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Pok Gai
11-05-12, 18:08
UGGS. You know. The ones you really have to think about AFTER you done the did. Like. Did I just hit that?

(Disclaimer. For all the ladies / providers on this forum, I'm not trying to be insensitive. You find some guys repulsive too!)

I was going to post this in VEGAS, but guys there are pretty lame (well maybe I'm spoiled by the Hawaii crew) , then thought maybe Freebies here. But Since it was a first (new low) , I thought I'd start something new. I mean, not all stories can be great war stories. If you shame, and don't want to share it's ok. I don't know you fools anyways!

I took a bad beating in Vegas a few months back. But got a free trip on Mr Wynns dime. So I meet some girl at the airport. Figure why not set up something now. We split a cab to the north strip. Honestly I prob just got used for the cab fare. GREAT start to my weekend. But we planned to meet up at Marquee that night, she had a table with some friends and I was welcomed to join her and her friends. So I get there a like 1/2 hour early and snag some pizza. Then the girl stops replying back / picking up her phone-that place does have the worst reception. You can have full bars. But no calls / text / nothing. Sooo many people. But I think the (LOL censored. INSERT female description that rhymes) ditched me. After waiting 30 mins, said F'it! I'll go gamble instead and payback the Wynn. So I'm walking down towards the escalator then there's this commotion in front of the club. I guess this bachelorette party's host screwed up their reservation or something. Weird, it wasn't that busy (I mean normal busy) , and it wasn't a headliner. So being nosy I chat up 3 of them who were away from the bouncer seeing whats up. This group of girls was mostly 7s with a 9 and a 3-3. 5. I would take one for the team on all of them except for that 3. Felt kind of bad for them, so I hit up a promoter at XS I met on my last trip. He's a friend of a friend, so I wasn't sure what he'd do for us. It was kind of late, but Guy says it's super busy, but if I could get there in 30 mins. He'd get us all in. So I finally convince the group to ditch, and head with me to XS. Place was packed! So buy the girl 2 rounds of shots, give the bacherlorette some attention, your usual blah blah. Thank you, you're so sweet. I finally peel off the 9 from the group. But her sidekick (the 3) just wouldn't leave. So A-game on, and a TEAM of 1 (no freaking WING MAN on a solo vegas trip. MISTAKE! Not that I'd ever ask anyone to take that grenade). The 9s willing to go to her room, but I HAD to bring her best friend (the 3) with us. I never thought in the world I'd ever think about turning down a 3-some. But the 9 tells me, this girl is just really anit-social and didn't want to leave her there since the others girls would ditch her. Told me she'd make it worth my while if I showed her some love. Not trying to be a dick, plus JR wanted to hit it bad. She gets me to agree. Then this 3 had to Fn think about it. Are you Fn serious?

This 9. Best I can describe her is like Vicky from MFG, but taller. She really did make it ALMOST worth my while. I say almost, because now I shudder thinking about the 3. She just wasnt into it / experienced. I tried to fake it my best! At least I got to see the 9 again yesterday before I flew out. Nasty little thing when it was just 2 of us. She had a condom at her place, but I didn't at my room. Tells me she's not on the pill, so I couldn't cum inside her. But I could come ANYWHERE I wanted to. Dropped a load in her ass! Anals not my thing, but she loved it. AMAZING!

Ok yeah. So maybe it's not a fully BAD story. I had a good time this weekend. But it's so tainted. Everytime I think of the 9, there will be that 3! Going to wash my mind now!

Memahu
11-06-12, 04:08
I would do it with a woman who has a buddah face and a hot bod. I would do it with a woman who has a pretty face and a soft bod. But, I won't do it with a woman who has a bad bod and a buddah face.

Hostelxxxx
11-06-12, 04:21
You have to add up the 2 numbers and divide you had a threesome with 2 6's. Most would do a 5 so your still ahead and if it didn't cost anything well there you go.

WaveRider
11-06-12, 05:08
Don't be shame. I've never said no to a threesome myself and there's a bunch of guys who won't say no either when given a chance. Been in a devil's threesome (MMF) too. Those do come with a bit of regret.

I have a simple philosophy of

"if the dick goes up, then bueno. Let's do this" and "If it don't go up, then no bueno. No can".

That doesn't mean I didn't knock boots with girls some wouldn't even touch with a long pole-some 5's and 6's. But looks are subjective and as long as they held up to the first part and not the last, it was fine.

