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Looks like I'll be putting the first Palmdale post in the "Palmdale Section". I don't know why we've been posting them in "CA-Other Areas" so if I'm doing something wrong let me know. I stopped the hobby for a bit but I'm back at it. First and foremost the highly demanded Katie, sorry I haven't gotten back to all your PM's about her number but I just wasn't avidly on here and none of her numbers are no longer in service (all 4 that I had). She'll come back around so just be patient fellow monger's. Now let's get to business.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/massage-therapistcompanion/53200712

I saw Maryjane the other day. Great service awesome. YMMV though, I'm young, confident in my looks, and I'm a very humble person so maybe that's why my experience went so well. I come from the SFV mongering seen and been doing this for a while, this one was a deal. Anyway, I hit her up through text she responds a littles delayed with back and forth messaging but I was patient becasue I knew she was one of those girls, and experienced mongers will know what I mean by just the way her ad is. She hits me with. 8 for everything, sweet talk her to. 4 and she agrees. Before I get there she messages me saying if I can do. 6 that she will hook me up, I give her some bs story. 4 is all I can do so she agrees. I get to her place at EZ 8 in East side of town. Place is clean but smells like pot wich I don't mind at all. She looks just like her pictures but a little bit prettier, BUT she dresses like a tomboy. I didn't mind the boy clothes at all because I knew she would be naked. She asks if I'm in a rush because she was waiting for her friend to drop of something. I said no, 15 minutes later friend never came, she takes her clothes of and body is 7/10 which is good. No BJ wich had me a little puzzled but the sex was completely worth it. She lays back spreads her legs to what is the best vag I've seen in a while (small and tight) start pounding she starts moaning and really enjoying it. 5 minutes in she's soaking wet and starts to grab my butt and kissing my neck. We turn over and my goodness! She starts to ride me good and hard, she's moaning hand on my chest while she's grinding hard and her other hand on left boob as she bites her lip. It's hard to find girls that really REALLY know how to ride (non mechanical) and she definitely knew what she was doing. I get up to stop from popping the cap and do doggy. She arches her back and her nice small firm round booty in the air I insert and start to pound. Still soaking wet at this point. I don't know what it is about darker than surface butthole's that get me going but they do. She had one of those so I just slide my thumb in there without asking, she grabs my wrist but does not pull my thumb out so I insist on putting my two fingers in there as I'm pumping her pussy still in doggy position. Ask her to get on top she rides me good again and she pops then I pop. She's gives a couple good more rides after the pop then we both just lay in exhaust heavily breathing. Tell her I left my donation on the desk, she asks my name and tell her maybe next time and I'm off. Total GFE hear. I highly suggest you hit her up she really seems like she can use the funds, def a bargain just don't be an ahole. Also will post info on another UTR gem I found really young and just too good to be true. Once I see someone else post another proper Palmdale report I'll give info on this new UTR GEM.

[AvIndian]

Looks like I'll be putting the first Palmdale post in the "Palmdale Section". I don't know why we've been posting them in "CA-Other Areas" so if I'm doing something wrong let me know. I stopped the hobby for a bit but I'm back at it. First and foremost the highly demanded Katie, sorry I haven't gotten back to all your PM's about her number but I just wasn't avidly on here and none of her numbers are no longer in service (all 4 that I had). She'll come back around so just be patient fellow monger's. Now let's get to business.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/massage-therapistcompanion/53200712

