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[trainbum17]

nice cute honest new lady in town. Leslie!!! she's short dark hair and a really surprising body. look around in the area of the Vu.

[Oddjob]

Finally a K-zoo only forum. I used to find ladies all the time all along Ransom north of the tracks but that was years ago. Things really seemed to dry up about 5 years ago and now I have to drive from Indiana and pay more to meet the ladies in motels.

Any other action in town anymore?????

[Ratso]

Originally posted by trainbum17
any info on the sw scene in kalamazoo? portage rd around the deju vu used to be good, but le is very active in that area these days. anyone know of any other areas or what days are the best?

I requested a Kalamazoo site from the admin, cuz I know there's some activity in the downtown area, and there are guys that are interested, AND I get to Kalamazoo about every couple months....

C'mon guys, let's make this section happen!!!!

-ratso

[trainbum17]

Ah, I remember the good ol days an Ransom. These days, most action is in the Washington Square area, from Crosstown south to Stockbridge along Portage St. Also, side streets in that area. Watch yer ass, tho...the cops do a lot of stings. Also, sometimes some fun can be found along Frank St., from Burdick west to Westnedge...I stay away from there, tho, as two years ago I got shot at cruisin in that area.

Oh and thanks Jackson....I was hopin for a kzoo forum, too

[themikeman2003]

Has anybody tried a escort service in Kalamazoo? Are they any good? and about this Leslie chick what are her rates?

[KalamazooPimp]

I have lived in Kalamazoo my whole life and have never been shot at when driving on the northside lol''

So for any of the fellas in here who plan on going on the northsede of kalamazoo dont worry as long as you leave them alone and dont seem a threat they wont mess with you ''

I drive down through the blocks of Church St. and Frank St. everyday and have never had any problems''

But anyways guys the action goes on all day long on the Northside and its mainly on Frank St. in the area of the railroad tracks and the other area is Portage Rd. Behind the Deja Vu in that area''
but be aware the sw around Kalamazoo are some scam artist"

Good luck!!!!!!

[Oddjob]

C'mon guys. K-zoo is a large enough town that there has to be something going on. I used to drive up there all the time for fun and games. One of the prettiest girls I ever picked up in my long career was a sweet, young thing driving a pickup on Ransom with her dog in back. She was staying in a little motel out on Douglas (?) and really took care of me. I was never able to catch up to her again but she was just gorgeous and sweet. I have picked up a nice hispanic on Frank (Donna, I think) who didn't usually hit the streets. I drive up from the bible belt (Indiana), so is it worth my drive. The weather seems to finally be breaking....

[trainbum17]

Originally posted by Oddjob
C'mon guys. K-zoo is a large enough town that there has to be something going on. I used to drive up there all the time for fun and games. One of the prettiest girls I ever picked up in my long career was a sweet, young thing driving a pickup on Ransom with her dog in back. She was staying in a little motel out on Douglas (?) and really took care of me. I was never able to catch up to her again but she was just gorgeous and sweet. I have picked up a nice hispanic on Frank (Donna, I think) who didn't usually hit the streets. I drive up from the bible belt (Indiana), so is it worth my drive. The weather seems to finally be breaking....
Oddjob.....i appreciate your interest in the Kalamazoo scene. FYI, they just did a big girl bust on Frank, so that area is probably dead for a while.
and again FYI, the shooting episode i described earlier was just a definate case of wrong place, wrong time. There was a bit of a gang war happenin at the corner of westnedge and frank at the time that i guess i unfortunately happened into.
The Washington Square area seems to be a much more promising area, at least for now. I saw, but did not contact a definate WSW there last night about 3:30. Long brown hair, about a 7/10 on the SW scale. and BTW, Leslie is a 9/10 on the SW scale. I pay her well, cause i believe quality needs to be rewarded. Also ran into my "regular" from the early 80's in the Square area...Kimmy. bleach blonde, 6/10SW scale...obviously with some mileage...but a lot of talents. Ahhh memories.
I would like to talk to you more...if you post an email addy, we could correspond.
It's strikes me as funny that you say you have found your best experiences in kzoo and are from Indiana....when i have found my best experiences in SB and i from kazoo

[Oddjob]

I also traveled to South Bend but I got the old grab and dash more times in SB than anywhere else. I do have some fond memories and some scary times in SB. I once picked up an absolutely gorgeous 20-22 year old on St. Joseph and went back with her to one of the no-tel motels further south (south of the bypass). We get all comfy and she breaks out a crack pipe and lights up. I'm about ready to bolt when she turned and told me that it helped relax her and then she proceeded to take care of business in a most enjoyable manner. I'm always leery of the drugs because that is a whole lot worse than getting caught with your pants down. Did you ever get the opportunity to visit the house on Strawberry Road back in the 70's.

