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FondDume
06-26-17, 13:43
Recently in Las Cruces for work. Tried Missouri Ave and got more than I dreamed of. Thin mid 30's nice lady who spoke no English but knew how to translate with phone. Two days later tried Foothills Rd as it was 2nd day open. Complete rip-off with a guy working also. One hour was actually 25 minutes. Table shower was shower was wash yourself in a normal shower. Overweight tall non Asian. Really would like to visit Missouri Ave again.

Panache
07-05-17, 15:41
http://newmexico.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/575-808-9329-10-off-ot-young-ot-new/8535348

Any info on this place?

Huntrdog64
05-27-19, 04:43
Going to be passing through in the next month or two and was wondering if anyone could recommend a place for me to visit. FS not necessary but native american or latino a major plus.

Thanks.

BeerMan309
08-24-19, 20:59
The MP on Wyatt Dr. In Las Cruces is great. The asian lady has big tits and will do FS. I just got a BJ with a condom but it was good. I want to get FS next time because she is pretty hot. I will go back for sure.

Agamemnon96
01-27-20, 02:57
Went to the place on Idaho ave (namesake of the place). Went in for half hour, not the best massage, but I sent all the right signs, and got FS. The lady was younger (20's I think) Asian, good looking and nice body.

BeatingBreaks
02-16-21, 16:37
After looking around here some historicals, I found the number of this place and gave a call. Woman told me they were open and no one was waiting. Got there, knocked on the interior door and was met by a cute 40's petite Asian in a short skirted dress. Asked for an hour, and was led back to a room on the right. Super dark inside, but had the heater on and looked clean. She left and I dressed down. She came back and immediately removed the towel. She started an ok massage, but nothing special. After about 5-min I let my hands roam a bit to let her know what I was there for. Once she got her way to my leg massage, she worked her hands under and began a nice HJ from behind. I flipped and she asked what I wanted. I wanted it all and we went back and forth on price, eventually settling on a bill. She left, got the hoodie and came back. Hiked up skirt and lowered top. She laid back on the table and let me pound it standing. Cute little titties were sampled. Finished up, got a hot towel and dressed again. Was out of there in 45 min total. Total damage was 1. 6. I would return. For a small town, not too bad.

Nomadica
07-08-21, 17:53
I think it's hilarious it's next door to a Girl Scout office.

DkPersonal
09-20-21, 12:40
This is the name of the massage place on idaho next to the girl scouts. It's a clean place, a little warm in there but the massage was about a 5/10 and the flip was almost no negotiation, which I like. The masseuse was nice, an AMP 6 in looks, and didn't make it feel overly business like. Don't know if I would return but I can say without a doubt that compared to the other places around this town, this is about as good as it gets. I cruised and took a peek in a lot of the other ones and I have to say, Yikes!, only if you are really, really hard up.

AnimalCookie
11-19-21, 10:21
This is the name of the massage place on idaho next to the girl scouts. It's a clean place, a little warm in there but the massage was about a 5/10 and the flip was almost no negotiation, which I like. The masseuse was nice, an AMP 6 in looks, and didn't make it feel overly business like. Don't know if I would return but I can say without a doubt that compared to the other places around this town, this is about as good as it gets. I cruised and took a peek in a lot of the other ones and I have to say, Yikes!, only if you are really, really hard up.I would like to concur with this post with mostly the same results at Crystal Spa. Why mostly. Don't expect new sheets on the table. You would hope that they could change the sheets between customers, but they don't. I would say it appears clean, but I observed them just straightening the sheets after my visit. House fee is standard, ratings on the provider is same as above, no negotiations needed. Finished with a great arm and scalp massage.

AnimalCookie
11-24-21, 09:26
Recently in Las Cruces for work. Tried Missouri Ave and got more than I dreamed of.I tried the Missouri Ave. Massage. Massage was about a 1/10. She ask if I wanted medium or soft. I said medium or hard, the best I received was light touch. Don't go there for a massage.

You can go there for something else though. On the flip she motioned HJ, I shook my head no and indicated FS, she wanted to negotiate, but I grabbed what I was willing to give up and she looked it over and ask for more. I said that is all I had, and she took it. She was mid 30's, probably a 5/10 on the looks. I would not go back because the massage was so poor.

Grimmy23
01-03-22, 10:28
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newmexico/lascruces/72871230

I'll be in LC for a weekend next month. If this one is legit she might be worth a try, but not sure if it's too good to be true or not. She's just ok looking and a little thick based on the pics, but for the price for no time limit fun she may be serviceable. Debating whether to give her a shot or to just go to Crystal Spa when I get into town.

