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Son Of Anarchy
06-27-13, 17:50
Myself and fellow monger Don Mack was talking and thought it would be interesting to post up a confession thread. Recently another member did a questionable act with a working gal like kissed her and people on the board did roast him a bit but lets face it, we all have done something will on the hunt that we have sat back afterwards and said. Damn, I don't think was a good idea. So lets here it guys, don't be ashamed.
Good topic but it probably won't get much burn. The grimiest shit I probably ever did with a SW was.
I had this girl who I was a regular with off Godby that was pretty decent. Can't remember her name but I used to post about her. Anyway she saw me one day and I picked her up and she looked sad. She gets in the car and starts crying. Talking about how she always liked me and how the guys treated her so bad. She told me she wanted to quit and went on and on about it. She even ended up showing me where she lived and told me she wanted me to be her regular.
She was crying and asked me could she just have the money I usually give her. So I said how can I be a regular and you are about to quit. Plus I'm horny so we cool but I got to give this money to the next girl but maybe I'll hit you up sometime. She said she needed the money so I took her to her crib. She was crying the whole time I was fucking her.
I must have hit it like 3 times for what I usually pay for one. When I'd nut she would lay there and I was trying to console her but I would get back hard. I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said she liked me and liked how well I treated her but she was still crying. The third time she even let me to bareback.
I saw her one time after that but she was walking with a suitcase. I haven't seen her since so maybe she quit. I felt f'd up on that one.
Ferocious1980
06-27-13, 20:12
That should be the title. But where do I begin! Ok this one time, I got with a chick I know must have just got her GED in heux school! For 60 bucks I wore her out and hit it raw, but when I was done I realized I needed some of the money for a bill due the next day. I tell her I gave her some stuck money since it was new and needed it back. Long story short she gave me back some because I was so hysterical plus she didn't know where her original money ended and mine began. I dropped her back to her female friend worker and she didn't know what to say. I peeled out of there and needless to say never saw her again! But how do you explain how you only charged a Jackson for all the stuff I did to her! I was waiting on APD or a pimp named Rosebud to knock on my door that entire night.
This happened almost year ago when I was brand brand new to this (I'm just brand new now). Went to see a lady who posts regularly on BP off Old Nat. Got to her location and we agreed on $. At the time, I thought $ would get me at least 2 pops and a really good time, this was a lesson for me in so many ways. She was a very cool lady tbh we had a little chemistry going into the session. Told her that I'd never performed DATY before and she said that she was going to teach me. Got down there and received my lesson. After making her nut, she gave me my first ever BBBJ. It was SUPERB. Told her that I was cumming and she didn't let up. Sucked the nut right out of me. I was still hard and I was thinking, time to get started but she said that was it. I was like, huh? Tried to get her to do something but the most I got was an assisted HJ into her toilet. She asked me if I had another $ and I said no. Time to settle up and she says she takes credit cards.
Like a rookie I tried to buy pussy on credit. Well it didn't go through. Her block thing didn't work. She starts getting mad at me and says that I set this up. I'm new to this, but I know she can't call the cops or anything so I try to leave. She says wait right there and begins to scold me. Then she asks me if I had cash and I say no. Fast forward, somehow we end up in my car driving to the bank. I get out and go to the ATM (I was smart enough to not have anything in the car) and pretend to work the machine and say that there is a problem with my account (no Kevin Hart though LOL). She yells at me to take her home. Gladly. I'd just turned 19 at the time so she pulls an elder move on me, (looking back I definitely should have said hell no) and tells me to get in the house. I do and she tells me to fork over my drivers license. I do and she writes down my name, DoB, and address on the card. I wasn't living at the location on the card anymore so I wasn't worried. After that she says that she's going to call me the next day to settle up. As I'm driving home the realization of the thrill of ripping a working girl off was more exhilarating than most sessions LOL. She calls the next day and I laugh when I see the number. Leaves a message in her sweetest voice and I instantly delete. Haven't heard from her since, but everytime I see her post on BP I laugh a little.
Dreamin time
06-28-13, 10:31
You hobby long enough.
In New Orleans for a weekend trip when I leave my buddy at the casino for some strip club action. Ended up drunkenly BB a take out stripper, then telling her I hadn't nutted yet to get a BBBJ for a second nut, in my buddy's hotel room, since my room wasn't ready when we checked in and I had snagged a key to his room. Did I mention she kept asking me to not come in her mouth? Yeah, I missed that part, too. She spit all over the place and wasn't happy.
Said buddy had no idea and wouldn't have been hip to the scene.
Fortunately, I was staying on a different floor, so when she came back to yell at me in an hour about coming in her, he got cock blocked from his hook up and had no idea why this obvious stripper / hooker Latina chick was yelling at him. We had to move hotels when he discovered the mess someone with access to his room made while he was gone. I had to talk him down from getting the hotel security riled up by acting disgusted that I had napped in that bed earlier, missed all the splooge that had been there all along and reminding him of the weed he had with him. I also intimated it might be his, you know with how drunk he was and was it was possible his hookup chick had spit his cum in that bed and what if his GF found out that the chick he picked up at Krystals wasn't there to just use the phone.
And no, my buddy still has no idea and still brings the story up from time to time.
DT
OK so I read some of your posts about mistakingly picking up a TV. Years ago in a far away land, drunk on my ass and horny I went cruising after the strip club closed. I found what looked ahh, OK. So I pulled the trigger. She, it, never undressed, I went for the CBJ. Not till the rubber met the road did I realize I drew a TV, OH SHIT! WHAT DO I DO NOW! So I used my imagination that it truely was a fem, HE and run for the hills. LOL! Yeah I did it, shut up ya'll. LOL! So now I'm very careful. Never again.
GetUrRollOnMan
06-30-13, 13:57
Myself and fellow monger Don Mack was talking and thought it would be interesting to post up a confession thread. Recently another member did a questionable act with a working gal like kissed her and people on the board did roast him a bit but lets face it, we all have done something will on the hunt that we have sat back afterwards and said. Damn, I don't think was a good idea. So lets here it guys, don't be ashamed.To be the thread starter, I thought you would of lead with a confession or something? LOL to contribute to the thread, let me think of some questionable acts. Only one I can think of was when I picked up a he-she and drove a min or 2 before I realized what it was. Never barebacked a SW, been tempted a bunch of times. Those that really know the game, most street walkers at some point will let you hit it raw. I always ask just for the simple fact that mentally it turns my engine on before a session if ya know what I mean.
For the hell of it, I'll list my either dumb ass mistakes / questionable actions
1. Picking up same SW 3x in one day. (pussy was that good)
2. Picking up a girl and not following the cardinal rule of taking her back to where she was picked up. I played the part of a taxi cab driver and driver her 20 mins across town.
3. Seeing a girl get picked up that I really wanted and waiting around to pick her up, knowing she had just been dicked down.
What is the longest you've waited in a parking lot or outside for a provider?
I'm typing this from a parking lot. LOL. 30 minutes so far.
What is the longest you've waited in a parking lot or outside for a provider?
I'm typing this from a parking lot. LOL. 30 minutes so far.Screw that bro! She better be damn good to wait that long! Too many providers out there to wait on just one IMO.
This happened almost year ago when I was brand brand new to this (I'm just brand new now). Went to see a lady who posts regularly on BP off Old Nat. Got to her location and we agreed on $. At the time, I thought $ would get me at least 2 pops and a really good time, this was a lesson for me in so many ways. She was a very cool lady tbh we had a little chemistry going into the session. Told her that I'd never performed DATY before and she said that she was going to teach me. Got down there and received my lesson. After making her nut, she gave me my first ever BBBJ. It was SUPERB. Told her that I was cumming and she didn't let up. Sucked the nut right out of me. I was still hard and I was thinking, time to get started but she said that was it. I was like, huh? Tried to get her to do something but the most I got was an assisted HJ into her toilet. She asked me if I had another $ and I said no. Time to settle up and she says she takes credit cards.
Like a rookie I tried to buy pussy on credit. Well it didn't go through. Her block thing didn't work. She starts getting mad at me and says that I set this up. I'm new to this, but I know she can't call the cops or anything so I try to leave. She says wait right there and begins to scold me. Then she asks me if I had cash and I say no. Fast forward, somehow we end up in my car driving to the bank. I get out and go to the ATM (I was smart enough to not have anything in the car) and pretend to work the machine and say that there is a problem with my account (no Kevin Hart though LOL). She yells at me to take her home. Gladly. I'd just turned 19 at the time so she pulls an elder move on me, (looking back I definitely should have said hell no) and tells me to get in the house. I do and she tells me to fork over my drivers license. I do and she writes down my name, DoB, and address on the card. I wasn't living at the location on the card anymore so I wasn't worried. After that she says that she's going to call me the next day to settle up. As I'm driving home the realization of the thrill of ripping a working girl off was more exhilarating than most sessions LOL. She calls the next day and I laugh when I see the number. Leaves a message in her sweetest voice and I instantly delete. Haven't heard from her since, but everytime I see her post on BP I laugh a little.This is absolutely CLASSIC! I can't stop fucking laughing!
The Chauffeur
07-06-13, 02:15
What is the longest you've waited in a parking lot or outside for a provider?
I'm typing this from a parking lot. LOL. 30 minutes so far.If they offer to leave their purse. Don't. God knows what contraband is in there. If it's in your car, you've got problems. Same thing chauffeuring. Thorough interior check after each one exits vehicle. All friggin' night long. But the one time you don't check is the one time you wish ya had.
I met this girl from Mocospace last year. When we were talking about what all we could do, she said I could go bareback if I wanted to. When I got to her place, I brought rubbers. However, after thinking about it, I said hell with it and did her bareback. She did tell me she was on the pill and all. Too bad she moved to Florida a week later, would've hit that over and over again.
I hear you. I ended up leaving right after that post. The problem was that I didn't have time for a Plan B, as I needed to get to the airport by a certain time. I could've had the appt and made it on time, by the time she called back but I cancelled, in principle. She said she was very sorry and would make it up to me. I'm surprised because of her stellar reviews and past agency affiliations. Oh well.
Screw that bro! She better be damn good to wait that long! Too many providers out there to wait on just one IMO.
Last summer I was out one night on the hunt and horny so I drove down past Babes to see what I could see. I see what I think is a BSW about 5'5. Their back is to me and the ass looks pretty good so I drive past Babes and stop. She runs up and jumps in and looks ok so we drive to the corner. She wants to do the LEO check so I whip out my johnson and then reach between her legs. I feel something like an athletic cup and I ask WTF is that! She says she is a t-girl and I tell her sorry but I wanted pussy. I can't believe it when she says ok we can do that. I have to tell her I want a woman not a man. She says ok, so I put her out at the corner and gave her two bucks and tell her to have a good evening and sorry for wasting her time.
That messed my head up because I always thought I could never get fooled like that. I could never tell my boys I got played myself like that but my fellow mongers I'm telling it here. I still see him / her out on Wendell from time to time. They have this long wig on now but it's them. I won't even look their way because I don't want them to wave at me and I don't like thinking about how I picked them up.
GetUrRollOnMan
07-07-13, 17:58
Last summer I was out one night on the hunt and horny so I drove down past Babes to see what I could see. I see what I think is a BSW about 5'5. Their back is to me and the ass looks pretty good so I drive past Babes and stop. She runs up and jumps in and looks ok so we drive to the corner. She wants to do the LEO check so I whip out my johnson and then reach between her legs. I feel something like an athletic cup and I ask WTF is that! She says she is a t-girl and I tell her sorry but I wanted pussy. I can't believe it when she says ok we can do that. I have to tell her I want a woman not a man. She says ok, so I put her out at the corner and gave her two bucks and tell her to have a good evening and sorry for wasting her time.
That messed my head up because I always thought I could never get fooled like that. I could never tell my boys I got played myself like that but my fellow mongers I'm telling it here. I still see him / her out on Wendell from time to time. They have this long wig on now but it's them. I won't even look their way because I don't want them to wave at me and I don't like thinking about how I picked them up.Your post had me laughing so hard. I'm imagining the Leo check you "guys" had. LOL that got to be a classic mongering blooper.
Your post had me laughing so hard. I'm imagining the Leo check you "guys" had. LOL that got to be a classic mongering blooper.LOL! Man if it wasn't for anonymity I would take that one to the grave.
GetUrRollOnMan
07-08-13, 09:32
LOL! Man if it wasn't for anonymity I would take that one to the grave.For those have been in this game awhile, trust me when I tell you that that blooper had happened to the best of us. Alot of those individuals will take it to the grave with them though LOL.
Son Of Anarchy
07-08-13, 10:36
I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.
Son Of Anarchy
07-08-13, 10:45
I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.
Son Of Anarchy
07-08-13, 10:48
I met this girl from Mocospace last year. When we were talking about what all we could do, she said I could go bareback if I wanted to. When I got to her place, I brought rubbers. However, after thinking about it, I said hell with it and did her bareback. She did tell me she was on the pill and all. Too bad she moved to Florida a week later, would've hit that over and over again.LOL. Man it don't mess with your head? I know every time I do bareback knowing damn well I shouldn't I'm sitting in the car afterwards like dude. WTF. Lmao, then your mind start fucking with you and your like what a minute. Is my dick itching. Lmao. That shit crazy.
I was noticing that this street has a double yellow line. This is just another reason to go further away from where you pick up a SW and find a quiet street. I am very careful where I take a SW. I typically drive a min of 1-2 miles or more from where I pick up a SW. Try and drive on empty streets and find a area where there is only one exit. This way you reduce the amount of cross traffic and cops. Sometimes the SW's will complain, but if you explain your reasons they usually understand.
I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.
LMAO!
I can appreciate that story. The same thing happened to me, except the SW was a friggin idiot. Officer shines his light in the car. We're in the backseat. I'm telling her to say she's my girlfriend because we're clearly doing something. Officer asks to roll window down. Windows were tinted. I was very respectful and courteous to the officer. He asked me for my license, which I gave him. This chick gets so scared, instead of going along with it, she calls her pimp / daddy on the cell while the officer is talking to me. I'm like WTF. You can't be for real right now. He goes to his car to run my license and she's saying she got to let her Daddy know what's going on in case she gets arrested. I'm like, we're doing good, for now so you need to put that phone away. I guess the officer couldn't really make out what she was saying because he just sent me away with a warning.