[trainbum17]

finally visited k-zoo's only amp....:-) got full milage there, but your milage may vary

[Casual51]

Trainbum

When are the sws on the stroll by Washignton Sq?

[El Ricardo]

Originally posted by trainbum17
finally visited k-zoo's only amp....:-) got full milage there, but your milage may vary
I live in Illinois and travel to the Kalamazoo area periodically. I thought they were all closed there...last one I remember was Cloverleaf in Kalamazoo, and Sunshine off of 131 near Plainwell. What else is there?
thanks for the help!
ER

[damarushi]

Sunshine Spa in Plainwell is closed. Been that way for some time now. There is a spa South of I 94 on Sprinkle Rd 2 miles but the Ladies are not attractive. There is the Happy Spa in Battle Creek and VIP 1 mile north on Business I94 off of I94 E of Battle Creek. The down side is that prices at all these AMPs has skyrocketed. Prices have climbed as far as $$ 1/2 and more for something that used to cost half that much.

Why not see a top quality escort that visits Kzoo regularly? Aprilbliss from GR is a blonde, blue eyed BBW who will treat you like a king far better & longer than any Korean muffin ever would. Rates are $ 1/2 to go to your room, all inclusive, or $ 3/4 if you want her to get a room, no clockwatching. Easy to schedule, at least now while she's new, and her reviews on the forums like Greatlakescompanions.com are great. Give her a call at ph 616-633-3616. Give her a try, you won't be disappointed, unlike the recent AMP scene in W Michigan.

[Casual51]

I can only cruise during the day usually. can the sws be found in kazoo then?

[shakey]

I understand that Kalamazoo now has a Velvet Touch does anyone have any information on it? Who is working there and anything else of interest.

[Casual51]

I haven't tried the Velvet Touch in Kazoo, but went to the ones in lansing and charlotte several times in the past. This was several years ago, you would pay 40-60 for a very bad massage, finger tip, usually the provider is young and good looking, but they want more, back then, 75 if I recall for a handshake and some might take thier clothes off, but all you get to touch is the tatas, There use to be one in downtown lansing where the minor league ballpark is, was the same there. The rooms are not locked, usually just a half door. If all you are into is a hj and you have lots of green go for it, I prefer amps and sw's.

Hope this helps.

[trainbum17]

Originally posted by casual51
I can only cruise during the day usually. can the sws be found in kazoo then?
yup...at all times. in the washington square area (all over). just gotta follow the usual guidelines, and be careful. after all, you don't wanna propositiion yer daughter's boyfriend's mom while she is waiting for the bus...lol.

[Casual51]

I thought I'd try out the Kalamazoo stroll yesterday. I crusied frank, saw one heavy WSW, I passed. I went to Washington st and picked up a WSW, 23, about 5'2'', 125. Melissa, kinda cute in slutty way, lite brown hair on top and the bush, nice 36c tits, very thin waist with wider hips, the kind for babys. good bbbj followed by fs.

[Logan Lurker]

Hi All,

I am originally from K'zoo, been living out East for the past 10 years, and am soon headed back to the Zoo for a bit. I wanted to get up to speed on the local scene as I will have some ideal opportunities. However, in looking through the sites referenced in past posts I am a bit surprised and have a couple queries:

1) Are companionship services ALL on the order of two hundred per hour at least?

2) Frankly most of the women advertising seem pretty funkin ugly. Am I wrong? The decent looking ones charge upwards of three bills per hour, which seems high high high. Any help out there for a guy who wants a companion but is a miser?

Thanks,

Lurk

[USSmaximus]

Hey guys,

I'm traveling to Kzoo next week and so I came here and read the forum.

This Leslie chick sounds interesting. Does anyone have any more info on her? Like, is she still around? If so, where does she work, near the Deja Vu still?

And Casual51, you mentioned a gal named Melissa. Is she still strolling? You said Washington St., but did you mean Washington Square?

