Sandbox of a Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass

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[Admin2]

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I had the pleasure of seeing these two ladies and they are very beautiful and sexy.

Kora is a sexy little Asian spinner and Ruby is a sexy Latina girl that is a gem and has a gorgeous smile.

Coin will run between 120 and 240 depending upon what you get. As always YMMV.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/erotic-rainy-day-treat-sexy-kora-and-monroe-elite-ot-21/10865186

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/b2bthe-stuffdreams-aremade-of-ruby-and-kora-21/10786382

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

She is very pretty and she seems like a nice person. Of course that one photo needs to be removed. As soon as she calls me back I will pay her a visit.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10802202&image=10802199

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Just when we though Missy had closed her doors, she comes back. I have had some success here as you all know. So maybe I will try calling and see if Missy has stopped her be&S routine.

BBBJCIM, CFS with Micha.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen these two lovely ladies. Kim is a gorgeous Latina that will rock you world Monroe is a stunningly gorgeous AA gal that has an innocence about her but she also brings the goods as well.

Coin will run in the 150-260 range depending upon their menu options. YMMV of course.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yummy-morning-delite-kim-and-monroe-elite-4030min-ot-21/10857011

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen Jackie before many times and I can tell you that there is no other independent provider that can bring your semen out of your ball sac quite like Jackie. She is true professional. Jackie is bright, engaging, sexy, sensual and is one of the best fucks I ever had.

I have a feeling that Monica is a girl that used to work at MBS.

Total Coin- 150- 300.

CFS, BBCL, BBBL, Russian, COP, COA.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-wait-is-over-jackie-and-monica-sexy-specials-college-cuties-25/10804464

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I wanted to inquire with this intriguing looking woman, so I called her on the phone. She seemed very pleasant on the phone and we spoke for over 30 minutes. He rates where 250 hour and 375 for 90 minutes. I was very tempted but she seemed to want to take control of the situation and dominate the direction of the call. I was turned off by that and I told her that I would call her later if I wanted to schedule an appointment.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bioenergetic-tantra-the-soulful-awakening-of-eros-outcall-today-44/4836092

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know I have been to Luxsa many, times. The girls her are all very gorgeous. They offer a variety of menu items and you are guaranteed to have a great time. I have seen: Selena, Ava, Tori, Mulan, Jessica, Celeste and one or two other girls whose names I can't quite recall. They are, as usual, YMMV girls but they are all very sweet and friendly.

Total Coin: 150-300.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/start-ur-night-w-a-bang-lovely-ladies-steamy-rubdowns-happy-clients-nude-reviewed-5-rated-24/10859164

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Sexy Brazil Michelle is one of the best providers in Orlando. Truly one of the most attractive ladies in the business. Michelle is a YMMV gal but if she is into you, her menu and her vagina will expand greatly.

BBBJCIMWOS, CFS, Russian, CG, RCG, K9, Mish, everything is available.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/relax-today-brazilian-dont-miss-out-pure-relaxation-blissspecials-27/8770899

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Had the pleasure of seeing this attractive Reiki practitioner. She will allow some light roaming while she does a great HE assist. Heather is sexy and friendly too. We were supposed to go out for lunch but I never made it back up to Lake Mary to see her. Had I taken her up on her offer there is a great likelihood that her menu would have expanded. We really got a long exceptionally well.

Total Coin:100/ hr.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/reiki-by-heather-407-808-8944/10200704

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have received several PM's about Lynn. Lynn is 60 years old and has a great body! Great ass and very firm tits. She is very friendly and sweet. Lynn does it all except Greek. BBBJ, K9, CFS, too.

Total Coin: 150-250.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/summer-sizzle-special-imagine-relax-enjoy-call-today-407-740-7407/5959841

[Member #4850]

Con-JAG-you-lations on having your own thread my friend. I'm sure this will be a popular thread. I expect thousands of posts in the coming years LOL!

[Barolo]

Gentlemen,

I wanted to inquire with this intriguing looking woman, so I called her on the phone. She seemed very pleasant on the phone and we spoke for over 30 minutes. He rates where 250 hour and 375 for 90 minutes. I was very tempted but she seemed to want to take control of the situation and dominate the direction of the call. I was turned off by that and I told her that I would call her later if I wanted to schedule an appointment.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/bioenergetic-tantra-the-soulful-awakening-of-eros-outcall-today-44/4836092Don't waste your time. She is the typical I will charge you a lot of money and call this Tantra. The rub is okay, just your average rub lotion on you. She really doesn't allow mutual touching and just the HE on the menu. I pay 200 for 90 minutes and that was WAY over priced.

[BabyLight333]

Congrats on having your own thread.

[BabyLight333]

Don't waste your time. She is the typical I will charge you a lot of money and call this Tantra. The rub is okay, just your average rub lotion on you. She really doesn't allow mutual touching and just the HE on the menu. I pay 200 for 90 minutes and that was WAY over priced.I wish more hobbyist would expose her for being a waste of time and money. Maybe then, she would retire or relocate to another state.

[Admin2]

Why this thread got started is between Jag and I. If you're a fan, the content is all in one place for easy access. If you're not, I suggest you stay out. Nobody is putting a gun to your head and making you read this content.

A2

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Why this thread got started is between Jag and I. If you're a fan, the content is all in one place for easy access. If you're not, I suggest you stay out. Nobody is putting a gun to your head and making you read this content.

A2I pledge to provide my dear and beloved brothers in Orlando the best Intel I can to assist you in your hobbying pursuits. This Thread is ALL about pussy and nothing else. Pussy, pussy, pussy, and more pussy, pussy, pussy. You see the paradigm here? Good. Everyone e is welcome to join me in my sandbox. Yes, I even welcome those who were once haters. I welcome one and all. Any Intel is good Intel. As long as my thick cock continues to get hard, I will be posting about delicious, tasty, smooth, warm and tight co-ed vagina.

Speaking of which, I will be going balls deeps into this little young piece for co-ed Latina flesh very soon. I just made an appointment.

I will report back immediately.

JaguarXF.

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[Paddy1969]

This is great, all Jag all the time, my instant reference guide.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Take a close look at this ass! My dear Jackie has brought two real gems into her web of lust and abject carnality.

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[IamSamSanford]

This is definitely the place to be! Great prose and unmatched intel. Great addition to USASG. Great move Admin2 and thank you Jag for your efforts.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I saw Ava at Salt Spa and she is a real gem. She has some reviews where a couple of guys think she is ok looking but I think she is quite attractive. Mya, Monica and Madeline at Jackie's place are new hotties on the scene. PM about them. They are stunning and gorgeous.

Ava – Salt Spa on Lee Road. American / Latina mix. Early 20's. 5-4/125. Body: 8/10. Average size breasts with nice soft, smooth skin. Br / Br. She has some tats. Jag's Hygiene Rating 10/10. Ava is a very sexy, outgoing, ebullient and friendly young woman. She made me feel at ease immediately. Within 60 seconds after I was lying on the table she was putting my hand on her pussy. True story. Ava, IMHO, is very attractive, sultry and sensual. Ava's facial lines are exquisite with all vectors leading to an almost perfect facial "mosaic". Indeed, gentlemen, Ava is one of the more smolderingly sexy and sensual women in the Rub business. Her smooth, sexy and warm body felt so fucking hot as she glided, slid, stroked and stoked every inch of my powerful and masculine body. Ava has a full menu and I did partake of her wide menu options. We had a very intense and highly sexual session. We combined a variety of erotic positions culminating in a volcanic and euphoric finish K9, with Ava's gorgeous ass and shaved pussy bent over the massage table, with her ass spread wide. I pumped and pumped and pumped, my molten, searing Seed deep, deeper and Ohhhhh sooooooooooooooooo fucking balls deep into her tender young, ovulating uterus. My knees buckled and my body trembled as my cock pumped it's thick, viscous life giving seed into Ava's stretched out and very horny little cervix (covered, of course). Ava did a gentle, loving and sexy reach around and talked very dirty to me the entire time I was cumming inside her warm feminine body. She massaged my depleting testicles and moaned sensually, until she had milked every last vestige of my juniors from my anguished" and tortured scrotum. Our session was so fucking intense and sexual that we even went over about 10 minutes. Ava was a true woman in every possible way and oooohhhhhhhh, sooooo very hot. I could have easily fallen in love with her.

Total Coin: 265/60 minutes. I will definitely repeat.

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[Robert 35]

I think this was a smart move.

Well done, A2.

Can't wait to see the sandcastles, Jag. Always informative and entertaining.


Why this thread got started is between Jag and I. If you're a fan, the content is all in one place for easy access. If you're not, I suggest you stay out. Nobody is putting a gun to your head and making you read this content.

A2

[Pbwardy02]

Gentlemen,

I have received several PM's about Lynn. Lynn is 60 years old and has a great body! Great ass and very firm tits. She is very friendly and sweet. Lynn does it all except Greek. BBBJ, K9, CFS, too.

Total Coin: 150-250.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/summer-sizzle-special-imagine-relax-enjoy-call-today-407-740-7407/5959841How anyone could hate or be critical of the jag is beyond me. I am an experienced hobbyist and can tell you first hand he speaks the truth. I got very annoyed and frustrated by those critical of him just because those mongerers were not as successful as he was. YMMV in this game. I have had more success than the jag w / some providers and the jag has owned me with others getting many more extras than I ever did. Fact is our experiences may vary session to session.

I saw Lynn this week. Great tits and great ass for a GILF. Her face is busted up but I did not care. I'm a sucker for a big ass. I did not get FS but got almost everything else. Strong performer if you can tolerate an older lady with a busted mug. She has a great body for an older women and is pretty horny. Cheers.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Tatiana at Essence Spa is indeed, one of the most beautiful and sexy providers in this business. Tatiana is intelligent, beautiful, sexy, sensual and really makes the Rub experience one you will not likely forget. Indeed, I have seen her many times and can say that Tatiana brings a unique and highly erotic modality to each Rub session. Her skin is soft, smooth and warm. Her fingers are like soft rose pedals that work their magic all over your powerfully muscular body. Tatiana's gorgeous, ball draining ass is among the best in the business. Her face is nicely chiseled, in a feminine way, and her smile will melt your heart.

She will make sure you leave happy and totally satisfied. Though, as always, YMMV.

Total Coin: 140-260.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/latin-beauty-tatiana-flat-rates-great-reviews-exotic-321-369-8680-27/10565351

[Member #4565]

Congratulations Brother Jag! To achieve the designation of having your own thread is truly a special achievement. And very well deserved! Always enjoy your interesting, informative reports, and especially your colorful writing style--but everybody knows that. What some may not know is "Brother Jag" is very helpful and generous with great intel via PM. Congrats again and Thanks for making this great forum more interesting!

Montana.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

How anyone could hate or be critical of the jag is beyond me. I am an experienced hobbyist and can tell you first hand he speaks the truth. I got very annoyed and frustrated by those critical of him just because those mongerers were not as successful as he was. YMMV in this game. I have had more success than the jag w / some providers and the jag has owned me with others getting many more extras than I ever did. Fact is our experiences may vary session to session.

I saw Lynn this week. Great tits and great ass for a GILF. Her face is busted up but I did not care. I'm a sucker for a big ass. I did not get FS but got almost everything else. Strong performer if you can tolerate an older lady with a busted mug. She has a great body for an older women and is pretty horny. Cheers.Yeah man! You called it. Busted up face. Brutal honesty. I appreciate it very much. Yes Lynn is a GILF, but she is best fucked K9!

As you know I have pretty much fucked all of the consenting LMT's and Rub gals in the area. I began seeing Escorts a few months ago so, I am working through those Escorts that I find attractive. Of course, I don't fuck gals I find unattractive. That's just me.

Oh, here is a CL link to Body by Beth. She provides extras as long as you are ok with her mother fucking boyfriend sitting on the couch downstairs. Oh, if you want brownie points with Beth, bring a doggie biscuit for her cute little dog.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586393440.html

[Kekekecrew77]

Between Michele and Tatianna, which one would you choose.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I noticed that Beth did not have her phone number posted in her ad.

PM me if you guys need it. I know some of you have already seen Beth.

And if you want to increase your chances of getting extras, please give her dog (no, not her boyfriend, her actual dog) a bone. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586393440.html

[Brevard Newbie]

The old adage worked here Jag, hard diligent work paid off. You got so popular you now have your own thread. That is quite an accolade my friend. I guaranty you this will be one of the most active threads on the Orlando Board.

Let the fun begin!

BN.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have received many PM's about this stunning and gorgeous young hot little piece of oversexed Latina ass. I have posted about her and I have seen her maybe 5 or 6 times.

But this chick has a nice body and is very sexy. She is a YMMV girl as I may have mentioned in my previous posts. However, if Nikki likes you, you can get a good variety of menu options. No total FS though.

Especially if you can get her to come to your home or hotel.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586710281.html

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I apologize if this is a duplicate post. I got distracted and I think my session timed out on me.

Forgive me.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586710281.html

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

This is Malayka. Say Hello, to my little friend. LOL.

Called her a few times and she just "creeped" me out a bit over the phone. We spoke a few times and I kept wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt but she just gave off an unusual and bizarre vibe.

I took a pass. I know brother LawDog17 saw her and I think Barolo too, along with a few other guys on here.

If any of you newbies want to check her out go for it. I don't believe she has been reviewed in a while.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586499670.html

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know I try to be an equal opportunity guy when it comes to fertilizing the uteruses of Orlando's finest providers.

But there those gals that I do not see because I personally do not find them to be to my liking. It's that simple.

I spoke to Lisa on the phone. She is a very sweet and pleasant lady.

Just not to my liking.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4587290205.html

[Camera3]

So, I guess if there was any doubt that Jag is real it is settled. He now has his own thread. Either that, or A2 has lost his fucking mind.

I am proud of my brother, and proud of A2, as well. So, to a man that is the embodiment of the phrase in the Viagra commercial, "For an erection lasting more than four hours," Jag, you are awesome, man.

Keep up the good work.

C3.

[Drift King]

Jag, congrat on having your own thread. I wish I was half as popular as you are!

Keep up the good work.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen sexual nirvana and it may be Laney. No, I have not seen her yet. But, I can tell you that this chick is fucking hot and sexy. I believe she has been reviewed recently in the Positive Reviews Escort Section.

Good brother NedleyMandingo gave her a great review.

I can promise you, when I see this hot young babe, I (I am calling her now), am going to stretch her little vagina out as far as I possible can. In her video she looks as sweet and innocent as a hot little college co-ed.

You have my word, gentlemen!

Oh, and if that sweet vag pic does not have you running to see her, nothing will.

By the way, is it me, or, is Laney wearing a diamond solitaire on her wedding finger?

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Between Michele and Tatianna, which one would you choose.Frankly, It is a mutha fucking toss up! LOL. Maybe I can call Essence and schedule a PSE, GFE threesome with these gals. I know Tatiana WILL do a threesome. PM on that.

Both gals are smoking hot in their own way. Seriously, neither gal has big tits. But they both have ass for daaaaaayyyyys. LOL.

Both gals are very, very beautiful and sexy. Both are YMMV gals, to be sure. Both are FS, too (Again, YMMV).

Hmmmm, brother K3 Crew77. Again, great question, sir.

But if I had to absolutely had to pick one, I would have to go with Tatiana, because her, ahem, hygiene is a bit more, how shall I say, fragrant.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

There are times when you look at a woman's face and you are left speechless. Jasmine has one of those faces. Jasmine is young, she is innocent, she is beautiful. And let be even, more frank, so you don't think I am a hard hearted man: Jasmine is the best piece of ass I have ever had and I've had them all over Orlando! (that last sentence was a quote from the scene in The Godfather where Jack Woltz told Consigliere, Tom Hagen, that Johnny Fontaine was not getting a part in Woltz's new movie because Woltz's female protégé', ran off with Johnny Fontaine. LOL).

Indeed, Jasmine will melt your heart and stiffen your huge cock with just one look at her innocent face. Don't let the face fool you. This sexy little Latina co-ed is becoming quite experienced in the rub business. She really is. Jasmine has ben at essence now for about 6 months or so. Her body is curvy and soft and very warm. Her fucking skin is soooooooooo very smooth, too. Jasmine is still learning the ropes, under the tutelage of Tatiana, cock crazy Deziah and Lisette / Selena and my sessions with her were truly ball draining. PM for more.

Total Coin: 120-240. Yes, yes, yes, your fucking YMMV.

JaguarXF.

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[OldPumper]

Excellent work Jag.

Not sure who's idea it was to come up with this Jag's sandbox thread, but you two are a couple of brillant fuckin geniuses for making this long overdue thread happen.

Finally a go to thread to find quality coed pussy, pussy, pussy or just good pussy in general.

In all my years of mongering and being a member of this great forum, Jag you are clearly the master of finding and sharing pussy here on USASG and the most valuable monger on the Orlando board by far.

I must say Jag, you Sir are one of the best if not the best monger that has ever hit this forum by storm with such priceless intel on finding and enjoying pussy.

Finally a monger with good taste in pussy who's driven to share the finds with us all.

Couple of years ago all we heard about was the same damn hand full of gals every damn day (BORING AS HELL LOL).

You bring a variety of intel to the board on gals of all shapes and sizes rub gals and escorts, and as we all know if she gets wet and will fuck for a fee the JagMaster has had some LOL.

I have been away from the board for quite some time now due to all the same ole same ole shit and the white Knighting and captain save a ho's, no disrespect to any of the ladies who may be reading.

It's awesome to login and see a monger with less than a thousand post counts doing great things on the board and even getting your very own thread Jag.

There are mongers here with over a thousand post count, hell even two-thousand post but your highly impressive intel and post are mostly all about pussy pussy pussy and that's what this site is all about an Sir you sure as hell know how to bring it and bang it LOL.

Thanks for providing:

1. The providers link to her ad.

2. What's on the menu FS, CIM, CIMWS, BBBJ, ect ect.

3. Damage / Coinage for the fun.

I'm sure this thread will make things much much more easier to find and get what we want although we all know the old saying YMMV.

Congrats to ya and thanks again Jag for all your hard work and efforts my good lad.

Hell, even if you gave up the hobby tomorrow you would be a fuckin legend and damn near impossible to top by anyone old or new.

You have the torch Jag so keep it lit and let it shine because you are truly the king of fucking on USASG in my book pal.

Thanks again also to the Admin2 for allowing the Jag to do his thing and doing what he does best, bringing us pussy and life back to USASG with pussy reports and entertainment.

OP.

[Tyrice24]

It always fun to get your input on things.

[Exec Talent]

Jag,

Congrats on your own thread. Long overdue brother. Expect nothing to see nothing but a Bevy of Ultimate Lovely Lustful Sexy Hot Intriguing Temptresses.

Exec.

[Quasimodo45]

You've made the big time!

For me. This will make reading the boards easier. As I can soitenly find all of brother Jag's posts (& replies) easily. And I can follow threads on the other boards more coherently!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Say Hello, to Paula. This attractive and sexy early 20's Latina was at the former MBS before it closed it's doors. I have seen Paula and I can tell you that she is very engaging, convivial, pretty and friendly. Paula has a nice little Latina body great smile and super attitude. She really enjoys what she does and she will perform an excellent nude BTB to full completion. Menu options are available and she is a YMMV provider.

Total Coin: 150.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Just a heads up. I have not seen Jade per se, but she may very well be "Lisa" from the former MBS (whom I have seen) based upon the photo used in this Salt Spa ad. The pic is strikingly similar to what "Lisa" looks like in person.

If it is, then, based upon my experience I would say to go for it. She is a good looking, fucking sexy and hot MILF!

Menu options are WIDE (FS) open and Jade is NOT a YMMV gal. So, that is a good thing.

PM for more data if you need it.

Total Coin: 245/30 minutes.

JaguarXF.

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[CuriousJo]

I love this idea! The Jag having his own section. Congratulations brother your deserve it. Keep up the good work.

[Fisherman0317]

Gentlemen,

Say Hello, to Paula. This attractive and sexy early 20's Latina was at the former MBS before it closed it's doors. I have seen Paula and I can tell you that she is very engaging, convivial, pretty and friendly. Paula has a nice little Latina body great smile and super attitude. She really enjoys what she does and she will perform an excellent nude BTB to full completion. Menu options are available and she is a YMMV provider.

Total Coin: 150.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-start-your-day-with-a-smile-in-your-face-latina-22/7074836Awesome intel on a lot of lovelies. My first stop now when I logon.

[Otwist]

Congrats to the Jag on his own thread and congrats to A2 for this brilliant idea. Jag writes so many reviews and has so much excellent intel that it often gets lost in the other threads and becomes very hard to find. This thread solves that problem.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

And you newbies. A few guys have PM'd me regarding Emily at PAS. Let me say this: Emily is, without question, one the horniest women in this sexually amoral business! I swear to God (forgive me father, for The Jag has sinned more times than I can count), Emily actually FUCKS YOU! You don't fuck Emily. I have had more than a few encounters with her and her sex drive is off the charts. Those of you who have seen her know what I am talking about. My PSE, GFE, Anal play, one on ones and threesomes with her were of Top Porn Quality. As most of you know, I fucked everything at PAS that had a pulse. LOL. Keri Morgan, Camilla, Patricia, Alexa, Tina, Emily all are carrying my "spawn", if you will. Did I forget someone?? Oh yes! Fucking Hailey!! Fucking yes! Hailey (MBS ex-patriot).

I tell you all the truth: The Latina providers are, generally speaking, about the MOST accommodating ladies in the rub business. I love all my sexy little (and those who are not so little) Latinas and they all love me (well, at least for 30/60 minutes at 200 dollars, anyway.).