There's a few others with ads on the same site but they either look fake or they're not actually in LC.

AnimalCookie
01-12-22, 10:32
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/newmexico/lascruces/72871230

I'll be in LC for a weekend next month. If this one is legit she might be worth a try, but not sure if it's too good to be true or not. She's just ok looking and a little thick based on the pics, but for the price for no time limit fun she may be serviceable. Debating whether to give her a shot or to just go to Crystal Spa when I get into town.

There's a few others with ads on the same site but they either look fake or they're not actually in LC.She looks like her pictures. She is clean and smelled fresh. Be prepared for dark (everything done in the dark) at her insistence. If you want something quick, the price is a bit lower. If all you want is FS, it's a better choice than an AMP. If you are looking for FSBB, that is also an option.

AnimalCookie
01-12-22, 10:43
I tried getting a 30 minute massage here. Massage I would rate a 2/10. Skip this place if you actually need a massage. She had mask on the entire time. I would rate her, from what I could see a 5/10, mostly on the body. She was probably in the upper 30's. She offered a HJ on the flip, I shook my head and touched her. She said $. 6, I shook my head, she came down to $. 4 next. I said $, and she accepted that. She left and returned with cover. She didn't like my size so if you are endowed, skip this place since she will limit your movement.

Grimmy23
01-12-22, 18:14
She looks like her pictures. She is clean and smelled fresh. Be prepared for dark (everything done in the dark) at her insistence. If you want something quick, the price is a bit lower. If all you want is FS, it's a better choice than an AMP. If you are looking for FSBB, that is also an option.I will probably see Martha when I'm in town. After searching around a lot I also found this one: https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/las-cruces-10416222 Know anything about her? She's outcall only which may work out well for me. Texted her from a fake number and she seems legit.

Grimmy23
01-14-22, 18:24
I will probably see Martha when I'm in town. After searching around a lot I also found this one: https://backpagegals.com/escorts/female-escorts/las-cruces-10416222 Know anything about her? She's outcall only which may work out well for me. Texted her from a fake number and she seems legit.Jezebelle: https://las-cruces.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/latin/hellsbelles-aka-jezebelle-yumm/477798124396 I traded texts with her from a burner number as if I wanted to book. She's legit. Working outcall only right now. Charges 240 for an hour outcall which is probably pretty expensive for Cruces but still a good deal based on other parts of the country where you can easily pay 300 and up. Did a lot of digging on her. Not sure why she's in Cruces now but she moved from Sacramento. Found some reviews on her from her days in Sacramento and they're all solid and say she can really rock your world. She also seems open to back door action if you're into that (it's a bucket list thing for me so I might just try).

There's others with recent reviews in LC, but most aren't returning texts, or are blatantly fake (caution: One number I saw advertised rings through to "Special Agent Chavez from LCPD. " Others texted back and said they wanted $80 deposits to secure the appointment, and when I ignored them they started texting back death threats and pictures of dismembered bodies. So I advise using a burner number to communicate with these people. Download a texting app that assigns you a random phone number. It's much safer). There's another one on tryst. Link advertising as "Hailes" who supposedly is an art student at NMSU, but she wants exorbitant fees and she has way too many tats for my liking (otherwise a cute girl though). Excessive tats and piercings are a turnoff for me.

So as of today, the options are Martha, the other Latina BBW I linked in my previous post, Jezebelle, and the various AMPs in town. I have a lot of experience with AMPs across the country and they're usually just meh, so I don't plan on visiting any in LC. I'll be in town first weekend in February and will most likely see Martha plus one of the other two in my time there. I kind of like having them come to my hotel room so they're in my environment instead of theirs. We will see how it plays out.

AnimalCookie
01-27-22, 10:52
I made a 30 minute visit to Leisure Massage for an Asian massage. "Monica" was the provider. I would estimate her age to be mid 30's. When I walked in she didn't have a mask on but she wore one the entire session. I provided her with the 1/2 hour rate, and she immediately ask for a tip. I said I would tip later.

I would rate her massage skills at a 7/10. On the flip it was light touch and with JR responding she whispered in my ear something I didn't understand. I touched her in the right spot and she said $ . 40, I said no, $, she said $ . 20, I said no, all I had was $. She accepted, but said next time bring more money.