I think I gave up the hobby for a good six months after that. Because that could've gone bad REAL quick and I just knew it was a sign. LOL.
I picked up a nice chick on metro and call myself pulling into a quiet neighborhood off perkerson road and she starts giving me and awesome BBBJ. A few cars ride by but nothing to be alarmed about. Then a Atlanta police car rides by. About two car lengths down from passing us he stops. Sits a minute then casual backs up. So I go into red alert and start matching me and her stories. So as it goes she is my girlfriend, she lives a this address we a parked in front off, yes we were in the car doing something (A little honesty goes a long way with LEO as long as the rest of the lies are matching. Lmao). So he comes over and is like what's going on here. So I tell him I'm just hanging out with my girlfriend. He asks for my license and hers. She states I live here so my license is inside and of course he didn't want us to get out the car so he rolled with it. Ran my shit and stated do I know its against the law to do what I'm doing and I can get arrested. I told him we both stay with our parents so we can't do nothing in the house. LOL. He kind of laughed his damn self and mind you my dick is hanging out this whole time under my shirt. Didn't take him long to spot it and wrote me a ticket for indecent exposure and told me to grow the hell up and get a room. Dodged me a good bullet. I'd hate to have to call home from jail to get bail money because I was charged with soliciting prostitution.
Pussy Dude
07-12-13, 02:59
Good topic but it probably won't get much burn. The grimiest shit I probably ever did with a SW was.
I had this girl who I was a regular with off Godby that was pretty decent. Can't remember her name but I used to post about her. Anyway she saw me one day and I picked her up and she looked sad. She gets in the car and starts crying. Talking about how she always liked me and how the guys treated her so bad. She told me she wanted to quit and went on and on about it. She even ended up showing me where she lived and told me she wanted me to be her regular.
She was crying and asked me could she just have the money I usually give her. So I said how can I be a regular and you are about to quit. Plus I'm horny so we cool but I got to give this money to the next girl but maybe I'll hit you up sometime. She said she needed the money so I took her to her crib. She was crying the whole time I was fucking her.
I must have hit it like 3 times for what I usually pay for one. When I'd nut she would lay there and I was trying to console her but I would get back hard. I asked her if she wanted me to stop and she said she liked me and liked how well I treated her but she was still crying. The third time she even let me to bareback.
I saw her one time after that but she was walking with a suitcase. I haven't seen her since so maybe she quit. I felt f'd up on that one.Yeah, I think ya did man. I found a chick in Columbus, she would tell me if she got low on funds, she was going to sell some, and that she would be back. She keeps wanting me to come stay and hit it and chill because she is a cool chick, but not quite my type for long term.
Bizzy Muhn
07-16-13, 18:35
I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.Similar situation to yours except that I was a rookie around 2001 and desperately picked up the first thing my headlights hit. Was getting domed-up when I realized that I had been tooken! I was furious but couldn't do jack shit other than walk out of the pump-and-dump and bottle that story up for the next 13 years. Learned my lesson. Before i get domed-up, i ensure the other party is stark naked!
Son Of Anarchy
07-17-13, 09:55
Similar situation to yours except that I was a rookie around 2001 and desperately picked up the first thing my headlights hit. Was getting domed-up when I realized that I had been tooken! I was furious but couldn't do jack shit other than walk out of the pump-and-dump and bottle that story up for the next 13 years. Learned my lesson. Before i get domed-up, i ensure the other party is stark naked!I wish I had the picks to post. I would post the up here and make everybody guess who is the real woman and see what they would say. Its unbelievable what a doctor can do and that shit is scary man. It makes you wonder how someone could be dating someone for a few months and not know its a dude. Like what?
One night about a few years back, I found this Russian girl on craigslist that advertised under the therapeutic session. I called her up, set up a time to see her, went to her place which was an apartment she worked out of, filled out some paperwork, and then got undressed and waited for her to come in the room to massage me. She was a CMT because I saw her certifications hanging on the wall in the room I was in to get my massage, but her ad on craigslist really suggested she did more. When she started massaging me, she quickly asked me what I was wanting and I told her. So she gets totally naked, and we did everything for the next hour, from blowjobs to fucking and so on. Then we took a shower together after the massage ended, then I got dressed and was getting ready to leave. She gave me a hug and some candy before I started to leave her place. She asked me to make sure I had everything and I did. However, the shit hit the fan when I pulled my wallet out of my pocket to make sure I had everything. She saw something on my wallet that resembled a badge, thus making her think I was a cop. She totally started getting all upset and losing it because she thought I was going to bust her or something, after the fact that we had totally fucked each other for an hour and all. I take a look at my wallet to see what was on it that was making her flip out. Lo and behold, it was one of those voter stickers that said "I'm a Georgia voter" that I had put on my wallet earlier in the day because I had voted earlier in the day, thought I don't think I was voting for president as this was 2 or 3 days before Christmas. I showed her it was only a sticker on my wallet, and told her to just let me leave so we wouldn't get in trouble. She did, but as I was leaving I saw the night security from the apartment heading towards her place to ask her why she was yelling. Never saw her again after that. This was a good night that turned into a disaster for me and her just over a sticker that was on my wallet. Unbelievable.
Aight so I was out in the bluff one night and it was kind of dry. And I finally spotted one. She was dressed kind of tomboyish with overalls on and timb boots but she had two long braids and a cap on. So I was skeptical and once she got in the car I asked her are you a girl. She said yeah I get that a lot because of how I dress. I never get picked up by people who don't know me. And I really only fuck girls so I'm only giving head.
Now did I say she was cute? LOL! So I'm sitting there the whole way to the spot she picked and I'm on the fence like that sound legit. A lesbo who don't want to give it up but I'm like let me see it let me touch it or something. She was really butched out and when I tell you it was dead she was the only one I had seen in an hour.
So she start with the BBBJ and she is really going to town but my mind is still messing with me. Again did I say she was cute as hell! So I made my move I had to know. I paid. 10 for BBBJ and I said I'll give you another. 20 for FS. Never paid that much in the bluff. She whined a little and thought about it. She said are you going to hurt me and my damn heart just sank because I knew her next words would be I'm a boy! Bluff got got!
Then she pulls off the overalls and when I tell you she was one of the finest FEMALES I have ever seen! I don't know if it was me being on edge or what but when I tell you I bent her over and rammed for like 30 minutes! LOL! She was tight and wet as hell and she loved every minute of it. She came like 3 times and kept saying I'm sorry baby. She was talking about her girl friend because she promised her she wouldn't fuck any guys.
She was hooked on me though. She even let me get two pops. I haven't seen her since!
This one was out in Lakewood. I picked up this dark skinned chick who looked aight but she was kind of skinny. Agreed on. 2 for BBBJ and FS. Lackluster BBBJ and she was complaining and whining the whole time. You know the drill. So I took. 1 back from her and left.
So I say forget it and leave. I get about a block away and I see this bad redbone older chick. Maybe late 30s early 40s but she had a monster ass and a little pouch. So I offer her. 2 and she brings me back to the same spot I was just with the other chick at. I didn't say anything about the other girl and I can hear her in the bathroom washing up. So I proceed to smash the hell out of the older chick. She did everything I ask and more. And she was screaming her ass off and I was hitting it as hard as I could so the other girl could hear.
Got up to leave and dark chick is sitting in the living room looking pissed the hell off. So I say I got your girl in there to finish what you couldn't don't be mad. She looked me dead in the eye and looked like she was about to cry and said "that's my mama"!
She gets up and runs by me and starts arguing with her mama who obviously didn't know her daughter was tricking. She was talking to her mama about always trying to fuck her boyfriends. Apparently mama just saw me in the area and just was out getting hers. Pure coincidence. She didn't know I just hit her daughter. She thought she was ashamed to bring her guy friends around.
So I politely walked in the room and handed mama the other. 10 and said thank you for finishing what your daughter wouldn't! Shit was evil I know. And all hell broke lose! What the hell you doing out here doing this! You do it mama and we need the money! If you stop smoking up everything I wouldn't have to!
Exit stage left and Bluff is gone! LOL
I guess I should add the dark girl was in her 20's. For clarification! Lol
This one was out in Lakewood. I picked up this dark skinned chick who looked aight but she was kind of skinny. Agreed on. 2 for BBBJ and FS. Lackluster BBBJ and she was complaining and whining the whole time. You know the drill. So I took. 1 back from her and left.
So I say forget it and leave. I get about a block away and I see this bad redbone older chick. Maybe late 30s early 40s but she had a monster ass and a little pouch. So I offer her. 2 and she brings me back to the same spot I was just with the other chick at. I didn't say anything about the other girl and I can hear her in the bathroom washing up. So I proceed to smash the hell out of the older chick. She did everything I ask and more. And she was screaming her ass off and I was hitting it as hard as I could so the other girl could hear.
Got up to leave and dark chick is sitting in the living room looking pissed the hell off. So I say I got your girl in there to finish what you couldn't don't be mad. She looked me dead in the eye and looked like she was about to cry and said "that's my mama"!
She gets up and runs by me and starts arguing with her mama who obviously didn't know her daughter was tricking. She was talking to her mama about always trying to fuck her boyfriends. Apparently mama just saw me in the area and just was out getting hers. Pure coincidence. She didn't know I just hit her daughter. She thought she was ashamed to bring her guy friends around.
So I politely walked in the room and handed mama the other. 10 and said thank you for finishing what your daughter wouldn't! Shit was evil I know. And all hell broke lose! What the hell you doing out here doing this! You do it mama and we need the money! If you stop smoking up everything I wouldn't have to!
Exit stage left and Bluff is gone! LOL.
I guess I should add the dark girl was in her 20's. For clarification! LOLLMFAO! That has got to be the most epic confession ever! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! You definitely should have tried to get the both of them! LOL!
I was playing around with skout. Com and met a nice looking gal on there. The pictures was amazing. Big breast the whole for nine. After contact she was like you want to come over. I was like hell with it. Should be and easy kill. When I get there she is fucking slamming dude. So doesn't take long. She asked me to whip out the stick so she can suck it but I'm like why am I the only one taking off clothes. So she started taking off stuff and stopped at the pants. After my careful consideration of the situation. Then it hits me. PRE OP TRANNY! Holy shit! Not a adams apple, not a mustache, no body hair, no muscle build, coke bottle shape. Put a lot of the real ladies to shame. This was the best illusion of a tranny I've ever seen. Look exactly like a woman. No even the voice could have given him away. So I back down and calmly decline. Gave him word of advice and said just be real cause I could have been crazy and hurt you for this betrayal. LOL. Not everybody can deal with that kind of deception.So I was reading and laughing at you SOBs that have picked up a Tranny. I've always known there was no way in hell I would not be able to tell before picking up the wrong chick. I hadn't heard of Skout. Com before, but sounded like a good venue to meet some gals. Despite your misfortune SOA. And I'll be damn, one of the hotest chicks on there, Alishah, turns out to be a Pre Op. Damn. If not for his full disclosure. Oh, I just don't want to think about it. It has taken away all my confidence. I guess I'm just going to have to ask every girl to show me the cookie before touching her. If you guys could see this Alishah, you'd be sayin the same damn thing! Thanks a lot SOA. I'll let you know if I see anything thats real and worth reporting.
Not me but I had an old friend who used to run a scam involving copiers and coffee. Used to make them things look so real I woulda fell for it if I didn't sit right there and watch him do it. He used to give it to girls who were so messed up / dumb they couldn't tell the difference. All they would do is the math to make sure the amount was right. Said he never got caught. I want to try it but I'm afraid I would get addicted to the thrill of it and start down a road I don't need to go down.
Not me but I had an old friend who used to run a scam involving copiers and coffee. Used to make them things look so real I woulda fell for it if I didn't sit right there and watch him do it. He used to give it to girls who were so messed up / dumb they couldn't tell the difference. All they would do is the math to make sure the amount was right. Said he never got caught. I want to try it but I'm afraid I would get addicted to the thrill of it and start down a road I don't need to go down.Wow that is ballsy. I have a pretty good idea what the copier was copying, but no clue what fake coffee is or what / how it is used?
Clue or 2?
Wow that is ballsy. I have a pretty good idea what the copier was copying, but no clue what fake coffee is or what / how it is used?
Clue or 2?The coffee is used to improve the feel. Makes it feel realer.
New Stuff Fun
07-25-13, 09:39
Not me but I had an old friend who used to run a scam involving copiers and coffee. Used to make them things look so real I woulda fell for it if I didn't sit right there and watch him do it. He used to give it to girls who were so messed up / dumb they couldn't tell the difference. All they would do is the math to make sure the amount was right. Said he never got caught. I want to try it but I'm afraid I would get addicted to the thrill of it and start down a road I don't need to go down.I don't get it?
Please help me on these.
I don't get it?
Please help me on these.*shaking head* *sigh*
Son Of Anarchy
07-27-13, 15:36
*shaking head* *sigh*I've never been on the production end. More on the consumer end. I use to mix it with a few real deals so they can't tell the difference. I even used all of them before. Two rules to my situation. Never see anybody in your general area that can finger you if they get caught and never use it with someone you going to see again.
So the other day I was telling all of you that I was jerking off to the Asian girls I saw in the parking lot when I tried to go to Kim Phung to see Nina in the massage parlors thread. To be honest here, I take my chances. When I go to the movies, I some times pull my Johnson out and do that thing with my hand, even if lots of people are around. I like do it under my shirt or whatever. It's not an adult theater I do this at either. I do this in a theater where action, comedy, drama, and other genres of movies are playing all the time.
Son Of Anarchy
07-28-13, 03:27
So the other day I was telling all of you that I was jerking off to the Asian girls I saw in the parking lot when I tried to go to Kim Phung to see Nina in the massage parlors thread. To be honest here, I take my chances. When I go to the movies, I some times pull my Johnson out and do that thing with my hand, even if lots of people are around. I like do it under my shirt or whatever. It's not an adult theater I do this at either. I do this in a theater where action, comedy, drama, and other genres of movies are playing all the time.I would be scared to do it myself but perhaps I could convince a tagged bust down to do it for me. Go see a movie and convince to give me a little BJ or maybe a HJ. I could use a little public action every now and then.