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/4073691538-let-your-fantasys-run-wild-with-sexy-latina-brunette-emilyflat-rates-26/9412624

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I received a couple of PM's regarding McKenzie and a brother in the massage thread asked if McKenzie was back at Essence full time. No, McKenzie is not back at Essence full time. McKenzie has a regular 9-5 type job (and baby I thank you for all that you do for God's creatures in your job) and only works at Essence once a week. She did work there a few days per week 6 months ago, but she has cut back.

Now, with regard to the PM's. If you have read my reviews on McKenzie, you know how deeply and Pruriently sexualized this sexy young co-ed is. McKenzie's vagina is "phat". Her labial lips are thick, soft, smooth and my goodness, they taste so fucking good! DATY with McKenzie will have her orgasming just like I make Tatiana orgasm when I do DATY on her. McKenzie's ass if so fucking round, plump "meaty" and feminine that I think that they only position we ever fucked in was K9! And McKenzie is so very beautiful as well. She looks good, she smells good, she feels good and like I said, her Long Island New York attitude makes the fuck session more intense. She looks like a fucking college cheerleader that your pervs masturbate while, ahem, watching college football games. LOL. I like to fuck her K9, grab her face while she is looking back at me, and have her talk dirty to my face as she sticks her tongue out begging for my seed. Then, as I am about to pump my searing load, deep, deeper and finally balls deep into her young co-ed fuck tunnel, McKenzie reaches back and gentle massages my ball sac causing me to punish her intestines with my hot, thick load of molten seed. As I am pumping and pumping and pumping my spasming prick McKenzie's continues to talk dirty filthy nasty to me with our tongues swirling around each other's hot mouths until the last thick gobs of viscous semen are firmly deposited into McKenzie's ovulating uterus.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I know Ashlee has some "issues", but it looks like she just started posting ads again. I have seen Ashlee before and for you newbies. Ashlee, like Emily at PAS, FUCKS YOU. You don't' fuck Ashlee. Ashlee is 27, blonde, 5-7 130 pounds or so with green eyes (I think). She is very clean, too. Her vagina is exquisitely shaved and her labial lips are medium thin. Her clitoris has a nice "domed hood" on it and she loves to have is kissed, licked, slurped and suckled. Her ass is among the best in the business. I fucked her little vagina, K9, with reckless abandon and "vim and viggah". Ashlee, like McKenzie at Essence, loves to talk dirty and nasty while you fuck her. As I was fucking Ashlee K9, I spread her knees apart so she could reach between her legs and gently massage my scrotal sac. As she did this, she looked back at me with her pretty face and begged me to pump my thick viscous load into her feminine intestines. We fucked with "depraved indifference" as I began to feel the "cement mixer" churning of my swollen ball sac. Ashlee oh so tenderly rubbed my ball sac as the first blast of molten seed travel up my urethra, through my convulsing shaft and shot out of the deep pink colored head of my heaving cock. Four more blasts of my hot seed shot out of the head of my convulsing cock with such force that I could actually FEEL each hot spurt blast out of me. Ashlee slammed her ass cheeks against my pelvis, as my powerful hips met her lustfully frantic, feminine thrusts with equal force. I nearly passed out from the intensity of my orgasm, as Ashlee too, orgasmed all over my prick with her Kegel muscle violently squeezing the base of my now spent and sobbing cock.

Total Coin: 250/60.

JaguarXF.

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[MrGixxer]

Just want to take a second to say congratulations to the King. The Jag. I come to this site to read your reviews and now finding them will be so much easier.

Also wanted to say Thank You for all your help and for having the patiance to help a newbie as myself out. Its hard enough to get replies from some guys let alone advice. Your opinions and your kindness mean alot!

[LondonFan19]

Hey Jag, long time reader of the forum but I don't post often. Wanted to say congrats on your own thread, your posts were always very informative and quite funny to read. Don't let haters get you down. But I do want to ask. What do you do? You seem to have an absolutely infinite purse of Jag-coins. Would you hook me up with a job? LOL. Have fun and keep them coming.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I got sick to my stomach reading this story. And you will too. Indeed, a horrific murder / tragedy. Craigslist is full of stories like this. I bet thousands of other crimes are perpetrated by jealous boyfriends and husbands who decide that they really don't like watching their significant others being banged, while they jerk off in the closet watching the action, then, "come out of the closet" (yes, bad pun, LOL) and beat up the hobbyist. Yet, those attacks are either unreported, due to the embarrassment of the situation, or, they are not as deadly as in the instant case and they may or may not wind up on the local news.

Either way, I will never try to meet chicks on Craigslist for sex. Too much really, really bad shit can happen. But, as always, I respect those guys that do, as they like the "thrill" of it.

JaguarXF.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/21/police-pregnant-teen-strangled-boyfriend-decapitated-after-arranging-sex-with/?intcmp=obinsite

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, Sweet Elite had some recent issues with LE. To be clear, and based upon PM's with SM's with LE backgrounds, Sweet Elite had been under investigation since shortly after it opened. As was reported in the news, CI's (confidential informants, LE) had been in Elite several times over the past two plus months. Some of the girls were giving "massages" when they were not licensed to do so. Sweet Elite was a "Sales and Marketing" establishment. It was NOT a licensed massage parlor. Sure these girls are not Ph. The. Level girls, so, while they thought they were giving a "Rub", they were actually giving a "massage" to a CI. So, the CI's come in a few more times over a period of a month or two just to make sure they are gathering good "evidence" along with evidence of sex acts for a price and bingo!: You have probable cause to obtain a search warrant.

Constant Blue is 100% correct as always (and my good brother CB, please feel free to add to this if you wish. Thank you). The Florida DOH can come in at any time to inspect the place and check for licensure. But MBI only comes in if they have "probable cause" to believe illegal activity is occurring based upon the sworn affidavits of the CI's. The same thing happened at MBS back on 11-28-2012. CI's had gone in previously, girls were giving unlicensed massages and offering "extras" and they nailed them. It just so happened that the two girls that were nailed actually were offering "extras" to two MBI agents, posing as clients. Thankfully, the two clients at Elite were hobbyists. But, that did not matter because MBI already had probable cause to go in.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have tried repeatedly to see this hot looking (well, the pics look good anyway) babe for a few weeks. I am not getting any response. I called three times and then followed up with two texts over the span of about four weeks. I left messages too. I give up. LOL.

I know the pics are likely fake.

Has anyone seen her?

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I was banging away at some pussy today (review later) when my fucking cell phone went off. WTF!! When I checked it later, to my surprise, it was fucking Heather MILF! Yes, fucking Heather MILF Princess! I could not believe it, as I had not seen her in a few months.

Why the fuck was she calling me? She KNOWS I don't do "fisting" in my asshole, no big purple dildos in my asshole, either, and I let her slide her index finger in my asshhole only because she said she would let me fuck her if I did. LOL I called her back, but, of course, there was no answer. I left it at that. I have not heard back from her up to this point.

She is a great fuck, a sexy babe and LOVES mutual masturbation (MM) while she pounds her tight little MILF vagina with her big purple dildo.

No, gentlemen, I do not plan on seeing Heather MILF Princess again, as I have NO fucking idea what she may have planned for me and my asshole! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10194105&image=10876794

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I reached out to this young woman very, very recently. She had a real NASTY and I mean NASTY attitude right from the start. She had one of the nastiest attitudes of any LMT that I could remember. Even Kimberley (the control freak) sounded better than Vanya when we first spoke on the phone. LOL.

I asked Vanya about the pricing, draping, etc. She said draping is optional. She said she comes to hotels and that most hotels have massage tables, as she does NOT fucking have one!! WTF! A fucking LMT / CMT that does not have her own massage table? Dude, that is fucked up. She did say that if there was no massage table available that we could "do it in the bed". LOL. But with her fucked up phone attitude, I did not think it would any better in person. So, gently, I mentioned to Vanya that most other LMT's offer the same massage for half that price. Vanya, responded that she is certainly worth the extra coin (though she did use the word "coin". LOL) and that the prices are not negotiable. Now, I remember Mel (see link) offering to see me for a full nude BTB massage for 130, when she always advertises at 160/60 minutes. I thought I could get Vanya to reconsider. NO chance. She was not budging off of her price, nor her fucked up and "pissy" attitude. I thanked Vanya and said: "have a nice day".

Hey Barolo, looks like our friend Mel is looking better and better. And is a "CMT" the same as an "LMT"?

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I believe Vanessa is a first time BP advertiser. I called her today and left a very nice AND professional VM. As soon as I hear back from her, I will set up and appointment for this week. (Unless Barolo or LawDog17 gets there first! LOL).

I can't keep my fucking eyes off of her luscious big titties!! I would LOVE to fuck her between her big firms titties (and I know you would too!) Her eyes are beautiful, too. Would you agree? Gentlemen, just imagine Vanessa looking back at you, while you sink your hot throbbing, pulsating and cum spurting man cock deep inside her young, tender, coed fuck tunnel!! Then, pull out just you are about to ejaculate and pump your thick viscous seed all over her mouth, tongue, face, tits, while she is massaging your heavy, sperm filled ball sac and talking dirty to you!

Holy fucking shit, brother!

Vanessa, sweetie, please, please call me, ok?

JaguarXF.

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[KasualKorean]

JaguarXF,

Damn, I wish I had found this damn forum the when I was at a convention in Orlando last week! Would've saved me 2 "lesson learned" nights and $300.

Anyway, have you any experience with this chic?

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/1-xui-gorgeous-exoticnuru-massage-23/10141089

I see her ads all the time and we went back and forth with phone and txts, but nothing materialized because I didn't want to goto her location and she didn't want to come to mine. Not exactly sure why she was so hesitant to come out to me but it might have been a distance issue? Anyways, this chic looks amazingly beautiful and exotic. I'm curious in case I get back up to Orlando anytime soon.

[BuffGuy111]

I'm happy of your success here and wish you continued success in the future. It's nice to see someone with less than 1000 post get more notoriety than others on here. It says a lot about your character.

BG111.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

In answer to your question brother Korean: I tried calling this babe several times before. She has been posting for a while. I never heard back from her. After read your post (I just logged on at 1700 hrs. /5 pm EST) I called her again. No response. No answer. Curiously, though I could be wrong, the young woman in the video does NOT appear to be the woman in the pics. Gee, there's a shocker. LOL.

Of course, if I hear back from her, I will make an appointment anyway and report my findings to the Board.

Oh, and I thank you very much for your kind words brother KasualKorean. I am very sorry you had some bad "dreams" prior to my thread going "live" on 7-25-2014 at 2300 hrs. /11 pm EST (approximately). I hope my thread will be of utilitarian assistance to you as you endeavor to get laid by some of the best providers in Orlando.

I am here for the benefit of the Board.

JaguarXF.

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[Barolo]

Gentlemen,

I reached out to this young woman very, very recently. She had a real NASTY and I mean NASTY attitude right from the start. She had one of the nastiest attitudes of any LMT that I could remember. Even Kimberley (the control freak) sounded better than Vanya when we first spoke on the phone. LOL.

I asked Vanya about the pricing, draping, etc. She said draping is optional. She said she comes to hotels and that most hotels have massage tables, as she does NOT fucking have one!! WTF! A fucking LMT / CMT that does not have her own massage table? Dude, that is fucked up. She did say that if there was no massage table available that we could "do it in the bed". LOL. But with her fucked up phone attitude, I did not think it would any better in person. So, gently, I mentioned to Vanya that most other LMT's offer the same massage for half that price. Vanya, responded that she is certainly worth the extra coin (though she did use the word "coin". LOL) and that the prices are not negotiable. Now, I remember Mel (see link) offering to see me for a full nude BTB massage for 130, when she always advertises at 160/60 minutes. I thought I could get Vanya to reconsider. NO chance. She was not budging off of her price, nor her fucked up and "pissy" attitude. I thanked Vanya and said: "have a nice day".

Hey Barolo, looks like our friend Mel is looking better and better. And is a "CMT" the same as an "LMT"?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classy-and-discreet-massage-_-_-_-_-_-_-_outcall-available-now-24/10268879

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10268879&image=10692822

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http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=7685193&image=9309667LOL-Don't blame me if she is not the same as her picture and a so-so massage! I checked with one of my go to girls. In some states LMT and CMT is the same but in Florida there really is not a CMT. She could be a CMT in another state but it is not recognized in Fl. That could be why she is advertising as bodyrubs!

[Pearls99]

Great to have a thread dedicated to the one guy that can give us all the answers we need-Jag. I look forward to reading this thread daily, keep up the good work Jag.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Here is Jade. Formerly of MBS. She is one of the hottest and sexiest AA gals I have ever seen!

She is now independent. PM for great Intel.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just wanted to add this little nugget for you.

Envea is working with Jade. They will be in town until Sunday. Envea is a very voluptuous Trinidadian girl who has curves for days! Look at her lips gentlemen and that tongue and just picture yourself Titty fucking her and blowing you hot molten load in her mouth, on her tongue and all over her gorgeous face! Then, Envea will take your sobbing, crying, cum spurting prick back into her hot little co-ed mouth and proceed to "suckle" and "nurse" on your massive, veiny meat stick until every last thick, viscous string of your warm ejaculate is "oozing" its way down her hot little co-ed throat!

God, I love Latinas!

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have not posted about Luxsa in a couple of months. There are a lot of newbies here so this will help them as well.

My sexy, stunning, vivacious, lustful, licentious, concupiscent, carnal, horny and seductive temptress Natasha still has some of the most attractive and sexy ladies in the Rub industry. In light of the recent events that have transpired, I will assume that business will "spike" at Luxsa. Natasha has asked me not to give detailed reviews of her girls, so, I will not violate her trust in me.

What I will say is that all of Natasha's girls (and I have seen all of them, at one time or another, save for the most recent new hire) are extremely, good looking, sexy, intelligent, sensual, effervescent, convivial, personable and VERY eager to please your pulsating, throbbing, twitching and convulsing meat stick in every mutha fucking way possible! Their cum starved asses and huge (Love Selena's bolt ons!) cock craving, "pearl necklace inducing" tits are among the very best in Orlando.

Enjoy, gentlemen!

Anything else, PM only.

JaguarXF.

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[Cal 41]

I want to thank Jag for all his efforts and congratulate him for this blog! Talk about TOFTT he has taken hundreds if not more and passed his experience to us slackers. By now we know the body type woman that really floats his boat (bertha butt and the butt sisters come to mind LOL) and we can go from there. Personally he has given me straight advice that has benefited my quest for more fine "P" than anyone. There are other fine contributors but I like what he says and love that now it's easy to find his posts. I now have quite a bucket list of fine Orlando girls to see that but for mostly him I hadn't even considered driving to Orlando as I was a Tampa visitor when I searched for a good time. As an aside some girls do owe him for added revenue and that is a side reason for this site, us sharing the good and bad! So thanks again Mr. Jag!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, with the recent events, all of the girls from Elite have been, "displaced" if you will. However, many of them are still available.

I have digits for those guys that want to see their favorite girl. PM me for that, as I have received permission to give out their cell numbers.

CAUTION: I can mutha fucking promise each and EVERY one of you that you WILL be thoroughly "vetted" prior to my giving out any cell numbers. Am I clear? Good. After I give you their cell numbers, you are on your own. Everything else is between you and the provider.

Now, I am only doing this to assist these young ladies as they are now out of a fucking job and many of them have bills that are fucking due. I care very, very much about these beautiful and sexy ladies. I really do. And I am mutha fucking heartbroken that this has happened to them. These are nice, good, decent, honest girls who were simply bringing a little dose of happiness and fulfillment to the fine (yes, and not so fine) gentlemen of Orlando.

True, as you can see from the ad, a couple are still there and are understandably, "on edge", due to the recency events. But, the rest of them are SCARED shitless and will NOT return to Elite.

I have seen and reviewed ALL of these lovely hotties (some of them dozens of times!) and I promise you that they are all eager "performers" and will give you a fabulous and highly erotic Rub.

I guarantee that you will not leave disappointed.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen these photos for a month or two (in Jasmines case three months at least) and I was hoping that the owners of Elite and Essence would remove them from their respective BP ads. They have "summarily" failed to do so, so, it is incumbent upon me to advise them that they should remove these very unflattering photos.

Both of these young hotties are very good looking. I think the first link is supposed to be "Khloe" from Essence and the second link is the beautiful Jasmine from Essence Spa, LLC.

I like how Jasmine's tongue is sticking out. She really can suck a cock! Like I said in my earlier review of Jasmine: She has been in the business for only 6 months or so, but, gentlemen, Jasmine is learning "at the knee", of the cock crazed Deziah.

My God! Can you imagine a PSE threesome with these two nymphs??

As for, Khloe, she is VERY, VERY new to the business AND young. Aaahhhhhh, Ummmm, yes gentlemen, the sweet "musky", tangy aroma of young, tender, feminine co-ed vaginal flesh is the most fragrant "aroma" of all!

JaguarXF.

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[RossJames]

I have seen Ava twice, once recently at SR and the first time at Venus a couple of months ago. Back then she was a little controlling and a little uptight, but very attractive, a beautiful face and a rocking body.

Saw her last week and I have to say she was a lot of fun. Much more relaxed and open. Very sexy and friendly.

Would absolutely recommend both her and Lauren who is also at SR, and who I also saw at Venus. Very attractive fun personality. I believe Jag gave a glowing report on her at the time.

RJ.


Gentlemen,

I saw Ava at Salt Spa and she is a real gem. She has some reviews where a couple of guys think she is ok looking but I think she is quite attractive. Mya, Monica and Madeline at Jackie's place are new hotties on the scene. PM about them. They are stunning and gorgeous.

Ava Salt Spa on Lee Road. American / Latina mix. Early 20's. 5-4/125. Body: 8/10. Average size breasts with nice soft, smooth skin. Br / Br. She has some tats. Jag's Hygiene Rating 10/10. Ava is a very sexy, outgoing, ebullient and friendly young woman. She made me feel at ease immediately. Within 60 seconds after I was lying on the table she was putting my hand on her pussy. True story. Ava, IMHO, is very attractive, sultry and sensual. Ava's facial lines are exquisite with all vectors leading to an almost perfect facial "mosaic". Indeed, gentlemen, Ava is one of the more smolderingly sexy and sensual women in the Rub business. Her smooth, sexy and warm body felt so fucking hot as she glided, slid, stroked and stoked every inch of my powerful and masculine body. Ava has a full menu and I did partake of her wide menu options. We had a very intense and highly sexual session. We combined a variety of erotic positions culminating in a volcanic and euphoric finish K9, with Ava's gorgeous ass and shaved pussy bent over the massage table, with her ass spread wide. I pumped and pumped and pumped, my molten, searing Seed deep, deeper and Ohhhhh sooooooooooooooooo fucking balls deep into her tender young, ovulating uterus. My knees buckled and my body trembled as my cock pumped it's thick, viscous life giving seed into Ava's stretched out and very horny little cervix (covered, of course). Ava did a gentle, loving and sexy reach around and talked very dirty to me the entire time I was cumming inside her warm feminine body. She massaged my depleting testicles and moaned sensually, until she had milked every last vestige of my juniors from my anguished" and tortured scrotum. Our session was so fucking intense and sexual that we even went over about 10 minutes. Ava was a true woman in every possible way and oooohhhhhhhh, sooooo very hot. I could have easily fallen in love with her.

Total Coin: 265/60 minutes. I will definitely repeat.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just wanted to make a quick comment about this LMT, pursuant to a recent review and another brothers request.

Yes, this provider has been reviewed by good brother Columbian Coco. I think brother Camera3 suggested that I pay her a visit as well. LOL. Yes, I saw her ad when it first appeared. I looked at her face very, very carefully, as I always do. I simply made the determination that I did not find her to my liking. Otherwise, I would have made an appointment to see her.

Simply put, and most of you know this: If I am not attracted to a woman, I will not see her. It's that simple. No nonsense, no bullshit. I think we all feel that way. Seriously, if you are not attracted to a provider by her photo (assuming that it either really is her, or, she is a fair representation, thereof) then why would you see her.

Now, I certainly and will always respect my dear brothers and their reviews. Always have. Always will. What I find UNattractive, another guy may find attractive. What I may find attractive, another gentleman may not. It's that simple. Beauty as always, is in the eye of the hobbyist. Always has been. Always will be.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

It has been quite a while since I wrote a review on Massage Envy. I visited a few places within the past 6 weeks and I have some reports to upload.

The Massage Envy Locations I visited were in East Orlando, Winter Park and Hunter's Creek.

JaguarXF.

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Winter-Park.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Waterford-Lakes.aspx

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My apologies gentlemen.

Khloe is at Sweet Elite, not Essence Spa, LLC. (Sorry, Tatiana, Jaymme / Melani and BK if you guys got pissed at the error. I am correcting it now.).

Again, due to the recency of events, Khloe and one of the other girls that stayed, has a new name. You can see them in the accompanying BP ad.

As always, PM me for additional Intel.

Even though this pic is NOT Khloe, it is really an unflattering photo, nevertheless. It needs to be pulled from the ad. IMHO.

The photo of Jasmine is her (or her fucking twin. LOL). Don't you just want to shoot your warm, thick semen all over her gorgeous tongue, into her little co-ed mouth and finish off on her pretty face? Come on guys, you know you do. I was going to during my session with her but I deposited my load somewhere else!

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Brother KasualKorean inquired about this young woman and I decided to give her a shot. She looked pretty hot. I called her today and left a VM. She called me back this evening and the conversation did not go well. LOL.

