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Christophe1
11-04-15, 23:50
Bucket list.

Here are a couple I didn't even know about.

Having a girl ride you and suddenly stop to say, Oh I think you went too deep. In the moment you felt something funky with the head of your dick but it all felt good. Then you lift her up and pull her over into mish to discover she is wetter than Niagara Falls.

Stuck in traffic on the 101. No problem. Take off her panties and play away with her little Hero. Next thing you know you're smiling at the congestion while receiving a hummer. Hi everybody!

Getting videoed while dining at the VAGINA. Damn I eat some good pussy. Yum Yum Yum. Slurp.

Asking a girl to pee on you while you fuck her. That's actually a good one to say to make her uber horny.

Tricks and Treats.


Nice!

I had a girlfriend once who would do anything I asked. Skinny blonde. And driving on the freeway one day, I had her pull off her panties and fuck herself with a peeled banana. I almost ran off the road.

Check that one off.

Had a fling with a woman who was not terribly attractive, but was super sexual and very into me. I was not accepting her invitations to come to Malibu and fuck her so she upped the ante by bringing her 21 year old niece to the mix. And I accepted. Yum.

Check that one off.LOL Willie. Getting the Malibu Ghetto X2. Check off indeed. My first and only real threesome was when I was a young buck of only 17 and had two virgins during a high school party. The first one wanted me to take her and I took her back into her parents rooms although she was apprehensive. She asked that her friend join in our bedroom shenanigans and they held hands as I did whatever 17 year old novices do with their dicks when given two naked girls holding hands.

Flash forward and I'm with my latest and greatest and she said I was teacher. I stuck my finger in her butt. She stuck her finger in my butt and we fucked. 20 positions later and I felt like I didn't teach her too much.

I need other peoples' ideas.

Christophe1
11-05-15, 00:06
LOL Wille. Getting the Malibu Ghetto X2. Check off indeed. My first and only real threesome was when I was a young buck of only 17 and had two virgins during a high school party. The first one wanted me to take her and I took her back into her parents rooms although she was apprehensive. She asked that her friend join in our bedroom shenanigans and they held hands as I did whatever 17 year old novices do with their dicks when given two naked girls holding hands.

Flash forward and I'm with my latest and greatest and she said I was teacher. I stuck my finger in her butt. She stuck her finger in my butt and we fucked. 20 positions later and I felt like I didn't teach her too much.

I need other peoples' ideas.3 years ago there was a UTR MILF. She has a high school age son that was going to be coming home from school but she said we had enough time to fuck. As I was pummeling her pussy she asked if I had ever seen a girl squirt. Playing stupid I asked her what she meant. She pulled out a mirror and lubed up her asshole and took my cock from her vagina to stuff it into her ass. I fucked away as she moaned and then asked me to watch the action in the mirror. In 30 seconds she was shooting her squirt all over the floor as I came in her ass.

That was fun.

Deerom
11-05-15, 10:01
Met a cute black chick by accident. She asked me for light and we enjoyed a smoke together while she asked me all sorts of questions. She asked me if I'd like to meet up with her sometime and gave me her phone number. She said she would be waiting for my call. I texted her later and just said "this is my number. " we texted back and forth and agreed to meet for breakfast later in the week. We had a late breakfast after which she said what are you doing the rest of the day. I told her I liked her cute ass. She said "good, you will have to fuck it. " damn. We went to a motel and fucked and sucked all afternoon. BBBJ, daty, dato, bls, anal, finger up the ass, porn on the tv. All bareback. She was clean and tasty. She then told me she was a hairdresser and gave me a haircut. Never met such a sexually adventurous lady. It was all a blur. I came five times and I am a one shot kind of guy. I can now die with a smile on my face.

HollywoodGuy
11-05-15, 18:58
A full blooded dark skinned spinner gypsy girl. I once lived next door to one. Being young and out of control I flirted with her in front of her husband one day. I was probably lucky he didn't kill me. LOL. (at least that's what he said).

MrSweat69
11-05-15, 20:28
Back in the day when I was 22 years old living abroad, I hook up with a blonde MILF from IOWA. She was spending vacations by herself and taking a break away from home and husband. We end up fucking all night long at her hotel room. We needed some fresh air and decided to take our act outside on the balcony from a 23 h. Floor overlooking the beach. I was pounding her from behind and she was bending and holding herself with both hands to the railing. With each thrust I was watching the screws holding the rail coming loose and hoping the rail resisted before I finish. Playing a Pearl Jam song, fucking her in the ass and praying not to fall to our death.

Check that off.

Bronsonator
11-08-15, 12:30
This thread is awesome, as long as it doesn't quickly devolve into a bunch of bullshit stories about fucking midgets, trolls, and successive generations of intrafamilial women.

Christophe1
11-08-15, 23:13
Right now I'm working on two things. Having nonpaid sexual experiences across the Horoscope. Still have to look at which ones are remaining.

Also I'm finding it to be very enjoyable to have sex in public. Dropped a bill at Houston's in Pasadena and wanted to get my sex on. We kissed by the car and my hand found its way up her dress. In my opinion that's the best way to get these things started. She pulled on my dick through my pants and we locked lips and danced our tongues together. This led us into the car where she got between my legs for a little BJ action. We were getting hot so decided that it was time to lay the pipe. There were too many people coming and going so we went to scout for a location. Eventually we ended up parking in the medical area of Southern Pasadena where we parked on top of the roof where there was a grand view of the city and mountains. I gave her the best O she had all week and then watched my semen drip out before I gave her a handy cleaning wipe.

Next time she said, "Let's do it on top of the car. ".

Tjinla2001
11-09-15, 00:58
My dream remains the same--impreganate a super high volume Asian prostitute.

Derringer
11-09-15, 14:07
I love getting a massage from a CMT / LMT that ends with me having a big smile on my face. Throw in plenty of teasing and a nice, gentle prostate massage and one has the makings of a very nice afternoon.

I would like to add a few entries to the list of sexual things to do before I die:

Swedish massage from a Swedish lady.

Lomi-Lomi massage from a Hawaiian lady.

Thai massage from a Thai lady.

Shiatsu massage from a Japanese lady.

Qi Gong Tuina massage from a Chinese lady.

Maybe even a Sports massage from a female athlete.

All with a commensurate HE, of course.

Derringer.

Beachesnole02
11-09-15, 15:33
This thread is awesome, as long as it doesn't quickly devolve into a bunch of bullshit stories about fucking midgets, trolls, and successive generations of intrafamilial women.It is on my bucket list to fuck successive generations of midget women from one family, preferably Chinese.

Mracuol
11-09-15, 17:00
It is on my bucket list to fuck successive generations of midget women from one family, preferably Chinese.Coco in Lincoln Heights is as close to Chinese midget as you can get. She probably qualifies as a troll too.

Christophe1
11-10-15, 16:30
Time to get stupid. What the hell does the above expression mean? I'd much rather be doing two behind the bush or perhaps even getting two bushes. Nappy, long, curly, or, and especially, AND shaved. Why be greedy or rest on my haunches while there's some more fine booty to drill. Found some good booty lately but still had to stop by a Zen style massage parlor to get the freak on with a Korean hottie. Damn it feels good to have some bare boobies and nipples rubbing on the back. Giddy like a fat kid walking into a candy shop.

Cock milking by a Milkmaid http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/eurovision-2014-poland-cause-stir-3524256.

Ever have your cock milked? I know of at least three providers that do this to perfection. They get you up on all fours, like your a grand fucking bull ready to sire a herd, and from behind stroke your cock. The milkmaid is going to milk out every last drop. It starts off heavenly and gets even better because they start sucking on your balls (that's the best), then the scrotum, all while focusing on the donkey dick they're creating in their lubed-slippery hands. Then they circle their tongue to all your areas while they slowly start fucusing on their center target leading to some RIM. This experience along with the pull of gravity makes junior feel like a raging bull and at the minimum adds another inch. With Li Li, who works out of ELA and reviewed in the Asian Providers section, I went straight to fucking her in Mish, then doggie, and finishing back in the MISH. She was so into it that I hammered away until I literally exploded to pieces forming another universe. When I came back to earth, she showed me that she was bleeding a little bit. I'm not a giant by any means, but the gravity along with the milking swelled the little guy up so much that I ended up doing some damage. I profusely apologized when she said she wasn't going on the rag.

Gilf.

Yumida in Highland has got to be the oldest women lady I ever been with. If you are younger (<70) and looking for an adventure, along with some cock milking, here you go. To the credit of Gilfs they always make me feel special. It's almost a pleasure to be helping out some one that has supported the cause for so long. After a discussion about how she was a SoCal must-stop tour destination I gave her a visit. She welcomed me and took her time. Mind you she is not very attractive, though for the most part, you don't see her. She just stays back there and does her deed. When she milked me it felt like I was shooting out an extra million little guys as each squirt propelled itself and made little "Ping"s and "Thump"s on to the sheet.

Nuru.

Li Li does Nuru too. Just make sure she heats that stuff up.

Christophe1
11-17-15, 21:26
Car sex is pretty up there. I always love showing off my back and down buttons.

Much better than sex on the lectulo.

HollywoodGuy
11-19-15, 02:43
Car sex is pretty up there. I always love showing off my back and down buttons.

Much better than sex on the lectulo.Too many car sex stories to relate. Most of them pretty hot. Usually best if you have leather seats when its time to clean up. But I always have a bath towel in the back seat. Never leave home without it. Actually getting my windows re-tinted darker for that very purpose. I remember doin it once right on vermont, between santa monica and melrose in the middle of the day with my ATF at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWqfu5q6yQ

Funny and good movie if you've never seen it.

Christophe1
11-19-15, 20:03
Girls with big ass titties. Ever have your dick sucked by a girl while she surrounded your junior with her big floopy BOOBs?

Just met up with an Asian girl named Tina working out of Rosemead. She looked about 25 and has some yummy big natural E's or even bigger. When she opened the door her left nipple was peeking out for the world to see. After she disrobed and released those glorious cantoloupes with delicious orange-sized dark areolas my baby instincts kicked into full gear and I gave her the classic sign for I want mommy milk. Quickly I went to work on sucking for my lunch. I fingered her to two orgasms and munched away. Yum Yum Yum.

She gave a decent CBJ and CFS as I gave her my superman. Yes I'm strong and bound to get the friction on. She had to relube for a little halftime cuddle moment. You'll notice a small vertical cescarean scar although it wasn't bad and pointed towards her shaved Va Va Voom.

This is her a few years earlier. http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=52952866&image=59545816 Only 2 more days.

Big ole Titties and Breast Worship.

Now that's fun.

Livinitup
11-23-15, 03:55
Too many car sex stories to relate. Most of them pretty hot. Usually best if you have leather seats when its time to clean up. But I always have a bath towel in the back seat. Never leave home without it. Actually getting my windows re-tinted darker for that very purpose. I remember doin it once right on vermont, between santa monica and melrose in the middle of the day with my ATF at the time.
Just like Douglas Adams book "Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy" a towel is essential for car dates. Heavily tinted windows are definitely a plus too.

A hatchback and bungee cord allows you to keep the the hatch open when a car cover is on the vehicle. You need the air flow on hot days, otherwise you will be having Bikram sex. I have successfully banged many a car companion on some pretty busy streets.

A couple of tips:

1. Just keep the radio off.

2. Don't rock the boat too much.

3. No screaming.

4. And most importantly do not let any body part lean on the horn.

Scotty8783
11-27-15, 21:17
Met a mature woman off one of those adult dating sites (not sure if I'm allowed to safe which one, but the one that's always advertised on all the porn sites). Anyway, I had a video of me banging my ex FWB up there and she loved it. She commented on it three times and said she can't wait for that to be her. We sent a couple of texts and then she invited me over to her house. I was pretty apprehensive at first as it was almost too easy. I showed up and she was STUNNING. Late 30's or early 40's, tall, banging body, huge DD natural tits. I mean this MILF was the MILF of all time. The one you fantasize about. She looked like a porn star, but she wasn't. She even bought me a 1/5 of my favorite booze and we got drunk before the fun began.

She had a dirty fantasy. She was into that mom / son roleplay. Then, all of a sudden, it all made sense the second I saw a pic of her son on the fridge. THIS DUDE LOOKED JUST LIKE ME. Granted, although I had about 8 years on him or so, I also look way way way younger than my age (I'm 32 now and people think I'm no older than 23). She was so into me so fast because I was a freaking doppelganger to her son.

We had sex about half a dozen times over the next couple of weeks, but the roleplay stuff we did was absolutely nuts if you're into that family fun.

And I won't lie, I loved it.

Dr Dong
11-28-15, 06:51
Do yourselves a huge favor. Go out and apply for your Passport TODAY. It'll take a about a month or so to receive, and then immediately book yourself a trip to Latin America. Specifically, I recommend Costa Rica as your maiden voyage. If you want to go to heaven while you're still alive, or go to the biggest candy store in the world, or truly go cuckoo for cocoa puffs take my advice and head out to your local county store and get that application rolling. Here's a taste....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TebZ2UTmuRw

Take that and multiply by 50. I kid you not. Beautiful, young, sexy Tico's (and Nico's and Chico's and Hondurans, and Colombians, etc, etc for the taking). You won't wanna monger in the states ever again. Cost is minimal and the fun is non stop.

I will tell you this, Latino women (from Latin America) put American women to shame in both looks, the way they take care of themselves, and most importantly, the way they care fir their man!! I still feel like I'm dreaming. PM for details....

TJ Dog
12-04-15, 18:45
Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.

Tjinla2001
12-05-15, 02:36
Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.Muslim is ok but avoid isis.

Feral1
12-05-15, 03:30
About 50 years ago when Long Beach Ca had an amusement park downtown by the harbor before urban development took it there was a gondola that they had a tower and ran it up on a cable so people could see the city from up high. My honey at the time and I managed to be the only riders one late evening and of course had a bang up time at the top. I always thought later that they had a microphone in the cab as when we came down the attendant and his buddies were all smirks and smiles.

Same lady, later time. I was a SCUBA instructor and taught her how to scuba dive. Class were in a swimming pool at a resort in Dana Point California. Managed to get her underwater both of us breathing off tanks. Not much in the way of kissing but fucking was a trip. Trouble was when on the out stroke there was a tendency for cold water to rush in. Being young I managed to keep it hard and finish.

Only time I have had two ladies in the sack at once it was at Mustang Ranch just out of Reno, a legal Brothel. Managed to get off in each of them. It was great, I don't know if it counts if you have to pay for it but sure was fun at the time. Back before the AIDs scare so it was bareback.

Christophe1
12-07-15, 01:06
This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html

Shalom

ChickenHawk88
12-07-15, 02:53
This is a wee bit embarrassing, so don't mind the blush. PLUS, I edited out the sex talk. Wait for the hand-off so as to show a girl 's point of view.