Pussy Dude
07-28-13, 14:24
This one was out in Lakewood. I picked up this dark skinned chick who looked aight but she was kind of skinny. Agreed on. 2 for BBBJ and FS. Lackluster BBBJ and she was complaining and whining the whole time. You know the drill. So I took. 1 back from her and left.
So I say forget it and leave. I get about a block away and I see this bad redbone older chick. Maybe late 30s early 40s but she had a monster ass and a little pouch. So I offer her. 2 and she brings me back to the same spot I was just with the other chick at. I didn't say anything about the other girl and I can hear her in the bathroom washing up. So I proceed to smash the hell out of the older chick. She did everything I ask and more. And she was screaming her ass off and I was hitting it as hard as I could so the other girl could hear.
Got up to leave and dark chick is sitting in the living room looking pissed the hell off. So I say I got your girl in there to finish what you couldn't don't be mad. She looked me dead in the eye and looked like she was about to cry and said "that's my mama"!
She gets up and runs by me and starts arguing with her mama who obviously didn't know her daughter was tricking. She was talking to her mama about always trying to fuck her boyfriends. Apparently mama just saw me in the area and just was out getting hers. Pure coincidence. She didn't know I just hit her daughter. She thought she was ashamed to bring her guy friends around.
So I politely walked in the room and handed mama the other. 10 and said thank you for finishing what your daughter wouldn't! Shit was evil I know. And all hell broke lose! What the hell you doing out here doing this! You do it mama and we need the money! If you stop smoking up everything I wouldn't have to!
Exit stage left and Bluff is gone! LOL.
I guess I should add the dark girl was in her 20's. For clarification! LOLShit, I'd nailem both, LOL
I was looking on the net one day for this chicks video I had seen on BP and you know how it goes once you on the internet you end up searching for God knows what. So I was looking around on this one particular site and I start watching this cuckold video and guess whose mug pops up. I'm like DAMN! I was about 10 years younger and 15-20 pounds lighter and was in a full on gangbang with this dudes wife and about 4 other dudes. I had forgot all about it and didn't realize it was plastered on the web. Well know public office runs for the kid. I was tripping cause the video is like 90 minutes long, I must have dipped after I busted cause I was only in the video for like 15 min, got BBBJ, covered up and hit it doggie, she had a awesome body for a little suburban house wife. Thought I'd share, these are my confessions.
Yesterday something told me to call a very cool SW and check on her because I was going through my phone and saw her contact info. The last time I called her mother said she hasn't popped up for about a week or 2 which was too long and if I saw her to tell her to go home so her mom can stop worrying. The SW told me when I had a session with her that she goes home every few days to check up on her mother and daughter so I didn't worry about what her mother was tripping out about. But my last few times out mongering if I was near her area I'd swing through the area I found her at just to see if I could find her. I even ask the neighborhood junkies if they had seen her because I'd reminisce about our good session. So yesterday I called after a while to tell her mother to tell her daughter to call me and her mom said that her daughters body had been found decomposing in an attic of an old house in or around the AUC (she told me the street but I can't remember right now). That fucked my head up all yesterday man. But I remember the SW saying that she had a semi stalker that was her boyfriend at one time who she had to leave from because he put his hands on her. Either way it really messed my head up because in all my years on mongering this woman had the most happy going, pleasnt attitude, always smiling, and patient aim to please personality than ANY other SW I've ever met in my life. I was going to really help this one get it together but never got around to it. Rest in Peace "little Bit": you will be missed.
Yesterday something told me to call a very cool SW and check on her because I was going through my phone and saw her contact info. The last time I called her mother said she hasn't popped up for about a week or 2 which was too long and if I saw her to tell her to go home so her mom can stop worrying. The SW told me when I had a session with her that she goes home every few days to check up on her mother and daughter so I didn't worry about what her mother was tripping out about. But my last few times out mongering if I was near her area I'd swing through the area I found her at just to see if I could find her. I even ask the neighborhood junkies if they had seen her because I'd reminisce about our good session. So yesterday I called after a while to tell her mother to tell her daughter to call me and her mom said that her daughters body had been found decomposing in an attic of an old house in or around the AUC (she told me the street but I can't remember right now). That fucked my head up all yesterday man. But I remember the SW saying that she had a semi stalker that was her boyfriend at one time who she had to leave from because he put his hands on her. Either way it really messed my head up because in all my years on mongering this woman had the most happy going, pleasnt attitude, always smiling, and patient aim to please personality than ANY other SW I've ever met in my life. I was going to really help this one get it together but never got around to it. Rest in Peace "little Bit": you will be missed.Was this on Park Avenue by chance? I tried looking it up on google and I saw something about a girl being found in a closet. If so, I can tell you right now that it doesn't look like the M. E. Has determined a cause of death yet and if the body was really that decomposed then a cause of death will probably not be made.
Was this on Park Avenue by chance? I tried looking it up on google and I saw something about a girl being found in a closet. If so, I can tell you right now that it doesn't look like the M. E. Has determined a cause of death yet and if the body was really that decomposed then a cause of death will probably not be made.No it wasn't on Park Avenue. It was in the AUC area on a street name that started with The letter "C". I didn't want to ask too many questions to a mother that lost her child and actually had to go down to identify her. But I know drugs wasn't the cause. She wasn't that type. I hate to sound crazy but she was small enough to snatch up with ease. And of course the nosing hung rule has people who may know what happened staying silent.
Was this on Park Avenue by chance? I tried looking it up on google and I saw something about a girl being found in a closet. If so, I can tell you right now that it doesn't look like the M. E. Has determined a cause of death yet and if the body was really that decomposed then a cause of death will probably not be made.I meant to say no snitching rule (friggin spell check).
No it wasn't on Park Avenue. It was in the AUC area on a street name that started with The letter "C". I didn't want to ask too many questions to a mother that lost her child and actually had to go down to identify her. But I know drugs wasn't the cause. She wasn't that type. I hate to sound crazy but she was small enough to snatch up with ease. And of course the nosing hung rule has people who may know what happened staying silent.Don, not sure if this is the right girl but I saw something about a homeless man finding a dead girl in a closet who had been dead for a while. Was this girl like very young? Park Avenue is close to the AUC area. If this did happen in the AUC area this has got to be her as I don't see any other story about a dead girl in AUC. I will tell you the name of the area she was found in does begin with a C, though it is not a street name.
Don, not sure if this is the right girl but I saw something about a homeless man finding a dead girl in a closet who had been dead for a while. Was this girl like very young? Park Avenue is close to the AUC area. If this did happen in the AUC area this has got to be her as I don't see any other story about a dead girl in AUC. I will tell you the name of the area she was found in does begin with a C, though it is not a street name.Can you inbox me the info. It would be appreciated.
Doc Stroke
08-13-13, 12:57
A few years ago, before finding USASG, I had a bad run with a few chicks from CL, BP, and CV. One chick got me for a dub when I went to the bathroom to clean up, another tried to rob me but I'd had a situation with a chick named Meeko that was working off Lavista and wasn't getting got again, and another had her pimp try to break into my ride while she was attempting to delay me inside but not trying to do nothin and his face beat up the butt of my 45 shortly before I bounced. So when one of my buddies asked me to go to his place while he was out of the country to feed his animals, I was like cool. Asked him if he minded me entertaining a few ladies at his place and he said cool, so long as nothing got broken and none of his girls shit got stolen. I'd brought a few by the place and used the in-law suite mostly and was doing pretty well. I called up on of the chicks I'd seen a few times, can't remember her name anymore, said she didn't have the money for a room and asked if we could do an outcall at my place at the incall rate. After I gave her the ok, she called back a few minutes later saying her car wouldn't start and asked me to come pick her up. Offered bbbjtcimnqns for the trouble and another hr on the session since I had to ride to west bubbafuck to get her and take her back. Since the sessions were normally all covered and 150 / hr I agreed.
I got her back to the spot and showed her around. Yeah I was flexin like it was my spot. I'd taken a few photos with my friend, his girl, and a few family members at gathering, so I was in several pics on the walls. We got started in the hallways down from one of the guestrooms and instead of moving it to the suite, I smashed her on the floor in the hallway before moving into the guest room itself for the next round. I'd decided on two hrs on top of the freebie so I dropped 3 bills on her. Now I'd been there nearly a month and was there alot of times even when I wasn't basically house sitting and as we were leaving, I noticed that an box on the dresser had been disturbed and that a watch had been missing. I snapped and went thru shawty bag and there it is. She started crying about how her pimp told her to come back with more than the 150 and I was like be*ch I just gave you double. So we get in the car driving back and when I got her to her place, I gave her the watch and took back the donation. I told her that she could give that to her pimp and he could get whatever he could for it and put her out the car begging for the money back.
She called and texted me the rest of the night begging for the money back offering to fuck the rest of the night and give back the watch for the cash. I ignored everything. Then like 2 weeks later, I get a call and she's on the other side apologizing and asking if I could pick her up. Dude had beat her into the hospital and I was cold about it to her but went and got her. Then she asked if she could do something for me so I would get her a hotel room. I told her we wasn't doing business no more because I don't trust a thieving ass be*ch. She started crying about having to sleep on the street that night after I asked her where I was dropping her off at. That kinda got to me because I'd been there before. So I said I'd get her a room. Then I spent the rest of the night diggin her out in every hole until checkout. Then left her there to figure it out. At the time, I felt like I was getting back what was due to me because that watch was 5 bills to replace and my buddy wasnt talking to me because it was a watch he'd given to his dad for fathers day and his dad had it sent to him for repair shortly before having a stroke.
Later on, I felt really bad because I figured I could have saved my friendship by not being an ass that day and taking the watch back and keeping half the donation for the theft. Then there was the fact that dude beat the chick into the hospital and I'd fucked her all night then left her basically on the street. I justified it to myself by saying these chicks had made me cold with all the bs they be pulling, but looking back, it was just fucked up and a bad mark on my karma.
Son Of Anarchy
08-14-13, 09:46
In my younger monger days when I first started I was just out there doing my thing. I kind of had to just acquire the rules myself since I wasn't part of no forum or anything. This was in lived in Newark, NJ. I used to frequent a street called Frelinghuysen which was notorious for the SW activity from Broad St all the way Haynes. So my pops had just brought me my first car. I remember it like yesterday. A toyota corolla with no shocks. Lmao. So I get my license and I'm hitting the streets. Driving from Newark to Elizabeth all kinds of places picking up freebies and a little more. One night I picked up a deserter on Frelinghuysen and she hops in and me negotiate a nice romp for. 40. At the time I had at least. 560 in my pocket. It was payday. I worked for a grocery and at my moms and pops dry cleaners so I had a pretty nice pocket to be a senior in high school. So we park in the nearby park and get to doing the do. She wants to do it missionary. Ok. Fine by me. So I climb in start doing the classic teenage jackhammer and she has her legs locked tightly around me. I could barely stroke. I'm like. Dude this is not going to work. I'm going to need to get some real penetration. So she does it and bust one off. She asks to drop me off at her house. (Stupid move on her part later.) So I drop her off and head home which is no more three to four miles away. I decide to stop and get some mickey D's and I'm rummaging through all my pockets. No money! She ripped me for my whole payday plus the extra I gave her for the session. So I'm like what the hell am I going to do? How do I explain to my moms when I ask for gas money next week to get to school what happened to 500 bucks. Smh.
So I come up with this great scheme. I call my best friend Victor up. I tell him what happens to me and he roasts me then sympathizes a bit. We come to the conclusion that we got to go get it back. Crazy enough I'm with it. So I pick him up. Its no more than 45 minutes that has past since I left the girl and we return back to the house. The area of town that I lived in was notorious for the mafia. It was nothing to see somebody get roughed up and I've seen plenty of dope boys gunned down cause they selling "junk" around the corner stores owned by connected wise guys and what have you. So we knock on the door and some guy answers and he has the "WTF" face cause its like 245am. I ask him if the girl I just dropped off is here which happened to be his sister. Myfriend jumps right in like she took some money from some of our clients and we came to get it back. We don't want any trouble. The brother asks her and she denies it. He gets a little defensive and aggressive. My friend is like do you know who we work for? The brother is like are you the police? Now me I would have let it at that. That sounded like a good story in the making. My friend goes no. We work for the mob and our client is very upset. Victor played the part like a fucking pro! He's not even italian. He's and irish ginger. Lmao. The brother freaks out. Yelling at her to go get the money. Starts slapping her upside the head like do you know what you did? You know who you brought to my house. She's denying all day but he whooping her ass all across the living room as we are standing in the doorway. He gives us like 475 bucks and apologizes and we get the hell out off there so fast.
I'm thinking what the hell was I into that got me running around doing this crazy mess. I have to say I was pretty lucky could it could have gone some many ways. Impersonating a mobster? I could have been killed on principle. What if the guy was really a mobster. Although he was black. Maybe a rival black gang to the mob. The matter is I got my money back. Coughed up some to Victor, saved faced from getting rolled on by a street vet. I learned one thing. Never take more money to a session than what you need. I leave my wallet in the car now.
Ok so it's dead in here.
I got one just digging through the mental archives. Well really it came to me while on Facebook but I digress. I'm not originally from Atlanta I'm from a small town south of here. So I went home one weekend and using my new mongering powers I acquired here in the A over my 7 years of mongering (this was around 5 years ago) I decided to cruise my old stomping grounds. I saw a few girls out and about but one just caught my eye. Couldn't be in small town GA could it? Fine ass late 20's chick looking pretty cute but also lost as hell late at night. Should I? Of course I should LOL.
Me: Shawty do you need a ride?
Her: Yeah sure. I guess.
Me: You looking nice baby.
Her: And you look familiar. Bluff? Big Bluff?
Me: Oh shit Karen is that you?
Her: Yeah it's me.
So I'm supposed to be sentimental here right? Nope. Hell no!
Me: Nice to see you. You looking good baby. You need a little help with them bills? LOL!
Long story short I just got straight to business. I knew this girl back in HS and she would not give me the time of day. Now she is standing on the corner looking thirsty and embarrassed. No heart was found and not a fuck was given. She coming with the I don't do stuff like this Bluff normally shit but I offered her. 4 and her eyes got wide as hell. I overpaid like a ***** and I could tell just from the expression on her face but she still trying to play it cool. So I told her if you let me bust 2 then this. 4 is yours. Here's the thing. It is a small town so there are not too many places you can go and not be seen but there is one. She told me to pull into the far back of the city GRAVEYARD!