Right out of the gate, in the background, I could hear a dudes voice yelling or, talking very loudly. Bad start. I said Hello, and asked her about her availability for an "incall appointment. " She asked me what time did I want to see her. I said that I was actually think about the upcoming weekend. She said, in a somewhat nasty tone, that I would have to call back on the day I wanted to see her and to call back then. I said, "ok" and then I asked her, (with a straight face, LOL.) if the "nice" gentlemen yelling in the background would be present during our "Nuru Massage".

She hung up. LOL.

Brother KasualKorean, I tried to assist you. However, it looks like you're own your own my good man, with this gal (and the screaming dude in the background, LOL).

JaguarXF.

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[AncientOne]

So pleased that Jag has his own thread. Congrats, you earned it!. You are the "go to" source of Intel and I thank you for sharing.

So very few of us mongers have the unique combination of time, money, lust, stamina, and mastery of the written word that the Jag has. Keep it up (pun intended) brother Jag. Stay safe my brother mongers.

AncientOne.

[DubDoctor407]

Gentlemen,

It has been quite a while since I wrote a review on Massage Envy. I visited a few places within the past 6 weeks and I have some reports to upload.

The Massage Envy Locations I visited were in East Orlando, Winter Park and Hunter's Creek.

JaguarXF.

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Winter-Park.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Waterford-Lakes.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Hunters-Creek.aspxThank you Jag. I have always wanted to try out massage envy but was suspect if I would be able to get more than just a massage there. Can't wait!! (bart scott voice).

[MelBaby]

My all time favorite client. Sexy, tall, built Jagmeister. Oh how proud I am of you getting your own thread. Congratulations daddy jag. I wish you wouldn't be too busy for your sexy co ed teenage fuck flesh. I miss you so much my body aches for you. I hope you get back to me. Xoxo.

Mel 💕.

[KasualKorean]

Gentlemen,

Brother KasualKorean inquired about this young woman and I decided to give her a shot. She looked pretty hot. I called her today and left a VM. She called me back this evening and the conversation did not go well. LOL.

Right out of the gate, in the background, I could hear a dudes voice yelling or, talking very loudly. Bad start. I said Hello, and asked her about her availability for an "incall appointment. " She asked me what time did I want to see her. I said that I was actually think about the upcoming weekend. She said, in a somewhat nasty tone, that I would have to call back on the day I wanted to see her and to call back then. I said, "ok" and then I asked her, (with a straight face, LOL.) if the "nice" gentlemen yelling in the background would be present during our "Nuru Massage".

She hung up. LOL.

Brother KasualKorean, I tried to assist you. However, it looks like you're own your own my good man, with this gal (and the screaming dude in the background, LOL).

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/100realotexy-petite-asianbarbie-ready4younuru-massage-100satisfaction-100independent-23/10352848Yeah, she didn't seem too eager to when I contacted her as well. Whenever I hear a dude or other person in the background, I just hangup (TV or person, doesn't matter as I'm already spooked). Thanks for trying.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have received many PM's regarding Sweet Elite and whether or not it is safe to go in there.

As good brother Camera3 pointed out and a few other guys, MBI shit ALL over their donut powdered faces when they called the news expecting to parade a bunch of young innocent women out of Elite, as a show of might. The inference was to let the residents of Orlando know that Lt. Mike and his marauding band of jack booted thugs, were hard at work cleaning up the streets of Orlando by putting away dangerously violent and psychopathic young 20 something women, whose only offense was to help make life easier for the men of Orlando, by proving them with Body Rubs. Lt. Mike fucked up big time with this one. His so-called continuing investigation will, likewise, end in abject fucking futility for MBI. I have boots on the ground in this case and I can tell you the, so-called, ongoing investigation will yield nothing.

As far as guys going back to Elite. Personally, I would not have a problem going in. No problem at all. The girls all know me. I know them. No big deal. But there are only two girls there now because the rest are scared shitless and will not return. The same thing happened at MBS, PAS, I-8, etc. These places get hit, things slow down for a month or so, then, business picks back up.

Just use some caution and be aware of your surroundings.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just wanted to let you know that shaving your ball sac before you see a provider will REALLY increase the level of sensitivity in that area by 40%.

Studies show (yes, yes, based on my own personal experience LOL) that guys who shave their sacs prior to having sex increase their level of phallic sensitivity and arousal, thereby, leading to more intense, voluminous and long lasting ejaculations. I can't tell you have much more fucking intense my ejaculations are after I shave my sac. I shot some of my most intense, forceful, amazing, high arcing gouts and gobs cum at MBS, Elite, PAS, I-8, Salt Spa and Essence while one of their lovely honey's had their faces and tongues bathing my freshly shaved ball sac. The same applies to the rest of the women I fucked during my time in this glorious, pussy infested, vaginal secreting hobby!

So, gentlemen, get those razors out, though I DO NOT recommend a straight razor (one slip and you will be singing falsetto with Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons and you WILL NOT be Walking Like a Man, LOL), and start manscpaping your sperm filled ball sacs.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from, you know who. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Indian River]

Does anyone know what happens to the spa owner or building owner after a " raid".

[Indian River]

I was told today that LEO may try to put a camera in room when being massage! Any thoughts?

[Barolo]

Where are the reviews from Massage Envy? You are slacking!

[Mikinho]

Congratulations on getting your own thread Jag!

Thanks again for your prior help to me (and to all of us) in hooking up with the ladies!

Mikinho.

[Brevard Newbie]

Great info Jag but I started with my electric hair clippers before applying the face razor and the nicks from the electric razor cut the ball skin to the point of bleeding in several places. Out of commission for at least a week now! LOL. Kind of a turn off for a girl to view this to say the least.

As I predicted your Sandbox is gaining popularity by the day! Soon you will be elevated to Sandbox Moderator and run your entire show. You are the "Howard Stern" of USASEXGUIDE Orlando buddy. PM me if you want to shoot the breeze.

BN.


Gentlemen,

I just wanted to let you know that shaving your ball sac before you see a provider will REALLY increase the level of sensitivity in that area by 40%.

Studies show (yes, yes, based on my own personal experience LOL) that guys who shave their sacs prior to having sex increase their level of phallic sensitivity and arousal, thereby, leading to more intense, voluminous and long lasting ejaculations. I can't tell you have much more fucking intense my ejaculations are after I shave my sac. I shot some of my most intense, forceful, amazing, high arcing gouts and gobs cum at MBS, Elite, PAS, I-8, Salt Spa and Essence while one of their lovely honey's had their faces and tongues bathing my freshly shaved ball sac. The same applies to the rest of the women I fucked during my time in this glorious, pussy infested, vaginal secreting hobby!

So, gentlemen, get those razors out, though I DO NOT recommend a straight razor (one slip and you will be singing falsetto with Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons and you WILL NOT be Walking Like a Man, LOL), and start manscpaping your sperm filled ball sacs.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from, you know who. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Fffun]

Is "Jag's Sandbox" the best title for the well-deserved board? After, we all know what cats do in sandboxes. Big cat, small cat, wild or domesticated. Put them in a sandbox and the same thing inevitably happens.

I kind of like "Jag's Jungle". After all, it is a jungle out there, brother, but it's your jungle!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I was told today that LEO may try to put a camera in room when being massage! Any thoughts?Gentlemen and Indian River.

I am not an attorney (though, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. LOL), but I can promise you that cameras are NOT allowed inside the Massage rooms, under any circumstances. It's is a matter of privacy, protected by Federal and State statutes.

As much as MBI would like it to happen, it will never happen. It would be like putting a camera in your proctologists' office while he / she is giving you a rectal exam (I know. Bad example but, hey, it's the only one I could think of. LOL).

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Where are the reviews from Massage Envy? You are slacking!My goodness, my beloved brother Barolo. Aren't you the impatient one! Be careful, or, you may have to go back in the perv corner until you can play nice. LOL.

I saw 5 Massage Envy Massage Therapists within the past several weeks (6 weeks). As you know, a very, VERY UTR provider works at a Massage Envy location here in Orlando. My most trusted SM brothers know who I am talking about. She reads the Board, so I must use great discretion when I post my review. I don't want to piss her off and get cock blocked from future visits with her.

Now, let me be clear: My Massage Envy review will not be ball draining, nor very cock stiffening. Sorry about that, but, finding extras at Massage envy is like finding Jimmy Hoffa's body: Slim and none. It will be a simple review and there will be NO names mentioned publically. I will only disseminate names of girls via backchannel PM. Understood? Good. I knew you guys would understand.

I felt it was my solemn duty to the Board to gather Intel on Massage Envy and report my findings accordingly. I believe it has been 10 months since I last posted a review on my Massage Envy visits.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Let me be unequivocally clear and irrefutable: MelBaby is, indeed, the finest piece of young (18-21 age bracket) co-ed fuck flesh in Orlando. MelBaby survived my rigorous assault upon her tender, pink, little vagina with my 3 inch wide meat stick. I swear to God when I first penetrated her undersized vagina, with the hammer head shark like head of my throbbing cock, I almost lost my load right there. Sweet baby Mel, whimpered, sobbed and moaned as only a young co-ed can, as I penetrated the soft, moist, warm and tight embrace of her convulsing little vagina. As I pushed deeper and deeper in to her surrendering vaginal canal and into the very back of her small cervix, I thought I felt a soft, warm "thump" against my cock. Did I break her hymen? It was so hot and intense that I almost came again. The thick, intertwining, throbbing veins of my pulsating shaft twitched with each beat of my heart against MelBaby's cock hungry vagina. As MelBaby surrendered her young warm, soft co-ed flesh to my strong, powerful body, she put her arms around me and gave me one of the best DFK's I have ever experienced. Our warm, wet tongues probed the depths of our mouths and throats with prurient lust and unbridled sexual rapaciousness. We proceeded to have a very ball draining, vaginal secreting, intense and memorable sexual experience that was among the best ever!

I have reviewed MelBaby in the past, as have other guys and I can tell you that this young little co-ed "cheerleader" is indeed, the best young provider in Orlando. The thing that separates MelBaby from the rest is that she is only 18, innocent, has dazzling blue eyes, is total GFE and PSE, has an outstanding attitude, has the softest, tightest vagina in the business, talks as dirty as you want her too, and is even fetish friendly. Check out those feet! Go see her gentlemen. MelBaby will treat you right!

Total Coin: 100-200.

Big Daddy Jag will see you again soon, my love.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen, here is a review of Venus, formerly of Elite Spa.

Enjoy.

Venus: Stunningly beautiful, bi-racial young sex kitten. 23 years old. 5-6/138. Br / br. Body: 8. 5/10. Hygiene Rating: 10/10. Belly Piercing and a REALLY sexy and Classy nose ring. Nice touch, Venus. You know how much I love that nose ring and how sexy it looks on you, my Queen. LOL.

The girls at Sweet Elite say that Venus and I: Argue like you guys are a fucking couple, lololol. That is how well Venus and I know each other. Indeed, gentlemen, Venus and I are a love story. PM only. Venus has an adorable and gentlemen, I mean ADORABLE, young co-ed face and she is a very sexy and rapacious young woman. Venus wears these, Oh fucking J-g, fuck me, please, J-g fuck me, please glasses. Venus has a tasty, cock hungry and delicious, round, firm phat ass, a ball draining split and big beautiful succulent titties. And her thighs! OMFG! Venus' thighs are so very soft, warm and soooo smooth, leading up to her sexy hips, pelvis and stomach, with her hamstring muscles leading up exquisitely into her World Class ass. Venus' thighs remind you of those sexy college cheerleaders you see every Saturday afternoon, as they show us their cock hungry co-ed asses and vaginas. I have a particular affinity for the cheerleaders from the SEC! Their athletic and thick thighs and firm round bubble asses make me forget about watching the games Gentlemen; you know exactly what I am talking about, too. You perverted men! Yes, my baby girl, yes, Venus, I love your gorgeous thighs and ass. Your ass and legs are as hot as any college cheerleader I have seen. I just wish I had more cum to pump into your ass. I really do. Venus' phat azz is easily among my Pantheon of finest provider asses in the business. There is no question about that. Every time Venus bends over at a 45 degree angle, I begin to lose consciousness! As a matter of fact, I would have to rank Venus' ass among my top 50 of all time. Indeed, I have seen this curvy and voluptuous young woman so many fucking times between MBS and Sweet Elite that I easily covered her college tuition, rent and car payments for the past 6 months! Lolol. Indeed, Venus and I are a love story, borne out of pure atavistic lust, desire, passion, abject carnality, sexual debasement, sexual prurience, and unbridled rapaciousness of the raw flesh, that should be made into movie! Venus is naïve, yet, sexy; innocent, yet, sensual; reserved, yet, erotically enticing. Venus' playful flirtations remind you of the college cheerleader you always wanted to fuck, yet you knew that it would NEVER become a reality, but rather a distant and ephemeral dream. When Venus and I first met our very first session went over about 30 minutes (actually the session went about 90 minutes in total) and the front desk girl had to come knock on the door in order to separate, if you will, our sex crazed, lust filled, sweaty bodies! Venus always, performs like an eager (insert pun here) beaver, worships, adores and craves my manhood and lets me know how much her lust filled, horny little co-ed body appreciates it's thickness, if you will. Venus continues to make every Rub experience everything I could ever want in a rub and so, so, so, much fucking more! Thank you, my sexy Venus! I still love you, as always, sweetie.

So, gentlemen, go see Venus. Venus is, indeed, one of the most beautiful, sensual, affectionate, playful and sweetest women in the Rub biz. I guarantee that you will be a happy man.

Total Coin: 150-220. I will repeat, again and again and again.

JaguarXF.

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[Tungphumaster]

Much respect to the esteemed Jag, but would add that shaving anything before seeing a provider does elevate risks of std's as very tiny wounds can be left open. So dream where you would normally be at little risk (and we are always at risk) just jumps a whole lot as our sperm filled sacks (love that expression) bangs against that glorius brown gate to heaven and or the Greek Isles. Safe journeys all!


Gentlemen,

I just wanted to let you know that shaving your ball sac before you see a provider will REALLY increase the level of sensitivity in that area by 40%.

Studies show (yes, yes, based on my own personal experience LOL) that guys who shave their sacs prior to having sex increase their level of phallic sensitivity and arousal, thereby, leading to more intense, voluminous and long lasting ejaculations. I can't tell you have much more fucking intense my ejaculations are after I shave my sac. I shot some of my most intense, forceful, amazing, high arcing gouts and gobs cum at MBS, Elite, PAS, I-8, Salt Spa and Essence while one of their lovely honey's had their faces and tongues bathing my freshly shaved ball sac. The same applies to the rest of the women I fucked during my time in this glorious, pussy infested, vaginal secreting hobby!

So, gentlemen, get those razors out, though I DO NOT recommend a straight razor (one slip and you will be singing falsetto with Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons and you WILL NOT be Walking Like a Man, LOL), and start manscpaping your sperm filled ball sacs.

This has been a Public Service Announcement from, you know who. LOL.

JaguarXF.

[Jwa340]

Gentlemen and Indian River.

I am not an attorney (though, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. LOL), but I can promise you that cameras are NOT allowed inside the Massage rooms, under any circumstances. It's is a matter of privacy, protected by Federal and State statutes.

As much as MBI would like it to happen, it will never happen. It would be like putting a camera in your proctologists' office while he / she is giving you a rectal exam (I know. Bad example but, hey, it's the only one I could think of. LOL).

JaguarXF.I'd be curious to know federal or state statue would apply. There is no "right to privacy" in the Constitution. The best you get is a reasonable expectation of privacy in certain circumstance. At home. On the phone (oh wait. Never mind). Since we're talking about a place that was just busted for unlicensed massage, a place of business, presumably open to the public, I'm not so sure. If the business owner decided to use cameras, they could use cameras. Audio is more difficult.

I'm not implying Elite or anyone else is doing this. In fact, I plan on seeing whoever is still working there real soon. But I do think your answer about cameras was inaccurate.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Based upon these stock photos and the phone number accompanying the ad, I would guess that Mia, Mya has left Brazil Michelle and gone independent. I called her number and left her a VM.

If so, don't expect her excellent service to slack off anytime soon. Mia, Mya, is one of the best providers in Orlando and she is full GFE and PSE.

If anyone has additional data, please post it here, or, in the Massage Thread.

Total Coin: 150-200.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Much respect to the esteemed Jag, but would add that shaving anything before seeing a provider does elevate risks of std's as very tiny wounds can be left open. So dream where you would normally be at little risk (and we are always at risk) just jumps a whole lot as our sperm filled sacks (love that expression) bangs against that glorius brown gate to heaven and or the Greek Isles. Safe journeys all!Brother TPM, that is correct, but, I would certainly hope (and pray) that guys would use extreme caution when shaving their sacs. That is a given. If a guy cuts himself or re-opens an existing, ahem, scab, then he has some real problems and should not be seeing anyone until his biological risk to others is completely eliminated.

I appreciate your input and feedback to my original post and I thank you as well. But, again, I would hope that guys would use their collective common sense and be exceedingly careful to not make ANY tiny wounds or, re-open existing / healing wounds.

Now that I just lost my mutha fucking late night snack on my keyboard, let us fucking move on gentlemen. Lolol.

JaguarXF.

[Camera3]

Would you shave your balls if Kate Upton asked you to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMyUB_XhfxQ

Then there is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6WaHk8OrSI

Enjoy,

C3.

[Dtfbigd]

Yo jag. Is there a lady you haven't fucked in Orlando haha my man!!

[Member #5071]

It is costume jewelry, LOL I am not married by any means.).


Gentlemen,

I have seen sexual nirvana and it may be Laney. No, I have not seen her yet. But, I can tell you that this chick is fucking hot and sexy. I believe she has been reviewed recently in the Positive Reviews Escort Section.

Good brother NedleyMandingo gave her a great review.

I can promise you, when I see this hot young babe, I (I am calling her now), am going to stretch her little vagina out as far as I possible can. In her video she looks as sweet and innocent as a hot little college co-ed.

You have my word, gentlemen!

Oh, and if that sweet vag pic does not have you running to see her, nothing will.

By the way, is it me, or, is Laney wearing a diamond solitaire on her wedding finger?

JaguarXF.

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[Dtfbigd]

Gentlemen,

I got sick to my stomach reading this story. And you will too. Indeed, a horrific murder / tragedy. Craigslist is full of stories like this. I bet thousands of other crimes are perpetrated by jealous boyfriends and husbands who decide that they really don't like watching their significant others being banged, while they jerk off in the closet watching the action, then, "come out of the closet" (yes, bad pun, LOL) and beat up the hobbyist. Yet, those attacks are either unreported, due to the embarrassment of the situation, or, they are not as deadly as in the instant case and they may or may not wind up on the local news.

Either way, I will never try to meet chicks on Craigslist for sex. Too much really, really bad shit can happen. But, as always, I respect those guys that do, as they like the "thrill" of it.

JaguarXF.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/21/police-pregnant-teen-strangled-boyfriend-decapitated-after-arranging-sex-with/?intcmp=obinsiteThat is just fucking sick man!

[Indian River]

I'd be curious to know federal or state statue would apply. There is no "right to privacy" in the Constitution. The best you get is a reasonable expectation of privacy in certain circumstance. At home. On the phone (oh wait. Never mind). Since we're talking about a place that was just busted for unlicensed massage, a place of business, presumably open to the public, I'm not so sure. If the business owner decided to use cameras, they could use cameras. Audio is more difficult.

I'm not implying Elite or anyone else is doing this. In fact, I plan on seeing whoever is still working there real soon. But I do think your answer about cameras was inaccurate.Good point! However, if massage is in a closed room with closed door, that to me is privacy.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I'd be curious to know federal or state statue would apply. There is no "right to privacy" in the Constitution. The best you get is a reasonable expectation of privacy in certain circumstance. At home. On the phone (oh wait. Never mind). Since we're talking about a place that was just busted for unlicensed massage, a place of business, presumably open to the public, I'm not so sure. If the business owner decided to use cameras, they could use cameras. Audio is more difficult.

I'm not implying Elite or anyone else is doing this. In fact, I plan on seeing whoever is still working there real soon. But I do think your answer about cameras was inaccurate.Brother JWA, indeed, I was accurate about the camera issue. This is the last time I will address it. It is illegal to place a camera in a room where there is a reasonable expectation of privacy, and the right of the people to be secure in their persons and effects, home or business, notwithstanding. It is a Fourth Amendment issue.

We can finish this via PM.

Now, lets move on to vaginas. It is a topic that I have more knowledge of. LOL.

But, I do thank you for your post.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

It is costume jewelry, LOL I am not married by any means.).Baby, I am ready to proceed, oh so fucking balls deep into your stunningly beautiful, tender, soft, velvety smooth and very undersized vagina, if you would ever answer ya mutha fuckin' phone, sweetheart! Lolol.

Baby, I promise you, that you are one of the most attractive women in this business. You truly are. My dear Laney, you are exquisite, ebullient, effervescent, erotic and so very sensual. I have seen one or two providers, so, I know what I am talking about. I would be honored to spend some quality time with you.

And let me be clear, for those of you at home who may not have heard me the first time: Laney is so fucking beautiful that I may very possibly never see another provider after I see her! Gentlemen, look at her photo with the sexy glasses she is wearing. I swear, and I have said this before, Laney looks like Honey / Venus from MBS / Elite. She really does! And those of you that have seen my gorgeous Honey / Venus, know exactly what I am talking about.

Laney, sweetie, call me when you have a moment. I am very much looking forward to experiencing sexual Nirvana with you. And you KNOW I have the requisite coinage.

Hugs, kisses and my 3" wide meat stick.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I could be wrong here, but my gut tells me that Lexi is back in town. Is Ally her new name? We ALL know what happened with the fucking shit storm she caused with you know who from MBS, last December. Frankly, this ad is strikingly similar to the ads she used when she was here last year. She has a new number, of course and if it is her, I wonder if she would want me to fertilize her tender, young, co-ed uterus again with my molten hot cock sauce. Her world class ass is in my Pantheon of Best Provider Asses. I called her a few days ago when I saw her ad, but it went to VM. I did not leave a message. I sent a text. No response yet.

