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07-22-14, 17:59
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HollandGuy73
01-09-15, 14:12
Found this girl on CL a while back, made contact via CL email. She replied with a face pic and a pic of her p. I asked what's on the menu and asked donation she asked a see and a Jefferson for a SS. I agreed on a see, that's a lot I know. But it's Holland, and we have so few providers here that aren't utr.

We agree to meet, I tell her I'll text when I get there. So I get there, 10 minutes early. I see a few kids running around the back, then they go inside. I text, and don't hear back. I sit there for 45 minutes and then leave.

I contact her again via email, and set up again for the next day.

This time she is there, opens the slider door right to her room. Mattress on the floor, clothes in boxes, on floor on all 4 walls up about 5 ft of the wall. What ever.

I say, do $80 since you stood me up yesterday. She'd already peeled her clothes off. She accepted.

So she's very petite, nice eyes, teeth not so nice (beginning stages of decay) zero tits, looks like someone just put nipples onto a very very flat undeveloped chest. Has 3 kids, but no visible damage to stomach.

Menu is pretty open, dfk for a second but that ended quickly on my end as her mouth had a bad taste (refer to decay). She informed me that a cover is not necessary on her end. I sat her on her mattress and she tried a BBBJ, I then pulled out my cover and went in.

After rubbing, and fiv she was pretty dry, and wide. So a little spit on my hand and we begin. She lies there like a dead fish. I try a little manual stimulation with my finger on the button while working, but nothing. Look down and she's just gazing. But no movement, not a sound. Nothing.

For such a small girl one would be hard pressed to believe how loose this is. I'd compare it to a bucket of water that is about room temperature, only it's not wet. A few minutes of that and I just want to get mine. So I talk a little, ask her if I can cim. I get up, she sits on mattress and I finish.

BBJ skills not good. FS not good, at all.

Next day start getting cold texts, saying "when can we meet". Or "hey" or "guess not". This is an issue for me because like many of us, I have a life, with a wife and kids. So I reply to her emails instead, and say that I've been busy, and that my phone was dropped and ruined ending future texts.

So I took her up on one of her emails. This time she said 90, I said I can't. And I said do $70 she agreed. Same scenario, arrive at her sliding door, clothes everywhere. She looks high, but immediately disrobes. Start again with BBBJ, I rub, still dry as a bone, so on with my cover a little spit. And same dead fish.

So I stop, pull off my cover, pull her to it for a BBBJ to finish. I finish and leave. Not really feeling like I get what I want, but what ever, again slim pickings here.

She begins again with the emails, 'hey' 'guess not' 'When can you see me again' all these then she pulls out "can you see me for $65, I have to feed my kids" I told her I'm at work right now, but what I'll do is take a break, roll over there and help her out. She responds with 'ok, I'll make it up to you tomorrow' I of course didn't look at it like that. And I know she wasn't feeding her kids, but if there was a chance she was, then I at least felt like the $20 I passed her would help, and it wasn't so much that I'd regret losing.

A couple days after I 'help' her feed her kids, I email her, I'm kinda needing that BBBJ. But guess what, can't get in contact with her. Another day goes by, still nothing. So I checked CL and saw an ad that used a few key words that she used in her first ad that I bit on initially. I contacted from another email address that she wouldn't be familiar with, and she replied instantly with a picture (it was her!) and asking for a donation of a see and Jefferson x2.

So my two cents but I'd keep your money, and go to one of the proven ladies from this board.

Oh yeah, forgot a really important detail. My last visit, I heard kids screaming and running around. Then someone trying to get into the bedroom door, also heard the voice of a guy speaking pretty heavy ebonics.

So if none of these things are an issue to you, by all means indulge. But I think there are better out there, and maybe even here in Holland, just utr.

Good luck, happy hunting / mongering.

NoBuffaloBob
01-10-15, 08:25
Found this girl on CL a while back, made contact via CL email. She replied with a face pic and a pic of her p. I asked what's on the menu and asked donation she asked a see and a Jefferson for a SS. I agreed on a see, that's a lot I know. But it's Holland, and we have so few providers here that aren't utr.

We agree to meet, I tell her I'll text when I get there. So I get there, 10 minutes early. I see a few kids running around the back, then they go inside. I text, and don't hear back. I sit there for 45 minutes and then leave.

I contact her again via email, and set up again for the next day.

This time she is there, opens the slider door right to her room. Mattress on the floor, clothes in boxes, on floor on all 4 walls up about 5 ft of the wall. What ever.

I say, do $80 since you stood me up yesterday. She'd already peeled her clothes off. She accepted.

So she's very petite, nice eyes, teeth not so nice (beginning stages of decay) zero tits, looks like someone just put nipples onto a very very flat undeveloped chest. Has 3 kids, but no visible damage to stomach.

