damn day when a prolific giver's integrity is impuned. Now this valuable asset is turning off the info spigot (or at least cutting it down to a dribble). I think its a sad damn day and am personally offended that he might not be willing to share any more nuggets such as "gorrilla cookies" (Damn I still crack up everytime I think of that).

Let me start this off by saying that I in no way shape or form consider myself to be the most active, interesting, or best poster in the Brevard Forum. I'd have to hand that to Lincoln Man hands down. He is indeed the Mayor of the local BK Lounge. Some of the things I've seen him pull off are not just jaw dropping, but required bull sized testicles. C'Mon a naked chick on a working fire truck? And no one can even thank the man publicly or privately?

With the combination of needledicks that have a handfull of posts that want to be art critics, the ton of lurkers that read but don't contribute (You know who you are, you're doing it now.), the ones with a ton of "I saw it but couldn't catch it" legends in their own minds, and the fact that Jackson after 3 months STILL can't get the Senior system working, which in addition to being a neat recognition of contribution is a good way to be able to alert to the many stings or suspected stings I've just driven by but haven't posted about because of the time delay, I've decided to go underground.

If you've been keeping track, my last post was on 6/28 in response to Jammer. Since then, I can assure you I haven't been sitting at home watching Oprah, but instead have just not bothered to play the post and defend game. Lincoln Man and I meet regularly to discuss the hunt, share trophys, and new fields of exploration. There's a select few such as J-Man, Hairball, Ballyhoo, etc that I would not hesitate to pm with about good places to hunt etc, but otherwise, its not worth the crap to post here.

Read back over the forum for the past months. You'll see that there's a handfull of people actively posting on legitimate action, and a ton of wannabees. So Ballhooo's point is dead on as usual. I'm turning into a lurker instead of a poster until I see some other people stepping up to the plate and taking one for the team, and will PM active participants with worthwhile nuggets. Additionally, for those people with single digit "Where can I get lucky?" posts that PM asking for information on Vita, Brenda, Lisa, Heather, Robin, Mickey,Terry, Terri, Linda, Wendy, etc, I will continue to not waste time by responding and will use the Ignore List option. For those legitimate players, I'll help all I can and then some.

Ballyhooo, you called it straight..

Dave Out, and I do mean OUT.


So to blend a couple of cliches together, don't look a gift horse in the mouth until you've walked a mile in his freakin shoes. I for one trust and appreciate Lincs posts and info. Maybe those who post actual reports might be able to say something about him ( ummm -such as "thanks"). I might not be in Brevard all the time, but I like to read the very intertaining and informative posts, and I try to contribute when I can. It relieves the boredom and stress of living on the road. So now, some pissy little comments from a doubter have in some way affected my life (its kind of like the wsgforum version of the butterfly effect).

Also I agree that Costa Rica is a great place to monger. And when I want to read about it, I'll go to the freaking Costa Rica section.

Whew- I needed a good rant.

Bally out.

Phule
07-21-05, 14:22
I was visiting your fine area last week and had the cahnce to meet a ciuple of girls down there.

I saw Jennifer from Boston but I am not sure I would receommend her. She wanted way to much for an average experince.

But then there was Karen. She is more on the mature sode but gave me one of the best BBBJCIM that I can remember for .2$. Highly recommend.

Bubbaneedsit
07-21-05, 18:30
Mongers, Not ready to give up yet headed to Melbourne and Palm Bay where I saw a couple get scooped up ahead of me. On my way out spotted Nancy a blonde older wsw who jumped right in and took me to her room at the Ramada. All services rendered. Not the young and tender we all seek but service was real good and my first brown eye experience for a total .6 donation. I will pass on her number for the less discriminating mongers who post reports. I would have taken a picture but felt after some of the recient comments to other posting members why subject myself to the negitive comments. Remember different strokes for different folks.Hairball
Therefore I will continue to post my newest conquests albeit with limited details. Those of you that are contributing members to the boards may PM me for complete details. Those of you that lurk will unfortunately suffer.Hairball PM'd me with a contact number and other vitals before the post came out in the forum. I used said number to contact Nancy. Would I repeat...probably not. Did I enjoy the visit...yes. :) I'm playing the game for the variety. When a monger can eliminate a few of the risks we are faced with on a daily basis (LEO stings, ripoffs, etc.) by posting valuable information...EVEN BETTER. Just wanted to publicly thank this upstanding gentleman.:D

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Xenocore 01
07-23-05, 14:25
Lincoln Man has labeled me of being 5.0 before unjustly. Yeah, I was new to the forums, but since these places are soo open to the public anyway the same could be said of Lincoln man as well, planting information for stings. But anyway, none of that matters now anyway, its in the past. Hers the results of my pursuits over the past 2 years since returning to my hometown.