If anyone has anything else to offer on this, please post.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/seductive-thursday-flat-rates-nude-b2bshowers-80-for-30m-21/10794500

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Clean out your inbox brother! How the mutha fuck can I help you with good pussy Intel, if your inbox is full, my good man! LOL.

Thanks. Now, go get ya mutha fuckin; shine box! (Goodfellas quote).

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Here is Ally's / Lexi's link, in case I forgot it in my last post.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/seductive-thursday-flat-rates-nude-b2bshowers-80-for-30m-21/10794500

[PFish1]

Here is Ally's / Lexi's link, in case I forgot it in my last post.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/seductive-thursday-flat-rates-nude-b2bshowers-80-for-30m-21/10794500Once I saw that ass I knew it had already been violated by Jag.

[Dtfbigd]

Here is Ally's / Lexi's link, in case I forgot it in my last post.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/seductive-thursday-flat-rates-nude-b2bshowers-80-for-30m-21/10794500DAMN! Look at that ass. I can stuff my face in it.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, few things are sexier than getting a nice massage in a professional therapeutic setting with a nice, copious cum shooting finish. Having a tender young co-ed massaging your heavily muscled and powerful body and then reaching down to gently stroke your huge cock until you blow your searing molten hot load all over her petite co-ed hands and forearms, is a true work of art. Having a tight little sexy co-ed, gaze submissively into your perverted, hedonistic eyes, as she is talking dirty to you while she is now rapidly pumping your thickly veined cock is why we live for this hobby. And as the first thick, highly viscous, gob of semen explodes out of your convulsing cock, followed by several more high arcing gouts of life giving seed, this sexy, hot little co-ed never loses her grip, while milking the last remaining spurts of warm jizz from your tortured, twisted ball sac.

Unfortunately, the likely hood of experiencing the aforementioned scenario at Massage Envy is very slim. Of course, as with ANY LMT, as you develop a rapport and become more familiar with each other then, things may be subject to change and you may receive some extras. I don't have time for that, as I like to see what is available on my first visit and report back to the Board.

My last Massage Envy Review was last year. So, I felt it was incumbent upon me to provide the Board with an updated review. I only visited these 4 Massage Envy locations over the past six weeks or so. So, my review is limited only to those 4. I do believe that the Massage Envy franchisees read USASG to see if their therapists are being reviewed here. For that reason and contrary to what I did last year, I will not be disclosing the names of the therapists that I saw. I can provide that to you via backchannel PM. I do not want to jeopardize the professional viability of these lovely ladies in any way. I am sure you sick, demented, disparate and perverted fucks will understand my Dr. Spock logic here. Furthermore, a very UTR provider works at a local Massage Envy and she does not want any names to be published.

Altamonte Springs: Excellent massage. But, no tease, no squeeze, no please. No chance.

Waterford Lakes: Excellent massage. But, no tease, no squeeze, no please. No chance.

Hunters Creek: Excellent massage. But, no tease, no squeeze, no please. No chance.

Winter Park: PM only.

Of note: Every mutha fucking one of these places has beautiful women at the front desk who pound away at upselling memberships. Front desk girls Shae, Darcy, Michayla and Emily were all attractive young co-eds that I would have loved to fuck. But, their upselling was a big fucking turn-off. One young, aspiring vixen, even asked me if I wanted a facial. I wanted to tell her that I don't get facials I GIVE facials, but, I don't think she would have understood my double entendre.

JaguarXF.

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Winter-Park.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Hunters-Creek.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/FL/Altamonte-Springs.aspx

http://www.massageenvy.com/clinics/fl/waterford-lakes/contact-us.aspx

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

DAMN! Look at that ass. I can stuff my face in it.I have blown many hot loads of jizz into, onto and all over Lexi / Ally's World Class Ass. I would hate for you to stuff your face into her ass after I had already left my deposit in it. LOL.

Just sayin'.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10795030

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10794492

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10794496

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Just a quick response to brother Potsy's comment in the Backpage Advertisers Review Section about Natalie. Of course, I respect Potsy's post 100%, but, I just wanted to add this comment. I have seen Natalie several times over the past year or two, at I-8 and as an independent. I have never had a problem with her or when I fucked her and Jasmin in a PSE, GFE threesome in that God forsaken shit hole on OBT next to Flash Dancers. Many men PM me about Natalie and I referred several to her. If she had issues, I was not aware of them, nor did she present herself to me in any way that would have set off my spidey senses. We always had an awesome, DNA mixing, great time together and she always fucked and sucked me like the true PSE gal that she is. Though, I will confess, that Natalie does NOT look as good as she did when I last saw her.

I would still recommend her, based upon my experience. She may or may not be YMMV provider.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-pics-updated-today-early-bird-special-rise-with-the-best-wake-up-call-28/9485848

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9485848&image=10898852

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9485848&image=10898956

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http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9485848&image=10875048

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9485848&image=10898850

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you may know, I have a special fondness for attractive, curvy, sexy Ebony gals. I really, really, really do! And Mandy certainly fits into this category.

I have fucked more than my share of Ebony gals. Mandy is an incredibly sexy, friendly, beautiful and articulate woman that will make sure your every need is met with enthusiasm. She has a delicious ass and one that is very hungry for a given meat stick. All menu items are on the table here.

Total Coin: 245/30.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/mandy-no-rush-27/10834469

[Dongid]

Talked to her several times on the phone. Set up an appointment. Got the address to her new place. A place off S OBT. She said it was only her 2nd day there. Talked to her again and told her I'd be there in 5 minutes. When I get to the place, door is locked. Ringed the buzzer, no answer. Call her again, no answer. I HAD JUST TALKED TO HER LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES PRIOR. She calls me back 45 minutes later with some excuse about how she gets a lot of calls. I will try again, her new place is only 10 minutes from my office.


Gentlemen,

Based upon these stock photos and the phone number accompanying the ad, I would guess that Mia, Mya has left Brazil Michelle and gone independent. I called her number and left her a VM.

If so, don't expect her excellent service to slack off anytime soon. Mia, Mya, is one of the best providers in Orlando and she is full GFE and PSE.

If anyone has additional data, please post it here, or, in the Massage Thread.

Total Coin: 150-200.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/beautiful-miapure-relaxation-28/10452207

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10452207&image=10756275

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10452207&image=10838863

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10452207&image=10838864

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10452207&image=10736372

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, I reviewed this place two or three months ago, right after it opened. We all know the bait and switch routine. We all got the robo-calls. Some of us even received the texts saying that Healing Hands is offering happy endings.

I posted several times that Missy needs to stop this bullshit and go back to the, ahem, Whoreton School of Business.

Yet, Missy continues on this debilitating course of reprobate, deleterious and nefarious action.

Missy, Babycakes, please stop this nonsense. Unless, of course, you can bring in more gorgeous ladies like Micha. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman/10861556

[Dtfbigd]

I have blown many hot loads of jizz into, onto and all over Lexi / Ally's World Class Ass. I would hate for you to stuff your face into her ass after I had already left my deposit in it. LOL.

Just sayin'.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10795030

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10794492

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10794500&image=10794496Well. Thanks for letting me know LOL.

[Tyrice24]

Baby, I am ready to proceed, oh so fucking balls deep into your stunningly beautiful, tender, soft, velvety smooth and very undersized vagina, if you would ever answer ya mutha fuckin' phone, sweetheart! Lolol.

Baby, I promise you, that you are one of the most attractive women in this business. You truly are. My dear Laney, you are exquisite, ebullient, effervescent, erotic and so very sensual. I have seen one or two providers, so, I know what I am talking about. I would be honored to spend some quality time with you.

And let me be clear, for those of you at home who may not have heard me the first time: Laney is so fucking beautiful that I may very possibly never see another provider after I see her! Gentlemen, look at her photo with the sexy glasses she is wearing. I swear, and I have said this before, Laney looks like Honey / Venus from MBS / Elite. She really does! And those of you that have seen my gorgeous Honey / Venus, know exactly what I am talking about.

Laney, sweetie, call me when you have a moment. I am very much looking forward to experiencing sexual Nirvana with you. And you KNOW I have the requisite coinage.

Hugs, kisses and my 3" wide meat stick.

JaguarXF.I tried contacting her too. I ask her a question about shower and I have not heard from her since then. I would love to meet up with her.

[Whiskeysours]

Gentlemen,

As you know, I reviewed this place two or three months ago, right after it opened. We all know the bait and switch routine. We all got the robo-calls. Some of us even received the texts saying that Healing Hands is offering happy endings.

I posted several times that Missy needs to stop this bullshit and go back to the, ahem, Whoreton School of Business.

Yet, Missy continues on this debilitating course of reprobate, deleterious and nefarious action.

Missy, Babycakes, please stop this nonsense. Unless, of course, you can bring in more gorgeous ladies like Micha. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-get-a-massage-by-a-beautiful-woman/10861556Whoevers running that place must be crazy. As far as I can tell only one girl works there. Micha. I have yet to hear from anyone that they've actually seen any of the other gals in the BP ad. If they want to bait and switch, fine. Just stop with the fucking unsolicited texts.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Those of you who have seen this sexually debased woman know that she has had some issues in the past. Nevertheless, she is definitely worth the coinage and there are good times to be had, indeed! I have reviewed her before. She has a great body and ass. Ashlee is, PSE, DFK and GFE.

ALL menu options are on the table, including anal. Well, anal as long as your fat fucking meat stick is not too thick. LOL.

Total coinage: 150-300.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/extremely-sexy-body2body-mutual-touch-rub-down-early-morning-special-28/10896666

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have reviewed this insatiable, sexy and libidinous Latina many times before. However, Tatiana usually does not work on the weekends. So when I saw this ad, I thought I would give her another quick review for the newer Board members who may not have seen this sexy young woman.

Tatiana:

34 years old.

5-2 and 130 lbs.

Face: Beautiful and sexy with a near flawless complexion.

Teeth: Very nice with a gorgeous and healthy smile.

Brown Hair and Brown Eyes.

Titties: Small, though she is planning on getting a boob job like Selena / Lisette did 6 months ago.

Skin: Soft warm and smooooooooooooth.

Vagina: Shaved. And OMMFG! Her vagina is very tight and it tastes sooooooooooooooooo fucking good! Tart, musky and tangy.

Labial Lips: Medium thickness and medium to dark pink in color.

Ass: Thick, round and nicely cut.

Split: Exquisite with a nice angular descent into her asshole and vaginal area.

Menu Options: Wide open, though Tatiana is a 100% YMMV type of provider. PM for more as Tatiana is already pissed at me as it is. LOL.

Total Coin: 140-240.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10565351&image=10886631

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10565351&image=10853298

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10565351&image=10853300

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10565351&image=10886631

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Sorry if this is a re-post. I think I clicked the wrong button to upload my review of Tatiana from a minute ago.

Just a quick heads up for the new guys regarding Tatiana.

She is beautiful, highly sensual and sexy. Tatiana does not normally work on the weekends. So newbies, and guys that usually only hobby on the weekend, checkout Tatiana. She completely drain your heavy ball sac.

Though her menu options are limited to guys that she is truly attracted to, Tatiana will provide you with an excellent Rub experience. When she gets her new boobs, things will get even better. LOL.

Total Coin: 100-240.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/latin-beauty-tatiana-flat-rates-great-reviews-exotic-321-369-8680-27/10565351

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Whoevers running that place must be crazy. As far as I can tell only one girl works there. Micha. I have yet to hear from anyone that they've actually seen any of the other gals in the BP ad. If they want to bait and switch, fine. Just stop with the fucking unsolicited texts.Indeed, brother WS, Missy is fucked up or someone is asleep at the wheel and her BP ads are auto-pilot. Do the BP ads automatically renew? Or, does the provider have to manually go back and renew their ads each time they want to re-post? I am not sure how that works.

Regardless, unless someone has been to Healing Hands and has something else to offer, then, I guess we should all just stay away from there.

But, I will say this: The chick in this first link looks like she really would enjoy a fat cock. She really does! WOW. Gentlemen, just take a good look at her eyes. It is probably a photo-fucked, bucketed picture, but she looks hot nevertheless.

If anyone wants Micha's cell number PM me.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10622309&image=10622308

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10622309&image=10622307

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http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10622309&image=10622306

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I tried contacting her too. I ask her a question about shower and I have not heard from her since then. I would love to meet up with her.You are a new hobbyist, so let me provide you with some helpful advice: Never ask the wrong question, or, too many questions of a provider. You may creep them out.

These ladies are acutely aware of LE traffic and their tactics. The girls get easily spooked and are always on high alert. I am sure you are a cool guy and a legitimate hobbyist. But, never ask a provider about showers or anything that may be construed as a sexual overture. That will set off their LE radar and get you cock blocked, forthwith.

I was able to contact Laney on Thursday and we spoke at great length. We talked for so long that I should have sent her 100 dollars just for the airtime. It was a long, productive and very meaningful conversation. We got very, very comfortable with each other and we discussed a myriad of topics. Laney is incredibly intelligent. She is easily among the most intelligent women in this business. We will be seeing each other very soon. Laney is gorgeous, sexy, articulate, witty and personable. Laney is the ultimate embodiment of unrequited feminine beauty, intellect and raw sensuality. Indeed, Laney is a true sweetheart.

My suggestion, Tyrice24, is to back off for a few weeks and try her again. Oh, and check out her website.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/hey-guys-busty-with-blue-eyes-available-now-25/10843773

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10843773&image=10843771

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10843773&image=10843772

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have some data regarding our lovely and sexy little spinner, Dallas.

PM.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Brother Nedley, how the fuck am I supposed to give you some great Intel if your inbox is full? I just sent you a long response to your PM, regarding Natalie.

Now I lost every fucking thing I wrote. LOL.

Let me know when you have cleared out some space.

Thanks, brother.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9485848&image=10875048

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I seek your collective assistance in helping me to identify this ball draining, cock stiffening, cum thirsty ass. Yes, I know that the photo is of a woman who could be anywhere in the world.

I can only hope and pray that she is here in Orlando.

If ANYONE can locate this ass for your humble brother Jag, it would be most appreciated. I will even compensate you for your efforts. PM me and we can discuss your finders fee. I can do bitcoin, Green Dot, Money Gram, Amscot, Western Union, etc. LOL.

NO WOMAN at Sweet Elite has an ass that looks this hot, even though this photo is up on their ad. Though, my lovely girls at Sweet Elite are gorgeous, cock hungry, highly oversexed and have great bodies.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10908963&image=10909038

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My all time favorite client. Sexy, tall, built Jagmeister. Oh how proud I am of you getting your own thread. Congratulations daddy jag. I wish you wouldn't be too busy for your sexy co ed teenage fuck flesh. I miss you so much my body aches for you. I hope you get back to me. Xoxo.

Mel .Hey sweetie. Can't wait to see you again, my sweet lovely and sexy MelBaby. My cock get sooooooooooooooooo mother fucking hard for you that I get lightheaded. Well, I mean, umm, the head between my shoulders.

Gentlemen, MelBaby is 100% about you and your experience. Her skin is so very soft and warm. Her lips, both sets, are soft, wet, warm and smooth. Great time, indeed.

See you soon, my love!

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10653779&image=10653778

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[Mystical0945]

Look who's got their own thread. Congrats my love! I love it because you tell it like it is. Preach brother Preach.

Play Safe BUT Always Play Hard.

Xoxoxox Ashley.

[Brevard Newbie]

Wish I could render assistance Jag but wonder if its TTTBT. You do have impeccable taste my friend. Good luck with your quest!

BN.


Gentlemen,

I seek your collective assistance in helping me to identify this ball draining, cock stiffening, cum thirsty ass. Yes, I know that the photo is of a woman who could be anywhere in the world.

I can only hope and pray that she is here in Orlando.

If ANYONE can locate this ass for your humble brother Jag, it would be most appreciated. I will even compensate you for your efforts. PM me and we can discuss your finders fee. I can do bitcoin, Green Dot, Money Gram, Amscot, Western Union, etc. LOL.

NO WOMAN at Sweet Elite has an ass that looks this hot, even though this photo is up on their ad. Though, my lovely girls at Sweet Elite are gorgeous, cock hungry, highly oversexed and have great bodies.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10908963&image=10909038

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I had a PM about this little spinner Latina. Paula is 100% certified and you know who tested. LOL.

She is in Kissimmee, but, she is totally cool and has NO LE affiliation. No Grady Judd here. Trust on that.

Paula is a YMMV and her menu options are wide open if she likes you. I saw her when she was at MBS.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-start-your-day-with-a-smile-in-your-face-latina-22/7074836

[DubDoctor407]

Gentlemen,

I seek your collective assistance in helping me to identify this ball draining, cock stiffening, cum thirsty ass. Yes, I know that the photo is of a woman who could be anywhere in the world.

I can only hope and pray that she is here in Orlando.

If ANYONE can locate this ass for your humble brother Jag, it would be most appreciated. I will even compensate you for your efforts. PM me and we can discuss your finders fee. I can do bitcoin, Green Dot, Money Gram, Amscot, Western Union, etc. LOL.

NO WOMAN at Sweet Elite has an ass that looks this hot, even though this photo is up on their ad. Though, my lovely girls at Sweet Elite are gorgeous, cock hungry, highly oversexed and have great bodies.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10908963&image=10909038Yes your suspicions are correct Jag, this ass was taken was taken from a screen in a bangbros episode. I believe it was an ass parade episode. I was trying to locate the exact episode but it was a while ago. I don't remember the porn stars name but you won't find her at sweet elite LOL. You'll find her by mesmerizing ass through your computer LOL.

[Quilino]

Gentlemen,

As you know I try to be an equal opportunity guy when it comes to fertilizing the uteruses of Orlando's finest providers.

But there those gals that I do not see because I personally do not find them to be to my liking. It's that simple.

I spoke to Lisa on the phone. She is a very sweet and pleasant lady.

Just not to my liking.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4587290205.htmlAny other member can provide some info on this provider? Thanks in advance.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Look who's got their own thread. Congrats my love! I love it because you tell it like it is. Preach brother Preach.

Play Safe BUT Always Play Hard.

Xoxoxox Ashley.Thank you so very, very much for your awesome shout out and kind words. Indeed, your kind words are most appreciated, my love. I am moved and inherently humbled by your comments.

WOW! Ashley you are amazing! As you may know, I have pretty much fucked all of the Rub girls and LMT's in Orlando. I started seeing Escorts about three months ago. You are a true legend on this Board and, indeed, among the very few providers that truly and genuinely cares about her clients. YMMV does not exist in your lexicon and is foreign to your operational paradigm. A rare feat indeed, my dear.

What do you say that you and I get together? I have read your outstanding reviews and your PSE threesomes with your sexy and beautiful friend, Jersey Girl.

Can The Jag handle the two of you at the same time? Would you two fine ladies enjoy a thick Jag sandwich? Hmmmmmmmmm. Aaahhhhhh. I wonder how many pages my review of a PSE, GFE, Greek threesome with you and Jersey Girl would consist of? LOL.

Admin may have to start a new thread just for that review alone! LOL.

JaguarXF.

[JayStrykerHard]

Gentlemen,

Those of you who have seen this sexually debased woman know that she has had some issues in the past. Nevertheless, she is definitely worth the coinage and there are good times to be had, indeed! I have reviewed her before. She has a great body and ass. Ashlee is, PSE, DFK and GFE.

ALL menu options are on the table, including anal. Well, anal as long as your fat fucking meat stick is not too thick. LOL.

Total coinage: 150-300.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/extremely-sexy-body2body-mutual-touch-rub-down-early-morning-special-28/10896666Totally agree. She sure can take a cock in her ass.

[Mikinho]

Any other member can provide some info on this provider? Thanks in advance.I do not recommend seeing Lisa. She is very nice, but the massage is substandard, and nothing extra was offered. In fact, I was totally turned off by her and did not even want any extras.

Mikinho.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just spoke with Laney this morning. She asked me to let everyone know that she is very sorry that she has not been able to respond to your calls and texts. Our lovely, sexy and beautiful Laney is convalescing for a few days in the hospital. She is dealing with a kidney issue at this time. Laney will make a full and complete recovery, as it is nothing that is too serious. She expects to be out of the hospital by Tuesday or Wednesday of next week. Laney is updating her website this morning to advise her clients of her situation.

Thank you, my esteemed gentlemen.

JaguarXF.

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[MissMurno69]

Congrats sweetie on your new thread heard a lot about you wouldn't mind to feel the jag affect.

[Tyrice24]

I didn't mean to spook her at all. But I'll back off the next time.

[Elkar48]

Yeah man! You called it. Busted up face. Brutal honesty. I appreciate it very much. Yes Lynn is a GILF, but she is best fucked K9!

As you know I have pretty much fucked all of the consenting LMT's and Rub gals in the area. I began seeing Escorts a few months ago so, I am working through those Escorts that I find attractive. Of course, I don't fuck gals I find unattractive. That's just me.

Oh, here is a CL link to Body by Beth. She provides extras as long as you are ok with her mother fucking boyfriend sitting on the couch downstairs. Oh, if you want brownie points with Beth, bring a doggie biscuit for her cute little dog.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/thp/4586393440.htmlDoes Lynn do 69.

[Indian River]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!

[Tony Bologna]

Let me add my congratulations to all the others on your new thread Jag! Your intel has always been top notch, and now there's a one-stop-shop place to find it. Thanks for always taking the time to answer my questions, and for providing such a valuable service to the forum.