The only one I kind of regret is one in college. Was my first white girl, so I was all stoked about it. Little did I know I broke another rule which all men should abide by: NEVER STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY. What happened after was just horror. Good thing she flunked out her sophomore year.

Your case is more of a "price of admission" deal. Sometimes it's worth it, and sometimes it isn't.

Kealee29
11-06-12, 13:32
I think we have all stuck it in to Crazy before. I just seem to find all the winners.

I was with a chick once who would pause suddenly in the middle of sex, and make me just lay in bed while she stood over me, trying to see my 'aura'. Apparently auras are easier to see when a person in emotionally charged, so the middle of sex was the best time.

Wierdest feeling in the world.

There was this other asian girl that I liked alot. We met during a convention and started messing around a bit but I wanted the relationship to be much more than just sex well one evening we had some drinks that led to us to some nice kinky fun. I like a freaky girl but this was a little over the top. I slept at her place. Woke up the next morning all cool and cudly like that at 9 am. She wouldn't let me leave for like an hour, she was all over me and wouldn't let go. She told me to call her at 6pm that night when she was done with work she gave me a kiss and a huge ass hug. I call her at 6pm, she acts like she doesn't know me. Umm? Anyway she asks me to come over for a bit to have a drink and what not. After about 2 hours of watching tv, something in her head snapped and she was yelling at me to get out of her house! Then she hit me with the door on my way out. I couldn't figure out what happened and sat in my car with a WTF look on my face. I know that the action was good because she told me that she hadn't been boned that good before in her life. Plus all the screaming and biting and scratching and moaning and other "love marks" all over me.

I have more stories I just seem to be catching all the winners damn it

Pok Gai
11-06-12, 20:55
You have to add up the 2 numbers and divide you had a threesome with 2 6's. Most would do a 5 so your still ahead and if it didn't cost anything well there you go.LOL no. I really wanted to do the math. In this case. 9+3 really only equalled 9. Actually it was probably more like 9-3. Giving me a day to think about it, I guess I would still do it (knowing I may not see the 9 again).

It wasn't exactly free. Tipped the promoter $.2 rounds of shots in VEGAS. Ouch! All in all. Like an hour with vegas escort. But then again, I got 2 visits. So yeah. Good deal if we just looking at money.

WAVERIDER. Crazy (in bed) is good. Well, until crazy (not in bed) happens!

WaveRider
11-06-12, 21:02
WAVERIDER. Crazy (in bed) is good. Well, until crazy (not in bed) happens!I'm talking Kathy Bates from Misery crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OlolbLXvw

Pok Gai
09-19-13, 18:34
So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D

Lopaka Smith
09-19-13, 19:33
I met this girl's older sister off one of those chat lines, and we rocked each other's world for a few weeks.

38Ds, tight clean sweet tasting nani and could ride a cock with the right rythm that could make you last a LONG time.

Her sister had a close to identical body but a not-as-pleasing face.

She wasnt "ugly" persay but she just wasnt hot.

When I stopped at her place one day and after doing the deed older sister asked if I could do a favor. And give her kid sis some action. I was thinking WTF?

I initially balked, then she started blowing me. This girl could suck chrome off a Hudson Hornet. She said stay there. Got up and walked out of the room. Came back with her sister with me laying bare ass naked on the bed and my cock pointing at the sky. Baby sis smiled and said "for me?" and closed the door and started stripping her clothes off. She was thinner than Sis, but had 38D's which made them look even bigger than Big Sis' rack.

Damn her body was bangin'. She said sis told her I was an expert pussy eater, I told her to sit that on my face and she'll find out firsthand. She said Sis gets all the action she just gets to watch guys walk in hear the noises and then leave. Said our noises made her crazy horny and she was fingering herself while we fucked. She straddled my face and she tasted great. Didn't take her long until her thighs were gripping my head and she was bucking wildly as I tounged her clit and her slit. When she came she squirted a little in my mouth. She was crazy wet so she slid down my chest and slid right onto my hardon. She gasped as I slid into her as she said "its so thick", and all I could think of was how tight it was.

A few minutes of cowgirl, and I needed a breather so I wouldn't pop too soon. I got her to straddle my lap as we made out. Lots of DFK with her saying no one ever did her like this before. It was about there I realized she used no makeup, and a little would go a long way to helping her apperarance. But never mind. We can talk about this later. I stood her up and pushed her against the wall face first, checking out a PERFECT ass, gorgeous legs, a thin waist and curvy hips. Damn. The more I look the better this gets!

