Poconos, PA

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[TwistedBrother]

Not sure if folks are more likely to look for a massage parlor report for East Stroudsburg here or in the user blog Poconos thread, so I'm just dropping a note here. Go to the Poconos blog one if you want to read my report on Natural Spa.

[Purple Porkchop]

Per rubmaps stopped by. Place was very cold. Next time I'll call ahead so heat is on when I get there. The massage was bad because of the cold and everything else was so so. Got the impression, everything was on the menu.

P Chop.

[GWS69]

Drove up from FL to ES for late season ski at Shawnee, 3/21-28. Had a great time, skied every day exp Thurs when it rained. So I searched RM for what was in the area for AMPs. First went looking for Moon, found it BUT christ it looked like a little church. So found EG up the road. Nice loc in strip. Wish I had found it earlier in the week cause I would have returned. Mamasan was K, really helps to know the hangul. Really clean place, I was not prepared for what walked in the door. Thought I was back in Tampa on Kennedy Blvd. There was no hassle, along with PSE. Tipped her regular and she kept calling me Baby. If I every get back that way, she will probably be back in NYC.

[Merriguo]

I stopped in there while driving down 81. An older, thin Korean lady was my attendant. Nice top though. Spoke a little English. Hour massage was $60. Not sure if they are affiliated with Smile Spa in Lewistown, and I think that place has changed its name. I would recommend, and repeat. PM me for more details.

[PartyTimeGuy]

I was on my way through eastern PA and decided to respond to a local STG ad.

http://allentown.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/ready-to-rock-your-world-all-w/674333097865

This gal advertises in the Allentown and Poconos STG and I am posting this in both those areas.

Lansford is a very small town nestled in the mountains in the middle of nowhere, very close to Jim Thorpe and about an hour and a half north of Allentown.

When you set the appointment she directs you to the location of a laundromat. She lives nearby in a row house. A real dump. Says she is in the process of fixing it up. We went to a back room. It had a mattress with an old sheet over it. It reminded me of the places you find for $10 to $20 along SW strolls in major cities like Kensington Ave in Philly. Says she is a nurse trying to make some extra money and doesn't do this very much. Who knows? It is my experience that all these providers lie about 90% of the time.

Her ad pics look appealing although they only show her from the neck or waist down. The pics must be when she was a lot younger or of someone else, because from the waist down she had rolls of unattractive fat. Above the waist her tits were large and ok and she had an average looking face. Pleasant personality. Not very talkative. .

I was only interested in having my pipe cleaned and she did a very creditable job: DT, good technique and kept on going for about 20 minutes until I popped. Certainly at least a B+ job. Maybe she really is a nurse. In my experience nurses in general give good head. I would definitely do this again just for a quick release if I happen to be traveling through this area again.

[PartyTimeGuy]

I initially posted this elsewhere, but the message has universal applicability.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?11894-Escort-Reports&p=4148725#post4148725