[CrazyHorse666]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!Los Angeles. AMP heaven. Lots of other kinds of shops and spas too. Lots of providers from adult industry also. Direct flights out of Tampa and Orlando. I recommend you stay somewhere in west LA (Culver City, Venice, Santa Monica, etc.).

[LawDog17]

Congrats Brother Jagster -- I'm so happy you got your own space. Knowing you like I do, you will fill it up with great stuff just like you have filled up every willing, hot and able provider in central florida with Jag seed. Thanks for all that you do for this forum and hobby. You are a great poster and very generous with your info and time. I am not sure everyone who reads this knows how hard it can be to keep posting and sharing info. There are plenty of bashers and haters out there. I hope you keep on, keeping on! --Thanks again -- Dog.

[RowdyReptile]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!San Jose, Costa Rica.

It's legal, cheap and beautiful Ticas. Spas & Hos. All legal.

A ball draining vacation.

Enough Said.

[OriginalSin]

Just found out that Jag got a new office, congrats! You've definitely earned it! Keep up the good work bud!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The GMILF Tarina is back posting ads again. I have reviewed her before as have on eor two other great men on this Board.

Quick review:

Name: Tarina.

Age: 55 or so.

Body: 9/10.

Face: Ummm, hmm, umm. Next?

Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10.

Ass: Smokin hot.

Tits: Nice big and firm. Nice nipples, too.

Split: Nice, sharp angular descent beginning from the apex of her ass cheek (right or left check as Tarina's ass is perfectly symmetrical) and traversing downward at 75 degree angle towards her nicely puckered asshole. If you nut on her ass, your ropes of semen will dangle nicely between each ass cheek with the ellipse of your cum strings swaying licentiously towards her hot GILF asshole.

Menu: YMMV. DFK, CFS and BBCL, BBBL, MM, too.

The Bad: Tarina will mother fucking grill you like they did Joe Valachi in the Senate Sub Committee Hearings on La Cosa Nostra in 1963. Some of my older brothers may remember those hearings. She asks more fucking questions than fucking Perry Mason.

Total Coin: I fucking forgot. LOL I think it was in the 200 range. It has been a while so, forgive me.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I called this place very recently to schedule an appointment. Un-fucking believable! Again, the language issues are unrelenting with the AMP's.

Here is a brief description of my conversation with whoever the fuck it was that answered the mutha' fucking phone:

Me: I am The JaguarXF.

AMP Girl: huh? Wah? Wah?

Me: I am The mutha fucking JaguarXF!

AMP Girl: A Bentley?

Me: No, I wish. But, with as much fucking coin as I spent at I-8, PAS, Venus, Salt Spa, Luxsa, Essence, MBS and Sweet Elite, I could have easily purchased one. LOL.

AMP Girl: Yu want massage?

Me: No, I want you to put your fucking fist in my asshole like HeatherMILF tried to do to me three months ago up in Sanford. LOL.

AMP Girl: Jaggie want fisting? We no do Fisting. We do massage.

Me: Relax, Yoko fucking Ono. I was just kidding.

AMP Girl: I no Yoko Ono. I no like Beatles.

Me: Holy shit, lady. I was just kidding about Yoko Ono. Is Amy available? Or even MaryYan, who is listed in Amy's curriculum vitae on your website for some fucked up reason.

AMP Girl: Wah? Huh? Wah?

Me: Fuck it. Have a nice day, sweetie.

My good gents, I think from now on I will just walk into an AMP and take my chances, like I normally do when I get AMP Fever. Calling these people on the phone is very frustrating due to the language issue.

And don't fucking tell me about Rosetta Stone! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.healthylandmassage.com/#!our-staff / c9 u.

http://www.healthylandmassage.com/#!the-massage / c12 wr.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I just tried to PM you about Maddie.

Is she the same girl as Sara? They look very, very, very similar. I saw Sara a few months ago and had PSE, GFE threesome with her and her girlfriend at a hotel in East Orlando. I see she is doing outcalls now. Sara has not posted in a while, so, I am not sure if she is back now as Maddie and just doing outcalls.

Either way, Sara / Maddie has one of the best and hottest fucking bodies I have ever seen on an Escort. My God! She was beautiful and little bee cup titties. Smokin hot ass too! Her vagina and asshole were so close together that hooking her was very easy and simple to do. When she arched her little petite co-ed back and presented her ass to me for her infusion of my potent seed, I nearly passed out with sexual sensory overload! Her friend was rimming my asshole and balls with her tongue while I violently humped away into Maddie / Sara's ass and vagina, pumping my thick and viscous life giving seed into her ovulating intestines.

It was a great PSE, GFE threesome.

JaguarXF.

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[Scriviner]

Jag,

Glad to see all of your sage advice is now in one easy to access place. I've stopped by Essence about four times in the last few months based on your reviews and have found all the providers to be lovely. Thanks for the heads up and all the hard, laboring work you do for the community. I'm sure it must be draining!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Ruby is now independent. She was at Sweet Elite prior to the you know what. Ruby is absolutely gorgeous. Here are the quick stats on Ruby:

Name: Ruby.

Age: 25.

Ethnicity: Hot and fucking sexy Latina.

Height: 5-6.

Weight: 119.

Eyes: Hazel.

Face: Beautiful with a dazzling, brilliant and bright fucking smile!

Titties: B-C cup.

Ass: Very tight and nice.

Split: Great split with excellent descent into her ass.

Body: 8/10.

Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10.

Ruby is a fun, happy, outgoing, friendly young woman. Ruby is always in a great mood and she always has an excellent attitude.

Menu Options: PM on that. But, let me say this: Ruby will make sure that YOU WILL come back to see her. I can guarantee it. You will NOT be disappointed.

Total Coin: 140-200.

JaguarXF.

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[Member #5878]

Gentlemen,

I called this place very recently to schedule an appointment. Un-fucking believable! Again, the language issues are unrelenting with the AMP's.

Here is a brief description of my conversation with whoever the fuck it was that answered the mutha' fucking phone:

Me: I am The JaguarXF.

AMP Girl: huh? Wah? Wah?

Me: I am The mutha fucking JaguarXF!

AMP Girl: A Bentley?

Me: No, I wish. But, with as much fucking coin as I spent at I-8, PAS, Venus, Salt Spa, Luxsa, Essence, MBS and Sweet Elite, I could have easily purchased one. LOL.

AMP Girl: Yu want massage?

Me: No, I want you to put your fucking fist in my asshole like HeatherMILF tried to do to me three months ago up in Sanford. LOL.

AMP Girl: Jaggie want fisting? We no do Fisting. We do massage.

Me: Relax, Yoko fucking Ono. I was just kidding.

AMP Girl: I no Yoko Ono. I no like Beatles.

Me: Holy shit, lady. I was just kidding about Yoko Ono. Is Amy available? Or even MaryYan, who is listed in Amy's curriculum vitae on your website for some fucked up reason.

AMP Girl: Wah? Huh? Wah?

Me: Fuck it. Have a nice day, sweetie.

My good gents, I think from now on I will just walk into an AMP and take my chances, like I normally do when I get AMP Fever. Calling these people on the phone is very frustrating due to the language issue.

And don't fucking tell me about Rosetta Stone! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://www.healthylandmassage.com/#!our-staff / c9 u.

http://www.healthylandmassage.com/#!the-massage / c12 wr.

http://www.healthylandmassage.com/#!our-staff / c9 u.That's what I do. I just walk in now. I've tried calling to schedule and ask for a certain provider and I always get duked or they don't understand at all. I don't even use the vocabulary you do or joke in the slightest and I'm still not understood. Hell, I an't understand and I had a friend who dated an Asian and her parents couldn't speak right. I got used to them and understood them perfectly but this is another level.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Have our collective worst fears been manifest? Holy mutha' fucking shit! Psycho Heather is now going to read our palms and not our vagina craving, fuck tunnel craving, feminine orifice craving, cock sauce ejaculating meat sticks? Say it aint so! Heather tell us, pumpkin, what will our future hold with you, baby? Hmmm? An HE? Russian? BBBJCIMWS? BBCL? BBBL? DATY? Or, how about one of our venerable Board members enjoying some GFE, PSE, FS with you, my love? Will you let me hold your legs over your shoulders while I piston my pulsating cock in and out of you little pussy? Hmmm, sweetie? What will our future be like with you when you read our palms? LOL.

Indeed, gentlemen, Heather is a very beautiful and sexy woman. She really is. Such potential. Yet, such a fucking waste! Yes, I saw her a few times with some decent success. However, I knew she would be a tough, ahem, nut to crack and that I would have to wine her and dine her from here to eternity and back before I got any pussy.

Not worth the effort. We all know of her various Cybil personalities. But it would have been nice to hear her whimper in a soft, whimpering feminine moan as her tight vagina stretched oh, sooooooo wide to accommodate my convulsing and throbbing meat stick.

Oh well, maybe in my dreams, right?

Newbies: If any of you young bucks want to earn some real Board cred, then, bang Psycho Heather and report back.

JaguarXF.

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[StCurtis]

Gentlemen,

I had a PM about this little spinner Latina. Paula is 100% certified and you know who tested. LOL.

She is in Kissimmee, but, she is totally cool and has NO LE affiliation. No Grady Judd here. Trust on that.

Paula is a YMMV and her menu options are wide open if she likes you. I saw her when she was at MBS.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/special-start-your-day-with-a-smile-in-your-face-latina-22/7074836This is great intel as I am becoming too familiar at all the AMPs in K-town. Thanks much.

[Cal 41]

I want to give another shout of thanks to Jag, he has been passing me some great intel on some great providers. Jag provided info to allow me to hook up with a couple of providers that treated me well. So you guys know, Jag does have good intel on some hot new UTR providers. PM him, he does have some new UTR digits to share if he thinks you're ok.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Haley is back advertising in Orlando. She lives in Tampa. I reviewed her last year. Her menu options are limited. But she does allow some play. Haley is around 22 or so. 5-7 ish 150. Beautiful blue eyes, sexy, curvy body: Her hands and skin are so very warm and smooth. Just like a tender, soft and innocent college co-ed. Hmmmm, aaahhhhhh, yes! Haley is sweet, friendly and playful. She will flirt with you if you can make her laugh.

Be a complete gentleman, be respectful, be confident, but not arrogant and Haley will warm up to you and your perverted, twisted mind. LOL.

There is a little more here for your interests. PM on that.

JaguarXF.

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[MissMurno69]

Congrats Jax on your new thread. This is the sexxy horny ebony beauty you spoke with over the phone. LOL keep up good work, you are one funny guy. Muah Monica.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just saw where FlyHigher767 inquired about the lovely Jade. BrotherFH767, please read the Forum. You mentioned in your post that you searched for Intel on Jade but found nothing. In the future, be sure to check my thread as I always try to provide updated reviews and Intel on Orlando Rub Gals, LMT's and Escorts. Though my preference is for Rub Gals and LMT's.

I have reviewed Jade several times. She is hot, sexy, beautiful and has one of the finest bodies you will EVER see on a woman. Trust me on that. Her ass and vagina are simply breathtaking. Just look at her pic with her ass exposed. It gets even better as you bend her over at the waist at 5 degree angle and expose her split. Jade's vag is so fucking tight that I almost blew my load as I pushed the head of my cock past her Kegel muscle. I had her on the table at MBS with her legs spread wide. I had each ankle in my hands, while Jade tenderly guided my throbbing, pulsating cock into her whimpering, soft co-ed feminine fuck flesh. I then took my right index finger and right thumb and spread her vagina wide, as I began to sink my fat cock head past her soft, warm, wet, pink labial lips. Jade then moved her soft fingers onto my ball sac and gently massaged them, while she softly whimpered and moaned, as my convulsing, cum oozing cock penetrated her undersized co-ed vagina.

JaguarXF.

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[Craps7]

Check out the new corner office that JaguarXF just got promoted to.

No one deserves it more. Got to be the most informative thread on the board.

Congrats and keep up the good work and reports. Can't wait for my next visit to Whorelando, FL.

Pass the dice. New shooter CUMMING out.

[Member #4601]

I Thought about it then I read your post and just got scared of the big pink dildo I'm new at this and I'm not going to be broken in like that. LOL once again thank you for all you do for this site greatly appreciated.


Gentlemen,

Have our collective worst fears been manifest? Holy mutha' fucking shit! Psycho Heather is now going to read our palms and not our vagina craving, fuck tunnel craving, feminine orifice craving, cock sauce ejaculating meat sticks? Say it aint so! Heather tell us, pumpkin, what will our future hold with you, baby? Hmmm? An HE? Russian? BBBJCIMWS? BBCL? BBBL? DATY? Or, how about one of our venerable Board members enjoying some GFE, PSE, FS with you, my love? Will you let me hold your legs over your shoulders while I piston my pulsating cock in and out of you little pussy? Hmmm, sweetie? What will our future be like with you when you read our palms? LOL.

Indeed, gentlemen, Heather is a very beautiful and sexy woman. She really is. Such potential. Yet, such a fucking waste! Yes, I saw her a few times with some decent success. However, I knew she would be a tough, ahem, nut to crack and that I would have to wine her and dine her from here to eternity and back before I got any pussy.

Not worth the effort. We all know of her various Cybil personalities. But it would have been nice to hear her whimper in a soft, whimpering feminine moan as her tight vagina stretched oh, sooooooo wide to accommodate my convulsing and throbbing meat stick.

Oh well, maybe in my dreams, right?

Newbies: If any of you young bucks want to earn some real Board cred, then, bang Psycho Heather and report back.

JaguarXF.

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[Robert 35]

Where is she working out of?


Gentlemen,

Ruby is now independent. She was at Sweet Elite prior to the you know what. Ruby is absolutely gorgeous. Here are the quick stats on Ruby:

Name: Ruby.

Age: 25.

Ethnicity: Hot and fucking sexy Latina.

Height: 5-6.

Weight: 119.

Eyes: Hazel.

Face: Beautiful with a dazzling, brilliant and bright fucking smile!

Titties: B-C cup.

Ass: Very tight and nice.

Split: Great split with excellent descent into her ass.

Body: 8/10.

Jag's Hygiene Rating: 10/10.

Ruby is a fun, happy, outgoing, friendly young woman. Ruby is always in a great mood and she always has an excellent attitude.

Menu Options: PM on that. But, let me say this: Ruby will make sure that YOU WILL come back to see her. I can guarantee it. You will NOT be disappointed.

Total Coin: 140-200.

JaguarXF.

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[Webebad]

Little LATE on the congrats to you JAG on your new kick ass slice of the USASG pie. Great reviews and I trust your knowledge very well sir. I hope you keep those details coming, with the vibrant usage of words you have I am excited to see what the future brings!

WeBeBad.

[Tyrice24]

So come this Thursday that dream will come true and I can't wait. My girl JG on vacation so I'm going to get some actions from Ashley.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Excellent work Jag.

Not sure who's idea it was to come up with this Jag's sandbox thread, but you two are a couple of brillant fuckin geniuses for making this long overdue thread happen.

Finally a go to thread to find quality coed pussy, pussy, pussy or just good pussy in general.

In all my years of mongering and being a member of this great forum, Jag you are clearly the master of finding and sharing pussy here on USASG and the most valuable monger on the Orlando board by far.

I must say Jag, you Sir are one of the best if not the best monger that has ever hit this forum by storm with such priceless intel on finding and enjoying pussy.

Finally a monger with good taste in pussy who's driven to share the finds with us all.

Couple of years ago all we heard about was the same damn hand full of gals every damn day (BORING AS HELL LOL).

You bring a variety of intel to the board on gals of all shapes and sizes rub gals and escorts, and as we all know if she gets wet and will fuck for a fee the JagMaster has had some LOL.

I have been away from the board for quite some time now due to all the same ole same ole shit and the white Knighting and captain save a ho's, no disrespect to any of the ladies who may be reading.

It's awesome to login and see a monger with less than a thousand post counts doing great things on the board and even getting your very own thread Jag.

There are mongers here with over a thousand post count, hell even two-thousand post but your highly impressive intel and post are mostly all about pussy pussy pussy and that's what this site is all about an Sir you sure as hell know how to bring it and bang it LOL.

Thanks for providing:

1. The providers link to her ad.

2. What's on the menu FS, CIM, CIMWS, BBBJ, ect ect.

3. Damage / Coinage for the fun.

I'm sure this thread will make things much much more easier to find and get what we want although we all know the old saying YMMV.

Congrats to ya and thanks again Jag for all your hard work and efforts my good lad.

Hell, even if you gave up the hobby tomorrow you would be a fuckin legend and damn near impossible to top by anyone old or new.

You have the torch Jag so keep it lit and let it shine because you are truly the king of fucking on USASG in my book pal.

Thanks again also to the Admin2 for allowing the Jag to do his thing and doing what he does best, bringing us pussy and life back to USASG with pussy reports and entertainment.

OP.My dear and sincere friend, Old Pumper. I wanted to take this opportunity to express my deepest (ok, fucking yes, BALLS DEEP!) and most sincere thanks to you for your kind and moving words. Everyone who has been on the Board for any appreciable length of time knows that, indeed, you sir, are the King of ball draining, cum spurting, vaginal secreting, semen oozing, Kegel Muscle spasming, balls churning like a cement mixer, co-ed fuck tunneling, throbbing, convulsing, pulsating and high arcing e-Jag-ulating reviews.

You set the bar, my dear friend OP. I am only trying to see if I can pump my copious, hot rivulets of molten and searing e-Jag-ulate up to meet that threshold that you have, heretofore, set before us. Whenever I begin to write a review, my first thought is: Would Old Pumper approve of this review?

Again, I am moved and deeply humbled by your generous and heartfelt words, brother Old Pumper.

Sincerely, and ALWAYS mother fucking balls deep in pussy and ass.

Your Protégé.

JaguarXF.

[FlyHigher767]

A toast to the Jag.

To the trailblazer who paves the way, thus reducing risk, for us who find relief from his success.

I am grateful for you posts and PMs. Hold them high!

Here's to you!

Salud!

Flyer.

[FlyHigher767]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!Well, not close by but Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines offer so much at crazy cheap price.

[FlyHigher767]

Glad to read this.

She has morphed a long way from her rub and tug days in Kississimee.

I say her a few years ago. Was OK then. Sounds better now.

Flyer.


Gentlemen,

Sexy Brazil Michelle is one of the best providers in Orlando. Truly one of the most attractive ladies in the business. Michelle is a YMMV gal but if she is into you, her menu and her vagina will expand greatly.

BBBJCIMWOS, CFS, Russian, CG, RCG, K9, Mish, everything is available.

JaguarXF.

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[Craps7]

If one were to do short vacations, which cities would be good to go to where LEO is easy and SPAs are plenty? If there is such place!I am not into Spas but would love a frank discussion of best places in US to hobby based on price, variety, quantity and quality.

My 2 choice hands down are South FL (WPB to MIA) focus on FLL and Dallas, TX.

A little north of the US Toronto and Montreal are outstanding too, but no opportunities to get there these days.

Pass the dice. New shooter CUMMING out.

[Wildbill2]

Its been a crazy year for me so I havn't really been in the game too much, but lately have tested a few waters. This new forum led by Jag is just a cool new development. First some intel: ihop: (BTW it's named ihop because the girls who worked there used to be chunky) that is not really the case as they have some new talent worth checking out. I wasn't dissapointed. (they have been reviewed pretty well already) TG spa (used to be cosmos) : had a good standard time with pretty middleaged woman. Very nice and soft hands. Also at SS my all time fave and crazy person Kim will light you up (if she likes you) (and you pay her well) (and she's in a good mood) LOL. Also checked out spring spa: not a good time in the way we like but a great massage by a girl named jennifer but no extras for me. Ok. So my question is this. Is tori still at luxa?? Anyone seen her lately. Super hot southern drawl black haired beauty with an amazing rack? Was sorry to hear about Cheyenne's place and all the rest. Hopefully cheyenne is back. I have to go see her again too. Also is butterfly at T and see still?? Any info is appreciated and Pm me if you want more details on the above info.

[Wildbill2]

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/34dsexypetitebrittany-25/10817758

Anyone have any info. I have searched and searched and find nothing noteworthy.

[Soirbh]

Jag,

Congrats on the sandbox.

As somewhat of a germ-phobe I'm curious as to the details of your Hygiene Rating. What knocks off points for you?

Thanks.

Soirbh.

[YeahIdk]

Congrats on your advancement in this "fraternity" haha.

[Mystical0945]

So come this Thursday that dream will come true and I can't wait. My girl JG on vacation so I'm going to get some actions from Ashley.Yes baby I'm ready for some BFE!

Everyone play Safe BUT always Play HARD!

Xoxoxoxo.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

The Jag came, he saw, he conquered. Say Hello to Ellen. Outstanding massage. Great lady. Great personality. Great attitude. Very friendly and flirtatious. Nice body.

Total Jag Coin: 150. Will repeat. PM for additional data.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/a-massage-that-will-blow-your-mind/10892043

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Am I missing something, sweetie? You should always post your phone number for a quicker response. Most of us will never send you an email via BP. We are men. We are lazy fucks with raging, throbbing hard ons. We don't have time to bother with tedious emails when all we want to do is call you to make the appointment. LOL. I contacted this lady a long time ago. I don't' specifically recall how the convo went down. She has been posting on BP for at least a year or more. I believe, if I recall correctly, that she did post a number at one time. Never got the chance to see her because I rarely let any provider come to my Jag Cave. But, I REALLY, REALLY love her thighs in that photo, where she is sitting on the boat railing in that white dress. I fucking LOVE a woman with healthy and athletic thighs. I really do.

Has anyone seen her?