I saw Maryjane the other day. Great service awesome. YMMV though, I'm young, confident in my looks, and I'm a very humble person so maybe that's why my experience went so well. I come from the SFV mongering seen and been doing this for a while, this one was a deal. Anyway, I hit her up through text she responds a littles delayed with back and forth messaging but I was patient becasue I knew she was one of those girls, and experienced mongers will know what I mean by just the way her ad is. She hits me with. 8 for everything, sweet talk her to. 4 and she agrees. Before I get there she messages me saying if I can do. 6 that she will hook me up, I give her some bs story. 4 is all I can do so she agrees. I get to her place at EZ 8 in East side of town. Place is clean but smells like pot wich I don't mind at all. She looks just like her pictures but a little bit prettier, BUT she dresses like a tomboy. I didn't mind the boy clothes at all because I knew she would be naked. She asks if I'm in a rush because she was waiting for her friend to drop of something. I said no, 15 minutes later friend never came, she takes her clothes of and body is 7/10 which is good. No BJ wich had me a little puzzled but the sex was completely worth it. She lays back spreads her legs to what is the best vag I've seen in a while (small and tight) start pounding she starts moaning and really enjoying it. 5 minutes in she's soaking wet and starts to grab my butt and kissing my neck. We turn over and my goodness! She starts to ride me good and hard, she's moaning hand on my chest while she's grinding hard and her other hand on left boob as she bites her lip. It's hard to find girls that really REALLY know how to ride (non mechanical) and she definitely knew what she was doing. I get up to stop from popping the cap and do doggy. She arches her back and her nice small firm round booty in the air I insert and start to pound. Still soaking wet at this point. I don't know what it is about darker than surface butthole's that get me going but they do. She had one of those so I just slide my thumb in there without asking, she grabs my wrist but does not pull my thumb out so I insist on putting my two fingers in there as I'm pumping her pussy still in doggy position. Ask her to get on top she rides me good again and she pops then I pop. She's gives a couple good more rides after the pop then we both just lay in exhaust heavily breathing. Tell her I left my donation on the desk, she asks my name and tell her maybe next time and I'm off. Total GFE hear. I highly suggest you hit her up she really seems like she can use the funds, def a bargain just don't be an ahole. Also will post info on another UTR gem I found really young and just too good to be true. Once I see someone else post another proper Palmdale report I'll give info on this new UTR GEM.Hey Maximus I sent you a message a few months back. PM me I've got some info I'd be willing to share.

[BbbjAddiction]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/65-tall-natural-redhead-longest-legs-on-backpage-661576-7072-50-qk-special/44955904

Not worth it. Cheap and cheap. Tall yes but not too great looking with not the greatest CBJ either. Got the 50 special and when I asked for FS she said ten more. But as she was undressing I said let's stick with this boring mouth I guess. Don't unless you need need a nut off.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/winterwinter-winter/38975437
I really like winter good mouth great tits and ass private incall and a great time. She is my go to in AV

[Easy Going 8]

What was the damage on winter?

[MatureAdrim]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/65-tall-natural-redhead-longest-legs-on-backpage-661576-7072-50-qk-special/44955904

Not worth it. Cheap and cheap. Tall yes but not too great looking with not the greatest CBJ either. Got the 50 special and when I asked for FS she said ten more. But as she was undressing I said let's stick with this boring mouth I guess. Don't unless you need need a nut off.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/winterwinter-winter/38975437
I really like winter good mouth great tits and ass private incall and a great time. She is my go to in AVI tried the 6'5" chick also, annette, she agreed 100 for the hour, with 2 finishes. After I came the first time she said I don't think you can go again. I told her I could so I got hard.

Again and started to fuck her again and she said you won't cum, so that's it, after 5 min on the second go. She is terrible don't bother.

[SaltyDog]

http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tall-redhead-661-576-7072/67760338

Seen her add she's in Lancaster. Any of you guys been there for a visit? Thinking a really tall woman like that might be fun. Any Intel on her would be greatly appreciated.

[AvIndian]

http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/tall-redhead-661-576-7072/67760338

Seen her add she's in Lancaster. Any of you guys been there for a visit? Thinking a really tall woman like that might be fun. Any Intel on her would be greatly appreciated.AVOID HER. Not worth visiting.

[BallerzXX818]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexyyy-sweetalyssa/68760687

First review here. Many more to come. I texted Alyssa for availability. She was available and we discussed time / damage.

We agreed on the time. She gave me the cross-streets to the motel. Texted her once there and she gave me the name of the motel.

Texted her once I got there and she texted me the room number. I saw an african american male walk out as I was looking for the room.

She opened the door and she's a bit more busted than what her pictures show. I walked in to the room which was filled with marijuana smoke.

I don't mind it but just unexpected. We introduced ourselves with a hug and she verified I wasnt LEO. I placed the donation on the table.

She brought out the jimmy and we both undressed. Very robotic. No emotion. I layed on the bed and she placed the placed the jimmy on and started going to town.

The BJ was good, I thought I was in for something good. I got solid and I asked if she could ride me, she said she doesn't ride as it hurts.

