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Van Halen
07-21-14, 03:46
Just want to say that I'm fed up with having to see Aubry's ad headline:

✨want to Play? 100% Real Pics Brunette Bombshell✨don't Get Ripped Off!10024;Incall / Outcall 24/7 - 21 *.

Wherein she unnecessarily has to continue adding the phrase "Don't Get Ripped Off!

For one, it's like, do we really need to be reminded not to get ripped off?

The irony is that Aubry herself ripped off that phrase from the generic Asian body rub robo-ad that posts every morning like clockwork:

* Best Body Massage includes everything you want. Don't get ripped off! - 19 *.

http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/wanna-play-100-real-pics-brunette-bombshelldont-get-ripped-offincalloutcall-247-8282803497-21/17188995

http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/best-body-massage-includes-everything-you-want-dont-get-ripped-off-19/15545160

Well, as irritating as that is, at least we still don't have to read Aubry's previous ad headline wherein she would boast:

Blah, blah, I Steal The Show!

Which didn't even really make any sense whatsoever. What show is she talking about? Are all the providers putting on a variety show somewhere?

Futhermore, when advertising as a provider, why would she even mention anything about STEALING, GETTING RIPPED OFF, or anything to remind hobbyists of that? Just seems like bad form. Duhhh.

Van Halen
07-23-14, 09:36
Dunno if it's coincidence or if she's an avid reader of these boards, but a day or so after I kvetched about being sick of Aubry using the phrase "Don't Get Ripped Off!" in her ad headline, she miraculously changed it to:

✨When Only The Best Will Do! Young Hot And Ready To Please!10024;Incall / Outcall 24/7 - 21.

Posted: Tuesday, July 22,2014 9:18 PM.

Instead. Praise the Lord! Thank you, Jesus! .

That headline is much more appealing to potential hobbyists! That said, I still haven't met the lady in question, but who knows.

Van Halen
07-30-14, 03:05
http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-best-kept1-gina-21/17653107

In this ad for #1 Gina, the attractive gal in the second photo in the white outfit sitting on the white towel has an almond-shaped head. Her face looks sort of Italian / Mediterranean or various possible strains Eastern Euro, Turkic or Middle Eastern / Jewish.

But then the gal in the bikini in the water in the first photo, whose face is inexplicably faintly obscured, doesn't really quite look like the same woman in the second photo. Both are attractive, but which one if either is really offered in the ad? Sooooo confusing! Maybe more photos would help?

Tommyboy
07-31-14, 10:00
http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/your-best-kept1-gina-21/17653107

In this ad for #1 Gina, the attractive gal in the second photo in the white outfit sitting on the white towel has an almond-shaped head. Her face looks sort of Italian / Mediterranean or various possible strains Eastern Euro, Turkic or Middle Eastern / Jewish.

But then the gal in the bikini in the water in the first photo, whose face is inexplicably faintly obscured, doesn't really quite look like the same woman in the second photo. Both are attractive, but which one if either is really offered in the ad? Sooooo confusing! Maybe more photos would help?The first pic gets this result from TinEye: http://www.**************.com/escorts/angel-long-island-white-female.

So here's a gal who advertised herself in NY as 32 years old, and now she's 21! Hmmm.