Where is Washington Square, is it downtown? Is it a rough area? And is Portage St./Deja Vu in a rough area?

If you want to backchannel any of this info send to: ussmaximus at yahoo and dot an com.

Thanks for any help guys. If your'e ever traveling to Lou. KY, read our forum and drop me a line if you still have any questions. We have a great situation down here, lots of different action to be had.

Max

[Casual51]

USS

I don't know. Haven't been back since that report. The street in near the VU, kind of a low scale neighborhood, but not that bad.

[tattooed]

Just wanted to let everyone know that there is still alot of activity on the North side of Kalamazoo on Ransom. When driving through there yesterday I saw approximately 5 SW, seemed like they were on every corner! You do need to be careful in that area with LE, I think they have done 2 stings in that area so far this year. Glad to see we a Kalamazoo board, now lets keep the info flowing!

[USSmaximus]

Thanks Casual 51. Please clear this up for me. I can't punch Washington Square into a mapfinder and get anything back. Can you give me a couple of streets in that area? Is Washington St. in that area, or did you mean Washington Sqare before? I like to have strange areas mapped out before I go there.

Trainbum, any new info on Leslie or Washington Sq. area would be greatly appreciated.

You can back channel me at ussmaximus at yahoo and dot an com if you like.

Any other advice would be greatly appreciated guys.

Max

[KalamazooPimp]

Washington Square is Washington Street.

It's the block around the area of Deja Vu, and yes Leslie is still around she is allways walking on Portage rd between the Vu and the U Haul company. She sometimes hangs out on a porch on Washington st. It would be the third house on the right hand side when you first turn on Washinton off Portage Rd.

For best results and better picking, try to start hunting at about 9:30pm or at about 4:30 am in the area of Portage Rd and Washinton. The same goes for the north side to!

Any more questions I would be glad to help and as far as the massage parlor on Sprinkle rd (Kobe spa), it is now closed because of LE due to sting operation.

Well have fun guys and happy hunting.

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[USSmaximus]

Hey Guys,

Well, thanks to this forum I was able to go to Kzoo and I knew right where to go for some action, and that's exactly what I did.

I was going to go to the Vu to get torqued up for some action with one of those SW, but I didn't make it that far. I was coming from the south on Portage and spyed this tall, thin BSW standing in front of a Mex restaurant. This was about 3-4 blocks south of the Vu. I circled around and made eye contact with her, and she came on over and got in the car.

This gal turned out to be a real gem, esp. for a SW. Not a druggie at all. She's 41 yo, but doesn't look much over 30. No fat anywhere, nice smile, nice disposition, and willing to please. FS was had for $50, no clock watching, and lots of good conversation to boot. She's a good one guys, if you date her treat her nice and she will do the same I'm sure.

Backchannel me w/any questions (address given in an earlier post), or if you are traveling to Louisville KY I can help you out there.

Max

[Trilax]

Was on Washinton last Tue around 11:30pm. WSW with short blond hair eye-balled me and I back at her. Pulled in and she jumped right in my van. Played the show me game and she had very small B-cups, but a nice set of lips and a very cute face. She wanted 50 for FS and 20 for CBJ. I told her I wanted a BBBJTCWS and would pay her extra if it was a good one. She agreed. We pulled around the courner and moved to the back of the van.

She took her short down and showed me her shaved worm hole and asked if I wanted to play with it while she had a drink. I played with her wet lips and she licked the worm till it was up and happy.

She began slow, but gained speed. No rush, about 20 mins and she drank every drop. I give it a 10 of 10 for the job and 9 of 10 for the experience.

Thanks for the great posting on where to look,

Trilax

[Ace Weedstraw]

IMHO, Scooter's Saloon in Decatur is one of the best hunting grounds in this area, although YMMV. However, it's out in the sticks. Take I-94 west to the Decatur/Dowagiac exit, then go south 6 miles on M-51. At the only stop light in Decatur take a right. It will be right there, across from the village hall.

Five bucks gets you in the door, which includes a coupon for $2 off your first drink. Dancers are on stage Tuesday thru Saturday from 7pm until 1 am. Premium beers range from $3.75 on weekdays to $4.00 on weekends. To get a fantasy dance in one of the two private booths will cost you $10 on Tuesdays, and $20 at all other times.