Did I? Yes I did? For about an hour it was me, her and Casper having a friendly threesome. I was grudge fucking the hell out of this girl. I did everything I thought humanly possible with that girl just because of how she used to chump me off. I even got anal and she was my first time doing it to. She squirmed and squealed like a pig and I was loving it. BBBJ, tit fuck, CG, reverse CG, doggy, standing doggy, top of the hood of my car mish, pulled off condom and bust in her mouth then had her suck it until I got hard again and then started all over.
And when I got my second one I pulled my pants up, locked my car door, got in with her outside wiping up with some napkins and stomped out on her ass! Money in the front seat. LOL! I threw the shit out of the window at her as I drove off. Shit was Revenge Of The Nerds Day in Bluffville!
I've actually seen her since then on trips back home. She always acts like she don't see me when I drive by or walk by. So I being the asshole I am always call her name loud as hell and hold up 4 fingers! Evil son of a gun I am sometimes. I've calmed down a little but that one felt good!
Dreamin time
09-05-13, 09:20
Ok so it's dead in here.
I got one just digging through the mental archives. Well really it came to me while on Facebook but I digress. I'm not originally from Atlanta I'm from a small town south of here. So I went home one weekend and using my new mongering powers I acquired here in the A over my 7 years of mongering (this was around 5 years ago) I decided to cruise my old stomping grounds. I saw a few girls out and about but one just caught my eye. Couldn't be in small town GA could it? Fine ass late 20's chick looking pretty cute but also lost as hell late at night. Should I? Of course I should LOL.
Me: Shawty do you need a ride?
Her: Yeah sure. I guess.
Me: You looking nice baby.
Her: And you look familiar. Bluff? Big Bluff?
Me: Oh shit Karen is that you?
Her: Yeah it's me.
So I'm supposed to be sentimental here right? Nope. Hell no!
Me: Nice to see you. You looking good baby. You need a little help with them bills? LOL!
Long story short I just got straight to business. I knew this girl back in HS and she would not give me the time of day. Now she is standing on the corner looking thirsty and embarrassed. No heart was found and not a fuck was given. She coming with the I don't do stuff like this Bluff normally shit but I offered her. 4 and her eyes got wide as hell. I overpaid like a * and I could tell just from the expression on her face but she still trying to play it cool. So I told her if you let me bust 2 then this. 4 is yours. Here's the thing. It is a small town so there are not too many places you can go and not be seen but there is one. She told me to pull into the far back of the city GRAVEYARD!
Did I? Yes I did? For about an hour it was me, her and Casper having a friendly threesome. I was grudge fucking the hell out of this girl. I did everything I thought humanly possible with that girl just because of how she used to chump me off. I even got anal and she was my first time doing it to. She squirmed and squealed like a pig and I was loving it. BBBJ, tit fuck, CG, reverse CG, doggy, standing doggy, top of the hood of my car mish, pulled off condom and bust in her mouth then had her suck it until I got hard again and then started all over.
And when I got my second one I pulled my pants up, locked my car door, got in with her outside wiping up with some napkins and stomped out on her ass! Money in the front seat. LOL! I threw the shit out of the window at her as I drove off. Shit was Revenge Of The Nerds Day in Bluffville!
I've actually seen her since then on trips back home. She always acts like she don't see me when I drive by or walk by. So I being the asshole I am always call her name loud as hell and hold up 4 fingers! Evil son of a gun I am sometimes. I've calmed down a little but that one felt good!Damn. Just. Damn.
Ok so it's dead in here.
I got one just digging through the mental archives. Well really it came to me while on Facebook but I digress. I'm not originally from Atlanta I'm from a small town south of here. So I went home one weekend and using my new mongering powers I acquired here in the A over my 7 years of mongering (this was around 5 years ago) I decided to cruise my old stomping grounds. I saw a few girls out and about but one just caught my eye. Couldn't be in small town GA could it? Fine ass late 20's chick looking pretty cute but also lost as hell late at night. Should I? Of course I should LOL.
Me: Shawty do you need a ride?
Her: Yeah sure. I guess.
Me: You looking nice baby.
Her: And you look familiar. Bluff? Big Bluff?
Me: Oh shit Karen is that you?
Her: Yeah it's me.
So I'm supposed to be sentimental here right? Nope. Hell no!
Me: Nice to see you. You looking good baby. You need a little help with them bills? LOL!
Long story short I just got straight to business. I knew this girl back in HS and she would not give me the time of day. Now she is standing on the corner looking thirsty and embarrassed. No heart was found and not a fuck was given. She coming with the I don't do stuff like this Bluff normally shit but I offered her. 4 and her eyes got wide as hell. I overpaid like a * and I could tell just from the expression on her face but she still trying to play it cool. So I told her if you let me bust 2 then this. 4 is yours. Here's the thing. It is a small town so there are not too many places you can go and not be seen but there is one. She told me to pull into the far back of the city GRAVEYARD!
Did I? Yes I did? For about an hour it was me, her and Casper having a friendly threesome. I was grudge fucking the hell out of this girl. I did everything I thought humanly possible with that girl just because of how she used to chump me off. I even got anal and she was my first time doing it to. She squirmed and squealed like a pig and I was loving it. BBBJ, tit fuck, CG, reverse CG, doggy, standing doggy, top of the hood of my car mish, pulled off condom and bust in her mouth then had her suck it until I got hard again and then started all over.
And when I got my second one I pulled my pants up, locked my car door, got in with her outside wiping up with some napkins and stomped out on her ass! Money in the front seat. LOL! I threw the shit out of the window at her as I drove off. Shit was Revenge Of The Nerds Day in Bluffville!
I've actually seen her since then on trips back home. She always acts like she don't see me when I drive by or walk by. So I being the asshole I am always call her name loud as hell and hold up 4 fingers! Evil son of a gun I am sometimes. I've calmed down a little but that one felt good!Mayne. This story made my day!
Son Of Anarchy
09-06-13, 09:51
Ok so it's dead in here.
I got one just digging through the mental archives. Well really it came to me while on Facebook but I digress. I'm not originally from Atlanta I'm from a small town south of here. So I went home one weekend and using my new mongering powers I acquired here in the A over my 7 years of mongering (this was around 5 years ago) I decided to cruise my old stomping grounds. I saw a few girls out and about but one just caught my eye. Couldn't be in small town GA could it? Fine ass late 20's chick looking pretty cute but also lost as hell late at night. Should I? Of course I should LOL.
Me: Shawty do you need a ride?
Her: Yeah sure. I guess.
Me: You looking nice baby.
Her: And you look familiar. Bluff? Big Bluff?
Me: Oh shit Karen is that you?
Her: Yeah it's me.
So I'm supposed to be sentimental here right? Nope. Hell no!
Me: Nice to see you. You looking good baby. You need a little help with them bills? LOL!
Long story short I just got straight to business. I knew this girl back in HS and she would not give me the time of day. Now she is standing on the corner looking thirsty and embarrassed. No heart was found and not a fuck was given. She coming with the I don't do stuff like this Bluff normally shit but I offered her. 4 and her eyes got wide as hell. I overpaid like a * and I could tell just from the expression on her face but she still trying to play it cool. So I told her if you let me bust 2 then this. 4 is yours. Here's the thing. It is a small town so there are not too many places you can go and not be seen but there is one. She told me to pull into the far back of the city GRAVEYARD!
Did I? Yes I did? For about an hour it was me, her and Casper having a friendly threesome. I was grudge fucking the hell out of this girl. I did everything I thought humanly possible with that girl just because of how she used to chump me off. I even got anal and she was my first time doing it to. She squirmed and squealed like a pig and I was loving it. BBBJ, tit fuck, CG, reverse CG, doggy, standing doggy, top of the hood of my car mish, pulled off condom and bust in her mouth then had her suck it until I got hard again and then started all over.
And when I got my second one I pulled my pants up, locked my car door, got in with her outside wiping up with some napkins and stomped out on her ass! Money in the front seat. LOL! I threw the shit out of the window at her as I drove off. Shit was Revenge Of The Nerds Day in Bluffville!
I've actually seen her since then on trips back home. She always acts like she don't see me when I drive by or walk by. So I being the asshole I am always call her name loud as hell and hold up 4 fingers! Evil son of a gun I am sometimes. I've calmed down a little but that one felt good!Easy E pimp in this mug!
Ok so it's dead in here.
I got one just digging through the mental archives. Well really it came to me while on Facebook but I digress. I'm not originally from Atlanta I'm from a small town south of here. So I went home one weekend and using my new mongering powers I acquired here in the A over my 7 years of mongering (this was around 5 years ago) I decided to cruise my old stomping grounds. I saw a few girls out and about but one just caught my eye. Couldn't be in small town GA could it? Fine ass late 20's chick looking pretty cute but also lost as hell late at night. Should I? Of course I should LOL.
Me: Shawty do you need a ride?
Her: Yeah sure. I guess.
Me: You looking nice baby.
Her: And you look familiar. Bluff? Big Bluff?
Me: Oh shit Karen is that you?
Her: Yeah it's me.
So I'm supposed to be sentimental here right? Nope. Hell no!
Me: Nice to see you. You looking good baby. You need a little help with them bills? LOL!
Long story short I just got straight to business. I knew this girl back in HS and she would not give me the time of day. Now she is standing on the corner looking thirsty and embarrassed. No heart was found and not a fuck was given. She coming with the I don't do stuff like this Bluff normally shit but I offered her .4 and her eyes got wide as hell. I overpaid like a * and I could tell just from the expression on her face but she still trying to play it cool. So I told her if you let me bust 2 then this .4 is yours. Here's the thing. It is a small town so there are not too many places you can go and not be seen but there is one. She told me to pull into the far back of the city GRAVEYARD!
Did I? Yes I did? For about an hour it was me, her and Casper having a friendly threesome. I was grudge fucking the hell out of this girl. I did everything I thought humanly possible with that girl just because of how she used to chump me off. I even got anal and she was my first time doing it to. She squirmed and squealed like a pig and I was loving it. BBBJ, tit fuck, CG, reverse CG, doggy, standing doggy, top of the hood of my car mish, pulled off condom and bust in her mouth then had her suck it until I got hard again and then started all over.
And when I got my second one I pulled my pants up, locked my car door, got in with her outside wiping up with some napkins and stomped out on her ass! Money in the front seat. LOL! I threw the shit out of the window at her as I drove off. Shit was Revenge Of The Nerds Day in Bluffville!
I've actually seen her since then on trips back home. She always acts like she don't see me when I drive by or walk by. So I being the asshole I am always call her name loud as hell and hold up 4 fingers! Evil son of a gun I am sometimes. I've calmed down a little but that one felt good!This is the funniest confession I have ever read! CLASSIC! Revenge is a beautiful thing!
I lived in Birmingham for 7 years, needless to say that Bham is the desert compared to Atlanta. Of course I had all the "Big City Game" in the world so when I did happen upon a pro or UTR I usually got my kicks for little to nothing ($40 and under and these brawds thought they was really earning). Well, one evening I venture over to one of the strip clubs looking for a little take out. Chat it up with the one slim, short petite chick in there. She says she's about to get off so we can leave and have some fun. We get in my truck and she says she needs to go to her weedman, so I'm like cool. She's already high as hell and drunk, but I guess she needed more LOL. I park out front and this brawd leaves her "work bag" in my truck while she goes in. Now if you aren't familiar with strippers they usually take a bag that they keep their clothes, money, etc. In. Well, I'm sitting there like WTF, is she crazy so. I open the bag up and jackpot she left her nights take in there. Of course being one to always take advantage of a situation (I normally have 2 devils sit on my shoulders instead of an angel and a devil, like the movies and cartoons) I'm thinking (A) drive off and keep this brawds money and (B) She's so high she don't know how much she got so just lift some and pay her with it. Well I choose option B, I peeled off what she said it would cost me plus a little gas money for driving her to the weedman. When she gets back she pops a pill she bought, and is extra zooted out. At this point I'm thinking damn I should have gotten more, but anyway we go get a room. I smash her out and pay her with her own money, I even tipped her with the extra I got for gas. She was so happy I paid up like I said and tipped her on top of that. Long story short she becomes my regular chick, her little girl even started calling me daddy (that's another story). She didn't make me pay per se, just asked for favors here and there like rides to work, a few dollars (10-20) every now and then and for me to come chill with her. All the while I'm drilling her any time I want, usually daily after I got off work.
So to sum up my extra wordy experience, I paid this brawd with her own money. She was so happy that I paid up and tipped, she became my side piece and I was hitting on the regular for basically nothing other than for her being my "chick on the side".
Back in 2001 me and my homeboy were a few weeks away from starting grad school, him in California and me in Alabama so we decide to go to the strip club to celebrate. We hit Babes up and after we left, he's like yo I'm going to pick up one of the SWers, I wasn't in the game at this point so I'm all freaked out like WTF. He pulls up on a nice looking WSW and she hops in and we head to the TL. He tells me to stay in the car and we go over the contingency plan if things go arry in the parking lot (I'd meet him at the gas station on the other side of FIB) from the McDonalds. He also told me to make sure the car was started and in drive after he came out. Well he goes in the room with her, and I see a dude leave out (her pimp). About 5 mins later she walks out. So I'm like WTF are they setting him up, then all off a sudden he comes running out the room, so I start the car up. The chick is coming back towards the room, but didn't even notice it was him that ran past her. He jumps in and says "DRIVE" so I back out all willy nilly, and then I hear her yelling "He just robbed me, he just robbed me." and all manner of dudes shouting and shit. I burned rubber out of the lot and hopped on the freeway. As we are driving he explains that when they got in the room the pimp was there and he left to allow her to work, but he left his wallet behind in plain view (and it was bursting at the seams with cash). Before they started she says she needs to go "get right" and walks out to go get a quick hit, and given the opportunity he grabbed the wallet and hauled ass. LOL so I'm damn near about to wreck I'm laughing so hard, he didn't go in there with any intentions other than getting head and left about $600 richer for his trouble. I can only imagine the ass kicking she took for letting her Pimp's bank roll get swiped.