Mongers have made comments about the quality of the mens club on 192, but i have found its all in the days you go. Weekdays when were mostly working is usually a good time to find 7s and up working. Friday night as well is good. I have seen 4 girls there over this time on a sem-regular basis with no complaints. There is one Panamanian 20-ish girl there that is superb, and is usually working on friday nights, but she does love to vacation. If she is not working, she may be gone for up to two weeks at a time. They all ask for the standard rates, but longer stays may be subject to discounts, YMMV.

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Since im not a streetmonger i dont have too much info on the local area. My area of knowledge is still in Phoenix, AZ. If any of you should be heading in that direction, let me know and i may share. Lincoln Man, should you head in that area, ill show you exactly why i dont post info too often. There are better ways. However they do require somewhat more of a collaborative effort from the monger community.

Bubbaneedsit
07-24-05, 12:26
Lincoln Man has labeled me of being 5.0 before unjustly. Yeah, I was new to the forums, but since these places are soo open to the public anyway the same could be said of Lincoln man as well, planting information for stings. But anyway, none of that matters now anyway, its in the past.I made the call; somewhat jokingly, because your first and only post to not just the Brevard forum but all of WSG was a question asking which AMPs to get extras from. Look through the forums, any of them, newbies are warned to do some research on their own and post a few reports before asking any favors. It shouldn't just be a few "regulars" who have to take all the hits for the team. Given the information I had and the circumstances at the time I stand behind the call.:p
Mongers have made comments about the quality of the mens club on 192, but i have found its all in the days you go. Weekdays when were mostly working is usually a good time to find 7s and up working. Friday night as well is good. I have seen 4 girls there over this time on a sem-regular basis with no complaints. There is one Panamanian 20-ish girl there that is superb, and is usually working on friday nights, but she does love to vacation. If she is not working, she may be gone for up to two weeks at a time. They all ask for the standard rates, but longer stays may be subject to discounts, YMMV.This is interesting and wonderful information. By far, the majority of the posts regarding this establishment have been poor to dismal. You obviously have become the Master of the House here.:cool:
Lincoln Man, should you head in that area, ill show you exactly why i dont post info too often. There are better ways. However they do require somewhat more of a collaborative effort from the monger community.Yes posting takes risks; however, its one way to gain trust with other members. When other members of this forum begin to trust you and share information through the back channels you will find that I collaborate more than my fair share.:)

Bubbaneedsit
07-24-05, 18:02
Therefore I will continue to post my newest conquests albeit with limited details. Those of you that are contributing members to the boards may PM me for complete details.Three holes ready & willing! A wonderful, wonderful experience. Definite repeat. :D No contact number, just an area she frequents.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Keepsitup
07-24-05, 20:27
Although I'm a regular lurker here looking for information, I've never posted a report.

I'd like to thank all the 'Positive' posters, especially Lincoln Man, for the good information they give to those of us that are a little shy about posting.

I've been a hobbiest/monger for too many years and have taken my chances without good info. I now know where good info is and will try to bring myself to post more also.

Thanks again guys.

Bubbaneedsit
07-26-05, 08:05
Therefore I will continue to post my newest conquests albeit with limited details. Those of you that are contributing members to the boards may PM me for complete details. Yesterday was another wonderful day in the neighborhood. I managed a doubleheader...no, unfortunately not two girls at the same time (only our local stud Dave67 can manage to pull that off regularly...and yes, I am jealous) but two wonderful ladies in the same day.

First was a young (early 20s) brunette, slender, small A cups (not deflated, just small), with a SWEET butt. Definite repeat. I have her contact number. Second was an (early 30s?) tall red head, medium build, big guns, and dentures. This last nugget explains why I received a frantic call yesterday from Dave67 that he had someone I just had to meet. (Thanks for that call!) No contact number but this lady works right from her home...which in my book is even better.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: All reports generated by this author should be considered works of fiction for entertainment purposes only. None of the events actually occurred.