I nibble on her neck, ears, run my tongue down her back, then spread her asscheeks and start rimming her, she moans loud and asks if I want to fuck her there. She says no one ever has. Looks like a trip to Greece is my trip of the day! Back to the bed, I lay her face down and run my tongue into her ass again, then my fingers, one at a time, starting with my pinky and working to my thumb the entire time she is moaning and saying she wants my cock up her ass. So I oblige. No lube so I used lotion and spread her cheeks wide as I pressed the head against her back door. I pushed and she cried briefly, so I pulled back, she said no. MORE. A little more lotion and we tried again, got the head all the way in and let adjust to the girth. I pulled out, looked at her spread wide hole and stuffed my cock back inside, this time a little further. She grabbed a pillow and stuffed it into her mouth to stifle her screams. OMG her ass felt great. I slowly worked it all the way in and then looked at her and whispered "are you OK?" She looked back at me and said FUCK ME HARD! That was the sign I needed and started working in and out of her as we started to rock together.

Obviously this girl was deprived. And wanted it hard and deep. Heck, I'm not complaining.

I don't know how long I pounded that ass but it felt like forever (I'm not superman so I know it was probably 10-15 mins tops) Until I blew a huge load inside her cheeks.

Her sister stucke her head in the room to see if we were OK and said to me that there had better be some left for her. YIKES!

It was a great day.

Sis later learned about doing makeup and started to look better and better. She finally hooked up with a guy that she has been with for a while. She says it was my training that helped her. HA.

Patrick Batman
09-19-13, 19:43
I'm sure most of us would be willing to pinch-hit for you if she's that desperate in seeking another good time! LOL.

HornyDog808
09-19-13, 19:47
If you don't go. Ill go for you LOL.


So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =D

Idusixtyning
09-19-13, 20:42
Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =DWhat is there to think about? You think she is weird about wanting cum in her ass but she probably thinks you're weird wanting to CIM. Both submissive acts on her part. Go with it what she wants to do and leave a load in her ass. Maybe she'll let you take a pic of her squeezing the cream pie out of her ass. Besides, can you get this action in an AMP and for free too?

Pokeman808
09-19-13, 23:01
So I get a text from a number I did not recognize yesterday. This girl is telling me how we partied in Vegas, and was sad I didn't remember her. I was at the gym BTW, and I hate being bothered during my workouts. But I give her a ring, and she sounds cute. So I tell her sorry. I do go to Vegas a lot, and I'm usually pretty medicated to where things can be a blur. So she's reminding me of the night and I'm like stoked. I remember the hottie 9, who basically would let me hit it, if we included her grenade of a friend. Anyways, so this girl just got to Hawaii, and was in her hotel room. Wanted to see if I wanted to hookup. It took some convincing on her part, but she gets JR to make my decision. I wanted to clean up, get out of my gym clothes. But she tells me to just go to the hotel.

I get to the room, and I cannot believe my eyes. But it was the grenade. WTF. I don't even remember giving this girl my number. She really looked a lot better then she did. She lost some serious weight. I'd say she's like a 5-6 now just for her body. She still had this really granola / homely look to her though. I'm quickly running through my mind. Do I really want to still hit it? Would I be a dick to just walk? She knew I was thinking it was her friend. Asked if I was disappointed it wasn't the friend. I kinda paused, and told her I was surprised, because it didn't seem like she liked me in Vegas. I'm there already, I'm in the room. And she did have a pretty banging body. F! It. So compliment her on weight and how good she looks now. Yada yada BS sob story of hers + some drinks. I don't drink during the day, but for this girl. Exceptions can be made.

So I needed to shower, she decides to get clean with me. Some DFK, the she wants to clean JR. Soaps JR up, rinses off and then gets on her knees for some BBBJ. Wow this girl must've been giving a lot of head in the past year. I don't remember her being that good, it was one of the better BJs I've had. So we dry up and head to the bed. Start some DATY, and she wants 69. Tells me she wants me in her, put her in mish and after about 10 mins, I kinda started to go limp. I pull out and tell her to flip over for some K9. Pretty nice ass. I love these latina chicks! K9 felt way better for JR, plus the view was much better from behind. 15 mins and I'm getting close. She tells me to cum inside her. Writing this now, I don't know what I was thinking. But at the time. I really did not want to pop inside. The thought process was I definitely don't want / need a kid with you. Just funny to think about it now, because I've never had a problem with others. But yeah, I told her I wanted to cum in her mouth, her BJ was so amazing. She doesn't do that, but I could on her face. Decisions! I went for the face. I actually got a bit in her mouth. Which she didn't seem too happy. We clean up, and she's wondering if I'd come back. I tell her maybe. Work, busy week, blah blah. She wasn't taking the NO, so I told her I had an SO. She laughs at me, and said it's ok she had a man back home too. What's happens in Hawaii. We laugh about it.