ActionJohn
09-10-13, 23:08
Stupid ***** started upselling after a misleading ad and phone call conversation of what I could expect. This was in the early 2000s or late 90s. ONe of those Creative loafing ads. I already paid her a decent massage fee. So I promised her I would pay her after going back to my car. I even told her that she was free to come with me. She refused to come with me. I pretty much took off. Served her right as she tried to mislead me. It was only 40 bucks worth.
Another time, I had a session with a trailer trash who flat out lied about what she was offering. One of the worst sessions I had. Nasty woman. So when I cleaned up after my happy ending, I pretty much smeared cum on her CDs and broke one of them.
Another time, many years ago, one woman made me pay an upsell and then still starts putting in more restrictions. One of them was "don't you dare cum on my body when I jerk you off" It was a long annoying session. But she was cute. So when the time came to ejaculate, I did not warn her and let it loose on her face and neck and other parts. Once she let go of my dick, I took control and pumped a couple more times some more cum on her. I laughed and left.
Sometime in the early 90's I picked up this fine WSW off Ponce. Agreed on the donation and she directed me to her "incall". It was about 15 minutes away in a part of town I've never been to and what looks like an abandoned house. All the while, she's playing with stuff in her bag. It was huge and she had must have had all she owned in it. Now the warning bells are going off, but I don't do or say anything.
I pay the fee and get ready for fun time when she says "I'll run in, pay the guy for the room and come back for you".
I say "Fine, but you need to leave the bag behind so I'll know you will come back".
Her: "No, I need my bag. All my stuff is in it".
Me: "You have my money. Bag stays, or you give it back".
I grab a hold of the handles and she starts pulling the bag, opening the door yelling and screaming. She starts yanking the bag, but I'm not letting go. I put the car in gear and start to drive off with her having a conniption. I'm trying to drive a 5 speed with one hand on the wheel, one on the bag and trying to shift at the same time. I finally get it to 3rd and I'm cruising till I hit a stop light.
I look over and say "Give me back my money and I'll let go of your bag". She's having none of it. I reach over and open the passenger door and tell her to get out, but she's not letting go of the bag. The light turns green and I have to take off again trying to do the 3 handed driving thing.
Now she's scared, because I head towards the highway and she quiets down a little. I tell her one more time "my money for you bag". She's still holding out. At this point we're a few miles down from her "incall" and the area is looking rougher. I pull over to the curb, reach over open the door and start to push her out of the car.
She says "You can't leave me here".
I say "You tried to rip me off, got caught and refused to make it right. Get out".
She's still holding on to the bag and is not budging. I give her a quick slap on the hand holding the bag, she lets go, I push her out, and take off. She landed on her ass jumped up and started running after the car. I make my way towards my house, but at the exit I stop and look in the bag.
Inside I find along with makeup and other generic items found in handbags the following: recently filled scripts for AZT, Protease inhibitors, anti bacterial, anti inflammatory, Acyclovir and a bottle of multivitamins. I don't know what to do with this stuff, but It's probably not going to look good if anyone sees it. So I take the access road and drop a bottle in each storm drain as I pass. By this time, I'm a few exits passed where I need to be but find a dumpster and dispose of the bag and other non-incriminating items.
So, to break it down, 2 Jacksons is a cheap price to pay for not being exposed to HIV, Herpes, Syphilis (probably) and the common cold.
Worse part of it all is that I can't share this story except in this forum.
Fun times.
About 20 years ago I had a friend who was in the funny money business. 50 got me 200. Basically a night out drinking and to get laid. Some bars would catch on and either would ask for real cash or I became persona non grata in some joints. But the women? Those druggies never checked. I got many a blow job and ass with bad money. It was a good scam for a long time.
SecretMe3000
10-26-13, 15:26
Back in 2001 me and my homeboy were a few weeks away from starting grad school, him in California and me in Alabama so we decide to go to the strip club to celebrate. We hit Babes up and after we left, he's like yo I'm going to pick up one of the SWers, I wasn't in the game at this point so I'm all freaked out like WTF. He pulls up on a nice looking WSW and she hops in and we head to the TL. He tells me to stay in the car and we go over the contingency plan if things go arry in the parking lot (I'd meet him at the gas station on the other side of FIB) from the McDonalds. He also told me to make sure the car was started and in drive after he came out. Well he goes in the room with her, and I see a dude leave out (her pimp). About 5 mins later she walks out. So I'm like WTF are they setting him up, then all off a sudden he comes running out the room, so I start the car up. The chick is coming back towards the room, but didn't even notice it was him that ran past her. He jumps in and says "DRIVE" so I back out all willy nilly, and then I hear her yelling "He just robbed me, he just robbed me." and all manner of dudes shouting and shit. I burned rubber out of the lot and hopped on the freeway. As we are driving he explains that when they got in the room the pimp was there and he left to allow her to work, but he left his wallet behind in plain view (and it was bursting at the seams with cash). Before they started she says she needs to go "get right" and walks out to go get a quick hit, and given the opportunity he grabbed the wallet and hauled ass. LOL so I'm damn near about to wreck I'm laughing so hard, he didn't go in there with any intentions other than getting head and left about $600 richer for his trouble. I can only imagine the ass kicking she took for letting her Pimp's bank roll get swiped.This is crazy here Lmao! Ya boy is wild... He the type that'll killed someone killed LOL!! Real adrenaline rush there!
Bizzy Muhn
11-08-13, 00:20
Was riding around on a super early 4.30 am creep and I still hadn't grabbed anything. Was getting desparate when I happened to run across this youngish bundled-up chick standing by a wall in the maze that is the backstreet of Metro.
Scooped her up and went to her spot where it was $5 for the room. Got in and it was only as we were undressing when I realised that this chick was popped and due anytime. Thought about leaving but my dick was out and her mouth was latched to it so I decied to stay.
Bent her over the couch and got in from behind, now I must say that preggo chicks have crazy nice pussy and this here was righteous before I knew it the rubber was off and my dick was inside that pussy.
Midway thru the pounding she bucks me off, produces a pipe and soon a white cloud is permeating the room. I'm standing there naked stroking jr to keep him alive with a WTF look on my face when she states that its going to be ok and to relax. All I can think of is oh shit the police better not kick in the door and secondly I better not inhale that shit and fail the rather overzelous piss tests that my job at the time loved handing out.
What did I do? Wrapped my t-shirt around my head / face taliban style put my timberlands on my feet for a rapid exit and finished what I had originally come there for!
A few weeks later I roll around the same hood and guess who I see? Fucked up life to live I tell ya!
Bizzy Muhn
11-08-13, 01:21
Was out cruising with my partner when we ran up on a group of chicks pushing a baby stroller at 3 am in MLK. Pulled over to see if they needed any kind of "help". Stroller pusher states that she needed help getting to DeKalb and if we didn't mind helping her out, she'd pay back the favor. I jumped out put the stroller in the trunk and rolled thru MLK on the way to 20.
On the way there my partner managed to find out that her pimp had dropped her there with her 3 month old baby in the stroller so that she could work and if we were interested, she'd do .8 for the both of us. We pull up to a waffle house and she jumps out leaving the baby in the back to talk to the pimp.
A few minutes later the pimp comes out talking real loudly creating a scene and stating that we had to pay up in advance before we took off. At this point I told my partner I no longer was interested and to tell the lady to take her baby from my car and leave. Well pimp wasn't hearing it and people are now beginning to wander over to see what the commotion is about. I tell ol girl to jump in and we go across the street to chat.
I'm livid at this point and no longer talking I just want this girl and her baby out of my car asap before DeKalb police pull up and things get hairy. She asks to use my phone I say no my buddy offers his and she calls the pimp and tells him that my buddy will pay his share in advance. We roll back into the Waffle house and after the baby is out we are off to my buddies place.
We aren't even there and the pimp begins calling back to back I'm like good thing I didn't give out my phone we pull up and I go out to get some fresh 5 am air. As I'm out I peer thru the window to see buddy just finish dumping his load in the chick raw and I'm like ain't no way I'm going to enjoy that pussy now.
Walked back in and told her to get her azz ready as I wasn't going to go in that pussy today. She gets mad but has no option as her pimp would beat her up if she didn't show up with the agreed amount. Dug her out on the couch with no mercy and left her pimp a parting gift in the rear.
Did I mention my buddies phone was continuously ringing all this time. Dropped her off when we were done and I really felt bad for her but realized it was her situation and only she could change that mess.
Fucked up life I tell ya!
Doc Stroke
11-13-13, 12:51
A few years ago I was out at my sister's place and her friend dropped by with her daughter. The daughter was thick in all the right places and had her titties popping out the top of her turtleneck. Someone said she was sixteen so I avoided temptation and left the house thinking damn if she was only 18. A few months pass and I moved in with my sister to help out with her kids and bills, but the daughter of her friend kept coming by asking to use my computer to do homework and I obliged. So one day I'm at the spot and I get a phone call. It's the friends daughter asking if she can get a ride from someplace she got stuck. Apparently my sister gave her my number. Once she was in the car she started asking questions about who was at the house and then if she could use the computer. I agreed and she used the computer while I got a couple matches of COD.
After about an hour baby girl asks if she can use my phone because she didn't have one and she'd called me from a friends phone and needed to talk to her mom. Gave her the phone and went back to the game. She came back like 30 minutes later and Sat. Down on the couch next to me. She was damn near in my lap and I moved over so there wasn't an issue. She then asks if she could borrow $20. My first thought was that of a hobbyist. No, but you can do something strange for some change. Of course I didn't say that and just said no. So she offered to do something in exchange for it. At that point I told her she needed to go home. Later, I opened my phone to send a text and my pic gallery was open and I found naked shots of baby girl in my phone. The next day I was home again by myself and who shows up. She asks me again and I told her no again. Then she says to me, you know I'm 17 right? I shook my head and told her it couldn't happen.
Baby girl gets on her knees in front of me and pops her tits out and presents them to my lap. At this point I'm starting to cave. She fished my dick out of my jeans and wrapped her tits around me and starts bouncing them on my dick until I'm at full attention. Then she says to me. I'm only asking to borrow $20. Don't you want to do anything to me? Can't I do anything for it? I caved and pushed her open mouth right down on my dick. After about 20 minutes, I was spilling everything down her throat and she swallowed the whole load. This went on for months until I moved.
Then I ran across baby girl on BP. She was 18 now and I called her up and went to her notel. She was shocked to see me and tried to play innocent. I told her to drop the act at the same time she dropped her panties and lets get to it. I knew what the head game was like but never fucked her. So that night, I beat that thang up for a good three hours before leaving. She asked me if I was satisfied and I told her not even close. When she was done later that night she called me and I took her back to my place and fucked her til the Sun. Came up. She was my fave regular girl for 2 years. We were at each others family functions as family friends and the whole time her mom kept trying to get at me. If she only knew the things I'd made her daughter do to please me.
Damn I miss that one.
I think this was when they were shutting everything down or trying to. Me and a buddy of mines had a regular named little mama on metro that we would see. There were two little mama's I knew back then but this one liked anal and still working but now at Rocafella's. We would get a room from that notel right near the lingerie private stripper place down from Nikki's 2. I can't remember the full details but we had finished our deed then were going to take her back to the house she was at. We are going down metro passing Run-and-Shoot this APD turns around and follows me. Once we pass Nikki's VIP I make a left on the street across from Chocolate City. I am driving normal staying relaxed. Once I make that left then I make the 1st right by this time he had trailed a little ways back. So I see a house with no cars in or lights on. Now this is around 2 or 3 I think in the morning. I turn in the drive way and pull down into the car port. Now my regular is like she can't stay in the car so before the cop comes down the street she gets out running towards the backyard. My buddy does the same thing and me being small at the time...LOL stoop down towards the floor of the car. The cop is driving slow then goes past but turns around then shines his spotlight down there for a good 2 to 4 minutes it seems. I so I just sit there crouched down waiting for him to leave so he finally pulls off and I am like let me give it about 5 minutes before I pull out of here. Now the whole time I was trying to stay calm and relaxed but was thinking man I can't get caught up and have to explain this to my family if they have to bail me out. Once I pull out ole girl and my buddy walk out from another house backyard.
I remember I had this 1 chick off metro back in those days that was like 5'9 I think from Florida. I think her name was Keisha nice dark chocolate that had a want to be pimp. I use to get her for around 60 but would have her back at my place in stone mountain for about hour to 2 fucking. She had some nice long legs and seemed like everytime we got together she would want to just chill for a while afterwards instead of me taking her right back to metro. Her so called pimp would get mad too but she didn't care. LOL.
GetUrRollOnMan
12-21-13, 14:25
I think this was when they were shutting everything down or trying to. Me and a buddy of mines had a regular named little mama on metro that we would see. There were two little mama's I knew back then but this one liked anal and still working but now at Rocafella's. We would get a room from that notel right near the lingerie private stripper place down from Nikki's 2. I can't remember the full details but we had finished our deed then were going to take her back to the house she was at. We are going down metro passing Run-and-Shoot this APD turns around and follows me. Once we pass Nikki's VIP I make a left on the street across from Chocolate City. I am driving normal staying relaxed. Once I make that left then I make the 1st right by this time he had trailed a little ways back. So I see a house with no cars in or lights on. Now this is around 2 or 3 I think in the morning. I turn in the drive way and pull down into the car port. Now my regular is like she can't stay in the car so before the cop comes down the street she gets out running towards the backyard. My buddy does the same thing and me being small at the time...LOL stoop down towards the floor of the car. The cop is driving slow then goes past but turns around then shines his spotlight down there for a good 2 to 4 minutes it seems. I so I just sit there crouched down waiting for him to leave so he finally pulls off and I am like let me give it about 5 minutes before I pull out of here. Now the whole time I was trying to stay calm and relaxed but was thinking man I can't get caught up and have to explain this to my family if they have to bail me out. Once I pull out ole girl and my buddy walk out from another house backyard.
I remember I had this 1 chick off metro back in those days that was like 5'9 I think from Florida. I think her name was Keisha nice dark chocolate that had a want to be pimp. I use to get her for around 60 but would have her back at my place in stone mountain for about hour to 2 fucking. She had some nice long legs and seemed like everytime we got together she would want to just chill for a while afterwards instead of me taking her right back to metro. Her so called pimp would get mad too but she didn't care. LOL.Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.
Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.LOL I don't know.
Soloflight
12-22-13, 19:31
Ummm so what was the confession? LOL.