Be the star in a porno. Check. 15 seconds of fame.

http://xhamster.com/movies/5412739/reunion_wet.html

ShalomShit no wonder the ladies love you long time. Lucky you wish I was that endowed. I did take a pic of my wanker tea bagging a chic and she had it on her profile pics for little while. Never saw her again.

ChickenHawk88
12-07-15, 05:09
Girls with big ass titties. Ever have your dick sucked by a girl while she surrounded your junior with her big floopy BOOBs?

Just met up with an Asian girl named Tina working out of Rosemead. She looked about 25 and has some yummy big natural E's or even bigger. When she opened the door her left nipple was peeking out for the world to see. After she disrobed and released those glorious cantoloupes with delicious orange-sized dark areolas my baby instincts kicked into full gear and I gave her the classic sign for I want mommy milk. Quickly I went to work on sucking for my lunch. I fingered her to two orgasms and munched away. Yum Yum Yum.

She gave a decent CBJ and CFS as I gave her my superman. Yes I'm strong and bound to get the friction on. She had to relube for a little halftime cuddle moment. You'll notice a small vertical cescarean scar although it wasn't bad and pointed towards her shaved Va Va Voom.

This is her a few years earlier. http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=52952866&image=59545816 Only 2 more days.

Big ole Titties and Breast Worship.

Now that's fun.I guess the milk jugs are gone.

Christophe1
12-07-15, 21:27
I guess the milk jugs are gone.I heard she is at an MP in Irwindale. You can find the number by looking at the ad in the link.

Met up with another natural big breasted Chinese beauty at a hotel after calling this link. http://sangabrielvalley.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/monterey-park-bunnynew-facereal-pic-sexy-asian-girl-independent/53669352.

All covered service and only wanted to do Mish. Lots of breast play though.

Christophe1
12-07-15, 21:30
I love getting a massage from a CMT / LMT that ends with me having a big smile on my face. Throw in plenty of teasing and a nice, gentle prostate massage and one has the makings of a very nice afternoon.

I would like to add a few entries to the list of sexual things to do before I die:

Swedish massage from a Swedish lady.

Lomi-Lomi massage from a Hawaiian lady.

Thai massage from a Thai lady.

Shiatsu massage from a Japanese lady.

Qi Gong Tuina massage from a Chinese lady.

Maybe even a Sports massage from a female athlete.

All with a commensurate HE, of course.

Derringer.I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian Providers

Christophe1
12-07-15, 22:38
I guess I've had sex near the beach like in a hotel room that overlooks the shore, on a boat, or in a parked car, but never on the actual beach.

Check.

Sex on the beach is amazing. Don't do it near the water where it will fill up all your crevices with lots of sandpaper abrasive sand. OH NO! You got to do it away from the breakers. For my debutante beach fuck I decided to honor Pamela Anderson and did it close to where her hot body trotted by the life guard tower. First, lay down a large comfy blanket and pull on top an equally large one to cover your bare naked bodies from the public what is about to go down.

I fingered away and she pulled on my salami until while watching the sunset. Then it was time for the main event. I entered her in laying down doggie and we went at it for about a half hour watching the sun set and the lights twinkling from the Malibu heights. It was pure heaven hearing the waves crashing and vibrating the earth and occasionally looking around when revelers hooted and hollered as they biked on the strand.

Sex on the beach. Now that is some fun.

Feral1
12-08-15, 00:26
Old time saying if you get some black pussy you "change your luck" I don't do that frequently and have wondered where I am in the cycle, have I changed it to good or back to bad luck?

Seems some of the best pussy I have had is redhead pussy. Had a redhead girlfriend and she was into multiple orgasms big time, while eating and fucking her she would hit two dozen, yes I would count. Married a different redhead and after about 5 years of marriage she started having multiple Orgasms, Damn, love that red pussy.

Abcd128
12-09-15, 11:34
I just met up with an Amazing Thai lady. I thought about you and asked her if she knew Thai Massage to which she replied yes. She has a bubbly personality and is very fun. Didn't partake in the massage part. PM me if you want the contact for her booker. I will add details in Asian ProvidersYour pm is full.

Christophe1
12-17-15, 22:03
Hot and wet, and wants to fuck you even more.

Had to breakup with the GF. She wants to change me, and nothing seemed logical, or she wasn't pretty enough, to make me want to vow for eternity. She was close.

Why give up the search when sex is so much fun and I've got lots of women teachers to learn from? It takes a village of sexy fine womens to raise me.

I ask to take pictures and she is shy. I show her some of my pictures and stumble upon the sexy ones. Watching it turns her on. Score for the Hommies!

Don't try this in an uncontrolled environment.

Fucking, Now that is fun.

Christophe1
12-20-15, 04:20
Got a massage with a happy ending. Took an NP to the massage parlor and later got a happy ending. This one is new to me, got taken out by a provider to an MP. She bought me dinner and an hour massage. Sadly though, there was no happy ending as we were both too tired to get busy. Stoking the fire.

Massage

Christophe1
01-06-16, 00:20
Dorm sex is turning out to be more fun the second time. I haven't had to sneak in, but while in the act we have to remain library silent. It was interesting watching a usually fairly loud moaner fucking in silence while giving her bizarre horny looking faces. Unfortunately, I would forget myself and then she would have to give the "Shhh. ".

Sadly, I have been banned from the dorm.

Live and learn.

Galaxxxy69
01-06-16, 18:41
Well, let's see. I've done a bunch of K-girls, whites, afros and Latinas (thanks, Tijuana, Tecate & Mexicali). Also at least one Thai, Chinese, Viet Filipia and Native American. My to-do bucket list: middle eastern (preferably muslem) and Asian Indian (preferably w / big tits).

Only got a few years left to go (I'm mid-70's), so, have to pick up the pace.Yes. I need to increase the ethnicity count myself. I have been with the following:

Whites, Afros, Mexicans, Egyptian, Japanese, Taiwanese, Chinese, Venezuelan, Russian and Argentinan.

I NEED to get with Colombians, Cuban, Italian, Spanish, French, Ukranian, Swiss, English, IRISH! Among many others.

I only counted girls who were born and lived in those countries or I visited that country. The Egyptian I saw in San Francisco many years ago but was one of the best experiences of my life. She was born and grew up in Cairo. Had been in America for 2-3 years.

I need to get working on these other countries pretty quickly.

EastBay58
01-27-16, 12:25
Where do we go here in LA to, quite simply, just watch a couple do it? I have searched the local sites and even this board for voyeuristic options, but there are pretty slim pickings. Anybody have any suggestions?

Thanks,

EB.

Willie23
01-28-16, 10:14
Where do we go here in LA to, quite simply, just watch a couple do it? I have searched the local sites and even this board for voyeuristic options, but there are pretty slim pickings. Anybody have any suggestions?

Thanks,

EB.I had that fantasy with a girlfriend years ago. Inviting a hot young couple to dinner, then having them get hot and heavy and fuck on the dinner table in front of her (she would have creamed her jeans) but I never did it. If you watch Craigslist, you'll find the occasional offer of a 'performance. ' LA Weekly classifieds used to have ads occasionally.

Ten years ago or so, I advertised on CL for a guy to be a 'toy' for a former girlfriend: to wait in the bedroom, blindfolded, and let her do whatever she wanted to him. No shortage of responses.

So, that might be an option: an ad in Craigslist to find a hot couple to perform your scenario. At the very minimum, you'll likely get some good "audition" pics. It's LA. Exhibitionists everywhere.

EastBay58
01-28-16, 11:54
I had that fantasy with a girlfriend years ago. Inviting a hot young couple to dinner, then having them get hot and heavy and fuck on the dinner table in front of her (she would have creamed her jeans) but I never did it. If you watch Craigslist, you'll find the occasional offer of a 'performance. ' LA Weekly classifieds used to have ads occasionally.

Ten years ago or so, I advertised on CL for a guy to be a 'toy' for a former girlfriend: to wait in the bedroom, blindfolded, and let her do whatever she wanted to him. No shortage of responses.

So, that might be an option: an ad in Craigslist to find a hot couple to perform your scenario. At the very minimum, you'll likely get some good "audition" pics. It's LA. Exhibitionists everywhere.Thanks, Willie. That's a good idea. I'll post something and see what I turn up. I appreciate the suggestion.

EB.

Christophe1
02-02-16, 22:28
Here is one to be avoided.

I was visiting an ELA lady. We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!"

Everything went fine until the misfortunate incident. As one would expect, I was trying to get to the edge of the volcano and look down.

Snap.

Ouch.

Went another 20 minutes to finish up. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast.

Luckily today everything was good.

Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.

Sticker
02-03-16, 10:06
We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!" Snap. Ouch. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast. Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.That hurts just reading it, and it's precisely the reason I usually avoid RCG. Even though I love the look of a fine ass grinding away on top of me, my southern soldier when fully happy angles high and doesn't bend well. So I get worried that nasty snap could happen at any time. And ARCG may be even more entertaining from a visual standpoint, but even if the girl has mad skills, I'm still hanging with a death grip onto her bouncing butt cheeks just to protect my projectile.

Byron626
02-03-16, 16:11
That hurts just reading it, and it's precisely the reason I usually avoid RCG. Even though I love the look of a fine ass grinding away on top of me, my southern soldier when fully happy angles high and doesn't bend well. So I get worried that nasty snap could happen at any time. And ARCG may be even more entertaining from a visual standpoint, but even if the girl has mad skills, I'm still hanging with a death grip onto her bouncing butt cheeks just to protect my projectile.The things we do to make it more fun and enjoyable. It might hurt, but we never really live and learn from something like this. At least for me anyway. One time I felt a slight bend, and after I came, she nursed it back for me. It wasn't a cast, but it sure felt warm.

What is hard for me is the bouncing up and down, almost like a jackhammer effect. I like the grinding and movements, but if she jackhammers up too much and it doesn't quite go back in her spot, it is a major issue for Junior.

Livinitup
02-04-16, 02:33
Here is one to be avoided.

I was visiting an ELA lady. We were about an hour and a half into it, her ass was up and her face was down. I was plowing away using my handle bars. Then like a dumbass, I let go. I was thinking, "Look ma. NO HANDS!"

Everything went fine until the misfortunate incident. As one would expect, I was trying to get to the edge of the volcano and look down.

Snap.

Ouch.

Went another 20 minutes to finish up. Later when I looked at the little guy he was bruised. Got some popsicle sticks and duct tape to MacGyver a cast.

Luckily today everything was good.

Doggie Style mistake is not too fun. Kids- Use your HANDS.Did it make a snap or popping sound?

Did it look like this?

Christophe1
02-05-16, 02:31
Did it make a snap or popping sound?

Did it look like this?I exagerated that part. There was a minor pop that was accentuated internally from the disappointment of losing the rythm and then bending from falling out of the hole before the thrust. Nothing serious but still serious enough to learn to hold on.

This girl loves to fuck and cum. I feel like I disappointed her.

Livinitup
02-06-16, 02:34
I exagerated that part. There was a minor pop that was accentuated internally from the disappointment of losing the rythm and then bending from falling out of the hole before the thrust. Nothing serious but still serious enough to learn to hold on.

This girl loves to fuck and cum. I feel like I disappointed her.I would worry more about junior if I were you.

Feral1
02-12-16, 01:04
Just returned home from 2 hours with 2 ladies. One a regular young lady I fuck and an older friend of hers. What a hoot to have two pussies to play with. Two ladies that like each other and like you and want to fuck. Got to cum with both of them, I am older so once now is usually just fine but how can I pass up not getting off in each. I may have to do it again too much fun.

Drf1987
02-12-16, 01:31
Just returned home from 2 hours with 2 ladies. One a regular young lady I fuck and an older friend of hers. What a hoot to have two pussies to play with. Two ladies that like each other and like you and want to fuck. Got to cum with both of them, I am older so once now is usually just fine but how can I pass up not getting off in each. I may have to do it again too much fun.Great job! My first menage was when I was 25 you brought back memories. I had two very hot cousins one 18 and one 19. They both were hot enough that they could've stripped at Magic City. That's the strip club here in Atlanta where all the big ballers hang out at. One of the best nights of my life.

Christophe1
02-16-16, 20:18
Butt fucking is good.

Butt fucking is fun.

I like butt fucking before the rising sun.

Salutations!

Okay, I was out there with a girl I used to know, and she still tolerates me. We were in the act of coitus. A good girl lets you feel every inch of your sexual experience with a firm cockhold pressure. She indulges you with some mouth to mouth, and with some good ole titty sucking fun.

Then the moment comes.

"Whoops, I poped out. Where should I stick it?" I said.

She grabs the missile and aims it at her nether, nether region. I go slowly. Inch by inch. I play with her clit. I push slowly and deeper inward. Damn, she is so tight. I feel like my missile is in a complete squeezing vector beam of fucking sensational fun.

Rock the house Ya!

Man it feels good feeling every inch of the little monster. I look down at her awesome Asian pussy. Party on top, business for the bottom. I think to myself that if I wore a condom it would of been damn near ass squeezed off and then lost up in her butt-oochie by now. As the dust in the wind blows, it was san condome.

Now I once had a girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtHkW97AJk8.

Once long ago, I pulled out after tout fini and at the end of le preservatif was a little Hershey chocalate kiss.

That's no way to do it. Make sure she knows how to clean up that shit. As for the last moment, I shot tout sweet and super deep up in that bung hole. And it felt good, no lie.

Fuck a butt.

Fo Show. nOw that's fun.

Livinitup
02-19-16, 03:11
Butt fucking is good.

Butt fucking is fun.

I like butt fucking before the rising sun.

Salutations!

Okay, I was out there with a girl I used to know, and she still tolerates me. We were in the act of coitus. A good girl lets you feel every inch of your sexual experience with a firm cockhold pressure. She indulges you with some mouth to mouth, and with some good ole titty sucking fun.

Then the moment comes.

"Whoops, I poped out. Where should I stick it?" I said.

She grabs the missile and aims it at her nether, nether region. I go slowly. Inch by inch. I play with her clit. I push slowly and deeper inward. Damn, she is so tight. I feel like my missile is in a complete squeezing vector beam of fucking sensational fun.

Rock the house Ya!

Man it feels good feeling every inch of the little monster. I look down at her awesome Asian pussy. Party on top, business for the bottom. I think to myself that if I wore a condom it would of been damn near ass squeezed off and then lost up in her butt-oochie by now. As the dust in the wind blows, it was san condome.

Now I once had a girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtHkW97AJk8.

Once long ago, I pulled out after tout fini and at the end of le preservatif was a little Hershey chocalate kiss.

That's no way to do it. Make sure she knows how to clean up that shit. As for the last moment, I shot tout sweet and super deep up in that bung hole. And it felt good, no lie.

Fuck a butt.

Fo Show. nOw that's fun.I formally nominate Christophe1 as official USG Poet Laureate.

Christophe1
02-26-16, 20:08
I dunno, It's kind of enjoyable to have a girl say it like she is impressed and ready to be pleased by THAT.