She says if I wasn't planning to come back, then we had to fuck one more time. I can be iffy for msog, and it was so late in the afternoon already. But she me I can't go till I fuck her ass. Anal is not my thing, but when the words "cum in my ass" came out, I was sold. Called work, moved some appointments around. Cover story for the SO set. So I asked her if she'd mind if we use a condom. Opens up her suitcase. And she was prepared. Condoms, lube, a pretty big ass dildo, butt plug, cuffs. She just got a condom out and the lube. Sits me on the sofa and kneels in from of me for BBBJ. It wasn't happening JR wasn't interested. She's like it's okay, you just need rest. So we cuddle on the bed, and some LFK and she strokes JR. She then goes down and starts to rim me + HJ. Girl has her tongue deep up my ass. She's telling me how good it tastes, and yeah JR starts to wakes up. She gets some lube for her asshole, and starts to finger it. Now changing to BJ while fingering herself. 10 mins, she gets on her back and I slide it in her ass. We go slow for a bit till she's stretched out, and now she's starting to push back / forth on me. She swaped to K9 then CG. And I just wasnt feeling it. I flat out tell her anals not my thing. But we could go as much as she wanted. She told me to fuck her K9 in the pussy, but I had to pop in her ass. Man. What is this girls thing about cum in her ass? 15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.

Side note: while I was writing this up, she texts me asking if I was going to come over. Just told her only if I could cum in her mouth! She hasn't responded yet =DMaybe she likes chocolate with her milk. LOL

Pok Gai
09-20-13, 18:21
What Pokeman808 said! I don't mind kissing a girl after I pop in her mouth. But I definitely don't like chocolate in my mouth. So yes, I went down for another visit. She's really a lot better looking now then she was in Vegas. I've been with worse. Nothing really new to report from yesterday, other then she had the butt plug in her when I arrived. Same positions. COF. Only 1 pop. Had to leave already. She's here for a few more days, not sure if I'll get another go. Kind of hard to get away from the SO on our days off. But if anything new to report, I'll move it to freebies. Just thought I'd bump this for the original post from last year.


What is there to think about? You think she is weird about wanting cum in her ass but she probably thinks you're weird wanting to CIM. Both submissive acts on her part. Go with it what she wants to do and leave a load in her ass. Maybe she'll let you take a pic of her squeezing the cream pie out of her ass. Besides, can you get this action in an AMP and for free too?
Maybe she likes chocolate with her milk. LOL

Redneck 1
07-04-15, 23:27
When I used to patronize hostess bars years ago, I would sometimes find it remarkable how different some of the women (especially older ones) would look when comparing their carefully prepared nighttime versions in the bar to their "real life" daytime versions with no cosmetics and other appearance enhancements.

I remembered that when I recently saw a candid photo of purportedly "glamorous" television celebrity and former supermodel Tyra Banks, who's now forty-one. To her credit, she bravely posted that photo on the internet herself, and it's attached below on the left. Click on it. Yikes! OMG!

Now compare it to the photo of Tyra on the right, with heavy makeup, soft lighting, tinted contact lenses and nicely done hair.

Just goes to show, the alluring and enchanting woman you see at night may look much different in the morning, LOL.

Botoman
09-20-17, 16:21
...15 mins of K9 and I'm ready for pop#2. She's screaming IN MY ASS, IN MY ASS, FUCK ME IN MY ASS. I slip it in and after about few mins shoot a load in her. Now here is the fucked up part. She turns over on her back and pushes the cum out. Scoops up some with her fingers and eats it. WAIT a Fn minute! You won't let me cum in your mouth, but you will eat my cum that was in your ass? We clean up and she's hoping I'll come back before she leaves. Give her a kiss on the cheek and told her I'd try to free up some time. So from the moment I left, up until just now when I was writing this report. I though no Fn way am I going back. Just a 1 time, ok. 2nd time thing. But after typing this out / reliving out. Got pretty F'and horny. Maybe.
This is some funny shit! One guy commented maybe she likes chocolate in her cream.