Signs on the wall include "Por favor no toquen las mujeres" because this place is popular with migrant workers. However, I have never witnessed any disturbances. All of the dancers are white, although I would prefer some black, hispanic, asian, etc.

I like this place because the ratio of dancers to customers is usually off. For example, the last time I was there I counted 14 dancers and only 28 customers. The girls are more than willing to sit with you and talk, just buy them a $5 ladies drink. I have had them pull down their g-strings and show me their worm holes up close (so I could smell it) in the fantasy booth. I also had one undo my belt and zipper and grab my rod, but with no manipulation.

The girls range from 5's (fatties) to 8's. Sorry, no 9's or 10's here.
However, I have found most are good to go. Just ask them to meet you at such and such a time at the hot tub gardens in Kalamazoo near Drake Rd. Most are familiar with this place, and really love it. If they seem hesitant, tell them to bring their girlfriend and they can do a double-team. They feel safer bringing a friend if this is the first time they have dated you.

One more thing, please do not get sloshed then try to drive all the way home. I have found this bar will serve you until you pass out, but try to stay safe and know your limits. Remember, it's the Van Buren County jail you will be going to.

Happy Hunting!!!!

[Ace Weedstraw]

Picked up a WSW yesterday on the corner of Portage Rd. and Washington St. BBBJTCWS was had for $44. She had long brown hair, about 35, petite, and a good attitude. Also, a nice hands-free technique, and got every drop.

I did not see any LE in this area. I did see two other WSW and one BSW before deciding on this one.

[Hoyle]

Please help me out with the lingo. What is a BBBJTCWS? Are there any more abbreviations I need to know?

[MaGroin]

Gentlemen,

This may come as a surprise to some of you, and please don't take this the wrong way, but you can not use my forum to promote a competing forum.

If you have info, then post it here.

Thanks,

Jackson

[Horndog]

Please select the link at the top of the browser window that says "Terms and Abbreviations" for further information.

[Tazzinniles]

Hi guys,

I post in South Bend, and was wondering what the action in Kazoo is, no post in a month. Any good strolls or is it dead?

Thanks

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[Luv Chubby Girl]

Hello gentlemen,

I am a brand new member to the WSG, however, my lurking and cruising years go far beyond that. Mostly now, I am an abid cruiser with the occassional pickup, usually with regulars or when my unnatural instinct tells me it is safe. Anyway, I will be able to provide any of you information on SW activity in Kalamazoo. I can tell you times of the day, days of the week, locations, and quality of pickings. Now let's go! Let's start posting some reports and get some action going around here!

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[FortWayneDude]

Just curious, do the sw's go in for the winter or are they typically out year round?

[Luv Chubby Girl]

FortWayne,

The girls definitely do not go in for the winter, at least not on the chilly streets of the K-Zoo. They do, however, stay out in shorter time periods, sometimes no longer than thirty minutes or so. On the South Side, things can be feast or famine and times can be unpredictable. While Race St. and Washington used to be your best bet, now it seems that they are all heading south of Stockbridge St. They can usually be found in between Stockbridge St. and Lane Blvd, and can sometimes be found by the Clark gas station near the Mexican grocery store. This area tends to have more wsw, though I have seen several bsw and even hsw over the years.

The north side is a different story. It is only for those of you who can handle the streets well and have an idea of just how these neighborhoods work. I have many stories about my adventures on the north side, but I have to go now. I promise I will post about them and if you have any questions, ask. I hope this has helped just a little for the moment.
Stay safe.

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[Oddjob]

Hi Shadow,

I used to cruise Ransom and Burdick all the time but LE closed everything down. I eventually gave up, but I would be making the drive up from Indiana for some good times. I do pass through K-zoo a couple of times a month and I've been lucky enough to catch Bobbi and Barbi at various times. Is there anything worthwhile in K-zoo or is this a dead zone????

[trainbum17]

saw a hot mid 20's blonde on the south stroll last night. frizzy hair...lookin real up-beat (high on crack?) no $$ at the time so i passed.
Yes oddjob...kalamazoo is not dead but very sporatic...email me at this handle + msn
and lover of fat gurls...pls post more

[Luv Chubby Girl]

Trainbum and to all my other fellow cruisers,

The girl you described on the South Side sounds like a girl I know of but have never picked up, nor will I ever. It sounds like you might have seen Melissa, a 19 year old wsw. If you see her again, ask her name. Please don't pick her up though, it was told to me that she has AIDS. Did you see her more near Washington or Race St? Be careful.