Spyder2004
07-27-05, 20:10
Hey guys,

Just another one of htose lurkers that has decided it is time to contribute. I have been a little nervous when trying to "find" somebody in the local haunts that I have read about. I can relate my expierence at the Palm Tree for all. The posts are correct the women are usually older but they have always been kind and forthcomming to me. I have found that with a little "Gentlrmanly" behavior these ladies tend to bend over backwards for you. Of course the $$$ can be a little prohibitive at times. I can higly reccomend Angie whom I had the opportunity to spend some time with on Monday evening, she gives a great massage and the endings are always more than you think they will be. If anybody needs a reccomendation from this establishment feel free to pm me.

Bubbaneedsit
07-27-05, 22:03
Lincoln Man,Thank you for posting the pictures, especially of the BK "hottie". Now I know I don't need to waste one minute looking for any of these girls, they are utterly wretched looking.
You are correct. They are horrible skanky looking dredges. How could anyone want to have one of them touch you? Yuck!Any chance either of my critics care to share pictures of their finds from Brevard? :confused:

Bubbaneedsit
07-27-05, 22:27
It kind of hit me this morning, but I think there may be some kind of correlation between Burger King and street level prositution.

I know of multiple Florida areas where the BK is a ho-ing landmark: Orlando- obt BK, Tallahassee- Brevard BK, and Melbourne. Conincidence? I think not.

I wonder if the King might be doing a little pimping on the side, or if there is just somethng in the food that makes you become a crack addict?I too get a laugh when reading the other Florida forums and see so many Burger King references. When doing some further research I found the following:

TRIVIA NOTE: A few months before the fighting chicken ad spots, the Burger King folks had hosted a website called "Subservient Chicken." The website let visitors type in commands while the chicken on the screen did exactly what you asked (within reason). http://www.subservientchicken.com/

Surely all of you have used the term "chicken necking" before.

Xenocore 01
07-28-05, 19:12
Which area is better for entertainment, im coming from Vero Beach. Gotta decide which way to leave the entertainment desert. I have no references for Ft. Pierce at all. Inside or Outside.

MrMeyers
07-29-05, 23:14
Lincoln Man,

I would post but the problem is that the good old days are gone, Brevard really has nothing to offer anymore except some decent strip clubs that you can order take out once in a while. Just by pure luck sometimes I spot a good looking SW on A1A, but they are just passing thru so I don't bother posting because they are gone in a day. I miss the days of the Boardroom, UFS, Jasimine Escorts, and anyone remember the small cruise ship that was really a brothel?

No offense about my comments, I'm glad you can find what you are looking for.

Dick Herder
07-30-05, 10:08
Lincoln Man,

I miss the days of the Boardroom, UFS, Jasimine Escorts, and anyone remember the small cruise ship that was really a brothel?Tell me about it. Xanadu was my favorite. There were a couple of old places called Roman Spa and Roman Forum. Sounded like a gay bathhouse, but occasionally had some fun girls inside. I still remember walking in and seeing one blonde beauty in a spit on the floor stretching.

Sadly, other people can't stand what goes on between consenting adults in a building with no windows. They run those businesses into the ground, and leave us with nothing more than butt-ugly street walkers in people's neighborhoods. Yeah, that's progress.

Bubbaneedsit
07-30-05, 14:28
Tell me about it. Xanadu was my favorite. There were a couple of old places called Roman Spa and Roman Forum. I had forgotten about the Roman Spa / Forum. I visited one of them (not sure which) in Cape Canaveral many moons ago. Why did they close up shop? The Xanadu was allowed to operate under most peoples' radars for many years and would probably still today had the owner not decided that arms trafficking was an excellent source of additional revenue. Of course, where these establishments have left, many new ones have taken their places. Speaking of the Xanadu's owner; did you know his ex still walks the streets of Melbourne?

Dick Herder
07-31-05, 14:32
I had forgotten about the Roman Spa / Forum. I visited one of them (not sure which) in Cape Canaveral many moons ago. Why did they close up shop? The Xanadu was allowed to operate under most peoples' radars for many years and would probably still today had the owner not decided that arms trafficking was an excellent source of additional revenue. Of course, where these establishments have left, many new ones have taken their places. Speaking of the Xanadu's owner; did you know his ex still walks the streets of Melbourne?I never really knew why some of these places went out of business. One of the Roman places was pretty good, the other was full of your "gorilla cookies" workers. Basically, I think they go out of business because someone gets stupid. Either greedy stupid, arrogant stupid, or loose lips stupid. The arms dealing stupid is probably in a class all by itself.