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

We have seen this ad before. I called to possibly make an appointment, as I was staying at hotel and thought I would see what this was all about. I figured if Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones had a massage by that hot babe he is pictured with, then, it's good enough for The Jag (Hmm, The Jagger and The Jag? Interesting). So, I call up, talk to a gal on the phone and asked her who was available. With incredulity etched in her voice, she asks: "What do you mean"? I replied that I want to know what type of massage therapists do you have: American, Asian, African American, fucking Gargoyles, fucking lesbians, a fucking Cyclops, fucking dominatrix's, etc. So, she tells me that I asked a racist question and that she did not appreciate it. She further went on to state that her Massage company sends out "whoever is available at that time". LOL. I told her that, indeed, I am not a racist and that women of all races and nationalities, enough to begin a new Ellis Island, are carrying my Jag Seed deep inside their collective and ovulating cervixes.

I, then said, thank you and to have a nice day.

I just can't get no Satisfaction. LOL.

Brother LawDog17, is that former Charlie's Angels sexpot, Jaclyn Smith in that second pic? I would fuck her in 2 seconds. WOW!

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I read on the other thread the other day about Julie and her lack of extras. I have a lot of shit to do when I log into my thread, so I did not have the time to post this a few days ago. Please, forgive me. I would gently and with great respect, ask my beloved brothers to please read quickly through my thread before you post elsewhere seeking Intel on LMT's and Rub Gals. You will find that I have most everything you are seeking regarding Intel on Rub Gals and LMT's. I am working my way through the Escorts, but, I still have great Intel on most of the Escorts here in Orlando as well.

Now, about Julie. A brother or two, in the Massage Thread lamented about her lack of extras. I have reviewed Julie before. I was a long time ago. Julie is a Latina. Julie is close to 40 years old. She does not look nearly as good as her photos. Not even really close. But, it is her and at least she does not pull a bait and switch routine like my Beloved Missy at Healing Hands Massage. LOL. Julie is about 5-4 or so, maybe 140 pounds with most of it in her titties. LOL. Her skin is soft, warm and smoooooooooth. She has fucking HUGE titties, too. Julie is very friendly, engaging, personable, flirtatious, intelligent, funny, sexy and talks nasty just like The Jag likes them! Yes, there ARE menu options available. No FS to my knowledge nor, BBBJ either. But, the options she does provide, will have you cuuuummmmmmmmmming back for more.

Total Jag Coin: 110/ hr. PM for additional data.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=6774846&image=10803243

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

The sexually insatiable and rapacious Ashley of Sicily (Mystical045) and her new, former UTR, neophyte debutante, the lovely and sultry Parker. Esteemed Board Brothers, OrlandoIrish and Hobby407 already reviewed Parker. Both ladies are highly gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, personable and will treat you like a mutha fucking porn king.

Ashley and Parker will be in Orlando next Wednesday and Thursday. PM for their digits, if you need them.

Oh, and as an added bonus, the legend herself JG, may likely partake in the libidinous and licentious festivities! Imagine that guys? WOW! Get initiated with Parker one day and then hang on to your huge, throbbing fucking cocks for a three-way, GFE, PSE, Greek cum fest with JG and Ashley of Sicily.

Get ya popcorn ready, fellas!

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Disclaimer: I have NOT had a PSE, GFE threesome with Tatiana / Sophia or Selena / Lisette. (but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. LOL).

Gentlemen,

I am posting this for your edification, educational utilitarian use. Tatiana DOES threesomes with Selena. But, let me be clear, it will NOT be a PSE or GFE threesome similar to the previous GFE, PSE threesomes I have experienced at Essence Spa, LLC. This Intel is based upon privileged information that I received from a lady very CLOSE to the situation, if you know what I mean. Well, I was actually fucking her when she told me this, LOL. I plan on seeing these two rapacious and sexually amoral ladies at some point in the near future.

Of note, on a hygiene matter: Ladies at Essence Spa, LLC (and Brian, please help out your big Brother Jag here ok, big guy? Please, fucking PLEASE, brush ya mutha fucking teeth AND fucking FLOSS after you stuff your hot sexy Latina faces with Cheetos, Fritos and that big fucking Family size bag of Nachos. Seriously, ladies, it is difficult to shoot my hot load all over your collective gorgeous asses, vaginas, faces, titties, tongues and hair, when your breath smells like the aforementioned snacks. Although McKenzie's World Class ass is getting fatter and sweeter with Nacho she eats, LOL. (I need to blow another load inside her again).

Really. All of your pretty and seductive "ay Papi Jag, ay Papi Jag, fuck me! Fuck me, please! Ay Papi Jag!" ladies are truly among the best in the business. So, please, Tatiana sweetie (I KNOW you and Deziah are reading this) and the rest of you cock hungry babes, brush and flush your teeth BEFORE you see a client. Ok? It's real simple and your clients will truly appreciate it very much. If you want, PM me and I will send you a copy of my "Jag's Rules of Provider Hygiene", at no charge. And if you PM me within the next 10 minutes, I will also send you "Jag's Rules of Vaginal Hygiene" as well, at no charge. LOL.

Hugs, kisses and searing e-Jag-ulating semen all over your hot, "ay Papi" Latina bodies.

The JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I read your sad stories regarding Dallas in the Negative Escort Review Section. I am sorry you had bad results. Agreed. Dallas can be tricky to deal with. She is dealing with some existential issues. PM me as I will NOT get into the details here. But, I can tell you that Dallas is hot, intense, sexy, GFE, PSE, and has some other menu options that I will only disclose via backchannel PM. I wrote a 2300 word "Jaganthology" about our session together. She actually left for her next appointment with her pretty little co-ed cheerleader face "glazed" over with my thick, copious and warm spooge. My hot load of choad was all over Dallas' mouth, tongue, neck, face, eyes, hair, blouse and jeans. Yes, it was a HUGE fucking nut as she finished me off with a nice BBBJ! I must have pasted Dallas with at least 5 thick, long ropes of semen. I just hope Dallas was not on her way to see any of you three good gents after she left my hotel. LOL.

Hey, you! Brother little Rufus. How are you? I know you read my thread as well. You can PM me too, if you wish. I look forward to hearing from you.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

After some backchannel PM, I can confirm that Jade DID, in fact, work at Essence Spa, LLC for a few months as an independent girl. (Whatever the fuck that means, LOL). I thank brother TPhresh for giving me the scoop on when he saw her there as "Tori".

However, and I mentioned this to my good man, TPhresh, that Jade / Tori DID work at MBS, prior to her working at Essence. That is where I saw Jade. I also know (based upon what Jade told me directly) that she also worked at Luxsa, until a major shit storm happened there that caused Jade to no longer want to be associated with Luxsa. (Sorry, Natasha. My hot fucking, Soviet Vixen. I still love you sweetie and hope all is good with your new domestic situation. Your body still rocks! MUAH!

See Jade. She is a true sweetheart and a classy, erotic, sensual and hypersexual young Ebony lady that will give you a rub that will be extremely ball draining.

Jag Coinage will run you in the 200 range depending upon her menu options.

JaguarXF.

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[Tyrice24]

The sexually insatiable and rapacious Ashley of Sicily (Mystical045) and her new, former UTR, neophyte debutante, the lovely and sultry Parker. Esteemed Board Brothers, OrlandoIrish and Hobby407 already reviewed Parker. Both ladies are highly gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, personable and will treat you like a mutha fucking porn king.

Ashley and Parker will be in Orlando next Wednesday and Thursday. PM for their digits, if you need them.

Oh, and as an added bonus, the legend herself JG, may likely partake in the libidinous and licentious festivities! Imagine that guys? WOW! Get initiated with Parker one day and then hang on to your huge, throbbing fucking cocks for a three-way, GFE, PSE, Greek cum fest with JG and Ashley of Sicily.

Get ya popcorn ready, fellas!

JaguarXF.Just finish enjoying myself with the sexy Ashley and it was fun time all the time. Thank You Ashley for a wonderful time.

[Paddy1969]

Hey Jag and fellow bros, has Sophia the MILF from Altamonte, who only worked a couple of days a week disappeared. She is on my wish list.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Hey Jag and fellow bros, has Sophia the MILF from Altamonte, who only worked a couple of days a week disappeared. She is on my wish list.Brother Paddy, thank you so very much for your question. I have been so fucking getting laid and writing reviews that I forgot all about Sexy Sophia. This sexy MILF who did incalls at the Howard Johnson's off Wymore road and 436 in Altamonte Springs has, sadly, retired from the game. Indeed, I spoke to her approximately two weeks ago. She said that she got a good "real" job and that she is no longer in the hobby. I wished her all the best.

Gentlemen, I apologize for not posting this sooner. Again, brother Paddy1969, thank you so much for asking about Sophia. I hope the Board reads this and gets the updated information regarding Sophia.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious? Truly the Angels' best! (sorry, I got caught up with the Stevie Wonder song from 1976, LOL).

Well, I have good Intel on this one as well. She Kati is a legit LMT, so I will exchange Intel via PM only. But, let me say this: She is worth a repeat.

JaguarXF.

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[LittleLou]

Just wanted to stop in and say thank you Jag for the congratulations you wished me for becoming an SM. I check out your "sandbox" regularly and someday I plan on actually using some of your intel to get some good Orlando pussy! I keep planning on making a trip over from Brevard but then some pussy here keeps me from heading over.

Thanks, again!

Lou.

[Pic Mike]

Jag,

Congratulations on having your own blog. Now I don't have to search for your elaborate reports. I know exactly where to go.

Pic Mike.

[AncientOne]

As usual, the Jag's reviews are spot on except his reference to a certain LMT that has no menu for FS. PERHAPS its because I was a frequent flyer, it was my umpteenth visit or PERHAPS it was because we are going back at least 6 years when she was in a not so good marriage but I got FS from this particular LMT. On two separate occasions too! Its the ultimate definition of YMMV when Jag says no FS but you already fucked her twice! I am so positive this will never happen again (me 1 upping Jag) that I just HAD to post it. SM feel free to PM me and I will provide the LMT subject of my past pounding like anyone really gives a shit. LOL. Be safe guys. AO.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, the gorgeous Angie took some time off. She is back now and is providing great service. I have reviewed her in the past. One or two other great Board men have as well.

Angie is a fun, friendly, sexy and excellent LMT. She is worth a repeat.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Disclaimer: I have not been to Luxsa in a couple of months. But, I have been there many times in the past. Most of the ladies still work there. The new ones, I have already seen at their previous places of employment. LOL. This is in response to a couple of PM's.

Gentlemen,

My sexy and lovely Soviet vixen, Natasha, does have a fine stable of beauties in her Spa. The girls are all very beautiful, sexy, friendly and really work to make sure your ball sac is totally sucked dry of its seminal contents. Per Natasha's request, I will not post the cock stiffening details of my frequent visits there. But, I will tell you that Natasha runs a top notch business and she continues to provide a nice stable of young, vivacious, cock crazed and horny young women that will squeeze, tease, please and suck the cheese from your thick, convulsing cock.

Jag Coin will run in the 150-300 range depending on your level of service.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

We all know the story about Sweet Elite. I still get PM's about it. I already posted that several of the lovely ladies that used to work there have now gone independent. I can say that as far as I can tell, Sweet Elite is safe to visit. The owner is not using the Elite name in her BP ads for obvious reasons. Still, I have seen all of the girls that are still working there, except for one. And all of the girls are very beautiful, sexy, friendly and will please you in every way. Kora, is still there I believe, Monroe is there, Khloe and Ashley too (Cheyanne sweetie, PM me if I am mistaken). The rest are independent and as I said in my earlier post I have contact numbers if anyone is interested in seeing them as SP's.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know, Jackie and I go back a long way to her days at the original Elite on Colonial and Mills and MBS. I have seen her and reviewed hot sweet and sexy Latina ASS several times.

I can promise you that Jackie's girls are worth the visit. I have seen her (again it was a while ago) and at least one of her girls recently. PM only on that.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I called this place not too long ago hoping to speak to the beautiful young Asian woman pictured in the ad. Instead, an older, or so she sounded, Asian woman answered the phone. I was strongly considering making an appointment, but something in the woman's voice told me that it would be unlikely that I would be seeing the beautiful young Asian woman pictured in the ad. We spoke briefly as I had extreme difficulty understanding her. I asked her if the woman in the ad was available and the lady said yes. She told me, as far as I could understand her, that two women were working that day. Well, I simply felt as though I would be seeing an older Asian LMT and that is certainly not what I wanted. I decide to forgo with it.

Has anyone been here?

Thank you my esteemed, brothers.

JaguarXF.

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[Paddy1969]

Hey Ag thought she went to Jax. Is she back in the same spot off lee Road. Seen her twice but standard ending.


Gentlemen,

As you know, the gorgeous Angie took some time off. She is back now and is providing great service. I have reviewed her in the past. One or two other great Board men have as well.

Angie is a fun, friendly, sexy and excellent LMT. She is worth a repeat.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My dear and beloved brother Camera3, I think I found your soul mate! LOL. My good man, check out this absolutely hot little spinner! I believe she just posted very recently. Even though Maci is a bit too small for my liking, she does look quite beautiful and sexy. She really does. My ATF little co-ed fuck flesh MelBaby, will always be number one in my heart for the 18-21 year old demographic. However, Maci does look very nice, indeed. And she only charges 1000 dollars for a 6 hour overnight. That is very reasonable and something well within your budget, my man. LOL. Now, we both know our gorgeous and tender little, blue-eyed co-ed cheerleader MelBaby, is number one. But, since Maci has the type of body I know you like on a provider, I thought I would post her ad here and have you decide if you want to see her. Of course, my other fellow Board members can check her out too.

JaguarXF.

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[Paddy1969]

Have they upgraded there?


Gentlemen,

The Jag came, he saw, he conquered. Say Hello to Ellen. Outstanding massage. Great lady. Great personality. Great attitude. Very friendly and flirtatious. Nice body.

Total Jag Coin: 150. Will repeat. PM for additional data.

JaguarXF.

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[Quasimodo45]

I will have to check this one out!


Gentlemen,

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious? Truly the Angels' best! (sorry, I got caught up with the Stevie Wonder song from 1976, LOL).

Well, I have good Intel on this one as well. She Kati is a legit LMT, so I will exchange Intel via PM only. But, let me say this: She is worth a repeat.

JaguarXF.

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[Camera3]

1000 for an overnight? Shit, man, that's a heart attack waiting to happen.

But you are right, she is my type, at least, for this week.

Thanks,

C3.


My dear and beloved brother Camera3, I think I found your soul mate! LOL. My good man, check out this absolutely hot little spinner! I believe she just posted very recently. Even though Maci is a bit too small for my liking, she does look quite beautiful and sexy. She really does. My ATF little co-ed fuck flesh MelBaby, will always be number one in my heart for the 18-21 year old demographic. However, Maci does look very nice, indeed. And she only charges 1000 dollars for a 6 hour overnight. That is very reasonable and something well within your budget, my man. LOL. Now, we both know our gorgeous and tender little, blue-eyed co-ed cheerleader MelBaby, is number one. But, since Maci has the type of body I know you like on a provider, I thought I would post her ad here and have you decide if you want to see her. Of course, my other fellow Board members can check her out too.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Say Hello, to Reiki Heather. I have seen her several times. I had some PM's on her. She is very attractive, friendly, personable, sexy and she gives a great massage. I have some good data on her. PM on that for those of you that wish to see her.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I tried contacting this girl. We did speak on the phone and we had a very nice conversation. I wanted to see her 330 am (it was 130 am when I called her initially). Sinyha said she would try to make it and that she would call me to confirm. I was at a hotel on JYP. She called me back an hour or so later to say she could not make it. She had to be in Miami and wanted to get some sleep. No problem. I told her how much I appreciated the call back. She was very sweet, sounded very sexy on the phone and we did have a great 10 minute conversation. Sinyha told me to contact her when she comes back to Orlando (which she has, as evidenced by her recent ads). She also confirmed to me that her photos are 100% accurate. This sultry Latina is smoking hot!! I got hard looking at her photos (and you will too! LOL). Just look at that fucking photo of her looking up at you! Sheezus! I would love to glaze her lovely Latina face with my hot jizz (yes, yes, yes, I know you would too. But me first!

JaguarXF.

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[Jazak]

1000 for an overnight? Shit, man, that's a heart attack waiting to happen.

But you are right, she is my type, at least, for this week.

Thanks,

C3.Camera go for the All nighter. Be a good way to check your heart out and make sure your in good health and if for some reason you don't make it through the night at least you will be cumming and going at the same time. What ever you decide have fun!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I believer in the business paradigm of free market capitalism. Anyone can be successful if they are willing to work and hone their craft. This attractive, IMHO and from what I can see of her face, BBW intrigues me. No, I have not seen her. But, I give this nice young woman a lot of credit. I really do. We all have our fetishes and requisite likes and dislikes when it come to providers. We are blessed with a wide variety of women who are eager to spread their collective vaginas for our huge throbbing and cum ejaculating cocks.

So, I present the inimitable question: Has anyone seen this young woman?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/vivacious-red-the-best-rubs-around-let-me-tantalize-all-ur-senses-28/9308634

[Otownstamina]

Hey Ag thought she went to Jax. Is she back in the same spot off lee Road. Seen her twice but standard ending.I will have definitely have to see Angie if she is back at her old location as it was very close to my job!

[Hawkeye49]

My dear and beloved brother Camera3, I think I found your soul mate! LOL. My good man, check out this absolutely hot little spinner! I believe she just posted very recently. Even though Maci is a bit too small for my liking, she does look quite beautiful and sexy. She really does. My ATF little co-ed fuck flesh MelBaby, will always be number one in my heart for the 18-21 year old demographic. However, Maci does look very nice, indeed. And she only charges 1000 dollars for a 6 hour overnight. That is very reasonable and something well within your budget, my man. LOL. Now, we both know our gorgeous and tender little, blue-eyed co-ed cheerleader MelBaby, is number one. But, since Maci has the type of body I know you like on a provider, I thought I would post her ad here and have you decide if you want to see her. Of course, my other fellow Board members can check her out too.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/up-all-night-ur-definitely-in-the-rite-place-let-me-make-ur-night-amazing-18/10757753

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10757753&image=10757749

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10757753&image=10786119

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10757753&image=10757752

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10757753&image=10786121Yes Maci looks nice my friend but WOW that Melbaby has my eyes spinning! Thank you very much for the info now I need to figure out a way to get up to Orlando and meet her. I just love that naughty little smile of hers.

[Camera3]

Jaz,

You guys sure are being mighty generous with my money.

OK. I did the due diligence thing. Googled the digits. No reviews and only a month of history on a Staten Island burner phone? At least the pics are not borrowed, probably. I am sorry, that is worth maybe. 8 to kick the tires for a HH and THEN decide if I want to revisit, which I do not do very often.

But I do appreciate the confidence that you think I could entertain a lady that looks like that for all night.

Pass the warm milk, please.

C3.


Camera go for the All nighter. Be a good way to check your heart out and make sure your in good health and if for some reason you don't make it through the night at least you will be cumming and going at the same time. What ever you decide have fun!

[Quasimodo45]

Thanks for the heads up. I was curious about her. Must be the sparkle in her eye. Wait a minute. That's no sparkle. That's Jag Seed! (So sorry. My bad.).


Gentlemen,

The Jag came, he saw, he conquered. Say Hello to Ellen. Outstanding massage. Great lady. Great personality. Great attitude. Very friendly and flirtatious. Nice body.

Total Jag Coin: 150. Will repeat. PM for additional data.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/a-massage-that-will-blow-your-mind/10892043

[Paddy1969]

My go to girl not available tonight, tired Ellen never got back to me. Home with a boner, any recommendations for outcall.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I believe this is Envea, notwithstanding the different phone number. If I am wrong I will update later. The photos appear to be the same photos Envea uses in her ads. This ad has no name. It is possible the second girl she mentions is, in fact, the sexy Jade. You can't go wrong with either girl. They are both worth the Jag Coin.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/late-night-early-morning-special-call-me-25/10593651

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Again, Brazil Michelle is one of the most beautiful women in this business. She is beautiful in every way and a real sweetheart as well. Michelle provides a great rub and will leave you breathless and your ball sac totally drained. She works with Mia / Mya off Lake Howell Road.

Coinage will run in the 150-200 plus range.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/come-relax-today/10742100

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I am sure we have all seen this ad. This woman has been posting for a very long fucking time. I have never bothered to call her because there is no photo with her ad. I rarely call if there is not an accompanying photo with the ad. I remember I did that shit once with LMT Lynn off Executive Drive. I called her and her hot, sexy voice nearly made me cum over the phone. So, with rock hard and throbbing raging hard on in hand, I drove over to her studio. When I arrived and she opened the door, well, ahem, I was not too happy.