As for Burdick and Ransom streets, they are pretty much in resemblence to a ghost town. Ransom has been closed down for almost five years now with the occassional sw trying it while switching over from North St. This is usually only in the early afternoons though, but hardly ever. You will hardly see any sw on Burdick other than at North and Frank St. intersections, and if you do, they are probably either pedestrians or the occassional sw coming from home. Got to go, stay safe!

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[dh0507]

Has anyone used kittys escorts from Kzoo? let me know who and what your results were. back channel me at this name and aol.com

[Stoneman]

Broke out of my AMP rut today and checked out to SW sceen. First try was a winner. I spotted a girl walking not long after I turned onto Portage from 94. She glanced at the road as I went by but I never thought she was a SW. After going up Portage past Deja vu a few blocks I headed back south. Saw 1 BSW (I think) by a dollar store looking at traffic. Then I spotted this same WSW I had seen earlier still walking alone. I got turned arround and had perfect timing with a red light and she walked up to ask for a ride. She got in, made small talk and did a cop check. She ask 20 bj or 50 fs and said it was negotiable for anything. Went back to her room for the full meal deal. I estimate she is mid 20's, brown hair, two tats above the pubes. Seemed clean and decent . Service as promised.

[Stoneman]

My last two mongering trips to "the Zoo" have been total failures. I've cruised Portage and a few side streets but saw nothing. Last try was Friday when the weather was still nice. Seemed like a perfect day. Is there somewhere else I could try?

After striking out on the street I thought I'd check out Velvet Touch. Total waste of time and money. This place is a rip off. After the cashier sold me a nude finger tip massage for 60 and I went in the back room with the girl, she then wanted 60 more for HJ. I flat out turned her down. After letting her do the finger tip thing for a few minutes I got dressed and left. Never again!

Guess it's back to the AMP's, unless someone knows where the SW are hanging out.

[Tazzinniles]

Hey All,

I have to agree with you on the Zoo. I also was there Friday afternoon, and came up flat. I crusied around Portage for an hour, and didnt see a thing. I also went to Touch, and there was only on girl on duty, and she was a 4 on the scale. I went to the VU next, saw a few nice dancers, but there was no "action". I cruised one more time around, and went home. The LE has been real heavy in South Bend, so I tought I try the Zoo. Well I'm guess my saving money for christmas, LOL.

Be careful, and Play safe,

Tazz

[Casual51]

Got to Kalamazoo at 1pm. Cruised the Porrtage, Washington St stroll. Nothing going on. One street east of Washington and north of Portage, I saw a chubby blonde. Picked her up. Sge was about 5'7'', mid 20s, long curly blonde hair. Said her name was Punky. She wanted to go to her place, several blocks east of where I picked her up. Against my better judgement ( had taken some vitamin v in GR and mr chubby was doing the thinking). I went up, she said no one was there, gave her some money and she started the hustle. Two guys were their. I left, thinking I was lucky not to get a knock on the head. AVOID THIS *****! (to continue go to the Battle Creek board)

[S3xr3p0rt3r]

Was recently cruising around Kalamazoo. . . Went down Portage near the Vu and saw a WSW, pretty good looking, probably 5'2" and 105 lbs; usually my type. She had some freckles and such. I acutually flagged her down when I stopped to get gas and she got in my car. After a second, I decided that I didn't want her, so I gave her five bucks and sent her on her way. Her last words "Well, you could have had some nice wet pussy" are still lingering in my head.

I also checked out the action at the Vu. That place seems like there are no extras at all available. I had one stripper talking about meeting up after she got off, but then I got a dance from another one and she ditched me.

So, it's just basically SW's in that area. Anyone with any info on the Escort scene? I called the listing in the Yellow Pages w/ the Escort Escort Escort listing. . . they wanted $100 an hour and said that usually it was $50 to $100 tip (which says $200 for FS). Anyone try this?

Stay Safe.

S3x

[Horndog]

S3X,

What was it about her that made you pass?

My experience with the Vu in K-zoo is that it is a rip off joint. Lousy dances and lots of hustle.

HD

[Travling Cynic]

On my way back from BC last week I stopped in the Zoo around lunchtime to get a quickie. Picked up a WSW downtown and got a BBBJ followed by a very wet CCG for .4.