Or.

"Are you mixed with Black?"

Even funnier when an Asian providing girl says that.

My 3"er feels like a 1-footer.

And even FAT.

Christophe1
03-07-16, 23:41
Yeah Yeah, I know. Most consider blue balls to be a male propaganda tool to get young maidens to put out. Let me dispel that rumor once and for all. Blue balls are real my friends, and no one wants sad nuts.

Ran around with one of the exes this weekend who is like Viagara water. Hearing her voice, to me, is an instant chub-on. Once she hopped in my ride, I was super sized and squeezing on her meaty thighs while working my hand up to her va-va vanglorious. She smelled like pure humping aphrodisiac. The sad part was, she couldn't do the humpty hump. Sad face. Her sister was visiting and besides that, she was really mad with me.

Slowly throughout the day, I won her over as we enjoyed cuddles, kisses, held hands, rubbed crotches, but alas there was no insertion or grand jet stream. Super sad face.

Around mid-day I was in lots of pain. My groin ached like no tomorrow. I put on the face of strength as I told her, "I have blue balls. ".

She offered to rub one out for me, though I insisted that the damage was done and it was too late.

Woke up this morning horny as hell. Also, a tad bit vulnerable as my nutsack was swollen and in pain. I didn't want to call up the regular talent who would expect from me a 100%, so I went to a Thai place in Hollywood that had ads on BP. Got a private room and she jerked me off to completion. I think I spooked her as I fought off the orgasm for a couple minutes as she stroked my oily hard dick. When I shot, I shot to impress, as the little guys hit the roof. Woot Woot.

Still gots some pain, Blue Balls ain't for Sissies.

Feral1
03-08-16, 16:46
What are items remaining on your list? I am interested in knowing so maybe I can expand my list. I'm thinking some public sex thing though I have indulged. I guess I'm too old if I can't think of something I would like to do that I haven't done. I've done underwater with SCUBA gear, in the water in a pool and a bathtub and shower, public sex, car, truck, airplane, and boat. Need more ideas. Please share.

Higgs Boson
03-08-16, 17:47
What are items remaining on your list? I am interested in knowing so maybe I can expand my list. I'm thinking some public sex thing though I have indulged. I guess I'm too old if I can't think of something I would like to do that I haven't done. I've done underwater with SCUBA gear, in the water in a pool and a bathtub and shower, public sex, car, truck, airplane, and boat. Need more ideas. Please share.Have you talked with Virgin Galactic yet?

Higgs Boson
03-08-16, 18:19
Yeah Yeah, I know. Most consider blue balls to be a male propaganda tool to get young maidens to put out. Let me dispel that rumor once and for all. Blue balls are real my friends, and no one wants sad nuts.Damn right it's real.

Long ago I had a GF who enjoyed hours of very affectionate activity on the couch in her parents basement. I definitely enjoyed it too. I still fondly remember her as the most passionate of my companions. Ever. The only problem was I had no release of the constantly increasing pressure that would build up over 2-4 hours. At some point I had to leave and gingerly step out to my sportscar which had a suspension tuned to feel every nuance of the road. There was a lot of wincing and grunts from the pain. I had to endure this for the entire hour home before I could get inside to alleviate things. It may sound masochistic but I can get a little nostalgic about those evenings.

Alas, we did not have a future together. It was for the best but a few years later I found out she drove by my home with her parents and a young child in her car. She told a neighbor that my mother would have been the perfect M-in-law. That right there confirmed I made the best decision.

Higgs.

Feral1
03-09-16, 00:38
Have you talked with Virgin Galactic yet?Been with a virgin, busted my cherry with a girl that traded hers for mine. But Virgin Galactic, I think I need gravity to get the poking in rhythm. Did think of skydiving connected but gave that up for a bad idea, I'd be a bloody grease spot on the ground before I even got started.

Higgs Boson
03-10-16, 02:44
Been with a virgin, busted my cherry with a girl that traded hers for mine. But Virgin Galactic, I think I need gravity to get the poking in rhythm.Maybe there'll be jet packs. Or rubber straps. Kinky.

Higgs.

Christophe1
03-19-16, 02:35
A nymphomaniac!

A woman that breathes, sleeps, eats, and dreams about sex. How to please herself.

I have been fortunate enough to have fallen into one. She gives me bullshit lines, like, "I can't kiss. I have boundaries. " Or, "You can't lick my pussy. " Then she shows me her favorite porn videos, and it is of guys eating out white girl pussies. Ha Ha. I went 69 all the way to her completion. Then, we lazy cuddled up as I sucked her nipples to another one of her full body arousals. Damn.

Girl needs some pussy eating for real. Work that clit like you own it.

Next thing you know, she be working the jock like she be breathing oxygen.

A nympho is really cool.

HollywoodGuy
03-19-16, 23:04
A nymphomaniac!

A woman that breathes, sleeps, eats, and dreams about sex. How to please herself.

I have been fortunate enough to have fallen into one. She gives me bullshit lines, like, "I can't kiss. I have boundaries. " Or, "You can't lick my pussy. " Then she shows me her favorite porn videos, and it is of guys eating out white girl pussies. Ha Ha. I went 69 all the way to her completion. Then, we lazy cuddled up as I sucked her nipples to another one of her full body arousals. Damn.

Girl needs some pussy eating for real. Work that clit like you own it.

Next thing you know, she be working the jock like she be breathing oxygen.

A nympho is really cool.I thought a nympho was a girl that can never (ever) get enough. Ever tried one of those?

Christophe1
03-21-16, 20:40
I thought a nympho was a girl that can never (ever) get enough. Ever tried one of those?I like to think I have. IMO manias of any kind are like following Lucy down a rabbit hole. A little exciting, a little scary. Perhaps there are shades of gray punctuated by moments of sex filled maniacal attacks?

One of the first girls that took me under her wing and used me as a dick toy was a year older. I was just a long neck, pimple faced lad in HS. Tammy was older, she was cool. She had a car. Tammy was a Goth chick with the sides of her head shaved and a bleached blonde fauxhawk on top. For accoutrements, she wore a Pitbull collar with spikes, donned tight tops, short skirts, a FUCK YEAH attitude , and she wore laced thigh high stockings and Doc Martin boots. Sometimes she did the whole punk Catholic schoolgirl thing. Her stockings had tears and rips. Most were crotchless. Her body was flawless and very white; she was Polish, with a thin waif body, and a succulent B boob top.

She had previously hooked me up with a younger friend. After the deed Tammy asked how it all went down.

"She felt like a wet sponge," I said, thinking that the pussy felt loose.

Tammy had to apply a fix, so she did it by fucking and showing me what good sex was suppose to be all about. And we fucked. And we fucked. And we fucked everywhere. We were young horndogs doing it in alleyways, movie theatres, anywhere since our parents were usually at home. The girl put some check marks on my Fucket List. It was pretty fun.

A form of Nymphomania exists as civvies start falling in Love / lust. They get intoxicated feeling their heads swimming in oxytocin. Love (Lust), and romance are the best aphrodisiacs to create a little Nympho mania. Lately just seeing or hearing my recent Ex gets me feeling chubbier and produces a zipper busting boner that is hard to get from others. Feel like a stallion, and when she notices her eyes become super-sized. See Blue Balls below.

This most recent Nymphomaniac find comes from a Provider that I have seen off and on over the last few years. She is a 100% so I keep going back. Over the last couple months though- girl has changed. She, at least for the time being, is seeing her own select group of ATFs. Getting less sex has cranked up her sex drive, and time has allowed me to use relationship building skills, now we spend hours together. 90% of the time she has my dick placed in her. She is getting so turned on lately that she is practically begging. With her being so willing, I go slow so she can lead. Removing another layer to get her to her dormant nypho-hood. One visit I booked 3 hours before an important meeting. When finished, I looked at the clock and was already an hour late. Nymphomaniac time warp.

I am afraid to see her until I get some Rocky Balboa training to get ready for our next bout.

With your experience, I am sure you have much more knowledge than a little backwoods kid like myself.

HollywoodGuy
03-22-16, 03:21
I like to think I have. IMO manias of any kind are like following Lucy down a rabbit hole. A little exciting, a little scary. Perhaps there are shades of gray punctuated by moments of sex filled maniacal attacks?

One of the first girls that took me under her wing and used me as a dick toy was a year older. I was just a long neck, pimple faced lad in HS. Tammy was older, she was cool. She had a car. Tammy was a Goth chick with the sides of her head shaved and a bleached blonde fauxhawk on top. For accoutrements, she wore a Pitbull collar with spikes, donned tight tops, short skirts, a FUCK YEAH attitude , and she wore laced thigh high stockings and Doc Martin boots. Sometimes she did the whole punk Catholic schoolgirl thing. Her stockings had tears and rips. Most were crotchless. Her body was flawless and very white; she was Polish, with a thin waif body, and a succulent B boob top.

She had previously hooked me up with a younger friend. After the deed Tammy asked how it all went down.

"She felt like a wet sponge," I said, thinking that the pussy felt loose.

Tammy had to apply a fix, so she did it by fucking and showing me what good sex was suppose to be all about. And we fucked. And we fucked. And we fucked everywhere. We were young horndogs doing it in alleyways, movie theatres, anywhere since our parents were usually at home. The girl put some check marks on my Fucket List. It was pretty fun.

A form of Nymphomania exists as civvies start falling in Love / lust. They get intoxicated feeling their heads swimming in oxytocin. Love (Lust), and romance are the best aphrodisiacs to create a little Nympho mania. Lately just seeing or hearing my recent Ex gets me feeling chubbier and produces a zipper busting boner that is hard to get from others. Feel like a stallion, and when she notices her eyes become super-sized. See Blue Balls below.

This most recent Nymphomaniac find comes from a Provider that I have seen off and on over the last few years. She is a 100% so I keep going back. Over the last couple months though- girl has changed. She, at least for the time being, is seeing her own select group of ATFs. Getting less sex has cranked up her sex drive, and time has allowed me to use relationship building skills, now we spend hours together. 90% of the time she has my dick placed in her. She is getting so turned on lately that she is practically begging. With her being so willing, I go slow so she can lead. Removing another layer to get her to her dormant nypho-hood. One visit I booked 3 hours before an important meeting. When finished, I looked at the clock and was already an hour late. Nymphomaniac time warp. I mean I have nothing to post about anymore. Meeting anyone new anint easy.

I am afraid to see her until I get some Rocky Balboa training to get ready for our next bout.

With your experience, I am sure you have much more knowledge than a little backwoods kid like myself.haha.. but I was thinking in purely physical terms when I brought it up. No special oxy rush needed. Just built to cum, with you, with me, or themselves. Kinda like on auto pilot.

Jah Mon
04-06-16, 20:49
Hey Brothers,

I shared a spliff with a homegirl and we gots the horny feeling. I rubbed on her pussy for a bit and she juiced up well. Started making out with her nips like they were lifepreservers. About this time we got the munchies.

She made a bannana split while I got chocolate covered tits. Cherry topped. Food and fucking was irie.

May the Spliff be with yous.

Jah Mon.

Christophe1
04-16-16, 02:01
A sex toy in high heels and a slutty dress. Like Marvin Gaye sung, "Let's Get It On."

Sometimes I get the mistaken and think my date is one and the same.

A sex toy in high heels and a slutty dress. Like Marvin Gaye sings, "Let's Get It On."

Playing with a sexy dress covered pussy is hot. Slowly rubbing her organ while covered is even stimulating. How far is she willing to let us go?

"All the way, baby," as she looks deeply at you with her charming alluring sex-me eyes.

Pulling out the tits above, and the fuck-me pussy below.

Fuck!

Sexy fuckies in slutty dresses are fun.

Damn..

And tomorrow I am going to get me one.

Damn...
Monger Musketeers Unite.

Don't forget the long legs, polished feet, high heels.

And a slutty dress. Say what ?!?

Christophe1
06-07-16, 01:27
There is this girl who I was bone-in Mish. She didn't want me to CIP. No, she wanted me to CIM. After she sucked the load out, she spit it onto her face and rubbed it in with her hands.

She proceeded to tell me how it was good for her skin. Skin looked good and tight, but I couldn't spend the night.

Nature's facial moisturizer. JIZZ... ~~made for an angel's face O.

HollywoodGuy
06-07-16, 15:01
Hey Brothers,

I shared a spliff with a homegirl and we gots the horny feeling. I rubbed on her pussy for a bit and she juiced up well. Started making out with her nips like they were lifepreservers. About this time we got the munchies.

She made a bannana split while I got chocolate covered tits. Cherry topped. Food and fucking was irie.

May the Spliff be with yous.

Jah Mon.Reminds me of the time as an adventurous youth when I got with a pro that wanted a same age guy for a change (so she did me for free). I took cut up pieces of cantaloupe, stuffed them in her pussy and then sucked them out one at a time. Sweet and juicy.

Christophe1
06-24-16, 01:31
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JZom_gVfuw

Honestly, the best pussy is wet -slimy wet- Pussy.

No faking the slimy wet pussey.

Damn...

"If you don't know... now you know."

Christophe1
07-08-16, 16:25
I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.

SCJohn
07-08-16, 17:31
Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.
.Now if they would just paid us for the privilege, we'd be golden! Great story, thanks for sharing.

DutchTreat
07-08-16, 21:22
Great story. BTW, just because my brain thinks about this kind of shit, what were the three songs that were playing during your ho-down?

Dutch.


I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.

Christophe1
07-10-16, 00:08
Great story. BTW, just because my brain thinks about this kind of shit, what were the three songs that were playing during your ho-down?

Dutch.Don't know. I think it was Justin Timberlake. After the song ended and the fireworks went off she raved about how it was her favorite song. Before that it was some whack new rap crap. We were in a car where I had sentinel duties and the little 5% attention I could muster was making sure that she was comfortable and getting into it with her head down below.

maybe this???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzREJbln-o

Livinitup
07-10-16, 02:33
Yeah but without the Iphone playing Itunes. And I like to hold on to the ears.


I met a civvie who likes to use Meth. Not usually my thing but I live in the moment and went along with it. She put on her Iphone music playlist bluetoothed to my Bose speakers and went to sucking on my medium sized Donkey dick.

Everything felt really swell. She sucked and slurped away. After about three songs her head felt so good. Wet tongue, saliva filled mouth, gagging. She slapped donkey across her face. I just let go and shot all over in her mouth. Before I let go I warned her, "Uh, uh. I'm cumming!"

When I came she also started convulsing. One of my hands was on her ass while the other was holding her head hard down upon my dick down almost to my balls.

Afterward she told me that she gets off by listening to the end of a song and getting cum squirted into her throat. Then she thanked me.

This is new to me. Anyone else experience this?

When I cum, you cum. No work.

Christophe1
07-13-16, 04:26
Cumfucuis say (Post #1) "Guy with hard rock cock will one day burst into gushing volcano".