Menu is pretty open, dfk for a second but that ended quickly on my end as her mouth had a bad taste (refer to decay). She informed me that a cover is not necessary on her end. I sat her on her mattress and she tried a BBBJ, I then pulled out my cover and went in.

After rubbing, and fiv she was pretty dry, and wide. So a little spit on my hand and we begin. She lies there like a dead fish. I try a little manual stimulation with my finger on the button while working, but nothing. Look down and she's just gazing. But no movement, not a sound. Nothing.

For such a small girl one would be hard pressed to believe how loose this is. I'd compare it to a bucket of water that is about room temperature, only it's not wet. A few minutes of that and I just want to get mine. So I talk a little, ask her if I can cim. I get up, she sits on mattress and I finish.

BBJ skills not good. FS not good, at all.

Next day start getting cold texts, saying "when can we meet". Or "hey" or "guess not". This is an issue for me because like many of us, I have a life, with a wife and kids. So I reply to her emails instead, and say that I've been busy, and that my phone was dropped and ruined ending future texts.

So I took her up on one of her emails. This time she said 90, I said I can't. And I said do $70 she agreed. Same scenario, arrive at her sliding door, clothes everywhere. She looks high, but immediately disrobes. Start again with BBBJ, I rub, still dry as a bone, so on with my cover a little spit. And same dead fish.

So I stop, pull off my cover, pull her to it for a BBBJ to finish. I finish and leave. Not really feeling like I get what I want, but what ever, again slim pickings here.

She begins again with the emails, 'hey' 'guess not' 'When can you see me again' all these then she pulls out "can you see me for $65, I have to feed my kids" I told her I'm at work right now, but what I'll do is take a break, roll over there and help her out. She responds with 'ok, I'll make it up to you tomorrow' I of course didn't look at it like that. And I know she wasn't feeding her kids, but if there was a chance she was, then I at least felt like the $20 I passed her would help, and it wasn't so much that I'd regret losing.

A couple days after I 'help' her feed her kids, I email her, I'm kinda needing that BBBJ. But guess what, can't get in contact with her. Another day goes by, still nothing. So I checked CL and saw an ad that used a few key words that she used in her first ad that I bit on initially. I contacted from another email address that she wouldn't be familiar with, and she replied instantly with a picture (it was her!) and asking for a donation of a see and Jefferson x2.

So my two cents but I'd keep your money, and go to one of the proven ladies from this board.

Oh yeah, forgot a really important detail. My last visit, I heard kids screaming and running around. Then someone trying to get into the bedroom door, also heard the voice of a guy speaking pretty heavy ebonics.

So if none of these things are an issue to you, by all means indulge. But I think there are better out there, and maybe even here in Holland, just utr.

Good luck, happy hunting / mongering.Great report for your early contributions. Sometimes we just need a place to dump eh?

ThePaleHorse
01-10-15, 17:06
Great report for your early contributions. Sometimes we just need a place to dump eh?You have the tread handy? You can inbox it, pretty familar with the holland area.

DrSeymoreButts
08-26-15, 13:42
http://holland.craigslist.org/cas/5191320038.html

Anybody have any experience with this chick? I emailed her and got her digits. I texted back and forth with her briefly and googled her number though the only info I could find was other ads. Here's one of her other ads.

http://www.escortlowdown.com/715-523-3491/7155233491/?id=12139201

She also works under the name Caramel and Carmen Marie in Wisconsin and Indiana. I'm considering taking the plunge and posting my experience but would appreciate any feedback.

I'm new to this site because I'm new to the area and don't know the providers. But not new to the hobby (the addiction). Thanks!

Nailer64
12-06-15, 08:59
Has any body seen girl that post on weekends (holland CL) saying juicy massage. And has specials and sends pic 23 years old I think! Says blonde also. If you have seen let me know was going to see last night but didn't work out. Hope to here back!

SixtySexy
07-05-16, 09:51
First time reporting, new to the game. There are women in Holland willing to play, but don't post. They will more likely respond to your CL post. Happened last night after midnight. Received a response to my CL post, within an hour a curvy AA was giving me BBBJCIM. Nice tits, enjoyed playing, DATY and FIV made her cum. I agreed to "help her out" with a donation (. 4) as she said she had recently moved. She said that an earlier dude had walked out angry when he refused to p2 p. She said "Why would he expect anything else from CL encounters?" So if you want to play the game guys, be prepared to pony up.

Green Machine4
07-05-16, 18:01
Do you have contact info?


First time reporting, new to the game. There are women in Holland willing to play, but don't post. They will more likely respond to your CL post. Happened last night after midnight. Received a response to my CL post, within an hour a curvy AA was giving me BBBJCIM. Nice tits, enjoyed playing, DATY and FIV made her cum. I agreed to "help her out" with a donation (. 4) as she said she had recently moved. She said that an earlier dude had walked out angry when he refused to p2 p. She said "Why would he expect anything else from CL encounters?" So if you want to play the game guys, be prepared to pony up.