Nice way to end a successful trip

Happy Holidays, mongers.

TC

[Tazzinniles]

Hi All, I was in the Zoo on monday around 1pm, and found me a SW named brandy by the NAPA store by the VU. She was a HSW, 5ft 5in or so, long black hair, and a lil chubby body. We settled on .4 for a BBBJTCWS.She takes me to her room at a hotel, and goes crazy on me for a hour. I was very impressed with her french lessons. Well maybe the ZOO isnt dead after all TAZZ

[Luv Chubby Girl]

Hey Tazz,

Did the girl you pick up look kind of like Mariah Carey? I knew a young HSW who called herself Sarah that sounds like who you're talking about. She was chubby and around 20 or 21 and quite clean. Unfortunately, she has entered the drug scene now and it is definitely starting to show. I haven't seen in a quite a while though so I was curious. Where was the hotel she took you to? Stay safe and play on!

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[S3xr3p0rt3r]

Horndog -

I passed on the little blonde b/c I kinda got spooked. I had saw LE earlier and was worried that they would pass or were near and saw her sitting in my car while I filled up at the gas station.

Plus I read earlier on here a report that there is a WSW that fits this girls description verified HIV+ . . . that didn't help.

I try to be VERY cautious when playing, so little things tend to spook me easily. The other day I saw a BSW on Portage near the Vu who gave me the eye. . . but I kept rolling. She was probably a 2 -- unless you like them big, fat and addicted to heroin.

Stay safe

S3x

[Luv Chubby Girl]

Picked up Allison at around the midnight time frame on Sunday. I spotted her walking with a girlfriend of hers earlier that day and when I picked her up. She is a WSW, 30 yrs. old, and a BBW in my book. She looks younger than she is. Got a BBBJ for 30 plus a ten dollar tip after I blew it right on her face. It was a good experience, but unfortunately she lives in Grand Rapids and only gets out here every once in a while to see her friend.

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[El Monger]

Hey Luv Chubby Girl!

Where did you see her? (thought that was the reson for this forum!) :p Info always helps us do more that read! LMAO

El Monger

[Travel Guy]

Can anyone give me information on AMP that is located on US 131 which would be south of I-94? Any help would be appreicated.

[Stoneman]

I don't know of any AMP south of I94. Anyone else? Several years ago Three Rivers had a spa which was a great time.

Was out Friday to cruise Portage midday. Dead!! Even the Vu parking lot seemed empty for a friday noon. Saw a few gals walking but none proved to be sw's upon inspection. Is there another stroll to check out?

Come on everyone, let's post.

[Tazzinniles]

Hi ALL. well the zoo is not dead I was there tuesday afternoon and had some time to spare. Went to velet touch, but was very disappointed in girl there.There only one and she was a 3 on scale. So i went down by the VU, and saw a WSW by the gas station. I pulled in and got the look. She told me 50 for FS and off we went. She is older about 35 or so but firm and nice shape. She lives around the corner and there wasnt a problem at her house. Seemed like she wasnt a real hooker( if you know what i mean) just a signle mom trying to make ends meet. She told me her name was Marie and worked at a company until she was laid off 3 months ago. Very nice girl, total GFE and did a nice BBBJ but no CIM . Not rushed and a good time give her a 6 on looks, 8 on service and 8 for total experience. she is 5 5 or so about 130, dark blonde hair, with a nic e rack. SHE tells me she is out when kids in school. No sign of drug or booze. I will be back to see her again

[Loki 101]

Hi all,

I don't usually frequent MI but got a couple offers so any no-tell motels up in Kzoo.

[S3xr3p0rt3r]

I rolled around Kzoo a couple of nights recently. . .probably between 10pm and 11pm each time. The usual SW strolls around Portage & the VU and around Race Rd. I didn't see a single thing. . . I saw some other mongers riding around and I actually tailed one for a while to see if he knew of any better spots. Heh. I think that he though that I was LE, so he went home. Sorry if that was one of you!

Stay safe.

s3x

[S3xr3p0rt3r]

Oh Lord. I took a chance tonight and it paid off big time! Against my better judgement I decided to call one of the escort agencies in the phone book. I've only had one or two good experiences with these kind of agencies, but screw it, Kzoo is dead, so I may as well give it a go. . .