Choni
09-20-17, 17:16
This is some funny shit! One guy commented maybe she likes chocolate in her cream.I think that's worse than going Ass To Mouth (ATM).

Redneck 1
05-20-18, 21:26
Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).

Cosmic Kid
05-21-18, 22:21
Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).May or may not be a simple case of "low standards". Possible sure, but it just sounds to me as if some other factor could be involved. Maybe it's a weird fetish thing with the guy. Or could be some kind of emotional trauma / mental short-circuit, like, even though he's well-off financially, doesn't matter; because for whatever reason, his personal self-respect is so injured that this brand of seriously ruined woman is all he is capable of allowing himself to have sex with? Just speculating out of the box here, obviously.

DangerBoy
05-21-18, 22:43
Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).Eh. Some people like slumming.

Or maybe that guy has to cut corners to afford that Merc.

BoboBrotha
01-25-20, 20:42
I have, and still would go pretty low. It has its own weird type of excitement. However, I only do this if the cost matches the looks. I have never, and probably never will pick up SW, mainly because I don't think I would enjoy it in a car, but I've seen some pretty fugly incall ladies. Haha, I remember one old one that lived and operated in the Marco Polo bldg before that fire. She also ran a real estate business there too. That was. Interesting. But I'm glad I did it.

JackMayhoff
01-27-20, 05:39
Here's a funny tidbit. This weekend, I was surprised to see someone with a very nice Mercedes G-Class luxury SUV pick up a dumpy, quite unattractive drug-addict streetwalker downtown. It was in broad daylight too, so her appearance was obvious. Of course, I've been with some unsightly providers myself over the years, but philosophically, such low standards may be more embarrassing if you're driving a splendid Mercedes (smile).Quite possible that was her pimp picking her up not a customer. Back in the day, had a black pimp in Waikiki who drove a silver Mercedes suv but I haven't seen him or his girls around since Kūhiō got renovated, I figured they left for the mainland.

BoboBrotha
02-15-20, 17:59
Lets be real-.

I'm looking for someone ugly, cheap, and has incall.

Help a fellow out. Inbox me.

BoboBrotha
02-18-20, 16:51
Lets be real-.

I'm looking for someone ugly, cheap, and has incall.

Help a fellow out. Inbox me.Just giving this a bump because I've been feeling kind of slummy lately.

Willy Wood
02-16-21, 20:09
How many of you saw your favorite provider (AMP, mt, SW, bar girl, etc) without make up and 2nd guessed if you still wanted to have another session with her?

TrialnError
02-26-21, 04:59
I dipped below my standards and most other guys standards a few times. Sometimes when you're in a pinch, what's in front of you has to do sometimes.

Prudential808
02-26-21, 23:58
How many of you saw your favorite provider (AMP, mt, SW, bar girl, etc) without make up and 2nd guessed if you still wanted to have another session with her?Actually some girls look better without makeup or in bright light. Eapecially girls in their 20's-30's and some in 40's.

But yikes. Granny top service girls outside. They have joke face who will smile when they hear their sibling died. Too much facial lifting. Too much plastic surgery to make their eyes and nose bigger.

How To
02-27-21, 15:30
About 10 years ago, I was working on Maui. I was really horny and wanted to try different things. I was in contact with Volcano Girls (do you remember them? But the mamasan (whose name I forgot) was trying hard to find me a girl on Maui to try. She kept making me dates, but the girls kept cancelling on me. She got really upset and I just said I would find someone else. I had no internet there and only had Maui's version of the Pennysaver. I called this one girl and set up a time (it was close to my hotel). The place was an apartment complex and when I found her place, the door was open and just a security screen closed. The TV was blaring with Wheel of Fortune (yep, I still remember that was on!) so it was early evening. I knocked and she told me to come in. She was sitting on the couch in lingerie watching TV. She was this middle aged over weight white woman. She told me to sit down and she wanted to finish watching "wheel". OK! I SHOULD HAVE BAILED, BUT I WAS HORNY! Wheel finished and we went to her bedroom. She place a condom and lube on her dresser and I got undressed. She kneeled and started a toothy BBBJ. I worked through it and lifted her up and put her on the bed. I don't think she had panties on, because I remember her telling me to put the condom on and grab the lube for her. She was really hairy and I don't think I was really hard. I put the condom on myself and she lubed herself. I just pounded her until I came. I went to the bathroom, put the condom in the trash (there was another condom in there already), cleaned myself up, put part of the donation on her dresser (I think she wanted $$ I left $. 5) and walked out.
I think her name was Carmen.
Talk about a walk of shame back to my car.