Some were just rip-offs. Remember Rooster's scrub shop? They tried to make a whole chain of jack-shacks, but they got busted for prostitution. I laughed at that one, since I remember the news showing a fat cop holding up a white towel under a black light. You could see the cum stains on the towel.

Hell, that's not prostitution. That's self-service! Uncle LEO goes for the low hanging fruit and then exagerates for the press to make it seem like they really knocked out a terrorist cell in your back yard.

Lately, I've been spending more money for lap dances than dipping in the well. I must admit that I've been missing some of the old days lately, but I'm not up for the street walker experience.

Hairball
08-02-05, 08:14
Mongers,

I feel like there is a death in the family as the Hilltop I reported on earlyer got busted. It is not in our area but in general forum terms it is a place I wish all my forum friend could have visited. I wanted to go again BUMMER!

Hairball

Hairball
08-09-05, 08:38
My fellow Mongers,

I have noticed and reported on MP and AMPs in other areas but still prefer the hunt in Brevard. The question is does anyone think it is time to start a thread of our own on this subject? Palm Tree has been noted as well as Tokoyo and Paradise but have seen many more in my travels. I am willing to take a few for the team but would rather have a report to go on. Anyone ever been to Connections? If ever in Orlando I would recommend Toyoko and Rainbow. I know these places get pretty expensive as compared to a good street hoe but the safety and pampering is hard to beat. Hairball

PcguyFL
08-09-05, 11:48
Hairball,

Connections sounds familiar, but I can't place it at the moment, which one is that? If you mean the one on US 1 in Cocoa, just north of 520 then don't bother. I have been in there many times - mostly because it just seems like it should have some decent activity. It does NOT. You can't even get a decent massage there these days. Especially stay away from the owner... there is much better out there for that kind of money.

I have had experiences at the other 3. Was at Palm Tree Friday. Wound up with an even older provider than usual. In the end it I found it difficult to take care of business.

I can't really seem to find younger providers at these 3... I guess they are available at Paradise, but the price and the rush usually keeps me away.

PCguyFL


My fellow Mongers,

I have noticed and reported on MP and AMPs in other areas but still prefer the hunt in Brevard. The question is does anyone think it is time to start a thread of our own on this subject? Palm Tree has been noted as well as Tokoyo and Paradise but have seen many more in my travels. I am willing to take a few for the team but would rather have a report to go on. Anyone ever been to Connections? If ever in Orlando I would recommend Toyoko and Rainbow. I know these places get pretty expensive as compared to a good street hoe but the safety and pampering is hard to beat. Hairball

Bubbaneedsit
08-10-05, 07:18
My fellow Mongers,I have noticed and reported on MP and AMPs in other areas but still prefer the hunt in Brevard. The question is does anyone think it is time to start a thread of our own on this subject? HairballHairball, there are many other operations in Brevard so you could possibly have a good thread running. The problem here is the ratio of lurkers to posters is too far out of proportion. Most likely you'd be the sole poster sticking his neck out.

Lincoln out.

Dlrzboy
08-10-05, 23:13
Tried Palm Tree, but they were packed. I was so thankful. Provider that came out to say they were busy was not experienced--she was pretty old, and not terribly attractive. Either she is wonderfully skilled, or I was fortunate.

So, I took a run through Melbourne, and stumbled on Amy. Probably about 40-50, and worked hard to make me happy. Wanted a chance to relax, and she was willing. Not GFE, but she did the deed with vigor. Since I wanted some action, it was ok. But probably not worth the 30 minutes driving around.

There was a massage and jacuzzi place just north of the airport in an old house. Did not have time to see the name. Any experiences here?

Bubbaneedsit
08-11-05, 06:53
There was a massage and jacuzzi place just north of the airport in an old house. Did not have time to see the name. Any experiences here?Are you referring to Body Magic on Sarno Road? If so, there are several posts regarding this establishment earlier in the forum. Ballyhoo is probably the expert to seek out on this one.