I was horny as hell today. What can I say? I called up a regular that said she was too busy, that I would have to wait. I was too fucking ready to wait. Anyway, I waited. After an eternity I knocked on the door as my dick grew hard. In the shower while I was lathering up the soap I grew even harder.

After shower, It's on.

(Deleted)

Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. I squirted. I was in heaven as I squirted into her womb. I don't even think she noticed, but she was wanting more and wanting to face me for some pure Stevie Wonder.

As she pulled herself off, the Donkey hard rock cock cum was dripping fiercly from her tight vagina. It was awesome. Then, to both of our suprises, the volcano was still actively erupting.

Her eyes grew hungry. Cum hungry eyes, as she did the sprint to place her mouth upon my still erupting rock cock. She caught a couple of drops.

I felt so happy like this ejaculate had just made her day.

Cumfucuis say, (Post #2) "PokeMon, pokey girl. ".

Goodnight.

DutchTreat
07-13-16, 07:13
Good to see that the chef over at Boner Buddha's Chinese Restaurant is still lacing their food with Viagra! I love the erotic sayings in their fortune cookies, too!

By the way, I heard that she's STILL dripping your ejaculate after your visit. Cum all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant.

Dutch.


Cumfucuis say (Post #1) "Guy with hard rock cock will one day burst into gushing volcano".

I was horny as hell today. What can I say? I called up a regular that said she was too busy, that I would have to wait. I was too fucking ready to wait. Anyway, I waited. After an eternity I knocked on the door as my dick grew hard. In the shower while I was lathering up the soap I grew even harder.

After shower, It's on.

(Deleted)

Squirt. Squirt. Squirt. I squirted. I was in heaven as I squirted into her womb. I don't even think she noticed, but she was wanting more and wanting to face me for some pure Stevie Wonder.

As she pulled herself off, the Donkey hard rock cock cum was dripping fiercly from her tight vagina. It was awesome. Then, to both of our suprises, the volcano was still actively erupting.

Her eyes grew hungry. Cum hungry eyes, as she did the sprint to place her mouth upon my still erupting rock cock. She caught a couple of drops.

I felt so happy like this ejaculate had just made her day.

Cumfucuis say, (Post #2) "PokeMon, pokey girl. ".

Goodnight.

Christophe1
07-20-16, 20:50
Once, I had a dream. A dream to get called up by a girl.

"Oh Baby, I miss you. " Hearing her voice felt like sunshine's rays bursting thru the clouds. Like a dream catcher with chimes dancing and singing with the wind. My heart beat deeply while my breath became shallow. My dick cock aroused -chubbing up. Then began doing prefucking burpees & stretches to prepare for some pussy clubbing. No drugs, baby, only pure cacao highs.

My dream is to be surrounded by a woman. Tits in mouth, ass in hands. Just playing with her clitoris and fondling with her holes. Tongue to tongue. Finger to ass.

I have a dream to bang away, bang away, to bang away, any which way that I want to bang away.

A piece of the dream of having dreams.

Around the world we went in such a short half hour. My dick visited more holes than on a golf course. Back and forth we went.

I had a dream to do ATM. Ass to mouth the Donkey went.

While looking face to face with Donkey, she said, "I am so hungry. I want to eat all your cum, " Her tongue licked upon Donkey's head. She soon swallowed the Donkey whole, while she slobber covered, and stroked upon the perineum. I pulled her over into 69, above my head so I could bare witness to the carnage of how stretched out her asshole and vagina had become. I think I did a good job fucking her up deep. Fucking her up deep, all the way up to her deudenum.

Her pussy was really getting wet and juicy like a 20 year old's and her clit juice was becoming sweet like nectar.

I had a Dream that I shot forth the seed that impegnated more dreams of which I never dreamed of to come (or cum).

What good is a dream deferred?

Peace.

Christophe1
08-14-16, 18:06
Who needs Disneyland fantasy when you can get the real thing?

A reality fantasyland. -----Me (blush)... special?

But, alas, no. Nobody. 😞

It is nearing Fall. In about nine months - Spring is sprung. Today, fertile females are in heat. No joke. It is a simple pattern that is prevelant from before recorded time. Life lives on.

In two days, I had 4 ladies who threw themselves all over me. Like I am a prized dick machine possesion. Some of the best sex and loving experiences of my life. Love watching eyes rolling behind their head or vibrating as their juices spray upon our loins. Fucking good stuff. Upon reflection though, I have learned that my Id is out if control.

I said to one, Im a simple man who wants a simple life without complications. Too many ladies in heat for me to go around.

🐯🐼🐵

Creampier
08-21-16, 22:23
I was really looking for some travels to Greece, so I decided to book a trip with a provider on HX. She directly cautioned me against BBFS. Okay, I thought, I need some greek. $$$ for the trip.

Met her yesterday, before lunch. Awesome gal, great energy. After a great BBBJ (with deep rimming on me), she hops on top of me and starts a bare camel slide - "hmmm. She directly mentioned never doing that!

I let it slide (literally! After an awesome feeling (trying to push it in), she gets the hat and prepares for our trip. I was so horny that I didn't even care about the damn condom.

She turns into rcg, positions my cock into her netherland and starts to push it in. She is so tight. For some reason, she didn't use a lot of lube. So, after some adaptation period on her end, she starts to impale herself with my cock. Suddenly, I feel a "pop" and an amazing warmth takes over. I knew exactly what happened, but decided to just keep going. It was awesome. Perfect tightness, perfect temperature, raw, almost lube-less penetration. She hops off because she wants to blow me a bit and. She sees the condom, ripped off.

Her: "I'm completely clean, sorry for that. Never had that happening".

Me: "no worries. I'm clean too. ".

Her: "No wonder I came so hard with your cock".

She then starts blowing me (ATM, another one off the list), picks a condom, applies it on the tip of my cock and stops for a moment or two.

Her: "You know what, we already did it anyways".

Me: "Of course. Let's be honest, condoms suck".

Her: "Don't tell this to anyone".

Me: "This is our little secret".

She throws the condom away and position herself for cg greek. All is bliss in the universe.

She rides me raw, lube-less. I start playing with her clit and I feel convulsions. Her ass is gripping my cock so hard. It's perfect.

She looks at me, rolling her eyes a bit: "Come inside my ass, baby".

I start pounding her from below, until I come (a lot) inside her ass. She convulses again and hugs me.

My cock is still hard, deep inside her. She kisses me and tells me that "it was awesome".

We kiss for a bit, and she gets up slowly, positioning her hand under her butt to keep the cum from dripping all over me. She then licks her hand clean. (another one, check!

We take a shower and I leave the donation. We hug and promise to see each other again and repeat. Life is beautiful. My SO is cranky and I don't even react.

My cock fell in love with an asshole yesterday.

Christophe1
08-23-16, 02:53
I was really looking for some travels to Greece, so I decided to book a trip with a provider on HX. She directly cautioned me against BBFS. Okay, I thought, I need some greek. $$$ for the trip.

Met her yesterday, before lunch. Awesome gal, great energy. After a great BBBJ (with deep rimming on me), she hops on top of me and starts a bare camel slide - "hmmm. She directly mentioned never doing that!

I let it slide (literally! After an awesome feeling (trying to push it in), she gets the hat and prepares for our trip. I was so horny that I didn't even care about the damn condom.

She turns into rcg, positions my cock into her netherland and starts to push it in. She is so tight. For some reason, she didn't use a lot of lube. So, after some adaptation period on her end, she starts to impale herself with my cock. Suddenly, I feel a "pop" and an amazing warmth takes over. I knew exactly what happened, but decided to just keep going. It was awesome. Perfect tightness, perfect temperature, raw, almost lube-less penetration. She hops off because she wants to blow me a bit and. She sees the condom, ripped off.

Her: "I'm completely clean, sorry for that. Never had that happening".

Me: "no worries. I'm clean too. ".

Her: "No wonder I came so hard with your cock".

She then starts blowing me (ATM, another one off the list), picks a condom, applies it on the tip of my cock and stops for a moment or two.

Her: "You know what, we already did it anyways".

Me: "Of course. Let's be honest, condoms suck".

Her: "Don't tell this to anyone".

Me: "This is our little secret".

She throws the condom away and position herself for cg greek. All is bliss in the universe.

She rides me raw, lube-less. I start playing with her clit and I feel convulsions. Her ass is gripping my cock so hard. It's perfect.

She looks at me, rolling her eyes a bit: "Come inside my ass, baby".

I start pounding her from below, until I come (a lot) inside her ass. She convulses again and hugs me.

My cock is still hard, deep inside her. She kisses me and tells me that "it was awesome".

We kiss for a bit, and she gets up slowly, positioning her hand under her butt to keep the cum from dripping all over me. She then licks her hand clean. (another one, check!

We take a shower and I leave the donation. We hug and promise to see each other again and repeat. Life is beautiful. My SO is cranky and I don't even react.

My cock fell in love with an asshole yesterday.LOL. Don't tell anyone??? When this happens, it seems, so natural >>>> yet, then again=== 0 Your chick, just chose you, plus,.."When you hold me tight, you make me feel alright"
Jedi Skillz. Here I am.

Love 💌💌💌

🐯🐼🐵

Christophe1
08-28-16, 18:03
Put on some stripper briefs with d 20 dollar bills hanging out as if to highlight my Donkey dick elephant trunk cock, my thunder thighs, and my fucking raging bull rock ass cheeks. D lady grabbed some money to make me dance for dollars. During the event we laughed like hyenas and roared like lions as if to show each other our supremacy ( we were animals) as we fucked like rabbits. She wanted an even exchange so she danced around Vegas flashing her spectaculiar chest.

Yes, those glorious melons damn near knocked me out into a coma.

Lady chest meat is so sweet.

Nipples create a ripple.

In the crease of my jeans.

My pelvis takes over.

Thrust thrust thrust.

My pelvis takes over.

A ripple in my jeans.

As the fabric complies with the ripple of time and space.

What a waste.

I wore my stripper pants.

Elepant Donkey trunk was hard.

Ass was firm for the slapping.

She couldn't resist.

I bought some flowers from a Senora. Gave her the best flower of the bunch.

We be like Colgate.

🐯🐼🐵

DutchTreat
08-29-16, 00:13
That read like a haiku. I had to read it a few times before it finally sank in. Good job!

Dutch.


Put on some stripper briefs with d 20 dollar bills hanging out as if to highlight my Donkey dick elephant trunk cock, my thunder thighs, and my fucking raging bull rock ass cheeks. D lady grabbed some money to make me dance for dollars. During the event we laughed like hyenas and roared like lions as if to show each other our supremacy ( we were animals) as we fucked like rabbits. She wanted an even exchange so she danced around Vegas flashing her spectaculiar chest.

Yes, those glorious melons damn near knocked me out into a coma.

Lady chest meat is so sweet.

Nipples create a ripple.

In the crease of my jeans.

My pelvis takes over.

Thrust thrust thrust.

My pelvis takes over.

A ripple in my jeans.

As the fabric complies with the ripple of time and space.

What a waste.

I wore my stripper pants.

Elepant Donkey trunk was hard.

Ass was firm for the slapping.

She couldn't resist.

I bought some flowers from a Senora. Gave her the best flower of the bunch.

We be like Colgate.

🐯🐼🐵

Christophe1
10-07-16, 06:16
Fuck. My dick doesn't get a prescription.

Super hard and getting worse.🌹🌹

Big smile.

Christophe1
10-14-16, 23:24
To her suprise.

Flash back Friday. Ass was a blast from the past. Anyone recognize this sex-machine icon?

Where we are going, they don't need any vaseline.

👻-zinga.

Pop that punani.
Hey. Hey. Hey.

So full of cum.

Respect your women. No disadvantages.

Build a stairway to the stars.

Love,

Little Tophe.

Christophe1
11-06-16, 17:06
Close your eyes. Just for a moment and then the moments gone.

Life is short. But, really, who cares?

Everyday, my purple headed monster prick is seeking something new. Perhaps, to teach my bigger head?

I just wanted to capture a moment in time.

Share a gift with my brothers.
Smell the flowers.

Bring back the...

Puffy-snuffy-pussy-not-so-losey back.

That is what we lack.

If you dont get this, plot a new tack.


Another Polaroid moment.

FarFarAway
11-06-16, 17:19
Close your eyes. Just for a moment and then the moments gone.

Life is short. But, really, who cares?

Everyday, my purple headed monster prick is seeking something new. Perhaps, to teach my bigger head?

I just wanted to capture a moment in time. Share a gift with my brothers. Smell the flowers. Bring the.

Puffy-snuffy-pussy-not-so-losey back.

That is what we lack.

If you dont get this, plot a new tack.


Another Polaroid moment.She's awesome, C. So where / how do we find one's like her for ourselves. ?

Livinitup
11-07-16, 03:02
Who cares? We all care bro!

That was well written and really touching. It brought a sentimental tear to my eye. And a I noticed a wet big semen-tal tear to on one eyed monster as I was touching him while reading your post.


Close your eyes. Just for a moment and then the moments gone.

Life is short. But, really, who cares?

Everyday, my purple headed monster prick is seeking something new. Perhaps, to teach my bigger head?

I just wanted to capture a moment in time.

Share a gift with my brothers.
Smell the flowers.

Bring back the...

Puffy-snuffy-pussy-not-so-losey back.

That is what we lack.

If you dont get this, plot a new tack.


Another Polaroid moment.

Christophe1
11-12-16, 02:04
Some ladies can't take a full-sized Donkey dick. The shorter your strokes, the better. Punching a bladder must really hurt. So, I have been told.

Stick it in the ass, and it runs deep. So deep, up to the duodenum. The faster the stroke, the more she says, "Yeah. Yeah, baby. Right there. ".

Over and over.

To my anal deep, so deep, lover.

My 💓 beats for you.

💫🌟✌

TD Leafs
12-21-16, 13:38
Close your eyes. Just for a moment and then the moments gone.

Life is short. But, really, who cares?

Everyday, my purple headed monster prick is seeking something new. Perhaps, to teach my bigger head?

I just wanted to capture a moment in time.

Share a gift with my brothers.
Smell the flowers.

Bring back the...

Puffy-snuffy-pussy-not-so-losey back.

That is what we lack.

If you dont get this, plot a new tack.


Another Polaroid moment.One word "WOW".

Good for you my man.

morone99
12-21-16, 21:42
Get a real orgy in LA going. Gangbang or group play. Just some multiples fun in LA. Been there done that Riverside, but looking for that fun group in LA that actually gets off the ground and isn't open to just couples.

Guidance. Share away.

Morone.

Christophe1
02-09-17, 18:49
Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.

No dripping cumpies

Enjoy.

Yippie Yi Yoooo!!

The Tall Man
02-10-17, 16:07
Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.

No dripping cumpies

Enjoy.

Yippie Yi Yoooo!!Damn I am soooo jealous!

TTM.

