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Asmoth
02-23-14, 13:04
Alright so I look at escort ads a lot, sometimes just to see what's out there and not always just to bust a nut and I always find a good chunk of them to be very entertaining in a, "I can't believe dudes pay for that" type of way, so I'm making this thread to post about it and laugh a bit with some fellow mongers. Now I didn't think this broke any of the rules, but if so, admin might take it down and I ask you respect that and don't recreate it or give anyone shit.

However let me start...

This ad is titled Your Pleasure is My Business, http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/216-245-9515-y0ur-pleasure-is-my-business-africannative-american-24/15700189.

And to that I say, I wish the hooker side of Jenny Craig was my business because I'd pay you with quid pro quo.

Heh.

Asmoth
03-01-14, 14:13
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6094-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=2020961&viewfull=1#post2020961.

I'm not going to argue this woman has some great reviews as I looked on the other site. I just don't get it. I look at her pictures and nothing clicks, I don't even think she'd be able to make me pop. But I guess that's why there are so many different people, I guess beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder on this one.

The Hunk
03-02-14, 02:28
Johnny won't even be able salute her, let alone pop. I am not sure if those reviews can be trusted. May be she got them uploaded. But then it may also be her uncanny talent.


http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6094-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=2020961&viewfull=1#post2020961.

I'm not going to argue this woman has some great reviews as I looked on the other site. I just don't get it. I look at her pictures and nothing clicks, I don't even think she'd be able to make me pop. But I guess that's why there are so many different people, I guess beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder on this one.

WhoreMoan
03-07-14, 00:20
Right! If you buy that line she also has some beachfront property on Union Ave in Cleveland that she'd like to sell to you.

This ad is so laughable!

(quote) Maybe a long night underneath a warm fire. (quote).

http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/beautiful-blonde-godess-21/17293894

LonelyGuy1976
03-07-14, 20:55
http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6094-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=2020961&viewfull=1#post2020961.

I'm not going to argue this woman has some great reviews as I looked on the other site. I just don't get it. I look at her pictures and nothing clicks, I don't even think she'd be able to make me pop. But I guess that's why there are so many different people, I guess beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder on this one.


Johnny won't even be able salute her, let alone pop. I am not sure if those reviews can be trusted. May be she got them uploaded. But then it may also be her uncanny talent.Nina is as advertised. Hot little body that knows what she is doing. She is into the action from start to finish. The aforementioned reviews are spot on. The only "blooper" I can see is the long winded ad that makes her look narcissistic.

By the way, this thread has an eeriely similar theme to one titled "Stupid shit providers do".

Asmoth
03-27-14, 02:42
Nina is as advertised. Hot little body that knows what she is doing. She is into the action from start to finish. The aforementioned reviews are spot on. The only "blooper" I can see is the long winded ad that makes her look narcissistic.

By the way, this thread has an eeriely similar theme to one titled "Stupid shit providers do".Shit I didn't get notified of these replies for some reason. Anyways I more wanted to put this up to point out women who obviously either shouldn't be in the business or who overvalue theirselves.

But I met a guy at Foxs den the other night who said he posts on this site and he and me got into an argument. Funny enough the arguement was about whether or not fat bitches are better than skinny. He kept talking all this shit and it was hilarious, then he got a number from a fat slobby stripper and I had to finish my drink and get out before he made me vomit.

I have had sex with a fat girl or two when I was obliterated and struck out with my real goals but I'll never understand someone setting their sights on the behemoths.

LonelyGuy1976
03-27-14, 03:10
Shit I didn't get notified of these replies for some reason. Anyways I more wanted to put this up to point out women who obviously either shouldn't be in the business or who overvalue theirselves.

But I met a guy at Foxs den the other night who said he posts on this site and he and me got into an argument. Funny enough the arguement was about whether or not fat bitches are better than skinny. He kept talking all this shit and it was hilarious, then he got a number from a fat slobby stripper and I had to finish my drink and get out before he made me vomit.

I have had sex with a fat girl or two when I was obliterated and struck out with my real goals but I'll never understand someone setting their sights on the behemoths.I was talking about Nina Devon who was at the top of the link you posted at the time. All the more reason to be specific when reviewing or bashing. But wait. I recently was accused of being untruthfull so don't take it from me.

Asmoth
04-18-14, 15:57
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RoadKing1
03-14-16, 04:45
I sometimes wonder if any of these sp's on Craigslist or other like sites have looked up what the term snow bunny means? LOL. Or how does anyone think saying they have a juicy booty brings visions of sexy or hot? To me it sounds very disgusting. If your booty is juicy, I think you need to get in the shower and wash it cause something is wrong if your walking around with a "juicy" ass! Yuck. Just wanted to throw it out there. LOL.

JaggOff
03-14-16, 19:22
I sometimes wonder if any of these sp's on Craigslist or other like sites have looked up what the term snow bunny means? LOL. Or how does anyone think saying they have a juicy booty brings visions of sexy or hot? To me it sounds very disgusting. If your booty is juicy, I think you need to get in the shower and wash it cause something is wrong if your walking around with a "juicy" ass! Yuck. Just wanted to throw it out there. LOL.I love it when they say they're a stallion! A stallion? You want me to make an appointment with a male horse, no thanks.

RoadKing1
03-15-16, 14:26
I love it when they say they're a stallion! A stallion? You want me to make an appointment with a male horse, no thanks.Agree that one sounds like it may turn out bad LOL!

RoadKing1
03-24-16, 12:33
What is with the pictures in a filthy room? I'm thinking if they live in a mess they sure must not keep up on the lady parts cleanliness! LOL.

Asmoth
03-25-16, 17:08
To think this is attractive and worth paying for?

I wouldn't do it if she paid ME!

http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-real-woman-here-to-please-you/27214038

RoadKing1
03-25-16, 21:05
To think this is attractive and worth paying for?

I wouldn't do it if she paid ME!

http://cleveland.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/a-real-woman-here-to-please-you/27214038No way, no how LOL!

Paladin2016
03-25-16, 21:36
No way, no how LOL!Oh there are guys who will. But not me. I've never been that drunk in my life. *shudder*.

Ceasar160
11-11-16, 11:21
I checked it out a few years ago. Had a few decent dreams, including one with a little person (check that off the list. LOL). Wasn't too bad actually. Quality varies though.


Thou shalt be the lamest shit this one hast ever seen.