Hairball
08-11-05, 07:59
Monger buddies,

Post made by PcguyFL just saved me mongering bucks so thanks to him. Lincoln you are probably right and along with some other advise recieved through the Orlando amp thread suggests we just make regular posts with the name of a place and our monger friends will PM to ask for details or provide them. This encourages lurkers to join in and also keeps it a little safer for the provider also.

Hairball

Spyder2004
08-12-05, 05:47
The Palm Tree has always had at least one younger and fairly attractive (5 or 6) looking lady on staff. The first time you meet with one of the ladies don't expect too much. In my expierence this has always been a place where repeat customers to the same provider get taken care of. I was back there earlier this week and spent time with one of my regular ladies Kola who was in to having fun during the session.

I too find this type of establishment to be very expensive and have cruised the normal spots listed here to find "other" opportunities to no avail. If anyone would like to go out and a limb and pm me the digits of a known provider I would be happy to assist anyway I can with my Palm Tree knowledge. This would also help me to get started with some regular posts.

Xenocore 01
08-12-05, 12:54
I did visit a spot in Orlando N of the Airport. Dont remember the Name or Exact address though. I will post the info when i get it, but wasnt to promising as far as performance goes. The place was quite large compared to what Im familiar to from Arizona. Standard Sauna N Massage with a happy ending. Girl was the only one on shift that I saw, but it was close to Midnight. I think they are the only AMP open till 12, most of the others I saw in the New Times closed at 10 pm.

Sorry I dont have the address at the moment, the place was Due North of the Orlando Airport. Intersection of 50 and 436. The local club publication had this one listed. I was hoping one of those local club magazines was also in Melbourne or Cocoa. At least I would have some addresses to go on then.

Golfnutz
08-13-05, 13:05
To answer the questions that Dirz posted, I'm sure that must be body magic on Sarno road. It actually is a rather legit massage place where they do aromatherapy and other new age crap like that. The facilities are nice and comfy and the massages are typically first class. The worst problem with BM is its staff, frankly the ladies there just aren't all that attractive. They are clean and nice and great personalities, but frankly they are not even the type of gals I would take home from a bar for free. Most are mid 40s and a little on the heavy side. There was a younger slim 30s gal there in the evenings, but I'm not sure if she is still there. Each therapist has different limits but FS is on the menu with a few there.

Golfnutz
08-13-05, 13:27
I figured since ya'll were already talking about me down there I'd further chime in with my $.02 about palm tree. I've come to really enjoy my trips there. While the staff may be a bit older, they do rotate out pretty quick for reasons I've previously mentioned. Occasionally you'll find a real gem there, but she'll likely rotate out within 3 months.

That said, I do think every gal they get there gives a quality massage experience. The mamasan will take real good care of you if you are a repeat customer. I'm always treated well there and enjoy my pampering time. I've actually gotten to where I don't even go for the FS option many times, even though its available to me 4 out every 5 times I go. I like to just relax and enjoy the massage and the automatic happy ending. As usual, YMMV, but frequency begets you better results here.

Hairball
08-15-05, 08:00
Gents,

I met Jewels at Clearlake and Peachtree, a dark haired wsw pretty skinny that seemed straight. She said she was homeless and the body odor verified it. Little head still commanded attention so for .3 a bbbjcim spit out the window (hate it when you find the goober later). I agree with Ballyhoo about Palm Tree and wish I had been pampered instead of time with stinky skank. I have no problem with older girls there as I am older than they are. Lisa was a bit younger, my fav and hope she returns.

Hairball

Phule
08-17-05, 14:55
I am visting in the area and stopped by to see what I could find. I found Dee on monday and she gave me a great BBBJCIM for very little cash. Not much of a looker but great service. She told me 5-0 is hot in the area and I have not seen anything the last two days I drove by.

John Wayne
08-17-05, 20:45
Hi guys,

In my previous visits to the massage connection when I was in town, I found one of the ladies there who did give a nice massage with a happy ending (HJ), but the price was a bit high in my humble opinion. As I haven't been there in 8 months, I cannot vouch for how they are now. i forget the name of my massuse, but she was a looking. Dark hair, ~5'6" great body and great attitude.

As I will be back in my old stomping (surfing) grounds in a couple of weeks, I might check and see if she is still around. If not, the palm tree is always nice and ya gotta luv those $10 lapdances at club lido.

Diver

Max #01
08-18-05, 21:13
I miss the days of the Boardroom, UFS, Jasimine Escorts, and anyone remember the small cruise ship that was really a brothel?