ChickenHawk88
02-10-17, 18:05
Miss Thursdays is a horndog for the right guys as she requested the following pictures. She has good Kegels all be it not the most beautiful face. Titties look good. Body is okay tight, with Kegels. Plus she is a horny gal that wants to watch porn and will rub one out.

No dripping cumpies

Enjoy.

Yippie Yi Yoooo!!Damn you always have best luck getting these girls.

Christophe1
02-24-17, 22:06
Sixty Nine is mighty fine.

The more you lick that pussy, with great visuals, the more the pussy>>>> Responds.

Personally, I like 69. It is one of the best positions.

69.

69.

69.

😄.

Sorry. No midgets yet. Only sum cum sucking pussy 69. I slurp loudly without regrets.

Slurpy slurp.
Slurp.
Mighty fine in the 69.

JohnnyTheWad
02-25-17, 00:16
Sixty Nine is mighty fine.

The more you lick that pussy, with great visuals, the more the pussy>>>> Responds.

Personally, I like 69. It is one of the best positions.

69.

69.

69.

😄.

Sorry. No midgets yet. Only sum cum sucking pussy 69. I slurp loudly without regrets.

Slurpy slurp.
Slurp.
Mighty fine in the 69.Midget? Check.

Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.

Girl with no teeth? Check.

Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.

Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.

3 girls at once? Check.

Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.

Hot tub orgy? Check.

20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.

Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.

On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.

Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.

Livinitup
02-25-17, 14:30
Definitely want to hear more about the last two items on your list.


Midget? Check.

Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.

Girl with no teeth? Check.

Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.

Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.

3 girls at once? Check.

Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.

Hot tub orgy? Check.

20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.

Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.

On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.

Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.

Christophe1
02-26-17, 22:05
Midget? Check.

Deaf girl (I don't know sign language)? Check.

Girl with no teeth? Check.

Girl behind the bushes at Cesars Palace? Check.

Girl in the shower after just walking into her apt and having never met her before? Check.

3 girls at once? Check.

Mother and daughter (separately)? Check.

Hot tub orgy? Check.

20 times in 6 days at a beach resort? Check.

Blowjob in the back seat of a police car from a female cop? Check.

On a tractor ambling thru a plowed up field? Check.

Might be more but I am going to have to give it some thought. This is a great thread Chris.Wow. Very impressive curriculum vitae.

I just erased a whole diatribe of my deep thoughts expressed. Optimally, I find that women born in November, who are Scorpios, fill my fucket list up the most.

I have a short-term memory and the moment now is better than yesterday's year.

Recently, Scorpio women are the snizzle dizzles.


The best thing about being with a nonprovider is that they still gots the horny. Even when I've spent the night with a provider girlfriend there's only an hour tops of sex. It seems like they just want a warm body to cuddle up with for the night.

A regular 20 something is like a little burning furnace of desire. The head of my penis is bruised from, and this is her count for the night, 7 times of sex. I had 3 shootings. She had 12. Got to love having a sex fiend pounce on the dick and pump out an O. Best minute of my life. It's just amazing witnessing them bang away, getting faster and faster, until they convulse to a spineless mass of flesh on top. Near the end all she had left were some convulsing silent queefs that I felt on my mouth and dick. Then she wanted to pull out the camera for some porn style action. I silently laughed as she came up with this idea on her own.

The flaccid dismount.


I was about to take her out to lunch and call off the sexual relationship and try to get things back to a platonic state. As she exited out from her apartment a big smile came across my face and from inside I heard, "Fuck it. Live for today. " And it was one of the best days of my life. Luckily she's a big girl and knows what's up, plus she's a sex fiend, and I'm going to play the part of her experimental guinea pig. Recently we went tripping staycation-style to the LBC to tour the Queen Mary. That ship must be an aphrodisiac as she wanted to FUCK me everywhere. Her personality type is about being fast and reckless. She made me finger or do her; next to the Captain's Quarters, in a nook in the middle of an alleyway, the men's restroom by the Tea Room. Just looking for ghosts. But the best spot was on one of the top floors where we did some standing MISH and I fingered her into gushing sexy stimulated lady juices out from all of her orifices. Her saliva was sticky and sugary and her eyes were glazed over she was really worked up. I didn't want to get caught by suprise so we turned around to do Standing Doggie, this way she could peak out from the triangle shaped metal thing that was concealing us and supporting her to watch out for other guests. Getting caught scared me so I stopped and she began protesting with a genuine WTF? She needs her O. LOL.

Finally got to the backseat of my ride where we proceeded to doing it every which way. Watching her little ass with that big Asian muff mufin peaking out from between her legs and that anus winking was inspirational. This time she said don't shoot up inside her, so I filled up her belly button instead.

Peace.

That girl made me fuck her in every nook and crannie up upon the Queen Marie. I'm sure I did some crazy fuck adventures in my youth that I may never recount, BUT, when you get those special influences in you life, don't balk, don't hesitate. Go For IT.

Live like you are the Big Pappa. Just because you are. Or will be.

Christophe1
10-06-17, 20:59
White ladies have some tight BIG flowery pussies. I was with one lady that was soooo tight I had to shoot her tunnel full of cum in order to get all the way in.

Ding Dong! Sloppy seconds.

Christophe1
11-08-17, 21:30
Got a freebie coming up tonight. Think afterward I'll fall asleep with a bruised Donkey Dick.

👻 Boozinga!

Christophe1
11-11-17, 20:37
Help.

I think I need help. Sexual things are cool and all, but maybe, I am missing the things in life that.

Matter .

Truth is, I need a non-judgemental connection. I'm a loser baby, so.

I want to quit losing. Is this all a zero sum game? I really feel a personal responsibility to women I fornicate with. They are my HEROS. A love that is so strong that it defies the laws of thermodynamics & entropy.

Maybe I haved lived too much in a spiritual sense and have found partners to carry me up to the next level stars where we all belong. A fucking hippie.

Thus I say, ✌ 💘 & happiness.

Hopefully.

Einstein envisioned light passing those who were non-light as existing so fast. Like an instant. Poof!

If I could be a star? I gazed upon these things. Monumental. Past what we mortals could ever be. A star of life giving, light.

So enticing to see.

I want to be a beacon of inspiration. A beacon of light.

And to all the Niggas in the struggle.

You know what I'm sayin'?

It's all good.

Baby baby.

Life is too short. Born an animal. (Fill in the blank).

I pray to change myself. This world is a fucking dream come true and hopefully we all see that too.

Anyway.

My Donkey dick gets hard.

What a fucking sexual thing to do. Fucket List.

Dorq01
11-12-17, 04:03
I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's an escape. I don't even have a home anymore. Think it's time for a new keyboard.

HapaBoy86
11-12-17, 06:12
In his "Humpty Dance" song. Once I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom. Hopefully, someday for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8

Tjinla2001
11-12-17, 12:09
Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .

SCJohn
11-12-17, 22:07
Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .Really? Child support for 18 years doesn't sound like a lot of fun. Having to introduce to your kids their new brother / sister.

Christophe1
11-13-17, 03:25
Wow guys. I felt ashamed of my post and wanted to delete it but you guys shared a lot. Back in the day I was a Kosher kid. Not Jewish but my heart was true and I thought about that there was only one for me. There is a vicious circle going round. And round. And round.

My point is that one of my first girlfriends cheated on me. A love come true and it can't be true because well there wasn't really love there anyway? Too young too crazy. Boy was she crazy too.

Part of the answer is that there are spoilers among us. Follow your heart and know your compass. The EXPERIENCE of being cheated on for me was like a doorway I never imagined could exist. A Pandora's box!

What I wouldn't do to be that person before my world was turned upside down. I was a decent kid.

If you are someone with important people in your life, I pray you can chase the demons out. Once you fuck a million times it is so gratifying but don't create a circle to follow you and perpetuate. Gratifications are base and crude.

Okay there I said it. Maybe tomorrow I will go out and fuck a couple of women too. I love and can't resist the scents, the feel, the coitus act. In fact I like to be hot and desired and invited back. I wish these things would never end. But I need to control myself and make amends. Luckily for me I was able to climb a ladder although I can't forget what could of been.

There I wrote it. Maybe one day I'll follow this as a guiding rule.

Oh why oh why are there so many cuties. And why oh why are they so easy?

Lately I met a couple of good matches that were like Poof, I'm gone!They know where they are going and know where they are from. Very respectful and good educators. Lessons for me have been learned. Maybe one day I will disappear into an alternative reality of happiness, or maybe, succumb to an easier happiness led by my animal instincts. It's a high stakes game.

Thanks for participating.

Love you too much or love you not enough?

Say what...

Christophe1
11-13-17, 03:53
In his "Humpty Dance" song. Once I got busy in a Burger King Bathroom. Hopefully, someday for me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y38Ec57yMG8Yeah, back when rap was punk. I met some hookers off Fig at Burger King more than a couple of times.

Christophe1
12-02-17, 01:17
Gosh gee, ToTo. Don't think we are in Kansas.

Oh, No. Gents. In Kansas, well, IDK. All I know, is that we are in the City of Angels. Let the angels fly. Or die. Been lucky enough to bring some ride or die beauty black women in to my tribe.

From my experience, A Black women always sheds the light, knows the know, has the medicine, and can enrich my life. Got to admit, I love a Fat Titty, and a shaved < Oh No".

Sugar daddy possibly.

Dorothy, just tap your heels together.

There is NO PLACE LIKE HOME.

Tjinla2001
12-02-17, 15:14
Nothing would be more satisfying than impregnating a prostitute .I will be pretty lucky to live two or three years. I'm not worried about child support. I think prostitutes can be great role models and with help from grandma, the kid can have a good, life.

Livinitup
12-03-17, 16:07
I will be pretty lucky to live two or three years. I'm not worried about child support. I think prostitutes can be great role models and with help from grandma, the kid can have a good, life.I got to I love your posts man. I know you have a passion for the dramatics and I love that direct style. But I for one want to see your guerilla posts for many many years to come!

Christophe1
12-06-17, 02:34
Hello, PUSSY LOVERS

I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,

White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.

Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.Yeah, that White stuff is my cream.

Go and get it! The select brand

SaltyDog
12-08-17, 09:21
Hello, PUSSY LOVERS

I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,

White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.

Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.Been with a few lesbians myself, nice tight pussy. Don't get much dick so when you get its good. What was buzzing thing around my balls?!

Christophe1
12-17-17, 04:08
I was told that the gates will open, once I fall in love.

Without that force, maybe, I am hamstrung?

Love?

What is it good for.

Hopefully, more than, absolutely Nothing.

Sometimes, I feel nostalgic. These are the best of times, maybe, they are the worse. What is a True of Heart to do?

I did some house cleaning and I saw some history. Wow. Gosh Gee. That was me?

Thankfully, I am even better now. Grown a couple days at light speed by going at a snail's pace.

Sometimes, I wonder.

What a wonder. Where am I going? What do I believe in? And what should I do?

20 years ago, I knew.

29 days ago, I knew.

What is this yearning all about? Where does it go?

I don't know.

I miss things that could of been. My dreams are unsurpassed with even real deadlines.

There is Nothing I can't do.

Screech... Wait a minute.

Who am I? What do I want? Where are my dreams?

Oh, shit guys!! My dogs need walked! Ahhh, they are so needy. So, freaking Cute.

Chick magnets.

Somewhere in the heavens there is a star calling out for me. Join us in creating enthusiasm.

A true of heart ❤️

For what it's worth. Happy holidays and much blessings.

One- True Hearted

Yearning

Christophe1
12-23-17, 18:24
Life is honey.

Sweet nectar from the earth.

If we come from the earth, it must be all good.

Christophe1 say,

Read my fortune nookie!

It is blurry on purpose. There is no clarity. Only purpose.

Cum-christophe1-say.

Take a bite out of life. Roar like a lion, fuck like a champion. Be an animal that that that.

As an artist, a lover, a fighter, a user, an abuser, just me.

Here is a blurred picture.

I say, it says," fortune cookie, get lots of nookie. " And if you don't, be the best you can do."

Yeah, I am bored.

Christophe1
03-02-18, 20:58
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA

I just want to brag about all of us here that make me smile. Make me believe. Love with a freaking great spirit. Know the game. Make a tremble with an added fucking hardcore bass.

True great leaders in our society. Dictations extraordinaire.

Bright beautiful smiles. A love affair for this. Total candy.

Just saying.

When I get all hail praises for my hallelujah Donkey dick. I always say. Just average.

Yes. The ladies are rubbing their bellies like I just did a KO!

Whew!!

❤10084;10084;.

The pic gives new meaning to cum here. Filled that up on third rotation.

At the candy shop.

Aka the Fire Phoenix Born again. Thus, from the darkest of hours will soon come the light.

Slideryyz
03-03-18, 06:16
Hello, PUSSY LOVERS

I GOT WHITE PUSSY
E, er, some more,

White pussy pussy for 2 hours. At a hundred.

Did I say, she is a stripper 40 lesbian, with a lesbian partner around 20.You always find gem. Never had threesome myself. Very tempted.

Christophe1
03-13-18, 22:19
Some girls want to be dick **** slapped. Dick butthole abused. Talk about the crazy porn they be watching and try to resurrect the films with a trusted partner.

Howdy Ma'am.

My chaps have the crotch cut out for a reason. Think of the gal on the street wearing only a dress without briefs.

Kinky will pursue.

The donut man.

HowdyDoody32
08-22-18, 19:46
I want to do a preggi but this looks like spam lmfao!

https://www.yesbackpage.com/35/posts/8-Adult/122-Female-Escorts/618283--Six-Month-Pregnant-But-Unmarrid-Sexxy-Wet-Pusssy-.html

Peach Skoal
08-23-18, 15:48
It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.

https://backpage.com.sanfernandovalley.listcrawler.com/post/26838867/

HowdyDoody32
08-23-18, 20:45
It is one of the few things. And she is cute too. I wish I was closer.

https://backpage.com.sanfernandovalley.listcrawler.com/post/26838867/I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.

note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.

Peach Skoal
08-24-18, 15:11
I might hit that one up tomorrow LOL. It looks legit. She has an eros page too. Expensive tho 300 for hour.

note: however i am suspicious, the eros ad is a different phone number.If you do, you have to share how it was!

Christophe1
10-19-18, 03:25
There are a lot of horny chicks out in the fly by areas. Really love to swallow dick and cum. I was at a bar in, IDK, maybe Idaho, and a lady I met was a sexaholic. One of many, previous one was in Reno. Not obscure and more rampant than I could imagine these sexy lustful ladies.

Long story made floppy dick is that they, crave some sexy Christophe1 dick.

Gosh gee. Me?

Yepers. Fingers in white farmer girls for days.

Past sunsets and the fun goes on.

Now, guys, get a suped up van. Fuck asia. We got some great stuff here and abouts.

Lots of swallow the cum too with my dick fuck facing. Amy my digits in a d ass.

Now that is really fun.

Van.

Travel.

Fuck.

Old school.


Once, I had a dream. A dream to get called up by a girl.

