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AceKing136
03-25-16, 17:45
Looks like this thread is dead, but happened to go to Swedish health spa for the first time. This is by far the worst experience I have ever come across. The place reaked of cigarette smoke and so did the fat old lady. They use gold bond lotion on you and I had to shower twice to get rid of the combination of all pungent smell all over me. Avoid at all costs, self rubout with porn is so much more worth it.
Many thanks for the info AceKing, I was planning on checking that place out. Thanks for saving me my time and money! Dick.
Looks like this thread is dead, but happened to go to Swedish health spa for the first time. This is by far the worst experience I have ever come across. The place reaked of cigarette smoke and so did the fat old lady. They use gold bond lotion on you and I had to shower twice to get rid of the combination of all pungent smell all over me. Avoid at all costs, self rubout with porn is so much more worth it.
AceKing136
03-26-16, 13:31
Many thanks for the info AceKing, I was planning on checking that place out. Thanks for saving me my time and money! Dick.Yw. Feel free to share any AMP in the area that you would recommend. I canceled one of my reg escort to save some bucks, and boy do I regret it.
Amp Rookie
03-29-16, 14:22
Yw. Feel free to share any AMP in the area that you would recommend. I canceled one of my reg escort to save some bucks, and boy do I regret it.There are good places all around you, just not anywhere near you. That is why the board is pretty empty. You best bet, and closest, is probably the one in Lewistown on silver moon lane. Not sure what they call it now. I don't get over that direction much these days. Also a newer YMMV place in greensburg if you look on BP or CL.
I assume you are suggesting Smile Spa (was 77 Spa, and before that Silvermoon) located on Silvermoon Lane, in Lewisburg. It's located on the west side of Rt 15, just north of Wal-Mart and the hospital. The smoking hot spinner Asian working there, named "Cookie" is a dream. Dick.
There are good places all around you, just not anywhere near you. That is why the board is pretty empty. You best bet, and closest, is probably the one in Lewistown on silver moon lane. Not sure what they call it now. I don't get over that direction much these days. Also a newer YMMV place in greensburg if you look on BP or CL.
LurkingDog
04-06-16, 21:00
Yw. Feel free to share any AMP in the area that you would recommend. I canceled one of my reg escort to save some bucks, and boy do I regret it.Ace. There's a place in State College that I have written about (not too far from Altoona) but it's not a sure thing by any means and would take an investment of a little time and money to score. If you're in the area and had the time and inclination, you might see how things go.
LD.
AceKing136
04-21-16, 21:34
Ace. There's a place in State College that I have written about (not too far from Altoona) but it's not a sure thing by any means and would take an investment of a little time and money to score. If you're in the area and had the time and inclination, you might see how things go.
LD.Thanks LD, hope it's not Mulan because that's legit biz. I think I know the place you are referring to.
LurkingDog
04-22-16, 12:32
Thanks LD, hope it's not Mulan because that's legit biz. I think I know the place you are referring to.Hey Ace. No, it's not Mulan. I just reported on my experience there. It's further up the road on Arherton -- I think it's called Healing Touch or something like that.
LD.
PaarmyGuy12
08-19-17, 11:29
I have considered stopping in a few times can anyone tell me if it is worthwhile to do so?
I have considered stopping in a few times can anyone tell me if it is worthwhile to do so?Do it! Whats it going to cost you 40-60 the worst that can happen is a bad massage.
Do it! Whats it going to cost you 40-60 the worst that can happen is a bad massage.SWedish isn't bad. Isn't great. Depends on which girl. House rate plus a few extra gets a HJ. FS was offered but she wasn't very attractive.
It's next to a bar and a few of my buddies were drinking about a week later. Went back tipsy and did FS. Depends on what you want. Most are older chubbier.
I'll probably go back.
SWedish isn't bad. Isn't great. Depends on which girl. House rate plus a few extra gets a HJ. FS was offered but she wasn't very attractive.
It's next to a bar and a few of my buddies were drinking about a week later. Went back tipsy and did FS. Depends on what you want. Most are older chubbier.
I'll probably go back.Anyone try that yet?
Anyone try that yet?I can give some info on Gracious Massage in Duncansville if you want to PM me.
There is slim to no choices in Altoona, but I can say Fortune is worth going if you're wanting a decent massage and HJ / HE.
Member #6260
03-11-19, 13:58
Gracious elements massage was always good to me, I went there probably 10 times or so in a few months. Massage and service was the same every time. Good massage, decent teasing but then more massage after the tease so she'd have to start all over on the flip. Under the clothing on top roaming was it. Never made any progress, first visit was the same as the last.
Went to deejai Thai massage out near the campus. The inside was set up like a clinic, and the young girl was working as the receptionist for an older masseuse. I think you'd have a better chance at extras from your hairdresser. That said the massage was phenomenal and they are not messing around about the deep tissue. If you've ever wondered what the hell that girl is trying to do before the flip though, it's an excellent place to find out what they where trying to do.