AnimalCookie
01-27-22, 11:09
There is an AMP on E. Lohman in a multi-unit building. The address is 525 and is advertised on STG's. The Asian lady that Greeted me was about 55 to 60. I inquired about the prices knowing that I would pass if she was doing the massage. She gave me the standard pricing for LC, . 40, for the 1/2, . 60 for the hour.

Since the individual who greets you is almost always the one who does the massage, I passed.

AnimalCookie
02-04-22, 09:53
I visited Asian Massage on Linden Ave. I went by this place and saw a small SUV parked out front and had skipped it thinking that another person was getting a massage, but the same vehicle was there the next day and decided to give it a try.

She told me her name was Lisa. The 30 minute massage for. 4 was OK, probably a 6 out of 10. Lisa wore her mask the entire time. Hard to guess her age, but I would say mid-30's. On the flip she avoided directly touching JR, but as he responded to her light touches, the negotiation started. When I indicated I wanted FS, she said $ . 4, I told her all I had was $. She eventually understood that was all I had and said next time bring more. She returned with a cover and got on the table.

I've been at this location a couple of times prior to this visit, with similar results.

Grimmy23
02-05-22, 17:18
I was in Cruces for the weekend and had a little time on my hands, so decided to check it out. One thing I've learned about AMPs over the years is it doesn't matter much what city you're in, they're all the same effing thing. When you visit an AMP you generally expect a half-assed massage from an "ok looking" Asian woman in her mid-30's to late 40's, awkward negotiation after you flip, then whatever finish you chose (HJ, BJ, or FS). Once in a while you get surprised by a young hottie, but that's a rarity. Crystal Spa is no different. Got a decent looking (not hot, but decent) Chinese provider who I estimated to be in her mid 30's. I'd rate the massage to be about a 6/10 by AMP standards. Flipped, and immediate negotiation. I started with 100, she made a pouty face and said 130, I said 100 is all I have, and she giggled and said ok. Dress came off, she put a cover on with her mouth and give about 2 minutes worth of BJ, then climbed on and rode me to a finish. All in all not too bad for 140 total damage, by AMP standards that is. For the most part I'm done with the AMP habit because, as I said, they're all pretty much the same freaking thing. I'm just shocked that Las Cruces has a few of them now. I went to school here back in the day when the Lamplighter (strip club) opened and the city lost its shit over it and ran it out of town within a couple months.

On a side note I also saw Martha (scroll down a few reviews) and can't say I recommend her. She's cheap. Currently charging 80 for a session. But she's kind of ghetto and seemed like she was whacked out on something. Answered the door naked and was ready to go, talked nonstop about her "bitchass ex husband" who dumped her, used the words fucking asshole a lot, and pretty much wanted it over with as quickly as possible. There aren't a lot of places where you can get FS for 80, so there's that. She won't do anything for you though. Pretty much lays there and takes it.

AnimalCookie
04-13-22, 08:15
I had this dream that I went to Health Massage where I met Lili. Standard massage costs for LC. I would rate her a 7 or 8 out of 10 with a nice body and wearing a dress. She was probably 30, but wore a mask the entire time, and probably weighed 110#. Her english wasn't great. I received a nice massage, probably 6 or 7 out of 10. There was some light teasing before the flip. When I flipped over, she indicated HJ or FS via motions. I indicated FS. I went and grabbed $. And she walked out. When she returned, she removed her panties, put on the cover, got on the table for the mish position and had was completely shaved. We finished up. Too bad it was just a dream because I had to wake up.

AnimalCookie
07-22-22, 16:24
I visited Asian Massage a few days ago on Linden. The person who greeted me was 50+, possibly over 60. I turned around and left.

AnimalCookie
07-26-22, 18:35
I had a visit to Crystal Spa last week. Massage was ok, nothing special. Provider was probably mid-30's. No mask. She said her name was Mila. Upon flip, she ask what I wanted. I indicated FS. She requested $ . 4. With the poor English, I thought it best to just hand her $, which was accepted without further discussion. Cover was already on hand, I think she had it tucked into her top! She took a pounding without complaints.

Limerence
08-07-22, 14:59
Was in the area for work so I figures I would try a local place. Went to 3 A. A little different setup. The doors are covered in paper, then there is a big dark curtain right behind them you have to move out of the way. Standard rate for hr. Average massage. Cute lady named Lily or LiLi. On the flip was offered HE or FS only. Mask would not come off. Left satisfied.