"Oh Baby, I miss you. " Hearing her voice felt like sunshine's rays bursting thru the clouds. Like a dream catcher with chimes dancing and singing with the wind. My heart beat deeply while my breath became shallow. My dick cock aroused -chubbing up. Then began doing prefucking burpees & stretches to prepare for some pussy clubbing. No drugs, baby, only pure cacao highs.

My dream is to be surrounded by a woman. Tits in mouth, ass in hands. Just playing with her clitoris and fondling with her holes. Tongue to tongue. Finger to ass.

I have a dream to bang away, bang away, to bang away, any which way that I want to bang away.

A piece of the dream of having dreams.

Around the world we went in such a short half hour. My dick visited more holes than on a golf course. Back and forth we went.

I had a dream to do ATM. Ass to mouth the Donkey went.

While looking face to face with Donkey, she said, "I am so hungry. I want to eat all your cum, " Her tongue licked upon Donkey's head. She soon swallowed the Donkey whole, while she slobber covered, and stroked upon the perineum. I pulled her over into 69, above my head so I could bare witness to the carnage of how stretched out her asshole and vagina had become. I think I did a good job fucking her up deep. Fucking her up deep, all the way up to her deudenum.

Her pussy was really getting wet and juicy like a 20 year old's and her clit juice was becoming sweet like nectar.

I had a Dream that I shot forth the seed that impegnated more dreams of which I never dreamed of to come (or cum).

What good is a dream deferred?

Peace.

MisterChango
02-14-19, 17:58
Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?

That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.

Oglaf
04-18-19, 23:42
I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.

Christophe1
04-19-19, 23:38
I have no feelings one way or the other about being observed in flagrante delicto. Apparently this makes me rare? Most people would be horrified to be seen in the act, except for a subset who would get off on it. But I just. Don't. Care. Not on my "yes PLEASE" list but not on my "hell no" list either.Film it, share it. Easy. I got a million pages of story.

HowdyDoody32
04-20-19, 13:36
Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?

That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharles/918-205-2532/1/112426

That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.

DanTheMan213
06-16-19, 05:30
https://escortindex.com/ad/lakecharles/918-205-2532/1/112426

That chick visited the inland empire last year, but I was too lazy to drive. I think she has an IG. Hit her up and ask if she's coming back soon.LOL I wonder what her rates would be like.

Christophe1
06-21-19, 00:36
My reference to fat is not made in the good way. She had a pretty face, as they say.

I thought a fat chick would be amazingly skilled at sucking dick, not. She said a few things to me.

1. I am awesome at sucking meat.

2. I love my body.

3. You can do anything you want with me.

She was fat with a foopa on a foopa. She rode me and her fat ass and foopa were slapping around and making noises so that she had to hold it up towards her pendulos breasts. When the porker moved herself into mish I could see way deep up into her gaping fat pussy and below it her asshole looked pink and blown up. I couldn't help but to finger her pussy until I could get a fist up inside of her gaper. She was starting to feel tipsy from the shots she had earlier and was slurring stupid blah blah ahs. I replaced my fist with the Donky into her pussy and worked my hand into her ass just liked she begged.

After I had my fill of the fat heffer filly I spread her open and had open that fat gaper pussy and squirted inside and all over it.

I didn't do anything where I had to see her big fat ass tho or I would have certainly lost wood. Also don't think I will fuck a fat lady ever again. At least she had a pretty face.

Double the size of this one.

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?9922-Non-Pros-(Baldy-Cruiser-amp-BladeRunner556)&p=1492127&viewfull=1#post1492127

Cannot un-see this.

Christophe1
07-02-19, 07:33
These ladies can kick my ass.

Phone classified the pussy pic as food.

Christophe1
02-24-20, 19:28
The most funnest coital act known high and low across the land is called Knocking Boots.

A tight zhollow 6 feet deep pussy is the best pussy, just cause your dick is hitting deep up in there towards the inner realm of super duper fun pleasure. If done right, you will become a cherished treasure. And, wrong one might assume a blacklisted pariah.

Stick up in there super slow. Make sure she wet. Make sure she not too scared. Ecause she be thinking you be knocking on kidneys and causing shit to escape.

Jenny, Lucky, Jane, Ami, Amy, Mikka, Lena, and a whole host of shallow pussies await.

Gosh does it feel so good slowly roaming into dick unchartered territory, or maybe it she is a snap-back clapper?

Bam bam bam.

Damn it feels good to explode instantly and feel that pussy expanding good.

True.

Christophe1
02-25-20, 21:27
This lady is super cool. I met her twice in one day. Cum in pussy. Cum in her ass. She bent over, I stuck in. She was blah blah blah, loved it.

Nice, but naive, I gave her tip. 25 to 40. Western, Foxy to South 6 blocks.

Her tits are super duper. Amazing. 40.

GFE.

Ocampo2
02-29-20, 20:12
This lady is super cool. I met her twice in one day. Cum in pussy. Cum in her ass. She bent over, I stuck in. She was blah blah blah, loved it.

Nice, but naive, I gave her tip. 25 to 40. Western, Foxy to South 6 blocks.

Her tits are super duper. Amazing. 40.

GFE.Long time. Great to see you are still exploring LA. That was a good find.

Christophe1
06-20-20, 01:27
Took my wild wildebeests to the gromer and the dumb dogs got a 4-Handed soapy scrubby massage. The pre-vets were some hotties and they were stroking my pets with pure glee and enthusiastic joy. It enamored me to the memories of places in Japan were a virile buck stallion can be soaped down with giggly hot Josei-tachi.

I need a four handed soapy massage.

Christophe1
09-10-20, 11:16
Just thought I would share.

PocoPene
09-11-20, 10:18
Just thought I would share.Nice beef curtains. That always fascinates me for some reason. Maybe I'm a pervert. I hope.

FlyPunter
09-11-20, 13:52
Nice beef curtains. That always fascinates me for some reason. Maybe I'm a pervert. I hope.I like those too. Is she a provider?

Christophe1
09-11-20, 20:13
I like those too. Is she a provider?Yes. I may go see her just to play with her pussy lips.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11153-Bareback-Beauties&p=4969164&viewfull=1#post4969164.

NickSgv
09-11-20, 22:37
I like those too. Is she a provider?Yes. That's Firstladybunny on Hx.

Christophe1
01-26-21, 13:47
Have you ever seen the same provider 2 days in a row, 1st day, first visit and then the last?

I have.

I must be sick since I personally enjoyed having the pussy stretched in a tubular fashion. Just seemed like a better fit, and more wet!

Found an old HX BTC wallet memory stick.

Time to get some DD hos.

Christophe1
02-19-22, 12:08
Some guys like to use their tongue.

Me: Big dick satisfies chick. Used it like a bat and knocked one out of the park this morning. Put her to sleep.

Christophe1
06-25-22, 10:39
There was this lady from a place that move to here to be a nurse so she studied and took classes to take the FEN, then she was studying for the National License and we met up to play. I got us a place and she kneeled down to suck the slong and it felt pretty righteous. I laid back in bed to relax and better enjoy her fellatio when I felt something strange. Somewhere at sometime she proceeded to, and stuck her pinky finger down my penal shaft like she was catheterizing my ding dong.

Application, implementation, habit. Ouch.

HollywoodGuy
06-25-22, 17:25
Some guys like to use their tongue.

Me: Big dick satisfies chick. Used it like a bat and knocked one out of the park this morning. Put her to sleep.The only people that say size doesn't matter are... well you know who.

Marcath
06-27-22, 09:56
Love the puffy nipples, sadly never encountered them.

I also have meaty pussy lips on the list.

FirstClass1
06-27-22, 17:06
Love the puffy nipples, sadly never encountered them.

I also have meaty pussy lips on the list.They're delicious. I've had all kinds, but my favorite are puffy pale nipples, and a clean, tiny, bright pink pussy.

TacoBandit
06-27-22, 18:43
2 chicks at same time, ones wearing a strap on. The other girl rides the strap on while I fuck her in the ass then I cum on both their faces while they kiss.

Marcath
06-28-22, 10:15
They're delicious. I've had all kinds, but my favorite are puffy pale nipples, and a clean, tiny, bright pink pussy.PLEEAASSSEEE share.

ShunkLeesh
06-28-22, 10:28
I want a midget.

Christophe1
06-29-22, 11:33
They're delicious. I've had all kinds, but my favorite are puffy pale nipples, and a clean, tiny, bright pink pussy.Alright, all this Puffy Nipple reading has motivated my manhood to seek refuge someplace in Ontario perhaps?

And, what better way to quench my milky mammary fetish thirst than with a two fer feast: puff mammies with a side of Poke'Mon. It could be heavenly to check out her collection while sneaking peeks at the color of her undies slightly hidden my her short skirt, my heart beat begins to drum.

HapaBoy86
06-29-22, 23:11
Alright, all this Puffy Nipple reading has motivated my manhood to seek refuge someplace in Ontario perhaps?

And, what better way to quench my milky mammary fetish thirst than with a two fer feast: puff mammies with a side of Poke'Mon. It could be heavenly to check out her collection while sneaking peeks at the color of her undies slightly hidden my her short skirt, my heart beat begins to drum.I saw Sweethoney03 her nips are more on the smaller eraser side. But, them boobies we're soft and I cupped them like a baseball and licked and sucked them to moans.

Had she use them soft lips and play lick and suck the skin flute and bow all up in her throat. She didn't swallow but I'm sure she did a little. Rested for several minutes and devoured her pink taco than banged her kitty from behind to loud moans.

LuvAJunk
06-30-22, 08:05
I want a midget.Funny, check out the photo post frm the gallery and saw your post below. If money is of no concern, gake a flight to FTL and hook up with this freak dwarf.

https://escortbabylon.net/info_stats/8635097289

Christophe1
06-30-22, 10:45
I saw Sweethoney03 her nips are more on the smaller eraser side. But, them boobies we're soft and I cupped them like a baseball and licked and sucked them to moans.
Good eye, mate!

Come to think of it, I don't recollect ever having poofy puffers except for on pregnant women when their nips go all bulgy and brown (at least on asian, Latina, and black). Sweet Honey seems to have those Havanna Ginger titties pre-surgery that seem pretty intriguing.

RobertFrostyy
07-03-22, 00:44
Anyone have any leads on a PSE midget?

That's been on my fuckitlist for decades.This would be epic if someone can actually deliver a recommendation for a PSE midget.

Christophe1
08-27-22, 12:59
When you see a beautiful girl across the pool on the dance floor and your eyes make contact. She blushes and you proceed to meet.

Can I buy you a drink?

I don't drink alcohol.

Let's make it a virgin.

And the songs play, if this ain't love, why does it feel so good? As the cool ocean breeze blows across the pool causing estatic goose bumps across two twirling bodies in rhythmic adoration. Moving, grooving in unison. Sweating. Why does it feel so good.

The kiss will be our destiny?

Then it happens, the kiss. Lips touch, tongues tossil. It's all creation personified in a moment of pure happy free bliss. Our bodies merge and metamorphosis into a unified intention of promised fulfillment.

Could it be love, or a premature ejaculated load of momentary desire?

At least, maybe a joy.

Or at least The kiss.

Christophe1
08-31-22, 11:13
Or at keast The KissPlease say someone out in the matrix 80% there stash?

It can't just be all about me to feed the hungry.

Mabaz
09-03-22, 17:14
Just thought I would share.Yeah I've seen Jenna a few times. Nothing like that finish Greek style.

Paul Sgv
09-10-22, 13:37
Yeah I've seen Jenna a few times. Nothing like that finish Greek style.Have you seen her recently? Was it BBFS?

SfoDavid67
09-10-22, 14:10
Lets see, I have already done the two girls at the same time many many times. I have gone to orgies, bareback gangbangs. I have had sex in adult theaters with others watching, sex in a public park.

So here goes my still wish list. Not in any particular order.

1. Bareback a fresh 18 year old porn star on camera, yes have it filmed. Creampie of course!

2. There is a resort in Palma de Mallorca where they organize week long parties of unlimited sex, orgies, gangbangs etc. All BB.

3. A week or so in the Philippines.

4. The girl next door.

Christophe1
01-04-23, 02:05
We can all grab our crotches, raise our hands to the sky, and say.

We is going hard tonight.

How hard?

Rock hard.

Why soldiers?

We're going out to fuck two hot Koreans at the same time!

What? I can't hear you. Say it loud and clear. Grab your fucking crotches, and put some base in it.

Bare back, raw dog, all natural-l-l, sir!

Gosh darn right. Why wait? Don't hesitate, one day you may have a festinating gait.

Treat yourself.

Pros:

1. Fantasy role play with two service queens.

2. Making out with one, while fucking the other.

3. Pulling out and they both gobble up on Mr. Rockhard donkey dick.

4. Doing 69 with one while the other sucks on your feet, your balls, and offers her wet pussy for your finger banging pleasure.

5. Doggy pounding one while the other is hugging you from behind and looks around while noticing all the girl cream around the dick base.

- you cum? Then spreading the wetness on her pussy while pulling your dick toward her gaping two girl cum-filled pussy to mount.

6. Two girls at your dick alter, with THE mission of draining your manhood to capitulation.

7. Life's greatest sex act. One plays the rusty trombone while you donkey dick thrust the other. In- ah. Out- Wo-aah!

8. If you like 2 hands all over you, you can double up the pleasure.

Cons:

1. Got to find the doubles special with BBFS PSE 2 shots included.

2. May have to settle for ajumma.

- for example, one is your hot Asian girlfriend's regular looking best friend. She is the cool one with the great personality, that you kind of wish you could fuck, and lightens up the room with her smile.

- the other one was an Asian Julia Stiles look-alike that had an artist intensity when it came to her bjs, her orgasms, and her great massage. She kind if got me washing in the shower and was like let's go back to the bed and I will get you to nut while sucking on my cock.

3. I recently did a doubles with two Chinese hoes and it wasn't even close, worse is the cleanup between moving from one to the other.

4. I did a threesome with two Pinays were it was like they used me as an inter mediator. It was amateurish.

Treat yourself.

ThePussyHunter
01-04-23, 14:59
In about two weeks I will be visiting the central American country of Guatemala where I plan on banging a minimum of 50 different women (or more if I can handle it) while I'm there, maybe 5 a day. In order to accomplish this I will not use up all of my energy while banging these women so I get tired, I won't bang them as hard as I can that way I can have the stamina and I won't bust my load on each one so I can last longer. The women in these photos ask $8-$10 US Dollars for 30 min of fun time. Yeah I know some aren't super model types but my main mission is just to bang 50 different women. As long as they're doable I will have fun with them. If I find a brothel with a good number of ones I want to bang I will have the brothel owner close the establishment just for myself for the day. I have someone I trust and known for years taking me to these places that knows the country well, there are places in Guatemala that have super model type women but are more and expensive, I will be in the country long enough to hopefully accomplish my goal. This is something I've always wanted to do, in the past, I've only slept with like 13 women during my visit, this time I want to bang 50 or more. If all goes well I plan on going back ASAP. I will also visit other countries as well in due time.

