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12-31-99, 20:00
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LittleJohnny12
12-20-16, 23:26
I noticed no posts in here and thought I'd try and spark some conversation. First, we all know there really aren't any strip clubs in VB, just bikini GoGo clubs. But I still don't mind stopping at one now and again for a drink or two. Let's hear your thought on VBs clubs.

Minx. On Oceana. This place has been though a lot of changes. The girls are hit and miss but some real nice ones. Usually a larger crowd though, so it costs a little to catch their attention. Honestly, not my favorite. They seem to think they are a top notch DC club, and try to charge accordingly, but at least IMHO, are not much better than Mermaids.

Mermaids. On Potters road. A bit more run down and a little cramped compared to Minx, but they live within their skin. I enjoy their wet T contests with crowd participation. They may not have the hottest dancer, but they have a good group and none that I would kick out of bed. Prices are much better and I actually have ordered decent food there. For me, this is the best club in VB overall.

LA's on Bonney? Just wondering if anyone has been to LA's semi recently? Last time I went it was basically a Russian drug den. Women were hot but I just had a feeling the DEA would be storming in any moment. I actually thought they closed but saw them open the other day.

Am I missing any other clubs in VB?

Johnny 5
12-21-16, 20:42
Am I missing any other clubs in VB?Is Cheetah's on Diamond Springs Rd. Still open? As for LA's, I drive past there often, and it seems like they don't keep consistent hours, as if they're not open every night. Maybe they are open but there are no cars in the parking lot, which is never a good sign.

Anyway, I stopped going to the clubs in VB a long time ago after I realized that you could see actual topless girls and get lap dances in Portsmouth and Chesapeake. I used to go to the location that is now Minx, but back then (three or four iterations ago) it was a branch of JB's. Those places can be fun with a group of buddies, but I went there once by myself, and it was one of the most depressing things ever.

LittleJohnny12
12-22-16, 08:10
Ahh, forgot about Cheetah's. I went there maybe twice and never saw a girl that didn't look strung out. Where LA's made me think high rent drug den, Cheetah's would be a place to share needles.

But overall, you're right about going alone. They can be some fun in a group. Overall the clubs in VB leave a lot to be desired.

The clubs in Chesapeake, aren't the 'topless' bars alcohol free? Seem to remember Headlights having to switch between the two bars to get a decent drink.

Johnny 5
12-22-16, 10:51
Ahh, forgot about Cheetah's. I went there maybe twice and never saw a girl that didn't look strung out. Where LA's made me think high rent drug den, Cheetah's would be a place to share needles.

But overall, you're right about going alone. They can be some fun in a group. Overall the clubs in VB leave a lot to be desired.

The clubs in Chesapeake, aren't the 'topless' bars alcohol free? Seem to remember Headlights having to switch between the two bars to get a decent drink.Unless things have changed in the past couple of years, places that are fully topless are alcohol free. Otherwise pasties were required in Chesapeake and Portsmouth. I recall Headlights getting into trouble a while ago because they were offering lap dances in the area where alcohol was served, and they challenged the ABC board about it. Check out this article:

http://pilotonline.com/news/topless-dancers-perform-as-legal-challenges-continue/article_1e73c2da-64ce-57e4-a80e-44bfb04cba9f.html

Another thing about those places that go fully topless (Lappers, Hot Seat, etc.) is that they could still allow smoking indoors because they weren't "restaurants". I'm not sure if that has changed either, but it was one of the reasons I stopped going out there.

Fly98
12-31-17, 20:19
Stopped by JB's at 7 on a weeknight. 4 girls. Something for everyone. Stayed for a beer. Didn't have on football and wasn't looking to hang out all night. Need to go back later on a weekend for a better assessment.

PercyWhite
01-08-18, 04:52
Stopped by JB's at 7 on a weeknight. 4 girls. Something for everyone. Stayed for a beer. Didn't have on football and wasn't looking to hang out all night. Need to go back later on a weekend for a better assessment.I wouldn't waste your time.

VetSD
12-11-19, 11:14
Stopped by JB's at 7 on a weeknight. 4 girls. Something for everyone. Stayed for a beer. Didn't have on football and wasn't looking to hang out all night. Need to go back later on a weekend for a better assessment.Come back and give us a report.

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03-18-20, 11:53
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Turbo99
07-28-20, 23:59
I recently stopped in Headlights Gold since I'm not really out in Portsmouth much and I was attempting to get little head wet in the pool and was unsuccessful. Good place, nice atmosphere. They have a VIP area for topless dances and that's where I ended up. The girls in there are really cool and down to earth. I may pop back in again soon.

WillNcDean
01-17-21, 04:49
Hey folks, traveling through VB. Any clubs in VB or nearby where extras or takeout tend to be available?

Thanks!

VBMax
08-09-21, 11:00
It's connected to a hotel but seems sketch. Any suggestions?

USNen
08-10-21, 16:42
It's connected to a hotel but seems sketch. Any suggestions?It's been years but the time's I've been there, it was pretty crappy. Feels dirty. Just my opinion tho.

KingKane
04-16-23, 07:47
It's connected to a hotel but seems sketch. Any suggestions?The girls are low quality.

Nkal89
11-02-23, 14:15
Hey y'all. Heading down that way in a couple of weeks. Looking for a recommendation of where to go. Would greatly appreciate any advice.

BasedBootyGod
11-02-23, 18:12
LOL VA doesn't do strip clubs. You may land some touching but will leave with blue balls. If you can even achieve that with these broke down looking girls.

Better off going to an AMP in VA.


Hey y'all. Heading down that way in a couple of weeks. Looking for a recommendation of where to go. Would greatly appreciate any advice.

Black Pelican
11-04-23, 08:33
Krystal's and Getaway a go go in Portsmouth are closed. The Headlights in Norfolk isn't open at 2 pm like it used to be. Not sure if they closed. But for $40 a lap dance, not fully nude, $120 will get you 12-15 minutes of basically nothing. 100-120 can get you an hour massage with a very nice ending. So I think the AMP is a good choice. It's no wonder the strip clubs are shutting down. They bring little to value.


LOL VA doesn't do strip clubs. You may land some touching but will leave with blue balls. If you can even achieve that with these broke down looking girls.

Better off going to an AMP in VA.

GAGuy2020
11-06-23, 22:14
My buddy use to be big in to P-town strip clubs before COVID. It's hard to get solid answers or any stability, but it seems to be most of them open only late night or weekends. Prices went wildly expensive with some of the smaller / cheaper joints closing so big places do $20 to $40 from research but more on the high end. Only good thing is that they might be more of a hands-on activity than before at that price but 3-5 dances in and ya might as well get an escort. Clubs still get ya better quality lookers and conversation but no extras or pulling one would be extremely difficult, expensive, or rare.


Krystal's and Getaway a go go in Portsmouth are closed. The Headlights in Norfolk isn't open at 2 pm like it used to be. Not sure if they closed. But for $40 a lap dance, not fully nude, $120 will get you 12-15 minutes of basically nothing. 100-120 can get you an hour massage with a very nice ending. So I think the AMP is a good choice. It's no wonder the strip clubs are shutting down. They bring little to value.

TrackGuy22
12-11-23, 12:41
Haven't been to a decent strip club in this state and frequent the AMP game instead. Got a couple buddies coming into town that mentioned Strip clubs. Is there anything decent even within a couple hours? Feel free to DM, thanks.