Called one, told them that I liked petite girls. She quoted me a 5'1" 100 lb blonde w/ blue eyes. So I was like "great." $ "Agency Fee" which basically means that's to get them in the door, then I'll need to play the tip game. So, I'm waiting, watching Chris Rock and about 45 minutes later knock, knock, knock. I look out the peep hole and there's a blonde, about 5'8" but nice and skinny. She's very acceptable. Screw it that the girl didn't give me the right description. Here's the run down:

22 yr old, 5'8" , 120 lbs w/ blonde hair, brown eyes, thin waste, nice ass (not too big, not too small) and some beautiful C cup cannons. Face is great too. The kind of chick that if you're in the bar and you see her, you'll break your neck looking at her.

So, she explains that there $ fee to get her there and that she gets none of that. I do the routine of telling her to show me her tits to make sure that she's not LE. She protests a little until I pull out some cash and put it behind me on the desk. She knows I'm not just looking for a peep show and to send her on her way; so she show's em. Beautiful 22 yr old titties, never been stretched out by child birth, nice soft fifty cent piece pink nipples.

There's two levels of service: Something @ $.5 and Everything at $$.5. So, I'm like fuckit, I'm going to go out on a limb tonight. I tell her "I hope that we're speaking the same language about Everything." And she tells me that we probably are. . . so, well, unfortunately, I'm $ short. So, she follows me up to the gas station to reload my cash -- I have her leave her purse in the room to make sure that she's not going to ditch. I get more cash and some condoms -- just in case. She follows and we return as planned.

We get back to the room and I give her the $$.5. She immediately stands up and tells me that I need to undress. I tell her to slow down and grab her and pull her over and start undressing her. Unfortunately she doesn't do French -- I usually don't either, but this chick is fucking great. Sad about that. Anyhow, I undress her and am caressing her nice tits and ass. . . she's trying to be more down to business, but I slow her down. Pull her up on top of me and suck on those nice pink nipples. Holy shit! She has blonde pussy hair! That's fucking great. Very rare. She doesn't like any DATY, but that's cool by me. . . I make her come up so that I can look at her pussy. It's nice and clean, inspection done.

She gets me hard with a nice fingertip HJ. . . following it up with an unrushed CBJ. Nice skills, she may have been able to make me blow with that skill. She starts to ride me. . .holy fuck, her pussy is sooooo tight. For a minute there I thought that she was giving me some Greek b/c it was so tight. Damn. I could barely fit entirely inside that nice tight pussy at first. After a bit though, I loosened it up and was able to dive deep. I had to hold off for a while so that I didn't blow -- e.g. when it got close I'd have her slow down and grind instead of me stabbing. Damn it's tight. I can feel her getting wet.

So, it's time for the grand finale. . . I put her on her back, feet to shoulders and start plunging. . . deep, she's getting mad wet and either faking an orgasm or having one. So, that makes me blow. Filled up 1/2 the condom.

We layed there for a bit and I sucked on those beautiful titties some more and talked. Mostly about her profession.

Now if you're read any of my other posts, they're usually down to business. . . but damn, this chick was much, much better than my expectations. Holy shit. She said that the agency had a lot of great looking girls working there, most of them college girls. Definitely will do again.

I _wish_ I had a picture for you guys. . .

Stay safe!

s3X

[Luv Chubby Girl]

Guys,

Sorry it has been a while since I have posted but I have been out of the hobby for a few weeks. But what the hell, I'm back! Anyways, things are looking pretty dry on the streets as of lately and when there are girls out, they are either coked out or nasty. I have been making my standards higher lately and decided to make a few trips out of here! I hit Grand Rapids last Monday night and damn what a change from the Zoo! I was out between midnight and around 4 am and must have seen about maybe ten different women on Division Ave. All of them were not under a 5 on the scale. I am hitting Grand Rapids tonight again and this time I am going to try and reel in some bait. I am also thinking of trying other areas mentioned such as Muskegon or Benton Harbor. Anybody have any suggestions on these? I even heard of action in Dowagiac! Come on guys, keep this forum running!

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[Rich Uncle]

Any decent massage place in portage area? I know of one Peg, but the lady is not too good looking.