LOL I don't know.Here's your answer:
Guy goes into confession all out of breath. He tells the priest, "Father, I just banged two college cheerleaders! They were both 19 years old with giant tits!"
Priest says, "Well, do 15 Hail Marys."
Guy goes, "What's a Hail Mary? I'm not Catholic."
Priest: "So why are you telling me about these girls?"
Guy: "Shit, I'm telling EVERYONE!"
I lived in Birmingham for 7 years, needless to say that Bham is the desert compared to Atlanta. Of course I had all the "Big City Game" in the world so when I did happen upon a pro or UTR I usually got my kicks for little to nothing ($40 and under and these brawds thought they was really earning). Well, one evening I venture over to one of the strip clubs looking for a little take out. Chat it up with the one slim, short petite chick in there. She says she's about to get off so we can leave and have some fun. We get in my truck and she says she needs to go to her weedman, so I'm like cool. She's already high as hell and drunk, but I guess she needed more LOL. I park out front and this brawd leaves her "work bag" in my truck while she goes in. Now if you aren't familiar with strippers they usually take a bag that they keep their clothes, money, etc. In. Well, I'm sitting there like WTF, is she crazy so. I open the bag up and jackpot she left her nights take in there. Of course being one to always take advantage of a situation (I normally have 2 devils sit on my shoulders instead of an angel and a devil, like the movies and cartoons) I'm thinking (A) drive off and keep this brawds money and (B) She's so high she don't know how much she got so just lift some and pay her with it. Well I choose option B, I peeled off what she said it would cost me plus a little gas money for driving her to the weedman. When she gets back she pops a pill she bought, and is extra zooted out. At this point I'm thinking damn I should have gotten more, but anyway we go get a room. I smash her out and pay her with her own money, I even tipped her with the extra I got for gas. She was so happy I paid up like I said and tipped her on top of that. Long story short she becomes my regular chick, her little girl even started calling me daddy (that's another story). She didn't make me pay per se, just asked for favors here and there like rides to work, a few dollars (10-20) every now and then and for me to come chill with her. All the while I'm drilling her any time I want, usually daily after I got off work.
So to sum up my extra wordy experience, I paid this brawd with her own money. She was so happy that I paid up and tipped, she became my side piece and I was hitting on the regular for basically nothing other than for her being my "chick on the side".Funny as hell.
SecretMe3000
12-29-13, 18:38
I don't know why but this joke got Me cracking up over here!! Lmao.
Here's your answer:
Guy goes into confession all out of breath. He tells the priest, "Father, I just banged two college cheerleaders! They were both 19 years old with giant tits!"
Priest says, "Well, do 15 Hail Marys."
Guy goes, "What's a Hail Mary? I'm not Catholic."
Priest: "So why are you telling me about these girls?"
Guy: "Shit, I'm telling EVERYONE!"
ThatGuy2112
02-11-14, 21:57
Several years ago while I was in the military I had a civilian friend that went on to join the Army. He was great to drink beer with and always had my back in a fight. We raised lot of hell together and had many a good time. Only thing was he was the type of guy who couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a fist full or pardons and a hundo hanging out his fly. He had low self esteem and always went for the easy fat greasy [Deleted by Admin] at the bar so we used him to distract ugly girls while we ran game. All my military buddies referred to him as "little Brother Dude". At the same time I was in a super toxic relationship with a 19 year old girl who was about 5 foot 7 and 120 lbs. She had a really cute body with a tiny waist and nice petite ass. I popped her cherry on camera, fucked her on the hood of my car etc. And the relationship went downhill after month number nine. We had "broken up" but still fucked every other day.
I'm working my second job and get a call from LBD telling me he's in town for the holidays and wants to drink beer and chase girls. He then adds "maybe we can tag team your ex-girlfriend" I told him it was doubtful and hung up the phone. I hadn't even taken my hand off the receiver and it rang again. This time it was the XGF asking for a ride home, I was sick of her shit and about told her no, then I realized I was heavy and needed to release. I asked her if she had to be home right away and she said no (code for let's stop by my place and deplete each other's fluids). So I agreed. Next call was to LBD. I laid the ground rules (I.e. No M2 M contact). I told him what time me and XGF would be at my place, and that I would leave the door unlocked, he was to barge in and act surprised when he caught us fucking, the rest was on her and him.
I closed up shop and the XGF was waiting for me at my car. We drove to my place and started into our normal routine without a hitch. I'm tapping her mish and just like clockwork LBD barges in at the appropriate time and acts all surprised when he sees me and her doing the dirt. She tensed up for a minute and then relaxed after a few seconds. We all talked about how awkward this was for a second and then I started back to drilling her and she agreed to let LBD join in. I pulled her up off the bed and she shoved her back half towards LBD while she blew me. We spit roasted and Eiffel towered XGF. We kept trying to avoid eye contact until it happened accidentally after and awkward second we both broke out into heavy metal faces at each other while we were lumberjacking that girl. We both started laughing hysterically. I had her by the shoulders and he had her by the hips and we were violently pushing / pulling her back and forth with a dick in each hole. Turns out LBD had a Rasputin cock but he was also a three hitter quitter. Literally: yeah <smack yeah <smack yeah <smack uuuugggggghhhhhhh! Two minutes later he was ready again only to blow another load in under five. To make matters worse he awkwardly falls out in a chair and suggests we get something to eat. XGF actually did not like being bored out by a 5 "D" cell maglite so she agreed. We all piled into my car and dropped of XGF at her house. After that we ate at some fast food place and went to out drinking and chased more girls. I drove home and woke up with a hangover.
The Aftermath:
LBD would not shut up about this foray. He talked about it like it was the best thing that ever happened to him and judging by the fat ugly [Deleted by Admin] he dated it probably was. He told anyone and everyone that would listen about it to the point of him coming off as being creepy. His blabbering started to affect my game running ability for a while because all the local girls got wind of this incident. One day in front of a bunch of friends he even went on to tell everyone that his dick was bigger than mine, which was met by an awkward silence. Until I politely reminded him that mine sees MUCH more use and that I can last more than three hits, which was met with hysterical laughter. More than once I got drunken phone calls from him begging for XGF's number. He even tried pulling the guilt trip saying shit like "You got a parade of [Deleted by Admin] going to your door and I can't meet women on Fort Bragg." That's when the relationship got really strained, I explained to him that even though XGF and I "broke up" we weren't done with each other and that he needed to stay the fuck out of it and be thankful that for once he wasn't banging a fat [Deleted by Admin]. I fucked his sister just because which added more tension to an already strained relationship. We didn't talk for several years until the miracle of facebook brought us back in touch. XGF and I finally had our blowout when she came to my place in the middle of a party dressed to kill, she teased me then told me she "met the man she will marry" she tried to get me to say I needed her: I told her that if she wasn't giving me snu snu I didn't care. This led to a huge fight in which I chased her to her car and mooned her as she drove off to the laughter of all my drunken friends who witnessed the ordeal. She now has two kids and the type of marriage that would cause me to slit my own throat.
ThatGuy2112
02-12-14, 16:46
Several years ago when I was still in the military I had a civilian friends that was like a "little brother dude" to me. I had directly influenced him in joining the Army and became a friend of his entire family. LBD had a very liberal family, I could tell his parents were old hippies turned classy republicans because they got hooked on the money. LBD had an 18 year old sister whom he was fiercely overprotective of. She was a spinner, maybe 5'1" and 85 pounds. Hot as fire and a hardcore raver, purple hair, white tank top with no bra and all. Many rumors and my gut told me she was a boner garage and a serious club drug user (no hard stuff) as seemed to always show signs of being high on of coming down from ecstasy. She also openly admitted to being bisexual and seducing younger girls. Every time I was over at LBD's house she would flirt with me and shamelessly stare me down. I kept telling LBD he needed to reign her in or I was going to smash her, of course he threatened to kill me.
One night I was working my second job when I got the phone call from LBD stating he was back in town and that I was invited to a parent-sponsored beer party at his parents' house that night. After closing up shop I went directly to his house after work. The party was everything you'the expect a parent sponsored-beer gathering to be: a sausage fest. Lots of back slapping, beer drinking, story swapping, lie telling and punk rock blaring from the parents sound system. LBD was telling everyone about his army training and all he had been through. I had to admit I was proud of him. Several kids had gone out back to smoke weed, everyone chatted me up, including sister. It got late and his parents went to bed. I had to excuse myself, I was having problems with my current girl, a six-foot-three Amazonian with a shady past, huge tits and a killer body. This was before cell phones so I had to sneak off the basement to use the computer for AOL chat. I'm sitting in front of the computer and little sister walks by and asks me what I'm doing. I tell her the reader's digest condensed version. She ducks into the bathroom and comes out wearing panties and a wife-beater. She jumps up on my lap, straddles me, stares me down, takes as sip of my beer, kisses me then rest her head on my chest. It took my mind a second to get over the "holy fuck" factor when in walks in LBD. I threw both hands up in the air and say" Hey bro give me a sign" he looked at me disgusted and said "I don't want to know what you two are going to do" Then he went into the bathroom to puke / pass out.
I carried sister upstairs into the guest bedroom and made a bee line for the bed. She told me the bed creaked and we had to use the floor, long story short I smashed that girl raw-dog. I ate her pussy and she tossed my salad. We did mish, doggy, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl with a spray her guts finish. All within ten feet of where her parents were sleeping. She was one of the wettest pussies I've ever had, and that little girl could take a pounding like champ. When it was over we snuggled together for a while and she explained that she couldn't be caught asleep next to me so she left for her bedroom and I slept off my hangover in a comfy bed. I woke up to a hangover breakfast and coffee cooked courtesy of LBD's Mom. I smoked a cigarette, politely excused myself saying I had to be back on base, I got the fuck out of there. About three weeks later LBD somehow found out (sister probably bragged to one of her friends) and called me on it. I told him to mind his own business and he told his Mom. Read that again: little brother had just completed army RANGER training and he told his MOM on me! Anyhow the Mom confronted the daughter and witnesses on the scene told me the conversation went like this (no bullshit):
Mom: did you hook up with Thatguy2112?
Daughter: Yes.
Mom: was it all cool? I mean nobody forced anything on anyone and it was all amicable before, during and after?
Daughter: Yes.
Mom: Good job, Thatguy2112 is by far the most attractive of your brother's friends, if I weren't married I'd fuck him. But we don't want you dating your brother's friends so don't do it again.
Needless to say this really pissed LBD off! To add insult to injury I had to remind him his sister was a * He was hysterical! I got a shit ton of drunken phone calls from fort Bragg threatening to kick my ass! It was only after both his parents and his sister told him to lay off that he would talk to me again. Our relationship was always a little strained after that and we ended up not talking for over 5 years until we found each other on facebook. Little sister is now has three kids and four divorces, I can't help but wonder if that first kid is actually mine.
Barrytwins
06-13-14, 09:03
Been chatting it up with a girl off CL that is brand new to the game and just trying to make a few bucks on the side.
I got a room at an extended stay and finally got her to agree to come over and we decided she would like to meet outside. I agree. She tells me what time she would be there and what kind of car she is driving.
I see her pull up and head downstairs to greet her. We are chatting outside for a minute when all of a sudden six, and yes I mean six, cop cars roll up from both directions. What the hell is going on here? We had not discussed anything outside, very little via email, she was of legal age and all I could think was that I am screwed.
The cop asks me if we are staying here and I let him know that I am. I had a drink in my hand which is nothing wrong with that but my head is spinning at this point. She was actually wearing gym clothes and was going to get a shower in the room, so maybe that helped.
At that point we head up to the room and we are both looking at each other like WTF? She was thinking I was a cop and she was going to get busted the first time she met somebody. I was thinking she was a cop and that they reacted too quickly.
We watch the action downstairs for a little while and watch two guys that were sitting in a car get hassled and have their car searched. After that, she decides a shower is okay here and that neither of us are cops. After the shower, she makes herself comfortable and asks to put a movie on. I don't care. She finds a movie to watch and is at my room for about 2 hours watching this movie and chatting.
Finally, she asks if it is okay to see what I had. Of course. I pull my pants down and she proceeds to take it in her mouth and give me what I was waiting for. A very quality BBBJCIM. She took her time and really seemed to get into it. I didn't have to slow her down or anything. She sucked me nice and slow and it lasted for about 25 minutes before I nutted in her mouth.
I am going to be selfish and wait until I get a chance at her again for FS before I give out her info. This was more about the story with the cops.
Hope you enjoyed.
Dreamin time
06-13-14, 09:13
Been chatting it up with a girl off CL that is brand new to the game and just trying to make a few bucks on the side.
I got a room at an extended stay and finally got her to agree to come over and we decided she would like to meet outside. I agree. She tells me what time she would be there and what kind of car she is driving.
I see her pull up and head downstairs to greet her. We are chatting outside for a minute when all of a sudden six, and yes I mean six, cop cars roll up from both directions. What the hell is going on here? We had not discussed anything outside, very little via email, she was of legal age and all I could think was that I am screwed.
The cop asks me if we are staying here and I let him know that I am. I had a drink in my hand which is nothing wrong with that but my head is spinning at this point. She was actually wearing gym clothes and was going to get a shower in the room, so maybe that helped.
At that point we head up to the room and we are both looking at each other like WTF? She was thinking I was a cop and she was going to get busted the first time she met somebody. I was thinking she was a cop and that they reacted too quickly.
We watch the action downstairs for a little while and watch two guys that were sitting in a car get hassled and have their car searched. After that, she decides a shower is okay here and that neither of us are cops. After the shower, she makes herself comfortable and asks to put a movie on. I don't care. She finds a movie to watch and is at my room for about 2 hours watching this movie and chatting.
Finally, she asks if it is okay to see what I had. Of course. I pull my pants down and she proceeds to take it in her mouth and give me what I was waiting for. A very quality BBBJCIM. She took her time and really seemed to get into it. I didn't have to slow her down or anything. She sucked me nice and slow and it lasted for about 25 minutes before I nutted in her mouth.
I am going to be selfish and wait until I get a chance at her again for FS before I give out her info. This was more about the story with the cops.
Hope you enjoyed.So, what was the deal with the police? Any idea?
Barrytwins
06-13-14, 09:31
Not sure. They checked the car. Ran the guys info and let them go without any other hassle.
Not exactly sure what they were looking for and why there were so many but it looks like they had some kind of tip about something.