I, too, fondly remember Thee Xanadu. That was back during the days when you went through the "touching" ritual before you got down to business. My ATF was a redhead named "Valerie." I remember one visit where she was working despite a cast on her lower leg. She had to keep the one leg dry and out of the spa in the room. With one leg in the spa and the other out, the view was spectacular. I heard years later from a provider in the place in Melbourne that Valerie had moved to Las Vegas.

I never partook (is that the past tense of "partake"???) at the Boardroom, although I did go on the tour several times. It seemed like Xanadu was always a better bang for the buck. At the Boardroom, I always got the impression that they weren't FS, or, if they were, the provider up-selled you big-time. But, the Boardroom ladies were spectacular looking for the most part.

Dick Herder
08-19-05, 11:00
I never partook (is that the past tense of "partake"???) at the Boardroom, although I did go on the tour several times. It seemed like Xanadu was always a better bang for the buck. At the Boardroom, I always got the impression that they weren't FS, or, if they were, the provider up-selled you big-time. But, the Boardroom ladies were spectacular looking for the most part.I spent a few times at the Boardroom. Most I ever got was a BBBJ, and that was rare. Always a happy ending, always expensive. I still loved the Blue Room, but I was young and stupid.

Hairball
08-20-05, 16:33
Mongers,

I met Mary on Main st predawn Saturday. She is about 30yrs old 5'2" thin but not a crack diet thin with dark hair, a definate higher on the scale for Main st. Negotiatins were easy and standard pricing. Opted for FS in the ho-mobile. I would have to give this girl an A+ for service with an unrushed smile and although she was freshly showered with soft hands and clean clothes the tuna fleet came out after a few good stabs with the little general. Keep the windows cracked with the fan blowing and you will be in for a good time.

Hairball

NukeyNuke
08-24-05, 01:42
I spent a few times at the Boardroom. Most I ever got was a BBBJ, and that was rare. Always a happy ending, always expensive. I still loved the Blue Room, but I was young and stupid.It was true that Xanadu was the better option. Chicks looked better, pricing was good, and FS was the norm. However, I did get BBFS at the Boardroom once from a dynamite provider. She was so cautious about it that I knew it was the extreme exception and not the norm. And, it was the only time I ever got anything there other than a HJ.

M13 Gunz
08-31-05, 18:12
I just heard from a reliable source downtown that Titusville PD is now arresting any single female walking on Main ST after dark. How can this be legal?

Hairball
09-04-05, 18:57
Mongers,

Was in t-ville early Sat and met Patches on Main. She is a mid 20's part timer (or so she says) higher on the scale looker for main st with all the right qualities. When I found her it was the end of party night with a little pixie dust still on her nose. Not cracked out but definitely stoned and horny. I was happy to help there. Headed off to my favorite spot for FS with all the trimmings. Muff was clean, shaved and smelled good too for .4 would have tipped but she said save it for next time (never heard that said!) She also confirmed the cops are making things difficult now for the girls so take heed if you will.

Hairball

Keepsitup
09-04-05, 19:44
I just heard from a reliable source downtown that Titusville PD is now arresting any single female walking on Main ST after dark. How can this be legal?No. That's not legal. They have to have a reasonable suspicion to even detain any citizen.

Tvilletroll
09-05-05, 19:43
Hey all I know patches personally.shes grade A.She is part time.wanna see her? http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders/ and type in her name Patches Hammond and click the button that says submit request.
There she is .enjoy!


Mongers,

Was in t-ville early Sat and met Patches on Main. She is a mid 20's part timer (or so she says) higher on the scale looker for main st with all the right qualities. When I found her it was the end of party night with a little pixie dust still on her nose. Not cracked out but definitely stoned and horny. I was happy to help there. Headed off to my favorite spot for FS with all the trimmings. Muff was clean, shaved and smelled good too for .4 would have tipped but she said save it for next time (never heard that said!) She also confirmed the cops are making things difficult now for the girls so take heed if you will.

Hairball

Tvilletroll
09-05-05, 22:22
Hey Mongers,

Patches.Yes she is a great lay.She is only part timer.she dates a relative who turned me on to her.If you can see her then pick her up.she will go fast.see her here http://www.dc.state.fl.us/ActiveOffenders/ and type in her name Patches Hammond and click the button that says submit request.