BeerMan309
12-02-22, 22:58
Had a dream I went to the Crystal Spa today. She was wearing a mask so it was hard to tell how old she was but her body was pretty nice and tits were great. Got the 40 minute massage which was not terrible but not great either. On the flip she motioned for FS or HJ. I only had 40 so HJ it was. Left very happy. Will go back soon for FS.

Casper101
12-04-22, 11:15
Had a dream I went to the Crystal Spa today. She was wearing a mask so it was hard to tell how old she was but her body was pretty nice and tits were great. Got the 40 minute massage which was not terrible but not great either. On the flip she motioned for FS or HJ. I only had 40 so HJ it was. Left very happy. Will go back soon for FS.Did she mention cost for FS?

BeerMan309
12-09-22, 02:06
Did she mention cost for FS?I would imagine $ would be fine.

MiYungDong
02-17-23, 17:45
Only one girl working and I'm hard pressed to think back about any AMP who was hotter. Incredible tits, no baby marks, great figure, and I'd say early 30's, but the positives stop there. Just a rub, which was almost all back, and on the flip, she immediately motioned option of HJ or FS, and based on that body, FS was an easy choice, however, she went above and beyond the typical sterilized "no fingers", she even freaked out when I touched the cover. She did absolutely nothing to get willie nice and hard but rather put on the cover and then tried to shove me in half staff. By then, I understand that this is going to be one girl who wants things done in 3 minutes which is exactly what happened, and to the point of being ridiculous when she started asking every 15 seconds, "finished?", followed by her tone of irritation when I said no. I got so tired of her asking "finished?" that for the 1st tme in my life, I told a provider to shush. I think about that body and I think repeat, but when I think about what I'd get, I say no. Damage, house and fees, 2 c notes.

BeerMan309
06-05-23, 15:08
I think it's called Swan massage or something like that. There were three working and the best looking one took me back. 40 for a 30 minute decent massage and 40 on the flip. Very good looking lady, late 20's to early 30's with a nice body and tits.

Limerence
08-11-23, 12:05
Had a visit here recently and drew Kitty. Older lass, but still has a decent figure. Had a good time and the tip was about average for things. OPen menu. Would return.

BeerMan309
08-14-23, 20:01
I went to the Crystal Spa today and got a terrible 30 minute massage, paid 100 for extra curricular activities and someone else came while I was doing my thing. She stopped and let him into a room across the hall then she told me to wait in my room so she could take care of the other guy. Pissed me off so I left and will never go back. She wasn't very good looking anyways and had a lot of fat on her belly and a loose jay jay. Stay away from this place.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/las-cruces/massage/asian/-new-girl-kiss69sexy-girls--57/262881563645

AnimalCookie
08-17-23, 00:21
I went to the Crystal Spa today and got a terrible 30 minute massage, paid 100 for extra curricular activities and someone else came while I was doing my thing. She stopped and let him into a room across the hall then she told me to wait in my room so she could take care of the other guy. Pissed me off so I left and will never go back. She wasn't very good looking anyways and had a lot of fat on her belly and a loose jay jay. Stay away from this place.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/las-cruces/massage/asian/-new-girl-kiss69sexy-girls--57/262881563645I have to agree with you. I was there last week, and she said her name was "Julie". I had to ask her again to see if I heard her right. Massage was not good. Also wanted 1 for covered extra. She definitely had LPS, making difficult to finish the job. Avoid this place until she is replaced.

AnimalCookie
08-17-23, 00:28
I made another visit to Health Massage early last week. I saw Bayla. She has a hot body. The only thing that I didn't like about her appearance was the shoulder length hair. I like it longer. She was nice and tight. I tried to repeat, but on Friday another monger was going in so I went to Crystal Spa. Big mistake.

I really could get addicted to Bayla.

ReyMysterio
10-26-23, 22:20
Had a dream SWIM went to the Massage place in Anthony NM for a 30 minute session, standard price for the area. Tiny lady, A's and not much of an ass, maybe 40-50 years old, but good looking for her age I think. Massage was light and not very thorough, but she was a little playful once I started feeling around when I was face down. On the flip she massaged my chest, and once she saw junior rising she went straight to town with her hands. Once junior popped she wiped me down with a nice hot towel and gave me a kiss on the forehead. Lovely lady and gave me a big hug on the way out. Would definitely repeat. Once I woke up from the dream I realized she didn't really suggest or ask for a tip, but I gave her a generous one anyway.