The guys were sitting in the car for a while and I wonder if a guest called them thinking there was something going on.
So, what was the deal with the police? Any idea?
Dreamin time
06-13-14, 09:54
Not sure. They checked the car. Ran the guys info and let them go without any other hassle.
Not exactly sure what they were looking for and why there were so many but it looks like they had some kind of tip about something.
The guys were sitting in the car for a while and I wonder if a guest called them thinking there was something going on.Damn. Closest I had to that was walking up the hallway headed to a visit when three dudes walked out of the adjoining door, including one in uniform. I did the head nod, 'Hello, officer' and kept on walking. Went straight to car and drove off. Texted girl to let her know I wasn't going to make it, she didn't push and we connected later, so it was completely random. There was a drug bust in the parking lot that evening from an officer visiting town at training, so it had to be them.
So two years ago I was at the Gwinnett Center for a wrestling show. When I got to my seat I saw that a hot blonde girl was sitting next to me. Immediately when I sat down, she rubbed her arm against my arm and said something I couldn't quite make out and just brushed it off as it was nothing. Throughout the night, she kept making small coversation with me here and there about the show and such. Again, I thought of it as nothing. Then people were chating things to the women wrestlers like show your tits and me and her were looking at each other and laughing about it. Again, nothing. Then a little later on she heard them chanting "TNA" and she whispered and asked me what TNA stood for as she was thinking it was titties, nipples, and ass and people were chanting that. I told her what it really stood for, which was total nonstop action. Then I went for it. I looked at her, and gave signals that I let her know what I was thinking. We both got up and went back to her place, where we spent the whole night there. We did it bareback at least 5 times. I enjoyed myself that night to the max.
It was a mid summer late afternoon at a volleyball party, the court was manicured grass, it had lights all around it.
For night play and best of all had a keg of beer right by the net. The rules where that if you played you must drink.
Either team could call a time out at any time to refill their cups.
As the games progressed most of the guys there started wondering about this really HOT blond chick in a tube top.
And white shorts. She was hot and from the best as we could tell she was going commando.
Needless to say between games there was a long line to the bathroom, so I after a long wait in line it is finally my.
Turn to enter, as I am closing the door this hot chick forces her way in and tells me. Sorry dude I have to piss.
Drops her pants and starts pissing. I had to piss real bad as well, hell my dick was already out before I closed the.
Door. So there she is sitting on the commode pissing and I am standing in front of her with my dick in my hand.
At the sight of my dick still pissing she reaches over and starts giving me one hell of a blow job, I pump a full load.
Down her throat and in the drunk, excited state that I am I still have a raging boner, I finger her now dripping wet.
Pussy, bend her over the sink and start pounding for all I am worth, well she is a screamer and there are about 10.
People still waiting in line, someone starts pounding at the door, I tell the to: FUCK OFF, CAN'T YOU TELL WE ARE.
BUSY! Well this being my second cumming we fucked frantically for about 20 minutes. When I opened the door.
There was NO line, she said something about having to go and ran off.
I rejoined the party and laughed the hardest when a Scottish friend of mine told me with his thick accent: "bloddy hell, if you had told me what just happened I would NOT have believed you, but I saw it with me own two eyes".
We never exchanged names and yes, she was wearing those shorts commando.
Years have passed and I had filed that memory away, just recently I spent some time with an old college friend.
And he asked me if I have had any more bathroom encounters. I must have given him a blank stare because he recounted the story to me, he said he was the one pounding at the door. LOL.
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Interesting story but hard to read the way you structure sentences. Hope you are not a UGA journalism graduate LOL!
It was a mid summer late afternoon at a volleyball party, the court was manicured grass, it had lights all around it.
For night play and best of all had a keg of beer right by the net. The rules where that if you played you must drink.
Either team could call a time out at any time to refill their cups.
As the games progressed most of the guys there started wondering about this really HOT blond chick in a tube top.
And white shorts. She was hot and from the best as we could tell she was going commando.
Needless to say between games there was a long line to the bathroom, so I after a long wait in line it is finally my.
Turn to enter, as I am closing the door this hot chick forces her way in and tells me. Sorry dude I have to piss.
Drops her pants and starts pissing. I had to piss real bad as well, hell my dick was already out before I closed the.
Door. So there she is sitting on the commode pissing and I am standing in front of her with my dick in my hand.
At the sight of my dick still pissing she reaches over and starts giving me one hell of a blow job, I pump a full load.
Down her throat and in the drunk, excited state that I am I still have a raging boner, I finger her now dripping wet.
Pussy, bend her over the sink and start pounding for all I am worth, well she is a screamer and there are about 10.
People still waiting in line, someone starts pounding at the door, I tell the to: FUCK OFF, CAN'T YOU TELL WE ARE.
BUSY! Well this being my second cumming we fucked frantically for about 20 minutes. When I opened the door.
There was NO line, she said something about having to go and ran off.
I rejoined the party and laughed the hardest when a Scottish friend of mine told me with his thick accent: "bloddy hell, if you had told me what just happened I would NOT have believed you, but I saw it with me own two eyes".
We never exchanged names and yes, she was wearing those shorts commando.
Years have passed and I had filed that memory away, just recently I spent some time with an old college friend.
And he asked me if I have had any more bathroom encounters. I must have given him a blank stare because he recounted the story to me, he said he was the one pounding at the door. LOL.
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Firm Offer
06-02-15, 18:44
Interesting story but hard to read the way you structure sentences. Hope you are not a UGA journalism graduate LOL!I find myself doing hard returns because when writing, the text does not automatically wrap around and you wind up with all your text on a single line, and what you have already typed moves off the screen to the left. At least that's what's happening to me right now as I type. Is there a setting I need to fix? It's quite annoying and thus the hard returns to keep all your text on one page. I hope I made sense.
FO.
I am a loyal follower of this thread and perhaps is time for me to contribute. One thing about condoms is that although they're 99% effective against the transmission of STDs, this only applies when they do not break or come out. Well, I have had two instances of this in the past 3 years while mongering overseas.
1st Experience:
I booked a 45 years old MILF in Chile, whose specialty was speaking fluent Greek. I rushed into my second nut without being at full attention so the rubber wasn't tight enough when I was trying to get it in, but I managed with lots of lube. She's doing an anal CG and I started feeling real good, no friction just sliding in and out, she's feeling it too, start grabbing my chest and moaning so I can't really hold it anymore and bust my nut. Suddenly, she jumps out of me and squat a bit on the bed, and I noticed she's dripping my cum and pulls out the condom from her rectum. She went into the bathroom and asked me if I felt it, of course I didn't (I never take chances). She used a douche and asked me to come closer so she can clean me up. What she wanted to do was to check if I had any bumps or suspicious coloring on my Johnson (I was happy she was polite & discreet about it unlike my second experience). She washed it, gave it a goodbye kiss and I left after apologizing once more.
When I got to my hotel, I started googling it & read all those horror histories about unprotected anal sex and the risks of aids and what not. I panicked, and since I didn't have any alcohol at hand, I poured my after shaving lotion in a cup and placed my entire Johnson and the boys in it. I almost cried of pain. After I washed it off, my Johnson smelt of it for almost 2 days, and the redness disappeared after a day. I passed my yearly STD test with flying color later that year.
2nd Experience:
So I'm in this 'casa de citas' (Spanish politically correct way to call a brothel) in Colombia, and my 25 years old host is riding me reverse cow girl like her life depends on it, suddenly while enjoying the view, I notice I am bare and tapped her to stop. I pulled out and I tell her the condom had came out, she rushes into the bathroom and I see her removing it from inside her. She started getting upset telling me that this has never happened to her and that I must have felt it and let it happened and didn't tell her. I tried calming her down and tell her to please 'inspect' me. She refused as she said she's not a physician (no kidding). So at the end, I simply say: "Don't worry, I'll make it up to you in a 'propina'. " Her mood changed and even started giving me head to wake up my Johnson who got really shy. I nutted and my 5 dollars tip did the trick.
Unlike my previous experience, I dropped by a pharmacy on my way back to the hotel and bought antiseptic wipes and again passed my yearly STD test without issues.
I had a date with a non pro scheduled for today I stood her up because I was drained from banging 4 different streetwalkers today I really feel like I hit rock bottom.
About a month ago I was at a Ted's Montana Grill. My waitress, who was barely 19, blond, very sweet persomality, big butt, blue eyes, 5'7 had caught my eye. I left my number for her not thinking she would call me. A few hours later she called me and I talked ro her about us going out. We met, went back to my place, and she stayed overnight. Don't know but I may have found a permant girl again since Tatiana the Russian masseuse and me split ladt year.
Blitzkrieg
12-03-17, 03:50
About a month ago I was at a Ted's Montana Grill. My waitress, who was barely 19, blond, very sweet persomality, big butt, blue eyes, 5'7 had caught my eye. I left my number for her not thinking she would call me. A few hours later she called me and I talked ro her about us going out. We met, went back to my place, and she stayed overnight. Don't know but I may have found a permant girl again since Tatiana the Russian masseuse and me split ladt year.It's nice to hear something positive about Ted's wait staff for a change. I like their food but IMO they have some of the rudest wait staff around. The downtown ATL location being the worst one (which doesn't make sense unless he enables it) . Their attitude reminds me of his ex wife. Yes, that one.
JohnVictor
12-03-17, 16:55
So I was in a notoriously bad prostitution hotel area when a cop pulls me over at 1 am. I had a wad of cash in the cup holder I forgot because I was freaking out. So I pull into the gas station and 4 other cop cars show up. I'm questioned about my business and I make up a story. It occurred to me they had nothing on me. Zip! So the cop stares me down hard a few times hoping I will crack. I hold my ground and keep cool. A few more questions and a reminder it's a bad area due to certain business transactions. Off I went.
I think some past training came in handy. In any case, it was interesting!
JV.
It's nice to hear something positive about Ted's wait staff for a change. I like their food but IMO they have some of the rudest wait staff around. The downtown ATL location being the worst one (which doesn't make sense unless he enables it) . Their attitude reminds me of his ex wife. Yes, that one.Hilarious. She was way before my time.
So. I got an old UTR pregnant. On purpose. Shortly before my first retirement from the mongering game, back when I was younger and dumber, I had an UTR on the Eastside. She was a hoodrat but she was cool. She was a semi-pro that I found off the chatline when they were hot, so you can tell this was years ago. I was dealing with her for a couple of years before I "retired" and I let her know I was going to end things pretty soon as I was actually moving for business but during one of our final sessions she asked me to get her pregnant for her and her girlfriend, that's right fellas, a lesbian utr. I protected myself with her pretty good, she never knew my real name and my apartment wasn't in my name either, even though I knew all her info. So I figured "what the hell? It's not like her girlfriend is going to grow a penis anytime soon. So I did it, she sent me pics of the pregnancy test weeks later and thanked me and and soon after I left Atlanta never to hear from her again.
Before my first retirement, I had this chick on the Eastside, she was a semi-pro. I was actually moving away and that's why I ended things, but before I left she asked a huge favor of me, she wanted me to get her pregnant. She never knew my real name, so I figured why not. We did the deed, she sent me photos of the test to confirm and she thanked me, and I left never to hear from her again.
I was conducting some business of my own at peachtree in on 141 just south of JC and was in my car about to roll out. This couple. Glum overweight guy was loading his pick up truck and his not so bad gf were having a yelling match. He wanted to drive away and she would not let him. Kept taking something out of his truck bed and throwing it on the ground preventing him from leaving. He was in overalls and her a hoodie with jeans. One time he almost drove away but once again she grabbed maybe a fishing rod out of his truck bed and threw it on the ground. There was plenty a crowd watching from all the rooms and I was already making note of whose hot, hoes and who was not. Finally he got out, snatched her cellphone out of her hand and ripped her hoodie zipp off and threw the cell phone towards my car. Came tumlbling out her big white tits. She was in shock and tried to cover up but whilst running towards my car to get her phone. Crowd was loving it. She was on all fours tits hanging right beside my door while putting her phone back together. Gave him enough time to drive away and she went back in her room hugging herself and show was over.
Dialed up the motel and transferred call to her room and simply asked her if she needed company or help with anything. Did not know really where to take conversation. She said she needs help and my surprise said to come up. I knocked and she opened the door. There were clothe s everywhere and a cat scurrying about. She was sweaty and had swapped her hoodie for a tank top. NOw closer could tell she had taken some physical abuse to the face and upper arms. Asked if I had anything for the pain and I emptyed my wallet which mostly had 1's and 5's totalling maybe 40 and popped my cock out. She didn't say much but jumped on it like comfort. I slithered out of my pants and she kept eating me. I lifted my legs and pulled my cheeks apart and she kept eating and rimming everything in sight. I was not squeeky clean but she was not back down. I was at full mast.
I started talking dirty about how seeing her tits out there I could not help myself. She said she was super embarrased the motel crowd had seen her topless and she was a private girl. Told her she'll forget about all that and pulled at her jeans. She just lifted her but and was buck naked. My slimy hard pole was in her and banging away in no time. She was squeeling and I kept telling her this was going to make her forget whole episode with her BF and she had to get it. Next 20 minutes I only heard her telling me to put it to her. Not knowig when she would snap out of her trance I made sure she Oed couple times. Hugging and keeping her close definity made her tighten up.
She was not smelling fresh more like mac and cheese but her tits anf ass were plump enough I no mind. Asked her where she wanted my cum dump and said chest. I told her after her bf actions she want to get back at him she oughta wrap her pink lips around my bulb and let me empty it down her throat. And with her eyes lock while rocking her she said yes sir. That put me over the edge. I pulled out my slimy mast and stood on the bed. Without skipping abeat she mouthed my nasty self and I help her hair and head and did not release until my spasm was over.
She gave me her digits for later but number disconnected few weeks later.
TooHotForYou
04-23-23, 11:54
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody. I'll start with me. I walked in on my Spanish teacher and basketball coach in high school in the locker room. Let's see if anybody can tell a better one than that.