[tattooed]

Rich Uncle,

Are you talking about Peg's massage, isn't that a legit place, no extras available? I think all the massage parlor's in the Kalamazoo area have closed up. The one on Sprinkle Rd. had been closed for several months now and there used to be a place on West Main, she would not offer full service but would give a handy release for not additional tip. She was older but bang for the buck you couldn't go wrong.

[Rich Uncle]

Tatooed,

I got the rub and tug with Peg and without asking for it.

I guess I'm looking to get a decent massage with a handy release at the end. I know of several amp nearby where you can get full service, but the massage was not very good or not available.

What about the tanning or hair salons that offer "massage"?

Ah, I miss good ole Texas. You can get a good massage from a good looking gal.

[tattooed]

Rich Uncle,

I will have to check out Peg, I called there a long time ago when she first started and did not get the impression extras were available, thanks for the info. If I am not mistaken she used to have two locations, does she still?

I have not tried any of the tanning places that say they offer massage. Most of the ones that I have seen are more upscale places so I really don't think a tug would be offered.

There used to be a place up in GR that you could get a rub and tug from, the rub was slightly better than say a velvet touch but still nothing to write home about.

If you try out some of the salons I would be interested in hearing some of your results.

[Doyle30]

Rich Uncle,

What are some of the other places you were referring to? The BC places? Thanks!

[tattooed]

Doyle30,

I know your question was addressed to Rich Uncle but I can tell you there are no AMP's in the Kalamazoo area that offer full service. Every time one opens that does with in a year LE shuts it down. They just don't last long around here.

As has been mentioned the only ones that are close are the ones in BC. Just this last weekend I noticed a massage place on the east side of BC almost to 11 mile road. Is that a new place, don't think I have ever seen it before. Have only been to Happy spa didn't even know that place was there. Anyone have any info on it?

[PussProwler]

Monday 7/19

Went to the Vu. Great young dancers in there.

Left about 1230 and walked up a block to the quick stop. Found a 20 something 5'3' blonde with huge boobs at the pay phone.

Walked to her place a block away. Offered a jackson. she asked for more to take care of her and the room. thirty was agreed upon for CBJ.

A very rushed job. She took control of me and wouldn't even let me sit down. Got a couple feels of those gigantic DDs.

She cleaned me up with TP. When we opened the door two older african american males were waiting outside. She insisted I give them money for the room. I had 5 singles left in my pocket. I passed two to the first one, and three to the other one and said, "that's all I have."

Got the hell out of dodge.

[Hoytota]

Sorry to hear about that PP. Sounds like ghetto trash to me. It's a shame that bad apples like them and abusive mongers on the other side have to spoil the scene. Thanks for the heads up. I posted a warning on a Detroit scammer on that board. We all need to watchout for each other when it comes to crap like this.

Stay safe,

Hoyt

[Tuka]

Please be aware that Cubbber "A good post member " notified that a young wsw " check past post" is a scam and possible HIV carrier Named Messlisa.

I Check the portage stroll at 7-8 pm and nothing happening.

[Luv Chubby Girl]

All fellow mongers,

Stay away from the Southside for awhile! There have been too many cases of robbery, assault, disease, etc., lately. Try the Northside as it seems to be safer presently. Don't get yourself hurt for a little pleasure that you can get elsewhere.

Luv Chubby Girl, aka "The Shadow"

[Jay Bird 82]

Just reading the K-gazette on line. These maybe an older article, but just the same be careful out here.

Shina, 49, was arrested June 16 when he approached a female undercover officer at 6:25 p.m. in the 800 block of Washington Avenue on Kalamazoo's east side, said Lt. Mark Sheffer of the Kalamazoo Department of Public Safety. Shina pled guilty to a charge of soliciting a prostitute in Kalamazoo District Court on June 30, records show.

"It was a sting operation. ... He ended

[Tazzinniles]

Hi ya, been to Kzoo 3 times on the hunt, and found nothing. Twice there was not a girl to be seen, and other time all where older, blk,fat, and scary looking, did hit the VU and saw some nice dancers, but that was it.

[Barney1234]

I'm going to be in Kalamazoo for a couple of days next week. Is there any action worth checking out, or should I just concentrate on GR?

PM me if you'd like.

Barney

[Explorer88]

Wasn't expecting much based on reports in the forum.

Went to Deja Vu to at least get a look at some nice young things.

The dancers were beautiful...all 3 of them. How long can you watch the same girls dancing over & over again for 6 minutes at a clip. Me...25 minutes.