I asked for doggy and she said she didn't do that either. Only position she was willing was missionary. She was robotic, looking at the TV. Mind you I'm 6. 5".

She was dry I tried to use saliva and she said no saliva.

I said lube it up, she doesn't use lube. So it was real dry and suddenly I felt that it felt different I look at the jimmy and it was ripped. I was going bareback without noticing.

Like a gentleman, I advise of this. This was 12 minutes after I walked in through that door. I said lets get another condom she said she didn't have any. I said okay let me get one from my car and she said no times up.

Couldn't argue with her as her pimp was waiting in his car outside in the parking lot. I courteously advised her of the jimmy ripping and instead of her thanking me she kicks me out. WTF.

I would not bother with her again, ever. Just a heads up.

[BallerzXX818]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexyyy-sweetalyssa/68760687

First review here. Many more to come. I texted Alyssa for availability. She was available and we discussed time / damage.

We agreed on the time. She gave me the cross-streets to the motel. Texted her once there and she gave me the name of the motel.

Texted her once I got there and she texted me the room number. I saw an african american male walk out as I was looking for the room.

She opened the door and she's a bit more busted than what her pictures show. I walked in to the room which was filled with marijuana smoke.

I don't mind it but just unexpected. We introduced ourselves with a hug and she verified I wasnt LEO. I placed the donation on the table.

She brought out the jimmy and we both undressed. Very robotic. No emotion. I layed on the bed and she placed the placed the jimmy on and started going to town.

The BJ was good, I thought I was in for something good. I got solid and I asked if she could ride me, she said she doesn't ride as it hurts.

I asked for doggy and she said she didn't do that either. Only position she was willing was missionary. She was robotic, looking at the TV. Mind you I'm 6. 5".

She was dry I tried to use saliva and she said no saliva.

I said lube it up, she doesn't use lube. So it was real dry and suddenly I felt that it felt different I look at the jimmy and it was ripped. I was going bareback without noticing.

Like a gentleman, I advise of this. This was 12 minutes after I walked in through that door. I said lets get another condom she said she didn't have any. I said okay let me get one from my car and she said no times up.

Couldn't argue with her as her pimp was waiting in his car outside in the parking lot. I courteously advised her of the jimmy ripping and instead of her thanking me she kicks me out. WTF.

I would not bother with her again, ever. Just a heads up.Looks like me previous link didn't work here's another: http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hiiii-gentlemenn-gorgeous-bigbootyalyssa/62862164.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/baddest-in-town-gentleman-come-play/65760593

Area code 951 but in Lancaster. Avoid this dissapointment.

[BallerzXX818]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-young-super-hot-and-kinky/68210218

I saw Milli today. I should have stayed home. Texted her for availability. Agreed on qq and price. She told me where she was at so I headed out to Palmdale blvd to a crappy RRI motel. I texted her when I got there. She asked if I could wait 20 minutes. No problem I waited 20 minutes.

I texted her 30 minutes after like can I come up or should I go? She said give me 5 minutes. She then called me and walked me through on how to get to her room. She was waiting for me at the door. She is pregnant, I would say about 4 months. At first I had my doubts but then again never been with a pregnant woman and her ad stated "kinky" so I was like why not.

She let me in and went on the bed and sat. Didn't say anything. So I was like soooo what's up? She said let's do this. I said do what? I said are you LEO? She said no. I had to grab her hand and put it on my crotch cause this girl was on drugs or something. I placed my donation on the table and proceeded to take off her sweater and underwear.

I undressed and layed on the bed. She busted out the jimmy and put it on me and she started going to town. She gives a good CBJ. I got hard, I asked if she could ride me she said yes. She got on top facing me for about 2 minutes. She then got off and started CBJ again. I asked for her to get back on top and she's like no you only have 2 minutes left. I was like WTF.

It had only been 5 minutes tops that I had been getting serviced and she was already timing me. Qqs last for at least 15 minutes from what I have heard. So I was like ok lay down I'll go doggy. She said NO DOGGY. FUCK. I said ok missionary. I went at it and it was really unpleasant being that she is prego and only wanted me to put the tip in cause of sensitivity?