KeepGoing
02-27-21, 21:05
My experience was almost the same as yours. It happened late 90's for me. Called that one number on pennysaver and scheduled an appointment with a haole miif bordering on gilf. It was an outcall and her place was located at one of those apts in McCully. I doubt any of you mongers would touch her, LOL. Lets just say she was flabby and shaped like a pear. I had buyers remorse, lmao. Ever since that day, I stuck with MPs.

Big Gulp
02-27-21, 23:31
I remember I did a lineup at couple of the AMP's, turned the girls down because I saw nothing I liked. Felt bad for hurting their egos / pride but I'm not wasting money on someone that I don't find attraction too, don't need to be a perfect 10 but got to be at least appealing on some level.

Enona1
02-28-21, 00:11
One time had this middle aged one, not pretty, kinda plain. Was tempted to ask Chanel for someone else but didn't want to be a jerk. When she took her clothes off she had a good body and enjoyed DATY a lot! She started cumming and her hips were jerking involuntarily. She pulled me up, grabbed my dick and stuck it in her. When I told her I was cumming she held on to my hips, wouldn't let me pull out. It was a good time. Never saw her again. Wish I didn't forget her name. No regrets!

Big Gulp
03-24-21, 07:27
Saw one of the mature females at one of the popular AMP's without makeup recently, won't mention names but she went from a must try to a maybe if everyone is busy.

SUNG JOONG
03-24-21, 12:00
Saw one of the mature females at one of the popular AMP's without makeup recently, won't mention names but she went from a must try to a maybe if everyone is busy.After all, she is someone who I think needs makeup. I'm just not ready to become Hawaii version of Caitlin Jenner. Until I have gut to do it and walk the street, I must continue this. What can be more low than an attempt murder? I'm really capable of anything.

KeepGoing
03-28-21, 20:13
My experience was at CHM15 to 20 years ago. My regulars were Tina and Sandy for those who remembered. Anyway, I go to the place on a afternoon and Mama leads to the room closest to where the ladies sleeping quarters were. Does anyone know how a kitchen mama or a korean gilf looks like? Well, she was worse looking than any of those types of women, LOL. I'm like, fuck it I'm horny. She massages me for a while and lets her fingers roam all over me. I wouldn't dare go down on her so I ask for a BJ to get me hard, then the dirty deed after. We all know the butter joke as in (anything but her face). In this case, she was a butter everything. The irony was her pogi was ok to be honest. I guess it was for a lack of dick over the years.

Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?

Redneck 1
03-28-21, 20:58
Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?Yes, many times. Wish that she was still available as a provider.

Makana9
03-29-21, 12:18
Yes, many times. Wish that she was still available as a provider.That motion, always my go too, never need to worry unless I got a text from my fav at GS so depends. Mama was so much fun, so much, and IMHO loved her DT plus dirty talk, moaning purr to literally screaming ooffing. So many memories, miss Lisa too and the Legend with her ice water. Use to have fun on my BDay there, they give me gifts (mostly shirts but couple of times got some good stuff!) and did the 2 x 3 xsomes, remember making one or 2 or more who came but was closed for the next couple hours. Sorry braddahs, my bad! Birthdays still good, but not as good as when I would get my CHM. So missed!

Big Gulp
03-31-21, 23:29
My experience was at CHM15 to 20 years ago. My regulars were Tina and Sandy for those who remembered. Anyway, I go to the place on a afternoon and Mama leads to the room closest to where the ladies sleeping quarters were. Does anyone know how a kitchen mama or a korean gilf looks like? Well, she was worse looking than any of those types of women, LOL. I'm like, fuck it I'm horny. She massages me for a while and lets her fingers roam all over me. I wouldn't dare go down on her so I ask for a BJ to get me hard, then the dirty deed after. We all know the butter joke as in (anything but her face). In this case, she was a butter everything. The irony was her pogi was ok to be honest. I guess it was for a lack of dick over the years.

Speaking of which, Mama only gave me BJ while drunk and in front of the massage person I chose. Did anyone get FS from her?They must be like 70 or 80 by now.