JunkHunter
07-25-19, 19:06
Was traveling down into H-burg and decided to try the new location they had down in the diamond. Walked into the dinky old townhouse they re-purposed and they only had one room separated off by some curtains and temp walls. Masseuse didn't have the best English but managed to communicate fine. The massage itself was pretty rough but there was some good teasing. Only offered SS on the flip but she seemed like she could be convinced to help. She really wasn't doing it for me and she was pretty hard on the massage so at that point I just wanted out of there.
ChevyMan6772
02-09-20, 01:29
https://tryst.link/escort/mistress-lyra-luxe I've seen her ads just curious.
Anyone been to Asian Massage on Scalp Avenue and would you recommend it?
Anyone been to Asian Massage on Scalp Avenue and would you recommend it?About two years ago, one and done, save your $$.
Anyone been to fortune lately? I haven't been for a few months and was just wondering if Andy and the girl with glasses were still there or if they moved new girls in yet?
Anyone been to fortune lately? I haven't been for a few months and was just wondering if Andy and the girl with glasses were still there or if they moved new girls in yet?I was there last Friday. The older woman with glasses is who I saw. I don't know who Andy is, but there was a younger woman (very short, but with long hair) there as well.
I was there last Friday. The older woman with glasses is who I saw. I don't know who Andy is, but there was a younger woman (very short, but with long hair) there as well.Thank you. Fortune was my go to spot but it's around an hour drive for me. Pittsburgh isn't much further and I've been exploring down there recently. Do you know if that gracious place in Duncansville is still open?
Thank you. Fortune was my go to spot but it's around an hour drive for me. Pittsburgh isn't much further and I've been exploring down there recently. Do you know if that gracious place in Duncansville is still open?I was at Gracious Massage back in August. Not sure if they're still open now. I never went back though because the massage wasn't very good and I didn't get my full hour.
I was at Gracious Massage back in August. Not sure if they're still open now. I never went back though because the massage wasn't very good and I didn't get my full hour.This area seems pretty dry. I've tried the 2 in Johnstown and 1 visit was enough for me.
Called gracious massage to book an appointment and to my surprise she said she closed at 10 but would wait for me if I'd definitely come. It was a really foggy drive the other night and as I was getting off the exit she called to make sure I was still on my way. I got there a little after 10. It was a nice relaxing massage and I enjoyed that she waited for me I'm not used to that. A few days later I went to fortune for the first time in a few months and was happy to see my regular girl was still there. I throughly enjoy her hands. Always a great massage.
Anyone ever go see Olga at the Russian massage place?
Anyone ever go see Olga at the Russian massage place?This lady is a nut job. That's all I'm going to say. Lets just say though. I went to her one time and in 5 minutes I asked where the restroom was and high tailed it out of there!
This lady is a nut job. That's all I'm going to say. Lets just say though. I went to her one time and in 5 minutes I asked where the restroom was and high tailed it out of there!That bad? I can deal with a nut job if she can give me a nut job haha.
LurkingDog
06-16-21, 17:18
So I happened to be near this part of the state and saw this potentially interesting establishment. Calling the number leads to a voice message that invites you to send an email or to text; I chose the latter. I heard back after about 45 minutes and discovered that she did not have any availability on the same day (which I took to be a good sign) but set something up for later in the week establishing a date and time.
Now it's later in the week and I drive to the place. It has all the signage that you would expect but the door was all locked up. Multiple texts go unanswered. Just weird. I guess Chappy was right. Be forewarned.
LD.
Anyone been to fortune massage lately? Heard there was a new girl was wondering how she looked. Used to go there a lot when Andy was there but I don't want old lady's finishing me off.
C L Hunter
04-08-22, 08:59
Anyone been to fortune massage lately? Heard there was a new girl was wondering how she looked. Used to go there a lot when Andy was there but I don't want old lady's finishing me off.I was finally in Altoona alone where I had a chance to see Sunny for an hour at Fortune. Nice slender body but couldn't really see her face with the mask on. Standard massage with excellent light touch teasing on back and front. Left very satisfied with her massage. 2 complaints though. The 'pirogi guy' restaurant's tv was very loud and took away some of the relaxing ambiance Sunny provided. I'll plan to go later in the day when it's closed next time. Second, Sunny did this awkward jumping motion at the end of the massage which again distracted me. It was really bizarre and I politely asked her to stop. These were minor things so I'll definitely be back.
Are there any other places similar to Fortune around?
I can recommend Li's Asian Massage in Carlisle for those that travel that way. 4 Hand massage was awesome but pricey. Worth it though.
C L Hunter
08-17-23, 10:01
I've been going to Asian Massage Spa for the past few months and all I've had were really good massages. They are relaxing and still a little sexy while rubbing your butt. That gets me going wishing there were a little more. No offers and I've never asked. I do all the usual things to let them know I'm interested but they are all business. They even have a sign saying not to ask for extras LOL.
If anybody has had any experiences there I'd appreciate it if you'd share them via PM so I know how to ask for.
Thanks!
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