She made no sounds she was very robotic. My last experience with Alyssa was better in comparison to this one and that one was horrible. I would not recommend. Maybe for a CBJ but that's it. Also, the room smelled like cigarettes and she had a newport box on the counter. Smoking and pregnant.

She looks hot in the ads, but this girl is either really inexperienced or just gives horrible customer service. A real clock watcher as well.

[MrFuat]

Shy moves between LA and Palmdale (and maybe elsewhere?) and I caught up with her by phone one evening when she was in LA. She said she would let me know when she got to Palmdale and she did a couple days later. Shy is the lady in the pictures, and they are recent and accurate. She is hot, slender and really well put together. She does have a C scar but the box is hot, wet and tight.

I'll definitely visit again. ". 8" for a half, I donated $ due to outstanding performance. She was incall at a low end red place down south.

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-in-town-petite-sweet-and-ready-to-please/69721331

[Superflytnt]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexyyy-sweetalyssa/68760687

First review here. Many more to come. I texted Alyssa for availability. She was available and we discussed time / damage.

We agreed on the time. She gave me the cross-streets to the motel. Texted her once there and she gave me the name of the motel.

Texted her once I got there and she texted me the room number. I saw an african american male walk out as I was looking for the room.

She opened the door and she's a bit more busted than what her pictures show. I walked in to the room which was filled with marijuana smoke.

I don't mind it but just unexpected. We introduced ourselves with a hug and she verified I wasnt LEO. I placed the donation on the table.

She brought out the jimmy and we both undressed. Very robotic. No emotion. I layed on the bed and she placed the placed the jimmy on and started going to town.

The BJ was good, I thought I was in for something good. I got solid and I asked if she could ride me, she said she doesn't ride as it hurts.

I asked for doggy and she said she didn't do that either. Only position she was willing was missionary. She was robotic, looking at the TV. Mind you I'm 6. 5".

She was dry I tried to use saliva and she said no saliva.

I said lube it up, she doesn't use lube. So it was real dry and suddenly I felt that it felt different I look at the jimmy and it was ripped. I was going bareback without noticing.

Like a gentleman, I advise of this. This was 12 minutes after I walked in through that door. I said lets get another condom she said she didn't have any. I said okay let me get one from my car and she said no times up.

Couldn't argue with her as her pimp was waiting in his car outside in the parking lot. I courteously advised her of the jimmy ripping and instead of her thanking me she kicks me out. WTF.

I would not bother with her again, ever. Just a heads up.Is this the same alyssa?

http://palmdale.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/upscale-female-%EF%B8%8F-best-%EF%B8%8F-and-baddest-gentlemen/71119135

[BbbjAddiction]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/winter/123758393

She is a fucking blast BBBJ GFE one of the most horny girls I've ever been with she truly wants dick so bad. Best bbw shape I've been with great tits and amazing ass tight wet puc. Must see on AV.

[BbbjAddiction]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/experience-is-everything-text-only/122762533

MILF with an amazing body. Great ass. I wish she did BBBJ but was a good CBJ. Hope I can last for some full Serb ice next time.

[Chris Wake]

http://palmdale.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/experience-is-everything-text-only/122762533

MILF with an amazing body. Great ass. I wish she did BBBJ but was a good CBJ. Hope I can last for some full Serb ice next time.Yep, had a good rough fucking with her a while back. Surprised she didn't go BBBJ with you. She hopped on full bb everything my first time with her. Must have been really horny that day. Only negative was her face was kinda hard aged but her body is pretty smokin.

[BbbjAddiction]

How long ago was it? I saw her probably 6 months ago and she was like "yeah I stopped doing BBBJ" and I was like damn that's my thing LOL but if there a possibility of her going bb I'll cone back and test my luck for sure.


Yep, had a good rough fucking with her a while back. Surprised she didn't go BBBJ with you. She hopped on full bb everything my first time with her. Must have been really horny that day. Only negative was her face was kinda hard aged but her body is pretty smokin..

[Chris Wake]

How long ago was it? I saw her probably 6 months ago and she was like "yeah I stopped doing BBBJ" and I was like damn that's my thing LOL but if there a possibility of her going bb I'll cone back and test my luck for sure.

.Def over a year ago. I remember she was telling me about sth her bf is in prison and he's coming out sometime according to her. Maybe that's why she stopped the BBBJ.