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody. I'll start with me. I walked in on my Spanish teacher and basketball coach in high school in the locker room. Let's see if anybody can tell a better one than that.I've seen a lot more? Where I went. Girls would give HJs in the class room. Or I'd go to the stairs at the gym during lunch and get a BJ or BBFS horny girls LOL. The best were two lesbians who were just hot as fuck. I have no idea if anyone experienced this during their "teen" days. Girls towards the end of the school year would always get so horny. Prior to that not much. They would always want you to grab or smack their ass. Sit on where johnny boy would be on purpose etc. FIV. Best yet. When they wanted FS. They'd bring a chair by my desk. Rub my thighs and eventually reciprocate. One chick gave 5 guys a HJ with a catch finisher in an hour. Face hot asf, big natural tits, slim and a nice sized ass. She worked out. Girls like that were always extra horny for no reason. Forget it it when there was no supervision near the locker rooms after certain times.
Up until sex ed class where they show you the puss and shit coming out. Different STIs on both female and male genitals on the TV screen. Disgusting shit. That is when we learned of condoms. Yeah the horny stopped for 2 weeks then kicked off again LOL.
TacoTuesday1
07-09-23, 14:33
I had this Cambodian regular that would come by my house all the time for outcall a few years ago. I eventually convinced her into using VCFs so I can cip. Outcall was hard for her so eventually we did incall at her place. She had 3 kids and an ex baby daddy. I used to sneak into the house when the kids where up and fuck her and then dip for about a year. Sometimes like twice a week. We had a few times the kids almost walked in on me bb her. She had forgotten to use the VCF a few times while I came in her and then her period stopped for a period of time so I ghosted her for a few months. Next time I saw her she said she had been sick for a week and bleeding recently. Not sure what that was but she insisted on using condoms after so I thought perhaps got an abortion or something happened. Got to spooked and never saw her again.
My job used to send me to Atlanta (Smyrna area) from Baltimore 2-3 times a year before COVID, so I always browse the Atlanta forum and stumbled on this gem of a thread and figured I'd contribute a short story of my own. Mine takes place here in Baltimore.
There was a BSW that I picked up a handful of times. First couple times, didn't have any issues. She had an attitude but it was manageable. She had some big tits and a bubble ass on her small frame and was on her best behavior the first time I met her but every date since would slowly drift further downhill. There was maybe a year or so that I hadn't seen her but never thought much of it. Then, one day I caught her walking and swooped in. She remembered me well but had a sour attitude and gave me a very unenthusiastic BJ which was mostly hands. Whatever, life went on. Didn't see her again for a while and caught her another time but didn't fully recognize her because she gained weight. Gave her another try, attitude was worse than before and she basically took my for a ride. Fine, I take the "L" and cross her off the list. After more time, I spot her again but didn't know it was her because this time she lost weight. She gets in my car, I faintly recognize her and ask if we dated before. She says yes, and I put it together and I'm thinking FUCK, but I'm horned up so I'll just see where this goes since its been a while. We talk business and, because her demeanor is so off-putting, I'm now plotting how to get her out of my car. But luck was in my favor. She asked if I could stop at 7-11 so she could get a drink. I oblige and when we get there, of course, she needs my money for her drink. She gets out and leaves EVERYTHING of hers in my car. Purse, crackpipe, lighter, whatever drugs she had on her, even her phone. Now, this is confession and I've only done something similar one other time because I got burned on service, but as soon as she stepped into the store I contemplated my next move for a second and hauled ass. I dumped all her shit on a random street a few blocks away.
Funny enough, I saw her two or three weeks ago walking and she was flagging me down like nothing happened. Maybe she didn't recognize my car? Either way, I swore to never make the mistake of picking her up again. Kinda felt bad a short time after I did that, but she was a fucking b* and she had that coming.
SimpSince1991
08-11-23, 19:41
Frequented a strip club in pleasantburg drive on 291 in Greenville, SC. I was easily a 3 times a week customer. So one of my bucket list dreams was to be a DJ at a strip club. . In 2003 or 2004, I rented out dj Booth for a hour. I brought my own cds and play list. They let me do what ever I wanted. During my " set" a stripper named Porsche bought me at least 2 Coors lights.
A few weeks later she came up to me and asked me if I could watch her make up kit. Back in the day all strippers carded a small plastic make up box. I said sure. . as soon as I dipped out of sight,. I searched box and found 60 bucks. I ran out the club like my ass was on fire. I immediately went to another strip club to invest the 60 $.
Porsche was a light skin black female under 30 who's one eye area was very bigger than them the other. Her Left eye was normal, but the Right both the eyelid and under eye was very different.
Joesouncool
08-12-23, 05:22
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody. I'll start with me. I walked in on my Spanish teacher and basketball coach in high school in the locker room. Let's see if anybody can tell a better one than that.I've also got one. Nothing special. Not once, but twice. Early in my career, I worked at a major company in downtown atl. Nothing really special. A guy banging a chick in a supply closet.
FalconsFan1986
08-12-23, 10:23
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody. I'll start with me. I walked in on my Spanish teacher and basketball coach in high school in the locker room. Let's see if anybody can tell a better one than that.You must've went to Berkmar.
TooHotForYou
08-12-23, 18:44
You must've went to Berkmar.I was wondering if somebody on this site was going to know what school that happened at. LOL.
Gentlemen (and ladies where applicable).
The following is the first post that I submitted in a review on the Macon thread of this forum. I finally decided it was time to get off my ass and contribute something to this site after lurking around the forum like the peeping tom I really am for past few years. After it was posted in the Macon, one fine gentleman commented that my review might be well received in the "Confessions" thread of the Atlanta Forum.
So here goes.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/macon...e/358782054639
I visited with MorganSkye a few days ago. She is a skanky heavy set tattooed chick, which is what I like.
Being in the insurance field requires that I maintain the appearance and behavior the "buttoned up professional" type. For that reason, I like to let loose as often as I can with trashy women of ill repute. When I say, "let loose", I mean I really like to push these women's boundaries and find out how far these hoes will go. If I am being honest, nothing is off limits, even toilet play, including scat play. Nothing turns me on more than having one of the beautiful ladies take a dump on the floor and then grab the hair on the back of my head and rub my nose in their doo doo, like I am a puppy being potty trained.
For those of you who are old enough to remember. Think "Two Girls, One Cup", except I prefer the title "One Guy (me), One Cup".
I say that because of all the providers I have been with, MorganSkye is the bees knees or as close as I am going to find in this area for the kind of behavior I am seeking. Communication and setting up appointment went decent. I arranged to have her come to my place in North Macon (hey, when you pay what I pay, they'll go anywhere LOL).
After some back and forth leading up to designated appointment time, she finally arrived at my place. We exchanged pleasantries and small talk, I provided the donation, and I could immediately tell (and smell) that the "shit was going down" (literally).
I took her on a trip to "Pound Town", but not before I had her make a stop at "Brown Town", if you know what I mean.
When we finished, I was ashamed, like I usually am and I hurried her out of the house.
It will take a while to get the fecal stench out of my nostrils but when it is gone, I will repeat with this gem.
She is the sh*t. Literally.
Why'all take care now!
HobbyMan51
08-13-23, 11:13
Gentlemen (and ladies where applicable).
The following is the first post that I submitted in a review on the Macon thread of this forum. I finally decided it was time to get off my ass and contribute something to this site after lurking around the forum like the peeping tom I really am for past few years. After it was posted in the Macon, one fine gentleman commented that my review might be well received in the "Confessions" thread of the Atlanta Forum.
So here goes.
https://skipthegames.com/posts/macon...e/358782054639
I visited with MorganSkye a few days ago. She is a skanky heavy set tattooed chick, which is what I like.
Being in the insurance field requires that I maintain the appearance and behavior the "buttoned up professional" type. For that reason, I like to let loose as often as I can with trashy women of ill repute. When I say, "let loose", I mean I really like to push these women's boundaries and find out how far these hoes will go. If I am being honest, nothing is off limits, even toilet play, including scat play. Nothing turns me on more than having one of the beautiful ladies take a dump on the floor and then grab the hair on the back of my head and rub my nose in their doo doo, like I am a puppy being potty trained.
For those of you who are old enough to remember. Think "Two Girls, One Cup", except I prefer the title "One Guy (me), One Cup".
I say that because of all the providers I have been with, MorganSkye is the bees knees or as close as I am going to find in this area for the kind of behavior I am seeking. Communication and setting up appointment went decent. I arranged to have her come to my place in North Macon (hey, when you pay what I pay, they'll go anywhere LOL).Well, like the old song said, you can't judge a book by it's cover. In my prime I discovered that there were quite a few married church organists out there who had their own wild side and chose me to help them explore it. Their talented fingers weren't just limited to the keyboard and their tastes were just as varied as the music that they played. No poo though.
HobbyMan51
08-13-23, 11:21
Frequented a strip club in pleasantburg drive on 291 in Greenville, SC. I was easily a 3 times a week customer. So one of my bucket list dreams was to be a DJ at a strip club. . In 2003 or 2004, I rented out dj Booth for a hour. I brought my own cds and play list. They let me do what ever I wanted. During my " set" a stripper named Porsche bought me at least 2 Coors lights.
A few weeks later she came up to me and asked me if I could watch her make up kit. Back in the day all strippers carded a small plastic make up box. I said sure. . as soon as I dipped out of sight,. I searched box and found 60 bucks. I ran out the club like my ass was on fire. I immediately went to another strip club to invest the 60 $.
Porsche was a light skin black female under 30 who's one eye area was very bigger than them the other. Her Left eye was normal, but the Right both the eyelid and under eye was very different.You're lucky she didn't find you and stick your ass. One wonders what other crimes you have committed since you were willing to stoop so low as to steal money from a stripper who asked you to watch her things for her. SMDH.
Had a roommate in college who was pretty chill. We drank and smoked joints together, went to frat parties, and wingmaned each other at the bars. We were like yin and yang and often found ourselves hooking up with girl best friend duos. One night he brought a girl and her best friend back to our apartment. He already chose the one he wanted and her best friend was for me. We vibed well and we ended up fucking that night. My old roommate got lucky too and fucked the other chick. They both came back the next weekend but the chick my roommate was with didn't want to hook up with him anymore. He kicked her out when it got late and convinced the other chick to let us tag team her and she was down. We took turns fucking her all night in the living room, and our rooms. She was a super nympho and it was a great time. Long story short, in the span of a year, the chick we tag teamed got mixed with the wrong crowd, started doing meth, and started getting pimped by some guy. She ended up getting caught, arrested and flunked out of college. I found her on LinkedIn a while back and it looks like she's back in school and has a job.
Sometimes I feel bad for what happened to her and feel like we had a small part in her getting pimped out. Maybe we should have treated her less like a ***** and more like a good woman.
Sometimes I feel bad for what happened to her and feel like we had a small part in her getting pimped out. Maybe we should have treated her less like a ***** and more like a good woman.Great Story!
Bro, if it hadn't been ya'll, it would've been somebody else. Some folks are just meant for certain things and some of the biggest 304's are found at college! LOL!
TooHotForYou
09-12-23, 21:55
Had a roommate in college who was pretty chill. We drank and smoked joints together, went to frat parties, and wingmaned each other at the bars. We were like yin and yang and often found ourselves hooking up with girl best friend duos. One night he brought a girl and her best friend back to our apartment. He already chose the one he wanted and her best friend was for me. We vibed well and we ended up fucking that night. My old roommate got lucky too and fucked the other chick. They both came back the next weekend but the chick my roommate was with didn't want to hook up with him anymore. He kicked her out when it got late and convinced the other chick to let us tag team her and she was down. We took turns fucking her all night in the living room, and our rooms. She was a super nympho and it was a great time. Long story short, in the span of a year, the chick we tag teamed got mixed with the wrong crowd, started doing meth, and started getting pimped by some guy. She ended up getting caught, arrested and flunked out of college. I found her on LinkedIn a while back and it looks like she's back in school and has a job.
Sometimes I feel bad for what happened to her and feel like we had a small part in her getting pimped out. Maybe we should have treated her less like a ***** and more like a good woman.That's nothing guy. Anybody can turn into an addict for any reason.
Gidden Lade
09-19-23, 21:51
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody.I was making a home delivery to a regular customer years ago that required his signature. I knew that he was single and lived alone. Right as I'm reaching for the doorbell I hear the LOUD moaning and groaning of some chick. The dude must've been taking care of business pretty good judging from her sound output. I didn't want to interrupt their fun so I left and came back later in the day on my way out of the area. Bro code. LOL.
Joesouncool
10-05-23, 13:09
Has anybody ever walked in on anybody? Just out of nowhere you walked in on somebody. I'll start with me. I walked in on my Spanish teacher and basketball coach in high school in the locker room. Let's see if anybody can tell a better one than that.I've walked into two closets in high rise offices where a chick is bent over getting it from behind. Both times, the skirt was pulled up and the panties pulled down. These were big supply closets both times and either they didn't notice the door open, or didn't care. I was like grandpa simpson, walked in and immediately walked out. Went back 10-15 minutes later and no one was in the closets. This was early in my post college career so I never mentioned it to anyone at the time. Both were in downtown Atlanta, just different buildings.
I had a girlfriend that loved me to bang her at her desk as well as in her boss’s office.
UtahLedgend2
10-05-23, 14:54
I was walked in on in an elevator, getting a blowjob in the middle of the night. The security guard close the door and said keep going. I saw him later on, and he told me how to stop the elevator from moving. This was in Grand Bahama at the Ocean reef resort many moons ago. I also seen in a Jacuzzi getting a blowjob and the next day a girl asked me hey weren't you the guy in the Jacuzzi the other day? I tried to get her to give me a blowjob in the Jacuzzi.
Joesouncool
10-05-23, 21:09
I was walked in on in an elevator, getting a blowjob in the middle of the night. The security guard close the door and said keep going. I saw him later on, and he told me how to stop the elevator from moving. This was in Grand Bahama at the Ocean reef resort many moons ago. I also seen in a Jacuzzi getting a blowjob and the next day a girl asked me hey weren't you the guy in the Jacuzzi the other day? I tried to get her to give me a blowjob in the Jacuzzi.Nice. I've got a ton of stories from my life that are true like that. People think that letters in penthouse and playboy were all lies when I was growing up. No, I've had much wilder stories than any of the letters I ever read, and I know that they are all true. I plan on sharing them with my grandchildren, at least the boys.
Gidden Lade
10-05-23, 21:10
The security guard close the door and said keep going. I saw him later on, and he told me how to stop the elevator from moving.Now that's what I call one cool ass security guard!
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