Spartan191
07-06-16, 06:11
Do you have contact info?Same question- contact info?

HitSugaya49
11-20-17, 17:16
Anybody got a good local connect? Where's everybody go for some fun these days?

Meijerslp
11-21-17, 08:21
Anybody got a good local connect? Where's everybody go for some fun these days?Hit up backpage, Craigslist, or any of the other sites. Do some recon, then when you feel safe enough, toftt. Report back and let us know how it goes.

MichGuy0419
12-23-17, 12:14
So last night pumping gas I started talking to girl at pump next to me. She told me she works at Mama Dee's. Cute little African American with tight little body. Told me I should come see her soon. I know lots of GPS at Mama Dee's. Anyone have any experience with her?

Vespa315
12-26-17, 15:40
So last night pumping gas I started talking to girl at pump next to me. She told me she works at Mama Dee's. Cute little African American with tight little body. Told me I should come see her soon. I know lots of GPS at Mama Dee's. Anyone have any outexperience with her?I have been to Mama Dees 3 or 4 times and have yet to leave with a good experience. I suggest stay away.

HollandGuy73
09-09-18, 18:36
Been a while since I've been on here, however, about a month and a half ago I was looking on CL to see what was going on.

As most of you know, that's about dried up these days, at least so far as I can see. I have very limited time, which of course severely limits my ability to practice my hobby. For me, things have to line up perfectly, or I just miss out.

Hence my extended absence.

I found an ad that said 'looking for some friends I met' so I messaged, having a feeling that she was referring to fellow hobbyists as 'friends'. She replied quickly, after a few emails back and forth, and a couple of pictures, showed her tits and pussy, we set up a meeting.

She's better looking in her pictures, it looks like the crack and prison took a toll on her. I'd say those pictures are from her days prior to prison, earlier in the game before things got too rough for her.

Anyway, she told me to meet her at a place behind the Days Inn, I sat in the apartment parking lot waiting for her to come out, about 10 minutes pass and I'm about to leave, like I said, I have very limited time so it's imperative that they be on time.

I saw a Yukon pull up, a girl jumped out at the goog's parking lot. I drove around a minute, sort of not knowing if it was her, this girls hair was darker and her cheeks more drawn in.

Anyway, she stood in the lot, I pull in and she's 'Jenny'.

She gets in, and instantly starts talking. A lot. I can tell she has a drug habit. But most of them do, right?

I thought we were going to her apartment, she says we are not. But says she knows a park. Again, all my time in a day is counted for so when I get a little time, I have to use it wisely.

I start driving, not happy that I'm doing a car date but at this point I have to be taken care of regardless.

She asks if she can use my phone because hers is almost dead, I said No obviously. Can you believe that shit?

I pull into a parking lot, she wants to get paid up front, I said not until after. She says she's had people rip her off lately.

Unzip my pants, and I tell her go suck, and that. I want her to swallow my cum, she says she'll try.

After a couple minutes, she stops, and pulls out her teeth.

She is probably 30, with dentures. So maybe a little meth in her past also.

She gets back to it, I tell her to get ready and I let it rip. She gets about 2/3 of it in her mouth, then opens the door and spat it out, never finishing, or catching that last 1/3 which nearly ruins it for me.

She starts looking in the back of my car for something to clean the remaining 1/3 with, and I just pull up, zip up, and that's it. She asked if she can have a drink of my water, I allow it, but I'm so grossed out that I can't wait to get my bottle home and scrub it out.

She kept talking, non stop on the way to drop her off.

Damage was. 4 for BBBJCIM car date.

But she kept emailing me after, I currently do not have a hobby phone, only a hobby email.

She sent several pictures of her pussy, big flappy inner labia variety, sent pictures with a toy in her ass, and fingering her pussy, she told me she was definitely open to anal. And, she really wanted to fuck with me.

She said she was trying to get to South Haven so perhaps she's there now.

Baby damage to belly and tits, seems nice but flaky.

I've tried contacting, but she's not responded could be in the county, could be in South Haven.

BrentRS
10-30-21, 18:03
I don't have a post but a request. I go by Holland about every week and wondering if there is anyone in Holland worth seeing? I'm not real fussy. Just need to get the job done sometimes. Other times to do better than that. So I guess I'm saying if they are average or above please let me know. Thanks for considering this.

KiteRose93
10-31-21, 15:59
I don't have a post but a request. I go by Holland about every week and wondering if there is anyone in Holland worth seeing? I'm not real fussy. Just need to get the job done sometimes. Other times to do better than that. So I guess I'm saying if they are average or above please let me know. Thanks for considering this.Holland doesn't have any workers in particular because there isn't a lot of traffic here. Most of the providers are in nearby city's like Grand Rapids, Muskegon, lansing, etc. I can't speak for others but I typically travel outside of Holland to see my providers. If they do post in the Holland STG, most of them are doing incalls in other areas and very few outcalls to Holland.