LngTimeMongr
01-04-23, 17:03
In about two weeks I will be visiting the central American country of Guatemala where I plan on banging a minimum of 50 different women (or more if I can handle it) while I'm there, maybe 5 a day. In order to accomplish this I will not use up all of my energy while banging these women so I get tired, I won't bang them as hard as I can that way I can have the stamina and I won't bust my load on each one so I can last longer. The women in these photos ask $8-$10 US Dollars for 30 min of fun time. Yeah I know some aren't super model types but my main mission is just to bang 50 different women. As long as they're doable I will have fun with them. If I find a brothel with a good number of ones I want to bang I will have the brothel owner close the establishment just for myself for the day. I have someone I trust and known for years taking me to these places that knows the country well, there are places in Guatemala that have super model type women but are more and expensive, I will be in the country long enough to hopefully accomplish my goal. This is something I've always wanted to do, in the past, I've only slept with like 13 women during my visit, this time I want to bang 50 or more. If all goes well I plan on going back ASAP. I will also visit other countries as well in due time.Are you banging these women bb?

WhoreMaster 91
01-05-23, 10:12
In about two weeks I will be visiting the central American country of Guatemala where I plan on banging a minimum of 50 different women (or more if I can handle it) while I'm there, maybe 5 a day. In order to accomplish this I will not use up all of my energy while banging these women so I get tired, I won't bang them as hard as I can that way I can have the stamina and I won't bust my load on each one so I can last longer. The women in these photos ask $8-$10 US Dollars for 30 min of fun time. Yeah I know some aren't super model types but my main mission is just to bang 50 different women. As long as they're doable I will have fun with them. If I find a brothel with a good number of ones I want to bang I will have the brothel owner close the establishment just for myself for the day. I have someone I trust and known for years taking me to these places that knows the country well, there are places in Guatemala that have super model type women but are more and expensive, I will be in the country long enough to hopefully accomplish my goal. This is something I've always wanted to do, in the past, I've only slept with like 13 women during my visit, this time I want to bang 50 or more. If all goes well I plan on going back ASAP. I will also visit other countries as well in due time.This looks better than anything the USA can offer.

ThePussyHunter
01-05-23, 14:47
Are you banging these women bb?I don't think so, but I'm sure BB is available with some. It all depends how hot they are LOL.

ThePussyHunter
01-05-23, 15:01
This looks better than anything the USA can offer.Guatemala is full of beautiful Escorts, Guatemala is the wealthiest country in Central America and many female sex workers from other central American countries live there. There are places in Guatemala that are brothels or better known as closed homes that are houses and apartments buildings converted into sex houses where each room has a woman. When I was 18 I visited a then famous one called Wendy's, it was a home converted into a brothel, a famous place is known as "La Linea", about a hundred women work there every day of the week, I've been there a few times, it's actually quite safe and patrolled by Police. Another place is called El Trebol and it's area called Mercado El Guarda, tons of Female sex workers of all shapes and sizes. And at like just $8-$10 for like 30 min of fun time with a hot woman, it's a mongers paradise. I once knew a guy that would visit some brothels out there with about 3 of his friends and they would buyout a brothel for the day and him and his friends had all of the women to themselves for the entire night. I'm a try to bang four women at the same time while I'm out there as well.

Christophe1
02-01-23, 22:27
Holler, scream, shout.

Let it all out! I am your humble vessel. Fuck, today was astronomical. And, I thought I was the best. My study, time, and perseverance amounted to something meaningful. And, so much winning was exhausting and exhilarating. I was in two worlds bewildered so much to need a little nappy, rest. Somewhere deep in my slumber a veil momentarily lifted up to allow me a glimpse at the shinning meaningful light. It was brief yet it was enough to invoke a few tears. There I realized it was not me who meant much at all. Only a glimpse. Only a gift realized by astute dedication, practice, open-minded imperfection. Not me who won, only a glimpse of Nirvana. I was overcome to teach my hard earned lessons, so everyone can fish and be.

Was it gas that passed, or just a burp?

Long story short, I visited my favorite K-spark. I was worried that all my good could not manifest today. Low and behold, she was a gift. She nurtured my shortcomings and bared fruits. My heart raced and she brought ne down to the river so I could quench my thirst.

Remember to be a humble vessel and feel gratitude for any fruits.

Christophe1
03-30-23, 10:34
If I can do it, anyone can. Here are my two intraday trading accounts. First one started with 420 with one 1000 withdrawn. Second one started at 20 k this year and I will withdrawl half to pay taxes. No one wants to see my main account. The only one I would tell not to trade are all the K-providers who each and everyone alrwady hates the stock market. Invest in yourself men. See you next year LA.


The power of money. I was going to schedule an appointment two days ago, but instead put 420 in a challenge account with the goal of turning it into a million by the end of the year. I need to practice discipline this year. Anyway, this is two days. My spirit animal this year is the eagle. Learn how to compound and watch it soar.

Zero110
03-30-23, 16:55
Has anyone ever found a midget (little person)? Or know what country might have the best chance?

Christophe1
03-31-23, 21:07
Fuck guys,

https://youtu.be/i5L9gHsqSQk

I am finding change difficult and letting go is the hardest part, but also the most essential ingredient. I was born a hippie buddhist and I would never want to carry the responsibility of your futures. It is all about the story of suffering, strength, and growth. Who wants the burden of carrying a big sack of money?

An illusion at best. It is all about the journey from a seed to a dead oak shriveked up and forgotten in the nursing home.

Change is a constant. Resistance is futile.

Dorothy tapped her heels together, there is no place like home.

I massaged my fwb and afterward she was leading me in a dance across the universe, like I awoke a beast.

When I wake with Sunny salutations.

Namaste.

HollywoodGuy
03-31-23, 22:05
Has anyone ever found a midget (little person)? Or know what country might have the best chance?Try the circus.

HapaBoy86
04-29-23, 00:39
Love Cloud in Las Vegas offers a small plane all decked out for you to do the nasty in midair.

Cornitos
04-29-23, 11:26
I am old now and satisfied. I have flown and screwed my way through Colombia and Brazil. With a few more trips to Costa Rica, Guatemala, Mexico, Argentina. Back in 2007 flew to CZ republic, Prague and did a plethora of Eastern European porn stars like Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi along with some stunning, Russians and Ukrainians. It's all about devotion to your craft and how much your willing to spend for pleasure. Your young and viral so go get it. Happy trails.

Nessant
05-19-23, 23:23
I know it is kinda goofy but honestly? I want to don a early comic book superhero costume and bang a few pros. The whole mask, cape, boots, maybe ditch the spandex but maybe include it.

Other than that, I want to go to Germany before I die and enjoy myself for a good week, drinking, seeing things, and visiting pros.

Omfgitzjin
05-20-23, 23:38
Harem with 5 japanese girls.

3 some in Colombia.

Christophe1
05-21-23, 10:21
I know it is kinda goofy but honestly? I want to don a early comic book superhero costume and bang a few pros. The whole mask, cape, boots, maybe ditch the spandex but maybe include it.

Other than that, I want to go to Germany before I die and enjoy myself for a good week, drinking, seeing things, and visiting pros.Doood, this is what festivals are all about.

Animal131
05-21-23, 20:10
Has anyone ever found a midget (little person)? Or know what country might have the best chance?There is one in miami. Ex porn star and escort.

Christophe1
06-27-23, 15:57
Today was a good day. I recently met a horny White-thrash lady who wanted to get it on while showing me the type of porn she liked. Dang, I watched in disbelief as the actress's pelvic outlet was used and abused. So I started sticking fingers in while we fucked. After a while, my hand was in there as I alternately pumped her with my four fingers and my ding dong. After I blew, she was extra cum lubed and was rolling her eyes to the back of her head (what's a guy to do? So I stuck my whole fist in there. Fuck, she squirted and loved it. Gap filled. I would not do this to a provider unless asked.

Speaking of gaps, there is a nice daily gap at 114, and a weekly one at 150. Would love to fill up those ho's. Got to love long and strong free options!

Tae1010
07-01-23, 15:02
Yo not sure this is the right thread but basically, I'm looking for older women 40-60+ to play with, the partner (man) can join or watch, whatever, I'm in SGV but could be open to travel, if you're interested DM me for more info!!

Christophe1
07-06-23, 01:58
Greetings and salutations.

It seems like ladies are wild-ing lately. I was at a store perusing the cheese and wine and shortly got into line. The MILF in front said she didn't mean to cut in front. So, I replied, no worries I was just looking for some lick. Her. Uh, liquor. She hit my shoulder and laughed.

She is a real cum *****. At least that is what she said while I fucked her ass with saliva dripping down her chin. Then she DTed and gagged before I shoved donkey dick in her pussy. She rode with static joy until I shot my load. Had to shove my hand into her snatch afterward and she popped so hard like champagne gushing all out. It was spectacularly beautiful we were impressed. Afterward, she looked at me like I gave her a million dollars and called me frat boy. White girls are wild as fuck.

Christophe1
07-10-23, 11:17
In your best dracula voice say, I suck your cum. At least that's what I did as the iceberg blue-eyed, white rapper chick released herself all over my tongue. She never had that done and it took so long with some coaxing. Now there is a Christophe rap song, LOL. She said I think my boyfriend is gay and asked if he could watch next time. Show him how it's done.

Gents, there is nothing more fun than when a girl is afraid to cum. Call me dumb. Just let go, pee on me. Pop! There goes another one.

I think about the fisting part deux lady with her saliva drool, ass fucked horny wildness and bust out randomly laughing as I say, I am your cum *****.

That's me!

Christophe1
07-11-23, 18:51
Tell me you are ready.

Fat fucking White girls. PAWGs.

Smell the satchel of delight. Ready for cum delights. Smell the sluts. See those fat gratuitos asses bounce up and down. All around. All while the tits defy gravita. Googly Eyed, I am.

So flexible.

I got pics of fat ass, puffy pussy, cum sluts.


Real tits. Moving and grooving. My eyes went all cock-eyed.

Nessant
07-11-23, 21:20
Tell me you are ready.

Fat fucking White girls. PAWGs.

Smell the satchel of delight. Ready for cum delights. Smell the sluts. See those fat gratuitos asses bounce up and down. All around. All while the tits defy gravita. Googly Eyed, I am.

So flexible.

I got pics of fat ass, puffy pussy, cum sluts.


Real tits. Moving and grooving. My eyes went all cock-eyed.Hell, Yeah, Brother!

I like all kinds of women, but hell yeah brother, pawgs / chubby white chicks seem like a good time. I am right there with you, I want to bang a couple of chubby white chicks before I die.

Christophe1
07-14-23, 15:45
Hell, Yeah, Brother!

I like all kinds of women, but hell yeah brother, pawgs / chubby white chicks seem like a good time. I am right there with you, I want to bang a couple of chubby white chicks before I die.Yee Ha! Buddy!

How can you call yourself a hobbyist if you don't bang some porn pussy?

Christophe1
07-23-23, 04:06
Have you ever laid down near the equator with random strangers viewed up at the sky and watched the stars dance? You could feel the velocity of the earth's movement as the sky danced and moved in a cadence rhythm to create streaks of light from each star. Fucking amazing. Like you were on acid, or better yet, hippy flipped the fuck out on top of a mountain at a rave party. Everyone was best friends and random strangers.

You hit up Amber. Then Ginger. And that other girl who you forgot her name. Maybe the holly grail girl. Why?

Because you made her came. Again and again and again. Life with a purpose.

The fist whisperer, aka little fist pump. I swear that last girl looked at me like she just gave birth and I was her darling baby child. She was sweated. She was stammered and could barely walk.

Like after the first girl's pussy that you fingered and said to yourself. I will never wash my hand again while taking a deep satisfying sniff.

These days and nights are so short. If only I could bottle my fist pussy smell and take a whiff whenever I want. When I was young I might say I will never wash my hand. Now that I am older and killed more brain cells I am thinking I should.

Good morning.

Degenerate
08-09-23, 22:08
Midget that's my bucket list. Or is it midgetess?

Marcath
08-10-23, 09:51
Midget that's my bucket list. Or is it midgetess?https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/141045783

ShunkLeesh
08-10-23, 10:26
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/losangeles/141045783Did you get some of that?

Marcath
08-11-23, 10:32
Did you get some of that?No, just searched midget on listcrawler. They pop up frequently, definitely on my list.

Christophe1
08-14-23, 12:18
According to the general consensus, midgets are on everyone's fucket list. So I put in countless hours to create the following joke.

What does the midget say at the bar?

Girl, I can make your fantasy come true.

What does Christophe say at the bar?

Hi girls, you want to make a wager?

Dyke: Yes, I bet you can't get with any of the ladies here.

So I looked around and saw a motley crew of skanks, fatties, uglies, and peppered throughout some nerdy goth girls. Bet! Now for my request for the contest, which will remain a coveted proprietary secret that I won. So I took the two lesbians to their hotel room across the way. It was filled with cannabis and beerymid of Bud so luckily the more pretty of the two pulled off her top in a way that made her tits pop and bob up and down. They were huge and floppy and she came to me for a kiss as I squeezed her tatas. The dyke came in from the other side and started sucking on the girl's ear while competing with my hands to fondle her honey. I learned that these gals were from Bakersfield which partially explains the slight BO, hairy armpits, and stubbly thighs, and although they were both mid 20's they looked like they could of pass for forty-year-olds. The bisexual one was dang you look so good to me. I pulled down my pants, threw my shirt, and laid down in the center of the bed while pulling Bi's head to my groin, saying, "Make me feel like a woman". The dang Dyke said hold on and ran outside. Moments later she had a condom which they put on my head.

I felt imprisoned thinking this is all wrong. Thankfully the Bi was a DT champ and she just kept bouncing her head up and all the way down while her girlfriend watched and shortly started making slurping noises while she ate out Bi's ass. I could barely feel anything until the magic moment, she was the best ball licker on this side of the Pacific so my cock sprung to full effect. I grabbed Bi and tossed and turned her in different contorted ways until I came like a lesbian fucking champion. Then I just had to get out of there. Two days later and I still need to wash some of the BO off.

What happened to the pretty lipstick lesbians? Nerdy glasses-wearing goth lesbians at a dyke bar in Nocal will for now until the end of time be a hard pass. A further musing is that it is no wonder K-providers are cornering the market. These two twenty somethings had tits of an Asian 60 year old.

Christophe1
08-17-23, 13:41
This lady was eating ice cream with her hands and rubbing it all over her titties then my cock before she started to suck it off. I grabbed a handful and finger fucked her pussy. We went to her place and played messy house.

FiatVoluptas
08-17-23, 17:08
This lady was eating ice cream with her hands and rubbing it all over her titties then my cock before she started to suck it off. I grabbed a handful and finger fucked her pussy. We went to her place and played messy house.I once had a provider offer me a glass of wine at the beginning of a session. I accepted, and then she started dipping my cock into the wine and slurping it off. Very fun.