My other great brothers on the Board that have seen Lynn, know exactly what fuck I am talking about. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anytime-great-professional-body-rubs-anytime-body-rubs-great-body-rubs-24-7-28/3530188

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I called this gal before. I asked her if she ever does incalls. She said no. I asked her about her photo being so blurry and appearing as though it was taken during the Reagan administration. I also gently suggested that if she wanted people to pick her, then, she should update her ad with some recent photos. She responded with a vague answer as to why she has not changed her photo in 30 years. I politely thanked her and told her to have a nice day. Pick me!! Pick me!! LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/pick-me-pick-me99-hotel-and-home-247-cc-accepted-hot-blonde-407-722-9098-37/10024037

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10024037&image=10027971

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

You all know I am the quintessential mother fucking germaphobe. Simply put, I do not like germs. Specifically, when it comes to others men's DNA coming anywhere near me. That is why I have NEVER, nor will I, EVER do a shower rub with a provider. Just think about it. Do you really want to get into a mother fucking shower where 10 different guys have blown their loads? Really? Seriously? No thanks. Cheyanne, Natasha, Lisa, or, any other Spa owner that is advertising shower rubs, I understand that you cock crazed ladies use that as a marketing tool, but, I doubt that many guys utilize it. Frankly, I doubt that many guys on the Board are willing to step into a shower where he has a real chance of slipping on some guys jizz load that was spilled ten minutes earlier. I don't give a mother fuck how well sanitized the provider may tell you the shower is. The Jag is not getting in for a shower rub. Shit, I even fucking hate taking off my shoes when I am in a normal Rub room, because I don't want to step in some dudes jizz. Trust me, gentlemen, I know that I have blown my load more times than I can count, on the doors, mirrors, curtains, tables and floors of every fucking Rub Spa in Orlando. Brevard County, too! I am sure a few of my brothers have as well. It usually happens when a provider is sucking my cock while I am straddling her face. She will suck on my balls while I am jerking off. My cock is pointed toward the door, mirror, curtains or wherever. Then, I blast my load and the first rope of semen about three feet and it usually hits one of the aforementioned items. My successive blasts of jizz don't travel as far and I end up pumping the last remnants of my gooey gobs of semen into the providers hot little mouth.

But, I think I still owe Honey / Venus money for a new pair of glasses, as I pumped more jizz onto her face, glasses and hair than I can remember. LOL. Of, course I pumped a lot of jizz deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep into her fat little co-ed vagina, too.

So, thanks ladies, but no thanks. I just say no to shower rubs.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/make-ur-sun-a-funday-10-off-till-9-gorgeous-playmates-erotic-encounters-explosive-endings-24/10951738

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10952600

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-stuff-dreams-are-made-of-3-sexy-ladies-21/10953251

[Grand Piano]

Gentlemen,

Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? Isn't she precious? Truly the Angels' best! (sorry, I got caught up with the Stevie Wonder song from 1976, LOL).

Well, I have good Intel on this one as well. She Kati is a legit LMT, so I will exchange Intel via PM only. But, let me say this: She is worth a repeat.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/nurturing-and-healing-hands/10935852

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10935852&image=10935851

http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10935852&image=10935850Saw this post and decided to take a chance on a new LMT a little while back. What a wonderful massage. Everything was legit for my first visit but she does know how to get the knots out. She is cute as a button as well. She was somewhat casual with the draping although she did cover me up. Will have to see how future visits go. The massage alone was very much worth it though.

GP.

[Paddy1969]

[Q.

I love the Jag but don't agree with all on this one. Flirty yes, fun yes but that pic is 20 yrs old.

Nice body, no way. Old and saggy. Complete grandma in my opinion.

Will not repeat.

The Jag came, he saw, he conquered. Say Hello to Ellen. Outstanding massage. Great lady. Great personality. Great attitude. Very friendly and flirtatious. Nice body.

[AncientOne]

Gentlemen,

I am sure we have all seen this ad. This woman has been posting for a very long fucking time. I have never bothered to call her because there is no photo with her ad. I rarely call if there is not an accompanying photo with the ad. I remember I did that shit once with LMT Lynn off Executive Drive. I called her and her hot, sexy voice nearly made me cum over the phone. So, with rock hard and throbbing raging hard on in hand, I drove over to her studio. When I arrived and she opened the door, well, ahem, I was not too happy.

My other great brothers on the Board that have seen Lynn, know exactly what fuck I am talking about. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/anytime-great-professional-body-rubs-anytime-body-rubs-great-body-rubs-24-7-28/3530188Is no pic as bad as a pic from the Regan era? I say yes and there is just no excuse for a bad pic or no pic. Odds are that the SP has a lack of beauty and / or a lack of a VAG. I am one of the brother mongers who saw Lynn but gratefully it was because she was the "landlord" in the suite of offices where I had an appointment with one of her "tenants". I took one look at this red head and seared it into my memory under "no fly zone".

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

[Q.

I love the Jag but don't agree with all on this one. Flirty yes, fun yes but that pic is 20 yrs old.

Nice body, no way. Old and saggy. Complete grandma in my opinion.

Will not repeat.

The Jag came, he saw, he conquered. Say Hello to Ellen. Outstanding massage. Great lady. Great personality. Great attitude. Very friendly and flirtatious. Nice body.The pic is old. Ellen has to be at least late 40's very early 50's. I actually saw Ellen 5 or so years ago. She was at a studio off Colonial and 417. It was recently taken over by an Asian woman. It has been a very, very long, so, forgive me if my memory is not 100%. Yes, she was a curvier gal then, based on my PM with a guy that saw her recently, as she has lost some weight, I believe. You guys know that I really love a curvy woman. I say curvy and some guys may say BBW or otherwise. I guess beauty and unattractiveness is in the eye of the hobbyist. LOL. As far as I can recall, Ellen's body was not old and saggy when I saw her, but again, she was fully dressed and the room was dimly lit. She looked like she had nice curves to me. IMHO. I had great success, but of course, brother Ancientone one upped me on this one. He found her attractive enough to go the distance with her. LOL.

True, and good brother Paddy is 100% correct, Ellen is not to be confused with Marilyn Monroe, but she had a dynamic personality and she made my visit a memorable one. I only saw Ellen one time.

JaguarXF.

[Brevard Newbie]

Jag, you make me laugh so hard when I read your posts. I swear you should take your show on the road (the new Lenny Bruce), LOL.

You have a knack for putting everything in perspective but in a nice comical way and that's why your posts are so widely read buddy.

I guess I am one of the few guys that loves a gorgeous shapely female, nice warm water flowing on me with lots of soap. IMO there is nothing more fun than being naked in the shower with a hottie and cuming all over her. I will risk slipping on the jizz for a memorable time.

BN.


Gentlemen,

You all know I am the quintessential mother fucking germaphobe. Simply put, I do not like germs. Specifically, when it comes to others men's DNA coming anywhere near me. That is why I have NEVER, nor will I, EVER do a shower rub with a provider. Just think about it. Do you really want to get into a mother fucking shower where 10 different guys have blown their loads? Really? Seriously? No thanks. Cheyanne, Natasha, Lisa, or, any other Spa owner that is advertising shower rubs, I understand that you cock crazed ladies use that as a marketing tool, but, I doubt that many guys utilize it. Frankly, I doubt that many guys on the Board are willing to step into a shower where he has a real chance of slipping on some guys jizz load that was spilled ten minutes earlier. I don't give a mother fuck how well sanitized the provider may tell you the shower is. The Jag is not getting in for a shower rub. Shit, I even fucking hate taking off my shoes when I am in a normal Rub room, because I don't want to step in some dudes jizz. Trust me, gentlemen, I know that I have blown my load more times than I can count, on the doors, mirrors, curtains, tables and floors of every fucking Rub Spa in Orlando. Brevard County, too! I am sure a few of my brothers have as well. It usually happens when a provider is sucking my cock while I am straddling her face. She will suck on my balls while I am jerking off. My cock is pointed toward the door, mirror, curtains or wherever. Then, I blast my load and the first rope of semen about three feet and it usually hits one of the aforementioned items. My successive blasts of jizz don't travel as far and I end up pumping the last remnants of my gooey gobs of semen into the providers hot little mouth.

But, I think I still owe Honey / Venus money for a new pair of glasses, as I pumped more jizz onto her face, glasses and hair than I can remember. LOL. Of, course I pumped a lot of jizz deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep into her fat little co-ed vagina, too.

So, thanks ladies, but no thanks. I just say no to shower rubs.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/make-ur-sun-a-funday-10-off-till-9-gorgeous-playmates-erotic-encounters-explosive-endings-24/10951738

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10952600

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-stuff-dreams-are-made-of-3-sexy-ladies-21/10953251

[Thraubs]

Gentlemen,

We all know the story about Sweet Elite. I still get PM's about it. I already posted that several of the lovely ladies that used to work there have now gone independent. I can say that as far as I can tell, Sweet Elite is safe to visit. The owner is not using the Elite name in her BP ads for obvious reasons. Still, I have seen all of the girls that are still working there, except for one. And all of the girls are very beautiful, sexy, friendly and will please you in every way. Kora, is still there I believe, Monroe is there, Khloe and Ashley too (Cheyanne sweetie, PM me if I am mistaken). The rest are independent and as I said in my earlier post I have contact numbers if anyone is interested in seeing them as SP's.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10942493

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10917927

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10925017

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/yuv-th-ret-nw-cme-th-betstop-new-flawless-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10936477Since Khloe is still at Elite, I thought I'd add a little info since there's not much about her yet. I saw her shortly before the LEO shakedown. She's very attractive, total spinner type. Her small breasts work well on her petite frame and her firm ass rather excellent and a joy to behold (and hold)! She's not really my type so I didn't pursue the more expensive menu options, but I got a good rub and a nice finish.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Jag, you make me laugh so hard when I read your posts. I swear you should take your show on the road (the new Lenny Bruce), LOL.

You have a knack for putting everything in perspective but in a nice comical way and that's why your posts are so widely read buddy.

I guess I am one of the few guys that loves a gorgeous shapely female, nice warm water flowing on me with lots of soap. IMO there is nothing more fun than being naked in the shower with a hottie and cuming all over her. I will risk slipping on the jizz for a memorable time.

BN.Yes, if you slip on some jizz in the shower that was left by another Board brother, at least you will have safe harbor knowing that it was NOT mine! LOL. Brother Brevard Newbie, if you do fall, make sure that your life alert account is up to date. I would hate to see that you have fallen and can't get up! LOL.

Have you been back to Massage Matters in Brevard County. I have not blown my load all over Jen's gorgeous face and vagina in a long time. Gentlemen, just look at Jen's gorgeous MILF face and think about pumping your thick, copious and viscous gooey load all over her beautiful MILF lips, mouth, tongue, face and hair. Imagine how hot Jen would look with a sexy pair of glasses! Just like my beloved Honey / Venus from MBS / Sweet Elite. I feel sorry for Jen's S. O. If he only knew.

It is my understanding that Massage Matters is undergoing construction. Or, is there construction going on in her little strip mall like office complex? I vaguely remember wacko Marika or the lovely Jen telling me that they were going to try to install showers. Fuck it. Maybe I am confusing Marika (I know she is independent now) and sexy MILF Jen with Tara Marie and Jenna over in Maitland.

Again, as always, I thank you for your kinds words brother BrevardNewbie. I am your indebted and humble servant.

JaguarXF.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unwind-at-massage-matters-with-camilla-and-jen-monday-321-298-1617-34/8817350

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8817350&image=10429152

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8817350&image=10861798

[Brevard Newbie]

Hey Jag:

MM's construction is almost completed. There will be at least two showers there and IF YOU ARE THE FIRST CUSTOMER after the construction is completed you will enter pristine, immaculate, un-cummed showers! Imagine showering with gorgeous Jen and Ashley or Camilla and having 4 hands stroke that famous cock of yours,cuming all over the place.

I know you always want to be first, at the top of the ladder, well Buddy, MM is your calling to be the one to christen the new facilities. There will be 2 showers, I will get the other! LOL.

Marika previously worked with Jen but they split and Marika has her own business now. Claire also split from Jen and is an independent. Hope they all are very successful since all are great at what they do.

Have a great week. Safe exploring. Watch the jizz.

BN.


Yes, if you slip on some jizz in the shower that was left by another Board brother, at least you will have safe harbor knowing that it was NOT mine! LOL. Brother Brevard Newbie, if you do fall, make sure that your life alert account is up to date. I would hate to see that you have fallen and can't get up! LOL.

Have you been back to Massage Matters in Brevard County. I have not blown my load all over Jen's gorgeous face and vagina in a long time. Gentlemen, just look at Jen's gorgeous MILF face and think about pumping your thick, copious and viscous gooey load all over her beautiful MILF lips, mouth, tongue, face and hair. Imagine how hot Jen would look with a sexy pair of glasses! Just like my beloved Honey / Venus from MBS / Sweet Elite. I feel sorry for Jen's S. O. If he only knew.

It is my understanding that Massage Matters is undergoing construction. Or, is there construction going on in her little strip mall like office complex? I vaguely remember wacko Marika or the lovely Jen telling me that they were going to try to install showers. Fuck it. Maybe I am confusing Marika (I know she is independent now) and sexy MILF Jen with Tara Marie and Jenna over in Maitland.

Again, as always, I thank you for your kinds words brother BrevardNewbie. I am your indebted and humble servant.

JaguarXF.

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/unwind-at-massage-matters-with-camilla-and-jen-monday-321-298-1617-34/8817350

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8817350&image=10429152

http://spacecoast.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=8817350&image=10861798

[OliverOil]

Gentlemen,

I believer in the business paradigm of free market capitalism. Anyone can be successful if they are willing to work and hone their craft. This attractive, IMHO and from what I can see of her face, BBW intrigues me. No, I have not seen her. But, I give this nice young woman a lot of credit. I really do. We all have our fetishes and requisite likes and dislikes when it come to providers. We are blessed with a wide variety of women who are eager to spread their collective vaginas for our huge throbbing and cum ejaculating cocks.

So, I present the inimitable question: Has anyone seen this young woman?JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/vivacious-red-the-best-rubs-around-let-me-tantalize-all-ur-senses-28/9308634I have, about 6 months ago. The pics are accurate, safe incall, easy to set up and the service is fair. I did the B2B and it got me in the mood for the HE which was $20 if I recall correctly. Good value but didn't motivate me into a return visit. Don't believe there was more on the menu or that I was interested in pursing it. So real, no rip off, relieved the pressure but no return or desire to.

OO.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have received some kind and wonderful PM's from many of you asking me for the reasons for my success. I have responded, as I always do to every PM I receive. I just felt as though a quick public comment would help those gentlemen that may be reluctant to PM me for advice, due to their nascent status on the Board.

Let me be clear: Anyone can achieve success in this hobby. You do not have to look like The Rock, John Cena, Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck, or fucking Rock Hudson. Sure, being handsome has its inherent advantages, but average looking guys and below average looking guys can achieve great success as well. YMMV in every and all situations. Some guys get laid where others get an HE. Some guys get a BBBJCIMWS while others are asked to leave to Spa. LOL. Some guys get to have a PSE, GFE, BBBJCIMWS with a provider while others only receive a CBJ and nothing else. Listed below are a few key things, though not in any specific order, that will help you to become a World Class, Jag Class hobbyist:

1) Practice impeccable hygiene.

2) Wear a light fragrant cologne and use it sparingly. If she can smell your cologne from 5 feet away, then, that is not good. She should only be able to smell your cologne when she gets with 12 inches of your face / neck area.

2) Be well groomed upon arrival.

3) Have a great attitude.

4) Have a sense of humor. If you can put the provider at ease by making a humorous comment or two, then, you are halfway home.

5) Never talk about your personal shit or ex's etc. Providers have enough drama in their own lives they don't need to hear ours. LOL.

6) Compliment her on her looks and her figure. Whether or not she is attractive is totally irrelevant. Women LOVE to be complimented. But DO NOT overdo it. If you do, their BS meter will go off and you may not, get off. LOL.

7) Do NOT talk about yourself. Talk about her during the brief time that you will be together. Women like it when they think you are interested in them on a personal level. This particularly applies to LMT's. Engage the provider and talk about her and let her know that you are interested in her as a person, notwithstanding the fact that you are there to pump your searing hot load deep into her intestines. Providers can, not that they will, but they can get turned off if they feel as though you are a narcissist and that you only want to talk about yourself. (ok, ok, ok, I know, I should look in the mirror, right? But, hey, whaddayouse going to do? LOL).

8) Tip well for great service and thank her. If you just fucked her senseless, still thank her and CONTINUE to be a total gentleman. Keep it in perspective, as she will want you to come back as a repeat client if you tip her well and personally thank her for great service.

9) If her service sucks, still, be a total gentleman and thank her anyway. If you are an asshole to her, she may try to ruin you by letting other providers know that you were an asshole. We all know that providers talk to each other and if you are an asshole, even if her service sucked, she can still make life difficult for you with other providers by trashing your name.

Hope this helps, my new Board brothers.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I have, about 6 months ago. The pics are accurate, safe incall, easy to set up and the service is fair. I did the B2B and it got me in the mood for the HE which was $20 if I recall correctly. Good value but didn't motivate me into a return visit. Don't believe there was more on the menu or that I was interested in pursing it. So real, no rip off, relieved the pressure but no return or desire to.

OO.Brother OliverOil, it is men like you that make this Board so great. I did not see any reviews on Symone, so I wanted to present her to the Board to see if anyone had seen her. Contrary to popular belief, I have NOT fucked every provider in Orlando, LOL. I have only fucked the ones that I found attractive. Lolol. Yes, Symone is pretty, but she is not quite my type. So, when I have a question on a gal that I believe may benefit the collective Board, I post it publically and seek guidance from the many hundreds, or, the few thousand great men out there that may have something to offer.

Again, thank you so very much, brother OliverOil for your great review and Intel on Symone. I am sure it will serve as excellent utilitarian use to some of our brothers out there.

JaguarXF.

[Paddy1969]

Saw her this week, nothing curvy, all hanging everywhere. I arrived wanted to leave, came and ran.

Still the man Jag.


The pic is old. Ellen has to be at least late 40's very early 50's. I actually saw Ellen 5 or so years ago. She was at a studio off Colonial and 417. It was recently taken over by an Asian woman. It has been a very, very long, so, forgive me if my memory is not 100%. Yes, she was a curvier gal then, based on my PM with a guy that saw her recently, as she has lost some weight, I believe. You guys know that I really love a curvy woman. I say curvy and some guys may say BBW or otherwise. I guess beauty and unattractiveness is in the eye of the hobbyist. LOL. As far as I can recall, Ellen's body was not old and saggy when I saw her, but again, she was fully dressed and the room was dimly lit. She looked like she had nice curves to me. IMHO. I had great success, but of course, brother Ancientone one upped me on this one. He found her attractive enough to go the distance with her. LOL.

True, and good brother Paddy is 100% correct, Ellen is not to be confused with Marilyn Monroe, but she had a dynamic personality and she made my visit a memorable one. I only saw Ellen one time.

JaguarXF.

[Member #4565]

A new young girl posted on BP yesterday (Kelli) and said she was subbing for Amanda Star; the number she posted is Amanda Star's number. ? BTW, the pics "Kelli" posted are HOT! Early 20's, firm, tight bod. They reminded me of the pics that the legendary Tonya, beautiful college girl who used to host in Altamonte, used to post. So good that they look TGTBT. Seems a little strange.

Montana.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

A new young girl posted on BP yesterday (Kelli) and said she was subbing for Amanda Star; the number she posted is Amanda Star's number. ? BTW, the pics "Kelli" posted are HOT! Early 20's, firm, tight bod. They reminded me of the pics that the legendary Tonya, beautiful college girl who used to host in Altamonte, used to post. So good that they look TGTBT. Seems a little strange.

Montana.Thank you brother Montana77. Nice work! You sniffed that out. I am not sure why Amanda Starr would let someone sub for her. I know Amanda was in Miami for a while last year. There were some issues in her personal life that I will not get into here. Amanda Starr is a gorgeous, GFE, PSE early 20's gal that let me do some things to her that had never been done to her before. Well, at least that is what she told me. We all know these providers are not refugees from Sisters of The Poor convent and they lie all the time to us. My good brother OriginalSin committed some sinful acts with the lovely Amanda Starr as well.

If anyone has seen Amanda lately please post.

Also, while we are on the subject of beautiful early 20's curvy gals, has anyone seen Rosea? I know she had put on a few pounds since I saw her the first time last year. OriginalSin, I know you and I have blasted our collective Jag Seed (your OriginalSin Seed?) into Rosea's tender, young and perennially ovulating uterus. So, I must ask you if you have seen our lovely Rosea lately? I found this ad of hers from April, 2014. They are the last two links.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kelli-23/10327628

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10327628&image=10914281

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10327628&image=10914282

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10327628&image=10914279

http://www.eroticpostreviews.com/p/318760

http://www.eroticpostreviews.com/p/318760

[FrankCuba]

Congrats to brother Jag on his namesake's thread. I'm still coming down from that rush that the Jag must get quite often: Yesterday I had two separate great pussy experiences, something that has only happened to me maybe four times outside of the great forbidden island to our south (where it happens almost daily when I am there). Yes, thanks to Kim (see East Hwy 50 thread) and Angel (sorry she is utr) for my gastronomic bliss. Funny thing though ... they both said " god I wish you or Jag could teach my boyfriend to do it like that! "

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

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[Nickoglock]

Un-cummed showers hahahahahahaha ha lmao.


Hey Jag:

MM's construction is almost completed. There will be at least two showers there and IF YOU ARE THE FIRST CUSTOMER after the construction is completed you will enter pristine, immaculate, un-cummed showers! Imagine showering with gorgeous Jen and Ashley or Camilla and having 4 hands stroke that famous cock of yours,cuming all over the place.

I know you always want to be first, at the top of the ladder, well Buddy, MM is your calling to be the one to christen the new facilities. There will be 2 showers, I will get the other! LOL.

Marika previously worked with Jen but they split and Marika has her own business now. Claire also split from Jen and is an independent. Hope they all are very successful since all are great at what they do.

Have a great week. Safe exploring. Watch the jizz.

BN.

[Quasimodo45]

The horror stories I hear from providers only back this up.

I will also add in PRACTICE PHONE ETIQUETTE. I have heard many a post rub conversation while still table side with hopeful mongers on the other end. No. She will not answer your pointed hopeful questions directly. Except for No. I don't do that. Nor will she specify what makes a session 'sensual'. Any SP who gives direct answers other than no for any 'illegal' act (illegal only by laws that are themselves illegal. But that is another forum) are to be avoided anyway. As the session will be a trap itself.

