Massage Parlor Reports

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There are two Chinese massage parlors in Brownsville. Bother are legit places. The one at the mall is like every other mall massage parlor. They do somewhat of a decent job for the cost. No happy ending but the lady will venture close, teasing you. 60 an hour, you will be in your undies but it's nice and quiet.

The second massage parlor is on central, just look up Back page or Craigslist for directions. Now this place is what everyone expects a massage parlor to be. 70 bucks for a massage but you are naked this time. The lady does follow instructions a bit, (soft medium or hard). She is a mature woman. If you go for a massage, it's okay. If you go for a happy ending, you might be disappointed.

My experience traveling the world, the RGV is the worst place for a massage. Every massage is expensive, compared to $3 in the Philippines or $30 at Dubai. Yo7 r best bet is just to cross the border and try your luck over there for anything great.

One more thing. Harlingen is not in a forum, it's worse over there than Brownsville.

In my opinion, save your money for a vacation to Thailand.

[Soulspaz]

Just moved to the area. Harlingen, and boy do I want to cry how bad it is here. Anything anyone might know around here?


There are two Chinese massage parlors in Brownsville. Bother are legit places. The one at the mall is like every other mall massage parlor. They do somewhat of a decent job for the cost. No happy ending but the lady will venture close, teasing you. 60 an hour, you will be in your undies but it's nice and quiet.

The second massage parlor is on central, just look up Back page or Craigslist for directions. Now this place is what everyone expects a massage parlor to be. 70 bucks for a massage but you are naked this time. The lady does follow instructions a bit, (soft medium or hard). She is a mature woman. If you go for a massage, it's okay. If you go for a happy ending, you might be disappointed.

My experience traveling the world, the RGV is the worst place for a massage. Every massage is expensive, compared to $3 in the Philippines or $30 at Dubai. Yo7 r best bet is just to cross the border and try your luck over there for anything great..