Christophe1
08-21-23, 13:36
I once had a provider offer me a glass of wine at the beginning of a session. I accepted, and then she started dipping my cock into the wine and slurping it off. Very fun.I hope it wasn't anthocyanin-filled red wine.

Little women vs Amazonians.

At last, my dream has been fulfilled. I am twirling myself on a flower-covered mountain chanting Kumbayas.

Been with 5' or shorter and 5'8" or taller women of Asian, Caucasian, Latina, Pacifica, Eastern European, and women of African heritage. One thing that is true to me and might be different from others is that aside from Asian ancestry shorter women have deeper vaginas. Conversely, skinny tall women IMO are tighter and shallower. Huh?

To complete this mission, I had to meet an under 5' Caucasian woman. Recently I met a super cute lady carrying too many bags into Target. I asked if I could help or put them in my car while we went shopping. She just left her boyfriend and had no place to go. We went around the world in 12 hours, or at least the Bay, doing sexual acts that would make grannies pull up their panties. She was 4'11" with a gorgeous face, blue eyes, long blonde hair, and torpedo tits. Her melons were huge and firm that I had to ask if they were real. She assured me they were and her ass felt the same way with no hint of flab. We spent the night together going to various parking spaces around the Bay. She was very hesitant to consummate the night by giving up her hair pie for some cream filling since she hadn't shaved and was embarrassed. Ultimately, she thought I was so good-looking (so weird) that she said she won't be able to resist me which I proved her right.

Afterward, I couldn't find my clothes but wanted to move to a newer location to take in better scenic views. True to my hippie nature I drove naked, of course, to a new place where we parked and I had her lie on top of me so that we could sleep until sunrise. It was magic.

Christophe1
08-21-23, 13:56
Fucking another guy's wife while they watch. I expanded the definition to mean that the husband drove his wife to meet me at the ABNB. I gave her a good fucking, something she can tell her loser husband about to scold him for his inadequacies. Poor guy just wants to play video games. Ha Ha.

Head was superb.

Pussy was delectable.

I was on top of my game.

She popped her squirt.

And I gush came.

Groovy night.

Interesting to me is that I never participated in a married woman's infidelity behind the back of her husband. Pat me on the head here.

Christophe1
09-08-23, 02:45
May have to see some soon.

Christophe1
09-08-23, 02:55
Would be nice to see some.

Threw in an Asian and redhead to build my rainbow.

Sorry for the pic deluge.

Peace.

Christophe1
09-08-23, 12:12
Any leads on latin ladies?These pictures didn't show up.

Drken
09-15-23, 12:15
I'm planning on a trip to the Philippines next year, any tips on where, what, and how much?

Any info will be appreciate from those with first hand knowledge.

TempletonRat
09-15-23, 16:03
These pictures didn't show up.Did you take these shots yourself, or procure them from the internet?

Christophe1
09-16-23, 12:20
LOL. Too much.

Christophe1
09-17-23, 23:35
Watch out boy they'll chew you up.

Whoops, never mind.

Oh ohh here she comes.

All pictures were taken by me unless there is a watermark. I accidentally posted one that wasn't mine of a lady in ribony underwear.

Gidden Lade
09-19-23, 23:38
My fucket list is probably somewhat vanilla compared to some, but here goes. I'm single with no kids so I can pretty much come and go as I please, no pun intended. Retirement is on the horizon, so I'm knocking around the idea of just becoming an old sex nomad. I'll keep my house as a homebase and just go hangout in other cities for a few days or weeks. While there I would check out as much of the local talent as possible and then move on to my next destination.

I would decide where and when to go based on my budget, weather conditions for whatever time of year it is (HATE cold weather), available potentials, availability of affordable lodging and transportation, etc. My main goal is finding sugar babies and UTR girls so most of the "leg work" would be done prior to going to a given destination. If I were to get there and all of the prospects didn't pan out, then I might check down to an escort or two, but at this point in my life I'm trying to stay away from escorts.

The exception to that, however, would be on overseas trips, which I hope to do a few of as well. Would imagine escorts or bars / brothels would be the easier option there, especially in places where the language barrier would come into play. Wanting to hit all the typical monger hotspots (the P. I. , Thailand, Brazil, etc.) as well as a few out of the way ones like Mongolia, for example. Of course, I will post my trip reports via this board & the international one. Retirement is drawing closer so stay tuned.

Christophe1
09-20-23, 01:29
Oldies but goodies.

As it has been written so has it been sung.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

Looking for just one of my posts. I don't collect pictures but believe I uploaded these with a review back in the day. Some made it to the Yum Yum Club and all took me to the Boom Boom room.

Christophe1
09-22-23, 15:47
Sure it's fun to boat, race, travel, golf, build model airplanes, dance, fill in blank, but the best of all is that one time when I got a hole in one at the massage parlor.


Called up Monica (Baldy's find) for a second date yesterday and she was stressed out and having roommate issues. I said you need a massage.

Picked her up and we embarked on our voyage. She was uber excited. She sang and danced the whole way. I didn't want to take her to my regular foot massage place so we stopped at the first one we saw. We went in and were taken into a semiprivate room and disrobed.

When she took off her pants she told me that she didn't wear her undies. And blushed..

Christophe1
09-24-23, 12:43
Doc, I've been thinking a lot. Mainly because it's been quiet on the California boards. Way too quiet.

I've even started talking to myself. Then I started talking to my penis. That's when things got to be a little surreal and staggeringly strange. My penis started talking back! He said to call him Tyler Durden and that he wanted me to beat pussy up. Shit, I thought, why argue? You know, I did this for awhile. But Tyler became more intrusive. He began to ridicule me, said I would never be a Baldy Cruiser. I didn't really care, that's not my goal. I just hated to be taunted and ridiculed, especially from someone, no wait, something I thought was my friend. One day I couldn't handle this shit anymore and I went deep six. I shouted at Tyler, "I'll show you!" Afterward I proceeded to shave my head and started to bang all the hot black sisters I could fine...
I woke up. It was just a dream? I sluggishly shook off my sleep inertia and made my way to the shower. The heat felt good. I grabbed shampoo and (fades to black)..I'll be a good boy. Who am I kidding. I'll stop with the pics and from now on only new pictures. Never paid extra to take photos but most of the time I don't want to take pictures just thought it was part of the membership to the club.

Gidden Lade
09-24-23, 18:02
I'll be a good boy. Who am I kidding. I'll stop with the pics and from now on only new pictures. Never paid extra to take photos but most of the time I don't want to take pictures just thought it was part of the membership to the club.Kudos to the other ones, BUT the Asian lady is nice!

Christophe1
09-25-23, 12:40
Kudos to the other ones, BUT the Asian lady is nice!I am excited to hear of your journeys. One trip that mongers don't talk about but you might find interesting is North Africa: Egypt, Tunisa, Morocco along the Mediterranean coast. The food is awesome, the woman are prudish but exotic, and the flights are super cheap.

I posted those three women because they had a large fan base of men from this site and offer a decent breadth of the hobby. Inga started as a non-pro in Pasadena. Kayla-Marie an escort / stripper in SFV. Luki (full Asian picture) an escort that travels up and down from Rosemead to the OC. And Tami (hat) was a world renowned Viet-masseuse in Inglewood, woot woot! The other Asian lady, I have no clue who she is but I took her to one of my rental apartments. Looking through the posted pictures apparently, I did this more than once and absolutely don't remember it. They must of been non-pros.

Luki is always working, hurry, come over. Luki is waiting for you. Luki remembers you and loves you long time. What time you visit?

I know I said no more old pics but one day I might have to come back to relive the good ole days. Also, needed to add a street walker to complete the rainbow.

Finished. Out with the old, in with the new.


Thank you DragonWalker.

We then got down to the photo shoot. She took off her clothes and in my mind I did too. She crawled onto the bed in the doggie position and started shaking her voluptuous butt. Seeing the contrast of her pink pussy to her pearly skin and the little winky wink caused my member to throb and pulsate. I imagined I was in a porn shoot with her and she grabbed the little guy and went to action. She sucked with zest and zeal. She slapped her face with it. She deep throated me and let it bulge the side of her face in which she slapped. Not to be out done, I imagined that I grabbed her and pulled her down onto the bed. I splayed her legs and I went to work on her glorious flower where her legs met. She tasted like sweet nectar and smelled better than lavender. She moaned and writhed. Finally the time had come for her to take me to Paradise. We kissed and our tongues danced a waltz like none ever done before. In my mind she wrapped me up and I entered for glory. For the past, the present and the future, I did it for the team. I beat that up and she wanted more. She wanted me to finish on her tits but I sensed (in my imagination) that she would have been ok with it anywhere. I wasn't ready to so she began to give me head. Then she went to work on my balls with enthusiastic licks and sucks. I straddled her in the 69 and she sucked my balls and jerked me. I began to finger her pussy. Faster and faster we went, until the fireworks went off. I imagined it was the fourth of July in Manhattan as I saw the display before Lady Liberty.

KingOfFours
09-26-23, 10:02
Kayla-Marie an escort / stripper in SFV.
I indeed recognized her in your picture, from the zebra blanket, LOL! She was one of the best 3 hole cumdumpsters around!

I took the now decade-old pictures below, after I cum-pumped her ass, and sent that ass-creampie pic below to her, and she used it in some of her myredbook ads. And in the other picture, there she is in that same wrap, in front of that same mirror as in one of Christophe's pics below!

I left quite a few loads in her! She openly advertised her bareback services on myredbook, back then! See my post 16899 here for links to many more of my ancient pics of her:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11153-Bareback-Beauties&p=6364971&viewfull=1#post6364971.

The question is, what is she like NOW? I've heard mixed reports a few months ago, about her current looks and service. Can anyone comment on any recent adventures with her?

Christophe1
09-26-23, 10:39
I am excited to hear of your journeys.I forgot about her butt it looks like she became a porn star.

https://spankbang.com/4x9s2-55cv3g/playlist/sierra+sanders.

Christophe1
10-01-23, 14:35
Gents,

I have been given too many coincidental unexplainable signs to ignore. The type that rattle my bed. Some of you may know of what I am about to confess but I have been given gifts beyond my imagination and ability to understand that I hope we all have. One of my friends way back when came from a long list of shamans and she walked in all worlds and was surrounded by two worlds with one consisting of the where we all know and the other amongst the spirits. I have different gifts and they scare me. It once seemed to be that the gifts were too much for me to comprehend and other people that I was with had real tangible talents without the same quirks. Mine were out-of-body experiences and the ability to heal. When you get slammed in your body after flying in the clouds it is fucking scary. When portals open and are always ominously poking their portal dick in your face it is kind of absurd. I'm not traveling there I would think so I blunted this gift with everything that dulled me from the oddity.

Anyway, it looks like I have to open this chakra and let it conduce from me. It appears that if I don't follow my 90 day rule all hell may break lose. I hope there are more of us out there or at least you know of this battle I must face. I need to battle myself, resolve my issues, and usher in a new world for me.

Please send out your highest energy, empathy, and whatever it takes for us to win.

Your pal,

The highest grade in high school was a C+ in fiction writing (LOL) Guy.

Gidden Lade
10-03-23, 21:18
I am excited to hear of your journeys. One trip that mongers don't talk about but you might find interesting is North Africa: Egypt, Tunisa, Morocco along the Mediterranean coast. The food is awesome, the woman are prudish but exotic, and the flights are super cheap.Hadn't considered that. Will definitely look into it. Namibia is also on my short list. Thank you sir.

Christophe1
10-11-23, 19:42
I produced. It is so scary.

Only the devil will not submit. Our enemy.

Do you need more proof?

We are hunting the idiots.

Sorry, I hate myself for being so weak.

But, I Will amateurs and astound.

Lexx1
10-19-23, 21:32
So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

Gidden Lade
10-22-23, 20:40
So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.I did this back in Atlanta several years ago. I don't have a dwarf fetish, but she was also Asian which I do have a strong appetite for so I thought "why not?" She used to advertise on listcrawler which was very rare in Atlanta for Asian girls; outside of the apartment girl ads and the fat Asian chicks that seem to pop up from time to time.

To each his own, but it wasn't something I'll ever do again. You could clearly see that she was an adult by her facial features, but she had a very tiny body. Absolutely zero body fat and flat chested as well. I couldn't get turned on by her and that's never a problem for me normally; with the exception of extremely obese women. It also didn't help that this chick was extremely jaded. Got pissed off when I asked at the beginning of the date if she was of legal age. Said she was "tired of men asking her that all the time. " Not sure why that would surprise her due to her stature. She was only about 3' 10"-ish I think. She was also a complete "non participant. " Offered no assistance whatsoever to help me get over the hump so to speak. Took her clothes off, laid on her back while playing on her phone and expected me to do what I came to do with no help from her at all.

Knowing that she was indeed an adult (in her 30's if memory serves) and that the business end of things had already taken place, I gave it the ol' college try but my starting QB refused to play along that night. I took the loss and left. She even copped an attitude about that too. Not sure why. I didn't even ask for a refund. She clearly wasn't happy in her line of work, so I didn't even care that I lost out. Probably would've felt worse if I had been able to go through with it.

Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.

Gidden Lade
10-22-23, 21:32
So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.

Livinitup
10-25-23, 01:43
So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are an East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.F'd a 4'6" girl, not technically a dwarf, but non the less, a good standing shag.

I've had a one legged gal, leg amputated above the knee.

I'm currently occasionally banging a seriously scared burn survivor. Helping her regain her sexual confidence.

Lexx1
10-26-23, 16:58
Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.Yeah it sucks when the chic is a dead fish in the sack. The dwarf I was talking to was a black chic and sounded like a freak with what she liked in the sack. Shame I wasn't able to tap her little ass.

Lexx1
10-26-23, 17:36
Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.The deaf chic I had an arrangement going with was a curvy light skinned Latina. She was pretty hot with big natural DD tits and a juicy ass to match, slim waist. The voice as you mentioned was trippy. Had to write stuff down sometimes on a notepad to tell her what to do. But for the most part fucking is fucking and basic hand motions is usually all you need. The trippy part was once I got that pussy wet was her moaning sounds which can be kinda weird sounding from a deaf chic. But at least I knew she was enjoying herself with me and cumming. She could ride a dick and seeing that ass pound down on me and her tits bouncing was a hot sight to see. Happy she was cool with me taking pics and video. Love revisiting those vids to see that action.

I've worked with a couple of good looking East Indian chics. One was fuckin hot but had a fiance. The other was a close teammate at the time on the same team. She was pretty but best part was her juicy ass. I used to flirt with her all the time but that was it. Nice one for you having that Indian booty to have fun with at home.

Thanks for the good luck. There's a cute White chic dwarf that favorited me on Seeking so that hopefully will happen finally. East Indian pussy I'm still working on.