Be polite. Ask only general legal questions.

ALWAYS BE POLITE!


Gentlemen,

I have received some kind and wonderful PM's from many of you asking me for the reasons for my success. I have responded, as I always do to every PM I receive. I just felt as though a quick public comment would help those gentlemen that may be reluctant to PM me for advice, due to their nascent status on the Board.

Let me be clear: Anyone can achieve success in this hobby.....(etc etc etc yadda yadda yadda)

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I was suspicious about this ad so I called the number. BINGO! Brianna and Nicole are the same girl. Nicole posted a month or two ago. I called her about 6 weeks ago. She had a really fucked up attitude. She refused to come to my hotel and hung up the phone on me. LOL. The hotels I stay at are 3 star or higher. I guess Brianna / Nicole only travels to 4 and 5 star hotels. LOL. But if the pics are her, which I doubt they are, or even a close representation of her, then, maybe I will have to get a room at the Marriott World Center.

Will you cum see me there, sweetie?

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/stunningly-lovely-here-to-massage-you-_-_-_sensuous-outcall-to-your-place-23/10533770

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10533770&image=10933531

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10533770&image=10933532

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10533770&image=10933530

[Scriviner]

So I went to see a SP the other day (review is in the BP forum). Anyway, after the session I asked her if she's heard of this board. She said she had heard of it and she immediately asked me if I knew "the Jag. " So Jag, thanks for representing our board out there with the girls in a positive way, as your reputation followed you in this case.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I just wanted to update you that Sweet Elite is back in full force! Of course they no longer use the name, but they are at the same location and it seems that several of the girls have returned. Some have new names. PM me for their old names. Their Ads are all over Backpage. I wish my lovely and sexually rapacious Cheyanne great success as she basically says FUCK YOU SCUMBAGS, to the degenerate jack booted thugs at MBI. Piss on all of them! You rock Cheyanne, baby girl! You will never let anyone bully you and your desire to be successful. Your girls are among the most beautiful in the biz and I have seen all of them (except Khloe). The Jag loves you as always. You know that sweetie. I will see you soon and finally get to check out that hot little babe, Khloe! I may do another ball draining threesome with several more of your lovely honey's (and Venus's? LOL).

Guys, IMHO, it is safe to go back to Sweet Elite. As always, be aware of your surroundings. But I feel comfortable going back to Sweet Elite and I have no problem with it. I think I still have my Sr. VIP Status. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5rated-1sexiest-in-orlando-sweet-co-ed-girls-exotic-pa-dat-monroecheyannechina-21/10963687

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5rated-1sexiest-in-orlando-sweet-co-ed-girls-exotic-pa-dat-melodykim-21/10962533

[GetLost]

Gentlemen,

I have received some kind and wonderful PM's from many of you asking me for the reasons for my success. I have responded, as I always do to every PM I receive. I just felt as though a quick public comment would help those gentlemen that may be reluctant to PM me for advice, due to their nascent status on the Board.

Let me be clear: Anyone can achieve success in this hobby. You do not have to look like The Rock, John Cena, Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck, or fucking Rock Hudson. Sure, being handsome has its inherent advantages, but average looking guys and below average looking guys can achieve great success as well. YMMV in every and all situations. Some guys get laid where others get an HE. Some guys get a BBBJCIMWS while others are asked to leave to Spa. LOL. Some guys get to have a PSE, GFE, BBBJCIMWS with a provider while others only receive a CBJ and nothing else. Listed below are a few key things, though not in any specific order, that will help you to become a World Class, Jag Class hobbyist:

1) Practice impeccable hygiene.

2) Wear a light fragrant cologne and use it sparingly. If she can smell your cologne from 5 feet away, then, that is not good. She should only be able to smell your cologne when she gets with 12 inches of your face / neck area.

2) Be well groomed upon arrival.

3) Have a great attitude.

4) Have a sense of humor. If you can put the provider at ease by making a humorous comment or two, then, you are halfway home.

5) Never talk about your personal shit or ex's etc. Providers have enough drama in their own lives they don't need to hear ours. LOL.

6) Compliment her on her looks and her figure. Whether or not she is attractive is totally irrelevant. Women LOVE to be complimented. But DO NOT overdo it. If you do, their BS meter will go off and you may not, get off. LOL.

7) Do NOT talk about yourself. Talk about her during the brief time that you will be together. Women like it when they think you are interested in them on a personal level. This particularly applies to LMT's. Engage the provider and talk about her and let her know that you are interested in her as a person, notwithstanding the fact that you are there to pump your searing hot load deep into her intestines. Providers can, not that they will, but they can get turned off if they feel as though you are a narcissist and that you only want to talk about yourself. (ok, ok, ok, I know, I should look in the mirror, right? But, hey, whaddayouse going to do? LOL).

8) Tip well for great service and thank her. If you just fucked her senseless, still thank her and CONTINUE to be a total gentleman. Keep it in perspective, as she will want you to come back as a repeat client if you tip her well and personally thank her for great service.

9) If her service sucks, still, be a total gentleman and thank her anyway. If you are an asshole to her, she may try to ruin you by letting other providers know that you were an asshole. We all know that providers talk to each other and if you are an asshole, even if her service sucked, she can still make life difficult for you with other providers by trashing your name.

Hope this helps, my new Board brothers.

JaguarXF.Very very nicely well written. This is just so true. Whether it's meeting a woman for a date or a provider this is good advice. Something that should be added: Don't be a jerk or an asshole. This goes for women too. I understand that some people out there are just assholes and they can't help themselves but try not to be one.

[ConstantBlue]

Very very nicely well written. This is just so true. Whether it's meeting a woman for a date or a provider this is good advice. Something that should be added: Don't be a jerk or an asshole. This goes for women too. I understand that some people out there are just assholes and they can't help themselves but try not to be one.This is how to be all the time. Not just for you mongers. Hell, it's like one of those old 1950's training films, except it's not cheesey.

[TatiXoXo69]

Hi guys! Hey there Jag and congratulations on your new Jag Sandbox! I wanted to tell you I am at a new location now but I want to stay on the down low LOL You have been a client of mine for almost a year. I trust you so You can send usasg members to me by PM. Thanks honey!

TatiXoXo69.

[YeahIdk]

USA Fraternity Brother Jag, would you happen to know what happened to this young lady? She was almost placed onto my favorites list until the closure.

Thank you sir, I appreciate your help.

[PharmaGuy]

Gentlemen,

I have received some kind and wonderful PM's from many of you asking me for the reasons for my success. I have responded, as I always do to every PM I receive. I just felt as though a quick public comment would help those gentlemen that may be reluctant to PM me for advice, due to their nascent status on the Board.

Let me be clear: Anyone can achieve success in this hobby. You do not have to look like The Rock, John Cena, Tom Cruise, Tom Selleck, or fucking Rock Hudson. Sure, being handsome has its inherent advantages, but average looking guys and below average looking guys can achieve great success as well. YMMV in every and all situations. Some guys get laid where others get an HE. Some guys get a BBBJCIMWS while others are asked to leave to Spa. LOL. Some guys get to have a PSE, GFE, BBBJCIMWS with a provider while others only receive a CBJ and nothing else. Listed below are a few key things, though not in any specific order, that will help you to become a World Class, Jag Class hobbyist:

1) Practice impeccable hygiene.

2) Wear a light fragrant cologne and use it sparingly. If she can smell your cologne from 5 feet away, then, that is not good. She should only be able to smell your cologne when she gets with 12 inches of your face / neck area.

2) Be well groomed upon arrival.

3) Have a great attitude.

4) Have a sense of humor. If you can put the provider at ease by making a humorous comment or two, then, you are halfway home.

5) Never talk about your personal shit or ex's etc. Providers have enough drama in their own lives they don't need to hear ours. LOL.

6) Compliment her on her looks and her figure. Whether or not she is attractive is totally irrelevant. Women LOVE to be complimented. But DO NOT overdo it. If you do, their BS meter will go off and you may not, get off. LOL.

7) Do NOT talk about yourself. Talk about her during the brief time that you will be together. Women like it when they think you are interested in them on a personal level. This particularly applies to LMT's. Engage the provider and talk about her and let her know that you are interested in her as a person, notwithstanding the fact that you are there to pump your searing hot load deep into her intestines. Providers can, not that they will, but they can get turned off if they feel as though you are a narcissist and that you only want to talk about yourself. (ok, ok, ok, I know, I should look in the mirror, right? But, hey, whaddayouse going to do? LOL).

8) Tip well for great service and thank her. If you just fucked her senseless, still thank her and CONTINUE to be a total gentleman. Keep it in perspective, as she will want you to come back as a repeat client if you tip her well and personally thank her for great service.

9) If her service sucks, still, be a total gentleman and thank her anyway. If you are an asshole to her, she may try to ruin you by letting other providers know that you were an asshole. We all know that providers talk to each other and if you are an asshole, even if her service sucked, she can still make life difficult for you with other providers by trashing your name.

Hope this helps, my new Board brothers.

JaguarXF.All spot on tips. I will add a couple.

I always greet them with a warm hug and a sweet compliment

When it comes to the humor side. I like to use self effacing humor. Ex. Emily from altamonte. When I was undressing I told her to turn around because I didn't want her to see how fat I was and was afraid that she will never pick up again if I called her. She was pretty shy before, but that cracked her up. Now this worked because I am in fairly good shape.

Or referring to my schmeckle I say "hey, it might be small. But at least it skinny". The ones who get it crack up....anything to break the ice

I like to find out if or what turns them on. If any.

I try to make the sessions passionate if the provider goes that way. I treat her with the upmost of my attention.

Like Jag, I treat these girls with total respect and as if they were my girlfriend.

Regardless of how it went or if your into her or not. These girls talk. You want to be on the good list.

And last but not meech. I meant least. Please do not use any fake bills!

I have more but I have to run. Good day gentlemen.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

It is nice to see that Cheyanne has adopted my "co-ed" term in her ads. She never did that before. Nice to see Rub Spas using the term co-ed, because it tells their clients that the girls are all in their 20's: Preferably, very early 20's. Many, many, many men like co-ed type vaginas because they are less worn, feel smoother, tighter, less squamous cell friction and have greater elasticity than, ahem, older vaginas (no disrespect to the older providers out there, we LOVE your vaginas, too sweeties).

And, my beloved brothers, as you very well know, there is nothing better than having a young, tender, cheerleader, co-ed type young lady bouncing up and down on your huge, throbbing, choad shooting meat stick.

Give me P, rah rah, give me a U, rah rah, give me an S, rah rah, give me another S, rah rah, give me a Y! What's that spell? P U S S Y! Now let's go get some!

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5rated-1sexiest-in-orlando-sweet-co-ed-girls-exotic-pa-dat-melodycassidy-21/10968336

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/5rated-1sexiest-in-orlando-sweet-co-ed-girls-exotic-pa-dat-melodykim-21/10962176

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen this hot Latina babe and reviewed her before. Joan is hot and sexy and will do it all. I do not believe she is a YMMV gal. Joan is, FS, PSE, DFK, GFE, light anal play and she WILL do a hot threesome with her sexy office mate, Candy.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/monday-specials-open-till-late-available-now-30/4890723

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=4890723&image=9357787

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[Camera3]

I agree with all of this and here are a few more thoughts:

Do your due diligence. A couple of minutes of homework is far better than driving around East Jabip chasing a flake. This includes Google the digits for reviews and TinEye the pics for duplicates. And read the fucking reviews.

RTFF, and if you don't know what that means, it respectfully means, read the fucking forum. I got to tell you, I am on a roll. I don't think I have had a bad experience with a SP in months. Just keeping up with the reviews on this site has keep me out of a lot of shit. I think the last SP I dated that could have been a bad one we just had good conversation, shared some wine, she relaxed and showed her appreciation. I found out later she had dashed on a few guys and had a reputation for being a bit mechanical. It is amazing what some real conversation and a little, OK, a lot of wine will do to break the ice.

Don't be an ass hole. I think one thing that all the ladies agree on is they will roll their eyes when a macho mr. Cool comes in the door acting like a total stud muffin. If you were that much of a stud you wouldn't be buying it. Got it? None of us are. Get over it. We are doing this for whatever reason we have but all of this is a business arrangements. She pretends, I pretend, I pay, she gets to buy groceries. Business. So, just play the role and have a great time. Don't try to prove anything.

Write reviews. Put something in the bank for those of us that really need the intel. Oh, that would be all of us.

I know there will be more as we think about it.

I do have one tip for the total newbees that want to know how to ear creds. See a known SP, write a review and have her thank you. That helps. But if you really want to gain instant god status have a known SP announce to the world that after she saw you she was retiring because she knows she will never reach Nirvana again after being with you. Yeah, that will make you instantly legendary. OK. Since that ain't going to happen, just don't feel like you have to write a bunch of shit or bash people. You just don't.

C3.


All spot on tips. I will add a couple.

I always greet them with a warm hug and a sweet compliment

When it comes to the humor side. I like to use self effacing humor. Ex. Emily from altamonte. When I was undressing I told her to turn around because I didn't want her to see how fat I was and was afraid that she will never pick up again if I called her. She was pretty shy before, but that cracked her up. Now this worked because I am in fairly good shape.

Or referring to my schmeckle I say "hey, it might be small. But at least it skinny". The ones who get it crack up....anything to break the ice

I like to find out if or what turns them on. If any.

I try to make the sessions passionate if the provider goes that way. I treat her with the upmost of my attention.

Like Jag, I treat these girls with total respect and as if they were my girlfriend.

Regardless of how it went or if your into her or not. These girls talk. You want to be on the good list.

And last but not meech. I meant least. Please do not use any fake bills!

I have more but I have to run. Good day gentlemen.

[Sexifun]

All spot on tips. I will add a couple.

I always greet them with a warm hug and a sweet compliment

When it comes to the humor side. I like to use self effacing humor. Ex. Emily from altamonte. When I was undressing I told her to turn around because I didn't want her to see how fat I was and was afraid that she will never pick up again if I called her. She was pretty shy before, but that cracked her up. Now this worked because I am in fairly good shape.

Or referring to my schmeckle I say "hey, it might be small. But at least it skinny". The ones who get it crack up....anything to break the ice

I like to find out if or what turns them on. If any.

I try to make the sessions passionate if the provider goes that way. I treat her with the upmost of my attention.

Like Jag, I treat these girls with total respect and as if they were my girlfriend.

Regardless of how it went or if your into her or not. These girls talk. You want to be on the good list.

And last but not meech. I meant least. Please do not use any fake bills!

I have more but I have to run. Good day gentlemen.Excellent points all but I have to disagree with one small statement QUITE a few men that have graced my door have been studmuffins or at very least extremely skilled in pleasure. I am in this biz cause I'm a sex addict and I have found quite a few gentlemen in the same boat and since I tend to date "nice" guys but not make sex a priority in my relationships a HARD man is good to find. As is a man well skilled with his tongue. Jag put across some excellent pints and pharmaguy only added to it. I don't know about you ladies but if a man makes me laugh it makes me HOT! Love the thread jag keep up the good work!

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I had some inquires regarding the lovely and sexy Riley / Violet from the former MBS. I have seen her and reviewed her before. Riley is very beautiful, fun, witty, talkative, playful and gave a great nude BTB rub with plenty of extras.

I have some new Intel on Miley / Riley / Violet. PM for that.

JaguarXF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

I called this lady and inquired about her pricing. I gently mentioned that plenty of very attractive Orlando providers charge 50 -100 dollars less that what she is asking. She was a bit rude in her response, which I fully expected, and stated that she caters to a more upscale, over 40 clientele. I replied that those upscale over 40 men, are probably calling the girls that only charge 150-200 for an hour. She went on to say that she is not like the other girls and if I did not like her prices, that I should call someone else. I told her I would, thanked her politely and said goodbye.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/young-sexy-hot-blonde-21/10949067

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I called Stephanie to inquire about seeing her. The conversation went well until I asked her about the photos. I was careful not to insult her at all. I just gently asked her if she was either the woman in the photo, or, close to it. From what Stephanie told me, I got the sense that I would be treated to a be&S upon arrival. So, I told her that I was not interested wished her luck. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up on this one.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/super-sexy-bombshell-butiful-brunette-ready-now-21/10839513

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

As you know I try to keep up on all the Rub Girls and the different locations they traverse throughout their cock jerking careers. There is some developing information regarding my beautiful and "cum on my face don't cum on my glasses", Lena / Honey / Venus. She is back at Sweet Elite under a new name, Lena and she would love to rub your thick cum shooting cock. Nut in her World Class Ass if you can. Then, pull your ejaculating cock out from between her fat ass cheeks, let Lena / Honey / Venus reach around and squeeze it at the base and then have her gently pull her hand all the way up to the massive head of your spent cock and pull her ass cheeks apart and watch your last thick, viscous load of semen plop in her stretched out asshole. She really enjoys that! Lena / Honey / Venus is a very horny and beautiful young woman. Lena / Honey / Venus may let you fuck her BB in her tight little co-ed asshole if you catch her in the right mood! Her co-ed vagina is fat, her clitoris is thick with a nice hood on it and her neatly shaved vagina tastes slightly musky / pungent which is the sign of a very healthy pussy. Her hygiene is impeccable as well. Lena / Honey / Venus' menu options are wide open and include: BBBJCIMWOS, CFS, COF, Anal play and as always Lena / Honey / Venus is DFK, PSE and GFE. However, Lena / Honey / Venus is a VERY YMMV provider.

BBFS, Intel is available via PM only.

Coin will run in the 100-200 range.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/s_e_x_x_x_x_y-letyeandmonroeandlena-bttr-than-hrand-hr-21/10970040

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/the-stuff-dreams-are-made-of-3-sexy-ladies-21/10953251

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have made an appointment to see this stunning, well at least in the photos anyway, and sexy young woman. I will post a review after the requisite cooling off period.

Stay tuned.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=10129409&image=10129406

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[Ericmcq]

...Do your due diligence.... This includes Google the digits for reviews and TinEye the pics for duplicates. And read the fucking reviews...Everyone has posted some great points and I'll add to the above about doing your homework:

Use Google's Reverse Image search (the camera icon on the right in the search box on the Images page of Google) in addition to TinEye. Both work similarly but can give different results (one may pick up something the other one missed).

Also, the Spokeo.com website is handy for digging a little deeper. Yes, it is a pay site (but well worth the few bucks) and can search by phone, email, username, etc. It searches the major social media sites (Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Flickr, and a lot more) and can sometimes find a persons profile when a simple Google search may miss it (or it is so many pages deep you never go that far).

And practice your search skills by looking up your own name, phone, email, images and such. You should easily be able to spot stuff that you know belongs to you (pics, etc) as you get a feel for how this all works. It also may reveal some stuff you didn't realize was out there on the Internet (old posting in various forums you may belong to, accounts you thought you had closed, etc).

If you're a parent then do some searching for your kids info. God forbid you have a daughter that ends up with her pics all over the web like Angie Varona (I'm so glad I only have son). NOTE TO ADMIN: I used her full name since she is now considered a public figure like Robin Williams. (but guys, never use a provider's full/real name on here as it is against the rules).

And ALWAYS use a different username and email address on this (and similar) forums from what you use in the rest of your life. Having a separate cell phone isn't enough. Once something gets out there on the Internet it is there for EVER! It only takes one crossed email reference or something and if somebody is searching for you (wives, providers that want to make your life hell, or whatever) and they will find you if they want to dig deep enough. Be safe!

[Jazak]

Everyone has posted some great points and I'll add to the above about doing your homework:

Use Google's Reverse Image search (the camera icon on the right in the search box on the Images page of Google) in addition to TinEye. Both work similarly but can give different results (one may pick up something the other one missed).!I have never had much luck with Google reverse image search or tineye search programs because both programs appear to only search the name of the file and not the actually the subject in the photograph. So if the original name of the photo has been changed which most of the time it has, then it does not find the original photo or photo of your subject. Most of the time when I do a reverse image search I find nothing or a photo of something else that does pertain to the photo I'm looking for.

[Ericmcq]

I have never had much luck with Google reverse image search or tineye search programs because both programs appear to only search the name of the file and not the actually the subject in the photograph. So if the original name of the photo has been changed which most of the time it has, then it does not find the original photo or photo of your subject. Most of the time when I do a reverse image search I find nothing or a photo of something else that does pertain to the photo I'm looking for.In Google, are you pasting in the URL (or uploading a pic from your hard drive)? I don't usually put in any key words since the whole idea is that it is pixel matching the actual pixels in the photo and is not using words or the file name. You have to first click the little camera icon and then enter the URL / upload from the second dialog box that comes up.

You can always find the actual URL to a photo by right clicking on it (at least in Firefox and IE, Chrome should work similar) and finding the full location path to the JPG file under View Image Info. You can also right-click an image and select View Image from the pop-up menu and then copy the URL from the location bar above the main browser window.

As a test, paste this path into the URL of the Reverse Image Search dialog box and you should see only pics of great white sharks and / or kittens. All with similar pixel patterns to the original image.

http://i1304.photobucket.com/albums/s540/LenP666/mix/catfish_zps46c073bf.jpg

The results will show Visually Similar Images (which are variations of the pixel pattern) and then below that it should show the exact matches of the pixel pattern. All this regardless of the different file names (and using no key words, just pixels).

[Jazak]

Ericmcq,

I stand corrected on the Google reverse image search. Does appear to work as you stated but I think the TinEye uses the file name.

Thanks for telling us about Google, I will be using it more often.

Jazak.

[Ericmcq]

Ericmcq...Thanks for telling us about Google, I will be using it more often..That's why we're here. To help each other out.